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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,674 Woman: All I've ever wanted is sparkling silven/vare, 2 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:48,340 beautiful crystal, and someone to love. 3 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:57,524 Because to love and be loved is the greatest gift. 4 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:14,371 Cooking is supposed to make you feel something. 5 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,248 And if it makes you feel loved, 6 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,464 then that's the most important thing. 7 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,821 Man: Amy, you're on in three, two... 8 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,945 Woman: There is no love as true as the love of food. 9 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,784 You with me? 10 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:39,877 I like to say-- forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. 11 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,921 Mmmm. 12 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:47,676 The secret to a man's heart is not through his stomach, 13 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,178 it's through his zipper. 14 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,181 Now, one of you lucky audience members 15 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:59,814 is gonna join me for a meal that will inspire you to orgasm. 16 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:07,067 Because that's what we do on Amy's Food For Love. 17 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,856 (knocking) 18 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,074 Shit. 19 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,080 No solicitors, please. 20 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,742 I'm Detective Reynolds. 21 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,002 I'd like to ask you some questions. 22 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,761 It's about your neighbour. 23 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,922 I'd just like to ask a couple questions. 24 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,262 I'm sorry to interrupt you. 25 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:43,353 It looks like you might be entertaining. 26 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,564 It's just a chocolate soufflé. It'll be ready in ten minutes. 27 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,697 Oh, I don't do much dessert, doctor's orders. 28 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,277 I won't tell if you won't. 29 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,443 Mmm... 30 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,656 Glass of Bordeaux? 31 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,571 Can't drink on the job, but thank you. 32 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,705 Hmm. 33 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,325 So, uh, your neighbour across the way in 302. 34 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,619 She's, uh, come up missing. 35 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,836 Saffron? 36 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:05,996 She's a friend of yours? 37 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,006 Well, I wouldn't say that we share secrets, 38 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,758 but we look out for each other. 39 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,341 She didn't say anything to you to lead you to believe 40 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,715 she was distressed, maybe a fight with a lover? 41 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,259 She seemed fine the last time I saw her. 42 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,351 Uh-huh. And when was that? 43 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,225 Umm... 44 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,107 we had dinner last week. 45 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,193 Did she have any friends over or parties? 46 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,355 No, actually, Saffron's pretty solitary. 47 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:35,116 Oh, a pretty girl like that. And famous, I understand. 48 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,869 Though I don't go to the movies much myself. 49 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,246 Well, like I said, I don't know much about her private life. 50 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:46,958 This is Saffron Nelson? 51 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,667 Maybe. It's hard to see. 52 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,083 She's an actress, so every time you see her, she's a... 53 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,375 different person. 54 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,717 So you've had no contact with her 55 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,598 since your dinner together? 56 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,894 You don't seem too concerned. 57 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,180 Well, how do we know that she's missing? 58 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,399 Look, Miss Elwood, maybe I should be the detective here. 59 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:11,437 I think it'll all make sense in the grand scheme of things. 60 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,911 - Do you mind? - Oh. 61 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:29,626 So, last week, did you cook for her here or did you order in? 62 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,541 Order in? God, never. 63 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,465 Um, hmm, let's see. 64 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,304 Oh-- 65 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,601 Shafer Farm's venison loin with parsnip gratin 66 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,261 and onion confit. 67 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,605 Do you keep track of everything you cook? 68 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,857 Do you keep track of everything you ask? 69 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,485 I do everything I make on a special occasion. 70 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,112 Are you a chef? 71 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,319 I'm preparing my own cooking show. 72 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,234 Will you be writing up your little cakes? 73 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,368 Soufflé. 74 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,155 And I don't know if they're special enough yet. 75 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,916 Would you know of any other friends of Miss Nelson 76 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,624 that I could possibly call? 77 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,710 Honestly, detective, I don't know if she has any. 78 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:13,920 If you think of anything, 79 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,460 please feel free to contact me... 80 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,757 personally. 81 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,015 Sure thing. 82 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,303 God, I can't believe anything's happened to her. 83 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,330 In the throes of passion, who gives the most? 84 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,964 The man or the woman? 85 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,090 Amy: Not the man, that's for sure. 86 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,590 That's a great article, one of her best. 87 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,381 Looks like she had many talents. 88 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,553 She was tired of acting. 89 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,888 That's why she wrote the advice columns. 90 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,429 She was tired of being dependent on others. 91 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,347 She said that to you? 92 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,640 In so many words. 93 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,025 Suicide. 94 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,359 Is that possible? 95 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:02,116 And how is it that a woman who looks like that had no lovers? 96 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,117 She gets a lot of phone calls but she never answers. 97 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,404 She changes her number all the time. 98 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,617 (phone ringing) 99 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,750 Used to bother my fiancé 'cause you could hear it through the walls. 100 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:15,538 -(phone ringing) -(beep) 101 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,210 Saffron, honey, it's Christine. 102 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,920 I just spoke with their casting director. 103 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,335 It's not looking good. 104 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,211 They need more name value, A list, 105 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,925 you know the bullshit. Call-- 106 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,140 Okay, okay. 107 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,727 (muffled chatter) 108 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,488 It's a beast. 109 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:45,276 Might have to eighty-six the damn door frame. 110 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,285 Everything looks wonderful. 111 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,867 The treated concrete, the stainless, 112 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,579 my kitchen lights, remote control. 113 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,118 Well, you don't want to strain yourself. 114 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,537 You went all out for me, babe. 115 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,959 But this is all wrong. 116 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,840 Isn't it standard? 117 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,047 It's not forty. It should be forty. 118 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,597 Amy, darling, thirty-six is standard. 119 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,349 They gave you standard height. 120 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,969 I like to be elevated when cooking, if you know what I mean. 121 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,809 Heels add four inches, so the island has to come up by four. 122 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,644 So spare no detail, spare no expense. 123 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,898 Do you remember, Fred? 124 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,060 The kitchen is my temple. 125 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,608 Yeah, cash-guzzling temple. 126 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,773 Here ya go, guy. Come on. 127 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,191 I gotta go- 128 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,030 You know why I love you, babe? 129 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,571 'Cause when we went to our first dinner at Le Gourmand, 130 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,456 you said you could never be with a woman who can't cook. 131 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,741 And what did I say? 132 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,876 You said that you could never be with someone 133 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:40,164 who didn't appreciate a meal 'made with love'. 134 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,502 I'm so glad you're understanding. 135 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,502 So you'll get him to finish it in three days, right'? 136 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,136 I got him this far, didn't I? 137 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,340 Dinner's at eight. 138 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,390 Amy: Sorry about all the noise. 139 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,805 Let me guess. Model? 140 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,362 More of a diva, I'd say. 141 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,848 (phone ringing) 142 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,275 I need you at eight sharp, no delays. 143 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,739 The integrity of the meal can't tolerate it. 144 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,205 Because today on the menu, we have... 145 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,831 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Surprise me, babe. 146 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,742 You know I know how to do that. 147 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,581 Right. Can't wait. 148 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,828 Bye. 149 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,340 Mmm. 150 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,051 You know, sometimes I have to dig real deep 151 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,757 to find the spiritual connection to 152 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,173 poached Dover Sole over baby fennel. 153 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,969 Come on, you love all her fancy chateau de chez moi meals. 154 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,887 The belly rules the mind. 155 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,602 No, her mind rules your belly. 156 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,983 You could always join me for takeout at the Red Lantern. 157 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,898 You know what they say about fast food, 158 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,232 it's like pornography. 159 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,397 Not much of a substitute for the real thing, 160 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,192 but ready and available when you need it. 161 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,812 Hello. 162 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,067 (sigh) 163 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,025 Ames, this is a big account. 164 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,397 It's a big fat account. 165 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,531 Big enough to pay for all these renovations account. 166 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,284 Do you know how hard it is to roast an organic partridge 167 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,161 without the proper convection oven? 168 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,171 Honey, they fixed my countertop, but-- 169 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,051 Hey, buddy. 170 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,759 --The lighting is all wrong. 171 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:35,968 Looks great to me. 172 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,882 Well, not when you're standing behind the island. 173 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,474 It needs to be more... glamorous. 174 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,139 Call the electrician. No one listens to me. 175 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,811 Did you miss me? 176 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,726 I missed you. That's my boy. 177 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,196 How were the truffles? They were parigord. 178 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,986 The best. 179 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,657 Did they overpower the partridge? 180 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,159 Definitely not. 181 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,828 Was the partridge young enough, tender enough? 182 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,497 Just like you, babe. 183 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,919 Well, maybe not quite that tender. 184 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,084 Are you sure I haven't gotten too tough, 185 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,174 too meaty? 186 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:20,684 Well, it didn't seem that way to me, last time I had a taste. 187 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:24,187 It's been a few days. Maybe you should make sure. 188 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,142 Time to play find the hidden spice. 189 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,401 (chuckling) 190 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:41,745 Are you focusing? 191 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,240 Mm-hm. 192 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,701 Sweet aroma. 193 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,166 Solid structure. 194 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,127 Come on, baby. Let's go to the couch. 195 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,381 No, no, let's stay here. 196 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,134 You can smell the wild truffles. 197 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,091 Wild truffles, huh? 198 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,556 (moaning) 199 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,848 You like that? 200 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,019 (heavy breathing) 201 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,987 (moaning) 202 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,389 Ohh... 203 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,135 Oh! Oh, you found it! 204 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,556 (moaning) 205 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,517 That's the missing spice. 206 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,692 -(crash) _Qh__ 207 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,477 on, Fred! (gasps) 208 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,112 Oh, God. 209 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,443 Hey. What are you doing? 210 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,778 I gotta glue it back together. 211 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:00,783 It's my favourite set. 212 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,573 What about me? 213 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,256 I just don't understand why Saffron would leave. 214 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,180 According to her agent, she was up for a lot of parts, 215 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,268 her magazine articles were gobbled up 216 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,851 bythousands of women. 217 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,981 Agents will say anything. 218 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,485 Another struggling actress. 219 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,021 A bit shy on the leading roles. 220 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,899 So you took an interest in her career? 221 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,071 (beeping) 222 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,201 My oven. 223 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,988 Excuse me, detective, I have a soufflé that needs rescuing. 224 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,083 Saffron: It wasn't my fault. 225 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,725 I would rather DIE IN A GUTTER 226 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,885 than come back to this hellhole! 227 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,974 It wasn't my fault! 228 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:24,193 I would rather die in a gutter... 229 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,155 than come back to this hellhole. 230 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,782 (muffled talking) 231 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,425 I would rather die in a gutter 232 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,343 than come back to this hellhole. 233 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,134 Okay. 234 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,103 You take me for granted. 235 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,143 Half the entire staff got laid off. 236 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,061 It wasn't my fault. 237 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,104 Ugh. 238 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,768 You take me for granted. 239 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,484 Half the entire staff got laid off. It wasn't my fault. 240 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,613 It wasn't my fault. 241 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,992 Half the entire staff got laid off. It's not... 242 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:10,576 it-- It wasn't my fault. 243 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,707 UQhhh! 244 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,788 Ugh. 245 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,203 Fuck! 246 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,797 I can't do this. 247 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,346 I can't do it. 248 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,340 Girl: I can't. (Cfying) 249 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,845 Woman: Saffron, you have rehearsed this for weeks. 250 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,641 Everyone is waiting on you. Do not let them down. 251 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,559 I am your mother, Saffie. Listen to me-- 252 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,772 No! (Crying) 253 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,027 --Ten pounds, I know. 254 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,987 Do you think that this lasts forever? 255 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,900 We are ready. 256 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,192 We're ready. 257 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,326 Let's go. 258 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,737 Come on, Saffie. 259 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:51,737 Smile. 260 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:52,738 Not ready, Mom. (flying) 261 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,410 Mother: Big smile. 262 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,307 Ten minutes. 263 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,721 Igofia hit the road, babe. 264 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,936 I got a big commercial appraisal out of town. 265 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,602 You're gonna miss me when I land my own cooking show. 266 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,905 Can't wait to see my favourite chef on TV. 267 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,366 I'll see you later. 268 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,787 Good morning, my fine feathered friend. 269 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,793 Who's a good boy? 270 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,999 I'll see ya later. 271 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,004 (bird noises) 272 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,681 (knocking) 273 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,593 Hi. It's your neighbour. I have your mail. 274 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,432 S. Nelson, 302. That's you, right? 275 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,727 Yep. Thank you. 276 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,645 Did you just move in? We've never met. 277 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,279 No, I'm just not always here. 278 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,781 - Oh. - Thanks. 279 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,441 My pleasure. I'm Amy. 280 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,451 Saffron. 281 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,495 (whispers) Saffron. 282 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,707 0h, my God! Oh, my God! 283 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,419 Where is it? 284 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,158 Man: Missed you so much. 285 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,337 I missed you too. 286 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,298 My Saffie. 287 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:17,008 (phone rings) 288 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,595 Hi, Mom. 289 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,763 Mother: You remember my friend Lou Rosen? 290 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,352 Well, he is now the sole distributor 291 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,064 for this new ayurvedic antioxidant. 292 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,227 You know, he's a celebrity. 293 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,863 He does TV ads and everything, 294 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,483 and they use this ancient Chinese herb and it just 295 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,901 melts away the pounds. 296 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,490 You know, it's probably pure speed. Why don't you just eat real food? 297 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,121 He says it's completely organic, 298 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,782 very healthy, and I'm gonna send you some. 299 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,700 Beause you need to hang on to that slim little 300 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,169 figure of yours while you still can. 301 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,328 Really? 302 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,372 I lost Herb when I started putting on weight 303 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,257 and don't want you going through the same thing. 304 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,214 You lost Herb because he was a philandering jerk, 305 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,128 you didn't know when to give into him. 306 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,421 Thank God he had money. 307 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,340 Don't listen to me if you don't want to. 308 00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,594 But don't come complaining to me that no one tried to tell you so 309 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,762 when you watch Fred walk out that door. 310 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,100 Thanks, Mom, for the advice. 311 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,188 You're welcome. 312 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,776 Fred's not going anywhere. He's happy as a cherrystone clam. 313 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,272 All the showroom glass is an asset. 314 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:51,061 (phone ringing) 315 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,605 Yeah, the dead end street could hurt the value. 316 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,149 You've reached Fred Grant. Leave a message. 317 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,326 I was hopin' to take you to Earl's. 318 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,910 It's the home of the mother of all burgers. 319 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,861 Oh, my God. Saffron? Saffron Nelson? 320 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,734 Yes? 321 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,652 Could you please sign this for me? 322 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:46,040 I love your movies, but your sex column is so hot. 323 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,849 Okay, Jennifer, you'll be next-- Saffron! 324 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,358 Thanks so much for coming down. 325 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,065 Listen, um, I don't mean to embarrass you. 326 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,571 I told your agent this was a real long shot, 327 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,482 but he hasn't been able to reach you. 328 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,070 I've been away. 329 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,656 Well, I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone more, um-- 330 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,322 Well, someone unknown. 331 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,455 Younger. 332 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,243 Younger might help, but really a new face. 333 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,956 There isn't any money for the role. 334 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,336 I already discussed this with Eric. 335 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,122 I don't care. I love it. 336 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:38,259 I--I will even read if there's no offer on the table. 337 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,010 I will do whatever it takes. 338 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,551 Okay. 339 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,889 Someone younger, then. Someone fresher. 340 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,262 Fresher. 341 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,225 Okay. 342 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,389 Sorry. 343 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,853 So great to see you. 344 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,566 Jennifer, you can come on in now. 345 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,568 (chuckling) 346 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,280 So the owner walks in and finds all this imported furniture, 347 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,446 and an entire family had moved into his office. 348 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,329 (laughing) 349 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,865 (phone ringing) 350 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,157 Oh, boy. 351 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,000 Yes, dear? 352 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,630 Honey, I wish you'd return my calls. 353 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:01,417 I've got devil/ed blue point crab cakes in the oven 354 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:02,759 and they just came in fresh. 355 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,044 You will go insane. 356 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,555 Honey, thought I told you I was on the road today? 357 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,307 And pick up two bottles of Chablis 358 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,301 on the way home. It's not too fruity. 359 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,394 And try to make it by nine. Love you. 360 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:13,896 You too. 361 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:19,359 Oh, you, uh, have a little, right... 362 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:21,520 There. 363 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,609 Thanks. 364 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:23,738 Welcome. 365 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,207 Do you fully taste the crab? 366 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,164 Fully. 367 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,253 'Cause most of the time in the restaurant, you only get 368 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,090 the canned crab and the cornmeal. 369 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,879 Here you go, bud. 370 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,424 You know, he's gotta get used to eating in his cage or 371 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,513 we'll never have a minute to ourself. 372 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:55,646 He likes watching you cook. Don't ya, Bas? 373 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,101 That's my boy. 374 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,815 Sometimes I get the feeling my food 375 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,817 doesn't interest you that much. 376 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:04,025 You know what? Everything isn't always about food. 377 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:05,985 Who's a good boy? 378 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,697 Do you realize I spent all day making that for you? 379 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,827 Well, don't. Don't do it. You don't have to. 380 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,696 You could do something simple for once. 381 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,118 Like what, a TV dinner? 382 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,749 Yeah. I've had 'em. 383 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,994 Nobody's ever died from one as far as I know. 384 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,628 It's never gonna happen around here. 385 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,964 What kind of woman serves her family a TV dinner? 386 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,499 Well, maybe one that's got a life. 387 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,422 (mocking) "How does it taste? Is it good? 388 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,135 "Is it too salty, too spicy?" 389 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:30,594 God, I'm sick of hearing the same thing every single night. 390 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,009 Is there nothing else worth thinking about? 391 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,768 I can't believe how much you've changed. 392 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,646 We've had the same conversation for the past year. 393 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,398 Find something to do with your life. 394 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,773 I am. 395 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,903 Imagine me in front of a live studio audience. 396 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:44,857 Not this again. 397 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,488 A million viewers. 398 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,024 All waiting with bated breath 399 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:52,320 for me to deliver the next greatest dish. 400 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:56,699 You don't get it, Freddo, do you? 401 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:59,418 This is my life. 402 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,833 Mmm. 403 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,936 You barely ate earlier. 404 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,189 There must be some room for dessert in there. 405 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,399 No room, all full? 406 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,311 Come on. Open up. 407 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,571 You know, the secret to making a good profiterole 408 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,481 is you have to freeze the pastry first. 409 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,240 Uh, baby... 410 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:31,992 Start off with it nice and firm. 411 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,152 I've been drivin' all day. 412 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,410 That's why you need sugar. 413 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,993 Coco lifts the spirit. It'll lift just about anything. 414 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,373 I could have made you anything, 415 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,626 like a cherry tart, but there's nothing like 416 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,666 creamy chocolate and vanilla together. 417 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,422 Hot and cold. 418 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:46,833 Fire and ice. 419 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,172 Tell me how you want me. 420 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,427 No. Enough is enough. 421 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,884 No more fucking food. 422 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,217 Jesus Christ. 423 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,638 I'm goin' to bed. 424 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:05,772 You don't have to be so blunt. I'm a perceptive girl. 425 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,112 (phone beeps) 426 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:39,101 ♪ Let this snow melt in my mouth. ♪ 427 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:46,108 ♪ Until my head hurts, until I'm out. ♪ 428 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,395 ♪ Makes me laugh a bit. ♪ 429 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,906 I Makes me cry. ♪ 430 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,902 ♪ Same way you confuse me... ♪ 431 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,653 (knocking) 432 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:07,421 ♪ Bad things, bad things. ♪ 433 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:12,050 ♪ Sad things have to happen. ♪ 434 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,833 Man: Chris, come on! Put it when it's up! I need that risotto yesterday. 435 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,748 Man 2: Plate's up on fourteen. 436 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,757 MED.' Amy? 437 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,168 Amy: Hi, Lucas. 438 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:59,090 Hey-- I tried to tell you. Jefe likes it the way he likes it. 439 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:01,008 Don't worry, I don't want my job back. 440 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,642 I'm getting my own cooking show. 441 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,327 What did he order? 442 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,036 The moules frites. 443 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,242 You know he still brings his coworkers here. 444 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,411 Well, I didn't realize he fed them too. 445 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,095 The asshole never liked them when I made them. 446 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,478 I try so hard to make him happy. 447 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,513 Seems like I can never do enough. 448 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,439 Man: Order's ready for seven, Lucas! 449 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:05,160 Sometimes with all these clever gastronomic combinations, 450 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,074 and catering to people's desire, 451 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,288 somebody's just bound to get hurt. 452 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,997 But now we do what we do best in this show-- 453 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,756 communicate those touchy feelings 454 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:17,293 which can only truly be expressed through cooking. 455 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,679 (angry chopping as audience cheers) 456 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,932 All that pampering and posturing and pandering 457 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:25,718 just to get a response. 458 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,636 A tiny spark of appreciation. 459 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,306 And the minute a hot piece of ass comes your way, 460 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,850 you're all over it like white on rice. 461 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,017 Moules frites. 462 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,735 Probably the only muscle she ever had 463 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,862 was in the back seat of a car on her knees. 464 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:38,855 Audience: Whore! 465 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,199 Stick to your greasy burgers, girlfriend. 466 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,531 But does all this mean 467 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:46,913 that we have to lower the gastronomic bar? 468 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,824 Audience: No! 469 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,458 Damn straight. 470 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,961 Because food is an art, people, 471 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,591 and true artists fight back through all the pain and indifference. 472 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,501 They never give up. 473 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:00,885 Audience: Go, girl! 474 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,784 I thought our one-year engagement was special enough 475 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,618 to break out my best silverware. 476 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,747 I wanted everything to be perfect. 477 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:30,866 I think it looks amazing, 478 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:33,501 like one of those kitchens you see in a magazine. 479 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:36,288 Not with the kitchen. I mean with the meal. 480 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,504 How could you go wrong? You made my favourite. It's delicious. 481 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,010 Actually, they ran out of the organic partridge, which is unusual, 482 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:45,173 because the delivery from Beaver Creek Farms is on Tuesday night. 483 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,887 So I thought, well, you know Fred. What can we do? 484 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:51,849 He won't want meat because he probably snuck in a burger at lunch. 485 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:55,767 Maybe mussels, fries. we always enjoyed that together. 486 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:59,732 You know, we've been having these catered lunches at work, and, uh-- 487 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,943 So I checked in my cooking journal, and I realized 488 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:05,033 that on three out of the five occasions I've made your favourite stuffed game 489 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:08,867 that you haven't been able to really enjoy it. 490 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:09,905 I wasn't? 491 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,540 No, because it has to be savoured fresh out of the oven 492 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:13,951 to fully appreciate the aroma 493 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:17,087 and the fragrance in all of its intensity. 494 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,121 We went over this. 495 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,666 Do you remember? 496 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,587 Look, Amy, if this is about me being insensitive, I apologize. 497 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:28,348 Things at work have been... let's say challenging. 498 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,509 Well, challenging is when something you want 499 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,848 makes you work harder to get it. 500 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,308 Is that what you mean? 501 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,066 Where are you going with this? 502 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,527 Well, I thought, you know, don't get all uptight 503 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,107 and throw around the four-letter words. 504 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:46,650 Just let the wine decide what's gonna pair with this... 505 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,569 little love-bird. 506 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,376 Where's Sebastian? 507 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,457 Bas-man? 508 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,338 Bastian? 509 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,087 Where is he? 510 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,223 (knocking) 511 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,146 (knocking) 512 00:34:58,930 --> 00:34:59,726 Saffron? 513 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,436 It's Amy. 514 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:08,694 Hi. 515 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,698 - Hi. - Hi. 516 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,784 Um, I was just--I was going to the market 517 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,495 and I was going to make dinner and I was thinking, 518 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:19,500 maybe we could have dinner sometime? 519 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,627 Oh, tonight's not a good night. 520 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,663 I'm really behind on a deadline. 521 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,207 Oh, I wasn't thinking about tonight. 522 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:29,048 I'm so busy too, um... What about next week? 523 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,553 Not a good week for me. 524 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,426 (clears throat) 525 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,513 Well, I'll just check back in with you. 526 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,853 I--I appreciate the dessert. 527 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:39,888 Oh! 528 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,181 Did you like the profiteroles? 529 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,274 Oh, yeah, they were wonderful. Thank you. 530 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:46,277 Did you like the way the hot and the cold mixed together and-- 531 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,983 Thank you. Appreciate it. 532 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,996 Mmm. 533 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:07,048 Mmm, don't you just love the smell of fresh baking? 534 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,511 I'm sorry to keep asking, Amy, 535 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,675 but something is bothering me about your neighbour. 536 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,935 You said she was a recluse. 537 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:21,313 Now, where does a recluse come up with 538 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:24,224 all that advice aboutsex? 539 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:30,773 Well, maybe she had a lover. All you need is one. 540 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:35,536 Did you, um, ever see any of her movies? 541 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,449 Not that I recall. I don't really follow who's who, except in the kitchens. 542 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,291 Go ahead. Try it. 543 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,377 You know, I'm really just a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy. 544 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,792 Oh, a bite won't kill you. 545 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,710 I'd love to, but I have this, uh, 546 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:55,597 bad flap, that if I eat something like this, I get... 547 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,677 (clicking) 548 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,013 I--I even take a pill for it. 549 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,519 (sighs) 550 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,894 l-lnfi- 551 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,360 Mmm. 552 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:09,314 You know, 553 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,855 they sell you the vanilla extract and it's not pure. 554 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:14,108 That is unfair. 555 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,111 What about you? Anyone in your life? 556 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,582 No. No one. 557 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:27,713 Well, someone is definitely missing out. 558 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:34,295 I got rid of the last one. 559 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,838 I'm free as a bird. 560 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,096 (chOP) 561 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,315 Sometimes you get so far gone 562 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,647 that you can't see what's good for you anymore. 563 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,028 And when a new opportunity presents itself, 564 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,689 you have to go for it. 565 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,323 Audience: (cheers) 566 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:58,406 Mmm-- now, fish en croute with lemon butter sauce 567 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,991 isn't as intimidating as it sounds. 568 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,373 A dish like this speaks volumes. 569 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:07,911 It says, 'I've made this for you with affection'. 570 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,131 (knocking) 571 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:35,614 May I suggest fish en croute with lemon butter sauce? 572 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:43,326 I just renovated my kitchen, so it's kind of a celebration. 573 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:46,867 Thank you for thinking of me, but I've already eaten dinner. 574 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,785 Well, then, keep it and eat it later. 575 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:52,206 No, no, I really-- I--I--I couldn't. 576 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,965 I know you think I'm pushy, but 577 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,842 you can't afford to be shy when it comes to food. 578 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,631 Do you live by yourself? 579 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:02,765 Yep. 580 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:05,727 You know, I wasn't sure at first that it was you. 581 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,637 But then there was something, I don't know. 582 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,351 Made me think about being a kid. 583 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,892 Yeah... Kids shows were fun back then. 584 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,311 Too bad the asshole producers took all the fun away. 585 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,900 I used to watch your show every night after dinner. 586 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,570 It was like you were a part of the family. 587 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:27,157 That's wonderful, Amy, but I-- 588 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:29,371 I have work I--I need to get back to. 589 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:32,208 Oh! Um, en croute means in a crust. 590 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,168 It's a flounder in a puff pastry. 591 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,332 Actually, I know what 'en croute' means. 592 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:38,217 Oh, of course. You're so sophisticated. 593 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,925 I hope you approve. I made it specially for you. 594 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,089 You're so skinny. I need to lose some weight. 595 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:46,305 I should be, like, ten pounds lighter for my height. 596 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:48,970 And you're still so pretty, Saffron. 597 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:52,357 L--I'm flattered. But, sadly, I've already eaten. 598 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,062 It would really make my day 599 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,936 if you would just try it right now while the lemon cream 600 00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,941 is still hot and tangy enough to really do its job. 601 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,286 Come on. I dropped a bomb on the stove. 602 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:06,947 Need to know if it's worth the money. 603 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:09,616 Of course, it was the idiot's money, but... 604 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,498 Mmm. 605 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,539 It's delicious. 606 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,631 - Really? - M m-hm. 607 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:18,962 You really think so? 608 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:22,129 Mmm. I really--I need to get back to my work. 609 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,640 I'm so happy we're neighbours. You have no idea. 610 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,220 Let me know how the cream works. 611 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:30,221 Don't let it sit too long 'cause it'll lose all of its flavour. 612 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,892 Bye. 613 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,968 Audience: (cheers) Amy! 614 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:46,425 Welcome back to Food For Love, 615 00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:51,809 where we transform dinner into a romantic love affair. 616 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:54,221 Now, with rack of lamb with truffled ragout, 617 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:57,482 you're gonna want to have your butcher french the bones. 618 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,233 Unless you're handy with a meat cleaver, 619 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,815 which I personally am not. 620 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:06,942 I've always been partial to the black truffle oil of France. 621 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:09,486 Now, truffles are libido enhancers 622 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,950 because they're rich in... 623 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:13,490 Audience: Amino acids! 624 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:14,782 Audience: (Clapping) 625 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:18,624 This dish is really all about meat. 626 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,918 Fred used to say, "I didn't fight my way 627 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,209 "to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." 628 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,753 Who says those vegetarians don't let their 629 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,762 inner animal out in the bedroom? 630 00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:30,969 Audience: (cheering) 631 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,686 (knocking) 632 00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:43,144 It's 301. I have a surprise for you. 633 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,359 Oh, my God. 634 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,118 I hope I'm not bothering you. 635 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,075 Actually, I'm in the middle of writing. 636 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:56,874 How do you cook in here? 637 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,341 (clears throat) 638 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,141 You were amazing in that. 639 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,019 You fought it out with a broken leg for half the movie. 640 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:19,522 And I actually broke my leg making the movie. 641 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,274 Wow. I hope they paid you a lot. 642 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,650 You'd have to ask my mother. 643 00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:25,437 She took care of all that. 644 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,160 Is... that for me? 645 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,492 It's rack of lamb with truffled ragout. 646 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,623 I made it special for you. 647 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:43,746 That is very kind of you. 648 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:45,665 I'm--I'm just not hungry. 649 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:46,583 I figured that. 650 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:49,673 But did you know that protein is essential for a strong libido? 651 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,555 A study showed that women who don't eat enough red meat 652 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,307 have weaker orgasms. 653 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,268 I don't eat meat. 654 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,179 I can tell that by looking at you, 655 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,940 but you haven't tried my meat dishes. 656 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:04,984 (whispers) My lighter. 657 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:08,480 -(phone ringing) -(beep) 658 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,694 Hey, it's Eric. Listen, they saw your reel. 659 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:11,608 They're gonna pass. 660 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,242 Unless you wanna audition for the mother. 661 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,402 I'll speak to you later. 662 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,570 Assholes. 663 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:22,664 My kind of girl. 664 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,838 I love your column. 665 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,752 I try to make women feel young and powerful. 666 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,590 We don't often feel that way. 667 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:33,804 For someone who writes about sex, 668 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,590 I'm surprised you don't eat meat. 669 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:36,803 Really? 670 00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,639 Half of India is vegetarian, 671 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,394 and they don't have a problem reproducing. 672 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,681 But do they enjoy the sex? 673 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,858 Fred loved meat. 674 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,940 More than he loved me apparently. 675 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:51,781 Oh, it's like this lamb was born in this sauce. 676 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,318 Mmm, just try it. 677 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:59,573 Uh... Excuse me. 678 00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,759 You have to eat or you're gonna die. 679 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:14,967 (water running) 680 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:18,099 (vomiting) 681 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:21,261 (water running) 682 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,644 (echo) Saffron, you just... 683 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:31,607 (_eCho) Just“, 684 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,944 (echo) you try to sneak one of these in? 685 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,282 (echo). . . these in? ...one of these in? 686 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,988 Saffie, you just get your weight down 687 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,903 and you try to sneak one of these in? 688 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,868 You know, you have to watch what you eat. 689 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,532 - No thanks. - Saffie, try it. 690 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:46,748 You have any idea what I have sacrificed for your career? 691 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:47,958 I love you. 692 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,590 Jack! How's it going? 693 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:57,384 - Sharon. - Bob. 694 00:45:57,546 --> 00:46:00,049 So this is little Lady Saffron, huh? 695 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,556 You're even prettier than your head shot. 696 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,812 No...no. 697 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,019 Too bad. 698 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,391 They make you so hot. 699 00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:10,025 (chuckles) 700 00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:11,689 Mmm. 701 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,522 Jack's right over there, babe. He's a piggybank. 702 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:16,566 Why don't you go shake his tree? 703 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,451 Why don't we talk about you, angel-face? 704 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,408 (echo) angel-face, angel-face... 705 00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:38,842 Amy's mother: How's Fred? 706 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,632 As far as I remember, no man's ever lasted 707 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,015 more than six months with you. 708 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:44,222 Do we have a new record? 709 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,560 Fred's infatuated with me. 710 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,438 There's no other woman he'd shed blood for. 711 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:50,099 Oh, that's wonderful, sweetheart. So do you have a job? 712 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,443 I'm preparing my own cooking show. 713 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:54,649 You'll never guess who my new neighbour is. 714 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,405 She lives right in my building. 715 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:58,908 Do you remember Saffron Nelson, 716 00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:01,244 'Season of Love', 'Silent Laughter'? 717 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:04,076 'Twilight Pearl'! She was so beautiful. 718 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:06,161 Oh, you must have watched every single show. 719 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,120 Did you introduce yourself? 720 00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:09,502 Introduce myself? I am making her dinner! 721 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,037 So, can I meet her? 722 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:12,750 You know how it is with celebrities. 723 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:13,835 They're very private. 724 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:17,218 You have to be respectful, feel out the situation. 725 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,852 (giggling) 726 00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,691 Mmm. 727 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:05,409 (giggling) 728 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,411 I've got it. 729 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:10,039 A bouillabaisse. 730 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,828 Today's mystery ingredient says: 731 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:19,124 "I'm an introvert who handles stress poorly. 732 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,713 "Eat me so you can get laid real fast." 733 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:22,672 What am I? 734 00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:24,052 Audience: An oyster! 735 00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:26,300 Very good. 736 00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:30,552 A real student of both the kitchen and the bedroom. 737 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:33,062 Oysters and sex have something in common. 738 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,518 They're both... that good 739 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:38,560 that you close an eye to the mess that they make. 740 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:45,194 (gasp) 741 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:48,865 (knocking) 742 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,373 It's open. 743 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,873 I know you're busy. I'm just checking in. 744 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,504 I know what it must be like 745 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:00,999 with the reading, the auditions, the pressure. 746 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,257 The hardest thing is not having someone to talk to. 747 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,171 To really talk to. 748 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,557 Did he leave you? 749 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:15,937 I left him. 750 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,686 How can someone be so needy 751 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,272 and yet so unresponsive to someone else's needs? 752 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,062 It's not hard, trust me. 753 00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:28,109 It's so hard being alone. 754 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:29,868 You're one of the lucky ones. You-- 755 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,829 chose what you wanted to do and it worked out. 756 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,867 Oh, yeah, they're just knocking my door down trying to hire me. 757 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,376 Haven't you seen 'em all? 758 00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:44,250 Will you let me know how the bouillabaisse is? 759 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:45,383 I know you love oysters. 760 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:46,548 I made this for you 761 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:49,304 inspired by your scene from 'Twilight Pearl'. 762 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,843 You were unforgettable. 763 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,595 I didn't actually eat an oyster. 764 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:56,478 You didn't? 765 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,139 No. 766 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,488 Please just try it. 767 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:12,453 Mmm-hm-hm. 768 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,414 I'll just leave it here. 769 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:28,886 (gagging, spitting) 770 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:57,156 Don't make me go back to my cookbook, Saffie. 771 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:02,870 (knocking) 772 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:04,084 Gonna get cold. 773 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:10,590 (knocking) 774 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:12,380 You don't know what you're missing. 775 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:19,265 (knocking) 776 00:52:19,428 --> 00:52:20,429 I 'll just leave it here. 777 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:27,777 (knocking) 778 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,938 Come on! I know you're in there. 779 00:52:58,467 --> 00:52:59,889 (elevator dings) 780 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:04,973 I'm sorry. 781 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,234 For what? 782 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,105 Let me see that. 783 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,706 This is the appreciation I get? 784 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,408 I'm very, very sorry. 785 00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:24,576 I just... I couldn't eat it all. 786 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,787 - We'll see about that! - Ah, no! 787 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:27,796 Get in there! 788 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:29,423 Ahh! 789 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,384 Sit down. 790 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,006 (Crash) 791 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,967 (crying) 792 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,382 Please, please... 793 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,133 Please! Please what? 794 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:41,677 I made this for you! Now, EAT! 795 00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:42,561 I can't. 796 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,563 Yes, you can. 797 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:46,144 You're not gonna reject me too. 798 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,855 Who are you to despise my food? 799 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,566 My entire body rejects it. 800 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:57,402 You fucking snob! This is my creation. MINE! 801 00:53:58,485 --> 00:53:59,077 Eat! 802 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,237 You will eat. 803 00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:03,912 (screams) 804 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,628 ARGH! 805 00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:16,967 I'll show you rejection. 806 00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:20,887 You wanna be close to me? 807 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:22,926 Well, now you're close. 808 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,345 Ringside seat. 809 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:30,188 Normally I'd run the water so no one would hear, but, 810 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:31,818 we don't have to worry. 811 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:34,446 It's just you and me. 812 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,607 And we're friends now, right? 813 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:41,403 Then I do it. 814 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:44,665 In and out, back and forth. 815 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,500 It's as natural as sex. 816 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:50,914 (gagging, vomiting) 817 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,549 I used to wrap my knuckles. 818 00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:58,382 (laughs) 819 00:54:58,504 --> 00:55:01,303 Then I would choke on the fucking toilet paper. 820 00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:02,800 Once I even used a plastic spoon 821 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:06,470 when I was so afraid it would go down. Mm-hm. 822 00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:09,682 (vomiting) 823 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:21,527 Am I beautiful now? 824 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,535 It's not your food, Amy. It's not the taste. 825 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:32,621 What is it? 826 00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:36,376 It's a vice that's stuck around, and it's not welcome. 827 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:42,344 You have to eat something, Saffie, or... you'll die. 828 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:46,010 How do you feed something that can't be fed? 829 00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:51,607 I just want it to disappear. 830 00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:05,328 You're really beautiful. 831 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,460 I wanted to get out so bad. 832 00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:22,342 Then when I was really ready to bail, 833 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:25,306 I saw what I was up against. 834 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:27,927 They all needed me. 835 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:30,642 They all fed off me. 836 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:32,556 Even my own father. 837 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:36,815 I supported him for, like, twenty years. 838 00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:39,605 If it wasn't for me, he'd probably be in prison. 839 00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,736 I'm sorry. 840 00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:45,076 I thought my father was a deadbeat. 841 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,957 Saffie, what can I do? 842 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:55,371 Be someone who doesn't want anything from me. 843 00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:58,048 Can you do that? 844 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:04,972 I really need to be alone, please. 845 00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,388 Please give me another chance. 846 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,302 To cook for you. 847 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,892 To make you feel whole. 848 00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:15,770 You-you can't see it, can you? 849 00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:17,685 See what? 850 00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:19,023 The line. 851 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,112 When to quit. 852 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,700 Just let me make you something simple. 853 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:29,495 A soup. 854 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:22,549 (knocking) 855 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,088 It's open. 856 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,676 You look lovely. 857 00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,477 I didn't think you'd come. 858 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,483 You can run lines with me for my audition. 859 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:41,985 I would love that. 860 00:58:42,102 --> 00:58:43,228 Have a seat. 861 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,178 I made you a ginger coriander broth. 862 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,802 Is it alright? 863 00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:50,962 Mm-hm. 864 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:56,093 The ginger root will relax your stomach. 865 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:01,856 Mmm. 866 01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:04,105 Is--is it too spicy? 867 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:05,860 I was careful with the ginger root. 868 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:09,774 No, no, it's, um-- Guess I have a lot on my mind. 869 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:15,203 Ahh! That was good. 870 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,579 You didn't eat very much. 871 01:00:16,738 --> 01:00:18,991 I--I baked you a goat cheese and tomato tart. 872 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:21,785 No, just... Just sit. 873 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,920 Do you mind if I--if I smoke? 874 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:25,205 Oh, of course. Uh... 875 01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:27,170 I'm done too. 876 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:29,842 Oh-- 877 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:33,759 Ashtray. 878 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:39,678 Let's, um... Let's run these lines, yeah? 879 01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:40,721 Oh-- 880 01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:43,231 Um-- Okay, you are... 881 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,484 You're Nicole, okay? 882 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:46,518 Okay. 883 01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,358 And, um, don't feel like you have to act. 884 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,898 Just-- Here, just read it. 885 01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:52,239 Okay? 886 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:56,820 You said to go with our instincts, right? 887 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,580 Get in touch with our animal side. 888 01:00:58,738 --> 01:01:00,866 If I were an animal, which animal would I be? 889 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,909 I don't know. Maybe a horse? 890 01:01:03,076 --> 01:01:06,831 Come on, Dr Mann, you know me better than that. 891 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,999 A boa constrictor. 892 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,167 Not bad but too physical. 893 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,427 Too much effort spent and not enough strategy. 894 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:13,796 A scorpion. 895 01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:14,713 Too obvious. 896 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,805 Stings its mate, a no-brainer for the arachnoid vice squad. 897 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,139 A net thrower. 898 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,512 What's that? 899 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,931 A spider that throws a net on its prey, 900 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:26,725 stings it and sucks it dry. 901 01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:30,737 Glad to see this game amuses you, Nicole. 902 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,784 Why don't you come up to my ranch this weekend? 903 01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:37,494 You'd love the mountains. 904 01:01:37,652 --> 01:01:40,906 No, I--I couldn't. Doctor-patient... 905 01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:43,040 Confidentiality, I know. 906 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,170 It's funny, I feel like I've known you forever. 907 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,334 It happens. 908 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,591 But if it gets in the way of the work, it can be dangerous. 909 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:52,546 That was terrible. 910 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,006 No, you were great. 911 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,921 Um, should we try it one more time? 912 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:57,339 Yeah. Mm-hm. 913 01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:59,933 You said go with our instincts, right? Get in touch with our animal side. 914 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:02,014 A net thrower. 915 01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,268 Can you believe this dialogue? Okay, a boa constrictor. 916 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,477 I'm Saffron. 917 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,141 You're good. 918 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:07,899 (laughing) 919 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:09,856 Ready? I'm going to be very demure instead. 920 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,270 - Demure? - You ready for me? 921 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,359 Okay. And action. 922 01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:16,237 You said to go with our instincts, right? 923 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,322 If I were an animal, which animal would I be? 924 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:19,452 A horse. 925 01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:20,407 A horsie. 926 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,162 Wow. 927 01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:22,368 Who talks like this? 928 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:24,123 Who actually talks like this? 929 01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:25,955 It's a spider that throws a net! 930 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,212 (laughing) 931 01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:31,715 Why don't you come up to my ranch this weekend? 932 01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:32,874 You'd love the mountains. 933 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:36,386 No, I can't. Doctor-patient... 934 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:38,471 Confidentiality. I know. 935 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:41,509 It's funny. I feel like I've known you forever. 936 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:44,394 It happens. But if it gets in the way of the work, 937 01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:46,930 it can be very, very dangerous. 938 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:50,067 Amazing. Whoa, I just got distracted, it was so good. 939 01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:52,026 Uhhhhh... Let it be-- 940 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:54,237 You know what? I'm absolutely hideous. 941 01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:55,648 - No! - I am. 942 01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:58,784 That was--oh, that was great. 943 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:00,743 But I'm impressed with everything you do. 944 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,658 (laughs) Thank you. 945 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:14,173 I think you're gonna get this job, Saffie. I can feel it. 946 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,754 No. 947 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:20,718 Not when they have every head cheerleader Texas ever produced. 948 01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:23,300 That's who they really deserve. 949 01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:25,553 Not according to your agent. He says they want you. 950 01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:27,813 Y-O-U, right? 951 01:03:29,514 --> 01:03:32,643 I, um-- I need to rest. But thank you. Um-- 952 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,106 (clears throat) 953 01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:36,730 I can run lines with you tomorrow-- 954 01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:39,024 I can even go with you if you want. 955 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,952 Okay. Okay. 956 01:03:43,111 --> 01:03:44,829 Oh, wait! Um, hah. 957 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:47,912 I was on YouTube, and I have something for you. 958 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:52,087 I thought you might enjoy this. 959 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,588 (whispers) Okay. 960 01:04:09,054 --> 01:04:10,101 Girl: I'm Saffron Nelson. 961 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,939 I'm nine years old and I'm with EZ Talent. 962 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:15,102 Man: Okay, hon, you can do anything you want. What are you gonna do for us? 963 01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:17,396 I'm gonna do an old classic. Is that alright? 964 01:04:17,562 --> 01:04:18,609 Uh-huh. 965 01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:23,368 ♪ Now, don't you listen, honey, while I say ♪ 966 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:27,747 ♪ How could you tell me that you're going away? ♪ 967 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:31,619 I Don't say that we must part. ♪ 968 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:35,168 ♪ Don't break my aching heart. ♪ 969 01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:39,130 ♪ You know I've loved you truly many years. ♪ 970 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:43,047 ♪ Loved you night and day. ♪ 971 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:47,309 ♪ How could you leave me? Can't you see my tears? ♪ 972 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,804 ♪ Listen while I say, ♪ 973 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:54,975 ♪ After you're gone, left me crying. ♪ 974 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,478 ♪ After you're gone, ♪ 975 01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,692 I there's no denying... ♪ 976 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,908 You're gonna be great. They'll love you. 977 01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:13,247 Just like they always did. 978 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,957 Just be yourself. 979 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,087 (laughs) Trust me. 980 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:20,547 The real me would never please any of these people. 981 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:25,429 Good luck. 982 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:41,147 I knew we'd find something for you. You're perfect for this. 983 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:41,983 Come on in! 984 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,027 Thank you. 985 01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:46,568 (clears throat) 986 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:51,785 Okay. 987 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,666 Okay, any time you're ready, Saffron. 988 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:56,873 Hello. My name is Saffron Nelson. 989 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,413 I'm with Talent Unlimited, 990 01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:01,003 and I will be reading for Dr Mann. 991 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,464 Hi, Saffron. 992 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:09,516 I'm sorry, um-- The light's very bright. I can't see. 993 01:06:09,674 --> 01:06:12,723 The unforgettable Saffron Nelson. 994 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,273 You're still lookin' good, Saffie. 995 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:25,024 And I'm... still lookin' out for you. 996 01:06:25,857 --> 01:06:28,576 It's okay to be a little nervous... (echoing) 997 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:29,782 (echo) Be so breathtaking... 998 01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:32,531 How does it feel to be so breathtaking? 999 01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:34,495 Don't worry. 1000 01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,409 Your mother trusts me. 1001 01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,249 That's why she's given you to me. 1002 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:41,085 Because it's what Bob expects from you... (echoing) 1003 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:44,421 You are gonna be a star, Saffron. A star. I know it. 1004 01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,169 (echoing) Because you're a movie star now... 1005 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,929 Because you're a movie star, that's why. 1006 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,930 (struggling) 1007 01:06:54,052 --> 01:06:54,894 I said quality. 1008 01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:56,930 I'm gonna be looking for someone eighteen. 1009 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:57,847 Excuse me. 1010 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,331 Woman: Saffron? 1011 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:18,201 Are you okay? 1012 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:25,132 Uh-uh. 1013 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,059 - Saffie, what happened? -(<=ryir19) 1014 01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:44,606 Saffie? 1015 01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:53,820 Saffron? 1016 01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,459 Saffie? 1017 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:32,822 Everything I did was for you, Saffie. 1018 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,240 You can't tell me it wasn't a good ride. 1019 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:39,742 (burning sizzle) 1020 01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:13,567 (phone ringing) 1021 01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:23,042 Saffron? 1022 01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:26,754 Saffron? 1023 01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:30,629 (whispers) Saffron! 1024 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,213 Saffron! Are you okay? 1025 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:37,303 Ooh, I fell asleep. 1026 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,393 It was so sweet. 1027 01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:54,441 Do you put this much effort into everyone? 1028 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:56,234 Or am I special? 1029 01:09:58,152 --> 01:09:59,449 You're special. 1030 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:04,000 But I just don't know how to give you anything. 1031 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:06,957 There's only one thing you can do. 1032 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,128 You're perfect for it. 1033 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,130 Aren't you? 1034 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,343 I'll love you forever. 1035 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:22,184 And you'll have me forever. 1036 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:44,078 Mmm. 1037 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,708 Lie down with me. 1038 01:10:53,374 --> 01:10:54,375 You okay? 1039 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:57,838 I feel better now. 1040 01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:10,145 How does that feel? 1041 01:11:10,308 --> 01:11:12,902 Feels wonderful. 1042 01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:25,698 Kiss me. 1043 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:49,139 (moaning) 1044 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:51,732 So nice. 1045 01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:56,479 You so feel good. 1046 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,489 - I want you to let go. - Mm-hm. 1047 01:11:58,648 --> 01:11:59,991 Do you wanna do that? 1048 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:01,150 I do. 1049 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,031 Wonderful. 1050 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:07,407 (breathing heavily, moaning) 1051 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,290 That's it. 1052 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:18,254 Ohh! 1053 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:18,963 Yeah. 1054 01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:20,093 Ohh. 1055 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,218 Yes. 1056 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,099 You taste so good. 1057 01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:30,521 (moaning) 1058 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,198 Can you feel me? 1059 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,361 Oh! 1060 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:46,620 I can feel you. 1061 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,994 Right there. Ohh! 1062 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:00,835 (moaning) 1063 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:03,592 Mm. 1064 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,763 Do you wanna help me? 1065 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,061 Mmm. 1066 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:16,646 I want to. 1067 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:18,356 More than anything. 1068 01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:26,869 I'd do anything for you. 1069 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,665 Do you love me? 1070 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,588 I love you. 1071 01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:49,054 Help me do something... 1072 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:56,815 For you. 1073 01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,686 To remember me. 1074 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:08,240 I've always loved you, Saffie. 1075 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:22,750 Thank you. 1076 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,053 Thank you. 1077 01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,689 Reynolds: Would you say she was depressed about her work? 1078 01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:39,483 Did you hear what I said? 1079 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:42,020 (sigh) Well, who isn't these days? 1080 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:45,193 Yeah, but what makes someone check out just like that-- (snap) 1081 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:46,983 If indeed that's what she did. 1082 01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:49,072 She was definitely temperamental. 1083 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:51,203 Well, she was an actor. What do you expect? 1084 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:53,035 I have a surprise for you. 1085 01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:55,074 You being a meat-and-potatoes guy. 1086 01:14:56,701 --> 01:14:58,829 So don't even think about insulting the chef 1087 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,623 by letting my last portion go to waste. 1088 01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:07,754 You won't soon forget this. 1089 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,799 It's the best dish I've ever made. 1090 01:15:26,897 --> 01:15:30,242 Now, that is real gourmet. 1091 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,863 But, you know, it's funny. 1092 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:36,408 When I was doing a background check, 1093 01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:39,794 I found that there was no mention of your cooking show. 1094 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,920 Well, you have to hang on to your privacy. 1095 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,127 I saw what that stuff did to Saffron. 1096 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:45,837 Nothing's private these days, Amy. 1097 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,673 The show will be on soon. 1098 01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:49,508 The network likes to keep it under wraps. 1099 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:52,386 And how about this? 1100 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:57,679 Do you, uh, recognize that? 1101 01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:00,723 Well, I'm not a bird expert. 1102 01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:03,734 Your ex-fiancé's pet African Grey. 1103 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:05,065 I saw the police report. 1104 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:08,231 There's a very disturbing allegation. 1105 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:12,568 Now, did you think we wouldn't interview him? 1106 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:16,456 That bird just didn't fly away, did it? 1107 01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:19,959 He's upset because he put this place in my name. 1108 01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:22,370 But who could invent that? 1109 01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:24,288 Invent what? 1110 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:27,208 That you fed it to him. 1111 01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:30,093 That bird flew away, like Saffron. 1112 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,755 I don't see what this has to do with my missing neighbour. 1113 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:39,387 At this point, I don't know, but I plan on finding out. 1114 01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:42,147 People just don't disappear. 1115 01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:43,979 Well, I have nothing to hide. 1116 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,317 Get a search warrant. 1117 01:16:57,029 --> 01:17:00,249 (heavy pulsating sound) 1118 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:12,053 (garburator grinding) 1119 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,969 (heavy pulsating sound) 1120 01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:30,313 I'd offer you dessert, but I know you have the... 1121 01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:34,401 I have other things besides soufflé. 1122 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:37,491 (heavy pulsating sound) 1123 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:54,299 Amy: Cooking is supposed to make you feel loved. 1124 01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:58,007 'Cause when you've got love, 1125 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:00,051 you've got the whole universe.78776

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