Original subtitles

Look around you

Seven out of 1 0 people you meet will admit to be movie lovers.

And if you get close enough...

You almost be able to hear them thinking about movies

My life is so Bridget Jones's Diary. But where's my Hugh Grant?

I want to take a dance class so I'll have a body..

...become like J.Lo's in Shall We Dance

l love The Last Samurai Tom Cruise is so cool

l love The Last Samurai Tom Cruise is so sexy...

Most of these people had their live changed inspired by a film

including my friends

This is Andi. A true punk devotee

Only believes in chaos and anti-establishment

But after watching Bad Boys he was so inspired

He joined the police academy

This is my friend Pipin. A total nerd

Never been able to establish a social connection with anyone

But after watching A Beautiful Mind he created many imaginary friends

Abel a hard rock guitarist

Believes that a man's manhood measured by what's in his hands

But after watching Bring it On he decided to become a cheerleader

Film..

Probably the greatest blessing that art has ever given to mankind

We have been familiar with the process of moviemaking

Write the script

Then you got to find the financial back-up

This movie will win in many festivals. Is it profitable?

But the theme is very important... l don't give a damn about that

Is it profitable or not?

Then the movie will be shot Camera.. Action!

Cut!

Edited..

And after several press conferences...

You can always tell a film maker's character by her films

So my question is why your movies are always about S-E-X? Sex?

Because l love sex. N-E-X-T.. Next!

And after an expensive gala premiere..

The actors are getting richer and richer But the crew stay poor

Tell me about it

Hey! I'm the one who made her look pretty!

Only then a movie can be seen at the cinema

But there are only a few people who is aware of my important role..

...in the overall process

I�m the man behind the scene. I�m the one who determines..

...whether you can see a movie at the cinema or not

Yes I�m a film delivery man

Let me tell you how important my job is

Let's count how many movie theaters there are in the city

Everyday these theaters play the same titles

The ideal thing is each theater should have one print of each title

However our film importer are clever profiteers

They only buy one print for every two theaters

in normal cases each title is divided into six film reels

Or up to 1 2 reels for Indian movies

But with all due respect to Indian movie devotees..

...we're not going to talk about Indian films here

These six film reels must be played in two theatres by turns

Two reels at a time That's why there's a time difference..

...for the screening of a movie at the two cinemas

Whatever movie you're watching every time this mark appears..

...it means the reel is close to its end and the role..

...of the delivery man is crucial for the continuity of the movie

This job requires reliable people. Or else..

This sign will appear on your theatre's screen

SORRY WAITING FOR FILM REEL

I've never been late delivering film reels

Trust me this is not an easy task

But I�ll never forget my oath before l took this important job

PUNCTUAL� RELIABLE�

My name is Joni. And this is my promise

"JONI'S PROMISE"

l always believe that as long as you have a great dedication to your work

You won't be bothered with other thoughts

You won't be bothered by the fact that you're 22 and never have a girlfriend

Cause you won't have time for romance anyway

You made us late watching this film We're not late yet Otto..

You know l only want to sit in the middle area

That's where you can hear the surround effect at its best

Why do you have to pay much money to see a movie..

...but you can't enjoy it the way it was designed at its best?

Did you bring my lunch?

You should've lunch like normal people. This thing will kill you

Well.. I�m ready to go

What's with you? What do you mean?

You were exhaling when you entering this room

You seem pre-occupied right now

Oh Nothing l just saw the most beautiful woman I�ve ever seen

Ha! Finally you got attracted by a woman

l thought you were having some problem with that

Did you try to get to know her? Well it can't be that simple

Why not? It's just... Unprofessional

Jon.. the best place to meet your woman is at your workplace

This very theater is where l met my wife for the first time

Of course.. but she was a ticket checker

So? What's wrong with that?

Oh I know what you mean

She was a ticket checker and I�m a projectionist

So we belong in the same class. And the woman you just saw..

...must be out of our league

Joni will expect better from you No that's not it

Jon life is just like a movie theater

lf you're slow it will start without you

it won't wait for you..

Of course it'll wait for me cause l got the film reels

Should l just approach her and ask for her phone number?

What does Mr. Ucok know? We are living in a world of classes

Besides l don't even know whether the man is her boyfriend or not

I�m going to the front line

Maybe somebody could pick up a ticket for me Otto please don't

We wait until our turn come

You should be the one who tries to get those tickets

l can't believe you're so calm after making us late!

Excuse me Could you pick up 2 tickets for me?

They invented the concept of queuing for a reason

So those who come first can get the tickets first

Why do we have to stand in line if somebody can pick up tickets for us?

Grow up will you? If you say no no need to lecture me Man! Okay.

Hey can you pick up 2 tickets for me? What�s in it for me?

I can pay for yours I come with my friends Okay..

There are three of us Fine I don't care about money

See? I got it...

C'mon that movie is bullshit

No I totally buy it. It�s cool

There's only one true love for each person

And that someone is called your soul mate

But how do you recognize your soul mate?

When your heart tells you so

You're a chronic hopeless romantic you know that?

That's the design man

What if you can live with someone who's not your soul mate?

Jennifer Aniston said in The Object of My Affection...

That love is all about choosing one and make it work

Then you're just compromising man I don't want to do that

So... Have you found your soul mate yet?

Silly you Do l really have to answer that?

This is seat 30 N and that the closest to the screen and by the wall man!

Hey Man lucky l got you tickets didn't l? l already paid...

...for you and your friends. No need to ask you to get these tickets

l can get it by standing in line Those seats you want already taken

You can buy near that seat right? I�m sorry then...

I�m gonna report you to the security for scalping Go ahead

Many witnesses saw that you're the one who asked for it

What do you want? And you what do you want? Shall we settle this outside?

it�s up to you

Excuse me did you see the girl who came with that man in funny pants?

She's gone Man

lf l got boyfriend like him l would have gone too

But I�ll bitch-slap him first

Oh don't worry l will never bitch-slap you Baby..

Still upset for not getting the best seat?

l told my boyfriend to build his own theater

So he is your boyfriend..

You must be want to know why girls stick to pain-in-the-neck boyfriends?

l don't think so I�m not qualified to give any comment

Never been in a relationship

So you're film delivery man? How did you know that?

l can see Really?

Not too many people notice it l notice it

So how long have you been working in here? Almost a year Part-time

l go to college in the morning and deliver film reels in the afternoon

Why do you want to be a film delivery man?

Please don't get offended Cause l think what you're doing is cool

No harm taken. Besides l love this job

And actually this kind of business has been in my family for generations

Delivering film reels? No I mean delivery business

What do you mean?

My father was a postal worker

Post..

For 20 years he worked he never delivered a letter to a wrong address

My grandfather was a hired musician

He delivered the message of love through songs

Twenty years he was doing his job until one day he met my grandma

After that he quit his job Because my grandma always gets jealous..

...if my Grandpa sang a love song for other women

So what did he do then?

Then he changed his profession and became a debt collector

His profession still as a delivery man. Delivering a message from people..

Ten years as a debt collector he never failed to collect the debt

Following my ancestor's footstep here I am now as a delivery man

A film delivery man it�s been almost a year I�m delivering film reels..

...and I�ve never been late

May l know your name?

l tell you what You deliver our film reels and make sure..

...that the film will not stop in the middle

Then I�ll tell you my name, deal?

You must have a beautiful name. it needs an effort just to know it

So you won't easily forget it Good point

What's your name?

l also don't want you to easily forget my name

What the hell are you doing out here?

Don't you know that l almost got gang up in there?

Otto if you don't like the seats let's just go back tomorrow

l told you l only want to see movies the first day they are shown

The film will be all scratched on the second day

You know how careless theater's employees are in this country

What are you doing? Is he bothering you?

He's the film delivery man. He just passing through

So why the hell are you still in here?

Don't you have film reels to deliver?

You're not supposed to get friendly with the delivery man

He's not our league lf l can only get friendly to people on your league

l wouldn't have any friends at all What's that suppose to mean?

ADAM SUBANDI'S ART EXHIBITION: ''STOLEN GOODS'' THIS SUNDAY

As a delivery man you always compete with time

But you still got time to see many kind of people

After one year working I�m able to make 1 0 classifications

First attention seekers viewer

My mother asked me to drink herbal medicine My God.. it's so retro

Hellooo.. in this age where everything is so sophisticated..

...you still believe in things that you simply squeeze?

Oh my God! Remember the handsome guy who plays basketball? He calls me

Hi Sammy..

Second picnic viewer

Third dating viewer

Fourth pirate viewer

Fifth spoiler audience

Later that guy will kidnapped by the bad guy

But he can escape and meet the girl he loves

Sixth film critics. But l don't know about these guys

Are they really serious at their work

Or just show off that they're film critics

One thing for sure I never believe to what film critics has written

Seventh cellular viewer

Hello? Yeah I am watching a movie

Eight sleeping viewer

Ninth idiot audience..

What happened? How come he died? He's been shot

Oh I see With what? A gun

I see.. Really?

Tenth perfectionist viewer

Excuse me...

What should l call you? Just Mr. Ucok

Eh Mr. Ucok How much do you earn monthly?

Why? I know that movie projectionist is not well paid

But it doesn't mean that you should do your job half-heartedly

Do you even notice that the film is out of focus? Really?

I miss five minutes of the film because of you

Next time please do your job right

How come he's alive again? l thought he was shot

Hey can you be quiet?

I know a lot about movie viewer. But l know nothing about women

What l know is l will never let this woman down

A viewer came here earlier complaining that the film was out of focus

I think I have to change my glasses because when l checked..

...its turn out it was just fine Which one of that person?

The one that sits in the very front on the very right

Don't worry about that. The film is fine He's just crazy

Have you tried to get to know the girl yet?

Yeah after this movie l may even go to dinner with her tonight

Tonight is my last shift Is the boyfriend coming?

l don't know l hope not If he's coming I should come too

l haven't seen a war in a long time

l think it's gonna be interesting

ADAM SUBANDI'S ART EXHIBITION: ''STOLEN GOODS'' THIS SUNDAY

Mr. Ucok...

lf l don't come back from war please give this flower to that girl

Oh.. l thought it was for me. l thought you've lost your mind

How long have you been standing here? About two hours Son...My God

C'mon let me get you across

Okay here we are lf not because of you..

...l would have lost my faith in humanity in this city

Don't be like that. l bet if you have asked someone

...they would have helped you There are still many good people in Jakarta

Hey...!

Sir Someone just stole my motorbike Where is it?

it�s gone The thief just ran passed you Where did you park?

Over there Did you lock it?

No Because l thought it was only for a moment Well that's your own fault

You should have locked it So what should we do now?

Let's come with me to the station to make an official report

Can't we go after the thief first? l didn't bring my vehicle with me

lf you come to the station maybe my friend can help you to chase him

Never mind I have to go Taxi! But you got to make an official report!

Hey remember.. Always lock your motorbike every time you park!

Good afternoon..

Good afternoon Metropolitan Building Please hurry

Okey dokey..

Do you work there or going shopping? I am on my way to work

Really At which department? At the theater I see..

How is working there Good? Yeah it's good

How about the paycheck Enough

When someone say enough it means it's not enough

No it's really enough

Have you married? No l haven't

How old are you? 22

Ah, you still want to be free right?

But if l can give you some advice don't wait too long

You'll regret it, just like me. l already 50 years old

l just got married nine months ago. l never thought of getting married at all

All l did was just fighting..

l used to be a thug you know. But I�m an obedient civilian now

My wife will deliver our baby soon. I�m so thrilled

Even l also feel the suffers when she's pregnant

The pregnancy makes her likes to beat me up

She would pull my hair sometimes kick me Maybe that's the baby desire

But I am sure the baby will be a boy

l will be so thrilled if it's a boy. Cause l only got sisters

How about you? How many brothers? Four And how many brothers?

All of them are boys My goodness..

You guys must have fought all the time!

You know I also want to have 4 sons. But since l got married too late

I�m not sure I�ll be able to have them

Because they say the sperm becomes lazy when you get older

l hope you'll be able to...Actually l really grateful to have children

l can't imagine if my wife got four more pregnancy

And she will have desires to torture me like this

I�ll be tortured, beaten up, being kicked all the time

Do I have to get tortured like that for four years?

And I have to go home early today I don't want when the time comes..

...for my wife to deliver the baby and I�m not on his side

What's the matter M'am?

l already told my wife not to go out anymore

But you know she's a strong-headed woman

She still likes to go out to buy groceries

Ah.. My wife's belly is as big as that woman Listen carefully!

I�m so tired... God in Heaven!

That's my wife!

This is my wife! Aren�t you too old to be her husband?

You're too old to be my wife! You're too old to be my father!

And you're too old to be my mother!

Such an old guy! No wonder you�re so old

Hey l got to go to my work place! Please watch over my wife!

Your work place won't go anywhere!

Hang on sweet pie! Hang on. We almost arrive at the hospital

You don't want to deliver it right now do you?

No, no, please don't do that! it�s dangerous

No, no, let her! Let her do it. Never mind

My God! I don't want to die yet!

l haven't even got married yet That's why get married first

So you can experience beautiful moments like this

God help me...!

The baby hasn't come yet, has it?

Hang on Pumpkin. Please hang on in there

Don't let the baby come out yet... Please wait for the doctor

Hang on Honey..

We're there Baby Hang on... We're there

Please hang on..

Hello..

You wait inside and you please wait outside. How come l can't go in?

Only the husband can go in. Parents please just wait outside

I�m not her husband I�m her husband.. Honey.. Tell him I�m your husband No!

l don't want to have an old husband like you! Okay then..

The two of you can go inside

Doc..

Hang on Pumpkin. Hang on

Relax. Is this your first child?

it must be the first child. Just relax..

Let me put on some music

Push Ma'am Push..

That's it.. Relax

Keep on pushing... l can see the head already

Is it a boy or a girl? l can't tell yet But it's beautiful..

You hear that honey? We got a handsome boy..

No I can't tell about that yet I�m sure it's a boy

Are you sure? Fifty-fifty

Keep on pushing M�am!

When l grow up I'll be a doctor

I�ll be a film star Film stars need a doctor if they get sick

l can go to a shaman instead

My parents never believe in anything super natural

They don't even believe each other You're so mean

Yo Joni! What do you wanna be when you grow up?

I�m gonna be a film delivery man

A film delivery man..

I�m so proud if you become a film delivery man Joni

Whoa! I want to be a film delivery man too

But you must wake up now. The film is near its end

Shit! How long have l been passed out? It's a boy!

I want to name him after you. What's your name?

Damn! Dem? Dem what?! Dem Gunadem?

Hmm. That's a cute name

You don't need me You're so independent You're strong smart

I�m just an excess baggage to you Don't you get it Bob?

I am what I am because I have you. I exist if I have you..

...to show me the way

You are my flash light my headlamp..

Cut!

What the hell was that? Seriously did you ever kiss anyone?

Of course I have I had boyfriends. No wonder they always leave you

Watch this! This is how you kiss your partner

Never let others lip in your mouth unless it's really good

But nobody kissing on the street like that in this country!

Then what do you call what I have just done?

And l want to kiss every where l like. it�s up to me

But l can repeat what you have done give me some motivation first..

Your motivation is how to do your best in order you get a real role

Stand by.. Camera set!

Play 609, take one... Camera.. Action!

You don't need me You're so independent You're strong smart..

I'd only be an excess baggage to you

Don't you get it Bob? I am what I am because I have you

l exist because you're there to show me the way

You're my Flash light my head lamp

Who the hell is that? Sssssstt...!

Sorry I�m lost Can you tell me the way out of here?

We're all lost here. I can't help you, Please stay..

If I have to lose you, that means a step backward for me

But, I have to start all over again. And I�m not sure I�ll be able..

...to come out from it

Cut! Okay let's try that again one more time

What the hell are you talking about. That was perfect! But..

That was perfect!

That was great l love your ad-lib. ''We're all lost here'' That's genius!

Hey what's your name? Joni Okay Joni�

I need you for the next shot. For continuity Well..

What continuity? Take it tighter

Don't you think we should have another take of the last one?

Hey Movie star! Can you repeat that scene as good as it was?

I can try that but I�m not sure about it. Then we don't need to

But.. Don't you think it'll be weird? We have unknown character

How many movies have you directed? Well.. none

I�ve always been an assistant director So shut up!

And I want that man in!

Hey! What's your name again? Joni Okay Joni now you stand over there

And repeat what you did earlier I can't, I have to go. No way!

You must be in the frame for a continuity What do you mean?

We want to shoot with tighter angle. And you have to be in that frame

Or else we can't get continuity shoot You were there in one frame..

...but you weren't in the next frame l can't l have to deliver a film now

Please understand I�ve been having a lot of problems today Me too

You must do it! I don't want a retake. I�m not sure l will be able that good

But I can't stay! It's your own fault! You can't just barge into a film set!

I�m sorry I've already interrupted you. But I still have to go

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l know l can be more than just a lab rat All l need is a chance..

...and l got it right before my eyes. it�s impossible for me to waste it

And that was my best performance but if I have to retake..

I�m not sure l will be able that good. lf l can show my best performance..

...my chance to play in big movie will be open wide

But if you refuse that's might as well you kill my career you know

it would be better if you just kill me right now Go on, kill me now!

I need your help Please

Alright. But l can't stay too long

Hey can we start working again?!

Okay we start all over again

Stand by. Roll camera Action!

Cut! The mike equipment is visible in my frame Amateur!

Should I hold the boom myself? Please stay if I have to lose you...

...that's mean a great backward for me Cut!

My monitor's dead! I�m blind! I�m blind!

That's mean a great backward for me. But I have to start all over again

And I�m not sure l will able survive from it Cut! Perfect!

Thanks Can l go now?.Yes you can. But see that woman first

She'll give you the payment That's no need I�m such in a hurry

l like that man He's so sexy

Do you think you can get him in the next scene?

Can you?

Wait She just wore a bikini. Didn't she wear tank-top?

it�s the next day already Her friend just said goodnight, remember?

l see So if somebody says good night it means the next day?

it�s not like that. But that was the previous night

And now already in the next morning. And entering the day light

Hey can you shut up! Hey you keep it down!

it wasn't me! But these 2 dumb heads! You shut up!

I�ll shut if these two shut up! We didn't make any noise..

That's it! You want to settle this outside? What should we do outside?

We're watching this movie Okay come on!

Security! Help! This man's crazy! Security help!

He's mad! Security!

Security he's going crazy! He just hit me for no reason

Can you go outside with me please? l don't want to go outside

I want to watch this movie! You've made a commotion in here

it wasn't me! it was them! No need to shout You're annoying others

They annoyed me first! Say one more thing I�ll drag you out myself Fine..

But I�ll never come to this theater ever again!

Are you coming?

Fine! But don't ever see me again! Keep your greasy hand off me!

Help!

What was she doing? Why is she dead? She got another shot?

Help.. Let it go!

Robber!? Let it go! Help!

Robber! Help..

Help me please? Let it go! Robber! Help me! Just let it go!

Help! Robber! Hey, let go of that girl! Mind your own business!

Go away!

You better believe me. l don't want to involve with this

I have to be in my work place in thirty minutes

So how about you let her go and l can go to my work too

Why don't you just fuck off?! Because l still have a good conscience

And l can let you rob this woman

You wanna fight me? Violence has never been a good solution Man

But I won't mind kicking a thief's butt to fight the street crime

Who the hell do you think you are? Spider-Man?

Let me ask you a question, Spidey

Why in this age there's still someone who wants to be a hero?

Beats me man

l helped an old blind man across earlier and my motorcycle got stolen

So why you wanna help somebody else this time?

I guess I�m not as aphetic and cynical as you are

After this I'm sure... You will become that too.

Hey where the hell are you going? Our discussion isn't over!

Shit!

Looking for a girl who's wearing a jeans jacket in the bright day light?

Did you see her?

Hair this long? Yes 1 58 cm height 45 kg weight?

Well that l don't know...She's my sister Thank God! Where is she?

l don't know

Shame on you trying to bribe me I�m not trying to bribe you

I�m just offering you money so you can buy more ice cream

I�m young But not stupid. Besides l still got more ice cream

Not stupid huh? Now tell me where she is

Listen Even if l tell you where she is..

That's not because you bribed me. I�m not a snitch

Okay You're not a snitch And she's my own sister

l won't do her any harm That's good

Cause if you do you will have to face me in flesh..

I�ll totally freak out if that happens. l won't do anything to her

Now that we understood each other let's go then

Why are you looking for my sister anyway? We got business

What's your name? Joni Joni? Mine's Toni

Joni Toni. Joni and Toni are walking together to look for Voni

Your sister's name is Voni? And we got a little brother named Boni

Do you like it or you haven't got a meal? I'm starving

Haven't you have lunch? This is my lunch

Do you always have ice cream as your lunch? I'm poor Jon..

l eat anything's available You're too chubby to be a poor boy

Who says all poor kids have to be skinny? l got bad metabolism

So even l only eat a little... They'll always turn into fat

How do you know all these? l read my Men's Health

You don't believe me? That means you've insulted poor people twice

First you said we can't be chubby

Second you don't believe we read Men's Health Magazine

l didn't say l didn't believe you. I�m just amazed..

...a little boy could talk like that There you insult me again

You think poor kids can't be smart like me! I didn't say you're smart

You hurt my feeling one more time and I�m going home

Is your sister at home? Of course not!

Okay let me know where she is And I�ll promise to shut up

Good We're there

Are you guys ready?

Our drummer is not here yet. I can't wait for too long Man

I�ll have a meeting a major label executive in 1 5 minutes

He's on his way here. He'll be in here in a minute

How do you know? Did he call you? None of you guys have cell phone

lf he said he will come then he'll come Man

Look l put my neck at stake to give you guys a chance

I�m just trying to help you out. Please don't screw it up Okay..

Five minutes it�s all we ask. After that you can go

I�ve come to a point where I�m ready to break your face Wait l can explain

I don't need explanation. l need my bag Where is it?

l don't have it Then where is it? Does Voni have it? Where is she?

She doesn't have it either. Somebody else does

But l can give you the address Is this your drummer?

You think I�m stupid? How if you give the wrong one?

Is this your drummer or not? l could come to show you

But I have to attend an audition first

l don't give a shit Just look at my friends!

We've already spend a lot of money top pay for practice..

And with borrowed gears We've never had a chance to be heard Until today

Please don't kill their dream for what I did. So this is not your drummer?

Alright I�ll give you time for your audition

But after that you have to come with me We can do that

Our drummer isn't here yet Your five minutes is almost up Jeff

Okay then I�ll play the drum. After that you have to come with me

Do you.. play drums? There�s only one way to find out isn�t there?

Come out Voni!

Don't worry I�m fine..

Go Joni go Joni!

Strolled away from my true aim. Had force myself trapped in a circle

lf only you knew Hiding to hide the grudge My day's too dark

But I�ve been indecisive since the beginning lf only you knew

Had to wait until one time we can meet

And I�ll tell you about all those worries

Till they fade away

This condition had made my heart to wish quietly and no one ever know

Even if this chance slips away and we�ll feel the regret

You'll still never know

Congratulation You're in How is it?

Okay Now you're coming with me I want to introduce you..

...to people from that major label l can't l have to go

You're a fool if you let this one go No can't do He has to come with me

And who are you? His pimp?

I�ll come with you. This is all my fault anyway

Whatever

I�ll come with you

He's gonna be your drummer for good right?

I dunno. He's got a bad temper

Next time before you steal something make sure that's a valuable thing

I know There are only film reels in the bag

Huh? Film? What film? Don't tell me it's Pok�mon it�s too childish right?

What are you? Vocalist slash thief? Voni's a thief? No way

My folks aint raising anybody to be a thief

My late father used to say do whatever to stay alive..

...but never steal We stole to pay for the audition

l bet you couldn't sell the bag We did We sold it to Adam Subandi

in fact he was the one who told me to steal

Who's Adam Subandi? You've never heard of Adam Subandi?

You've never heard of Adam Subandi? No I haven't Who is he? A mob?

He's a lot scarier than a mob boss. He's got magical powers

Actually he's an artist But.. with magical powers!

Every year he disappears for three months..

Meditating in a cave on a haunted mountains in Java

Have you ever heard about 5 young men from around here who disappeared?

No l didn�t Five young men from around here just disappear

Rumor says they did not actually disappear

it�s widely known that Adam Subandi keeps a fortune in his house

This fortune he got after he did a ceremonial meditating in Java

So they went to make sure about it when Adam Subandi left town

But they got it the wrong way

The next day Adam Subandi got five new pets

A snake, an iguana, a turtle, and two frogs Can you imagine that?

lf you have to become a pet for the rest of your life?

lf this Adam Subandi doesn't like people stealing from him..

Why he asked you to steal?

He's preparing an art exhibition. it�s called ''Stolen Goods''

Everything displayed at the exhibition are things stolen by non-professionals

So I�m in it. I still don't believe that you're a thief

Our late father used to say stealing is the lowest crime in the world

What if l or people that he stole from report to the cops?

Two months ago Adam Subandi was arrested He's still in jail now

Until now?. What do you mean?

If you go to jail you'll see Adam Subandi there. Aw, it's hurt

it�s broken Von... But if you go to his house now..

Perhaps you will see him in there too

l told you. He got magical powers

lf you bring your bag Hold it tight l never thought about it

There she is. I'll be damned. Who is he? He must be one of your victims, right?

No he is not! Don't worry I have good verbal skill, let me persuade them

How come you persuade them if you got beaten first

Thief!

Get them.. Burn them up! Kill them!

Hello? How are you?

l can't run anymore! l got bad metabolism!

Alright Let's hide up there! Go on up there

Faster Toni

They're coming Hide in there!

God it stinks in here Don't complain

I think they're already gone Wait a minute

We have to hurry and get my bag! You want to get burn by them?

Have you ever heard about 5 people who get burn in the terminal..

...only because somebody yelled at them as thief!

I have work to do. And I have to take the risk

Hey can you guys get me down? I�m acrophobic!

Look I�m really sorry Shame on you Sis!

Was it you or your boyfriend who came up with the idea?

l did But he's not my boyfriend She never has one you know

How about you? None of your business

What's the matter? Nothing

Let me see No let's just go. No let me see first!

Is it from the running? No it has been like this for days

This my new sneakers aren't that comfortable These don't look new

She bought them at a pawn shop. Someone stole her old sneakers

They were so comfortable you know?

Is the house still far?

No You see that turn? The second house on the left

Alright you just stay here No, I'll be going with you. No way.

If this man is as dangerous as you Described. you'd better stay here

Let me go in there

But it's my fault Nah I�ve forgiven you already

But Toni can come No thanks. l don't want to turn into an iguana

lf he turns you into an iguana and he turns me into a frog..

You'd surely eat me right?

iguanas don't eat frogs dumb head

Well this is it. See you around

Jon..

Be careful

My exhibition isn't open yet. You come too early

I�m here to take my stuff Which stuff?

A big bag Containing film reels? Things that had been stolen..

...you better let it go

l would if they're mine. But they aren't mine

I only have the responsibility to deliver it

Is this the one?

You take one step forward I�ll burn it

Please don't

Give me one reason why l shouldn't burn this lousy bag

This doesn't fit in my exhibition

Because it's of no use to you why don't you just give it back to me?

Wrong answer Wrong!

Wait!

Because my career depends on whether I can deliver the bag or not

What exactly do you do? I deliver film reels

And you take it as a career? Why not?

You sound smart but why you become such an under-achiever?

You could have gotten a better job if you want to

How do you define a better job? The one that gives me much money?

Isn't that true?

Man you disappoint me. For an artist you�re too shallow

Elaborate A right job is the one that makes you happy doing it

And you're happy delivering film reels? Yeah..

Because delivery is the bases of any kind of communication

it connects people. Remember the prophets?

They're also in the delivery business. They deliver God's messages to humans

You really thought I�d buy your bull shit?

Apparently you don't

You got that right!

Don't..

That was my old bag. You also bought this at Blok M , right?

Here...

can you get me to the Metropole Building? I�m not on duty

Metropole Building? We're all off duty We're on a strike

Taxi! Good afternoon... Good afternoon Handsome..

Cancel...Okay..

What the hell are you doing in here? Only until the road up front..

You can't do that

What happened to him? Heart attack

What's that? Film Sir

Film?

He's traumatized by films. A few months ago a young filmmaker..

...asked us to be his executive producers And the film was a flop?

it�s a huge hit But we refused to fund the film back then

And he is so regretful. You told me that the film is unprofitable

l said if you used big name actors it would sell!

But you're such a cheapskate! And you made me invest in TV station instead!

And now it goes bankrupt. We couldn't even pay the catering!

it was your spiritual advisor who advised us to invest in TV station!

How did we become business partner? You got no sense of business at all!

You're the one who is a dumb head! You are such an idiot

l wish l never met you!

You're a devil from hell! l wish l never knew you at all

You fucking stupid! Stop the car!

We are sorry. Please wait for the reel to come

Excuse me did you just watch Blue Biru?

I did but it's not finished. Everybody has gone, I was the last to wait

I failed

Not really

The movie stopped before it ends right?

My track record is not clean anymore

And the sequence is lost because of me

What happened to you?

Someone stole my bike And then I have to take a part in a film

I�ve been chase by a group of people in the market my bag got stolen..

l have to met a crazy artist

Wow But you're here. And only a couple minutes late

Yeah.. But l still failed

You know what? I�m still curious how the movie ends

l got the ending right here

Angelique What?

My name's Angelique

it is a beautiful name

I�m Joni

Do you know the projectionist? Yeah we're good friends Why?

Do you think you can talk him into playing the last reel for me?

My boyfriend will eat his heart out knowing that l can sit in the middle

Ops.. I mean ex-boyfriend

Gotcha! You fall in love, don�t you? If only I've had met him this morning

But you always wake up at noon

Come on, let's go

What? That's it? So quick How about the ending?