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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,125 --> 00:00:06,746 Previously on Sweetbitter... 2 00:00:06,846 --> 00:00:10,510 - What do you taste? - How do you know all of this? 3 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,359 Be nice to Will, okay? He's sweet. 4 00:00:15,976 --> 00:00:18,546 She wants us to go home. Back to the Cape. 5 00:00:18,703 --> 00:00:19,920 I hate the Cape. 6 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:22,483 I... I have some wine books if you'd like to borrow them. 7 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:24,164 So, your day off tomorrow. 8 00:00:24,264 --> 00:00:26,166 Let's go see a movie or something, like real humans. 9 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:28,409 Sorry, it's not right. 10 00:00:28,509 --> 00:00:30,414 I'm used to being alone. 11 00:00:31,111 --> 00:00:32,507 Me too. 12 00:00:34,866 --> 00:00:38,460 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 13 00:00:43,484 --> 00:00:45,492 This must be a special night. 14 00:00:53,539 --> 00:00:56,726 Ooh, you two are so beautiful. 15 00:00:57,171 --> 00:00:58,720 I might spit in your food. 16 00:00:59,156 --> 00:01:00,734 Hello there. 17 00:01:02,624 --> 00:01:06,843 So, I am thinking a '95 Haut-Brion? 18 00:01:07,549 --> 00:01:08,930 Good. 19 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:11,085 All right, I'll leave you two alone. 20 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:13,132 Hmm. 21 00:01:15,317 --> 00:01:16,851 This is what you wanted? 22 00:01:17,199 --> 00:01:18,429 Yes. 23 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:11,226 Oh. 24 00:02:57,539 --> 00:02:58,545 Okay. 25 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:00,719 Hey! Oh, my God. 26 00:03:02,827 --> 00:03:04,679 Oh, my God. Hi. 27 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,811 Mom, you remember... 28 00:03:06,911 --> 00:03:07,968 Of course. Wait... 29 00:03:07,993 --> 00:03:09,094 Soccer or softball? 30 00:03:09,194 --> 00:03:10,655 Soccer. 31 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,778 How crazy that we're both here. 32 00:03:12,878 --> 00:03:13,979 We just came for the weekend. 33 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:15,300 We came to sightsee. 34 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,262 We saw Drowsy Chaperone. 35 00:03:17,362 --> 00:03:19,224 - Wow. - What're you doing here? 36 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,827 Um, I live here. 37 00:03:21,927 --> 00:03:23,789 - Really? - Uh, yeah. 38 00:03:23,889 --> 00:03:26,125 Wow, who'd you move here with? 39 00:03:26,932 --> 00:03:28,078 Just me. 40 00:03:28,814 --> 00:03:30,195 You moved here by yourself? 41 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:33,118 Oh, my God. I could never do that. 42 00:03:33,218 --> 00:03:34,760 No, she couldn't. 43 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,243 You... your mother clearly didn't baby you. 44 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:39,005 - Mom. - What? 45 00:03:39,304 --> 00:03:42,088 Uh, it was her dad. Her dad raised her. 46 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,273 Oh. 47 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:46,187 Well, he raised a very independent girl. 48 00:03:48,154 --> 00:03:49,495 Are you going in? 49 00:03:49,595 --> 00:03:50,977 Yes, why don't you join us? 50 00:03:51,429 --> 00:03:55,021 Um, I just, uh, I-I can't. 51 00:03:55,121 --> 00:03:57,303 I'm meeting a friend for lunch now, so... 52 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,459 It's my day off. 53 00:03:58,484 --> 00:03:59,734 Well, what a shame. 54 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:02,429 It's so nice to see you all grown up. 55 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:04,511 Have fun. 56 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,952 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 57 00:04:06,052 --> 00:04:07,634 That was a nice surprise. 58 00:04:07,734 --> 00:04:09,276 Well, I didn't know her that well. 59 00:04:20,045 --> 00:04:21,726 Have you decided on what you'd like? 60 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,906 Uh, yeah, could I... 61 00:04:25,072 --> 00:04:28,415 Do you happen to have a merlot from France? 62 00:04:28,617 --> 00:04:30,297 Sorry, our merlot's from California. 63 00:04:30,397 --> 00:04:31,593 Would you like to try it? 64 00:04:31,919 --> 00:04:34,062 Uh, yeah, sure. Thanks. 65 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,127 Thanks, Josh. 66 00:04:45,796 --> 00:04:47,755 - Isn't it? Good. - Okay. 67 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,476 - Yeah. - Told you you'd like it. 68 00:05:17,929 --> 00:05:19,640 Oh, thanks. 69 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:56,623 Hi. 70 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,765 Sorry, I was in the neighborhood, and I... 71 00:05:59,132 --> 00:06:01,351 remembered the wine books that you 72 00:06:01,451 --> 00:06:05,215 offered me, so I just thought you... 73 00:06:06,536 --> 00:06:08,460 - I should've called first. - It's fine. 74 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:10,765 Come in. 75 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,125 Really. 76 00:06:14,704 --> 00:06:15,867 Come in. 77 00:06:20,025 --> 00:06:21,445 Now you know my secret. 78 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:23,351 I'm a slob. 79 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:26,710 Are you sure it's okay that I'm here? 80 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:28,687 It's fine. 81 00:06:38,322 --> 00:06:40,976 Hey, are you hungry? Grilled cheese? 82 00:06:41,622 --> 00:06:42,844 Uh, yeah. 83 00:06:43,014 --> 00:06:44,075 I'm starving. 84 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,507 - Good. - Thanks. 85 00:06:51,102 --> 00:06:52,851 Wow, this is, uh... 86 00:06:58,790 --> 00:07:00,687 My friend Maureen painted that. 87 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:07,343 What about this? It's beautiful. 88 00:07:07,796 --> 00:07:09,070 Flea market. 89 00:07:09,171 --> 00:07:11,223 I had no idea my home was so fascinating. 90 00:07:15,773 --> 00:07:17,309 Oh, my God, this isn't real. 91 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:20,539 Yeah. 92 00:07:20,892 --> 00:07:23,395 Yeah, every year my, uh... my landlord begs me 93 00:07:23,495 --> 00:07:26,318 to let him rip it out, and put in a proper bathroom, but... 94 00:07:26,418 --> 00:07:29,121 No, I mean, you... you can't, ever. 95 00:07:29,221 --> 00:07:30,406 It's just... 96 00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:32,609 Exactly. 97 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,164 Yeah, I, uh... 98 00:07:35,507 --> 00:07:39,156 I laid eyes on this tub... oof... 16 years ago. 99 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,171 And I just, uh... 100 00:07:42,635 --> 00:07:44,203 I immediately saw my life. 101 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:45,976 What do you mean? 102 00:07:47,632 --> 00:07:51,144 Well, I... I was gonna take gigantic bubble baths, 103 00:07:51,244 --> 00:07:54,227 while reading Barthes, and I would drink in it, 104 00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:56,229 and fuck in it, and hold court in it, 105 00:07:56,329 --> 00:07:59,632 and become a regular at the best neighborhood restaurant. 106 00:07:59,732 --> 00:08:01,914 And I would eventually get a job, uh, 107 00:08:02,718 --> 00:08:04,585 that gave me the whole city. 108 00:08:08,942 --> 00:08:10,924 All 'cause of this bathtub. 109 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,038 I had to live a life worthy of it. 110 00:08:15,188 --> 00:08:18,211 And then this showerhead monstrosity. 111 00:08:18,311 --> 00:08:20,173 Jake put it up for me years ago. 112 00:08:20,273 --> 00:08:22,679 It has never once stopped leaking. 113 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:36,670 Feel free to kick me out. 114 00:08:37,004 --> 00:08:38,146 You are too much. 115 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,515 Let's make lunch. 116 00:08:49,335 --> 00:08:50,645 It was the wrong number. 117 00:08:50,789 --> 00:08:53,773 Um, excuse me for a minute. I think I'll get changed. 118 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,921 Thin slices would be best. 119 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,953 Oh, dear, I gotta give you a better knife. 120 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,719 You won't cut yourself if the knife is sharp. 121 00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:36,085 Hmm. 122 00:09:37,218 --> 00:09:38,984 Your mother never made you help? 123 00:09:39,835 --> 00:09:41,382 That's how it started for me. 124 00:09:42,273 --> 00:09:43,500 French toast. 125 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:49,137 Uh, we ate a lot of food you just added water to. 126 00:09:57,361 --> 00:10:00,224 Would you get the champagne out of the refrigerator? 127 00:10:00,409 --> 00:10:01,625 Sure. 128 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:14,389 Very good, and a couple of glasses. 129 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,756 To taste? 130 00:10:37,781 --> 00:10:40,037 No, um, with sparkling, 131 00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:42,320 you can condition the glasses 132 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,101 so that when you pour 133 00:10:45,164 --> 00:10:46,924 you don't lose any of the carbonation, 134 00:10:47,703 --> 00:10:49,887 which is kind of the whole point, don't you think? 135 00:10:50,687 --> 00:10:51,992 Wow. 136 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:56,648 It's the wine of kings. 137 00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:06,054 Mm. 138 00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,632 You ever had real champagne before? 139 00:11:08,882 --> 00:11:10,289 No. 140 00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:12,234 What's the difference? 141 00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:14,988 Champagne is a place, actually, 142 00:11:15,013 --> 00:11:18,648 in Northern France, with a very specific terroir. 143 00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,078 Terroir. 144 00:11:20,298 --> 00:11:21,937 Good, terroir. 145 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:25,844 Uh, the literal translation is "earth." 146 00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:27,992 Or "the ground." 147 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:30,329 Everything that is born into this world 148 00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:33,092 comes through its very own particular climate, 149 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,882 and soil, and time of year. 150 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:38,492 And the idea with wine is that you can... 151 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,304 You can taste the terroir. 152 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,342 Champagne is a tricky one. 153 00:11:43,442 --> 00:11:47,523 Um, it's been mass-produced and corrupted. 154 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,281 Yet... 155 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,592 Its essence is unmistakable. 156 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,396 Once heard someone describe champagne as 157 00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:59,519 a sword wrapped in whipped cream. 158 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,429 Sounds pretentious, doesn't it? 159 00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:07,281 I know it grates on everybody at the restaurant. 160 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:09,148 No, it... no, it doesn't. 161 00:12:11,117 --> 00:12:12,452 Yeah. 162 00:12:12,552 --> 00:12:13,854 You couldn't even say that. 163 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:16,417 Okay, maybe a little. 164 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,660 But it's only because you're better at everything 165 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,562 than everyone, and if you were gone they wouldn't know what to do. 166 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,781 They managed. 167 00:12:25,785 --> 00:12:27,468 Uh, when I lived in France. 168 00:12:28,569 --> 00:12:30,391 You lived in France? 169 00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:31,752 Mm-hmm. 170 00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:35,289 In Champagne, actually. 171 00:12:36,109 --> 00:12:37,734 That's so weird. 172 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,600 Weird? 173 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,202 I don't know, I just... 174 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,406 I can't even imagine you anywhere but the restaurant. 175 00:12:53,549 --> 00:12:54,679 Mmm. 176 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,343 Mmm! 177 00:12:58,399 --> 00:13:00,070 So what're you doing with the rest of your day? 178 00:13:01,092 --> 00:13:02,570 I have to pack. 179 00:13:03,725 --> 00:13:05,437 You're going to the Cape, right? 180 00:13:06,087 --> 00:13:07,257 Did he mention that? 181 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,789 Yeah. 182 00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:15,257 Uh, I could help you pack. 183 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:18,835 Okay. 184 00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:22,885 - Mm-hmm. - To cheese. 185 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,729 Is the Cape beautiful? 186 00:13:26,829 --> 00:13:29,852 Yes, it is, but we're not going for a vacation. 187 00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:32,437 We're selling our house. We have to clean it out. 188 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,250 Don't you guys live next door to each other? 189 00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:37,656 We did, but, um, 190 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,943 he moved in with us after his mother died. 191 00:13:41,148 --> 00:13:42,492 His mom died? 192 00:13:43,686 --> 00:13:44,859 Yes. 193 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,510 How old was he? 194 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:50,007 He was eight. And he... 195 00:13:50,671 --> 00:13:54,015 moved in with my family and I ended up taking care of him. 196 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,195 So you're like a second mom to him? 197 00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:02,023 Something like that. 198 00:14:03,226 --> 00:14:05,976 Now he's being a brat about going away for one day. 199 00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,679 Well, it makes sense. 200 00:14:09,984 --> 00:14:12,210 Uh, after what happened there. 201 00:14:14,191 --> 00:14:15,820 His mother dying. 202 00:14:18,121 --> 00:14:19,757 Well, it's one day. 203 00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:22,460 I don't think it's too much to ask. 204 00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:28,300 Huh. I have no idea. 205 00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:36,040 Oh, I... oh. 206 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,648 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 207 00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,062 Oh! 208 00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:48,272 Oh, my God. 209 00:14:52,597 --> 00:14:54,148 I mean... 210 00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:01,289 Uh! 211 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:05,085 Aren't you gonna see who sent them? 212 00:15:05,232 --> 00:15:06,437 I know. 213 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,437 They're from a man who thinks he can have 214 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,085 everything he wants. 215 00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:20,718 Well, do you want me to get rid of them? 216 00:15:23,428 --> 00:15:24,578 Mm-hmm. 217 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,898 Gone. 218 00:15:35,281 --> 00:15:36,578 - More? - Yeah. 219 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,140 Here. 220 00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:58,859 Ah! 221 00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:12,078 Ah. 222 00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,280 Ah, phew. 223 00:16:25,929 --> 00:16:27,421 I'll clean this up later. 224 00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,117 Can I get in? 225 00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:00,445 Sure. 226 00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:11,960 Now I'm never gonna leave. 227 00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:17,726 I ran into some people from home today. 228 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:22,968 Two people who think I'm crazy for coming here alone. 229 00:17:23,906 --> 00:17:26,429 Well, it's not the usual choice. 230 00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:28,773 It's not a mistake, is it? 231 00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:30,695 Coming here? 232 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,085 No. 233 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,312 No. 234 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,593 New York is never a mistake. 235 00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:44,085 Jake, however, is. 236 00:17:46,828 --> 00:17:49,799 Some men like to pretend that they are damaged and dangerous 237 00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:53,437 for the effect, but some men actually are. 238 00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:56,656 And they won't just be a cool story for later. 239 00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:03,187 Yeah, it won't matter, will it? 240 00:18:05,945 --> 00:18:07,750 I mean, I guess it never does. 241 00:18:17,989 --> 00:18:19,382 I don't have a mother. 242 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,343 I know. 243 00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,953 I don't think we need to go over this again. 244 00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:01,897 I'll call you back, my love. 245 00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:08,898 Did you have a nice sleep? 246 00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:11,327 Um... 247 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:13,000 Yeah. 248 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,164 I guess so. 249 00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:18,960 What time is it? 250 00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:20,132 6:00. 251 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,601 I guess I was comfortable. 252 00:19:30,284 --> 00:19:32,039 You look beautiful. 253 00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:37,742 Is it for flower man? 254 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,859 Uh, well, thanks for the grilled cheese. 255 00:19:50,697 --> 00:19:52,007 And the champagne. 256 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:54,796 My pleasure. Any time. 257 00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:56,460 Really? 258 00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:57,992 Yes, of course. 259 00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:02,335 Uh, okay, um, 260 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,101 have a good trip. I'll see you when you're back. 261 00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:07,546 Oh, the books. 262 00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:12,796 Thanks. 263 00:20:58,733 --> 00:21:00,054 Ugh. 264 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,679 Thank you, gentlemen. 265 00:21:45,955 --> 00:21:47,796 It's amazing how much we waste here. 266 00:21:51,371 --> 00:21:52,789 Isn't it your day off? 267 00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:56,710 Yep. 268 00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,687 Yes, it is. 269 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,375 Fucking starving! 270 00:22:01,718 --> 00:22:04,937 Oh, look, baby monster lurking in the shadows. 271 00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:07,183 I... I was just with some friends nearby. 272 00:22:07,484 --> 00:22:08,671 Liar. 273 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,843 You guys going to Home Bar? 274 00:22:11,273 --> 00:22:12,412 We're gonna eat. 275 00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:14,726 My choice, my place. Sichuan. 276 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,515 - Wanna come? - What? 277 00:22:16,609 --> 00:22:18,615 - Best fucking food in New York. - Yeah, come. 278 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,812 Good night, guys. 279 00:22:19,851 --> 00:22:22,164 - You're not coming? - Nah, bushed. 280 00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,001 - Oh, yeah, you are. - Have fun. 281 00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:25,362 Uh, later, I... I'll see you... 282 00:22:25,462 --> 00:22:26,763 'Ey, hey, hey, don't hit the trash can, 283 00:22:26,863 --> 00:22:28,205 and don't be a pussy, okay? 284 00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,320 You hungry? 285 00:22:30,507 --> 00:22:32,937 Yeah, I am. I'm starving, actually. 286 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,451 Good night, Howard. 287 00:22:34,476 --> 00:22:35,820 'Night, Howard. 288 00:22:36,258 --> 00:22:38,695 - How was work? - Good night, Howard. 289 00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:40,017 Good night. 290 00:22:52,556 --> 00:22:55,099 How do you guys do this? I cannot feel my face. 291 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,476 - That's so fucking hot. - So hot, so spicy. 292 00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,879 My face is gonna fall the fuck off. 293 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,801 I don't know how to use these. 294 00:23:02,901 --> 00:23:04,382 Someone teach her how to use chopsticks please. 295 00:23:04,462 --> 00:23:07,285 - Ugh. - Oh, my God. 296 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,148 That is so dramatic. 297 00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:10,809 - It's tripe, try it. - Tripe? 298 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:13,414 Yeah, try it. So damn good. 299 00:23:14,152 --> 00:23:16,254 - I need more rice. - Spicy food boosts metabolism. 300 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,562 - Ooh, 'scuse me. - You're welcome. 301 00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:20,774 Baby. 302 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,621 Chinese food, man... you think I make this shit at home? 303 00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:24,223 Just because I'm Asian? Fuck that. 304 00:23:25,764 --> 00:23:27,375 - Look who showed up. - Oh, no. 305 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,304 - Didn't know you were coming. - You're welcome. 306 00:23:30,169 --> 00:23:31,950 So, what up? Let's order more. 307 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,592 Fuck, what're we waiting for? 308 00:23:33,692 --> 00:23:35,500 Comes in late, eats all the food, 309 00:23:35,525 --> 00:23:37,539 doesn't leave a fucking dime. 310 00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:40,007 Fuck you, pass the eggplant. 311 00:23:40,476 --> 00:23:43,000 All right, so... last meal. 312 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:44,563 What would it be? 313 00:23:44,588 --> 00:23:47,567 Ooh, salmon pastrami from Russ and Daughters, 314 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,849 and, like, three bagels at least. 315 00:23:49,949 --> 00:23:51,882 Shackburger and a fucking milkshake, I don't know. 316 00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:54,328 One thousand hot dogs. 317 00:23:54,353 --> 00:23:58,359 My Nonna's bolognese. It takes 8 hours to make. Amazing! 318 00:23:58,384 --> 00:24:02,061 Omakase. 34 courses. Yesuda does it himself. 319 00:24:02,429 --> 00:24:04,335 - Oysters. - And? 320 00:24:05,312 --> 00:24:06,320 Toast. 321 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,348 Toast is the fucking best. 322 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,609 Thank you. 323 00:24:09,634 --> 00:24:12,387 - Good job, baby monster. - That's my shit. 324 00:24:12,412 --> 00:24:15,635 I can't eat any more. This is kind of disgusting. 325 00:24:15,735 --> 00:24:18,038 Why is there's all these spoons here? 326 00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:19,601 Can I bum one of those? 327 00:24:21,621 --> 00:24:23,363 - Good job, baby monster. - That's it, girl. 328 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,046 Thank you. 329 00:24:33,796 --> 00:24:36,016 Oh, no, we've never seen him this animated. 330 00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:37,914 It's horrifying. 331 00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:40,941 Is this what happens when we feed you, like... 332 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,064 - Eggplant. - Tripe! Tripe. 333 00:24:43,164 --> 00:24:44,945 Eat your fucking tripe. 334 00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:47,348 I had another sex dream about Howard last night. 335 00:24:47,448 --> 00:24:48,789 Dreams are boring. 336 00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:50,711 You know you'll never fuck Howard, yes? 337 00:24:50,811 --> 00:24:53,646 Oh, why not? His wife died like three years ago. 338 00:24:53,671 --> 00:24:55,804 - It's time to move on. - Jesus. 339 00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:58,859 Oh, wait, wait, wait, I got one of those too right here. 340 00:24:58,884 --> 00:25:00,105 Oh, my God, it's b... 341 00:25:00,273 --> 00:25:01,563 Juicy, right? 342 00:25:01,663 --> 00:25:03,320 They're fucking like pepperonis. 343 00:25:03,476 --> 00:25:06,427 - This is so real. - This is not an appropriate dinnertime topic. 344 00:25:06,508 --> 00:25:08,450 Hey, let's... let's order something good. 345 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,211 - What the fuck... - Bok choy, bok choy. 346 00:25:10,311 --> 00:25:11,468 Yeah. 347 00:25:11,698 --> 00:25:13,450 Are you fucking kidding me? 348 00:25:13,475 --> 00:25:14,882 No, no, baby. 349 00:25:16,686 --> 00:25:18,070 Cheers. 350 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,982 - To Howard's dick. - To Howard's dick. 351 00:25:20,007 --> 00:25:21,789 To Howard's dick. 352 00:25:26,697 --> 00:25:27,960 Take one. 353 00:25:31,512 --> 00:25:33,187 So what did you do today on your day off? 354 00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:35,757 I, uh, 355 00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:37,546 went for a walk. 356 00:25:37,717 --> 00:25:39,242 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 357 00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:42,570 I went to the Met. 358 00:25:43,546 --> 00:25:44,742 Mm-hmm? 359 00:25:47,826 --> 00:25:50,049 Jesus Christ, you guys tell each other everything? 360 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:51,656 - Yes. - Right. 361 00:25:52,315 --> 00:25:53,718 So you two have a nice time? 362 00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:56,625 Yeah, we did. 363 00:25:57,546 --> 00:25:59,302 Saw what a shitty plumber you are. 364 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,929 You going home tomorrow? 365 00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:08,281 I don't know. 366 00:26:08,632 --> 00:26:10,789 I don't fucking want to, but... 367 00:26:11,935 --> 00:26:13,265 she doesn't give up. 368 00:26:14,429 --> 00:26:15,742 Wanna know what I think? 369 00:26:16,099 --> 00:26:17,335 Desperately. 370 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:21,757 I think that... 371 00:26:25,576 --> 00:26:28,867 Home is the past. 372 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,523 Who wants to visit the past? 373 00:26:34,558 --> 00:26:35,875 You're right. 374 00:26:37,801 --> 00:26:39,125 I am? 375 00:26:40,084 --> 00:26:41,195 Yeah. 376 00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:17,210 Tomorrow night. 377 00:27:19,007 --> 00:27:20,054 Yeah? 378 00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:21,320 Ari has a show. 379 00:27:22,981 --> 00:27:24,281 Let's blow it off. 380 00:27:24,997 --> 00:27:26,257 Get some food. 381 00:27:34,902 --> 00:27:36,664 Oh, my God. So full. 382 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,484 - I'm gonna throw up. - Hello. 383 00:27:38,509 --> 00:27:40,211 - Hey. - Where'd Jake go? 384 00:27:40,718 --> 00:27:41,732 I don't know. 385 00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:43,529 I'm never eating another meal in my life. 386 00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:46,482 Baby monster, you owe me $15 for bill. 387 00:27:46,507 --> 00:27:47,521 Thank you. 388 00:27:47,546 --> 00:27:50,056 Of course, fucking Jake left without leaving us any money. 389 00:27:50,156 --> 00:27:51,257 Too late. 390 00:27:51,357 --> 00:27:53,179 Buy me a hundred drink instead. 391 00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:55,750 - Guys, let's go. - Fuck you, Baby Chef. 392 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,777 We're not in the kitchen anymore. 393 00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:01,234 Home Bar. 394 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,101 Are you gonna come? 395 00:28:03,741 --> 00:28:04,976 Yeah. 396 00:28:07,613 --> 00:28:08,867 Keep up. 397 00:28:15,992 --> 00:28:20,992 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 25988

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