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♪ I'm not surprised not everything
lasts ♪
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♪ I've broken my heart so manytimes I stopped keeping track ♪
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♪ I talk myself inI talk myself out ♪
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♪ I get all worked upthen I let myself down ♪
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♪ I tried so very hardnot to lose it ♪
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♪ I came upwith a million excuses ♪
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♪ I thought I'd thoughtof every possibility ♪
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♪ And I know somedaythat it'll all turn up ♪
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♪ You'll make me workso we can work to work it out ♪
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♪ And a promise you keep that I
give so much more than I get ♪
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♪ I just haven't met you yet ♪
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♪ I might have to waitI'll never give up ♪
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♪ I guess it's half timingand the other half's luck ♪
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♪ Wherever you arewhenever it's right ♪
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♪ You'll come out of nowhereand into my life ♪
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♪ I know that we can beso amazing ♪
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♪ And maybe love is gonnachange me ♪
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Wait for me! Hey!
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Hey, wait for me!
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Hey! Get ba...
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♪ And somehow I know that itwill all turn out♪
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♪ You'll make me workso we can work to work it out ♪
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♪ And a promise you keep ♪
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♪ I give so much more than I...
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Hi, Daisy!
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Hi, Sam.
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Uh, you doing... stuff?
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I was thinking of flying
over to the glow worm trail.
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You want to go? Who, me?
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Yes, I would... like to go...
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to the trail... with you,
there, please?
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Looks like someone
has a girlfriend.
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I bet you they'll love
and care for each other.
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Oh, gross.
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Oh, man, put some cork
in a twitch.
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Ooh... smoochy, smoochy.
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Max! Agh! Both of you!
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Daisy, sorry, just ignore them.
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Later then,
at the glow worm trail?
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Sounds great, Sam.
I'll meet you there!
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Fantastic! I'll...
I'll see you soon!
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I can't believe you two!
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That's pretty much the most
I've said to Daisy ever!
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Now we're on a date.
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Can't you two just leave me
alone for two minutes?
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You're always just tagging
along beside me.
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Hey, Sammy, wait up!
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Agh, just leave me alone,
William.
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I want to talk to you.
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Forget it.
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You might have been a little harsh
with Max and Twitch back there.
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They started it.
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They just can't leave me alone,
even for a minute.
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They're your best friends, bro.
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If they say stuff that you don't like,
you can't let it get under your wings.
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Sometimes others don't understand
that when they joke around...
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it can actually hurt feelings.
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Look, just keep your chin up,
and always take the high flight.
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Okay.
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They're your friends, just treat
them how you want to be treated.
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You! You vile giant!
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You think you can come into our world,
destroy the natural beauty surrounding us?
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No, sir! Not today!
Not on my watch!
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Die, human scum!
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No, please! Take the king, not...
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Oh, sir... it's you.
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Huh? What is it?
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Your sons, my king...
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they are late for their fitting.
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Go! Get 'em!
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Yes, sir!
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Agh! I don't really want
to do this, but...
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I can't be late again.
Dad'll kill me.
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Sorry, Nature.
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William! Sam!
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Fly!
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Sammy!
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William!
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William!
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William? Sammy?
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Sam, oh, am I glad to see you.
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Your father would have
had my head if...
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Will? Sam, you don't want to...
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Will? Will, wake up.
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Well, he's alive... but barely.
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William needs
medical attention, now!
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Take him to the infirmary!
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Samuel... my son...
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now is not a time for tears.
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For eons, we Pixies
have been a proud community...
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and so it has been
for generations...
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whomsoever performs a misdeed against us,
suffers the fate of the Pixie Curse.
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Samuel, my son, you shall bear the
brunt of our curse against this enemy.
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Take that human back home and insure
that he lives a life of misfortune...
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for all of eternity,
so say I, king of the Pixies!
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Don't worry, we'll get him.
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For sure... we'll get him.
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We'll get him good.
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Long day.
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Ahh... honey, I'm home.
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Hm, looks like it's just me
and you again, bed.
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That guy can really sleep.
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Talk about hittin' the snooze
button, huh?
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Where's Sam?
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Getting ice cream? You wish.
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About time.
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Hello to you, too.
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Max, Twitch...
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to insure victory in combat,
you must study your opponent.
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Admire, respect their
attributes.
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Now, let's drop a book
on his face.
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Ow! Stupid shelf.
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Oh!
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Yow! Ow!
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Oh, man, great work, guys...
seriously.
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Oh, we've only just begun.
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Ahh.
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Yeah.
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Hmm. Mm-mm?
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Don't remember opening that
thing, hmm. Oh, well.
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Agh! Oh, no!
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Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Hmm.
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Agh!
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You okay? Yeah, I'm good.
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Oop, get that.
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Huh?
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Cat head. Did you say something?
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Joe, you okay? I'm good.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Agh! My foot!
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For the umpteenth time,
I'm not going out with you, Joe.
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Aw, come on, Betty,
it'll be great!
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We could play doctor.
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No, my work and home lives
are separate, thank you.
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But we already know
each other so well.
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And that's why I have to turn
a charmer like you down.
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Last thing I need to date
is a walking disaster.
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Ouch.
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You're a nice guy, Joe...
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but you'll be a lot nicer when I don't
see you here three times a week.
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That was colder
than your stethoscope.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Go on, get out of here.
Scoot, scoot.
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All right. Git!
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Whoa, yeah, my bad.
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Sorry.
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Something's wrong, my luck
these days is just horrible.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Hello?
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Joe, where the heck are you?
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I'm on my way, sorry,
I had an accident.
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Again with the accidents.
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Ma'am, just bring your keys to Vincent over
there and he'll take good care of you.
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Vincent? You put Vincent
in the shop?
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What? He's good.
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He doesn't know his alternator
from his elbow.
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Maybe, but his elbow is on time.
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You said you'd be done in an
hour. One hour, you said!
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We'll miss the special!
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How is she supposed
to get her blintzes?
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I love the blintzes.
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She loves the blintzes,
crazy about 'em!
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All she has left
are these blintzes!
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And now... no blintzes.
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I don't know what to do
without blintzes.
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She is lost without these
blintzes.
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You're tearing her apart here,
I tell you!
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Apart is what we're torn!
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Something bad will happen.
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She needs the blintzes!
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Joe, just...
just get here quickly.
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We need you at the desk.
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Dad, I can work on the...
the cars, Dad!
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I'm actually very competent.
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It's not like every second of
my life is a complete disast...
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Whoa.
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You guys do that one?
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That one was all
the wingless wonder.
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Agh! Just one moment of peace!
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Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
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I'm fine, just fine, I...
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Are you sure? Because I hit you
pretty hard with that door.
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Aw, that looks pretty bad.
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Uh...
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You know, I wasn't even
paying attention.
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I was just fiddling around
with my phone thing.
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Technological distraction, just more
industrial junk to distract us, right?
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Ooh, kitty video!
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Guy... hey! Snap out of it.
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Come on, let's go
get you some ice.
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Take a load off.
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Oh, relax, I'll be right
back with that ice.
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Welcome to the jungle, baby.
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Oh, wow, she's so cute.
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Maybe my luck has changed.
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JOE Um, I should
say something. Uh...
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You take all these?
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Yup! Each and every one.
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This is the Valdez spill?
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Yeah, I took that one when
I was seven, just before my birthday.
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Where's this?
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Which one?
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The kid on a pile of tech junk.
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Oh, India...
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You know most of our tech waste ends
up in a landfill in foreign countries?
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Eh, didn't know.
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Uh, I might be out of ice.
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Hey, this tsunami one
is pretty intense.
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Yeah, Sumatra...
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I was having some freshly roasted
coffee with a few travel mates...
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when, whoosh! It just hit!
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I mean, lucky timing, I guess.
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Hey, I can't find any ice,
but I got this.
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Got what? Here.
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Do you always attack
your guests with meat products?
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Um, it's Tofurky,
so technically it's not meat.
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And I don't have ice,
so this is gonna have to do.
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Avegan with a throwing arm, I
didn't think that was possible.
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Hey, if you have a problem with vegans,
you're gonna have two black eyes.
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No, no, this is good.
I surrender.
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Atta boy, we vegans aren't
all that bad, are we?
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I guess not. Pictures
are a little heavy, though.
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Negative effects of environmental abuse
was a good angle for my last art show.
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I'm actually getting ready
for my next art show this week.
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It's a diorama set of a 1950's amusement
park, and I've sculpted everything...
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Hear anything?
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I think I discovered a secret,
human language.
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Hey, guys, check this out.
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Looks like Joe might
have a girlfriend.
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We'll see about that.
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I'd like to hear
what they're saying.
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You can see it on his face.
He's...
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In love.
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Isn't that how you
look at Daisy?
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No! I don't!
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You do! You so do.
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Okay, dead wings for both
of you.
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This sculpture is incredible.
You're very talented.
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Well, thank you,
thank you very much.
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World traveler, masterful
artist, Elvis impersonator...
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and a looker to boot.
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You probably'd say that to all the
people who physically assault you.
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No, I'm serious.
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Uh, hey, Dad, no, I...
I had another...
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Yeah, yeah, I know, but I...
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I'll be right there.
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Hear anything?
251
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,813
I can't hear a thing
but my conscience crying.
252
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,910
What?
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I mean, maybe we should
take a break.
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And get lectured by your dad?
No, thanks!
255
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,254
I could go for some eats. There's
a Mexican skip around here.
256
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,595
It's supposed to be
muy deliciosa!
257
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,192
Is that on your Wing Watchers
approved diet?
258
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:35,173
No, but in the city, no one can
hear me eating burritos.
259
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,903
It's actually your silent ones
that are the problem.
260
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,673
You are so dead!
261
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,773
I'd rather take my dad's
lecture.
262
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,341
Listen, I'm running late
for work.
263
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,785
Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry
to have kept you.
264
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,880
No, no, the pleasure
is all mine.
265
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,256
I, uh... I was wondering...
266
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:57,455
If I treat you to an apology
dinner for smashing your face?
267
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,828
Uh, yeah? Yeah.
268
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,196
Sure.
269
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,666
For real?
270
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,225
My name is Michelle.
271
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,296
Joe... nice to have my face
smashed by you.
272
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,603
Pleasure was all mine.
273
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,702
This is the part where
you ask for my number.
274
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,907
I'm... I'm not very good
at this, am I?
275
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,849
No, Joe, you're not.
276
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,453
Max, did you just power bomb
Twitch?
277
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:36,400
Yo quiero nacho libre!El Supremo Maximo!
278
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,768
Oh, yeah!
279
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,502
Who da' man? You da' man.
280
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:49,537
Whoa, that's a lady.
You da' lady, man.
281
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,008
Sammy, our mark is leaving.
282
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,257
Guys! Come on! Let's give
it a rest for a bit.
283
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
284
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,399
Yeah.
285
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:20,679
She likes me!
She really likes m...
286
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,849
Hey, Dad, I'm
gonna be a little late.
287
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,419
You guys are impossible.
288
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,554
Hey! Today ruled!
289
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:14,964
Michelle's the greatest thing
I've ever seen.
290
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:20,770
Doo, doo, doo, dah, doo...
291
00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:35,816
Hm?
292
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,721
Hm.
293
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,953
Stupid toothpaste lid.
294
00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,600
Hrumph! Give me that!
295
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,631
All right,
so life's not perfect.
296
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:23,032
I did get to meet
the girl of my dreams.
297
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:26,435
Tomorrow, it will be better.
298
00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:32,736
Wish tomorrow could be better
for me, too, big guy.
299
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,076
Sammy, what's the matter?
300
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,174
I'm not feeling it.
This isn't fun.
301
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,850
You're avenging your brother.
302
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,752
The fun part is just... fun.
303
00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:44,815
Sam!
304
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:49,055
Let him go! He has to figure
this out by himself.
305
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,510
How's he doing?
306
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:12,551
He's doing much better, Samuel.
307
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:37,204
Sam? Sam!
308
00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,506
I haven't seen you in forever.
309
00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:40,739
How are you?
310
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,905
I'm great.
311
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,643
You look... stunning.
312
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:47,049
Why thank you, fair prince.
313
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:51,721
I've missed... well,
I've missed being here.
314
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,218
I've missed you, too.
315
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:58,923
Sam, you've just missed
the craziest thing.
316
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,727
It was insane!
317
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,927
Pixie Tom, you know,
the slug farmer?
318
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,232
Was flipping his lid!
319
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:10,071
I opened up the gate,
and it's like, Slug-apalooza!
320
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:11,700
You've gotta see this.
321
00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:14,746
No, Twitch...
I don't gotta see that.
322
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:17,146
I want to mingle
with my Pixies for once.
323
00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:20,743
Oh... oh...
324
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,947
Um... hey, Daisy!
325
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,649
Hi, Twitch.
326
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:27,249
Nice to see you and Max
haven't changed.
327
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:29,260
I think that was an insult.
328
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,887
Ah, it's gotta be a compliment.
329
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,727
That was a compliment, right?
330
00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:35,994
Not in your wildest dreams.
331
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:39,868
Hey, Sam, we never
got that date.
332
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,134
How about we zip
to the glow worm trail?
333
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,835
Without your buddies.
334
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,071
Sure, that's great.
335
00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:49,680
Wait! What about the curse?
336
00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:15,902
Hello?
337
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:19,741
Hello? Sir?
338
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:21,143
Are you here?
339
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:24,205
Distraction!
340
00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:28,083
Well? Whoa? Whoo!
341
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,816
It's Samuel,
he's in the village.
342
00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:33,654
He's... Not with the human?
343
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:35,125
Take me to him, at once!
344
00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:37,856
That boy has a lesson to learn.
345
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,023
You've really surprised me.
346
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,862
I thought I'd never
see you again.
347
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,266
You can't keep the prodigal son
away from home forever.
348
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,237
So what's it like?
349
00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:48,239
Being on the outside
all the time?
350
00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:49,706
A lot less fun.
351
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,040
Humans live to work and there's
no one to really talk to.
352
00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:54,111
No?
353
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,307
What about Bumble Dee
and Bumble Dumb?
354
00:26:56,381 --> 00:27:00,682
Well, they're dependable, but I think you
summed them up pretty well yourself.
355
00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:04,348
Well, I don't see them
around. Do you?
356
00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:06,914
I suppose not.
357
00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:16,333
Ow! That's two.
358
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:18,097
Want to go for a third?
359
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:20,729
No... you slap too hard.
360
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,398
That's the point.
361
00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:26,338
Yeah, well, how about
if I gave you a dead wing?
362
00:27:28,446 --> 00:27:30,813
Oh! My funny bone!
363
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:34,944
I'm genuinely surprised, all that extra
you doesn't work like an air bag.
364
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:42,118
I think Sammy's in trouble.
365
00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:47,332
Wow...
366
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,698
spoiling the moment... again.
367
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:52,067
Sam, your dad, he's...
368
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,161
Super mad...
369
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,798
likeveins-bursting-
from-his-head mad.
370
00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,967
And he's...
371
00:27:57,042 --> 00:28:01,002
Standing in the presence
of the disgrace I call my son.
372
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:03,378
Dad, I... Save it!
373
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:07,180
When I make a declaration,
I stand by my decree.
374
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:10,154
Here you are making
a fool of yourself...
375
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,951
and making a fool
of this family!
376
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,457
It's not like that, Dad.
377
00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:16,889
Oh, no? Then please explain
to me what this is...
378
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:20,864
because what I see is a son
disobeying his father...
379
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:24,801
so he can trounce around
with some questionable girl.
380
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:26,098
Some, girl?
381
00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,197
Don't you dare raise your voice
to me, young man!
382
00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:30,071
All you care about is vengeance!
383
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:31,336
What about love, Dad?
384
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:34,846
Did you ever think that maybe it would
be nice if I fell in love? Did you?
385
00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,905
Love?
386
00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:40,042
You don't know a thing
about love.
387
00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:44,317
Love is when you build a kingdom
with your bare hands...
388
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,085
to impress a woman.
389
00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:53,325
You spend 110 years of your life
raising two heirs to the throne...
390
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:57,165
and when someone takes that all
away from you, you make them pay!
391
00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:01,172
And too scared to exact that
revenge yourself, you send me.
392
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,208
Get out of my kingdom.
393
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:04,401
Dad...
394
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:08,379
Get out, leave!
And don't come back.
395
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:10,848
Dad?
396
00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:13,346
Sammy?
397
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,148
I have to go.
398
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,052
Awkward.
399
00:29:26,164 --> 00:29:28,531
Stupid curse, you want me
to ruin a guy's life?
400
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,964
Is that what you want? Fine.
401
00:30:02,391 --> 00:30:03,911
What the...
402
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:05,961
How'd a squirrel get
in here? Those aren't nuts!
403
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,835
Wait, ow!
404
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,011
Ah, toast.
405
00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:24,115
Good morning, Mr. Bluebird.
406
00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:27,318
Your friend here had a little
success with the ladies.
407
00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:32,054
Surprised? I know, so was I.
408
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,998
I think today is gonna
be a brand-new start for Joe.
409
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,058
Huh?
410
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,502
Agh! Hot!
411
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,199
It's hot!
412
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:48,409
Agh! Fire! Fire!
413
00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,887
Stupid nature.
414
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,517
What a mess?
415
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,562
Why me?
416
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,027
Huh... hello?
417
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,262
Footprints?
418
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,966
Ah... ah...
419
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:22,541
Hey!
420
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,277
Wh... did you just talk?
421
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:29,052
You just talked.
422
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,147
You said, "Hey." I heard you!
423
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,454
What are you?
424
00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:38,087
I'm not letting you out of there
until you tell me what you are.
425
00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:41,155
Fine, I'm here to give you a memo
from the flies in your kitchen.
426
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,996
They're forming a union.
427
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,333
You can talk! How? What are you?
428
00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,602
I'm a figment
of your imagination.
429
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,472
Now go see your psychiatrist.
430
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:54,535
Atalking bumble bee?
What a smart aleck.
431
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:57,548
Do I look like a bumble bee?
They're fuzzy.
432
00:31:57,615 --> 00:32:01,052
Wish I had a stinger, though.
I'd sting you with my butt.
433
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,987
A few more hours in there and
you'll take me more seriously.
434
00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:14,693
Okay, okay...
435
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:18,130
I'm a pixie, okay,
see the wings?
436
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:20,364
Huh... why are you
in my kitchen?
437
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:24,637
I'm... um, I'm fulfilling
an obligation to my people.
438
00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,473
Obligation?
439
00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:29,514
You have been cursed.
440
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,344
Yeah, tell me about it.
441
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,113
We cursed you.
442
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,676
Hm?
443
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:40,350
You dumped some garbage into the ravine
and my brother is still badly hurt.
444
00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:43,623
You nearly killed me and
destroyed half our village.
445
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,596
You've been cursed ever since.
446
00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,258
All this time, it's been you?
447
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,359
Every time I fell
or ran into stuff?
448
00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:52,165
All the trips to the hospital?
449
00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:56,367
All the embarrassing, humiliating
moments when... it was you?
450
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,603
Why? Why would you
do that to me?
451
00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:00,440
I told you, when you...
452
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:03,447
Because I dumped garbage
into a river?
453
00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:07,076
I know, I... look, it's just
the way we do things.
454
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,083
Wait, no!
You can't leave me here!
455
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:13,454
I'm not letting you screw
up my life anymore!
456
00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:34,005
Ahh.
457
00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:35,273
Hm.
458
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,680
Okay, this is gonna be okay.
459
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:51,423
Any minute now, Max and Twitch
will arrive to save me.
460
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:55,558
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
461
00:33:57,435 --> 00:34:00,269
Yup, any minute now.
462
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,433
Hey, Dad, lookin' sharp.
463
00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:07,570
Joe, we agreed you weren't
supposed to be in here.
464
00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:10,479
Now get back to the desk
and answer the phones!
465
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,574
Check the ignition cables?
466
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:16,815
Yeah, I checked all the cables,
replaced the fuel pump, the starter.
467
00:34:17,031 --> 00:34:18,832
Give her another start.
468
00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:20,415
Try it again.
469
00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:22,392
Joe, I'm warning you.
470
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,395
And... that should do it?
471
00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:27,798
What's next, Pops?
472
00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,603
Hee-yaw!
473
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:35,232
He shoots... he scores!
474
00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:40,342
Hee-yaw! Hee-yaw!
475
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,212
Huh.
476
00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:47,384
Whoa! Whoa...
477
00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,115
I got it! I got it!
478
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,121
Diddah!
479
00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:58,686
Hee-yaw...
480
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,322
Help.
481
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,795
Hey, Joe! Yeah?
482
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:06,201
That was pretty incredible
back there.
483
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,329
Yeah?
484
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:09,806
Yeah, remember that promotion
we were talking about?
485
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:12,139
Yeah. Well, let's do it.
486
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:13,610
How about floor manager?
487
00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:16,671
Really? You even have
tomorrow off to celebrate.
488
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:18,648
Why don't you go
meet a nice girl?
489
00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:20,077
Already one step ahead
of you, Dad.
490
00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:22,347
Oh, so that's
what's got you goin'.
491
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,616
I'm working on it.
492
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:27,454
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
493
00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:29,790
Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
494
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,420
Go, Little Goobers!
495
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:34,466
I swear by all that is holy...
496
00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:36,626
if you don't get off my slug...
497
00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,602
Agh!
498
00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:42,299
This pitch fork is goin
g where the sun don't shine!
499
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,570
That was awesome!
Sammy would have loved that.
500
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,274
Hey, where is Sammy?
501
00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:54,376
Sam? Yeah, uh, Sam.
502
00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:55,784
Where are you?
503
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,191
I see him. Where?
504
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,695
Over there,
he's underneath that glass.
505
00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:07,630
What the heck
is he doing in there?
506
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:09,189
Ssh!
507
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:10,826
I'm trying to figure it out.
508
00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,605
Really? Do you have
to do that now?
509
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:18,802
What? Slug riding
always makes me hungry.
510
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:20,538
Is there anything that doesn't?
511
00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:25,447
Diets... no, wait,
those make me super hungry.
512
00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:28,418
Wake up! Sam!
513
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:30,955
He's not moving.
514
00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:38,694
Whoa! Look who's all smiles
and happy time.
515
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:41,665
And he's here to share a little
of that happy time...
516
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:43,894
with the lady he's been
thinking about all day.
517
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:46,267
Referring to yourself
in the third person?
518
00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:48,306
This has to be something major.
519
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,670
I'll give you one guess.
520
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:52,539
Who's got two thumbs, one eye
and a promotion at work?
521
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:53,703
Ooh, who?
522
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:56,714
This guy right here.
523
00:36:56,781 --> 00:37:00,411
Stop, Joe! Put me down,
I'm gonna hurl!
524
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:03,352
I just got promoted to the
manager of the car garage.
525
00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:07,381
Nothing I'd rather do than take you
out for a nice, celebration dinner.
526
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,687
What do you say?
527
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:11,285
Ah, absolutely. Yes!
528
00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,490
III pick you up at 7:00 sharp.
529
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:28,473
Do you think he's... muerto?
530
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:29,707
Don't say that.
531
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:34,444
Sam? Sammy? You alive in there?
532
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:36,350
Twitch... Max...
533
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,549
Oh, man, I had the worst dream.
534
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:41,456
No dream, I was caught!
535
00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:43,086
Twitch, Max, thank goodness
you're here!
536
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,496
You guys gotta hide. Great.
537
00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,506
Hey! Guess what?
I had the perfect day.
538
00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:04,572
Not a single incident, all thanks
to this little, glass jail.
539
00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:07,016
Little guy knocked himself out
trying to escape.
540
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:08,518
Tenacious.
541
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,623
That was mine!
542
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,529
Coast is clear.
543
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,332
Hoo-hoo-cah-choo!
544
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:27,838
He can see us, dummy!
545
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:29,840
Look, I almost got out
of here all on my own.
546
00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:31,671
With the three of us
working together...
547
00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:34,075
we should have no problem
knocking this thing over.
548
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:37,440
Okay, got it. Yo comprende.
549
00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:42,920
Um, on the boring days, I've been reading
Joe's Spanish-English dictionary.
550
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:47,521
On the count of three, we push.
551
00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:50,993
One, two, three!
552
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,464
Harder!
553
00:38:57,802 --> 00:39:01,466
Everything hurts!
554
00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:02,563
But we're almost there.
555
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,438
One more push.
556
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:13,050
Ah-comite-comite-cora!
Ah-comite-comite-cora!
557
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:14,710
Tay-nay-tay, tah-nah-tah...
558
00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:17,983
Hooru-hooru, nah-nah-ti-ti-ti...
559
00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,489
Wakka-fi-fi-fay.
560
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,583
Harooha-harooha...
561
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,503
He's waking up!
562
00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:36,666
Oh... what time is it?
563
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:37,741
Hey, there's more!
564
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:40,837
Run, you fools!
Sam, use your wings!
565
00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:44,006
Right... but it was just... it was
so much more dramatic this way.
566
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,879
Let's get out of here!
567
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,384
Stop!
568
00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,614
I missed my date.
569
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,816
I missed my date with Michelle!
570
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:57,087
This is all your fault.
571
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:02,089
Get back here!
572
00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:21,816
That was really close.
573
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:25,982
Look, guys, I'm... I'm sorry
about what I said before.
574
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,854
You were there for me.
575
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,894
You're my best friends.
576
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,520
I'm sorry... bring it in.
577
00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,124
Oop, that's a little tight, Max.
578
00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:41,870
You! Fly. Everybody fly!
579
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,776
Yo, 'Zilla!
580
00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,722
Wow.
581
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:05,688
You!
582
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,731
I just want to be left alone!
583
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,238
I missed the perfect date
with the girl of my dreams...
584
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:17,134
because of you and your trap!
585
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,208
That was mine.
586
00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:22,212
Yeah? That was your trick,
here's mine.
587
00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,252
Stay away!
588
00:41:44,935 --> 00:41:46,215
I didn't mean
for this to happen.
589
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:48,069
Oh, but it did.
590
00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:51,165
Not only does this outsider
know we exist...
591
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:55,577
but he has destroyed everything
I've worked so hard to build.
592
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:57,945
Dad, I'm so sorry.
593
00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,847
This is all my fault.
594
00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:08,653
Agh!
595
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,023
Hey, Joe, it's Michelle.
596
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:19,662
I'm really looking forward to tonight and
I will see you in about 20 minutes. Bye.
597
00:42:19,737 --> 00:42:22,536
Hey, Joe, it's a little past7:00 now...
598
00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,905
and I was just wonderingif you were running late.
599
00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:26,204
Call me back.
600
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:29,543
Joe, it's 7:20, and I hopeeverything's okay...
601
00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:32,242
considering how we met.
602
00:42:32,316 --> 00:42:34,876
Look, buddy, it's 7:30and you are still not here.
603
00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:37,319
Seriously? Call me.
604
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:41,320
Listen, I'm not trying to soundpsycho here, but it's 7:45.
605
00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:43,083
Where are you?
606
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,028
Joe Beck, you stood me up,you're a jerk!
607
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,032
What? Hey...
608
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:56,129
Michelle?
609
00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:57,834
Yeah, what do you want?
610
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,968
I just wanted to apologize for...
611
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,774
Oh, for being a jerk face?
612
00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:04,280
No! Yes... wait, listen...
613
00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:07,079
I just ran into
a little car trouble.
614
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,949
Aren't you a mechanic?
615
00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:11,147
Yeah, but... look...
616
00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:16,785
I think you're great, and I'm hoping you're
sweet enough to give me another chance.
617
00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:19,261
Okay, meet me at the
Horn of Plenty tomorrow at noon.
618
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,128
That's the vegan restaurant,
right?
619
00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:23,360
This time I won't let you down,
I promise!
620
00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:25,967
Yeah, you'd regret it.
621
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:32,242
This means war, you know?
622
00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:36,110
Hey, Dad, maybe we just do what
he says and leave him alone?
623
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,307
Excuse me?
624
00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:39,145
Uh, who do you think you are?
625
00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:41,947
I am your son,
and so is William...
626
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:44,955
and he would never approve of
what we've done to this human.
627
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:49,050
Well, Samuel, tell me, what
would William have approved?
628
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:53,188
Would he have approved of you bringing
death and destruction upon our kind?
629
00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:55,994
He would have talked to the
human, reasoned with him.
630
00:43:56,066 --> 00:44:02,996
Reason? You ask for a reason, your brother may
not see another sunrise and you need a reason.
631
00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:06,237
We Pixies do not reason
with our enemies...
632
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,938
we are survivors,
we are fighters...
633
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:12,177
and we will exact revenge
and uphold our traditions.
634
00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:15,048
We ruined that human's life.
635
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:18,146
It's our tradition that caused
this destruction.
636
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:23,251
No, no, it was a boy who refused
the commands of his king...
637
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,922
a son who ignored his father.
638
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,932
I am here to keep
all of us safe.
639
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,867
That is why I wear the crown.
640
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:33,801
You need to exact revenge!
641
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:38,775
We the Pixies
declare war on Joe!
642
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:41,243
I guess you're right,
I'll do it.
643
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:45,916
You made the right choice,
my son.
644
00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:48,976
Pixies! Brothers! Sisters!
645
00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:51,352
Prepare yourselves for war!
646
00:45:03,133 --> 00:45:07,161
Mm-hm. Hmm.
647
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:49,377
Hey, thank you.
648
00:45:49,446 --> 00:45:52,211
Sorry to keep you waiting,
I had car trouble.
649
00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:54,274
I thought you didn't drive?
Gotcha.
650
00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:55,944
Come on, let's go inside.
651
00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:57,248
What's on your tie?
652
00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:58,983
It's a Kathulu.
653
00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:00,115
Gesundheit.
654
00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,886
No, no, it's a Kathulu.
655
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:05,396
It's a cosmic entity that's a mix
of human, dragon and octopus.
656
00:46:05,462 --> 00:46:07,454
Oh, that Kathulu.
657
00:46:07,531 --> 00:46:09,261
Yeah, he's awesome, right?
658
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:10,392
Yeah.
659
00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:17,035
Welcome to the Horn of Plenty...
660
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:22,102
where food is thy medicine
and medicine is thy food.
661
00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:25,343
My name is Alex and I
will be your server.
662
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:28,385
Please look over our menu.
663
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:30,444
Well, there's a chipper,
young lad.
664
00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:34,788
Oh, yeah, he looks thrilled
to be here.
665
00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:36,850
Agh! Are you kidding me!
666
00:46:36,927 --> 00:46:39,863
What? Oh, uh, the menu!
667
00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:42,957
They have, uh, durian.
668
00:46:43,033 --> 00:46:44,262
Oh, you like durian?
669
00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:45,996
Sure, yeah, love it.
670
00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:48,436
Uh, just like Mom used to make.
671
00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:56,105
I've, uh... it's a ritual I have.
672
00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:59,844
I use the menu
and I slam it shut.
673
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:02,546
Then I... I work it like
a butterfly...
674
00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:06,351
and I get the aroma
of the kitchen in.
675
00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:10,292
Mm.
Um, I've never heard of that.
676
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,885
Mm.
677
00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:15,956
Oh, wow, you are so right.
I can totally smell the miso.
678
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,262
Look out!
679
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:26,042
A fig? Are you hungry, sir?
680
00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:28,476
How about I bring you
some bread?
681
00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:33,974
Are you... okay?
682
00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:37,920
Yeah, I had a horrible
experience at Christmas once.
683
00:47:37,988 --> 00:47:40,924
Figs were involved...
it didn't end well.
684
00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:44,223
Ugh, tell me about it, the
holidays can be pretty traumatic.
685
00:47:44,294 --> 00:47:48,595
This one time, my mom and I were decorating
our tree when my dad came in and, um...
686
00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:54,070
Agh!
687
00:47:54,137 --> 00:47:57,266
Your bread... and what
will you be having today?
688
00:47:57,341 --> 00:47:59,936
Ooh, I'll have the organic
Portobello sandwich...
689
00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:03,947
with a side of vegan soy
and tofu fries, please. Joe?
690
00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,643
Uh, I'll have the same.
Does it come with bacon?
691
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,909
Meat is death.
692
00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:10,249
Hold the bacon.
693
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,085
Everything all right, Joe?
694
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:14,556
Yup, yup, doing good.
695
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,185
Just keeping an eye out
for more figs.
696
00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:22,030
Well, anyway, so we were
decorating our tree, when...
697
00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:27,230
Oh, it's on! Let's do this!
698
00:48:27,304 --> 00:48:28,431
What are you talking about?
699
00:48:28,505 --> 00:48:33,341
Oh, it's on...
the animal shelter.
700
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,174
It's on, it's open.
701
00:48:35,245 --> 00:48:37,510
Let's go to the animal shelter.
702
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:40,676
Oh, that is so incredible, yes,
let's go there right now.
703
00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:44,479
Look, I'll cancel our order and we can
go to my parents' for dinner later.
704
00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:48,992
This is getting out of control.
I said stay away!
705
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,690
Don't you just love the smell
of the animal shelter?
706
00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:58,299
Oh, yeah. Love that smell
of... wet dog?
707
00:49:01,638 --> 00:49:05,302
If I had it my way, humans would be
locked up and the animals would be free.
708
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:06,934
So you're a trouble maker.
709
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:09,536
What? No! I'm not
a trouble maker.
710
00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:24,091
Ooh! Hold that pose!
711
00:49:28,065 --> 00:49:29,328
Done!
712
00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:35,033
You had that pair of scissors
there the entire time?
713
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:37,336
A good artist
is always prepared.
714
00:49:37,407 --> 00:49:39,376
It made for a great sketch.
What the...
715
00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:41,412
How do you... it's amazing!
716
00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,118
What's amazing is that
you didn't get bit.
717
00:49:44,514 --> 00:49:49,316
Speaking of biting, my parents are having
dinner at 5:00, if you're still hungry.
718
00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:51,378
Uh, meeting the parents already.
719
00:49:51,455 --> 00:49:53,720
I actually think my mom will
really like you.
720
00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:56,350
My dad, on the other hand, he's
a bit harder to get to know.
721
00:49:56,426 --> 00:49:57,985
Hold that thought.
722
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:01,757
Don't you dare! Joe, what?
723
00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:04,058
What is it?
724
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:11,699
No, no, no, no! No! Agh!
725
00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:13,744
Aw, Joe, that is so sweet.
726
00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:16,245
I mean, you can't stand to see
that little puppy in here.
727
00:50:16,313 --> 00:50:18,282
You're saving him
from these oppressors!
728
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:20,249
That was your plan
the entire time.
729
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:24,584
Uh... absolutely! Eh...
730
00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:32,362
Hey, Joe, are you sure
you're cool with this?
731
00:50:32,429 --> 00:50:34,728
I know it's a bit early to be
meeting my parents and all and...
732
00:50:34,798 --> 00:50:37,529
Yeah, I'm looking forward
to it. Why?
733
00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:40,537
Well, you just seem
a bit... distant.
734
00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:46,339
Uh, I'm just picturing how wonderful your
parents must be if they raised a girl like you.
735
00:50:47,477 --> 00:50:49,412
Let's just head inside, shall
we?
736
00:50:51,314 --> 00:50:53,545
Namaste.
737
00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:55,609
Thank you, I think I shall stay.
738
00:50:55,685 --> 00:50:58,814
My word, he's so precious.
739
00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:01,820
Gail, don't scare the boy before
I've had a chance to meet him.
740
00:51:02,092 --> 00:51:06,393
Help me with the tofu,
it's getting unwieldy!
741
00:51:06,463 --> 00:51:09,262
You did fantastic
with this one, Michelle.
742
00:51:09,332 --> 00:51:12,359
Not like that last boy you brought
over, with the piercings...
743
00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:15,133
and that loud carbon-emitting
death trap he was driving.
744
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:17,504
Gail! Coming!
745
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:19,372
I had to come from somewhere.
746
00:51:19,443 --> 00:51:21,412
You didn't want
to warn me first?
747
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:28,383
All hail King Pixie!
748
00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:36,292
For too long, we have been pushed
to the edges of this world.
749
00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:40,592
We live in the ruins
of the temple that was nature.
750
00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:43,156
The humans continue
to force us back...
751
00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:47,136
with their growing gluttony
of technology and garbage.
752
00:51:48,505 --> 00:51:50,838
But no more, my pixie warriors!
753
00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:54,503
No more! Today, we make a stand!
754
00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:59,846
Today we strike back at the very
core of indecency and woe...
755
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:04,286
that has beset our tribes
for generations.
756
00:52:04,354 --> 00:52:09,691
Today we will strike down the
auto mechanic known as Joe.
757
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:16,528
For the glory of Pixies!
758
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,330
He's incredible!
759
00:52:18,401 --> 00:52:20,495
I wish my mom was here
to see this.
760
00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:22,334
Max, she's right over there.
761
00:52:22,405 --> 00:52:24,169
Hey, Max!
762
00:52:24,241 --> 00:52:25,903
Oh... hi, Mom!
763
00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:29,613
Are you ready for war, Sam?
Uh... Sam?
764
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:31,705
I have a bad feeling about this.
765
00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:38,280
And this is the kitchen,
the stone is from Argentina...
766
00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:42,156
and most of the decor
hails from Africa.
767
00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:44,194
Having trouble keeping up
with Mom?
768
00:52:44,261 --> 00:52:45,627
Who me? I'm good.
769
00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:48,563
Pretty sure the speed walking
wore holes in my shoes, though.
770
00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:50,533
Oh, oh, a Canadian.
771
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,332
Hey, Joe, what do you call
a cow with no legs?
772
00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:55,565
Oh, Dad, please don't.
773
00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:56,937
What?
774
00:52:57,207 --> 00:53:00,871
Ground beef!
Because the cow is on the...
775
00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:03,311
I think the boy gets it, dear.
776
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:09,286
Okay, okay, it also wouldn't hurt to
have real beef every once in a while.
777
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:11,548
That's enough, Captain Cannibal.
778
00:53:11,621 --> 00:53:13,783
Do I look like someone
who'd eat people?
779
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,758
I'd never eat a person...
780
00:53:15,825 --> 00:53:19,387
unless you consider
the talking cow a person.
781
00:53:19,462 --> 00:53:22,921
In which case, I might just be
persuaded to give it a try.
782
00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:24,297
I think they like you.
783
00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:26,700
As long as your dad doesn't
toss me on the grill.
784
00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:30,304
Just grab a tray.
785
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:35,637
Cheap thing won't light.
786
00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:37,374
So what's your deal, Joe?
787
00:53:37,447 --> 00:53:41,282
Oh, I'm an auto mechanic.
I actually just got a promotion.
788
00:53:41,351 --> 00:53:42,910
That's great!
789
00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:46,980
You hear that, Gail? This hard-working
boy just got a promotion.
790
00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:49,817
This is moving fast, isn't it?
791
00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:52,920
Oh, so what? I met your father
on a Tuesday...
792
00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,397
and a week later,
we were married in Vegas.
793
00:53:55,465 --> 00:53:57,229
Well, I'm definitely
not ready for marriage.
794
00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:01,294
He's cute, funny, seems like
he's got things together...
795
00:54:01,371 --> 00:54:04,239
and it would be nice
to have grandkids around.
796
00:54:04,307 --> 00:54:05,775
Okay, slow down, Mom!
797
00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:09,677
I just can't get this
lighter going!
798
00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:13,615
Here, let me try. Hm...
799
00:54:13,683 --> 00:54:15,743
Hmm.
800
00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:21,921
That's some bad luck, son.
801
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:23,551
Bad luck?
802
00:54:27,063 --> 00:54:28,861
Oh, no!
803
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:32,528
Okay, girls! Joe's got
the hot stones going.
804
00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:34,730
What happened to your eyebrows?
805
00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:36,966
Uh, pyrotechnic mishap.
806
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:41,375
How in the world did a grease monkey
like you become such a charmer?
807
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,436
Just lucky, I guess.
808
00:54:43,513 --> 00:54:47,314
Huh. Joe, not sure if you've
ever done hot stones before...
809
00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:48,647
but dinner takes a while.
810
00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:50,880
What we do to keep things
moving is play a game.
811
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,014
How about boys versus girls?
812
00:54:53,089 --> 00:54:54,648
Mom!
813
00:54:54,724 --> 00:55:01,289
Your call, Joe, or are you afraid
of getting crushed by the girls?
814
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:06,334
Uh, sure, yeah, I'm in.
815
00:55:06,403 --> 00:55:08,372
For William!
816
00:55:11,741 --> 00:55:13,039
Get over...
817
00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:18,843
Is the game Charades?
818
00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:22,784
I don't think so.
819
00:55:22,852 --> 00:55:25,048
Then what is he doing?
820
00:55:25,121 --> 00:55:26,885
He... help.
821
00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:28,515
Purna Shalabhasana!
822
00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:30,617
What? Full locust.
823
00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:32,526
Mom, what are you talking about?
Is he having a seizure?
824
00:55:32,595 --> 00:55:36,464
No, I think he's stretching.
Looks like Ashtanga yoga.
825
00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:41,728
There's the Shashankasana Pose.
Nice form, Joe.
826
00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,972
Garudasana.
827
00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:49,473
Ardha-Kurmasana.
828
00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:53,409
Ardha Matsyendrasana.
829
00:55:55,085 --> 00:56:00,615
Dandayamana Biebhakta
Paschimottanasana!
830
00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:05,457
Yeah, I don't know that one.
831
00:56:06,763 --> 00:56:07,958
J... Joe, Joe...
832
00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,695
Ow... oh, no!
My body shouldn't do this.
833
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:15,102
He is a very fit, young man.
834
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:23,413
And Shivassana to end,
what a display!
835
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,609
It's also known
as the dead body pose.
836
00:56:27,817 --> 00:56:30,651
A little pre-meal stretch
is good for everyone.
837
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,121
Come on, Henry.
Come on, Michelle.
838
00:56:33,189 --> 00:56:34,714
Gather round.
839
00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:40,029
Our troops are exhausted, sir.
840
00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:41,997
They need rest
and cannot continue.
841
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:46,503
They liked what he did?
They think he's fit?
842
00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:49,505
We need him ruined!
843
00:56:49,572 --> 00:56:52,804
Do something, Sam. You must be
the hand of vengeance.
844
00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:54,037
Fine.
845
00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,845
All right, team, let's eat!
846
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,754
This is not
one of my better days.
847
00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:18,662
Well done, my son.
848
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:22,966
Let's go home.
849
00:57:23,039 --> 00:57:25,008
What makes you think
this is over?
850
00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:26,736
It's over for me.
851
00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:29,837
What I just did... wasn't right.
852
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,514
I am so sorry, Mom.
853
00:57:36,586 --> 00:57:37,815
Don't worry about it.
854
00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:40,015
Everyone's okay
and that's what matters.
855
00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:41,990
Besides I haven't seen an
explosion like that...
856
00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:44,721
since I smuggled
antiquities out of Egypt.
857
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,956
Yeah. Love you, Mom.
858
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:50,523
Well, saves me some money
on a hair cut, at least.
859
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,035
No hard feelings, Joe.
Hope your luck changes.
860
00:57:53,102 --> 00:57:55,970
Look, can I apologize for...
861
00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:58,634
Not right now, just drive.
862
00:58:02,178 --> 00:58:04,204
Hey, hey, Michelle, wait up!
863
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,478
Look, I would really appreciate
it if you just left.
864
00:58:10,019 --> 00:58:13,478
Oh, man, this is gonna be great.
865
00:58:13,556 --> 00:58:14,683
Michelle.
866
00:58:14,757 --> 00:58:17,556
Joe, I'm working right now and
do not have the temperament.
867
00:58:17,627 --> 00:58:19,220
Please, let me explain.
868
00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:20,923
Explain what?
869
00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:25,492
That you ruined my parents' house with
some outlandish yoga-infused craziness?
870
00:58:25,568 --> 00:58:26,627
No, I...
871
00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:29,673
Look, I have seen klutzy before and
I thought that was adorable...
872
00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:32,231
but today's events,
that was too far.
873
00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:33,936
What is wrong with you?
874
00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:37,742
If I tell you, you promise
not to think I'm crazy?
875
00:58:37,814 --> 00:58:39,612
Go ahead, I'm listening.
876
00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:41,275
Pixies. Pixies?
877
00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:45,579
Pixies... it's this whole
curse thing.
878
00:58:45,655 --> 00:58:46,679
It started a while ago.
879
00:58:46,756 --> 00:58:47,756
You think that's funny?
880
00:58:47,824 --> 00:58:48,985
What? Hah!
881
00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:52,756
You think you can win me over by
blaming Pixies for your problems?
882
00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:54,957
No, it's the truth,
absolute truth!
883
00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:56,727
Joe, just go home...
884
00:58:56,799 --> 00:58:58,893
before you break something
I won't forgive you for.
885
00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:03,934
There! Behind you!
886
00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:06,704
Stop! I don't have the
patience for this any more.
887
00:59:06,776 --> 00:59:09,075
I got it!
888
00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:17,551
Please leave, Joe.
889
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:19,748
I...
890
00:59:19,822 --> 00:59:23,054
I'm... I'm so sorry.
891
00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:30,997
What next?
892
00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,126
Sam?
893
00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:33,863
We go home.
894
00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:35,235
This is over.
895
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:36,603
Huh?
896
00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:38,801
You're not thinking big enough,
Sammy boy.
897
00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:46,315
Joe? You okay?
898
00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:48,044
Joe!
899
00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:56,690
About time... gimme a hand.
900
00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,990
Perfect! Oh, no.
901
01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:03,124
Ugh...
902
01:00:21,150 --> 01:00:23,381
Oh, this is the best day
of my life.
903
01:00:32,795 --> 01:00:35,697
Dad, this is really
going too far.
904
01:00:35,765 --> 01:00:38,064
All is fair in war and love.
905
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:44,736
Dad... Son...
906
01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:48,869
well-placed tree sap
can work wonders.
907
01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:50,243
Dad, look at him.
908
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:54,648
All I see is a big load
of human scum.
909
01:01:16,372 --> 01:01:18,034
Hello?
910
01:01:19,142 --> 01:01:20,872
Joe, are you okay?
911
01:01:22,278 --> 01:01:25,043
How could you possibly think
this is right, Dad?
912
01:01:25,114 --> 01:01:29,051
Right or wrong,
we did what must be done.
913
01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:32,020
Pixies, our war is over!
914
01:01:32,088 --> 01:01:35,183
And history shall declare
us victorious.
915
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,286
I need a status update.
916
01:02:13,362 --> 01:02:17,356
Sir, it looks like this is gonna
take a lot longer than we expected.
917
01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:18,958
How long are we talking?
918
01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:20,901
Well, if you factor in...
919
01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:21,970
I said how long!
920
01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:24,803
A few dozen years.
921
01:02:24,874 --> 01:02:26,172
What are our options?
922
01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:29,144
We could send half of our Pixies
to join another colony.
923
01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:32,239
Send scouts to check for room
in allied villages.
924
01:02:32,315 --> 01:02:34,784
Start dividing us up
into refugee camps.
925
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:36,843
Yes, sir, will do.
926
01:02:37,954 --> 01:02:39,923
So much for our kingdom.
927
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:44,219
What are we gonna do?
928
01:02:44,293 --> 01:02:45,886
I have an idea.
929
01:02:50,366 --> 01:02:55,031
Oh, wow, you've really
let this place go...
930
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,436
and yourself.
931
01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:59,032
Have you not moved at all?
932
01:03:00,881 --> 01:03:02,521
We're gonna need
to get you in the shower.
933
01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:05,913
Why, so you can trip me again?
Set my room on fire?
934
01:03:05,982 --> 01:03:07,109
Continue to ruin my life?
935
01:03:07,183 --> 01:03:08,811
No, no, I never...
936
01:03:08,885 --> 01:03:10,945
Look, I didn't want to do it.
937
01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:14,320
This was all because of my brother,
and he would have hated this.
938
01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:17,827
He always used to tell me to treat
people how you want to be treated.
939
01:03:19,395 --> 01:03:21,955
Do onto others. Huh?
940
01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:26,469
We humans have a saying, "Do onto
others as you want done onto you."
941
01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,528
That sounds like my brother.
942
01:03:28,604 --> 01:03:31,540
My mom used to say it.
It's why I gave up.
943
01:03:31,607 --> 01:03:34,133
I deserved your punishment.
944
01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:37,510
I think we deserved the same, after
ruining your life for so long.
945
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,241
So now what?
946
01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:41,341
Now we're gonna stop this
horrible cycle...
947
01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:44,546
and we're gonna do
something good... together.
948
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:46,987
I like the idea, but how?
949
01:03:47,056 --> 01:03:49,082
First, you're gonna
have a shower...
950
01:03:49,158 --> 01:03:51,286
and next, I'm gonna
burn that chair.
951
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:52,555
Good call.
952
01:03:58,134 --> 01:04:00,160
It does feel good
to build something.
953
01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:02,603
Pixies are not great builders.
954
01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:05,000
Magnificent tricksters,
fantastic ruiners...
955
01:04:05,074 --> 01:04:09,512
great smashers, but after we break something,
we never have to put it back together.
956
01:04:09,579 --> 01:04:12,048
We really suck
at building things.
957
01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:15,016
Really? Birds build nests out of
sticks in like a day.
958
01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:18,111
Birds eat us. Touché.
959
01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:21,914
Let's keep the chatter down.
960
01:04:21,991 --> 01:04:24,192
No one else can see me and
people are starting to stare.
961
01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:32,163
Are you invisible?
962
01:04:32,235 --> 01:04:34,534
No, we're wings and blood,
just like you, Joe.
963
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:35,970
Don't over think it, big guy.
964
01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:38,439
Hey, believe me, most things
in life, I don't over think.
965
01:04:38,507 --> 01:04:41,477
This time, though, I have
put some thought into this.
966
01:04:51,487 --> 01:04:54,355
You're Samuel's friend Twitch,
aren't you?
967
01:04:54,423 --> 01:04:57,518
This is where I get my medal
for brilliant combat strategy.
968
01:04:57,593 --> 01:05:00,062
Have you seen my son, Samuel?
969
01:05:00,129 --> 01:05:01,893
What? No medal?
970
01:05:01,964 --> 01:05:04,297
I, um... saw him.
971
01:05:04,367 --> 01:05:06,393
Well, do you know
where he is now?
972
01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:08,165
I think so.
973
01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:13,301
Well, I'd like to, er... um...
apologize for my behavior.
974
01:05:13,376 --> 01:05:16,505
He may have been a little wiser
than I gave him credit for.
975
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,481
We'll find him, sir!
976
01:05:19,548 --> 01:05:21,517
Come on, Twitch.
977
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:24,679
Since when have you been
the leading type?
978
01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:31,659
Hurry up, Chunky.
979
01:05:31,727 --> 01:05:35,596
Listen, just because I might not
be what you call a small pixie...
980
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,032
doesn't mean you can pick on me.
981
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,695
I can't look like the Pixies
in those magazines.
982
01:05:40,970 --> 01:05:42,563
I'm sorry, Max.
983
01:05:44,707 --> 01:05:46,699
He's torturing Sammy.
984
01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:49,536
It sounds like laughter to me.
985
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:52,104
Of course, it sounds
like laughter!
986
01:05:52,181 --> 01:05:54,173
It's diabolical laughter!
987
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:57,687
Let him go, you mad man!
Let him go!
988
01:05:57,753 --> 01:05:59,949
Let's go tell the king.
989
01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:21,667
Oh, great majesty,
lord of all we survey...
990
01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:23,542
he who is higher
than the holiest of...
991
01:06:23,612 --> 01:06:26,138
Okay, okay, just get to it.
992
01:06:26,215 --> 01:06:31,552
Your son, our friend, the prince Samuel, is
being tortured by that big-headed human.
993
01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:33,714
What? Is this true?
994
01:06:33,789 --> 01:06:36,759
It is true, his head is massive.
995
01:06:37,026 --> 01:06:40,019
He's pulling Sam apart,
wing by wing!
996
01:06:40,096 --> 01:06:43,157
You two, enough already,
round up the troops.
997
01:06:43,232 --> 01:06:45,463
We have one last battle
to fight.
998
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:48,504
Ah, what's with all the fuss?
999
01:06:48,571 --> 01:06:50,335
Samuel! My boy!
1000
01:06:50,406 --> 01:06:52,637
You're alive!
1001
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:55,007
Did that... that human hurt you?
1002
01:06:55,077 --> 01:06:58,172
I've been working with Joe.
1003
01:06:58,247 --> 01:06:59,647
He wants to help us and...
1004
01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:01,741
Help us? But he hates us...
1005
01:07:01,817 --> 01:07:04,116
just as we hate him.
1006
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:08,317
Joe doesn't hate us, he was
angry, but we ruined his life.
1007
01:07:08,391 --> 01:07:11,020
You were angry
because William was hurt.
1008
01:07:11,093 --> 01:07:14,495
Both of us are allowed to be angry,
but what we did when we were angry...
1009
01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:18,432
it was wrong, Dad,
we were both wrong.
1010
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:21,232
You have an entire kingdom to lead
and you're going to lose them.
1011
01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:25,570
Let it go, Dad.
Let's stop the fighting.
1012
01:07:25,641 --> 01:07:29,408
Forgive me, sir, you've been
so worried over William...
1013
01:07:29,478 --> 01:07:31,606
you forgot about Sam.
1014
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,447
He's a great son,
and an amazing leader.
1015
01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:36,747
Huh.
1016
01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:39,687
I can help lead our people
in a new direction...
1017
01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:41,553
but I need you to trust me.
1018
01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:45,618
Look at you... Samuel, oh, oh...
1019
01:07:51,534 --> 01:07:54,834
I am sorry, my son. I'm sorry.
1020
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,699
Follow me, Dad.
1021
01:07:57,773 --> 01:07:59,139
I have a surprise to show you.
1022
01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:02,269
I have a surprise for everyone!
1023
01:08:03,546 --> 01:08:06,778
Everyone, this is Joe.
1024
01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:09,182
PIXIES Hi, Joe!
1025
01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:10,810
Hi.
1026
01:08:10,886 --> 01:08:14,789
I... I'm really sorry about
what I did to your village.
1027
01:08:14,857 --> 01:08:16,553
I lost my temper.
1028
01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:21,723
What I did was wrong and
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
1029
01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:27,628
And William, I wish
I could take it all back.
1030
01:08:27,703 --> 01:08:30,195
Sam told me something that
William used to tell him...
1031
01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:33,174
something my own family
once said.
1032
01:08:33,242 --> 01:08:35,677
Do onto others as you'd
have done onto you.
1033
01:08:35,744 --> 01:08:39,408
I hope what I'm about to show you repays
just some of the damage I've caused you.
1034
01:08:41,550 --> 01:08:43,451
Welcome to your new home.
1035
01:08:43,519 --> 01:08:46,114
Each house has plumbing
and electricity.
1036
01:08:46,188 --> 01:08:48,783
Sammy mentioned that sometimes the
elements can be harsh out there...
1037
01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:50,850
and this thing is storm-proof.
1038
01:08:50,926 --> 01:08:54,226
I can attach it easily to the
rest, assuming you want it...
1039
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,458
and we can both forgive
each other.
1040
01:08:56,532 --> 01:09:02,403
Joe, um, we forgive you,
and we are also sorry.
1041
01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:05,635
I know this is what William
would have wanted.
1042
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,267
It is, Dad.
1043
01:09:07,343 --> 01:09:08,834
William! My son!
1044
01:09:08,911 --> 01:09:10,573
You're okay!
1045
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:13,775
Ooh, careful, guys, yeah,
still not quite healed yet.
1046
01:09:13,849 --> 01:09:16,580
William, I'm so sorry!
1047
01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:18,814
It was never my intention...
1048
01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:21,448
I'm really glad you're okay.
1049
01:09:21,524 --> 01:09:24,426
Pixies may be small,
but we're feisty.
1050
01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:25,688
So, I've learned.
1051
01:09:25,761 --> 01:09:29,664
Well, Joe, I've been wrong
all along.
1052
01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:34,170
It seems we can co-exist...
and peacefully.
1053
01:09:34,236 --> 01:09:35,932
Way to go, Dad!
1054
01:09:36,205 --> 01:09:39,266
Dad, William, with everything
Joe's done for us...
1055
01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:41,435
maybe there's something
we can do for him.
1056
01:09:44,647 --> 01:09:47,481
Mrs. Mayor, you look
absolutely stunning.
1057
01:09:47,550 --> 01:09:48,848
Just stunning!
1058
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:51,547
Deanna, you must give me
a call sometime next week.
1059
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:54,351
We need to talk TV interviews
for Michelle.
1060
01:09:54,423 --> 01:09:58,451
You have my card? Get it off
the desk inside! Ciao!
1061
01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:07,859
How's my brilliant artist doing,
on her big night?
1062
01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:09,269
Terrible.
1063
01:10:09,338 --> 01:10:12,308
Michelle, honey, I know
you've had setbacks...
1064
01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,809
but we couldn't push this
opening off any longer.
1065
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:17,711
Use the ones you've repaired
and let's hit it!
1066
01:10:17,780 --> 01:10:19,874
Barbara, they look terrible.
1067
01:10:19,949 --> 01:10:22,282
I can't represent myself
like this.
1068
01:10:22,351 --> 01:10:28,450
Michelle, my dear, you're established,
respected, published and never rejected.
1069
01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:32,552
In the art world, that means
your mistakes are art.
1070
01:10:32,628 --> 01:10:34,460
And everyone will love you
for it.
1071
01:10:34,530 --> 01:10:36,294
Just say it's part
of the exhibit.
1072
01:10:36,365 --> 01:10:38,960
You can say it represents
the broken world we live in.
1073
01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:42,532
Are you sure?
I... oh, I don't know.
1074
01:10:42,605 --> 01:10:44,904
I've been doing this
for a long time, honey.
1075
01:10:44,974 --> 01:10:48,342
Now you've got 300 people who
don't give a rat about the truth.
1076
01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:50,743
They just want to see some art.
1077
01:10:52,548 --> 01:10:55,382
Ladies and gentlemen,
attention, please! Oh...
1078
01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:57,682
Now, without any further
adieu...
1079
01:10:57,753 --> 01:11:02,851
let me introduce the lady of the
evening, Miss Michelle Myers.
1080
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,894
Oh, thank you.
1081
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,952
Oh... oh my, thank you.
1082
01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:09,624
That is just so nice,
thank you so much.
1083
01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:13,658
Well, firstly, I wanted to start
by thanking all of you...
1084
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:15,432
as my manager Barbara
just did...
1085
01:11:15,504 --> 01:11:20,374
for your understanding in regards
to this ever-changing opening day.
1086
01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:22,604
This project has been
a long time coming...
1087
01:11:22,678 --> 01:11:26,672
and just as I thought I'd reached
the end of this long journey...
1088
01:11:26,749 --> 01:11:32,017
fate or circumstance caused some havoc in my
personal life that effected my work here.
1089
01:11:34,857 --> 01:11:38,316
Um, I am missing some of the
little people for...
1090
01:11:38,394 --> 01:11:39,862
Excuse me.
1091
01:11:39,928 --> 01:11:42,796
Uh, hi, hello,
sorry to interrupt.
1092
01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:45,494
Excuse me. Joe...
1093
01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:49,561
Special delivery for a Michelle.
Where should I put it?
1094
01:11:49,638 --> 01:11:51,539
Joe, if you so much as...
1095
01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:52,870
Trust me.
1096
01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:57,777
Um, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that
I do have another guest for my carnival.
1097
01:11:57,846 --> 01:12:00,543
Looks like he arrived on-time,
after all.
1098
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,682
Trust me, please.
1099
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:14,089
Okay, you're all set.
1100
01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:35,815
This is unbelievable!
This is going to go viral!
1101
01:12:35,884 --> 01:12:39,787
No, better, this is going
to go antibiotic!
1102
01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:41,949
I feel healthier
just watching it.
1103
01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,356
Wow.
1104
01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:45,985
And the delivery guy
was a great touch.
1105
01:12:46,061 --> 01:12:48,895
So avent garde,
what showmanship!
1106
01:12:48,964 --> 01:12:51,024
Oh, thank you.
1107
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,569
They look so real!
1108
01:12:53,635 --> 01:12:55,934
You must have spent a fortune
on these little robots!
1109
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:09,811
This is...
1110
01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:11,547
I can't believe it.
1111
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:14,488
I'm not looking for an apology, I
wouldn't have believed me, either.
1112
01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:17,583
I just didn't want you to think
I was making fun of you.
1113
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:18,957
I'll never do that.
1114
01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:21,019
And I couldn't show you they're
real, because...
1115
01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:23,088
Because we don't exist.
1116
01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:26,465
This is a one-time favor
we owed Joe, okay?
1117
01:13:26,535 --> 01:13:28,163
Wh... yeah, I understand.
1118
01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:31,636
It's a really long story.
1119
01:13:31,707 --> 01:13:33,107
Are you still mad at me?
1120
01:13:35,210 --> 01:13:38,078
Look at that.
He got the girl, after all.
1121
01:13:38,147 --> 01:13:40,514
She is pretty cute...
1122
01:13:40,582 --> 01:13:42,414
for a creature without wings.
1123
01:13:42,484 --> 01:13:44,646
I don't see you with a girl.
1124
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,552
I don't see you with one,
either.
1125
01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:50,684
Yeah, well, I've got you
to keep me company, right?
1126
01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:52,421
Always.
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