Original subtitles

Okay.

Man well, right.

This for you?

25 for the vehicle and 30 for the transport of the livestock.

Put down one horse and your signature right there.

You said one horse.

And it's only one right?

No, it's an elephant.

You mean really big horse?

No, I mean an elephant.

Look Sir.

The call, said one.

Ohh.

What the fuck is that?

Holy shit, is that a fucking hell elephant.

Kind of bad communication, bad communicate.

This is a truck for fucking horses, man.

What do I look like, a God damn Maharajahs

and Jordan invited to a party.

Ohh.

With this, obviously.

We're God.

Come on.

But the book?

Fuck.

Now.

Full.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Get up the kid.

Good evening.

Hope Sir.

What exactly is going on here?

Well, we're yeah.

I work for doing well and we're transporting the entertainment

for a party at his house.

That's an elephant.

Yes, you got a permit.

I didn't know we needed one.

Can't drive an elephant without a permit.

Could make an exception.

How's the guests looking for tonight?

It's impressive.

Hmm.

What kind of stars are we talking about?

Someone said garble, I think.

Ohh yeah, yeah.

I mean that's where I heard.

So we're talking an elephant plus Scarborough plus others tonight

at Don Wallace House, is that right?

That's right.

Sounds like this party in town.

My cousin lives in Reseda with his wife and kids.

We'll see if they're free.

Who the fuck are all these people?

Nobody.

3/8.

Ohh.

You like that?

Wait, we have body guys?

Can you ask Molly to give his board keep bugging me for for work?

Okay.

Would you mind showing me to the upstairs bathroom?

My picture?

It's here down the hall.

Sisters are very steep.

I think they carry.

Evening, Madam.

Lovely to see you.

I have to steal him, I'm afraid.

What did you say to Eleanor?

Eleanor St.

John?

Never speak to her.

Ever talks to you?

Then pretend like you don't understand English.

Get it?

Get it, get it to me.

Upstairs where Tom keeps his underage girls.

Yeah.

Ohh that came out of fucking nowhere.

You have to pay for that man.

Ohh okay.

Who are you?

I'm security.

He kind of shoot at your job.

You have statues coming out of nowhere everywhere you fucking turn.

You're very lucky I don't report you.

What do you think you're going, man?

I'm going inside.

And Ellie Leroy, dummy.

Okay, I think.

Come here.

I think what's happened is my assistant has put me under my stage name.

Milly.

Doug, you're not really Duff.

OK, what the fuck is your what is your name?

What is your precinct?

I'm a security guard.

We don't have pressure but cannot have a job.

Fucko, listen, I know you wish you were.

Ohh, I think you wish you're eating.

They're waiting for you.

Emmanuel.

I'm unwell.

I heard you.

Oh, I didn't need your help.

Ohh believe her?

Why not?

She's kind of ugly start in 30 years you will be big star anymore.

Tell her grandkids now is alright.

What's her name?

I'm not ready to start.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Yeah, it's your contract with don't have one.

I think you want to become a star, honey, you don't become a star.

You either are one or you wait.

I am.

Ohh great.

Do you know where I can find some drugs?

You just keep playing.

That's the idea.

It's going to come through the front and just kind of stammering.

Are you serious?

Just stay out of his life.

Now you know I can't afford to get injured.

You shut the fuck up.

What?

You heard me wanting bitch.

Excuse me?

You see how he just talks to me?

I'll talk to you like this.

Because every time we play in these, you play a fucking flat.

If that elephant dropped its elephant ass.

Your face.

Maybe you'll be home long enough to fucking break.

I practise 9 hours a day, you fuck.

Yeah, but I mean on sexy cock sucker.

Fucking done for this.

God damn mess.

Tell it to Wallach.

Where's the Mexican?

Morphine, opium, either.

Heroin, Coke allowed the 14th sand.

Ohh, I feel disappointed.

And all I do is I give and I've given you.

I don't even know where are you?

Where are you?

Bella Domanda, stop speaking fucking Italian.

I've got Amelia illumia lingua.

No, no, it's not.

I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you.

Do you understand?

Our marriage is a noble.

I am unhappy.

Not fucking Italian.

You are from fucking shawny.

You've got your fraud, delina.

Compressed with one more.

One more word in Italian and I will divorce you.

One more, OK?

Okay.

Issues.

Stand

out.

Get the fuck out of the car.

Go.

Hey.

God damn.

I want a divorce.

Hello.

Wanna know damn more than me?

Yeah.

Morning, Dale.

Evening, Mr Conrad, evening.

Jack Oh my God.

Yeah, I haven't seen it since.

Yeah.

Jackie, I have a good story for you.

We just.

My jumper.

Jack, you know.

If you ask me, hey, you too.

Congrats okay with March the 17th for the 19th.

Thursdays are always classic.

Hey, send Charlie bottle of bourbon and get hold of his negative.

Make sure I don't look too shiny.

Yes, Mr.

Tony.

Google.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I think we have a problem.

We do.

This table only has one bottle.

We're going to need 8.

We're also going to need two gin rickeys

and orange blossom with Brandy.

Three friends, 70 fives.

Can you do a corpse survivor?

Gin, Lemon, triple SEC and Kina Lillet with a dash of AFS?

Two of those, okay, two gin Rickey's.

You know, to get my attention.

I am so sorry, Mr Conrad.

John,

I just wanted you to look my way.

Jen I'd always look your way.

Sir George won't come out of the car.

He's insisting I drive him off the nearest Cliff.

Private.

Be right back.

She said no, huh?

After all we've been through, well, to be fair, Georgie

did just meet her a week ago.

But we have a special.

God damn it.

I know, buddy,

but you're not gonna kill yourself over it.

Save the ring and come on inside.

There's a girl asking after you.

Yeah.

That's right.

There you go, buddy.

Who's the guy?

God.

Ohh matters for me.

I'm good.

What?

In their drunk okay.

Of course, I don't go game well.

I'm cooking all the time.

I just.

Don't make me do it alone.

Okay, I know you.

Okay, I don't know, maybe Niagara Falls.

You know, Roy actually in French means king.

And I added the left, so it's Nelly the king.

I mean that.

What about you?

Where would you go?

Sorry.

If you could go anywhere in the whole world,

where would you go?

Anyway.

I don't know.

Always want to go to the movies.

It yeah yeah, movies it.

Tell me why.

What?

Yeah.

Tell me why.

How long is it to?

Why?

I just want to be part of something bigger,

I guess bigger than what?

Because when this

ohh no bigger than my life.

Bigger than scooping elephant shit.

Bigger.

Better.

Important.

Something important.

Part part something important, something that lasts.

That means something.

I love that answer.

Yeah I wanna go with a movie site too.

It is.

Or at least I want to be there work there and learn there.

I I don't know.

I just love what love watching movies do you know like watching sit there

and you're watching the movie and they're.

You have to be in your own shit and fucking life.

Exactly.

You can be in their life or wherever, wherever, whatever the fuck you want.

When you come in the fucking this place, you can be like a gangster.

I don't know, the people dancing movies and people die in movies

and they're not really dead.

It's fucking amazing.

They're not really dead.

Like literally kill me.

And nothing happened for real.

But but at the same time is is something even more important than life.

You can feel it.

Like it.

I don't know.

Movies are sad.

Sometimes movies are fucking happy.

You feel something.

One day you'll need to be on the movie set.

Watch together.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

You know what I want to do?

Yeah.

Be with me.

Yeah.

You.

Me.

Yeah.

You know you're not bad looking.

Thank you.

And now the Rose petal of the rising sun misslady, they you.

There's one pet I like to pet.

Every evening we get set.

I stroke it every chance I get.

It's my girl's pussy.

So you're being queries and another parent.

And I love the thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers.

It's my girl's.

Cause I'll do anything for my sweetheart.

She won't sleep too fast and not talk to too.

This has removed my loves when stroking my girls.

Pussy.

Hey, Lady Faye comostas.

I didn't get the part, but reading the titles on it,

I'm stuck doing another costume picture.

My wife's divorcing me.

Want to trade.

Ohh.

A woman is something, you know.

She was completely honest with me.

God no.

Jen.

Listen, I need a favour.

You know my old friend George over there.

One of you go talk to him.

Tell him you were asking after.

And seven were there.

Yeah, that's.

I'm not asking you to fuck him.

Just, you know, make him

feel.

Special.

Hmm.

Doj's sign in.

I love this song.

No, I've been looking all over for you.

You've got a serious fucking situation.

There's no accent except down the main staircase.

Nothing in the back.

No.

You got to go through the ballroom.

Everyone will see her.

Is there a doctor?

No, they're all high down there.

Maybe they won't care if we take it out now.

She's a fucking kid and she looks like she's dead.

Which is the elephant?

We'll bring him through the front.

Everyone will look at him.

No one will look at her.

There's only two don't want to save the elephant?

Fine.

Get the Wrangler.

Jimmy.

You carry the girl with me, then you drive her to the hospital.

Now she'll be able to work tomorrow.

Is there a fucking problem?

No.

She's in the bar scene and made off.

Yeah, Jane Thornton.

That's her bar shoes tomorrow, doesn't it?

Yes.

Who the fuck invited her?

Ohh.

I did, you blunt mother fucking piece.

Can you?

Hey.

No, she is.

You go with her mom.

What the fuck?

Yeah.

All right, capitan.

Just one more drink for old times sake.

Sir.

I just want to say thank you for the work.

And I was wondering if perhaps next time you or Mr Walek might have

something for me on the set.

I'll do anything.

I can paint, I can cook, I can clean, I can do coffee.

Good.

Thank you.

Oh,

I'm going to raise you.

Need to be on set 3 hours?

You better get some sleep.

Gentlemen, you have a good night.

Daddy.

He like grant.

You could see me now.

All the cunts in Love Island

called me the ugliest man in the neighbourhood.

Well, let them see me now.

Can you believe this, nanny?

Hey Josie.

Hey Dana, why don't you kiss my royal Angelino pooch?

Look at them.

Night night, honey.

Don't worry about that.

Of course not.

Chico hey, Chico.

Jack Conrad's passed out.

Use one of Walt's cars to take him home.

Hello

Sir.

And do you have keys?

Why you don't?

Ohh.

Ohh.

Musica.

See.

See.

Come here twice.

As me at the opera, I would have made honest folks happy.

Well, if you excuse me.

Ohh.

None.

Morning.

See my point.

Here.

Ohh.

His mom always said, I don't see how you can marry someone who hates her face.

Ohh.

You know we got to do.

Ohh.

We got to redefine the form.

The man who was gassing in your tank goes to the movies.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Because he feels less alone there.

Don't we owe him more than the same old shit?

You the guys in Europe with the 12 tone,

you got Bauhaus architecture, fucking Bauhaus, you know?

And we're still doing costume pictures.

Dinosaurs, kid.

So when you go to Beverly Hills for meatballs and mint juleps

to reminisce about the old days when they can't see,

there's so much more to be done.

We've got to innovate.

We've got to inspire.

We got to dream beyond these pesky shells of flesh and bone.

Match those dreams onto celluloid and print them into history.

Turn today into tomorrow

so that tomorrow's lonely man may look up at that flickering screen and say,

for the very first time, you wreka, I am not the alone.

Yeah.

Hi.

And I'm going to bed.

Hey, where did you go?

Even.

Yeah, I like you.

I want you to take me Saturday.

I want you by my side.

You okay with that?

See.

You ever been on a movie set before?

You know.

You'll see.

Most magical place in the world.

So it's.

Five, yeah.

Madonna.

There.

It's only five of us.

Some.

Before you fucking I don't wanna fucking discounting.

Are you?

I am.

Morning.

Time to go make a movie.

Gosh.

I'm with me.

Not

good for hangovers.

You you're new.

You're new here.

Your first bag is free.

One bag or two?

One and you're paying this time.

Thank you.

Frankie, we are not shooting yet.

Put down the fucking glasses.

Who fuck is this?

Look all the kids.

This is who they found.

What happened to the 10th bar you need?

Ohh.

Go.

Just go get her made-up.

Yes, just shoot the man or something.

No tits.

No tits, alright, no tits.

Everybody would shoot the man.

Fox downloading my movie.

I love him on camera in 5 minutes.

Please, please jacks around me.

What about pancakes, dude?

He can serve.

Or do you let the pancake do the warming?

Keep the server, I agree.

That there is George Munn, best producer in the business,

and my oldest power

except patrol over there is Jim Kidd.

That's where the Wild West made his name.

Killing apaches.

Lives in Brentwood now.

Georgie, what's up on Cheeseburger's ass today?

They actually want to renegotiate their pay.

I do not pass the extra.

Well, put the kid on.

The kid?

Yeah, the kid.

The Mexican I brought, he's great.

What's your name?

Right, Manuel.

Manuel's great.

Put Manuel on it.

You have experience with strikes.

Yes.

Okay.

Good.

Well, these are all junkies from Skid Row, so they're pretty violent.

God.

For you, that's the cock sucker.

They said to screw us.

Gentlemen, I believe you all agreed to a base work,

and I believe I agreed.

Awareness night, but the asshole of the first spell that they said over.

Ohh.

This is where you kiss your Britannia.

She has led you to your destiny, through fate, through your lifetime.

To this moment, yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to play it, Adagio.

Yeah, for the music.

Poetry.

All art aspires to music.

I like it out.

Sandwich, but it is Dolly doing here.

Gary.

My world three.

How's that for Cameron?

Much better route this.

Christ.

Is somebody gonna fix her face?

Get her out of here.

Fuck sake.

What's your name?

Tim.

You're fired.

You get the fuck off this set.

God.

Ohh.

Mother fucker.

Marbled meadows metamorphose

into the mediaeval plains of Liberia.

Soldiers swarm the fields like flecks of paint from a madman's brush.

As your humble servant bears witness

to the latest of the moving pictures and magic tricks.

Ohh, why do I bother?

Look at these idiots.

I knew proof student.

He's dead.

He did have a drinking problem.

Probably ran into himself.

It's a disease.

Your coffee was dreadful.

Watson and the fireworks.

The end.

Earth for the Clayton movie.

Sir, I think you're tense in the line of fire

on the let it out and post.

I think we could get hurt when you phone Jack every time

you wear prosthetic we lose the money.

Too expensive and you'll never get glorious once.

Why no Swanson?

He does leads on right now.

Thanks Abby.

Who glorious Swanson.

Jack Conrad, this might need some advice.

You know all the young up and comers well,

I need a real discovery for the part in my movie.

What do you suggest?

Why discovery?

Well, this role requires real range.

A range I just don't think starts.

Excuse me.

Roxy's better agent.

God damn it, we talked about this.

Sorry, what?

No, I didn't.

Laura, you have buckets of charge.

This is real drama.

We're talking about Shakespeare level stuff.

Of course you could do Shakespeare.

You would be spectacular in one of his fluffier plays.

Laurie, you're taking this wrong way.

Well, I'd like to work with you too.

No, I'm afraid it's impossible.

It's got to be a discovery.

We couldn't force star fees even if we wanted to.

Really

well.

How about I talk it over the studio?

I can't speak for them, of course, but I'll do my best.

Okay then.

Bye now.

She'll do it for cheap.

I'll take the money I saved you

and put it towards the God damn fireworks shot.

God.

They fucking hard this mother fuckers.

This is the last one.

What happened?

But we lost all 10 cameras.

What about sexy?

You make a camera run right now for the sunsets in three hours.

And Joey, now you tell him to speed.

In the mean time he has a flag sticking to his chest.

Larry.

Why?

He ran into it himself.

Right arm.

Sunday, gilden.

Yeah, 1312 going to give him that card, you tell me.

Work for mine.

Okay, there's a shot.

Flirt with men.

Dance.

Get up on the table and that's it.

Just don't look the fucking camera, please.

This and camera.

And music.

Hi boy.

Santa, get me wet.

Another please.

That one's for you, snowing.

Love you.

Hey, baby grant.

Where you going?

Okay, start dancing please.

Bauhaus, you know what I mean by Bauhaus, don't you?

Not as it relates to this or no.

And then he says as a lot of these mother fucker type it.

And then he says frankly, Scarlett, you're a cunt.

Type it.

Man #3, I can see your erection.

All right, talk it.

Just tuck it up.

Hi I work from Sir George.

Man, we need the camera for Strasburger show.

Ohh yeah.

What kind of camera?

135 millimetre?

Is it a 2708 model or 2709?

I'm not sure is there a big difference.

Um, yeah.

Hey, Donnie.

What?

The guy up here wants to know if there's a big difference

between a 2708 and a 2709.

Do you have either?

Nope.

Every camera has been loaned down

once, coming back in half an hour though.

Half hour, but it's a 2709.

30 minutes for the 22nd or 30 minutes?

27309.

Are you married?

Wife died.

Ohh currently.

Sorry.

Hey next part this will come in shaking prostitution back in the day

so when you see her crying shame and a big tears big, you got it.

They've gone.

Fucking kidding me.

What's wrong with you?

5 minute warning from this war.

That's mine.

It's like 20 minutes to continually withdraw.

Do I take you can look at least 90 in this traffic?

We've got an 8 part sign out process.

Let me go try to find a pin.

Is it?

I guess this is what is going on here.

Look at this more and tears.

We seem to be out.

Haven't used any thought it was.

But of Luke?

Yes.

Fucking.

She can't cry.

She doesn't.

Random horror from all this.

Cut.

Hiya, I'm Nellie Leroy.

So we go in again.

Fuck you, mother fucker.

I'm so sorry.

God, you gave us a beautiful light and I squandered it.

Don't have any fucking light now.

Although you shut the fuck with 20 cameras, you idiot.

What is it?

Bullshit.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

What cameras here.

My cameras here.

Take 2 absent.

Okay, do you think you could hold for two weeks with the tears gushing?

So eyes, water for two, and then the third beat.

I'm going to do a light effect and that's when you got what does it do?

Three.

Yeah.

Yes.

Hey, let's do it.

Any notes on my entrance?

They're fine.

Ready for you, Mr Conrad.

I'll watch it.

Water,

light and tears.

What?

Okay, you desk.

This is nice, but could you by any chance

have the same thing with less tears once you're tired?

Let's do this.

Was really good.

Employ the toes.

Ohh hey with

cameras up the hill, Mr Conrad.

Yeah.

We'd better hurry.

My beautiful baby boy, come, come, come give idea.

But then I remember you are sad and lonely man right here.

No one will ever love you but her, and she's only in your head.

OK, last month, so I know her.

No, she's in your head.

No, no, no last look.

No last.

Just get the fuck out of fucking kill you.

We're losing the light.

We run out.

We roll, roll, roll, roll.

What?

Music.

And action.

Action.

Got the fire.

Don't stop the camera.

Keep rolling.

Keep rolling.

Canon.

Smith.

Now look at this more.

We're trying to hide the shame.

You're trying to be strong, you're trying to bury the pain,

but you can't hold back that one.

Final damn.

And cut, cut.

We got it.

Who the fuck is that?

What you saying?

My movie.

I love you.

I love you.

Yes,

you see the butterfly.

Who's right in the time zones?

I gotta ask you something.

Yeah.

Is it?

Okay, it was incredible.

I just.

How do you do it?

Just tear up over and over like it's nothing.

Let's think about them.

So, Jackie boy, I just think it turned out people want to kiss.

We give them the kiss of Madame.

I can't help but wonder, don't we have a higher calling?

We're really excited about our new discovery, Nellie Leroy.

She's here tonight.

Can you point her out to me?

Yeah, she's the one having sex with the ice sculpture.

We're all very fond of her.

Need.

Friends of the tail in three more of the man.

Well, yes, I saw Olga put singing to herself in Hungarian,

and I think I'm in love in two dozen roses to her dress

from every morning this week.

You know she doesn't speak English.

You just love.

Let's do a title here.

I've been in fashion shows too.

They wrote me the least dressed woman in Paris

and when it looks like the guy asks or something, have them ask her name

and have her reply no names.

Just call me the wild child.

Do you think she swings both ways?

You're not on the list.

Okay, listen, my name is Nelly Leroy.

Still not on the list, lady, I'm in the movie.

They clearly cut you, baby.

Is that snake?

Oh my God.

You know, I once bought her medicine.

It's against Lord even deal with

laws now because I fought the battle second live, OK?

You can go in.

Except.

Naturally, always knew my daughter headed in here.

We're going to do great things together.

She and I, by the way, the name is Robert Roy.

She added the law.

It's celebration time for Jack Conrad.

The epic Blood and Gold has confirmed Jack

as the highest grossing leading man in the world,

and now he's got his nuptials to toast, this time

with the Hungarian Vixen Olga Booty.

One unlucky girl who did not attend the festivities,

a Kansas teenager who,

overcome by the combined effect of Valentino's death

and Conrad's 5th betrothal,

split her wrists at home.

How sad.

Meanwhile, that new favourite Nellie Leroy

is making other girls with California dreams royally jealous.

Kinescope reteaming the firecracker from Jersey with Constance More

and you know what that means?

More delightful chemistry with Constance and Nelly.

This God damn bitch is doing the scene right from under me.

She's changing the blocking.

Whatever it takes with icing her nipples.

Friday.

Nice in my nipples.

This is natural.

You're just so because yours look like fucking Lukas.

And she placed this.

And my dressing room.

I don't even know what that is.

Ohh guys, let's just try and take okay.

I don't think she might invite it.

Let's go

back to your one, guys.

That's something that private ohh, we're doing again.

Action.

So.

You changed the working again.

Fine, grubber close.

No, no closer to match cut with you.