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Previously on Young Sheldon.
...so I told my folks
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about the baby.
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And?
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They told me I'm on my own.
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They want nothing to do with me.
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Give it a minute. They
still might come around.
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I didn't even get to the part
where the father's 17 years old.
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Something fun for next time.
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Welcome to King
Kong Comics. I'm Missy.
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If you have any questions,
please let me know.
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I don't have any questions,
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I know more about
comic books than you do.
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Cool. If you need something,
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I'll be at the front
counter... where I work.
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This is nice.
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Yep. But it's not a date.
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Just dinner. Right.
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For two people having
a baby. Georgie...
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Who recently spent a
night of lovemaking together.
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Please stop.
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I just want to know
what we're doing here.
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We're having dinner,
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and I'm ordering two desserts.
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Don't complicate it.
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Oh, no.
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What?
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My parents.
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Cool. Should we say hi?
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We should run.
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Oh, just stop it.
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Hi, Mom.
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Dad.
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Amanda.
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Hey, sweetie.
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This is my, uh...
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This is Georgie.
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Hey, nice to meet y'all.
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Okay.
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So, this is the father?
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Mm-hmm. Proud father.
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Very proud.
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How old are you?
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In March, I'll be...
Georgie actually
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manages a laundromat.
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He's very successful.
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My dad runs his
own business, too.
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Really? What do you do?
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I own the tire shop
up over there on...
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How old are you?
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Well, old enough to know better.
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Most important is, I'm here
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for Mandy and the baby
whether we're a couple or not.
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Wait, now hold on a
second, y'all ain't together?
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Good question.
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You are or you
aren't? Which is it?
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That's our business.
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Well... it is her life.
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The bill is paid.
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We're leaving.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Yeah, you too.
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Jim. All right.
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You think they liked me?
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In the world of collecting,
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I'm what's known
as a completist.
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For example, I own
every gauge of model train
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from the mighty "G,"
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to the tiny "T."
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Look at how cute it is,
I just want to eat it up.
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However, the downside
of being a completist
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is when something's missing,
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it's like an itch
you can't scratch,
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even if you own a complete set
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of Justice League
back scratchers...
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which I do.
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In this case that itch
was the comic book issue
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Doom Patrol and
Suicide Squad Special #1.
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What do you mean, you sold it?
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Somebody gave me money,
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and I gave them the comic book.
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That's kind of how
things work here.
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But there was a note on file.
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If one became available,
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it was supposed
to be held for me.
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Sorry.
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But there was a note on file.
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I didn't see a note.
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Did you even check the file?
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I can't help you.
The comic is gone.
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Well, who'd you sell it to?
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I don't know, some guy.
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Which guy?
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Some weird guy.
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That doesn't narrow it
down, and you know it.
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How was your dinner with Mandy?
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We ran into her parents.
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Oh, and how did that go?
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About as weird as you'd think.
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Hmm. They still don't want
anything to do with her?
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Nope. She was pretty upset.
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Poor thing.
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Were you mad at Mom
for getting pregnant?
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Oh, yeah.
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Did you stop talking to her?
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Hell no, I wanted her to
hear how pissed off I was.
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But all that being mad at her
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just was a waste of time.
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What made you come around?
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I guess you showing up.
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I do have a natural
charm, don't I?
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You did,
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and then you learned to talk.
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Hello?
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Hello, Nathan. Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh, hey. How's it going?
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Terrible, thank you for asking.
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I understand that you
recently purchased
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Doom Patrol Suicide
Squad Special Issue ♪1
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from King Kong Comics.
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Yeah, I've been trying
to track it down forever.
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Me too. They were
supposed to hold it for me.
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I had a note on file.
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The girl there
didn't say anything.
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That "girl there" is my sister,
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and she should have
because I had a note on file.
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Your sister works
there? That's so cool.
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If it was cool, I would have
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Doom Patrol Suicide
Squad Special Issue #1.
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Yeah, I have it. It's great.
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Let me buy it from you.
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Ooh. Sorry, little
man. No can do.
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Please, it's the
only thing I need
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to complete my collection.
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I'll tell you what,
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you know Secret Wars #8?
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When Spider-Man
receives his black costume?
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Yeah, I'm familiar.
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Yeah, well, I need it
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to complete my collection.
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Find it and Suicide
Squadis yours.
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You got it.
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Ciao.
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I was on a mission.
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All I had to do was
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turn to the power of
the Internet for help.
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Unfortunately in 1992,
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that power had a long way to go.
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I do kind of miss that sound.
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Hey, Mr. McAllister,
remember me?
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You're kind of hard to forget.
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Thank you. I was
hoping we could talk.
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Oh, uh, yeah.
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You know, this might
not be the best time...
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What's he doing here?
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Oh, hey.
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You work here, too. Hi.
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He wanted to talk.Great.
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Let's talk about how
we busted our butts
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to send Amanda to college,
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give her opportunities
we never had,
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and now she's knocked up
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and right back in Medford.
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Let's talk about that.
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Well, my meemaw likes to say
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that every baby
brings a little luck.
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Yeah, that's... what
she likes to say.
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Look, I know you're
not happy about it,
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but you're gonna
have a grandkid.
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And cutting Mandy out
ain't gonna change that.
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He's not wrong.
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Well, he's not right either.
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You know, it doesn't necessarily
have to be a bad thing.
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My mom got pregnant with me
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before she and
my dad got married.
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So you're gonna
marry my daughter?
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Well, if she'd stop saying "No."
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Well, that's something.
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Jim. All right.
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Why won't she marry you?
What's wrong with you?
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Hmm. Tough to say.
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Maybe I'm too ambitious
and put work first sometimes.
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You know what, I
do the same thing.
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I do.
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Well, it was lovely
to see you both.
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Maybe someday
you can tell me more
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about the tire business.
I bet it's fascinating.
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Oh, well, I'd like that.
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You know, my son
takes no interest in it.
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His loss.
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Goodbye, Mr. Cooper.
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Goodbye, ma'am.
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Steel-belted radials,
who came up with that?
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Oh, that was Michelin.
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Oh, yeah. There you go.
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He asked.
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Sheldon...
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Hello.
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Are you comfortable?
Can I get you anything?
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I wouldn't say no to a water.
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I wasn't being sincere.
Why are you at my desk?
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I needed to use your modem
to check my bulletin board.
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Why can't you use the library?
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Then I wouldn't
get to see you, silly.
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Ooh, I got a response.
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Someone named RedWolf
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has the comic I'm looking for.
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Oh, joy. Oh, dear.
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Someone named Sucka
MC just offered to buy it.
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Riveting.
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RedWolf sold it.
This is a disaster.
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That's too bad. Move.
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These message
boards are so frustrating.
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You have to post
what you're looking for,
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then hope someone responds,
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and then hope you see the reply
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before they sell it to
someone named Sucka MC.
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Oh, you're
frustrated? I'm sorry.
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I can only imagine
what that feels like.
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Too bad there's not a
comic book database
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so I could search through it
and find what I'm looking for.
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Well, CERN has
something similar.
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You can search a
database of scientific papers.
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But there's no database
for comic books.
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You should make
one. Somewhere else.
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Mmm, sounds like a lot of work.
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Or does it sound
like a lot of fun?
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Go find out.
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Do you want to do it with me?
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Only if you share credit,
and my name comes first.
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Never mind.
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I knew that would work.
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What the hell were you thinking?
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What'd you do?
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What'd I do?
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You went and talked to
my folks behind my back?
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Oh, Georgie.
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I was trying to patch
things up between 'em.
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That's none of your business.
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Our baby's gonna
be their grandkid.
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So?
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So we're gonna
need free babysitters.
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He's got you on that one.
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They cut me off.
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If they want to be a
part of this kid's life,
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then they can
start by apologizing.
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I don't know, your
mom don't seem like
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the apologetic type of gal.
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Oh, so now you're the
expert on my parents?
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I got a handle on your dad.
Your mom, she's a tougher nut.
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She kind of reminds me of you.
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You think that was
smart or dumb?
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Dumb.
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Missy, I need to speak
with your manager.
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I didn't mean to sell
your stupid comic book.
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It's not about that,
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although I'm still
upset about that,
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and will be for
as long as I live.
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Then why do you
need to talk to him for?
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I have a business proposal.
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It touches on the
burgeoning field of informatics
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and could
revolutionize... Nigel!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, you know, just
one of them days.
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Put that back.
265
00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:16,398
I'll split it with you.
266
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,659
No.
267
00:10:17,703 --> 00:10:19,269
Fine.
268
00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:22,838
What's going on?
269
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,536
Mandy's pissed at me.
270
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,841
I believe that.
271
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,408
Pretty sure her folks are, too.
272
00:10:27,451 --> 00:10:29,366
She introduced you to her folks?
273
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,717
Mmm, I sort of
introduced myself to them,
274
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,153
and it didn't go great.
275
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,807
Well, you're ass
ain't full of buckshot,
276
00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:36,200
so it could have gone worse.
277
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,201
I don't know, it
feels pretty bad.
278
00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:40,726
Your Pop Pop decked me once.
279
00:10:40,769 --> 00:10:42,816
No. Oh, yeah.
280
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,687
Got me good. But
it all worked out.
281
00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:47,298
He end up liking you?
282
00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:49,125
He died.
283
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,826
So if you let me build
a searchable database
284
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,193
of all your titles,
then theoretically,
285
00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:56,090
anyone in the world
can see your inventory.
286
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,700
That sounds all right.
287
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,788
All right? This
is revolutionary.
288
00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:00,746
Other comic book
stores will follow suit,
289
00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:02,096
and someday, if you want to find
290
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,663
Doom Patrol and Suicide
Squad Special Issue #1,
291
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,206
then all you'll have
to do is type it in.
292
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,797
I just sold one of those.
293
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,668
Despite the note on file,
294
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,495
but that's water
under the bridge.
295
00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:15,109
So you're gonna input my
whole inventory free of charge?
296
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,676
Yes. Well, can you do it
297
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,067
at night so you're
not in the way?
298
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,767
My bedtime is 9:30, so
that's a solid two hours.
299
00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:22,289
Well, there's a
lot of comics here.
300
00:11:22,332 --> 00:11:23,769
How long is this gonna take?
301
00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:26,293
This is quite the undertaking.
Would you like to help?
302
00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:27,599
You got it.
303
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,993
Missy, you're
working late tonight.
304
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,822
Freaking Sheldon.
305
00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:46,618
Can't believe this is how
I'm spending my night.
306
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,533
I know, alone in a
comic book store.
307
00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:49,620
A dream come true.
308
00:11:49,664 --> 00:11:51,014
Your dreams are sad.
309
00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:53,581
Hmm. At least
they've been realized.
310
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,452
So what do we got to do?
311
00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,280
We just need to
take every comic book
312
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,719
and input the title and issue
number into the computer.
313
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,547
Fine, I'll call them
out, you type them up.
314
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:08,509
New Teen Titans #42.
315
00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:09,597
Got it.
316
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,078
New Teen Titans #43.
317
00:12:12,121 --> 00:12:13,080
Got it.
318
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,821
New Mutants #87.
319
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,519
Why would New Mutants
be next to New Teen Titans?
320
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,520
Because they both
start with "New"?
321
00:12:19,563 --> 00:12:22,393
But one's Marvel
and the other's DC.
322
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,744
Would you put Aquaman and
Sub-Mariner next to each other?
323
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,485
I don't know, they
could talk about fish.
324
00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,182
This is madness.
325
00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:30,750
I have to fix this.
326
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,360
Aren't we here to type
stuff into the computer?
327
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,493
There's no reason
we can't do both.
328
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,365
It's gonna take forever.
329
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,759
We could use some help.
330
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,804
A comic book store after hours.
331
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,633
It's a dream come true.
332
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,504
And we get to organize it.
333
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,375
We don't have to.
334
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:49,681
Don't listen to her,
335
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,004
she doesn't
appreciate the dream.
336
00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:55,644
May I help you?
337
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,254
Are you Mary Cooper?
338
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,386
I am, and you are?
339
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,171
Jim McAllister.
340
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,217
I'm Mandy's dad.
341
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,480
Oh! Oh...
342
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,655
George!
343
00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,658
Okay, so we're agreed,
344
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,791
we'll have Marvel over
here, DC over there,
345
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,139
and indies in the back.
346
00:13:13,182 --> 00:13:15,403
But within each section,
how do we organize them?
347
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,057
Alphabetical, by title.
348
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,860
But then you'd have
Amazing Spidermanin the A's,
349
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,078
Spectacular
Spiderman in the S's,
350
00:13:20,102 --> 00:13:22,235
and Web of Spiderman in the W's.
351
00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:23,846
You see the insanity.
352
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:26,761
Okay. So we'll do it
alphabetical by character.
353
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,851
But then we file
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen
354
00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:31,722
under "J" for "Jimmy"
or "S" for "Superman"?
355
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,769
How about under "I"
for I'm going home.
356
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,341
What if we go crazy and
organize them by artist?
357
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,431
All the Steve Ditkos in
one place? 'Nuff said.
358
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,779
Yeah.
359
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:48,697
So, Jim, your
daughter is just lovely.
360
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,700
Oh, thanks. And,
uh, your son seems...
361
00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,268
brave.
362
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,182
Brave, dumb,
363
00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:57,445
it's a coin toss.
364
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,750
What can we help you with?
365
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,927
Oh, well, uh, I got
some money here,
366
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,885
and I was just hoping
y'all could give it to Mandy.
367
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:06,235
She's just right across
the street at my mom's.
368
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,933
You could give
it to her yourself.
369
00:14:07,976 --> 00:14:12,024
Oh, no, I couldn't do
that and stay married.
370
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,895
Sounds like we
got the same wife.
371
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,115
George.
372
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,291
Just trying to lighten
the mood, honey.
373
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,292
I-I'll make sure she gets it.
374
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,815
Thank you.
375
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,513
I'm sure your wife will
come around eventually.
376
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,820
Well, I'm hoping that
when she sees the baby,
377
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,649
that ice cube in her
chest might start to melt.
378
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,303
Yep, same wife.
379
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,610
Come on, it's funny.
380
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:38,181
So, you can just type in
381
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,748
whatever comic
you're looking for,
382
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,290
and the computer
will tell you who has it?
383
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,945
Once enough people
enter their inventories
384
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,360
in the database, yes.
385
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:46,014
That's really cool.
386
00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:48,104
Would you say
it's revolutionary?
387
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,409
I would.
388
00:14:49,452 --> 00:14:50,540
Will you?
389
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,065
It's revolutionary.
390
00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:53,543
Thanks.
391
00:14:53,587 --> 00:14:57,678
Could it be used to
catalog other things?
392
00:14:57,721 --> 00:14:59,549
Yes, the applications
are endless.
393
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,682
So there could be a database of,
394
00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:04,250
I don't know, available women?
395
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:05,513
Available for what?
396
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,080
At this point, anything.
397
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,517
Ooh, there could be
ones for scientific grants.
398
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:10,952
Yeah, or my idea.
399
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,216
Finding grants is such a
time-consuming process.
400
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:14,956
If there was a
centralized database,
401
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,847
it would change the
research landscape entirely.
402
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:18,177
Yeah, that's cool, I guess.
403
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,701
And many grants
never get applied for
404
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,443
because people
don't know about them,
405
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:26,969
so this would be good for
the grantor and the grantee.
406
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:29,798
Well, shouldn't
we finish this first?
407
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,886
This idea is too big to wait.
408
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,062
I got to go. Will you lock up?
409
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,808
I'm gonna steal so much stuff.
410
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,900
What?
411
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,947
I was wrong, go
ahead and yell at me.
412
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,557
It's not up to you. I
decide when I'm gonna yell.
413
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,211
Okay, which way you leaning?
414
00:15:52,254 --> 00:15:54,145
What the hell is wrong with
you? You went to his store?
415
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:56,302
Is it his? 'Cause your mom
416
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,043
seems to be
calling all the shots.
417
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,481
Is that my dad's truck?
418
00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:04,049
Well, Mandy's not gonna
apologize to her mom,
419
00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:06,529
and her mom's not
gonna apologize to her,
420
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:09,010
so I got to figure out some
way to broker the peace.
421
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:12,231
Maybe we could have
everyone over here for dinner.
422
00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:14,408
Mary, when has that ever worked?
423
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,409
Food is healing, George.
424
00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:17,759
You should know.
425
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,717
Hey. What? I'm just
lightening the mood.
426
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,677
What are you doing here?
427
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,071
Oh, hi, sweetie.
428
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,768
Yeah, hi. What
are you doing here?
429
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,030
Mandy, your mom
and dad miss you.
430
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,250
Then they should
be talking to me.
431
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:33,209
Well, you know how
stubborn your mom can be.
432
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,775
Too well.
433
00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:36,255
But, uh...
434
00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,998
maybe she's not the
only one being stubborn.
435
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,782
Excuse me?
436
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,088
I came to you for help
and you kicked me out.
437
00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:45,655
Okay, how about
we all take a breath.
438
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,355
Ooh, I could make
brownies. Mary.
439
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,052
Look, this is my life.
440
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,662
If y'all want to
be a part of it,
441
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:52,663
you know where to find me.
442
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:53,837
Yeah.
443
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:56,101
Oh, don't help me.
444
00:16:57,841 --> 00:17:00,279
Good to see you, Mr. McAllister.
445
00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:04,240
Quit following me.
446
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,461
Food would have helped.
447
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,314
So, as you can see
on the chart on page 34,
448
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,055
the amount of time
spent searching for grants
449
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,689
would be cut by 80%.
450
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:20,144
Do you see what this could
do for the scientific community?
451
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,519
Yes. We could
charge an access fee
452
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,259
to every university
on the planet,
453
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:28,047
and I can retire on a
yacht in the Bahamas.
454
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,787
You're missing the point.
455
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:30,744
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
456
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:31,939
Uh, good for science. I love it.
457
00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:34,575
So, our next step is
we get legal involved
458
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,097
and start drawing
up the contracts.
459
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,491
Shouldn't we build a
working prototype first
460
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,492
to prove it's viable?
461
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,884
Well, do you think it's viable?
462
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,670
I do. Well, that's
good enough for me.
463
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:43,758
I'll call legal.
464
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,019
Wait, what should I do?
465
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,194
Uh...
466
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:49,023
Here's a dollar.
467
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,113
Go get yourself a Yoo-hoo on me.
468
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:53,072
All right.
469
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,645
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