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(Juha :) Friday, 12.5 No memories.
(Juha :) Saturday 13.5 Shaking and scared.
(Juha :) I found a pill from my dads things.
(Juha :) I'm keeping it with me.
(Juha :) I'm holding the knife all the time.
(Juha :) Sunday 14.5 No memories.
(Juha :) Monday, 15.5 I quit drinking this time.
(Juha :) Head up and fucked.
(Juha :) In the evening, I fucked some more.
(Piia :) Erno! - Piia!
What? - My husband!
What the fuck? I'm gonna kill!
(Juha :) Hello!
Poop.
(Erno :) I'll kill you!
(Erno :) Fuck it!
You don't fuck with me.
(Juha :) Monkeys, fuck off.
Come on.
And now, ladies and gentlemen.
Full boogie on.
(Audience :) Good, Juha!
(Juha :) Tuesday, 16.5 No memories.
(Radio Announcer Woman :) You're too funny.
(Radio Announcer Man :) You know that feeling, when you're hungover and horny.
(Female Announcer :) Going for a lunch and all that and -
two fags sucking same shake through one straw, and -
then appears a warty hag, that sucks her fingers. Ugh! Yuk!
(Female Announcer :) Really awful!
Shouldn't rolls be more then one? - It's the last one.
It was just a roll left? - It's the last one.
By the way, good rolls.
A portion is at least six!
(Juha :) I have only one. Ma'am, now you ...
(Server :) Shut the fuck up!
(Waitress :) I can't give you more -
than I have.
(The guard one :) Hey, what are you doing? (The guard 2 :) Enough is enough! Well, fuck you!
(The guard 2 :) No, no, no, no, no. Is your name Pelle Hermanni?
That fucks with everyone. - Social services.
(The guard 2 :) Do you know what this is?
It's a stick. - A stick.
(The guard 1 :) I have a go with it. What do you say?
(The Guard 1 :) Aijai! Burns!
Thank you for the food. Goodbye. - He's running!
Bludgeon? (The guard 2 :) Hit!
Stop!
(Juha :) He was the second one!
Meat pie.
(Kristian :) Miss! Miss! Miss, stop!
(Kristian :) Miss, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt!
(Kristian :) I don't know everything! I'm sorry!
Welcome, Kristian.
(Kristian :) Juha.
You're naked.
Where the fuck is a clitoris?
(Kristian :) Cut the laughter.
Didn't you hear? Stop it.
You can't know everything!
Hahaha, you don't know.
Why can't you just simply say, what is it?
This is a pussy.
This is a clitoris. (Kristian :) And?
That small ball?
(Kristian :) Hello. How are you?
We start all over again?
So, Kristian.
Come on. - What?
I have to jerk off.
(Bar customer :) Now you go away! 71, I'm just lonely.
(Kristian :) Juha, ceiling is here.
(Kristian :) Surprise! - Get out!
(Pieru.) I'm sorry. Hey, I'm sorry.
So, Juha, you understand -
they aren't special they are ordinary people.
(Juha :) Wednesday, 17.5
(Juha :) I bought a lot of good, drinkable booze.
Asshole! - Do I get pussy?
You said that you have booze! Are you someone poor?
You drank it all! - What do you want? Cunt?
You hear, I want to understand you, if I give you some?
I'm flipping you off. It's american.
What? - I'm pissed off!
Shut the fuck up! - Don't rape!
Go to sleep. I'm old and sick man.
Wait a minute. The point is booze. Neighbor.
Juha. - What is it man?
Do you know what time it is?
Do you know that I have birthday today?
I got 31 today. - Congratulations.
Thank you, thank you. - Good night. 93, I need to acquire birthday champagne,-
because I have a great lady to follow. (Lady :) Booze!
So? - Kristian has sparkling wine. 96, But Kristian is in Korso, and I don't have a ride.
Well then.
But you have a moped. - Yes?
Lend it to me! - I won't.
Why? - I'm working and I have a moped.
You don't, so you don't have a moped. How simple is that?
You fucking clown!
(Juha :) Fucking cops!
Bitch fell off. Watch out!
What? - Fucking Jesus.
(Priest :) Catch the thieves, fucking cops! I'll kill you!
Is life generally disappointing? - It is. - Come on.
Is generally life disappointing? - It is.
Come on.
(The thief :) Get out!
Fuck!
(Police :) Drop the bottle!
Rabbit.
(Police :) Drop it!
Where am I?
Hey, buddy. You're at police station now.
(The blind :) Getting booked. But I'm not doing anything.
I've got a hole in my head. (The blind :) Let me touch.
(Juha :) Go ahead ...
(The blind :) God damn, this is bad wound. You want a bandaid?
Thank you.
You know friend, we drunks must stick together.
Hey Reinikainen, what are the charges? - You wait your turn.
Lay back now, I'll go and take a shit
but you can be sure that I'm coming back.
Bring some souvenirs.
I'm a fucking busy man. 128 of Lets get those papers in order.
Can't you see that I'm crazy about a printing job? Comiiing!
With which hand?
Maybe it was the ... (Freeman speaker :) Juha Berg.
Oh, welcome. 133, Sit down.
Lieutenant Freeman.
With which hand you were just wanking?
Oh yeah.
If you will talk about this to anyone -
you will be charged for slander.
Really?
You don't have any witnesses. - The blind saw it. 141 of Dumbass. Blind can't see.
I heard and saw it all!
What do you say now, Lieutenant Freeman?
What if ... Oh, my God!
Is there any ... - Get the fuck out!
You do not fucking yell at me.
At me? Fuck! And no. Huh? Fuck. At me!
At me, fuck! Fuck!.
At me, fuck!
Humor.
What if we make now that way, that
you forget about this and that -
and go to AA club meeting?
I could even tear up this time your long list of charges.
Time for a deal, or what?
(The blind :) Agree, Juha! For a dude itching on his balls that wants to go!
That is ...
Okay. - Haven't seen it.
And the AA club number.
And shake on it.
Or not. - Or not.
We'll meet again.
Woof woof.
Welcome.
(Juha :) Are you waiting for the ... - AA meeting?
(Juha :) So. - It's the right place.
Come here next to us, so we can wait together. 168 of Waiting is more fun that way.
Good day!
I'm Eino and the other one is Pena.
And there's lady Irmeli.
Oh, yeah. I'm actually ... - Shh. Mauno sings.
(Mauno Kuusisto to sing on the radio.)
Mauno eases the pain.
What the fuck?
Hey. Hello!
Cancer.
You're probably Juha. - Yeah.
(Tiina :) I'm Tiina. - Hey, Tiina.
(Tiina :) Welcome to the AA club.
Let's get married.
Yes, yes I am Juha.
But I'm no fucking alcoholic -
only the goodwilling user.
Is there something wrong with that? - It is!
After all, Tiina? - The first step.
"We admit our powerlessness over alcohol -
and that our lives have formed in such a way -
and we haven't been able to cope with it on our own."- You're fucking scary.
(Tiina :) The first step is to acknowledge that you're an alcoholic.
We are there for you, Juha. And Jesus is too.
Just say: "I'm Juha and an alcoholic."
It helps. - Hallelujah, and it is loud!
Oh, the strenght, -
that feeling of weightlessness when an alcoholic acknowledges he's problem!
It's like being filled with helium!
Eino, Pena and Irmeli just started.
Eino looks still pretty shaky at the top.
(Tiina :) Eino. There is nothing to worry about.
I am weak. (Pena :) Shut up.
Weak. (Pena :) Quiet!
Say you are Eino and an alcoholic.
I'm Eino and I'm an alcoholic! - Stop hiding then!
I want to. - Let's go to Bisse again! - Let's go!
(Tiina :) No! Sit down! Be quiet! Sit down!
I want ... - Sit down!
What's that guy doing here? - Says YOU!
Good!
Anyway it would be bloody awful, if vodka would be a problem.
(Juha :) Fucking drunks! Do not fuck with me!
(Juha :) What the devil? (The driver :) Cock!
(Juha :) Come and try! (Tiina :) Juha.
(Juha :) Go to call the cops!
(Juha :) But to find himasta hirveessรค drunk.
(Juha :) To fuck with the AA club!
(Juha :) Yes, I may be sobering up! (Tiina :) Do not cry!
(Tiina :) I'm not playing anything. (Juha :) Why don't you?
Because I think naively -
that everyone deserves a new chance, even you.
You're a bit slow, aren't you?
Juha, why are you drinking?
Stupid fucking question.
Who pays your wage?
I do, because ...
Because ...
Because ... (Tiina :) Because of what?
But hey. Fuck, are you even interested about people?
Do you want to see me as a victim, -
so you could feel yourself as Jesus?
Do you want, that I cry in front of you?
Do you want this, do you?
(Juha :) Time pervoa hello.
(Juha :) Do you want that I kneel -
and I apologize to the whole fucking world.
God, come to find me. Do not let me be fucked.
I want to heal. Give me strength. Help us my ...
(Grandma :) God bless you.
Keep hilusi - It was four euros.
It was not.
No! No!
My hands. I'm stuck.
We'll see you next week? For sure. And you ask for forgiveness from others.
You can't tell me how I need to live.
I don't do that. It's up to you.
(Jerk sounds.)
(Kristian :) Good morning! My dick looks just aweful!
(Juha :) Why are you tooting it to me? Go to a doctor.
(Kristian :) Sexually transmitted disease! (Juha :) Ugh, for fucks sake.
What goddamn lichen do you have there? Something hyphae.
I do not know. (Juha :) Evil looking.
(Juha :) It has to be disinfected.
Where are you going? - I have spirit here somewhere.
Hello, Juha! Found it!
(Juha :) What?
(Juha :) Where the hell is it now?
Of course when it's found, if's where it should be.
Hello! It's turpentine! - Aha.
(Juha :) Does it not hurt? - No. Who's this? - This is Tiina.
Oh, someone random or what? - No, I love her.
You are going to get married. You're gonna buy a house.
You'll get children. You're changing.
You reject me. You change!
I stay alone. You disappear.
I will die alone. I ...
(Kristian :) Let me go!
Welcome, neighbor!
Juha. - You know what?
Now get kurlaaminen stay.
There aren't bad decisions in life.
This is so.
Good for you, good for me.
Make a list of people, you have breached.
Take the phone in your hand and call each one at a time.
Ask for forgiveness.
Tell them that you have made the most important decision of your life:
giving up alcohol and adopted Jesus Christ to your life.
Hi there. (Tiina :) Juha.
The prodigal son returning home.
I'm sorry that I'm late.
I got you little gifts.
This is pretty stupid, but I didn't know what to ... - Thank you.
(Pena :) What is it? Ah, the cactus.
(Eino :) Thank you.
Nice pants.
Oh.
Thank you, Juha. Oh, and welcome back.
Now you're really in good company. - I hope so.
You're welcome. - What?
Oh, yeah.
I want to apologize for the last week.
I'm just pissed off ...
... irritated so easily.
And I do not know why.
(Tiina :) And ...
And I'm Juha and I'm ...
Al ... ...
I'm Juha and I'm an alcoholic.
Is this scrambled eggs? - Eat.
(Juha :) What?
I'll throw it at the wall. - Juha.
No, you won't.
No, I won't.
(Juha :) Not now.
I waited for you in the park. - No shit. Sorry, I forgot.
I waited for two hours.
(Juha :) You did not get in to the trouble in here.
(Juha :) This is the situation here. And who the fuck is that?
Oh jaha. - Welcome.
Will you ever have any Valentine's weekends for me?
Is there a problem? - Tiina, nothing to worry about.
Yeah, nothing.
Juha Berg, I'm hurt from here.
Kristian, where are you going?
Take your toy monkey with you!
(Tiina :) Who was that?
The highly esteemed friend Kristian -
and someone of whom I don't want to know nothing at all.
You could have gone with your friends.
Could have, huh? Why didn't you say anything?
I don't want to come between you and your friends.
As long as you don't touch alcohol. - So yeah, I won't drink.
Yes! Your turn.
Not even beer? - No.
Long drink? - No.
So I can just drink rootbeer. Home Wine? - No.
We have a deal, you and me. Throw!
Your relationship with King Alcohol is now over.
From now on you stay clear for the rest of your life.
Jess! Win!
(Kristian :) What's up? - We're watching a movie.
Why can't I come there then? - You just can't.
Let's go drinking. - Not thirsty. - Gay!
(Juha :) Oh, Satan ...
All right? - This is good stuff.
(TV :) Clear appears to be. - Yeah, yeah.
Damn, it's strong. - It is strong.
(Telly :) Did you put it to cool down?
I did, but I don't know, wheter it's cold enough.
Oh, wow.
(Telly :) Damn, it's strong. (Tiina :) Are you crying?
(Phone.)
Hello! (Kristian :) In Merihaka parking garage -
there's a lonely man hanging on a noose.
Good-bye and all the best.
Greetings to Tiina. (Juha :) Kristian! Kristian!
Hello? Hello?
Who was it? - Kristian. I have to go.
We agreed ... - There's a situation.
There is then ... - Didn't even come to my mind! Seeya!
Kristian! You fucking zooplankton!
I'm gonna drop you into the swamp!
You came.
No!
Did you? - What the fuck is going on here?
You! - You forsaken Kristian.
I found him. Man needs an other -
and I was the answer to his screams.
Kristian trained his neck muscles, -
because you never know, when the rope can snap.
Oberkommando der Wehrmacht Wilhelm Keitel -
hung 27 minutes. We will break the record.
Christian is ready to join the party. (Juha :) What fucking party?
Party where you eat shit, drink piss -
and shock your genitals with electric current.
(Michael :) If you close your eyes, can see the world, -
where everyone can be what they want?
If you see, you are welcome to join us.
That ... - Good, Kristian! Even fifteen minutes if you can.
Goddamn it!
(Kristian :) Mein Engel!
(Juha :) Thank you and goodbye!
Juha, don't go! - This is too weird for me.
(Michael :) You will drink with us from the cup of peace!
You would get a smile on your face and the blush on your cheeks.
Let's talk and get to know eachother. - My top. - Not thirsty.
That egghead with en ... (Mikael :) My name is Michael!
Has Tiina messed up your head? Didn't you hear what I said?
I have vodka! Free party, Juha! - I don't drink anymore.
(Kristian :) Good morning, Kallio!
(Kristian :) This is our place. (Juha :) Cheers!
(Juha :) Nothing but good night to everyone!
Hey, think ... Consider the city rabbits.
If you move ...
There's a lot of them here.
Then, they must somehow supposedly be worthless.
You then shoot them with something and they avoid -
then they have guns.
Although a black one could be all right to live longer.
Then they are exported to the Zoo and fed to the lions.
Surely I have even eaten a lion.
But why just the city rabbits?
Now the black one seems, that I have like ...
You're like my father -
and you're like my mother -
and together we are everything.
I have some things, which I would like to show you.
I know stories that are not just for every guy.
(Juha :) Stop it! We had a good flow and guy starts to shit on it.
You sayd that you want something tastier.
(Kristian :) Let the man poo, if he wants.
(Mikael :) Add the liquid, not the bones.
(Mikael :) Do we have more to drink?
(Juha :) Oo I've seen everything ...
(Kristian :) Do your folks poo in here too?
(Michael sings :) Stop, train
Wheels, change the direction of
Conductor, pull the brake
My mother's love Starving, fragile
See here Do not look for me
I love you!
Rabbits
(Juha :) Eat.
(Juha :) Oh!
(Tiina :) Welcome.
(Juha :) Oh, you're still here. - Yeah.
(Juha :) You don't know what happened yesterday.
You smell. - I'll brush my teeth.
Do you know where we go now? - I guess yes.
We'll now go for a run together. - I'm too tired.
You fucking piece of shit! Cock! Fuck! Ass!
Pap test! Warts! Fuck! Fucking piece of shit!
Come, goddamit, with me!
I'm too tired. I'm dying. - You deserve dying.
You'll die in the vodka bottle, which is your source of doom, -
despite how I try.
Are you alright? - Yeah, nothing to worry about.
(Tiina :) Are you even thinking of applying for a job?
(Juha :) Have applied. Didn't get it.
(Tiina :) Well, have you played sports? On a voluntary basis.
(Juha :) I have.
(Juha :) Damn!
But it's just not my thing.
Bullhit. - If I'd know anything.
Who would even hire me?
Take.
"Good work for school children or immigrants. "
Juha. I try.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, gentleman with a blue cap!
Are you talking to me? - Yeah, just you.
Have you heard that the reasons for the greenhouse effect are: -
left the vocational school at young age, -
Who can't read the label which says: "No ads"?
"Keep the trees standing. Thank you."
Have you heard?
The greenhouse effect?
Have you heard that you don't fuck with Juha Berg?
In fact, I am.
But he was a hippie.
You need to learn to control yourself. All others are.
What if I'm not like ...
all the others ...?
Hey.
How about this?
Juha Berg piano mover?
And of course you're insured?
Evil uncle. - Damn!
(Juha :) Thank you.
(Phone.)
Alcoholics helpful ear. What are you crying about?
I gotta stop binge drinking. - Well, stop it!
Now I found my expertise.
What's wrong with you? - What are you on about again?
Do not screw it up even more. - I'll do my best. - Reply.
Hello. Alcoholics helpful ear. - What is there to freak out about?
What made you want to play?
Motherfucker!
I want to get rid of the booze! - Right.
Now I tell you a legend of ass booze. - Booze ass?
It is a really ancient story. - Okay.
When on full moon you descend into the worst sewer system, -
you gonna see a beutiful bunch of drunkards.
Oh, oui, c'est un champagne.
(Juha :) Ask for a drink, praise and worship.
(Juha :) Unwrap the scarf and drink.
Buvons donc notre reports envie.
Il faut boire et reboire encore.
You'll see winners -
sucking booze from the ass of a dead bum. - Yuk!
What the fuck, Juha? - Do not swear, dammit!
You won't grab a drink after such an image.
(Phone.)
And now we do so -
that you can just take care of the job yourself -
doing whatever.
And I will not stand in the way.
When you have worked for a week without getting fired, -
we will continue from where we leave it now.
If you can't do it, -
I give up, raise my hands, -
I'll disappear from your life and never come back.
Aha, and now what?
Now you get the hell out of my sight.
You've changed. - You haven't.
(Tiina :) And Juha, one more thing.
Not a drop.
Not a single one.
Damn!
(Juha :) Can't look at this when sober.
(Juha :) I can't watch it when sober.
(Juha :) Just can't be sober ...
Okay. (TV :) Sweden leads 1-0.
(Michael :) Alles gut, Juha?
Well, not really.
Like those Swedish are such bastards, -
that they deliberately ruin everything.
Vissy tastes like shit.
(The neighbor :) Who threw the TV down? - I did!
Juha Berg, I'm warning you!
One day my patience runs out!
(Juha :) Stop your jabbering, curlyhead!
(Juha :) Beers!
Drink. Drink.
(Kristian :) Drink! Drink!
I won't.
This is all a womans fault! All a womans fault!
What did you say? - Nothing. - Good.
What is it, Juha? - Tiina will leave me, if I don't get work.
It's fucking hard, because they require experience.
How do you get experience, when no one is hiring?
Have you applied? - Well, that's it!
Give up.
Mine! - Mine.
Don't drink! (Kristian :) Do! Don't drink! (Kristian :) Do!
I won't.
Crazy! Buy your own! - Egghead!
Better than bald. - Do you want to die? - Come on.
Friends, stop!
Juha Berg.
Have you ever dreamed to become a private entrepreneur?
It needs a niche and a youngest. (Kristian :) Bingo.
Young and handsome male to give love and warmth -
for a fee to all you ladies.
I'm almost sober and don't smell like cigarettes.
Also I can keep my mouth shut.
If desired, I'll make a strong coffee.
My phone number is 071 086.
But, hey, what is your cup size?
Play. - Fuck me.
Fuck me, beautiful man.
(Woman :) Fuck, ugly whore!
(Woman :) Fuck, Satan! Fuck, ugly whore!
Fuck!
(Woman :) Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck!
I guess it's not that.
(Juha :) At least I tried. - Oh.
Oh you, after all you did.
(Juha :) Seriously.
Don't explain.
I didn't tell you, -
because we hadn't agreed, what is okay.
No, you didn't say anything about ... - My God, you're ...
(Juha :) If I apologize?
Think, what you sayd, -
even if I would consider this? (Juha :) Is that wrong?
That you would fuck around and share your pussy?
Oh my God, you're such a -
fucking pathetic brat.
(Tiina :) Little Juha.
I fucking am?
Dammit, dammit.
You don't know, little slut, with who you're talking to.
You don't fuck with me.
Good, undrinked vodka.
Die. - Fuck ...
What?
(Juha :) Sunday 24.12
(Male :) Merry Christmas!
(Juha :) Tired.
(He sings :) And so Christmas returned to North again
Christmas came to the heart
Guys, now it's this way, that one of us is a single man again.
My woman took off when she didn't manage to deal with my goofing around.
Dammit, when I drove home, there wasn't more than a single fork, -
a knife, a table and a plate.
There wasn't even a small bench left, after all of it.
Now the hut is empty and echoing eerily -
it's harsh for me to drink the last bottoms.
The poor, losers, can't afford to fall in love.
That's learning the life the hard way, dammit.
So, dammit.
Hey buddy, but here we'll always be friends.
Can I offer you something?
White Russian.
Could I get a White Russian? - Of course.
Thanks, buddy. Thank you. - Don't mention it.
Hey, buddy.
Make the second one lactose free White Russian.
I get messed up with those ordinary White Russians.
(He sings :) .. now create your shine ... ...
A good song!
(He sings :) ... there Finlands furthest!
(He sings :) And then when Sun will turn off your shine
(He sings :) bless the land of memories!
Raise. Let's make it easier.
Thanks, buddy. Thanks!
Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas, buddy! - Cheers!
Jingles, jingles in the glass, hey! (Juha :) Jingles!
Most lovely and dearest for me is Finland!
Praise the song from Sylvian
No need to be bitter.
The sun shines for us.
When one belives in it. Right, buddy? (Juha :) That's right.
I said, the lactose free White Russian.
(Poke :) Hey, put the fag out.
(Poke :) You're still fucking puffing?
(Poke :) Put your fag out, you hear?
(Juha :) Come on, it's the last hand-rolled cigarette.
(Juha :) Just the last fucking fag.
(Juha :) Hey ...
(Poke :) Let's go. (Juha :) Fuck, he's blind!
(Juha :) Peace, peace.
(The blind :) Thanks, buddy. - It's a blind drunk!
(The blind sing :) most lovely and dearest for me is Finland ...
(Poke :) Thanks, buddy.
(Poke :) "Thanks, buddy!" Fuck!
You forgot this here.
(Juha :) Monday, 25.12
So tired.
(Kristian door :) Juha.
(Kristian :) Come open the door! - Go away.
(Kristian :) Juha!
(Kristian :) Juha! - Go away.
(Michael :) Juha! - Go away.
(Clown :) Juha!
(Juha :) Hey guys!
Juha! (Juha :) Don't touch.
So that ... would've just spent the new years eve with you.
That too, you want to miss I guess.
Here are the rockets and all.
(Mikael :) Booze, hot dogs, potato salad.
So, even the spring is a long time away.
Wouldn't be weird to spend the new year.
Haven't seen you for a while. I'm worried. - Fuck you.
Okay.
Wait a minute. (Juha :) No, don't go!
Booze.
Happy new year!
(The neighbor :) Keep quiet!
Whore! Bleed, bloody fuck!
Dammit!
By the way, Juha, shoudn't you go to sleep?
And now ...
Hi there! - Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
There is raging poltergeist upstairs.
Let's go in?
(Police :) Shouldn't we wait for soldiers?
This is not necessary.
Boys, we're going through the door like a ram.
(Lieutenant Freeman :) After them!
Bald one is mine!
You don't fuck with me.
Emergency Center. - Good evening to you.
Do you need help? - On Vaasa street a man is dying.
(Kristian :) Good morning, Juha.
We brought some gifts.
(Kristian :) Open them when you get home.
Couple a bottles of booze.
Here's a card. (Kristian :) Now you rest properly.
(Kristian :) Sleep. When the doctor says ...
(Juha :) Oops.
Will you untie me?
Buddy, -
drunks stick together.
(Juha :) Kristian, untie me.
Michael.
(Juha :) Hello.
Hey.
(Nurse :) Okay. (Juha :) Let go! Get off!
(Nurse :) Grown man but behaving like a child.
(Juha :) Let go!
(Nurse :) Got it! (Nurse 2): That's it!
(Kristian :) Juha! (Michael :) Juha!
(Kristian :) Juha!
(Kristian :) Go Juha! (Michael :) Good Juha!
(Freeman :) Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
(Freeman :) Where is he? - Who?
Well, his, his body. Berg! - Not found.
What? - At least not yet.
Huh? - After all, he could have swim away.
But this bag.
Well, the bottles are still here.
That guy would never leave two vodka bottles undrinked.
He's dead.
Society would like to thank.
Finally, there's peace in the country!
Good work, everyone!
Oh damn, I'm now in the mood for celebration!
Lieutenant Freeman.
It's water.
Ai jai jai.
See the thing is ...
(Singing) It all started When I quit
Then, to celebrate the occasion on a fully loaded shark
And that's nothing like prohibition law
A bottle went around in a circle and only grinned
a drop will not take you away and a bucketfull won't kill
When the top is reached, just keep going, but
a drop will not take you away and a bucketfull won't kill
When the top is reached, just keep going, but
Life is boring, if it isn't sometimes celebrated
Well, who is able to be always sober
Lets go at the same pace week in a row
Rinse all the troubles from within
a drop will not take you away and a bucketfull won't kill
When the top is reached, just keep going, but
a drop will not take you away and a bucketfull won't kill
When the top is reached, just keep going, but
We are all here for just a few moments
It's quite unnecessary luck to put together on the top
It's another time, that drinking time
Drink it all now and others drink aswell
Let's go now small drop don't make a difference
Once you have started You can drink even two
a drop will not take you away and a bucketfull won't kill
When the top is reached, just keep going, but
just keep going, but
keep going
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