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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,702 Remember, they won't hear me, 2 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:16,266 so if you could answer the questions in complete sentences, 3 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,809 "I built the maze because..." 4 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:22,022 I built the maze because I wanted to make something. 5 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,857 - And? - Oh, god. 6 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:27,486 Am I coming off angry? Just please don't let me come across angry on this. 7 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,643 - Don't... or spineless. Please. - Of course not. 8 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:34,701 For fuck's sake, do not make me look like a spineless asshole. 9 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,662 Of course not. Boom. 10 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:44,002 I built something because I wanted to build something. 11 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:48,298 And if I could just finish it, I just know that it would... 12 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:54,304 It would be great. It would be... or true or real. 13 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:59,351 And tertiary... tertiary, I might be responsible 14 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,521 for the people that died yesterday... or today. 15 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,148 I don't know what time it is. 16 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,945 And if I am... 17 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,866 Then I'm sorry. 18 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,870 Tertiarily. Tell me more about that. 19 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,831 Dave, don't go... 20 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,666 J“ one, two, three, four 21 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,092 J“ I had a slight diversion 22 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,304 j“ but I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 23 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,640 j“ I had a slight diversion 24 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:42,394 j“ but I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 25 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,856 j“ I used to say, "I love you" 26 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,317 j“ yeah, yeah, girl 27 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:52,279 j“ I took a diversion 28 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,906 j“ a diversion 29 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,492 j“ a diversion 30 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,956 j“ to bring my love back to you now, now, now, now 31 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,835 j“ I had a slight diversion 32 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,963 j“ but I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 33 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,467 j“ I had a slight diversion 34 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:17,346 j“ but I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 35 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,807 j“ I used to say, "I love you" 36 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,602 j“ yeah, yeah, girl 37 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:27,648 j“ I had a diversion 38 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,316 j“ a diversion 39 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:34,196 j“ to bring my love back to you now, now, now, now 40 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,156 j“ now! J“ 41 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,706 I'm back! 42 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,251 - What the...? - Hey, baby! 43 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:52,381 Welcome home! How was your trip? 44 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:57,135 Um... it was fine. What is this? 45 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,472 I built a labyrinth! Can you believe it? 46 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:05,394 Ok. Um... how long are you planning on having it up? 47 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,356 Oh, you know, just... a little while. 48 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,485 Ok. I'm gonna take a shower. 49 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,572 Cool... cool. 50 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:21,159 - Wait! Annie! - What? 51 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,956 Annie, I'm so glad you're home. 52 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,104 Have you been working on this all weekend? 53 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,731 - Hey! - Hey. 54 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,816 Um... yes. 55 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:58,739 Well, I started Friday night and... I'm lost. 56 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,782 Um... it's cardboard. 57 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,410 I know, but it's much bigger on the inside. 58 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,706 I really wanna see you. Can you please come out? 59 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:11,710 Annie... I'm lost. 60 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,503 Dude, come out. 61 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,964 They're just refrigerator boxes. Knock them over. 62 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,341 Do you even know how long it took me to make this? 63 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,969 You can't just make me tear it down because it works. 64 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,977 - Where's the entrance? - No! Annie, do not come in here. 65 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,688 It is not finished and it is way too dangerous. 66 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,023 Dave, you're being a douche. 67 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,042 No! What are you doing? 68 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,485 Stop it! Oh, my god! 69 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,905 Whoa! What is happening? 70 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,616 Whatever you just did, please don't do that again. 71 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,493 I'm coming in. 72 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,663 No, it's not ready! I don't want you to get lost. 73 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,041 How long have you been in there? 74 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,835 Mmm... I've been in here for three days. 75 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:58,006 What? Are you kidding me? 76 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:01,092 I left my phone on the counter, or I would have called. 77 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,804 I really wanted to call. 78 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,098 Oh, my god. 79 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,563 - I'm breaking it down. - No, no, no, wait! 80 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,316 There has to be a way... Call Gordon! 81 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:20,362 No, call Leonard! No, call Gordon. 82 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:24,991 - Are you serious? - Yes. Annie, please. Just... 83 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,452 I've worked so hard on this. 84 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:39,130 - Hey, Gordon. - Hello. 85 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,675 - Where's that beard at? - The beard's on my face! 86 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,680 - I said, where's that beard at? - I said, the beard's on my face! 87 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:48,181 - What you say? - I said the beard's on my face! 88 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,599 - Hey, man. - Hey. 89 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,060 - Sorry I didn't call. - Ok. 90 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,625 I thought you were dead in a closet with a bag over your head. 91 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,690 Ha. Did Annie explain? 92 00:05:56,815 --> 00:06:00,652 Yeah, she did. Why aren't we breaking this down? 93 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,946 Because he worked really hard on it. 94 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,156 Thank you. Yes. 95 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,616 Let's see what we got here. 96 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,261 Dave, are you wearing yourshoes? 97 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:12,122 - No. No, of course not. - Mm-hmm. 98 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,834 -Mmm - we're not allowed to go in. 99 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,794 Yeah, because it's not finished yet. 100 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,504 He's afraid that we'll get lost. 101 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,215 Which is right because it's bigger than it looks. 102 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,884 I can't believe you actually made this. 103 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,679 Well, it's not finished yet. But pretty cool, huh? 104 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:31,641 The interesting thing is that I started in the centre and built outward, 105 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:32,934 like a seashell. 106 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,478 The interesting thing is that you got lost. 107 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,815 - I said, where's that beard at? - The beard's on my face! 108 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,317 Annie, could I get ajar? 109 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:53,872 Come in, Gordon. 110 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:55,790 Hey. 111 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,753 What's wrong with him? 112 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,381 You know, he gets all fired up about stuff, but he never finishes anything. 113 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,093 At least he followed through this time, you know? 114 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:10,013 Come on, look at half this stuff out here, it's a mess. 115 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,576 You know, you're the one who's gonna have to clean up all this cardboard 116 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:18,605 once he takes up... carpentry. 117 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:31,534 - You ok? - I'm fine. 118 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,912 He's lost in a cardboard maze in our living room. 119 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,789 Not true. 120 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,833 He's lost in a cardboard maze in your living room that he built. 121 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:42,379 It's way stupider. 122 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,924 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 123 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,927 He said he's been in there for three days. 124 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,221 Where do you think he poops and stuff? 125 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:54,057 - I... - I haven't had anything to eat for a while. 126 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,853 What? You haven't eaten anything? 127 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,732 I had some trail mix, a little beefjerky... You know, construction food. 128 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,192 But... but that was a while ago. 129 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:08,071 And I didn't build a toilet, and I'm not gonna shit on our floor! 130 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,447 Are you ok? 131 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:13,535 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just... kinda hurt my hand. 132 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,037 - Let me guess. Paper cut? - Yeah, kind of. 133 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,497 Is it bad? Are you all right? 134 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,874 No, it's fine. I'm fine. Don't worry, guys. 135 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,587 Hey, I think it's time we lift it up and you crawl out. 136 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,424 What am I, a worm? 137 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,010 And I can't, because I taped it to the carpet. 138 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:34,472 - You're kidding. - Sealed tight. Wait, let me just... 139 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,978 Jesus Chris, stop! What are you even doing? 140 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:43,690 - Whoa, whoa, whoa... - Please don't do that. 141 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:51,239 Oh, my god, I can hear that! Gordon, keep knocking! 142 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,744 Why did I not think of this? So simple! 143 00:08:55,869 --> 00:09:00,540 Keep knocking, Gordon! Knock away, baby! 144 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:05,003 Yeah! Wait... oh, shit. 145 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:10,133 Gordon? I can't hear you knocking. Oh, I've gone too far. 146 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,010 Nah, I was just kidding. 147 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,637 - Awesome. - What? 148 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,265 I'm lost again. 149 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,642 Just... follow the knocking. 150 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:23,188 I wish it was that easy. I built this thing too tricky. 151 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,647 What are we supposed to do? 152 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,734 Ooh! Make sandwiches, put them in baggies 153 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,611 and then throw them into the labyrinth. 154 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,296 Yeah, and then hopefully I'll find one. 155 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,482 This is really good. I'm gonna call Leonard real fast. 156 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,742 Dave, can you please come out? 157 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:40,538 Annie, I want to, I just... I can't. 158 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:45,794 Dave is trapped in a cardboard maze in his living room and he can't get out... 159 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,923 I know... No, no bag, no closet, just... 160 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,317 Yeah, Annie just came home and found him... 161 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,803 - No, no, no. Gordon? Gordon! - Hold on a sec, Leo. What? 162 00:09:54,928 --> 00:10:00,100 Only Leonard. Only Leonard. You got me? 163 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,768 Yes, of course. 164 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:12,529 - You ok? - Yeah, I'm fine. Just kinda hungry. 165 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,824 - And we can't tear it down? - Please don't. 166 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,828 - Let's go get him. - No, you can't. It's too dangerous. 167 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,705 You wouldn't last a second with the obstacles and the booby traps... 168 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,208 - You built obstacles? - Yeah, just for fun. 169 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:29,337 And then they took on a life of their own, and they're not what I intended. 170 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:34,092 So we can't tear it down, and we can't go in? I'm going home. 171 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,217 No, no, come on. You just got here, let's hang out. 172 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,430 - I've gotta work tomorrow. - Well, you've got awesome right now! 173 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,308 - Sorry. Bye, Dave. - Bye, Leonard! 174 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,436 Leonard, can I get a few words from you before you go? 175 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:49,023 - Ok. Cock, radio, porcelain... - An interview. 176 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,652 - Wait, was that Harry? - Yeah, he's making a documentary. 177 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,697 Oh. What, did he see the labyrinth yet? 178 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,198 Nope. Probably missed it. 179 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,868 Come on, guys! It's huge! 180 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,079 - Wait... who else is out there? - Me, Gordon, Harry... 181 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,290 Harry's crew. Greg and Brynn are here. 182 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,416 Hey, Dave. 183 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,793 Can you not say that at the same time as me? 184 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,670 - What? - You know... 185 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,547 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dave. 186 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,966 - Damn it. - Gordon, what the fuck? 187 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,302 Nicole couldn't make it, but Jane is here. 188 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,262 I wanna go inside! Can we go inside? 189 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,639 - What? No! - Ok! I 190 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,350 I don't understand. Why can't he just break out of it? 191 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:28,897 - Because he's attached to it. - Oh. Yeah, ok. 192 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,691 Ok, well, don't just let anyone in, ok? 193 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,569 There's some flemish tourists. 194 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,199 - Hobo from the street. - Can I use the shower? 195 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,076 - Gordon! - Look, buddy, you said you knew mazes. 196 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,245 I said I know cardboard. 197 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,039 - Pizza's here. - More cardboard. 198 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:49,334 Oh, you guys got some pizza? 199 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,253 - Annie? - What? 200 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,882 Can you come back to the back of the labyrinth, please? 201 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,635 I can't. I have to get the pizza. 202 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,263 - Please? - I'll get it. I'll get it. 203 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:09,938 What? 204 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:15,193 I'm sorry I can't figure my way outta here. I feel like a fish in a fishbowl. 205 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:21,074 Everything is so close. I'm really sorry. 206 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:28,373 "Ok" what? You sound pissed. 207 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,250 This is stupid. 208 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,586 Not from in here. 209 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,672 I miss you. 210 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,348 I miss you, too. 211 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,187 I miss you too. 212 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,033 Ok, that's great. Can we try another one? 213 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:09,497 Ok, I got one. When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze, 214 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,500 I was like, "well, at least he's not sucking a big veiny dick 215 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,129 - "for kickstarter money." - That's not how kickstarter works! 216 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,007 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 217 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,009 Why didn't we start with Annie? 218 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,344 - I'm going into the maze. - Really? Ok. 219 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,031 - Don't touch me! - I'm sorry. You're good. 220 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,266 We're gonna pick up later, where we left off. 221 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,809 Ok, thank you, Leonard. 222 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:34,022 Ok, Annie. You come home, there's a giant maze in your living room, 223 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,567 you're like, "what the...? There's a giant maze in my living room! 224 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,652 "I've heard of people rearranging the furniture, 225 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:43,072 "but this is whack-a-doodle crazy!" 226 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,200 Give me a sense of that. 227 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,220 So when you're ready. Just let me know how you felt. 228 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,163 Put it in your own words. 229 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,415 Don't say "whack-a-doodle". That's dumb. 230 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,750 When you're ready... 231 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,085 Ok, just ignore me, do what you're doing. 232 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,930 We'll put some music over this, it'll be a montage, it'll be awesome! 233 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,560 - Um... can we go in the maze now? - Yeah, can we go in the maze now? 234 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,686 What? No! 235 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,897 Guys, I'm just going to fish Dave out. This is not... 236 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,400 - So we can go in the maze now? - Yes! Let's fucking do this! 237 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,610 - Yeah! - Woo! 238 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,862 Woah! What? Stop it. Guys, stop it! 239 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,590 - It's not finished! - I'll be right there. 240 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,216 - What's going on? - Everybody's coming in. 241 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,451 - You're not coming in, are you? - Let's go in! 242 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,787 - Fuck it, let's go. - Stop! 243 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,998 Go, go, go! Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera! 244 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,893 Don't look at the camera! Go, go, go, go through. 245 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,419 - Wow! - Oh, my! 246 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,963 Let's go this way! 247 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,135 Dave? 248 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,811 It is bigger. 249 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,863 This doesn't make any sense. 250 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,059 No problem. We're gonna... We'll just turn around. 251 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,163 As long as we're all working together, this is gonna be fine. It's gonna be great. 252 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,523 - Which way? - Um... wait a second. Hold on. 253 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,835 - What's wrong? - Nothing, hold on, just give me a second. 254 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,696 No, come on. Dave! 255 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,407 Hey, hey! Not on me, on the maze. The maze! 256 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,080 Well, um... 257 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,132 Dave? 258 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,429 Acoustics are different. 259 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,532 Is that a problem? Are you bringing problems to my set? 260 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,325 You're here to provide solutions, not problems. 261 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,392 It's just different. 262 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,852 Dave! 263 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:23,649 Ok, look, mazes are very complicated. So let's just take a second and relax. 264 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,486 - We don't need to go and get lost. - We just got here! 265 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,488 Every maze has a dead end. 266 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,491 It's just a shame we had to find one so soon. Look at that. 267 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,034 What is happening to you? 268 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,914 You're freaking out. So let's just take a second and have a breather. 269 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:41,125 No, don't! Oh! 270 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,942 This must have taken hours... 271 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,318 It goes all the way up. 272 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,566 Wait, isn't this the keyboard that you got Dave? 273 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:48,109 Yep. Hey, at least the box is being used, huh? 274 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,987 He really used anything he could find. 275 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,613 Where's the keyboard? 276 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:16,929 Annie? 277 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,608 - Hey! - Hey. 278 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,892 Dave? Dave! Guys, come on! 279 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,240 Whoa! 280 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,211 No, it's fine. 281 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,109 Annie? More childlike wonder. 282 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,443 "Ooh! Ll 283 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,656 ooh. 284 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,995 Wow! 285 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,622 Mm-hmm... 286 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,422 Why are we stopping? 287 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,425 Where's the second one? 288 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,348 Oh! Argh! 289 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,082 There's gotta be another way out! 290 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,322 Argh! 291 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,247 Guys! Get in the mouth! 292 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,708 Go! Come on! 293 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,769 I've got it! When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze... 294 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,655 Let's see if this... 295 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,282 Yeah. Annie, could you sit there? 296 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:28,204 Annie, just... ok, there we go. 297 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,792 Just sit there. Ok? Yeah. All right. 298 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,117 This is pretty ovennhelming, huh? Let's talk about this. 299 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,880 Yeah, I guess. 300 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,507 Probably talk about... 301 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,552 Ok, let's start with Annie. Thank you, Gordon. All right. 302 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,389 Hold this for a second. 303 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:50,184 And I see that she keys left. Do you have a bounce? 304 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,245 I'd like to get some fill on the other side of her face... 305 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:56,690 We're here in the maze and we're rescuing Dave. 306 00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,694 Great, hold on, hold that thought. Not yet. Good instincts. 307 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:06,283 Ok, so Annie, start with your name and age. 308 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:10,538 My name's Annie, and we're rescuing Dave, from the maze. 309 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:16,377 Ok, Annie... when did Dave become able to bring inanimate objects to life? 310 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,503 What? 311 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,965 We were just attacked by giant origami birds. Your thoughts? 312 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,842 I don't know. What are your thoughts? 313 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:29,974 Often in the media, women are portrayed as incomplete without a man, 314 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,435 either talking about a guy, or in this case physically searching for a guy. 315 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:37,857 - What do you think about that? - What? I really don't care. 316 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,822 You don't care? You're a woman. You don't care about gender stereotypes? 317 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,213 What are you, Betty friedan? Let's just keep it about the maze. 318 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:45,281 You want me to minimise her as a person 319 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,676 and just allow her identity through a gender telescope? Fine! 320 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,262 - I want us to stay focused! - You want me to stay focused? 321 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:55,791 Annie! Is Dave important to you? 322 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,878 What would you do if something happened to him? 323 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,928 Hey, you guys! 324 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,974 This place is huge. 325 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,684 Jane, did you see anything back there? 326 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:17,396 No, I didn't see anything. This is a blast, huh? 327 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,291 - Hold on, hold on. - Have you seen any of the other... 328 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,316 No, don't move! 329 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:35,789 Ok. Look at me, I'm, like, a statue! 330 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,082 Why am I not moving, Annie? 331 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,670 Um... Jane, just listen to him. 332 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:47,384 - You might have triggered a booby trap. - Booby trap? 333 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,891 No one else stepped on this? 334 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:59,146 It's like a fucking cocktail party in here, and nobody stepped on this? 335 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,731 Ssh! 336 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,655 Ok. I think we're good. 337 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,491 Oh! 338 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,092 What? 339 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,183 - What the hell is this? - Is this blood? 340 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,810 Is this my good yarn? 341 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,896 Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project? 342 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:46,944 Her head fell off, so I'm gonna say that... She's dead? I don't know! 343 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,737 Greg! 344 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,169 You're getting so cold. 345 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,719 I'm coming to get you, Brynn! 346 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,522 Greg? 347 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,452 I can hear you. 348 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,207 Ah! 349 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,048 Greg? 350 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,751 - Why did Dave build booby traps? - Because it's a labyrinth. 351 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:11,528 If it didn't have booby traps, it would just be a series of articulated hallways. 352 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,615 I don't care what it is. I wanna know why it's killing people! 353 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,201 Ok, that's great, but could you rephrase that 354 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,806 to more directly address whether what's happening here is real? 355 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:24,208 - I wanna get out of here! - Brynn! Are you ok? 356 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,795 No, I'm not ok. I wanna get out of this stupid maze. 357 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,755 Stop. 358 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,257 Hey, um... you look nice. How are you? 359 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:35,761 - What? - More of a... 360 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,806 Look, er... we don't have time for this, Brynn! 361 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,558 We are trapped inside some sort of a death maze, 362 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,436 and we need to find our friends and get the fuck out of here! 363 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,729 Ok, why are you shaking me? 364 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,899 I am shaking you because I am brimming with emotion! 365 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,317 Get it together, Gordon! 366 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,278 Hey, enough! Brynn, what happened? 367 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,865 A bunch of spikes hit Greg and his guts splashed all over me. 368 00:26:56,990 --> 00:27:02,871 Ok. Ok. We have to know what we're dealing with here. 369 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,459 - I don't know what that is. - Hug her. Give her a hug. 370 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:08,627 No! Come on. 371 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:12,548 Follow them. Go, go, go! 372 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,777 He was right there. 373 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,948 Could he have gotten up? Maybe he was just hurt. 374 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,617 He was definitely hurt. 375 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,745 It looks like he got up and wandered off, 376 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,415 if he had paint cans for feet. What am I looking at? 377 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:51,044 Hooves. It's a minotaur. 378 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,921 Um... what? 379 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,965 Half bull, half man. 380 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,259 Feeds on human flesh, haunts labyrinths. 381 00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:00,345 Are you telling me that Dave is killing and eating people? 382 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,307 No, the traps are killing people and the minotaur is eating them. 383 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,144 Ok, but if Dave made the minotaur, couldn't he just tell it to stop? 384 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:09,396 How do you make a minotaur? 385 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,316 I don't know. 386 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,281 Ok, that's it. 387 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,452 I'm cutting a hole all the way to the outside. 388 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,579 No, no, Annie. Dave said that we shouldn't... 389 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:31,376 Well, he's gonna get over it. It's the least of his concerns. 390 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,842 Annie? Annie, Annie! You gotta hurry up! 391 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,237 - It's rough. - Annie, we gotta get outta here! 392 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:42,721 I'm almost done! 393 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,391 Annie! 394 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,104 I got it, I got it! 395 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,898 Argh! 396 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,574 Brynn, come on! 397 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:03,784 Get out of here. 398 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,244 Let's move it. 399 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,454 Get out of here! 400 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,690 There's no point. We can't stop it. 401 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,650 It just keeps coming. 402 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:38,986 Dave! 403 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,779 Hey! Follow me. 404 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,158 Shit! 405 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,285 Which way? 406 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,662 I don't know any more. I'm just as lost as you. 407 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,332 Wait. 408 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:58,255 Go! Go! 409 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:58,565 - What are you guys doing in here? - What have you done? 410 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:04,279 I'm sorry, ok? Things... got outta hand. 411 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,573 None of this should have happened. 412 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,328 What did you think was gonna happen? 413 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:16,583 It was just cardboard. No one was supposed to get hurt! 414 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,252 Are you getting the ineptitude and boyish charm? 415 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,797 Well, it's not just cardboard anymore! 416 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:26,301 I said, "don't come in." I said, "it's too dangerous." 417 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,012 This is a rescue, you click! 418 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:34,476 We're gonna die. And it's all your fault. 419 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,572 This will work. 420 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,203 All right, through here! 421 00:31:57,624 --> 00:32:01,086 You have to trust me. I can't lose you guys. 422 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,258 Come on, guys! 423 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:09,845 Whoa! 424 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,104 Oh-hoh! 425 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,065 Whoa! What was that? 426 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:26,319 - Whoa! - Dave, we... oh, wow! 427 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:31,741 Hmm... ok. 428 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,386 I suppose this was only a matter of time. 429 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:39,040 - Are we safe down here? - Safe? We're not even people. 430 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:42,335 Dave, are we safe? 431 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,507 We should probably keep moving. 432 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:55,557 - Is this permanent? - Nothing in here is. Apparently. 433 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:59,644 But it's all gonna be ok once we get back to the apartment. I promise. 434 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:03,023 Can you get us there? Dave, can you get us home? 435 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,824 Run! 436 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,596 It's all gonna be ok once we get back to the apartment. 437 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,473 It's all gonna be ok once we get back to the apartment... 438 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,498 Ah! Look out! 439 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,125 It'll all be ok once we get back to the apartment. 440 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:23,919 Careful! 441 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,684 Why do you always have to make it so hard? 442 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,089 Because they say, "if it were easy, everyone would do it." 443 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:31,301 That does not apply to this situation in any way whatsoever! 444 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:36,681 Wait. What's that sound? 445 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,099 Oh, boy. 446 00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:40,060 Duck! 447 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,359 Is everybody ok? 448 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:03,875 Oh. Well, that's not so bad. 449 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,553 This way! Everybody, down here! 450 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,396 Go, go, come on. 451 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,653 - Here. - What's this? 452 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,197 - It's an old fort trick. Temporary wall. - What? 453 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,576 Just tape it. Ssh! 454 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,823 What the fuck did you do? 455 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:23,079 - It's a passion project... - Dave! Greg and Brynn are dead! 456 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,624 - Damn it. - And Jane. With the head. 457 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,667 Damn it! Why didn't you guys listen to me? 458 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,420 I didn't want anyone to get hurt. 459 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,547 It's me. 460 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,552 Well, it's not... I'm not trying to kill anyone. 461 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,762 Ok, I can explain it. I can explain everything. 462 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:46,728 - No, I can't. Who else came in? - Everybody. 463 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:51,441 Ok. Um... well, then we should probably get out of here. 464 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,569 Um... thank you guys for coming to get me. Shall we? 465 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,489 Even if we get out of the maze, we still have a water buffalo... 466 00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:00,659 - Minotaur. - Minotaur in our apartment! 467 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,952 Annie makes a great point. 468 00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:06,247 It's a temporary fix. It's not going to keep it out forever. 469 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,959 It's time to make some motherfucking bull burgers. 470 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:13,338 Kill it. Great. Good idea. 471 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,048 Um... but about the maze itself... 472 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,760 Well, I guess it's time to take out the recycling. 473 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,805 Another great option from Gordon. Thank you. 474 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:28,478 How about we finish it? Right, guys? 475 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,498 Because I've got all these supplies. 476 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,441 We've got tape, I've got so much cardboard... 477 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,694 Dave! We are not building more. 478 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:39,614 - Yeah, this sounds like work. - It is work, but think about the reward! 479 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,825 - Dave! - No, you don't understand. 480 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:45,036 Instead of trying to defeat the maze, we've gotta complete the maze! 481 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:47,163 We're not just doing that because it rhymes. 482 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:51,126 Well, how about instead of trying to diminish it... 483 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,420 You guys help me finish it? 484 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,256 How about instead of rhyming... 485 00:36:58,007 --> 00:36:59,342 Fine wining? 486 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:03,346 No, guys, focus! What about the minotaur? 487 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:08,101 Um... we'll just have to defeat him... And even the score. 488 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,227 - Oh! - Yes! 489 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,603 - Yes! Felt nice. - He's back. 490 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,858 - Come on, guys! - Listen, I am so close. 491 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,902 Close to what? How could you even think about building more? 492 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:22,365 I know it's dangerous and unstable, but that's because it's incomplete. 493 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,660 And I... if you just... If you just let me finish it... 494 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:29,789 You just wanna keep working on it so that we don't have to destroy it. 495 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,167 Dave, we have to get out of here. 496 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:37,380 - Follow me. - Beautiful. 497 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:42,552 Can we get one more for safety? Dave? For safety. Dave? 498 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,501 What? What is it? 499 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:17,545 This is, er... 500 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,756 What's wrong? 501 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:23,092 I'm not sure. 502 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,386 I don't remember this wall. 503 00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,598 Well, that's ok. You can't remember every wall. 504 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:34,562 I guess, but... parts of this are taking on a life of its own. 505 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,525 It's running unchecked. 506 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,318 What's driving it? 507 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,445 I don't know. 508 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:49,619 - My imagination? - Oh, please. 509 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,287 No, I can't use this. 510 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,916 This whole place is dangerous, but it's also very, very fragile. 511 00:38:57,085 --> 00:39:00,171 It's like a spider web. Any vibration... 512 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:05,468 And it's there. 513 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,428 It's guarding its home. 514 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,223 Well, what is it doing here? 515 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:15,687 I don't know. None of this should work, but look at it. It's here. 516 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:18,314 Yeah, in our apartment. 517 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:23,069 I'm sorry. 518 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:49,095 I think we're gonna be safe in here. 519 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,723 Whoa! 520 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,353 It's pretty. 521 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:00,690 Yeah, I was hoping you'd like it. 522 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,916 Is that the...? 523 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:21,544 Oh, god. Our British high society drama. 524 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,055 I just couldn't get the story to come off the page... 525 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,573 Holy shit! 526 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:52,408 Oh! 527 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,619 Whoa! 528 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:02,585 Hey. You fuck my wife? 529 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,711 Did you fuck my wife? 530 00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,439 There's no "did". It's just, "you fuck my wife?" 531 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,674 No, seriously, did you fuck my wife? 532 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,385 - No "did". - Argh! What is that? 533 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:14,013 I... this wasn't my idea. 534 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:20,687 This isn't exactly the maze that I built. Some things are just... there. 535 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:21,980 Right... 536 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:27,235 Can we go? 537 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,700 Oh, my god, you've got to be kidding me. 538 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,213 It's a trap. 539 00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,976 It's a trap. 540 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:15,408 - No. - It's a trap. 541 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:33,259 I'm gonna go, er... Check light levels in here. 542 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,720 - Yeah, me too. - No, I'm serious, guys. 543 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:37,805 Don't mess with it. 544 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:40,558 Oh, my god. Dave! 545 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,853 I had to learn the hard way. 546 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:46,707 Is there anything in this maze that you haven't tried to stick your hand in? 547 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:49,734 - I didn't try, I did, thank you very much. - You're welcome. 548 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:53,154 Don't think I didn't notice your complete and utter lack of beard, you paper dick. 549 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,783 - I had an interview. - Oh, sell-out. 550 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,201 I made this for you! 551 00:42:58,326 --> 00:42:59,803 Thank you. 552 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:04,040 But I don't know why you did. I get plenty of girls. All the time. 553 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:06,000 - How much further, Dave? - Constantly. 554 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,754 - Dave! - Huh? Yeah. What? Sorry. 555 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:15,218 - Can we keep going? - Yeah! Yes. 556 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:40,243 We made it. We're home! 557 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:42,537 Yeah. 558 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,751 It's growing. 559 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:54,549 I know, but if we can finish it, everything will be fine. 560 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:58,094 Hey, guys, I know we're tired. I'm exhausted! 561 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:03,766 But we've got this giant, glowing... Lady-part in there, 562 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,227 and if we can just lead the minotaur into here, 563 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,063 and then trick him into there, he'll turn into cardboard. 564 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,940 Right? 565 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:14,402 Then we can stop him easily, no problem! 566 00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:17,029 And then I could probably disarm all of the traps, 567 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:21,534 and then we can finish this maze! Who is with me? 568 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:34,881 - Can we get that interview now? - No. There's no interviews. 569 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,383 So, Dave, you know what I'm gonna ask. 570 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,427 And remember, they won't hear me, 571 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,680 so if you could answer the questions in complete sentences, 572 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:46,058 "I built the maze because..." And... 573 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:53,232 I built the maze because I wanted to make something. 574 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,193 And? 575 00:44:55,318 --> 00:45:01,324 And I wanted to make something that people would see and say, 576 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,659 "that's cool. Why didn't I think of that?" 577 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:07,121 - Right, I get it. You had to make it. - Yeah. 578 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:10,541 People spend their whole lives striving to find something, and you did. 579 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,585 - Yeah. - So tell me about that. 580 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:18,507 Ok. Some people spend their whole lives trying, er... striving 581 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:22,762 to make something, and I did. 582 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:26,057 But that's not right. 583 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:28,059 Tell me about that. 584 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:35,149 I didn't... I wasn't striving for anything. 585 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:38,194 I just wanted to make something. 586 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:41,697 And I can't sit on my couch and watch TV, 587 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,662 or think that the Internet is gonna inspire me, 588 00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:46,327 because I'm fucking thirty years old. 589 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:49,121 And my parents are still giving me money. 590 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,832 And I bore the shit outta them. 591 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:56,545 And I work atjobs I hate that I have to beg to get. 592 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,801 Do you know what it means to be broke? 593 00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:07,348 It means that you are broken. That you don't work. 594 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:11,644 Argh! Everyone are arseholes! 595 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,521 - Is. - Everyone is arseholes! 596 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,064 No, that doesn't sound right. 597 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:18,776 And I'm not angry, I'm fucking furious! 598 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:21,529 But don't make me seem angry. 599 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:23,656 - Or spineless. Please. - No, no, of course not. 600 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,660 For fuck's sake, do not make me look like a spineless arsehole. 601 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,870 Of course not. Boom. 602 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:36,210 I built something because I wanted to build something. 603 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:41,132 And if! Could just finish it, I just know that it would... 604 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,259 It would be great. 605 00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:48,681 And tertiary... tertiary, I might be responsible 606 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,809 for the people that died yesterday... or today. 607 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:54,770 I don't know what time it is. 608 00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:59,525 And if! Am... 609 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,405 Then I'm sorry. 610 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,577 Tertiarily. Tell me more about that. 611 00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:14,165 Dave, don't go... 612 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,292 A few more questions. 613 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:33,851 Argh! Such an arsehole! 614 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,674 Dave, we have to get outta here. 615 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,892 Here! 616 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:19,688 Guys, we're gonna get out of the maze. Let's get some ideas. 617 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:23,150 Here's everything we've got to work with. 618 00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,027 Ok, this could work. We set this against 619 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,696 John cougar mellencamp's 'walls come tumbling down'. 620 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:32,576 Somehow this thing is alive. It's growing, and it's organic. 621 00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:36,956 Maybe if the five of us could find the heart, we could kill it. 622 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:38,332 Five? You mean six. 623 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,296 What the hell happened to you? 624 00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:52,763 I thought I could just slide right back in. Got lost for a second there. 625 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:55,724 - Are you ok? - Yeah. 626 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:58,352 You sure? What happened to you? 627 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:00,729 I don't wanna talk about it. 628 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:03,274 Wait, how did you find us? 629 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,243 Hey, come on. We're guests here. 630 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,120 Goddamn it! 631 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:20,166 Here. Give me that. 632 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:23,294 Let's capture some of the fear and the dread. 633 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:19,475 Help me. 634 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:24,939 'Help. Please.' 635 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:08,148 Ok, where were we? Something about a heart? 636 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:09,441 Right? Gordon. 637 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:14,363 Gordon... Gordon, I need you. 638 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:18,576 Ok, a heart? Where's the heart? Is there a heart? Can we stop it? 639 00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:23,872 Well, you know, traditionally, 640 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:28,085 if there's, like, a structural weakness, it would be in the centre. 641 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:31,255 You said you started from the centre and then you built outward, right? 642 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,215 Well, yeah. Yeah, like a seashell. 643 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:38,971 Ok, so is there a heart? A generator? A light switch? A primordial Clay? 644 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:40,616 - Oh, you mean like a chrysalis? - Yes! 645 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:43,601 See, that's a drag, because if there was, 646 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:48,772 we could just find the centre, destroy it, and, you know, go home. 647 00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:52,234 Well, there is no weak spot to exploit... 648 00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:55,738 Because I didn't make one. 649 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,197 Why didn't you make one? 650 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:02,786 Because if I made one, then somebody could... destroy it. 651 00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:05,831 You don't have to fail if you never finish anything. 652 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:10,794 But Dave, we all have to deal with that. Every day. 653 00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:14,256 And you have to get over it if you're ever gonna accomplish anything. 654 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,676 You know, like... saving our lives. 655 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:23,807 It's just that this is the only thing that I ever started that was worth finishing... 656 00:52:26,018 --> 00:52:32,566 And if I hadn't made it... Then no one would have gotten hurt. 657 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:39,907 But you did make it. 658 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:44,870 It's here, and we're here in it, 659 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,790 and now we need you to get us outta here. 660 00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:50,584 Wait... are you saying I should finish it? 661 00:52:54,880 --> 00:53:01,637 You've got to build the chrysalis in order to rescue us. 662 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,098 Oh, my god. I love you. 663 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:05,557 Let me get this straight: 664 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,370 We're gonna build a chrysalis and then destroy it. Would that be right? 665 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,480 - Let's go! - All right. To the chrysalis chamber! 666 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,708 - I'll take that as a yes. - Oh, no, no. Actually, don't go that way. 667 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:17,361 Oh, god. What? What did I step in? I'm dead, aren't I? I'm dead. 668 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:20,322 Great. Why...? Dave! Why are you doing this to me? 669 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:22,282 You're fine. 670 00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:26,370 Oh, for god's sake. 671 00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,748 Did you build a maze inside your maze? 672 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:34,503 I'm in a completely new place, guys! I swear to god, I'm a new guy. 673 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:38,298 I mean, you couldn't even finish the little maze inside of the big maze, could you? 674 00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:43,220 Before, I was bored... and flailing. And now, I'm completely focused! 675 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,930 Honey, can you please back me up? 676 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,683 Did you ever stop building? 677 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:50,394 Yes, I did. When pizza was being discussed. 678 00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:52,730 The initial pizza concept, or delivery? 679 00:53:52,855 --> 00:53:55,190 I wasn't done! 680 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:57,275 Ah! And what a surprise, you're not finished here! 681 00:53:57,359 --> 00:53:59,111 Who saw that coming? 682 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,822 Well, guys... another part of the maze successfully navigated. 683 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:03,699 I'm so glad we had the time to enjoy this. 684 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,325 Oh, my god, come on. 685 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,619 Hey, thank you. 686 00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:39,985 Oh! Hey, guys! 687 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,946 Hey... Brynn. 688 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,532 Hey! High five! 689 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:47,576 No, don't, don't, don't! 690 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,828 Dave, did you build a cardboard Brynn? 691 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,288 Hey! High five! 692 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:54,041 - Hi... Brynn. - Thought you were dead. 693 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:56,752 No way! I'm fine! 694 00:54:56,877 --> 00:55:00,047 Oh, where are we headed? What are we up to? 695 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:02,925 Come over here and talk to me. High five! 696 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:10,224 Nowhere. We're just, um... just enjoying the maze. 697 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:14,394 Oh, yeah, you're telling me! Come over here and talk to me. 698 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,938 We're cool. 699 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:19,233 Yeah, we are! High five! 700 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:22,110 - We have to get past this thing. - Maybe we can distract it? 701 00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:25,405 High five? High five. 702 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:29,827 - We gotta go now. - But... 703 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:32,788 No. The longer we take, the bigger this thing's gonna get. 704 00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,834 We have to get some distance, find a straightaway, 705 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:40,629 - then cut to the centre. - But what about the spider web? 706 00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:44,591 We move fast. 707 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:49,388 Distract her. And don't let it leave this room. 708 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:01,483 Ok, thank you. 709 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:07,906 Ok, can I get a white balance? 710 00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:13,912 Thank you, Gordon. 711 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:26,633 Ok, looks fine. Er... so, Brynn... 712 00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:29,469 - High five. - Ah, high five. 713 00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:32,723 Er... Brynn, what drives you? 714 00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:36,393 High fives. Come over here and give me a high five! 715 00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:39,855 Oh, I will. But let's just stay on this for a moment. 716 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:44,192 What drives you? What makes you tick? Let's talk about that. 717 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:57,247 - High five! - Ask why it wants a high five. 718 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,545 Why, in your own words, do you want a high five? 719 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:06,089 Because high fives... 720 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:11,261 I want a high five because high fives is what man does. 721 00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:14,056 Any why is that? 722 00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:17,559 - Come on, keep it talking. - Gordon, please let me do my job. 723 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,102 Why are we here, Brynn? 724 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:22,064 Life is a series of incomplete moments 725 00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:24,650 from which there is no escape. 726 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:25,943 No escape. 727 00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:27,945 Well, that's different. 728 00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:35,345 Ok, should we build the chrysalis now, or should we...? 729 00:57:35,369 --> 00:57:37,621 Just a little farther. 730 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:44,294 How about here? Should we cut to the centre here? 731 00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:47,172 Just a little farther. 732 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:50,801 Dave. Dave? 733 00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:53,679 Dave? 734 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,980 You didn't have to get up so early. 735 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:10,070 I wanted to be with you. Your coffee's gonna get cold. 736 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:16,118 - Where's your cup? - I don't want coffee this morning. 737 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:20,747 Are you going back to sleep? 738 00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:25,419 No. There just wasn't enough for two. 739 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:27,587 Now I feel bad. 740 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:30,132 Don't feel bad. Just have your coffee. 741 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:34,302 Here, have some. 742 00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:36,430 I made it for you. 743 00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:39,224 I don't wanna drink it all if you can't have any. 744 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,934 Just drink it. 745 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:53,113 What have you got going on today? 746 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:56,867 - The usual. - Well, look out, world. 747 00:59:02,831 --> 00:59:06,626 I thought you weren't gonna have any. 748 00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:08,587 I changed my mind. 749 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:28,899 - Where's your glass? - I'm not drinking anything tonight. 750 00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:32,069 - Big day tomorrow? - Yep. 751 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:33,945 Well, now I feel bad. 752 00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:44,247 Don't feel bad, just have a drink. 753 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:55,592 - Here, you have some. - Just drink it. 754 01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:03,075 So, what have you got going on tomorrow? 755 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:07,187 - The usual. - Look out, world. 756 01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:25,330 Oh, I thought you weren't going to have any. 757 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,541 I changed my mind. 758 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,551 There's nothing left. 759 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:40,887 - Don't feel bad. - Well, I wanted us to have some. 760 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:43,014 We'll be all right. 761 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,808 Are you gonna go back to sleep? 762 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:49,020 No. I wanna be with you. 763 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,730 What are we gonna do tomorrow? 764 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,151 The usual. 765 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:10,292 What are you doing? 766 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:13,170 I'm changing my mind. 767 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:39,362 You are free to roam, but not to leave. We are growing. 768 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:44,868 So are you and the maze connected? 769 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:49,122 Ha, no way! I'm Brynn! High five! 770 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:07,057 - Er... - I think it's time for plan b. 771 01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:12,979 Er... Brynn, over here. Over here. Just, Brynn... high five! 772 01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:15,607 - High five! - Real soon! 773 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,653 Let's talk about the minotaur. He's an interesting guy, really fascinating. 774 01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:26,117 Born in shame, the dark manifestation, the unwanted. 775 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,955 Where else to be cast away but to the inescapable? 776 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,999 That's great. It's very poetic, er... 777 01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:36,211 Can you just say something like, 778 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:39,673 "I'll tell you where you put the unwanted. In a labyrinth, that's where." 779 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:43,843 Something like that, in your own words. Just go on. 780 01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:54,854 Go on. 781 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,232 Imprisoned in the labyrinth, 782 01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:00,443 its protector and prisoner. 783 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:03,697 - 'Protectisoner'. - Ssh. What does it want? 784 01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:18,503 The minotaur is a predator, haunted by bloodlust. 785 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:24,592 The only thing it desires more than human flesh is freedom. 786 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:31,016 Do you desire freedom? Do you feel trapped? Brynn? 787 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:36,062 I'm getting tired of your questions, human. 788 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:38,732 Well, we're really getting to something deep here. 789 01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:41,693 - You think so? - Oh, Brynn, you're killing it. 790 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,218 Ah ha! You think so? 791 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:54,372 This is it. The chrysalis. 792 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,791 The power source. 793 01:04:00,545 --> 01:04:02,088 What's that? 794 01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:04,674 This is, er... a stand. 795 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:07,385 Oh. Oh! 796 01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:15,101 Now we bring it to the centre, baby. 797 01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:17,520 Yeah, we do. 798 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:31,493 - Impulse buy? - Hmm, it was at the register. 799 01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:35,622 Once you start, don't stop until you get to the centre. 800 01:04:35,747 --> 01:04:39,918 The second you make your first cut, it's coming after us. 801 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,381 I love you. 802 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:57,135 Er... what if Brynn's still in there, huh? Fighting to get out? 803 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:02,107 - Now! - Now! 804 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,489 - We need that box in the middle. - You got it, babe. 805 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,890 The tapes! 806 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,142 You fuck my wife? 807 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:30,195 Come on. Come on! 808 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:37,619 - Now what? - I need it to spin. It's gotta be spinning. 809 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:39,204 Ok... 810 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:47,378 - Whoa! - Oh-ho! 811 01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:58,723 Get to that centre! 812 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,266 Do the thing! 813 01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:02,769 Is that the chrysalis? What'd I say? What'd I say? 814 01:07:02,894 --> 01:07:04,479 Argh! 815 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:12,403 Look, what is that? Is that the exit? Right there? This way to freedom? 816 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:15,698 Well, that is wildly convenient. That's crazy. 817 01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:28,795 Can you guys cheat out for me a little bit? Don't look at me. 818 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,973 Boy, I sure hope there's some pizza left in that apartment that is right in front of me. 819 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:02,745 Oh, my god. It's beautiful. 820 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:06,916 What am I gonna do with all this free time once I'm out in the world? 821 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:37,447 I got one! When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze, I was like... 822 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:42,853 Label your tapes and email me your time code. 823 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:50,695 Good work. The camera loves you. 824 01:14:53,531 --> 01:14:54,532 We need a title. 825 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,952 How about, um... I don't know... 'Dave made a maze'? 826 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,372 It's a little on the nose. 827 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,916 It's actually not a maze. It's a labyrinth. 828 01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:06,919 We'll think of something. 829 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:12,174 Gordon, I need you to notify the families of everyone who died here today. 830 01:15:12,299 --> 01:15:15,761 Totally. Wait, what? 831 01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:42,515 J“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 832 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:46,018 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 833 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:50,231 j“ playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 834 01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:54,819 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 835 01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:13,003 J“ I didn't come here for political 836 01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:17,675 j“ I came here for rock'n'roll 837 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:21,554 j“ you can have your little cynical 838 01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:23,347 j“ I don't need no trouble 839 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:27,101 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 840 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:31,021 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 841 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:34,817 j“ playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 842 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:38,779 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 843 01:17:45,953 --> 01:17:47,788 J“ yeah 844 01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:13,022 J“ you are not alone in the city 845 01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:16,984 j“ cos we are all alone in the city 846 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:20,821 j“ you are not alone in the city 847 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:24,700 j“ cos we are all alone in the city 848 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:28,495 j“ you are not alone in the city 849 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:32,458 j“ cos we are all alone in the city 850 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:36,212 j“ you are not alone in the city 851 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:40,174 j“ cos we are all alone in the city 852 01:18:41,133 --> 01:18:44,762 j“ can I get my morning coffee? 853 01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:48,599 J“ can I leave my bags here? 854 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:53,187 J“ if I wanna go out 855 01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:55,147 j“ see the city 856 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,608 j“ I wanna go out, see the city 857 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,568 j“ all night to see the city 858 01:18:59,693 --> 01:19:03,948 j“ come back here, sippin' my beer 859 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:07,743 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 860 01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:11,538 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 861 01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:15,376 j“ playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 862 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:19,338 j“ sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 863 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:23,801 j“ playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 864 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:28,806 j“ playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 865 01:19:28,931 --> 01:19:32,768 j“ playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 866 01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:35,312 j“ playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah j“ 62896

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