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What the fuck were you doing? Fuck you.

I was busy with something.

- I waited 15 minutes! - Sorry, sorry.

I don't want to listen to your crap. Don't let it happen again.

I won't, I won't... Sorry.

Boss, got a headache?

Then, can you still fight?

Are you hungry?

No.

Don't worry.

It's on the house.

I have to go.

Where are you going?

Wait.

There's someone who would like to meet you.

It's the mother from yesterday. She wants to thank you.

I came to thank you for saving my baby.

Thank you.

Take care. Eat healthy food.

Take good care of the baby.

- Thank you. - No worries. Off you go.

I think you dropped this.

You have papers?

Dragon Palace is good place to be.

Full of opportunities.

Dat, cook Chinese cabbage. She will join us for dinner later.

You're here. Come in.

Was she the one who saved the baby?

Mmm-hmm. Yes, that's right. She's the one.

I had no idea that she's so tiny.

Yes, she's short and skinny.

She looks like a little boy.

Hmm. You should add a few inches to her height.

Sure, no problem.

I'll take some photos of her.

Okay.

That's enough.

Don't take any more.

What about your name?

Do I just choose one?

Yes, a new name and new life at Dragon Palace.

Hmm. Maybe, Rikke Andersen?

Rikke Andersen?

Not good.

What about Isabella Christensen?

Hmm.

No. It doesn't suit her.

Let's think of another one.

Cimona.

Mum?

"Yes, my darling?"

I need to suck blood again.

"Just make sure you do it in the barn."

Like grandfather.

"Yeah. Like grandfather.

And like Uncle Blood Tooth."

Yeah, that would be the ultimate.

He was the greatest murderer of them all.

"Even your grandfather saw the angel of death in him."

I wish I could have seen the gardens of torture.

"Yes. We've all dreamed of it.

Do you have a victim in mind?"

Yeah.

"Whom?"

I don't know her,

but she's been communicating with me.

"Behind my innocent exterior

hides an uncontrollable lust,

which I'm excited to share with you,

for the first time ever."

"Nicklas."

Yeah, Mum?

I love you.

Mum.

Yes, darling.

When is Dad home?

In about a week, I think.

Do you miss him?

I need to flex my muscles.

Mr Chiang,

what... What brings you here?

It's my head.

You heard about Mr Chiang's head, right?

Yes. I feel bad that you're suffering, too.

I heard you got a new girl.

Is that right?

Miu?

Miu, I need your help.

A man's here.

He's got migraine.

He's my boss.

I can't say no to him.

Please help me.

Just this once.

Okay.

Mr Chiang, this is the girl with miraculous powers.

I brought her here for you.

Take off your jacket and shoes.

How did it go?

He's sleeping.

Sleeping? What did you do?

What?

What are you doing?

What's in there?

Nothing.

I know Mr Chiang has your daughter.

I've done something stupid.

If I don't pay,

Mr Chiang...

I'll never get my daughter back.

Mother Hulda!

Mother Hulda!

Yes?

Mr Chiang, are you feeling better?

Much better.

I feel like I've slept for a century.

That's good.

Good thing it wasn't that long.

You just slept for 18 hours.

I'll remember this.

Where is the girl?

She isn't here. I'll go and get her.

Would you like to eat a bit first?

I'm almost done, and you haven't even finished one?

Don't worry, it'll be ready soon.

I didn't even ask you to make the more complicated ones.

Your... Hey, this one is done now.

- Is it? Okay, coming. - Come over here and add the shrimp.

Chop some more, that's not enough.

Yes, of course.

How can that be enough for so many people?

Dat, hurry up and get me that dessert.

- All right, no problem. - Hurry up.

- Okay, no problem. - Don't overfry those bananas.

If they're overdone, they're no good.

Where's Mr Chiang?

He left.

He just left?

But he left a message.

Yeah?

He hopes your pigs are hungry.

Why are you here? Get to work!

- Yes, all right. Okay. - Hurry!

Dear God, please don't blame me.

I have no choice.

I just want my daughter back.

You're lucky.

Once dead, you're released.

This is my last farewell to you.

This is how I repay Mr Chiang.

No body,

no crime.

Valborg?

Valborg.

Where the hell is that pig?

Hi, Father.

Hello, my boy.

I've been sailing the seven seas.

Out there on the ocean,

I had an epiphany.

You know, your mother and I are very grateful for the joy

that is serving you forever and ever.

Before I embark again on new adventures

to uncivilised continents,

I have a gift for you

which shall remind you of my epiphany.

The bond between mother and son is the strongest there is.

I accepted this for a long time.

But then I began to question it.

After all,

you see, you and I share an element that binds us together.

An element that everyone envies.

Strives for. Dreams about.

The ultimate symbol of power that our Lord created.

Know what it is?

A prick.

♪ You say you love me But you don't know why ♪

♪ I can see it there By the look in your eye ♪

♪ Do yourself a favour, count me in ♪

♪ Doesn't cost much, boy But it's easy to win ♪

♪ I can help you hold on ♪

♪ Everything you do is wrong ♪

♪ Oh, it's easy to face the music If you know the style ♪

♪ In your nightlife, baby You seem to sing forever ♪

♪ Its sleepy people You're all together ♪

♪ But the mist from your eyes You don't see too well ♪

♪ But the world has got you Under its spell ♪

♪ I can help you hold on ♪

♪ Everything you do is wrong ♪

♪ Oh, it's easy to face the music If you know the style ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

So how did your pig actually die?

I don't know.

It just lay there.

It was my favourite pig.

Yeah, that's, sad, very sad.

Yeah.

Look at that one, with its arse pointing at us.

Damn good pig, that one.

Does he eat a lot?

Yeah, well,

that's to say,

you don't want a pig who eats everything, do you?

I do.

I want one with a big appetite.

Well, we also have free-range pigs outside.

They eat anything.

If they can eat like you drink, that's good.

Goddamn. Yeah.

Hey, shut up! Shut up!

So, do we have a deal, then?

Yeah.

How much is it?

You have to talk to Beate.

Is she here?

She's up in her castle.

Why is it so much this time?

It's free-range.

It's had a good life.

But 10,000 is a lot, you know.

Let's say 2,000.

If you want a good pig, you have to pay.

I don't pay 10,000 kroner for shoes that cost 20,000.

Okay.

Five.

Are you Chinese?

No.

Where are you from?

I don't know.

Will you leave us while your Chinese friend comes to her senses?

You stress me out, staring at me like that.

Honey, have you seen my leather trousers?

I think they're in the closet.

What's going on here?

The Chinese want to buy a pig.

Interesting.

How's it going?

Just fine.

I'm just making sure I get paid.

Don't take my wife too seriously.

She's as cold as ice when it comes to money,

but she's full of love

when it comes to her vagina.

Would you like to see my prick?

No thanks.

I sense you have no idea of its importance.

It's a great cultural asset.

As a Chinese, you should appreciate that.

It's been featured in many artistic projects.

It's true.

My husband's organ is world-famous.

Okay.

What are you doing now?

Spreading my sperm.

I've dedicated my life to travelling the world

and teaching people a new sexuality.

It's about the power one has when one possesses a cock.

Okay.

Well, I hope we can agree on five.

There's something evil in that place.

Yeah.

It's been there for generations.

It's not a good place.

I have to go back.

I saw a spirit.

Who was it?

Someone I knew.

A young, beautiful girl

called Cimona.

I have to find out why she's there.

Shall I come with you?

No.