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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:07,132 (SIGHS) 2 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:10,241 For Chrissake. 3 00:00:10,843 --> 00:00:12,608 I don't have time for this, all right? 4 00:00:13,262 --> 00:00:15,347 Just run the damn thing so these fuckin' idiots 5 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,933 can remember what happened last season. 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,141 Jesus. 7 00:00:18,142 --> 00:00:20,172 The building is a real fixer-upper, 8 00:00:20,173 --> 00:00:22,347 but it's got good bones. 9 00:00:22,348 --> 00:00:25,411 I'm considering a purchase. Apartment building. 10 00:00:25,412 --> 00:00:27,477 (LIP) It's no crazier than you buying the Laundromat, 11 00:00:27,478 --> 00:00:29,070 you know, and you pulled that off. 12 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,320 Yeah, it's my second meeting. 13 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,739 You really want to stop drinking? 14 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,325 - I mean, do you really want to? - Yes. 15 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:35,618 (BRAD) You like bikes? 16 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:36,891 I don't really know much about 'em. 17 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:38,718 Help me, uh, put this wheel on this bike. 18 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:41,064 - (IAN) I love you. - Then get in the fucking car. 19 00:00:41,065 --> 00:00:43,109 It's not... This isn't me anymore. 20 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,669 I've been texting you the past couple of days. 21 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:45,820 Where have you been? 22 00:00:45,821 --> 00:00:47,880 I was with Mickey. I'm sorry. 23 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,017 - You gonna come home? - Why should I? 24 00:00:50,018 --> 00:00:51,584 When I could tell DCFS that we have a home 25 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,884 and source of income? 26 00:00:52,885 --> 00:00:54,598 - "We"? - Neil's great with kids. 27 00:00:54,599 --> 00:00:56,337 He'll take care of me, and he'll make sure 28 00:00:56,338 --> 00:00:57,930 my baby won't ever get taken away from me. 29 00:00:57,931 --> 00:00:59,196 (FRANK) The public school system 30 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:01,935 is being gutted by you sending your kid 31 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,896 to this expensive private school. 32 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,148 What would you say if I offered Liam 33 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,983 a place here at Hopkins Academy? 34 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,192 Oh. 35 00:01:09,193 --> 00:01:10,846 I want to go to military school. 36 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,014 I need some direction. 37 00:01:13,015 --> 00:01:14,574 One thing I do know is, I can take a punch 38 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,783 and hit harder back. 39 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,243 Hopefully I can put that to some use. 40 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,619 So you want to be a welder? 41 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,879 I can apprentice with someone 42 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,121 while I'm still in school, 43 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,715 get certified in under two years, 44 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,334 and make up to 20 bucks an hour to start. 45 00:01:24,776 --> 00:01:27,053 (SVETLANA) I am new owner of Alibi. 46 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,795 She told us we were signing adoption forms, 47 00:01:28,796 --> 00:01:31,006 but really it was papers making her 48 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,550 the owner of the Alibi. 49 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,690 You are big lovable papa, but you are stupid manager. 50 00:01:35,691 --> 00:01:36,701 I let Svetlana take my... 51 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:37,873 Don't you even think of saying her name. 52 00:01:37,874 --> 00:01:40,765 I let that backstabbing cunt take my balls. 53 00:01:40,766 --> 00:01:42,001 I'm gonna support this family, 54 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,602 and I'm gonna get my balls back. 55 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,146 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 56 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,678 (FRANK) Come on. Come on, open your eyes. Come on! 57 00:01:48,679 --> 00:01:50,443 I know you didn't think much of her, 58 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,838 but she loved you. 59 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,572 (FRANK) Holy shit. 60 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,969 (FIONA) Frank found seven pounds of meth 61 00:01:57,970 --> 00:01:59,910 that Monica had, and now he wants to sell it. 62 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,953 Give me liberty, or give me meth! 63 00:02:01,954 --> 00:02:04,623 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 64 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,542 Fuck you, Mom. 65 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:19,234 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 66 00:02:20,046 --> 00:02:23,423 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 67 00:02:23,424 --> 00:02:26,593 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 68 00:02:26,594 --> 00:02:29,756 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 69 00:02:29,757 --> 00:02:33,562 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 70 00:02:34,185 --> 00:02:36,436 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 71 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:40,018 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 72 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:43,026 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 73 00:02:43,027 --> 00:02:46,149 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 74 00:02:54,581 --> 00:02:56,748 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 75 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,627 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 76 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:03,750 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 77 00:03:04,215 --> 00:03:07,170 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 78 00:03:08,171 --> 00:03:11,680 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 79 00:03:11,681 --> 00:03:14,558 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 80 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,447 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 81 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:21,618 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 82 00:03:22,108 --> 00:03:24,318 (BLUESY ROCK MUSIC) 83 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,293 No. 84 00:03:42,128 --> 00:03:43,670 (JASON) "No" what? 85 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:47,382 - Fuck am I doing? - (JASON) Wait. 86 00:03:47,383 --> 00:03:50,010 Your profile made it seem like you'd be down for this. 87 00:03:50,011 --> 00:03:52,596 I'm sorry, I just... (SCOFFS) 88 00:03:52,597 --> 00:03:55,182 I just... I really... (SCOFFS) 89 00:03:55,183 --> 00:03:57,060 I can't do this anymore. 90 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:02,731 (JASON) Uh... we got kind of far along here. 91 00:04:03,391 --> 00:04:06,063 You think you could put your mouth on it or something? 92 00:04:06,064 --> 00:04:10,113 ♪ Long time, long time ♪ 93 00:04:10,114 --> 00:04:13,241 ♪ Sugarcane, dance with the devil... ♪ 94 00:04:13,242 --> 00:04:14,660 Here. 95 00:04:14,661 --> 00:04:15,994 Knock yourself out. 96 00:04:15,995 --> 00:04:20,124 ♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪ 97 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:25,128 ♪ Sugarcane, burn that fire ♪ 98 00:04:25,129 --> 00:04:27,923 ♪ Sugarcane, sweet inside you ♪ 99 00:04:27,924 --> 00:04:30,425 ♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪ 100 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:32,427 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ 101 00:04:39,936 --> 00:04:43,272 ♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪ 102 00:04:43,273 --> 00:04:44,356 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ 103 00:04:44,357 --> 00:04:47,151 (BUGLE PLAYING REVEILLE) 104 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,951 (IAN) Jesus. 105 00:04:52,952 --> 00:04:54,157 What the hell time is it? 106 00:04:54,158 --> 00:04:55,742 Oh five thirty. 107 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:57,287 (SIGHS) 108 00:05:00,331 --> 00:05:02,053 Uh, you gotta use that alarm? 109 00:05:02,054 --> 00:05:03,466 Staying on military time. 110 00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:04,960 Can't get soft over the summer. 111 00:05:04,961 --> 00:05:05,961 (BLUESY ROCK MUSIC) 112 00:05:05,962 --> 00:05:08,748 ♪ Sugarcane, dance with the devil ♪ 113 00:05:08,749 --> 00:05:11,967 ♪ Sugarcane, blood like a rebel ♪ 114 00:05:11,968 --> 00:05:15,012 ♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪ 115 00:05:15,013 --> 00:05:17,931 ♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪ 116 00:05:17,932 --> 00:05:21,435 ♪ Sugarcane, burn that fire ♪ 117 00:05:21,436 --> 00:05:23,729 ♪ Sugarcane, sweet inside you... ♪ 118 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,610 - (FIONA) Hey. - Hey. 119 00:05:25,611 --> 00:05:28,233 ♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord ♪ 120 00:05:28,234 --> 00:05:30,277 Early bird catches the worm? 121 00:05:30,278 --> 00:05:31,565 Carl. 122 00:05:32,378 --> 00:05:34,114 Oh, God, that bugle alarm again? 123 00:05:34,115 --> 00:05:35,115 Yep. 124 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,823 You just getting home, alley cat? 125 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,910 Yeah, but I'm turning over a new leaf. 126 00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:46,044 Yeah, what leaf is that? 127 00:05:47,664 --> 00:05:50,630 No more sex with anonymous men 128 00:05:50,631 --> 00:05:53,717 chosen for their abdominal fitness. 129 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:55,719 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 130 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,622 Closing my Tinder account. 131 00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:00,766 I'm done with meaningless sexual gratification. 132 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:04,686 I want... connection, 133 00:06:04,687 --> 00:06:07,327 conversation, shared interests. 134 00:06:08,381 --> 00:06:09,567 That's good for you. 135 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:11,940 Where you going? 136 00:06:11,941 --> 00:06:13,195 I woke up feeling like a drink, 137 00:06:13,196 --> 00:06:16,656 so I decided I'd run to work instead. 138 00:06:16,657 --> 00:06:18,887 Gotta be at least five miles. 139 00:06:18,888 --> 00:06:21,933 It's actually closer to seven. Hope you're hungry. 140 00:06:21,934 --> 00:06:23,914 Sergeant York is in there cooking breakfast again. 141 00:06:23,915 --> 00:06:25,332 (CHUCKLES) 142 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:26,833 (CARL) Discipline. Commitment. 143 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,466 In bed. Lights out at 2100. 144 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:31,296 Up at 0530. 145 00:06:31,297 --> 00:06:34,341 In the field at 0630. The warrior way. 146 00:06:34,342 --> 00:06:35,509 (FIONA) Is that grits? 147 00:06:35,510 --> 00:06:36,802 And eggs, flapjacks, 148 00:06:36,803 --> 00:06:38,303 sausage and biscuits, 149 00:06:38,304 --> 00:06:39,846 and breakfast meats. 150 00:06:39,847 --> 00:06:41,681 (FIONA) Whoa. 151 00:06:41,682 --> 00:06:43,725 Gotta stay strong to man the gates. 152 00:06:43,726 --> 00:06:47,011 Preserve America for all those fat-ass coastal elites 153 00:06:47,012 --> 00:06:48,678 taking our liberties for granted. 154 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:50,238 What gates? 155 00:06:50,239 --> 00:06:53,027 The gates that protect us from tyranny and oppression. 156 00:06:54,487 --> 00:06:55,946 How are you gonna eat all that? 157 00:06:55,947 --> 00:06:58,051 I gotta stay combat ready for the fall. 158 00:06:58,052 --> 00:06:59,378 I'm a cadet corporal now. 159 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:01,158 Corporals deal with hell week. 160 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,244 Oh, I can't wait to torture 161 00:07:02,245 --> 00:07:03,870 those little seventh grade fuckers. 162 00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:05,352 Espresso? 163 00:07:05,353 --> 00:07:07,332 You buy that with some of your Monica meth money? 164 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,046 - Yeah. - Then no. 165 00:07:09,047 --> 00:07:11,294 - You sell my meth yet? - Moved Debbie's yesterday. 166 00:07:11,295 --> 00:07:13,255 Next, Lip's. Then yours. 167 00:07:13,256 --> 00:07:15,006 - Jesus. - (CARL) Hey, I can't move it 168 00:07:15,007 --> 00:07:16,883 all at once... could attract cartel attention. 169 00:07:16,884 --> 00:07:18,969 - Mm-hmm. - What happened to ramrod-ready 170 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,679 American patriot Corporal Carl? 171 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,930 The most American thing is the pursuit 172 00:07:21,931 --> 00:07:24,057 of free enterprise, Fiona. 173 00:07:24,058 --> 00:07:26,635 - Where's my meth? - You don't get any. 174 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:28,788 And your brothers shouldn't have taken any either. 175 00:07:28,789 --> 00:07:30,438 (CARL) Okay, well, I guess you won't want to be 176 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:32,357 luxuriating in my AquaRest Bubble Master 177 00:07:32,358 --> 00:07:33,900 later today, then. 178 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:35,150 Your what? 179 00:07:35,151 --> 00:07:37,163 Carl bought a hot tub with his Monica money. 180 00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:39,948 Sixteen jets and a waterfall. Gets delivered this morning. 181 00:07:39,949 --> 00:07:43,197 Do I have to go to all those birthday parties tomorrow? 182 00:07:43,198 --> 00:07:45,412 - How many'd you get invited to? - Four. 183 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:48,123 Oh, they gonna have goodie bags like the parties last weekend? 184 00:07:48,124 --> 00:07:50,083 Those Avengers DVD sets were pretty cool. 185 00:07:50,084 --> 00:07:52,711 - Mm, and the GameStop gift cards. - Oh, yeah. 186 00:07:52,712 --> 00:07:54,239 Oh, hey, go get dressed, Liam, okay? 187 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,006 It's almost time for school. 188 00:07:56,424 --> 00:07:58,133 (BUGLE CALL PLAYING) 189 00:07:58,134 --> 00:07:59,886 Gotta raise the colors. 190 00:07:59,887 --> 00:08:01,583 We have colors? 191 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,759 - He put up a flagpole. - What? 192 00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:08,768 (GONG RESOUNDS) 193 00:08:08,769 --> 00:08:11,898 (MEN CHANTING) 194 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,792 (GONG RESOUNDS) 195 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:33,752 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 196 00:08:33,753 --> 00:08:37,340 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 197 00:08:43,387 --> 00:08:45,181 Just one left, my love. 198 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:49,908 One rock. 199 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:53,075 And then I must... 200 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,150 return to life. 201 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:05,670 Here's looking at you, kid. 202 00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:09,579 (INHALING) 203 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,665 (GRUNGY ROCK MUSIC) 204 00:09:25,304 --> 00:09:27,089 Morning, Berta. How was your night? 205 00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:28,390 Shitty. 206 00:09:28,391 --> 00:09:30,823 Drunk asshole showed up around three. 207 00:09:30,824 --> 00:09:33,687 His credit card was declined. He didn't have any cash. 208 00:09:33,688 --> 00:09:35,356 Jesus, you let him out? 209 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,940 No, I told him to walk his drunk ass 210 00:09:36,941 --> 00:09:39,192 to an ATM and get some cash. 211 00:09:39,193 --> 00:09:41,278 And then he went all mental on me 212 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:42,862 and rammed the gate, 213 00:09:42,863 --> 00:09:44,656 tried to beat me with the broken arm. 214 00:09:44,657 --> 00:09:46,700 - What'd you do? - Pepper-sprayed him. 215 00:09:46,701 --> 00:09:48,211 Called the damn cops. 216 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,799 (SIGHS) 217 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,413 Hope you have a better day, Berta. 218 00:09:51,414 --> 00:09:53,415 - Oh, you bet I will. - (SIGHS) 219 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:55,686 Don't get stuck in this job, kid. 220 00:09:55,687 --> 00:09:57,659 It'll suck your soul dry. 221 00:09:57,660 --> 00:10:00,880 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 222 00:10:00,881 --> 00:10:02,549 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 223 00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:16,155 - You like going to school here? - It's okay. 224 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:19,603 - I'm not in class much. - Really? How come? 225 00:10:19,604 --> 00:10:21,243 I'm on the playground a lot. 226 00:10:21,244 --> 00:10:22,375 Why? 227 00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,002 Mm, don't know. 228 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:29,226 Good morning, Liam. 229 00:10:29,227 --> 00:10:31,258 Bye. 230 00:10:31,259 --> 00:10:32,755 Love you. 231 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:35,381 We strongly discourage parents from allowing children to ride 232 00:10:35,382 --> 00:10:36,847 in the front seat. 233 00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:37,973 It's not safe. 234 00:10:37,974 --> 00:10:39,517 Middle of the back, okay? 235 00:10:39,518 --> 00:10:41,228 Oh, sure, I... 236 00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:46,233 (FEEDBACK WHINES) 237 00:10:49,152 --> 00:10:52,238 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 238 00:10:54,408 --> 00:10:55,784 (CLEARS THROAT) 239 00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:02,040 Hey, I need a new filter for the 48. 240 00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:06,919 Thanks. 241 00:11:10,398 --> 00:11:12,950 So wait, is that your Sportster 883 242 00:11:12,951 --> 00:11:14,720 parked out front? 243 00:11:16,221 --> 00:11:17,973 Th-that's a SuperLow, right? 244 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,859 I wouldn't. 245 00:11:30,527 --> 00:11:31,877 Wouldn't what? 246 00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:33,529 Eddie. 247 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,698 She took on a bouncer at the Three Aces. 248 00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:38,216 - That big Samoan fucker? - Yeah, yeah. 249 00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:40,411 Ended up in the hospital a couple weeks. 250 00:11:40,412 --> 00:11:43,202 No shit, that Samoan could do some serious damage. 251 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,855 No, knucklehead, Eddie fucked up the bouncer. 252 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,612 You run to work again? 253 00:11:53,717 --> 00:11:54,967 Rough night? 254 00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,366 It was average. 255 00:11:56,678 --> 00:11:58,220 Got you something. 256 00:11:58,221 --> 00:11:59,722 Here. 257 00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:01,599 Oh, fidget spinner? 258 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,350 Use it when you feel like a drink. 259 00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:05,145 Uh, takes your mind off it. 260 00:12:06,646 --> 00:12:08,397 I always feel like a drink. 261 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,274 It's gonna get a lot of use, then. 262 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:13,277 (ROCK MUSIC) 263 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:22,369 - Enjoy. - Thanks. 264 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:26,081 - So no more Tinder? - Nope, V, I'm done with it. 265 00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:28,997 No more pointless sex bent over a dirty sink 266 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,795 in a club bathroom 267 00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:33,589 or scraping my ass on a rusty alley dumpster 268 00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,893 with my underwear pushed down around my ankles. 269 00:12:35,894 --> 00:12:38,523 - (CHUCKLES) - Eat your quinoa. 270 00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:42,097 A few weeks ago, I had this joker. 271 00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:45,097 He comes, and then he bursts out crying. 272 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,516 Turns out his wife had just dumped him. 273 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,393 I was stuck there for, like, an hour 274 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,689 consoling him, when all I really wanted 275 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,396 was to go home to my own bed. 276 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,022 You could have just left. 277 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,444 What kind of person would I be 278 00:12:55,445 --> 00:12:57,234 if I just left him there like that? 279 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,989 The kind of person who uses Tinder 280 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:02,515 to intentionally avoid intimacy on an almost daily basis. 281 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,455 It's not daily. 282 00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:09,124 I just... I-I can't be that person 283 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,460 who wakes up in the wet spot of some guy whose name 284 00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,629 I can't even remember's bed again. 285 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,460 I would kill for a wet spot. 286 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,757 With Kev on nights and me on days, 287 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:18,175 we barely see each other, 288 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,554 much less make a mess in the sheets. 289 00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:24,473 What if I run over Svetlana with Kevin's truck? 290 00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,475 It'd be vehicular manslaughter, right? 291 00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:28,515 - (SIGHS) - I'd get, what, eight years? 292 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,225 Probably do four. I could do four years. 293 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,518 It's enough already 294 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,524 with the "killing Svetlana" fantasies. 295 00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:35,276 Tragic bathroom slip and fall? 296 00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,403 I hide in the shower, 297 00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:39,738 hit her on the top of the head with the toilet lid. 298 00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:40,990 Make it look like an accident. 299 00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:42,616 Hi! Welcome to Patsy's. 300 00:13:42,617 --> 00:13:44,119 (SIGHS) 301 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,808 Veronica still figuring out ways to go postal on Svetlana? 302 00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,535 Oh, yeah. I don't know. 303 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,958 Maybe you and I just ambush the Russki bitch. 304 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,582 A couple quick hammer hits to the head. 305 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,170 - I'm in. - (AMBULANCE SIREN WHOOPS) 306 00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:56,797 (IAN) Hey, you want to swing by the youth center 307 00:13:56,798 --> 00:13:58,090 on the way back to the station, 308 00:13:58,091 --> 00:14:00,259 see if anybody needs anything? 309 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,594 "Anybody"? 310 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,425 He doesn't want you. 311 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,428 He's made that pretty damn clear. 312 00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:07,563 You ran off with an ex-boyfriend. 313 00:14:07,564 --> 00:14:09,602 You disappear for days. You're banging like bunnies. 314 00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:10,811 I wouldn't want you back either. 315 00:14:10,812 --> 00:14:12,100 You're an asshole. 316 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,939 It's not about seeing Trevor. 317 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,146 The shelter kids don't have access to health care. 318 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,439 All right, Mother Teresa. 319 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,862 We can go hang at the shelter until we get a call. 320 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:22,072 But don't kid yourself about Trevor. 321 00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:23,782 You fucked that pooch, and good. 322 00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:25,909 (SWANKY ROCK MUSIC) 323 00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:32,658 (LAUGHS) 324 00:14:32,659 --> 00:14:34,752 ♪ One is for the light ♪ 325 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:36,629 ♪ And two is for the water ♪ 326 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,438 ♪ Three is for the lamb ♪ 327 00:14:38,439 --> 00:14:40,549 ♪ To make room for the fodder ♪ 328 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,718 ♪ Four is for the sun and moon ♪ 329 00:14:42,719 --> 00:14:44,720 ♪ And five is for the creatures ♪ 330 00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:46,764 ♪ 'Cause six is for the people ♪ 331 00:14:46,765 --> 00:14:48,724 ♪ To enjoy all our features ♪ 332 00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:50,133 ♪ Come on ♪ 333 00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:54,647 ♪ Oh, come on, oh, come on ♪ 334 00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,982 ♪ Oh, come on ♪ 335 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,068 ♪ I don't know what I'll do ♪ 336 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:01,358 ♪ Or the kingdom that come ♪ 337 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,238 ♪ But the message is clear ♪ 338 00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:05,741 ♪ It's a letter from God ♪ 339 00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:09,828 ♪ Heaven says seven was a gift from above ♪ 340 00:15:09,829 --> 00:15:12,039 ♪ Show me your love ♪ 341 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,710 ♪ Girl, I want to see what you're made of ♪ 342 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:30,140 So you the new slumlord? 343 00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:32,142 Uh, new owner, yeah. 344 00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:34,311 Nessa Chabon. 2C. 345 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:36,146 Hi. Fiona Gallagher. 346 00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:37,611 If you're here to meet the gas company, 347 00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:38,857 he's been and gone. 348 00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:40,943 - Oh, shit. - Nah. I let him in. 349 00:15:40,944 --> 00:15:42,861 He checked the meter and split. 350 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:45,299 Oh. Thanks. 351 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,395 You're welcome. 352 00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:48,447 I do a lot of things around the building. 353 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,119 Lightbulbs, clogged toilets, 354 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,829 leaky faucets, stuff like that. 355 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,828 The previous owner didn't do shit. 356 00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:56,538 Are you a... handyman? 357 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,206 Handy, but not a man. 358 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,670 Nah, I'm an accountant. 359 00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:01,084 United Airlines. 360 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,715 What about you? Where are you from? 361 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:04,880 Humboldt Park? Bucktown? 362 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,133 Making a small real estate play to jazz up your 401k? 363 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,245 (SCOFFS) Hardly. 364 00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:10,527 I'm South Side, through and through. 365 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:11,682 - You? - Immigrant 366 00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,828 from distant shores... Oak Brook. 367 00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:15,599 That's nice. 368 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,980 What brings you down here to live among the great unwashed? 369 00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:21,315 I'm a pilgrim escaping gender persecution. 370 00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,318 Local country club ladies weren't too pleased 371 00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:25,301 with my choice of dance partners. 372 00:16:25,822 --> 00:16:28,136 So have you met any of the other tenants yet? 373 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,321 No. 374 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,784 Well, the old lady with cancer 375 00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:33,120 and cats has been living in 1C 376 00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,036 since the South seceded from the Union. 377 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,736 Vet with PTSD in 2D always has really good weed. 378 00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:41,737 And the junkie couple in 1D fight a lot 379 00:16:41,738 --> 00:16:44,131 and occasionally set shit on fire. 380 00:16:44,132 --> 00:16:45,841 And the woman with the couple dozen kids 381 00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:48,298 from a couple dozen different dads in 1A. 382 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,012 The kids are a terror. 383 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:52,264 Think it's too late to ask the bank for my deposit back? 384 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:54,141 (LAUGHS) 385 00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:56,477 So are you gonna move in here yourself 386 00:16:56,478 --> 00:16:58,563 or rent this one out? 387 00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:01,604 Gonna rent it. 388 00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,109 How much? 389 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,903 Not sure. Area's up and comin'. 390 00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,113 Urban homesteaders and all that. 391 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:12,114 Yeah. Lincoln Square lumberjacks are definitely migrating south. 392 00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:17,645 I'm not... I'm not gay. 393 00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,209 Oh, cool, I'm not looking. 394 00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:21,899 And you're not my type anyway. 395 00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,793 - What's your type? - Blonde and bitchy. 396 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,711 I'm a masochist... Not physical pain, 397 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,842 but emotional turmoil is my thing. 398 00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:30,803 - (CHUCKLES) - (MEL) Jesus, Nessa. 399 00:17:30,804 --> 00:17:33,134 What the hell is taking so long? 400 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,766 We were supposed to be there, like, ten minutes ago. 401 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:38,310 Mel, our new landlady, Fiona. 402 00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:40,062 Fiona's an endangered species. 403 00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:42,887 - Genuine South Side. - (BOTH LAUGH) 404 00:17:43,566 --> 00:17:45,527 Come on. We're late. 405 00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:50,239 (MEL) Nessa, now! 406 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,617 Blonde and bitchy, what can I say? 407 00:17:53,618 --> 00:17:56,703 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 408 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,168 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 409 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,088 Borrow Liam? Only be a minute. 410 00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:17,683 All right, go play. 411 00:18:17,684 --> 00:18:19,140 Right up front. 412 00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:23,602 - They're kindergartners. - Go. 413 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,899 (SEERY) Racial, economic, and cultural diversity 414 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,819 is one of the hallmarks of a Hopkins Academy education. 415 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:31,196 If you choose to entrust us with your child, 416 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,824 they will be in a school community committed 417 00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:36,326 to nurturing loving, responsible, 418 00:18:36,327 --> 00:18:37,786 and healthy children 419 00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:40,581 in a diverse academic environment. 420 00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:42,163 Good morning, Liam. 421 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,043 Three for you. 422 00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:49,487 Hey, Susie. 423 00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,594 All right, how many you want, Jamie? 424 00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:54,675 Ten. 425 00:18:55,763 --> 00:18:57,806 Well, you can have as many as you want, 426 00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:00,184 as long as you aren't back working that corner. 427 00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:01,977 - Nah, I got a new boyfriend. - (IAN) Oh. 428 00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,230 Hey. 429 00:19:05,099 --> 00:19:06,933 Maybe I should take 20. 430 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,605 Hey, don't get greedy, all right? 431 00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:11,321 Hey. 432 00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:14,072 Hey! 433 00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,658 The city giving you free condoms to distribute now? 434 00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:18,327 No, he buys them himself. 435 00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:19,536 He's gonna go broke trying to sheathe 436 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,914 South Side Chicago's teenage libido 437 00:19:21,915 --> 00:19:23,832 in lubricated latex. 438 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,334 No, I shoplift them mostly. 439 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,754 - (LAUGHTER) - No, he doesn't. 440 00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,268 Hey, I'm heading to happy hour at Jeffrey's after work. 441 00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:33,425 You busy? 442 00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:35,726 I have a date. 443 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,597 Bring him. 444 00:19:38,598 --> 00:19:42,184 I can't. It's drinks and a movie. 445 00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,499 Oh. 446 00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,793 Cool, uh, what are you gonna see? 447 00:19:46,877 --> 00:19:48,170 Don't know yet. 448 00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:51,716 Lots of good movies out now. 449 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,238 (MAN) Seventy-six. Auto versus auto. 450 00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:56,240 Possible injuries. Eighty-sixth and Cermak. 451 00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:58,029 All right. Let's go, cowboy. That's us. 452 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,531 Gotta go. 453 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,080 (ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC) 454 00:20:03,081 --> 00:20:05,874 "Lots of good movies out there now"? 455 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,210 - That was goddamn lame. - Shut it. 456 00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:14,508 You were tapping that and you let it go? 457 00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:16,343 It got complicated. 458 00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:20,013 Why? Because he fucked an old boyfriend? 459 00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:21,429 Grow up, dude. 460 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,739 Hello, sir. May I have your ticket? 461 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:40,054 Uh, I lost it, but I've only been here a couple minutes. 462 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,744 Lost ticket pays full price, sir. 463 00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,022 $24, please. 464 00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:46,036 I'm not giving you $24. 465 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,751 We take Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. 466 00:20:49,752 --> 00:20:51,795 I came in ten minutes ago, right there beside you. 467 00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:54,715 - You didn't see me? - No, sir. 468 00:20:54,716 --> 00:20:57,426 My job requires that I focus on the exiting vehicles. 469 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,803 Have you tried retracing your steps, 470 00:20:59,804 --> 00:21:01,676 see if you can find where you may have lost your ticket? 471 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,311 I'm not retracing anything, bitch. 472 00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:04,637 Take the goddamn money. 473 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,184 Please watch your language, sir. 474 00:21:06,185 --> 00:21:07,240 My language? 475 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:08,687 You want me to get out of this truck 476 00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:10,102 and fuck you up? 477 00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:13,108 No, sir. I don't. 478 00:21:13,109 --> 00:21:15,068 Because if you were to get out of your truck, 479 00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:16,862 I would have to Tase you 480 00:21:16,863 --> 00:21:18,280 and then superglue your mouth and eyelids shut 481 00:21:18,281 --> 00:21:19,736 until the police arrive. 482 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,826 (TASER CRACKLING) 483 00:21:22,785 --> 00:21:24,321 Now, will that be cash or credit, sir? 484 00:21:24,322 --> 00:21:25,746 (PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 485 00:21:25,747 --> 00:21:30,292 (READING INDISTINCTLY) 486 00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,169 (ROBIN) Liam. 487 00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:33,337 Go ahead. 488 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,134 (SEERY) Diversity is central to our mission 489 00:21:39,135 --> 00:21:41,470 of pursuing academic excellence 490 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:42,971 alongside a commitment to nurturing 491 00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:45,974 loving, responsible, and healthy children 492 00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:49,102 in a diverse academic environment. 493 00:21:49,103 --> 00:21:50,896 Good morning, Liam. 494 00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:52,939 (SIGHS) 495 00:22:00,531 --> 00:22:02,324 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 496 00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:07,788 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 497 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,292 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 498 00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:15,045 (DISTORTED VOCALS) 499 00:22:16,839 --> 00:22:18,757 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 500 00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:21,597 Namaste, namaste, namaste! 501 00:22:21,598 --> 00:22:23,007 Where the hell have you been? 502 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,931 In mourning and meditation after the death of your mother. 503 00:22:25,932 --> 00:22:28,514 Acceptance, resurrection, 504 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,352 enlightenment. 505 00:22:30,353 --> 00:22:32,020 And... 506 00:22:33,014 --> 00:22:36,650 we have to deny the existence of a permanent entity 507 00:22:36,651 --> 00:22:38,853 that remains constant behind the changing 508 00:22:38,854 --> 00:22:41,905 corporal or incorporal components of a living being. 509 00:22:41,906 --> 00:22:44,699 All things are in a constant state of flux. 510 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,118 All is changing, 511 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,826 and no permanent state exists by itself. 512 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,872 Your mother... Holy Buddha rest her soul... 513 00:22:50,873 --> 00:22:53,291 Stole my chakra when I was 20 years old, 514 00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:55,127 and she kept it until her death, 515 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:56,920 and now she's gone. 516 00:22:56,921 --> 00:22:58,444 And I'm free. 517 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:03,304 Can I use the shower? 518 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:06,346 Or-or... but... Unless you were planning 519 00:23:06,347 --> 00:23:07,806 to take a shower soon. 520 00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,651 No. Uh, I'm good. 521 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,145 Want me to sell any of that meth? 522 00:23:13,146 --> 00:23:15,856 Soon as I sell lan's, I could find a buyer for yours. 523 00:23:15,857 --> 00:23:18,108 No need. I smoked it. 524 00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:19,568 An entire pound? 525 00:23:19,569 --> 00:23:20,610 What? (LAUGHS) 526 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,909 No, like, half. 527 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:26,408 I gave the rest away to the needy. 528 00:23:26,409 --> 00:23:28,201 Damn. 529 00:23:28,202 --> 00:23:30,079 (GROANS) 530 00:23:31,747 --> 00:23:33,815 Nasty side effects, though. 531 00:23:35,251 --> 00:23:36,585 (HORN HONKS) 532 00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:38,045 My Bubble Master. 533 00:23:43,926 --> 00:23:45,547 It's beautiful. 534 00:23:45,548 --> 00:23:47,679 You used your mother's inheritance to buy that? 535 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,889 Yeah. 536 00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,057 She'd love it, son. 537 00:23:53,857 --> 00:23:55,770 Eight blocks north, up by the park. 538 00:23:55,771 --> 00:23:57,606 One-bedrooms are going for a thousand. 539 00:23:57,607 --> 00:23:59,149 Eight blocks north up by the park 540 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:00,066 has an El stop, a Starbucks, 541 00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:01,986 and they're building a Whole Foods. 542 00:24:03,362 --> 00:24:04,779 Hey, Sierra. 543 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:05,947 Can you take the girls out back 544 00:24:05,948 --> 00:24:07,240 and get some chili cheese nachos, 545 00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:08,783 extra cheese, 546 00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:10,118 and some Mountain Dew, but no refills? 547 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,703 So I just walked by the Alibi... 548 00:24:11,704 --> 00:24:12,794 Mm-hmm. 549 00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:14,547 And it's not called the Alibi anymore. 550 00:24:14,548 --> 00:24:17,167 - What? - Putin's Paradise. 551 00:24:17,168 --> 00:24:19,351 Bunch of Russian flags out front, 552 00:24:19,352 --> 00:24:21,046 and it was crowded... I peeked. 553 00:24:21,047 --> 00:24:22,589 That bitch is gettin' rich 554 00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:24,291 and we can barely put food on the table? 555 00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:25,759 We have to go back to the lawyer. 556 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,104 Oh, V, the lawyer said 557 00:24:27,105 --> 00:24:28,364 there's nothing they can do for us. 558 00:24:28,365 --> 00:24:29,763 Then we have to find new lawyers. 559 00:24:29,764 --> 00:24:31,056 Svetlana's Russian. 560 00:24:31,057 --> 00:24:32,807 Russians always win. 561 00:24:32,808 --> 00:24:34,976 That's not true. Miracle on Ice? 562 00:24:34,977 --> 00:24:36,520 Well, they usually win, 563 00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:38,688 what with the winners in the KGB 564 00:24:38,689 --> 00:24:41,024 and them pumping their athletes full of so much steroids 565 00:24:41,025 --> 00:24:44,508 that their women grow beards and their testicles drop. 566 00:24:46,567 --> 00:24:48,443 You think I could ask for 900? 567 00:24:48,444 --> 00:24:50,191 - No. - For what? 568 00:24:50,192 --> 00:24:51,409 One-bedroom apartment. 569 00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:53,199 From that dump you just bought? 570 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,497 - No. Five hundred, tops. - Five hundred? 571 00:24:55,498 --> 00:24:57,082 Jesus. 572 00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,543 - All right, I gotta go to work. - No BJs, Kev. 573 00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:03,129 Feeling up only, and nothing below the waist. 574 00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:04,339 V, we could really use the money. 575 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,495 No. 576 00:25:06,802 --> 00:25:09,010 Five hundred? Really? 577 00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:10,679 Kev doesn't know what he's talking about. 578 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,176 Kevin never knows what he's talking about. 579 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,721 You can do it for at least 6. 580 00:25:14,684 --> 00:25:15,892 Six... 581 00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:19,688 (ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC) 582 00:25:28,976 --> 00:25:29,976 Borrow Liam. 583 00:25:36,706 --> 00:25:39,374 - Hey, guys. - (LIP) Hi. 584 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,918 Usual? Coffee and a slice of every pie we've got? 585 00:25:41,919 --> 00:25:43,211 (BRAD) And a couple rice puddings. 586 00:25:43,212 --> 00:25:45,297 What kind of Jell-O you got today? 587 00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:46,455 Strawberry and lime. 588 00:25:46,456 --> 00:25:47,687 Two of each. Extra whipped cream. 589 00:25:47,688 --> 00:25:48,718 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 590 00:25:58,311 --> 00:25:59,683 (BRAD) No. 591 00:26:00,813 --> 00:26:02,105 "No" what? 592 00:26:02,106 --> 00:26:03,356 You just got sober. 593 00:26:03,357 --> 00:26:04,733 Yeah, well, we're friends. 594 00:26:04,734 --> 00:26:06,049 I call bullshit. 595 00:26:07,091 --> 00:26:08,737 No new relationships. 596 00:26:08,738 --> 00:26:10,864 Yeah, it's not new. 597 00:26:10,865 --> 00:26:13,742 She broke up with you because of your drinking. 598 00:26:13,743 --> 00:26:15,785 If you really think she's the one, 599 00:26:15,786 --> 00:26:17,944 just tell her you need six months to work the steps. 600 00:26:18,597 --> 00:26:20,081 All right, six months, huh? 601 00:26:20,082 --> 00:26:21,791 Tell her that if you don't work the steps, 602 00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:23,335 you're gonna fuck it up and drink 603 00:26:23,336 --> 00:26:25,338 next time you guys are in a fight. 604 00:26:35,598 --> 00:26:37,063 I'm gonna ask for 850. 605 00:26:37,064 --> 00:26:38,516 I can always go lower later. 606 00:26:38,517 --> 00:26:40,143 - (ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH) - Oh, shit. 607 00:26:40,144 --> 00:26:41,102 (ROCK MUSIC) 608 00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:42,520 ICE! 609 00:26:42,521 --> 00:26:43,813 ICE! This is not a drill! 610 00:26:43,814 --> 00:26:46,066 ICE! ICE! ICE! 611 00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:47,525 Hi! Can I help you? 612 00:26:47,526 --> 00:26:49,903 U.S. Custom and Immigration Services. 613 00:26:49,904 --> 00:26:51,613 - Everyone freeze. - (MAN) Hey! Hey! 614 00:26:55,284 --> 00:26:57,369 ♪ Lay me down in the ground ♪ 615 00:26:57,370 --> 00:26:59,954 ♪ My time is running out ♪ 616 00:26:59,955 --> 00:27:01,748 ♪ And if I ever see you... ♪ 617 00:27:01,749 --> 00:27:03,458 All right. V, you're on the register. 618 00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:06,294 Lip, Sierra, looks like we're cooking. 619 00:27:06,295 --> 00:27:08,380 ♪ Flesh, blood, skin, and bone ♪ 620 00:27:08,381 --> 00:27:12,176 ♪ Drag me down to a river that's cold ♪ 621 00:27:13,177 --> 00:27:16,179 - I'd like to apologize, son. - For what? 622 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:19,334 For whatever I've done to you that I can't remember. 623 00:27:19,335 --> 00:27:21,184 What do you remember? 624 00:27:21,185 --> 00:27:23,862 Um, honestly, not much. 625 00:27:23,863 --> 00:27:26,564 I'm making amends to all the people I've harmed 626 00:27:26,565 --> 00:27:27,982 the three decades your mother had me 627 00:27:27,983 --> 00:27:30,402 under her intoxicating spell. 628 00:27:30,403 --> 00:27:32,077 So is there anything that you can think of 629 00:27:32,078 --> 00:27:34,239 that I should apologize to you for? 630 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,824 Kind of a long list. 631 00:27:35,825 --> 00:27:37,867 Well, let me just apologize... 632 00:27:37,868 --> 00:27:40,287 for all of it, huh? 633 00:27:42,969 --> 00:27:44,333 I'm sorry, son. 634 00:27:46,856 --> 00:27:48,753 Thank you. Okay. 635 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:52,003 I'm off to find others in need of my amends. 636 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,838 I made a list. 637 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,922 That's it? 638 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,928 No, it's just the beginning. 639 00:27:56,929 --> 00:27:59,973 Once I begin making amends for the things I do remember, 640 00:27:59,974 --> 00:28:02,221 it'll jog my memory for all the rest. 641 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,686 (RUSSIAN ROCK MUSIC) 642 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,694 (SINGING IN RUSSIAN) 643 00:28:18,659 --> 00:28:21,579 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 644 00:28:23,664 --> 00:28:25,498 Jesus, thank God. 645 00:28:25,499 --> 00:28:27,337 What the hell happened in here? 646 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,044 Half-price drinks to anybody who can order in Russian. 647 00:28:30,045 --> 00:28:31,838 It took me a week to learn pivo pozhaluysta, 648 00:28:31,839 --> 00:28:33,548 and I still think I'm saying it wrong. 649 00:28:33,549 --> 00:28:36,371 She only plays Red Army parades on the TV. 650 00:28:36,372 --> 00:28:38,467 Won't even change it for the Sox games. 651 00:28:41,203 --> 00:28:42,678 So... 652 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,225 you come back. 653 00:28:44,226 --> 00:28:46,102 - It's about time. - We need to talk. 654 00:28:46,103 --> 00:28:47,396 No shit. 655 00:28:48,105 --> 00:28:49,898 I want you to do the right thing. 656 00:28:49,899 --> 00:28:51,483 - Which is what? - Give us our bar back. 657 00:28:51,484 --> 00:28:52,942 - We'll be thruple again? - Hell no. 658 00:28:52,943 --> 00:28:54,235 Then no. 659 00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:56,651 You and big, handsome Kevin husband 660 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,151 are stupid people. 661 00:28:58,152 --> 00:29:00,325 You need caring for like babies. 662 00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:02,494 We trusted you, and you lied to us. 663 00:29:02,495 --> 00:29:03,870 You would have lost the bar. 664 00:29:03,871 --> 00:29:05,478 You would have lost everything. 665 00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,290 You didn't pay taxes for two years. 666 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:10,139 I stayed up all night doing books while you two sleep. 667 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:11,419 You should be in here thanking me 668 00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:13,273 instead of whining like little baby. 669 00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:15,590 You want to go back to old way, fine. 670 00:29:15,591 --> 00:29:18,548 Otherwise, get your chorny ass out of my bar. 671 00:29:20,387 --> 00:29:21,472 (CRIES OUT) 672 00:29:23,098 --> 00:29:24,098 (YELLS) 673 00:29:24,808 --> 00:29:27,936 (BOTH YELLING) 674 00:29:27,937 --> 00:29:30,063 Should we try to stop them? 675 00:29:30,064 --> 00:29:32,649 Not until some clothes come off. 676 00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:35,735 (TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN MUSIC) 677 00:29:35,736 --> 00:29:38,780 (SINGING IN RUSSIAN) 678 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,252 Hi, uh, I-I'm Frank Gallagher. 679 00:29:52,253 --> 00:29:53,962 I'm here to make amends. 680 00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:55,964 In 1995, I think I broke into your house 681 00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:58,007 and-and-and stole your TV. 682 00:29:58,008 --> 00:30:00,760 I didn't live here in 1995. 683 00:30:00,761 --> 00:30:03,054 - Really? - No. 684 00:30:03,055 --> 00:30:05,723 Uh... 685 00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:08,175 Could've been, uh, '96? 686 00:30:08,176 --> 00:30:10,144 Did anyone ever try to rob you? 687 00:30:10,145 --> 00:30:13,020 Woke up to a guy trying to climb in bed with me once. 688 00:30:13,629 --> 00:30:15,776 No. That wasn't me. 689 00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:20,902 Wait, did you used to be a redhead? 690 00:30:23,158 --> 00:30:24,826 (FRANNY SQUEALING AND CRYING) 691 00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:26,490 Hi. 692 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,414 Davita was late, and I couldn't leave until she showed. 693 00:30:29,415 --> 00:30:31,416 Something about her bunions. 694 00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,749 And now I'm gonna be late for school. (SIGHS) 695 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,879 Suppose I could get something to eat at school. 696 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,007 They have burritos in the vending machine. 697 00:30:39,008 --> 00:30:41,881 Tuna fish too, but I don't know. 698 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,178 Tuna from a vending machine? 699 00:30:44,179 --> 00:30:46,640 How do you know how long it's been in there for? 700 00:30:47,182 --> 00:30:50,435 I made rice and chicken for Franny. 701 00:30:50,436 --> 00:30:52,520 It's in a Tupperware on the bottom shelf. 702 00:30:52,521 --> 00:30:54,902 And, Neil, don't forget to cut up her chicken into tiny bites 703 00:30:54,903 --> 00:30:56,588 so she doesn't choke on her food. 704 00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,736 (MICROWAVE BEEPS) 705 00:30:59,737 --> 00:31:02,444 Oh, and, uh, Neil, Franny needs a bath. 706 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,452 And I'm going for drinks with friends from school after class. 707 00:31:07,453 --> 00:31:08,579 Here. 708 00:31:09,538 --> 00:31:12,411 Here you go, and try to get Franny into bed 709 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,418 no later than 7:30, okay? 710 00:31:15,085 --> 00:31:17,003 Seven thirty, Neil. 711 00:31:17,004 --> 00:31:18,546 Oh, and don't let Franny fall asleep 712 00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:20,169 with her pacifier in her mouth. 713 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,299 It's bad for her teeth. 714 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,090 - Bye. - (FRANNY SHRIEKS) 715 00:31:30,893 --> 00:31:32,227 Aldo. 716 00:31:33,687 --> 00:31:36,357 Been a while. I'm here to make amends. 717 00:31:37,107 --> 00:31:39,567 Uh, January 1989. 718 00:31:39,568 --> 00:31:41,674 You and I were under the freight tracks. 719 00:31:41,675 --> 00:31:43,609 Jesus, Frank, '89? 720 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,073 We'll be here till Christmas. 721 00:31:45,074 --> 00:31:46,737 Get to the more recent shit. 722 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,117 Really? 723 00:31:49,099 --> 00:31:50,536 How about the shit 724 00:31:50,537 --> 00:31:52,451 the statute of limitations hasn't run out on yet? 725 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:53,956 How long is that? 726 00:31:53,957 --> 00:31:58,252 Seven years for everything except murder and kidnapping. 727 00:31:58,253 --> 00:31:59,796 All right, um... 728 00:31:59,797 --> 00:32:02,048 November 2010. 729 00:32:02,049 --> 00:32:05,005 We were at 63rd Street Beach doing glue. 730 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,134 Mad Dog and you had blacked out. 731 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,835 I had shit my pants, 732 00:32:09,836 --> 00:32:11,346 so I stole yours. 733 00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:14,207 - That was you? - Yeah. 734 00:32:15,104 --> 00:32:16,995 You're a fucking asshole. 735 00:32:16,996 --> 00:32:18,398 Don't I know it. 736 00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:21,151 Uh, January 2011. 737 00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,239 Remember that little dog you used to have? 738 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,435 (CARSON) Debbie. 739 00:32:34,456 --> 00:32:37,959 Remember, watch your bevel, and be careful about the width. 740 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,669 And maintain control of your rod. 741 00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:42,715 Okay. Sure. Thanks. 742 00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:49,762 - Never gonna happen. - What? 743 00:32:49,763 --> 00:32:50,889 His rod. 744 00:32:52,516 --> 00:32:54,643 A girl can dream, right? 745 00:32:57,354 --> 00:32:59,313 So I got my Monica inheritance money. 746 00:32:59,314 --> 00:33:01,229 Can you borrow your brother's truck tomorrow? 747 00:33:01,755 --> 00:33:02,984 You really want to do that? 748 00:33:02,985 --> 00:33:04,652 Absolutely. 749 00:33:04,653 --> 00:33:06,112 It's time for me to stop focusing 750 00:33:06,113 --> 00:33:07,822 on what others did to me in the past. 751 00:33:07,823 --> 00:33:11,701 My mom. Frank. My asshole baby daddy, Derek. 752 00:33:11,702 --> 00:33:14,078 I am woman, and I am strong. 753 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,414 I'm leaning in, Farhad. I'm leaning in. 754 00:33:16,415 --> 00:33:20,209 (SMOOTH ROCK MUSIC) 755 00:33:24,173 --> 00:33:26,213 (SIERRA) I can pay it all by the 15th. 756 00:33:27,176 --> 00:33:28,509 No, I can't do it all right now. 757 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:29,991 Uh... 758 00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:31,952 how about 50? 759 00:33:33,954 --> 00:33:36,101 (SIGHS) Sure. No problem. 760 00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:39,812 Thanks. 761 00:33:39,813 --> 00:33:41,314 Shit. 762 00:33:41,315 --> 00:33:42,812 The phone company? 763 00:33:43,547 --> 00:33:45,105 - Electric. - (BELL DINGS) 764 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,319 Order up! 765 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,196 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 766 00:33:48,197 --> 00:33:49,530 (SIGHS) 767 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:51,825 Hey, Tanya. 768 00:33:53,635 --> 00:33:55,262 Seriously? 769 00:33:56,705 --> 00:33:58,828 (SIGHS) No, if you can't, you can't. 770 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,606 I'm not mad. Thanks. 771 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,212 Jesus. What is with this day? 772 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:06,714 Is Tanya all right? 773 00:34:06,715 --> 00:34:08,671 She was supposed to sit for Lucas tomorrow night, 774 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,468 but they changed her shift at Popeyes. 775 00:34:10,469 --> 00:34:12,554 - (BELL DINGS) - (LIP) Ah. 776 00:34:14,327 --> 00:34:15,807 I could babysit. 777 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,559 I mean, I haven't seen Lucas in forever, so... 778 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,312 I don't think that's a good idea. 779 00:34:21,313 --> 00:34:22,851 Oh, come on. 780 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,482 Order pizza. 781 00:34:24,483 --> 00:34:26,568 Kick his ass in Mario Kart. 782 00:34:32,288 --> 00:34:34,639 I need a sitter tomorrow night because I have a date. 783 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,560 I figured. 784 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,752 With Charlie. 785 00:34:46,672 --> 00:34:49,613 Sorry, I-I thought you'd given up on Charlie. 786 00:34:50,259 --> 00:34:51,531 He's back in NA, 787 00:34:52,115 --> 00:34:54,136 trying to get himself straight again. 788 00:34:54,137 --> 00:34:56,202 He's Lucas' father, so I figure I have to give him 789 00:34:56,203 --> 00:34:57,496 a second chance. 790 00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:00,227 Yeah, that's good. 791 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,526 Oh, I still want to babysit. 792 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:11,822 Uh, you know, I-I miss Lucas. 793 00:35:13,323 --> 00:35:15,116 You know, and, uh... 794 00:35:16,164 --> 00:35:17,326 I'm cheap. 795 00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:20,827 Yeah? How cheap? 796 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:24,105 Like, absolutely free kinda cheap. 797 00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:31,675 Maybe. 798 00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:37,305 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 799 00:35:42,311 --> 00:35:46,231 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 800 00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,292 Bullshit. Thirty-six eighteen an hour? 801 00:36:06,293 --> 00:36:08,336 (MIKE) Overtime, medical, pension. 802 00:36:08,337 --> 00:36:10,129 Pension we're never going to see. 803 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,215 We might. We might. 804 00:36:12,216 --> 00:36:15,343 The company bellied up. They're not paying us shit. 805 00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:16,636 What'd you used to do? 806 00:36:16,637 --> 00:36:18,448 Pressman. Union work. 807 00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:19,847 (MIKE) Newspapers. 808 00:36:19,848 --> 00:36:21,849 People used to read 'em before you were born. 809 00:36:21,850 --> 00:36:23,100 I know what a newspaper is. 810 00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,275 (DAVEY) Was. 811 00:36:24,276 --> 00:36:25,678 You ever bought one? 812 00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:26,896 No. 813 00:36:26,897 --> 00:36:28,356 (DAVEY) Exactly. 814 00:36:28,357 --> 00:36:29,545 What are you training to be now? 815 00:36:29,546 --> 00:36:31,067 (MIKE) He's home health care, 816 00:36:31,068 --> 00:36:32,731 and I'm air-conditioning and heating repair. 817 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,820 Them bastards will probably figure out a way 818 00:36:34,821 --> 00:36:37,657 to outsource wiping wrinkly elderly butt to Mexico too. 819 00:36:37,658 --> 00:36:39,158 They already have. 820 00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:40,660 It's called illegal immigration. 821 00:36:40,661 --> 00:36:43,162 (LAUGHTER) 822 00:36:43,163 --> 00:36:44,996 You have beautiful hair. 823 00:36:45,573 --> 00:36:47,183 Thanks. 824 00:36:47,184 --> 00:36:49,669 Duran. Beauty school. 825 00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:51,420 Did you dye it to get it that color? 826 00:36:51,421 --> 00:36:53,962 Uh, no. It's all me. 827 00:36:54,633 --> 00:36:56,050 Can I... Can I cut off a sample? 828 00:36:56,051 --> 00:36:59,053 - I'd love to try and match it. - (LAKISHA) Mm-mm. 829 00:36:59,054 --> 00:37:01,389 Don't let him near your hair with a pair of scissors, honey. 830 00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:03,266 This man's a menace. 831 00:37:03,267 --> 00:37:05,598 (MIKE) Dental hygienists are back at it. 832 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,292 Do they all smoke? 833 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:10,898 They're trying to get their teeth really yellow 834 00:37:10,899 --> 00:37:13,527 so they can practice whitening them in class. 835 00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:18,239 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. 836 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,282 (FARHAD) Uber! 837 00:37:19,283 --> 00:37:21,742 Uber! 838 00:37:21,743 --> 00:37:24,412 You motherfuckers! Fuck you! 839 00:37:24,413 --> 00:37:25,997 (LAUGHTER) 840 00:37:25,998 --> 00:37:27,999 Farhad and Wendell were taxi drivers. 841 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,583 Uber wiped them out. 842 00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:32,795 - (LAKISHA) You want a beer? - Um... 843 00:37:32,796 --> 00:37:34,213 Believe me, sweetie, 844 00:37:34,214 --> 00:37:36,382 nobody in this rat hole gives a shit. 845 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,382 - Oh. Sure, thanks. - Here's to second careers. 846 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:41,805 (ALL) To second careers! 847 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:45,267 - (MAN) Or third. - (LAUGHTER) 848 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,312 ♪ We know how to get it, we know how to get it ♪ 849 00:37:49,313 --> 00:37:52,440 ♪ I be throwin' money and ain't no limit ♪ 850 00:37:52,441 --> 00:37:53,566 ♪ I got all this money... ♪ 851 00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,481 Yo. 852 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,653 What up? Hop in. 853 00:37:57,654 --> 00:37:59,113 ♪ Get it, get it, man ♪ 854 00:37:59,114 --> 00:38:00,364 ♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪ 855 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:01,866 ♪ Get, get ♪ 856 00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:03,784 ♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪ 857 00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:05,786 ♪ Gotta get, get it, gotta get it, girl... ♪ 858 00:38:05,787 --> 00:38:07,455 (MOANS) 859 00:38:07,456 --> 00:38:09,081 ♪ Gotta get it, girl... ♪ 860 00:38:09,082 --> 00:38:10,499 (SIGHS) 861 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,293 - (IAN) It's nice, huh? - Yeah. 862 00:38:14,004 --> 00:38:15,838 Got your Monica Franklins. 863 00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:24,972 - (LIP) Any trouble? - No, my guys are chill. 864 00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:26,515 Hey. Don't worry, you're next. 865 00:38:31,563 --> 00:38:34,190 Yo. Liam. 866 00:38:34,191 --> 00:38:36,860 - How was school today? - Okay. 867 00:38:36,861 --> 00:38:40,115 Some cracker told me my life matters. 868 00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:43,282 Whoa! 869 00:38:43,283 --> 00:38:46,327 It came out great, Carl! 870 00:38:46,328 --> 00:38:48,454 Where the hell have you been? 871 00:38:48,455 --> 00:38:49,937 Smoked up all my meth, 872 00:38:49,938 --> 00:38:51,772 got over your mother, and now I'm a new man. 873 00:38:51,773 --> 00:38:53,667 I'm making amends to those people I've hurt. 874 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:56,003 Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow? 875 00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,296 - Uh... - Yeah, that's fine. 876 00:38:57,297 --> 00:38:58,672 Fuckin' whatever. 877 00:39:02,429 --> 00:39:03,429 May I? 878 00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:06,472 Sure. 879 00:39:06,473 --> 00:39:07,805 ♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪ 880 00:39:07,806 --> 00:39:08,766 ♪ Get, get ♪ 881 00:39:08,767 --> 00:39:10,643 ♪ Get, get, get it, girl ♪ 882 00:39:10,644 --> 00:39:14,271 - Namaste! - ♪ Work it, work it ♪ 883 00:39:14,272 --> 00:39:15,856 ♪ Make that body work ♪ 884 00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:19,151 (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING) 885 00:39:19,152 --> 00:39:21,987 All right, gold lamé doesn't come off. 886 00:39:21,988 --> 00:39:24,532 You can get your face near it, but I'm not gonna get hard 887 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:26,367 no matter how much you blow on it. 888 00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:27,368 ♪ Work it, work it ♪ 889 00:39:30,705 --> 00:39:33,040 (INHALES DEEPLY) 890 00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:35,000 Yeah, you can smell it if you want. 891 00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:36,836 You only have 45 seconds left in the song, 892 00:39:36,837 --> 00:39:38,879 so use it wisely. 893 00:39:44,052 --> 00:39:46,762 When's the last time you did a self-exam? 894 00:39:46,763 --> 00:39:48,140 - (NEEDLE SCRATCHES) - A what? 895 00:39:51,393 --> 00:39:52,669 You have a lump. 896 00:39:53,728 --> 00:39:55,729 - I do? - It's not my area of expertise. 897 00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:57,565 I'm a cardiologist. 898 00:39:57,566 --> 00:40:01,444 But I can refer you to an excellent oncologist. 899 00:40:01,445 --> 00:40:05,114 ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ 900 00:40:05,115 --> 00:40:07,366 ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 901 00:40:07,367 --> 00:40:10,327 (FUNKY MUSIC) 902 00:40:10,328 --> 00:40:13,789 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 903 00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:16,917 ♪ Get up off your rusty dusty ♪ 904 00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:18,419 ♪ Get up ♪ 905 00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:21,922 ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ 906 00:40:21,923 --> 00:40:23,549 Okay. 907 00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:26,214 I gotta go meet potential renters at my building 908 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:27,928 this morning, but I'm gonna be back in time 909 00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:29,904 to take you to your birthday parties, okay? 910 00:40:30,578 --> 00:40:33,184 Well, uh, 911 00:40:33,185 --> 00:40:35,102 wish me luck, my family. 912 00:40:35,103 --> 00:40:37,310 I'm off to deliver more amends. 913 00:40:38,398 --> 00:40:40,524 My beautiful daughter Fiona. 914 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:43,903 For whatever I've done to harm you all these years, 915 00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:45,485 I am truly sorry. 916 00:40:52,287 --> 00:40:54,497 (SIGHS) 917 00:40:54,498 --> 00:40:57,541 I fell in love with your mother when I was 20 years old, 918 00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:01,462 and off we went, down Alice's famed rabbit hole, 919 00:41:01,463 --> 00:41:04,173 but now I am released, 920 00:41:04,174 --> 00:41:07,030 emotionally stunted, but still a young man, 921 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:08,219 in many ways. 922 00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:09,595 Twenty-one at most. 923 00:41:09,596 --> 00:41:11,263 My whole young life, 924 00:41:11,264 --> 00:41:13,182 spread out in front of me. 925 00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:17,673 So I am off to learn how to try to be a grown-up. 926 00:41:19,629 --> 00:41:21,190 He smoked half a pound of meth. 927 00:41:21,191 --> 00:41:22,441 Could be major brain damage. 928 00:41:22,442 --> 00:41:24,068 Too early to tell. 929 00:41:24,069 --> 00:41:25,237 (FRONT DOOR CLOSES) 930 00:41:26,655 --> 00:41:29,866 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 931 00:41:33,537 --> 00:41:34,745 Hi, how you doing? 932 00:41:34,746 --> 00:41:36,539 I'd like to pay an overdue bill. 933 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:37,876 Account number? 934 00:41:37,877 --> 00:41:40,293 Uh, no, but I have a name and address. 935 00:41:42,671 --> 00:41:44,341 You gonna keep it a secret? 936 00:41:44,342 --> 00:41:46,674 Oh, sorry. It's, uh, Sierra Morton. 937 00:41:46,675 --> 00:41:50,210 It's, uh, 5879 West 68th. 938 00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,715 Apartment six. 939 00:41:51,716 --> 00:41:54,598 (SMOOTH ROCK MUSIC) 940 00:42:13,252 --> 00:42:14,868 If you're hoping for renters to show up, 941 00:42:14,869 --> 00:42:17,288 you're gonna have to do more than just put up a sign. 942 00:42:17,289 --> 00:42:19,456 Oh, I put it online. 943 00:42:19,457 --> 00:42:21,393 A few people called already. 944 00:42:21,394 --> 00:42:23,583 How much are you asking? 945 00:42:24,671 --> 00:42:26,547 - Eight fifty. - (EXHALES SHARPLY) 946 00:42:26,548 --> 00:42:28,382 That's a bit pricey for this neighborhood. 947 00:42:28,383 --> 00:42:30,217 If I don't get a taker, I can always lower it, 948 00:42:30,218 --> 00:42:32,261 but at 850, I'll have a few bucks left over 949 00:42:32,262 --> 00:42:34,097 to put back into the building. 950 00:42:35,098 --> 00:42:36,473 - (SIGHS) - (DOOR SLAMS) 951 00:42:36,474 --> 00:42:37,558 - (FIONA) Hi! - Hello. 952 00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:40,060 (FIONA) Welcome. Come on in. Have a look around. 953 00:42:40,061 --> 00:42:41,395 I'm here if you have any questions. 954 00:42:41,396 --> 00:42:43,230 (MAN) Thank you. 955 00:42:43,231 --> 00:42:45,399 Paint's new. And the fridge. 956 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,692 Laundry? 957 00:42:46,693 --> 00:42:48,695 In the basement. It's coin-op. 958 00:42:50,739 --> 00:42:53,407 - Hi, welcome. - Hey, what's up? 959 00:42:53,408 --> 00:42:56,952 Uh, there's, uh, alternate side parking on the street, 960 00:42:56,953 --> 00:42:59,304 and there's a space out back that comes with the apartment. 961 00:42:59,305 --> 00:43:00,974 I only have my bike. 962 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,089 (TOILET FLUSHES) 963 00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:12,593 So 850? 964 00:43:12,594 --> 00:43:14,261 Yep. Plus first, last, 965 00:43:14,262 --> 00:43:16,096 and a one-month security deposit. 966 00:43:16,097 --> 00:43:17,806 (WHISPERING) What are you thinking? 967 00:43:17,807 --> 00:43:19,872 (WHISPERING) I like it. 968 00:43:19,873 --> 00:43:22,251 Okay. We'll take it. 969 00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:23,270 Really? 970 00:43:23,271 --> 00:43:24,563 Great! 971 00:43:24,564 --> 00:43:26,751 Eight seventy-five. 972 00:43:26,752 --> 00:43:28,618 Nine hundred. 973 00:43:28,619 --> 00:43:30,444 Nine fifty. 974 00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:31,779 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 975 00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:32,655 Uh... 976 00:43:34,453 --> 00:43:36,116 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 977 00:43:36,117 --> 00:43:38,340 You paid her electric bill? 978 00:43:38,341 --> 00:43:40,159 Gonna pay me back when she can. 979 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,353 You're spending your mom's dirty meth money 980 00:43:42,354 --> 00:43:44,872 on your ex-girlfriend who doesn't want you anymore. 981 00:43:46,294 --> 00:43:48,003 And now you want to go over there 982 00:43:48,004 --> 00:43:49,303 and babysit her kid. 983 00:43:49,304 --> 00:43:50,673 His name's Lucas. 984 00:43:50,674 --> 00:43:53,175 I don't know. We're buddies. 985 00:43:53,176 --> 00:43:55,302 (SCOFFS) You're just praying that she comes back 986 00:43:55,303 --> 00:43:58,097 from her date horny and you can be there to step in. 987 00:43:58,098 --> 00:44:00,421 Go ahead. Deny it. 988 00:44:00,422 --> 00:44:01,591 You can't. 989 00:44:03,311 --> 00:44:04,954 Your girl's on the phone again. 990 00:44:04,955 --> 00:44:06,146 Needs you to run to the CVS 991 00:44:06,147 --> 00:44:07,523 for more Preparation H. 992 00:44:07,524 --> 00:44:08,649 Christ. 993 00:44:08,650 --> 00:44:10,818 This bed rest shit is running me fucking ragged. 994 00:44:10,819 --> 00:44:12,821 Damn baby can't come soon enough. 995 00:44:16,466 --> 00:44:19,640 - Hi. - Fuck off, runt. 996 00:44:21,371 --> 00:44:24,456 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 997 00:44:27,585 --> 00:44:28,669 ♪ Hey! ♪ 998 00:44:31,172 --> 00:44:34,342 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 999 00:44:36,302 --> 00:44:38,929 Sir, yelling isn't gonna solve anything. 1000 00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:41,306 We are authorized officers 1001 00:44:41,307 --> 00:44:42,766 from the Department of Homeland Security, 1002 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:43,851 here on behalf of the chief executive 1003 00:44:43,852 --> 00:44:45,853 of these United States. 1004 00:44:45,854 --> 00:44:47,855 You in charge here? 1005 00:44:47,856 --> 00:44:49,432 Yes, ma'am. 1006 00:44:49,433 --> 00:44:51,817 I have a load of illegals I need rounded up. 1007 00:44:51,818 --> 00:44:54,319 - Oh, yeah? Who? - Bunch of Russians. 1008 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,839 Russians aren't really a priority, ma'am. 1009 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,278 Why the hell not? 1010 00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,865 You really have to ask that? 1011 00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,911 ♪ But take a chance with me now ♪ 1012 00:45:02,912 --> 00:45:04,693 They're involved in human trafficking 1013 00:45:04,694 --> 00:45:06,120 and prostitution. 1014 00:45:07,318 --> 00:45:08,318 You sure? 1015 00:45:10,670 --> 00:45:11,879 Load 'em up quick, boys! 1016 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,711 We got Russian prostitutes. 1017 00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:17,506 (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1018 00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:24,225 ♪ 1019 00:45:25,518 --> 00:45:28,396 (CRYING SOFTLY) 1020 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,404 Kevin Ball? 1021 00:45:39,157 --> 00:45:43,076 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 1022 00:45:43,077 --> 00:45:45,622 - Nice hot tub. - It's my brother's. 1023 00:45:49,667 --> 00:45:51,208 (CARL) What's all that shit? 1024 00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:52,836 My welding gear. 1025 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,783 Is that what you spent your Monica money on? 1026 00:45:54,784 --> 00:45:56,170 Yep. 1027 00:45:57,467 --> 00:45:59,259 What the hell is it for? 1028 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:00,804 The future. 1029 00:46:00,805 --> 00:46:02,472 (BLOWTORCH HISSING) 1030 00:46:06,434 --> 00:46:09,186 (TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN MUSIC) 1031 00:46:09,187 --> 00:46:10,896 (TIRES SCREECH) 1032 00:46:10,897 --> 00:46:12,940 (SINGING IN RUSSIAN) 1033 00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:18,570 Immigration! Nobody move! 1034 00:46:18,571 --> 00:46:20,614 (YELLING IN RUSSIAN) 1035 00:46:20,615 --> 00:46:25,077 (MEN YELLING AND GRUNTING) 1036 00:46:25,078 --> 00:46:26,806 What the hell is going on? 1037 00:46:26,807 --> 00:46:29,059 That's her. She's the leader. 1038 00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:44,118 You don't give up easy, do you? 1039 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,183 Patience is a virtue. 1040 00:46:49,248 --> 00:46:50,625 You try buying him something nice? 1041 00:46:51,459 --> 00:46:52,771 Like what? 1042 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:54,977 A car or something? 1043 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,441 A car? 1044 00:46:56,442 --> 00:46:57,818 Might do it. 1045 00:46:57,819 --> 00:46:59,275 Huh. 1046 00:47:03,658 --> 00:47:05,118 (JAMIE) Let's go. 1047 00:47:07,078 --> 00:47:09,172 (TREVOR) You're getting quite a fan club. 1048 00:47:09,173 --> 00:47:10,873 What can I say? I'm irresistible. 1049 00:47:10,874 --> 00:47:12,246 Hmm. 1050 00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:14,332 No. 1051 00:47:15,587 --> 00:47:18,505 "No," I'm not irresistible? 1052 00:47:18,506 --> 00:47:21,826 Uh, no, I'm not going to do whatever it is 1053 00:47:21,827 --> 00:47:23,468 you're about to ask me to do. 1054 00:47:23,469 --> 00:47:25,304 - Take you out for a drink? - No. 1055 00:47:25,305 --> 00:47:27,681 - What if I throw in a car? - What? 1056 00:47:27,682 --> 00:47:29,613 Jamie thinks I should buy you a car. 1057 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,287 Wh-what kind of car? 1058 00:47:32,288 --> 00:47:33,896 Probably have to be used. 1059 00:47:33,897 --> 00:47:34,897 Mm. 1060 00:47:41,613 --> 00:47:43,531 I really am sorry. 1061 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:50,120 How-how are you doing? 1062 00:47:50,121 --> 00:47:51,320 Okay. 1063 00:47:51,873 --> 00:47:53,521 Your mom? 1064 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,546 I miss her. 1065 00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:02,797 It's weird, huh? 1066 00:48:03,217 --> 00:48:04,676 Never around when she was alive, 1067 00:48:04,677 --> 00:48:05,844 and I never thought about her, and... 1068 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,453 now she's gone, and I think about her all the time. 1069 00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,237 Come on. 1070 00:48:15,238 --> 00:48:17,731 One drink. Hmm? 1071 00:48:17,732 --> 00:48:20,860 I... I gotta go. 1072 00:48:23,321 --> 00:48:24,905 (MELLOW ROCK MUSIC) 1073 00:48:24,906 --> 00:48:26,907 I'm coming back tomorrow. 1074 00:48:48,721 --> 00:48:52,015 There is a four-centimeter mass in your right breast. 1075 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,973 We need to do a biopsy immediately. 1076 00:48:57,105 --> 00:48:59,395 I should have called an ambulance, Dave. 1077 00:49:00,046 --> 00:49:01,422 I know that now. 1078 00:49:02,485 --> 00:49:03,883 Honestly... 1079 00:49:05,145 --> 00:49:06,969 I thought you were just floating. 1080 00:49:08,449 --> 00:49:09,841 Holy shit. 1081 00:49:09,842 --> 00:49:11,323 Jackson? 1082 00:49:13,265 --> 00:49:15,122 Well... 1083 00:49:15,123 --> 00:49:17,000 two birds with one stone. 1084 00:49:20,211 --> 00:49:21,629 Um... 1085 00:49:23,214 --> 00:49:24,965 Hey, Jacks. 1086 00:49:24,966 --> 00:49:26,675 Wow. 1087 00:49:26,676 --> 00:49:28,491 When you're right, you're right. 1088 00:49:28,492 --> 00:49:30,680 I should've let you drive. 1089 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:38,604 (INDISTINCT SPEECH ON TV) 1090 00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:44,484 (KEYS JINGLING) 1091 00:49:44,485 --> 00:49:45,778 (LOCK CLICKS) 1092 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,848 (LIP) Hey. 1093 00:49:53,745 --> 00:49:55,267 When did he fall asleep? 1094 00:49:55,747 --> 00:49:57,717 Uh, maybe half an hour ago. 1095 00:50:00,726 --> 00:50:02,119 How was your dinner? 1096 00:50:02,546 --> 00:50:03,628 It was fine. 1097 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,840 I was about to carry him into bed, 1098 00:50:06,841 --> 00:50:10,343 you know, if you want to relax or whatever. 1099 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:11,803 No. No, thanks. 1100 00:50:11,804 --> 00:50:13,010 No, really, I mean, I probably should've 1101 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,389 taken him to bed a while ago, so... 1102 00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:15,975 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 1103 00:50:20,855 --> 00:50:22,021 Hey. 1104 00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:23,265 Hey. 1105 00:50:23,266 --> 00:50:25,031 I found a spot for your car. 1106 00:50:25,032 --> 00:50:26,490 Around the corner. 1107 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:28,153 - Is that cool? - Yeah. 1108 00:50:28,154 --> 00:50:32,783 (ROCK MUSIC) 1109 00:50:32,784 --> 00:50:34,494 Uh, I should get going. 1110 00:50:37,371 --> 00:50:41,694 There's, uh, leftover pizza in the refrigerator. 1111 00:50:41,695 --> 00:50:45,185 - Thanks for watching Lucas. - Yeah, it's no problem. 1112 00:50:45,186 --> 00:50:47,923 - Can I pay you something? - No. No, it's fine. 1113 00:50:48,873 --> 00:50:51,718 - Really, I should do... - Honest, no, it's fine. 1114 00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,054 ♪ Sure is the life... ♪ 1115 00:50:54,055 --> 00:50:55,263 (SIERRA) Night. 1116 00:51:24,794 --> 00:51:27,420 A thousand bucks? 1117 00:51:27,421 --> 00:51:29,333 Don't go thinking you can raise our rent, now. 1118 00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,049 You have a lease. 1119 00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,801 For another six months. 1120 00:51:32,802 --> 00:51:34,746 We negotiating already? 1121 00:51:34,747 --> 00:51:35,846 - Hell yes. - Hmm. 1122 00:51:35,847 --> 00:51:37,556 And I always win. 1123 00:51:37,557 --> 00:51:39,267 I do not doubt it. 1124 00:51:41,811 --> 00:51:43,311 You got a great job. 1125 00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:45,046 Why did you never buy this place? 1126 00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:47,440 It's a shithole. 1127 00:51:47,441 --> 00:51:49,276 (BOTH LAUGH) 1128 00:51:49,277 --> 00:51:50,915 (CELL PHONE WHOOSHES) 1129 00:51:55,283 --> 00:51:56,840 Oh, jeez. 1130 00:51:56,841 --> 00:51:58,607 That guy from the other night, 1131 00:51:58,608 --> 00:52:00,279 he sent me a dick pic. 1132 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,455 Oh, my gosh, that is so nasty! 1133 00:52:02,456 --> 00:52:04,992 You actually let those things near you? Ugh. 1134 00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:07,294 Well, they look a little better when you're drunk. 1135 00:52:07,295 --> 00:52:08,837 I've never been that drunk. 1136 00:52:08,838 --> 00:52:11,790 - What? Never? - Nope. 1137 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:13,800 Never. 1138 00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:15,594 (MEL) Jesus, Nessa, 1139 00:52:15,595 --> 00:52:16,803 are you planning on coming to bed, 1140 00:52:16,804 --> 00:52:18,305 or are you gonna sit out there 1141 00:52:18,306 --> 00:52:19,806 hitting on our landlady all night? 1142 00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:21,249 (WINDOW SHUTS) 1143 00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:22,893 My Juliet beckons. 1144 00:52:22,894 --> 00:52:25,021 (DOG BARKING) 1145 00:52:26,522 --> 00:52:28,106 (MEL) Nessa, now. 1146 00:52:28,107 --> 00:52:29,719 (NESSA) I'm coming! 1147 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,527 I'm coming, for Chrissakes. 1148 00:52:55,426 --> 00:52:57,119 Hi. 1149 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,386 Um... 1150 00:52:58,387 --> 00:53:01,389 (ROCK MUSIC) 1151 00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:06,503 What's this? 1152 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,030 I'm paying you back, you know, for the rehab. 1153 00:53:11,031 --> 00:53:12,317 It's 9,000 there. I don't have it all, 1154 00:53:12,318 --> 00:53:13,985 but I can get you something every week 1155 00:53:13,986 --> 00:53:15,153 now that I'm working. 1156 00:53:15,154 --> 00:53:16,988 You don't have to pay me back. 1157 00:53:16,989 --> 00:53:18,404 I want to. 1158 00:53:21,788 --> 00:53:23,359 Thanks for the rehab. 1159 00:53:29,961 --> 00:53:31,711 ♪ So come on ♪ 1160 00:53:33,673 --> 00:53:36,424 ♪ So come on! ♪ 1161 00:53:37,244 --> 00:53:43,244 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 1162 00:53:44,225 --> 00:53:46,309 (BUGLE PLAYING REVEILLE) 1163 00:54:05,663 --> 00:54:08,665 America first, motherfuckers. 1164 00:54:08,666 --> 00:54:11,600 ♪ So come on! ♪ 1165 00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:15,755 ♪ You and I belong ♪ 1166 00:54:19,677 --> 00:54:21,804 ♪ So come on ♪ 80485

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