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He always said life should be like an ICU.

Every moment should be like life and death.

He hated the word 'Cool'.

He said the word 'Cool' always made him imagine

40 idiots travelling in a bus, playing a musical game just to pass time.

The word Cool has turned the world into a mediocre one.

Time-pass.

Poetry, business, relationships' ups and downs.

Nothing should be cool.

Everything should be 'Gaand Faadu'

That was his word. 'Gaand Faadu'

Hey.. hey..

This is me. Okay?

When the queue moves, keep on pushing it. I'll continue with my running.

- Hey Tukaram. - Yes.

You might pass the physical test for the job in the Police department.

But what about the writing test?

Don't worry. I will do something about it.

This is me.

When the queue moves, keep on pushing it. This is me, okay?

- Meanwhile, I'll continue running.. - I know, you're a stone.

And run fast.

Who's in the third toilet?

Abhay.

His result will be out today.

He won't come out until the result is out.

But that's not our problem

Let me check on him.

Excuse me. Come out.

We can't control anymore.

Open it or else I will slap you

Who's going to slap me?

Huh?

Abhay.

- Where's Abhay? - That's me.

- Abhay, you've done it. - Third toilet.

- What? - Third toilet.

Come out, man.

94.7.

Come out.

You've done it.

Just out of toilet, right?

- At least wash your hands. - Hey, I didn't use the toilet.

I was waiting for the result.

Admit that you were scared.

I am never scared.

Admit it, buddy.

You were scared?

It was difficult to control.

- Hey.. hey.. - Let me tell the result to mom.

Listen.

How did you score 94%?

Similar to you trying to build your muscles, I scored 94.7%.

I will somehow clear the physical test.

But will need help in writing test. Will you please help me?

- Yes, sure. - When shall I start with you then?

I will let you know. Now go.

Tell me now.

Listen, even I have to go jogging.

And tell the result to my mom.

Now go. See someone stole your stone.. Go.

Hey.. that's..

- That's me. - Yes, that's you. Go.

- Okay, I will see you later. - Bye.

Formal education was my last backup plan.

According to me, the ones who make money after a degree

are the ones who fail to study life. Read the world.

Say, for instance, a man becomes an endocrinologist.

After investing 12 years studying medicine..

..the business possibilities ends at 2 mm.

Hell, we are a

130-crore populated nation

We've consumers of urea, herbal medicine

We also have consumers for con men.

If you know how to study the world..

..it's very easy to be rich in this country.

But in our attempt to sell people like me never realize...

...when we start selling ourselves.

Today when this oxygen tube is up my nose

and the ECG graph is going crazy

This girl, who's sitting in front of me.

This one, it should be written all over her face

'I told you so.'

But it's not written

That is love, I suppose.

Formal education benefited me in one thing.

In that college classroom I met this woman.

The love of my life.

Manjiri, the results are out.

Let me do it.

Will you be able to do it?

Let me try.

Here, you go. Do it properly.

Keep it tight.

Easy. You will injure your finger. Be careful.

Let me do it.

Whatever your Class 12 result may be.

I'm giving you a zero in peeling these betel nuts.

To hell with these betel nuts.

I'm not doing this to help you.

Just trying to distract myself... okay?

I know. Anyways, you never help me.

And what's this?

Why are you so worried?

Even if you get 90%, It's not like you want to become a doctor.

You are only interested in poetry

And 60% is enough to take admission in arts.

I know.

But I want to prove to society that I was capable of studying medicine.

Yet I chose to major in arts (poetry).

"The world seems to me like a child's playground"

"Endlessly, the play called life is enacted before me"

"My honesty holds me back, when temptations allure me"

"As I put one God behind me, another one seeks me"

"Do not look.."

"Do not look at the colours draining from me after you leave"

"Do not look at the colours draining from me after you leave"

"Just look at the colours filling you up by my presence"

Glory to Lord Ganesha.

As a lover, I live off the art of fooling the beloved

Your daughter's result will be declared today, right?

At least today let's worship the lord in a religious way..

I'm reciting Galib's couplets to the Lord.

- Isn't it a kind of worship? - Sir..

There he is.

Tell us the result.

Be quick.

I will first declare it to the Lord.

Go ahead.

Lord. It's 92.7%.

Glory to Lord Ganesha.

Stop. Stop.

- What's the result? - what's the percentage?

- 92.. - .7

- 92.7% - Yes.

Glory to Lord Ganesha.

Not here, dad. He will miss it.

No no, he never misses it.

Wow. Three.

Listen.

You will get to learn from world-class professors of literature.

Don't look at the beaches in Mumbai.

At Chowpatty, don't look at the sea.