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Captain
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we're a few hundred yards
out from "The Revenge."
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Nice. Very good.
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Love that.
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Honestly, I really don't think
this Bonnet is worth your time.
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Mmm.
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So, he's a fancy man
with a fancy ship,
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and he travels with a
brigade of imbeciles.
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Do I have that right?
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Yes, I suppose you
could put it...
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And he bested you at swordplay.
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They tricked us. It was an
ambush. Completely unprofessional.
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- Hmm.
So, what's the plan, sir?
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Do we open fire?
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Or would you rather
we just attack them,
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kill them, throw them
out to the sharks, sir?
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Wait till they make landfall
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then invite 'em aboard the ship.
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And, Izzy, I want you to
handle this personally.
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- Oh, Edward, can't I just send the boys?
- Mm-mm.
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No, I want this done right.
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After all, he is a gentleman.
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We want to make a
good impression.
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Stupid fuckin' Stede Bonnet.
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Blackbeard,
Captain Kidd...
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The Gentleman Pirate.
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What do those names
conjure for you?
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Well, the first two are, like,
very, very talented pirates.
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The badger's knackers.
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But I have no idea who
the... last bloke is.
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Well, the last one is
the scariest of them all.
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- Oh yeah? Keep talkin'.
- Yeah, he's a killer.
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But instead of
killing with weapons,
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he kills with... kindness.
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Oh, right, so you're the
G-Gentleman Pirate, then?
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- Well-sussed!
- Yeah.
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Polite menace.
That'll be my brand.
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Every legendary
pirate needs one.
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- You getting all this?
- Yep. Yes, I am.
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Um
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as I said before, Captain,
I'm not the strongest writer.
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- Captain Stede: Hmm.
- Or reader.
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Well, there's no
words on there at all.
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- No, 'cause I've drawn them.
- Right.
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Well, you'll have to do
until we find Lucius.
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I just hope he's not dead.
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That could be bad,
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- for the general vibe around here.
- Yeah.
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Oh, actually, uh,
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since we're on the
subject of bad vibes,
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what is the plan for
the remaining hostage?
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- Remaining hostage?
- He's still out there.
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- Not lookin' great.
- Oh god, we need a plan.
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Mm, 'cause he's kind of
bringin' everyone down,
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bit of a pirate pooper.
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Dear lord, it smells
like he's been roasting.
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The sun did work its wonders.
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Well good and savory now, Cap'n.
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Some nice crispy bits there.
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Yes, well, let's
get him some water,
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and maybe hold a jacket
over his head or something.
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Generate some shade.
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Ah, that's... lovely. Cheers.
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Right, well, what should
we do with our hostage?
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- Any ideas?
Ooh!
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- I know.
- What, you mean other than kill him?
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Oh, everyone does that.
I think a gentleman rises
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above those baser instincts.
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Black Pete, did
you have an idea?
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Nah, I was just
gonna say kill him.
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Oh, uh, cut off all his limbs
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and turn his back into a table.
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No, let's not.
Thank you, though.
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- Anyone else?
- We could ransom him back to the English.
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- Ooh, good thinking, Roach.
- Ah.
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What ya need... is a fence.
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I reckon you'll find one
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at The Republic of Pirates.
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An isle not too far at all,
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where the law lies doggo
and plunderers rule.
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Well, one can only hope
he's talking to us,
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in which case, wow!
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Now that sounds like
the place to be, right?
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No, it's shit.
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It's become quite
touristy, I've heard,
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and just not as cool
anymore. Right, Jim?
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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It's time for the wider
criminal community
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to meet the Gentleman Pirate.
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- Oh my god, no.
- Mr. Buttons
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set a course for the
Republic of Pirates.
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Aye, aye, Cap'n!
Hoist the main brace.
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We can't
go back there.
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Spanish Jackie has put a
price on your head, remember?
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You mean for the thing
with her husband?
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The thi... Yes, the thing
where you killed him.
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Pff. Olu, grow up.
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We live in a state of nature.
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Besides, she's got,
like, 20 husbands.
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Well, 19 now.
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Jim... a fake beard
and a wax nose
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is not gonna fool Jackie.
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- You couldn't even fool Lucius!
- Oh, mm, that's different.
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Ese bastardito
caught me unawares.
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I'll tell
no one! I swear!
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Cállate, hombrecito.
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Maybe, in your next life,
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you'll be a little
less nosey, huh?
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Ow! Jesus.
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Can you help me
throw this overboard?
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I don't think
that's a good idea,
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us being on the
same team and all.
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Fine.
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Oh god!
Oh god! Thank you!
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Oh, you made a wise
decision today,
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and I feel really
good about this.
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Nope, I can't do
this. Get back in.
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-No, no,
no! You can't! You can't!
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You don't know what
it's like in there!
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Have either of you seen...
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Lucius, there you are.
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Oh god, why're you so sweaty?
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Um, so we have been
exercising together
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because we want our
bodies to be smaller.
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- Everything's fine.
- Well, I'm not fine.
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I've got a journal full of
doodles instead of words.
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I'm glad you're making
friends, but tighten up, mate.
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Come on. I need your help getting
me dressed for the big day.
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All right, it's
a bit gentrified,
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but it's still the
Republic of Pirates.
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- I remember when this place was gritty.
- What, 10 years ago?
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Please, place got lame.
Is that a gift shop?
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Republic of Pirates.
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Quite the hellish cesspool.
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- Come along.
- Sorry, um,
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do these outfits maybe feel like
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- an error in judgment, or...
It's a power move.
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Make people feel underdressed,
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and suddenly you're
the one in charge.
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No, no, no, no, no! Oh
god, this isn't happening!
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Aww, come on! You
couldn't have sidestepped?
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- Right, too late. Let's go.
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Maybe just take the jacket off.
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I've never felt so at home.
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Man for sale! Man for sale!
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- Healthy, sturdy, obedient man for sale!
- Captain?
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- So, we're leaving, right?
- Yeah, and quickly.
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Captain Stede: Man for sale!
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Listen, I think you might
wanna adjust the pitch
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because it's quite unclear
what you're selling.
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Look, I might be
new to pirating,
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but I know a thing or
two about salesmanship.
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After you.
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Check out this
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fabulous booty I'm hawkin'!
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Whoa.
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Bonifacia Jimenez,
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wanted for murder.
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I told you Jackie
was still pissed.
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Reward, 50
doubloons?! That's it?
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- I think you're gettin' the wrong message, Jim.
- But I, I wasted her husband!
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- That's worth a thousand doubloons at least!
- Shh! Quit shouting!
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Man for
sale! Someone, buy my booty!
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- Man for sale!
- Over here.
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Oh, here we go.
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One piece of silver's me bid.
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So, do I get all
three of ye's, er...
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No, only one of us is for sale.
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Mm, so the other two watch, or?
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He thinks you're a prostitute.
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I'm no prostitute, mate!
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Oh.
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We could've made magic.
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Unbelievable. Do we look
like prostitutes to you?
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Well, not terribly
successful ones.
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Jim, what're you doin'?
Someone's gonna see you.
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- So far, so good.
- Jim...
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Oh, hey, guys! Ooh, this
place looks promising.
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Maybe we'll find
some buyers in here.
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No, no, no, Captain. You d...
You don't wanna go in there.
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It's a, it's a shithole.
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There's a lot of crime,
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and, uh, diseases,
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and, uh, poorly mixed drinks.
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Jim's already gone in.
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Jim?! No, no, no, Jim!
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Does look a bit scary in there.
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I'm gonna need you to hold
it together, and come in.
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Well, if it's scary, I'll probably
just head back to the ship...
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Ah, Lucius, look at this.
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Come. Come here.
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You have to sketch
us in front of this.
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It's so authentic.
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Look tortured.
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: Okay,
like we rehearsed.
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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: Oh fuck.
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Please join me in welcoming
for his regional debut...
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The Brigand of Barbados
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the
Cream of the Caribbean...
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The Gentleman Pirate.
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Hi, all. Nice to be here.
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I may be landed gentry,
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but I'm thrilled to
be granted entry.
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Well,
the drinks are on us.
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- Oh, come on!
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Drinks be on ye now!
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Oh... god.
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Jim, Jim, this is not
keepin' a low profile.
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Oluwande Boodhari, as
I live and breathe.
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- Geraldo.
- You have got some world-class, rock-hard
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absolutely titanic
balls coming in here.
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You know, I actually thought
you'd be dead by now.
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I did, too!
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Life is funny.
Who's your friend?
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Um... This is Jim. Jim...
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You don't know Jim
because Jim is a mute.
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So, that's my friend.
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Naturally, Jackie's
gonna want a word.
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Yeah, no, naturally.
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- Um... just, uh, just let me know when...
- Now, man!
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Not you!
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Hey, Jackie.
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- Lads.
Have a seat.
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- Yep.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Right here.
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Hey.
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Olu, Olu... Olu.
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Where you been?
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You been avoiding me?
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What? No, no, I...
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I actually thought you were
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kind of mad at
me, if I'm honest.
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Why would Jackie be mad?
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Well, I kind of recommended
you hire a waitress
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who stabbed your
favorite husband up, so.
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Oh yeah, that's
true, that's true.
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Bonifacia Jimenez.
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The bitch who stole my life.
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The bitch who stole my joy.
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But it's not like you had
anything to do with it, right?
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Like you helped her set it up?
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N-No. C... Uh, correct.
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I barely even knew
the bitch. Ooh.
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But you do know where
she is, though, right?
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Seems like I remember both
of you guys leavin' town
248
00:11:54,785 --> 00:11:57,454
- at the same time.
- I killed her!
249
00:11:58,753 --> 00:11:59,831
I killed her.
250
00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:02,705
Yeah, I didn't, I
didn't like the way she
251
00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:04,094
handled herself.
252
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,614
I thought it were
kind of g-gauche
253
00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:07,934
if I'm honest.
254
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,200
I appreciate that, kid.
255
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,536
It was fuckin' kinda gauche.
256
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:19,684
You know, Jackie
got feelings, too.
257
00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,364
Jackie is a person also.
258
00:12:25,387 --> 00:12:27,208
What about your sexy
little friend over there?
259
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,442
You gonna invite him over?
260
00:12:32,757 --> 00:12:33,757
Yeah...
261
00:12:34,725 --> 00:12:35,893
I'd love to.
262
00:12:38,643 --> 00:12:39,934
Barkeep!
263
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:44,307
- What?
- Uh, please bring us a round of your finest wine.
264
00:12:44,649 --> 00:12:47,377
- We're out of wine.
- Well, then what's this all over my boy?
265
00:12:47,807 --> 00:12:48,894
That's blood.
266
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,486
I mean, we serve that.
Do you want blood?
267
00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:53,423
I think we'll go for
something stronger.
268
00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:55,971
Bring us a round of...
269
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:57,736
Eww
270
00:12:58,489 --> 00:12:59,698
ugh...
271
00:12:59,723 --> 00:13:03,197
Ah, this tasty-looking
stuff. On the double!
272
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,414
It's good, isn't it? Being
amongst proper maniacs.
273
00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:12,018
No amateurs here, Lucius.
274
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,209
Ah.
275
00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:20,502
Mm, it's nutty.
276
00:13:20,736 --> 00:13:24,263
- What do you call this?
- It's juice from the nose jar.
277
00:13:24,288 --> 00:13:27,416
- Hmm?
Jackie's been collecting them for years.
278
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:29,943
You misbehave...
279
00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:31,095
You end up in here.
280
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,604
- Oh god.
281
00:13:32,629 --> 00:13:34,339
I've a few colleagues in there.
282
00:13:36,888 --> 00:13:39,683
- You again.
Mr. Hands, welcome.
283
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:42,182
- It's been a while.
Yeah
284
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,072
because I hate
this fucking place.
285
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,803
But for some
inexplicable reason,
286
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,728
my boss would like a
word with you, Bonnet.
287
00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:54,251
Yes, well, everyone wants a
piece of the Gentleman Pirate.
288
00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:55,596
Get in line.
289
00:13:56,016 --> 00:13:59,041
- I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, Iggy.
- Izzy.
290
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,675
Whatever, I don't care, but
we're busy at the moment,
291
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,594
fencing our remaining hostage.
292
00:14:03,619 --> 00:14:05,846
AKA, the one you
didn't manage to steal.
293
00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:09,255
So, I'll tell my captain that
you're declining then, yeah?
294
00:14:09,491 --> 00:14:12,446
Or tell him he's got
terrible taste in flunkies,
295
00:14:12,471 --> 00:14:14,605
and he can go suck eggs in hell.
296
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,046
: Gladly.
297
00:14:23,744 --> 00:14:25,788
- To my dead hubby! Yes!
- Yes.
298
00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:27,899
Alfeo de la Vaca!
299
00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:30,049
One of the best
that ever done it.
300
00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:32,057
Mmm.
301
00:14:33,616 --> 00:14:34,924
He was a saint.
302
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,171
I keep a altar to
him in the back
303
00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:40,933
with a couple of his mementos.
304
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,137
Minion: Jackie, you are needed.
305
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,018
Business calls.
Don't go anywhere.
306
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:55,744
Oh, my god.
307
00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:58,065
I bet she's got my
dagger back there.
308
00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,696
Okay, look, you've
proven your point.
309
00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:01,151
Now, can we just let this go?
310
00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:04,080
Fine.
311
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,285
Jim, what are you doin'?
What are you do...
312
00:15:10,857 --> 00:15:11,893
J...
313
00:15:12,949 --> 00:15:15,452
I'd maybe give
ya 20 doubloons for the Brit.
314
00:15:15,518 --> 00:15:16,958
Seems a tad low.
315
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,068
We're already expecting
another offer.
316
00:15:19,093 --> 00:15:20,646
From who? The prostitute bloke?
317
00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:21,986
Ha, ha! No.
318
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,483
The bidding starts
at 50 doubloons.
319
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,760
Take it or shake it.
320
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,760
- 50.
- 51.
321
00:15:28,955 --> 00:15:31,323
- 60.
- 61.
322
00:15:32,471 --> 00:15:34,313
Should we attempt
to lower the temperature, or...
323
00:15:34,338 --> 00:15:37,062
No, no. Don't be scared.
This is a bidding war.
324
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:39,840
Okay, it's
startin' to look like an actual war!
325
00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:42,618
Think it through guys, please!
326
00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:44,728
Alfeo de la Vaca.
327
00:15:45,892 --> 00:15:48,549
The man who killed my family.
328
00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:52,650
We meet again, pendejo.
329
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,920
Now give me back my dagger.
330
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,921
- Where is it?
331
00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:03,416
I knew you was a thief.
332
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,361
But I loves me a thief.
333
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,085
C'mon, guys.
334
00:16:18,128 --> 00:16:21,461
- I think we should intervene.
- No, you intervene.
335
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:25,078
Fine, I'll intervene. Don't
kill one another, you guys!
336
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:28,071
Ooh...
337
00:16:28,096 --> 00:16:31,766
You are one sexy thing.
338
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,252
Relax...
339
00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:37,071
You're stiff in all
the wrong places.
340
00:16:40,227 --> 00:16:43,021
Oh sorry!
341
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,712
My noses!
342
00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:51,569
Lucius, can you please
help me pick these up?
343
00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:53,215
No, I'm not gonna
do that, sorry.
344
00:16:55,989 --> 00:16:58,027
- Oh...
345
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,998
Fuck is you supposed to be?
346
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:09,230
- Hi, I'm Stede.
- He's the Gentleman Pirate.
347
00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:13,394
Well, I got bad news
for you, Genital Pirate.
348
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,325
I'm about to start a
whole new nose jar.
349
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,379
- Uh, baby...
- Don't say that. Don't call me that.
350
00:17:21,404 --> 00:17:23,685
Well, I just figured since
we're married, and...
351
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,057
None of my other husbands
have a problem with it.
352
00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:28,066
- That's mine.
Do not call me that in here.
353
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,841
Okay, well, Izzy
Hands was in here
354
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:32,160
asking about him for his boss.
355
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,921
Blackbeard?
356
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:37,652
Muthafuckin' Blackbeard
wanna talk to this guy?
357
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,318
Thank you so much.
358
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:49,363
Shut up.
359
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:52,855
You're an idiot...
and you're banished.
360
00:17:53,091 --> 00:17:56,219
Do not darken my doorstep again.
361
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:58,863
- Lovely.
- Well, I'll just, I'll just squeeze past then.
362
00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:00,487
Thank you so much for having us.
363
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,767
Well, the Gentleman
Pirate bids you all
364
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,085
Ah!
365
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:11,836
He's not interested in meeting.
366
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,634
What?
367
00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:16,129
I explicitly told him...
368
00:18:16,535 --> 00:18:19,433
Blackbeard desired his company.
369
00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:21,355
But does he know who I am?
370
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:23,379
Seemed to, yeah.
371
00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,407
And still, he said no.
372
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:31,597
You can "go suck eggs in hell"
373
00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:35,133
was his response, I believe.
374
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,321
Fascinating.
375
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:42,789
I'm starting to think
you're not the only one
376
00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,726
who's not cut out
for this, Lucius.
377
00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:46,704
Don't be too hard on yourself.
378
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:48,922
Anyone could break a nose jar.
379
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,256
Well, see, this is
what I'm talking about.
380
00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:53,632
You and I, we shouldn't
have this kind of rapport.
381
00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:54,876
Hey there.
382
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:57,914
Are you the fancy man
sellin' the British bloke?
383
00:18:57,939 --> 00:19:00,692
No! Wait, yes.
384
00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:03,122
- Oh, are you interested?
- Terribly.
385
00:19:03,236 --> 00:19:05,280
- And I'd pay handsomely...
- Deal.
386
00:19:05,305 --> 00:19:06,415
For parts of him.
387
00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:07,662
Wait, what?
388
00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:09,517
I'll do the disassembly myself.
389
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,236
You're not actually
considering this, are you?
390
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:14,261
Hmm?
391
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,111
No... No.
392
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,383
Kick rocks, freak.
393
00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:22,162
Big boys need to talk.
394
00:19:22,187 --> 00:19:24,392
No, no, no, no, no.
395
00:19:25,386 --> 00:19:27,618
- Hey.
Hey.
396
00:19:28,052 --> 00:19:29,596
I'm gonna shoot
you straight, man.
397
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,854
When you first came in,
398
00:19:31,493 --> 00:19:33,172
I didn't think you had balls
399
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:35,140
- at all.
- Yeah.
400
00:19:35,165 --> 00:19:37,398
But when I saw how you
handled yourself with Jackie,
401
00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,040
I was like, "Oh man,
402
00:19:39,235 --> 00:19:42,110
he's got balls! For days!"
403
00:19:42,859 --> 00:19:44,277
- Really?
- Yeah.
404
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,936
Balls for days.
405
00:19:47,134 --> 00:19:50,054
- Maybe I do.
- Listen, I, I got a little bit of, um
406
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:52,999
a side hustle with
an exclusive client,
407
00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:56,444
but he only deals with...
refined types, like yourself.
408
00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:58,032
Hmm!
409
00:19:59,486 --> 00:20:01,235
He's gonna love you.
410
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,967
You almost got us
killed! You know that, right?!
411
00:20:07,992 --> 00:20:10,377
And for what? She didn't
even have the dagger!
412
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,119
She did!
413
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,020
On Stede's stupid fucking nose!
414
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:16,181
I would've had it if you
didn't rush us out of there.
415
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,545
- Shh!
416
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,345
Hi, guys. Oh, guy, well,
guy... Well, guy and lady...
417
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,098
Oh, you are pushing
your luck, hombrecito.
418
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,309
Um, I was just wondering
whether your dagger had,
419
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:27,919
um, something on the handle,
420
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,795
- a family name, maybe? J...
- Jimenez. ¿Qué pasa?
421
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,099
Uh, well... Ahh!
422
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,779
You found it.
Yeah, yeah.
423
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,928
Well, I guess you could say
I'm a bit of a pickpocket
424
00:20:39,953 --> 00:20:41,857
from back in the day. I don't
like to even talk about it.
425
00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:45,036
- It was not cute...
- Now this... is a good friend.
426
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,292
Oh, my god.
427
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:57,440
Okay... well, wouldn't that be crazy
if I was suddenly like, into Jim?
428
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,744
Okay. All right, then.
429
00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:02,053
Makin' our approach
now, Captain!
430
00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:04,253
Oh.
431
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,019
That doesn't look
like a private vessel.
432
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:10,496
Oh, it's not.
433
00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:12,368
Sorry, I thought I said, uh
434
00:21:12,393 --> 00:21:14,488
we're selling your guy
to the Spanish Navy.
435
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:18,457
Oh... And we're sure
they're friendly?
436
00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:20,878
Oh yeah. These
guys are the best.
437
00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:23,206
Super chill.
438
00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:25,831
Come on. We'll make this quick.
439
00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:28,553
Let's bring that guy.
440
00:21:29,332 --> 00:21:30,707
He looks tough.
441
00:21:35,082 --> 00:21:36,713
In honor of our hosts,
442
00:21:36,738 --> 00:21:38,699
I've had Roach put
together some food.
443
00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:41,060
I made an assortment of tapas.
444
00:21:41,165 --> 00:21:43,871
Tapas means "little plates."
445
00:21:43,896 --> 00:21:45,771
Yeah, I know about tapas.
446
00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:49,352
- They're like catnip to Spaniards.
- Oh, exactly.
447
00:21:50,234 --> 00:21:52,903
Besides, a gentleman never
arrives empty-handed.
448
00:21:54,594 --> 00:21:57,847
Lucius, once I climb aboard,
I want you to start sketching.
449
00:22:01,294 --> 00:22:02,879
The world's about to witness
450
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:06,714
the Gentleman Pirate's
first business transaction.
451
00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,191
Oh! Now this is a ladder.
452
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,901
Loving your ladder setup,
by the way. Very stable.
453
00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:19,589
El Gentleman Pirata?
454
00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:20,741
I am he.
455
00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:29,812
Oh... I think there's
been a mistake.
456
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:35,378
This is how we handle pirates
457
00:22:44,526 --> 00:22:46,223
Did y... Did you
mean to do that?
458
00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,422
Filthy scum.
String him up,Take the rest of his scum away
459
00:22:49,486 --> 00:22:51,738
Hold on! Bring that one back.
460
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:55,072
Almost forgot.
461
00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:58,187
Jackie wanted this
for the new jar.
462
00:23:00,997 --> 00:23:03,124
- No. Oh!
463
00:23:03,994 --> 00:23:07,280
- Oh, my god! His nose!
464
00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:08,524
Oh god, no!
465
00:23:17,506 --> 00:23:19,010
Jim's a woman?!
466
00:23:19,656 --> 00:23:21,555
- Did you know that?
- How would I know that?!
467
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,064
Oh, thank god it's out. I'm
so bad at keeping secrets.
468
00:23:28,403 --> 00:23:29,689
- And she can talk?
469
00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:35,630
I'm actually super into
that, so... thanks.
470
00:23:36,778 --> 00:23:38,621
Jackie made you straight away.
471
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,437
She just wanted to watch
you sweat a little bit.
472
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,574
All she had to do
was set a low bounty
473
00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:47,602
sit back, and wait
for you to return.
474
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,176
Adios, Bonifacia.
475
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:52,481
You can't fool her.
476
00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:56,419
She's Jackie... the
love of my life.
477
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,147
And she's got the biggest
balls of them all.
478
00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:07,652
I'm sorry, guys.
479
00:24:07,996 --> 00:24:10,504
- Any last words?
- Yeah...
480
00:24:10,781 --> 00:24:14,020
You are the worst fuckin'
pirate captain in history.
481
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:15,867
I deserve that.
482
00:24:16,825 --> 00:24:19,661
Okay, so, uh,
eh... are you done?
483
00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:23,027
Is that it? Were those
your... last words?
484
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,683
: Help me!
485
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,517
The Gentlemen Pirate, I presume.
486
00:25:25,756 --> 00:25:29,165
- You've heard of me?
Oh yeah, I've heard of you.
487
00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:31,620
I've heard all about you.
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