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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:40,700 Robert Shaw 2 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:54,500 Harold Pinter's The Birthday Party 3 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,900 With Patrick Magee 4 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:03,800 Dandy Nichols 5 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:07,900 Maultrie Kelsall Helen Fraser 6 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,000 and Sydney Tafler 7 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,200 Screenplay by Harold Pinter 8 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,800 Directed By William Friedkin 9 00:02:53,268 --> 00:02:54,909 Is that you, Petey? 10 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:01,120 Petey, is that you? 11 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:05,175 Petey? 12 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,315 What? 13 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:10,612 - Is that you? - Yes, it's me. 14 00:03:12,198 --> 00:03:13,300 Are you back? 15 00:03:13,635 --> 00:03:14,432 Yes. 16 00:03:14,675 --> 00:03:16,385 I've got your cornflakes ready. 17 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,200 Here's your cornflakes. 18 00:03:55,378 --> 00:03:56,721 Are they nice? 19 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:59,362 - Very nice. - I thought they'd be nice. 20 00:04:00,878 --> 00:04:02,385 You got your paper? 21 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,510 Uh-huh. 22 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:04,870 Is it good? 23 00:04:05,643 --> 00:04:06,675 Not bad. 24 00:04:07,084 --> 00:04:08,330 What's it say? 25 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,534 Nothing much. 26 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:14,737 You read me out some nice bits yesterday. 27 00:04:15,253 --> 00:04:18,331 Yes, well, I haven't finished this one yet. 28 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,276 Will you tell me when you come to something good? 29 00:04:22,558 --> 00:04:23,409 Yes. 30 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,432 Is Stanley up yet? 31 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:29,346 I don't know. Is he? 32 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:30,651 I don't know. 33 00:04:30,784 --> 00:04:32,159 I haven't seen him down yet. 34 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:33,870 Well then, he can't be up. 35 00:04:34,526 --> 00:04:35,932 Haven't you seen him down? 36 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:38,557 I've only just come in. 37 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,534 He must be still asleep. 38 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,200 What time did you go out this morning, Petey? 39 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,393 Same time as usual. 40 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,159 Was it dark? 41 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,624 No, it was light. 42 00:04:58,893 --> 00:05:01,651 Sometimes you go out in the morning and it's dark. 43 00:05:02,237 --> 00:05:03,456 That's in the winter. 44 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,628 - Oh, in the winter. - It gets light later. 45 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,245 Oh. 46 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,245 What you reading? 47 00:05:15,253 --> 00:05:18,000 - Someone's just had a baby. - Oh, they haven't! Who? 48 00:05:18,362 --> 00:05:20,700 - Some girl. - Who, Petey, who? 49 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:23,667 - I don't think you know her. - What's her name? 50 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,589 Lady Mary Splatt. 51 00:05:30,315 --> 00:05:31,682 I don't know her. 52 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:32,651 No. 53 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,034 What is it? 54 00:05:36,143 --> 00:05:37,464 It's a girl. 55 00:05:37,814 --> 00:05:39,503 - Not a boy? - No. 56 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,409 What a shame. I'd be sorry. 57 00:05:42,987 --> 00:05:44,643 I'd much rather have a little boy. 58 00:05:45,018 --> 00:05:46,401 A little girl's alright. 59 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,050 I'd much rather have a little boy. 60 00:05:51,382 --> 00:05:52,878 I've finished me cornflakes. 61 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,534 - Were they nice? - Very nice. 62 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,237 I've got something else for you. 63 00:05:58,783 --> 00:05:59,524 Good. 64 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,454 Here you are, Petey. 65 00:06:44,165 --> 00:06:46,876 - Is it nice? - I haven't tasted it yet. 66 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,900 - I bet you don't know what it is. - Yes, I do. 67 00:06:50,158 --> 00:06:51,243 What is it, then? 68 00:06:51,798 --> 00:06:52,822 Fried bread. 69 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,236 That's right. 70 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,931 - Very nice. - I knew it was. 71 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,656 Oh, Meg... 72 00:07:01,366 --> 00:07:03,249 two men came up to me on the beach this morning. 73 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,913 - Two men? - Hm. 74 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,280 They wanted to know if we could put them up for a couple of nights. 75 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,772 - Put them up? Here? - Yeah. 76 00:07:10,975 --> 00:07:12,069 How many men? 77 00:07:12,647 --> 00:07:13,424 Two. 78 00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:14,811 What did you say? 79 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:17,630 Well, I said I didn't know and they said they'd come round to find out. 80 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:19,646 Are they coming? 81 00:07:20,444 --> 00:07:21,524 Well, they said they would. 82 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,780 Have they heard about us, Petey? 83 00:07:23,935 --> 00:07:25,324 Yes, they must have done. 84 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,030 Yes, they must have done. 85 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:30,140 They must have heard this was a very good boarding house. 86 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,132 It is. This house is on the list. 87 00:07:33,655 --> 00:07:34,569 It is. 88 00:07:34,827 --> 00:07:36,007 I know it is. 89 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:38,624 They might turn up today. Can you do it? 90 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,913 Oh, I've got that lovely room they can have. 91 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,507 You've got the room ready? 92 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:47,100 I've got the room with the armchair all ready for visitors. 93 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,194 - You're sure? - Yes. 94 00:07:50,147 --> 00:07:51,522 That'll be alright then... 95 00:07:52,077 --> 00:07:53,241 ...if they come today. 96 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,288 Good. 97 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,800 I'm going to wake that boy. 98 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,015 There's a new show coming to the Palace. 99 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,358 On the pier? 100 00:08:00,429 --> 00:08:01,882 No. The Palace, in the town. 101 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,900 Stanley could have been in it, if it was on the pier. 102 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,366 This is a straight show. 103 00:08:07,311 --> 00:08:08,241 What do you mean? 104 00:08:08,429 --> 00:08:09,913 No dancing or singing. 105 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:12,656 What do they do then? 106 00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:13,991 They just talk. 107 00:08:16,522 --> 00:08:17,968 You like a song, eh, Meg? 108 00:08:18,077 --> 00:08:19,921 I like listening to the piano. 109 00:08:20,498 --> 00:08:23,030 I used to like watching Stanley play the piano. 110 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:25,100 Of course, he didn't sing. 111 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:28,803 I'm going to call that boy. 112 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:30,710 Stan! 113 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,867 Stanny! 114 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,921 Stan! 115 00:08:35,337 --> 00:08:38,366 I'm coming up to fetch you if you don't come down! 116 00:08:39,114 --> 00:08:40,452 I'm coming up! 117 00:08:41,373 --> 00:08:43,288 I'm going to count three! 118 00:08:43,587 --> 00:08:46,499 One! Two! Three! 119 00:08:46,616 --> 00:08:48,554 I'm coming to get you! 120 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:55,647 Come on! Get up, you naughty boy! 121 00:08:56,007 --> 00:09:00,535 Come on, Stan, it's breakfast time! Come on! - Get out of here! 122 00:09:10,106 --> 00:09:11,366 He's coming down. 123 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,108 I told him if he didn't hurry up he'd get no breakfast. 124 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:16,757 - That did it, eh? - And his cornflakes. 125 00:09:48,902 --> 00:09:50,102 Morning, Stanley. 126 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,920 - Morning. - So he's come down at last, has he? 127 00:09:54,308 --> 00:09:56,097 He's come down at last for his breakfast. 128 00:09:56,254 --> 00:09:58,488 But he doesn't deserve any, does he, Petey? 129 00:09:59,317 --> 00:10:00,433 Did you sleep well? 130 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,871 I didn't sleep at all. 131 00:10:03,087 --> 00:10:04,879 You didn't sleep at all? 132 00:10:05,358 --> 00:10:06,691 Did you hear that, Petey? 133 00:10:07,281 --> 00:10:09,551 Too tired to eat your breakfast, I suppose? 134 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:12,707 Now you eat up those cornflakes like a good boy. Go on. 135 00:10:18,221 --> 00:10:20,097 What are the cornflakes like, Stan? 136 00:10:20,277 --> 00:10:21,754 Horrible. 137 00:10:22,019 --> 00:10:24,715 Those flakes? Those lovely flakes? 138 00:10:24,879 --> 00:10:28,371 You're a liar, a little liar. They're refreshing. It says so. 139 00:10:28,535 --> 00:10:30,418 For people when they get up late. 140 00:10:30,574 --> 00:10:32,590 - The milk's off. - It's not. 141 00:10:32,808 --> 00:10:34,676 Petey ate his, didn't you, Petey? 142 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,793 - That's right. - There you are then. 143 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,504 Well... 144 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,543 I can see I'll have to go down to one of those smart hotels on the front. 145 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,433 You won't get a better breakfast there than here. 146 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,597 Here you are. You'll like this. 147 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,066 - What's this? - It's fried bread. 148 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,808 - I bet you don't know what it is. - Oh yes I do. 149 00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:28,613 - What? - Fried bread. 150 00:11:29,072 --> 00:11:30,332 He knew. 151 00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:32,504 What a wonderful surprise. 152 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,871 - You didn't expect that, did you? - I bloody well didn't. 153 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:38,902 - Well, I'm off. - You going back to work? - Yes. 154 00:11:39,195 --> 00:11:42,754 - Your tea! You haven't had your tea! - That's alright. No time now. 155 00:11:42,816 --> 00:11:46,051 - I've got it made inside. - No, never mind. See you later. 156 00:11:46,601 --> 00:11:48,441 - Ta-ta, Stan. - Ta-ta. 157 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:58,957 Tch, tch, tch, tch. 158 00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:02,340 - What do you mean? - You're a bad wife. 159 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,543 I'm not. Who said I am? 160 00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:06,907 Not to make your husband a cup of tea? It's terrible. 161 00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:10,590 - He knows I'm not a bad wife. - Giving him sour milk instead. 162 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,855 - It wasn't sour. - Disgraceful. 163 00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:14,989 You mind your own business, anyway. 164 00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:17,691 You won't find many better wives than me, I can tell you. 165 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,637 I keep a very nice house and I keep it clean. 166 00:12:22,988 --> 00:12:27,051 Yes! And this house is very well known, for a very good boarding house for visitors. 167 00:12:27,099 --> 00:12:28,004 Visitors? 168 00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:31,637 Do you know how many visitors you've had since I've been here? 169 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,084 - How many? - One. 170 00:12:33,678 --> 00:12:35,918 - Who? - Me! I'm your visitor. 171 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,308 You're a liar. This house is on the list. 172 00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:40,418 - I bet it is. - I know it is. 173 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,074 - Was it nice? - What? 174 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,558 - The fried bread. - Succulent. 175 00:12:50,806 --> 00:12:52,433 You shouldn't say that word! 176 00:12:53,287 --> 00:12:54,363 What word? 177 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,863 That word you said. 178 00:12:56,287 --> 00:12:58,644 - What, "succulent"? - Don't say it! 179 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,346 What's the matter with it? 180 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,472 You shouldn't say that word to a married woman. 181 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,941 - Is that a fact? - Yes. 182 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:06,082 - Well, I never knew that. - Well, it's true. 183 00:13:06,191 --> 00:13:08,199 - Who told you that? - Never you mind. 184 00:13:08,832 --> 00:13:11,988 Well, if I can't say it to a married woman who can I say it to? 185 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:13,840 You're bad! 186 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,246 What about some tea? 187 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,379 Do you want some tea? 188 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:22,724 Say please! 189 00:13:22,829 --> 00:13:23,887 Please. 190 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,027 - Say sorry first. - Sorry first. 191 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,043 - No. Just sorry. - Just sorry! 192 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,269 - Oh, you deserve the strap. - Don't do that! 193 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,808 I brought the pot in. 194 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,574 I don't know what I'd do without you. 195 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,928 - You don't deserve it though. - Why not? 196 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,113 Go on. Calling me that. 197 00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:59,918 How long has that tea been in the pot? 198 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,200 It's good tea. Good strong tea. 199 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,800 - That isn't tea. It's gravy! - It's not. 200 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,600 Get out of it. You succulent old washing bag. 201 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,777 I am not! And it isn't your place to tell me if I am! 202 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,058 It isn't your place to come into a man's bedroom... 203 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,597 ...and wake him up. 204 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:22,785 Stanny! 205 00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:27,410 Don't you like your cup of tea of a morning - the one I bring you? 206 00:14:28,988 --> 00:14:31,500 I can't drink this muck! 207 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,847 Didn't anyone ever tell you to warm the pot, at least? 208 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,527 That's good strong tea, that's all. 209 00:14:38,972 --> 00:14:42,340 Oh God... I'm tired. 210 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,066 Stan! 211 00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:58,575 What? 212 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,600 - Am I really succulent? - Oh, you are. 213 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,725 I'd rather have you than a cold in the nose any day. 214 00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:09,168 You're just saying that. 215 00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:16,481 Look, why don't you get this place cleared up! 216 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,340 It's a pigsty! 217 00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:24,168 And another thing, what about my room? 218 00:15:26,308 --> 00:15:27,785 It needs sweeping. 219 00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:29,402 It needs papering. 220 00:15:30,503 --> 00:15:31,972 I need a new room. 221 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,855 Oh, Stan... 222 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,207 ...that's a lovely room. 223 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,808 I've had some lovely afternoons in that room. 224 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,472 Is the sun shining? 225 00:16:37,762 --> 00:16:39,066 What you smoking? 226 00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:40,652 A cigarette. 227 00:16:41,738 --> 00:16:43,293 Aren't you going to give me one? 228 00:16:43,491 --> 00:16:44,441 No. 229 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,472 I like cigarettes. 230 00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,847 - Tickle, tickle. - Get away from me. 231 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:58,722 - Are you going out? - Not with you. 232 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,176 - I'm going shopping in a minute. - Go. 233 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,933 You'll be lonely, all by yourself. 234 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:07,293 - Will I? - Without your old Meg. 235 00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:11,512 I've got to get things in for the two gentlemen. 236 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,453 What two gentlemen? 237 00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:23,265 I'm expecting visitors. 238 00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:25,656 What? 239 00:17:26,242 --> 00:17:27,765 You didn't know that, did you? 240 00:17:32,328 --> 00:17:33,929 What you talking about? 241 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:38,062 Two gentlemen asked Petey if they could come and stay for a couple of nights. 242 00:17:39,303 --> 00:17:40,476 I'm expecting them. 243 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,539 I don't believe it. 244 00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:44,758 It's true. 245 00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:47,502 You're saying it on purpose. 246 00:17:48,046 --> 00:17:49,554 Petey told me this morning. 247 00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:56,539 When was this? When did he see them? 248 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,664 This morning. 249 00:17:59,232 --> 00:18:00,242 Who are they? 250 00:18:00,586 --> 00:18:01,734 I don't know. 251 00:18:02,304 --> 00:18:04,390 - Didn't he tell you their names? - No. 252 00:18:06,789 --> 00:18:10,148 - Here? They wanted to come here? - Yes, they did. 253 00:18:11,408 --> 00:18:13,603 - Why? - This house is on the list. 254 00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:17,041 But who are they? 255 00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:19,642 You'll see when they come. 256 00:18:28,695 --> 00:18:29,775 They won't come. 257 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,213 Why not? 258 00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:37,174 I tell you they won't come. 259 00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:41,025 Why didn't they come last night, if they were coming? 260 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,556 Perhaps they couldn't find the place in the dark. 261 00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:45,510 It's not easy to find in the dark. 262 00:18:46,932 --> 00:18:48,069 They won't come. 263 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,741 Forget all about it! 264 00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:54,881 A false alarm. 265 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,929 False alarm! 266 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,147 Where's my tea? 267 00:19:03,858 --> 00:19:05,647 I took it away. You didn't want it. 268 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,991 What do you mean, you took it away? 269 00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:09,564 I took it away! 270 00:19:10,204 --> 00:19:12,504 - What did you take it away for? - You didn't want it! 271 00:19:12,588 --> 00:19:14,366 - Who said I didn't want it? - You did! 272 00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,764 Who gave you the right to take away my tea? 273 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,303 You wouldn't drink it! 274 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:26,865 Who do you think you are talking to? 275 00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:33,702 What? 276 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,295 Come here. 277 00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:41,272 What do you mean? 278 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,397 Come over here. 279 00:19:50,632 --> 00:19:51,522 No. 280 00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:55,623 I want to ask you something. 281 00:19:58,659 --> 00:19:59,858 Come on. 282 00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:04,522 All right. 283 00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:09,367 I can ask it from here just as well. 284 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,695 Tell me... 285 00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:15,476 ...Mrs Boles... 286 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,375 When you address yourself to me... 287 00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:24,265 ...do you ever ask yourself... 288 00:20:24,813 --> 00:20:29,703 ...who exactly you are talking to? 289 00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:34,964 Eh? 290 00:20:50,303 --> 00:20:52,403 Did you enjoy your breakfast, Stan? 291 00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:57,398 Stan? 292 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,757 When are you going to play the piano again? 293 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,445 Like you used to? 294 00:21:05,972 --> 00:21:08,203 I used to like watching you play the piano. 295 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,414 When are you going to play it again? 296 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,523 I can't, can I? 297 00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:15,203 Why not? 298 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,859 I haven't got a piano, have I? 299 00:21:19,226 --> 00:21:22,018 No, I meant like when you were working. That piano. 300 00:21:23,286 --> 00:21:24,953 Go and do your shopping. 301 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,187 But you wouldn't have to go away if you got a job, would you? 302 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,812 You could play the piano on the pier. 303 00:21:38,662 --> 00:21:40,062 I've... er... 304 00:21:41,859 --> 00:21:44,286 I've been offered a job, as a matter of fact. 305 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,320 What? 306 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,757 Yes. I'm considering a job at the moment. 307 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,554 You're not. 308 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:52,914 A good one, too. 309 00:21:54,371 --> 00:21:56,539 A night club. In Berlin. 310 00:21:57,062 --> 00:21:58,164 Berlin? 311 00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:00,906 Berlin. 312 00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:02,242 A night club. 313 00:22:02,343 --> 00:22:03,454 Playing the piano. 314 00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:06,546 A fabulous salary. And all found. 315 00:22:07,591 --> 00:22:08,820 How long for? 316 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,351 We don't stay in Berlin. 317 00:22:11,734 --> 00:22:13,078 Then we go to Athens. 318 00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:15,398 - How long for? - Yes. 319 00:22:16,371 --> 00:22:18,359 - Then we pay a flying visit to... er... 320 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,507 - What's its name? - Where? 321 00:22:21,751 --> 00:22:23,304 Constantinople. 322 00:22:24,227 --> 00:22:25,168 Zagreb... 323 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:28,016 Vladivostok. It's a round the world tour. 324 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,132 Have you played the piano in those places before? 325 00:22:32,301 --> 00:22:33,437 Played the piano? 326 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,304 I've played the piano all over the world. All over the country. 327 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,718 I once gave a concert. 328 00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:44,921 A concert? 329 00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,453 Yes. 330 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,328 A good one, too. 331 00:22:53,085 --> 00:22:55,648 They were all there that night. Every single one of them. 332 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,187 It was a great success. 333 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:04,226 Yes. A concert. At Lower Edmonton. 334 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,828 What did you wear? 335 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,632 I had a unique touch. 336 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,843 Absolutely unique. 337 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,734 They came up to me. 338 00:23:15,634 --> 00:23:18,414 They came up to me and they told me they were grateful. 339 00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,289 Champagne we had that night. 340 00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:25,070 The lot. 341 00:23:28,531 --> 00:23:30,726 My father nearly came down to hear me. 342 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:34,312 Well, I dropped him a card anyway. 343 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,656 But I don't think he could make it. 344 00:23:39,609 --> 00:23:42,781 No, I lost the address, that was it. 345 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,976 Yes. Lower Edmonton. 346 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,562 And after that, you know what they did? 347 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:55,007 They carved me up. 348 00:23:57,082 --> 00:23:58,601 Carved me up. 349 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,421 It was all arranged, it was all worked out. 350 00:24:05,732 --> 00:24:07,238 My next concert. 351 00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:10,390 Somewhere else it was. In winter. 352 00:24:12,848 --> 00:24:14,570 I went down there to play. 353 00:24:14,837 --> 00:24:16,757 Then, when I got there... 354 00:24:17,484 --> 00:24:18,945 ...the hall was closed... 355 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,945 the place was shuttered up, not even a caretaker. 356 00:24:23,787 --> 00:24:25,101 They'd locked it up. 357 00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:33,890 A fast one. 358 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,398 They pulled a fast one. 359 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,375 I'd like to know who was responsible for that. 360 00:24:40,535 --> 00:24:42,437 All right, Jack, I can take a tip. 361 00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:45,568 They want me to crawl down on my bended knees. 362 00:24:46,844 --> 00:24:48,953 Well I can take a tip... any day of the week. 363 00:24:55,789 --> 00:24:56,734 Look at her. 364 00:24:59,305 --> 00:25:02,164 You're just an old piece of rock cake, aren't you? 365 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,210 That's what you are. 366 00:25:05,812 --> 00:25:06,750 Aren't you? 367 00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:11,718 Don't you go away again, Stan. 368 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,226 You stay here. 369 00:25:14,678 --> 00:25:16,078 You'll be better off. 370 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,773 You stay here with your old Meg. 371 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,117 Aren't you feeling well this morning, Stan? 372 00:25:27,481 --> 00:25:29,179 Did you pay a visit this morning? 373 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:33,789 Meg? 374 00:25:36,257 --> 00:25:38,070 - Do you know what? - What? 375 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,515 Have you heard the latest? 376 00:25:42,026 --> 00:25:42,874 No. 377 00:25:44,906 --> 00:25:47,320 - I'll bet you have. - I haven't. 378 00:25:52,197 --> 00:25:53,304 Shall I tell you? 379 00:25:58,632 --> 00:25:59,632 No! 380 00:26:01,941 --> 00:26:03,546 They're coming today. 381 00:26:04,937 --> 00:26:05,906 Who? 382 00:26:06,658 --> 00:26:08,687 They're coming in a van. 383 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:11,351 Who? 384 00:26:12,228 --> 00:26:14,265 And do you know what they've got in that van? 385 00:26:15,336 --> 00:26:16,226 What? 386 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,671 They've got a wheelbarrow in that van. 387 00:26:22,097 --> 00:26:24,632 - They haven't! - Oh yes, they have. 388 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,507 You're a liar! 389 00:26:28,851 --> 00:26:31,210 A big wheelbarrow. 390 00:26:32,683 --> 00:26:34,226 And when the van stops... 391 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:36,807 ...they wheel it out... 392 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:40,632 They wheel it up the garden path... 393 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,421 and then they knock at the front door. 394 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:45,953 They don't! 395 00:26:47,057 --> 00:26:48,945 They're looking for someone. 396 00:26:49,921 --> 00:26:50,881 They're not. 397 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,703 They're looking for someone. 398 00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:56,264 A certain person. - No, they're not! 399 00:26:56,929 --> 00:26:59,718 - Shall I tell you who they're looking for? - No! 400 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,171 You don't want me to tell you? 401 00:27:02,525 --> 00:27:03,882 You're a liar! 402 00:27:10,025 --> 00:27:11,703 Hullo Mrs Boles... 403 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,800 Hullo, Mrs Boles, it's come. 404 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,531 - What, is that it? - Yes, I thought I'd bring it round. 405 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,781 Is it nice? 406 00:27:23,914 --> 00:27:25,555 Very nice. What should I do with it? 407 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:30,171 No, of course not... 408 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:31,453 All right, but... 409 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:32,961 I won't... 410 00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:35,851 Ta-ta, Mrs Boles. 411 00:27:44,886 --> 00:27:46,171 Oh, hullo. 412 00:27:46,429 --> 00:27:47,375 Ay-ay. 413 00:27:50,098 --> 00:27:51,804 I just want to leave this in here. 414 00:27:52,466 --> 00:27:53,234 Do. 415 00:27:59,381 --> 00:28:00,664 That's a bulky object. 416 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:01,969 You're not to touch it. 417 00:28:02,032 --> 00:28:03,125 Why would I want to touch it? 418 00:28:03,531 --> 00:28:04,750 Well, you're not to, anyway. 419 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,328 Why don't you open the door? 420 00:28:18,273 --> 00:28:19,508 It's all stuffy in here. 421 00:28:20,603 --> 00:28:21,585 Stuffy? 422 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,171 I disinfected the place this morning. 423 00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:35,312 You're a bit of a washout, aren't you? 424 00:29:46,104 --> 00:29:47,132 Is this it? 425 00:29:47,804 --> 00:29:48,937 This is it. 426 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,585 Are you sure? 427 00:29:52,054 --> 00:29:53,320 Sure I'm sure. 428 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,075 What now? 429 00:30:08,945 --> 00:30:10,578 Don't worry yourself, McCann. 430 00:30:11,129 --> 00:30:12,234 Take a seat. 431 00:30:13,292 --> 00:30:14,382 What about you? 432 00:30:14,695 --> 00:30:15,648 What about me? 433 00:30:15,906 --> 00:30:17,335 Well, are you going to take a seat? 434 00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:19,562 We'll both take a seat. 435 00:30:30,671 --> 00:30:33,351 Sit back, McCann, relax. What's the matter with you? 436 00:30:34,473 --> 00:30:36,570 I bring you down for a few days to the seaside. 437 00:30:36,781 --> 00:30:38,617 Take a holiday. Do yourself a favor. 438 00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:44,468 Learn to relax, McCann... 439 00:30:45,062 --> 00:30:46,257 or you'll never get anywhere. 440 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:47,740 Sure, I do try, Nat. 441 00:30:47,945 --> 00:30:49,398 The secret is breathing. 442 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,773 Take my tip. It's a well-known fact. 443 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,546 Breathe in... 444 00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:55,424 Breathe out. 445 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,953 Take a chance, let yourself go. What can you lose? 446 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,976 Look at me. 447 00:31:01,687 --> 00:31:03,695 When I was an apprentice yet, McCann... 448 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,307 ...every second Friday of the month my Uncle Barney used to take me to the seaside. 449 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,750 Regular as clockwork. 450 00:31:09,865 --> 00:31:11,995 Brighton, Canvey Island... 451 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:13,968 Rottingdean. 452 00:31:14,828 --> 00:31:16,460 Uncle Barney wasn't particular. 453 00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:22,039 After lunch on Shabbuss we'd go and sit in a couple of deck chairs. 454 00:31:22,287 --> 00:31:23,953 You know, the ones with canopies. 455 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,800 We'd have a little paddle... 456 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,031 We'd watch the tide coming in... 457 00:31:30,447 --> 00:31:31,429 ...going out... 458 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,148 ...the sun coming down... 459 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:38,859 Golden days, believe me, McCann. 460 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,078 Uncle Barney... 461 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,573 Of course, he was an impeccable dresser. One of the old school. 462 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,700 He had a house just outside Basingstoke at the time. 463 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,312 Respected by the whole community. 464 00:31:56,468 --> 00:31:58,703 Culture? Don't talk to me about culture. 465 00:31:58,851 --> 00:32:01,335 He was an all-round man, what do you mean? 466 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:03,287 He was a cosmopolitan. 467 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,554 Hey, Nat... 468 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:08,890 Yes... 469 00:32:10,906 --> 00:32:12,127 One of the old school. 470 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,257 How do we know this is the right house? 471 00:32:17,205 --> 00:32:19,005 What makes you think it's the wrong house? 472 00:32:19,976 --> 00:32:21,726 I didn't see a number on the gate. 473 00:32:22,906 --> 00:32:24,640 I wasn't looking for a number. 474 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,257 No? 475 00:33:16,602 --> 00:33:19,015 What about this, Nat? Isn't it about time somebody came in? 476 00:33:20,357 --> 00:33:22,078 McCann, what are you so nervous about? 477 00:33:24,487 --> 00:33:25,718 Pull yourself together. 478 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:28,460 Everywhere you go these days it's like a funeral. 479 00:33:29,348 --> 00:33:31,348 - That's true. - True? Of course it's true. 480 00:33:31,612 --> 00:33:33,612 It's more than true. It's a fact. 481 00:33:34,102 --> 00:33:35,302 You may be right. 482 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,538 What is it, McCann? 483 00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:40,366 You don't trust me like you did in the old days? 484 00:33:41,068 --> 00:33:42,969 Sure, sure I trust you, Nat. 485 00:33:43,079 --> 00:33:46,196 Well then why is it before you do a job you're all over the place... 486 00:33:47,104 --> 00:33:49,696 And when you're doing the job you're as cool as a whistle? 487 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,251 I don't know, Nat. I'm alright once I know what I'm doing. 488 00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:55,034 When I know what I'm doing, I'm alright. 489 00:33:55,127 --> 00:33:56,290 Well, you do it very well. 490 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,532 Thank you, Nat. 491 00:33:59,514 --> 00:34:01,110 You know what I said when this job came up? 492 00:34:01,203 --> 00:34:03,303 I mean naturally they approached me to take care of it. 493 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,305 And you know who I asked for? 494 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:07,516 Who? 495 00:34:07,977 --> 00:34:08,876 You. 496 00:34:10,156 --> 00:34:11,633 That was very good of you, Nat. 497 00:34:11,837 --> 00:34:13,053 No, it was nothing. 498 00:34:13,438 --> 00:34:15,061 You're a capable man, McCann. 499 00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:19,323 That's a great compliment, Nat, coming from a man in your position. 500 00:34:20,313 --> 00:34:23,047 - I've got a position, I won't deny it. - You certainly have. 501 00:34:23,282 --> 00:34:25,118 I would never deny that I had a position. 502 00:34:25,424 --> 00:34:28,024 - And what a position! - It's not a thing I would deny. 503 00:34:28,453 --> 00:34:30,258 It's true, you've done a lot for me. 504 00:34:30,865 --> 00:34:33,102 - I appreciate it. - Say no more. 505 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,383 You've always been a true Christian. 506 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:38,610 In a way. 507 00:34:39,055 --> 00:34:41,422 No, I just thought I'd tell you that I appreciate it. 508 00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:43,610 It's unnecessary to recapitulate. 509 00:34:44,564 --> 00:34:46,579 - You're right there. - Quite unnecessary. 510 00:34:49,479 --> 00:34:50,829 Hey Nat, just one thing... 511 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,123 - What now? - This job... No, no, listen! 512 00:34:54,621 --> 00:34:58,336 This job, is it going to be like anything we've ever done before? 513 00:34:59,938 --> 00:35:02,922 No, just tell me that. Just that, and I won't ask any more. 514 00:35:06,994 --> 00:35:10,446 The main issue is a singular issue and quite distinct from your previous work. 515 00:35:10,795 --> 00:35:12,641 Certain elements, however, might well 516 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:14,774 approximate in points of procedure to some of your other activities. 517 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,985 All is dependent on the attitude of our subject. 518 00:35:18,579 --> 00:35:20,506 At all events, I can assure you, McCann... 519 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:23,836 the assignment will be carried out, the mission accomplished... 520 00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:27,579 with no excessive aggravation to you or myself. 521 00:35:28,157 --> 00:35:29,243 Satisfied? 522 00:35:30,581 --> 00:35:32,282 Sure. Sure. 523 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:33,876 Thank you, Nat. 524 00:35:36,487 --> 00:35:38,438 - Ah, Mrs Boles? - Yes? 525 00:35:38,797 --> 00:35:41,368 We spoke to your husband this morning. Perhaps he mentioned us? 526 00:35:41,823 --> 00:35:44,055 We heard that you kindly let rooms for gentlemen. 527 00:35:44,219 --> 00:35:46,040 So I brought my friend along with me. 528 00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:49,735 We're after a nice place, you understand. So we came to you. 529 00:35:50,118 --> 00:35:52,764 I am Mr Goldberg, this is Mr McCann. 530 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,438 Very pleased to meet you. 531 00:35:54,477 --> 00:35:56,251 We're pleased to meet you, too. 532 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,602 That's very nice. 533 00:35:57,665 --> 00:36:00,149 How often do you meet someone it's a pleasure to meet? 534 00:36:00,315 --> 00:36:01,282 Never. 535 00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:03,383 But today it's different. 536 00:36:04,090 --> 00:36:06,774 - How are you keeping, Mrs Boles? - Oh, very well, thank you. 537 00:36:06,821 --> 00:36:08,821 - Yes? Really? - Oh yes, really. 538 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,329 Well... 539 00:36:12,987 --> 00:36:16,196 So, er... you can manage to put us up, eh, Mrs Boles? 540 00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:19,008 Well, it would have been easier last week. 541 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:21,180 Why? How many have you got here at the moment? 542 00:36:21,274 --> 00:36:22,680 Just one at the moment. 543 00:36:22,837 --> 00:36:24,930 - Just one? - Yes. Just one. 544 00:36:25,469 --> 00:36:26,561 Until you came. 545 00:36:26,659 --> 00:36:28,032 And your husband, of course? 546 00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:29,883 Yes, but he sleeps with me. 547 00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:31,727 What does he do, your husband? 548 00:36:31,915 --> 00:36:35,133 - He's a deck-chair attendant. - Oh, very nice. 549 00:36:35,313 --> 00:36:38,013 - Yes, he's out in all weathers. - Of course. 550 00:36:39,534 --> 00:36:41,274 And your guest? Is he a man? 551 00:36:42,047 --> 00:36:43,586 - A man? - Or a woman? 552 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,469 No. A man. 553 00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:47,438 Been here long? 554 00:36:47,954 --> 00:36:49,329 He's been here about a year now. 555 00:36:49,568 --> 00:36:51,829 Oh yes. A resident. What's his name? 556 00:36:52,008 --> 00:36:53,727 - Stanley Webber. - Oh yes? 557 00:36:54,471 --> 00:36:55,852 Does he work here? 558 00:36:56,098 --> 00:36:57,415 He used to work. 559 00:36:57,641 --> 00:37:00,579 He used to be a pianist. In a concert party on the pier. 560 00:37:00,684 --> 00:37:02,672 Oh yes? On the pier, eh? 561 00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:06,196 - Does he play a nice piano? - Oh, lovely. 562 00:37:06,753 --> 00:37:09,259 - He once gave a concert. - Oh? 563 00:37:09,704 --> 00:37:10,618 Where? 564 00:37:11,086 --> 00:37:13,454 In... a big hall. 565 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,813 His father gave him champagne. 566 00:37:19,396 --> 00:37:22,149 But then they locked the place up and he couldn't get out. 567 00:37:22,356 --> 00:37:24,032 The caretaker had gone home. 568 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:27,251 So he had to wait for the morning before he could get out. 569 00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:29,782 They were very grateful. 570 00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:34,360 And then they all wanted to give him a tip. 571 00:37:34,913 --> 00:37:36,626 And so he took the tip. 572 00:37:37,104 --> 00:37:40,008 And then he got a fast train and he came down here. 573 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,063 - Really? - Oh yes. Straight down. 574 00:37:45,558 --> 00:37:47,399 I wish he could have played tonight. 575 00:37:47,995 --> 00:37:48,907 Why tonight? 576 00:37:49,651 --> 00:37:51,954 - It's his birthday today. - His birthday? 577 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,547 Yes. Today. 578 00:37:53,726 --> 00:37:55,626 But I'm not going to tell him until tonight. 579 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,047 Doesn't he know it's his birthday? 580 00:37:58,445 --> 00:37:59,711 He hasn't mentioned it. 581 00:38:02,096 --> 00:38:03,336 Tell me... 582 00:38:05,404 --> 00:38:06,797 Are you going to have a party? 583 00:38:07,342 --> 00:38:08,438 A party? 584 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,375 Weren't you going to have one? 585 00:38:10,568 --> 00:38:11,312 No. 586 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,734 Well, of course you must have one. 587 00:38:17,101 --> 00:38:20,289 - We'll have a party, eh? What do you say? - Oh yes! 588 00:38:20,314 --> 00:38:22,296 Sure. We'll give him a party. You leave it to me. 589 00:38:22,382 --> 00:38:25,300 - Oh, that's wonderful, Mr Gold... - Berg. - Berg. 590 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,523 - You like the idea? - Oh, I'm so glad you came today! 591 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,906 If we hadn't come today we'd have come tomorrow. 592 00:38:31,015 --> 00:38:34,031 Still, I'm glad we came today. Just in time for his birthday. 593 00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:37,773 I wanted to have a party. But you must have people for a party. 594 00:38:37,976 --> 00:38:39,945 And now you've got McCann and me. 595 00:38:40,398 --> 00:38:42,671 McCann's the life and soul of any party. 596 00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:43,609 What? 597 00:38:43,974 --> 00:38:45,414 What do you think of that, McCann? 598 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,422 There's a gentleman living here. 599 00:38:47,603 --> 00:38:50,101 He's got a birthday today, and he's forgotten all about it. 600 00:38:50,273 --> 00:38:51,695 So we're going to remind him. 601 00:38:51,835 --> 00:38:53,624 We're going to give him a party. 602 00:38:54,287 --> 00:38:57,195 - Oh, is that a fact? - Tonight. 603 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,187 Tonight! 604 00:38:58,562 --> 00:39:01,312 - I'll put on my party dress. - And I'll get some bottles. 605 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,890 And I'll invite Lulu this afternoon. 606 00:39:04,061 --> 00:39:07,367 Oh, this is going to cheer Stanley up. It will. 607 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,515 He's been down in the dumps lately. 608 00:39:09,656 --> 00:39:10,929 We'll bring him out of himself. 609 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,937 I hope I look nice in my dress. 610 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:14,640 Madam... 611 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:17,016 ...you'll look like a tulip! 612 00:39:18,259 --> 00:39:19,320 What colour? 613 00:39:20,898 --> 00:39:22,507 I'll have to see the dress first. 614 00:39:22,647 --> 00:39:24,093 Could I go up to my room? 615 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,054 Oh, I've put you both together. Do you mind being both together? 616 00:39:27,093 --> 00:39:29,007 I don't mind. Do you mind, McCann? 617 00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:29,703 No. 618 00:39:30,196 --> 00:39:32,062 What time shall we have the party? 619 00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:33,617 Nine o'clock. 620 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,984 - Is this the way? - I'll show you. 621 00:39:36,226 --> 00:39:38,046 If you don't mind coming upstairs. 622 00:39:38,265 --> 00:39:40,312 With our tulip? It's a pleasure. 623 00:39:40,929 --> 00:39:43,210 - What a lovely flight of stairs. - Are they steep? 624 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,695 Steep? They're beautiful. And look at the wallpaper! 625 00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:48,429 - Do you like the wallpaper? - I've never seen such wallpaper. 626 00:39:48,673 --> 00:39:51,873 You know what? There's a real cozy feeling about this house. 627 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:54,437 - It is cozy? - I bet you're a balabusta. 628 00:39:55,108 --> 00:39:55,808 A what? 629 00:39:56,518 --> 00:39:57,554 Is this the room? 630 00:39:58,030 --> 00:39:59,156 I hope you like it. 631 00:39:59,409 --> 00:40:00,359 Let's have a look. 632 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:03,015 Is it nice? 633 00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,984 Nice? It's a hundred percent perfection. 634 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,828 - Who is it? - The two gentlemen. 635 00:40:20,914 --> 00:40:23,200 - What two gentlemen? - The ones that were coming. 636 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,835 I just took them to their room. 637 00:40:24,921 --> 00:40:26,524 They were thrilled with their room. 638 00:40:27,281 --> 00:40:28,062 They've come? 639 00:40:28,132 --> 00:40:29,624 They're very nice, Stan. 640 00:40:30,592 --> 00:40:31,913 Why didn't they come last night? 641 00:40:32,053 --> 00:40:33,999 They said the beds were wonderful. 642 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:34,905 Who are they? 643 00:40:35,256 --> 00:40:36,431 They're very nice, Stanley. 644 00:40:36,456 --> 00:40:39,600 - I said, who are they? - I told you, the two gentlemen. 645 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,100 I didn't think they'd come. 646 00:40:42,194 --> 00:40:44,600 They have. They were here when I came in. 647 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:45,882 What do they want here? 648 00:40:45,967 --> 00:40:47,186 They want to stay. 649 00:40:47,835 --> 00:40:50,108 - How long for? - They didn't say. 650 00:40:50,874 --> 00:40:53,000 But why here? Why not somewhere else? 651 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,483 This house is on the list. 652 00:40:55,514 --> 00:40:57,200 What are they called? What are their names? 653 00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:59,538 Oh, Stanley, I can't remember. 654 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,300 They told you, didn't they? Or didn't they tell you? 655 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,850 - Yes, they... - Then what are they? 656 00:41:03,897 --> 00:41:05,288 Come on. Try to remember. 657 00:41:05,647 --> 00:41:07,444 Why, Stan? Do you know them? 658 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,700 How do I know if I know them until I know their names? 659 00:41:11,366 --> 00:41:13,563 Well... he told me, I remember. 660 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:14,530 Well? 661 00:41:16,445 --> 00:41:18,194 - Gold... something. - Goldsomething? 662 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,842 - Yes. Gold... - Yes? 663 00:41:21,544 --> 00:41:22,866 Goldberg. 664 00:41:25,085 --> 00:41:25,944 Goldberg? 665 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,800 That's right. That was one of them. 666 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,616 Do you know them? 667 00:41:43,741 --> 00:41:46,530 Stan, they won't wake you up, I promise. 668 00:41:47,451 --> 00:41:49,202 I'll tell them they must be quiet. 669 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:55,663 They won't be here long, Stan. 670 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,858 I'll still bring you up your early morning tea. 671 00:42:02,374 --> 00:42:04,975 You mustn't be sad today. It's your birthday. 672 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,500 It's your birthday, Stan. 673 00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:14,592 I was going to keep it a secret until tonight. 674 00:42:17,514 --> 00:42:18,319 No. 675 00:42:18,741 --> 00:42:20,007 It is. 676 00:42:20,647 --> 00:42:22,264 I've brought you a present. 677 00:42:31,913 --> 00:42:32,764 Here. 678 00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:35,788 Go on. Open it. 679 00:42:37,538 --> 00:42:39,882 - What's this? - It's your present. 680 00:42:41,858 --> 00:42:43,772 This isn't my birthday, Meg. 681 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:47,077 Of course it is. Open the present. 682 00:43:18,335 --> 00:43:19,475 It's a drum. 683 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,100 A boy's drum. 684 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,382 It's because you haven't got a piano. 685 00:43:44,573 --> 00:43:46,217 Aren't you going to give me a kiss? 686 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:22,592 There are some sticks in there. 687 00:44:35,936 --> 00:44:37,507 Shall I put it round my neck? 688 00:47:12,123 --> 00:47:12,984 Evening. 689 00:47:14,423 --> 00:47:15,203 Evening. 690 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,148 Very warm tonight. 691 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,687 Someone out there? 692 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,964 I don't think we've met. 693 00:49:09,596 --> 00:49:10,706 No, we haven't. 694 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,776 My name's McCann. 695 00:49:14,628 --> 00:49:15,737 Staying here long? 696 00:49:16,129 --> 00:49:17,157 Not long. 697 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:19,096 What's your name? 698 00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:20,374 Webber. 699 00:49:20,399 --> 00:49:23,050 Oh, I'm glad to meet you, sir. 700 00:49:24,237 --> 00:49:26,065 Many happy returns of the day. 701 00:49:45,439 --> 00:49:46,729 Were you going out? 702 00:49:47,682 --> 00:49:48,448 Yes. 703 00:49:49,159 --> 00:49:50,471 On your birthday? 704 00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:54,284 Yes. Why not? 705 00:49:54,552 --> 00:49:56,182 But they're holding a party here for you tonight. 706 00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:58,310 Oh really? 707 00:49:58,635 --> 00:50:01,363 That's unfortunate. - Ah no. It's very nice. 708 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,276 I'm sorry. I'm not in the mood for a party tonight. 709 00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:06,120 Oh, is that so? 710 00:50:06,510 --> 00:50:07,440 I'm sorry. 711 00:50:09,456 --> 00:50:11,721 Yes, I'm going out to celebrate quietly... 712 00:50:12,502 --> 00:50:13,552 On my own. 713 00:50:14,065 --> 00:50:15,206 That's a shame. 714 00:50:19,502 --> 00:50:21,104 Well, if you'd move out of my way... 715 00:50:22,073 --> 00:50:23,557 But everything's laid on. 716 00:50:24,276 --> 00:50:25,620 The guests are expected. 717 00:50:27,128 --> 00:50:28,112 Guests? 718 00:50:28,315 --> 00:50:29,260 What guests? 719 00:50:29,674 --> 00:50:31,167 Well, myself for one. 720 00:50:32,292 --> 00:50:34,495 I had the honour of an invitation. 721 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,292 I wouldn't call it an honour, would you? 722 00:50:37,474 --> 00:50:38,995 It'll just be another booze-up. 723 00:50:39,442 --> 00:50:40,893 But it is an honour. 724 00:50:43,612 --> 00:50:45,050 I'd say you were exaggerating. 725 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,979 Oh no. I'd say it was an honour. 726 00:50:47,073 --> 00:50:48,675 I'd say that was plain stupid. 727 00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:49,932 Ah no. 728 00:50:55,682 --> 00:50:56,925 Who are the other guests? 729 00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:58,510 - A young lady. - Oh yes? And...? 730 00:50:58,620 --> 00:50:59,612 My friend. 731 00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,682 - Your friend? - That's right. 732 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:06,336 It's all laid on. 733 00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:15,612 Excuse me. 734 00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:19,315 - Where are you going? - I want to go out. 735 00:51:20,864 --> 00:51:22,315 Why don't you stay here? 736 00:51:37,718 --> 00:51:39,315 So you're down here on holiday? 737 00:51:39,798 --> 00:51:40,862 A short one. 738 00:51:42,301 --> 00:51:43,276 Mind that. 739 00:51:43,456 --> 00:51:45,269 - What is it? - Mind it. Leave it. 740 00:51:50,157 --> 00:51:51,862 I've got a feeling we've met before. 741 00:51:52,821 --> 00:51:54,268 No, we haven't. 742 00:51:54,988 --> 00:51:56,659 Ever been anywhere near Maidenhead? 743 00:51:57,248 --> 00:51:57,893 No. 744 00:51:58,428 --> 00:52:00,667 There's a Fuller's teashop. I used to have my tea there. 745 00:52:00,969 --> 00:52:03,096 - I don't know it. - Boots Library? 746 00:52:04,034 --> 00:52:06,026 I seem to connect you with the High Street. 747 00:52:08,409 --> 00:52:09,207 Yes. 748 00:52:09,635 --> 00:52:11,471 A charming town, don't you think? 749 00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:14,026 - I don't know it. - Oh no? 750 00:52:15,234 --> 00:52:17,073 A quiet, thriving community. 751 00:52:17,954 --> 00:52:19,554 I was born and brought up there. 752 00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:23,003 I lived well away from the main road. 753 00:52:25,323 --> 00:52:26,370 Oh yes. 754 00:52:28,834 --> 00:52:31,494 - You're here on a short stay? - That's right. 755 00:52:32,731 --> 00:52:34,174 You'll find it very bracing. 756 00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:36,651 - Do you find it bracing? - Me? 757 00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:38,807 No. But you will. 758 00:52:41,017 --> 00:52:42,182 I like it here... 759 00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:44,741 ...but I'll be moving soon. 760 00:52:44,925 --> 00:52:47,057 Back home. I'll stay there too, this time. 761 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,237 No place like home. 762 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,135 I wouldn't have left... 763 00:52:55,854 --> 00:52:57,182 ...but business calls. 764 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,541 Business called, and I had to leave for a bit. 765 00:53:00,687 --> 00:53:01,799 You know how it is. 766 00:53:04,087 --> 00:53:05,924 Are you in business? 767 00:53:08,213 --> 00:53:09,744 No. I think I'll give it up. 768 00:53:12,248 --> 00:53:13,908 I've got a small private income, you see. 769 00:53:15,357 --> 00:53:16,619 I think I'll give it up. 770 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,893 Don't like being away from home. 771 00:53:22,954 --> 00:53:24,315 I used to live very quietly. 772 00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:27,252 Played records... 773 00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,164 ...that's about all. Everything delivered to the door. 774 00:53:31,881 --> 00:53:35,057 Then I started a little private business, in a small way, and it... 775 00:53:35,711 --> 00:53:37,705 ...compelled me to come down here. 776 00:53:39,498 --> 00:53:41,221 Kept me longer than I expected. 777 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:47,205 You never get used to living in someone else's house. 778 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:49,541 Don't you agree? 779 00:53:52,034 --> 00:53:53,362 I lived so quietly. 780 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,737 You can only appreciate what you've had when things change. 781 00:54:00,143 --> 00:54:01,604 That's what they say, isn't it? 782 00:54:09,019 --> 00:54:10,065 Cigarette? 783 00:54:10,877 --> 00:54:11,908 I don't smoke. 784 00:54:17,301 --> 00:54:18,323 Who's out there? 785 00:54:18,901 --> 00:54:20,675 My friend and the man of the house. 786 00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:38,057 You know what? 787 00:54:39,337 --> 00:54:40,635 To look at me... 788 00:54:40,979 --> 00:54:43,190 I bet you wouldn't think I'd led such a quiet life. 789 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,307 The lines on my face, eh? 790 00:54:47,883 --> 00:54:48,932 It's the drink. 791 00:54:49,790 --> 00:54:51,385 Been drinking a bit down here. 792 00:54:53,059 --> 00:54:54,346 But what I mean is... 793 00:54:54,752 --> 00:54:56,083 away from your own... 794 00:54:56,425 --> 00:54:58,725 all wrong, of course... I'll be alright when I get back... 795 00:54:59,621 --> 00:55:03,190 What I mean is, the way some people look at me you'd think I was a different person. 796 00:55:03,475 --> 00:55:06,838 I suppose I have changed, but I'm still the same man that I always was. 797 00:55:08,081 --> 00:55:10,244 I mean, you wouldn't think, to look at me, really... 798 00:55:10,385 --> 00:55:12,985 I mean, not really that I was the sort of bloke to... 799 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,151 ...to cause any trouble... 800 00:55:16,283 --> 00:55:17,299 ...would you? 801 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:20,440 You know what I mean. 802 00:55:23,045 --> 00:55:23,908 No. 803 00:55:27,982 --> 00:55:29,182 Mind that. 804 00:55:29,407 --> 00:55:31,007 Why are you down here? 805 00:55:34,242 --> 00:55:35,573 A short holiday. 806 00:55:36,573 --> 00:55:38,673 This is a ridiculous house to pick on. 807 00:55:39,492 --> 00:55:42,592 - Why? - Because it's not a boarding house. It never was. 808 00:55:43,098 --> 00:55:44,237 Sure it is. 809 00:55:45,671 --> 00:55:47,674 Why did you choose this house? 810 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:53,377 You know, sir, you're a bit depressed for a man on his birthday. 811 00:55:53,466 --> 00:55:54,737 Why do you call me sir? 812 00:55:55,410 --> 00:55:57,932 - You don't like it? - Listen. Don't call me sir. 813 00:55:58,515 --> 00:56:00,438 - I won't, if you don't like it. - No. 814 00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:02,283 Anyway, its not my birthday. 815 00:56:02,482 --> 00:56:04,401 - No? - No, it's not, till next month. 816 00:56:05,276 --> 00:56:07,862 - Not according to the lady. - Her? 817 00:56:08,432 --> 00:56:10,705 She's crazy. Round the bend. 818 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,112 That's a terrible thing to say. 819 00:56:13,187 --> 00:56:15,050 Haven't you found that out yet? 820 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:17,510 There's a lot you don't know. 821 00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:20,362 I think someone's leading you up the garden path. 822 00:56:20,649 --> 00:56:21,971 Who would do that? 823 00:56:22,245 --> 00:56:23,823 That woman is mad! 824 00:56:24,002 --> 00:56:24,901 That's slander. 825 00:56:25,043 --> 00:56:26,073 And you... 826 00:56:26,463 --> 00:56:27,967 don't know what you're doing. 827 00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:32,596 Your cigarette is near that paper. 828 00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:41,057 Where the hell are they? 829 00:56:41,476 --> 00:56:42,647 Why don't they come in? 830 00:56:42,672 --> 00:56:44,448 What are they doing out there? 831 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,401 You want to steady yourself. 832 00:56:53,616 --> 00:56:54,516 Look... 833 00:56:55,137 --> 00:56:56,073 Don't touch me. 834 00:56:56,145 --> 00:56:57,737 - Listen a minute. - No, let go my arm. 835 00:56:57,852 --> 00:57:00,315 - Listen... Sit down a minute. - Don't do that! 836 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,900 You knew what I was talking about before, didn't you? 837 00:57:08,799 --> 00:57:12,088 - I don't know what you're at at all. - It's a mistake! Do you understand? 838 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,807 You're in a bad state, man. 839 00:57:15,922 --> 00:57:17,323 Has he told you anything? 840 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,677 Do you know what you're here for? 841 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:21,713 Tell me. You needn't be frightened of me. Or hasn't he told you? 842 00:57:23,493 --> 00:57:24,549 Told me what? 843 00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:26,217 I've explained to you, damn you, 844 00:57:26,555 --> 00:57:28,283 all those years I lived in Basingstoke... 845 00:57:28,315 --> 00:57:31,279 I never stepped outside the door. 846 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:38,065 You know, I'm flabbergasted with you. 847 00:57:46,149 --> 00:57:47,065 Look... 848 00:57:50,190 --> 00:57:51,783 You look an honest man. 849 00:57:52,707 --> 00:57:55,407 You're being made a fool of, that's all. You understand? 850 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,731 Where do you come from? 851 00:58:13,551 --> 00:58:14,770 Where do you think? 852 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,106 I know Ireland very well. 853 00:58:17,832 --> 00:58:19,278 I've many friends there. 854 00:58:19,581 --> 00:58:22,106 I love that country and I admire and I trust its people. 855 00:58:22,267 --> 00:58:23,223 I trust them. 856 00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:26,559 They respect the truth, they have a sense of humour. I've been there. 857 00:58:27,299 --> 00:58:29,239 I've never seen such sunsets. 858 00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:32,803 What about coming out to have a drink with me? 859 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:36,000 There's a pub down the road serves draught Guinness. 860 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:38,200 It's very difficult to get in these parts... 861 00:58:38,412 --> 00:58:40,201 A mother in a million... 862 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,275 Oh hullo, Stan. 863 00:58:43,842 --> 00:58:45,576 You haven't met Stanley, have you, Mr Goldberg? 864 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:46,631 I haven't had the pleasure. 865 00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:48,810 Oh, this is Mr Goldberg, this is Mr Webber. 866 00:58:48,881 --> 00:58:49,935 Pleased to meet you. 867 00:58:49,983 --> 00:58:52,373 We were getting a bit of air in the garden. 868 00:58:52,636 --> 00:58:55,178 I was telling Mr Boles about my old mum. 869 00:58:55,941 --> 00:58:56,998 What days! 870 00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,156 Yes. 871 00:59:00,507 --> 00:59:02,727 When I was a youngster, of a Friday... 872 00:59:03,242 --> 00:59:06,570 I used to go for a walk down the canal with a girl who lived down my road. 873 00:59:07,164 --> 00:59:09,507 A beautiful girl. What a voice that bird had! 874 00:59:09,742 --> 00:59:11,600 A nightingale, my word of honour. 875 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,296 Good? 876 00:59:13,612 --> 00:59:14,515 Pure? 877 00:59:15,281 --> 00:59:17,546 She wasn't a Sunday school teacher for nothing. 878 00:59:18,343 --> 00:59:19,531 Anyway... 879 00:59:20,343 --> 00:59:22,567 I'd leave her with a little kiss on the cheek... 880 00:59:23,421 --> 00:59:24,679 I never took liberties... 881 00:59:25,070 --> 00:59:27,546 We weren't like the young men these days in those days. 882 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:29,304 We knew the meaning of respect. 883 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,125 I'd give her a peck... 884 00:59:34,031 --> 00:59:35,324 ...and I'd bowl back home. 885 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:37,856 Humming away I'd be... 886 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:39,924 ...past the children's playground. 887 00:59:40,445 --> 00:59:42,000 I'd tip my hat to the toddlers... 888 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,546 I'd give a helping hand to a couple of stray dogs... 889 00:59:44,656 --> 00:59:45,961 Everything came natural. 890 00:59:47,867 --> 00:59:49,687 I can see it like yesterday. 891 00:59:51,031 --> 00:59:52,046 The sun... 892 00:59:52,913 --> 00:59:54,718 ...falling behind the dog stadium. 893 00:59:57,789 --> 00:59:59,500 Like behind the town hall. 894 00:59:59,914 --> 01:00:00,968 What town hall? 895 01:00:01,827 --> 01:00:03,117 In Carrikmacross. 896 01:00:04,171 --> 01:00:05,468 There's no comparison. 897 01:00:08,179 --> 01:00:09,390 Up the street... 898 01:00:10,324 --> 01:00:11,601 ...into my gate... 899 01:00:12,218 --> 01:00:13,750 ...inside the door... 900 01:00:15,118 --> 01:00:15,914 ...home. 901 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,400 "Simey!" my old mom used to shout, "quick before it gets cold." 902 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,600 And there on the table what would I see? 903 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,800 The nicest piece of gefilte fish you could wish to find on a plate. 904 01:00:29,445 --> 01:00:31,215 I thought your name was Nat. 905 01:00:31,684 --> 01:00:33,109 She called me Simey. 906 01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:46,078 - Well, I'll have to be off. - Off? 907 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,499 It's my chess night. 908 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,304 - You're not staying for the party? - No. 909 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,093 I'm sorry, Stan, but I didn't know about it till just now. 910 01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:54,200 And we've got a game on. I'll try and get back early. 911 01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:56,500 We'll save some drink for you, alright? Oh, that reminds me... 912 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,300 - You'd better go and collect the bottles. - Now? 913 01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:00,675 Of course, now. Time's getting on. 914 01:01:01,432 --> 01:01:02,924 Round the corner, remember? 915 01:01:03,682 --> 01:01:05,800 - Mention my name. - I'm coming your way. 916 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:08,078 Beat him quick and come back, Mr Boles. 917 01:01:08,103 --> 01:01:09,924 I'll do my best. See you later, Stan. 918 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,704 A warm night. 919 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,829 Don't mess me about! 920 01:01:33,486 --> 01:01:36,500 - I beg your pardon? - I'm afraid there's been a mistake. 921 01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:38,439 We're booked out. 922 01:01:39,001 --> 01:01:40,525 Your room has been taken. 923 01:01:41,533 --> 01:01:43,376 Mrs Boles forgot to tell you. 924 01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:48,056 You'll have to find somewhere else. 925 01:01:51,415 --> 01:01:52,736 Are you the manager here? 926 01:01:53,283 --> 01:01:55,200 - That's right. - Is it a good game? 927 01:01:55,237 --> 01:01:56,415 I run the house. 928 01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:00,767 I'm afraid you and your friend will have to find other accommodation. 929 01:02:03,939 --> 01:02:05,314 Oh, I forgot! 930 01:02:05,954 --> 01:02:08,001 I must congratulate you on your birthday. 931 01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:09,970 Congratulations. 932 01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:14,884 Perhaps you're deaf. 933 01:02:15,978 --> 01:02:16,743 No... 934 01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,704 What makes you think that? 935 01:02:19,579 --> 01:02:23,001 As a matter of fact, every single one of my senses is at its peak. 936 01:02:24,197 --> 01:02:26,267 Not bad going, eh? For a man past fifty. 937 01:02:27,283 --> 01:02:30,290 But a birthday, I always feel, is a great occasion... 938 01:02:30,697 --> 01:02:32,611 Taken too much for granted these days. 939 01:02:33,111 --> 01:02:34,564 What a thing to celebrate! 940 01:02:35,384 --> 01:02:36,345 Birth! 941 01:02:36,767 --> 01:02:38,806 Like getting up in the morning. 942 01:02:39,274 --> 01:02:40,329 Marvellous! 943 01:02:41,642 --> 01:02:44,579 Some people don't like the idea of getting up in the morning. 944 01:02:44,665 --> 01:02:45,853 I've heard them. 945 01:02:46,329 --> 01:02:48,611 Getting up in the morning, they say, what is it? 946 01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:51,064 Your skin's crabby... 947 01:02:51,283 --> 01:02:53,517 ...you need a shave, your eyes are full of muck. 948 01:02:53,736 --> 01:02:56,673 Your mouth is like a boghouse, the palms of your hands are full of sweat. 949 01:02:56,939 --> 01:02:59,001 Your nose is clogged up, your feet stink. 950 01:02:59,946 --> 01:03:02,751 What are you but a corpse, waiting to be washed? 951 01:03:06,697 --> 01:03:08,697 Whenever I hear that point of view... 952 01:03:09,681 --> 01:03:10,760 I feel cheerful. 953 01:03:11,548 --> 01:03:14,243 Because I know what it is to wake up with the sun shining... 954 01:03:14,978 --> 01:03:17,120 To the sound of the lawnmower... 955 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:21,118 ...all the little birds, the smell of the grass... 956 01:03:21,712 --> 01:03:24,040 - ...church bells, tomato juice. - Get out! 957 01:03:36,501 --> 01:03:39,493 Get that drink out of here. These are unlicensed premises. 958 01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:42,157 You're in a terrible humour today, Mr Webber. 959 01:03:42,931 --> 01:03:44,142 And on your birthday too... 960 01:03:44,197 --> 01:03:46,554 With the good lady getting her strength up to give you a party. 961 01:03:46,579 --> 01:03:48,673 I told you to get those bottles out! 962 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,947 Mr Webber... 963 01:03:51,712 --> 01:03:52,876 Sit down a minute. 964 01:03:55,227 --> 01:03:56,783 Let me just make this clear. 965 01:03:58,103 --> 01:03:59,587 You don't bother me at all. 966 01:04:00,579 --> 01:04:02,462 To me, you're nothing but a dirty joke. 967 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:06,853 But I have a responsibility towards the people in this house. 968 01:04:08,228 --> 01:04:09,400 They've been down here too long. 969 01:04:10,431 --> 01:04:12,121 They've lost their sense of smell. 970 01:04:12,473 --> 01:04:13,392 I haven't. 971 01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:17,025 And nobody's going to take advantage of them while I'm here. 972 01:04:22,822 --> 01:04:23,962 Anyway... 973 01:04:25,689 --> 01:04:27,603 ...this house isn't your cup of tea. 974 01:04:29,634 --> 01:04:31,993 There's nothing here for you, from any angle... 975 01:04:32,681 --> 01:04:33,720 Any angle. 976 01:04:35,736 --> 01:04:38,189 So why don't you just go, without any more fuss? 977 01:04:40,322 --> 01:04:41,618 Mr Webber, sit down. 978 01:04:41,915 --> 01:04:44,017 It's no good starting any kind of trouble. 979 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,251 Sit down. 980 01:04:45,993 --> 01:04:47,165 Why should I? 981 01:04:49,454 --> 01:04:51,427 If you want to know the truth, Webber... 982 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,923 You're beginning to get on my breasts. 983 01:04:54,321 --> 01:04:55,811 Really? Well, that's... 984 01:04:55,860 --> 01:04:57,009 Sit down! 985 01:04:58,852 --> 01:05:00,009 No. 986 01:05:18,728 --> 01:05:19,798 McCann... 987 01:05:24,524 --> 01:05:25,454 Nat? 988 01:05:27,126 --> 01:05:28,470 Ask him to sit down. 989 01:05:29,752 --> 01:05:30,689 Yes, Nat. 990 01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:38,345 Do you mind sitting down? 991 01:05:40,095 --> 01:05:41,376 Yes, I do mind. 992 01:05:42,165 --> 01:05:44,290 Yes now, but... it'd be better if you did. 993 01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:50,736 - Why don't you sit down? - No, not me... you. 994 01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:54,783 No thanks. 995 01:05:57,900 --> 01:05:58,876 Nat? 996 01:05:59,142 --> 01:05:59,986 What? 997 01:06:00,087 --> 01:06:01,306 He won't sit down. 998 01:06:03,701 --> 01:06:05,701 - Well, ask him. - I've asked him. 999 01:06:07,308 --> 01:06:08,673 Ask him again. 1000 01:06:11,781 --> 01:06:12,829 Sit down. 1001 01:06:16,448 --> 01:06:17,361 Why? 1002 01:06:19,055 --> 01:06:20,447 Well, you'd be more comfortable. 1003 01:06:24,656 --> 01:06:26,072 So would you. 1004 01:06:28,058 --> 01:06:29,095 All right. 1005 01:06:30,173 --> 01:06:31,689 If you will I will. 1006 01:06:33,931 --> 01:06:35,072 You first. 1007 01:06:59,952 --> 01:07:01,064 Well? 1008 01:07:03,443 --> 01:07:04,540 Right... 1009 01:07:05,587 --> 01:07:08,869 Now you've both had your rest, you can get out! 1010 01:07:10,613 --> 01:07:12,079 That's a dirty trick! 1011 01:07:14,462 --> 01:07:16,595 I'll kick the shite out of him! - No! 1012 01:07:17,929 --> 01:07:20,204 - I have stood up. - Sit down again! 1013 01:07:20,232 --> 01:07:22,334 - Once I'm up I'm up. - Same here. 1014 01:07:22,779 --> 01:07:24,725 You've made Mr Goldberg stand up. 1015 01:07:24,857 --> 01:07:26,318 - It'll do him good! - Get in that seat! 1016 01:07:26,404 --> 01:07:29,500 - McCann. - Get down in that seat! - Webber! 1017 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:32,373 Sit down. 1018 01:07:56,094 --> 01:07:58,021 - You'd better be careful. - Webber... 1019 01:08:00,964 --> 01:08:02,904 - What were you doing yesterday? - Yesterday? 1020 01:08:03,611 --> 01:08:04,711 And the day before. 1021 01:08:05,303 --> 01:08:06,787 What did you do the day before that? 1022 01:08:09,112 --> 01:08:10,209 What do you mean? 1023 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:13,120 Why are you wasting everybody's time, Webber? 1024 01:08:13,767 --> 01:08:15,451 Why are you getting in everybody's way? 1025 01:08:16,748 --> 01:08:18,967 - Me? What are you... - I'm telling you, Webber. 1026 01:08:19,790 --> 01:08:20,873 You're a washout. 1027 01:08:22,232 --> 01:08:24,146 Why are you getting on everybody's wick? 1028 01:08:24,843 --> 01:08:26,975 Why are you driving that old lady off her conk? 1029 01:08:27,057 --> 01:08:28,158 He likes to do it! 1030 01:08:28,570 --> 01:08:30,695 Why do you behave so badly, Webber? 1031 01:08:31,415 --> 01:08:33,468 Why do you force that old man out to play chess? 1032 01:08:33,548 --> 01:08:34,195 Me? 1033 01:08:34,228 --> 01:08:36,028 Why do you treat that young lady like a leper? 1034 01:08:37,143 --> 01:08:38,889 - She's not the leper, Webber! - What the... 1035 01:08:38,945 --> 01:08:40,578 What did you wear last week, Webber? 1036 01:08:41,929 --> 01:08:44,867 - Where do you keep your suits? - Why did you leave the organization? 1037 01:08:44,991 --> 01:08:47,632 - What would your old mum say? - Why did you betray us? 1038 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:48,976 You hurt me, Webber. 1039 01:08:49,632 --> 01:08:51,351 You're playing a dirty game. 1040 01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:54,117 - That's a Black and Tan fact. - Who does he think he is? 1041 01:08:54,242 --> 01:08:56,101 - Who do you think you are? - You're on the wrong horse. 1042 01:08:56,148 --> 01:08:57,617 When did you come to this place? 1043 01:08:57,836 --> 01:08:59,242 - Last year. - Where did you come from? 1044 01:08:59,312 --> 01:09:00,960 - Somewhere else. - Why did you come here? 1045 01:09:01,032 --> 01:09:02,570 - My feet hurt! - Why did you stay? 1046 01:09:03,070 --> 01:09:03,859 I had a headache! 1047 01:09:03,928 --> 01:09:05,907 - Did you take anything for it? - Yes. - What? 1048 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,890 - Fruit salts! - Enos or Andrews? - En... An... 1049 01:09:08,226 --> 01:09:10,195 Did you stir properly? Did they fizz? 1050 01:09:11,110 --> 01:09:12,562 - Now... - Did they fizz? 1051 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,773 - Wait... - Did they fizz or didn't they fizz? 1052 01:09:14,861 --> 01:09:15,953 He doesn't know! 1053 01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,296 You don't know. 1054 01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:23,640 - When did you last have a bath? - I have one every... - Don't lie. 1055 01:09:23,818 --> 01:09:25,491 - You betrayed the organization. 1056 01:09:25,609 --> 01:09:26,875 - I know him! - You don't! 1057 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:28,600 What can you see without your glasses? 1058 01:09:32,173 --> 01:09:33,960 - Anything. - Take off his glasses. 1059 01:09:58,668 --> 01:10:00,062 Webber, you're a fake. 1060 01:10:02,706 --> 01:10:04,507 When did you last wash up a cup? 1061 01:10:08,876 --> 01:10:10,835 - The Christmas before last. - Where? 1062 01:10:14,402 --> 01:10:16,429 - Lyons Corner House. - Which one? 1063 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:20,437 - Marble Arch. - Where was your wife? 1064 01:10:20,724 --> 01:10:21,624 In... 1065 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,679 - Answer. - What wife? 1066 01:10:27,843 --> 01:10:30,743 - What have you done with your wife? - He's killed his wife! 1067 01:10:30,881 --> 01:10:33,242 - Why did you kill your wife? - What wife? 1068 01:10:33,294 --> 01:10:34,794 - How did he kill her? - How did you kill her? 1069 01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,700 - You throttled her. - With arsenic. - There's your man! 1070 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,900 - Where's your old mum? - In the sanatorium. - Yes! 1071 01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:43,554 - Why did you never get married? - She was waiting at the porch. 1072 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,200 - You skedaddled from the wedding. - He left her in the lurch. 1073 01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:48,710 - You left her in the pudding club. - She was waiting at the church. 1074 01:10:48,789 --> 01:10:51,789 - Webber! Why did you change your name? - I forgot the other one. 1075 01:10:51,859 --> 01:10:54,000 - What's your name now? - Joe Soap. 1076 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:56,700 - You stink of sin. - I can smell it. 1077 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,675 Do you recognise an external force? 1078 01:10:58,700 --> 01:10:59,324 What? 1079 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,900 - Do you recognise an external force? - That's the question! 1080 01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:03,640 Do you recognise an external force... 1081 01:11:03,703 --> 01:11:05,724 ...responsible for you, suffering for you? 1082 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,200 - It's late. - Late! Late enough! When did you last pray? 1083 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,500 - He's sweating! - When did you last pray? - He's sweating! 1084 01:11:11,687 --> 01:11:13,787 Is the number 846 possible or necessary? 1085 01:11:13,976 --> 01:11:15,117 Neither. - Wrong! 1086 01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:17,124 Is the number 846 possible or necessary? 1087 01:11:17,156 --> 01:11:18,093 Both. - Wrong! 1088 01:11:18,244 --> 01:11:20,044 - It's necessary but not possible. - Both. - Wrong! 1089 01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:23,460 - Why do you think the number 846 is necessarily possible? - Must be. 1090 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,445 Wrong! It's only necessarily necessary! 1091 01:11:25,624 --> 01:11:28,328 We admit possibility only after we grant necessity. 1092 01:11:28,468 --> 01:11:30,140 It is possible because necessary... 1093 01:11:30,249 --> 01:11:32,102 But by no means necessary through possibility. 1094 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,459 The possibility can only be assumed after proof of necessity. 1095 01:11:35,504 --> 01:11:37,204 - Right! - Right? Of course right! 1096 01:11:37,282 --> 01:11:41,782 - We're right and you're wrong, Webber, all along the line. - All along the line! 1097 01:11:45,538 --> 01:11:49,045 - Where is your lechery leading you? - You'll pay for this. 1098 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:52,967 - You stuff yourself with dry toast. - You contaminate womankind. 1099 01:11:53,115 --> 01:11:55,006 - Why don't you pay the rent? - Mother defiler! 1100 01:11:55,039 --> 01:11:56,889 - Why do you pick your nose? - I demand justice! 1101 01:11:56,941 --> 01:11:59,553 - What's your trade? - What about Ireland? - What's your trade? - I play the piano. 1102 01:11:59,608 --> 01:12:02,900 - How many fingers do you use? - No hands! - No society would touch you. 1103 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,022 - Not even a building society. - You're a traitor to the cloth. 1104 01:12:06,209 --> 01:12:08,186 - What do you use for pyjamas? - Nothing. 1105 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,569 - You verminate the sheet of your birth. - What about the Albigensenist heresy? 1106 01:12:11,678 --> 01:12:14,342 - Who watered the wicket in Melbourne? - What about the blessed Oliver Plunkett? 1107 01:12:14,397 --> 01:12:16,538 - Who hammered the nails? - Who drove in the screws? 1108 01:12:16,639 --> 01:12:17,694 Speak up Webber. 1109 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,800 Why did the chicken cross the road? 1110 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:21,241 He wanted to... he wanted to... 1111 01:12:21,296 --> 01:12:22,596 - He wanted to... - He doesn't know! 1112 01:12:22,702 --> 01:12:25,702 - Why did the chicken cross the road? - He wanted to... he wanted to... 1113 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:27,599 - Why did the chicken cross the road? - He wanted. . . 1114 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,522 He doesn't know. He doesn't know which came first! 1115 01:12:29,639 --> 01:12:31,569 - Which came first? - Chicken? Egg? Which came first? 1116 01:12:31,700 --> 01:12:34,561 Which came first? Which came first? Which came first? 1117 01:12:45,131 --> 01:12:46,725 He doesn't know. 1118 01:12:49,697 --> 01:12:51,209 Do you know your own face? 1119 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:53,931 Wake him up. 1120 01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:56,665 Stick a needle in his eye. 1121 01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,587 You're a plague, Webber. You're an overthrow. 1122 01:12:59,887 --> 01:13:01,087 You're what's left! 1123 01:13:01,490 --> 01:13:02,962 But we've got the answer to you. 1124 01:13:03,065 --> 01:13:05,258 - We can sterilise you. - What about Drogheda? 1125 01:13:05,970 --> 01:13:08,337 Your bite is dead. Only your pong is left. 1126 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,478 - You betrayed our land. - You betray our breed. 1127 01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:13,200 - Who are you, Webber? - What makes you think you exist? 1128 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,946 - You're dead. - You're dead. 1129 01:13:15,235 --> 01:13:17,892 You can't live, you can't think, you can't love. You're dead. 1130 01:13:18,042 --> 01:13:20,626 You're a plague gone bad. There's no juice in you. 1131 01:13:21,124 --> 01:13:22,134 You're nothing... 1132 01:13:22,650 --> 01:13:23,735 ...but an odour! 1133 01:13:48,743 --> 01:13:50,048 Steady, McCann. 1134 01:13:52,267 --> 01:13:53,532 Come on! 1135 01:13:55,087 --> 01:13:57,564 - He's sweating. - Easy, McCann. 1136 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,800 The bastard sweatpig is sweating. 1137 01:14:15,148 --> 01:14:16,860 I brought the drum down. 1138 01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:22,103 I'm dressed for the party. 1139 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:26,001 Wonderful. 1140 01:14:26,298 --> 01:14:27,759 You like my dress? 1141 01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:31,110 Wonderful. 1142 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:36,275 - It's out of this world. - I know. 1143 01:14:36,615 --> 01:14:38,103 My father gave it to me. 1144 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,407 - Doesn't it make a beautiful noise? - It's a fine piece of work. 1145 01:14:46,125 --> 01:14:48,337 Maybe Stan'll play us a little tune afterwards. 1146 01:14:48,423 --> 01:14:49,923 Oh yes. Will you, Stan? 1147 01:14:51,141 --> 01:14:52,462 Could I have my glasses? 1148 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:54,775 Ah yes. 1149 01:14:58,370 --> 01:14:59,610 Here they are. 1150 01:15:02,613 --> 01:15:05,113 Now. What have we got here? Enough to scuttle a liner. 1151 01:15:05,416 --> 01:15:07,821 Four bottles of Scotch, one bottle of Irish. 1152 01:15:08,334 --> 01:15:11,454 - Mr Goldberg, what should I drink? - Glasses, glasses first. 1153 01:15:11,737 --> 01:15:15,064 - Open the Scotch, McCann. - Here's my very best glasses in here. 1154 01:15:15,256 --> 01:15:16,422 I don't drink Scotch. 1155 01:15:16,853 --> 01:15:18,142 Well, you've got the Irish. 1156 01:15:18,325 --> 01:15:20,079 - Here they are. - Good. 1157 01:15:20,588 --> 01:15:21,556 Mrs Boles... 1158 01:15:22,048 --> 01:15:23,150 I think... 1159 01:15:23,751 --> 01:15:25,836 ...that Stanley should pour the toast, don't you? 1160 01:15:25,981 --> 01:15:27,939 Oh yes. Come along, Stan. 1161 01:15:30,696 --> 01:15:34,134 - Do you like my dress, Mr Goldberg? - Oh, it's out on its own. 1162 01:15:34,546 --> 01:15:37,046 Turn yourself round a minute. I used to be in the business. 1163 01:15:37,804 --> 01:15:39,751 - Go on, walk up there. - Oh no. 1164 01:15:39,808 --> 01:15:41,282 Don't be shy. 1165 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,775 Walk up the boulevard. Let's have a look at you. 1166 01:15:46,861 --> 01:15:49,361 What a carriage. What's your opinion, McCann? 1167 01:15:49,757 --> 01:15:51,806 Like a Countess, nothing less. 1168 01:15:54,363 --> 01:15:56,079 Madam, now turn about... 1169 01:15:56,868 --> 01:15:58,860 ...and promenade to the kitchen. 1170 01:16:01,417 --> 01:16:02,814 What a deportment! 1171 01:16:03,178 --> 01:16:05,978 - You can pour my Irish too. - You look like a gladiola. 1172 01:16:06,579 --> 01:16:08,228 Stan, what about my dress? 1173 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,000 One for the lady, one for the lady. 1174 01:16:12,587 --> 01:16:13,696 - Now madam... 1175 01:16:14,657 --> 01:16:16,392 - Your glass. - Thank you. 1176 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,353 Lift your glasses, ladies and gentlemen. 1177 01:16:21,571 --> 01:16:23,134 We're going to drink a toast. 1178 01:16:23,345 --> 01:16:25,689 - Lulu is not here. - It's past the hour. 1179 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,743 Now... who's going to propose the toast? 1180 01:16:30,017 --> 01:16:30,845 Mrs Boles... 1181 01:16:31,657 --> 01:16:33,618 ...it can only be you. 1182 01:16:33,974 --> 01:16:35,306 - Me? - Who else? 1183 01:16:36,298 --> 01:16:38,540 - But what do I say? - Say what you feel. 1184 01:16:39,570 --> 01:16:41,251 What you honestly feel. 1185 01:16:44,548 --> 01:16:46,095 It's Stanley's birthday. 1186 01:16:47,329 --> 01:16:48,321 Your Stanley. 1187 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,415 Look at him. 1188 01:16:52,462 --> 01:16:53,758 Look at him... 1189 01:16:54,415 --> 01:16:55,448 ...and it'll come. 1190 01:16:57,103 --> 01:16:59,800 Wait a minute, the light's too strong. Let's have proper lighting. 1191 01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,384 McCann, you got your torch? 1192 01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:04,071 Switch out the light and put on your torch. 1193 01:17:07,444 --> 01:17:09,525 Not on the lady, on the gentleman! 1194 01:17:10,212 --> 01:17:11,868 You must shine it on the birthday boy. 1195 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,665 Now, Mrs Boles... 1196 01:17:15,610 --> 01:17:16,775 ...it's all yours. 1197 01:17:18,314 --> 01:17:20,900 - I don't know what to say. - Well, look at him. Just look at him. 1198 01:17:22,243 --> 01:17:25,189 - Isn't the light in his eyes? - No, no. Go on, go on. 1199 01:17:28,228 --> 01:17:29,110 Well... 1200 01:17:30,939 --> 01:17:32,392 It's very, very nice... 1201 01:17:32,879 --> 01:17:34,243 ...to be here tonight... 1202 01:17:34,907 --> 01:17:36,071 ...in my house. 1203 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:40,462 And I want to propose a toast to Stanley... 1204 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:42,892 ...because it's his birthday... 1205 01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:46,407 And he's lived here for a long while now. 1206 01:17:47,642 --> 01:17:49,157 And he's my Stanley now. 1207 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,493 And I think he's a good boy. 1208 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:55,860 Although sometimes he's bad. 1209 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,548 And he's the only Stanley I know, 1210 01:18:03,018 --> 01:18:05,351 And I know him better than all the world. 1211 01:18:05,923 --> 01:18:07,290 although he doesn't think so. 1212 01:18:07,390 --> 01:18:08,259 Hear, hear! 1213 01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:12,282 Well... 1214 01:18:13,626 --> 01:18:15,212 I could cry because... 1215 01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:18,323 ...I'm so happy, having him here... 1216 01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:21,423 ...and not gone away, on his birthday. 1217 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:26,377 And there isn't anything I wouldn't do for him... 1218 01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:32,127 ...and for all you good people here tonight... 1219 01:18:36,206 --> 01:18:37,112 Beautiful! 1220 01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:42,049 A beautiful speech. 1221 01:18:43,033 --> 01:18:44,338 Put the light on, McCann. 1222 01:18:44,565 --> 01:18:45,909 That was a lovely toast. 1223 01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:48,329 Buck up now. 1224 01:18:49,174 --> 01:18:51,424 Come on, smile at the birdy. 1225 01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:55,011 That's better. 1226 01:18:58,386 --> 01:19:00,697 - Ah. Look who's here. - Lulu. 1227 01:19:00,798 --> 01:19:03,798 - How do you do, Lulu? I'm Nat Goldberg. - Hallo. 1228 01:19:04,026 --> 01:19:05,651 Stanley, a drink for your guest. 1229 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,354 You just missed the toast, my dear, and what a toast. 1230 01:19:09,393 --> 01:19:10,221 Did I? 1231 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,018 Stanley, a drink for your guest. 1232 01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:14,940 Right. Now raise your glasses. 1233 01:19:15,329 --> 01:19:16,838 Everyone standing up. 1234 01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:22,177 Not you, Stanley. You must sit down. 1235 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,471 Yes, that's right. He must sit down. 1236 01:19:25,002 --> 01:19:26,416 You don't mind sitting down a minute? 1237 01:19:27,026 --> 01:19:28,213 We're going to drink to you. 1238 01:19:28,963 --> 01:19:31,291 - Come on! - Come on! 1239 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:47,377 Right. 1240 01:19:48,510 --> 01:19:49,971 Now Stanley's sat down. 1241 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,737 Well... 1242 01:19:54,416 --> 01:19:55,744 I want to say first... 1243 01:19:56,229 --> 01:19:57,948 ...that I've never been so touched to the heart 1244 01:19:58,100 --> 01:19:59,799 ...as by the toast we've just heard. 1245 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:03,760 How often, in this day and age, do you come across real, true warmth? 1246 01:20:04,644 --> 01:20:05,799 Once in a lifetime. 1247 01:20:06,791 --> 01:20:09,713 Until a few minutes ago, ladies and gentlemen, I... 1248 01:20:10,151 --> 01:20:13,221 ...like all of you, was asking the same question. 1249 01:20:14,487 --> 01:20:16,065 What's happened to the love... 1250 01:20:16,588 --> 01:20:17,627 the bonhomie... 1251 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:20,057 the unashamed expression of affection... 1252 01:20:20,526 --> 01:20:23,572 ...of the day before yesterday, that our mums taught us in the nursery? 1253 01:20:24,450 --> 01:20:27,494 - Gone with the wind. - That's what I thought, until today. 1254 01:20:28,401 --> 01:20:31,307 I believe in a good laugh, a day's fishing, a bit of gardening. 1255 01:20:31,713 --> 01:20:35,533 I was very proud of my old greenhouse, made out of my own spit and faith. 1256 01:20:35,712 --> 01:20:36,955 That's the sort of man I am. 1257 01:20:37,254 --> 01:20:38,315 Not size... 1258 01:20:39,434 --> 01:20:40,401 ...but quality. 1259 01:20:41,421 --> 01:20:44,932 A little Austin, tea in Fullers, a library book from Boots... 1260 01:20:45,346 --> 01:20:46,502 and I'm satisfied. 1261 01:20:47,236 --> 01:20:48,322 But just now... 1262 01:20:49,455 --> 01:20:50,908 I say just now... 1263 01:20:52,010 --> 01:20:53,984 the lady of the house said her piece. 1264 01:20:54,963 --> 01:20:56,097 And I for one... 1265 01:20:56,487 --> 01:20:59,104 ...am knocked over by the sentiments she expressed. 1266 01:21:03,451 --> 01:21:05,822 Lucky is the man who's at the receiving end. 1267 01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:07,666 That's what I say. 1268 01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:10,979 How can I put it? 1269 01:21:12,759 --> 01:21:15,065 We all wander on our tod through this world. 1270 01:21:16,820 --> 01:21:18,393 It's a lonely pillow to kip on. 1271 01:21:20,055 --> 01:21:20,947 Right? 1272 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,065 - Right! - Agreed. 1273 01:21:24,455 --> 01:21:28,815 But tonight, Lulu, McCann... we've known a great fortune. 1274 01:21:29,566 --> 01:21:32,744 We've heard a lady extend the sum total of her devotion... 1275 01:21:33,114 --> 01:21:36,221 ...in all its pride, plume and peacock... 1276 01:21:36,597 --> 01:21:38,674 ...to a member of her own living race. 1277 01:21:38,818 --> 01:21:39,916 Stanley... 1278 01:21:40,822 --> 01:21:42,588 My heartfelt congratulations! 1279 01:21:44,629 --> 01:21:45,832 I wish you... 1280 01:21:46,174 --> 01:21:47,510 ...on behalf of us all... 1281 01:21:48,393 --> 01:21:49,440 ...a happy birthday. 1282 01:21:50,994 --> 01:21:54,002 I'm sure you've never been a prouder man than you are today. 1283 01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:56,283 Mazeltov! 1284 01:21:56,908 --> 01:21:58,549 And may we only meet at Simchahs! 1285 01:22:02,989 --> 01:22:05,533 Turn out the light, McCann, while we drink the toast. 1286 01:22:08,196 --> 01:22:09,971 That was a wonderful speech. 1287 01:22:10,030 --> 01:22:13,230 Lift your glasses! Stanley... happy birthday. 1288 01:22:13,448 --> 01:22:15,548 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. 1289 01:22:15,741 --> 01:22:19,059 - Many happy returns of the day, Stan. - And well over the fast. 1290 01:22:19,857 --> 01:22:21,091 Oh, Stanny... 1291 01:22:23,709 --> 01:22:25,184 - Lights! - Right! 1292 01:22:29,966 --> 01:22:31,559 Clink my glass, Stanny. 1293 01:22:32,143 --> 01:22:34,231 - Mr Goldberg... - Oh, call me Nat. 1294 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,114 You clink my glass. 1295 01:22:36,245 --> 01:22:38,347 You're empty. Let me fill you up. 1296 01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:39,919 It's a pleasure. 1297 01:22:40,619 --> 01:22:43,387 You're a marvellous speaker, Nat, you know that? 1298 01:22:43,864 --> 01:22:45,564 Where did you learn to speak like that? 1299 01:22:45,726 --> 01:22:47,747 - You liked it, eh? - Oh yes! 1300 01:22:48,341 --> 01:22:50,841 Well, my first chance to stand up and give a lecture 1301 01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,997 was at the Ethical Hall, Bayswater. 1302 01:22:53,842 --> 01:22:56,442 A wonderful opportunity. I'll never forget it. 1303 01:22:57,095 --> 01:22:58,716 They were all there that night. 1304 01:22:59,184 --> 01:23:00,755 Charlotte Street was empty. 1305 01:23:01,970 --> 01:23:03,567 Of course, that's a good while ago. 1306 01:23:04,255 --> 01:23:05,677 What did you speak about? 1307 01:23:06,304 --> 01:23:08,200 The Necessary and the Possible. 1308 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:10,133 It went with a bang. 1309 01:23:10,473 --> 01:23:12,567 Since then I always speak at weddings. 1310 01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:17,145 Let's have some of yours. 1311 01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:19,536 In that? - Yes. 1312 01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:22,434 - Are you used to mixing them? - No. 1313 01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:24,270 Give me your glass. 1314 01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:31,528 Lulu, you're a big bouncy girl. Come and sit on my lap. 1315 01:23:31,834 --> 01:23:33,044 Do you think I should? 1316 01:23:33,567 --> 01:23:34,358 Try it. 1317 01:23:35,011 --> 01:23:36,887 I'll bounce up to the ceiling. 1318 01:23:37,606 --> 01:23:38,735 Take a chance. 1319 01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:42,067 I don't know how you can mix that stuff. 1320 01:23:45,934 --> 01:23:48,887 You know, there's a lot in your eyes. 1321 01:23:50,552 --> 01:23:52,005 And yours, too. 1322 01:23:52,497 --> 01:23:54,000 You think so? 1323 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,130 Go on! 1324 01:23:55,181 --> 01:23:56,927 Ever been to Carrikmacross? 1325 01:23:58,216 --> 01:24:00,020 I've been to King's Cross. 1326 01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:05,145 You came right out of the blue, you know that? 1327 01:24:05,881 --> 01:24:07,950 Mind how you go. You're cracking a rib. 1328 01:24:09,126 --> 01:24:10,411 I want to dance! 1329 01:24:11,428 --> 01:24:12,497 Stanley... 1330 01:24:13,005 --> 01:24:14,083 Dance. 1331 01:24:28,178 --> 01:24:29,419 Shall I tell you something? 1332 01:24:29,949 --> 01:24:30,770 What? 1333 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:32,825 I trust you. 1334 01:24:33,918 --> 01:24:34,997 Gesundheit! 1335 01:24:36,184 --> 01:24:38,880 My father was going to take me to Ireland once. 1336 01:24:39,814 --> 01:24:41,880 But then he went away by himself. 1337 01:24:42,449 --> 01:24:44,583 Do you think you knew me when I was a little girl? 1338 01:24:45,172 --> 01:24:47,434 - Were you a nice little girl? - I was. 1339 01:24:48,033 --> 01:24:49,848 I don't know if he went to Ireland. 1340 01:24:50,031 --> 01:24:51,395 Maybe I played piggy-back with you. 1341 01:24:52,011 --> 01:24:53,122 Maybe you did. 1342 01:24:53,844 --> 01:24:55,144 He didn't take me. 1343 01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:56,442 Or "pop goes the weasel". 1344 01:24:57,028 --> 01:24:59,100 - Is that a game? - Sure it's a game! 1345 01:25:00,870 --> 01:25:02,670 Why didn't he take you to Ireland? 1346 01:25:04,153 --> 01:25:06,553 - You're tickling me! - You should worry. 1347 01:25:10,659 --> 01:25:12,278 I've always liked older men. 1348 01:25:13,716 --> 01:25:14,989 They can soothe you. 1349 01:25:21,926 --> 01:25:23,231 I know a place. 1350 01:25:24,942 --> 01:25:26,049 Roscrea. 1351 01:25:27,505 --> 01:25:28,747 Mother Nolan's. 1352 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:33,286 There was a night-light in my room, when I was a little girl. 1353 01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:37,809 One time I stayed there all night with the boys. 1354 01:25:38,821 --> 01:25:40,559 Singing and drinking all night. 1355 01:25:44,567 --> 01:25:46,661 And my Nanny used to sit up with me... 1356 01:25:47,286 --> 01:25:48,880 ...sing songs to me. 1357 01:25:49,583 --> 01:25:52,528 And a plate of fry in the morning. 1358 01:25:56,656 --> 01:25:58,005 Now where am I? 1359 01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:13,731 My little room was pink. 1360 01:26:15,109 --> 01:26:19,216 It had pink carpet, pink curtains. 1361 01:26:20,382 --> 01:26:23,075 And I had musical boxes all over the room. 1362 01:26:24,077 --> 01:26:25,833 They used to play me to sleep. 1363 01:26:27,348 --> 01:26:29,778 And my father was a very big doctor. 1364 01:26:31,110 --> 01:26:33,153 That's why I never had any complaints. 1365 01:26:34,637 --> 01:26:36,067 I was cared for. 1366 01:26:36,966 --> 01:26:40,021 And I had little sisters and brothers in other rooms. 1367 01:26:41,282 --> 01:26:42,770 All different colours. 1368 01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:44,669 Tullamore... 1369 01:26:46,379 --> 01:26:47,723 Where are you? 1370 01:26:53,696 --> 01:26:55,380 Give us a drop more. 1371 01:26:58,474 --> 01:26:59,786 Glorio... 1372 01:27:00,981 --> 01:27:04,195 Glorio, to the bold Fenian men! 1373 01:27:05,114 --> 01:27:06,919 Oh, what a lovely voice. 1374 01:27:09,984 --> 01:27:11,302 Give us a song, McCann. 1375 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:14,059 A love song! 1376 01:27:16,667 --> 01:27:17,755 The night... 1377 01:27:20,067 --> 01:27:22,098 that poor Paddy was stretched... 1378 01:27:23,450 --> 01:27:25,380 the boys they all paid him a visit. 1379 01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:26,723 A love song! 1380 01:27:38,458 --> 01:27:44,177 Oh, the Garden of Eden has vanished, they say... 1381 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:48,833 But I know the lie of it still. 1382 01:27:50,212 --> 01:27:54,762 Just turn to the left at the foot of Ben Clay 1383 01:27:55,284 --> 01:27:58,880 And stop when halfway to Coote Hill. 1384 01:28:00,054 --> 01:28:05,645 It's there you will find it, I know sure enough, 1385 01:28:08,415 --> 01:28:12,020 And it's whispering over to me... 1386 01:28:13,659 --> 01:28:23,059 Come back, Paddy Reilly, to Bally-James-Duff... 1387 01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:34,293 Come home, Paddy Reilly, to me! 1388 01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:52,184 You're the dead image of the first man I ever loved. 1389 01:28:52,898 --> 01:28:54,200 It goes without saying. 1390 01:28:59,605 --> 01:29:02,434 - I want to play a game! - A game? 1391 01:29:02,626 --> 01:29:04,326 - What game? - Any game. 1392 01:29:04,747 --> 01:29:07,012 - Yes, let's play a game. - What game? 1393 01:29:07,059 --> 01:29:09,559 - Hide and seek. - Blind man's buff. - Yes! 1394 01:29:09,721 --> 01:29:11,520 - You want to play blind man's buff? - Yes! 1395 01:29:11,612 --> 01:29:15,559 All right. Blind man's buff! Come on, everybody up! McCann. Stanley. 1396 01:29:16,215 --> 01:29:17,872 - Stanley! - Stanley. Up. 1397 01:29:18,067 --> 01:29:21,809 - What's the matter with him? - We're going to play a game. Oh, come on! 1398 01:29:21,888 --> 01:29:23,278 Right! Now... who's going to be blind first? 1399 01:29:23,390 --> 01:29:24,890 - Mrs Boles. - Not me. 1400 01:29:24,982 --> 01:29:28,182 - Of course you. - Who, me? - Who else? - Here you are. 1401 01:29:28,908 --> 01:29:30,387 How do you play this game? 1402 01:29:30,546 --> 01:29:32,346 Haven't you ever played blind man's buff? 1403 01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:34,466 Keep still, Mrs Boles. 1404 01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:38,208 You mustn't be touched. But you can't move after she's blind. 1405 01:29:38,553 --> 01:29:40,262 You must stay where you are after she's blind. 1406 01:29:40,473 --> 01:29:42,427 And if she touches you then you become blind. 1407 01:29:43,159 --> 01:29:44,192 Turn round. 1408 01:29:47,096 --> 01:29:50,372 - How many fingers am I holding up? - I can't see. - Right. 1409 01:29:51,216 --> 01:29:54,864 Right! Now, everyone move about. McCann. Stanley. 1410 01:29:59,907 --> 01:30:01,027 Now stop. 1411 01:30:02,105 --> 01:30:03,207 Now still. 1412 01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:04,652 Off you go! 1413 01:30:39,192 --> 01:30:40,558 Caught you! 1414 01:30:41,217 --> 01:30:42,917 Oh, what lovely hair! 1415 01:30:45,090 --> 01:30:46,050 Oh, it's you... 1416 01:30:46,359 --> 01:30:47,496 Put it on, McCann! 1417 01:30:55,127 --> 01:30:57,427 There... Turn round. 1418 01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:01,457 - How many fingers am I holding up? - I don't know. 1419 01:31:01,605 --> 01:31:03,590 Right! Now, everyone move about. 1420 01:31:07,409 --> 01:31:08,293 Now, stop! 1421 01:31:08,850 --> 01:31:09,925 Still! 1422 01:31:14,043 --> 01:31:16,285 - Oh, this is lovely! - Quiet! 1423 01:31:17,592 --> 01:31:19,004 All right, everyone move again. 1424 01:32:11,362 --> 01:32:12,715 It's Stanley! 1425 01:32:15,344 --> 01:32:16,856 It's your turn, Stan. 1426 01:32:18,637 --> 01:32:20,208 I'll take your glasses. 1427 01:32:21,088 --> 01:32:22,488 Give me the scarf. 1428 01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,090 Tie his scarf, Mrs Boles. 1429 01:32:24,561 --> 01:32:25,895 That's what I'm doing. 1430 01:32:29,615 --> 01:32:32,235 - Can you see my nose? - He can't. Ready? 1431 01:32:32,642 --> 01:32:34,906 Right! Everyone move. 1432 01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:38,992 Now stop! Still! 1433 01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,367 Enjoying the game? 1434 01:34:19,633 --> 01:34:21,299 - The lights! - What's happened? 1435 01:34:21,300 --> 01:34:22,900 - The lights! - Where is he? 1436 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:24,742 - Someone's touching me! - Where's your torch? 1437 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:26,780 Not on me! 1438 01:34:27,707 --> 01:34:28,984 - My torch! - Oh God! 1439 01:34:29,009 --> 01:34:31,209 - Pick up your torch! - I can't find it. 1440 01:34:31,407 --> 01:34:32,695 Everyone quiet! 1441 01:34:34,844 --> 01:34:36,774 Help him find the torch. 1442 01:35:12,137 --> 01:35:13,664 Over here, McCann! 1443 01:35:13,969 --> 01:35:14,735 Here. 1444 01:35:15,789 --> 01:35:16,969 Come to me. 1445 01:35:18,297 --> 01:35:20,078 Come to me. 1446 01:35:20,531 --> 01:35:21,474 Easy. 1447 01:35:22,725 --> 01:35:23,836 Over there. 1448 01:35:25,414 --> 01:35:27,344 - Who's that? - What is it? 1449 01:35:27,750 --> 01:35:29,469 - It's Lulu! - Where is she? 1450 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:15,367 Is that you, Stan? 1451 01:37:16,906 --> 01:37:18,641 - Stanny? - Yeah? 1452 01:37:21,141 --> 01:37:23,227 - Is that you? - It's me. 1453 01:37:25,070 --> 01:37:28,516 Oh, it's you. I've run out of cornflakes. 1454 01:37:29,531 --> 01:37:31,727 - Well, what else have you got? - Nothing. 1455 01:37:32,695 --> 01:37:33,820 Nothing? 1456 01:37:34,876 --> 01:37:36,188 Just a minute. 1457 01:37:43,930 --> 01:37:46,266 - You got your paper? - Yeah. 1458 01:37:48,008 --> 01:37:49,104 Is it good? 1459 01:37:50,332 --> 01:37:51,367 Not bad. 1460 01:37:53,641 --> 01:37:56,414 The two gentlemen had the last of the fry this morning. 1461 01:37:57,258 --> 01:37:58,563 Oh, did they? 1462 01:37:59,328 --> 01:38:01,133 There's some tea in the pot though. 1463 01:38:08,149 --> 01:38:10,110 I'm going out shopping in a minute. 1464 01:38:10,805 --> 01:38:12,445 Get you something nice. 1465 01:38:19,274 --> 01:38:21,227 I've got a splitting headache. 1466 01:38:22,860 --> 01:38:24,422 You slept like a log last night. 1467 01:38:25,477 --> 01:38:26,203 Did I? 1468 01:38:26,875 --> 01:38:27,774 Dead out. 1469 01:38:29,563 --> 01:38:31,063 I must have been tired. 1470 01:38:36,164 --> 01:38:37,195 Oh, look. 1471 01:38:41,711 --> 01:38:43,125 The drum's broken. 1472 01:38:43,961 --> 01:38:45,164 Why is it broken? 1473 01:38:45,813 --> 01:38:46,977 I don't know. 1474 01:38:55,031 --> 01:38:56,610 It still makes a noise. 1475 01:38:59,211 --> 01:39:00,664 You can always get another one. 1476 01:39:03,075 --> 01:39:04,969 It was probably broken in the party. 1477 01:39:06,719 --> 01:39:08,883 I don't remember it being broken though... 1478 01:39:09,516 --> 01:39:10,610 in the party. 1479 01:39:15,219 --> 01:39:16,141 What a shame. 1480 01:39:16,912 --> 01:39:18,672 You can always get another one, Meg. 1481 01:39:21,711 --> 01:39:24,352 Well, at least he did have it on his birthday, didn't he? 1482 01:39:24,999 --> 01:39:26,430 Like I wanted him to. 1483 01:39:26,867 --> 01:39:27,719 Yes. 1484 01:39:30,034 --> 01:39:31,758 Have you seen him down yet? 1485 01:39:34,828 --> 01:39:35,703 Petey? 1486 01:39:36,453 --> 01:39:37,680 Have you seen him down? 1487 01:39:38,242 --> 01:39:39,860 - Who? - Stanley. 1488 01:39:40,031 --> 01:39:42,000 - No. - Nor have I. 1489 01:39:42,602 --> 01:39:45,149 That boy should be up. He's late for his breakfast. 1490 01:39:45,524 --> 01:39:47,063 There isn't any breakfast. 1491 01:39:47,531 --> 01:39:48,992 But he doesn't know that. 1492 01:39:49,485 --> 01:39:50,594 I'm going to call him. 1493 01:39:50,664 --> 01:39:52,750 No, don't do that, Meg. Let him sleep. 1494 01:39:53,149 --> 01:39:55,375 But you say he stays in bed too much. 1495 01:39:55,610 --> 01:39:57,867 Let him sleep... this morning. Leave him. 1496 01:40:00,164 --> 01:40:02,375 I've been up once, with his cup of tea. 1497 01:40:03,477 --> 01:40:05,149 Mr McCann opened the door. 1498 01:40:06,024 --> 01:40:07,508 He said they were talking. 1499 01:40:08,634 --> 01:40:10,297 He said he'd made him one. 1500 01:40:12,024 --> 01:40:13,758 He must have been up early. 1501 01:40:15,078 --> 01:40:17,039 I don't know what they were talking about. 1502 01:40:18,703 --> 01:40:23,008 I was surprised, because Stanley's usually fast asleep when I wake him. 1503 01:40:24,399 --> 01:40:25,742 But he wasn't this morning. 1504 01:40:26,930 --> 01:40:28,367 I heard him talking. 1505 01:40:31,688 --> 01:40:33,414 Do you think they know each other? 1506 01:40:36,086 --> 01:40:37,900 I think they're old friends. 1507 01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,227 Stanley had a lot of friends. I know he did. 1508 01:40:45,985 --> 01:40:47,444 A reception committee! 1509 01:40:47,969 --> 01:40:49,790 I thought it was Stanley. 1510 01:40:50,102 --> 01:40:51,156 You find a resemblance? 1511 01:40:51,547 --> 01:40:53,149 Oh no. You look quite different. 1512 01:40:54,055 --> 01:40:55,711 A different build, of course. 1513 01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:59,625 I thought he was coming down for his breakfast. 1514 01:40:59,773 --> 01:41:02,195 He hasn't had his breakfast yet. Is he coming down? 1515 01:41:02,242 --> 01:41:03,875 Down? Of course he's coming down. 1516 01:41:04,485 --> 01:41:06,575 On a lovely sunny day like this he shouldn't come down? 1517 01:41:07,149 --> 01:41:09,016 He'll be up and about in next to no time. 1518 01:41:09,406 --> 01:41:11,320 And what a breakfast he's going to get. 1519 01:41:12,899 --> 01:41:14,156 - Mr Goldberg? - Yes? 1520 01:41:15,094 --> 01:41:17,164 Is that your car outside? 1521 01:41:18,781 --> 01:41:19,578 Sure. 1522 01:41:20,336 --> 01:41:21,485 You like it? 1523 01:41:21,899 --> 01:41:23,602 Are you going to go for a ride? 1524 01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:26,602 A smart car, eh? 1525 01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:28,867 Nice shine on it all right. 1526 01:41:29,336 --> 01:41:30,992 What is old is good... 1527 01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:32,406 Take my tip. 1528 01:41:33,078 --> 01:41:34,485 There's room in there. 1529 01:41:34,656 --> 01:41:36,758 Room in the front, and room in the back. 1530 01:41:38,969 --> 01:41:41,141 - The pot's hot. More tea, Mr Boles? - No thanks. 1531 01:41:42,258 --> 01:41:43,563 That car... 1532 01:41:44,375 --> 01:41:46,297 That car's never let me down. 1533 01:41:52,656 --> 01:41:54,400 Are you going to go for a ride? 1534 01:41:57,633 --> 01:41:59,016 Well, I'll be off. 1535 01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:02,742 Petey, when Stanley comes down... 1536 01:42:03,054 --> 01:42:03,710 Yes? 1537 01:42:03,735 --> 01:42:06,008 - Tell him I won't be long. - I'll tell him. 1538 01:42:07,917 --> 01:42:09,258 I won't be long. 1539 01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:16,301 A good woman. 1540 01:42:16,969 --> 01:42:19,289 A charming woman. My mother was the same. 1541 01:42:19,425 --> 01:42:20,492 My wife...? 1542 01:42:20,852 --> 01:42:21,953 Identical. 1543 01:42:22,235 --> 01:42:23,531 How is he this morning? 1544 01:42:25,195 --> 01:42:25,985 Who? 1545 01:42:26,375 --> 01:42:28,438 Stanley. Is he any better? 1546 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:32,516 A little better, I think... a little better. 1547 01:42:35,367 --> 01:42:36,719 It's a terrible thing. 1548 01:42:38,375 --> 01:42:39,300 Yes. 1549 01:42:46,938 --> 01:42:48,800 The birthday celebration was too much for him. 1550 01:42:50,188 --> 01:42:51,406 What came over him? 1551 01:42:52,086 --> 01:42:53,258 What came over him? 1552 01:42:54,133 --> 01:42:56,227 Breakdown, Mr Boles. Pure and simple. 1553 01:42:56,977 --> 01:42:58,188 Nervous breakdown. 1554 01:42:58,547 --> 01:43:00,438 But what brought it on so suddenly? 1555 01:43:02,594 --> 01:43:06,570 Well, Mr Boles, it can happen in all sorts of ways. 1556 01:43:11,438 --> 01:43:13,625 They get over it sometimes, don't they? 1557 01:43:14,086 --> 01:43:16,453 I mean, they can recover from it, can't they? 1558 01:43:17,250 --> 01:43:18,164 Recover? 1559 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:19,758 Yes... 1560 01:43:20,977 --> 01:43:23,376 Yes, sometimes they recover, in one way or another. 1561 01:43:24,367 --> 01:43:25,383 Well... 1562 01:43:26,266 --> 01:43:29,617 If he's no better by lunchtime I'll go and get hold of a doctor. 1563 01:43:29,797 --> 01:43:31,349 Don't worry yourself, Mr Boles. 1564 01:43:31,820 --> 01:43:33,016 It's all taken care of. 1565 01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:34,781 What do you mean? 1566 01:43:51,226 --> 01:43:52,406 All packed up? 1567 01:44:17,422 --> 01:44:18,172 Well? 1568 01:44:24,477 --> 01:44:26,336 I'm not going up there again. 1569 01:44:31,930 --> 01:44:33,109 When will he be ready? 1570 01:44:33,906 --> 01:44:35,719 You can go up yourself next time. 1571 01:44:36,578 --> 01:44:37,774 What's the matter with you? 1572 01:44:39,623 --> 01:44:41,219 - I gave him... - What? 1573 01:44:42,781 --> 01:44:44,141 I gave him his glasses. 1574 01:44:45,117 --> 01:44:46,928 Wasn't he glad to get them back? 1575 01:44:47,703 --> 01:44:49,008 The frames are bust. 1576 01:44:50,664 --> 01:44:52,031 How did that happen? 1577 01:44:54,485 --> 01:44:56,789 He tried to fit the eyeholes into his eyes. 1578 01:44:58,985 --> 01:45:00,188 I left him doing it. 1579 01:45:01,461 --> 01:45:04,610 There's some Sellotape somewhere. We can stick them together. 1580 01:45:05,227 --> 01:45:07,930 Sellotape? No, no, that's alright, Mr Boles. 1581 01:45:09,195 --> 01:45:10,664 It'll keep him quiet for the time being. 1582 01:45:11,383 --> 01:45:12,930 Keep his mind off other things. 1583 01:45:13,188 --> 01:45:15,508 - What about a doctor? - It's all taken care of. 1584 01:45:16,578 --> 01:45:17,781 I think he needs one. 1585 01:45:18,524 --> 01:45:19,664 I agree with you. 1586 01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:21,640 It's all taken care of. 1587 01:45:22,539 --> 01:45:24,922 We'll give him a bit of time to settle down... 1588 01:45:25,461 --> 01:45:26,805 and I'll take him to Monty. 1589 01:45:28,223 --> 01:45:29,914 You're going to take him to a doctor? 1590 01:45:30,555 --> 01:45:31,461 Sure... 1591 01:45:32,289 --> 01:45:33,281 Monty. 1592 01:45:39,024 --> 01:45:40,118 So... 1593 01:45:41,328 --> 01:45:44,344 Mrs Boles has gone out to get us something nice for lunch? 1594 01:45:45,883 --> 01:45:46,664 That's right. 1595 01:45:47,078 --> 01:45:49,032 Unfortunately we may be gone by then. 1596 01:45:50,494 --> 01:45:51,269 Will you? 1597 01:45:51,797 --> 01:45:53,391 By then we may be gone. 1598 01:45:55,781 --> 01:45:58,200 Well, I'll see how my peas are getting on, in the meantime. 1599 01:45:59,088 --> 01:46:00,195 In the meantime? 1600 01:46:00,500 --> 01:46:01,907 Oh, while we're waiting. 1601 01:46:05,328 --> 01:46:06,485 Waiting for what? 1602 01:46:08,453 --> 01:46:10,820 - Aren't you going back to the beach? - Not yet. 1603 01:46:12,031 --> 01:46:14,383 Give me a call when he comes down, will you, Mr Goldberg? 1604 01:46:14,672 --> 01:46:16,600 You'll have a crowded beach today... On a day like this, 1605 01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:19,610 they'll all be lying on their backs, swimming out to sea. 1606 01:46:19,985 --> 01:46:22,383 What about the deck-chairs? Are the deck-chairs ready? 1607 01:46:22,758 --> 01:46:25,070 - I put them all out this morning. - But what about the tickets? 1608 01:46:25,274 --> 01:46:26,406 Who's going to take the tickets? 1609 01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:27,555 That's alright. 1610 01:46:28,016 --> 01:46:29,656 That'll be alright, Mr Goldberg. 1611 01:46:30,469 --> 01:46:31,852 Don't you worry about that. 1612 01:46:33,886 --> 01:46:34,906 I'll be back. 1613 01:47:15,805 --> 01:47:17,492 Is everything ready? 1614 01:47:18,945 --> 01:47:20,031 Sure. 1615 01:47:25,031 --> 01:47:26,188 Stop doing that! 1616 01:47:29,196 --> 01:47:29,969 What? 1617 01:47:34,774 --> 01:47:36,086 Why do you do that all the time? 1618 01:47:37,610 --> 01:47:38,578 It's childish. 1619 01:47:38,992 --> 01:47:39,930 It's pointless. 1620 01:47:40,922 --> 01:47:42,375 It's without a solitary point. 1621 01:47:45,672 --> 01:47:47,414 What's the matter with you today? 1622 01:47:49,594 --> 01:47:52,430 Questions, questions. Stop asking so many questions. 1623 01:47:55,985 --> 01:47:57,047 What do you think I am? 1624 01:48:04,985 --> 01:48:06,313 Let's finish and go. 1625 01:48:08,617 --> 01:48:10,224 Let's get the thing over and go. 1626 01:48:11,406 --> 01:48:12,680 Get the thing done. 1627 01:48:14,563 --> 01:48:16,219 Let's finish the bloody thing. 1628 01:48:19,195 --> 01:48:21,024 Let's get the thing done and go! 1629 01:48:24,461 --> 01:48:25,547 Will I go up? 1630 01:48:29,672 --> 01:48:30,570 Nat! 1631 01:48:34,742 --> 01:48:36,000 Simey! 1632 01:48:47,516 --> 01:48:48,860 What did you call me? 1633 01:48:49,235 --> 01:48:50,070 Who? 1634 01:48:52,735 --> 01:48:54,300 Don't call me that! 1635 01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:59,438 Never call me that! 1636 01:49:01,961 --> 01:49:07,133 Nat! I called you Nat. I was asking you, Nat. Honest to God. 1637 01:49:07,500 --> 01:49:11,000 Just a question, that's all, just a question, do you see, do you follow me? 1638 01:49:11,344 --> 01:49:14,180 - What question? - Will I go up? 1639 01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:15,270 Up? 1640 01:49:16,055 --> 01:49:18,313 I thought you weren't going to go up there again? 1641 01:49:18,430 --> 01:49:20,900 - What do you mean? Why not? - You said so! 1642 01:49:21,180 --> 01:49:22,813 I never said that! 1643 01:49:26,133 --> 01:49:29,100 - No? - Who said that? I never said that! 1644 01:49:29,531 --> 01:49:30,700 I'll go up now! 1645 01:49:32,852 --> 01:49:33,680 Wait! 1646 01:49:42,125 --> 01:49:43,000 Come here. 1647 01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:46,700 I want your opinion. 1648 01:50:00,313 --> 01:50:01,719 Have a look in my mouth. 1649 01:50:08,758 --> 01:50:10,000 Take a good look. 1650 01:50:17,116 --> 01:50:18,399 You know what I mean? 1651 01:50:20,070 --> 01:50:20,978 You know what? 1652 01:50:21,469 --> 01:50:22,624 I've never lost a tooth. 1653 01:50:23,055 --> 01:50:24,735 Not since the day I was born. 1654 01:50:25,289 --> 01:50:26,438 Nothing's changed. 1655 01:50:27,281 --> 01:50:29,200 And that's why I've reached my position, McCann. 1656 01:50:29,610 --> 01:50:31,500 Because I've always been as fit as a fiddle. 1657 01:50:31,735 --> 01:50:32,699 All my life I've said the same. 1658 01:50:32,700 --> 01:50:34,800 Play up, play up, and play the game. Honour thy father and thy mother. 1659 01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:38,461 All along the line. The line, follow the line, McCann, and you can't go wrong. 1660 01:50:38,625 --> 01:50:40,500 What do you think, I'm a self-made man? No! 1661 01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:43,414 I sat where I was told to sit. I kept my eye on the ball. 1662 01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:46,922 School? Don't talk to me about school. Top in all subjects. And for why? 1663 01:50:47,016 --> 01:50:50,700 Because I'm telling you, I'm telling you, follow my line? Follow my mental? 1664 01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:52,086 Learn by heart. 1665 01:50:52,899 --> 01:50:54,562 Never write down a thing. 1666 01:50:55,250 --> 01:50:57,250 And don't go too near the water. 1667 01:50:58,820 --> 01:51:00,547 You'll find what I say is true. 1668 01:51:02,461 --> 01:51:04,800 Because I believe that the world... 1669 01:51:11,274 --> 01:51:14,200 Because I believe that the world... 1670 01:51:18,375 --> 01:51:19,900 Because I believe that the world... 1671 01:51:34,555 --> 01:51:35,867 Sit down, McCann. 1672 01:51:39,586 --> 01:51:42,430 My father said to me, Benny... 1673 01:51:43,711 --> 01:51:45,852 Benny, he said, come here. 1674 01:51:48,766 --> 01:51:51,360 He was dying. I knelt down. 1675 01:51:52,086 --> 01:51:54,914 By him day and night. Who else was there? 1676 01:51:56,820 --> 01:52:00,086 Forgive, Benny, he said, and let live. 1677 01:52:01,639 --> 01:52:02,664 Yes, Dad. 1678 01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:05,625 Go home... 1679 01:52:07,539 --> 01:52:08,828 to your wife. 1680 01:52:10,695 --> 01:52:11,914 I will, Dad. 1681 01:52:15,274 --> 01:52:18,086 Keep an eye open for low-lifes, for schnorrers, for layabouts. 1682 01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:19,524 He didn't mention names. 1683 01:52:19,818 --> 01:52:22,289 I lost my life in the service of others, he said. 1684 01:52:23,383 --> 01:52:24,442 I'm not ashamed. 1685 01:52:24,800 --> 01:52:28,500 Do your duty, keep your observations. Always bid good morning to the neighbours. 1686 01:52:28,700 --> 01:52:31,459 Never, never forget your family. 1687 01:52:32,313 --> 01:52:33,531 For they are the rock... 1688 01:52:34,141 --> 01:52:36,555 the constitution and the core! 1689 01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:40,485 If you're ever in any difficulties... 1690 01:52:41,638 --> 01:52:44,672 Uncle Barney will see you in the clear. 1691 01:52:48,336 --> 01:52:49,656 I swore on the good book. 1692 01:52:50,586 --> 01:52:52,805 And I knew the word I had to remember... 1693 01:52:53,836 --> 01:52:54,899 Respect! 1694 01:52:57,935 --> 01:52:59,250 Because McCann... 1695 01:53:01,800 --> 01:53:02,977 Seamus... 1696 01:53:04,711 --> 01:53:06,610 ...who came before your father? 1697 01:53:07,930 --> 01:53:09,047 His father. 1698 01:53:09,767 --> 01:53:11,391 And who came before him? 1699 01:53:14,231 --> 01:53:15,297 Before him? 1700 01:53:16,930 --> 01:53:19,180 Who came before your father's father... 1701 01:53:20,266 --> 01:53:22,992 ...but your father's father's mother! 1702 01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:26,570 Your great-gran-granny. 1703 01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:31,570 And that's why I've reached my position, McCann. 1704 01:53:32,281 --> 01:53:34,266 Because I've always been as fit as a fiddle. 1705 01:53:34,631 --> 01:53:35,539 My motto... 1706 01:53:35,700 --> 01:53:39,414 Work hard, play hard. Not a day's illness. 1707 01:53:44,500 --> 01:53:45,610 All the same... 1708 01:53:46,969 --> 01:53:48,266 Give me a blow. 1709 01:53:54,617 --> 01:53:56,016 Blow in my mouth. 1710 01:54:08,300 --> 01:54:09,531 One for the road. 1711 01:54:24,860 --> 01:54:25,883 Right! 1712 01:55:12,047 --> 01:55:13,492 How are you, Stan? 1713 01:55:15,900 --> 01:55:17,375 Feeling any better? 1714 01:55:20,900 --> 01:55:22,977 What's happened to your glasses? 1715 01:55:28,900 --> 01:55:30,300 They're broken. 1716 01:55:35,195 --> 01:55:36,516 What a pity. 1717 01:55:54,438 --> 01:55:57,100 - He looks better, doesn't he? - Much better. 1718 01:55:57,200 --> 01:55:59,391 - A new man. - You know what we'll do? 1719 01:55:59,633 --> 01:56:01,594 - What? - We'll buy him another pair. 1720 01:56:01,900 --> 01:56:05,164 - Out of our own pockets. - It goes without saying. 1721 01:56:05,921 --> 01:56:09,521 Between you and me, Stan, it's about time you had a new pair of glasses. 1722 01:56:09,753 --> 01:56:10,528 It's true. 1723 01:56:11,180 --> 01:56:12,877 You've been cockeyed for years. 1724 01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:14,610 You need a long convalescence. 1725 01:56:15,063 --> 01:56:16,324 A change of air. 1726 01:56:16,524 --> 01:56:20,266 - Somewhere over the rainbow. - Where angels fear to tread. - Exactly. 1727 01:56:22,070 --> 01:56:23,171 From now on... 1728 01:56:24,367 --> 01:56:26,102 ...we'll be the hub of your wheel. 1729 01:56:26,267 --> 01:56:27,860 We'll renew your season ticket. 1730 01:56:28,219 --> 01:56:29,860 We'll take tuppence off your morning tea. 1731 01:56:30,149 --> 01:56:32,641 We'll give you a discount on all inflammable goods. 1732 01:56:32,800 --> 01:56:34,977 - We'll watch over you. - Advise you. 1733 01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:37,789 Give you proper care and treatment. 1734 01:56:38,789 --> 01:56:40,727 Help you acknowledge the fast days. 1735 01:56:40,881 --> 01:56:43,641 - Bake you cakes. - Help you kneel on kneeling days. 1736 01:56:44,459 --> 01:56:47,102 - We'll make a man of you. - And a woman. 1737 01:56:47,700 --> 01:56:50,016 - You'll be a mensch. - You'll be a success. 1738 01:56:50,274 --> 01:56:52,406 - You'll be integrated. - You'll give orders. 1739 01:56:52,613 --> 01:56:55,016 - You'll make decisions. - You'll be a magnate. 1740 01:56:55,578 --> 01:56:57,688 - A statesman. - You'll own yachts. 1741 01:56:57,910 --> 01:56:59,610 - Animals. - Animals. 1742 01:56:59,981 --> 01:57:00,969 I said animals. 1743 01:57:04,649 --> 01:57:08,360 You'll be able to make or break, Stan. By my life. 1744 01:57:12,100 --> 01:57:12,867 Well? 1745 01:57:19,899 --> 01:57:20,977 What do you say? 1746 01:57:34,500 --> 01:57:36,211 What's your opinion, sir? 1747 01:57:38,797 --> 01:57:40,899 Of this prospect, sir? 1748 01:57:42,387 --> 01:57:44,555 Prospect? Sure. 1749 01:57:46,284 --> 01:57:47,703 Sure it's a prospect. 1750 01:57:51,914 --> 01:57:53,891 What's your opinion of such a prospect? 1751 01:57:54,659 --> 01:57:55,883 Eh, Stanley? 1752 01:58:04,973 --> 01:58:06,453 Well, Stanny boy... 1753 01:58:07,389 --> 01:58:08,875 What do you say? 1754 01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:15,649 What's your opinion, sir? 1755 01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:23,664 What do you say, Stan? 1756 01:58:25,300 --> 01:58:26,805 What do you think of the prospect? 1757 01:58:35,118 --> 01:58:37,438 What's your opinion of the prospect? 1758 01:58:57,860 --> 01:59:00,727 Still the same old Stan. Come with us. 1759 01:59:05,875 --> 01:59:08,680 - Come on, boy. - Come along with us. 1760 01:59:13,673 --> 01:59:15,258 Where are you taking him? 1761 01:59:16,621 --> 01:59:18,021 We're taking him to Monty. 1762 01:59:18,200 --> 01:59:20,766 - He can stay here. - He needs special treatment. 1763 01:59:20,920 --> 01:59:23,680 - We'll find someone. - No. Monty's the best there is. 1764 01:59:24,500 --> 01:59:27,031 - Bring him, McCann. - Leave him alone! 1765 01:59:33,596 --> 01:59:35,796 Why don't you come with us, Mr Boles? 1766 01:59:36,790 --> 01:59:39,758 Yes, why don't you come with us? 1767 01:59:41,843 --> 01:59:43,258 Come with us to Monty. 1768 01:59:44,180 --> 01:59:45,828 Plenty of room in the car. 1769 02:00:03,673 --> 02:00:04,723 Stan... 1770 02:00:05,656 --> 02:00:07,899 Don't let them tell you what to do! 1771 02:01:10,800 --> 02:01:12,024 The car's gone. 1772 02:01:12,580 --> 02:01:13,531 Yes. 1773 02:01:14,500 --> 02:01:15,703 Have they gone? 1774 02:01:16,301 --> 02:01:17,188 Yes. 1775 02:01:18,500 --> 02:01:20,094 Won't they be in for lunch? 1776 02:01:21,140 --> 02:01:22,089 No. 1777 02:01:22,911 --> 02:01:24,258 Oh, what a shame. 1778 02:01:27,243 --> 02:01:28,445 It's hot out. 1779 02:01:31,450 --> 02:01:32,860 What you doing? 1780 02:01:34,187 --> 02:01:35,242 Reading. 1781 02:01:36,320 --> 02:01:37,344 Is it good? 1782 02:01:39,014 --> 02:01:40,227 Alright. 1783 02:01:47,750 --> 02:01:48,945 Where's Stan? 1784 02:01:53,865 --> 02:01:55,516 Is Stan down yet, Petey? 1785 02:01:56,561 --> 02:01:58,861 - No... he's... - Is he still in bed? 1786 02:01:59,366 --> 02:02:01,360 Yes, he's... still asleep. 1787 02:02:01,784 --> 02:02:02,758 Still? 1788 02:02:05,110 --> 02:02:08,485 - He'll be late for his breakfast. - Let him... sleep. 1789 02:02:17,776 --> 02:02:19,547 Wasn't it a lovely party last night? 1790 02:02:21,306 --> 02:02:22,594 I wasn't there. 1791 02:02:25,798 --> 02:02:26,875 Weren't you? 1792 02:02:28,104 --> 02:02:29,711 I came in afterwards. 1793 02:02:31,373 --> 02:02:32,172 Oh. 1794 02:02:36,025 --> 02:02:37,469 It was a lovely party. 1795 02:02:38,795 --> 02:02:40,789 I haven't laughed so much for years. 1796 02:02:42,759 --> 02:02:45,477 We had dancing and singing. 1797 02:02:46,415 --> 02:02:47,672 And games. 1798 02:02:49,235 --> 02:02:50,766 You should have been there. 1799 02:02:52,289 --> 02:02:53,424 It was good, eh? 1800 02:02:56,556 --> 02:02:58,297 I was the belle of the ball. 1801 02:03:00,066 --> 02:03:00,985 Were you? 1802 02:03:01,977 --> 02:03:04,578 Oh yes. They all said I was. 1803 02:03:06,400 --> 02:03:07,836 I bet you were, too. 1804 02:03:08,134 --> 02:03:09,453 Oh, it's true. 1805 02:03:11,321 --> 02:03:12,242 I was. 1806 02:03:24,456 --> 02:03:25,727 I know I was. 1807 02:03:39,700 --> 02:03:41,789 ===Subtitles by leburs=== Resync by FatPlank 127475