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One of the best things about New York
is that on any given night...
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there are a million things to do.
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One of the worst things about New York
is trying to pick one.
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Those floors next door,
they were in worse shape than yours.
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You want me to see if
I can get us into Town?
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That restaurant in the Chambers hotel,
with the period in the name, Town period.
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It's supposed to be amazing.
Exclamation point.
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- You know what sounds amazing to me?
- What?
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Nice hot shower, watching the game.
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Bucket of K.F.C. Mashed potaters, biscuits.
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But it's Saturday night.
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It's finger-lickin' good.
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K period, F period, C period.
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It's about fucking time.
Get over here and do me!
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- Is that your standard greeting now?
- Sorry, I thought it was Richard.
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That asshole said he'd call in five minutes.
That was four hours ago.
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- I've been waiting by the phone.
- My dinner might be arriving in a bucket.
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- You want to go out?
- Immediately.
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- I'll conference the others.
- You know how?
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How else do you have three-way phone sex?
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What are you doing?
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- MacDougal residence...
- It's for me!
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Good for you!
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It's the first time we talked today.
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- Hello?
- We're going out.
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- Who's on the phone?
- All of us. It's the future.
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Why are you guys calling me so late?
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- It's 7:30, were you asleep?
- I'm pregnant. I'm always asleep.
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These are my last months of freedom.
I'm spending them in bed.
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Don't spend them alone.
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I'm a lost cause,
go on without me, save yourselves!
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No, we're all going.
We have to shake things up...
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before we officially become boring.
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- I say we go dancing.
- I'm in.
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Let's go dancing!
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Not where I'd feel worse
when no one's interested because I'm fat.
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You're not. You're pregnant.
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Yeah, that'll have men lining up at the door.
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I know exactly where we should go.
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That night we finally
answered the age old question.
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"Where are all the hot guys?"
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Well, the hot gay guys.
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They were at the hot gay club, Trade.
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I feel like we don't belong here.
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That's because we're wearing shirts.
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Seriously, why don't
straight men have bodies like this?
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Because gay men
have the possibility of sex at the gym.
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If straight men had that
they'd be working out, too.
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I've had sex at the gym.
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Samantha is doing her part
to motivate the masses.
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I'm going to the ladies' room.
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Me, too, I bet there's no line.
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- Wait. We'll meet you at the bar?
- At the bar.
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Char!
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My God, it's Anthony! Hi!
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Jesus Christ,
what the hell are you doing here?
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We're shaking things up.
You remember Carrie?
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Hi!
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- Love what you're almost wearing.
- Sister, Day-Glo Underwear, look into it.
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- Are we gonna dance?
- This is my friend, Gordon.
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He's a design editor for House and Garden.
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My God! I love that magazine!
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I used to wear my mother's pearls
and flip through it when I was little.
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Me, too.
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I've got a great before apartment,
if you're looking for an after.
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You should see Char's apartment.
It's Park Avenue, it's so frigging gorgeous.
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We're doing an urban issue this spring.
Maybe I should check it out.
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My God!
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If my apartment
could be in H and G magazine...
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I would be in heaven!
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You are pretty. You want to dance?
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Okay.
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So how long have you worked there?
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Swell, I get him all wound up, she cashes in.
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- Are you two together?
- No, but I'm hoping we will be around 3:30.
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You're dirty.
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- Dance?
- No, I'm good. You kids go have fun.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Watch out for the fairy.
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Which one?
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Attention gentlemen, ladies present!
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Sorry. There's no ladies' room, because...
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Yeah, excuse me. Thanks.
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Don't mind me, fellas. Just looking.
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Kinda like being a diabetic
at Baskin Robbins.
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Sir?
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Hello!
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Excuse me! Over here.
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Hello, anybody!
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What do you need?
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A penis, evidently.
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I'm trying to order a dirty martini.
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Kurt, a dirty martini
for the lovely and talented Carrie Bradshaw.
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Thank you.
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- Oliver Spencer.
- Hello.
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I've only been in the States six months,
and regard your column...
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as my New York survival guide.
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Oliver, you're a dead man.
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I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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- What do you do?
- I'm a shoe distributor.
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It would be cruel to kid me.
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All the top lines.
Offices here, Sydney, and Milan.
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So, then you get a discount?
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For special friends and columnists.
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Thank you. Cheers!
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Cheers to you! Hello, what's this?
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- What?
- That.
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Oh, this.
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I keep forgetting I'm engaged.
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You can't go off the market,
you're my dating guru.
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I'm still allowed to see other gays.
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You must allow me to take you to brunch.
I'll give you my card.
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- Can you hold this for a moment?
- Sure.
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What's this, a goody bag?
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Of course,
I was at a film release party earlier.
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Jox and Cocks Four.
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I was told it's a Merchant-lvory film.
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Would I be able to enjoy this if I missed
Jox and Cocks One, Two and Three?
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Yes, but you'd want to see those eventually.
Very important films.
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Max! Hi!
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Max was a junior associate
at Miranda's law firm and, apparently, gay.
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- Hi.
- I had no idea.
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I had no idea you were a gay man either!
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I'm here with friends.
And there's no ladies' room, because...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Listen, Miranda...
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I'd kind of prefer if we didn't
make an issue out of this at work.
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I'm not in the closet.
I just wouldn't want the older partners...
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to start treating me differently, so...
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I totally understand.
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And between you and me, I'm pregnant.
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And unwed.
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Perhaps you should spend less time
in gay clubs.
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Seriously, good for you.
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Remains to be seen.
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Anyhow, I haven't told anybody at work,
because good-bye to all the good cases...
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and then it's only a matter of time before
the buzzards start vying for my office.
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It is a very nice office.
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I'm coming here every week!
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Excuse me.
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What did I miss?
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I peed in a men's room
and outed a coworker.
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I got a phone number and some porn.
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I saw two dicks and took a hit of "X."
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To think that I almost slept through this.
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I can't believe you took ecstasy
from a stranger.
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He wasn't a stranger!
He's a friend of Bobby's friend Bobby.
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Then, you know it's safe.
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- Will we be going to a rave later?
- No, but I might have to drop in on Richard.
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Sex on "X" is supposed to be amazing.
It releases all of your inhibitions.
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You have inhibitions?
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- My God, look.
- Three dicks and counting!
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They say opposites attract.
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What they fail to mention...
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is that opposites also tend to have
opposite views...
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on what constitutes
a rockin' Saturday night.
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How was your night?
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I've got a goody bag.
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Know what's in it?
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C'mon, I had to fight a foreigner for it.
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Come here.
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Just tuck in here and...
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let's go to sleep.
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- I'm not tired yet.
- You will be.
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Hey you, I had five cocktails.
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I danced with a lot of fine...
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half-naked men.
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If you would wake up right now...
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I can almost guarantee...
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you'd be in for some F...
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U...
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N.
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I ate too much chicken, I think.
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Will you rub my belly, baby?
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I know it was wrong to compare...
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but I felt like I had spent the evening
in a Calvin Klein ad...
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and now I was back
to baseball, buckets, and BVDs.
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Meanwhile, Samantha was
having x-cellent sex.
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That was amazing.
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You are amazing.
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I love you, Richard.
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I am in love with you.
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You told him you loved him?
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It was the "X" talking!
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All I wanted to do was to have sex!
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Okay, and then what did he say?
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Nothing, he just went to sleep.
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Is it possible he didn't hear you?
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He heard me. Can I get a fucking cab?
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If he was any kind of gentleman at all,
he'd pretend it never happened.
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But you did have sex, right?
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Of course we had sex.
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Aidan and I didn't.
He fell asleep and I watched gay porn.
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See, that's what happens
when people say, "I love you!"
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Do you love him?
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Who the hell knows?
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Maybe the "X" knows.
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It makes you giddy.
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I was in love with the taxi driver,
the doorman, his sweater.
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But you only said it to Richard.
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I am never taking "X" again.
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It is a dangerous, dangerous drug.
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That afternoon I was high on
another feel-good drug.'
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The new gay friend.
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Could you be more fantastic?
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They say you can't meet men in bars.
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That was true for me last night.
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I went to Trade hoping to meet
someone for just a shag...
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because I've a boyfriend in Sydney.
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And the only person I met was you.
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Not that I'm disappointed.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind
if you date other men?
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Not date, have sex with.
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- Right, the international gay rules.
- Absolutely.
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Blow jobs only, no last names.
The gym is a free space...
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and never ever show up
at the same place wearing the same shirt.
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I just crossed over
into a whole other set of rules.
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You've certainly worked out
more options than "Till death do us part."
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That's all we've come up with,
and frankly, I find it a little limiting.
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I know gay couples who are monogamous.
But I'm a realist.
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I don't expect to get
everything from one man.
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But I guess I shouldn't be saying this
to someone wearing a ring.
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- What's with you and this ring?
- What's with you and the ring?
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- You haven't even mentioned him.
- Aidan.
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What's Aidan like?
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He's very tall...
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and incredibly kind.
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And handsome.
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So, why would you leave that at home
on a Saturday night?
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He wanted to stay in and listen to sports
with a bucket of chicken.
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He would have made my dad so proud.
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- Have you been to Bungalow Eight yet?
- No.
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But I hear it's a pretentious, members-only,
tiny, crowded club...
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that you need a key to get into.
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- I have a key.
- When are we going?
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If it isn't little Carrie Bradshaw.
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Young Stanford!
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- How are you?
- At the moment, confused.
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Who's this?
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- Oliver Spencer, Stanford Blatch.
- Pleasure to meet you.
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I don't mean to be rude,
but I must go to the men's room.
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I've just been, you'll love it.
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Really?
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- I'll be right here.
- I'll be right back.
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- So?
- Yes?
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I saw the way you were behaving.
247
00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,666
You're sleeping with the beautiful man.
248
00:13:34,865 --> 00:13:37,134
The beautiful man is gay.
249
00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:40,456
Damn! An accent always throws me.
250
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,343
He's only been in New York
for about six months.
251
00:13:43,409 --> 00:13:45,318
I picked him up at Trade.
252
00:13:45,488 --> 00:13:47,659
You went to shirtless heaven without me?
253
00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:49,189
It wasn't the same.
254
00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:51,631
I was prepared to lose you to Aidan.
255
00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:54,314
- But this...
- Is just brunch.
256
00:13:54,383 --> 00:13:56,652
- I'm green with envy.
- Yes, you are.
257
00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:57,668
Fine!
258
00:13:57,744 --> 00:14:00,231
Have your beautiful brunch
with your beautiful man...
259
00:14:00,303 --> 00:14:02,692
and then go home to
your other beautiful man.
260
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,589
Greedy, greedy, greedy.
261
00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:09,192
Later, I started to think about
restlessness and relationships.
262
00:14:09,295 --> 00:14:11,564
Once we found what
we've been searching for...
263
00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:15,209
why are some of us reluctant
to let go of our single selves?
264
00:14:15,311 --> 00:14:18,955
Is single life in New York
such a constant flurry of fun and friends...
265
00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:23,463
that settling down immediately fills us
with the urge to shake things up again?
266
00:14:23,854 --> 00:14:27,149
And why does becoming
part of a couple imply settling down?
267
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:29,069
Maybe Oliver does have the key.
268
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,655
We shouldn't expect to get everything
from one man...
269
00:14:31,726 --> 00:14:35,522
but instead, feel comfortable getting
different things from different people.
270
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:39,493
Although, at what point do separate
interests become separate bedrooms?
271
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:42,315
I couldn't help but wonder,
to be in a couple...
272
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,967
do you have to put your
single self on a shelf?
273
00:14:45,613 --> 00:14:49,257
Meanwhile, Miranda's workaholic
single self was a thing of the past.
274
00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:51,213
Now, she was sleeping for two.
275
00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:53,099
It's finally happening.
276
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:57,451
Stern, Hawkins, Erickson
is moving into the future.
277
00:14:57,901 --> 00:14:59,875
Excuse me, what? We're moving?
278
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:01,378
Casual Friday.
279
00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:05,158
The entire partnership
finally okayed it, finally.
280
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,006
I've been working on this for what,
two years now?
281
00:15:09,004 --> 00:15:11,971
- Right, great.
- Yeah, thanks.
282
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:16,588
And congratulations.
283
00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:36,001
Did you tell Celeste I was pregnant?
284
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,551
Okay, yes, but only in your defense.
285
00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:41,120
What?
286
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:45,155
She was telling everyone how she saw you
sleeping a couple of times.
287
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:47,682
That you may be an
alcoholic, bipolar, or something.
288
00:15:47,754 --> 00:15:49,183
You told her I was pregnant?
289
00:15:49,259 --> 00:15:52,161
- Isn't that better?
- No, not at a law firm, no.
290
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:54,911
Sorry, I told her it was a secret.
291
00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,480
She can't keep a secret.
292
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:58,790
She's probably told everybody in the office.
293
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,200
How would you like it...
294
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:03,266
if I told everybody in the office
that you were gay?
295
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,280
Casual Friday has arrived.
296
00:16:08,682 --> 00:16:09,794
Great.
297
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,963
Maybe next you can call my grandparents.
298
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:20,131
- This is gay porn.
- What was your first clue?
299
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,523
You said we were watching
an independent film. I brought biscotti.
300
00:16:23,593 --> 00:16:27,903
Relax, I've watched it already,
and I'm telling you, this is really funny.
301
00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:30,818
See, that's the way to do it.
302
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,442
No "I love you,"
just good old-fashioned fucking.
303
00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:35,847
I am not in the mood for gay porn.
304
00:16:39,977 --> 00:16:43,238
- Not in the mood for gay porn?
- Don't you want to know how it ends?
305
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,573
House and Garden
wants to shoot my apartment.
306
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,364
I told Trey and he doesn't care.
307
00:16:47,432 --> 00:16:49,603
We turned off porn
to talk about a magazine?
308
00:16:49,672 --> 00:16:51,199
Biscotti, please.
309
00:16:51,272 --> 00:16:53,573
He never cares about what I want.
310
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,356
Anthony is more excited about it
than Trey is.
311
00:16:56,423 --> 00:16:59,041
That's because gay men
understand what's important.
312
00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:00,966
Clothes, compliments, and cocks.
313
00:17:01,031 --> 00:17:02,013
And clubs.
314
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:05,251
Oliver's taking me to Bungalow Eight
tomorrow night.
315
00:17:05,639 --> 00:17:08,127
Sounds like you're cheating
on Aidan with a gay man.
316
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,377
No, that's allowed.
317
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,869
Gay boyfriends are the loophole
of monogamy.
318
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,626
My gay boyfriend outed me at work,
then I outed him.
319
00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:16,932
Even my gay relationships
are dysfunctional.
320
00:17:16,999 --> 00:17:18,428
Okay, here's the problem.
321
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:22,397
Aidan loves to stay in, and I love to go out.
And he's fine with that.
322
00:17:22,471 --> 00:17:26,693
It's either the greatest relationship ever,
or we're headed...
323
00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:28,897
For separate bedrooms, like me.
324
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,030
We're in completely different places.
325
00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:34,172
Trey's content with what we have.
326
00:17:34,246 --> 00:17:37,410
Therefore, I am a bad person
for needing to have a baby.
327
00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:40,325
You're not a bad person,
you're a person with needs.
328
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,877
This is making me depressed.
Let's watch that movie.
329
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,411
I thought you'd never ask.
330
00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:46,176
Give me some of that.
331
00:17:49,797 --> 00:17:51,902
The next morning, Samantha and Richard...
332
00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:54,723
were taking care of business,
but not each other.
333
00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:58,018
I'm not doing any more charity crap
if we can't get publicity.
334
00:17:58,085 --> 00:18:00,638
Steve Martin was there
and he's the toast of New York.
335
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:03,524
He's the toast of The New Yorker.
There's a difference.
336
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,217
- Are we gonna talk about this?
- About what?
337
00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:12,186
That thing I said the other night.
338
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,366
Samantha, you were high on "X."
339
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,372
Believe me, I've been there.
340
00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:23,452
Oh! Good.
341
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,049
Okay, then.
342
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,921
Once Richard made it clear
that her "I love you" didn't matter...
343
00:18:29,987 --> 00:18:33,021
Samantha realized she was
secretly wishing it did.
344
00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:35,961
- So, you'll yell at The Times?
- I already did.
345
00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:38,657
- Did you need something else?
- No.
346
00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:43,712
She wanted to tell him
it wasn't just the drug talking that night.
347
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:46,146
But she put her real feelings on the shelf.
348
00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:48,512
Fuck you at my place around 8:00?
349
00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:50,144
Sounds good.
350
00:18:53,346 --> 00:18:55,451
And since it was Casual Friday...
351
00:18:55,522 --> 00:18:57,911
Miranda and Max
decided to come out of the closet...
352
00:18:57,986 --> 00:18:59,360
with their casual clothes.
353
00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:01,281
Miranda shelved her work concerns...
354
00:19:01,346 --> 00:19:04,030
and showed up as a proud,
single mother-to-be.
355
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:07,513
And Max showed up as a proud
gay man with a sense of style.
356
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:10,847
But when Stern, Hawkins,
and Erickson saw Max's sense of style...
357
00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:13,248
that was the end of Casual Friday.
358
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,370
Pretty.
359
00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:23,934
They're for the photo shoot tomorrow.
360
00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:27,518
They're coming at 10:00.
361
00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:30,203
Would you please
move your stuff out of the guest room?
362
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:33,055
- Are they photographing the guest room?
- I don't know.
363
00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:36,666
But it doesn't look very good
with us sleeping in separate bedrooms.
364
00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:38,841
No, it doesn't, does it?
365
00:19:39,776 --> 00:19:42,810
They want us to dress nicely,
but not too formal.
366
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:44,986
I'm in the picture?
367
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:48,061
They want to photograph both of us.
368
00:19:48,768 --> 00:19:49,783
Why?
369
00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:53,663
Because they think we're the perfect couple.
370
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,041
I know.
371
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,669
But I promised, and they're coming.
372
00:20:05,695 --> 00:20:07,583
I don't want to do this.
373
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,350
It's just one picture,
and it's important to me.
374
00:20:11,423 --> 00:20:14,140
No, this. I don't want to do this anymore.
375
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,469
You are so angry at me.
376
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,371
I'm sorry.
377
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,579
I want a baby.
378
00:20:27,774 --> 00:20:30,262
I thought that's what you wanted, too.
379
00:20:30,558 --> 00:20:31,769
So did I.
380
00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:36,413
I don't think I should have to give that up.
381
00:20:36,926 --> 00:20:38,355
You shouldn't.
382
00:20:40,286 --> 00:20:42,294
You can have the apartment.
383
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,889
I'll move back in with mother.
384
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,253
Okay.
385
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:59,128
Charlotte and Trey's separate interests
had become more than separate bedrooms.
386
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:01,433
They'd become a real separation.
387
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:06,933
Meanwhile, I tried to find a way
for my single self...
388
00:21:07,005 --> 00:21:09,144
and my couple self to coexist.
389
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,827
There you go.
390
00:21:15,453 --> 00:21:16,565
Yowza!
391
00:21:16,636 --> 00:21:18,840
Where are you going
all dressed up like that?
392
00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:22,257
- I told you I was going out.
- You didn't say you were going all out.
393
00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:23,826
I have to see Bungalow Eight.
394
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:27,129
- Yeah, what's that, a play?
- No, it's a very hot club.
395
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,594
It's important that I know
about these things.
396
00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:32,921
Some people consider my column
the New York survival guide.
397
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,354
- What's going on here?
- It's just...
398
00:21:36,731 --> 00:21:38,454
something I'm trying.
399
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,017
It's closer to my heart this way.
400
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,903
Who are you going out with, the girls?
401
00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:49,076
This guy, Oliver Spencer.
402
00:21:49,435 --> 00:21:51,344
- A guy?
- He's gay.
403
00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:53,203
Cool.
404
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:55,511
Listen, I am done for the night.
405
00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:58,832
So, you want me to jump in the shower,
come with?
406
00:21:58,906 --> 00:22:00,629
I don't know.
407
00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:03,254
I don't know if he can get us both in.
408
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,751
We can get in anywhere.
409
00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:08,503
- You need a key or something.
- A key? Give me a fuckin' break.
410
00:22:08,698 --> 00:22:12,276
See, that kind of attitude is
not appreciated at Bungalow Eight.
411
00:22:12,378 --> 00:22:15,193
Come on, a key?
Why do you even buy into that shit?
412
00:22:15,258 --> 00:22:18,007
Let's just go out to dinner,
I haven't seen you all week.
413
00:22:18,074 --> 00:22:19,251
I can't.
414
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,673
- I told Oliver.
- All right.
415
00:22:22,905 --> 00:22:24,814
Don't forget your key, because...
416
00:22:24,889 --> 00:22:27,759
we're very exclusive here,
and we might not let you back in.
417
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:32,918
See, now I feel bad.
I basically discouraged him from coming.
418
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:36,214
- Call and have him join us.
- This is so not his scene.
419
00:22:36,281 --> 00:22:39,314
Then you have to break it off.
This is Bungalow Eight, darling!
420
00:22:39,384 --> 00:22:42,799
Right, what's a relationship
compared to a night with trendy strangers?
421
00:22:42,872 --> 00:22:44,760
Oliver Spencer and date.
422
00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:47,277
I'm your date?
423
00:23:00,184 --> 00:23:02,126
Turns out there's one problem...
424
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,404
with having a handsome
gay man as your date.
425
00:23:04,472 --> 00:23:05,814
Other handsome gay men.
426
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,181
I just love those
new Prada open-toed sandals.
427
00:23:08,247 --> 00:23:10,157
I think I can get you a pair of those.
428
00:23:10,232 --> 00:23:11,377
- Really?
- What size?
429
00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:12,593
Eleven.
430
00:23:13,175 --> 00:23:15,280
So, Ollie?
431
00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:19,377
Is there anything to eat at Bungalow Eight?
Or is food so very last year?
432
00:23:20,919 --> 00:23:24,334
Okay, it seems you're in the middle
of a spa session, so...
433
00:23:24,407 --> 00:23:26,065
Wait, you're going?
434
00:23:26,678 --> 00:23:31,086
You know, I left a gorgeous man at home
to come here and be your date.
435
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,744
And I'm guessing size 11 did as well.
436
00:23:33,814 --> 00:23:36,848
So, I'm just not really sure why I'm here.
437
00:23:36,919 --> 00:23:40,563
Because you're fantastic,
and I'm sorry I was neglecting you.
438
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,284
I'm very bad.
439
00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,190
Kiss and make up?
440
00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:52,656
If it isn't Mr. And Mrs. Down Under.
441
00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:54,831
I was so preoccupied
with my gay boyfriend...
442
00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:56,876
I kept forgetting about my gay husband.
443
00:23:56,949 --> 00:23:59,338
You remember Stanford, from brunch?
444
00:23:59,797 --> 00:24:01,837
Apparently, it was more than just brunch.
445
00:24:01,909 --> 00:24:04,397
Don't fall for him,
he's just another pretty face.
446
00:24:04,469 --> 00:24:06,159
He doesn't love you like I do.
447
00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:08,530
I knew this woman
when she took the subway...
448
00:24:08,597 --> 00:24:10,026
- and wore candies.
- Candies?
449
00:24:10,101 --> 00:24:12,076
I assure you, I never wore candies.
450
00:24:12,148 --> 00:24:15,345
You wore pink suede candies,
and I adored you anyway.
451
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,551
And how dare you try to steal her away...
452
00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:20,752
with your dreamy eyes
and your probably fake accent?
453
00:24:20,821 --> 00:24:23,276
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
the lady was spoken for.
454
00:24:23,349 --> 00:24:25,171
- She is.
- All right, then.
455
00:24:25,844 --> 00:24:27,404
Kiss and make up?
456
00:24:27,828 --> 00:24:30,316
And then I realized, my single-self life...
457
00:24:30,388 --> 00:24:33,104
had a shelf life, and it had just expired.
458
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,343
- Okay, I'm going.
- Okay.
459
00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:38,346
No, Carrie, stay. We only just got here.
460
00:24:40,531 --> 00:24:44,044
- Let me buy you another drink.
- No, it's fine, I just want to go home.
461
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,985
And the surprising thing was, I did.
462
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,429
Honey, I'm home.
463
00:24:58,131 --> 00:24:59,854
How was the Bungalow?
464
00:25:01,970 --> 00:25:03,531
I've seen better.
465
00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:07,116
Why do you own Jox and Cocks Four?
466
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,794
More research for the survival guide?
467
00:25:11,122 --> 00:25:12,267
Really?
468
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:14,538
What did you learn?
469
00:25:23,570 --> 00:25:24,879
Oh, yeah.
470
00:25:26,577 --> 00:25:28,301
Give me some of that.
471
00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:32,166
A big thank you to our gay friends.
472
00:25:34,353 --> 00:25:36,044
That's the thing about Manhattan.
473
00:25:36,113 --> 00:25:39,408
The most exclusive clubs
only have a couple members...
474
00:25:39,569 --> 00:25:41,707
and they're very hard to find.
475
00:25:42,065 --> 00:25:45,807
The next morning, House and Garden
came to Charlotte's house.
476
00:25:45,905 --> 00:25:48,938
It's fork, fork, knife, spoon.
What are these people, crazy?
477
00:25:49,008 --> 00:25:52,008
This is perfect.
It's very Upper East Side breakfast for two.
478
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,771
- I love this china.
- Me, too.
479
00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:56,044
Thanks, it's our wedding china.
480
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:59,142
Anthony, can I talk to you a minute?
481
00:26:01,072 --> 00:26:02,762
We'll be right back.
482
00:26:04,976 --> 00:26:06,634
Is he cute or what?
483
00:26:07,855 --> 00:26:10,474
- Trey and l...
- Splitting up, I knew it.
484
00:26:11,056 --> 00:26:14,852
I don't think he's gonna be in the picture.
So, should we just cancel?
485
00:26:14,927 --> 00:26:18,091
Cancel? H and G, House and Garden?
Do it without him.
486
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:21,508
- Won't that look bad, just me?
- It'll look beautiful.
487
00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:24,844
He may be the heart surgeon.
But you're the heart of this operation.
488
00:26:24,911 --> 00:26:28,260
Honestly, you're the best catch ever.
Look what you did to this place.
489
00:26:28,335 --> 00:26:30,790
You could take any guy off the street,
fix him up...
490
00:26:30,863 --> 00:26:32,750
and make him into something wonderful.
491
00:26:32,814 --> 00:26:33,959
Not for nothing.
492
00:26:34,030 --> 00:26:37,413
You deserve more than that
stick-up-his-ass preppy. That's all.
493
00:26:37,487 --> 00:26:39,876
Now get in here and have breakfast.
494
00:26:41,294 --> 00:26:43,236
Gordon, it's just gonna be...
495
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,699
All righty, we ready for the picture?
496
00:26:46,798 --> 00:26:48,107
One minute.
497
00:26:52,366 --> 00:26:54,056
- Trey, you don't have to...
- No.
498
00:26:54,350 --> 00:26:56,357
This is important to you.
499
00:26:57,101 --> 00:26:59,108
I at least want to do this.
500
00:26:59,629 --> 00:27:01,931
Handsome husband, beautiful wife.
501
00:27:03,213 --> 00:27:04,773
Having breakfast!
502
00:27:08,781 --> 00:27:09,893
Smile.
503
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,258
Trey had moved out by the time
the magazine was on the stands.
504
00:27:13,324 --> 00:27:16,969
But all over America,
little girls in their mothers' pearls...
505
00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:20,103
saw the picture and thought,
"That's what I want."
506
00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:28,324
That's the thing about relationships.
507
00:27:28,556 --> 00:27:31,426
Sometimes they look prettier
from the outside.
508
00:27:37,227 --> 00:27:38,918
And what's inside...
509
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:41,416
can be different than it seems.
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