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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,112 - * 1, 2, 3, 4 2 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,680 * 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 3 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:13,747 * TAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:21,722 * 5 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:29,563 * ONE, TWO, GO 6 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:32,266 * 7 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,335 * 1, 2, 3, 4 8 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,569 - * GO 9 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,277 - MICHAEL, I HAVE THIS FANTASY. 10 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,478 - UH-HUH. 11 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,147 - IT'S SUNDAY MORNING, 12 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,516 AND I'M LYING IN BED. 13 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,119 AND I HEAR THE LITTLE THUMP OF THE NEWSPAPER AT THE DOOR, 14 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,221 AND THE SUN'S JUST COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW. 15 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,655 - YEAH? - AND IN THE DISTANCE, 16 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,092 I HEAR THE SOUND OF SOMEONE SINGING VERY QUIETLY 17 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,727 BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO WAKE ME UP. 18 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,563 - WELL, THAT'S CONSIDERATE, I THINK. 19 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:05,366 - AND, AS I LOOK ACROSS THE ROOM, 20 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,469 I SEE, THROUGH THE FROSTED GLASS OF THE SHOWER, 21 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,438 THE SHAPE... 22 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:13,707 OF THE GUY THAT I LOVE. 23 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,343 - AM I CONDITIONING MY HAIR AT THE TIME? 24 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,444 - I'M BEING SERIOUS, MICHAEL. - I KNOW. 25 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,511 I'M SORRY. IT SOUNDS NICE. 26 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,180 - IT IS NICE. IT CAN BE NICE. 27 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,582 IT WILL BE NICE WHEN YOU MOVE IN WITH ME. 28 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,751 - HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? X-MEN IS OUT ON DVD. 29 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,353 - [sighs] 30 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,357 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME AN ANSWER YET. 31 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,824 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT. 32 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,494 - AND? - WELL... 33 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,595 IT'S A BIG STEP. 34 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,330 - WATCH OUT FOR THE DOG POOP. - HEH. 35 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,199 - YES, IT'S A BIG STEP. OF COURSE IT'S A BIG STEP. 36 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,333 AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT PRESSURE ON YOU, 37 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,435 BUT I BELIEVE THAT WHEN SOMEBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT, 38 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,271 THEY'VE GOT TO GO AFTER IT. 39 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:47,741 I WANT YOU TO BE COMING OUT OF THAT SHOWER, 40 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,778 AND I WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUN OUT. 41 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,483 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THAT TOO? 42 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,850 - WELL, SURE. 43 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,819 - SO WHEN DO I GET AN ANSWER? 44 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,155 - SOON. 45 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:03,224 I PROMISE. 46 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,593 ARE WE STILL ON FOR BRUNCH TOMORROW? 47 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,660 - I CAN HARDLY WAIT. 48 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,462 - MM. 49 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,602 - DAVID? - YEAH? 50 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,705 - NOBODY'S EVER PUT ME IN A FANTASY BEFORE. 51 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,640 - THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT. 52 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,543 [engine starts] 53 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,278 - [scoffs] BYE. 54 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,380 - DON'T THEY HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY? 55 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,648 - HI! - HI, LINZ. 56 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,950 - HI. - SECOND MOST BEAUTIFUL. 57 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,387 MMM-MWAH. MMM... 58 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,256 - DID YOU KNOW HE'S A STAY-AT-HOME DAD? 59 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,391 - REALLY? SO WHO PAYS FOR THE PAMPERS? 60 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:38,559 - SHE DOES. 61 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,694 SOMETHING WITH STOCKS AND THE INTERNET. 62 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,330 - COME ON, HURRY UP. WE'RE GOING. 63 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,533 - ANYWAY, I WAS JUST THINKING. 64 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,934 I'D LIKE TO STAY AT HOME. 65 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:47,801 - WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 66 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,503 - WE CAN ORDER IN KUNG-PAO CHICKEN, 67 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:50,671 RENT TERMS OF ENDEARMENT. 68 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,440 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 69 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,542 - [laughs] 70 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,944 WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB? 71 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,946 - DO YOU THINK ANYONE EVER LOOKED BACK ON THEIR LIFE 72 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,914 AND SAID, "GEE... I WISH I HADN'T 73 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,251 TAKEN THAT YEAR OFF TO BE WITH THE BABY"? 74 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:06,587 - BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD A PLAN, A GOOD PLAN. 75 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,356 AFTER YOUR MATERNITY LEAVE IS UP 76 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,425 AND WE GET A NANNY... - A NANNY. I KNOW, I KNOW. 77 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:14,562 BUT I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE IN LOVE LIKE THIS. 78 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,731 - HMM. 79 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,800 [sighs] LOOK, I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY 80 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:20,968 FOR YOU TO STAY AT HOME, 81 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,703 AND I THINK IT'D BE WONDERFUL FOR GUS 82 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,272 TO HAVE ONE OF HIS MOMMIES WITH HIM. 83 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:27,875 BUT WE HAVE TO BE PRACTICAL. - MONEY. 84 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,911 - UNLESS YOU HAVE A SOLUTION. 85 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,980 - BRIAN? 86 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,782 IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION. 87 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,017 - AFTER WHAT HE DID? 88 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,653 - JUST REMEMBER, WE WOULDN'T HAVE GUS WITHOUT HIM. 89 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:44,558 - AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HIM, KISS HIM, HOLD HIM, 90 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,361 I REALIZE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHTS. 91 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,464 - YOU'RE STILL HIS PARENT, EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS I AM. 92 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:54,001 - NOT EVERY BIT. BRIAN TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME. 93 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,703 I HAVE NO MORE CLAIMS TO OUR SON 94 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,938 THAN IF I WERE A TOTAL STRANGER. 95 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,909 - [sighs] 96 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,411 [door closes] 97 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:06,547 - OH, MY GOD! HE LIVES HERE? 98 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,317 - NOW I DO TOO. ISN'T THAT COOL? 99 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,553 CHECK OUT THE TV. AND THE DVDs. 100 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,022 [clears throat] THE FURNITURE IS ALL ITALIAN. 101 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,057 MILAN. 102 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,561 OOH! WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PAINTING OF THE NAKED GUY. 103 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,965 - OHH. 104 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,301 OH, MY GOD. 105 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,703 - JUSTIN, UH... 106 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,038 A WORD. 107 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,377 - HMM? 108 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,611 - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT THERE? 109 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,747 - I WAS JUST GIVING MY FRIEND DAPHNE A TOUR. 110 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,649 - THIS IS NOT THE WHITE HOUSE! - OW. 111 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,050 - GEORGE WASHINGTON NEVER SLEPT HERE. 112 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,319 - HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T. 113 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:49,657 - WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST KEEP IT DOWN? 114 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,924 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? 115 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,926 - IT'S NOON. 116 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,495 - OH, SHIT. 117 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,897 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET MY NEW TRAINER AT 1:00. FUCK! 118 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,573 - YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO BE MORE CONSIDERATE, DAPH. 119 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,040 - DO EITHER ONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE 120 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,976 A CREATINE AND SOY SHAKE? 121 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,345 - [snickering] NO. 122 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,747 - WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST POUR ME SOME GUAVA JUICE? 123 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:23,424 - HMM. - OH. HERE IT IS. 124 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,692 SO ARE YOU GOING HOME TODAY? 125 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:25,993 - WHAT FOR? 126 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,496 - WELL, I SAW THE BALLOONS ON THE MAILBOX. 127 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,598 - OH, SHIT. 128 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,700 MOLLY'S BIRTHDAY. 129 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,002 UH, YEAH, BUT HOW CAN I GO BACK NOW? 130 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,137 - SHE'S YOUR LITTLE SISTER. 131 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,972 I'M SURE SHE MISSES YOU. - YEAH. 132 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,942 SHE'S PROBABLY APPROPRIATED ALL MY COOLEST STUFF. 133 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,044 - HERE'S YOUR DRINK, BRIAN. 134 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,881 - YOU'LL MAKE AN EXCELLENT WIFE. 135 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,717 AND THEN SHE CAN DROP YOU. 136 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,119 - PLEASE. I'M NEVER GETTING MARRIED. 137 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,721 I MEAN, WHY BE TIED DOWN? 138 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:58,125 - I LOVE THIS GIRL. SO... 139 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:01,662 I'M GOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 140 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,598 - MMM, GONNA SMOKE SOME WEED, DOWNLOAD PORN. 141 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,099 - MM-HMM. WELL, IF YOU GO OUT, 142 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,035 BE SURE AND SET THE ALARM. 143 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,905 BYE, DARLING. 144 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,645 - OH, MY GOD. [door clatters shut] 145 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:20,448 HE'S TO DIE FOR. 146 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,717 - [sniffling] 147 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,519 HONEY, I... 148 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,154 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 149 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,424 WHEN--WHEN DID HE ASK? - LAST WEEK. 150 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,860 - LAST WEEK? LAST WEEK? 151 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,894 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 152 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,696 - I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE. 153 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,864 I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. 154 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,599 - WHA-WHAT'S TO DECIDE? 155 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,800 THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS 156 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,968 WANTS YOU TO MOVE IN WITH HIM. 157 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,102 WHA... 158 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,572 - I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE READY. 159 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,840 WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL, AND... 160 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:47,941 - PLEASE. THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT 161 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,777 ONCE YOU'RE LIVING TOGETHER. 162 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,646 - WHAT ABOUT MY STUFF? MY COMICS AND-- 163 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,649 AND MY ROBOTS AND CAPTAIN ASTRO? 164 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:56,917 - FUCK CAPTAIN ASTRO. 165 00:06:56,950 --> 00:07:00,588 YOU'VE GOT DR. DAVID. 166 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,955 - THIS IS STILL MY HOME. 167 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,157 - THIS DUMP? 168 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,895 HONEY, YOU WON'T LOOK BACK. 169 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,997 WELL, AND WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS? 170 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:13,601 IF I'M LIVING WITH SOMEONE, I-I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU. 171 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,702 - OF COURSE YOU WILL. 172 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,505 I, FOR ONE, EXPECT TO BE INVITED 173 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:21,909 TO FABULOUS DINNER PARTIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. 174 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,044 - [sighs] 175 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,650 - THIS IS ABOUT WHAT A CERTAIN SOMEONE IS GOING TO SAY, 176 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,985 ISN'T IT? 177 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:35,823 WELL, I SAY THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE LOVED. 178 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:38,726 AND DON'T LET ANY MAN, QUEEN, 179 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:42,830 OR BRIAN TELL YOU OTHERWISE. 180 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,201 - THANKS, EM. 181 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,737 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 182 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:57,745 NOW, THERE'S JUST ONE OTHER THING. 183 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:58,946 WHAT ABOUT ME? 184 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,181 HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY THE RENT ON THIS PLACE 185 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,550 ALL BY MYSELF? [laughing] 186 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,585 ROTTEN BASTARD. - WHOA. OHH! 187 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,087 [children playing] 188 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,822 - OKAY, GET READY FOR THE COUNT OF THREE. 189 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,991 ONE, TWO, THREE... - MAKE A WISH! 190 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,225 MAKE A WISH! 191 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:16,730 [laughter and cheers] 192 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,031 - YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR WISH. 193 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,034 - JENNIFER... 194 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,875 SWEETHEART. 195 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,711 YOU CAME. 196 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,613 I COULDN'T MISS MOLLY'S BIRTHDAY. 197 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,114 WHERE'S DAD? 198 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,916 UH, HE'S UPSTAIRS WATCHING THE GAME. 199 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,284 KIDS' PARTIES AREN'T EXACTLY HIS THING. 200 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,852 - [scoffs] - MOLLY. 201 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,053 - JUSTIN! 202 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,855 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOLLUSK. 203 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,323 - WHAT YOU GONNA GIVE ME? 204 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,559 - PERMISSION TO LIVE. 205 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:46,894 HERE. 206 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,302 JUSTIN, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 207 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,306 HEY? OKAY, GO GET SOME CAKE. 208 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,976 SHE'S THRILLED YOU CAME. - YEAH? 209 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,912 HOW COULD YOU TELL? 210 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,247 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU EATING? 211 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,049 - DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M STARVING? 212 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,052 - WELL, YOU ARE STAYING FOR DINNER? 213 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,887 - THAT DEPENDS IF DAD WANTS TO SEE ME. 214 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,289 - OF COURSE HE WANTS TO SEE YOU. 215 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,358 HE'S AS UPSET ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE. 216 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,793 - REALLY? 217 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,195 - HE WANTS YOU TO COME HOME, 218 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,997 AS YOU KNOW I DO. 219 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:27,367 - WELL...I WANT TO COME HOME TOO. 220 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,102 - [sighs] 221 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,739 GOD, JUSTIN. 222 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:35,709 I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 223 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,244 LET'S GO TELL HIM. - WAIT. 224 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,681 WHAT ABOUT THE RULES? 225 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,716 - WHICH RULES? 226 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,818 - THAT I CAN'T GO OUT OR SEE BRIAN, 227 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:48,656 OR TALK ABOUT MY "DISGUSTING LIFESTYLE." 228 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,124 - I DON'T--I DON'T THINK HE MEANT IT QUITE THAT WAY. 229 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,994 - WELL, WHAT DID HE MEAN? 230 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:59,667 - I THINK HE JUST WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE AS IT WAS. 231 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,001 - WELL, IT CAN'T BE THE WAY IT WAS. 232 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,303 I'M NOT THE WAY I WAS. 233 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,005 - AND I--I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE ANYTHING OTHER 234 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,875 THAN WHO YOU ARE, I JUST... 235 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,214 I HAVE TO CONSIDER THE NEEDS OF THIS WHOLE FAMILY, 236 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,750 NOT JUST YOUR DESIRES. 237 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,123 YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT. 238 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,058 - MOM. 239 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,326 MOM? 240 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,003 - LET'S GET THAT CAKE CUT. 241 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,437 - I DON'T KNOW. 242 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,006 [laughter] THAT'S WHY I WAS ASKING. 243 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:42,009 [overlapping chatter] 244 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,444 - THE FIRST PIECE. YOU LIKE THE FLOWER, RIGHT? 245 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,346 YEAH. 246 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,447 [overlapping chatter] 247 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,716 - YAY! 248 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,120 [techno music] 249 00:10:53,153 --> 00:11:00,961 * 250 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,766 [heavy breathing] 251 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,868 - OH, WOW. WHEW. 252 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,102 - AND THAT WAS JUST THE WARM-UP. 253 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,170 - WOW! 254 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,339 - NOW WE DO SOME SERIOUS PUMPING, 255 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,776 FOCUSING ON EACH MUSCLE GROUP. 256 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,911 AND PLENTY OF REPS. 257 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:22,049 [phone beeping off the hook] 258 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,417 WHAT THE FUCK? 259 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,154 JESUS, I THOUGHT I TOLD THAT KID... 260 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,325 MY FUCKING TELEVISION'S GONE. 261 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,261 AND MY COMPUTER. 262 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,830 OH, FUCK! MY FILES. 263 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,932 THEY EVEN STOLE MY FUCKING CLOTHES! 264 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:44,504 * 265 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,475 - AT LEAST THE BED'S STILL HERE. 266 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,912 - YOU HAD ANY STRANGERS IN THE HOUSE RECENTLY? 267 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:59,887 * 268 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,359 - UH, NO. JUST, UH... 269 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,428 FAMILY AND CLOSE FRIENDS. 270 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,529 SO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP 271 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,031 OR DO YOU WANT TO MEET ME AT WOODY'S? 272 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,132 - [on phone] FUCK WOODY'S. 273 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,867 I'VE BEEN ROBBED. 274 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,003 GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. 275 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,842 [car tires screech] 276 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,145 - HOLY SHIT! 277 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,018 - FORGOT TO SET THE ALARM? 278 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,121 - I TH--I THOUGHT I DID. 279 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,289 - THOUGHT YOU DID? WELL, YOU DIDN'T. 280 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,058 WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO? 281 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,060 - MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 282 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,996 AND THEN I KINDA WALKED AROUND. 283 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,165 - WELL, WHILE YOU WERE "KINDA" WALKING AROUND 284 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,367 I GOT "KINDA" ROBBED. - JUST TAKE IT EASY. 285 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,337 - WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S ALL THERE'S LEFT TO TAKE. 286 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,172 - LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. 287 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,108 I'M SO SORRY. 288 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,444 - I TOLD YOU, WHEN I SAID YOU COULD STAY HERE, 289 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,847 THERE ARE RULES. 290 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,215 NOW YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES TO PACK YOUR SHIT, 291 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,885 NONE OF WHICH, OF COURSE, WAS STOLEN, 292 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:09,422 AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 293 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,333 - BRIAN GOT ROBBED. 294 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,304 - WELL, BRIAN SHOULD MOVE TO A SAFER NEIGHBORHOOD. 295 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,473 - LIKE THIS. I LEAVE MY DOOR UNLOCKED, 296 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,375 NOTHING EVER GETS TAKEN. 297 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,144 - NOT MANY THIEVES ARE LOOKING FOR A VELVET MATADOR PAINTING 298 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,280 AND A CONSOLE TV SET FROM 1968, MOM. 299 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,048 - [chuckling] - THOSE THINGS HAPPEN TO BE 300 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,184 VERY COLLECTABLE THESE DAYS. 301 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,052 - SO DO THEY HAVE ANY IDEA WHO DID IT? 302 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:42,089 - NO, BUT BRIAN SURE IS PISSED AT JUSTIN. 303 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,623 - POOR SUNSHINE. 304 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,859 - HERE, HAVE SOME PANCAKES. 305 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,060 - CAN'T. I HAVE A BRUNCH. 306 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:50,063 - A BRUNCH? MY, AREN'T WE FANCY? 307 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,632 - IT'S THE SAME THING AS BREAKFAST... 308 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,501 EXCEPT WITH SOME KIWI FRUIT ON THE SIDE. 309 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,470 - ARE YOU GOING WITH DAVID, MY CHIROPRACTOR-IN-LAW? 310 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,139 - DON'T YOU START TOO. 311 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,174 - START WHAT? ALL I DID WAS ASK. 312 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,210 - NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE WANTING TO KNOW 313 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,178 IF WE'RE GONNA MOVE IN TOGETHER. 314 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,248 - WAIT A MINUTE. BACK UP. 315 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,183 HE ASKED YOU? 316 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,389 - YES, HE ASKED. 317 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,425 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? 318 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,261 HE ASKED YOU? 319 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,097 OH, MICHAEL! THAT'S WONDERFUL! 320 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,498 - CONGRATULATIONS, MIKEY. 321 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,400 - OH! I'VE GOT SOME BEAUTIFUL HEIRLOOM PIECES 322 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,036 THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME. 323 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,403 I'VE BEEN SAVING THEM UP JUST FOR YOU. 324 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,139 DON'T DRAG OUT THE CANDLESTICKS YET. 325 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,441 I DIDN'T SAY YES. 326 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,309 - WELL, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 327 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,211 - WELL, I SAID I'D THINK ABOUT IT. 328 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,147 - WHAT'S TO THINK ABOUT? 329 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,648 - PLENTY. 330 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,151 I REMEMBER IT TOOK ROBERTO AND ME SIX MONTHS 331 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,420 TO FINALLY DECIDE TO LIVE TOGETHER. 332 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,989 AND A WEEK TO BREAK UP. 333 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,457 - WELL, HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS STILL SEEING 334 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,025 THREE OF HIS EX-ES? 335 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,193 AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FILL THE KID'S HEAD 336 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,928 WITH HORROR STORIES? 337 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,396 - I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT SO EASY 338 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,664 FOR TWO MEN TO BE A COUPLE. 339 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,633 - YOU THINK IT'S EASY FOR ANYBODY? 340 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,006 BUT IF YOU LOVE EACH OTHER, 341 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,642 YOU AT LEAST OWE IT TO YOURSELVES TO TRY. 342 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,416 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE BRUNCH. 343 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,418 - BRUNCH IS SERVED. 344 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,053 - I BROUGHT BRUNCH. 345 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,456 - 12 ARMANI SUITS, 4 GUCCI BELTS, 346 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,659 AND 6 PAIRS OF PRADA SHOES, GONE. 347 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,031 YOU KNOW I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT GAY-ON-GAY CRIME. 348 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,432 - WELL, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. 349 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,667 YOU HAVE MORE VISITORS THAN DISNEY WORLD. 350 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,104 I CAN'T FIND A KNIFE FOR THE CREAM CHEESE. 351 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,172 - YEAH? WELL, THEY STOLE THAT TOO. 352 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,640 - THEY STOLE YOUR CUTLERY? 353 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,674 - EVEN MY JUICER. I MEAN... 354 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,444 WHO THE FUCK STEALS A PHILIPPE STARCK JUICER? 355 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,548 - A THIRSTY THIEF WITH GOOD TASTE? 356 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,516 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD COOK. 357 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,419 - MM. SOMEDAY I'M GONNA MAKE SOME LUCKY MAN 358 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,021 THE PERFECT WIFE. 359 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,256 - [chuckles] I USED TO SAY THE SAME THING. 360 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,326 - OH, BUT INSTEAD YOU'VE MADE SOMEONE THE PERFECT HUSBAND. 361 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,527 MMM! 362 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,330 - THESE DAYS YOU BOYS ARE SO CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU EAT. 363 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,666 ALL THOSE EGG WHITES AND PROTEIN BARS. 364 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,668 - I SUSPECT IT'S LESS TO DO WITH HEALTH 365 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,472 AND MORE ABOUT KEEPING THOSE 29-INCH WAISTS. 366 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,607 - OH, COME ON. YOU GUYS ARE IN GREAT SHAPE. 367 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,577 - MM, WE TRY TO STAY ACTIVE. 368 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,279 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 369 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,480 - [chuckles] 370 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,615 - WELL, I HOPE THEY FIND WHO'S RESPONSIBLE. 371 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,251 - I KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE. 372 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,386 THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE WHO FORGOT TO SET MY ALARM. 373 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,355 - OHH, AS IF YOU NEVER FORGOT ANYTHING. 374 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,058 - NOTHING THAT IMPORTANT. 375 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,759 - YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT LINDSAY TO BE HAPPY. 376 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,261 THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED. 377 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,728 - I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT SHE WANTS TO STAY HOME 378 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,364 WITH THE BABY, BUT... 379 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,498 ON YOUR SALARY ALONE, 380 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,633 I JUST DON'T SEE HOW WE CAN MAKE IT WORK. 381 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,501 - [sighs] 382 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,371 MAYBE IF I TOOK ON A BIGGER CASE LOAD. 383 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,774 OR, UM, WHAT IF WE REDUCED OUR EXPENSES? 384 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,642 - MM. IT'S GOING TO BE KIND OF TOUGH 385 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,379 WITH ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED. 386 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,047 - THESE TWO MET IN WORLD WAR II. 387 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,283 WE SERVED ON A WARSHIP. THE "YORKTOWN." 388 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,052 - TALK ABOUT YOUR GAY CRUISE. 389 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,288 - THERE WAS THIS PLACE BEHIND THE AMMO BAY 390 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,755 WHERE YOU COULD GET A BLOW JOB 391 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,691 ANY TIME, DAY OR NIGHT. 392 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,759 [all laugh] 393 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,395 THIS WAS WARTIME. 394 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,263 YOU COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT. 395 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:14,667 - AND SEX WAS HOW YOU KNEW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE. 396 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,569 - I KNOW YOU MAY NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS, 397 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,072 CONSIDERING HE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU PARENTAL RIGHTS, 398 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,407 BUT, UH... - NO, I TOLD LINDSAY, 399 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,409 BRIAN IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEMS. 400 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,712 HE'S THE CAUSE. AND HE CAN KEEP HIS GODDAMN MONEY. 401 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:29,549 - WELL, THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER POSSIBILITY. 402 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,754 - SO WHERE IS HE? 403 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,356 - WHO? - JUSTIN. 404 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,491 - I DON'T KNOW! 405 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:42,562 I TOLD HIM TO PACK HIS SHIT AND GET THE HELL OUT. 406 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,498 - YOU WANT ME TO USE MY INHERITANCE MY FATHER GAVE ME? 407 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,234 - WELL, IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU 408 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:51,404 TO HAVE LINDSAY STAY HOME WITH THE BABY. 409 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,306 [chuckles] IT'S JUST THAT THAT... 410 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,142 THAT'S MY NEST-EGG. 411 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,510 IT'S ALL I HAVE IN CASE SOMETHING SHOULD HAPPEN. 412 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,113 I KNOW. IT'S A TOUGH CALL. 413 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,282 AND, BELIEVE ME, IF THERE WAS ANY OTHER WAY, 414 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:06,786 BUT I REALLY DON'T SEE THAT WE HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS. 415 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,888 - [chuckles] WE JUST CAME BACK FROM BORA BORA. 416 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,158 - YEAH? - WENT THERE ON OUR 50TH. 417 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,326 - 50TH? 418 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,328 - ANNIVERSARY. 419 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,729 - HOLY SHIT! 420 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,332 - YEAH! IT AMAZES ME TOO! [laughs] 421 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,800 - [forced laugh] 422 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,609 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SO LONG. 423 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,743 - WELL, THAT'S WHY I WANTED YOU TO MEET THEM, 424 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,313 TO SEE IT'S POSSIBLE FOR TWO MEN 425 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,315 TO SHARE A LIFE TOGETHER. 426 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,785 IT'S WHAT I'D LIKE FOR US. 427 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,753 - ARE YOU TWO PLANNING TO LIVE TOGETHER? 428 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,489 - MICHAEL HASN'T DECIDED YET. 429 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,392 BUT I'M HOPING. 430 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,493 - WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? 431 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,761 - I GET NERVOUS ON CRUISES. 432 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,364 I GET SEASICK CROSSING THE SUSQUEHANNA, SO... 433 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,433 [laughter] - LISTEN, YOUNG MAN, 434 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,435 LIVING TOGETHER AIN'T FOR SISSIES. 435 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,270 - NEITHER IS GROWING OLD. 436 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,771 - AND NO MATTER WHAT THE PROBLEMS, 437 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,507 THE SACRIFICES, IT'S WORTH IT. 438 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:05,812 HAVING SOMEONE BESIDE YOU WHO SHARES YOUR LIFE... 439 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,814 - AND YOU ARE THERE TO SHARE HIS. 440 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,253 - YOU SENT HIM AWAY? - LOOK, I DID HIM A FAVOR, 441 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,654 AND THIS IS HOW HE REPAYS ME. 442 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,423 - HE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. 443 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,925 - WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM? 444 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,293 - [scoffs] SORRY. 445 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,562 MUST BE A FORCE OF HABIT. 446 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,831 COME ON, HONEY. 447 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,666 - HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 448 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,468 - IT'S TIME FOR GUS'S BRUNCH. 449 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,670 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME WITH THIS LIST. 450 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,939 - OH, YEAH. THERE'S ONE VALUABLE ITEM THAT'S MISSING 451 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,507 THAT CAN'T BE REPLACED. 452 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,510 [pen scratching] 453 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,246 [caps pen] 454 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,521 - YOU'RE SUCH A BIG, DRAMATIC QUEEN. 455 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,889 - IT'S "DRAMA QUEEN," 456 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,424 AND DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA? 457 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,692 - YOU COULD STAY AT MY HOUSE. 458 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,895 - YEAH, I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS WOULD LOVE THAT. 459 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,431 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IN NEW YORK? 460 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,500 - MODEL? - YOU'RE SKINNY ENOUGH. 461 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,502 YOU HAVE, LIKE, THE WORLD'S MOST-PERFECT HAIR. 462 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,404 - OR I COULD BE A GO-GO BOY. 463 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,838 I'VE SEEN 'EM AT BABYLON. 464 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,308 I COULD MAKE, LIKE, 100 BUCKS A NIGHT. 465 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,709 - MAYBE I COULD COME WITH YOU. 466 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,711 I CAN SHAKE IT UP TOO! - [laughs] THAT'D BE GREAT. 467 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,713 YOU AND ME! 468 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,315 - EXCEPT... 469 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,884 I HAVE TO BE HOME BY 11:00. 470 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,887 - WELL...I'M GOING. 471 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,859 LOOK AT THIS. 472 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,363 IT'S A CONFIRMATION NUMBER. I CHARGED A TICKET. 473 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,798 - SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD? 474 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,633 - I TOOK BRIAN'S. 475 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,735 - THAT'S LIKE A MAJOR FELONY OR SOMETHING. 476 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,637 YOU COULD GO TO JAIL FOR THAT. 477 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,039 - LEAST I'D HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE. 478 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,341 BESIDES, I'M GONNA PAY HIM BACK 479 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,643 AS SOON AS I GET A JOB. 480 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,378 I JUST GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 481 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,014 NOW. 482 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,916 - 50 YEARS? 483 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,619 [scoffs] - POOR SUCKERS. 484 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,487 - DO YOU THINK THEY STILL DO IT? 485 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,956 - AT THEIR AGE, IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX. 486 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,592 - YEAH, IT'S ABOUT LIFE SUPPORT. 487 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,660 YOU KNOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENS A PERSON CAN HAVE 488 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,595 AN ACTIVE SEX LIFE AT ANY AGE. 489 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,031 - WELL, THAT MEANS THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU. 490 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,566 - SO WHEN ARE YOU AND THE DOC 491 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,368 GOING TO START MASSAGING EACH OTHER'S PROSTATES? 492 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,769 - WOULD YOU GIVE HIM A BREAK? 493 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,838 - HE'S HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE DECIDING. 494 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,907 - THEN WHY NOT CONSULT MYSTERIOUS MARILYN? 495 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,443 WHAT'LL IT BE, BOYS? 496 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,878 PALMS? TAROT? SPIN AROUND THE OUIJA? 497 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,046 ONLY 20 BUCKS. 498 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,048 - [scoffs] 499 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,586 - ALL RIGHT. 500 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,021 10, AND NOT A PESO MORE. 501 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,358 - MYSTERIOUS MARILYN SENSES YOU'RE AN ACCOUNTANT. 502 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,892 - OH, SHE'S GOOD. 503 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,896 - YOU, THE ONE WITH THE BOYFRIEND, SIT. 504 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,031 PUT YOUR DIGITS ON THE OUIJA, SWEETHEART. 505 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,700 [inhales deeply] 506 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,903 OUIJA, WHAT IS HIS TRUE LOVE'S NAME? 507 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,808 "B"... 508 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,610 "R"... 509 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,479 "I"... - OH, THIS IS TOO WEIRD. 510 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,080 - THAT IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME. 511 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,682 - THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION. 512 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,084 AND, FRANKLY, HE'S A BAD BET. 513 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:01,821 NOW LET'S ASK ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND. 514 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,356 - HEY! 515 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,624 JUSTIN'S RUN AWAY. 516 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,528 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - HE WENT TO NEW YORK! 517 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,530 - WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD. - WHAT? 518 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,400 - UM...HE TOOK YOUR CREDIT CARD. 519 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,667 - THAT LITTLE FUCK! 520 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,136 - HE'S GOING TO BECOME A GO-GO BOY IN CHELSEA. 521 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,071 AND HE'S GOING TO BE VERY SUCCESSFUL. 522 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,907 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 523 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,375 - GOD WRITES THE SCRIPT, SWEETIE, 524 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,611 I JUST SAY THE LINES. 525 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,516 - YOU BETTER FIND HIM AND BRING HIM BACK. 526 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,518 - I SEE YOU ON THE PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE. 527 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,652 - YEAH, THE FUCK YOU DO. 528 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,520 - AND BEFORE YOU LEAVE, 529 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:36,956 BE SURE TO CHECK THE AIR IN YOUR TIRES. 530 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,392 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 531 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,393 OW! 532 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,995 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 533 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,398 [upbeat music playing] 534 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:46,999 - SINCE WHEN IS HE MY RESPONSIBILITY? 535 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,001 - SINCE YOU TOOK HIM HOME AND FUCKED HIM! 536 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,037 - MA, PLEASE. - WELL, THAT'S THE TRUTH. 537 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,139 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH A LOT, 538 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,107 MORE THAN YOU SHOULD, BUT NOT THIS TIME. 539 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,809 NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO NEW YORK. 540 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:57,877 - THE FUCK I AM. 541 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:58,845 - AND YOU'RE BRINGING SUNSHINE HOME 542 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,514 IN EXACTLY THE CONDITION WHICH YOU FOUND HIM. 543 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,915 OTHERWISE IT'S NOT HIS PARENTS OR THE POLICE 544 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,016 YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER TO, HONEY. 545 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,184 YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER TO ME. 546 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,653 - WHY DO YOU CARE? 547 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,987 - 'CAUSE I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF 548 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:08,955 IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THAT KID. 549 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,757 I LOVE HIM LIKE MY SON. 550 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,659 HELL, YOU'RE ALL MY SONS. 551 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,962 - THANK YOU, ARTHUR MILLER. 552 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,130 LOOK, I MEAN NEW YORK'S A PRETTY BIG PLACE. 553 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,766 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND HIM? 554 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,568 - DAPHNE SAID HE'D BE IN CHELSEA. 555 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,637 - I'M NOT GOING TO NEW YORK. 556 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,639 - LOOK, I'LL GO WITH YOU. 557 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,007 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORK? 558 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,576 - I CAN MISS A DAY. 559 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,911 - SEE? YOU NEVER HAVE TO ASK THIS KID FOR ANYTHING. 560 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,980 - WELL, AS LONG AS THE BACKSEAT'S EMPTY, 561 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,615 I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL BE IN IT. 562 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,049 - YEAH, YEAH! COUNT ME IN. 563 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,785 - WHY DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO? 564 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,186 - "WH-WHY"? 565 00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,655 WHY? 566 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,791 - HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK THAT? 567 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,593 - BRIAN, YOU'RE ONE OF OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. 568 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,927 - I CAN'T LET YOU GO OFF ON THIS PERILOUS JOURNEY 569 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,828 ALL ON YOUR OWN! 570 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,063 - WE ARE GONNA BE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY. 571 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,733 - I'M REALLY TOUCHED. 572 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,536 WHAT'S THE REAL REASON? 573 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,039 both: ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! 574 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,942 ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! 575 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,680 WELL, IT'S--IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY NIGHT, 576 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,115 SO LET'S DO A "BUMP" AND, UH, STAY UP. 577 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,918 - PUT THAT SHIT AWAY. - [sniffing] 578 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,587 DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT VALIUM TO COME DOWN. 579 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,123 - IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'RE GOING TO GET ADDICTED. 580 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:19,492 - PLEASE! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS. 581 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,961 [zipper unzips] 582 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,930 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT CLOTHES TO TAKE. 583 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,965 - JUST, UM, PACK YOUR BASIC LITTLE BLACK DRESS. 584 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:29,569 WORKS FOR ALL OCCASIONS. 585 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,504 DAMN IT. WHERE IS IT? 586 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,605 - WHAT? 587 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,973 - THE BROADWAY ALBUM. 588 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,108 CAN'T GO TO THE BIG APPLE WITHOUT BARBRA. 589 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,176 [knock on door] 590 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,245 - ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! 591 00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:41,581 ROAD TRIP! ROAD... 592 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:42,682 TRIP. 593 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,784 - I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 594 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,853 - WELL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE. 595 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,855 - OH, OF COURSE I DID. 596 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,857 - NOW, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A TRIP TO NEW YORK? 597 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,091 - IN CASE WE GO CLUBBING, SHOULD I BRING 598 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,893 THE BLACK LEATHER OR THE ORANGE LEATHER? 599 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,695 DAVID! HI! 600 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:56,529 - HI, EMMETT. 601 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,030 - WELL, HI. 602 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,899 UM, HEY! YOU SHOULD COME WITH US. 603 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,934 BECAUSE AFTER SPENDING ALL NIGHT IN BRIAN'S JEEP, 604 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,836 BOY, WE ARE ALL GOING TO NEED... 605 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,272 ADJUSTMENTS. 606 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,611 - JUSTIN RAN AWAY, SO... 607 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,813 - YOU'VE DECIDED TO FORM A SEARCH PARTY? 608 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,048 - MM-HM. EMMETT AND TED AND ME. 609 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,183 - AND BRIAN. 610 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,318 "THE BOYS"! 611 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,821 WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO GO TO MELANIE AND LINDSAY'S? 612 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,624 OH, SHIT. I'M--I'M SORRY. I FORGOT. 613 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:26,225 - AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 614 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,994 YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 615 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,965 - THANKS. 616 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:36,636 - AND, UH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW, 617 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,806 I'VE BEEN THINKING SERIOUSLY... 618 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,742 VERY SERIOUSLY, ABOUT... 619 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:45,778 [sighs] YOU KNOW. 620 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,680 - LIVING TOGETHER. 621 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,048 - RIGHT. 622 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,149 - YOU HAVE A SAFE TRIP. 623 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,784 WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT. - OKAY. 624 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,922 - BUH-BYE, EMMETT. 625 00:25:55,955 --> 00:26:00,827 - I KNOW, IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY NIGHT. 626 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:17,610 all: * DAH-DIP, YEAH 627 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:20,212 - WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP? 628 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,313 - NO, NOT YOU, MA'AM. 629 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:23,315 - STOP BEING SUCH A PARTY POOP! 630 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,917 - THIS IS NOT A PARTY. 631 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:26,318 - STILL, A SONG AND A SNACK 632 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,287 CAN TURN ANY MOMENT INTO AN OCCASION. 633 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,693 - SO THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY MORE CHARGES ON MY VISA 634 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:36,362 EXCEPT FOR THE FLIGHT TO NEW YORK? 635 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:40,767 AND YOU'LL LET ME KNOW IF THERE ARE? 636 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,368 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SING SOME BARBRA. 637 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,103 - NO, I CAN'T DO BARBRA 638 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,038 UNLESS YOU'VE GOT THE LYRICS ON THE MONITOR. 639 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:46,906 - [gasps] 640 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,941 - REOW! - BITCH... 641 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:52,211 - IF ONE OF YOU STARTS TO SING PEOPLE... 642 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,046 I WILL LEAVE YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 643 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,181 WITHOUT STOPPING. 644 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,448 - HE'S NOT KIDDING. 645 00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:59,251 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'VE ALREADY TOLD ALL OUR BIG DICK STORIES. 646 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,953 - DISCUSSED ANTI-GAY LEGISLATION. 647 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,855 - WHAT WE THINK OF BETTE'S NEW SERIES. 648 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:05,157 - AND LET'S SEE, WE'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD... 649 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:06,859 OH, 27 MINUTES. 650 00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:08,260 ONLY FIVE HOURS LEFT TO KILL. 651 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,030 - AND IF ANYONE CAN KILL THEM, YOU CAN. 652 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:13,332 - [whispering] HA HA HA. 653 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,669 - GOD, WE MUST BE OUT OF OUR FUCKING MINDS TO DO THIS. 654 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,738 - YOU WOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT IF WE WERE GOING AFTER 655 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,106 THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE WORLD. 656 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,442 - YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE HE'D BE GOING AFTER ME. 657 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,312 - ALL RIGHT, SO HOW DO WE FIND LITTLE BOY LOST? 658 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,247 - MYSTERIOUS MARILYN SAID HE'D BE IN CHELSEA. 659 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,751 - YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT? 660 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:34,420 - YOU KNOW, BRIAN, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR FAITH 661 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:35,922 IN A HIGHER POWER 662 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,257 AND TRUST THAT EVERYTHING'S GOING TO WORK OUT. 663 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:39,225 [tire blows] 664 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,092 - JESUS! 665 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:43,062 [tires screeching] 666 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,800 - RUNNING OFF TO NEW YORK. 667 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,336 THERE'S AN ORIGINAL EXCUSE TO CANCEL AT THE LAST MINUTE. 668 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,471 - IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING MICHAEL'S ALONG. 669 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:55,041 JUST TO MAKE SURE BRIAN DOESN'T GET DISTRACTED. 670 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,043 - IF--IF YOU'D RATHER I NOT STAY... 671 00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,445 - DON'T BE SILLY! SO IT'LL BE JUST THE THREE OF US. 672 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,247 - NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD PLANNED. 673 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,782 - AND WE ALL KNOW WHO TO THANK 674 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,917 FOR THINGS NOT WORKING OUT THE WAY WE PLANNED. 675 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,786 - HON, WOULD YOU CHECK... - ON GUS? YEAH. 676 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,055 - AND IF YOU COULD ON... - CHECK ON DINNER? NO PROBLEM. 677 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,289 DAVID, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WINE? 678 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,357 - MERLOT? OR SOME... - CHARDONNAY? 679 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,926 - UH, CHARDONNAY. - OOH, AND BE SURE TO USE THE... 680 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,963 - WINE GOBLETS YOUR AUNT ESTHER GAVE US. 681 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:17,964 - YOU TWO ARE AMAZING. 682 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,198 both: WE ARE? 683 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,067 - YOU'RE LIKE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS. 684 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,069 THE WAY YOU THINK TOGETHER, MOVE TOGETHER, 685 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,170 YOU EVEN FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES. 686 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,038 - WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS AFTER SIX YEARS. 687 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,074 YOU JUST... - BECOME ONE. 688 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,208 [both laugh] 689 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,210 - I'D LIKE THAT FOR MICHAEL AND ME. 690 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,479 - IT'LL HAPPEN. - OH, YOU TWO ARE A PERFECT FIT. 691 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,481 - I DON'T KNOW. 692 00:28:35,514 --> 00:28:38,951 I MIGHT HAVE PUSHED TOO HARD. 693 00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,853 THAT MIGHT BE WHY HE RAN AWAY. 694 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,388 - AH, HE'LL BE BACK. - OH, AND BELIEVE ME, 695 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:45,324 AFTER A NIGHT WITH EMMETT, TED, AND BRIAN, 696 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:47,960 YOU'LL BE LOOKING DAMN GOOD. 697 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,361 - [laughs] 698 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,362 CHEERS TO THAT. 699 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,831 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 700 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,232 - FUCK! 701 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,435 - MYSTERIOUS MARILYN WAS RIGHT. 702 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,905 - HOORAY FOR HER. 703 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,440 - SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO? - WELL, I... 704 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,476 COULD ALWAYS DISPLAY A WELL-TURNED ANKLE. 705 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,078 - YEAH, A LOT OF GOOD THAT'LL DO US. 706 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,480 OR... 707 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,016 I CAN CHANGE A TIRE. 708 00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:11,851 [laughing] 709 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,385 - YOU CANNOT CHANGE A TIRE. 710 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,254 - I KNOW YOU ALL JUST THINK OF ME 711 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:16,889 AS THIS NELLY RETAIL-QUEEN, 712 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,925 BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS, I MAKE IT MY BUSINESS 713 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,359 TO KNOW ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO 714 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:21,293 WITH LUG NUTS. 715 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:22,528 - OF COURSE. 716 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:25,464 - NOW, LIKE ANY GOOD MAGICIAN, 717 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:27,900 I'LL NEED AN ASSISTANT FROM THE AUDIENCE. 718 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:31,270 - YOU! THE LOVELY BRUNETTE IN THE FRONT ROW. 719 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:32,905 COME WITH ME. 720 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:36,542 THIS... 721 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:41,013 - [chuckles] 722 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:42,381 - [sighs] 723 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,016 I ONLY HAVE ONE, 724 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,451 FOR YOU AND ME. 725 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,390 - EXCUSE ME. 726 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:53,025 OKAY. 727 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,360 [clatter] 728 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:56,896 - [clears throat] 729 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,230 - [inhales deeply] 730 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:01,333 IT'S STRONG. 731 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,039 - [coughing] 732 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,807 - TOLD YOU. 733 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:14,313 SO HERE WE ARE. 734 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,348 BRIAN AND MIKEY'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. 735 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:17,549 - [chuckles] 736 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,919 - HERE WE GO. 737 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,454 - AH THIS SURE ISN'T HOW I WAS PLANNING TO SPEND MY EVENING. 738 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,423 - YEAH? HOW DID YOU THINK YOU'D BE SPENDING IT? 739 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:29,461 - GOING WITH DAVID TO DINNER AT LINDSAY AND MELANIE'S. 740 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:30,897 - AWW. 741 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,598 DINNER PARTIES. 742 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,166 COUPLES! 743 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,434 CHRIST, MIKEY. 744 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,469 IS THIS THE LIFE I RAISED YOU TO LIVE? 745 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,438 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR SENSE OF FUN 746 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,073 AND YOUR THIRST FOR ADVENTURE? 747 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,409 - I'M HERE WITH YOU, AREN'T I? 748 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:48,380 STRANDED ON THE TURNPIKE. 749 00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:50,382 - YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO MISS THE MOST. 750 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:53,452 TIMES LIKE THIS, WHEN IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 751 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,425 BUT NOW YOU HAVE THE DOC. 752 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,930 SO HOW BIG IS HIS DICK, ANYWAY? 753 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,198 - I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU! 754 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,968 - WHEN HE COMES, DOES HE RUN TO THE SHOWER OR DOES HE... 755 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,970 LAY THERE AND HOLD YOU TIGHT, 756 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,172 ALL WET AND STICKY? 757 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,941 - HE LAYS THERE AND HOLDS ME, 758 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:17,910 ALL WET AND STICKY. 759 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:20,479 - I GUESS HE DOES LOVE YOU. 760 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:23,382 - I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS. 761 00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:28,554 - I'M GLAD YOU CAME WITH ME. 762 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,489 - WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR EACH OTHER. 763 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,391 - YOU MORE THAN ME. 764 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:33,525 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 765 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,161 - YEAH, IT IS. 766 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,529 I KNOW I CAN BE SHITTY TO YOU SOMETIMES. 767 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:40,066 I KNOW THAT. 768 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,434 BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS LOVE ME, 769 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:46,138 NO MATTER WHAT. 770 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:47,273 - I DO. 771 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:50,276 - [grunts] 772 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:52,478 - I DO TOO. 773 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:54,480 ALWAYS HAVE. 774 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:58,517 I ALWAYS WILL. 775 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:01,087 I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD HAVE MADE IT WITHOUT YOU. 776 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:13,966 [tools clattering] 777 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,501 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 778 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,469 WE'RE READY TO ROLL. 779 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,142 NOW! 780 00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,544 - DAVID'S GREAT, ISN'T HE? 781 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,180 - OH, MICHAEL'S DAMN LUCKY! 782 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,082 LET'S JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T BLOW IT. 783 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,353 - WHAT'S THIS? 784 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:41,727 "THIS CARD ENTITLES THE BEARER TO ONE YEAR OFF. 785 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:47,133 TO TAKE CARE OF THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY." 786 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,467 - I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS. 787 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,568 - BUT HOW? 788 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:52,304 - IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW. 789 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:54,506 - I MADE IT WORK. - OHH... 790 00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:59,378 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! 791 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:02,214 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 792 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:17,729 - MM. 793 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,108 [baby crying] 794 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,345 - [sighs] 795 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:34,580 - I'M SORRY, I... 796 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,248 - NO, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 797 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,617 - I HAVE TO. - I KNOW. 798 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,252 I KNOW. 799 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:42,020 [crying continues] 800 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,502 - * THIS TOWN 801 00:33:56,535 --> 00:34:00,539 * HOW I LOVE THIS TOWN 802 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,075 * THIS TOWN 803 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:07,613 * HAS ALL I NEED 804 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,815 * EVERYWHERE I TURN 805 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:13,685 * THE BIRDS ARE SINGIN' 806 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,820 - OH, MY GOD, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 807 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,655 SO MANY CUTE BOYS IN YOUR LIFE? 808 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,590 - JEEZ, IT'S LIKE A PORN-STAR CONVENTION. 809 00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:20,759 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR JUSTIN. 810 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,394 - NO, MA, WE HAVEN'T FOUND HIM YET. 811 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,363 WE'LL KEEP LOOKING. - OKAY. 812 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,431 - OKAY, YEAH. I NEED A BREAK. 813 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:26,732 WHAT SAY WE HIT A HOMO BAR? 814 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:27,799 - ALL RIGHT, UH, 815 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,635 HOW ABOUT "THE LURE"? 816 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,570 "LEATHER, UNIFORM, RUBBER"? 817 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,439 - NAH. NO RUBBER. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RUBBER. 818 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:36,675 IT ACCENTUATES MY HIPS. - FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. 819 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:37,843 - GOOD NEWS? 820 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:41,380 - SOMEONE'S BEEN USING MY CREDIT CARD. 821 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,581 - [laughs] 822 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,450 - I'LL MEET YOU GUYS BACK HERE IN AN HOUR. 823 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:47,853 - * OH, NEW YORK CITY 824 00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:52,158 * HOW I LOVE THIS TOWN 825 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:54,626 * THIS OL' TOWN 826 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,295 - SEEMS TO ME WE'RE HEADED THE WRONG DIRECTION. 827 00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:57,363 - YEAH! SOMETHING... 828 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:58,597 - I THINK SOMETHING'S TELLING ME 829 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,832 THAT THIS THING'S IN THIS DIRECTION. 830 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,235 - * WHERE I TURN, BIRDIES ARE SINGIN' * 831 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:04,736 [knock on door] 832 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,739 [woman screaming and man cackling on TV] 833 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,477 [pounding on door] 834 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,222 - YOU WANNA COME IN? 835 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,556 - AH, WHY NOT? 836 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,657 SINCE I'M PAYING FOR IT. 837 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,629 NEW YORK'S AMAZING. 838 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,165 I WENT CLUBBING LAST NIGHT TILL 6:00 IN THE MORNING. 839 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,467 AND THE GUYS, WHEW! THE GUYS ARE... 840 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,903 - DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS? 841 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,505 - I FIGURED, SOONER OR LATER, 842 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,707 SOMEONE WOULD COME AND ARREST ME. 843 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:45,777 BUT I WAS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD FIND ME FIRST. 844 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:49,281 - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 845 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:52,184 NOW PACK YOUR SHIT, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING BACK. 846 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,486 - BACK? 847 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,222 BACK TO WHAT? 848 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,290 MY PARENTS DON'T WANT ME. 849 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,259 YOU...DON'T WANT ME. 850 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,494 MY LIFE'S A FUCKING MESS, BRIAN. 851 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:04,430 - YEAH, WELL, WHOSE ISN'T? 852 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:08,600 BUT WE'RE GOING TO STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT. 853 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:09,468 FIRST THING WHEN WE GET BACK, 854 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,802 WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOU A PLACE TO LIVE. 855 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:11,670 - WHY CAN'T I LIVE WITH YOU? 856 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,439 - BECAUSE MY PLACE IS ONLY BIG ENOUGH 857 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:15,941 FOR ONE PERSON-- THAT'S ME. 858 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,982 NOW LISTEN UP. 859 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:28,254 WE'RE GOING BACK TO GLORIOUS PITTSBURGH, 860 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,988 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 861 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,690 YOU'RE GOING TO TURN 18, 862 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,592 AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY BACK EVERY CENT 863 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:35,994 YOU CHARGED ON MY CREDIT CARD. 864 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,829 - BY THE WAY, 865 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,766 I DIDN'T GO OUT CLUBBING. 866 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:44,570 I DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE THE ROOM. 867 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:47,739 - WELL, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE. 868 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,308 - YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. 869 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,709 - YOU SHOULD GO TAKE A SHOWER. 870 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,010 - YEAH, PROBABLY SHOULD. 871 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,779 I MUST STINK. [sniffs] 872 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,214 - YEAH. 873 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,952 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A ROUGH NIGHT. 874 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,760 YOU NEED HELP? 875 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,743 [What I'm Thinking Of] 876 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:29,915 * 877 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,517 * THE FLICKERING LIGHTS 878 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:33,319 * ON ALL NIGHT 879 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:35,354 * ENDLESS VIDEO SCREEN 880 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,489 * AND IT AIN'T RIGHT 881 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:38,957 * A KNOCK ON THE DOOR 882 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,892 * DO YOU NEED SOME MORE 883 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:44,396 * BABY, WHERE YOU BEEN 884 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,998 * MM, I'VE GOT A THING OR TWO 885 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,034 * UP MY SLEEVE 886 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:52,504 * 887 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,573 * AND I'VE BEEN WAITING 888 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,475 * SO STEP ON IN 889 00:37:56,508 --> 00:38:00,045 * TO THE WORLD OF MY DIRTY THOUGHTS * 890 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:02,781 * I'VE BEEN WAITING 891 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:04,015 * SO STEP ON IN 892 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,352 * TO MY DIRTY THOUGHTS 893 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:07,886 * BABY, WHERE YOU BEEN 894 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,356 * I BEEN WAITING 895 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,690 * SO STEP ON IN 896 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:15,327 * TO THE WORLD OF MY DIRTY THOUGHTS * 897 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,896 * I BEEN WAITING 898 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,498 * SO STEP ON IN 899 00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,400 * TO MY DIRTY THOUGHTS 900 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:24,102 * BABY, WHERE YOU BEEN 901 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:29,641 * 902 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:32,077 [grunting] 903 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,813 - MMM. 904 00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:50,095 - * I BEEN WAITING 905 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:52,431 - * AND I BEEN WAITING 906 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:54,032 * SO STEP ON IN 907 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:57,869 * TO THE WORLD OF MY DIRTY THOUGHTS * 908 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,005 * I BEEN WAITING 909 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:01,707 * SO STEP ON IN 910 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,609 * TO MY DIRTY THOUGHTS 911 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:05,844 * BABY, WHERE YOU BEEN 912 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,846 * I BEEN WAITING 913 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,648 * SO STEP ON IN 914 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:13,452 * TO THE WORLD OF MY DIRTY THOUGHTS * 915 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:16,121 * I BEEN WAITING, SO STEP ON IN... * 916 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:18,490 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S STAYING HERE? 917 00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:20,626 - I TALKED TO HIS MOM. SHE'S ALL FOR IT. 918 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:21,793 - WELL, I'M NOT! 919 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,129 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH DAVID. 920 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,597 - IT'S STILL MY ROOM. 921 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:27,599 IT'S STILL GOT SOME OF MY THINGS IN IT. 922 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:30,068 - WELL, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO MOVE SOME OF YOUR THINGS OUT. 923 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:33,905 SUNSHINE'S GONNA NEED THE CLOSET SPACE. 924 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:36,708 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. THANKS A FUCKING LOT. 925 00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:37,543 - WAIT A MINUTE. 926 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,745 BRIAN FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT. 927 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,447 - WHY, DEB, 928 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,915 THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME. 929 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:46,017 - DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK. - DON'T WORRY. 930 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,186 I PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 931 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:52,991 - YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO BE DOING UNSCHEDULED CHECKS. 932 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,893 AND IF ANYTHING'S MISSING... 933 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:56,762 OR DAMAGED... 934 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:59,465 - WHY DON'T YOU TWO BOYS RUN ALONG 935 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,500 AND LET ME EXPLAIN THE RULES OF THE HOUSE 936 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,069 TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY? 937 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:06,071 - MORE RULES? 938 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,643 - STARTING WITH: 939 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:15,481 NO BRINGING TRICKS HOME AFTER MIDNIGHT. 940 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,048 [door closes] 941 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:25,190 - HEY! THE TRAVELER RETURNS! 942 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,792 [kiss] 943 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,933 SO HOW WAS NEW YORK? 944 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:37,168 - I--I REALLY DIDN'T GET TO SEE MUCH OF IT. 945 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,970 - WELL, IN A WAY, I'M GLAD. 946 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:42,508 GIVES ME THE CHANCE TO SHOW YOU MYSELF. 947 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,576 OH, SO, UM... 948 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:49,014 CAN I, UH... - GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT? 949 00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:52,083 - YOU JUST FINISHED MY SENTENCE. 950 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:55,721 - I'M SORRY. - NO, NO. THAT'S NICE. 951 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,055 - NICE. - OH. 952 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:02,160 - GO. 953 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,963 - I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT... 954 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,232 - MOVING IN. MM-HM. 955 00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:10,001 - I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT PRACTICALLY THE ENTIRE TIME. 956 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:11,102 [both chuckle] 957 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,839 - AND? 958 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:16,842 - AND... 959 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:21,246 I LOVE YOU. 960 00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:23,214 I REALLY DO. 961 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:28,654 BUT... 962 00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:36,595 - THE ANSWER IS NO? 963 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:40,065 - I'M JUST NOT READY. 964 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:42,300 - OH, I-I UNDERSTAND. 965 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:46,004 - YOU DO? 966 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:49,975 - ALL THE EXCITEMENT AND THE ADVENTURE OF... 967 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,877 TAKING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 968 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:55,146 WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO NEW YORK. 969 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,749 BEING WITH BRIAN. 970 00:41:57,783 --> 00:42:00,051 THE MEMORIES. THE HISTORY. 971 00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:04,189 I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT. 972 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,992 NO, ALL I HAVE TO OFFER IS ME. 973 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,127 US. 974 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,196 THIS HOME. 975 00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:20,305 - CAN'T WE STILL BE BOYFRIENDS? 976 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:22,908 - WE COULD BE. 977 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:24,542 WE... 978 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:32,651 BUT I-I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, MICHAEL. 979 00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:35,754 I WANT A PARTNER. 980 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:49,100 - [sighs] 981 00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:07,185 [door closes] 982 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:13,224 [shower running] 983 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,860 - MORNING, BEAUTIFUL. 984 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:20,398 - I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU. COME ON IN. 985 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,833 - SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO 986 00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:24,235 ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING? 987 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,972 - WELL, THOUGHT WE'D MAKE BREAKFAST, 988 00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:29,374 AND THEN WE'D READ THE PAPER, 989 00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:33,679 AND THEN WE'D SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY IN BED. 990 00:43:33,712 --> 00:43:35,180 - AH. 991 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,156 JUST WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 992 00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:50,095 - * NEVER MAKING UP MY MIND 993 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:53,431 * 994 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:57,268 * I PUSH AND PULL IN ALL DIRECTIONS * 995 00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:59,771 * 996 00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:04,109 * NEVER SURE JUST WHAT I'LL FIND * 997 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,945 * MAN OUT OF TIME 998 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:12,718 * 999 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:16,287 * LOST ALONE, NOT MUCH HOPE 1000 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:19,390 * 1001 00:44:19,424 --> 00:44:22,861 * THIS PAIN WON'T BE FOREVER * 1002 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:25,764 * 1003 00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:30,301 * CAN YOU SEE WHO I REALLY AM * 1004 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:33,271 * WHO'S THAT STUPID 1005 00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:36,875 * OR THAT CLEVER 1006 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,911 * I'M MY OWN 1007 00:44:39,945 --> 00:44:42,848 * ENEMY 1008 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:46,051 * I'M MY OWN 1009 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:49,320 * ENEMY 1010 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,724 * I'M MY OWN 1011 00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:55,961 * ENEMY 1012 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:58,797 * IN THE MIRROR 1013 00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:03,835 * STARES AT ME 1014 00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:07,072 * BOTH AGREE THIS CAN'T GO ON * 1015 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:10,375 * 1016 00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:14,179 * BEST IS GONE, NOW'S THE WORST * 1017 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,815 * 1018 00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:21,219 * IT'S ONLY A QUESTION OF TIME * 1019 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:24,222 * WHO WILL LET GO 1020 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:27,525 * AND LET GO FIRST 1021 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:30,962 * I'M MY OWN 1022 00:45:30,996 --> 00:45:33,965 * ENEMY 1023 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:37,168 * I'M MY OWN 1024 00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:40,438 * ENEMY 1025 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:43,474 * I'M MY OWN 1026 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:47,112 * ENEMY 1027 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,947 * ENEMY 69945

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