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MALE NARRATOR:
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MALE VOICE: Holidays,
the whole world loves them.
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(CHUCKLES)
That's why there are so many.
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Christmas.
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Easter.
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Hanukkah.
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The one thing they all have in common...
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...food, like Thanksgiving.
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That's what it's all about.
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A time to sit down over
the holiday meal.
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It's everyone's favorite part.
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Unless of course, you are the meal.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
My name is Reggie, by the way.
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I'm the turkey screaming for his life.
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Ah! Ah!
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REGGIE: Thanksgiving is a turkey's
worst nightmare.
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And trust me, I've tried to warn them.
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(GRUNTS) You don't get it!
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They're fattening us up
so they can eat us!
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- It's such a beautiful day.
- This is the best day ever!
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Probably the best day of my life.
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- Hey, corn!
ALL: - Corn!
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REGGIE: And every year,
they don't listen.
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I'm not gonna dress it up.
Turkeys are dumb.
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Corn. Corn.
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Really dumb.
(CHUCKLES)
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MALE VOICE: Hey, guys, check it out.
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(GASP)
(ALL GASPING)
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REGGIE: Turkeys are so dumb,
they think the farmer's their friend.
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- He's so cool!
- He's the best.
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- He's so nice.
- I love the farmer!
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(GULPS) Hey!
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(CHUCKLES)
Percy's going to turkey paradise!
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(LAUGHS)
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BOTH: Turkey paradise...
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Go, Percy, you lucky son of a gun!
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REGGIE: See what I mean?
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But the truth is, I've always been
a little bit different.
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From the very beginning,
I never felt like I fit in.
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(CHIRPING)
Our world is made of corn.
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(ALL GASPING) Leafy corn.
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ALL: - Oh!
- Corn-corn!
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(ALL GASP) Fire corn!
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That's an awesome theory, but I think
they actually call that the sun.
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Out! Out!
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REGGIE: But I kept trying...
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FEMALE VOICE: - Yeah... no.
- Hey, Aspen.
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Your wings must be tired
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because it looks like you flew
straight out of heaven.
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Seriously?
(LAUGHTER)
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You wanna fly, Bobby?
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- I guess it's just you and me.
- Beat it, weirdo!
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Yeah, that's what I thought!
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REGGIE: ...and trying.
(ALL SNORING)
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When you're in a flock,
you know you belong...
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...to something bigger,
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that you're not alone.
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(ALL GROANING)
Reggie, it's chilly!
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Reggie, you're cold!
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Get out of here, Reggie!
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At least that's what I hear.
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(HELICOPTER BLADES THUMPING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
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(HELICOPTER BLADES THUMPING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
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Listen up!
Reggie's been right all along.
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They are fattening us up
so they can eat us.
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They're right outside!
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Finally, after all these years!
That's what I've been waiting to hear.
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"Reggie was right."
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Now I don't want to go toot
my own horn, but toot-toot!
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Okay, now, here's the plan.
When they open the doors,
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we run for the hills.
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Go, team!
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Give them Reggie!
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- What?
- Yeah! Give them Reggie!
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He's the Anticorn!
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Whoa, whoa!
You got it all wrong!
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MALE VOICE: Let's give them Reggie.
Sacrifice him.
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We gotta stick together on this!
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS)
See you later, Reggie!
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REGGIE: So after all that, I was about
to become Thanksgiving dinner.
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- No, no! Please! I beg you!
- We are all clear.
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- No! Ah!
MAN: - Ladies and Gentlemen...
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...the President of the United States.
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Thank you all for being here today.
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REGGIE: - Or was I?
...and to this humble family farm
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for one of my favorite
presidential traditions.
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The pardoning
of the Thanksgiving Turkey.
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Only one special bird will be spared
from this terrible, yet delicious fate.
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Daddy! Daddy, it's this one.
This is the one I want right here.
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Sweetheart, I think we're gonna go
with a bigger turkey, okay?
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Please? Please, please,
please, please!
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- Sweetheart, I love you.
- Please! Please!
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That turkey's not big enough.
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Now, now don't do that.
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No, no, no.
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(SOBBING)
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
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This is your pardoned turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving, little fella.
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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Come on, birdie, let's go.
We're going to the helicopter.
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And right over there is a fence.
And that's a seagull.
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And there's a cow and a chicken.
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And that's Paul.
He's getting a divorce.
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Yay!
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That's a bald guy and that's the girl
who likes my daddy.
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But don't tell anyone.
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(HELICOPTER ENGINE STARTS)
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(GASPS)
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GIRL: Birdie...
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...don't worry, you're safe.
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You're the pardoned turkey.
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(GIGGLES) I'm tired now.
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I'm the pardoned turkey.
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I'm the pardoned turkey!
I'm gonna live!
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I'm gonna live,
I'm the pardoned turkey!
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This is blowing my mind!
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REGGIE: Turns out my life wasn't over
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and a whole new life was just beginning.
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Turkey, turkey, turkey.
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This is your new home, turkey.
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Mr. President, you have returned
to Camp David.
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That's General Sagan.
He's got issues.
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(GIGGLES)
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That's Marcia.
She eats her feelings.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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I promise, I will never, ever leave you.
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Oh, wait, TV!
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(MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
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I'm tired now.
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(EXPLOSION ON TV)
Ah! Oh! (GASPS) Ah!
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(YELLING, WHOOPING ON TV)
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NARRATOR: Previously on
Mundo del Amor...
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What is this?
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NARRATOR: One-eyed
orphan, Alejandro,
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is thrown out of the orphanage
for being different.
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They threw him out, too.
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I know exactly how that feels.
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NARRATOR: Rejected by all, Alejandro
lives alone in the streets of Tijuana.
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Until one day, he becomes a man.
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Oh, man! Whoa!
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NARRATOR: Are you having
a hunger emergency?
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I am!
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- Do you need to eat right now?
- I do!
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- Well, we can save the day with pizza!
- Yes!
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That looks way better than corn.
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Call 1-800-PIZZA.
Get pizza delivered right now.
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(GOBBLING) What?
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Whoa.
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NARRATOR: Alejandro starts
his new company...
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El Solo Lobo and makes
a million pesos.
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He buys a jet, he buys a tiger,
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and becomes Tijuana's greatest lover.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(WOLF HOWLS) El Solo Lobo.
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REGGIE: I always thought being part
of a flock was what I wanted.
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But maybe I was wrong.
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Yeah!
(HOWLS)
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(CHATTERING FROM TV)
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Whoa! Oh, hey, dude.
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REGGIE: A warm bed...
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(YELLS)
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...TV, and all the pizza I could eat.
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I finally had it all.
Everything was perfect.
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(PANTING)
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NARRATOR: Will Alejandro
ever find true love
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or is he destined to be alone forever?
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(YAWNS) Sounds like a pretty good
destiny to me, Alejandro.
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Find out on the next
Mundo del Amor.
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This is your destiny.
REGGIE: (MUFFLED SHOUT)
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(MUFFLED SHOUTING CONTINUES)
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(MUFFLED SHOUTING) Oh...
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Whatever you do,
do not make a sound.
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(SCREAMS) Sh...
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I'm Jake from the TFF.
That's Turkey Freedom Front.
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You've just been recruited
for a top secret mission.
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Ah! Help! I'm being kidnapped
by a wild turkey!
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Security! Set Tasers to kill!
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Ah!
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(GRUNTS)
MAN: What was that?
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- Oh!
- Love your enthusiasm, comrade.
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Dah!
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But you're running
in the wrong direction.
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Besides, we're already
behind schedule.
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- We're behind schedule?
- We are?
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Why didn't you say so?
Let's move!
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REGGIE: Look, I think you have me
confused with somebody else.
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I'm not part of any mission.
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Horizon seems clear.
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- Hold on.
- Hey, wait!
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It's me, the pardoned turkey.
Help me!
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A strange rogue turkey.
Stay back. I'll take him out.
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Ah!
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- Please don't hurt me.
- I don't know who you are
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but you're seriously
jeopardizing this operation.
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Are you insane? It's me.
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Is it? Is it really?
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Would you get off me?!
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(GRUNTING)
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You know what? I'm sick of you
throwing me around.
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You see this line?
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Do not come into my personal...
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Did you not see the line?
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'Cause I was pretty clear
that it's right...
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Snap out of it, Reggie.
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Wait, how do you know my name?
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Because he told me
everything about you.
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He? Who is he?
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The Great Turkey.
He appeared in the sky
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on a bright ball of light with a voice
that came from everywhere.
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He gave me my mission,
told me I needed to find you.
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And then, he gave me this.
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A door knob?
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The sacred time knob.
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This guy is a lunatic. Oh!
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That secret military base
should be right up ahead.
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(GRUNTING)
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The facility should be in here.
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Just need to figure out how to get
past this impenetrable gate.
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So, this is what it looks like
on the inside.
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Okay, what's inside
this secret base, anyway?
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A time machine.
(THUNDER CRASHES)
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A time machine?
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A time machine.
(THUNDER CRASHES)
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- A time machine.
- A time...
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(THUNDER CRASHES, STOPS)
What?! Who told you that?
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You did, just now.
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Of course I did. I was testing you.
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- Uh...
- That's our mission.
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Not to save ten turkeys
or even a hundred, but all of them.
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We're going back in time
to the first Thanksgiving
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to get turkeys off the menu.
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That's right,
we're going back in time
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to the first Thanksgiving
to get turkeys off the menu.
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- Who are you talking to?
- This guy right here.
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He totally gets it.
Look, look, see how he's nodding?
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Hello, soldier, welcome
to the Turkey Freedom Front.
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I'm just gonna let you two
get acquainted. Oh!
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Scanning area.
(STRAINED) What are you doing?
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- Not binoculars.
- Wait!
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- There's our target. Let's go!
- Ah!
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JAKE: Entering time module.
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Stand back.
Initiating launch sequence.
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Tingling sensation in lower body.
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Blood pressure rising, rapidly...
246
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...penetrating space-time continuum.
247
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,994
I can feel time warping!
248
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:06,802
Ooh! We can warp to another time
and maintain their lawns.
249
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,708
This doesn't make sense.
250
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,109
Oh, oh, look.
251
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,807
Potting soil from the year 3000.
252
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:13,815
Ooh.
253
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,650
- Oh, Jake, look!
- What? What is it?
254
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:21,948
Future paint. Secret basecoat.
255
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,194
But, he said it would be here.
256
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,056
What the heck are you talking about?
257
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,659
I don't know who your friend is
258
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,134
but you guys should start
the Idiot Freedom Front
259
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,500
and free yourselves from stupidity.
260
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,370
There's no secret base
and there's definitely no time...
261
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,307
(METALLIC CLANK)
...machine?
262
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,545
(BEEPING)
263
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,873
Ah!
264
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:49,982
(YELLING)
265
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:53,049
(GASPS) Ha!
266
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,716
Ah! Yeah! (PANTING)
267
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,086
Ah!
268
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,559
(JAKES CLEARS THROAT)
269
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,360
A-ha!
270
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,027
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
271
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,729
Let's go.
272
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:16,340
Hey, just because I'm following you
does not mean I am following you.
273
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,243
(GASPS)
274
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,047
Follow me.
275
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,620
Did you not hear what I said?
276
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,689
I'm not following you!
277
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:26,586
There's just no other way...
278
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,590
- Ah! No!
- Ah!
279
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,557
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Decontamination complete.
280
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,360
- What is that?
- Ow! It's a map, you idiot.
281
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,026
A map! Will it lead us
to the time machine?
282
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,934
They aren't just gonna write
time machine on the...
283
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,598
(SIGHS) Oh, man.
Where is it?
284
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,244
It's, uh...
285
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,108
Oh, we follow the blue line.
286
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,644
The blue line, of course!
287
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,978
Of course.
We'll both follow the blue line
288
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,815
and get to the time machine
and stop Thanksgiving.
289
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,953
Welcome to the team.
290
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,891
Like two pieces of twine
woven together,
291
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:08,396
we are a strong and beautiful braid.
292
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,268
(CAWING)
293
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:16,931
Yeah, if we're gonna do this,
you're gonna have to stop being weird.
294
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,510
Ten-hut!
295
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,629
You don't have to touch me
when you talk to me.
296
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,655
Okay, don't touch me, in fact.
297
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,817
(WHIRRING)
298
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,195
Whoa!
(STOMPING FOOTSTEPS)
299
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,333
JAKE: Enemy approaching!
300
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,762
What are you doing?
301
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,366
They almost got us.
302
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,836
Us? They almost got you!
303
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,808
We are not an "us".
I'm a flock of one.
304
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:56,539
I'm a lone wolf, ese.
El Solo Lobo.
305
00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:00,344
(HOWLS)
306
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,189
Witness the awesome power
of the pardoned turkey.
307
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,345
Get back!
308
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,022
Hey, guys, Reggie here.
309
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,218
I don't even recognize you.
You guys must be new.
310
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,024
You guys are never gonna believe
what I've been through.
311
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,462
(GOBBLING)
312
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,398
MAN 1: - Should we report this?
MAN 2: - Too much paperwork.
313
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:21,232
- Let's roast him.
- Copy that.
314
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,729
(GASPS)
315
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,500
(SCREAMING)
316
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,152
Chrononaut One, are you ready
317
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,848
to be the first human being
to travel through time?
318
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,493
Yes, sir!
319
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,653
He'd better be. The chances
of survival are almost zero.
320
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:46,889
Wait, you never said anything...
321
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,556
(AUDIO MUTES)
(BEEPS)
322
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,929
That's on a need to know basis, sir.
323
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,833
Why are they trying to kill me?
324
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,342
Huh, I just want to go back
to being a pardoned turkey.
325
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,109
I had slippers. Slippers.
What are you doing?
326
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,115
I've got this completely under control.
327
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,219
Are you crazy?
You've had nothing under...
328
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,786
(SHUSHING)
329
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,014
It's an old TFF trick.
330
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,724
It's called sound diversion.
331
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,532
(SCREAMS, GOBBLES)
332
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,803
Are you kidding me?
333
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,913
(GOBBLING)
334
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,573
(SCREAMING)
335
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,412
(GOBBLING)
336
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,819
Control, we have a contaminant
in Chamber 47.
337
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,321
Copy that. What type, Agent?
338
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,050
Uh, a turkey, sir.
339
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,487
That is very weird, Agent.
340
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,595
Copy that.
How do we address it, sir?
341
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,664
Uh, with cranberry sauce. (LAUGHS)
342
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,825
(ALL LAUGHING)
343
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,803
Funny, right?
(BOTH LAUGH)
344
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,974
But seriously, we should deal
with the contaminant.
345
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,976
Copy that. All units report to Level H.
346
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,507
MAN OVER RADIO: Exterminate with
extreme prejudice.
347
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,246
Go, go, go!
(PANTING)
348
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,446
Mr. President,
once the countdown starts,
349
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,250
we will not be able to stop it.
350
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,550
Understood, General.
351
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,918
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: T-minus three
minutes and counting.
352
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,796
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
353
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,027
MAN: - There they are.
- Ah!
354
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:35,596
(WHIRRING)
355
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,502
Ah!
356
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,383
(PANTING)
357
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,392
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
358
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,634
There's no way
I'm going near that thing.
359
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:08,330
Reggie, this is our destiny!
360
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:12,375
My destiny has pizza
and TV On Demand!
361
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,003
Ah! (GASPS)
362
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,808
(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING)
363
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,416
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Contamination detected.
364
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,916
Freeze that image, soldier!
365
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,354
- What's the problem?
- Turkeys, sir.
366
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,822
Chrononaut One,
get out of there now!
367
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,018
(SOBBING) Oh, thank you, thank you.
368
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,356
(GRUNTING)
369
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,696
Help me, help me,
please help me!
370
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:38,927
(GOBBLING)
371
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,163
(GRUNTING)
372
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,900
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Ah!
373
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,843
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: New chrononaut detected.
374
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,778
Engaging posterior restraint system.
375
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,504
Setting, supple.
376
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,241
No, no, no, no!
377
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,620
Help me!
378
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,464
- I am not going out there.
- I'm not going out there.
379
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,534
- I'm definitely...
- Sorry, bro.
380
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:14,604
- Two weeks from retirement.
- Good luck! (LAUGHS)
381
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:16,805
Ow! My foot!
382
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:20,934
(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING) Oh...
383
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,102
Ah!
384
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,582
(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
385
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:32,985
(SCREAMS)
386
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,290
(BEEPING)
387
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,624
Huh? What's going on? Help! Ah!
388
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,661
(SHOUTS)
389
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,896
(GRUNTING)
390
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,097
(WHIMPERS)
391
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:52,907
- Help me! Please take my hand!
- Calm down.
392
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,672
Get me out! (SHOUTS)
393
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:57,908
Ah!
394
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,846
(SCREAMING)
395
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,449
(INTERMITTENT SCREAM)
396
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:14,756
(SCREAMING)
397
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,501
(ALL SHOUTING, MURMURING)
398
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,709
What have we... done?
399
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:31,144
(WINDOW SQUEAKING)
400
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:32,943
MAN: Please help me.
401
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,157
(LAUGHING)
402
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:45,562
(GRUNTING)
403
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,467
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Greetings, I am S-T-E-V-E.
404
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:55,232
S.T.E.V.E. Your Space Time
Exploration Vehicle Envoy.
405
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:58,843
Hello, S.T.E.V.E., I am J-A-K, Jake.
406
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,343
- And this is R-E-G, Reggie.
- Where are we?
407
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,641
Nowhere and everywhere.
408
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,408
The space between time
409
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,745
where the past, present
and future intersect.
410
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:14,584
Obviously. Now, take us
to the first Thanksgiving.
411
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,388
- Destination, set.
- No, no, no!
412
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:21,692
Activating Chrononaut safety bubble
to shield from possible side effects.
413
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,993
Side effects? What side effects?
414
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,003
(SCREAMING)
415
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,009
S.T.E.V.E.: Side-effects may include
accelerated aging...
416
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,511
I'm cold.
417
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,443
Rapid evolutionary regressions.
418
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:42,110
Erratic physical mutation
into an adorable baby dragon.
419
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:46,917
Or an octopus, a king crab,
a pony, the sasquatch.
420
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:47,922
Ah!
421
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,687
I hope you've enjoyed
your time travel experience.
422
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,524
- Ow...
- Please hold on for re-entry.
423
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:58,467
- Oh-ah-ah!
- Whoo-hoo!
424
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:06,903
REGGIE: Oh... Oh, boy.
425
00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:10,275
Welcome to Plymouth Colony, 1621.
426
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,576
Three days before
the first Thanksgiving.
427
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,446
(SIGHS)
(THUDDING)
428
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:23,383
We did it! We went back in time.
429
00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:26,758
Reggie, come out here.
You're gonna love this!
430
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:28,160
Sure, why not.
431
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:32,434
(GRUNTS) Ow!
432
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,663
Ah! It even smells old.
433
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,172
S.T.E.V.E.: May I recommend
some light stretching.
434
00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:38,400
Great idea, S.T.E.V.E..
435
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,841
Pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes, pecs,
436
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:42,673
glutes, pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes.
437
00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:44,907
- Ew!
- Pec, pec, glute, glute.
438
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:50,349
Whoo! Ah! Let's go, Reggie.
439
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,490
S.T.E.V.E.: Activating security cloaking
440
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,516
mechanism during solar recharge.
441
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,259
Wait, no, S.T.E.V.E.!
442
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,665
S.T.E.V.E.! S.T.E.V.E.!
443
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,826
S.T.E.V.E.?
S.T.E.V.E.'s not here, man.
444
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,871
(LAUGHS) I'm laughing,
but that's not funny, S.T.E.V.E..
445
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,032
This conversation is taxing
my power reserves.
446
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:15,373
- Shutting down.
- What? No! No, no, no, no!
447
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:19,039
Reggie, south is this way.
Sun rises in the north.
448
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:24,278
Wait, I can't stay out here
back in the food chain.
449
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:27,724
S.T.E.V.E.: Finally, some me time.
450
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:30,361
I've reconned the area.
We are all alone.
451
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,623
This is a bad idea.
This is a real wild forest.
452
00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:36,062
It's probably full of crazy,
bloodthirsty monsters.
453
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,668
If anything happens to me,
it's on your head.
454
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:42,432
Trust me, we're perfectly safe.
(GUNSHOT)
455
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,703
(DOGS BARKING)
456
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,846
(SNARLING, BARKING)
(SCREAMING)
457
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,884
(PANTING)
458
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,016
(WHINNIES)
459
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,860
Ah!
460
00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:08,124
Jake, Jake! Oh, no, no!
461
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,001
(SNARLING) Ah!
462
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:15,003
No, just... Another one!
Please, please I beg you.
463
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:16,367
Please don't eat me.
464
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:20,068
- End of the line for you.
- I'm dead, I'm dead!
465
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,244
Ohhh!
466
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,913
(SNARLING, BARKING)
467
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,350
(SIGHS)
468
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,519
- Hi.
- Hello.
469
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:40,460
- Is this Turkey Paradise?
- Sh!
470
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:42,862
MAN 1: - See anything?
MAN 2: - Nothing here!
471
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:45,525
Oh, we lost them again,
Captain Standish.
472
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:48,172
I can see that. Now keep looking!
473
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:49,362
MAN: Yes, sir!
474
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,533
They're here.
Oh, I can feel it.
475
00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:59,210
JAKE: Hello, Turkeys of ye olde time.
476
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:03,878
We've come from the future in a time
machine named S.T.E.V.E. to save you...
477
00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:06,615
Quiet! We were leading the hunters
away from our nest
478
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:10,420
till you came along shrieking
like terrified hens. Who are you?
479
00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:14,964
Yeah, you tell them, Ranger.
Right, Furley? (LAUGHS) Whoo!
480
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:21,732
Don't leave me hanging, Ranger.
Furley's right there. He looks up to me.
481
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:25,073
(WHISTLES)
482
00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:26,923
The hunters are returning.
We need to move.
483
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:29,976
I have the lead.
Everyone follow me.
484
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,139
- Hm!
- He has the lead?
485
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,182
(GRUNTING)
486
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:46,586
- Stay in formation.
- In formation, stay!
487
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,930
This is really dangerous!
488
00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:55,470
Ah! Ah! Ah!
489
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,198
- Hold on.
- Oh, boy.
490
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,434
This is a fast paced day.
I love it though.
491
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:01,306
We should catch up with the others.
492
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:03,344
Wait!
(GRUNTING)
493
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,177
Just ate, that's the only thing
holding me back. How you doing?
494
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,218
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
495
00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:10,649
(GUNSHOT) Ow!
496
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,215
- Come on!
- Ah!
497
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,158
(GRUNTING) Whoa!
498
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,630
My name's Reggie, by the way.
I'm a Pisces.
499
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,532
I'm Jenny. I'm running for my life.
500
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,366
(CHUCKLING)
(EXPLOSIONS)
501
00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:32,533
Round them up, boys!
502
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,475
Everyone, this way.
503
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,479
This way, everyone.
504
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,747
MAN: There they are!
505
00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:44,555
Quick!
506
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,054
(WHIMPERING)
507
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,856
- Oof!
- Furley!
508
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,362
(LAUGHS) Gotcha.
509
00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:52,393
(CHUCKLING)
510
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:57,193
(GROWLING) Yah!
Out of the way!
511
00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,062
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Gah-yah!
512
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,232
Come here, you!
513
00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:11,341
Whoa! Sh!
514
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:17,910
Whoa. Come on.
515
00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:23,417
- Okay, he's leaving.
- Great.
516
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,563
So, what's a Pisces?
517
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:27,061
Oh, wow.
518
00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:29,723
Is everything okay?
519
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,028
I don't know. Is it?
520
00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,501
Oh, I fell out of the nest
when I was a baby.
521
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:37,186
- Oh! So, that's why your eye is...
- What's wrong with my eye?
522
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:39,276
(STAMMERING)
523
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,538
I'm just kidding.
Whenever I get nervous, it goes...
524
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:45,615
(MOANING)
(CHUCKLES)
525
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,753
(BLOWING NOSE)
526
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,712
There! Now there's just one of you.
527
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:53,721
Ranger, what should we do now?
528
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,985
We should return home
and report what happened.
529
00:29:56,161 --> 00:30:00,655
No. We should attack the fort
and free your captured comrades.
530
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,322
Furley and Amos are my friends,
531
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,559
but we cannot risk the safety
of the flock.
532
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,671
Then I'll go myself
if you lack the courage.
533
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,932
ALL: - Oh!
- Courage?
534
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:11,939
(GASPING) Oh...
535
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,805
I'll show you courage!
536
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,510
(GROANING)
537
00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:19,013
(GROANING) Yeah!
538
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:25,255
(BOTH GROANING)
539
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,025
(GOBBLING, GRUNTING)
540
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,088
(GRUNTING)
541
00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:35,326
(SLOW-MOTION GRUNTING)
542
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,260
(SCREAMS)
543
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,196
Harsh.
544
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:47,801
Enough with your impressive
and very gross display.
545
00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,173
Let's just get back home.
546
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,372
Oh!
(GRUNTS)
547
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,279
- Wow.
- It's all about confidence.
548
00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,885
Ow!
549
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,351
WOMAN: Bradford! Come out here!
550
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,362
(CROWD SHOUTING)
MAN: Get out here! Governor Bradford!
551
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,799
Please, gentlemen, please.
Settle down, all right?
552
00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:11,993
- You guys act like you're starving.
ALL: - We are starving!
553
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,297
We want the food in storage!
554
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,007
(CLEARS THROAT)
555
00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:20,338
We have talked about this.
That food is for the coming feast
556
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:24,311
- with the Wampanoag Indians.
- But we're hungry now!
557
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:27,178
- We're all hungry.
- You don't look hungry!
558
00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:29,980
I've got a hypothyroid issue.
559
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:34,324
Now as you know,
we have not stored enough food
560
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:35,424
to see us through the winter.
561
00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:38,892
See that hill? That's last winter.
562
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:43,193
That will be all of us, if we do not
become friends with the Indians.
563
00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:46,360
We need their help. Without it,
we will not survive, all right?
564
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:48,937
(STABS FOOT)
Oh! Ha...
565
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:53,200
(GRUNTS) Oh!
(CAT MEOWS)
566
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,846
Three days, that's it.
I promise.
567
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,743
- You can all hold out.
- Yes!
568
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:02,319
Governor Bradford is right.
We can all hold out...
569
00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:06,757
(PEOPLE MOANING)
Except for Clancy.
570
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,386
But he was sick on the boat,
so that's not on me.
571
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,586
- We want that food in storage.
- Give us them keys!
572
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:13,731
Mummy!
573
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:16,128
Standish has returned!
574
00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:23,098
Standish! (LAUGHS)
575
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,571
Myles, you've returned!
576
00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:26,107
Hi!
577
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:27,769
Ha-ha!
578
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:32,406
Did I tell you I was gonna provide food
for ye, yes I did, didn't I?
579
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:34,813
Ha! You call that a bounty?
580
00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,387
(SCREAMS)
581
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,353
Standish, the people want my head.
582
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,552
And if we do not have the feast,
I'm afraid they will take it.
583
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,288
We need food. Anything at this point.
584
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,933
I said I would get you turkeys...
585
00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:51,329
Oh!
586
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:54,997
...and that's what you are going to get.
587
00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:57,767
Even more than you can eat.
588
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:01,572
Right, well, good chat.
Talk tomorrow.
589
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:04,313
What a personality.
590
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:14,290
So, Alpha Turkey up there...
591
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:19,254
...what's the story?
You two, um, rubbing wattles or...
592
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,097
Ew! No, Ranger is my brother.
593
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:22,926
Get inside!
594
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:24,625
Inside, get!
595
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:26,167
And you know, even if he wasn't...
596
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,965
I'm looking for more mind
and less muscle.
597
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:32,132
Really? Are you serious?
'Cause I have like almost no muscle.
598
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,538
Literally, I'm like nothing.
599
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,012
Maybe you should get that looked at.
600
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:40,643
(CHUCKLES)
601
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,551
(GRUNTING)
602
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,089
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
603
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,459
- After you.
JAKE AND RANGER: - Whoa!
604
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,618
It's a tiny drop, I promise.
605
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,825
Whoa!
606
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,560
Oh...
607
00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:01,727
Glutes.
608
00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:09,073
So this is... everyone.
609
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,307
An army in need of a commander.
610
00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:17,477
Wow, I've never seen so many turkeys
in one place actually doing things.
611
00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:18,815
I'm just shocked.
612
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:22,892
So, in the future,
turkeys just sit around all day
613
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:24,685
eating and staring at the wall?
614
00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:28,320
Yes. I mean, no!
(CHUCKLES) No, that would be...
615
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:30,023
I mean, some do. No one I know.
616
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:33,659
If we weren't doing things,
we'd become dumb.
617
00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,863
- Don't you think?
- Hm...
618
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,201
JAKE: - Hello, wild undomesticated
- Oh no.
619
00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:40,708
Simple turkeys from the distant past.
620
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:45,247
I have brought you a gift,
and the gift is me. I am Jake.
621
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:49,079
I have traveled
in a time machine named S.T.E.V.E.
622
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:53,553
in order to stop Thanksgiving
and get turkeys off the menu!
623
00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:56,454
What's Thanksgiving?
624
00:34:56,627 --> 00:35:00,358
Yeah, that's right. It hasn't happened.
It's a feast of sorts.
625
00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:01,691
What's a menu?
626
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:06,269
A menu, it's like a list of food items
in a restaurant.
627
00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,405
- What's a restaurant?
- That's not important.
628
00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:12,031
What's important is
that you stop asking me questions
629
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,735
and agree to follow me blindly!
630
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,948
(FAINT COUGHING)
MALE VOICE: No!
631
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,811
(ALL MURMURING)
632
00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,747
We will not fight.
633
00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:28,555
I am Broadbeak, leader of the flock.
634
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:32,789
And this is Leatherbeak, high elder
and my most trusted advisor.
635
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:34,829
(LOUD BANG)
636
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,103
(GRUNTS)
637
00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,098
(GROWLING)
638
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:48,676
(ALL GASP)
Huh! You...
639
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,514
...have traveled a great distance.
640
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:55,579
(ALL GASPING) You...
641
00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,618
Hm...
642
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,123
...and your lovely wife.
643
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:03,692
She's beautiful, so soft and feminine.
644
00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:06,625
(KISSING, LAUGHS)
645
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:11,257
Father, this is Jake and Reggie.
They're from the future, apparently.
646
00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:14,268
(SOFT GRUNT) Father?
647
00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:16,338
Please, walk with me.
648
00:36:21,078 --> 00:36:24,377
Jake, you speak with deep conviction.
649
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:29,145
Well, I can speak even...
(LOWER VOICE) deeper if you like.
650
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,118
We did not always live underground.
651
00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:35,885
We lived above in the trees,
but then the settlers came...
652
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,057
...and we were forced into hiding.
653
00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:41,456
But we were safe and over time,
654
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:46,627
we turned what we thought our prison,
into our home.
655
00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:52,936
I understand, sir, but...
656
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:57,137
The Great Turkey told me
what I must do.
657
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:02,058
I know, "The Great Turkey,"
terrible name
658
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,653
for an imaginary friend, right?
659
00:37:04,589 --> 00:37:06,489
It is my destiny.
660
00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:11,222
Well, Jake, let me show you our destiny.
661
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,724
Careful.
662
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,835
This is our future.
663
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:21,931
(SNEEZES, COOS)
664
00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:25,200
Our destiny lies with them.
665
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,571
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
666
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,548
BROADBEAK: You are welcome to stay
as long as you like
667
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:34,741
but as long as you are here,
you will respect our ways.
668
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,453
We do not fight. We defend.
669
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:41,456
We protect and we survive.
670
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:42,854
Yes, sir.
671
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,057
(GRUNTS, CHIRPS)
672
00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:48,198
Oh, Reggie, look. Here.
673
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,868
- Just hold it like this.
- Whoa, whoa! (LAUGHS)
674
00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,504
I'm not really the baby holding type.
675
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:57,572
It's easy. Even a super advanced
future turkey can do it.
676
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:04,471
(SQUEAKING)
677
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:06,709
(CHUCKLES)
678
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:09,752
Oh, she wants you to throw up
some worms into her mouth.
679
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:12,783
What girl wouldn't?
680
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:17,126
Oh, that's sweet and disgusting.
681
00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:22,299
I think she likes me.
682
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,457
Yeah, maybe she does.
683
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,900
(CHUCKLES) Oh, almost fell.
Hey, hey, hey.
684
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:31,337
Hey, you ticklish?
You ticklish? Ah!
685
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,739
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(LAUGHS)
686
00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:35,242
(CHIRPING)
Ho! (LAUGHS)
687
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:38,746
(ALL BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
(BLOWS)
688
00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:43,985
Well, good night,
Reggie from the future.
689
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,682
Good night, Jenny from my dreams.
690
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:52,121
(SNORING)
691
00:38:52,296 --> 00:38:53,524
(SQUEAKING)
692
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:57,464
What? What, you want some worms?
I'm not gonna do it, it's disgusting.
693
00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,131
Mama?
694
00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:05,000
- Oh, my stomach's aching.
- Mine, too.
695
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,043
This is it, my friend.
The end.
696
00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:11,612
El final,
unless we figure a way out.
697
00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:12,771
(GASPS)
698
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:16,618
You got something?
699
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:21,122
Yes, Furley, I knew your big freaking
cabeza was good for something!
700
00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:22,987
(PECKING)
701
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,296
Furley, that's a flying pony.
702
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,851
Two birds and a handful of grain.
703
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,801
This feast will be more of a fast
at the rate we're going.
704
00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:34,904
Makes you wonder if Captain Standish
is losing his edge.
705
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,905
(ALL GRUNT)
You were wondering what?
706
00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:41,070
Uh... Nothing, Captain.
707
00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:43,645
The problem with you boys is
708
00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:46,806
you're thinking about
where them turkeys are...
709
00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:50,476
...and not where they ain't.
710
00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:53,856
This is where we got them last two.
711
00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:57,016
They're leading us away
from something.
712
00:39:57,194 --> 00:39:59,389
Something they're protecting.
713
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:03,158
You're saying they're doing it
on purpose? Like they're smart.
714
00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:04,596
(CHUCKLES, GASPS)
715
00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:08,728
I've hunted everything that's walked,
crawled or flown
716
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,931
and I always get me quarry.
717
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:13,872
These turkeys,
they're up to something.
718
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:18,071
So tomorrow,
we start off in this direction
719
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:23,687
and we don't stop looking till we get
every bleeding last one of them!
720
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,217
CREWMAN: Oh, that was me
good map!
721
00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:29,459
(SEAGULLS CAWING)
722
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:30,290
(SEAGULLS CAWING)
723
00:40:31,862 --> 00:40:33,762
MALE TURKEY: Good morning, everyone.
724
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,695
Here are today's assignments.
725
00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:38,532
- Fanny!
- Danny.
726
00:40:38,702 --> 00:40:41,728
Danny, take your team
and lead the hunters east.
727
00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:43,567
- West.
- Lead them west.
728
00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:45,038
You got it, brother.
729
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:47,203
- Clancy...
- Nancy.
730
00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:49,710
Nancy, you do the same thing
in the north.
731
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,041
- South.
- In the south, yes.
732
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:56,217
- Dusty...
- Justy. He's your son.
733
00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:59,720
Correct, Justy, you go find another one
of your magical pinecones.
734
00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:02,893
Jes, jes, jes!
Meow, meow, meow.
735
00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:07,328
You had to marry a chicken.
(CHUCKLES)
736
00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,797
Jenny, you will spring
the hunter's traps. Take Reggie.
737
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:11,900
Yes!
738
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:15,269
I said that out loud.
739
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:18,465
Ranger, scout the fort.
See what they are planning.
740
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,439
Bring Jake with you.
(GROWLS)
741
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:24,775
(GROANS)
Go! Be swift and be safe.
742
00:41:25,182 --> 00:41:28,049
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
743
00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:31,415
Here are the assignments
for the day.
744
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,428
Just try to keep up,
and try not to get us killed.
745
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,463
You're the one who's gonna have
to try to keep up. With me!
746
00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:43,930
(YELLING, GRUNTING)
747
00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:49,004
His method is unconventional,
but very effective.
748
00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:53,832
- Two can play at that game! (GRUNTS)
- Ow!
749
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,205
(BOTH GRUNTING)
750
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:00,350
(SHRIEKS) Ow...
751
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:03,385
I beat you to the bottom of the hill.
752
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,146
Shut up.
(CHITTERING)
753
00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:08,624
What are you looking at?
754
00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:11,893
(CHITTERING)
755
00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:14,121
(DOGS SNARLING)
756
00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,296
Check the traps.
757
00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,865
JENNY: We're always one step
ahead of him.
758
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,317
REGGIE: Well, that's reassuring.
759
00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:24,134
Which is one step away from...
(MAKES CUTTING SOUND)
760
00:42:24,341 --> 00:42:26,138
Well, that's less reassuring.
761
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:30,041
But we follow father's rules.
He keeps the flock safe.
762
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:33,513
I love rules. I actually have a rule
about following rules.
763
00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,845
- Me, too!
- No way! Kiss me.
764
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:39,148
- What did you just say?
- I said rules rule!
765
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:41,848
(CHUCKLES)
No you didn't, but that's okay.
766
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:44,017
MAN: The traps are all set, sir.
767
00:42:47,831 --> 00:42:49,162
You ready to spring some traps?
768
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,528
Pfft! I was born...
769
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:54,500
- Whoo-hoo!
...ready.
770
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,395
(EXHALES) Okay.
771
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,671
(SCREAMING)
772
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,174
- Reggie?
- Oh!
773
00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:04,708
(SHOUTING IN PAIN)
774
00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:08,113
(GRUNTING, SHOUTING)
775
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:14,047
Ahhh!
776
00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:17,523
(GRUNTING) Ow!
777
00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:21,623
- That was incredible!
- I think I might need to lie down.
778
00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:23,460
So, tell me about the future.
779
00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:26,125
Tell me every little detail,
but make it very fast.
780
00:43:26,704 --> 00:43:29,537
Really? You want to know
about the future?
781
00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:32,299
Ha! Whoa! Ah!
782
00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:34,818
RANGER: - Stealth mode.
JAKE: - I'm stealthier!
783
00:43:35,879 --> 00:43:36,868
- Mm!
- No, you're not.
784
00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,379
(GRUNTING)
785
00:43:39,516 --> 00:43:43,247
- Popeye dive.
- Whoo! Whoo!
786
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:47,321
Psst!
787
00:43:59,036 --> 00:43:59,934
(GRUNTS)
788
00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:02,004
Mm! (GRUNTING)
789
00:44:20,524 --> 00:44:21,923
Mm... oh!
790
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,188
Hm!
791
00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,765
(FAST BLUES PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
792
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:40,301
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)
793
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,114
(CLAPPING)
794
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,124
(GRUNTS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
795
00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:58,022
- Thank you, woodland creature.
- Never taken a lesson.
796
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,787
(ALL CHITTERING)
797
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,500
JENNY: I always thought in the future
798
00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:06,628
there would be harmony
between all living things,
799
00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:09,466
but hey,
pizza and TV sound great.
800
00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:13,834
The best show is Mundo del Amor.
That's Spanish for "World of Love."
801
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,973
(PANTING)
802
00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:24,176
Reggie?
803
00:45:24,988 --> 00:45:26,683
Yes, Jenny?
804
00:45:27,658 --> 00:45:29,319
- Dogs.
- Dogs?
805
00:45:29,493 --> 00:45:32,360
Yeah, I feel it, too.
Yeah, let's just be dogs.
806
00:45:32,529 --> 00:45:35,191
I'll be a boxer
and you just be a shiba-inu.
807
00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:37,595
(GROWLS) Dogs!
808
00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:39,529
Dogs?
809
00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,864
Something's wrong.
They shouldn't be this far north.
810
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:43,370
(BARKING)
811
00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:49,579
Wait, I know where we are. Come on!
812
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,545
Reggie, we can't go this way.
We'll lead them right to the flock.
813
00:45:52,716 --> 00:45:53,546
S.T.E.V.E.!
814
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,175
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What is that?!
815
00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:58,688
(BARKING)
816
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,690
(SNARLING)
817
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,890
Oh, Reggie.
818
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,566
- Don't scream. Die with dignity.
- It's okay.
819
00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:14,897
Hm...
820
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,300
What have we here?
821
00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,614
Go, S.T.E.V.E., go!
822
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:30,777
(HORSE WHINNIES)
(SHOUTING)
823
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:35,216
It's magic.
824
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:42,391
I'm gonna throw up
and not in the good way!
825
00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:47,603
S.T.E.V.E.: I believe that we are
at a safe distance.
826
00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:50,672
What...? Where are we?
What is that?
827
00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:52,172
That's Earth.
828
00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:54,644
Earth?
829
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,473
(BLOWING NOSE)
830
00:46:57,948 --> 00:47:00,712
That's where we live.
Come on, trust me.
831
00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:14,258
Whoa...
832
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:17,032
It's beautiful.
833
00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:18,429
It really is.
834
00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:21,966
I always imagined
there was more out there,
835
00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:23,766
but never this much more.
836
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:32,046
You really are from the future.
837
00:47:32,216 --> 00:47:33,444
You didn't believe me?
838
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:37,281
Of course not! I thought you were
insane and possibly dangerous.
839
00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:40,953
And cute.
840
00:47:41,124 --> 00:47:43,615
So, was it scary?
You know, traveling through time?
841
00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:46,888
Nah. Takes a lot to rattle
a turkey like me.
842
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,793
Wish you could have seen it.
843
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:52,800
S.T.E.V.E.: Oh, she can.
Playback of time travel commencing.
844
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:55,104
S.T.E.V.E. must be experiencing
some kind of glitch.
845
00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:57,471
This is where Reggie cries
for his mommy.
846
00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:58,835
Aw. That's sweet.
847
00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:02,240
- We're not sure why that turkey is...
- Here it is in slow-mo.
848
00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:05,404
All right, I think we're safe now.
We should really get going.
849
00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:06,571
As you wish.
850
00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:12,417
(SHOUTING)
(LAUGHING)
851
00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:20,793
(JENNY CHUCKLES) Whoa!
852
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:22,989
(BOTH LAUGH)
853
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:30,999
Huh. Well, I didn't know a guy
could scream that high pitched.
854
00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:33,142
- Isn't that weird?
- He is so funny.
855
00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:35,703
Bye, S.T.E.V.E.. You're the best
time machine I've ever met.
856
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:38,610
Goodbye, Jenny.
Oh, Reggie...
857
00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:42,047
I'm fully charged and ready
to take you home.
858
00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:43,846
Are you serious?
We can go...
859
00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:46,615
JENNY: Come on, Reggie, let's go.
860
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:52,184
Uh, yeah. You know, we don't want to go
flying off half-cocked, right?
861
00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:54,353
Keep me posted. As you were.
862
00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,628
(GRUNTING)
863
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,765
Ooh! Yeah.
864
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,237
- Get down.
- You get down.
865
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:10,875
- Hm...
- Hm...
866
00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:15,416
JAKE: Centerpieces.
Thanksgiving is happening tomorrow.
867
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:17,212
RANGER: The hunters are returning!
868
00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:20,618
JAKE: If only we could see
what's inside that building.
869
00:49:22,256 --> 00:49:24,961
RANGER: That's the weapons shed
where they keep all their boomsticks
870
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,520
and the boom powder.
871
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:30,393
Without their weapons,
they are weak and afraid.
872
00:49:33,103 --> 00:49:34,263
A-ha!
873
00:49:34,438 --> 00:49:36,269
MAN: The majority of my powder's
dangerous.
874
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,069
We must report this feast
to father right away. (GASPS)
875
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:43,408
Jake? Jake!
876
00:49:45,682 --> 00:49:48,173
Oh! That was incredible.
I can't stop thinking about it.
877
00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:52,413
Yeah, like I can't stop thinking,
hypothetically...
878
00:49:52,589 --> 00:49:53,817
Wait. Do you know
what that word means?
879
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,755
No, but I can imagine a scenario
in which I might.
880
00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:59,259
It's all right, I'll tell you.
(CHUCKLES)
881
00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:01,364
- See what I did?
- Very clever.
882
00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:03,192
Okay, so, hypothetically?
883
00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:06,559
Well, what if some fella...
884
00:50:06,770 --> 00:50:08,533
Just some fella?
885
00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:12,607
Well, a reasonably attractive,
quick-witted fella.
886
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:16,008
What if he was to offer
to take you to the future?
887
00:50:17,814 --> 00:50:20,374
(SIGHS) I would love to see it.
888
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:27,354
But my place is here
with my father and Ranger.
889
00:50:28,392 --> 00:50:30,019
I could never leave the flock,
890
00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:32,218
especially not with the hunters
after us.
891
00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:34,943
What if the hunters weren't a threat?
892
00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:37,465
What if everybody was safe and happy
like before?
893
00:50:38,802 --> 00:50:39,860
That would be wonderful.
894
00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:43,965
That would be a dream come true.
895
00:50:44,574 --> 00:50:45,802
Reggie?
896
00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:48,543
Reggie?
897
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,907
REGGIE: Ow! What are you doing?
898
00:50:52,015 --> 00:50:53,312
(REGGIE SHOUTING)
899
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,875
Oof! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.
900
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,987
We must attack the fort tonight.
901
00:50:58,155 --> 00:51:01,647
REGGIE: Ah! Oh! Ah! Ow!
902
00:51:01,825 --> 00:51:03,349
We shouldn't attack anything.
903
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:06,087
He told me we must do it together.
904
00:51:06,263 --> 00:51:08,356
Oh! Give me a break. He?
905
00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:09,590
The Great Turkey?
906
00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:12,360
Ooh! He's a voice inside your head.
907
00:51:12,769 --> 00:51:17,399
How dare you?
There is nothing inside my head.
908
00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:22,737
The Great Turkey is real.
I saw him with my own two eyes.
909
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,847
The more you say that name,
the dumber it sounds. I mean...
910
00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:31,351
The Great Turkey is
the greatest turkey that I know
911
00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:35,048
and you will never be
as great as The Great Turkey
912
00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:38,023
who is the greatest turkey.
913
00:51:38,295 --> 00:51:39,592
(STRAINED) Okay.
914
00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:44,025
- Ah!
- I'm sorry, Reggie.
915
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:47,735
I didn't grow up
on a nice free-range farm.
916
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,477
I grew up in a cold,
clinical factory.
917
00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:55,872
(TURKEYS GOBBLING)
918
00:51:58,715 --> 00:52:02,207
From the time we were born,
we were fattened up on formula.
919
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:10,282
Except for me. My mother kept me
hidden from the humans.
920
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:13,623
- Is it time?
- Yes, sweetie.
921
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,061
Now, these eggs are our future, Jake.
922
00:52:16,233 --> 00:52:17,097
Take them and run
923
00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:20,794
and don't stop until you find
a safe place to start a new flock.
924
00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:23,002
Mama, I'm scared.
925
00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:29,269
I know you are, dear.
But I need you to be brave now.
926
00:52:31,505 --> 00:52:34,250
VARIOUS TURKEYS: Come on, Jake.
We're so proud of you. You can do it.
927
00:52:34,251 --> 00:52:35,946
MALE TURKEY: Here you go. Careful now.
928
00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:37,440
FEMALE TURKEY: We believe in you!
929
00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:41,455
TURKEYS CHANTING: Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
930
00:52:47,364 --> 00:52:48,991
Hey!
931
00:52:49,432 --> 00:52:51,457
MAN: Stop!
(PANTING)
932
00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:55,426
(ALARM BLARING)
(PANTING)
933
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,074
TURKEYS CHANTING: Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
934
00:52:59,776 --> 00:53:00,936
(GRUNTING)
935
00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:14,955
JAKE: I failed.
(ALL GROAN)
936
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:18,219
JAKE: I let down my family,
and my flock.
937
00:53:19,129 --> 00:53:21,324
I decided I was better off
going it alone
938
00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:23,989
where I could never hurt
anyone again.
939
00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:28,465
Then, he arrived.
The Great Turkey.
940
00:53:29,172 --> 00:53:31,936
Listen to me, young Jake!
941
00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:34,133
JAKE: He told me about my destiny.
942
00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:37,178
He gave me the sacred time knob
and then told me...
943
00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:38,336
Whoa!
944
00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:40,316
The most important thing
for you to remember
945
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:42,046
is that you must never give up
946
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:45,382
no matter what stood in my way.
947
00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:51,382
Jake, I'm sorry, that must have been
really hard to leave your family,
948
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:56,260
but storming a fort full of armed humans
is a terrible idea.
949
00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:59,698
I have a plan. I discovered
where the hunters store their weapons.
950
00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:04,373
We destroy the weapons,
we stop the feast.
951
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,844
Yeah. And the hunters won't be a threat
and the flock will be safe.
952
00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:11,503
- Exactly!
- And Jenny's dream comes true.
953
00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:12,773
What?
954
00:54:13,683 --> 00:54:15,241
Nothing. I'm in.
955
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:16,248
(RUSTLING)
956
00:54:17,954 --> 00:54:20,286
(MAN SNORING)
957
00:54:21,858 --> 00:54:22,916
Ha!
958
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,029
So, what's your plan for getting in?
959
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:29,794
- All right, you got the easy part.
- Yeah, yeah, what?
960
00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:32,196
I'm going to use my incredibly toned
pecs and buttocks
961
00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:34,494
- to throw you over the wall. Go!
- Ah!
962
00:54:35,038 --> 00:54:38,474
(GRUNTS, THUDS)
963
00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:41,110
- Hm. Might have to adjust my angle.
- No!
964
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:44,304
You're not adjusting anything!
I have a better idea.
965
00:54:44,481 --> 00:54:45,948
(RUSTLING)
966
00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:49,541
Okay, if we carefully project
our impact point,
967
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,152
we should be able to safely...
968
00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:53,380
Ah! I've got a splinter.
969
00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:57,048
(SCREAMING)
(SNORING) Huh? What?
970
00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:59,388
(SCREAMING)
971
00:55:01,164 --> 00:55:03,894
(GRUNTING)
972
00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:05,466
Oh!
973
00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:08,160
Ow!
974
00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:11,739
(GROWLING)
975
00:55:11,908 --> 00:55:14,934
(YELLS)
(BARKING)
976
00:55:15,111 --> 00:55:18,080
(BLOWING) Ah!
977
00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:20,148
It's always the tiny ones
that really hurt.
978
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,148
(BARKING) Oh!
979
00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:25,580
Ah!
980
00:55:27,457 --> 00:55:30,255
No! No! (PANTING)
981
00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:33,918
(CHUCKLES)
982
00:55:37,467 --> 00:55:40,595
- Did anybody see you? Jake!
- Whoo!
983
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:43,204
- Hold on! This is amazing!
- Jake!
984
00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:46,308
This is incredible.
I can't seem to catch this dot.
985
00:55:48,044 --> 00:55:50,012
Oh, that hurt.
(GROWLS)
986
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,582
(WHIMPERING)
987
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,278
You gotta try this incredible workout.
988
00:55:59,989 --> 00:56:01,115
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
989
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:04,226
One of us may have to do some recon
to get a better look.
990
00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:08,161
- Really?
- Little nautical trick I picked up.
991
00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:11,129
Thirty-eight percent
more magnification.
992
00:56:12,502 --> 00:56:13,992
It goes "whomp" again!
(LAUGHTER)
993
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,968
- Hey, where are the dogs?
- I think they're outside!
994
00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:23,475
Okay, I'm gonna rig the powder barrels
by the weapons shed.
995
00:56:23,646 --> 00:56:27,138
You rig the barrels in the wagon.
We'll blow the place sky high.
996
00:56:27,317 --> 00:56:29,979
- No weapons...
BOTH: - No Thanksgiving!
997
00:56:30,153 --> 00:56:31,142
Move out!
998
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,566
(SNORING)
999
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:53,607
(BOARD CREAKS)
1000
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,439
(SNORING CONTINUES)
1001
00:57:10,794 --> 00:57:13,763
Oh!
(GASPS) But Mummy!
1002
00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:17,366
- Ah!
- I don't want to wear short pants!
1003
00:57:17,534 --> 00:57:18,933
(GASPS) No...
1004
00:57:20,904 --> 00:57:25,238
AMOS: Psst! Space Turkey.
He sleeps with his eyes open.
1005
00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:27,273
It's creepy.
1006
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,540
(SNORING)
1007
00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:32,776
Oh...
1008
00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:35,817
Powder horn!
1009
00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:37,717
ALL CHANTING: TFF! TFF!
1010
00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:40,117
Grandpa Jake,
tell us the story again about the horn.
1011
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:43,225
Oh-ho! That old chestnut?
(CHUCKLES)
1012
00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:54,092
I think the Space Turkey
has gone crazy.
1013
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,511
Stupid mutts!
(LOW GROWL)
1014
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:14,281
What is that?
1015
00:58:14,757 --> 00:58:17,692
Somebody named Ranger
might need a little proof.
1016
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:27,932
(BARKING)
1017
00:58:39,816 --> 00:58:41,147
That's one.
1018
00:58:41,784 --> 00:58:44,446
What is it? It's... It's...
1019
00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:46,350
(YELLS)
1020
00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:51,285
BOTH: That's two! We did it!
1021
00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:53,258
MAN: Fire! Fire!
1022
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:55,655
MAN 2: - Fire!
MAN 3: - What's that noise?
1023
00:58:55,832 --> 00:58:58,832
MAN 2: - It's a fire! Bucket Brigade!
MAN: - Wake up! We need water! Alarm!
1024
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:04,905
Okay, Furley. Play it cool and maybe
they will take us back to the future
1025
00:59:05,074 --> 00:59:07,872
so we can have
an excellent adventure.
1026
00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:11,411
- Ooh!
- What have you done?!
1027
00:59:11,581 --> 00:59:15,574
It was the Space Turkey.
Tell them, Furley! Órale!
1028
00:59:15,752 --> 00:59:17,652
- You've been to the fort!
- No!
1029
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,516
No, no, you don't understand!
We destroyed the weapons and traps.
1030
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:23,488
We even got the hunters' wagon.
It's gone, we blew it up!
1031
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,321
(ALL MURMURING)
1032
00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:26,985
How did you do this?
1033
00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:31,396
- Actually, it was Jake's plan.
- Thanks, buddy.
1034
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,900
How do we know
you're telling the truth?
1035
00:59:35,605 --> 00:59:36,765
Hm!
1036
00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:40,035
(ALL GASPING)
1037
00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:45,176
(ALL CHEERING)
(JENNY LAUGHS)
1038
00:59:57,026 --> 01:00:00,359
Excuse me, sorry. Jenny!
Jenny, wait!
1039
01:00:09,542 --> 01:00:11,206
WOMAN: Quickly!
We need more water. Hurry!
1040
01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:13,266
Oh! We're under attack!
Sound the alarms!
1041
01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:14,904
Fortify the gate, little one!
1042
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:18,104
GIRL: - Mother!
- I'll make sure the food is safe.
1043
01:00:19,315 --> 01:00:21,306
Captain Standish!
Thank God you're here.
1044
01:00:23,622 --> 01:00:24,886
Are you going to eat that corn?
1045
01:00:24,887 --> 01:00:28,414
(GROWLS) (GASPS) Oh!
1046
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:32,553
What are we going to do?!
Please say it wasn't the Indians.
1047
01:00:32,729 --> 01:00:35,664
- It wasn't the Indians.
- A-ha-ha!
1048
01:00:35,832 --> 01:00:39,029
Well, a traitor in our midst, perhaps.
1049
01:00:39,235 --> 01:00:41,897
It was those bleeding birds.
1050
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:43,772
(MUMBLES)
1051
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:47,103
You mean turkeys did this?
1052
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:54,249
Oh, they ain't regular birds.
They got magical powers!
1053
01:00:54,784 --> 01:00:57,912
I've seen them disappear into thin air!
1054
01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:01,989
Seen another two flying in a giant egg.
1055
01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:05,423
They're playing with my mind.
Trying to drive me crazy.
1056
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,961
(LAUGHS)
1057
01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:14,968
Well, I should say
they've succeeded, eh?
1058
01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:16,833
- Well, then...
- Oh dear.
1059
01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:22,604
(GRUNTS)
1060
01:01:27,817 --> 01:01:31,412
(SNIFFS) Hm...
1061
01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:34,021
Show me the way.
1062
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:37,057
(CHUCKLING)
1063
01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:51,396
So, I guess this means
you'll be heading home,
1064
01:01:51,574 --> 01:01:54,634
to the future,
now that your mission is done.
1065
01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:58,907
Actually, there's one more thing
I need to do.
1066
01:01:59,082 --> 01:02:00,982
Ask you to come with me.
1067
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:06,414
Wait... (BLOWS NOSE)
1068
01:02:06,589 --> 01:02:07,647
You're serious?
1069
01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:09,689
I know you said that your place
was here with the flock.
1070
01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:11,724
But I figure the flock is safe now.
1071
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,452
- The hunters are gone...
- Reggie.
1072
01:02:13,663 --> 01:02:14,994
Please say yes.
1073
01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:16,723
- No!
- No?
1074
01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:18,264
Couldn't you maybe think about it?
1075
01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:19,560
No, no, no, no!
What is that?
1076
01:02:21,037 --> 01:02:23,699
Oh, no...
(FIZZLING)
1077
01:02:32,381 --> 01:02:33,348
Hey!
1078
01:02:33,516 --> 01:02:35,609
JAKE: He's not as aerodynamic
as I'd hoped.
1079
01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:36,945
(LAUGHS) Hey.
1080
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:42,580
Wait.
1081
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:46,423
You led them right to us, Jake!
1082
01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:47,893
(ALL GASPING) Me?
1083
01:02:48,064 --> 01:02:51,056
(RUMBLING)
(GASPING)
1084
01:02:51,234 --> 01:02:53,031
(ALL CHATTERING, SCREAMING)
1085
01:02:58,941 --> 01:03:00,203
There you are.
1086
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:01,641
Oh, no.
1087
01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:04,609
Come on boys.
We're gonna have a feast.
1088
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,305
(ALL SHOUTING)
1089
01:03:10,586 --> 01:03:12,781
This is all your fault!
1090
01:03:12,955 --> 01:03:14,013
(GULPS)
1091
01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:19,058
- Jake!
- I knew he was a coward.
1092
01:03:19,595 --> 01:03:21,062
Stop!
1093
01:03:22,265 --> 01:03:25,792
Everyone, quickly!
Initiate the evacuation plan!
1094
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,230
(ALL SHOUTING)
1095
01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:29,930
- Go, go, go!
- Oh, Justy.
1096
01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:31,767
(JUSTY MUTTERING)
1097
01:03:31,941 --> 01:03:34,466
I'm sorry, Jenny. We failed.
We led them right to you.
1098
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,475
That doesn't matter right now.
Come on!
1099
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:41,979
Quickly, this way!
(JUSTY MUTTERS)
1100
01:03:45,188 --> 01:03:47,247
(GASPS)
MAN: Come here, my little friend!
1101
01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:48,690
Come on, grab them all!
(CHOKES)
1102
01:03:48,691 --> 01:03:49,851
(PANTING)
(MAN MUTTERS)
1103
01:03:50,026 --> 01:03:51,015
Hey, friend.
1104
01:03:53,596 --> 01:03:55,826
Ah! Gotcha!
1105
01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,694
MAN: Down the line then, down the line!
1106
01:03:58,868 --> 01:04:00,995
MAN 2: Got two more!
1107
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:03,866
- I gotcha, brother!
- No, no! (SCREAMS)
1108
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,132
Come on everybody.
1109
01:04:05,708 --> 01:04:07,676
Oh! Back this way!
1110
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:09,835
Oh!
(PANTING)
1111
01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:15,711
(WHISTLES) Go get them, boys!
1112
01:04:15,885 --> 01:04:17,944
(BARKING)
1113
01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:22,786
Ah!
1114
01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:25,118
Where do we go?
1115
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:28,527
If you won't come out...
1116
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,665
...we'll burn you out!
1117
01:04:43,746 --> 01:04:46,647
To the tide pools!
It's our only way out now!
1118
01:04:46,816 --> 01:04:48,181
(BARKING, SNARLING)
1119
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:55,213
(GASPS) Reggie, the nursery!
We have to go back!
1120
01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:57,382
(DOGS BARKING)
1121
01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:00,050
Come on!
1122
01:05:02,498 --> 01:05:04,398
(STRAINING)
1123
01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,400
- Get down to the pools!
- Whoa!
1124
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:10,231
Quickly! Come on, hurry up!
1125
01:05:10,406 --> 01:05:11,839
(YELLING)
1126
01:05:19,382 --> 01:05:21,782
(SNARLING)
1127
01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:24,920
(COUGHING) Jenny! Jenny!
1128
01:05:27,223 --> 01:05:28,485
No!
1129
01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:31,854
- I'll find another way!
- But there is no other way!
1130
01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:35,790
Jake!
1131
01:05:40,236 --> 01:05:41,828
(CHIRPING)
1132
01:05:43,639 --> 01:05:44,799
Come on, let's go!
1133
01:05:47,143 --> 01:05:47,973
(GASPS)
1134
01:05:48,711 --> 01:05:50,770
(SNARLING)
1135
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,177
(BARKING)
1136
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:02,755
Don't be scared, Furley.
Órale!
1137
01:06:02,925 --> 01:06:05,291
- Gather everyone onto the beach.
- Yes, Father.
1138
01:06:06,905 --> 01:06:08,530
JENNY: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon!
1139
01:06:08,531 --> 01:06:10,123
This way, run, run!
1140
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,597
(CRASHING)
(GROANING)
1141
01:06:18,407 --> 01:06:20,739
Go! Hurry!
(BARKING)
1142
01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:27,048
Get the eggs to safety!
1143
01:06:30,753 --> 01:06:31,742
Dad!
1144
01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:36,616
- Go! Join the others!
- Not without you!
1145
01:06:38,594 --> 01:06:39,583
Jenny...
1146
01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:41,352
Daddy!
1147
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:45,461
I'll always be with you.
1148
01:07:05,287 --> 01:07:08,381
(GASPING, COUGHING)
1149
01:07:08,557 --> 01:07:11,151
(DISTANT SHOUTING)
1150
01:07:23,572 --> 01:07:25,733
MAN: Got dinner! We got dinner!
1151
01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:40,950
(QUIET SNIFFLING, SOBBING)
1152
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:47,250
This half shell was my father's.
1153
01:08:47,423 --> 01:08:51,655
Whichever of his children has
the other half, will be Chief.
1154
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:04,497
What?
1155
01:09:05,941 --> 01:09:06,908
(ALL GASP)
1156
01:09:07,076 --> 01:09:08,407
What?
1157
01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:23,525
(ALL GASPING)
1158
01:09:23,692 --> 01:09:25,717
Father chose wisely.
1159
01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:39,639
My father loved this flock.
1160
01:09:39,808 --> 01:09:42,971
And he will always be a part of it.
1161
01:09:43,145 --> 01:09:46,444
He gave his life to give us ours.
1162
01:09:46,615 --> 01:09:48,776
So, we will honor him.
1163
01:09:48,951 --> 01:09:53,047
But right now, we need to do
what we must to survive.
1164
01:09:53,222 --> 01:09:54,655
This is all my fault.
1165
01:09:54,823 --> 01:09:58,156
They have taken our home.
They've taken our family.
1166
01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:01,194
We have only one choice now.
1167
01:10:01,363 --> 01:10:03,490
We will fight!
1168
01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:08,297
We will stand and fight!
This is our home!
1169
01:10:08,704 --> 01:10:11,468
No more hiding!
We will attack the fort,
1170
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,473
free our family
and make our flock whole once again!
1171
01:10:14,643 --> 01:10:15,871
Who's with me!?
1172
01:10:16,579 --> 01:10:18,809
- We fight!
- We fight!
1173
01:10:18,981 --> 01:10:21,176
We fight, brother!
1174
01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:24,478
(ALL CLAMORING, CHANTING)
1175
01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:39,398
S.T.E.V.E.: Good morning, Reggie.
1176
01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:43,334
Why the long face?
That is a punch line from a joke.
1177
01:10:43,505 --> 01:10:46,099
- Just take me home.
- Reggie, wait!
1178
01:10:46,275 --> 01:10:48,038
The flock is in trouble.
1179
01:10:48,210 --> 01:10:51,111
Yup! And you know why?
Because of us!
1180
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,510
We didn't save anyone.
We made everything worse!
1181
01:10:53,849 --> 01:10:56,215
But Reggie,
The Great Turkey told me...
1182
01:10:56,385 --> 01:10:58,012
There is no Great Turkey!
1183
01:10:58,387 --> 01:11:01,584
There is no mission.
You made it all up in your head.
1184
01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:04,021
It's all a lie.
1185
01:11:05,027 --> 01:11:08,588
Now, I'm leaving, all right,
before we mess things up even more!
1186
01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:10,925
And if you're smart
you'll come with me.
1187
01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:13,466
I can't give up.
1188
01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:16,231
Yeah, if you're smart.
1189
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:21,034
Look who I'm talking to.
(WHIRRING)
1190
01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:41,886
Turkey! Turkey! Turkey!
Turkey! Turkey!
1191
01:11:42,064 --> 01:11:43,895
(GASPS) I wanna fly the spaceship.
1192
01:11:44,066 --> 01:11:46,267
Hey, guess who's back?
Bet you were wondering where I...
1193
01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:47,460
I'm tired now.
1194
01:11:48,604 --> 01:11:50,970
...was. (SIGHS)
1195
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,007
- See you later, S.T.E.V.E..
- Goodbye, Reggie.
1196
01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:00,474
Hey!
1197
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:03,747
(SCREAMS)
Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Wait!
1198
01:12:03,919 --> 01:12:05,352
(GRUNTS)
1199
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:08,989
Snap out of it Reggie,
we don't have time for this!
1200
01:12:09,124 --> 01:12:12,025
- Ah!
- Hey!
1201
01:12:13,671 --> 01:12:15,496
I'm breaking like a hundred
time travel rules,
1202
01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:18,159
and this might destroy the universe,
but I don't have a choice.
1203
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:21,701
I've come back from the future
to tell you something really important.
1204
01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:25,271
- What is it?
- You're an idiot.
1205
01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:29,540
Whoa! That's a little harsh.
I may not be a genius but...
1206
01:12:29,712 --> 01:12:32,875
Everything you want is back in 1621.
1207
01:12:33,048 --> 01:12:35,516
Jenny, Jake, a whole flock of friends.
1208
01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:38,278
Yeah, a flock that I totally messed up!
1209
01:12:38,454 --> 01:12:39,654
They're better off without me.
1210
01:12:39,822 --> 01:12:41,983
No!
(BOTH SCREAM)
1211
01:12:42,157 --> 01:12:44,182
I've come from even farther
in the future
1212
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,454
to tell you that Jenny and the flock
are gonna attack the fort!
1213
01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:50,291
- They don't stand a chance!
BOTH: - Oh, no.
1214
01:12:50,799 --> 01:12:53,199
- What do we do?!
- We need a plan.
1215
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:54,393
Exactly!
1216
01:12:55,804 --> 01:12:56,998
Whoa!
1217
01:12:57,673 --> 01:12:59,538
The Sacred Time Knob.
1218
01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:02,233
- The Sacred Time Knob!
- The Sacred Time Knob!
1219
01:13:02,411 --> 01:13:03,400
- Wait!
- Yeah?
1220
01:13:03,579 --> 01:13:05,638
- You know what this means?
- What does it mean?
1221
01:13:06,081 --> 01:13:09,983
(LAUGHS) It's so simple.
It means...
1222
01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:13,713
I need to go find
The Great Turkey.
1223
01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:17,985
I bet he's behind the door
that this opens!
1224
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,151
S.T.E.V.E.: Oh, come on!
1225
01:13:20,863 --> 01:13:24,663
You are The Great Turkey.
1226
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:28,030
- I'm The Great Turkey?
- You're The Great Turkey!
1227
01:13:28,203 --> 01:13:30,899
Which means Jake was telling the truth
the whole time!
1228
01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:32,836
Wow, I really am an idiot!
1229
01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:34,532
I hate to say I told you so.
1230
01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:36,837
Wait, if I am idiot
then you're an idiot.
1231
01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:40,743
No, no, guys, guys, guys,
technically, we're all idiots.
1232
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,544
- But we're also all...
ALL: - The Great Turkey!
1233
01:13:43,719 --> 01:13:46,449
My mind is being literally
blown right now!
1234
01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:48,715
Mine, too!
(ALL SCREAM)
1235
01:13:48,891 --> 01:13:50,171
I came back to make sure we stop
1236
01:13:50,292 --> 01:13:52,453
and appreciate just
how awesome this is.
1237
01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:53,925
That's awesome.
1238
01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:55,358
- Awesome.
- Awesome.
1239
01:13:55,531 --> 01:13:57,829
S.T.E.V.E.: Yes, totally awesome.
1240
01:13:58,066 --> 01:14:01,433
Now, if you are done,
you need to go back in time,
1241
01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:06,074
give young Jake his destiny
and then save your friends.
1242
01:14:06,241 --> 01:14:08,266
Right, I got to get going!
1243
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,878
(ALL HOWLING)
1244
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:16,541
C'mon S.T.E.V.E., let's go.
1245
01:14:25,894 --> 01:14:27,953
JENNY: We take positions here and here.
1246
01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:31,566
Their guns are destroyed,
so we've got a fighting chance. If we...
1247
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,541
MALE TURKEY: He's back.
(TURKEYS MURMURING)
1248
01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:36,130
You!
1249
01:14:50,152 --> 01:14:53,212
(CHICKS CHIRPING)
1250
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:15,708
Where's Reggie?
1251
01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:23,274
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1252
01:15:27,289 --> 01:15:28,347
Whoa!
1253
01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:33,491
Huh?
1254
01:15:36,331 --> 01:15:39,425
Listen to me, young Jake!
1255
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:42,126
Oh, what? Who are you?
1256
01:15:42,671 --> 01:15:45,663
I am The Great Turkey!
1257
01:15:45,841 --> 01:15:48,332
The greatest of all turkeys!
1258
01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:50,171
And I've come here
to give you a mission!
1259
01:15:50,345 --> 01:15:53,212
Not to save ten turkeys,
or even a hundred,
1260
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,145
but all of them!
1261
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:57,217
All of them?
1262
01:15:57,386 --> 01:16:02,323
First you must go to Camp David
and find the pardoned turkey.
1263
01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:05,585
The awesome pardoned turkey!
1264
01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:07,752
The awesome pardoned turkey?
1265
01:16:07,930 --> 01:16:11,058
Well, he's not always awesome...
1266
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,228
...but he gets awesomer
as it goes along.
1267
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,894
And you will need this for your journey.
1268
01:16:17,172 --> 01:16:18,469
Whoa! What is it?
1269
01:16:18,907 --> 01:16:23,867
It is the sacred time knob!
It is very powerful!
1270
01:16:24,046 --> 01:16:25,035
Whoa!
1271
01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:27,704
It will protect you
and keep you safe from harm!
1272
01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:30,215
But the most important thing
for you to remember
1273
01:16:30,385 --> 01:16:33,183
is that you must never give up, ever!
1274
01:16:33,355 --> 01:16:35,346
No matter what stands in your way!
1275
01:16:35,524 --> 01:16:37,389
(ECHOING) No matter
what stands in your way!
1276
01:16:37,559 --> 01:16:39,550
No matter what stands in your way!
1277
01:16:39,728 --> 01:16:42,094
(DRUMS BEATING)
1278
01:16:56,345 --> 01:16:58,313
(CHANTING) Hooh! Ha-hah!
1279
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,471
Hooh! Ha-hah!
1280
01:17:00,649 --> 01:17:02,617
Hooh! Ha-hah!
1281
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,649
Hooh! Ha-hah!
1282
01:17:13,662 --> 01:17:14,924
(LAUGHING)
1283
01:17:15,097 --> 01:17:17,088
(LOUD BEATING)
1284
01:17:17,866 --> 01:17:18,855
Now!
1285
01:17:21,737 --> 01:17:23,830
Yeah! Órale! Yah-ha!
1286
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,504
(GRUNTING) Oh!
1287
01:17:34,816 --> 01:17:38,752
Mm. Those are some angry birds.
1288
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,286
- Charge!
- For the flock!
1289
01:17:44,559 --> 01:17:45,548
(ALL YELLING)
1290
01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:47,695
(YELLING)
Ha-ha!
1291
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:52,862
- Get the cannons!
- Cannons? For turkeys, sir?
1292
01:17:53,035 --> 01:17:55,026
Get the cannons and form a line!
1293
01:18:06,782 --> 01:18:08,010
Ready...
1294
01:18:09,384 --> 01:18:11,716
- Oh, no!
- Oh!
1295
01:18:13,121 --> 01:18:14,247
Fire!
1296
01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:36,909
(CHUCKLES)
(WHIRRING)
1297
01:18:40,849 --> 01:18:42,111
Huh?
1298
01:18:46,588 --> 01:18:49,989
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
1299
01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:58,059
(GROWLING, GRUNTING)
1300
01:18:59,101 --> 01:19:00,864
(LAUGHS)
1301
01:19:05,807 --> 01:19:08,037
Uh! Uh!
1302
01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:13,676
(YELLING)
1303
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:20,983
Whoa!
1304
01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:24,848
(GASPS)
1305
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:26,859
The Great Turkey.
1306
01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:36,069
Hey everybody, welcome!
1307
01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:38,729
A giant egg. Looks delicious...
1308
01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:46,910
S.T.E.V.E.: Conservatively dressed
human beings!
1309
01:19:47,649 --> 01:19:51,380
I'd like to introduce The Great Turkey!
1310
01:19:56,858 --> 01:20:00,555
It wasn't The Great Turkey.
It was always Reggie.
1311
01:20:03,965 --> 01:20:05,125
My best friend.
1312
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:09,430
S.T.E.V.E.: He brings blessings
to all of you. Honor him.
1313
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,133
(GASPING)
1314
01:20:17,612 --> 01:20:18,943
What is it?
1315
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:30,522
A sign from the Grandfathers!
1316
01:20:30,692 --> 01:20:32,853
A most delicious sign!
1317
01:20:34,296 --> 01:20:36,287
We should really do this more often.
1318
01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:39,626
(WHISTLES)
(ALL SHOUTING)
1319
01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:41,132
(CHEERING)
1320
01:20:41,303 --> 01:20:45,364
Wow, this is way outside
my free delivery zone.
1321
01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:51,873
S.T.E.V.E.: You should try the
breadsticks too. They're delicious.
1322
01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:58,685
(MUTTERS)
(HUMS)
1323
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,549
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
1324
01:21:00,722 --> 01:21:03,555
You did it, Reggie.
You saved us all.
1325
01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:05,818
Actually, I did! Yeah!
1326
01:21:05,994 --> 01:21:08,724
And I saved you.
So technically, I saved everyone.
1327
01:21:08,897 --> 01:21:10,922
So hooray for me!
1328
01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:12,396
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
1329
01:21:12,567 --> 01:21:14,797
Isn't this wonderful, Justy?
1330
01:21:14,936 --> 01:21:17,564
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
1331
01:21:19,975 --> 01:21:21,966
- Hm!
- Hm!
1332
01:21:22,110 --> 01:21:23,907
(GRUNTING)
1333
01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:26,013
- That's mine!
- That's my slice!
1334
01:21:26,181 --> 01:21:28,547
(SLOW-MOTION YELLING)
1335
01:21:29,517 --> 01:21:30,814
Ow!
1336
01:21:34,422 --> 01:21:37,016
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
1337
01:21:37,192 --> 01:21:39,683
- Shut up, Fatty. Oh, hey, Jarold.
- Oh, hey, Mrs...
1338
01:21:40,161 --> 01:21:45,690
Mr. Anchovy, you have soiled our pizza
with your small, dried fish.
1339
01:21:45,867 --> 01:21:48,495
Mm... Tastes like dirty sock.
1340
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:50,968
Still, better than my wife's cooking.
Am I right?
1341
01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,403
(ALL LAUGH)
1342
01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:56,510
- Hey guys, check it out.
- Dude, please.
1343
01:21:56,678 --> 01:21:57,667
(YELLS)
1344
01:21:58,313 --> 01:22:00,679
Whoa!
(DOG YELPS)
1345
01:22:01,116 --> 01:22:02,879
Thank you, Great Turkey.
1346
01:22:04,619 --> 01:22:09,181
Look, everyone,
I'm giving this turkey thanks.
1347
01:22:09,324 --> 01:22:10,416
(CHUCKLES)
1348
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:14,187
Wait a minute,
I just invented a word! Ha-ha!
1349
01:22:14,362 --> 01:22:17,820
It's a thanks-giving!
You like that?
1350
01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:20,661
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
1351
01:22:20,835 --> 01:22:23,235
(ALL CHEERING)
1352
01:22:23,405 --> 01:22:25,305
REGGIE: Now, that I wasn't on the menu,
1353
01:22:25,473 --> 01:22:27,236
I could see the holidays
for what they were.
1354
01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:29,369
A time to share.
1355
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:33,812
A time to come together.
1356
01:22:34,649 --> 01:22:38,346
To be with the ones we care about
and who care about us.
1357
01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:43,716
I thought I wanted to be alone.
El Solo Lobo.
1358
01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:47,625
Which I later found out
was actually El Lobo Solitario.
1359
01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:52,323
Turned out I just needed to find
where I belonged.
1360
01:22:56,004 --> 01:22:57,972
Are you sure you won't stay here
with the flock?
1361
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,998
I'm a turkey of action, Reggie.
1362
01:23:00,175 --> 01:23:02,871
Well, then, I guess this is goodbye.
1363
01:23:03,078 --> 01:23:06,104
No, Reggie,
goodbyes are just hellos
1364
01:23:06,348 --> 01:23:09,317
carried across the wind
till our paths
1365
01:23:09,584 --> 01:23:11,051
intersect once again.
1366
01:23:11,219 --> 01:23:14,154
That's beautiful... and confusing.
1367
01:23:14,856 --> 01:23:18,383
(BOTH LAUGH)
1368
01:23:18,593 --> 01:23:21,619
Wild, undomesticated turkeys
of the past...
1369
01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:22,854
...I'll never forget you.
1370
01:23:23,031 --> 01:23:25,397
(ALL SHOUTING)
1371
01:23:25,797 --> 01:23:27,701
S.T.E.V.E.: Where would you
like to go, Jake?
1372
01:23:27,702 --> 01:23:31,502
Wherever we are needed, S.T.E.V.E..
Wherever we are needed.
1373
01:23:36,044 --> 01:23:39,104
So, is this turkey paradise?
1374
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,180
Oh!
(KISSING)
1375
01:23:43,651 --> 01:23:47,314
(SIGHS) Wow, you're moving pretty fast
for a Pisces.
1376
01:23:47,489 --> 01:23:48,786
Whatever that is.
1377
01:23:48,923 --> 01:23:51,050
(BLOWS NOSE)
1378
01:23:51,226 --> 01:23:52,250
(BOTH LAUGH)
1379
01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:53,950
S.T.E.V.E.: Oh, my.
1380
01:23:58,900 --> 01:24:01,266
(♪ SOCIAL DISTORTION: "UP AROUND THE BEND")
1381
01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:30,215
(WHIRRING, BOOM) Whoa!
1382
01:25:33,595 --> 01:25:36,120
Jake, what happened?
You were only gone like a second!
1383
01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:37,992
I've actually been gone for years.
1384
01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:40,828
Have you heard about the turducken?!
1385
01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:45,902
(CLUCKS)
(QUACKS)
1386
01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:50,904
("UP AROUND THE BEND"
CONTINUES)
99464
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