Original subtitles

it was in the spring of 1865 a great

Civil War was raging over the land

driving toward a climax the outcome

still in count the states divided

brother against brother on the battle

line

and in the backwash of that war a new

breed of men had sprung up on travel

Frank and Jesse James

the younger brothers and a host of

others renegades and Raiders murdering

looting pillaging riding shooting

slashing their way through one of the

darkest pages of our history and in the

wake of the fierce fighting Law & Order

disappeared and Lynch law took its place

towns unlucky enough to be located on

the border between the north and the

south suffered most

but border city was different it had a

law of its own hi in the Ozarks lying

squarely on the Missouri and Arkansas

border line it had declared itself

neutral and so became a sanctuary for

deserters cutthroats

outlaws the flotsam and jetsam of

humanity a crowded teeming town crowded

teeming where is everybody

a paddle engine

I wanna see what somebody left me um

Stewart gotta go right straight home I

want to see the hangin you go home this

instant

where's Angela mom well I'm sure I don't

know but you go right straight home

that's because we live in a town that's

wild I never seen a man hyung go home

lift me up mr. Boggs I fed the disgrace

how can you women stand here and watch

put me down just about I don't care what

anybody says lynching is an evil thing

mortis sin wasn't the luncheon it was an

execution according to law border city

is different from any other part of the

whole country

you mean Wilder mrs. cotton it much

wilder my dear mr. Stewart and why right

now my right foot is in the state of

Arkansas my left is in Missouri

Missouri's Yankee Arkansas's rebel you

see that the border runs right through

the middle of the led Dollar saloon or

the war this was a thriving decent

community My Mind's lay both to the

north from the south of it and

hostilities were declared I so led to

both armies during that period men and

grey and men and blue roamed the streets

was the most dreadful horrible time

we've ever spent long past that it was

until the respectable citizens appointed

me mayor no man had courage enough to

take the job then I told the two

commanders to withdraw their troops to

fire mile deadlines

all right blast my minds and nobody kept

me led you bet they went through good

riddance border city is now a neutral

zone no one in uniform can come within

five miles without my permission

that man wore no uniform he was making

inflammatory speeches trying to stir up

a riot you didn't even give him a cock

trial we have no law machinery here but

this town is no drill and I mean to keep

it that way

rah rah oh very good speech mrs.

Courtney it stirred me to the barrel are

you making fun of me Lance Horton me oh

no no ma'am

I'm strictly neutral he wasn't such a

good Foreman I'd fire you for such

insolence it wasn't a doggone good

looking come on in

what's so neutral about Delilah Courtney

she spittle sells led to the Union Army

don't you the light has done more than

anybody else to preserve decency decency

why this town is crawling with human

vermin Delilah is only interested in

maintaining neutrality

she says the Birman will exterminate

each other how can I raise my son among

such riffraff and more coming in every

stagecoach

it's so peaceful up here in the Ozarks

you'd never think there was a war going

on

Yankee calorie Patrol yeah here the time

we've missed thompson's to left Joplin

may I see your papers gentlemen here you

are I suppose you heard hunter on some

of his men that are headed into this

territory come on trail I thought he was

operating in Kansas it was slaughtered

over a hundred and eighty two people in

Lawrence Kansas is too hot for now ask

your passengers to get out

is something the matter lieutenant well

no it's just that I'm surprised to see a

young lady driving alone out in wild

country like this

Sally Maris Sault Saint Marie Michigan

sue well that's a right pretty name so

sue st. Marie yes ma'am may I get back

into stagecoach town where you headed

border city you got people there my

brother well your folks are they back in

Salt sue Saint Marie no both my parents

are dead that's why I'm out here is he

expecting you

no I'm gonna surprise him what is he

doing border city he owns a hotel I see

well if you like I can give escort to

within 5 miles of the town that's as

close as we're allowed it wouldn't be

that you want to keep your eye on miss

Marris as long as possible with it could

be

might be fun cow

the killer hasn't got a chance

we lost two men there him all right set

that stagecoach back on its wheels

my name is Quantrill this is my wife

Kate and my name's Cole Younger you and

that woman wrote down the soldier that

was trying to escape

pretty good shooting no one it it was

cold-blooded murder it was war

my husband says if we don't kill the

enemy when we find him some day he may

kill us I hope so

they're a stupid little thing aren't you

is it stupid date murder yeah you got

real spirit at you but I kissed him

you'll be like a kick from a mule

leave her alone Cole you've got a lot of

room to tell somebody leave a woman

alone we're riding into border city on

business pleasure comes later all right

I can wait

being us got a saber cut in the shoulder

hurt much no think you can ride I can

ride fine let him go to town the

stagecoach ain't no use I can write fine

he'll go back to town on the coach with

a lady threat no need of it I can ride

my horse a catch girl shy something

nobody can ever say about Cole Younger

dingus learn in time all right put him

in the coach you'll let us go on back

into town we're gonna escort you factum

soldier boys was doing it except with us

you'd be a lot safer

nevermind that

that wound doesn't clean he'll be

infected inside of an hour you worry

about yourself blood poisoning lockjaw I

see men die from it yeah a horrible dad

and maybe you deserve to go that way

what is that stuff homeless

he's gonna sting a little you weren't so

awfully young I wouldn't even bother

how old are you 22 what do you think

you're doing I just want to see if

you've ever shaved how old are you why

don't you look sort of fancy cleaning

kind of brand new light thank you you

ought to be in school oh I had enough of

it you ought to go back no I had enough

how did you ever get tied in with

Quantrill what's the difference I really

like to know it's not very interesting

you didn't really have any reason at all

how'd you like to come home and find

your father hanging and your mother all

cut up with a broken leg and your older

brother gone away nobody there at all

how would you like it

who did bunch of dirty cutthroat

guerrillas from Kansas I swore I'd get

even I swore I'd get every one of them

so you joined quadrille yes I joined

Quantrill

he didn't even want to take me said I

was too young but he took me

finally haven't you had enough revenge

by now

I don't want to think is that is the

pace

forgetting forgetting comes hard so

young you still have a chance in life

chance for what quit Quantrill and his

gang what so you'll live long enough to

grow up and be a real man I am a real

man besides I like fighting join the

army we're sort of an army quadros an

outlaw and a murderer treats me off

what do you wish for wishing to keep

your nicest shiniest wish what is it

to something silly tell me please

you'd laugh and I won't tell anyone else

a place on my own

a ranch with all kinds of animals they

don't want a girl with red hair maybe

one that was all clean yeah

and she'd want to be married to an

outlaw but I won't be an outlaw if you

keep on like this you'll be an outlaw

till you're dead that's what they say

there won't be any ranch me brand new

girl with red hair there will be

anything I can you're right who think

about it I will think about it

come on chill again tell him to come to

my office yes ma'am

on your dancehall queen what is a parody

let's see play far with me anytime what

if she knows that he kissing game come

on let's find out

stand back and keep your top clean this

lady's come to meet her brother she

ain't seen in 10 years

who's your brother man bill Maris better

read bill you're the sister of

Bitterroot bill if she's Bill Maher

sister she must be a real lot of palooza

I said shut up she's a genuine article

society lady I'll scatter and let her

pass just your thinking it's Jesse James

that's exactly who he is mister that's

you mean that's really Jesse James

my brother yellow notch on his gun for

every man he's killed

he'd have over twenty two of them now

I've been thinking all right about what

you said all the time we were riding in

Jesse James you know figured out it's

probably too late already

there's always something like it matter

like right now and I never pull this

without firing it come on I'll take you

this young lady has come to see Bill

Murray's Bayesian for visitor for you

boo

young and tender ain't you what makes

you think I need another girl in this

place now you'll do just as long as

you're real polite to the boss and

that's me that's a real nice way for a

man to treat his sister Sally baby is it

really you

I had any any twinge the last time I saw

you you were I was teaching you to shoot

and hunt last time I saw you you were a

man I'm still a man Sally baby

the last letter you wrote was so full of

promise two years ago you said you were

going to be married still a saloon you

were just going to run the hotel no

drinking or gambling you were gonna be

honest and decent we'll talk it over

later I'll get you to a room you don't

think I'd stay in this place nobody will

bother you no matter how it might look

ma'am this is the best lodging place in

town there's nowhere else a lady could

stay Jon Pablo Geon give my sister the

best room we have what I do with your

things move my things across the hall

Whovian go with him out I'll be up in a

few minutes

go ahead it'll be all right

he's got real quality that girl this way

say you read that please

abner CCU Tita

who is this woman oh she just to be a

singer here oh is this the one my

brother was going to marry yes but she

been going away 2 years 1 to the

snatched her right off she's tried she

Donna screaming see

our old friend bill Maris the honky Tonk

Man don't draw mister I chased you with

a posse of sixty men you should have had

faster horses they've changed bill looks

like he's aged ten years in the last two

I'd congratulate us on our marriage

you're his his wife his love and wide I

hope you're very happy I am I'm very

happy and were you happy that day when

he kidnapped you and carried you out of

here

I like masterful man you've got

something to say Maris say it get it

over with

just a couple of short words I didn't

have a chance last time to say him let's

have him goodbye kitty Pablo

play all my life what are you trying to

do Kate rub it in it's my favorite song

you used to like it sometimes you can be

the most exciting woman that ever was

but no man alive can even think of being

as mean as a woman don't you want me to

sing sure sing your song driving loony

that's what you aim to do go ahead and

do it come on Pablo

women when you smile at me the Sun

appear when you're near my heart is

always standing still your sweet voice

is music to my

and the touch of your head here's a

three

I've been waiting for you

my wonderful world and I begun

Oh

my life

Oh

has been waiting for you my life is

sublime

I'm almost afraid to I please before you

open boo

we take a walk every day every night for

two whole years grieving and sick going

crazy but always holding you got a

sister to take care of my love

Oh wavering lunatic hope she's not

satisfied with flaunting herself at my

face she has to dig her grave

I made her fall into well she's mistaken

I'll give her some of the pain she's

given me but quicker a lot quicker go

right through that lying heart of her

nobody's gonna stop me not even you

mister that was close he gets in trouble

every time he takes a drink he won't be

taking any more drinks

satisfied

I didn't mean to maybe someday you'll

turn on me

oh no no I'd never do that

I heard there was some shooting who your

brother ma'am he's dead miss Marris you

murderers who killed him I did somebody

please get the sheriff

there isn't any sheriff in border city I

want this man arrested even there any

law here lied Porton is the law around

here ma'am she ain't interested in these

kind of shootings you better tell her

how it was mister there was self-defense

your brother tried to shoot me he

stopped it

too bad he didn't kill you I still have

the letter my brother wrote me about you

the one girl in his heart you vile

loathsome murderous you've stirred up

your quarter of trouble for today I'm

gonna blast her head off let's get out

of here you cool off

I'll be seeing you sweetheart I like

your spirit Ram missed your place now

what do you say to drinks on the house

we ought to get things going again no

more drinks I'm asking everyone to

please go why do a thing like that

this place is closed for hello forever

what you can't do that this is the only

decent bar in town hey brother wouldn't

want it closed we're not gonna let you

close the lady asked everybody to clear

out of here what's gonna happen to us

girls you can find other jobs so we're

fired

take my advice hop the next stagecoach

this town is too rough for laced

petticoats and pink ribbons you get out

of here beyond hot water all of a sudden

I'm staying in border city well I'm

stuck with you just what does that mean

since I'm the man who killed your

brother I'll have to protect you look

after you oh oh arrogant conceited just

gonna need protection and I'm morally

bounded if you're morally bound to do

anything to get out of here before I

shoot you the way you did my brother

what we're the powderpuff

I'll find again Pablo try this one I

think I won't I'm waiting

you didn't shoot him in self-defense

no it was the cheap common fight over

that woman why don't you pull the

trigger how long you've been handling

guns still think I need a big strong man

like you'd look after me yeah I still

think so

I sent for you over three hours ago it's

Big Town took me three hours to get here

no need to sit down you sound sore and

serious still getting rich on those lead

mines here I don't reckon it's any of

your business I was hoping to make you

richer I've got a little Yankee gold I'd

like to trade for a lot of lead so you

can raid and shoot up a few more

helpless towns the way you did Lawrence

Kansas nothing doing

and what did you want to see me about

I'm here now and we have a strict

military neutrality here

I knew drew haven't even molested

anybody in town you've got no complaint

against me neutral eye oh you killed

five Yankee soldiers on your way up to

town they built the cards and you held

all the odds for the one you and your

boys are not neutral never have been the

way I see it I want you out of this town

in 24 hours otherwise I suppose you're

going to personally pick us out

otherwise I'll let the Union troops come

in and take you out there's a good-sized

garrison quartered a few miles north

they'd really enjoy getting their hands

on you especially after today not yet

that's what I like about you Delilah you

don't spit and scratch you punch

here she comes

you

are you mrs. Courtney Jon Pavlov the

lead Dollar saloon said he recommended

you to ask for a job in my office yes

that is what I came about you see we

have no jobs oh cool can you tell me any

other place where girl might find work

spinning a roulette wheel in a saloon no

I mean a respectable position trying to

reform dairy I have nothing to reform

about Oh No

we've seen you riding into town with

conch Sheldon his gang and his toy

paintings I had no choice in the matter

you were young Jesse James together in

the stagecoach I didn't know who he was

and if I had wouldn't have mattered he's

only a boy what is that you want us to

do for you find honest work is there a

schoolteacher in town you were asking

for the job I think I'm qualified not

for my child

nor mine you have no children you're not

even married girlie you might as well

know we got the best of worst people in

border city when we classify you because

my brother owned a saloon we've seen how

men look at you

I'm as respectable as any one of you I

was not my brother's keeper and I don't

make snap judgments about strangers or

condemn a woman because she's attractive

to man and furthermore girly

but what's in Joplin nothing but law and

order and there's nothing I hate worst

too hard to make a dishonest dollar yeah

give me a wide open for it well well if

it isn't Little Nell bathing kids I'm

sorry

oh thank nothing of it where will you go

new towns new jobs we have to eat maybe

you should stay here I'm gonna sell us

something we probably the new owner will

keep you what are you gonna do go back

to Sunday School class in Michigan I'll

be leaving as soon as I get the money

from the sale of this place

oh you're liable to be around a long

time why when you inherited the lead

dollar you also took on all its debts

damn you brother gamblers in yareta very

bad luck how much does he owe almost

twice as much as you get for selling a

saloon you know if you're smart you'll

take off out of here before the buzzards

starts circling around with their IOUs

I don't have any money not even

stagecoach fare well welcome to poverty

Rome well how about a farewell snort

yeah I could do with a good stiff shot

we take you with us but I'm afraid you

wouldn't like it

the rough road yeah a long one here's to

the end of a soft touch there must be

something we can do

yeah my friend of mine did it once with

an old Ranger

why don't you reopen this place it makes

money she wouldn't have a nerve Oh

wouldn't I

we will reopen yeah he's gonna run

things I will what are you gonna serve

to drink sarsaparilla shut up Jenny do

you mean that of course I mean it

you could all continue with your jobs

and I just spent half an hour packing my

clothes you can unpack him and the

souvenirs we'll all work hard and be off

my brother's dance do you think you're

in the type to be a hostess in a saloon

well what do I need besides a fancy

dress Oh sister you need a painted smile

and don't wear off cheek Rouge that

don't show tear state a brassy was

important and a big hello hello hello

come right in the place is yours my

heart what are you trying to prove this

place is closed to you find somebody

who's man enough to throw me out I asked

you what's going on here can't you see

you know what they call a woman who runs

a saloon

Paquito a queen well is that what you

want to be how am i doing no good and

you're closing up again

oh no I look it's one thing to watch out

for a girl with a CSUN reputation but

trying to protect the lady saloon keeper

which yourself you're worried about a

kid who doesn't know the difference

between a tea party and a drunken brawl

you're afraid you'll get hurt

rubbing elbows with a scum of the world

but the last time I don't need you to

worry about me all right

I've stopped doing it you're on your own

thank you very much Morgan so all-in

Queenie

what is it Quantrill

what do you want lead no headed talk

with your boss last night she gave me 24

hours to get out of town you don't have

much time one hour I'll take a chance

though on another 12 sure will take a

chance she can call him the Union Army

in an emergency that's her deal wonder

what she'd do if she knew her Foreman

was selling half of the Yankee led to

the Confederates her southern minds have

petered out the books balance it's a

50/50 deal what if she knew he was a

captain in the Confederate Army let's

start all over again

what do you want glad you're gonna sell

it to me for Yankee gold oh no you

didn't say no two years ago two years

ago you and your gang were considered

allies to the Confederacy you mean we

ain't now not since General Lee disowned

you hold it you've used our cause as an

excuse for looting and raining and

massacre

you keep on and we'll Massacre you right

here now we won't because he's gonna

sell us that lid you're not with the

Confederacy anymore you never were why

don't we give him a little lid they want

him alive don't worry you'll do what I

tell him

you're wrong culantro if the Union Army

finds out you're a spy you'll be shot if

the people of this town find it out

you'll be lynched unless you change your

tune both the Yankees and the good

citizens of border city they're gonna

know exactly who you are

blackmail that's right real beautiful

black I think you'll see it our way or

you're a dead man so when did we get our

lid give me time to work it out

I'll let you know

I don't trust him he's a real soldier

boy type yeah it's got a confederate

flag in place of a brain don't worry

about it he'll sell us the lid well if

you're sure sure let's go to led Dollar

saloon and celebrate in advance Kohl's

ain't gonna see that gal again he can't

get her off his mind he better think

it's just stuck on there no I I just

know she's real nice and too good for

Cole Younger keep her nose out of this

dingus

she's a saloon girl now and ain't too

nice for anybody I was a saloon girl

that's exactly what I meant

easy younger and don't forget that

caters my wife comes time to leave this

burg I'm gonna get me a wife same way

you did

hello hello mr. and mrs. Quantrill my

look whose turn into a barroom butterfly

you envious eyes look my nice net dress

myself men aboard a city must be very

happy to know that won't be for long

hello beautiful the drinks are good in

the games square step right along and

enjoy yourself I liked it better right

here by all means

stand right here wait a minute not so

fast you better start getting used to me

indeed why why because you got the most

kissable lips I've ever seen don't tell

anything in here but liquor I don't buy

kisses I take them palms of my hands

they're getting mighty itchy you better

stay out of this biggest you'd better

have a drink with the boys don't forget

what I said chicken

we're gonna see a lot of each other

boys let's baptize this place now one

too many lights watch this you didn't

have to hit me just a girl who wanted

some good clean fun what's the matter

with you you've been edgy ever since we

walked in her way she looks at me like I

was dirt that my father brother got

killed have you a drink and it was your

fault

I'm real sorry to see you taking over

the place like this there's nothing else

I can do it sounds like what I told you

when you asked me why I joined up with

Cointreau you can still quit Cointreau I

never can and I've heard it said once a

girl starts working in a saloon she

never can quit either

funny we first met I was trying to save

you from a bad life that's the other way

around

well there's no way out from me there

really isn't my brother Oh dad and if

you gonna stay here then at least do one

fight yes keep away from Kate Quantrill

she hates you she's real trigger-happy

with that gun she's a real killer she's

more cold-blooded than any man I've ever

seen now watch out if you give her the

slightest excuse she's gonna try to keep

I'll remember that you're my friend and

I don't want nothing to happen to you

that's why don't you

listen everybody listen Jeff had big

news troops of the Confederate Army or

one mile the other side of town and

pitching camp looks like they're making

plans sir you got it right

stop put that gang keys on the run what

does that do to us over here on this

side I got something important to tell

you did you hear the seven armies in my

laps out of town I'm drinking to the

glorious South Hill I will have trouble

in here any second

not half these people are Yankees and

the other half of rebels better

circulates better calm them down at

least little thing right now could turn

this saloon into a bedlam jump a blow

and now the news we just heard I demand

you play Dixie and I'm gonna sing it oh

no I won't play that I say you will play

Battle Hymn of the Republic and will

dedicate it to President Lincoln I'm

gonna sing Dixie and dedicated to

President Davis neither song will be

sung who asked you

you're trying to start a riot and you're

not gonna do it I'm gonna sing Dixie

with or without a piano are you trying

to turn this town into a battlefield i

order you to leave the premises Oh

this is a better fight than the one

between the north and the south

future brightest quite a well kid

you're doing fine

what's all this about

when quadrille heard the feds were

moving up she started to sing Dixie

there would have been a war in here

Sally's trying to keep it neutral I was

afraid of

let me done a better job on cake myself

Conville 24 hours are up against my

watch must have stopped

you better wine fast

Kate's gonna want revenge I don't think

she'll be back

you don't know her you better lay low

but we're out of town close the bog

that's all for the night gentleman this

time is nobody arguing with you ain't

nobody wanna tangle with a wild cat

ma'am

Broly like a common she got her way that

having a lot of blood spilled

you saved a few lives doing that sugar

well they're almost as good as new

maybe but I don't feel the same anymore

ah it was the best cat fight I've ever

seen bar none a raw rugged

rough-and-tumble gal ate honey I'm proud

of it yes

hansoms making signals at it is it a

right to leave you here with him you

just said I was rugged well saucy they

say if he gets out of line just scream

he won't get out of mine what makes you

so sure now that I'm a full-fledged

saloon girl I'm fair game is that what

you mean no I mean that you're beautiful

and very kissable I suppose could be

sorry I'm being very bitter that goes

with the job doesn't it

big smile and a snappy answer I owe you

an apology

about my brother I've learned that the

truth I was unfair it doesn't matter

I was pigheaded grief the shark that's

all because you're right

I do need your help here couldn't we

make a business arrangement on a

partnership basis you could sort of

police the place kick out the Rowdies

you're certainly man enough to

why what's the matter I just lost the

business opportunity of a lifetime

partnership with you you're turning me

down I have to leave border city I

should have been out of here a couple of

hours ago I'm running a risk every

second I stay what's the matter

let's go downstairs

place is empty now these thin walls

sometimes heavy ears you're in trouble

not if I keep on the move

we have privacy here on the balcony

I'm going to trust you Sallie Mae I

Quantrill has made it impossible for me

to stay here Quantrill I'm an officer in

the army of the Confederacy

I'll read minds in Arkansas petered out

two years ago I was assigned to

undercover work I got a job as Foreman

of the Union mines in the Missouri side

so I could slip lead over to my forces

you're a rebel

tonight Quantrill threatened to expose

me if he does your religion is a spy I

sent a signal to my troops to move in

and pitch camp a mile out daylight under

lead them in the mines they're waiting

for me now captain won't make a move

till I show up you could have been with

them hours that go safely out of town

why did you come back here you know all

the people of border city why do you

suppose I came back here

I think I know you wanted to say goodbye

to me I can take you with me I would

thought of having to leave you here with

this bunch of renegades and drunks I'll

be alright I'll be waiting for you

if we take the town I'll see you right

away and if you don't when the war is

over and if you're killed I won't be

killed please don't be I couldn't stand

it the Yankees get in here you tell him

not to kill me during the war won't you

you tell him you couldn't stand it

Thunder wound me if necessary but not

too seriously it isn't funny

hurry now you better get your troops

you know very Yankee you're a pretty

wonderful girl for a rebel you're pretty

nice to see ya

goodbye

weren't going anyplace where you not

particularly and that ain't your horse

is it all saddled and ready to go boys

I'm sure mr. Hardin wouldn't think of

leaving town without saying good buddies

old friend Quantrill now would you mr.

Horton really worked fast didn't you

bringing those rebel troops up they're

out there now waiting for you to come

and bring them in I'm afraid they're

gonna have a long wait captain Horton

because you're not about to join them we

came here for leading we're not leaving

until we get it in the morning you're

taking us to the mine and loading our

wagons the Confederates they'll move in

before then oh no they won't they'll

still be there waiting for you what

makes you think I'll do your dirty work

for you because you want to live you're

making a bargain with me yeah when we've

got all the lead we want you can right

through town with it when we get far

enough away we'll turn you loose and

then you can join your troops you think

I take your word and a thing like that

there's nothing else you can do but take

my word all right boys sit the man down

I got a little job I'm gonna do tomorrow

before we go what would that be cake I

want to kill me a pigeon not my pigeon

you can have the feathers listen to her

she thinks she's a man I can shoot and

write as good as a man can I uh reckon

you can at that well then you men tend

your business and let me tend to mine

I gotta see Miss Myers right away so

Rashid sleep well I don't make no

difference I gotta see where is she

upstairs

wait I get a point I'll go with you

who is it miss Myers its Jesse James

I've got to talk to you

just a minute

you still look kind of brand-new like

what you wanted to tell me

Kate Quantrill is gunning for you

doesn't she know when she's had enough

recognize she's got a temper like nobody

you've ever seen when she gets crazy mad

there's nothing can stop her she's

aiming to kill you is she coming here

right now she's steaming herself up in a

bar down the street all the people in

town have heard about it they're waiting

to see what's gonna happen you better go

in hiding do nothing of the kind

I'll never run away from that woman but

you have to she'll blast you to pieces

oh no she won't you mean you're not no

I'm not afraid of her you're set on

facing her

I certainly am ever shoot a gun all my

life

and do me a favor be as well armed as

she is

it's no more liquor we're doing a lot of

riding today and I got a job to do first

yeah what like I told you piggy shoot

forget it I'll tell you when to use your

guns but she's a woman and I'm a woman

maybe you'll be the one to get hurt

they'll make me laugh he's a babe in the

woods

Tenderfoot from the east good why you so

nervous probably can't even pull the

trigger that was me I'd shoot that damn

right between the eyes

well I'll be Clara fit with me I'd be

hiding in a broom closet somewhere why

don't you wait for her to show up here

because if you let a wild animal think

you're afraid of it it's bound to attack

well perhaps you're right back in

Michigan we didn't wait for wild beasts

to close in on us

we went out after them man y'all just

came out of the lead dollar headed this

way oh she is packing a gun how do you

like that big gorilla means

all right boys stand back and away

well I'll say one thing for the Maris

girl at least she's got courage I'll put

that on her tombstone

she had courage

I hope nothing happens to her yeah I'm

beginning to like the little boss

why don't you finish the job why don't

you try acting like a woman

you're too yellow to kill me you're a

born a woman but look at you a

bloodthirsty female a disgrace to all

women what about you running a saloon I

suppose you're a symbol of virtue why

don't you give up she fights better than

you she shoots better than you she even

talks better than you yeah but even

cooks better than you

come on I'll see if I can patch up we've

got a job to do before we leave town

can't get out of this town to fit honey

you were great

Anderson wagons ready they're waiting

the mile out of town take five men in

right ahead

start the wagons for the mine will

overtake it yes sir you to take her out

and help her on her horse all right cut

him loose we'll head straight for the

mine and no tricks no tricks

it looks like grant will leave in town

and good riddance

I wonder what Lancers - one riding with

him funny's going on something very

funny you suppose he's thrown in with

palm tree well so no I sent for the

Yankees the Union Army but we can't let

the rebels take my minds

take their men around and head them off

the side yes sir

climber's watch what we heading back

this way

course not gone ahead I'll catch up with

you where are you going I got an errand

to do me and my brother can take care of

it in two minutes but don't waste much

time with it

come on Jim

we're having her riding with us looks

that way I don't like nobody asked it

grab my gun you'll be hand off he's

gonna be real fun

get those idiots out of there what's

that

the Yankees we're gonna take them on

long enough to get the younger boys out

spread out hey Iggy I'll be back for you

sweetheart

attention

take you to my room

get me hot gotta get me a boy can't be

too late the shooting has stopped your

husband's gone they've all gone I'll

catch y'all you can't steer realize

what'll happen if the Yankees find me

they know I'm part of the gang and

doesn't matter that I'm a woman they'll

kill me

but if you talk first they'll kill Lance

now listen to me and do what I say get

up those stairs and hide

did you get them

a few of them rest road salt would have

been ambushed by rebel forces

what about Pond Trail you got aways so

did the James boys the younger it's not

here in the nick of time Bob Hill had my

Foreman riding with him what was Lance

Horton doing with Quantrill I had

fathered me too but I don't think it was

by choice because I seen a boat from his

horse and make a run for it they were

shooting at him when you boys got here

where is he now over there in the lead

dollar I'll never talk with him somebody

else you might have a talk with yeah

who's that how would you like to get

your hands on Kate Quantrill damn mother

Doren see that nobody gets out what if

maybe somebody wants to get in the bars

closed and that goes for all of you I'm

looking for Lance Horton I'm sorry but

he's very sick show me where he is

come on Sarge

search every room on this floor harden

gonna live if we could only get a doctor

there's only one medic and a lot of men

in this town need him right now ask him

please it come as quickly as possible

I hear he was riding with Quantrill at

gunpoint I figured it that way I'd like

to ask him a few questions he's scarcely

in any condition to be questioned now

all right meantime if you'll produce

Kate for me Kate

the bloodthirsty mrs. Quantrill she's

here your men will find her you trying

to make things tough for me what gives

you that impression because we know

she's here you act as if you're trying

to cover up for her now why would I want

to do that are you selling Maris yes I

am then I don't know why you would I

hear just this morning she was gunning

for you

do you want shudder I was lucky there

ain't no old lady here captain you sure

yeah we seen every woman in the place

they're waiting downstairs many other

four not counting her you try covered up

for anyone as notorious as Kate

Quantrill and you'll be in trouble a lot

of trouble you come on downstairs too

asked me to follow and I will

a stray iced tea I seem to be losing my

an angel is breathing on me and it's

making me see I'm

I knew how

an angel is touching my

I feel like a moon that is new and this

high is the tide in the mind

and then

to the song of my and now my grateful

heart has the wings wings of a dog

Oh

to know that an angel is on

an angel that's touching my - you can

it's making me weak with you

hi girls look at the handsome Yankee

captain we were wondering when you

Yankees are gonna move into town things

would be are now pleasanter now what's

your name captain

never mind what my name is I'm looking

for Kate Quantrill Kate Quantrill was

that who that was

who what was you mean the girl I helped

you know if the street then you admit to

help somebody in she went up the stairs

she went down the back stairs there was

a horse waiting out there for ya she

left at a fast gallop are you girls sure

about that she was wearing men's

trousers and a shirt and a gun Bell

that's her all right get some riders on

efforts yes sir you're not leaving soon

we've hardly had time to get acquainted

I've got to get Kate Quantrill won't I

do why don't you pretend that I'm Kate

quadrille I'll be back

please hurry I'll be wait she's probably

gone by now anyhow and maybe I can take

a plane well I must say you got real

talent Oh at least you've got a chance

to get out of town

I can't figure you you could have shot

me dead this morning and you didn't what

would I've gained ringing praise from

everyone that bad conscience

and you drag me in here and protect me

from the Yankees I had a reason yeah I

know that man upstairs but you could

have shot me killed me better much

easier to keep me from talking that way

she doesn't think that way I know that's

Nyx's me up haven't you ever met anybody

who was just plain decent yeah once 700

yesterday's ago her brother then

Quantrill came and told me out of his

arse hold first I fought him I tried

every way I knew how to escape and later

on it I became just like you

passion for vengeance and hatred how

trusting anybody suspicious of

everything but all the time all the time

it was Quattro that I really hated for

what he done to me so I took my rage out

on the world

all hail the awakening of the X Kitty

McCoy cafe C two years too late two

centuries you mean you mean you're

through with contrail with all this

you know what I'd like now I don't

deserve it I don't suppose I forget it

but I'd like to have a new start a

singing spot somewhere in a fancy saloon

in New Orleans that's where I was born

Orleans Oh warm lovely red shirt

I don't suppose you're anyone else this

whole world could never forgive me

thank you

feeling better I suppose things could

have been worse he got some bullets in

him he'll need an immediate operation

she's gonna be hard to arrange John

Pablo will you leave us alone for a

moment

gonna be an seniorita what are we going

to do

we've got to get you on a border city

you're in danger every minute you're

here I'll never make it out don't say

bad

they must have shot up fewer quantrell's

boys any home that got left behind it

aspire to do some talking take leave he

thinks he can wiggle out of a death

sentence from the Union Army that way

then somehow we've got to move you out

at once take a miracle to see me bring

him all out of my office

thanks foolish talk

there are other things more important

inside my coat over there in the lining

the left sleeve

what is it the whole key to the LED

lines shows everything like troops good

move because they were waiting for it

find somebody get it to them

Thank You soldiers our back stuffy

captain they couldn't written very far

what does he want they've come to arrest

Lance Horton they caught one of Quadros

men and he talked they claim is a spy it

isn't only the captain as men looks like

half the population is crowded into the

saloon I think they smell a lynchin the

good citizens are saying that plants

broke the town's of travel T they're

practically violent you know Delilah

Courtney she'll see these executors

justice she can say she kept the town

neutral wait somebody might recognize

you you'd better stay up here that's

right keep watch

you

get this stuff out of the way I'm sorry

Senor but I have to sit here sergeant

yes sir let's do it

yes sir do you man forward clear that

stairway yes sir

hey listen to me

no matter which side you're on when this

war started I love you for yourself and

for no other reason because you tried to

help me and because

now maybe I can help you no matter what

it cost it's worth it that the real

miracle died

try to get Lance to his Confederate

troops all right

remember captain if the man is a spy

it's the business of the neutrality

committing a border city we know what to

do with him all right

you're quite free to go after him if he

is a spy I certainly don't want him in

here glad to hear you talk that way

captain they should interest you I'm

only interested in that spy upstairs

fears there ain't any spy upstairs no

matter what my brother did you can't

blame me for anything what did your

brother do seems according to this he

was a Confederate spy and with me in

town the whole while he operated what's

this man so map of my northern led mines

listen to this to the commander of the

Confederate forces here's what you want

the Yankee suspect Lance Horton and

we'll probably shoot him if so they

would have killed an innocent man

the pigheaded beasts not suppose that

refers to you captain you see no figure

do these have no idea that I have taken

over the task of undercover work for my

brother

it's signed Sally Maris a woman's spy

for the rebels has the gall to call us

pigheaded beasts concerns me as we might

have easily lynched an innocent man

place the Maris woman under arrest just

a minute I'm afraid this is out of your

hands captain Authority greater than

yours has entrusted me with maintaining

the neutrality of border city in the

past we have hung any person who

violated it

Sally Maris will be no exception take

her away

Nutella Dilek captain out of my hands

but she's a woman and I'm a pigheaded

beast

what are you thinking sir I'm thinking

he's got a head like a pig

what do we do get a wagon in a team of

horses at the back door get a man you

can trust

Jenny get all Pete oh come with me

we gonna let him do it are you captain

you're out of order sergeant

but to let your woman is the last word

in barbarianism she broke the neutrality

worse than anyone ever broke it but such

a little girl

makes no difference and you shut up you

fools you absolute fools

Sally Maris is not a spy please please

don't

it's all right honey we sleep Lance

Horton out of town he's with the rebels

he'll get a good doctor I demand of know

what you're talking about

Sally Maris wrote the note attached to

the map to take the suspicion off from

the man she loved it onto herself she

was trying to protect him he's a

Confederate captain how do you know

about that this is gonna come as an

awful shock to you captain

my name is Kate Quantrill

cool then come hoops fiends you see what

you almost did what we almost did that

noble woman who sits there that noble

woman who was willing to give her life

for a man a mere mortal man was nearly

lynched by you who claimed yourselves to

be men lift her down and set her free

this is as far as we can go without

running into a rebel ambush too bad we

couldn't overtake her sergeant I believe

the less said about this incident the

better yes sir captain but but what

she's sure sang pretty didn't she

howdy just came in to congratulate you I

hear that in a little over a month the

fate of all your brother's deaths the

way you've been driving the customers in

here we were bound to do will oh they're

just men easy to drive what do you have

named your pipe

thank you I never drink what have you

heard from Kate Quantrill she's in New

Orleans very happy singing I'm the name

Kitty McCoy James Corden is in town

lambs you got a heck of a nerve riding

in here that uniform trying to stick

your neck in a noose you know this

town's neutral the whole country's

neutral now mrs. Courtney the war ended

yesterday in Richmond Virginia who won

nobody won

we just quit fightin

I'll chop down that hanging tree

this is like a goldfish bowl

it could lovely downtown

you