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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,531 Poor little fellas. 2 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,605 When I think of their childhood... 3 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,742 all those cute little maggots. 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,342 Our story... 5 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:24,889 is about a man with nobler ambitions. 6 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:27,920 He likes to kill human pests... 7 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:31,364 and he does it in front of an audience. 8 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:35,557 Now, that's entertainment. 9 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:40,503 So hang on to your hats, kiddies. 10 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:44,535 This one's a real shocker. 11 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,441 This here is Charlie Ledbetter... 12 00:01:57,550 --> 00:02:00,246 sitting in his cell out at the state penitentiary. 13 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,182 It's long about midnight. 14 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,756 Charlie's going to die in a few minutes. 15 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:09,321 One thing Mr. Ledbetter ain't thinking about... 16 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,454 is Joe Saylor, his old boss. 17 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:15,190 One day, Charlie had a half pint of vodka for lunch... 18 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,829 he got to thinking about how they turned him down for that raise. 19 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:22,033 He felt real bad about that, old Charlie did. 20 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:26,339 He'd been working there for seven years, and didn't have much to show for it. 21 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,979 So he went down and got his cold blue. 44... 22 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:31,209 out of the glove box of his Chevy... 23 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,717 and took it up to Mr. Saylor's office. 24 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,117 Two slugs went into Saylor... 25 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,588 three went wild... 26 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:40,221 last one went through a glass wall... 27 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,488 into a secretary who was passing by. 28 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,595 Got her right behind the ear. 29 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,725 Killed her big as hell. 30 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,300 Kind of a lucky shot, really. 31 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,464 About the only kind of luck Charlie Ledbetter ever had. 32 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:04,776 I guess right now Charlie Ledbetter's starting to think pretty serious... 33 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,046 about that Valley of Death. 34 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,180 He's thinking about that rubber diaper they gave him to wear. 35 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:14,625 Wondering if he'll crap all over himself when I juice him in a couple of minutes. 36 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:16,327 It ain't right. 37 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,123 He will. 38 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,095 It ain't right. 39 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,838 First thing you got to understand... 40 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:35,312 is when it's their time, all these big tough guys go yellow. 41 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,678 Crying, hollering, screaming... 42 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:40,480 and blubbering, "The Governor is gonna call,"and all that. 43 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,681 I been here 12 years, and the Governor ain't called yet. 44 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,325 People say the damnedest things about electrocutions. 45 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:51,227 They say your eyeballs pop out and black blood comes out your mouth. 46 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,765 They say you get all foamy like a rabid dog. 47 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,734 All that's bullshit. It ain't true at all. 48 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,838 Nice thing about electricity is it's clean. 49 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,205 Of course, I have seen a few heads smoke after it's all over. 50 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,369 A smoking head ain't very pretty. 51 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,104 No. 52 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,824 Just wait a minute! 53 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,550 He's going to call! 54 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,788 The Governor's going to call! 55 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:25,854 He's going to give me a stay! 56 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,059 Yes, he will. No! 57 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,866 He's got to! 58 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:40,544 Knock it off, Charlie. Quit being so damn chickenshit. 59 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:44,010 You killed somebody. Now you're going to do the hot squat. 60 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,948 It all evens out, don't it, baby? 61 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,680 Why are you doing this? 62 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:52,190 People tell me most executioners never look the prisoners in the eye... 63 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,259 afraid they're gonna get spooked or something. 64 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:56,921 Not me. 65 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:58,926 I always look. 66 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,901 Okay, Mr. Ledbetter. 67 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:11,336 You're all ready for your regulation two jolts the state requires. 68 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,683 I think we should proceed now. There's been no word from the Governor. 69 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,343 Yes, sir. We're all set. 70 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,049 Let us pray. 71 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,556 "As I enter here... 72 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,386 "with a sense of my own unworthiness, O Lord Jesus Christ... 73 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,289 "of my own ugliness... 74 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:35,563 "may the blessings of God in unmixed joy... " 75 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,364 No! It's not right! 76 00:05:56,856 --> 00:06:01,816 "Unworthy though I be, may my entry be blessed by you who are holy... 77 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,924 "you who are merciful, you who abide... " 78 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,057 They say the electric current's so fast... 79 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:11,160 that the brain gets cooked just as soon as the switch is thrown... 80 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,137 the prisoner never feels a thing. 81 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,965 I'd hate to think that was true. 82 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,218 I'm a country boy, but I like the city. 83 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,354 It's big. It's dirty. 84 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,024 Lets you know what it really is. 85 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:45,335 But at night, there's all those lights. 86 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,369 It's real pretty, isn't it? 87 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,974 My name is Niles Talbot. 88 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,177 I've been the executioner in this state for the last 12 years. 89 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,450 When I got here from Oklahoma, I caught on as an electrician... 90 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,114 then after a while I got a job out to the prison... 91 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,123 taking care of the generators. 92 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,923 I like electricity. 93 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,455 It's dependable. You can trust it. 94 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:16,494 A lot of states do it with gas or with some lethal injection. 95 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,961 I don't take to that. 96 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,268 That's how you kill a dog or cat or something, not a man. 97 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:26,771 It's got to be the old electric chair for me. 98 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,841 ... special agents called Coyote Busters. 99 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,044 The effort, which often includes agents... 100 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,020 from the Drug Enforcement Administration, the FBI and other... 101 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:37,180 Yeah? 102 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,554 Cheese sandwich and a cup of coffee, black. 103 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,355 Elsewhere today, the legislature's prepared to vote... 104 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:45,397 whether or not to rescind the death penalty in this state... 105 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,400 only a few hours after the execution of Charles Ledbetter. 106 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,460 Opponents claim the death penalty is an effective deterrent... 107 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:53,095 against violent crime... 108 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,107 and its abolition will only push the crime rate higher... 109 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,473 and produce more overcrowding in our prisons. 110 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:02,275 Many also claim that execution is still murder in the eyes of God. 111 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,612 I'm terribly sorry, Niles. 112 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,152 It wasn't your fault. Nothing you could do. 113 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,023 I've got to admit, the damn thing caught me by surprise. 114 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:17,989 If you like, I can write you a letter of recommendation. 115 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,859 I was hoping I'd get my old job back. 116 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:26,298 You still need somebody to look after the generators at the powerhouse. 117 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,738 We already have someone for that, Niles. 118 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,799 You remember, you trained them. 119 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,975 I've been working here a lot of years. 120 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:38,915 Two in the electric shop, another 12 throwing the switch for the state. 121 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,281 Don't seniority count for something? 122 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,447 It's not that, Niles. 123 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,726 It's just that... 124 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:55,263 we thought it wouldn't be good to have you around the prisoners. 125 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:57,131 They all know what you did. 126 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,601 They all know you were the man who... 127 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:03,467 - It could get pretty ugly. - It's nothing I can't handle. 128 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,912 Somebody gets out of line, I can take care of myself. 129 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,407 I can't let it come to that, Niles. 130 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,379 I'm sure if you think about it, you'll understand. 131 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,918 Yeah, I understand. 132 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:20,053 I guess this ain't the kind of work they give you a gold watch for, is it? 133 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,531 One thing a man needs is a friend... 134 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,870 someone to talk to when you're feeling down and out. 135 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,866 I suppose that's why they invented bars. 136 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,733 You can nurse a drink, think things over... 137 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,511 have a little chat. 138 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,413 All of a sudden, things ain't as bad as they seem. 139 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:49,615 Most barroom conversations is either about baseball, football, boxing, or pussy. 140 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,019 But with me, it's different. 141 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,559 People usually want to talk to me about my job. 142 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,821 I guess I ought to say my ex-job. 143 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,432 This one's on me, Mr. Talbot. 144 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,929 It's goddamn criminal. 145 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,803 I can't believe those chickenshit politicians really did it. 146 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,006 After all those years of service... 147 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:13,273 they canned you like you were some fucking guinea off the boat. 148 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,246 I hate to see talent go to waste. 149 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,743 It's a fucking shame. 150 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,615 Thank you, Vic. You're a real buddy. 151 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,917 They're doing lots of shows on TV about the whole thing. 152 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,319 TV people don't know nothing. 153 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:35,155 They want to do something good, what they really ought to do... 154 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,368 is put a lot of little TVs in all the cells... 155 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:40,905 of all the prisons, you know, closed circuit... 156 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,066 so that all the guys who are locked up... 157 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,440 can watch their buddy when he gets cooked. 158 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:48,378 - That might be a real education. - I'd watch it. 159 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,379 There was this editorial on TV... 160 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,384 and the commentator was saying how... 161 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:54,942 if they televised executions... 162 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,319 the whole county would just stop the death penalty. 163 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,756 They'd be too sick and wouldn't let it happen again. 164 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,191 Fucking guys on TV, what do they know? 165 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,761 Let me tell you something. 166 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,353 If they put executions on TV... 167 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,991 it would be the fucking highest-rated show of all time. 168 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,228 It'd be Neilsens through the roof. 169 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:13,601 The other networks would start killing people just to compete. 170 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,801 Pretty soon, Geraldo Rivera would be pulling that switch. 171 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,115 It's all a big food chain. 172 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,856 We eat shit, and shit eats us. 173 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,851 They canned me from my job because they're afraid of me. 174 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,858 They're afraid of death. 175 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,260 They don't see it's all around them. 176 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,695 It's a disease. 177 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,768 You eat it, you drink it, you breathe it, you fuck it. 178 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,071 We're all pregnant with it. 179 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,510 It's growing inside all of us... 180 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,102 like them over there. 181 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,105 You see those two junkies? 182 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,082 Pitiful bastards, ain't they? 183 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,313 I'll tell you something, though. 184 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,284 In a way, I respect them. 185 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,588 They're honest. 186 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:11,027 They spend all their money just to shoot a little death into their arms. 187 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,496 Just for a thrill. 188 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,965 Just to get a little taste of the grave. 189 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,826 See, they know death is coming. 190 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,066 They tease it. 191 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,841 I like that. 192 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,603 Of course, at the same time, junkies are shit. 193 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:30,747 Two-bit criminals. 194 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,246 Upon examination of sworn testimony... 195 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,691 it would appear that the state has a strong case... 196 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,354 for the prosecution of James Flood for the crime of murder. 197 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,932 However, having reviewed the District Attorney's case... 198 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,627 I find that the warrant for arrest has been improperly worded. 199 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,906 I'm afraid I must rule that there are no grounds... 200 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,306 on which to prosecute James Flood. 201 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,568 Mr. Flood, you are free to leave. 202 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:01,670 Yeah! 203 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,578 Your honor, I object. 204 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,617 This is a travesty of justice. 205 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:10,150 Because of a simple clerical error, you're letting this man go free. 206 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,986 Order in the court. This case is dismissed. 207 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:16,494 I would like to petition immediately to the Appellate Court for a review. 208 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,052 Order in this court! 209 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,532 You son of a bitch, you killed my brother! 210 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,330 Get off my back, will you? 211 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,731 - Your brother was a fag! - And you're a murderer! 212 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,472 You're a murderer! 213 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,176 Murderer! 214 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,284 I got nothing special against bikers. 215 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,889 Hell, I used to own a hog myself once upon a time. 216 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,025 Bikers believe in freedom. They don't want nobody to lean on them... 217 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:55,362 and they don't give a good goddamn what polite society thinks of them. 218 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,002 They figure they're throwbacks to real Americans. 219 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,870 You know, what the country was about before it all went to hell... 220 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,810 with big-city lawyers and computers... 221 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,338 corporations and time clocks and what all. 222 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,419 There's a lot to be said for that. 223 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,078 Those ain't bad ideas. 224 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,381 But this biker, Jimmy Flood... 225 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,495 now he went way out of line... 226 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,490 and he ought to pay. 227 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,547 Authorities believe a short circuit... 228 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,946 may have been responsible for the freak accident... 229 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,077 which claimed the life of alleged murderer Jimmy Flood. 230 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,848 Flood, often characterized in the press as a motorcycle hoodlum... 231 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,357 based on his lifestyle and... 232 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,687 Can you believe that? 233 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,990 And some people say there's no God. 234 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,991 Sure, there's a God. No doubt about it. 235 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,334 Problem is he spends too much time making assholes like that biker. 236 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,338 I know what you mean, he looks like a real creep to me. 237 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,931 You know how on TV they get these experts? 238 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:46,171 You know, the ACLU types? They're always saying: 239 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,372 "It's only the minorities that get the chair. " 240 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,039 Did you ever notice that? 241 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,175 They're all pretty dark when I get done with them, Vic. 242 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,377 Yeah. 243 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,613 Will the defendants please rise? 244 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,322 Will the jury foreman please read the verdict? 245 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,229 In the charge of first-degree murder... 246 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:13,101 we find the defendants Cynthia Baldwin and Theodore Carne not guilty. 247 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,601 The defendants have been found innocent of all charges... 248 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,200 and are free to resume their private lives. 249 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,240 This court is adjourned. 250 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,214 - No. - I am very happy for you. 251 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,945 - It's over. - Thank God. 252 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,353 This fellow Carne... 253 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:43,191 decides to unload his wife in favor of this little hotski that he had on the side... 254 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:46,328 but his old lady had all the loot in her name, so he figured that... 255 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,498 divorce wasn't quite good enough. 256 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,937 I know where his head is at. 257 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,769 We all do. 258 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,905 Right down between his legs. 259 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,585 You know, I got to say this for old Carne. 260 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,713 If you're gonna do it, make sure she's worth doing it for. 261 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,422 And this girl of his is awful pretty. 262 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,053 Of course, everybody knows that beauty is only skin deep. 263 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,055 Looks just don't last. 264 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:21,798 Here. 265 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,171 My God. 266 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,941 - Who are you? - Look... 267 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:37,249 I have $200 in my wallet. It's in my pants in the other room. 268 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,949 I have some money in my purse. 269 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,083 Please, take it, just don't hurt us. 270 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,355 Keep it. I ain't here for your money. 271 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,094 I don't get it. What do you want? 272 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,363 I find you both guilty of the murder of your former wife, Mr. Carne. 273 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,233 Were you a friend of hers? Who are you? 274 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,033 And I sentence you to death. 275 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,040 That sentence to be carried out immediately. 276 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,439 - Wait a minute. - Yeah. 277 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:58,533 It was all Ted's idea. 278 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,578 - I didn't know he'd really go... - Shut up! 279 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,375 You've got to believe me. 280 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,909 No, wait! 281 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,095 I never had no problem with women. 282 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:28,634 If I wanted one, I just went out and got her. 283 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,503 Easy, peasy, Japanese. 284 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,704 All right! 285 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,039 Give me a beer, honey. 286 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,285 They just want you to love them, is all. 287 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,679 That's all they ever want. They get that from their mamas. 288 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,520 From all the trashy magazines they read. 289 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,091 It's easy to be successful with dames. 290 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,196 Just don't fall in love and you're okay. 291 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,659 You give them what they want, you fall in love... 292 00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,503 they will kill you. 293 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,197 They can't stand you no more... 294 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,202 they either dump you and move on... 295 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,543 or if they let you hang around, they'll cut your balls off. 296 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,074 Weird, ain't it? 297 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,745 Now, as far as strategies for getting into their panties... 298 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,186 that's easy, too. 299 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,253 The old rule... 300 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,958 you treat whores like queens and queens like whores... 301 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,494 then you got no problem. 302 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,532 They're on their back faster than you can say "Son of Sam. " 303 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,226 Look at those honeys. 304 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,470 Look there, you got the queen bitch herself. 305 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,716 Yes, sir. I got just what the doctor ordered for you. 306 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,917 You might have fooled that jury, but you didn't fool me none. 307 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,986 I wonder how you're going to dance when I put 10,000 volts through your ass. 308 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,274 Oh, man! 309 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:34,261 Couple of minutes, we'll have ourselves one dead little go-go dancer. 310 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,295 Well, honey, it's your time. 311 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,701 What the goddamn hell is going on here? 312 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,007 Mr. Talbot, you are under arrest. 313 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,950 You have the right to remain silent. 314 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,683 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 315 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:38,562 I've got some good news for you, Mr. Talbot. 316 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,326 Since you are a staunch supporter of capital punishment... 317 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,530 you'll be glad that the state legislature has just reinstated the death penalty... 318 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,004 and guess who's not pulling the switch this time? 319 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,131 Yeah! 320 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,471 Did he call? 321 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,307 Did the Governor call yet? 322 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,447 Listen, if you just delay this thing a couple of minutes... 323 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,611 That's all I'm asking for, just a few damn minutes. 324 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,217 Come on, I'm not like the other ones. 325 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,850 You know me. 326 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,816 You all know me! 327 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,693 I used to work here, for Christ's sake. 328 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,324 Come on, I am telling you, the Governor's going to call. 329 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,128 He knows what I've done for him. 330 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:19,967 He knows about all the rats and crumbs that I took care of. 331 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,506 All the shit they want me to get rid of! 332 00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:27,043 You've gotta let me go, you sons of bitches! 333 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:29,143 That phone is going to ring! 334 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:32,745 I'm telling you, he's going to call. 335 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,681 He's gonna call. He knows. 336 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:38,412 When he does, if you juice me before he fucking calls... 337 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,220 you're all going to get canned! You hear me? 338 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,420 You shitheels! 339 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,398 I didn't do nothing that you didn't want! 340 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,393 I didn't do nothing you didn't go along with! 341 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:54,397 All I did was something you were too chickenshit to do yourselves! 342 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:58,142 You miserable chickenshit bastards! 343 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,813 Chickenshit fuckers! 344 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,248 You can't do this to me! 345 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,949 Let me out of here! 346 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:34,039 Niles, I'm terribly sorry it's come to this. 347 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,842 It's my job. 348 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,557 That's why I did it, because it's my job. 349 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,786 If a man ain't good at his job... 350 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,356 then what the hell's he good for? 351 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,295 What's anything good for? 352 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,705 I didn't want no haircut. 353 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:43,408 They said that was a mistake 'cause my head might catch on fire... 354 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,848 from the electricity when they juice me. 355 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:48,886 I told them, don't worry, the Governor's going to call. 356 00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:01,291 God! 357 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:04,559 What a revolting development. 358 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,000 And what a switch for poor Talbot. 359 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,774 It just goes to show you what happens when you get... 360 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,109 too caught up in your work. 361 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,046 Don't worry, though. 362 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:28,123 I'm sure he never knew "watt" hit him. 363 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:33,997 So remember, boys and girls... 364 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,258 safety first. 365 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:18,765 English 29524

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