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My fellow Americans, thank you for
sharing your time with me tonight.
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Tonight we're
launching an effort
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which holds the promise of changing
the course of human history.
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There will be risks and
results take time.
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But I believe we can do it.
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[narrator] I heard about a man
who carries his own coffin.
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He doesn't wear a watch.
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He decides what time it is.
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[playing "La Cucaracha"]
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[laughing]
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[music stops]
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[screaming]
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[farts]
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[yells]
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[music resumes]
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[moaning]
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You know why they
call me Nino Grande?
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[women shrieking]
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Nino, are you ready for dinner?
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[laughing]
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- Drop 'em.
- You gonna make me?
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[The Fist] No. But
Dirty Harry will.
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Ay, chinga!
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I've been looking for
the six-fingered man.
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What does that make you?
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I am Nino Grande!
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You bang my sister.
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Now! Prepare to die!
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[grunting]
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Nino Grande, always
a foot short.
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Adios, muchacho.
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You just got Fisted.
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[women chattering]
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[women moaning]
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[spurting]
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This is a stick-up, mofos,
put your hands in the air!
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We can either do
this the easy way...
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Or my way.
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- I can do it both ways.
- Give me everything you've got.
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Lollipops, chains, keys,
jewels everything.
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I don't want your dirty ass cash,
where's your bling-ass pimp?
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Spread out!
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I want this bitch
platinum by morning!
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Put your weight on it.
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Fools!
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Everybody, bow your
heads to Superfly.
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Your new god. Don't you
all know who I am?
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- Who is that guy?
- You don't know, that's, that's...
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That's the best kung-fu
rapper on the planet.
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What you looking at, motherfucker,
you ain't gonna do...
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[screams]
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What the hell are you
doing, Chinaman?
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[screaming]
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Now put some weight on it!
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You ain't nothing but a fake-ass
Bruce Lee kung-fu fool!
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Hey, don't you la-la's
know who I am?
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You better ask somebody!
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- Superfly motherfuckers!
- That's right.
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Hey, somebody get
this fake-ass pimp?
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[moaning continues]
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- Superfly motherfuckers!
- That's right.
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Bow your heads!
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And girls, ladies,
you with me now!
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Take his hat too.
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What's my name?
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- Superfly motherfuckers!
- What's my name?
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- Superfly motherfuckers!
- What's my name?
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- Superfly!
- Remember...
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I'm Superfly!
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When you see me coming.
Bow your heads!
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[narrator] New York City, 1984.
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Ain't nothing like the Disco-funk,
free love of the '70s.
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Grown men are moving right
on back home with mama.
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And everybody's on welfare.
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With the central planners
in full genocidal effect,
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this whole city
man, needs a hero,
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to fight back against the blight,
the smack, the crack, the gangs,
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the boys in blue, the
agents in suits.
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And all that trickle down
Reaganomics bullshit!
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We find our heroes in the
most unusual places.
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[alarm blaring]
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[grunts]
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Okay, man, okay.
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Goddamn, you like King Kong.
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Conyo, wake up, man.
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Come on you gotta do your job.
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Don't call me conyo, pendejo!
You don't even speak Spanish!
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I speak everything, what
you talking crazy for?
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- Dude you want me to call the IRS?
- You mean the I-N-S.
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Whatever I send your ass
back to Guantanamo.
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I'm from Mexico, cabron.
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What the fuck difference does
it make where you're from,
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Hector?
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Did you want me to come,
we start over again?
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♪ This eye in the sky
You know what I mean ♪
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♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah,
you know how I feel ♪
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♪ Wipe the self The felt
is the birthplace ♪
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♪ I see the G-O-D
In some blackface ♪
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♪ Zeroes and heroes
Fist knew about this ♪
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♪ Solid ages Flagrant,
and they talk shit ♪
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What has the world come to?
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What are you gonna do, Fist?
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Return to sender.
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Now you talking, baby! That I like.
Keep it coming...
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Well, ain't this special.
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Okinawa Jackson was wondering
when you homos was gonna show up.
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Sign says the shop
opened 20 minutes ago.
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Okay, Jackson. Get a job, man. You
know what I saying. I talking to you.
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Guapo, that's not funny. You know I got
fired from Chuck E Cheese last week.
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Is that why you wearing
your Mickey Mouse outfit?
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Guapo! You know I'm broke, man.
Wanna buy me some Chuck's?
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- No, man. You know what I buy you?
- What?
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I buy you some Soul
Glo in your fro.
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Because it looks like you got
pelicans in your head, man.
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Man, I can't afford a haircut, okay?
Hell, I
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can't afford clippers, shoot!
And my rent...
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It's too damn high!
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[man] You got meet for the week? You
gotta order anything from the boss?
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[Willy] I got more beef than
you can handle. [man] Okay.
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Order up.
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Yeah, give Okinawa some water.
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Okinawa, you know water
costs money, right?
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Come on, man. I'm black.
I'm hot.
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- What's that have
to do with you
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wanting water?
- I'm black, I'm hot.
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- So what? Again, so what?
- Black people need water when it's hot.
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KGB! What's goin' on wit' ya?
Hey?
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How about you hook me up with
some of them Soviet bitches.
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- Them's the finest honeys ever.
- Yes, good. Boss there, must sweep.
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Boss? Where? What are you
talking about, crazy lady?
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Remember, boss is
always watching.
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Listening. Video cameras,
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listening devices, everywhere!
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He likes to watch.
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- But you can't get away all day...
- Like Soviet Russia.
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Shut up! On hay,
down by the bay,
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all day, on hay, by the bay,
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when the kids come to play,
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but you can't get away all day,
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'cause when the kids come
to play, all day on hay,
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down by the bay,
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when the kids come to
play, cause one way,
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or another, crime don't pay!
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You know what, you
know what a hassa is?
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It's a pig that
don't fly straight.
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You know that hassa hasn't
paid me in two weeks.
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- He pay you, Willy?
- Not a damn thing.
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No, he don't pay Willy either.
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What you doing, cuckoo bird?
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Hey, the loony bin
is down that way.
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What you need?
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I just want you to know,
we're being watched.
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They're everywhere. They're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
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People are getting killed...
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And I'll have a bagel
burger, fries and a Coke.
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Willy, let me get a bagel
burger with fries,
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Coke and a Diet Coke
for that loony guy.
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Hey, you don't want that burger.
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If I get you a good lawyer, we can sue
the government for your crack addiction.
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You know that the CIA sells all the
cocaine, right, all the crack?
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The Drug War's a fraud!
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It's a fake, it's a scam!
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And don't believe it!
You know that CIA! CIA!
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Runs all the drugs
in this country!
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On the planet! It's nonsense.
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They made it up so they could
take all of our money.
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They made it so they can
steal our tax money!
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Fucking thieves!
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I'll just have fries then.
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Just the fries.
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You know...
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[shrieking]
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Ho, it's a stick-up. Okay?
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I don't want nobody to make
any kind of fucking noise.
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I know you got some
money in here.
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- Hey, give me your money.
- I don't have anything.
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You don't have anything,
how about you?
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There's something wrong with
everybody in here, okay!
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Manolo, is that you? Manolo...
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Primo, what are you
doing here, Guapo?
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What am I doing, I work at the Bagel
Burger. What are you doing here, man?
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- You work here?
- Yeah.
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Can I talk to you real quick. I'm
going through some things, you know.
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And my food stamps, they don't
really buy me anything,
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no Coke, nothing.
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So basically what I was trying to ask
you is, if I can rob your restaurant?
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Ju know what, I
don't see nothing.
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Ju know, I don't
see anything, man.
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Guapo, I'm standing right here.
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- Manolo.
- How come you don't see nothing?
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Manolo, I don't see nothing.
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But I am right here!
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Manolo, you're not listening,
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I don't see nothing,
man, it's okay.
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You know, whatever, it's
okay, I don't see nothing.
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Primo, I am right here!
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Manolo, listen to what I say.
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I don't see nothing. I
can't see ju, ju know.
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No eyes on ju. I don't see ju.
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Oh! Oh!
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It's okay.
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Whoa. Let's get it on! Hey,
man give me the watch.
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- Hey, hey, hey, okay.
- Give me your watch.
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Listen up, motherfuckers!
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In 1462, Nostradamus predicted
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that a bad motherfucker
would appear upon the land.
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The sun will refuse to shine,
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and a darkness would
fall upon the land.
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Today is the day.
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Prepare thyself, the
Superfly is here!
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What's up!
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My name is Superfly.
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Put the weight on it.
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We giving away free
8-tracks for the kids.
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But everybody will
make a donation,
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or I will Suge Knight
your ass, okay.
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Everybody.
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- Even your punk ass.
- Yeah!
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My name is Superfly!
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Superfly!
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Everybody empty your pockets!
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Listen to the man.
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Yeah.
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Superfly, motherfuckers!
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[all yelling]
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What is this?
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Give me that purse!
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What the hell you
think you doing?
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What are you talking about, man?
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This ain't your house no more.
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- This is my house.
- This is my house, too.
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What? You need to go home, play
some Nintendo, or do something.
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- Be nice, okay.
- Hey, do you know who...
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Do you know I'm big-head...
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Hey, do y'all know big-heads,
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fools who I am?
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Don't you know who I am?
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Okay, just relax. Go home,
play some Nintendo.
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What you gonna do?
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Exactly, that's what I thought.
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Hey, everybody, go
bum rush this fool.
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Whoop this fool!
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You wanna do something, okay.
[yelling]
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- Puto.
- What you gonna do?
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[grunting]
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Ana Conda, go beat some ass.
247
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Okay.
248
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,859
[laughing]
249
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,539
[Superfly] You motherfuckers!
250
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,845
Ana Conda, kick him again!
251
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,024
Like your dad, yeah, that's
what I'm talking about, fool.
252
00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:36,970
You know what, on
second thought,
253
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:40,811
I think I'm gonna come
back, work on some things.
254
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:43,012
Take it easy, you know, what
you gotta be so grumpy for?
255
00:17:43,036 --> 00:17:46,723
You know, like, I
didn't really mean...
256
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,661
Okay, Primo, I see
you later, man.
257
00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:52,167
That's what I'm talking about,
Ana Conda, just like your pops.
258
00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,905
- Hey, ugly.
- Hey, ugly!
259
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,711
Hey, ugly.
260
00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:01,586
What the hell you say, fool?
261
00:18:01,587 --> 00:18:02,922
Little Barbie doll.
262
00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:04,960
What the hell you want?
263
00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:09,836
Do we have a problem, Mr.
Barbie Doll?
264
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:11,038
[chuckles]
265
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,844
I probably banged your mama,
you're probably my child.
266
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,915
You're probably my
little big-head baby.
267
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,952
I probably banged
your mama, too.
268
00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:19,956
Now get that.
269
00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:22,829
My name is Superfly!
270
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,032
[grunting]
271
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,011
Superfly is dead!
272
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,984
Who the fuck is this?
273
00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:37,124
That's The Fist.
274
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,196
The coolest porn
star in the 1970's.
275
00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:43,637
The hair of his hair,
in the wind of the air,
276
00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:45,842
blows through his
luscious locks.
277
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,012
But where's your cucumber?
278
00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:51,053
You know what happened in the
'80s the AIDS came, bitch!
279
00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:52,789
Attack!
280
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,426
[grunting]
281
00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:00,872
[exclaiming]
282
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:10,124
[yelling]
283
00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,571
Get out of my kitchen, what
are you doing in my kitchen?
284
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,943
See what you got now?
285
00:19:19,944 --> 00:19:21,046
[yelling]
286
00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,939
Payback, sucker! Solid.
287
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,710
Let's go.
288
00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:56,684
♪ Come on! Ugh! Yeah! ♪
289
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,087
♪ Get into me ♪
290
00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:06,036
So, you're trying to tell
OJ that that's The Fist.
291
00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:10,545
As in Enter The Fist?
292
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,183
Fist of Bangarian.
293
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:17,658
Fist or Be Fisted!
294
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,027
Yeah, man.
295
00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:24,606
That guy, he was the number one
porno star in all the universe,
296
00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,342
better than the Kardashian lady.
297
00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:28,747
Much better. Better looking,
you know what I'm saying.
298
00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:31,720
Guapo, do I look gullible?
299
00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:34,792
What color is my skin? Come on.
300
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,665
That's a silly question,
man, ju black as night,
301
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,802
like a panther, in the darkness.
302
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,975
That's right! That means I
don't believe the president.
303
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,411
I do believe the judge.
304
00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:49,021
And I don't believe that no
millionaire works at a bagel shops.
305
00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,925
I don't believe it.
How can he work here?
306
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,164
Ju know, once upon a time
307
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:58,339
he used to be a normal
guy like ju and me.
308
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,748
- Normal?
- Normal. Like ju and I.
309
00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,120
- Like me and ju.
- Like us?
310
00:21:06,289 --> 00:21:07,490
Normal.
311
00:21:07,491 --> 00:21:10,798
Like he clocked in at nine
o'clock and got off at five.
312
00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:13,035
Like ju and me.
313
00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:15,741
Like his check was only $150.
314
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,112
- Like I and you.
- Normal.
315
00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:21,019
Normal. Like this was guy just
a normal guy like me and ju.
316
00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:25,159
- That's pretty damn normal.
- He was normal, man.
317
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,665
Normal, you know,
like me and you.
318
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,804
He's more normal than...
319
00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:33,142
No, not more normal,
just normal.
320
00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:36,048
Like you're normal. I normal.
321
00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:38,920
Me and you. You and I.
We're normal.
322
00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:41,358
And he was normal normal?
Or he was just normal.
323
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,561
He was just normal.
324
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,334
- So it's just one normal?
- One day, yeah, normal guy.
325
00:21:45,969 --> 00:21:47,872
One normal?
326
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,209
What you mean one normal, there's
only one fucking normal,
327
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,490
how much more
normal can you get?
328
00:21:51,491 --> 00:21:53,891
Well you said normal like four
times, I got a little confused.
329
00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:56,088
He was a normal guy. He
was a fucking normal guy.
330
00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:59,194
Okay, well, he's normal,
I get it, I think.
331
00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:02,433
- Just look at the fucking flashback.
- Okay.
332
00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:05,874
[The Fist] Well I really had a
great time with you Chastity.
333
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,477
I'd like to take you
out again sometime.
334
00:22:07,478 --> 00:22:10,083
- Yeah. Whatever.
- Great, great!
335
00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,332
My, not on the lips!
336
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:22,041
[laughing maniacally]
337
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,713
Come, witch.
338
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,220
Time to make a movie.
339
00:22:29,823 --> 00:22:30,903
Could you hold this for me.
340
00:22:34,298 --> 00:22:40,911
Yes, yes, one bitch,
two bitches...
341
00:22:40,912 --> 00:22:45,153
three bitch, four bitch.
342
00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,862
What, you've never seen
a real pimp before?
343
00:22:49,863 --> 00:22:54,740
Money makes the world go round,
but bitches make the money!
344
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,379
Limp dick.
345
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,751
Let's go, bitches.
346
00:23:00,752 --> 00:23:04,325
Let's go make some money.
[laughing maniacally]
347
00:23:05,962 --> 00:23:07,364
[screaming]
348
00:23:15,213 --> 00:23:18,052
[El Guapo] He couldn't even get action
from an action figure, this guy.
349
00:23:18,053 --> 00:23:21,458
That's when he found the fleece.
350
00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:25,199
[Okinawa] Flees? The
Fist got flees?
351
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,073
[El Guapo] No man, fleece.
Fleece.
352
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,985
[Okinawa] Don't know what you're saying.
Fees or flees?
353
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,923
[El Guapo] Fleece, man. Okay?
354
00:23:36,924 --> 00:23:39,160
Fleece, like the golden fleece.
A fucking jacket.
355
00:23:39,161 --> 00:23:42,368
You know what I'm saying. Like you
wear a fucking jacket, a fleece.
356
00:24:06,315 --> 00:24:09,789
Sometimes, a man can't
take it anymore.
357
00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:15,000
Then the man's got to stand up and say,
get out of my way, my time has come.
358
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,906
And I'm coming with it.
359
00:25:06,937 --> 00:25:08,206
[grunts]
360
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:13,917
So that's, you know,
361
00:25:13,918 --> 00:25:15,887
that's when The Fist started
doing shit, you know,
362
00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:19,528
slaying bitches left and right.
363
00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:23,504
Then he lost his mojo,
man, he lost the fleece.
364
00:25:25,006 --> 00:25:28,145
- What? He lost the fleece?
- He lost the fleece.
365
00:25:28,146 --> 00:25:30,917
Damn, who stole it?
366
00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:34,592
Nobody knows why or how or who.
367
00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:39,000
But he lost his mojo, like,
you know, and I said,
368
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:42,373
"Fist, I wanna see ju bang!" I
like to watch him bang, ju know.
369
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,612
He said, "No, I don't want to
bang these whores no more"
370
00:25:44,613 --> 00:25:47,149
because they're
whores, you know."
371
00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:50,290
Horse like in Seabiscuit?
372
00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:53,228
No, man, whores.
373
00:25:53,229 --> 00:25:56,368
Like the horses that run
around the track, horses?
374
00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:58,171
What the fuck ju
talking, whores, man!
375
00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,908
Horse like Mr. Ed horse?
376
00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:04,050
No, man, whores like putas, like
whores putas. Ju know what I'm saying?
377
00:26:04,051 --> 00:26:06,488
- Oh, you mean whores!
- Whores! Man. Whores!
378
00:26:06,489 --> 00:26:08,158
That accent, man.
379
00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:10,496
Whores! Like listen to me,
380
00:26:10,497 --> 00:26:15,440
ju get one guy to bang twelve women
in one night, this is torture.
381
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:20,282
But if you get one womans
382
00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:25,125
to bang twelve
mens in one night,
383
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,328
that's puro.
384
00:26:26,329 --> 00:26:29,668
Now ju talking my language,
all night she do that shit.
385
00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:35,346
The Fist, he stopped the
porn, and he say to me,
386
00:26:35,347 --> 00:26:38,185
"I want to find the one."
387
00:26:38,186 --> 00:26:41,091
The one what? The Golden fleece?
388
00:26:41,092 --> 00:26:42,528
The one. He said the one.
389
00:26:46,402 --> 00:26:47,538
[grunts]
390
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,147
Watch where you're going.
391
00:26:54,284 --> 00:26:57,391
- What's your name, kid?
- I'm not a kid! Chewbaca!
392
00:26:59,027 --> 00:27:00,330
[yells]
393
00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:03,603
♪ Yeah, get this! ♪
394
00:27:03,604 --> 00:27:06,374
♪ Europeans lying
in the Baltic ♪
395
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,313
♪ Freedom be done
Yeah, you trot this ♪
396
00:27:09,314 --> 00:27:11,051
♪ Dumb down the culture... ♪
397
00:27:11,052 --> 00:27:13,456
[oriental flute]
398
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,494
Whoo. Whoo.
399
00:27:16,495 --> 00:27:19,635
[grunting]
400
00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:21,972
But Master Duck Suck Song,
401
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,377
I've been studying
here for 10 years
402
00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:26,550
and I still don't even
know how to defend myself.
403
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,357
Like two mirrors
facing each other,
404
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:35,534
great truths are secret
even unto themselves.
405
00:27:36,503 --> 00:27:38,472
And to you.
406
00:27:38,473 --> 00:27:41,377
But Sifu, I thought
I was learning
407
00:27:41,378 --> 00:27:43,716
the secret art of Mu Shu.
408
00:27:43,717 --> 00:27:46,321
On the good foot! Come on.
409
00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:49,194
Padawan, there is
no Mu Shu style.
410
00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:52,199
[gasps] Sifu.
411
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,339
This may look like a
traditional Panther Fu dojo,
412
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,611
but I am running a political
intelligence operation
413
00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,748
against the United
States government.
414
00:27:59,749 --> 00:28:01,585
We're starting a rebellion
415
00:28:01,586 --> 00:28:04,791
against the evil aliens
that run this world.
416
00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:07,029
- [gasps]
- But for that,
417
00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:09,401
I need martial artists
who can think.
418
00:28:13,577 --> 00:28:14,978
Sun Tzu says,
419
00:28:14,979 --> 00:28:16,650
thinking is a revolutionary act.
420
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,221
If you have an idea, kill it.
421
00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:22,460
If it comes back,
aim for the head.
422
00:28:23,429 --> 00:28:24,565
If it does not die,
423
00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:26,367
deploy it against your enemies.
424
00:28:26,368 --> 00:28:28,639
Oh, Master.
425
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,146
Is that the secret
of all martial arts?
426
00:28:32,147 --> 00:28:35,353
Hear me now,
understand me later.
427
00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:40,395
Hey, Jackson, welcome to
the Duck Suck Song dojo.
428
00:28:40,396 --> 00:28:42,099
You know, you can
sign up with my wife
429
00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,070
and then come back with
your black leather gloves.
430
00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:47,711
Solid! OJ's gonna
go get that look.
431
00:28:47,712 --> 00:28:49,749
Just you wait and see, suckas.
432
00:28:50,383 --> 00:28:51,685
[Okinawa screams]
433
00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:54,256
[shouting] Thunderfoot!
434
00:28:54,257 --> 00:28:56,595
Lighting Leg! [shouting]
435
00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:58,131
- Offense.
- Defense.
436
00:28:58,132 --> 00:28:59,234
Special Teams.
437
00:29:00,236 --> 00:29:03,108
[both] Oh! [Thunderfoot]
It's good.
438
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,589
Ugh. You're in some
big trouble, boys.
439
00:29:04,613 --> 00:29:06,280
We like big trouble
here in Chinatown.
440
00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:08,586
Yeah? Well, you put
away our tax collector.
441
00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:10,657
What ju talking
about taxes, man?
442
00:29:10,658 --> 00:29:12,794
We don't pay no stinking taxes.
443
00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:14,463
What do we look like,
baggage handlers?
444
00:29:14,464 --> 00:29:16,034
You torched Superfly's ass.
445
00:29:16,035 --> 00:29:17,369
You wiped away his street cred.
446
00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,650
You tied up our
income for a day.
447
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,177
Thunderfoot is gonna
kick your thunder ass
448
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,814
back to that candy-land
you came from.
449
00:29:22,815 --> 00:29:25,720
And Lighting Leg is gonna wipe
your ass back to the past, McFly.
450
00:29:25,721 --> 00:29:28,358
Ju know what a hassa is, Frank?
451
00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:31,431
It's a pig that
don't fly straight.
452
00:29:31,432 --> 00:29:33,703
You already said that line.
453
00:29:33,704 --> 00:29:36,274
These suckers are intense, man.
454
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,445
More like past tense. [growls]
455
00:29:38,446 --> 00:29:40,482
[grunting]
456
00:29:40,483 --> 00:29:43,422
[serene music playing]
457
00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:48,465
You'll be paying my taxes by the
end of the year, Mr. Duck Sucks!
458
00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:50,368
Oh, you'll take it
out of your ass.
459
00:29:50,369 --> 00:29:52,440
- Thunderstruck!
- Whooping Crane!
460
00:29:55,313 --> 00:29:57,584
Super Mario Brothers!
461
00:29:57,585 --> 00:29:59,121
[laughing]
462
00:30:04,866 --> 00:30:06,268
[groaning in slow motion]
463
00:30:32,487 --> 00:30:34,926
Leprechaun style wins.
464
00:30:35,761 --> 00:30:37,362
[birds chirping]
465
00:30:37,363 --> 00:30:38,732
[both groan]
466
00:30:38,733 --> 00:30:40,368
Who sent you?
467
00:30:40,369 --> 00:30:44,443
[out of breath] You're
making a mistake.
468
00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:46,615
[panting] Big mistake.
469
00:30:46,616 --> 00:30:49,754
Mistake's the first word
my mama said to me.
470
00:30:49,755 --> 00:30:51,558
Now who sent you!
471
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:55,233
[hip hop playing]
472
00:31:00,009 --> 00:31:02,412
[Paco] Hey, Willy. You
don't got a TV at home?
473
00:31:02,413 --> 00:31:04,518
Even my family in
Mexico got a TV.
474
00:31:04,519 --> 00:31:06,855
And I bet it took all 15 of
your brothers and sisters
475
00:31:06,856 --> 00:31:09,193
to pay for it, too, Nacho.
476
00:31:09,194 --> 00:31:12,834
You see this? They might as
well call it toilet paper.
477
00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:15,372
It ain't money. It's a Fed note.
478
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,342
And it says, "I owe you"!
479
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,215
So you stick it! Garbage!
480
00:31:20,216 --> 00:31:23,354
[screaming and laughing]
481
00:31:23,355 --> 00:31:26,561
This is my living room here!
I'm living here, people!
482
00:31:26,562 --> 00:31:28,700
[hip hop playing]
483
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,511
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
484
00:31:51,512 --> 00:31:52,847
- Yeah.
- Whoo.
485
00:31:52,848 --> 00:31:54,417
[Johnny Fang] Here we go, baby.
486
00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:57,925
Looks like a dead end, baby.
487
00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:02,767
We got you dead to rights.
488
00:32:02,768 --> 00:32:04,738
The only way you're
walking out of here
489
00:32:04,739 --> 00:32:06,274
is with the walking dead.
490
00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:08,311
Yeah.
491
00:32:08,312 --> 00:32:09,881
Aw, you must be tired.
492
00:32:09,882 --> 00:32:14,557
Let me guess, I've been running
through your head all day.
493
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,793
How'd you know that?
494
00:32:15,794 --> 00:32:18,031
So where's Superfly to
save your skinny ass?
495
00:32:18,032 --> 00:32:19,667
I don't need no Superfly
496
00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:21,605
to save my ass
from you, Ponyboy.
497
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,907
[all] Ohh!
498
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:25,946
Okay, whoa! Here's the deal!
499
00:32:25,947 --> 00:32:29,954
You can join our
gang, and serve me
500
00:32:29,955 --> 00:32:33,462
- on both knees.
- [all laughing]
501
00:32:36,669 --> 00:32:39,642
Oh, on your broken knees?
502
00:32:40,811 --> 00:32:44,685
Whoa. Whoo. What?
What did she say?
503
00:32:46,956 --> 00:32:49,794
You look like the
Boys of Summer.
504
00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,431
Too bad summer's over.
505
00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,337
Keep walking...
506
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,780
if you want to keep
that look, pretty boy.
507
00:32:59,648 --> 00:33:02,119
You know something funny?
508
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,624
I used to fuck guys
like you in prison.
509
00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:07,530
[laughs]
510
00:33:07,531 --> 00:33:09,634
What were you in
the slammer for?
511
00:33:09,635 --> 00:33:11,738
Playing my guitar too loud!
512
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,843
[grunting]
513
00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:31,410
[grunts]
514
00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:32,848
Better call the dentist.
515
00:33:34,484 --> 00:33:36,956
[whimpering]
516
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,695
[The Fist] Drop 'em.
517
00:33:42,868 --> 00:33:43,970
[groans]
518
00:33:44,738 --> 00:33:46,775
Where you going, runaway?
519
00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:49,112
Looks like you're
cruisin' for a bruisin'.
520
00:33:49,113 --> 00:33:51,818
I'm looking for a
She-Ra to my He-Man.
521
00:33:51,819 --> 00:33:53,822
I'm pretty sure
She-Ra was his sister
522
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,527
and He-Man is gay.
523
00:33:56,929 --> 00:33:59,634
Don't talk about
He-Man like that.
524
00:33:59,635 --> 00:34:01,470
Listen, you, I'm a
witch from hell,
525
00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:04,443
and you better not
forget it, creep.
526
00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:06,080
I come from hell.
527
00:34:06,081 --> 00:34:09,621
So when you go back,
tell Nicky, como estas?
528
00:34:09,622 --> 00:34:12,125
[El Guapo] Hey, Fist, come on,
man, what you doing? Let's go.
529
00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:13,997
He's trying to bang something.
530
00:34:17,671 --> 00:34:19,874
Watch it, don't
step on his teeth.
531
00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,847
[narrator] When the wanna-be
gangster Superfly got wasted,
532
00:34:22,848 --> 00:34:25,619
his two crazy-ass white
boy bosses disrespected
533
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,957
the Duck Suck Song dojo
looking to collect.
534
00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,994
After handing them
back their asses,
535
00:34:29,995 --> 00:34:32,633
Fist and friends are
on a retaliation train
536
00:34:32,634 --> 00:34:34,737
headed for the
next boss in line.
537
00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:36,741
'Cause you know what,
we all got one.
538
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:41,851
Someone's gotta pay.
Someone always pays.
539
00:34:41,852 --> 00:34:44,189
[Willy] Service in this
place is terrible.
540
00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:45,893
Who picked this joint?
541
00:34:45,894 --> 00:34:47,463
So what's your name, kid?
542
00:34:48,031 --> 00:34:49,500
Ana.
543
00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:53,642
Ana Conda.
544
00:34:53,643 --> 00:34:56,548
I always wanted to
hunt an anaconda.
545
00:34:56,549 --> 00:34:58,652
See what it feels like
to get swallowed.
546
00:34:58,653 --> 00:35:00,557
I'd rather kill myself.
547
00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:03,227
Where you from?
548
00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:05,465
Wrong side of the tracks.
549
00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:08,070
That why you got caught
up with Superfly,
550
00:35:08,071 --> 00:35:10,108
trying to get even
with the game?
551
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:12,513
He promised me a record deal.
552
00:35:12,514 --> 00:35:13,949
You sing the blues?
553
00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:17,823
No, I'm always happy! [laughs]
554
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,694
What's the 411?
555
00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:22,198
Aren't you, like, some sort
of has-been porn star?
556
00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,002
Why do you even work
at a bagel shop?
557
00:35:24,003 --> 00:35:25,806
I don't work at a bagel shop.
558
00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:27,977
I'm waiting for the night train.
559
00:35:27,978 --> 00:35:29,814
Night train to what?
560
00:35:29,815 --> 00:35:31,584
[The Fist] To get
my groove back.
561
00:35:31,585 --> 00:35:33,755
I think you might need some
silverware or something.
562
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,956
[Willy] A fork, I need a fork.
[Willy's date] That's it.
563
00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:38,698
Waiter, bring me a fork.
564
00:35:38,699 --> 00:35:41,671
Chica, why you
dating this monkey?
565
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:45,244
Monkey? [laughs] Oh, I always
wanted a monkey as a pet.
566
00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:47,482
- [Willy's date laughs]
- What?
567
00:35:47,483 --> 00:35:49,620
Did you know that
I'm Willy's date?
568
00:35:49,621 --> 00:35:55,131
Listen to me, ju can
pet my monkey anytime.
569
00:35:55,132 --> 00:35:57,770
- Oh, I can pet it?
- Anytime.
570
00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,740
Wow. [giggles]
571
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,611
Are you really El Guapo?
572
00:36:01,612 --> 00:36:04,282
And is he really The Fist?
[laughs]
573
00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:06,988
Do you wanna know why
they call him The Fist?
574
00:36:06,989 --> 00:36:08,558
I've always wondered.
575
00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:12,600
Because he puts it
all the way in.
576
00:36:12,601 --> 00:36:16,007
Wow. That's crazy. [giggles]
577
00:36:17,577 --> 00:36:21,484
I think Thunderfoot was right.
Chinese Boss is here.
578
00:36:23,488 --> 00:36:27,162
It smells like acrylic
and gold nail polish.
579
00:36:27,163 --> 00:36:29,065
[Willy] You know why
gold is so expensive?
580
00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:32,773
'Cause a dollar in gold is
always worth a dollar in gold!
581
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,846
[high-pitch voice] Sir.
You make too much noise.
582
00:36:35,847 --> 00:36:37,784
It's no good for business.
583
00:36:38,786 --> 00:36:41,124
Well, excuse me,
Ching-chong-chung.
584
00:36:42,627 --> 00:36:45,064
Last I heard this
is a free country.
585
00:36:45,065 --> 00:36:46,935
All except for the
Federal Reserve
586
00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:49,172
which has enslaved the
people since like 1917
587
00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,178
when Paul Warburg pulled this
bullshit out on Jekyll Island
588
00:36:52,179 --> 00:36:54,316
and enslaved the United
States citizenry.
589
00:36:54,317 --> 00:36:56,854
All the people in
America are slaves.
590
00:36:56,855 --> 00:36:59,994
And now we don't even
know what a dollar is,
591
00:36:59,995 --> 00:37:02,666
it's just a worthless piece
of paper with shit ink on it,
592
00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:04,336
and you can't even
buy a chopstick
593
00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:06,039
which, which will
poke your eye out
594
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,979
because tuna's cud,
watching the world go by,
595
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,886
while the Chinese come in
here and rape and pillage.
596
00:37:12,887 --> 00:37:15,826
They're planning on raping
for the next thousand years.
597
00:37:15,827 --> 00:37:17,997
It's like this whole
national debt thing,
598
00:37:17,998 --> 00:37:19,700
there's no such thing
as a national debt.
599
00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:22,606
It's a fraud. It's a
bunch of nonsense
600
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,042
because it's worth nothing.
601
00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:27,916
And this is worth as much
as a fucking dollar!
602
00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:30,657
There's just completely
worthless shit.
603
00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:34,062
And we can do anything we want!
You understand?
604
00:37:34,063 --> 00:37:35,832
We are the United
States of America.
605
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,569
We are the greatest
nation in the world!
606
00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:40,609
And you are a bunch
of Chinese-eating.
607
00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:42,681
Long Duk Dong, plum sauce.
608
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,053
You got these fake
ducks, rubber ducks,
609
00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:48,591
their fake dildos, get
these commies out of here!
610
00:37:48,592 --> 00:37:50,696
Next thing you know,
we'll have these commies
611
00:37:50,697 --> 00:37:54,069
selling their stuff all over our
biggest stores in our country,
612
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,609
enslaving the hard-working man!
613
00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,749
OJ wants some Chinese
spare ribs, Jack.
614
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,686
- Chinese ribs?
- Yeah.
615
00:38:02,687 --> 00:38:04,189
I like 'em charred.
616
00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:09,100
[shouting] No ribs! You go now.
Now, go!
617
00:38:11,304 --> 00:38:15,011
No. I stay. You go!
618
00:38:16,615 --> 00:38:17,850
Take a seat.
619
00:38:17,851 --> 00:38:19,688
[all grunting]
620
00:38:36,053 --> 00:38:38,224
[dance music playing]
621
00:38:56,862 --> 00:38:58,833
[grunting]
622
00:39:07,082 --> 00:39:09,888
This is the worst date ever.
623
00:39:11,925 --> 00:39:13,061
[screams]
624
00:39:32,232 --> 00:39:34,871
[inaudible arguing]
625
00:40:08,338 --> 00:40:09,941
[cracking]
626
00:40:13,381 --> 00:40:15,418
[shouting]
627
00:40:17,322 --> 00:40:18,442
The fuck are you doing, boy?
628
00:40:29,246 --> 00:40:30,447
Jew Fu!
629
00:40:30,448 --> 00:40:31,852
Jew what?
630
00:40:36,995 --> 00:40:38,164
[The Fist] Ju on this.
631
00:40:42,005 --> 00:40:43,106
Boss.
632
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,010
[grunts]
633
00:40:45,011 --> 00:40:47,448
Yeah. [grunting]
634
00:40:47,449 --> 00:40:50,421
Yeah!
635
00:40:50,422 --> 00:40:53,528
Everybody, take it easy.
636
00:40:53,529 --> 00:40:55,465
I'll take it anyway
I can get it.
637
00:40:59,073 --> 00:41:01,444
Wait. Ju the Chinese Boss?
638
00:41:03,014 --> 00:41:05,417
That's the last time
you call me a Jew.
639
00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:06,821
I'm Armenian!
640
00:41:06,822 --> 00:41:08,624
Ju da boss at the bagel shop,
too, that's what I'm saying.
641
00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:10,025
- Ju the boss...
- Yeah, I saw, too.
642
00:41:10,049 --> 00:41:11,564
He runs both operations.
643
00:41:11,565 --> 00:41:13,366
He's the Armenian
mob's connection
644
00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:14,503
to the Chinese mafia.
645
00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:16,941
- Okay. Okay.
- What did you expect?
646
00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,310
Charlie Chan?
647
00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:21,149
Somebody's gotta pay for
the damage you did.
648
00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:22,318
Listen up, Boss,
649
00:41:22,319 --> 00:41:25,592
you got problems with me, you
can take it to the shop,
650
00:41:25,593 --> 00:41:27,194
the chop shop.
651
00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:29,900
Well, here's the deal.
652
00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:32,606
Your Scooby Gang is
not gonna interfere
653
00:41:32,607 --> 00:41:35,545
with my street racket anymore.
654
00:41:35,546 --> 00:41:36,947
Don't get upset, honey.
655
00:41:36,948 --> 00:41:38,518
You want a chair?
656
00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:40,454
I got one right
here that can fly.
657
00:41:40,455 --> 00:41:42,458
And it's powered by
a can of whoop ass.
658
00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:45,098
I'm the boss! What do
you think you're doing?
659
00:41:47,068 --> 00:41:50,542
[screams]
660
00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:53,113
[narrator] Whoo, you
know, sometimes, man,
661
00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,315
that spicy kung fu chicken
662
00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:56,252
can give you hot wings
to crush your boss
663
00:41:56,253 --> 00:41:57,288
like a Coke can.
664
00:41:57,289 --> 00:41:59,626
But even a boss is just
a dealer in this game.
665
00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:02,566
So Fist and his friends gotta look
further down the supply chain
666
00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:04,647
if they're gonna find the
real gangsters in this town.
667
00:42:04,671 --> 00:42:07,074
For real. You know what I mean?
668
00:42:07,075 --> 00:42:09,245
Hey, man, what you doing
back there, be careful.
669
00:42:09,246 --> 00:42:10,314
This is the boss' car.
670
00:42:10,315 --> 00:42:12,084
Oh man, shut up, jack.
671
00:42:12,085 --> 00:42:15,324
Okinawa says that Fist
should've banged Willy's date!
672
00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:17,963
Man, this guy hasn't banged
anything since the '70s.
673
00:42:17,964 --> 00:42:19,498
Look at him. Ju know what,
674
00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:22,271
Okinawa, that's why ju gotta
keep your balls sharp.
675
00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:23,908
Okay, oh, look at this one!
676
00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:26,580
Hey, little lady! Ju wanna
ride my love machine?
677
00:42:26,581 --> 00:42:28,551
[honking] Okay.
678
00:42:28,552 --> 00:42:31,055
I got your machine, man.
What's up, man.
679
00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,324
Are you a cop?
680
00:42:32,325 --> 00:42:34,362
Are you a narc?
What you doing man?
681
00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:35,531
What do you mean what
am I doing here, man?
682
00:42:35,532 --> 00:42:37,652
You know I was coming. I was
supposed to be here, man.
683
00:42:37,676 --> 00:42:40,140
Hey, guess what? Chinese
restaurant closed.
684
00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,944
Which way to Brooklyn?
685
00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:45,083
Hey, man, Okinawa think
this man is fruity pebbles.
686
00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:47,154
I am Hong Kong 8.
687
00:42:47,155 --> 00:42:51,062
We the 8, the Hong Kong 8. I'm
on a rendezvous with my group,
688
00:42:51,063 --> 00:42:53,668
the 55 Brooklyn Crew,
you understand?
689
00:42:53,669 --> 00:42:56,507
I don't know what you're talking
about, but Brooklyn's back that way.
690
00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:57,776
You will.
691
00:42:57,777 --> 00:43:00,314
I believe in The Fist. You
understand what I'm saying?
692
00:43:00,315 --> 00:43:01,650
I know you, man.
693
00:43:01,651 --> 00:43:04,488
I want the tiger's eye. I will
trade you the fleece for it.
694
00:43:04,489 --> 00:43:05,958
Did he say gold fleece?
695
00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,227
That's what I said, man.
696
00:43:07,228 --> 00:43:09,666
Man, what are you two
turkeys jiving at?
697
00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:11,336
Argonaut's got it,
'cause war's coming.
698
00:43:11,337 --> 00:43:12,505
What war?
699
00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,342
We don't got no tiger's eye.
700
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,783
I don't know what
you're saying, man.
701
00:43:15,807 --> 00:43:17,582
You will. And you know why?
702
00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:20,387
Because I believe in The Fist.
703
00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:23,662
The 55th Infantry,
Brooklyn, got your back.
704
00:43:24,496 --> 00:43:25,598
Hong Kong 8.
705
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,068
Hong Kong 8.
706
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,507
We got your back.
707
00:43:30,991 --> 00:43:32,311
[Okinawa] Man, that
dude is crazy.
708
00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:34,181
He holding up traffic for us.
709
00:43:34,182 --> 00:43:36,319
He's not crazy. He'll be back.
710
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,056
So, uh, we're going to Brooklyn?
711
00:43:38,057 --> 00:43:40,026
No, man, what you talking crazy?
712
00:43:40,027 --> 00:43:42,464
The Chinese boss says he
works for The Albanian.
713
00:43:42,465 --> 00:43:44,301
Which means we gotta
find The Albanian.
714
00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,605
What Chinese boss?
715
00:43:45,606 --> 00:43:47,374
The ol' Jewish crippled guy.
716
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,577
And who's Albanian?
717
00:43:48,578 --> 00:43:50,748
Ugh. If I knew that, chico,
I wouldn't be black.
718
00:43:50,749 --> 00:43:54,088
[Willy] Albanian? I
know that scumbag.
719
00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,192
He puts all the creases
on the comic books.
720
00:43:56,193 --> 00:43:58,531
Messes the whole things up!
I hate the guy!
721
00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:01,570
Willy, what, I thought your
ass was dead as an ass.
722
00:44:01,571 --> 00:44:03,607
Must've been somebody
that looked like me.
723
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:05,545
I had to take my
girlfriend home.
724
00:44:05,546 --> 00:44:06,747
Rule number one,
725
00:44:06,748 --> 00:44:09,318
a man don't die till
he pays the reaper.
726
00:44:09,319 --> 00:44:11,222
Someone's always gotta pay.
727
00:44:11,223 --> 00:44:12,725
Just drive.
728
00:44:12,726 --> 00:44:14,530
I gotta catch the red eye.
729
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,689
[The Albanian] The spider web
730
00:44:27,690 --> 00:44:31,630
is almost like you're a spider.
731
00:44:31,631 --> 00:44:32,967
Nice shirt.
732
00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:34,971
Beach boys, man.
733
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,544
You know what?
734
00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,280
I just remembered.
735
00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:42,151
What was your name again?
736
00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:43,655
Sugar.
737
00:44:44,757 --> 00:44:46,627
Sugar.
738
00:44:46,628 --> 00:44:48,496
- I love the sugar.
- Oh, yeah?
739
00:44:48,497 --> 00:44:50,034
May I? May I?
740
00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:51,803
[both] Oh.
741
00:44:51,804 --> 00:44:53,106
[Sugar] Oh, my.
742
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,609
I love the sugar.
743
00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:56,045
[both] Oh.
744
00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:58,483
We do this with the
leg, like this.
745
00:44:58,484 --> 00:45:02,491
In my country this
is called Kun-un-a.
746
00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,627
Oh, what?
747
00:45:03,628 --> 00:45:05,430
Makes no sense.
748
00:45:05,431 --> 00:45:07,168
- But just do it.
- [Sugar moaning]
749
00:45:08,538 --> 00:45:10,340
We go like this.
750
00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:12,011
[both grunting]
751
00:45:20,194 --> 00:45:21,296
One more time.
752
00:45:23,802 --> 00:45:25,304
[The Albanian] Oh.
753
00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,141
Okay.
754
00:45:31,651 --> 00:45:35,457
We get 'em drunk, put
'em in the trunk.
755
00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:36,560
That is my motto.
756
00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:38,097
Where do you think you're going?
757
00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:40,401
Uh, uh...
758
00:45:41,336 --> 00:45:43,239
Into the trunk.
759
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,644
I'll show you the way.
760
00:45:45,545 --> 00:45:48,684
Uh, what, what, what the...
761
00:45:48,685 --> 00:45:50,688
What, what is, what are
you talking about?
762
00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:52,558
[Willy clears throat]
No one knows.
763
00:45:52,559 --> 00:45:57,467
Ju know what, this guy, this
guy is not Albanian, man.
764
00:45:57,468 --> 00:46:01,275
He sounds like he's
Italian or Greek.
765
00:46:01,276 --> 00:46:02,545
Ju know what I talking about?
766
00:46:02,546 --> 00:46:04,749
Olive oil countries.
767
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,454
- Ju know what I'm saying.
- Yeah.
768
00:46:07,455 --> 00:46:12,264
First time I laid eyes on
this lying cock-eyed Commie,
769
00:46:12,265 --> 00:46:14,134
I knew he's a fraud!
770
00:46:14,135 --> 00:46:15,604
You steal everything, don't ya?
771
00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:18,577
You've stolen every comic
book in the building here!
772
00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:20,413
- No, there's...
- And you put a crease
773
00:46:20,414 --> 00:46:22,351
in Amazing 15!
774
00:46:22,352 --> 00:46:25,624
Amazing 15, you
broke the crease!
775
00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:28,597
That was not me. That
was me, but not.
776
00:46:28,598 --> 00:46:31,302
It was the women. They like
to sit on the comic books.
777
00:46:31,303 --> 00:46:33,172
Sorry. But I'll get you 15.
778
00:46:33,173 --> 00:46:34,676
Rule number two,
779
00:46:34,677 --> 00:46:38,316
don't ask, don't tell.
Ring the bell.
780
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,153
Ring the bell, chico.
781
00:46:40,154 --> 00:46:42,860
The boss, he says ju
gave him your meat.
782
00:46:44,897 --> 00:46:46,499
My meat?
783
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,605
Ju gave him your meat.
784
00:46:50,609 --> 00:46:53,212
Did, gave. I gave...
785
00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:57,420
That cheap, fraudulent SPAM!
786
00:46:57,421 --> 00:47:00,728
Estrogen-filled,
mercury-laden garbage!
787
00:47:00,729 --> 00:47:02,431
[Willy] My cat, he ate
some of that shit,
788
00:47:02,432 --> 00:47:04,869
and everybody's
growing tits now!
789
00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,810
Look at my tits. I
wear a C-cup bra!
790
00:47:08,745 --> 00:47:10,581
My cat got stuck in the dryer,
791
00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:15,223
he went around and around.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
792
00:47:15,224 --> 00:47:17,494
Come out, and he
puffed up like that.
793
00:47:17,495 --> 00:47:19,666
He can't even walk anymore.
His name was Leon,
794
00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:20,868
he answers to Noel!
795
00:47:20,869 --> 00:47:23,239
- I feel so sorry for you...
- My cat!
796
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,408
I don't like having tits!
797
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:28,817
I'm, I'm, I'm very sorry,
but blame it on the FDA.
798
00:47:28,818 --> 00:47:32,357
Not on me. They had me do
tofu and call it beef.
799
00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:35,396
I mean, they pump
estrogen in the meat,
800
00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:37,802
and they pump it and they
pump it and they pump it,
801
00:47:37,803 --> 00:47:39,706
and they do that all the time
802
00:47:39,707 --> 00:47:42,745
and then the men come out and
have pretty little titties
803
00:47:42,746 --> 00:47:44,515
and look like princesses.
804
00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:46,418
But that is not me fault.
805
00:47:46,419 --> 00:47:48,456
Not my fault, is it? What?
806
00:47:48,457 --> 00:47:50,928
- You got a nice smile.
- You're very scary.
807
00:47:50,929 --> 00:47:54,502
I'm not... I'm not
part of that tree.
808
00:47:54,503 --> 00:47:56,372
If you know what I mean.
809
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,676
- Uh...
- Wanna be?
810
00:47:59,212 --> 00:48:02,484
But look, look,
then in the forest,
811
00:48:02,485 --> 00:48:05,423
the estrogen, it make
beautiful pussy.
812
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,427
With growing the pussy.
813
00:48:07,428 --> 00:48:08,530
[stammering]
814
00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:10,768
FDA approved.
815
00:48:10,769 --> 00:48:13,239
You got a little pussy growing
on your chest, pretty boy.
816
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,210
[El Guapo] Now ju
talking my language.
817
00:48:15,645 --> 00:48:17,214
Who sent you?
818
00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:19,719
Pretty boy?
819
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,589
[The Fist] Who sent you?
820
00:48:21,590 --> 00:48:24,194
What are you talking about?
You came in here.
821
00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:25,363
What's this guy on?
822
00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:26,933
He's about to be on ju, gringo.
823
00:48:26,934 --> 00:48:29,505
- [The Fist] Who sent you?
- [gurgling]
824
00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:30,908
[breathing heavily]
825
00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:32,845
What my furry friend
is trying to say is,
826
00:48:32,846 --> 00:48:34,949
who do ju work for?
827
00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:36,953
Why didn't you say so
in the first place?
828
00:48:36,954 --> 00:48:38,590
[gurgling]
829
00:48:38,591 --> 00:48:39,759
Ju better hurry up,
830
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,697
he's getting bigger and greener.
831
00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:44,001
And harder.
832
00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:46,706
We all work for the same people.
The witches.
833
00:48:46,707 --> 00:48:49,411
You know, the beautiful
witches, with the curvy asses
834
00:48:49,412 --> 00:48:50,547
and the long legs
835
00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:53,286
and the juicy, juicy,
juicy pussies.
836
00:48:53,688 --> 00:48:55,624
Which witch?
837
00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,995
Why did you dunk me again? Huh?
838
00:48:57,996 --> 00:48:59,932
- It slipped.
- [gasping]
839
00:48:59,933 --> 00:49:03,372
They're the beautiful ones.
The beautiful witches.
840
00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:06,646
- The nasty witches.
- Oh, those witches.
841
00:49:06,647 --> 00:49:07,848
Aren't they nice.
842
00:49:07,849 --> 00:49:08,850
No, not those witches.
843
00:49:08,851 --> 00:49:11,355
The fucking hot ones
with the green pussies.
844
00:49:11,356 --> 00:49:15,998
Look, I'm just a shmoe that has meat.
That is it.
845
00:49:15,999 --> 00:49:20,407
No. You're empty and I'm
about to fill you up.
846
00:49:22,378 --> 00:49:23,581
Please don't rape me.
847
00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:26,987
You got a nice smile, boy.
848
00:49:28,658 --> 00:49:29,827
[bell ringing]
849
00:49:30,995 --> 00:49:33,934
Hey, man, check
out the snow man.
850
00:49:33,935 --> 00:49:37,040
I don't like snow man,
I like Santa Claus.
851
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:40,346
Oh, shit. Agents.
Government agents.
852
00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:42,885
OJ's about to be
DBM, dead black man.
853
00:49:42,886 --> 00:49:45,924
OJ, hide my yayo, man.
Go, go, go.
854
00:49:45,925 --> 00:49:49,464
The Fist. Let The Albanian go.
855
00:49:49,465 --> 00:49:51,836
His ass belongs to the FDA.
856
00:49:51,837 --> 00:49:55,009
You can have his ass.
I want his face.
857
00:49:55,010 --> 00:49:57,480
Why don't we step outside?
858
00:49:57,481 --> 00:50:00,555
Hmm. You can step
outside in a body bag.
859
00:50:01,322 --> 00:50:03,059
You got a nice smile.
860
00:50:05,765 --> 00:50:09,539
You're being watched.
They're everywhere.
861
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,076
It's all connected.
862
00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:14,715
They're in your brain.
863
00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,754
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
864
00:50:20,394 --> 00:50:21,997
[hip hop playing]
865
00:50:31,717 --> 00:50:32,853
Pause.
866
00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,561
I get it. Chains.
867
00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:40,132
Chains. They're
still here, okay?
868
00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:41,536
Brothers wearing gold chains.
869
00:50:41,537 --> 00:50:42,857
The chains that
came from slavery.
870
00:50:42,881 --> 00:50:44,842
The chains that held us down.
871
00:50:44,843 --> 00:50:47,180
It's gonna change.
Gonna lead to riots.
872
00:50:47,181 --> 00:50:49,050
Okinawa, unpause.
873
00:50:49,051 --> 00:50:50,887
Dig it, change.
874
00:50:50,888 --> 00:50:52,524
And change gon' come.
875
00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:53,994
As a matter of fact, gonna be
a black president one day.
876
00:50:53,995 --> 00:50:55,635
- I know... Yes, it is.
- Black president?
877
00:50:55,659 --> 00:50:56,966
It's gonna be a
heck of a future.
878
00:50:56,967 --> 00:50:59,605
He's gonna start out
looking like Carl Lewis.
879
00:50:59,606 --> 00:51:01,643
He's gonna end up
looking like Benson.
880
00:51:01,644 --> 00:51:03,947
Mmm. The future's looking bleak.
881
00:51:03,948 --> 00:51:06,485
They're gonna have security
guards at Popeyes with guns
882
00:51:06,486 --> 00:51:07,855
around niggas with chicken!
883
00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:10,627
The Fist. Sign of power.
884
00:51:10,628 --> 00:51:12,831
- Sign of power.
- Sign of unity,
885
00:51:12,832 --> 00:51:14,802
- love, brotherhood.
- Brotherhood.
886
00:51:14,803 --> 00:51:16,773
I mean, the Beatles
and Woodstock
887
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,877
and all that stuff
don't mean nothin'
888
00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:20,681
to what this brings
to the world.
889
00:51:20,682 --> 00:51:21,717
We'll put it in the air.
890
00:51:22,484 --> 00:51:24,187
Retract it.
891
00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:26,492
All right, pause back
to you, Okinawa.
892
00:51:31,971 --> 00:51:33,973
Bitch, get in the car!
893
00:51:33,974 --> 00:51:36,579
And the rent's still
too damn high.
894
00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:38,617
[engine starting]
895
00:51:41,489 --> 00:51:42,792
Hope and change!
896
00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,746
The Fist.
897
00:51:53,914 --> 00:51:55,717
You've been evicted.
898
00:51:55,718 --> 00:51:57,554
[upbeat music playing]
899
00:51:57,555 --> 00:51:58,824
[grunting]
900
00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:04,969
Dead or alive, you're
coming with me.
901
00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:06,707
Man, these some super-agents.
902
00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:11,750
[all grunting]
903
00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:25,109
You reptilian-radiated scum!
904
00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:27,046
They feed you green sewer water
905
00:52:27,047 --> 00:52:28,850
and they give you lead paint
906
00:52:28,851 --> 00:52:31,121
and then they send you
out like RoboCops
907
00:52:31,122 --> 00:52:32,826
to beat up your own people.
908
00:52:33,661 --> 00:52:35,196
I got news for ya.
909
00:52:35,197 --> 00:52:36,799
I'm one man,
910
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,603
but I come here to
chew bubble gum
911
00:52:38,604 --> 00:52:41,242
and kick ass, and I'm
all out of bubble gum!
912
00:52:42,779 --> 00:52:44,148
I'll be back.
913
00:52:45,383 --> 00:52:49,023
Okay, uh, now I think we're
wanted by the government,
914
00:52:49,024 --> 00:52:50,627
you jacks.
915
00:52:50,628 --> 00:52:53,232
[The Fist] I should be wanted
in at least 50 states.
916
00:52:53,233 --> 00:52:56,205
Your baby-sitters got
sent home, big time.
917
00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:00,948
Hey, there.
918
00:53:03,988 --> 00:53:05,924
I've been waiting for you.
919
00:53:05,925 --> 00:53:08,096
[The Albanian exhales]
920
00:53:10,267 --> 00:53:11,737
I give up.
921
00:53:12,872 --> 00:53:14,676
I want you inside me.
922
00:53:15,545 --> 00:53:17,781
[inhales]
923
00:53:17,782 --> 00:53:21,689
They tried to get me to
talk about the Superboss
924
00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:24,962
who sells protein to my cattle.
925
00:53:24,963 --> 00:53:30,574
But you are like a light
that I see in the dark,
926
00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:33,713
and I grasp for it, and
I keep grasping for it,
927
00:53:33,714 --> 00:53:37,119
and it pulls me in,
and it pulls me in.
928
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:42,598
And Fist, this is for men.
Men. Man to man.
929
00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:48,643
You are the greatest porn
star the world has ever seen.
930
00:53:48,644 --> 00:53:51,082
And I wish every man
could be like you.
931
00:53:52,117 --> 00:53:54,021
If looks could kill.
932
00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:59,098
Yes.
933
00:54:02,004 --> 00:54:03,741
I'm just gonna watch.
934
00:54:07,214 --> 00:54:09,018
[funky music playing]
935
00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:18,970
Fist. That you or a clone?
936
00:54:18,971 --> 00:54:20,940
[The Fist] Straight
out of a comic book.
937
00:54:20,941 --> 00:54:22,276
Hey, man, look.
938
00:54:22,277 --> 00:54:23,913
We got evicted from
our apartment.
939
00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:26,786
Su mi casa es su casa.
I love you, man.
940
00:54:26,787 --> 00:54:28,856
Dude, you got some food
here or something for us?
941
00:54:28,857 --> 00:54:31,762
[Willy] No, my refrigerator broke
so I threw it out the window.
942
00:54:31,763 --> 00:54:34,267
Oh, man, you don't got
anything organic, vegetarian,
943
00:54:34,268 --> 00:54:36,939
something like pussy,
or vegetarian pussy,
944
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,745
or cheapos, goat testicles?
945
00:54:39,746 --> 00:54:41,682
Ah, I got some bull balls.
946
00:54:41,683 --> 00:54:42,718
[knock at door]
947
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,957
- That's protein. You want some?
- Blue balls.
948
00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:46,927
[Willy] Who the hell are you?
949
00:54:46,928 --> 00:54:49,766
I had dinner with you
last night, retard.
950
00:54:50,266 --> 00:54:51,902
Hi, Fist.
951
00:54:51,903 --> 00:54:53,740
I'm sorry I ran out on you.
952
00:54:53,741 --> 00:54:55,643
I brought you a doggybag.
953
00:54:55,644 --> 00:54:57,748
I promise in future
I won't be bad.
954
00:54:57,749 --> 00:54:59,016
[bell clanging]
955
00:54:59,017 --> 00:55:00,857
What, did your mother
slap some sense into you?
956
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,891
I bet you don't
even have a mother.
957
00:55:02,892 --> 00:55:04,393
True story.
958
00:55:04,394 --> 00:55:08,637
Make sure that when you
take bites, they're big.
959
00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,078
Hey, okay, little lady.
960
00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:15,349
We gotta go now because
we got a mega fight
961
00:55:15,350 --> 00:55:17,086
with the Superboss
at the car wash.
962
00:55:17,087 --> 00:55:20,392
Right, Fist? So you gotta
go, little one. Okay?
963
00:55:20,393 --> 00:55:21,529
I'm not the little one.
964
00:55:21,530 --> 00:55:24,333
You're the little one for
hiding behind The Fist.
965
00:55:24,334 --> 00:55:29,343
Hey! I'm a political
refugee from Cuba, okay.
966
00:55:29,344 --> 00:55:32,283
And I want my human right like
the President Jimmy Carter says.
967
00:55:32,284 --> 00:55:34,655
Now you go. Peace be upon you.
968
00:55:34,656 --> 00:55:36,860
We gotta fight evil-doers.
He has to get some rest.
969
00:55:38,697 --> 00:55:39,965
- Just wait here.
- Here?
970
00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:41,267
Here, look.
971
00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:44,875
You see here, man. Here,
there, this, that.
972
00:55:44,876 --> 00:55:47,414
[chomping]
973
00:55:49,986 --> 00:55:52,023
[pleasant music playing]
974
00:55:52,992 --> 00:55:54,695
[The Fist] Good morning, world!
975
00:55:54,696 --> 00:55:55,797
[gasping]
976
00:55:55,798 --> 00:55:57,366
Good morning, Guapo nino.
977
00:55:57,367 --> 00:55:59,104
What a glorious day!
978
00:56:01,075 --> 00:56:03,111
What's the matter with this guy.
979
00:56:03,112 --> 00:56:06,986
This guy's acting like he banged
the Victoria Secret birds, man.
980
00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:09,925
Hey, he's got a nice smile.
981
00:56:09,926 --> 00:56:11,795
Fist, you shave or
something, man?
982
00:56:11,796 --> 00:56:13,800
The razor broke before I
could shave my chest.
983
00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,140
Guy's going a little cuckoo.
984
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,980
Yeah, but he's got a nice smile.
985
00:56:20,981 --> 00:56:23,218
Aye dios mio, first
he's shaving,
986
00:56:23,219 --> 00:56:24,453
then he play with doll,
987
00:56:24,454 --> 00:56:25,790
the next thing you know
988
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,031
he's gonna take it up his culo.
989
00:56:27,055 --> 00:56:29,932
Hey, he's got a nice smile.
990
00:56:29,933 --> 00:56:31,302
[hip hop playing]
991
00:56:37,047 --> 00:56:38,282
[screams]
992
00:56:43,727 --> 00:56:45,462
[shrieking]
993
00:56:45,463 --> 00:56:47,767
Welcome to the Super Car Wash,
994
00:56:47,768 --> 00:56:51,040
where everything we do is super!
995
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:54,146
Thank you. Clean and wax please.
996
00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:57,887
No problemo. Clean and wax.
997
00:56:57,888 --> 00:56:59,224
Thank you.
998
00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:01,327
Thank you.
999
00:57:01,328 --> 00:57:03,766
No, thank you.
1000
00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:06,070
You have a good one, sir.
1001
00:57:06,071 --> 00:57:07,273
Thank you.
1002
00:57:07,975 --> 00:57:09,478
Gracias.
1003
00:57:10,547 --> 00:57:12,952
No. Thank you.
1004
00:57:14,021 --> 00:57:16,090
Hey, what's up, you guys?
1005
00:57:16,091 --> 00:57:17,493
What can we do for you today?
1006
00:57:17,494 --> 00:57:18,863
Hi, guys.
1007
00:57:18,864 --> 00:57:21,100
Welcome to the Super Car Wash,
1008
00:57:21,101 --> 00:57:24,841
- where we do everything super.
- Super.
1009
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,444
Because you're first
time customers,
1010
00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:29,918
to join our
super-savings program.
1011
00:57:29,919 --> 00:57:31,421
You're gonna save a lot.
1012
00:57:31,422 --> 00:57:34,326
Well, we got a discount for ju.
1013
00:57:34,327 --> 00:57:36,900
Why don't ju tell us
where you're boss is.
1014
00:57:37,367 --> 00:57:38,769
Okay, chica?
1015
00:57:38,770 --> 00:57:41,340
Oh, I'm sorry, I
didn't catch that.
1016
00:57:41,341 --> 00:57:42,811
But you know what,
1017
00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:45,115
I think I detect
a Soviet accent?
1018
00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:46,952
Oh, my gosh, that's
the first time
1019
00:57:46,953 --> 00:57:49,023
a Russian has been in our store.
1020
00:57:49,024 --> 00:57:50,225
What the fuck is going on,
1021
00:57:50,226 --> 00:57:52,162
are we in some Candyland
or something, man?
1022
00:57:52,163 --> 00:57:56,270
Chica, why don't ju just show
us where your boss is, okay?
1023
00:57:56,271 --> 00:57:58,943
We wanna talk to him.
That's it, okay.
1024
00:57:58,944 --> 00:58:04,220
Oh, you want to talk
to our Supervisor.
1025
00:58:04,221 --> 00:58:06,191
Supervisor!
1026
00:58:14,976 --> 00:58:18,282
Here comes the Supervisor.
1027
00:58:19,351 --> 00:58:21,188
Who called the Supervisor?
1028
00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,796
Nice nunchucks, soul glow.
1029
00:58:25,797 --> 00:58:28,068
- You smacked my ass!
- How can I help you ladies?
1030
00:58:28,469 --> 00:58:30,071
[whooping]
1031
00:58:30,072 --> 00:58:32,409
Oh! What the...
1032
00:58:32,410 --> 00:58:35,048
The Albanian told us
about your car wash.
1033
00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:38,321
More like a money wash where
you launder Fed Notes
1034
00:58:38,322 --> 00:58:43,364
from making sales of
garbage meat, garbage meat
1035
00:58:43,365 --> 00:58:45,937
to the hard-working
American man.
1036
00:58:45,938 --> 00:58:47,473
I got your meat in my pants.
1037
00:58:48,475 --> 00:58:50,613
You got nothing!
1038
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:55,455
Sleep, sleep, little boy. Okay.
1039
00:58:55,456 --> 00:58:58,329
- What's your name, man?
- Name? What's your name?
1040
00:58:59,431 --> 00:59:00,933
What's your name?
1041
00:59:00,934 --> 00:59:02,971
- I asked you first.
- I asked you second.
1042
00:59:02,972 --> 00:59:06,546
I like to know a man's name
before I put it on his grave.
1043
00:59:08,148 --> 00:59:09,251
[grunts]
1044
00:59:15,864 --> 00:59:18,001
Welcome to the Super Car Wash.
1045
00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,971
[El Guapo] Hey, Fist,
ju gonna do something
1046
00:59:19,972 --> 00:59:23,411
or stand there looking
like Pippi Longstocking?
1047
00:59:23,412 --> 00:59:25,181
This guy is smacking
our ass, man.
1048
00:59:25,182 --> 00:59:26,350
Do something.
1049
00:59:26,351 --> 00:59:28,121
I hope everyone is
having a beautiful day.
1050
00:59:28,122 --> 00:59:29,922
Are my friends too much
of a nuisance for you?
1051
00:59:29,946 --> 00:59:32,296
No, no problem,
no problem, Fist.
1052
00:59:32,297 --> 00:59:37,039
Now Superboss, he wants
to see your fist, Fist.
1053
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,408
Not as much as I
want to see him.
1054
00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:40,980
Not as much as I want
to see your fist.
1055
00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,984
- Thank you.
- Let me show you something.
1056
00:59:42,985 --> 00:59:44,086
[smacking]
1057
00:59:44,087 --> 00:59:46,457
- Thank you.
- Yes, thank you.
1058
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,062
[Supervisor] Have a nice day.
1059
00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:55,610
I've been up all night for this.
1060
00:59:56,378 --> 00:59:58,081
How ya doing?
1061
00:59:58,082 --> 01:00:00,352
Welcome to the Super Car Wash,
1062
01:00:00,353 --> 01:00:04,127
where we do everything
super great.
1063
01:00:09,137 --> 01:00:11,308
How are you finding our service?
1064
01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:14,514
Feel free to take a survey...
1065
01:00:14,515 --> 01:00:16,417
Fantastic.
1066
01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,287
I'm sorry if my Supervisor
1067
01:00:18,288 --> 01:00:20,325
was a little rough
with your friends.
1068
01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:22,362
Not good.
1069
01:00:22,363 --> 01:00:24,266
They were probably
asking for it.
1070
01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:26,237
What my little friend
is trying to say is,
1071
01:00:26,238 --> 01:00:27,507
we heard a rumor
1072
01:00:27,508 --> 01:00:29,243
that you're selling
1073
01:00:29,244 --> 01:00:32,249
meat pumped full of
estrogen to emasculate men.
1074
01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:34,420
[laughing]
1075
01:00:34,421 --> 01:00:36,258
[laughing maniacally]
1076
01:00:41,268 --> 01:00:43,172
I know, right!
1077
01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:45,075
Soylent Beef
1078
01:00:46,311 --> 01:00:47,981
is the wave of the future.
1079
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,151
Soylent Green
1080
01:00:50,152 --> 01:00:51,721
is the number one
seller in the world.
1081
01:00:51,722 --> 01:00:55,128
Okay, boopie. Thank you.
Out, out.
1082
01:00:55,129 --> 01:00:56,732
[breathing heavily]
1083
01:00:58,302 --> 01:01:01,240
I'm talking 50%
1084
01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:05,348
reduction in male testosterone.
1085
01:01:05,349 --> 01:01:09,323
50% reduction in
male testosterone.
1086
01:01:09,324 --> 01:01:11,293
50%! Are you hearing me?
1087
01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:16,003
Soon, man and woman will
become interchangeable,
1088
01:01:16,004 --> 01:01:18,510
like lady-boy bok choy.
1089
01:01:20,079 --> 01:01:21,347
Lady-boy bok choy!
1090
01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,585
I know your game!
I know your game!
1091
01:01:23,586 --> 01:01:24,721
But I tell you what,
1092
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:28,427
I've been taking this organic
testosterone booster
1093
01:01:28,428 --> 01:01:31,200
for years now, and I'm ready,
1094
01:01:31,201 --> 01:01:32,841
you understand what I'm
saying, Mean Gene?
1095
01:01:32,865 --> 01:01:36,277
I'm ready to fight
your reptilian army!
1096
01:01:36,278 --> 01:01:40,485
And I'm gonna squish
you like a bug.
1097
01:01:40,486 --> 01:01:43,057
You're like a buffalo, man.
Just relax.
1098
01:01:43,058 --> 01:01:45,195
[pleasant music playing]
1099
01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,669
Hi, welcome.
1100
01:01:48,670 --> 01:01:52,275
Would you like a discount
to our super saver plan?
1101
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,113
I don't do discounts.
1102
01:01:56,586 --> 01:01:58,522
Ah!
1103
01:01:58,523 --> 01:02:01,126
Senorita, you sure you
don't want a discount?
1104
01:02:01,127 --> 01:02:02,530
Ah!
1105
01:02:02,531 --> 01:02:04,166
[moaning]
1106
01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:05,803
[Superboss] I can't
let you go off
1107
01:02:05,804 --> 01:02:09,276
and warn these half-men
about my operation.
1108
01:02:09,277 --> 01:02:12,149
We need them slaving away
for the rest of their days.
1109
01:02:13,586 --> 01:02:15,421
Give it 30 years.
1110
01:02:15,422 --> 01:02:18,629
We'll be feeding them
genetically modified food,
1111
01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:21,101
and these idiots will
be eating it up.
1112
01:02:22,169 --> 01:02:23,506
Slaves!
1113
01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:27,278
They keep the economy going
1114
01:02:27,279 --> 01:02:29,150
in the hopes of one day
1115
01:02:30,219 --> 01:02:32,288
finding a man-eating,
1116
01:02:32,289 --> 01:02:37,499
ball busting, credit-swiping
witch for a wife.
1117
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,469
Witch?
1118
01:02:39,470 --> 01:02:42,810
Boy! I told you not to
call women witches.
1119
01:02:42,811 --> 01:02:45,114
Mom!
1120
01:02:45,115 --> 01:02:47,118
I'm right in the middle
of a final showdown here.
1121
01:02:47,119 --> 01:02:48,522
Have some respect, Marian...
1122
01:02:48,523 --> 01:02:50,291
- Marian?
- Marian?
1123
01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,132
That's a sissy-ass name, man.
You like a lady!
1124
01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,703
- Shut up!
- Marian.
1125
01:02:55,704 --> 01:02:58,709
Just shut up! You die right now.
1126
01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:00,879
[laughing]
1127
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,449
Who's this?
1128
01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:04,887
Hey, big boy. Take me.
1129
01:03:04,888 --> 01:03:06,525
- Hey.
- I'm yours.
1130
01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:08,795
Okay.
1131
01:03:08,796 --> 01:03:10,834
Give it to me, daddy.
Give it to me.
1132
01:03:14,608 --> 01:03:18,148
Mom! Mom! Mom!
1133
01:03:20,553 --> 01:03:22,155
Mother!
1134
01:03:22,156 --> 01:03:25,194
Look, I love you, but
will please just leave.
1135
01:03:25,195 --> 01:03:26,865
This is still my car wash. Mine.
1136
01:03:26,866 --> 01:03:29,804
Okay, but remember he's mine.
1137
01:03:29,805 --> 01:03:31,340
Sure.
1138
01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:32,711
Fine. Fine.
1139
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:34,815
Let's go.
1140
01:03:38,388 --> 01:03:40,859
Okay, cut, cut,
this is not right.
1141
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,630
What did you do to The Fist!
1142
01:03:42,631 --> 01:03:44,167
I did.
1143
01:03:45,435 --> 01:03:46,638
I put enough estrogen
1144
01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:49,911
in those camel-filled
sweaty hairy balls
1145
01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:52,348
to grow you another tit.
1146
01:03:52,349 --> 01:03:55,488
What does Fist need
a third tittie for?
1147
01:03:55,489 --> 01:03:58,294
I told you, and I warned you
that I'm a witch from hell,
1148
01:03:58,295 --> 01:04:00,364
and you didn't believe me!
1149
01:04:00,365 --> 01:04:02,671
Ju know what your
problem is, pussycat?
1150
01:04:03,371 --> 01:04:05,776
Ju got nothing to do.
1151
01:04:05,777 --> 01:04:08,715
Ju need a passion in life.
And a Quaalude.
1152
01:04:08,716 --> 01:04:10,986
That's why I'd
take made in China
1153
01:04:10,987 --> 01:04:13,592
over American crap any day.
1154
01:04:13,593 --> 01:04:15,829
Don't make too much noise, boys,
1155
01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:17,298
I'm putting mama to bed,
1156
01:04:17,299 --> 01:04:19,203
you know when you blow
their brains out.
1157
01:04:20,573 --> 01:04:23,245
[singing in foreign language]
1158
01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:39,543
So this survey says you're dead.
1159
01:04:39,544 --> 01:04:42,816
In this world, there's
right, and there's wrong.
1160
01:04:42,817 --> 01:04:46,691
And you. You're wrong.
Dead wrong.
1161
01:04:46,692 --> 01:04:48,428
Got anything else to declare?
1162
01:04:49,531 --> 01:04:51,467
[The Fist] You're damaged goods.
1163
01:04:52,469 --> 01:04:54,239
[shrieking]
1164
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,980
Have no fear, KGB is here!
1165
01:04:57,981 --> 01:04:59,818
[grunting]
1166
01:05:01,354 --> 01:05:03,023
[yelping]
1167
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,427
[yelling]
1168
01:05:08,034 --> 01:05:09,737
Gimme some of that DDT!
1169
01:05:09,738 --> 01:05:12,844
I'm ready! I need to
resent the reptilians.
1170
01:05:22,429 --> 01:05:24,266
[upbeat music playing]
1171
01:06:06,852 --> 01:06:08,956
[dramatic music playing]
1172
01:06:48,836 --> 01:06:50,907
[slow motion groaning]
1173
01:07:50,826 --> 01:07:52,496
[coughing]
1174
01:07:55,736 --> 01:07:57,573
[gagging]
1175
01:08:05,723 --> 01:08:07,426
Have a super day.
1176
01:08:09,430 --> 01:08:10,933
[laughing]
1177
01:08:21,755 --> 01:08:23,624
You got a nice smile.
1178
01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,128
And you do, too.
1179
01:08:28,434 --> 01:08:30,038
Who's next!
1180
01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,478
[laughing]
1181
01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:37,652
You know, I don't have
to do this today.
1182
01:08:37,653 --> 01:08:39,390
I can come back tomorrow.
1183
01:08:41,862 --> 01:08:43,665
Just tell me, is it
still screwed on?
1184
01:08:47,072 --> 01:08:48,474
I'm out of lines.
1185
01:08:50,913 --> 01:08:52,081
Ha, ha!
1186
01:08:52,082 --> 01:08:53,885
Not so tough now, huh!
1187
01:08:53,886 --> 01:08:54,987
[narrator] Now don't go
scratching your heads
1188
01:08:54,988 --> 01:08:57,458
and shaking dandruff all
over the person next to you.
1189
01:08:57,459 --> 01:08:59,162
Fist might look tough as Swayze,
1190
01:08:59,163 --> 01:09:02,168
but that Soylent Green GMO
estrogen he got slipped
1191
01:09:02,169 --> 01:09:04,973
would have you feeling
like Tinker Bell, too.
1192
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,712
It's time for Fist to find
that tiger's eye he lost
1193
01:09:07,713 --> 01:09:09,049
with his gold fleece jacket.
1194
01:09:12,422 --> 01:09:13,791
[grunts]
1195
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,929
Where has my gold gone?
1196
01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:18,500
Forged in the hearts of men,
1197
01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:21,439
grown drunk on the
spoils of war.
1198
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,046
[Drunk Santa] Shut that shit up.
1199
01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:26,751
How we doing?
1200
01:09:28,989 --> 01:09:31,627
Was it something, I was
off-key or something?
1201
01:09:31,628 --> 01:09:32,929
Hey, listen up everybody.
1202
01:09:32,930 --> 01:09:35,935
When the dragon sings,
everybody listen.
1203
01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:37,072
[The Fist] Dragon?
1204
01:09:40,478 --> 01:09:42,749
Dragons are meant to be wise.
1205
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,854
Tell me, where is
my gold fleece?
1206
01:09:45,656 --> 01:09:46,858
Dragon mist.
1207
01:09:54,006 --> 01:09:55,241
Ain't you The Fist?
1208
01:09:56,277 --> 01:09:58,247
[sighs] Used to be.
1209
01:09:59,918 --> 01:10:01,887
When the world's
on your shoulders,
1210
01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,491
there's only one way down.
1211
01:10:04,861 --> 01:10:07,599
I lost it all. My home.
1212
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,702
My job.
1213
01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:10,973
My manhood.
1214
01:10:12,877 --> 01:10:14,913
When you lose something,
1215
01:10:14,914 --> 01:10:16,718
there's only one thing to do,
1216
01:10:18,789 --> 01:10:20,024
retrace your steps.
1217
01:10:20,993 --> 01:10:22,830
[shrieking]
1218
01:10:35,121 --> 01:10:38,662
[Duck Suck Song] We are faced with
a simple complex formula, people.
1219
01:10:39,664 --> 01:10:42,001
The tide in the affairs of men
1220
01:10:42,002 --> 01:10:45,173
have become a flood
in a bucket of tears.
1221
01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:47,278
It is time for us
1222
01:10:47,279 --> 01:10:50,051
to build our castles in the air.
1223
01:10:55,295 --> 01:11:01,874
Fist, you have been looking
for the one for many moons.
1224
01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:04,178
But you will never
reach your potential
1225
01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:08,054
until you can forget what
you cannot remember.
1226
01:11:17,138 --> 01:11:18,809
There has been
1227
01:11:20,078 --> 01:11:24,286
and always was only one.
1228
01:11:31,968 --> 01:11:34,305
He who cries in the dojo,
1229
01:11:34,306 --> 01:11:36,210
laughs on the battlefield.
1230
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,958
The heartbeat of a man
1231
01:11:43,959 --> 01:11:46,295
is what powers the earth.
1232
01:11:46,296 --> 01:11:47,767
Listen for it.
1233
01:11:49,035 --> 01:11:52,909
But do not dwell on
it, for like a thief,
1234
01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:55,716
if you let him in, he
will steal the night.
1235
01:11:58,688 --> 01:12:00,391
Body, mind, soul must be one.
1236
01:12:01,059 --> 01:12:02,930
Come on, punch me.
1237
01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:06,069
Punch me. Kick me.
1238
01:12:06,771 --> 01:12:07,973
Kick me.
1239
01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:10,076
[El Guapo] Get him, Fist.
1240
01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:11,212
Again.
1241
01:12:11,213 --> 01:12:12,882
Again, come on.
1242
01:12:12,883 --> 01:12:14,386
[grunting]
1243
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,102
Everyone gets knocked down.
1244
01:12:23,103 --> 01:12:24,773
Just make sure to
punish the ground
1245
01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,275
so it knows to hold
you up next time.
1246
01:12:26,276 --> 01:12:29,282
Man, this Chinese bullshit
don't work, Jack.
1247
01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,954
Fist, don't worry.
1248
01:12:31,955 --> 01:12:34,225
I got something to
jack you up, man.
1249
01:12:34,226 --> 01:12:36,429
A little steroids,
a little cocaine.
1250
01:12:36,430 --> 01:12:39,101
I got a guy in Colombia. Sosa.
1251
01:12:39,102 --> 01:12:40,905
Class A shit.
1252
01:12:40,906 --> 01:12:42,474
Man, this is the '80s.
1253
01:12:42,475 --> 01:12:44,946
You can just go downtown, baby.
1254
01:12:44,947 --> 01:12:46,316
Now ju talking, Jackson.
1255
01:12:47,485 --> 01:12:49,388
The temple is the body.
1256
01:12:49,389 --> 01:12:50,826
If you burn it down,
1257
01:12:51,493 --> 01:12:53,397
you cannot honor the gods.
1258
01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:56,803
Honor the gods!
1259
01:12:56,804 --> 01:12:58,774
It's okay, Fist.
I'll be back, man.
1260
01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:00,244
We'll come back, come on.
1261
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,832
We're being watched.
1262
01:13:11,701 --> 01:13:13,938
They're everywhere.
1263
01:13:13,939 --> 01:13:17,947
People will die. Hong
Kong 8 is a dock.
1264
01:13:19,282 --> 01:13:20,785
OJ remembers.
1265
01:13:20,786 --> 01:13:23,489
Hong Kong 8, crazy
man in the streets,
1266
01:13:23,490 --> 01:13:25,260
heading for war in Brooklyn.
1267
01:13:25,261 --> 01:13:28,067
And that means, the war is here.
1268
01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:32,943
The war is here.
1269
01:13:33,845 --> 01:13:36,316
Okay. Ju wanna go to war,
1270
01:13:38,153 --> 01:13:39,422
we take you to war!
1271
01:13:40,191 --> 01:13:41,493
So, we going to war, huh?
1272
01:13:45,802 --> 01:13:47,773
[heavy metal music playing]
1273
01:13:57,225 --> 01:13:58,394
[screaming]
1274
01:14:41,146 --> 01:14:43,082
It is not my time.
1275
01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,521
You have to defeat me,
if you want to take me.
1276
01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:49,194
I have not come here to
fight you this time.
1277
01:14:49,195 --> 01:14:50,463
But to warn you.
1278
01:14:50,464 --> 01:14:54,138
You must fight next to The Fist.
1279
01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:55,575
The Fist has lost his way.
1280
01:14:56,376 --> 01:14:58,246
His heart is broken.
1281
01:14:58,247 --> 01:15:02,588
There are many different
ways to the mountain's top.
1282
01:15:02,589 --> 01:15:05,360
What matters is
that he gets there.
1283
01:15:05,361 --> 01:15:07,297
He doesn't need me.
1284
01:15:07,298 --> 01:15:10,103
You must fight with him.
1285
01:15:10,104 --> 01:15:13,845
The fate of man depends
on your victory.
1286
01:15:14,847 --> 01:15:17,151
Honor the Gods!
1287
01:15:22,128 --> 01:15:24,098
[grunting]
1288
01:15:43,303 --> 01:15:45,574
[Duck Suck Song] Guapo,
enter the warehouse.
1289
01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:49,850
Okinawa will parachute in
from his castle in the sky.
1290
01:15:50,619 --> 01:15:53,322
Here, take this beret.
1291
01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:56,963
You have been knighted a
black cat in Panther Fu.
1292
01:15:56,964 --> 01:15:59,334
Watch Fist's back.
1293
01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:01,673
Let's put these witches
in their places
1294
01:16:01,674 --> 01:16:04,144
on their backs, suckas.
1295
01:16:04,145 --> 01:16:07,919
Oh, it's a dock party!
1296
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,187
[El Guapo] Let me get in there.
1297
01:16:09,188 --> 01:16:10,948
[Okinawa] Oh, no, I want
some Action Jackson.
1298
01:16:10,972 --> 01:16:13,496
[El Guapo] You want some
style, flash, pizzazz.
1299
01:16:13,497 --> 01:16:15,199
Hey, ju want some ice
cream with me, baby?
1300
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,680
- Okay, since you like it better.
- Ooh, okay, you can take it.
1301
01:16:17,704 --> 01:16:19,876
Ju wanna have some
ice cream with me?
1302
01:16:19,877 --> 01:16:22,080
Is that what you want?
1303
01:16:22,081 --> 01:16:24,085
This is why I do
not have children.
1304
01:16:25,321 --> 01:16:28,092
Master. Will you fight with us?
1305
01:16:28,093 --> 01:16:30,531
Hell no! I got a political
action committee to run.
1306
01:16:30,532 --> 01:16:32,902
Money doesn't exactly
raise itself.
1307
01:16:32,903 --> 01:16:34,572
That's all right, I got this.
1308
01:16:34,573 --> 01:16:37,646
When the dragon flies,
everybody looks up.
1309
01:16:42,154 --> 01:16:43,590
What are we looking at?
1310
01:16:43,591 --> 01:16:45,127
I don't know.
1311
01:16:46,998 --> 01:16:48,534
[hip hop playing]
1312
01:17:06,369 --> 01:17:09,241
Hold on, blood. Who
the hell invited you?
1313
01:17:09,242 --> 01:17:11,646
I do not need an invitation.
1314
01:17:11,647 --> 01:17:15,086
What the heck is that, some
kind of Jedi mind trick?
1315
01:17:15,087 --> 01:17:17,893
No. It's called waving good-bye.
1316
01:17:41,372 --> 01:17:43,176
[dance music playing]
1317
01:18:02,114 --> 01:18:03,350
[roaring]
1318
01:18:06,757 --> 01:18:09,227
It's The Fist!
1319
01:18:09,228 --> 01:18:10,732
[all yelling]
1320
01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:27,096
[Captain] You know you have to
ask the Captain's permission
1321
01:18:27,097 --> 01:18:29,301
in order to come
aboard his boat?
1322
01:18:29,302 --> 01:18:31,371
You're not Captain Crunch,
1323
01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:34,211
- and this ain't a ship!
- I'm Captain Stabbin'!
1324
01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:39,488
He killed the Captain!
1325
01:18:40,490 --> 01:18:41,726
You think you're tough?
1326
01:18:41,727 --> 01:18:43,162
Well, I'm mad as hell,
1327
01:18:43,163 --> 01:18:44,799
and you're about to get roughed!
1328
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,670
[all yelling]
1329
01:19:26,382 --> 01:19:27,552
[shrieking]
1330
01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:32,227
Your cucumber is mine.
1331
01:19:36,169 --> 01:19:37,605
[yelling]
1332
01:19:57,411 --> 01:19:59,583
[all yelling]
1333
01:20:10,270 --> 01:20:12,107
[choir singing]
1334
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,537
Just a bunch of dead bodies.
1335
01:20:29,643 --> 01:20:30,912
Excuse me, oh strange one.
1336
01:20:32,549 --> 01:20:36,856
You may look, but
you may not touch.
1337
01:20:36,857 --> 01:20:40,664
Oh, shiny head, I can touch,
1338
01:20:40,665 --> 01:20:42,201
but you can't look.
1339
01:20:43,871 --> 01:20:45,640
I'm the Supervisor.
1340
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,778
I say we go outside,
1341
01:20:47,779 --> 01:20:49,915
and I teach you how to touch.
1342
01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,887
Sounds like a party I'd
like to be invited to.
1343
01:20:56,797 --> 01:20:58,600
Are we gonna go out and fight,
1344
01:20:58,601 --> 01:20:59,668
I mean, uh...
1345
01:20:59,669 --> 01:21:02,742
Oh, absolutely, after you.
1346
01:21:06,950 --> 01:21:08,521
[all yelling]
1347
01:21:37,812 --> 01:21:40,417
[sniffing]
1348
01:21:42,555 --> 01:21:46,329
Fist, que pasa, man?
Where you at?
1349
01:21:47,464 --> 01:21:49,234
You see the girl
with the feathers?
1350
01:21:50,437 --> 01:21:51,540
Fist?
1351
01:21:52,542 --> 01:21:54,678
Where you at, man? Conyo?
1352
01:21:54,679 --> 01:21:56,282
[yelling]
1353
01:21:59,321 --> 01:22:02,393
What you looking at, huh?
What you looking at, huh?
1354
01:22:02,394 --> 01:22:05,668
I'm El Guapo. You fucking with
me, you fucking with the best!
1355
01:22:07,905 --> 01:22:09,709
Who put this thing
together, huh?
1356
01:22:11,713 --> 01:22:12,949
Me, that's who!
1357
01:22:17,525 --> 01:22:19,663
[yelling]
1358
01:22:26,308 --> 01:22:27,577
Check it out.
1359
01:22:27,578 --> 01:22:28,947
You guys see that shit?
1360
01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:31,520
[yelling]
1361
01:22:33,590 --> 01:22:34,692
Okay.
1362
01:22:37,532 --> 01:22:39,636
You kill my partner, I kill you!
1363
01:22:39,969 --> 01:22:41,572
[gun firing]
1364
01:22:41,573 --> 01:22:43,844
[screaming]
1365
01:22:47,785 --> 01:22:49,087
[gun firing]
1366
01:22:49,088 --> 01:22:50,791
[screaming continues]
1367
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,636
[gun firing]
1368
01:23:01,011 --> 01:23:02,481
[gun firing]
1369
01:23:04,786 --> 01:23:07,992
[firing multiple gunshots]
1370
01:23:37,652 --> 01:23:39,421
[screaming]
1371
01:23:43,931 --> 01:23:45,033
[growling]
1372
01:23:55,453 --> 01:23:56,623
[screaming]
1373
01:24:06,877 --> 01:24:08,747
[screaming continues]
1374
01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:15,093
[gunshots continue]
1375
01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:30,591
[all yelling]
1376
01:24:46,589 --> 01:24:48,793
Pass the Courvoisier,
I came to bleed.
1377
01:24:48,794 --> 01:24:51,565
You must pass my
ninja clan first!
1378
01:24:51,566 --> 01:24:52,735
[growling]
1379
01:24:56,475 --> 01:24:57,878
Let's bang.
1380
01:24:58,914 --> 01:25:00,950
The Ancient Greeks fought naked.
1381
01:25:00,951 --> 01:25:02,454
I'll fight naked.
1382
01:25:03,924 --> 01:25:05,661
[dance music playing]
1383
01:25:15,981 --> 01:25:18,085
[groaning]
1384
01:25:23,964 --> 01:25:26,970
Pop-blocking boxer style!
1385
01:25:36,523 --> 01:25:38,192
Drunken Master style!
1386
01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:42,935
Dolphin style!
1387
01:25:48,078 --> 01:25:50,684
Gorilla Style!
1388
01:25:51,719 --> 01:25:53,722
Padawan Master style.
1389
01:25:53,723 --> 01:25:55,527
[all yelling]
1390
01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:09,522
Nunchuck style.
1391
01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:12,761
Fist this, Mr. Fist Man.
1392
01:26:16,502 --> 01:26:18,205
Godzilla style!
1393
01:26:23,550 --> 01:26:25,152
[grunting]
1394
01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:27,489
I hope you brought
your boarding pass.
1395
01:26:27,490 --> 01:26:28,994
'Cause you're about to fly.
1396
01:26:29,795 --> 01:26:31,798
Midget style!
1397
01:26:31,799 --> 01:26:32,968
[yelling]
1398
01:26:43,523 --> 01:26:45,593
Now that's what I
call a skull fuck.
1399
01:26:45,594 --> 01:26:46,863
[women moaning]
1400
01:26:56,148 --> 01:26:58,052
It's time for the payback, Jack.
1401
01:27:01,559 --> 01:27:03,596
Halt. The Fist.
1402
01:27:03,597 --> 01:27:05,733
The people upstairs
know all about you.
1403
01:27:05,734 --> 01:27:07,054
You're going away
for a long time.
1404
01:27:07,078 --> 01:27:09,006
The Federal Reserve has
never been audited.
1405
01:27:09,007 --> 01:27:11,578
The Illuminati run everything.
1406
01:27:11,579 --> 01:27:12,848
You're under arrest.
1407
01:27:13,783 --> 01:27:15,253
And you're under my friend.
1408
01:27:23,135 --> 01:27:26,173
[yelling]
1409
01:27:26,174 --> 01:27:28,912
How come Okinawa didn't get
an invitation to this dance,
1410
01:27:28,913 --> 01:27:30,816
you jive sucka!
1411
01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:32,053
- Solid.
- Solid.
1412
01:27:36,863 --> 01:27:38,198
Let's see what you got.
1413
01:27:39,669 --> 01:27:41,706
[both yelling]
1414
01:27:47,317 --> 01:27:49,889
Step up to the fucking
big boy plate.
1415
01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,889
Ice cold!
1416
01:28:10,029 --> 01:28:11,131
I hope you got more.
1417
01:28:15,674 --> 01:28:16,876
Cross it, bitch.
1418
01:28:17,778 --> 01:28:19,214
Bring it over here.
1419
01:28:22,353 --> 01:28:23,823
[whooping]
1420
01:28:26,763 --> 01:28:28,932
I got your woo in my pants.
1421
01:28:28,933 --> 01:28:30,269
[grunting]
1422
01:28:43,128 --> 01:28:45,231
Playing your game now, boy.
1423
01:28:45,232 --> 01:28:46,903
[both grunting]
1424
01:29:00,897 --> 01:29:02,668
[yelling]
1425
01:29:43,048 --> 01:29:44,250
[cracks]
1426
01:29:49,427 --> 01:29:51,131
[whooping]
1427
01:29:51,799 --> 01:29:53,035
What are you doing?
1428
01:29:58,378 --> 01:29:59,682
Super agent, huh.
1429
01:30:03,723 --> 01:30:04,925
Fuck that shit.
1430
01:30:12,239 --> 01:30:13,710
I told you I'd be back.
1431
01:30:14,177 --> 01:30:15,980
Damn it, they live!
1432
01:30:15,981 --> 01:30:17,182
Right.
1433
01:30:17,183 --> 01:30:19,153
[both grunting]
1434
01:30:24,497 --> 01:30:26,133
Give me more, give me more.
1435
01:30:26,134 --> 01:30:28,371
I wanna eat a reptile.
1436
01:30:28,372 --> 01:30:30,844
Come on, reptile boy.
Let's see about that.
1437
01:30:31,912 --> 01:30:33,348
Give me some skin.
1438
01:30:38,392 --> 01:30:39,560
[yelling]
1439
01:30:39,561 --> 01:30:43,501
This is for Hot Rod making
snakeskin sandals in Heaven,
1440
01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:45,372
you reptile piece of shit.
1441
01:30:50,482 --> 01:30:52,520
Goodnight, Irene.
1442
01:30:52,521 --> 01:30:54,057
Consider that my tax return.
1443
01:30:56,494 --> 01:30:59,834
Oh yeah, you got a nice smile.
1444
01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:02,205
And I don't want to hear
from the G's anymore,
1445
01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:04,077
you stupid jive turkeys!
1446
01:31:10,055 --> 01:31:13,863
So we meet again, buddy.
1447
01:31:15,332 --> 01:31:18,437
It must be a re-run
on your face.
1448
01:31:18,438 --> 01:31:21,077
[dramatic music playing]
1449
01:31:54,611 --> 01:31:58,418
[mumbling]
1450
01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:00,890
Show me what you got.
1451
01:32:09,140 --> 01:32:10,275
[wheezing]
1452
01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:16,154
[laughing]
1453
01:32:22,499 --> 01:32:24,003
[growling]
1454
01:32:26,909 --> 01:32:28,546
[laughing continues]
1455
01:33:11,464 --> 01:33:13,400
You're not so big anymore.
1456
01:33:13,401 --> 01:33:15,572
You're not so big anymore.
1457
01:33:15,573 --> 01:33:18,143
You're not so big anymore!
1458
01:33:18,144 --> 01:33:20,015
["Bring Us A Warrior" playing]
1459
01:33:26,361 --> 01:33:28,198
[laughing]
1460
01:33:36,481 --> 01:33:38,686
And you can take your
Soylent Dream with it.
1461
01:34:03,401 --> 01:34:06,207
The Fist in the palm of my hand.
[laughing]
1462
01:34:07,109 --> 01:34:08,344
[groaning]
1463
01:34:14,390 --> 01:34:17,129
Service with a smile.
1464
01:34:19,968 --> 01:34:21,103
[grunts]
1465
01:34:21,104 --> 01:34:22,639
It's hammer time.
1466
01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:24,210
[screaming]
1467
01:34:47,624 --> 01:34:50,161
[sobbing]
1468
01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:58,177
How about a Coke
with that smile.
1469
01:35:12,607 --> 01:35:14,611
It's the porn chicas.
1470
01:35:23,729 --> 01:35:25,331
[women moaning]
1471
01:35:25,332 --> 01:35:27,368
Welcome, El Guapo.
1472
01:35:27,369 --> 01:35:31,611
[all] El Guapo, come
join us, let's play.
1473
01:35:31,612 --> 01:35:34,482
We are also known as the.
1474
01:35:34,483 --> 01:35:38,223
Women's International
Terrorist Conspiracy...
1475
01:35:38,224 --> 01:35:39,426
From hell.
1476
01:35:43,234 --> 01:35:46,607
Do you think The Fist
would refuse to do us?
1477
01:35:46,608 --> 01:35:48,244
All of us?
1478
01:35:48,779 --> 01:35:50,782
Yeah, Guapo.
1479
01:35:50,783 --> 01:35:53,320
Will you leave us unpleased?
1480
01:35:53,321 --> 01:35:57,195
Sometimes a man has to
do what a man has to do.
1481
01:35:58,364 --> 01:36:01,137
And a woman's pleasure
is a man's pain.
1482
01:36:01,638 --> 01:36:02,807
[groans]
1483
01:36:04,109 --> 01:36:06,180
Say hello to my little friend.
1484
01:36:06,648 --> 01:36:08,418
[all moaning]
1485
01:36:14,096 --> 01:36:16,167
Okay, you wanna play, huh?
1486
01:36:20,509 --> 01:36:23,280
First you get the money,
then you get the power,
1487
01:36:23,281 --> 01:36:25,418
[both yelling]
1488
01:36:26,354 --> 01:36:27,623
Then you get the women.
1489
01:36:29,226 --> 01:36:31,329
Okay, I'm reloaded.
1490
01:36:31,330 --> 01:36:33,702
Come on, what you
got for me, huh?
1491
01:36:35,138 --> 01:36:38,779
What did I tell you about
talking to other witches!
1492
01:36:39,848 --> 01:36:43,220
Oh, you got kicks.
1493
01:36:43,221 --> 01:36:45,224
Okay, you wanna see
some of my kicks?
1494
01:36:45,225 --> 01:36:46,828
Look at the birdie.
1495
01:36:48,799 --> 01:36:51,202
[El Guapo] How you like that?
How you like that, huh?
1496
01:36:51,203 --> 01:36:53,207
[both grunting]
1497
01:36:58,384 --> 01:36:59,621
Okay, okay, come on.
1498
01:37:12,847 --> 01:37:15,718
Oh, ju okay? I sorry.
1499
01:37:15,719 --> 01:37:17,222
[sobbing]
1500
01:37:18,157 --> 01:37:19,392
I sorry.
1501
01:37:19,393 --> 01:37:21,513
I sorry, little lady, I didn't
mean to do that to you.
1502
01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:25,205
[yelling]
1503
01:37:27,777 --> 01:37:29,312
Chastity.
1504
01:37:29,313 --> 01:37:32,218
[narrator] All right, motherfuckers,
I know what you're thinking.
1505
01:37:32,219 --> 01:37:35,290
The Superboss is working
for the goddamn witches.
1506
01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:36,594
You're damn straight.
1507
01:37:36,595 --> 01:37:38,296
No matter how big a man may be,
1508
01:37:38,297 --> 01:37:40,907
there's always a woman
behind him ready to
1509
01:37:40,919 --> 01:37:43,541
crack that whip with her
hypnotic sex magic,
1510
01:37:43,542 --> 01:37:47,682
unless your name is The Fist and
you're packing a 50 caliber cucumber
1511
01:37:47,683 --> 01:37:50,421
filled with consciousness
named Dirty Harry.
1512
01:37:51,791 --> 01:37:53,393
I should've known it was you.
1513
01:37:53,394 --> 01:37:54,664
He's ours now.
1514
01:37:55,933 --> 01:37:57,435
Let him go, snake eyes.
1515
01:38:01,645 --> 01:38:03,582
[El Guapo] Come on,
what you gonna do?
1516
01:38:08,424 --> 01:38:09,861
[hissing]
1517
01:38:11,263 --> 01:38:12,733
Master Duck Suck Song was right.
1518
01:38:13,569 --> 01:38:14,903
We won.
1519
01:38:14,904 --> 01:38:17,442
Always have. Always will.
1520
01:38:18,377 --> 01:38:19,913
Listen up, witches.
1521
01:38:19,914 --> 01:38:21,917
I didn't come to
change the world.
1522
01:38:21,918 --> 01:38:23,722
But the world's gonna
change for me.
1523
01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:26,927
Or get out of my way!
1524
01:38:26,928 --> 01:38:30,233
'Cause you can hate me
or you can love me.
1525
01:38:30,234 --> 01:38:33,575
But tonight, I'm gonna make
you scream God's name.
1526
01:38:34,877 --> 01:38:36,447
[yells]
1527
01:38:41,290 --> 01:38:42,526
[all moaning]
1528
01:38:54,349 --> 01:38:55,919
Enter the fist, witch.
1529
01:38:57,590 --> 01:39:00,293
[moaning continues]
1530
01:39:00,294 --> 01:39:01,965
[screaming]
1531
01:39:10,516 --> 01:39:12,685
Fist, Fist, Fist,
Fist, Fist, Fist...
1532
01:39:12,686 --> 01:39:14,857
Can you feel how hard I am!
1533
01:39:16,528 --> 01:39:18,497
I guess Fist got
his groove back.
1534
01:39:22,005 --> 01:39:24,276
[moaning]
1535
01:39:25,646 --> 01:39:26,680
You got my tiger's eye?
1536
01:39:26,681 --> 01:39:28,401
You got something what
I'm looking for, man?
1537
01:39:28,425 --> 01:39:29,786
I got what you looking for, man.
1538
01:39:29,787 --> 01:39:30,888
Who sent you?
1539
01:39:30,889 --> 01:39:33,026
Who sent me? Sun Tzu sent me!
1540
01:39:33,027 --> 01:39:34,530
Man, rewind, man.
1541
01:39:36,433 --> 01:39:38,303
Sun Tzu sent my ass.
1542
01:39:38,304 --> 01:39:40,608
[imitating flute]
1543
01:39:40,609 --> 01:39:43,012
Man, wars are fought
and won, man,
1544
01:39:43,013 --> 01:39:45,585
but you know what, the
battle stays the same.
1545
01:39:45,586 --> 01:39:47,026
You know what I'm
talking about, man?
1546
01:39:47,050 --> 01:39:49,726
Because of the fact you
found the tiger's eye.
1547
01:39:49,727 --> 01:39:52,464
You found the tiger's eye, so
I'm gonna hook a brother up.
1548
01:39:52,465 --> 01:39:54,001
[Argonaut] You found
the tiger's eye.
1549
01:39:54,002 --> 01:39:55,304
[trumpets]
1550
01:40:02,953 --> 01:40:04,790
- Who sent you?
- Who sent you?
1551
01:40:05,424 --> 01:40:07,494
No, who sent you?
1552
01:40:07,495 --> 01:40:09,365
No, who sent you?
1553
01:40:09,366 --> 01:40:10,735
You came into my movie.
1554
01:40:10,736 --> 01:40:15,645
Fist, I just arrived from the
Planet Mongo on my rocket cycle.
1555
01:40:15,646 --> 01:40:17,549
What were you doing on Mongo?
1556
01:40:17,550 --> 01:40:19,953
Kicking Ming's butt.
1557
01:40:19,954 --> 01:40:23,794
I gotta tell you something.
I stole your golden fleece.
1558
01:40:23,795 --> 01:40:25,430
Why did you take it?
1559
01:40:25,431 --> 01:40:28,638
I needed it to become the
savior of the universe.
1560
01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:32,779
You can keep it.
It's '70s style.
1561
01:40:32,780 --> 01:40:34,516
I'm an '80s man.
1562
01:40:34,517 --> 01:40:35,852
I gotta get back to work.
1563
01:40:37,756 --> 01:40:38,825
Fist,
1564
01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:41,664
is it okay if I watch, man?
1565
01:40:45,872 --> 01:40:47,909
- Is that real gold?
- Oh, yeah.
1566
01:40:47,910 --> 01:40:49,111
Awesome, man.
1567
01:40:49,112 --> 01:40:50,815
[moaning]
1568
01:40:50,816 --> 01:40:51,951
You got a nice smile.
1569
01:40:52,786 --> 01:40:54,121
You got a nice mustache.
1570
01:40:54,122 --> 01:40:55,759
Watch what I do with it, baby.
1571
01:40:56,794 --> 01:40:58,665
[gunshots]
1572
01:40:59,567 --> 01:41:01,502
♪ ...Montezuma ♪
1573
01:41:01,503 --> 01:41:04,976
♪ To the shores of Tripoli ♪
1574
01:41:04,977 --> 01:41:08,484
♪ We will fight our
country's battle ♪
1575
01:41:09,486 --> 01:41:12,925
♪ On the land and on the sea ♪
1576
01:41:12,926 --> 01:41:19,840
♪ I am proud to have the title
of United States Marine ♪
1577
01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:22,813
Yes, that's right.
1578
01:41:23,882 --> 01:41:26,520
No, Charlie don't surf. Huh?
1579
01:41:26,521 --> 01:41:28,023
No, no, no, no!
1580
01:41:28,858 --> 01:41:30,761
[laughing maniacally]
1581
01:41:30,762 --> 01:41:33,033
I love the smell of
napalm in the morning.
1582
01:41:34,169 --> 01:41:37,609
I want some, too!
Show me The Fist!
1583
01:41:37,876 --> 01:41:40,480
[moaning]
1584
01:41:40,481 --> 01:41:42,519
[The Fist] Where's Superfly
when you need him?
1585
01:41:49,132 --> 01:41:51,436
[laughing maniacally]
1586
01:41:56,246 --> 01:41:57,616
One bitch.
1587
01:41:58,217 --> 01:41:59,887
Two bitch!
1588
01:42:00,789 --> 01:42:03,862
Three bitch!
1589
01:42:04,797 --> 01:42:06,166
Four bitch.
1590
01:42:07,536 --> 01:42:10,206
[laughing maniacally]
1591
01:42:10,207 --> 01:42:12,779
Who invited Count
Chocula to the party?
1592
01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:15,718
I am not Count Chocula.
1593
01:42:15,719 --> 01:42:19,660
I am Blacula. [laughs
boisterously]
1594
01:42:21,129 --> 01:42:23,466
Do I think all limp
dicks look alike?
1595
01:42:23,467 --> 01:42:27,207
I'm gonna make big
bucks from this movie.
1596
01:42:27,208 --> 01:42:30,113
[laughing maniacally]
1597
01:42:30,114 --> 01:42:31,684
Any last words?
1598
01:42:43,140 --> 01:42:44,876
[all yell]
1599
01:42:44,877 --> 01:42:47,549
Leave me, bitches!
1600
01:42:51,022 --> 01:42:52,825
[laughing maniacally]
1601
01:42:52,826 --> 01:42:54,930
Any last words?
1602
01:42:56,132 --> 01:43:00,006
Yeah, hell hath no fury
like a woman scorned.
1603
01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:03,012
Heaven has no fury
like The Fist.
1604
01:43:03,013 --> 01:43:05,183
I ain't got nothing
left to say, man.
1605
01:43:05,184 --> 01:43:07,020
Let's do the monster smash.
1606
01:43:07,021 --> 01:43:09,826
[glass breaking]
1607
01:43:09,827 --> 01:43:11,697
["Bring Us A Warrior" playing]
1608
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:41,691
Galactic Fist.
1609
01:43:42,993 --> 01:43:45,631
You're not going to win, Fist
1610
01:43:45,632 --> 01:43:47,267
I'm going to win.
1611
01:43:47,268 --> 01:43:50,941
You can never beat me!
1612
01:43:50,942 --> 01:43:53,548
Heroes don't exist anymore!
1613
01:44:03,333 --> 01:44:06,574
Fist the fist! Get him.
1614
01:44:06,974 --> 01:44:08,376
Get him.
1615
01:44:08,377 --> 01:44:10,080
Bleed them.
1616
01:44:12,686 --> 01:44:15,759
Get them all!
1617
01:44:20,935 --> 01:44:23,006
Get the black one first.
1618
01:44:23,574 --> 01:44:25,077
[yelling]
1619
01:44:35,330 --> 01:44:37,803
Oh, robots can't stop me. Okay?
1620
01:44:39,105 --> 01:44:40,674
Whoo!
1621
01:44:40,675 --> 01:44:42,244
[yelling]
1622
01:45:03,755 --> 01:45:07,963
Feel my wrath, Fist.
How does that feel?
1623
01:45:20,387 --> 01:45:21,991
[whooping]
1624
01:45:35,718 --> 01:45:40,027
Are you ready for the red eye?
1625
01:45:41,129 --> 01:45:42,799
[laughing]
1626
01:45:47,007 --> 01:45:48,878
Galactic Fist.
1627
01:46:14,028 --> 01:46:16,031
♪ Bring us a warrior ♪
1628
01:46:16,032 --> 01:46:17,333
♪ Bring us a champion ♪
1629
01:46:17,334 --> 01:46:19,204
♪ Someone to fight hard ♪
1630
01:46:19,205 --> 01:46:20,373
♪ Be light in the dark ♪
1631
01:46:20,374 --> 01:46:22,076
♪ Bring us a warrior ♪
1632
01:46:22,077 --> 01:46:23,680
♪ Bring us a champion ♪
1633
01:46:23,681 --> 01:46:26,886
♪ And we won't back down ♪
1634
01:46:26,887 --> 01:46:28,356
♪ Bring us a warrior ♪
1635
01:46:33,166 --> 01:46:35,137
♪ Bring us a warrior ♪
1636
01:46:36,774 --> 01:46:39,244
♪ We won't back down ♪
1637
01:46:39,245 --> 01:46:41,750
♪ Bring us a warrior ♪
1638
01:46:44,021 --> 01:46:46,726
♪ This eye in the sky
You know what I mean ♪
1639
01:46:46,727 --> 01:46:49,733
♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah,
you know how I feel ♪
1640
01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:03,025
♪ Wipe the self The felt
is the birthplace ♪
1641
01:47:03,026 --> 01:47:05,764
♪ I see the G-O-D
In some blackface ♪
1642
01:47:05,765 --> 01:47:08,435
♪ Zeroes and heroes
Fist knew about this ♪
1643
01:47:08,436 --> 01:47:11,409
♪ Solid ages Flagrant,
and they talk shit ♪
1644
01:47:16,754 --> 01:47:19,357
♪ Palo Alto licked
And I'm about this ♪
1645
01:47:19,358 --> 01:47:22,130
♪ May you rest in peace
Or more selective ♪
1646
01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:25,269
♪ Soul rissoles Can't
taste this dog shit ♪
1647
01:47:25,270 --> 01:47:28,711
♪ Speak to the G Yeah,
he's The Fist ♪
1648
01:47:33,319 --> 01:47:35,957
♪ Yeah, VOD I hope
you get this ♪
1649
01:47:35,958 --> 01:47:38,830
♪ Negro peons Lyin'
in the pulpit ♪
1650
01:47:38,831 --> 01:47:41,268
♪ Not free to be dumb
Yeah, you trot this ♪
1651
01:47:41,269 --> 01:47:43,941
♪ Gone down the coast
You must pork this ♪
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