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(SIGHS)
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For Chrissake.
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I don't have time for this, all right?
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Just run the damn thing
so these fuckin' idiots
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can remember what happened last season.
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Jesus.
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The building is a real fixer-upper,
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but it's got good bones.
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I'm considering a purchase.
Apartment building.
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(LIP) It's no crazier than
you buying the Laundromat,
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you know, and you pulled that off.
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Yeah, it's my second meeting.
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You really want to stop drinking?
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- I mean, do you really want to?
- Yes.
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(BRAD) You like bikes?
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I don't really know much about 'em.
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Help me, uh, put this
wheel on this bike.
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- (IAN) I love you.
- Then get in the fucking car.
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It's not... This isn't me anymore.
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I've been texting you the
past couple of days.
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Where have you been?
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I was with Mickey. I'm sorry.
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- You gonna come home?
- Why should I?
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When I could tell DCFS
that we have a home
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and source of income?
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- "We"?
- Neil's great with kids.
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He'll take care of me,
and he'll make sure
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my baby won't ever get
taken away from me.
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(FRANK) The public school system
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is being gutted by you sending your kid
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to this expensive private school.
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What would you say if I offered Liam
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a place here at Hopkins Academy?
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Oh.
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I want to go to military school.
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I need some direction.
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One thing I do know is,
I can take a punch
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and hit harder back.
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Hopefully I can put that to some use.
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So you want to be a welder?
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I can apprentice with someone
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while I'm still in school,
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get certified in under two years,
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and make up to 20 bucks
an hour to start.
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(SVETLANA) I am new owner of Alibi.
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She told us we were
signing adoption forms,
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but really it was papers making her
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the owner of the Alibi.
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You are big lovable papa,
but you are stupid manager.
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I let Svetlana take my...
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Don't you even think of saying her name.
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I let that backstabbing
cunt take my balls.
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I'm gonna support this family,
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and I'm gonna get my balls back.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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(FRANK) Come on. Come on,
open your eyes. Come on!
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I know you didn't think much of her,
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but she loved you.
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(FRANK) Holy shit.
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(FIONA) Frank found seven pounds of meth
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that Monica had, and now
he wants to sell it.
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Give me liberty, or give me meth!
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(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
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Fuck you, Mom.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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(BLUESY ROCK MUSIC)
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No.
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(JASON) "No" what?
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- Fuck am I doing?
- (JASON) Wait.
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Your profile made it seem
like you'd be down for this.
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I'm sorry, I just... (SCOFFS)
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I just... I really... (SCOFFS)
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I can't do this anymore.
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(JASON) Uh... we got
kind of far along here.
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You think you could put your
mouth on it or something?
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♪ Long time, long time ♪
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♪ Sugarcane, dance with the devil... ♪
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Here.
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Knock yourself out.
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♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪
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♪ Sugarcane, burn that fire ♪
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♪ Sugarcane, sweet inside you ♪
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♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪
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♪ Oh, Lord ♪
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♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪
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♪ Oh, Lord ♪
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(BUGLE PLAYING REVEILLE)
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(IAN) Jesus.
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What the hell time is it?
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Oh five thirty.
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(SIGHS)
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Uh, you gotta use that alarm?
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Staying on military time.
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Can't get soft over the summer.
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(BLUESY ROCK MUSIC)
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♪ Sugarcane, dance with the devil ♪
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♪ Sugarcane, blood like a rebel ♪
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♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪
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♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪
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♪ Sugarcane, burn that fire ♪
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♪ Sugarcane, sweet inside you... ♪
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- (FIONA) Hey.
- Hey.
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♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪
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Early bird catches the worm?
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Carl.
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Oh, God, that bugle alarm again?
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Yep.
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You just getting home, alley cat?
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Yeah, but I'm turning over a new leaf.
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Yeah, what leaf is that?
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No more sex with anonymous men
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chosen for their abdominal fitness.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Closing my Tinder account.
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I'm done with meaningless
sexual gratification.
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I want... connection,
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conversation, shared interests.
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That's good for you.
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Where you going?
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I woke up feeling like a drink,
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so I decided I'd run to work instead.
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Gotta be at least five miles.
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It's actually closer to
seven. Hope you're hungry.
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Sergeant York is in there
cooking breakfast again.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CARL) Discipline. Commitment.
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In bed. Lights out at 2100.
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Up at 0530.
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In the field at 0630. The warrior way.
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(FIONA) Is that grits?
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And eggs, flapjacks,
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sausage and biscuits,
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and breakfast meats.
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(FIONA) Whoa.
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Gotta stay strong to man the gates.
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Preserve America for all
those fat-ass coastal elites
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taking our liberties for granted.
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What gates?
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The gates that protect us
from tyranny and oppression.
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How are you gonna eat all that?
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I gotta stay combat ready for the fall.
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I'm a cadet corporal now.
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Corporals deal with hell week.
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Oh, I can't wait to torture
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those little seventh grade fuckers.
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Espresso?
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You buy that with some of
your Monica meth money?
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- Yeah.
- Then no.
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- You sell my meth yet?
- Moved Debbie's yesterday.
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Next, Lip's. Then yours.
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- Jesus.
- (CARL) Hey, I can't move it
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all at once... could
attract cartel attention.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What happened to ramrod-ready
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American patriot Corporal Carl?
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The most American thing is the pursuit
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of free enterprise, Fiona.
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- Where's my meth?
- You don't get any.
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And your brothers shouldn't
have taken any either.
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(CARL) Okay, well, I guess
you won't want to be
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luxuriating in my AquaRest Bubble Master
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later today, then.
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Your what?
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Carl bought a hot tub
with his Monica money.
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Sixteen jets and a waterfall.
Gets delivered this morning.
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Do I have to go to all those
birthday parties tomorrow?
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- How many'd you get invited to?
- Four.
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Oh, they gonna have goodie bags
like the parties last weekend?
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Those Avengers DVD
sets were pretty cool.
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- Mm, and the GameStop gift cards.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, hey, go get dressed, Liam, okay?
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It's almost time for school.
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(BUGLE CALL PLAYING)
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Gotta raise the colors.
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We have colors?
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- He put up a flagpole.
- What?
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(GONG RESOUNDS)
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(MEN CHANTING)
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(GONG RESOUNDS)
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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Just one left, my love.
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One rock.
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And then I must...
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return to life.
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Here's looking at you, kid.
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(INHALING)
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(GRUNGY ROCK MUSIC)
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Morning, Berta. How was your night?
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Shitty.
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Drunk asshole showed up around three.
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His credit card was declined.
He didn't have any cash.
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Jesus, you let him out?
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No, I told him to walk his drunk ass
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to an ATM and get some cash.
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And then he went all mental on me
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and rammed the gate,
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tried to beat me with the broken arm.
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- What'd you do?
- Pepper-sprayed him.
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Called the damn cops.
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(SIGHS)
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Hope you have a better day, Berta.
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- Oh, you bet I will.
- (SIGHS)
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Don't get stuck in this job, kid.
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It'll suck your soul dry.
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(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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- You like going to school here?
- It's okay.
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- I'm not in class much.
- Really? How come?
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I'm on the playground a lot.
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Why?
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Mm, don't know.
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Good morning, Liam.
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Bye.
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Love you.
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We strongly discourage parents
from allowing children to ride
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in the front seat.
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It's not safe.
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Middle of the back, okay?
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Oh, sure, I...
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(FEEDBACK WHINES)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hey, I need a new filter for the 48.
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Thanks.
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So wait, is that your Sportster 883
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parked out front?
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Th-that's a SuperLow, right?
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I wouldn't.
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Wouldn't what?
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Eddie.
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She took on a bouncer at the Three Aces.
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- That big Samoan fucker?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Ended up in the hospital a couple weeks.
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No shit, that Samoan could
do some serious damage.
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No, knucklehead, Eddie
fucked up the bouncer.
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You run to work again?
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Rough night?
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It was average.
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Got you something.
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Here.
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Oh, fidget spinner?
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Use it when you feel like a drink.
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Uh, takes your mind off it.
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I always feel like a drink.
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It's gonna get a lot of use, then.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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- Enjoy.
- Thanks.
264
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:26,081
- So no more Tinder?
- Nope, V, I'm done with it.
265
00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:28,997
No more pointless sex
bent over a dirty sink
266
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,795
in a club bathroom
267
00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:33,589
or scraping my ass on a
rusty alley dumpster
268
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with my underwear pushed
down around my ankles.
269
00:12:35,894 --> 00:12:38,523
- (CHUCKLES)
- Eat your quinoa.
270
00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:42,097
A few weeks ago, I had this joker.
271
00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:45,097
He comes, and then he bursts out crying.
272
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,516
Turns out his wife had just dumped him.
273
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,393
I was stuck there for, like, an hour
274
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,689
consoling him, when all I really wanted
275
00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,396
was to go home to my own bed.
276
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,022
You could have just left.
277
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,444
What kind of person would I be
278
00:12:55,445 --> 00:12:57,234
if I just left him there like that?
279
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,989
The kind of person who uses Tinder
280
00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:02,515
to intentionally avoid intimacy
on an almost daily basis.
281
00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,455
It's not daily.
282
00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:09,124
I just... I-I can't be that person
283
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,460
who wakes up in the wet
spot of some guy whose name
284
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,629
I can't even remember's bed again.
285
00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,460
I would kill for a wet spot.
286
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,757
With Kev on nights and me on days,
287
00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:18,175
we barely see each other,
288
00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,554
much less make a mess in the sheets.
289
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:24,473
What if I run over Svetlana
with Kevin's truck?
290
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,475
It'd be vehicular manslaughter, right?
291
00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:28,515
- (SIGHS)
- I'd get, what, eight years?
292
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,225
Probably do four. I could do four years.
293
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,518
It's enough already
294
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,524
with the "killing Svetlana" fantasies.
295
00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:35,276
Tragic bathroom slip and fall?
296
00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,403
I hide in the shower,
297
00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:39,738
hit her on the top of the
head with the toilet lid.
298
00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:40,990
Make it look like an accident.
299
00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:42,616
Hi! Welcome to Patsy's.
300
00:13:42,617 --> 00:13:44,119
(SIGHS)
301
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,808
Veronica still figuring out
ways to go postal on Svetlana?
302
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,535
Oh, yeah. I don't know.
303
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,958
Maybe you and I just
ambush the Russki bitch.
304
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,582
A couple quick hammer hits to the head.
305
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,170
- I'm in.
- (AMBULANCE SIREN WHOOPS)
306
00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:56,797
(IAN) Hey, you want to
swing by the youth center
307
00:13:56,798 --> 00:13:58,090
on the way back to the station,
308
00:13:58,091 --> 00:14:00,259
see if anybody needs anything?
309
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,594
"Anybody"?
310
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,425
He doesn't want you.
311
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,428
He's made that pretty damn clear.
312
00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:07,563
You ran off with an ex-boyfriend.
313
00:14:07,564 --> 00:14:09,602
You disappear for days.
You're banging like bunnies.
314
00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:10,811
I wouldn't want you back either.
315
00:14:10,812 --> 00:14:12,100
You're an asshole.
316
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,939
It's not about seeing Trevor.
317
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,146
The shelter kids don't have
access to health care.
318
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,439
All right, Mother Teresa.
319
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,862
We can go hang at the shelter
until we get a call.
320
00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:22,072
But don't kid yourself about Trevor.
321
00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:23,782
You fucked that pooch, and good.
322
00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:25,909
(SWANKY ROCK MUSIC)
323
00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:32,658
(LAUGHS)
324
00:14:32,659 --> 00:14:34,752
♪ One is for the light ♪
325
00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:36,629
♪ And two is for the water ♪
326
00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,438
♪ Three is for the lamb ♪
327
00:14:38,439 --> 00:14:40,549
♪ To make room for the fodder ♪
328
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,718
♪ Four is for the sun and moon ♪
329
00:14:42,719 --> 00:14:44,720
♪ And five is for the creatures ♪
330
00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:46,764
♪ 'Cause six is for the people ♪
331
00:14:46,765 --> 00:14:48,724
♪ To enjoy all our features ♪
332
00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:50,133
♪ Come on ♪
333
00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:54,647
♪ Oh, come on, oh, come on ♪
334
00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,982
♪ Oh, come on ♪
335
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,068
♪ I don't know what I'll do ♪
336
00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:01,358
♪ Or the kingdom that come ♪
337
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,238
♪ But the message is clear ♪
338
00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:05,741
♪ It's a letter from God ♪
339
00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:09,828
♪ Heaven says seven was
a gift from above ♪
340
00:15:09,829 --> 00:15:12,039
♪ Show me your love ♪
341
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,710
♪ Girl, I want to see
what you're made of ♪
342
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:30,140
So you the new slumlord?
343
00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:32,142
Uh, new owner, yeah.
344
00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:34,311
Nessa Chabon. 2C.
345
00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:36,146
Hi. Fiona Gallagher.
346
00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:37,611
If you're here to meet the gas company,
347
00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:38,857
he's been and gone.
348
00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:40,943
- Oh, shit.
- Nah. I let him in.
349
00:15:40,944 --> 00:15:42,861
He checked the meter and split.
350
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:45,299
Oh. Thanks.
351
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,395
You're welcome.
352
00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:48,447
I do a lot of things
around the building.
353
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,119
Lightbulbs, clogged toilets,
354
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,829
leaky faucets, stuff like that.
355
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,828
The previous owner didn't do shit.
356
00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:56,538
Are you a... handyman?
357
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,206
Handy, but not a man.
358
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,670
Nah, I'm an accountant.
359
00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:01,084
United Airlines.
360
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,715
What about you? Where are you from?
361
00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:04,880
Humboldt Park? Bucktown?
362
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,133
Making a small real estate
play to jazz up your 401k?
363
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,245
(SCOFFS) Hardly.
364
00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:10,527
I'm South Side, through and through.
365
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:11,682
- You?
- Immigrant
366
00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,828
from distant shores... Oak Brook.
367
00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:15,599
That's nice.
368
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,980
What brings you down here
to live among the great unwashed?
369
00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:21,315
I'm a pilgrim escaping
gender persecution.
370
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,318
Local country club ladies
weren't too pleased
371
00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:25,301
with my choice of dance partners.
372
00:16:25,822 --> 00:16:28,136
So have you met any of
the other tenants yet?
373
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,321
No.
374
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,784
Well, the old lady with cancer
375
00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:33,120
and cats has been living in 1C
376
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,036
since the South seceded from the Union.
377
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,736
Vet with PTSD in 2D always
has really good weed.
378
00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:41,737
And the junkie couple in 1D fight a lot
379
00:16:41,738 --> 00:16:44,131
and occasionally set shit on fire.
380
00:16:44,132 --> 00:16:45,841
And the woman with the couple dozen kids
381
00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:48,298
from a couple dozen
different dads in 1A.
382
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,012
The kids are a terror.
383
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:52,264
Think it's too late to ask the
bank for my deposit back?
384
00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:54,141
(LAUGHS)
385
00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:56,477
So are you gonna move in here yourself
386
00:16:56,478 --> 00:16:58,563
or rent this one out?
387
00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:01,604
Gonna rent it.
388
00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,109
How much?
389
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,903
Not sure. Area's up and comin'.
390
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,113
Urban homesteaders and all that.
391
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:12,114
Yeah. Lincoln Square lumberjacks
are definitely migrating south.
392
00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:17,645
I'm not... I'm not gay.
393
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,209
Oh, cool, I'm not looking.
394
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:21,899
And you're not my type anyway.
395
00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,793
- What's your type?
- Blonde and bitchy.
396
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,711
I'm a masochist... Not physical pain,
397
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,842
but emotional turmoil is my thing.
398
00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:30,803
- (CHUCKLES)
- (MEL) Jesus, Nessa.
399
00:17:30,804 --> 00:17:33,134
What the hell is taking so long?
400
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,766
We were supposed to be there,
like, ten minutes ago.
401
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:38,310
Mel, our new landlady, Fiona.
402
00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:40,062
Fiona's an endangered species.
403
00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:42,887
- Genuine South Side.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
404
00:17:43,566 --> 00:17:45,527
Come on. We're late.
405
00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:50,239
(MEL) Nessa, now!
406
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,617
Blonde and bitchy, what can I say?
407
00:17:53,618 --> 00:17:56,703
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
408
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,168
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
409
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,088
Borrow Liam? Only be a minute.
410
00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:17,683
All right, go play.
411
00:18:17,684 --> 00:18:19,140
Right up front.
412
00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:23,602
- They're kindergartners.
- Go.
413
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,899
(SEERY) Racial, economic,
and cultural diversity
414
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,819
is one of the hallmarks of a
Hopkins Academy education.
415
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:31,196
If you choose to entrust
us with your child,
416
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,824
they will be in a school
community committed
417
00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:36,326
to nurturing loving, responsible,
418
00:18:36,327 --> 00:18:37,786
and healthy children
419
00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:40,581
in a diverse academic environment.
420
00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:42,163
Good morning, Liam.
421
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,043
Three for you.
422
00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:49,487
Hey, Susie.
423
00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,594
All right, how many you want, Jamie?
424
00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:54,675
Ten.
425
00:18:55,763 --> 00:18:57,806
Well, you can have as many as you want,
426
00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:00,184
as long as you aren't
back working that corner.
427
00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:01,977
- Nah, I got a new boyfriend.
- (IAN) Oh.
428
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,230
Hey.
429
00:19:05,099 --> 00:19:06,933
Maybe I should take 20.
430
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,605
Hey, don't get greedy, all right?
431
00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:11,321
Hey.
432
00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:14,072
Hey!
433
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,658
The city giving you free
condoms to distribute now?
434
00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:18,327
No, he buys them himself.
435
00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:19,536
He's gonna go broke trying to sheathe
436
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,914
South Side Chicago's teenage libido
437
00:19:21,915 --> 00:19:23,832
in lubricated latex.
438
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,334
No, I shoplift them mostly.
439
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,754
- (LAUGHTER)
- No, he doesn't.
440
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,268
Hey, I'm heading to happy
hour at Jeffrey's after work.
441
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:33,425
You busy?
442
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:35,726
I have a date.
443
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,597
Bring him.
444
00:19:38,598 --> 00:19:42,184
I can't. It's drinks and a movie.
445
00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,499
Oh.
446
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,793
Cool, uh, what are you gonna see?
447
00:19:46,877 --> 00:19:48,170
Don't know yet.
448
00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:51,716
Lots of good movies out now.
449
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,238
(MAN) Seventy-six. Auto versus auto.
450
00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:56,240
Possible injuries.
Eighty-sixth and Cermak.
451
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:58,029
All right. Let's go, cowboy. That's us.
452
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,531
Gotta go.
453
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,080
(ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC)
454
00:20:03,081 --> 00:20:05,874
"Lots of good movies out there now"?
455
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,210
- That was goddamn lame.
- Shut it.
456
00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:14,508
You were tapping that and you let it go?
457
00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:16,343
It got complicated.
458
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:20,013
Why? Because he fucked an old boyfriend?
459
00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:21,429
Grow up, dude.
460
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,739
Hello, sir. May I have your ticket?
461
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:40,054
Uh, I lost it, but I've only
been here a couple minutes.
462
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,744
Lost ticket pays full price, sir.
463
00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,022
$24, please.
464
00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:46,036
I'm not giving you $24.
465
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,751
We take Visa, Mastercard,
and American Express.
466
00:20:49,752 --> 00:20:51,795
I came in ten minutes ago,
right there beside you.
467
00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:54,715
- You didn't see me?
- No, sir.
468
00:20:54,716 --> 00:20:57,426
My job requires that I focus
on the exiting vehicles.
469
00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,803
Have you tried retracing your steps,
470
00:20:59,804 --> 00:21:01,676
see if you can find where you
may have lost your ticket?
471
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,311
I'm not retracing anything, bitch.
472
00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:04,637
Take the goddamn money.
473
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,184
Please watch your language, sir.
474
00:21:06,185 --> 00:21:07,240
My language?
475
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:08,687
You want me to get out of this truck
476
00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:10,102
and fuck you up?
477
00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:13,108
No, sir. I don't.
478
00:21:13,109 --> 00:21:15,068
Because if you were to
get out of your truck,
479
00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:16,862
I would have to Tase you
480
00:21:16,863 --> 00:21:18,280
and then superglue your
mouth and eyelids shut
481
00:21:18,281 --> 00:21:19,736
until the police arrive.
482
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,826
(TASER CRACKLING)
483
00:21:22,785 --> 00:21:24,321
Now, will that be cash or credit, sir?
484
00:21:24,322 --> 00:21:25,746
(PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
485
00:21:25,747 --> 00:21:30,292
(READING INDISTINCTLY)
486
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,169
(ROBIN) Liam.
487
00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:33,337
Go ahead.
488
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,134
(SEERY) Diversity is
central to our mission
489
00:21:39,135 --> 00:21:41,470
of pursuing academic excellence
490
00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:42,971
alongside a commitment to nurturing
491
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:45,974
loving, responsible,
and healthy children
492
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:49,102
in a diverse academic environment.
493
00:21:49,103 --> 00:21:50,896
Good morning, Liam.
494
00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:52,939
(SIGHS)
495
00:22:00,531 --> 00:22:02,324
♪ Whoo! ♪
496
00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:07,788
♪ Whoo! ♪
497
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,292
♪ Whoo! ♪
498
00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:15,045
(DISTORTED VOCALS)
499
00:22:16,839 --> 00:22:18,757
♪ Whoo! ♪
500
00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:21,597
Namaste, namaste, namaste!
501
00:22:21,598 --> 00:22:23,007
Where the hell have you been?
502
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,931
In mourning and meditation after
the death of your mother.
503
00:22:25,932 --> 00:22:28,514
Acceptance, resurrection,
504
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,352
enlightenment.
505
00:22:30,353 --> 00:22:32,020
And...
506
00:22:33,014 --> 00:22:36,650
we have to deny the existence
of a permanent entity
507
00:22:36,651 --> 00:22:38,853
that remains constant
behind the changing
508
00:22:38,854 --> 00:22:41,905
corporal or incorporal
components of a living being.
509
00:22:41,906 --> 00:22:44,699
All things are in a
constant state of flux.
510
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,118
All is changing,
511
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,826
and no permanent state exists by itself.
512
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,872
Your mother... Holy
Buddha rest her soul...
513
00:22:50,873 --> 00:22:53,291
Stole my chakra when I was 20 years old,
514
00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:55,127
and she kept it until her death,
515
00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:56,920
and now she's gone.
516
00:22:56,921 --> 00:22:58,444
And I'm free.
517
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:03,304
Can I use the shower?
518
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:06,346
Or-or... but... Unless you were planning
519
00:23:06,347 --> 00:23:07,806
to take a shower soon.
520
00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,651
No. Uh, I'm good.
521
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,145
Want me to sell any of that meth?
522
00:23:13,146 --> 00:23:15,856
Soon as I sell lan's, I could
find a buyer for yours.
523
00:23:15,857 --> 00:23:18,108
No need. I smoked it.
524
00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:19,568
An entire pound?
525
00:23:19,569 --> 00:23:20,610
What? (LAUGHS)
526
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,909
No, like, half.
527
00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:26,408
I gave the rest away to the needy.
528
00:23:26,409 --> 00:23:28,201
Damn.
529
00:23:28,202 --> 00:23:30,079
(GROANS)
530
00:23:31,747 --> 00:23:33,815
Nasty side effects, though.
531
00:23:35,251 --> 00:23:36,585
(HORN HONKS)
532
00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:38,045
My Bubble Master.
533
00:23:43,926 --> 00:23:45,547
It's beautiful.
534
00:23:45,548 --> 00:23:47,679
You used your mother's
inheritance to buy that?
535
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,889
Yeah.
536
00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,057
She'd love it, son.
537
00:23:53,857 --> 00:23:55,770
Eight blocks north, up by the park.
538
00:23:55,771 --> 00:23:57,606
One-bedrooms are going for a thousand.
539
00:23:57,607 --> 00:23:59,149
Eight blocks north up by the park
540
00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:00,066
has an El stop, a Starbucks,
541
00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:01,986
and they're building a Whole Foods.
542
00:24:03,362 --> 00:24:04,779
Hey, Sierra.
543
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:05,947
Can you take the girls out back
544
00:24:05,948 --> 00:24:07,240
and get some chili cheese nachos,
545
00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:08,783
extra cheese,
546
00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:10,118
and some Mountain Dew, but no refills?
547
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,703
So I just walked by the Alibi...
548
00:24:11,704 --> 00:24:12,794
Mm-hmm.
549
00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:14,547
And it's not called the Alibi anymore.
550
00:24:14,548 --> 00:24:17,167
- What?
- Putin's Paradise.
551
00:24:17,168 --> 00:24:19,351
Bunch of Russian flags out front,
552
00:24:19,352 --> 00:24:21,046
and it was crowded... I peeked.
553
00:24:21,047 --> 00:24:22,589
That bitch is gettin' rich
554
00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:24,291
and we can barely put food on the table?
555
00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:25,759
We have to go back to the lawyer.
556
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,104
Oh, V, the lawyer said
557
00:24:27,105 --> 00:24:28,364
there's nothing they can do for us.
558
00:24:28,365 --> 00:24:29,763
Then we have to find new lawyers.
559
00:24:29,764 --> 00:24:31,056
Svetlana's Russian.
560
00:24:31,057 --> 00:24:32,807
Russians always win.
561
00:24:32,808 --> 00:24:34,976
That's not true. Miracle on Ice?
562
00:24:34,977 --> 00:24:36,520
Well, they usually win,
563
00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:38,688
what with the winners in the KGB
564
00:24:38,689 --> 00:24:41,024
and them pumping their athletes
full of so much steroids
565
00:24:41,025 --> 00:24:44,508
that their women grow beards
and their testicles drop.
566
00:24:46,567 --> 00:24:48,443
You think I could ask for 900?
567
00:24:48,444 --> 00:24:50,191
- No.
- For what?
568
00:24:50,192 --> 00:24:51,409
One-bedroom apartment.
569
00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:53,199
From that dump you just bought?
570
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,497
- No. Five hundred, tops.
- Five hundred?
571
00:24:55,498 --> 00:24:57,082
Jesus.
572
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,543
- All right, I gotta go to work.
- No BJs, Kev.
573
00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:03,129
Feeling up only, and
nothing below the waist.
574
00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:04,339
V, we could really use the money.
575
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,495
No.
576
00:25:06,802 --> 00:25:09,010
Five hundred? Really?
577
00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:10,679
Kev doesn't know what
he's talking about.
578
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,176
Kevin never knows what
he's talking about.
579
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,721
You can do it for at least 6.
580
00:25:14,684 --> 00:25:15,892
Six...
581
00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:19,688
(ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC)
582
00:25:28,976 --> 00:25:29,976
Borrow Liam.
583
00:25:36,706 --> 00:25:39,374
- Hey, guys.
- (LIP) Hi.
584
00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,918
Usual? Coffee and a slice
of every pie we've got?
585
00:25:41,919 --> 00:25:43,211
(BRAD) And a couple rice puddings.
586
00:25:43,212 --> 00:25:45,297
What kind of Jell-O you got today?
587
00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:46,455
Strawberry and lime.
588
00:25:46,456 --> 00:25:47,687
Two of each. Extra whipped cream.
589
00:25:47,688 --> 00:25:48,718
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
590
00:25:58,311 --> 00:25:59,683
(BRAD) No.
591
00:26:00,813 --> 00:26:02,105
"No" what?
592
00:26:02,106 --> 00:26:03,356
You just got sober.
593
00:26:03,357 --> 00:26:04,733
Yeah, well, we're friends.
594
00:26:04,734 --> 00:26:06,049
I call bullshit.
595
00:26:07,091 --> 00:26:08,737
No new relationships.
596
00:26:08,738 --> 00:26:10,864
Yeah, it's not new.
597
00:26:10,865 --> 00:26:13,742
She broke up with you
because of your drinking.
598
00:26:13,743 --> 00:26:15,785
If you really think she's the one,
599
00:26:15,786 --> 00:26:17,944
just tell her you need six
months to work the steps.
600
00:26:18,597 --> 00:26:20,081
All right, six months, huh?
601
00:26:20,082 --> 00:26:21,791
Tell her that if you
don't work the steps,
602
00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:23,335
you're gonna fuck it up and drink
603
00:26:23,336 --> 00:26:25,338
next time you guys are in a fight.
604
00:26:35,598 --> 00:26:37,063
I'm gonna ask for 850.
605
00:26:37,064 --> 00:26:38,516
I can always go lower later.
606
00:26:38,517 --> 00:26:40,143
- (ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH)
- Oh, shit.
607
00:26:40,144 --> 00:26:41,102
(ROCK MUSIC)
608
00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:42,520
ICE!
609
00:26:42,521 --> 00:26:43,813
ICE! This is not a drill!
610
00:26:43,814 --> 00:26:46,066
ICE! ICE! ICE!
611
00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:47,525
Hi! Can I help you?
612
00:26:47,526 --> 00:26:49,903
U.S. Custom and Immigration Services.
613
00:26:49,904 --> 00:26:51,613
- Everyone freeze.
- (MAN) Hey! Hey!
614
00:26:55,284 --> 00:26:57,369
♪ Lay me down in the ground ♪
615
00:26:57,370 --> 00:26:59,954
♪ My time is running out ♪
616
00:26:59,955 --> 00:27:01,748
♪ And if I ever see you... ♪
617
00:27:01,749 --> 00:27:03,458
All right. V, you're on the register.
618
00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:06,294
Lip, Sierra, looks like we're cooking.
619
00:27:06,295 --> 00:27:08,380
♪ Flesh, blood, skin, and bone ♪
620
00:27:08,381 --> 00:27:12,176
♪ Drag me down to a river that's cold ♪
621
00:27:13,177 --> 00:27:16,179
- I'd like to apologize, son.
- For what?
622
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:19,334
For whatever I've done to
you that I can't remember.
623
00:27:19,335 --> 00:27:21,184
What do you remember?
624
00:27:21,185 --> 00:27:23,862
Um, honestly, not much.
625
00:27:23,863 --> 00:27:26,564
I'm making amends to all
the people I've harmed
626
00:27:26,565 --> 00:27:27,982
the three decades your mother had me
627
00:27:27,983 --> 00:27:30,402
under her intoxicating spell.
628
00:27:30,403 --> 00:27:32,077
So is there anything
that you can think of
629
00:27:32,078 --> 00:27:34,239
that I should apologize to you for?
630
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,824
Kind of a long list.
631
00:27:35,825 --> 00:27:37,867
Well, let me just apologize...
632
00:27:37,868 --> 00:27:40,287
for all of it, huh?
633
00:27:42,969 --> 00:27:44,333
I'm sorry, son.
634
00:27:46,856 --> 00:27:48,753
Thank you. Okay.
635
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:52,003
I'm off to find others
in need of my amends.
636
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,838
I made a list.
637
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,922
That's it?
638
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,928
No, it's just the beginning.
639
00:27:56,929 --> 00:27:59,973
Once I begin making amends for
the things I do remember,
640
00:27:59,974 --> 00:28:02,221
it'll jog my memory for all the rest.
641
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,686
(RUSSIAN ROCK MUSIC)
642
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,694
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
643
00:28:18,659 --> 00:28:21,579
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
644
00:28:23,664 --> 00:28:25,498
Jesus, thank God.
645
00:28:25,499 --> 00:28:27,337
What the hell happened in here?
646
00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,044
Half-price drinks to anybody
who can order in Russian.
647
00:28:30,045 --> 00:28:31,838
It took me a week to
learn pivo pozhaluysta,
648
00:28:31,839 --> 00:28:33,548
and I still think I'm saying it wrong.
649
00:28:33,549 --> 00:28:36,371
She only plays Red Army
parades on the TV.
650
00:28:36,372 --> 00:28:38,467
Won't even change it for the Sox games.
651
00:28:41,203 --> 00:28:42,678
So...
652
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,225
you come back.
653
00:28:44,226 --> 00:28:46,102
- It's about time.
- We need to talk.
654
00:28:46,103 --> 00:28:47,396
No shit.
655
00:28:48,105 --> 00:28:49,898
I want you to do the right thing.
656
00:28:49,899 --> 00:28:51,483
- Which is what?
- Give us our bar back.
657
00:28:51,484 --> 00:28:52,942
- We'll be thruple again?
- Hell no.
658
00:28:52,943 --> 00:28:54,235
Then no.
659
00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:56,651
You and big, handsome Kevin husband
660
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,151
are stupid people.
661
00:28:58,152 --> 00:29:00,325
You need caring for like babies.
662
00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:02,494
We trusted you, and you lied to us.
663
00:29:02,495 --> 00:29:03,870
You would have lost the bar.
664
00:29:03,871 --> 00:29:05,478
You would have lost everything.
665
00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,290
You didn't pay taxes for two years.
666
00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:10,139
I stayed up all night doing
books while you two sleep.
667
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:11,419
You should be in here thanking me
668
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:13,273
instead of whining like little baby.
669
00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:15,590
You want to go back to old way, fine.
670
00:29:15,591 --> 00:29:18,548
Otherwise, get your
chorny ass out of my bar.
671
00:29:20,387 --> 00:29:21,472
(CRIES OUT)
672
00:29:23,098 --> 00:29:24,098
(YELLS)
673
00:29:24,808 --> 00:29:27,936
(BOTH YELLING)
674
00:29:27,937 --> 00:29:30,063
Should we try to stop them?
675
00:29:30,064 --> 00:29:32,649
Not until some clothes come off.
676
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:35,735
(TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN MUSIC)
677
00:29:35,736 --> 00:29:38,780
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
678
00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,252
Hi, uh, I-I'm Frank Gallagher.
679
00:29:52,253 --> 00:29:53,962
I'm here to make amends.
680
00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:55,964
In 1995, I think I broke into your house
681
00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:58,007
and-and-and stole your TV.
682
00:29:58,008 --> 00:30:00,760
I didn't live here in 1995.
683
00:30:00,761 --> 00:30:03,054
- Really?
- No.
684
00:30:03,055 --> 00:30:05,723
Uh...
685
00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:08,175
Could've been, uh, '96?
686
00:30:08,176 --> 00:30:10,144
Did anyone ever try to rob you?
687
00:30:10,145 --> 00:30:13,020
Woke up to a guy trying to
climb in bed with me once.
688
00:30:13,629 --> 00:30:15,776
No. That wasn't me.
689
00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:20,902
Wait, did you used to be a redhead?
690
00:30:23,158 --> 00:30:24,826
(FRANNY SQUEALING AND CRYING)
691
00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:26,490
Hi.
692
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,414
Davita was late, and I couldn't
leave until she showed.
693
00:30:29,415 --> 00:30:31,416
Something about her bunions.
694
00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,749
And now I'm gonna be
late for school. (SIGHS)
695
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,879
Suppose I could get
something to eat at school.
696
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,007
They have burritos in
the vending machine.
697
00:30:39,008 --> 00:30:41,881
Tuna fish too, but I don't know.
698
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,178
Tuna from a vending machine?
699
00:30:44,179 --> 00:30:46,640
How do you know how long
it's been in there for?
700
00:30:47,182 --> 00:30:50,435
I made rice and chicken for Franny.
701
00:30:50,436 --> 00:30:52,520
It's in a Tupperware
on the bottom shelf.
702
00:30:52,521 --> 00:30:54,902
And, Neil, don't forget to cut
up her chicken into tiny bites
703
00:30:54,903 --> 00:30:56,588
so she doesn't choke on her food.
704
00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,736
(MICROWAVE BEEPS)
705
00:30:59,737 --> 00:31:02,444
Oh, and, uh, Neil, Franny needs a bath.
706
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,452
And I'm going for drinks with
friends from school after class.
707
00:31:07,453 --> 00:31:08,579
Here.
708
00:31:09,538 --> 00:31:12,411
Here you go, and try
to get Franny into bed
709
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,418
no later than 7:30, okay?
710
00:31:15,085 --> 00:31:17,003
Seven thirty, Neil.
711
00:31:17,004 --> 00:31:18,546
Oh, and don't let Franny fall asleep
712
00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:20,169
with her pacifier in her mouth.
713
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,299
It's bad for her teeth.
714
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,090
- Bye.
- (FRANNY SHRIEKS)
715
00:31:30,893 --> 00:31:32,227
Aldo.
716
00:31:33,687 --> 00:31:36,357
Been a while. I'm here to make amends.
717
00:31:37,107 --> 00:31:39,567
Uh, January 1989.
718
00:31:39,568 --> 00:31:41,674
You and I were under the freight tracks.
719
00:31:41,675 --> 00:31:43,609
Jesus, Frank, '89?
720
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,073
We'll be here till Christmas.
721
00:31:45,074 --> 00:31:46,737
Get to the more recent shit.
722
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,117
Really?
723
00:31:49,099 --> 00:31:50,536
How about the shit
724
00:31:50,537 --> 00:31:52,451
the statute of limitations
hasn't run out on yet?
725
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:53,956
How long is that?
726
00:31:53,957 --> 00:31:58,252
Seven years for everything
except murder and kidnapping.
727
00:31:58,253 --> 00:31:59,796
All right, um...
728
00:31:59,797 --> 00:32:02,048
November 2010.
729
00:32:02,049 --> 00:32:05,005
We were at 63rd Street Beach doing glue.
730
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,134
Mad Dog and you had blacked out.
731
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,835
I had shit my pants,
732
00:32:09,836 --> 00:32:11,346
so I stole yours.
733
00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:14,207
- That was you?
- Yeah.
734
00:32:15,104 --> 00:32:16,995
You're a fucking asshole.
735
00:32:16,996 --> 00:32:18,398
Don't I know it.
736
00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:21,151
Uh, January 2011.
737
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,239
Remember that little
dog you used to have?
738
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,435
(CARSON) Debbie.
739
00:32:34,456 --> 00:32:37,959
Remember, watch your bevel, and
be careful about the width.
740
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,669
And maintain control of your rod.
741
00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:42,715
Okay. Sure. Thanks.
742
00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:49,762
- Never gonna happen.
- What?
743
00:32:49,763 --> 00:32:50,889
His rod.
744
00:32:52,516 --> 00:32:54,643
A girl can dream, right?
745
00:32:57,354 --> 00:32:59,313
So I got my Monica inheritance money.
746
00:32:59,314 --> 00:33:01,229
Can you borrow your
brother's truck tomorrow?
747
00:33:01,755 --> 00:33:02,984
You really want to do that?
748
00:33:02,985 --> 00:33:04,652
Absolutely.
749
00:33:04,653 --> 00:33:06,112
It's time for me to stop focusing
750
00:33:06,113 --> 00:33:07,822
on what others did to me in the past.
751
00:33:07,823 --> 00:33:11,701
My mom. Frank. My asshole
baby daddy, Derek.
752
00:33:11,702 --> 00:33:14,078
I am woman, and I am strong.
753
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,414
I'm leaning in, Farhad. I'm leaning in.
754
00:33:16,415 --> 00:33:20,209
(SMOOTH ROCK MUSIC)
755
00:33:24,173 --> 00:33:26,213
(SIERRA) I can pay it all by the 15th.
756
00:33:27,176 --> 00:33:28,509
No, I can't do it all right now.
757
00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:29,991
Uh...
758
00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:31,952
how about 50?
759
00:33:33,954 --> 00:33:36,101
(SIGHS) Sure. No problem.
760
00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:39,812
Thanks.
761
00:33:39,813 --> 00:33:41,314
Shit.
762
00:33:41,315 --> 00:33:42,812
The phone company?
763
00:33:43,547 --> 00:33:45,105
- Electric.
- (BELL DINGS)
764
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,319
Order up!
765
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,196
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
766
00:33:48,197 --> 00:33:49,530
(SIGHS)
767
00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:51,825
Hey, Tanya.
768
00:33:53,635 --> 00:33:55,262
Seriously?
769
00:33:56,705 --> 00:33:58,828
(SIGHS) No, if you can't, you can't.
770
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,606
I'm not mad. Thanks.
771
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,212
Jesus. What is with this day?
772
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:06,714
Is Tanya all right?
773
00:34:06,715 --> 00:34:08,671
She was supposed to sit
for Lucas tomorrow night,
774
00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,468
but they changed her shift at Popeyes.
775
00:34:10,469 --> 00:34:12,554
- (BELL DINGS)
- (LIP) Ah.
776
00:34:14,327 --> 00:34:15,807
I could babysit.
777
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,559
I mean, I haven't seen
Lucas in forever, so...
778
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,312
I don't think that's a good idea.
779
00:34:21,313 --> 00:34:22,851
Oh, come on.
780
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,482
Order pizza.
781
00:34:24,483 --> 00:34:26,568
Kick his ass in Mario Kart.
782
00:34:32,288 --> 00:34:34,639
I need a sitter tomorrow
night because I have a date.
783
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,560
I figured.
784
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,752
With Charlie.
785
00:34:46,672 --> 00:34:49,613
Sorry, I-I thought you'd
given up on Charlie.
786
00:34:50,259 --> 00:34:51,531
He's back in NA,
787
00:34:52,115 --> 00:34:54,136
trying to get himself straight again.
788
00:34:54,137 --> 00:34:56,202
He's Lucas' father, so I
figure I have to give him
789
00:34:56,203 --> 00:34:57,496
a second chance.
790
00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:00,227
Yeah, that's good.
791
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,526
Oh, I still want to babysit.
792
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:11,822
Uh, you know, I-I miss Lucas.
793
00:35:13,323 --> 00:35:15,116
You know, and, uh...
794
00:35:16,164 --> 00:35:17,326
I'm cheap.
795
00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:20,827
Yeah? How cheap?
796
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:24,105
Like, absolutely free kinda cheap.
797
00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:31,675
Maybe.
798
00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:37,305
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
799
00:35:42,311 --> 00:35:46,231
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
800
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,292
Bullshit. Thirty-six eighteen an hour?
801
00:36:06,293 --> 00:36:08,336
(MIKE) Overtime, medical, pension.
802
00:36:08,337 --> 00:36:10,129
Pension we're never going to see.
803
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,215
We might. We might.
804
00:36:12,216 --> 00:36:15,343
The company bellied up.
They're not paying us shit.
805
00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:16,636
What'd you used to do?
806
00:36:16,637 --> 00:36:18,448
Pressman. Union work.
807
00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:19,847
(MIKE) Newspapers.
808
00:36:19,848 --> 00:36:21,849
People used to read 'em
before you were born.
809
00:36:21,850 --> 00:36:23,100
I know what a newspaper is.
810
00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,275
(DAVEY) Was.
811
00:36:24,276 --> 00:36:25,678
You ever bought one?
812
00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:26,896
No.
813
00:36:26,897 --> 00:36:28,356
(DAVEY) Exactly.
814
00:36:28,357 --> 00:36:29,545
What are you training to be now?
815
00:36:29,546 --> 00:36:31,067
(MIKE) He's home health care,
816
00:36:31,068 --> 00:36:32,731
and I'm air-conditioning
and heating repair.
817
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,820
Them bastards will
probably figure out a way
818
00:36:34,821 --> 00:36:37,657
to outsource wiping wrinkly
elderly butt to Mexico too.
819
00:36:37,658 --> 00:36:39,158
They already have.
820
00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:40,660
It's called illegal immigration.
821
00:36:40,661 --> 00:36:43,162
(LAUGHTER)
822
00:36:43,163 --> 00:36:44,996
You have beautiful hair.
823
00:36:45,573 --> 00:36:47,183
Thanks.
824
00:36:47,184 --> 00:36:49,669
Duran. Beauty school.
825
00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:51,420
Did you dye it to get it that color?
826
00:36:51,421 --> 00:36:53,962
Uh, no. It's all me.
827
00:36:54,633 --> 00:36:56,050
Can I... Can I cut off a sample?
828
00:36:56,051 --> 00:36:59,053
- I'd love to try and match it.
- (LAKISHA) Mm-mm.
829
00:36:59,054 --> 00:37:01,389
Don't let him near your hair
with a pair of scissors, honey.
830
00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:03,266
This man's a menace.
831
00:37:03,267 --> 00:37:05,598
(MIKE) Dental hygienists are back at it.
832
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,292
Do they all smoke?
833
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:10,898
They're trying to get
their teeth really yellow
834
00:37:10,899 --> 00:37:13,527
so they can practice
whitening them in class.
835
00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:18,239
Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
836
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,282
(FARHAD) Uber!
837
00:37:19,283 --> 00:37:21,742
Uber!
838
00:37:21,743 --> 00:37:24,412
You motherfuckers! Fuck you!
839
00:37:24,413 --> 00:37:25,997
(LAUGHTER)
840
00:37:25,998 --> 00:37:27,999
Farhad and Wendell were taxi drivers.
841
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,583
Uber wiped them out.
842
00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:32,795
- (LAKISHA) You want a beer?
- Um...
843
00:37:32,796 --> 00:37:34,213
Believe me, sweetie,
844
00:37:34,214 --> 00:37:36,382
nobody in this rat hole gives a shit.
845
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,382
- Oh. Sure, thanks.
- Here's to second careers.
846
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:41,805
(ALL) To second careers!
847
00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,267
- (MAN) Or third.
- (LAUGHTER)
848
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,312
♪ We know how to get it,
we know how to get it ♪
849
00:37:49,313 --> 00:37:52,440
♪ I be throwin' money
and ain't no limit ♪
850
00:37:52,441 --> 00:37:53,566
♪ I got all this money... ♪
851
00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,481
Yo.
852
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,653
What up? Hop in.
853
00:37:57,654 --> 00:37:59,113
♪ Get it, get it, man ♪
854
00:37:59,114 --> 00:38:00,364
♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪
855
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:01,866
♪ Get, get ♪
856
00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:03,784
♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪
857
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:05,786
♪ Gotta get, get it,
gotta get it, girl... ♪
858
00:38:05,787 --> 00:38:07,455
(MOANS)
859
00:38:07,456 --> 00:38:09,081
♪ Gotta get it, girl... ♪
860
00:38:09,082 --> 00:38:10,499
(SIGHS)
861
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,293
- (IAN) It's nice, huh?
- Yeah.
862
00:38:14,004 --> 00:38:15,838
Got your Monica Franklins.
863
00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:24,972
- (LIP) Any trouble?
- No, my guys are chill.
864
00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:26,515
Hey. Don't worry, you're next.
865
00:38:31,563 --> 00:38:34,190
Yo. Liam.
866
00:38:34,191 --> 00:38:36,860
- How was school today?
- Okay.
867
00:38:36,861 --> 00:38:40,115
Some cracker told me my life matters.
868
00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:43,282
Whoa!
869
00:38:43,283 --> 00:38:46,327
It came out great, Carl!
870
00:38:46,328 --> 00:38:48,454
Where the hell have you been?
871
00:38:48,455 --> 00:38:49,937
Smoked up all my meth,
872
00:38:49,938 --> 00:38:51,772
got over your mother,
and now I'm a new man.
873
00:38:51,773 --> 00:38:53,667
I'm making amends to
those people I've hurt.
874
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:56,003
Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow?
875
00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,296
- Uh...
- Yeah, that's fine.
876
00:38:57,297 --> 00:38:58,672
Fuckin' whatever.
877
00:39:02,429 --> 00:39:03,429
May I?
878
00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:06,472
Sure.
879
00:39:06,473 --> 00:39:07,805
♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪
880
00:39:07,806 --> 00:39:08,766
♪ Get, get ♪
881
00:39:08,767 --> 00:39:10,643
♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪
882
00:39:10,644 --> 00:39:14,271
- Namaste!
- ♪ Work it, work it ♪
883
00:39:14,272 --> 00:39:15,856
♪ Make that body work ♪
884
00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:19,151
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)
885
00:39:19,152 --> 00:39:21,987
All right, gold lamé doesn't come off.
886
00:39:21,988 --> 00:39:24,532
You can get your face near it,
but I'm not gonna get hard
887
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:26,367
no matter how much you blow on it.
888
00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:27,368
♪ Work it, work it ♪
889
00:39:30,705 --> 00:39:33,040
(INHALES DEEPLY)
890
00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:35,000
Yeah, you can smell it if you want.
891
00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:36,836
You only have 45 seconds
left in the song,
892
00:39:36,837 --> 00:39:38,879
so use it wisely.
893
00:39:44,052 --> 00:39:46,762
When's the last time
you did a self-exam?
894
00:39:46,763 --> 00:39:48,140
- (NEEDLE SCRATCHES)
- A what?
895
00:39:51,393 --> 00:39:52,669
You have a lump.
896
00:39:53,728 --> 00:39:55,729
- I do?
- It's not my area of expertise.
897
00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:57,565
I'm a cardiologist.
898
00:39:57,566 --> 00:40:01,444
But I can refer you to
an excellent oncologist.
899
00:40:01,445 --> 00:40:05,114
♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
900
00:40:05,115 --> 00:40:07,366
♪ Get down, get down ♪
901
00:40:07,367 --> 00:40:10,327
(FUNKY MUSIC)
902
00:40:10,328 --> 00:40:13,789
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
903
00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:16,917
♪ Get up off your rusty dusty ♪
904
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:18,419
♪ Get up ♪
905
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:21,922
♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
906
00:40:21,923 --> 00:40:23,549
Okay.
907
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:26,214
I gotta go meet potential
renters at my building
908
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:27,928
this morning, but I'm
gonna be back in time
909
00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:29,904
to take you to your
birthday parties, okay?
910
00:40:30,578 --> 00:40:33,184
Well, uh,
911
00:40:33,185 --> 00:40:35,102
wish me luck, my family.
912
00:40:35,103 --> 00:40:37,310
I'm off to deliver more amends.
913
00:40:38,398 --> 00:40:40,524
My beautiful daughter Fiona.
914
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:43,903
For whatever I've done to
harm you all these years,
915
00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:45,485
I am truly sorry.
916
00:40:52,287 --> 00:40:54,497
(SIGHS)
917
00:40:54,498 --> 00:40:57,541
I fell in love with your mother
when I was 20 years old,
918
00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:01,462
and off we went, down
Alice's famed rabbit hole,
919
00:41:01,463 --> 00:41:04,173
but now I am released,
920
00:41:04,174 --> 00:41:07,030
emotionally stunted,
but still a young man,
921
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:08,219
in many ways.
922
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:09,595
Twenty-one at most.
923
00:41:09,596 --> 00:41:11,263
My whole young life,
924
00:41:11,264 --> 00:41:13,182
spread out in front of me.
925
00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:17,673
So I am off to learn how
to try to be a grown-up.
926
00:41:19,629 --> 00:41:21,190
He smoked half a pound of meth.
927
00:41:21,191 --> 00:41:22,441
Could be major brain damage.
928
00:41:22,442 --> 00:41:24,068
Too early to tell.
929
00:41:24,069 --> 00:41:25,237
(FRONT DOOR CLOSES)
930
00:41:26,655 --> 00:41:29,866
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
931
00:41:33,537 --> 00:41:34,745
Hi, how you doing?
932
00:41:34,746 --> 00:41:36,539
I'd like to pay an overdue bill.
933
00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:37,876
Account number?
934
00:41:37,877 --> 00:41:40,293
Uh, no, but I have a name and address.
935
00:41:42,671 --> 00:41:44,341
You gonna keep it a secret?
936
00:41:44,342 --> 00:41:46,674
Oh, sorry. It's, uh, Sierra Morton.
937
00:41:46,675 --> 00:41:50,210
It's, uh, 5879 West 68th.
938
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,715
Apartment six.
939
00:41:51,716 --> 00:41:54,598
(SMOOTH ROCK MUSIC)
940
00:42:13,252 --> 00:42:14,868
If you're hoping for renters to show up,
941
00:42:14,869 --> 00:42:17,288
you're gonna have to do more
than just put up a sign.
942
00:42:17,289 --> 00:42:19,456
Oh, I put it online.
943
00:42:19,457 --> 00:42:21,393
A few people called already.
944
00:42:21,394 --> 00:42:23,583
How much are you asking?
945
00:42:24,671 --> 00:42:26,547
- Eight fifty.
- (EXHALES SHARPLY)
946
00:42:26,548 --> 00:42:28,382
That's a bit pricey for
this neighborhood.
947
00:42:28,383 --> 00:42:30,217
If I don't get a taker,
I can always lower it,
948
00:42:30,218 --> 00:42:32,261
but at 850, I'll have
a few bucks left over
949
00:42:32,262 --> 00:42:34,097
to put back into the building.
950
00:42:35,098 --> 00:42:36,473
- (SIGHS)
- (DOOR SLAMS)
951
00:42:36,474 --> 00:42:37,558
- (FIONA) Hi!
- Hello.
952
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:40,060
(FIONA) Welcome. Come on
in. Have a look around.
953
00:42:40,061 --> 00:42:41,395
I'm here if you have any questions.
954
00:42:41,396 --> 00:42:43,230
(MAN) Thank you.
955
00:42:43,231 --> 00:42:45,399
Paint's new. And the fridge.
956
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,692
Laundry?
957
00:42:46,693 --> 00:42:48,695
In the basement. It's coin-op.
958
00:42:50,739 --> 00:42:53,407
- Hi, welcome.
- Hey, what's up?
959
00:42:53,408 --> 00:42:56,952
Uh, there's, uh, alternate
side parking on the street,
960
00:42:56,953 --> 00:42:59,304
and there's a space out back
that comes with the apartment.
961
00:42:59,305 --> 00:43:00,974
I only have my bike.
962
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,089
(TOILET FLUSHES)
963
00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:12,593
So 850?
964
00:43:12,594 --> 00:43:14,261
Yep. Plus first, last,
965
00:43:14,262 --> 00:43:16,096
and a one-month security deposit.
966
00:43:16,097 --> 00:43:17,806
(WHISPERING) What are you thinking?
967
00:43:17,807 --> 00:43:19,872
(WHISPERING) I like it.
968
00:43:19,873 --> 00:43:22,251
Okay. We'll take it.
969
00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:23,270
Really?
970
00:43:23,271 --> 00:43:24,563
Great!
971
00:43:24,564 --> 00:43:26,751
Eight seventy-five.
972
00:43:26,752 --> 00:43:28,618
Nine hundred.
973
00:43:28,619 --> 00:43:30,444
Nine fifty.
974
00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:31,779
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
975
00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:32,655
Uh...
976
00:43:34,453 --> 00:43:36,116
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
977
00:43:36,117 --> 00:43:38,340
You paid her electric bill?
978
00:43:38,341 --> 00:43:40,159
Gonna pay me back when she can.
979
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,353
You're spending your
mom's dirty meth money
980
00:43:42,354 --> 00:43:44,872
on your ex-girlfriend who
doesn't want you anymore.
981
00:43:46,294 --> 00:43:48,003
And now you want to go over there
982
00:43:48,004 --> 00:43:49,303
and babysit her kid.
983
00:43:49,304 --> 00:43:50,673
His name's Lucas.
984
00:43:50,674 --> 00:43:53,175
I don't know. We're buddies.
985
00:43:53,176 --> 00:43:55,302
(SCOFFS) You're just praying
that she comes back
986
00:43:55,303 --> 00:43:58,097
from her date horny and you
can be there to step in.
987
00:43:58,098 --> 00:44:00,421
Go ahead. Deny it.
988
00:44:00,422 --> 00:44:01,591
You can't.
989
00:44:03,311 --> 00:44:04,954
Your girl's on the phone again.
990
00:44:04,955 --> 00:44:06,146
Needs you to run to the CVS
991
00:44:06,147 --> 00:44:07,523
for more Preparation H.
992
00:44:07,524 --> 00:44:08,649
Christ.
993
00:44:08,650 --> 00:44:10,818
This bed rest shit is
running me fucking ragged.
994
00:44:10,819 --> 00:44:12,821
Damn baby can't come soon enough.
995
00:44:16,466 --> 00:44:19,640
- Hi.
- Fuck off, runt.
996
00:44:21,371 --> 00:44:24,456
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
997
00:44:27,585 --> 00:44:28,669
♪ Hey! ♪
998
00:44:31,172 --> 00:44:34,342
(SHOUTING IN MANDARIN)
999
00:44:36,302 --> 00:44:38,929
Sir, yelling isn't gonna solve anything.
1000
00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:41,306
We are authorized officers
1001
00:44:41,307 --> 00:44:42,766
from the Department
of Homeland Security,
1002
00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:43,851
here on behalf of the chief executive
1003
00:44:43,852 --> 00:44:45,853
of these United States.
1004
00:44:45,854 --> 00:44:47,855
You in charge here?
1005
00:44:47,856 --> 00:44:49,432
Yes, ma'am.
1006
00:44:49,433 --> 00:44:51,817
I have a load of illegals
I need rounded up.
1007
00:44:51,818 --> 00:44:54,319
- Oh, yeah? Who?
- Bunch of Russians.
1008
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,839
Russians aren't really
a priority, ma'am.
1009
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,278
Why the hell not?
1010
00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,865
You really have to ask that?
1011
00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,911
♪ But take a chance with me now ♪
1012
00:45:02,912 --> 00:45:04,693
They're involved in human trafficking
1013
00:45:04,694 --> 00:45:06,120
and prostitution.
1014
00:45:07,318 --> 00:45:08,318
You sure?
1015
00:45:10,670 --> 00:45:11,879
Load 'em up quick, boys!
1016
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,711
We got Russian prostitutes.
1017
00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:17,506
(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1018
00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:24,225
♪
1019
00:45:25,518 --> 00:45:28,396
(CRYING SOFTLY)
1020
00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,404
Kevin Ball?
1021
00:45:39,157 --> 00:45:43,076
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1022
00:45:43,077 --> 00:45:45,622
- Nice hot tub.
- It's my brother's.
1023
00:45:49,667 --> 00:45:51,208
(CARL) What's all that shit?
1024
00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:52,836
My welding gear.
1025
00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,783
Is that what you spent
your Monica money on?
1026
00:45:54,784 --> 00:45:56,170
Yep.
1027
00:45:57,467 --> 00:45:59,259
What the hell is it for?
1028
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:00,804
The future.
1029
00:46:00,805 --> 00:46:02,472
(BLOWTORCH HISSING)
1030
00:46:06,434 --> 00:46:09,186
(TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN MUSIC)
1031
00:46:09,187 --> 00:46:10,896
(TIRES SCREECH)
1032
00:46:10,897 --> 00:46:12,940
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
1033
00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:18,570
Immigration! Nobody move!
1034
00:46:18,571 --> 00:46:20,614
(YELLING IN RUSSIAN)
1035
00:46:20,615 --> 00:46:25,077
(MEN YELLING AND GRUNTING)
1036
00:46:25,078 --> 00:46:26,806
What the hell is going on?
1037
00:46:26,807 --> 00:46:29,059
That's her. She's the leader.
1038
00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:44,118
You don't give up easy, do you?
1039
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,183
Patience is a virtue.
1040
00:46:49,248 --> 00:46:50,625
You try buying him something nice?
1041
00:46:51,459 --> 00:46:52,771
Like what?
1042
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:54,977
A car or something?
1043
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,441
A car?
1044
00:46:56,442 --> 00:46:57,818
Might do it.
1045
00:46:57,819 --> 00:46:59,275
Huh.
1046
00:47:03,658 --> 00:47:05,118
(JAMIE) Let's go.
1047
00:47:07,078 --> 00:47:09,172
(TREVOR) You're getting
quite a fan club.
1048
00:47:09,173 --> 00:47:10,873
What can I say? I'm irresistible.
1049
00:47:10,874 --> 00:47:12,246
Hmm.
1050
00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:14,332
No.
1051
00:47:15,587 --> 00:47:18,505
"No," I'm not irresistible?
1052
00:47:18,506 --> 00:47:21,826
Uh, no, I'm not going
to do whatever it is
1053
00:47:21,827 --> 00:47:23,468
you're about to ask me to do.
1054
00:47:23,469 --> 00:47:25,304
- Take you out for a drink?
- No.
1055
00:47:25,305 --> 00:47:27,681
- What if I throw in a car?
- What?
1056
00:47:27,682 --> 00:47:29,613
Jamie thinks I should buy you a car.
1057
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,287
Wh-what kind of car?
1058
00:47:32,288 --> 00:47:33,896
Probably have to be used.
1059
00:47:33,897 --> 00:47:34,897
Mm.
1060
00:47:41,613 --> 00:47:43,531
I really am sorry.
1061
00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:50,120
How-how are you doing?
1062
00:47:50,121 --> 00:47:51,320
Okay.
1063
00:47:51,873 --> 00:47:53,521
Your mom?
1064
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,546
I miss her.
1065
00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:02,797
It's weird, huh?
1066
00:48:03,217 --> 00:48:04,676
Never around when she was alive,
1067
00:48:04,677 --> 00:48:05,844
and I never thought about her, and...
1068
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,453
now she's gone, and I think
about her all the time.
1069
00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,237
Come on.
1070
00:48:15,238 --> 00:48:17,731
One drink. Hmm?
1071
00:48:17,732 --> 00:48:20,860
I... I gotta go.
1072
00:48:23,321 --> 00:48:24,905
(MELLOW ROCK MUSIC)
1073
00:48:24,906 --> 00:48:26,907
I'm coming back tomorrow.
1074
00:48:48,721 --> 00:48:52,015
There is a four-centimeter
mass in your right breast.
1075
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,973
We need to do a biopsy immediately.
1076
00:48:57,105 --> 00:48:59,395
I should have called an ambulance, Dave.
1077
00:49:00,046 --> 00:49:01,422
I know that now.
1078
00:49:02,485 --> 00:49:03,883
Honestly...
1079
00:49:05,145 --> 00:49:06,969
I thought you were just floating.
1080
00:49:08,449 --> 00:49:09,841
Holy shit.
1081
00:49:09,842 --> 00:49:11,323
Jackson?
1082
00:49:13,265 --> 00:49:15,122
Well...
1083
00:49:15,123 --> 00:49:17,000
two birds with one stone.
1084
00:49:20,211 --> 00:49:21,629
Um...
1085
00:49:23,214 --> 00:49:24,965
Hey, Jacks.
1086
00:49:24,966 --> 00:49:26,675
Wow.
1087
00:49:26,676 --> 00:49:28,491
When you're right, you're right.
1088
00:49:28,492 --> 00:49:30,680
I should've let you drive.
1089
00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:38,604
(INDISTINCT SPEECH ON TV)
1090
00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:44,484
(KEYS JINGLING)
1091
00:49:44,485 --> 00:49:45,778
(LOCK CLICKS)
1092
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,848
(LIP) Hey.
1093
00:49:53,745 --> 00:49:55,267
When did he fall asleep?
1094
00:49:55,747 --> 00:49:57,717
Uh, maybe half an hour ago.
1095
00:50:00,726 --> 00:50:02,119
How was your dinner?
1096
00:50:02,546 --> 00:50:03,628
It was fine.
1097
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,840
I was about to carry him into bed,
1098
00:50:06,841 --> 00:50:10,343
you know, if you want
to relax or whatever.
1099
00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:11,803
No. No, thanks.
1100
00:50:11,804 --> 00:50:13,010
No, really, I mean, I probably should've
1101
00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,389
taken him to bed a while ago, so...
1102
00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:15,975
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
1103
00:50:20,855 --> 00:50:22,021
Hey.
1104
00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:23,265
Hey.
1105
00:50:23,266 --> 00:50:25,031
I found a spot for your car.
1106
00:50:25,032 --> 00:50:26,490
Around the corner.
1107
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:28,153
- Is that cool?
- Yeah.
1108
00:50:28,154 --> 00:50:32,783
(ROCK MUSIC)
1109
00:50:32,784 --> 00:50:34,494
Uh, I should get going.
1110
00:50:37,371 --> 00:50:41,694
There's, uh, leftover pizza
in the refrigerator.
1111
00:50:41,695 --> 00:50:45,185
- Thanks for watching Lucas.
- Yeah, it's no problem.
1112
00:50:45,186 --> 00:50:47,923
- Can I pay you something?
- No. No, it's fine.
1113
00:50:48,873 --> 00:50:51,718
- Really, I should do...
- Honest, no, it's fine.
1114
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,054
♪ Sure is the life... ♪
1115
00:50:54,055 --> 00:50:55,263
(SIERRA) Night.
1116
00:51:24,794 --> 00:51:27,420
A thousand bucks?
1117
00:51:27,421 --> 00:51:29,333
Don't go thinking you can
raise our rent, now.
1118
00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,049
You have a lease.
1119
00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,801
For another six months.
1120
00:51:32,802 --> 00:51:34,746
We negotiating already?
1121
00:51:34,747 --> 00:51:35,846
- Hell yes.
- Hmm.
1122
00:51:35,847 --> 00:51:37,556
And I always win.
1123
00:51:37,557 --> 00:51:39,267
I do not doubt it.
1124
00:51:41,811 --> 00:51:43,311
You got a great job.
1125
00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:45,046
Why did you never buy this place?
1126
00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:47,440
It's a shithole.
1127
00:51:47,441 --> 00:51:49,276
(BOTH LAUGH)
1128
00:51:49,277 --> 00:51:50,915
(CELL PHONE WHOOSHES)
1129
00:51:55,283 --> 00:51:56,840
Oh, jeez.
1130
00:51:56,841 --> 00:51:58,607
That guy from the other night,
1131
00:51:58,608 --> 00:52:00,279
he sent me a dick pic.
1132
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,455
Oh, my gosh, that is so nasty!
1133
00:52:02,456 --> 00:52:04,992
You actually let those
things near you? Ugh.
1134
00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:07,294
Well, they look a little
better when you're drunk.
1135
00:52:07,295 --> 00:52:08,837
I've never been that drunk.
1136
00:52:08,838 --> 00:52:11,790
- What? Never?
- Nope.
1137
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:13,800
Never.
1138
00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:15,594
(MEL) Jesus, Nessa,
1139
00:52:15,595 --> 00:52:16,803
are you planning on coming to bed,
1140
00:52:16,804 --> 00:52:18,305
or are you gonna sit out there
1141
00:52:18,306 --> 00:52:19,806
hitting on our landlady all night?
1142
00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:21,249
(WINDOW SHUTS)
1143
00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:22,893
My Juliet beckons.
1144
00:52:22,894 --> 00:52:25,021
(DOG BARKING)
1145
00:52:26,522 --> 00:52:28,106
(MEL) Nessa, now.
1146
00:52:28,107 --> 00:52:29,719
(NESSA) I'm coming!
1147
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,527
I'm coming, for Chrissakes.
1148
00:52:55,426 --> 00:52:57,119
Hi.
1149
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,386
Um...
1150
00:52:58,387 --> 00:53:01,389
(ROCK MUSIC)
1151
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:06,503
What's this?
1152
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,030
I'm paying you back, you
know, for the rehab.
1153
00:53:11,031 --> 00:53:12,317
It's 9,000 there. I don't have it all,
1154
00:53:12,318 --> 00:53:13,985
but I can get you something every week
1155
00:53:13,986 --> 00:53:15,153
now that I'm working.
1156
00:53:15,154 --> 00:53:16,988
You don't have to pay me back.
1157
00:53:16,989 --> 00:53:18,404
I want to.
1158
00:53:21,788 --> 00:53:23,359
Thanks for the rehab.
1159
00:53:29,961 --> 00:53:31,711
♪ So come on ♪
1160
00:53:33,673 --> 00:53:36,424
♪ So come on! ♪
1161
00:53:37,244 --> 00:53:43,244
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
1162
00:53:44,225 --> 00:53:46,309
(BUGLE PLAYING REVEILLE)
1163
00:54:05,663 --> 00:54:08,665
America first, motherfuckers.
1164
00:54:08,666 --> 00:54:11,600
♪ So come on! ♪
1165
00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:15,755
♪ You and I belong ♪
1166
00:54:19,677 --> 00:54:21,804
♪ So come on ♪
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