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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,963 Don't listen to the haters, Norm. 2 00:01:19,964 --> 00:01:21,962 You're a polar bear. You got this. 3 00:01:21,963 --> 00:01:23,919 I mean, look at those paws. 4 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,809 You're an animal... literally. 5 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,811 It's an all-you-can-eat seal buffet. 6 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,681 Go fill your plate. 7 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,401 Read 'em and weep, boys. 8 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:40,801 Cari-boo-yah! Full house. 9 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,359 I'd bet antlers he fails again. 10 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,643 Ah, he looks hungry. 11 00:01:46,644 --> 00:01:49,450 I'm giving ten-to-one odds he catches the poor pinniped. 12 00:01:49,451 --> 00:01:50,919 They say I can't hunt. 13 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,085 Huh? 14 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,682 Oy, phooey! How can I be king if I can't hunt? 15 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,122 Ooh-ooh! 16 00:02:12,123 --> 00:02:13,451 Uh-uh-uh! 17 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,410 Oof! 18 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,646 Yaah! 19 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,639 This is gonna hurt. 20 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,971 Oh! 21 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,208 That wasn't so bad. 22 00:02:35,209 --> 00:02:36,639 Oy, that was bad. 23 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,690 They say he doesn't have any focus. 24 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,959 Huh? Hi, Elizabeth. 25 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Hi. 26 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,526 Augh! 27 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,562 Jeez, it's like pure ice up here. 28 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,679 An accident waiting to happen, you know? 29 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,682 I mean, somebody should really do something about this, huh? 30 00:02:56,683 --> 00:02:58,011 Ahem. Lemmings. 31 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,765 Anyway, I really should get goin' now. 32 00:03:09,766 --> 00:03:12,491 I've got a seal to go catch and eat and I... 33 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:16,121 Anyway, I uh... See ya, gotta go. 34 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,324 Bye now. Catch ya later, Elizabeth. 35 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,119 Babe, look! A hunt! 36 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,359 This trip is finally payin' off. 37 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,959 Aaah! 38 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,689 Any last words before I eat you? 39 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,922 Oh, come on. Don't say that. 40 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,563 You always know exactly what to say to get to me. 41 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,641 Eat him. Eat him! 42 00:03:53,642 --> 00:03:55,165 - Yeah! Eat him. - Eat him! 43 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,929 You wanna know why I'm not gonna eat you? 44 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,639 You got a minute? Well, maybe an hour. 45 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,086 It all started when I turned 13. 46 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,486 In health class they told us how our growl would change, 47 00:04:08,487 --> 00:04:10,641 how we'd start getting more fur on our bodies. 48 00:04:10,642 --> 00:04:13,211 But they didn't say anything about speaking to humans. 49 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,922 I want one! I want one! I want one! I want one! 50 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,167 Aren't they supposed to stay 50 yards away? 51 00:04:23,168 --> 00:04:27,199 If this little brat takes one more step, I'm gonna pounce. 52 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,285 Keep it up, kid. 53 00:04:30,286 --> 00:04:32,846 The only thing you're gonna get is a mauling. 54 00:04:32,847 --> 00:04:35,286 Can't ya see we're wild animals here? 55 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,679 Did you just talk to me? 56 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,959 Wait. You can speak bear? 57 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,726 No, dummy, you're speaking human. 58 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,244 I didn't know what to do. 59 00:04:50,245 --> 00:04:52,971 No other bear seemed to be able to speak human. 60 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,282 And certainly no other bear had these weird feelings that I had. 61 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,731 So I went to go see the wisest bear in the world. 62 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,480 The King of the Arctic, 63 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,042 who conveniently was also my grandpa. 64 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,602 I don't know what to do. I didn't ask for this. 65 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:14,043 What is wrong with me? 66 00:05:14,044 --> 00:05:17,249 Nothing is wrong with you, Norm. You're special. 67 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,891 Yeah, a real one of a kind. 68 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,799 Actually, more like two of a kind. 69 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,759 I share the same trait. 70 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,599 I, too, can speak to our human visitors. 71 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,439 You can talk to them, too? 72 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,930 I can. 73 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,599 Polar bears are icons of the Arctic, Norm. 74 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,719 And an icon with a voice can be very powerful indeed. 75 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,770 Our land is vulnerable and we're responsible. 76 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,359 For now, just know that what you and I have 77 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,719 is a great gift. 78 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,520 One day you'll truly understand. 79 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,929 But when will I understand? 80 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,844 But it didn't end there. 81 00:05:57,845 --> 00:06:00,879 Human tendencies had taken over my body. 82 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,810 That's when I started doing the Arctic Shake. 83 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,439 ♪ Everybody ♪ 84 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,919 ♪ Let me speak free ♪ 85 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,443 ♪ Be who you wanna be, stand up and shout... ♪ 86 00:06:11,444 --> 00:06:14,011 I put the "soul" in winter solstice. 87 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,368 ♪ Get down move your body all around ♪ 88 00:06:16,369 --> 00:06:19,919 ♪ Let your crazy out, let your crazy out ♪ 89 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,241 - ♪ Shout... ♪ - Until the batteries ran out. 90 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,679 These days, I'm pretty glad I have these feelings, 91 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,679 but I just don't know what to do with them. 92 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,080 And that brings me to the other day. 93 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,010 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. 94 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,239 I knew he wouldn't kill the seal. 95 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,159 - Pay up. - Fine, here. 96 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,242 You're lucky these things grow back. 97 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,201 I'm a bear who can't hunt. I'm softer than frozen yogurt. 98 00:07:05,202 --> 00:07:07,441 Who needs a bear with too much care 99 00:07:07,442 --> 00:07:08,879 and not enough scare? 100 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,759 Norm! What is that, a haiku? 101 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,888 What did Dad tell you about writing poetry? 102 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,882 I know, I know. "Leave the poetry to the panda bears." 103 00:07:17,883 --> 00:07:19,079 What's up, Stan? 104 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,603 I only caught the tail end of it... 105 00:07:21,604 --> 00:07:24,559 but I made some money off your failed hunt today, big bro. 106 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,201 I wish I'd caught the tail end of my hunt. 107 00:07:28,202 --> 00:07:29,999 Let me give you some advice, bro. 108 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,600 Act with your stomach and not your heart. 109 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,769 Huh? 110 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,519 Oh, my 5:00 is here. Excuse me, Normie. 111 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,725 I don't know why you spend so much time and energy on these tourists. 112 00:07:44,726 --> 00:07:46,085 They're ruining it up here. 113 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,999 Au contraire, mon frére. 114 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,045 As Dad always said, "If humans come to our land and clap, 115 00:07:52,046 --> 00:07:53,962 they can't come to our land and crap." 116 00:07:53,963 --> 00:07:55,849 "Give them a scene..." 117 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,119 "the Arctic stays clean." 118 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:01,005 Thanks, Stan, I got it. But Grandpa always said... 119 00:08:01,006 --> 00:08:02,762 Enough about Grandpa, Norm. 120 00:08:02,763 --> 00:08:03,999 He left us, remember? 121 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,764 He's not here. We are. 122 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,760 The humans won't destroy something they love. 123 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,606 And they love... 124 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,161 us! 125 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,201 Let's give these people what they came a thousand miles to see; 126 00:08:17,202 --> 00:08:18,531 A show! 127 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,007 And go! 128 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,719 Whoa! 129 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,810 You ain't seen nothin' yet. 130 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:49,768 Whales, I need whales. 131 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,803 ♪ What you gonna... What you gonna do with that... ♪ 132 00:09:00,804 --> 00:09:02,768 How many times do I have to tell you? 133 00:09:02,769 --> 00:09:04,119 This ain't Orlando. 134 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,804 Act real. 135 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,599 Ohh! Not that real! 136 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,602 Aw, that's the fourth time this month. 137 00:09:17,603 --> 00:09:19,879 Norm, I need you for the finale. 138 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,406 I'm desperate. A whale just ate my actor. 139 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:24,119 This is my nightmare. 140 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,599 Aww, please. 141 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,725 No, the Arctic Shake was for your bachelor party. 142 00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:31,927 I'd never do that for the human tourists. 143 00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:33,524 Never, never, never! 144 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,759 ♪ Yeah, no time, no time, no time to lose ♪ 145 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,683 ♪ You got no time, no time... ♪ 146 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,001 - Wow! - ♪ Listen ♪ 147 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,319 ♪ Baby, baby, won't you take my hand? ♪ 148 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,439 ♪ Don't be afraid to take a chance ♪ 149 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,479 ♪ Together there is nothin' we can't do ♪ 150 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,639 ♪ So start it up, get in the groove ♪ 151 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,839 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 152 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,519 ♪ Out of control ♪ 153 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,645 - ♪ You're out of control... ♪ - That bear's not scary at all. 154 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:07,167 He doesn't belong in the Arctic, he belongs on Broadway. 155 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,090 Right? 156 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,045 Hey, hey, can you do the Charleston? 157 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,039 Socrates! O wisest of the winged, 158 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,246 brainiest of the beaked. 159 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,719 Caw! Norm, grab a seat. 160 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,246 Be with you in a minute. Just finishing up. 161 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,681 And the next thing you know, I'm twerking 162 00:10:45,682 --> 00:10:47,728 in front of a boatload of human tourists. 163 00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:50,719 Twerking! Have some self-respect, Norm. 164 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,399 I just don't know why everyone wants to be so nice to these intruders. 165 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,639 They've never done anything for us 166 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,399 except to come to our land uninvited. 167 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,079 Ah, your grandfather had a saying... 168 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,764 "Panem et circenses." 169 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,771 - Huh? Hmm? - "Bread and circuses." 170 00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:08,364 He meant it's easier to distract ourselves with food and entertainment 171 00:11:08,365 --> 00:11:10,883 than to think about the real problems. 172 00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:12,802 What happened to Grandpa, Socrates? 173 00:11:12,803 --> 00:11:14,605 Did he really just disappear? 174 00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:15,965 The theories are plentiful. 175 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,365 Some believe he's on a vision quest. 176 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:21,043 Some people think he simply went to search for fish, 177 00:11:21,044 --> 00:11:23,646 while others think he went to follow the band... 178 00:11:23,647 --> 00:11:25,519 Phish. 179 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:29,081 Me, I think your grandpa knew something was happening 180 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,481 and tried to fight it. 181 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,689 And it looks like that something is happening. 182 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,879 Holy icicle. Is that a human house? 183 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,519 It's a model home. 184 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,760 A sales tool. 185 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,402 Just arrived, literally, fresh on the boat. 186 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,844 It means more of these houses are gonna be coming. 187 00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:05,759 Humans are moving here? To live? 188 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,919 It starts with the tourists, 189 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,486 then someone says, "I could do this year round." 190 00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:13,126 It happened to my buddy, Freddy the flamingo. 191 00:12:13,127 --> 00:12:15,279 He was in Florida, minding his own business. 192 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,281 Couple of tourists show up. 193 00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:19,644 Next thing you know, there are plastic statues of Freddy 194 00:12:19,645 --> 00:12:20,880 on everyone's lawn! 195 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,280 Wha... 196 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,010 We gotta talk to the king. 197 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,606 Norm, that house has nothing to do 198 00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:38,806 with why Grandpa vanished. 199 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,762 Dad, you're not listening, there's more. 200 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,730 There's a human house right here on Grandpa's land. 201 00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:49,563 Humans are moving here now. 202 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,963 Ah, Norm, you always did have such an imagination, now, didn't you? 203 00:12:57,964 --> 00:13:01,519 - First with the poetry... - I swear it's true. 204 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,205 Socrates and I snuck in. And look... 205 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,085 From Florida. 206 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,679 Norm, you are not to go anywhere near there. 207 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,759 Do you hear me? 208 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,684 Grandpa's land is off limits. Understood? 209 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,039 "Snuck in." 210 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,882 Norm, you shouldn't go onto property 211 00:13:28,883 --> 00:13:31,606 that doesn't belong to you. You should know better. 212 00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:34,126 Besides, I'm sure the house you're referring to 213 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,088 is simply a research hut. 214 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,685 Look, son, you wanna be king? 215 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:41,725 A future king isn't supposed to get so emotional. 216 00:13:41,726 --> 00:13:44,323 We hunt, we lead, and we sleep. Simple! 217 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,129 Now there is plenty of ice to go around. 218 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,799 Just stay away from there! Far away. 219 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,724 And for the love of salmon, no more talking human! 220 00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:53,279 You got me? 221 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,009 Yes, Dad. 222 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,762 Did you see that? He wants to give away the Arctic. 223 00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:16,166 That's it. We're done. 224 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:18,606 Norm, it all points to the same thing. 225 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,759 Humans are invading our land. 226 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,486 And you are a polar bear who can speak to humans. 227 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,165 You're the only one who can do something about this. 228 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,970 Socrates, I can't even hunt. 229 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,239 Norm, your grandpa once told me, 230 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:39,246 "Norm's the only bear that has the potential to be king of the Arctic. 231 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,919 "He feels the Arctic's pain. 232 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:47,050 And if he feels it enough, he'll stand for us." 233 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,879 I can't even stand for myself. 234 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,881 Norm, don't listen to them. 235 00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:57,765 They're just furry robots sitting in their ice cubicles 236 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:58,921 obeying the rules, 237 00:14:58,922 --> 00:15:01,730 pretending nothing bad's ever gonna happen. 238 00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:04,479 But you can change the rules. 239 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,802 You're seeing the future. They're just living in the past. 240 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,319 You can find a new way. 241 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,322 Don't just dance for the humans. 242 00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:14,402 Fight for our home instead. 243 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,485 Okay. I won't let you down. 244 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,206 - Socrates! - Cranberries! 245 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,771 Surprise is the number-one cause of death in the elderly, you know. 246 00:15:35,772 --> 00:15:37,399 Ooh... 247 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,039 We have to do something. 248 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,039 I have to do something. Unh! 249 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,319 Ah, number one or number two? 250 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,279 - We gotta take some... - Action! 251 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,171 What the heck is that? 252 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:57,879 Caw! That is proof of why you should stay in school. 253 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,531 First you're cutting class, next you're dressing up in a bear suit 254 00:16:00,532 --> 00:16:02,601 doing twirls for a real estate commercial. 255 00:16:02,602 --> 00:16:04,119 The seals would kill him. 256 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,120 Cut! 257 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,611 Who said that? I'm the only one who yells, "Cut!" 258 00:16:08,612 --> 00:16:09,886 I'm the director. 259 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:16,444 I'm not just going to be a furry robot sitting in an ice cubicle. 260 00:16:16,445 --> 00:16:19,166 We have to point that director in a new direction. 261 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,599 Oh, great. 262 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,605 A suit coming to give me creative notes on my masterpiece! 263 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,600 Hmm. 264 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,568 Heh heh heh heh. 265 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,401 Caw! 266 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,367 But I'll need soldiers on the ground. 267 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:01,931 Invisible soldiers. 268 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,041 Those little guys? They'll get crushed. 269 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:08,929 Trust me, they're indestructible. 270 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,159 Ayah, ayah, ah-ah-ah! 271 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,481 - What's he doing? - He wants you to stomp on him. 272 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:16,845 He wants to prove how tough he is. 273 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,763 Could he sign a release first? 274 00:17:20,764 --> 00:17:22,682 I'm gonna get, like, lemming juice everywhere. 275 00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:23,683 Do it. 276 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,969 - Ow. - I killed him. 277 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,806 If I go down, Socrates, I'm taking you down with me! 278 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,768 Wait for it. Wait for it. 279 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,799 Ta-da! 280 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,279 You're invincible. You guys got springs for bones. 281 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,721 Hmm. 282 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,881 Can you see this, honey? It's so beautiful, isn't it? 283 00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:49,563 It's beautiful, Mom, but what will it look like 284 00:17:49,564 --> 00:17:51,961 when you and Mr. Greene build all those houses there? 285 00:17:51,962 --> 00:17:55,005 You're changing the Arctic. Change isn't always good. 286 00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:58,242 Olympia, if this campaign works and the houses sell, 287 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,924 that means great things for us. 288 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,284 But it really is amazing up here. 289 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,966 Oh! 290 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,403 Olympia, I'll call you right back. 291 00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:09,444 Hi. Vera Brightly, 292 00:18:09,445 --> 00:18:11,085 Head of Marketing for Mr. Greene. 293 00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:14,004 The commercial is a masterpiece! I deserve an Oscar! 294 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,159 Well, you can't win an Oscar for a commercial, 295 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,801 but as long as it can sell condos, we've done our job. 296 00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,639 Ahh. 297 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,119 Can you smell that? 298 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,919 The air is so fresh here. 299 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,809 It's completely unpolluted. 300 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,879 Caw! Waak-waak! 301 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,802 Holy Hitchcock! That bird just pooped on me. 302 00:18:34,803 --> 00:18:36,848 I think that's good luck, isn't it? 303 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,885 Waah-hh! 304 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,322 Who forgot to secure the lights? 305 00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:57,959 I swear I secured them. 306 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,121 Whaah-auk! 307 00:18:59,122 --> 00:19:00,919 Caw! Squawk! 308 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,719 Is that bird aiming for us? 309 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,366 Oh, poop.- 310 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,924 Oh, my gosh. What is happening? 311 00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:24,679 Vera, we're fine. 312 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,489 I still have the background lights. 313 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,368 Wait for it. Wait for it. 314 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,208 Don't tell me those were the background lights. 315 00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,919 Don't worry, Vera. 316 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,805 I've already shot most of the commercial, 317 00:20:00,806 --> 00:20:02,370 and it's all on this reel. 318 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,763 We'll fix the rest in post. 319 00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:14,166 Anything can be fixed in post. 320 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,925 In one of my movies, I wrote the plot in post. 321 00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,999 Uh, excuse me, Nigel. 322 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,239 Vera, a director always delivers and never quits. 323 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,844 There goes the footage. 324 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,159 Augh! I quit! I quit! 325 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,519 You can't quit. We have a one-day film permit, 326 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,240 and the house goes back to New York tonight. 327 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,964 Au revoir, as they say in France 328 00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,564 and some parts of Canada! 329 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,607 Ahh... 330 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,804 Good job today, lemmings, but let's not get too comfortable. 331 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,727 Yup, there's one more down there. Oh, sorry about that. 332 00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:01,131 You guys gotta speak up, seriously. 333 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,000 If you're gonna go to the bottom, tell somebody. 334 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,285 Let's not completely relax 335 00:21:07,286 --> 00:21:09,601 until "Pretty in Pink" heads back to America. 336 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,281 Okay, Vera, you're a problem solver. 337 00:21:12,282 --> 00:21:15,090 When you're faced with a problem, what do you usually do? 338 00:21:15,091 --> 00:21:16,241 You solve it! 339 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,759 If only I had some seals and ice 340 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,439 and, uh, are there penguins up here? 341 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,839 Sea lion! Hi! 342 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,807 Please come back. 343 00:21:33,808 --> 00:21:35,802 I need your help with this shot. Please? 344 00:21:35,803 --> 00:21:38,399 It's a seal, you generalist. 345 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,528 Humans think all animals look the same. 346 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,399 Ouch! Cracked driveway. 347 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,079 Not a good selling point. 348 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,319 Hey, the Arctic comes as-is. 349 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,765 Who said that? 350 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,399 Mommy. 351 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,285 Sorry, honey. Mommy couldn't call you back. 352 00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:01,282 I was busy putting out a fire. 353 00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:03,279 The Arctic is on fire?! 354 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,799 Wait, so you're melting it now? 355 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,722 No, no, not real fires. Everything is fine, sweetie. 356 00:22:08,723 --> 00:22:10,449 I'm totally fine. 357 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,639 Wha? 358 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,641 Oh, no! 359 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,079 Move it, lady! 360 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,559 Oh, no. 361 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,721 A polar bear! 362 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,839 Really? Oh, they're amazing. Ursus Maritimus. 363 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,841 I think he's charging me. Is that bad? 364 00:22:25,842 --> 00:22:27,126 Look it up on the Internet. 365 00:22:27,127 --> 00:22:30,279 It says, "When confronted with a polar bear, 366 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,362 assert dominance and stand your ground." 367 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,724 I don't think it's working. 368 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,010 Let me call you back, honey. Mommy has an idea. Love you. 369 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,446 Tired of suburbia? 370 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,723 Come to the Arctic, where every day is a safari in the snow. 371 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,290 All you need to do is step outside your front door, literally. 372 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,405 Waterfront property now available. 373 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,767 Hmm. 374 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,605 You're welcome! 375 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,568 Mr. Greene, we've had some problems up here. 376 00:23:48,569 --> 00:23:51,519 Oh, Vera, my dear-a, there are no problems, 377 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,568 only messages from the universe. 378 00:23:53,569 --> 00:23:55,319 Om... 379 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,448 Say it with me, Vera. Om... 380 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,119 Om... 381 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,565 Mr. Greene, the director quit! 382 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,289 What?! 383 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,805 I knew you shouldn't have hired 384 00:24:05,806 --> 00:24:07,370 that overpaid, pretentious... 385 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,600 Okay, how are you gonna fix this? 386 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,283 How are you gonna fix your fault? Hmm? 387 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,803 Well, I've been filming all day, 388 00:24:13,804 --> 00:24:16,084 and I got some really great footage of a polar bear 389 00:24:16,085 --> 00:24:17,161 that almost attacked me. 390 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,566 You've been filming? 391 00:24:18,567 --> 00:24:20,559 That is so cute. 392 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,163 I'm sure you think you're a regular Scorsese. 393 00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:26,039 All right, I need something people might actually wanna watch. 394 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,359 Wait a tick. I love it. 395 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,839 I love it. I love it! 396 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,519 This bear is a star. 397 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,199 "Safari in the snow." 398 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,611 Genius of me. 399 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,089 This will definitely get me approval from the Polar Council. 400 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,086 I can't believe it. 401 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,685 Oh, I'm gonna be so rich. 402 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,399 Condos, shopping malls, Volvo dealerships. 403 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,210 Oh, God, you name it. It's going to be Dubai on ice. 404 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,683 Bring the commercial and the model back home to New York 405 00:24:58,684 --> 00:25:00,964 and I'll see you tomorrow, mañana. 406 00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:02,403 That means "morning," I think. 407 00:25:02,404 --> 00:25:05,370 Remember, we have one week to get this approved. 408 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:08,159 Actually, Mr. Greene, while I have you, 409 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,805 any word back from your alma mater, 410 00:25:09,806 --> 00:25:11,365 the Magister Munch Academy'? 411 00:25:11,366 --> 00:25:13,042 It's Olympia's dream to go there, 412 00:25:13,043 --> 00:25:14,925 but as you know, it's impossible to get in 413 00:25:14,926 --> 00:25:16,725 without an alumni recommendation. 414 00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:19,199 Yeah, but she ain't gettin' in 415 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,531 until the condos get in. 416 00:25:20,532 --> 00:25:23,319 I won't let you down, I promise. 417 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,726 Vera, scrap the campaign. 418 00:25:24,727 --> 00:25:27,004 We need a real symbol of the Arctic 419 00:25:27,005 --> 00:25:28,523 who can talk to these people 420 00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:31,362 and convince these morons to buy my homes. 421 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,840 Find an actor who looks just like that bear. 422 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,799 Let's use the Arctic to sell the Arctic. 423 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,879 Boo-yah! 424 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,122 An actor that looks just like that bear? 425 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,246 Oh, brother. 426 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,159 You heard them, Norm. 427 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,561 They want an actor who can use the Arctic 428 00:25:56,562 --> 00:25:57,839 to sell the Arctic. 429 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,479 If that actor is you, 430 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,768 we can use the Arctic to save the Arctic. 431 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,239 You need to go to New York 432 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,926 and stop these houses from ever getting here. 433 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,599 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh ♪ 434 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,364 I hear they have good pizza in New York. 435 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,971 Come on. 436 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,643 Unh! 437 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:52,971 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 438 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,250 ♪ Now it's coming back, we can steal it ♪ 439 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,724 ♪ If we bridge this gap, I can see it ♪ 440 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,930 ♪ Through the curtains of the waterfall ♪ 441 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,719 ♪ So say Geronimo! ♪ 442 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,846 ♪ Can you feel ♪ 443 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,603 - ♪ My love? ♪ - ♪ Bombs away ♪ 444 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,239 ♪ Bombs away ♪ 445 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,759 ♪ Bombs away... ♪ 446 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,810 Aah! 447 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,726 Wow, what can a bear like me do in a city like this? 448 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,399 Lemmings, I have a feeling this journey 449 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,401 might not be as smooth as we hoped. 450 00:28:07,402 --> 00:28:09,129 Just got to remember to stay... 451 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,319 - Whoa! - Ohh! 452 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,446 Grounded. 453 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,086 Whoa! 454 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,361 Unh! 455 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,483 Ahhhhh! 456 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,359 This place is so amazing, Mom. 457 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,883 Did you know that their Latin department is so good, 458 00:28:56,884 --> 00:28:59,606 they single-handedly resuscitated the language? 459 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:02,442 - It's no longer dead. - Well, it's a school for only 460 00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:06,240 the gifted and talented geniuses like you. It really is perfect. 461 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,007 But try not to fall in love just yet, okay? 462 00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:10,967 This is only a tour. 463 00:29:10,968 --> 00:29:12,450 We still need Mr. Greene's help and... 464 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,804 Mom, you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 465 00:29:14,805 --> 00:29:18,239 We don't need Greene's help. I can get in on my own. 466 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,241 I know it. 467 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,324 Just have fun in there, sweetheart. 468 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,805 It's the most amazing thing. 469 00:29:57,806 --> 00:29:59,402 I gotta tell all my seal buddies. 470 00:29:59,403 --> 00:30:01,243 You press the lever, the water goes up. 471 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,359 Ooh! Uh... ooh. 472 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,282 Huh? 473 00:30:06,283 --> 00:30:09,319 Um, oh, hey, guys. Come on in. 474 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,891 Um, help yourself to some fur balls in the fridge. 475 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,959 Another talking bear? 476 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,530 We gotta tell Mr. Greene. 477 00:30:19,531 --> 00:30:22,999 Wait. What do you mean, "another talking bear"? 478 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,047 Oh! 479 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,122 Bring the tranquilizer guns. Over. 480 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,240 Hyah! 481 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,011 Whoa! 482 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,879 Huh? 483 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,686 Greene House Company, 484 00:30:56,687 --> 00:30:57,999 where art thou? 485 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,209 The King of the Arctic has come to greet you. 486 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,888 Well, it's not "Macbeth," but it's a job. 487 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,165 Okay, bad costume, but he knows the way to Greene. 488 00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:10,400 - There he is! - Huh? 489 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,526 Come on, lemmings. 490 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,999 Hey! Hah-ha-hah! 491 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,968 Aah! 492 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,848 Yes, I am the King of the Arctic, 493 00:31:27,849 --> 00:31:30,159 and the king is hungry! 494 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,399 Sustenance! 495 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,119 Hark! Seal, hark, I say! 496 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,121 Hey, you! 497 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,289 - Huh? - Huh? 498 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,611 Mmm. 499 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,401 Hey! 500 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,891 - There he is! - I think we can take him. 501 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,602 Yaah! 502 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,482 A real polar bear always does his own stunts. 503 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,729 Come here and feel my Arctic wrath. 504 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,446 En garde! 505 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,170 Jeez, they don't call this place a "concrete jungle" for nothing. 506 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,799 Whoa, yes! 507 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,879 Hunh! 508 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,399 Hyah! 509 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,050 Aa-yaah. 510 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,611 - Yee-ee... ah! - Oof! 511 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,082 It was just a misunderstanding. 512 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:34,726 We thought you was a real talking bear. 513 00:32:34,727 --> 00:32:37,166 Thank you. That's a fantastic compliment. 514 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:38,321 Aah! Unh! 515 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,690 Aah! 516 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,449 Ya-aah! 517 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,889 Aah! Mad rats! Mad rats! 518 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,688 Yes! Run, cowards! 519 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,531 Get back here, lemmings! 520 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,404 So you're here for the Greene Homes audition? 521 00:33:04,405 --> 00:33:06,162 "King of the Arctic," I take it. 522 00:33:06,163 --> 00:33:08,731 Yeah. Use the Arctic to sell the Arctic. 523 00:33:08,732 --> 00:33:09,879 It makes sense. 524 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,281 Well, you certainly look the part of a bear. 525 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,199 That costume is exquisite. 526 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,800 Just a little something I threw together. 527 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,805 Yes... 528 00:33:18,806 --> 00:33:21,279 I thought I had this role locked up, 529 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,359 but now my bear suit is ruined. 530 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,522 Oh, I'll never get this one. 531 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,605 Look, when you were attacking those men, 532 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,887 you really had me convinced you were a bear. 533 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,119 Yes, I am a phenomenal actor, 534 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,963 but I can't compete with you. 535 00:33:34,964 --> 00:33:36,639 Such authenticity. 536 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,239 You even smell like a polar bear. 537 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,529 Me, I smell like macaroni and sweet vermouth. 538 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,359 Now go and get that part! 539 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,359 Mr. Greene, let me be frank. 540 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,079 Condos in the Arctic is a ludicrous idea. 541 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,279 Now, condos in the Bahamas... That people can understand. 542 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,284 Until we can see public support, we will not approve this. 543 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,963 Polar Council, please. 544 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:11,685 I do this all over the world. 545 00:34:11,686 --> 00:34:13,762 I know where people want to live before they do. 546 00:34:13,763 --> 00:34:15,603 Our homes are very deluxe, 547 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,159 and you would love them, Councilwoman. 548 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,766 People aren't interested in living in the Arctic. 549 00:34:21,767 --> 00:34:23,159 Know how I know? 550 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,322 Because that graph shows you're currently 551 00:34:25,323 --> 00:34:27,359 at a 3% approval rating. 552 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,285 Until that number gets above 85%... 553 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,165 not approved. 554 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,926 Hi, everyone. 555 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,082 Sign in and wait over there, Travolta. 556 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,408 Hey, guys. Toilet's right there. Help yourselves. 557 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Ugh! 558 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,806 Whatever. 559 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,519 - Huh? - Ohh! 560 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,520 Ahh... 561 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,681 Greene, sarcastic: Oh, yeah. 562 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:19,445 Looks like we're real close to approval, Vera. 563 00:35:19,446 --> 00:35:20,559 Great work. 564 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,722 We need to get to 85%, and we're at what, 565 00:35:22,723 --> 00:35:23,999 2.8'? 566 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,639 Vera, where is my bear? 567 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,684 Mr. Greene, I've got bear actors from Broadway 568 00:35:27,685 --> 00:35:29,602 and the big screen coming right now. 569 00:35:29,603 --> 00:35:31,804 Well, I hope so. Because if you fail, 570 00:35:31,805 --> 00:35:33,599 you can kiss your daughter's chances 571 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,125 of getting into my alma mater goodbye. 572 00:35:35,126 --> 00:35:36,804 Know what else you can kiss goodbye? 573 00:35:36,805 --> 00:35:37,879 Yo' job! 574 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,562 'Cause I promise you, it will vanish, 575 00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:41,961 just like those condos we built in the Bermuda Triangle. 576 00:35:41,962 --> 00:35:45,203 Mr. Greene, I have the investors on Skype for you. 577 00:35:45,204 --> 00:35:48,599 Oh, great. The Arctic condo investors. 578 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,682 And no approval for Arctic condos! 579 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,569 Thank you all for coming. Okay, we're looking for real. 580 00:35:58,570 --> 00:35:59,639 Let me have it! 581 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,481 Okay, I'm not quite getting "King of the Arctic." 582 00:36:06,482 --> 00:36:08,847 It's more like "Queen of the Prom." 583 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,479 Bear, bear, bear, bear. 584 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,719 I need real. I need something to save my... 585 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,879 You, come with me. 586 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,605 Only if I can bring my lemmings. 587 00:36:32,606 --> 00:36:34,250 We're with the same agency. 588 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,290 Cute. And very marketable. Bring 'em. 589 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,561 Aah! 590 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,651 Mr. Greene, meet Norm of the North. 591 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,486 Hmm. 592 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,599 Yeah, he's pretty. 593 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,519 And I feel scared. Ooh, ah. 594 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,648 But can Norma play "King of the Arctic"? 595 00:37:03,649 --> 00:37:05,039 It's Norm. 596 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,159 Aah! Help! 597 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,363 Help! I'm being mugged! 598 00:37:09,364 --> 00:37:10,925 Just take the watch, take my wallet. 599 00:37:10,926 --> 00:37:12,842 Just don't touch my ponytail. That's where... 600 00:37:12,843 --> 00:37:14,725 That's where I keep all my powers. 601 00:37:14,726 --> 00:37:16,529 Aah! Vera, Vera! 602 00:37:16,530 --> 00:37:19,279 Throw me my Mace! And my wet wipes! 603 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,242 Sorry, Mr. Greene. I was just, uh, keepin' it real. 604 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:27,561 You know, trying to use the Arctic to sell the Arctic, you know. 605 00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:30,325 Norm is just a consummate actor. He certainly looks the part. 606 00:37:30,326 --> 00:37:33,130 And he even brought Arctic lemmings. 607 00:37:38,410 --> 00:37:40,919 Janet! The rats are back! Call pest control, 608 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,968 because the fire department doesn't show up on time! 609 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,646 Huh? 610 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,445 Om... Gonna die. 611 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,565 Mr. Greene, you said authentic sells, 612 00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:57,206 and no one does authentic better than Norm of the North. 613 00:37:57,207 --> 00:37:58,845 Well, he's too authentic. 614 00:37:58,846 --> 00:38:00,921 I mean, we need a bear that is happy, 615 00:38:00,922 --> 00:38:03,048 that makes people feel warm and safe. 616 00:38:03,049 --> 00:38:05,039 You know, fake! 617 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,244 You're fired, Norm. Get out of my office. 618 00:38:07,245 --> 00:38:09,049 - Om... - You want happy bear? 619 00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:11,319 You got happy bear. 620 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,087 ♪ Let me speak free ♪ 621 00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:19,519 ♪ Be who you wanna be, stand up and shout ♪ 622 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,759 ♪ Shout it out... ♪ 623 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,159 Yeah! This is great. 624 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,128 Add three more dancers and we got a boy band. 625 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,211 ♪ Let your crazy out, shout it, shout it ♪ 626 00:38:28,212 --> 00:38:30,399 ♪ Shout it out loud ♪ 627 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,528 ♪ Do it, do it, do it right now... ♪ 628 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,044 Norm, I take it back. You're hired. 629 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,847 Vera, take our newest star out to lunch. 630 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,042 Come on, Norm. We'll go to Kozawa Sushi just upstairs. 631 00:38:43,043 --> 00:38:44,929 It's the freshest fish in town. 632 00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:46,999 Kozawa's pricey. 633 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,319 Uh, okay... Vera, can you come here for a second? 634 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,079 Just no lobster, Kobe, or tipping, okay? 635 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,003 By the way, Norm, if you like mixed drinks, 636 00:38:55,004 --> 00:38:58,004 you must try the flat and sparkling water. 637 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,963 That actor actually smells like a bear. 638 00:39:02,964 --> 00:39:04,962 I haven't smelled anything that foul since... 639 00:39:04,963 --> 00:39:07,691 Wait a minute. 640 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,241 Has he spoken again? 641 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,688 Uh, nope. 642 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,606 Something felt a little too real with that bear. 643 00:39:38,607 --> 00:39:42,002 The only thing that looks like a bear, sounds like a bear, 644 00:39:42,003 --> 00:39:44,239 and smells as bad as a bear 645 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,919 is a bear. 646 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,519 I knew it! 647 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,443 You think you're real slick, don't you, old bear? 648 00:39:50,444 --> 00:39:53,330 You thought you could send one of your bear operatives to take me out? 649 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,321 Snap! 650 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,125 Well, I got news for you, Gramps. 651 00:39:59,126 --> 00:40:01,521 No way I'm goin' down that easy. 652 00:40:01,522 --> 00:40:03,682 Norm of the North is finished. 653 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,606 I've got a bear assassin to get rid of. Unh! 654 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,171 Norm? 655 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,361 He's an actor. Never takes off his costume. 656 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,441 Huh? 657 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,085 Are you okay? 658 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,691 I'm fine. I usually sit on the ground at home anyway. 659 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,959 Um... for an entrée, you want to do chef's choice. 660 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,008 He can always read what his guests want. 661 00:40:53,009 --> 00:40:54,799 Sure. 662 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,323 This should be interesting. 663 00:40:56,324 --> 00:40:57,922 Sorry we couldn't bring the lemmings. 664 00:40:57,923 --> 00:40:59,443 A little health code thing. 665 00:40:59,444 --> 00:41:02,171 Do you think they're okay down in the office by themselves? 666 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,959 Uh, I needed this. You have no idea. 667 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,679 This day has been something else. 668 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,762 Both the bridge and the tunnel were closed this morning 669 00:41:09,763 --> 00:41:11,879 so traffic was a nightmare, 670 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,679 and Tony was yellin' at me like it was my fault or something. 671 00:41:15,648 --> 00:41:17,399 He's just mad because he's short. 672 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,401 No offense. 673 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,444 So, um... Greene Homes up in the Arctic? 674 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:25,123 Crazy, huh? I'll take you to see an exact mock-up of one. 675 00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:27,244 It's actually a few floors down from our offices. 676 00:41:27,245 --> 00:41:30,045 You'll see, they practically sell themselves. 677 00:41:30,046 --> 00:41:32,281 If that's even a good thing. 678 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,841 What's... what's that? 679 00:41:33,842 --> 00:41:37,287 Nothing, nothing. Just, after having been up in the Arctic myself 680 00:41:37,288 --> 00:41:39,399 and seeing how beautiful it is, 681 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,846 I wonder if it's even good to have houses up there. 682 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:44,759 That sounds silly, doesn't it? 683 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,679 Not at all. I know exactly what you mean. 684 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,521 Oh, I gotta take this. It's my daughter. 685 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,441 Hi, Olympia. How did the tour go? 686 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,725 Are you loving the new school? 687 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:59,765 Well, it was just a tour, but I'm happy you love it. 688 00:41:59,766 --> 00:42:01,489 I'll talk to Mr. Greene again and... 689 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,803 No. Okay, honey. I have to go. 690 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,004 See you tonight. Love you. 691 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,731 - A lot goin' on? - Yeah, sorry about that. 692 00:42:09,732 --> 00:42:13,679 Olympia is, well, brilliant, but it's... complicated. 693 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,205 Good schools are important. 694 00:42:15,206 --> 00:42:18,886 Yes. Really, really. Really important. 695 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,239 Mmm. 696 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:26,719 Oh, thanks, Chef Kozawa. That certainly looks fresh. 697 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,400 You wanna play rough? 698 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,883 Okay. 699 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,562 Don't worry, patrons, it's just a tranquilizer gun. 700 00:42:41,563 --> 00:42:43,881 It's only sometimes lethal on humans. 701 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,325 I don't know who sent you, but the party's over, pal. 702 00:42:49,326 --> 00:42:51,679 Mr. Greene, what are you doing? 703 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,648 You smell like a wild animal, Norm. 704 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,881 Mr. Greene, just because I haven't bathed, 705 00:42:56,882 --> 00:42:58,163 you're gonna shoot me? 706 00:42:58,164 --> 00:43:00,049 Jeez, I heard New Yorkers could be hostile, 707 00:43:00,050 --> 00:43:01,959 but this is a little much. 708 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,042 I'm warning you! 709 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,521 Aah! 710 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,879 Ah, is there a sharp pain in everyone's bottom? 711 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,645 Or is it just me'? 712 00:43:28,646 --> 00:43:31,371 Ohh, I'm feeling it. 713 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,721 , 714 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,519 Norm-san, you are my guest anytime. 715 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,887 - Arigato. - Do itashi, bro. 716 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,605 Norm of the North, everyone. 717 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,039 Where am I? What happened? 718 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,119 Aah! Ah! 719 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,643 Somebody shoot that bear! 720 00:43:57,644 --> 00:43:59,322 Mr. Greene, please, relax. 721 00:43:59,323 --> 00:44:01,368 I think you might want to see this. 722 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,846 And in other news... 723 00:44:02,847 --> 00:44:06,401 The local news caught your outburst at Kozawa's today 724 00:44:06,402 --> 00:44:08,319 and Norm's heroism. 725 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,319 Everyone's talking about Norm, 726 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,759 and look at our approval ratings. 727 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:18,561 Hah! Oh, my goodness. We are rising faster than the oceans. 728 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,839 Norm, uh, buddy. I... 729 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,366 I thought he was a real bear. I mean, I was confused 730 00:44:27,367 --> 00:44:29,966 because he smells just like that other polar... 731 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:31,959 Huh? 732 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,039 Vortex. 733 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:37,204 That storm brought all the smells of winter right to our doorsteps. 734 00:44:37,205 --> 00:44:39,601 "Real bear," huh? 735 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,324 You know what? Just forget the whole thing. 736 00:44:42,325 --> 00:44:45,003 Some guy from a cola company approached me at Kozawa's. 737 00:44:45,004 --> 00:44:47,044 Said they needed a bear for a holiday thing. 738 00:44:47,045 --> 00:44:49,882 Because of me, your ratings just jumped 20%». 739 00:44:49,883 --> 00:44:52,479 Imagine what I could do for a real company. 740 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,481 Norm, wait. 741 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,121 If you let him walk out that door, we are back to square one. 742 00:44:58,122 --> 00:45:02,091 Norm, Norm, Norm. Um, I am so sorry I shot at you. 743 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,327 Hug? 744 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,002 Awkward. 745 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,999 Well, Normie has to look for a new job and a place to live. 746 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,364 Not all of us can afford a fancy Greene condo, 747 00:45:13,365 --> 00:45:16,170 which I hear is fully furnished and uninhabited, 748 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:20,449 and I will probably sleep in the park alone. 749 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,411 Norm, wait. 750 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,239 Vera, he can stay... in the model home. 751 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,130 Ah! I am brilliant! 752 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,359 Hmm. Perfect. 753 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,359 So close to work, no commute and so homey. 754 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,165 Right, lemmings? 755 00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:55,079 Hey, hey-hey-hey, careful. 756 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,880 Those are the finest leather hides from Italy. 757 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,123 - Are they housetrained? - Oh, definitely. 758 00:46:02,124 --> 00:46:04,043 They've peed in tons of houses. 759 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:13,445 Well, I guess we'll settle in. 760 00:46:13,446 --> 00:46:16,125 Okay, we'll work on getting you out on the campaign trail 761 00:46:16,126 --> 00:46:17,519 for Greene Homes. 762 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,286 Get some rest, and there's a minibar with some food in it. 763 00:46:21,287 --> 00:46:23,719 I'll give you a 3% discount. 764 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,642 Vera, you work on settin' up the marketing. 765 00:46:25,643 --> 00:46:27,085 I'll take care of the rest. 766 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,764 Okay, boys, we gotta find Grandpa, 767 00:46:33,765 --> 00:46:35,250 stop these condos from gettin' built 768 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:36,359 and get home. 769 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,442 And on top of all that, Mr. Greene's watching us, 770 00:46:38,443 --> 00:46:39,521 so act natural. 771 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,205 Not that natural. 772 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,119 Okay. 773 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,440 Okay, look... 774 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:54,364 Okay, look, we need someone to provide cover 775 00:46:54,365 --> 00:46:57,409 while I go investigate that shelf that smelled like Grandpa. 776 00:46:57,410 --> 00:46:59,479 I think I know just the guy. 777 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,201 Look, all you have to do is go up there and pretend to be me. 778 00:47:06,202 --> 00:47:08,005 The lemmings will let you in. 779 00:47:08,006 --> 00:47:11,243 There's plenty of salmon in the minibar, so help yourself. 780 00:47:11,244 --> 00:47:13,799 Brilliant. Thank you, kind bear. 781 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,849 We'll leave the lights on for you. 782 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,168 Okay, it's just like an iceberg... 783 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,282 An iceberg with hundreds of witnesses to watch me climb. 784 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,525 Mm-hmm! 785 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,651 Whoo-hoo! 786 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,359 Hmm. 787 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,199 I just got it. That's our Norm, huh? 788 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,771 I'll start booking talk shows first thing in the morning. 789 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,440 Eh? Wha? 790 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,687 Whoops. 791 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:33,966 I have Councilwoman Klubeck ready for the call. 792 00:48:33,967 --> 00:48:36,531 Janet, you're the best at being the worst. 793 00:48:36,532 --> 00:48:38,119 Knock next time. 794 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,610 Whatever. 795 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:48,239 You just woke me up, so this better be good. 796 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,364 Sorry to wake you, but I found an actor 797 00:48:50,365 --> 00:48:52,324 who plays a polar bear perfectly. 798 00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:53,685 He even smells like a bear. 799 00:48:53,686 --> 00:48:56,439 The public will fall for him for sure. 800 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,679 Smart. They'll love him, 801 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,684 especially all those extra tourists we let in the Arctic. 802 00:49:01,685 --> 00:49:03,364 Just for you, Greene. 803 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,926 On that note, the floor plans for your condo in the Bahamas 804 00:49:06,927 --> 00:49:08,081 are already on the way. 805 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,566 It's so gigantic it's bigger than my ego. 806 00:49:11,567 --> 00:49:13,085 And we got those deluxe showerheads... 807 00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:15,242 Oh, it'll wash that guilt right off. 808 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:17,119 I don't have any guilt. 809 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,963 You want 10 miles of ice, we still have five million more. 810 00:49:20,964 --> 00:49:22,642 Just get the people behind this. 811 00:49:22,643 --> 00:49:24,722 I need that to push this through. 812 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,490 Well done, Greene. As usual. 813 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,125 Ohm 814 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,085 That smells like my grandpa. 815 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,039 Okay, think. 816 00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,244 If you were a slightly creepy, one-note villain, 817 00:50:26,245 --> 00:50:27,844 where would you keep stuff hidden? 818 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,082 Right. This guy's got security cameras everywhere. 819 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,283 I'll be too obvious. 820 00:50:45,284 --> 00:50:47,202 You guys go check it out first. 821 00:50:47,203 --> 00:50:48,531 If Grandpa's actually in there, 822 00:50:48,532 --> 00:50:51,159 tell him Norm has come to the rescue. 823 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,560 Ooh! 824 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,246 Unh-unnh! 825 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,480 If you guys had bones, I'd be worried about you. 826 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,882 Can't you see I'm busy? 827 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:17,959 Yaah! Oof! 828 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,439 Lemmings! Is Norm with you? 829 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,439 So he was down there? 830 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,647 Well, we need to get him out right now. 831 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,926 Grandpa says it'll blow my cover if I break him out? 832 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,523 He wants me to build an ark? 833 00:52:00,524 --> 00:52:02,282 Oh, no, no. 834 00:52:02,283 --> 00:52:05,442 He wants me to focus on the Arctic, saving the Arctic. 835 00:52:05,443 --> 00:52:07,202 I got it. It all makes sense. 836 00:52:07,203 --> 00:52:10,245 I'll save the Arctic first, and then I'll save Grandpa. 837 00:52:10,246 --> 00:52:12,891 And then, if I have time, I'll build an ark. 838 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,449 Makeup! 839 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,765 Hey, Norm. Norm, this is my daughter, Olympia. 840 00:52:32,766 --> 00:52:35,331 Olympia, this is the great actor I was telling you about. 841 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,926 Great to meet you, Norm. 842 00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:42,127 Quite a costume you found yourself. 843 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,763 Yes, hi, Mr. Greene. Sorry I didn't pick up before. 844 00:52:45,764 --> 00:52:48,759 Your mom is very good at her job, Olympia. 845 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,119 You must be proud. 846 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,199 I know. 847 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,441 Sometimes I wish she wasn't so good at her job, 848 00:52:53,442 --> 00:52:56,442 if it meant she got to spend more time with me. 849 00:52:56,443 --> 00:52:58,601 - Oh! You have lemmings. - Mm-hmm. 850 00:52:58,602 --> 00:53:00,602 The smallest animals in the Arctic. 851 00:53:00,603 --> 00:53:02,599 Can I? 852 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,564 They're very instinctive. They know a good person. 853 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,721 Aah! Aah! 854 00:53:15,682 --> 00:53:17,519 Hmm, so let's see. 855 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,239 You're approximately 500 kilograms, 856 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,204 exact skull and nose proportions. 857 00:53:23,205 --> 00:53:25,009 I don't know what you're talking about. 858 00:53:25,010 --> 00:53:26,959 I only weigh 194 pounds, 859 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,722 just like the average American male. 860 00:53:28,723 --> 00:53:31,405 Please, I know exactly what you're doing, Norm. 861 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,639 You're saving the Arctic, your home. 862 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,004 So I'm thinking, maybe we can work together. 863 00:53:38,005 --> 00:53:40,526 And you can save my home in the process. 864 00:53:40,527 --> 00:53:42,479 Like you and me. I tell ya! 865 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,925 There's nothing to... 866 00:53:43,926 --> 00:53:47,039 Be honest. What's your plan here? 867 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,521 Well, Mr. Greene wants to use me to sell the Arctic, 868 00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:52,409 and I'm gonna use the Arctic to save it. 869 00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:55,039 Exactly. You have to rally the public 870 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,959 And turn them against Greene. 871 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,319 Use his own plan to defeat him. 872 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,206 But the key is to make sure you time your moment just right, 873 00:54:05,207 --> 00:54:07,248 when the public loves you the most. 874 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,246 The approval rating! 875 00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:11,971 I'll get it as high as possible, and then I'll strike. 876 00:54:11,972 --> 00:54:14,279 Olympia, you really are a genius. 877 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,806 My mom's not the only one who studied marketing. 878 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,245 So ladies and gentlemen, 879 00:54:22,246 --> 00:54:23,922 we have an unusual guest today 880 00:54:23,923 --> 00:54:26,922 who is here to tell us about his home, the Arctic, 881 00:54:26,923 --> 00:54:29,571 and how you can make it your home, too. 882 00:54:29,572 --> 00:54:34,079 Without further ado, Norm of the North! 883 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,081 Oof! 884 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,399 Ooh! 885 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,766 Whoo! So, Norm, you're here for a very special mission. 886 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,884 Would you like to tell us what it is? 887 00:54:52,885 --> 00:54:56,399 Uh, um... I... I, uh... 888 00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,166 Ladies and gentlemen, I think our furry friend's a little nervous. 889 00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:01,999 Well, let's loosen him up 890 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,679 with a clip of some of his most recent heroics. 891 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,967 I'm warning you. 892 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:13,720 Aah! 893 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,006 You know, if we're not helping each other, 894 00:55:22,007 --> 00:55:24,048 I mean, what are we here for, you know? 895 00:55:24,049 --> 00:55:25,719 Aww... 896 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:28,121 "What are we here for?" We're here to sell condos! 897 00:55:28,122 --> 00:55:29,963 Talk about Greene Homes! 898 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,731 What a jerk. 899 00:55:31,732 --> 00:55:36,169 What can I say? Norm, the public loves you. 900 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:42,163 Hey, Tamecia. What do you say we take this party to a bigger stage? 901 00:55:42,164 --> 00:55:45,402 ♪ Just keep your eyes on me, I said, "You're holding back" ♪ 902 00:55:45,403 --> 00:55:47,926 ♪ She said, "Shut up and dance with me! ♪ 903 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,879 ♪ This woman is my destiny ♪ 904 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,599 ♪ She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance!" ♪ 905 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,639 ♪ Don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me ♪ 906 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,369 ♪ I said, "You're holding back" ♪ 907 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,999 ♪ This woman is my destiny, she said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo"... ♪ 908 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,839 - Now? - No. Not yet. 909 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,810 ♪ "Shut up and dance with me!" Oh, come on girl! ♪ 910 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,844 ♪ Don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me ♪ 911 00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,410 ♪ I said, "You're holding back" ♪ 912 00:56:32,411 --> 00:56:35,319 ♪ She said, "Shut up and dance with me! ♪ 913 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,079 ♪ This woman is my destiny ♪ 914 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:42,759 ♪ She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance with me! ♪ 915 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,519 Crowd, chanting: Norm! Norm! Norm! 916 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,839 85%! 917 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,039 Look at Norm! He's famous! 918 00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,601 Norm's fame has helped our cause, but it isn't enough, Greene. 919 00:57:00,602 --> 00:57:03,964 I can't get this through until Norm publicly says, 920 00:57:03,965 --> 00:57:07,361 "Norm of the North supports Greene Homes in the Arctic." 921 00:57:07,362 --> 00:57:09,567 Make sure he does it or you're done. 922 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,479 This is it, Norm. You did it. 923 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,365 The public loves you. And you know what that means? 924 00:57:27,366 --> 00:57:30,125 You're right, Olympia. It's time to save our homes. 925 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,124 How long can it take to get into a costume? 926 00:57:59,125 --> 00:58:00,690 I don't think he liked the outfit. 927 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,605 Norm, can you please come out? 928 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,481 I think I just did. 929 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,321 Okay, lemmings. We got one shot at this. 930 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,521 It's showtime. We do this, and then we go get Grandpa. 931 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,479 ♪ Get up and show a little attitude ♪ 932 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,359 ♪ Beats bangin', feel the bass ♪ 933 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,599 ♪ Just turn around and shake, shake, shake ♪ 934 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,599 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 935 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,239 ♪ Out of control, you're out of control ♪ 936 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:50,131 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, just let... ♪ 937 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,207 Yay! 938 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,639 Yay, Norm! 939 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,962 So someone somewhere 940 00:59:02,963 --> 00:59:05,361 thought it was a good idea to build in the Arctic. 941 00:59:05,362 --> 00:59:08,728 That someone is our "friend," Mr. Greene. 942 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,724 I just wanted to let you all know the truth 943 00:59:11,725 --> 00:59:13,563 about what this would mean for my home. 944 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,441 Norm of the North supports 945 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,649 Greene Homes in the Arctic. 946 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,039 Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! 947 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,639 Ha ha! Norm, we did it. 948 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:49,923 I'm on with my architect. 949 00:59:49,924 --> 00:59:52,764 We're figuring out where to put the first Arctic frozen yogurt shop. 950 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,519 Your announcement has been reposted a million times! 951 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,682 No, your announcement was reposted a million times. 952 01:00:00,683 --> 01:00:02,522 I had something I needed to say. 953 01:00:02,523 --> 01:00:04,010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 954 01:00:04,011 --> 01:00:06,719 Four homes pre-sold, and already built. 955 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,801 Mr. Greene, you can't sell the homes yet. 956 01:00:08,802 --> 01:00:11,406 We don't have approval from the Council. It's illegal. 957 01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:15,724 Aw, I'm wittle Vee-wa. I'm scared of po-weece. 958 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,679 Guess what, toots. I'm above the law. 959 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,765 Welcome to the cold, hard world of "big bidness." 960 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,487 You sound just like the investors. 961 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,644 "Uh, duh, it has to be done correctly, Greene, 962 01:00:29,645 --> 01:00:31,085 with integrity." 963 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,999 Please. Wake up and smell the profits. 964 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,731 Not to mention that after Norm of the North's announcement today, 965 01:00:36,732 --> 01:00:38,839 approval is a guarantee. 966 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,441 Norm, come back! Don't be a diva. 967 01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:56,159 Vera, get my lawyer. 968 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,320 We're gonna copyright that roar and make it a ringtone. 969 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,079 Hey, it's Norm of the North! 970 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,081 You're the king! 971 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,559 I'm Norm of the North, king of nothing. 972 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,800 I came to save my home. 973 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,125 I ended up destroying it. 974 01:01:19,966 --> 01:01:23,359 Norm, your grandpa once told me, 975 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,409 "Norm's the only bear that has the potential to be... 976 01:01:26,410 --> 01:01:28,402 King of the Arctic." 977 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,959 Hey, Norm. Norm! 978 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,530 Why don't you come over for dinner? 979 01:01:52,531 --> 01:01:54,959 I'd rather be alone right now, Vera. 980 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,639 Please, just leave me be. 981 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,719 Norm, why are you so down? You were great! 982 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,359 The campaign was a success. 983 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,039 Everyone loves you. 984 01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,041 Don't you get it, Vera? 985 01:02:05,042 --> 01:02:08,919 Because of me, Mr. Greene is gonna destroy my home. 986 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,364 I think you're taking this polar bear act a little too far, Norm. 987 01:02:12,365 --> 01:02:15,011 Come on. Olympia would love it if you came over. 988 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,319 Olympia...? Dinner with a genius? Mm, I'm in. 989 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,808 You wouldn't happen to know where I can get some ice water, huh? 990 01:02:24,809 --> 01:02:27,406 You know, so I can freshen up a little bit? For dinner. 991 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,359 Oof! 992 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,360 Ooh. You okay? 993 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,644 Ah! 994 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,639 Unnnnhh! 995 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,289 Ah! 996 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,601 It's humble, but it's home. 997 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,399 You should see my place. No furniture, 998 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,004 but I do get year-round air conditioning. 999 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,966 Whoo-hoo! 1000 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,326 Thanks, Mrs. Soo. 1001 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,999 Mommy, you're home early. 1002 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,479 How was school today? 1003 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,839 Scintillating, as usual. 1004 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,725 Olympia's just not really challenged at her current school. 1005 01:03:19,726 --> 01:03:22,451 That's why Magister Mundi will be so great. 1006 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,805 All the students are like Olympia. 1007 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,921 I actually think Olympia and myself are a lot alike. 1008 01:03:27,922 --> 01:03:30,719 We're both special. We have great gifts. 1009 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:31,720 Two peas in a pod. 1010 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:33,880 Besties. 1011 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,721 Anyway, Mommy, I was researching the effects 1012 01:03:38,722 --> 01:03:40,290 of human activity in the Arctic, 1013 01:03:40,291 --> 01:03:42,519 and the research is irrefutable. 1014 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,601 It will destroy the Arctic 1015 01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,682 and possibly the rest of the Earth as we know it. 1016 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:49,928 Olympia, Greene Homes will bring awareness to the Arctic. 1017 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,727 Olympia, let's you and I go hang out on that comfortable-looking sofa. 1018 01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:02,839 Aah! 1019 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,645 Vera, it's official. Just got word. 1020 01:04:14,646 --> 01:04:15,926 The Polar Council is a yes! 1021 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,439 Oh, okay. 1022 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,647 Make the announcement tomorrow. Time to go public. 1023 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,679 We're in. We got approval. 1024 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,719 Well, don't all scream at once. 1025 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,925 It's not over yet, Norm. You can still do something. 1026 01:04:31,926 --> 01:04:34,366 Shake it up. Hit Mr. Greene where it hurts, 1027 01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:35,521 his wallet. 1028 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,439 Hmm. 1029 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,920 Where do you think the investors are right now? 1030 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,599 Ha ha. Great job, everyone. 1031 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:47,681 Great job. 1032 01:04:47,682 --> 01:04:49,011 It was amazing. 1033 01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,440 Oh, thanks, guys! 1034 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:04,446 I've got to get Pablo and the investors to uninvest in Greene. 1035 01:05:04,447 --> 01:05:05,680 - Norm! - Norm! 1036 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:11,760 Aah! 1037 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,400 Whoa! 1038 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,967 Hi, guys. I'm sorry for just dropping in on you like this, but... 1039 01:05:39,968 --> 01:05:42,719 - Whoa! You're a real bear? - Uh-huh. 1040 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,359 Who can speak? 1041 01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,845 Yeah, who would have thought? 1042 01:05:45,846 --> 01:05:48,805 But I need to come clean about who I really am 1043 01:05:48,806 --> 01:05:50,370 and what I'm really doing here. 1044 01:05:50,371 --> 01:05:52,759 We know exactly who you are. 1045 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,559 You're Norm of the North. 1046 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:58,839 I am Pablo, and this is my investment group. Ha ha. 1047 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,124 Pablo, building in the Arctic will destroy my home. 1048 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,446 That's where I live. 1049 01:06:03,447 --> 01:06:05,404 But the Polar Council, well... 1050 01:06:05,405 --> 01:06:07,289 they are very aware of the impact. 1051 01:06:07,290 --> 01:06:08,850 You mean this council? 1052 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,566 On that note, the floor plans for your condo in the Bahamas 1053 01:06:12,567 --> 01:06:13,923 are already on the way. 1054 01:06:13,924 --> 01:06:15,604 And we got those deluxe showerheads, 1055 01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:18,206 oh, it'll wash that guilt right off. 1056 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,239 How did you get this? 1057 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,561 I had some very small hairy associates 1058 01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:24,319 relieve Mr. Greene of his flash drive. 1059 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,399 You're corrupt! 1060 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,006 You took our money under false pretense, 1061 01:06:33,007 --> 01:06:36,129 and you're as fake as that ponytail clip-on. 1062 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:44,202 It doesn't matter if I'm corrupt, because a deal's a deal. 1063 01:06:44,203 --> 01:06:45,882 The first four homes are built, 1064 01:06:45,883 --> 01:06:47,685 and once they land in the Arctic, 1065 01:06:47,686 --> 01:06:50,206 you're contractually obligated to fund the rest. 1066 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,999 If I know Greene, 1067 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,079 he'll have the homes transported tonight. 1068 01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,367 Yeah, and if I know Mr. Greene, he'll dispose of anything 1069 01:07:00,368 --> 01:07:01,725 that reminds him of the Arctic. 1070 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:07,399 You promise to take care of Vera and Olympia? 1071 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,289 I never got a chance to say goodbye. 1072 01:07:09,290 --> 01:07:11,719 Norm, you have my word. 1073 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,445 Now get me out of this deal. 1074 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,199 We need to get the homes down to the river. 1075 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,200 That old bear? No! 1076 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,920 We need to get rid of him before he can cause any trouble. 1077 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,923 Commence "Operation Kill That Bear." 1078 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,487 Just as Pablo predicted. 1079 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,811 And just like I predicted. 1080 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,083 I bet Grandpa is in that last one. 1081 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:53,965 Whoa! 1082 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,919 Ow! 1083 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,247 Grandpa! 1084 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:18,800 Where'd he go? 1085 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,243 - Norm! - Grandpa! 1086 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,084 Everyone back home thought you abandoned us, 1087 01:08:33,085 --> 01:08:35,924 but Socrates and I always knew that something happened. 1088 01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:38,085 Oh, it's good to see you. 1089 01:08:38,086 --> 01:08:40,922 You know, sometimes when you stick up to The Man, 1090 01:08:40,923 --> 01:08:42,921 you get stuck with a tranquilizer dart. 1091 01:08:42,922 --> 01:08:44,239 Were you able to stop Greene? 1092 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,162 Not yet. 1093 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:47,161 The houses are being transported tonight. 1094 01:08:47,162 --> 01:08:50,050 If we can stop them, maybe we can stop this whole operation. 1095 01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:52,249 Then what the heck are you doing here? 1096 01:08:55,803 --> 01:08:58,531 Norm, don't worry about me. It's your time now. 1097 01:08:58,532 --> 01:09:02,319 Leave me. Go! Save the Arctic! Save our homes. 1098 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,005 You are the Arctic, Grandpa. 1099 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,844 Hmm. I must have weakened them for you. 1100 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,965 What do you say we go save our home? 1101 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:34,720 What? 1102 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,366 The Arctic rats? 1103 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,402 What? 1104 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,889 What do you mean the bear broke out of the cage? 1105 01:09:49,890 --> 01:09:52,119 It's impossible. He's like, 80. 1106 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,804 It would have taken two bears to... 1107 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:59,079 What? That isn't Norm! 1108 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,162 Get the chopper and find two polar bears! 1109 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,560 How long until the ship leaves? 1110 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,281 I don't care if they're predicting a storm. 1111 01:10:09,282 --> 01:10:11,044 Leave now! 1112 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,360 The houses are on the way to the Arctic! 1113 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,086 We gotta get to them! 1114 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,599 Where are we headed? 1115 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,931 Same place where I came in. 1116 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:45,920 Aah! 1117 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,482 Huh? 1118 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,080 There they are! 1119 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:57,647 Get ready, Grandpa. There's our ride home. 1120 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,446 Aah! 1121 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,520 Ow! 1122 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,800 No! 1123 01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,922 If we don't get down there, 1124 01:11:39,923 --> 01:11:41,729 it's gonna be a long swim to the Arctic. 1125 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,851 Ohh. Hey! 1126 01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,079 Just shoot those bears. 1127 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,879 Greene said to put them out of their misery 1128 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:10,847 and dump 'em in the ocean. 1129 01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:12,839 Wait! Wait! 1130 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,205 You guys think we're bears? 1131 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,051 You hear that, Grandpa? 1132 01:12:16,052 --> 01:12:21,046 Talking polar bears in Manhattan? Now, come on, guys. 1133 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:23,481 Yeah, maybe our friend the Easter Bunny's around here, too. 1134 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:26,009 Are you sure they're bears? 1135 01:12:26,010 --> 01:12:28,079 They sound like humans to me. 1136 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,651 I didn't sign up to shoot real people. 1137 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:42,929 Aaaaaah! 1138 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,119 Aah! 1139 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,119 Hmm. 1140 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,439 Norm, no matter what happens, 1141 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:09,759 just know that I'm proud of you. 1142 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,119 You've come a long way. 1143 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,930 You might think you're not a hunter, but you are. 1144 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,644 Your way of hunting is just different than everyone else. 1145 01:14:18,645 --> 01:14:22,159 You're going to make a great king one day. 1146 01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,161 I know it. 1147 01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:26,443 What's wrong? 1148 01:14:26,444 --> 01:14:27,883 We're gonna get this, Norm. 1149 01:14:27,884 --> 01:14:29,765 No, sorry. It's not about that. 1150 01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:32,047 I... I'm just worried. In saving our own home, 1151 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,365 I may have ruined someone else's. 1152 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,642 I'm just hoping Vera and Olympia will be okay. 1153 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,650 It's beautiful, Mom, 1154 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:07,803 but what will it look like when you and Mr. Greene 1155 01:15:07,804 --> 01:15:09,131 build all those houses there? 1156 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,559 "Mr. Greene, I'm sorry, 1157 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,604 but I cannot help you destroy somebody's home 1158 01:15:19,605 --> 01:15:21,443 in order to build houses no one needs. 1159 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,160 I quit." 1160 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:36,761 Okay, every office around the world is ready to feed this. 1161 01:15:36,762 --> 01:15:37,841 Are you sure, Pablo? 1162 01:15:37,842 --> 01:15:40,366 Yes. Send it now. 1163 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,479 We have to dislodge this barge 1164 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,439 so we can flip these houses. 1165 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:56,091 These condos must never reach the Arctic. 1166 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,047 Buckle up, guys. This could get bumpy. 1167 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,728 We have to do this, now. 1168 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:20,959 It won't dislodge, it's too rough. 1169 01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:22,450 The swells keep pushing it back. 1170 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,370 Aauggh! 1171 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,121 Unnnhh! 1172 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:33,080 Ohm 1173 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:42,520 Augh! 1174 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,368 Welcome to the real North Shore! 1175 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,729 See you on the other side, whichever one we get to. 1176 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,399 But remember, whatever happens, 1177 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,927 a king always fights for his home! 1178 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:16,206 Come on, lemmings! Aah! 1179 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:05,122 A king always fights for his home. 1180 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,531 Aah! 1181 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:23,882 Lemmings! Grandpa! 1182 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:37,639 Talk to me. 1183 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:40,359 What the... They never got there? 1184 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,566 Then where are my condos? 1185 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:44,799 The bottom of the ocean? 1186 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,006 Is that some kinda joke? 1187 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,888 Two polar bears? 1188 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:57,370 "Greene Homes and Polar Council under investigations 1189 01:18:57,371 --> 01:18:58,850 for bribery charges"? 1190 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,407 "Beloved Norm helps reveal sham"? 1191 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:06,770 These condos weren't for any of you peasants anyway. 1192 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:10,730 They were for the one percent. The one percent! 1193 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:20,964 Huh, would you look at that? I'm late for yoga. 1194 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,685 Namaste, everybody. 1195 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,690 - Janet? - Whatever. 1196 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:26,600 Jane“. 1197 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,528 Help me, you peasants! Help me! 1198 01:19:29,529 --> 01:19:31,648 Don't you know who I am? Huh? 1199 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:35,931 Rats! They're crawling on me! This is Italian! 1200 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,200 Aah! 1201 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:47,250 Ha ha! Look who's out of hibernation. 1202 01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:48,640 Son. 1203 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:54,882 Every time I see you, you've fallen on your butt. 1204 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,643 I march to the beat of my own drum. You know that. 1205 01:19:57,644 --> 01:19:59,290 When everyone else stands, I sit. 1206 01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:01,279 - Ta-da! - Lemmings! 1207 01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:02,280 You made it! 1208 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,961 Where's Grandpa? 1209 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,640 Did he...? 1210 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,323 We've searched everywhere, Norm. 1211 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:12,771 No. 1212 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,319 Norm, you saved our home. 1213 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,527 I'm sorry I didn't realize until now, 1214 01:20:29,528 --> 01:20:31,443 but we are so proud of you. 1215 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:34,441 The lemmings told us what you've done. 1216 01:20:34,442 --> 01:20:37,091 You used your gift and you risked your life 1217 01:20:37,092 --> 01:20:38,650 to protect ours. 1218 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:42,919 And on behalf of all of us... 1219 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:44,251 thank you. 1220 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:51,290 Ahem. Remember what we discussed? 1221 01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:56,408 A new day dawns upon us. 1222 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,164 We need a leader who feels for the Arctic, 1223 01:20:59,165 --> 01:21:02,562 speaks for the Arctic, and always fights for our home. 1224 01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:06,159 Norm, I crown you... 1225 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:08,162 Now just a New York minute. 1226 01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:11,799 You can't do this without me. 1227 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:12,800 Grandpa! 1228 01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:19,839 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh ♪ 1229 01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:21,999 They all said you drowned. 1230 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,650 I was 80% sure you were gonna make it. 1231 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,759 Now that's what I call a grand entrance. 1232 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,964 The tide took me all the way to Greenland, 1233 01:21:31,965 --> 01:21:33,689 but I hitched a ride with an orca. 1234 01:21:33,690 --> 01:21:37,480 He said he was coming back to audition for Stan. 1235 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,880 You need therapy. 1236 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:44,084 I have an opening tomorrow afternoon. Book yourself in. 1237 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:46,249 Son, please continue. 1238 01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:49,530 Norm, I crown you king. 1239 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,966 That's my brother! Yeah! 1240 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,685 If the clouds clear and the barometric pressure 1241 01:22:22,686 --> 01:22:24,759 is just right... 1242 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:27,445 Wow. I see Magister Mundi is teaching you 1243 01:22:27,446 --> 01:22:29,886 all these fancy new terms already. 1244 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:33,289 I told you I could do it on my own, without Greene. 1245 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,241 Aren't you liking it without Mr. Greene in your life, too? 1246 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:38,642 Pablo seems like a much better boss. 1247 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:41,767 Well, Norm gave me a great recommendation. 1248 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,722 Oh, my gosh! I can see it! 1249 01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:46,484 I can finally see it. 1250 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,245 He even looks like Norm. 1251 01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,361 I miss him, Mom. 1252 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,127 Me, too. But I know he made it home. 1253 01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:58,324 I bet he has his own family now. 1254 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,320 Isn't it pretty? 1255 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:29,049 Yeah. I wonder if Vera and Olympia can see this, too. 1256 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,009 - Whoa! - They're beautiful! 1257 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:33,079 ♪ I will work this body, I will run this flesh ♪ 1258 01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:37,359 ♪ In the dead of night and in the morning mist, yeah! ♪ 1259 01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:40,889 ♪ Show me what you got ♪ 1260 01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,879 ♪ Work this body on the floor... ♪ 1261 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:48,361 Aah! 1262 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,359 Aah! Aah! 1263 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:00,488 Wait for it. Wait for it... 1264 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:05,844 Yah! Ta-da! 1265 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:09,690 ♪ Show me what you got ♪ 1266 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,322 ♪ Work this body on the floor ♪ 1267 01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:16,606 ♪ Who do you think you are? ♪ 1268 01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:20,761 ♪ Come on, meet me on the court, yeah! ♪ 1269 01:25:20,762 --> 01:25:24,279 - ♪ Work, work ♪ - ♪ Show me what you got ♪ 1270 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:27,648 - ♪ Work, work ♪ - ♪ Work this body on the floor... ♪ 1271 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:38,239 ♪ Yeah, no time, no time, no time to lose ♪ 1272 01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:40,559 ♪ You got no time, no time ♪ 1273 01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:41,561 ♪ Listen ♪ 1274 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:44,879 ♪ Baby, baby, won't you take my hand? ♪ 1275 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,879 ♪ Don't be afraid to take a chance ♪ 1276 01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:50,406 ♪ Together there is nothin' we can't do ♪ 1277 01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:53,611 ♪ To start it up, get in the groove ♪ 1278 01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:58,766 ♪ Dance, dance, dance out of control ♪ 1279 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:02,328 - ♪ You're out of control ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 1280 01:26:02,329 --> 01:26:04,999 ♪ Just let it go ♪ 1281 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:09,079 ♪ Everybody, let me speak free, be who you wanna be ♪ 1282 01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:12,002 - ♪ Stand up and shout ♪ - ♪ Shout it out ♪ 1283 01:26:12,003 --> 01:26:15,125 ♪ Jump up, get down, move your body all around ♪ 1284 01:26:15,126 --> 01:26:18,090 - ♪ Let your crazy out ♪ - ♪ Let your crazy... ♪ 1285 01:26:18,091 --> 01:26:21,239 ♪ Let me speak free, be who you wanna be ♪ 1286 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:32,921 ♪ Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud ♪ 1287 01:26:32,922 --> 01:26:35,523 - ♪ Shout it out ♪ - ♪ Do it, do it, do it right now ♪ 1288 01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:38,522 - ♪ Do it right now ♪ - ♪ Push it, push it, push it on through ♪ 1289 01:26:38,523 --> 01:26:42,486 - ♪ Push it on through ♪ - ♪ Said there 's no time to lose ♪ 1290 01:26:42,487 --> 01:26:44,847 ♪ No time, no time, no time to lose ♪ 1291 01:26:44,848 --> 01:26:47,959 ♪ You got no time, no time, no time to lose ♪ 1292 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:51,328 - ♪ You got no time ♪ - ♪ You got no time to lose ♪ 95149

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