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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,145 [Greek Buck's Spunk] 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,081 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,083 * TAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:23,057 * 5 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,467 * ONE, TWO, THREE 6 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,245 - IN CASE YOU WEREN'T THERE, I GOTTA TELL YA, 7 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,815 LAST SATURDAY NIGHT AT BABYLON WAS... 8 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,783 TO DIE FOR. 9 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:58,526 - WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE SAY SOMETHING? 10 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,363 - OKAY. 11 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,099 SO IT'S LATE, AND I'M LEAVING BABYLON, 12 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,268 AND THERE'S THIS REALLY HOT GUY. 13 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,171 [dance music] 14 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:17,245 * 15 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:21,115 AND HE'S, LIKE, PERFECT. 16 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,316 - HOW PERFECT? 17 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,618 - PERFECT. 18 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:27,621 AND WE END UP... AT MY PLACE. 19 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,890 - SO I WORK WITH EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED KIDS, 20 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,393 AND I REALLY LOVE IT. 21 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,230 AND I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THE GAY WATER POLO TEAM. 22 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,799 - YOU'RE REALLY WELL-ROUNDED. 23 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,202 SO WE'RE MAKING OUT, 24 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,271 AND IN MY MIND, I'M PICTURING HIM IN A SPEEDO 25 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,306 WITH THE FLAG ON IT. 26 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,642 - SAY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO BRAZIL? 27 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,544 - UM, NO. HAVE YOU? 28 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:53,681 - JUST CAME BACK. IT'S FABULOUS. 29 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,216 - GREAT BEACHES, I HEAR. 30 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,384 - YEAH. 31 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,219 ONLY, THEY HAVE THESE THINGS. 32 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,753 - THINGS? 33 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,156 - UH, PARASITE THINGS. 34 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,658 THEY LIVE IN THE SAND, AND THEY SORT OF... 35 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,761 BURROW THEMSELVES RIGHT UP IN THERE. 36 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,363 - HE HAD THEM-- 37 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:13,167 BRAZILIAN BEACH PARASITES IN HIS ASS. 38 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,369 - OH, GOD! [laughs] 39 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:16,904 WELL, AT LEAST YOU FOUND OUT BEFORE YOU GOT TOO FAR. 40 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,439 - [shudders] 41 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,640 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 42 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,610 - WE WERE JUST GETTING STARTED. 43 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,513 [techno music] 44 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,182 I FEEL LIKE A 1991 MADONNA VIDEO. 45 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,717 UM, DO YOU HAVE THIS IN A SIZE LARGER? 46 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,386 - CAN WE HURRY THIS ALONG? 47 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,921 I'VE GOT A BRIDE AND GROOM TO DO IN THE MORNING. 48 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,390 - SO YOU'RE BI? 49 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,759 - NO. THEY'RE DEAD-- 50 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:41,729 CAR CRASH. 51 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,498 - YOU WENT HOME WITH-- 52 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,899 - AN UNDERTAKER. MM-HMM. 53 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,535 - I FUCKED AN UNDERTAKER ONCE. 54 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,602 - YOU DID? WHEN? 55 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:53,407 - HE TOLD ME SOMETIMES THEY SEW THE MOUTHS SHUT. 56 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,942 - [groans] 57 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,810 WHAT ABOUT YOU, BRIAN? 58 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,580 WHAT'D YOU DO? 59 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,951 [dance music] 60 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:09,823 * 61 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:14,328 - I MADE IT AN EARLY EVENING. 62 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,430 - YOU KNOW, UM, WHEN I GO, 63 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,632 PROMISE YOU WON'T LET THEM SEW MY MOUTH SHUT? 64 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,235 BECAUSE WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN AND I MEET NATALIE WOOD, 65 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,671 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY, "NATALIE! IT'S EMMETT! 66 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,938 WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT?" 67 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,707 [laughter] 68 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,376 - HEY! 69 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:31,845 SHOULDN'T YOU BOYS BE GETTING TO THE HOSPITAL? 70 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,586 - SCHMIDT, TED. 71 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,688 - ARE YOU FAMILY? - FRIENDS. 72 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,357 UH, WE KNOW HE'S, LIKE, IN A COMA AND EVERYTHING. 73 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,858 WE'D JUST LIKE TO BE WITH HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 74 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:45,859 IF THAT'S OKAY. 75 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,661 - I'LL SEE. 76 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,431 - THE NURSES' STATION. 77 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,700 I USED TO THINK IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH RADIO. 78 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,535 [deep voice] "ALL NURSING, ALL THE TIME." 79 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,536 [chuckling] 80 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,870 - HELLO. 81 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,006 I'M MARGARET SCHMIDT. 82 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,809 I'M TED'S MOTHER. 83 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,878 IF YOU NEED PERMISSION TO SEE HIM, I'LL GIVE IT. 84 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,748 I-I'M SURE HE'D APPRECIATE IT. 85 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:08,982 - I'M MICHAEL. 86 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,018 THIS IS EMMETT AND BRIAN. 87 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,753 WE'RE TED'S FRIENDS. 88 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,623 - HE'S STILL IN THE COMA. 89 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,359 HE LOOKS LIKE HE DID WHEN HE WAS A BOY, 90 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:21,595 WHEN HE SLEPT. 91 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:25,799 THEY DON'T THINK HE'LL COME OUT OF IT. 92 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,005 I SAT BY HIS BED... 93 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,507 ALL NIGHT. 94 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:37,711 ABOUT 5:00 IN THE MORNING, IT OCCURRED TO ME... 95 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:43,951 LOVING SOMEONE'S NOT THE SAME AS KNOWING THEM. 96 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,564 [faint dance music] 97 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,666 * 98 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,101 - BRIAN! 99 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,041 [birds chirping] 100 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,344 - JUSTIN? [knock at door] 101 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,646 JUSTIN, YOU'RE LATE! 102 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,519 - ALL RIGHT, I'M UP. I'M UP. 103 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,787 - YOU GOT TEN MINUTES. 104 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,656 - I'M TAKING A SHOWER, OKAY? 105 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:28,061 [water running] 106 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,995 I'M OUT OF SHAMPOO. 107 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,867 - I'LL GET YOU SOME. 108 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,669 [heart monitor beeping] 109 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,947 - WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS? 110 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,616 I MEAN, WHO, UH, GAVE HIM THE DRUGS? 111 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,952 - I BET IT WAS THAT GUY BLAKE WHO WAS CRUISING HIM ALL NIGHT. 112 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:28,055 - THINK WE SHOULD TELL SOMEONE? - NO. 113 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:34,061 - HIS MOM SAID SHE'D CALL US IF THERE WAS ANY CHANGE. 114 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,829 - YOU KNOW, HE'S THE FIRST. 115 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,066 THE FIRST ALMOST-DEAD GUY I SORT OF HAD SEX WITH. 116 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,168 - YOU HAD SEX WITH TED? - YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH TED. 117 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:44,137 - WHEN DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH-- - SORT-OF SEX... 118 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,039 AT THIS SEMI ORGY. 119 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,610 - "SEMI"? WHEN? 120 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,012 - YOU KNOW THAT WEEKEND THAT JOHN-JOHN'S PLANE WENT DOWN? 121 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,146 - OH, GOD. 122 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,883 THEY KEPT SHOWING HIM ON THE BEACH WITH HIS SHIRT OFF. 123 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,785 I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO JERK OFF OR WEEP. 124 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:01,555 - SO DID-- SO DID YOU, LIKE, PLAN IT? 125 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,991 - IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENED. 126 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,693 THINGS DO. 127 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,061 - [laughs] 128 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,632 - IT WAS SCOTT AND KEVIN, THE TODDS. 129 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,601 AND TED SHOWS UP WITH MY TAXES, 130 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:17,538 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE'RE ALL DOING IT, AND... 131 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,540 HE EVEN TRIED TO FUCK ME. 132 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:23,076 - HE'S IN THERE. 133 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,814 HIS LIFE'S LIKE THIS-- DOT ON A SCREEN. 134 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,181 AND IT COULD BE US. 135 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,984 - NO, IT COULD NOT BE US... 136 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,754 BECAUSE WE KNOW BETTER. 137 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,823 WE KNOW NOT TO BELIEVE PRETTY LITTLE BLONDE BOYS 138 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:38,692 WHO TELL YOU THAT "IT'S REALLY GOOD SHIT," 139 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,729 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 140 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,231 TED DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 141 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,700 AND HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU ONLY DO DRUGS WITH YOUR FRIENDS 142 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,770 BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU. 143 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,743 NOW I'VE TO GO TO WORK. 144 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,111 I HAVE TO BE BRILLIANT. 145 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,582 - F. SCOTT FITZGERALD-- 146 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,852 CLASSIC PROFILE, FAMOUSLY HANDSOME, 147 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,220 AND THE GREAT GATSBY, 148 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:10,991 WHICH CAPTURES A PARTICULAR AMERICAN YEARNING. 149 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,594 AND WHAT DO I MEAN BY THAT, HMM? 150 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,195 - [laughs] 151 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,899 - JUSTIN? 152 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:23,170 - UH, YEARNING'S WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING REALLY BADLY. 153 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,607 LIKE... SO BAD, IT HURTS. 154 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,576 - EXACTLY. 155 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:32,613 IT NEEDS TO HURT TO BE WORTHY OF THE WORD. 156 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,281 OTHERWISE, IT'S JUST WANTING, 157 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:37,250 AS REPRESENTED IN "THE GATSBY" 158 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,921 BY THE GREEN LIGHT ACROSS THE WATER. 159 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:44,658 YOU CAN SEE IT, BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT. 160 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,831 MR. HOBBS. 161 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,602 MR. HOBBS, ARE YOUR PARENTS REALLY PAYING FOR YOU 162 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,670 TO HAVE ANOTHER TESTOSTERONE OUTBURST? 163 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,939 - I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING. - EXACTLY. 164 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,207 BUT YOU WILL BE AFTER SCHOOL. 165 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,975 - I HAVE FOOTBALL PRACTICE. 166 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,310 - NOT TODAY. 167 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,680 TODAY YOU'LL BE CLEANING OUT THE ATHLETIC ROOM. 168 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,649 THE ONLY THING WE FIGHT ABOUT IN THIS ROOM, 169 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,051 MR. HOBBS... 170 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,053 IS INTERPRETATION. 171 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,191 - MRS. SCHMIDT, WE'RE GOING TO WORK. 172 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,761 I-IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE, IF... 173 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,664 - THEY SAID HE TOOK AN OVERDOSE OF A-- 174 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,932 A DRUG I'VE NEVER HEARD OF. 175 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,934 - WELL, HE WASN'T A-- A DRUG USER. 176 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,671 - HE MUST HAVE MET SOMEONE THAT NIGHT... 177 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,840 AND TOOK HIM HOME. 178 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,945 - MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING, MICHAEL? 179 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,347 - SURE. 180 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:44,818 - IF MY SON HAD BEEN STRAIGHT, 181 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,620 IF HE HAD TAKEN A WOMAN HOME, 182 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,956 DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE RUN OFF 183 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,659 AND LEFT HIM THERE TO DIE? 184 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,341 - NEED SOME HELP? 185 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,110 - [sighs] THIS SUCKS. 186 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,245 - YEAH. THEY NEED YOU AT PRACTICE. 187 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,114 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY DO? 188 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,750 I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTO, LIKE, SPORTS AND SHIT. 189 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,085 - SOME. 190 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,688 - YEAH, WELL, YOU SURE KEEP IT A SECRET. 191 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:24,658 I'M SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF THIS SHIT CLEANED UP OUT OF HERE. 192 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,996 WOW. YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG. 193 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,799 - [chuckles] THAT'S MY OTHER SECRET. 194 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,001 - I CAN'T DO THIS FUCKING COPY. 195 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,770 - EXCUSE ME FOR BARGING IN. 196 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,707 THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. 197 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,408 AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, 198 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,076 I'M TED'S LAWYER. 199 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,344 - SO? 200 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,814 - SO YOU NEED TO KNOW TED MADE A LIVING WILL. 201 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,949 DO YOU HAVE ONE? - NO. 202 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,183 - WELL, YOU SHOULD. 203 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:54,187 BUT I'M NOT YOUR LAWYER, I'M HIS. 204 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:57,024 ANYWAY, HE'S MADE YOU RESPONSIBLE. 205 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,025 - FOR WHAT? 206 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,928 - FOR DECIDING, SHOULD HE EVER BE INCOMPETENT 207 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,229 OR UNABLE TO MAKE A DECISION, 208 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,431 WHETHER TO BE KEPT ALIVE BY EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES 209 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,167 OR BE PERMITTED TO DIE. 210 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,369 - ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT TED WANTS ME TO DECIDE 211 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,138 WHETHER OR NOT TO PULL THE PLUG? 212 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,040 - I TRIED TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT. 213 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,441 - AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT THIS? 214 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,978 - IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG. - YEAH, IT DOES. 215 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,749 I'M THIS SECRET YOU TWO HAVE BEEN SHARING. 216 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,150 WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME? 217 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,352 - I WAS HOPING I WOULDN'T HAVE TO, 218 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,454 THAT THE SITUATION WOULD NEVER ARISE. 219 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,823 - WELL, IT HAS. IT'S ARISEN NOW. 220 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,925 - AND NOW YOU KNOW. 221 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,818 - SUZANNE SHEPLEY, BIG WHORE-- 222 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,853 SHE'LL BLOW YOU, BUT SHE WON'T FUCK 223 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,288 IF YOU'RE IN THIS SCHOOL, 224 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,491 ONLY IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, PREFERABLY CATHOLIC. 225 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,393 - SHE SEEMED LIKE A DYKE TO ME. 226 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,028 - NO, MAN, SHE'S NOT A DYKE. 227 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,764 SHE'S A WHORE. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 228 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,133 [both laugh] 229 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,505 SO YOU KNOW MARY FRANCES COTTALLUTTO? 230 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,173 - HMM? 231 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,475 - SO SHE COMES OVER TO INTERVIEW ME FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER 232 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,345 ABOUT BEING THIS GREAT ATHLETE AND SHIT. 233 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:29,149 AND IT'S 4:00, AND MY MOM WON'T BE HOME TILL 6:00. 234 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,787 SO I TELL HER WHAT A TOUCHDOWN IS LIKE, 235 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,255 AND THEN SHE GRABS MY DICK. 236 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:39,192 - NO. - OH, YEAH, SHE WENT FOR IT. 237 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:44,131 NOT ONLY THAT, SHE UNZIPS MY FLY. 238 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,566 SHE'S GOT MY DICK, 239 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,468 AND SHE'S GOT ALL THESE RINGS ON. 240 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:52,806 THEY'RE COLD, BUT HER HAND'S WARM. 241 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:57,410 AND SHE'S RUBBING... AND RUBBING. 242 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,881 [panting] OH, YEAH. 243 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,884 AND THEN SHE'S GOT TO GO HOME, 244 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:08,288 YOU KNOW, AND I'M THERE, 245 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,357 AND I'M... 246 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,325 - YOU'RE HARD. 247 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,328 - [exhales deeply] 248 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:28,842 [panting] 249 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,546 [moaning] 250 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,953 - * YOU KNOW I NEED, 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL I GOT * 251 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,189 * COME ON 252 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,623 [both moaning] 253 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,560 * COME ON 254 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,496 * COME ON 255 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,998 - [moaning, gasping] 256 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,633 - * COME ON 257 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,235 - [grunts] 258 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,539 - * COME ON 259 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,076 - [panting] 260 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,212 [door opens] 261 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,215 - OH, SHIT. [zipper closes] 262 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,219 - SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING? 263 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:16,489 - I, UH-- I AM WORKING, MR. HORNER. 264 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:20,327 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY. 265 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,130 HOW COME I CAN'T GET MY GLUTES TO LOOK LIKE THAT? 266 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,498 - MAYBE YOU'RE NOT PROPERLY VISUALIZING THE MUSCLE GROUP. 267 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,267 - OH, I'M VISUALIZING IT, ALL RIGHT-- 268 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,535 ON MY FACE. 269 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,538 [both laugh] 270 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,976 - [sighs] 271 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,145 WHY ME? 272 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,580 WHY NOT HIS MOTHER? 273 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,681 WHY NOT YOU? 274 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,951 - BECAUSE I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING. 275 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,218 WHO, IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, 276 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,120 WOULD GIVE ME POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH? 277 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,289 - I COULDN'T DO IT, EITHER. 278 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,459 - I DON'T EVEN LIKE TED. - OH, COME ON, YOU DO SO. 279 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,961 - WELL, NOT ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE 280 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,962 FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE. 281 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,030 - WELL, HE MUST HAVE WANTED YOU FOR A REASON. 282 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,999 - MAYBE HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. 283 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:03,136 - "I LOVE YOU. I'M COMATOSE. KILL ME." 284 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,907 - IT'S NOT OVER YET, BRIAN. HE COULD STILL WAKE UP. 285 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,480 - CHRIS? NO WAY! 286 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,549 - THEN DON'T BELIEVE ME. 287 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,419 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH THAT BRIAN GUY. 288 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,188 [rock music playing] 289 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,724 - ME AND CHRIS-- THAT'S NOT LOVE, DAPH. 290 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,494 THAT'S JUST FUCKING. - [laughs] 291 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:31,264 OH, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS DETENTION. 292 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,433 - JUSTIN? 293 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,403 - WELL, I GOTTA GO. 294 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:42,275 HEY, MRS. TAYLOR. - HI, DAPHNE. 295 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,077 - DIDN'T YOU HAVE ART CLUB THIS AFTERNOON? 296 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,578 - I QUIT ART CLUB. [music stops] 297 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,981 - YOU LOVE ART CLUB. 298 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,116 - I'M NOT INTERESTED. 299 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,618 - SINCE WHEN? JUST LAST WEEK-- 300 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,054 - YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME! 301 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,056 A WEEK'S, LIKE, A LONG TIME, 302 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:59,726 THINGS CAN CHANGE IN A WEEK. 303 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,663 - WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW I'M GOING TO NIKETOWN, 304 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,567 BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN THAT EITHER. 305 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,569 - WHEN? - NOW. 306 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,072 AND YOU CAN DRIVE. 307 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,461 - WHAT? 308 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,763 - JUST THE THING YOU DO WITH YOUR HANDS... 309 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,231 LIKE THIS. 310 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,332 - I DO THAT, HUH? 311 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,369 - YEAH, YOU DO. - WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW. 312 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,638 - YEAH. [sighs] 313 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,779 - PEOPLE WAKE UP FROM COMAS, SWEETHEART. 314 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,514 - YEAH, SURE. 315 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,217 - YOUR UNCLE VIC-- HOW LONG WAS HE IN HIS? 316 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,519 - NINE DAYS? - TEN. 317 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,788 AND I THOUGHT I'D LOST HIM. 318 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,656 I COULDN'T TELL YOUR GRANDMOTHER IT WAS AIDS AT THE TIME 319 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,058 BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HAVE DEALT WITH IT. 320 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,259 I WANTED TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE WHITE LIGHT 321 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,660 AND THE--THE TUNNEL 322 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,264 AND--AND DID AUNT THERESA GET TO HEAVEN? 323 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,733 FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH, "DID I MISS THE GOLDEN GLOBES?" 324 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,170 [laughs] 325 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,309 SO HOW IS HE? 326 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,377 - THE SAME. 327 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,680 NO CHANGE. 328 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,316 I'M GOING TO GO BACK A LITTLE LATER. 329 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:33,153 I THOUGHT I'D TAKE SOMETHING TO HIS MOM. 330 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,460 - [sniffling] 331 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,430 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 332 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,532 - TURKEY MEAT LOAF... 333 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,335 LEMON BARS-- THEY'RE GREAT TODAY. 334 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,805 - YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER. 335 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,674 - BETTER THAN YOU. 336 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:58,311 [both laugh] 337 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,680 - OKAY, SLOW DOWN. THIS IS A BIT TOO FAST. 338 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:04,351 - THIS IS NORMAL, AND YOU JUST SAID I WAS A GOOD DRIVER. 339 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,388 WHAT? 340 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,191 - NOTHING. 341 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,626 IT'S JUST NICE-- YOU LAUGHED. 342 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,129 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 343 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,166 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD GET ANOTHER CAR, 344 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,833 LET ME HAVE THIS FOR SCHOOL. 345 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,669 - OH, JUST HAND IT OVER, HUH? 346 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,572 I WAS 20 BEFORE I HAD A CAR. 347 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,840 I WAS GOING OUT WITH JAY MCLAUGHLIN. 348 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,376 HE COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FATHER. 349 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,311 - THAT'S STUPID. I WOULDN'T BE ME. 350 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,180 - HE WAS MY FIRST REAL BOYFRIEND. 351 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,547 - I'D BE TOTALLY SOMEONE ELSE. 352 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,150 - LEARNED WITH HIM WHAT A KISS REALLY WAS. 353 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,885 - GROSS. - [laughs] 354 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:42,189 - DON'T TELL ME. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 355 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,556 - WELL, NOW YOU DO. 356 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,124 - [laughs] 357 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,663 - SO DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, JUSTIN? 358 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,833 [tense music] 359 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:58,771 * 360 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,706 YOU CAN TELL ME. 361 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,774 I PROMISE YOU, I WON'T TELL YOUR FATHER. 362 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,942 - I DON'T. 363 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,246 - THEN WHO'S BRIAN? 364 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,915 * 365 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,917 [brakes screeching] 366 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,785 * 367 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,788 JUSTIN. JUSTIN! 368 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:23,763 * 369 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,945 - [clears throat] MRS. SCHMIDT? 370 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,012 - MICHAEL. 371 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,716 - I DON'T MEAN TO BUG YOU. UH, I BROUGHT YOU THIS. 372 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,518 IT'S FROM MY MOM-- 373 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,754 MEAT LOAF AND LEMON BARS. 374 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,823 THE LEMON BARS ARE REALLY GOOD. 375 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,827 - WELL, THERE'S, UM, STILL NO CHANGE. 376 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,730 THEY'RE WATCHING AND WAITING, SO... 377 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,799 I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A SMALL BREAK. 378 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:04,404 - I'M SURE YOU COULD USE ONE. 379 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,839 - HE MENTIONED A MICHAEL. 380 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,608 - I SAID, UM, 381 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,010 "TELL ME THE NAME OF ONE SPECIAL FRIEND." 382 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,314 AND HE SAID, "WELL, THERE'S A MICHAEL." 383 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,982 [chuckles] 384 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,951 THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, DEAR. 385 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,720 I'LL, UH, STAY A BIT LONGER, 386 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,622 AND THEN I'LL GO TO HIS CONDO TONIGHT. 387 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:26,359 - HIS CONDO? 388 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,027 - OH, FOR PAJAMAS. 389 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,896 I DON'T KNOW IF HE EVEN WEARS THEM, 390 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,731 BUT IF HE DOES, 391 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,667 HE'LL NEED THEM WHEN, UM... 392 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,312 [cell phone rings] - TORSO. 393 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,579 - IT'S ME. 394 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,381 - OH, MY GOD, IS HE DEAD? 395 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,549 - NO, BUT HE'S GOING TO WISH HE WAS 396 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,751 WHEN HE FINDS OUT HIS MOM'S GOING TO HIS CONDO TONIGHT 397 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,685 FOR PAJAMAS! 398 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,021 - OH, SHIT! WHAT IF SHE FINDS HIS PORN? 399 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,756 - AND HIS MAGAZINES! 400 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,791 AND REMEMBER HIS 33RD BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR? 401 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,593 - [laughs] 402 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,362 WHEN WE GAVE HIM THOSE 33 DILDOS. 403 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,596 THAT WAS HILARIOUS. 404 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,298 - WELL, IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE! 405 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,400 WE'VE GOT TO GO THERE AND FIND ALL 33. 406 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,968 - WAIT! - WHAT? 407 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,371 - WHAT IF HE'S GIVEN SOME AS HOSTESS GIFTS? 408 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:15,342 [knock at door] 409 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,547 - I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 410 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,316 - YOU HAVE TIME TO KISS YOUR SON. 411 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,596 - HEY, HONEY! HIS BATH'S READY. 412 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,064 OH. 413 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,799 DID WE KNOW HE WAS COMING? 414 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,067 - NO, WE DID NOT KNOW. 415 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,036 - WELL, IT'D BE NICE IF YOU'D CALL FIRST. 416 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,538 AS I SAID, HIS BATH'S READY. 417 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:46,773 SO, IF YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM-- 418 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,808 - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT TED WANTS! 419 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,777 I'M NOT DOING IT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 420 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,845 - [scoffs] I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE THIS WAY. 421 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,447 - HE HAS A MOTHER. 422 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,417 - YEAH, WOULD YOU WISH THIS ON YOURS? 423 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,951 - HE HAS BETTER FRIENDS. 424 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,587 - WELL, THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE. 425 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,854 - MELANIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE-- 426 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,690 - LOOK, DID I BARGE IN HERE AT BATH TIME? 427 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:04,757 WAS THAT ME? 428 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,626 - FUCK BATH TIME, AND FUCK YOU! 429 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,695 - HEY, FUCK YOU. - JUST STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU! 430 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,730 - SO LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. 431 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,866 HIS MOMMY OR MICHAEL OR MADONNA-- 432 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:14,834 I DON'T CARE WHO! 433 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,936 - BUT HE CHOSE YOU. - WELL, HE CHOSE WRONG. 434 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,671 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HIM. 435 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,072 I SAID, "BRIAN IS NOT THE PERSON 436 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,808 "YOU WANT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LIFE. 437 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,811 HE'S A SELFISH, NARCISSISTIC, LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT." 438 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,879 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU SUCK COCK. 439 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,115 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING COWARD! 440 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,784 SO GO. GET OUT! NOW! 441 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:35,555 [baby fussing] 442 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,103 - YOU HAD NO RIGHT TALKING TO HIM THAT WAY. 443 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,072 - "NO RIGHT"? 444 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,742 TED IS LYING THERE, ON LIFE SUPPORT. 445 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,744 HE IS PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO WAKE UP, 446 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,547 AND HE IS DEPENDING ON BRIAN TO SHOW HIM THE DECENCY, 447 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,749 THE KINDNESS TO RELEASE HIM. 448 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,952 - THAT'S ALL THE MORE REASON TO BE KIND. 449 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,888 AFTER ALL, HE'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO IT. 450 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,790 THINK HOW HARD IT MUST BE... 451 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,592 OR IF IT WERE ONE OF US-- 452 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:16,629 IF IT WAS ME LYING THERE AND YOU HAD TO PULL THE PLUG. 453 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:20,467 - [inhales deeply] I'M NOT SURE I COULD. 454 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,168 - MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO ANGRY AT HIM, 455 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:23,770 BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF IT WERE YOU, 456 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,839 YOU'D BE AS SCARED AND ANGRY AS HE IS. 457 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,784 [rock music] 458 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:43,523 - * IF NOT TONIGHT, THEN MAYBE NEVER * 459 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:49,195 * NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT STAYING FOREVER * 460 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,798 * COME ON HOME 461 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,801 * HOME TO ME 462 00:23:54,834 --> 00:24:02,842 * 463 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,513 * CAN'T FEEL A THING 464 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:09,616 * WHAT CAN I SAY? 465 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:15,555 * WHEN SOMEONE CRAZY RUNS THE OTHER WAY * 466 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:21,494 * BUT I CAN TELL YOU CAME TO PLAY * 467 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:26,966 * OH, WON'T YOU COME ON HOME TO ME? * 468 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:32,505 * SOMETIMES I WANT TO BE ON MY OWN * 469 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:36,743 * WHEN THE LAST THING I NEED IS TO BE... * 470 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,845 - SHE KNOWS. MY MOM KNOWS. 471 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,980 - HOLY SHIT. - I'VE GOT TO FIND BRIAN. 472 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,148 - WHAT FOR? 473 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,651 - HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. - LIKE HE CARES. 474 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:45,785 - HE WANTS ME. 475 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,620 - HOW CAN YOU TELL? 476 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,021 - BECAUSE I CAN. 477 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,257 I'M GOING TO LIVE WITH HIM. I'M GOING TO BE WITH HIM. 478 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,993 YOU'LL SEE. NOW, PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. 479 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,995 - I'M GROUNDED. 480 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,530 MY MOM SAID SHE'D BETTER COME HOME 481 00:24:57,564 --> 00:25:01,734 AND FIND ME READING TONI MORRISON. 482 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,636 [sighs] 483 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:08,007 WELL, THEY DON'T GET HOME UNTIL 7:00. 484 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,010 AND YOU DO BEAT BELOVED. 485 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,622 - THAT'S BETTER. 486 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,023 I'M ALWAYS TELLING HIM NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE 487 00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,291 NEEDS TO BE CENTERED. 488 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:29,228 - WE CAN REDECORATE LATER. HIS MOTHER'S COMING! 489 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,563 POPPERS. 490 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:31,564 - OOP! 491 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,032 - CHEDDAR, BRIE. 492 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,834 - I DON'T THINK THERE ARE PARTICULARLY STRONG SHAME ISSUES 493 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,669 ATTACHED TO CHEESE, MICHAEL. 494 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:37,704 - FINE! WHATEVER. 495 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,772 YOU CHECK OUT THE BEDROOM, I'LL WORK OUT HERE. 496 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,307 - OKAY. 497 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:44,010 [objects clatter in trash can] 498 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,617 FALCON, FALCON... 499 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:51,550 YOU'VE GOT MAIL? 500 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:53,920 HE MASTURBATES TO MEG RYAN AND TOM HANKS? 501 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:54,921 OW! 502 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,056 - FOUND 'EM! - GOD! 503 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:59,325 JESUS, LOOK AT THIS ONE! 504 00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:01,961 - HAH! 505 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,063 [grunting] 506 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,332 - TOUCHE! - IN THIS CASE, TUSHY! 507 00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:07,967 - WHOO! - HAH! 508 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,370 [grunting] 509 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,273 - [exaggerated groaning] 510 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,075 - DEAD! RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART! 511 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,044 - [grunts] - ALL RIGHT! 512 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,712 THERE'S, LIKE, A MILLION OF THEM IN THERE, 513 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,749 AND WE'VE GOT TO FIND THEM ALL. - WE MUST. 514 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,885 [muttering indistinctly] 515 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,663 - MICHAEL? 516 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,631 COME HERE. 517 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:41,634 [dance music] 518 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:49,608 * 519 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:57,984 - * HOLDING ON 520 00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,987 [buzzer sounds] 521 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:05,224 * HOLDING ON TO YOU 522 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,393 - SHIT! FUCK! 523 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:10,863 BRIAN! 524 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:13,065 BRIAN! 525 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:14,433 - SHUT UP! 526 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:17,003 [car horn honks] 527 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,071 - JUSTIN, I GOT TO GO HOME. 528 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,373 - BUT I-I HAVE TO FIND HIM. 529 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,075 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE CRAZY LADY? 530 00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:24,343 - WHAT CRAZY LADY? 531 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,846 - YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD ONE FROM THE DINER. 532 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:28,247 - YOU MEAN DEBBIE? 533 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,253 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS? 534 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,723 - I THINK IT MEANS HE LIKES YOU. 535 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:40,760 - I THINK IT MEANS HE LOVES ME. 536 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,962 - KIND OF FLATTERING, IN A WAY. 537 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,365 HE COLLECTS YOU THE WAY YOU COLLECT COMICS. 538 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,234 - IT'S JUST THAT... 539 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:52,338 ALL THIS TIME, I... I NEVER KNEW. 540 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:56,308 - THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER. 541 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,811 LIKE, DID YOU KNOW... 542 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,413 I USED TO WALK DOWN THE STREET IN HAZELHURST, MISSISSIPPI, 543 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:04,050 AND THE POSTMAN WOULD SPIT AT ME? 544 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:09,455 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY FATHER WAS BORN... 545 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:13,459 OR EVEN WHO HE IS. 546 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,430 - I SAT WITH MY DEAD GRANDMA FOR AN HOUR 547 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,366 AND HELD HER HAND 548 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,135 BEFORE I TOLD ANYONE SHE WAS DEAD. 549 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:29,108 HOW COME WE NEVER TELL EACH OTHER THESE THINGS, HUH? 550 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,113 - DON'T TELL ME. 551 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:37,049 BRIAN-- AM I RIGHT? 552 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:40,953 COME ON IN. I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. 553 00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,755 - I ACTUALLY JUST NEED TO KNOW-- - AND DON'T TALK. 554 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:45,124 I CAN FIGURE IT ALL OUT. 555 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:51,130 - HAVE A SEAT, HONEY, RIGHT THERE. 556 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:59,105 MICHAEL? IT'S ME. 557 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,974 YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 558 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:05,144 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 559 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:09,849 MELANIE FEELS TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID. 560 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,183 - DO YOU THINK I CARE? 561 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,219 - LOOK, IT'S UPSETTING FOR ALL OF US, 562 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,286 BUT AT A TIME LIKE THIS, WE COULD TRY 563 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,791 SHOWING A LITTLE COMPASSION, ESPECIALLY FOR TED. 564 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,927 IS THERE ANY WORD? 565 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,162 - THE MACHINES SAY HE'S STILL ALIVE. 566 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:26,232 - POOR GUY. 567 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:30,202 - WHAT ABOUT US? 568 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:31,871 WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEEPS OR WIRES 569 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,873 WITH LITTLE WHITE DOTS TELLING US WE'RE ALIVE, 570 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,075 SO HOW DO WE KNOW? 571 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,911 I GUESS WE JUST TAKE EACH OTHER'S WORD. 572 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,848 - MAYBE WE KNOW FROM WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM US. 573 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,950 - I MEAN, TAKE GUS. 574 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:48,154 HE NEEDS ME TO FEED HIM, TO CHANGE HIM. 575 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:51,991 KNOWING THAT TELLS ME I'M ALIVE. 576 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,827 SO, FOR ME, RIGHT NOW IT'S HIM. 577 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:58,831 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 578 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:02,334 - TED NEEDS YOU NOW. 579 00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,071 SO MAYBE THAT'S WHAT TELLS YOU YOU'RE ALIVE. 580 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:08,574 - [scoffs] 581 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,609 - YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING... 582 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,012 WHATEVER IT IS. 583 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,283 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 584 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,252 [heart monitor beeping] 585 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:42,274 FUCK YOU. 586 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,343 FUCK YOU. 587 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:48,347 FUCK YOU... 588 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,450 FOR GOING HOME WITH SOME TWEAKED-OUT LITTLE TWINKIE 589 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,220 AND THINKING YOU GOT LUCKY. 590 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:03,963 DID HE LET YOU EAT HIS ASS? 591 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:06,632 DID HE LET YOU SUCK HIS COCK? 592 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,870 WELL, I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT. 593 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:19,145 AND FUCK YOU FOR CHOOSING ME. 594 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,213 I OUGHT TO LET YOU LIE HERE FOREVER. 595 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:23,549 HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT? 596 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,422 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 597 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:42,168 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD-LOOKING. 598 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:46,638 IN FACT... 599 00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:50,242 YOU LOOK BETTER LIKE THIS. 600 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:53,312 YOU SHOULD DIE MORE OFTEN... 601 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:57,483 OR LIVE... 602 00:31:57,516 --> 00:32:01,453 SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SAY, "YES." 603 00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:07,293 "YES, I'LL DO IT. 604 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:10,462 "I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT... 605 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:14,466 WHAT YOU NEED." 606 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,735 BUT DON'T THINK IT'S FOR YOU. 607 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:20,439 IT'S NOT. 608 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,508 IT'S FOR ME. 609 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:35,754 [rhythmic music] 610 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:43,762 * 611 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,999 [both moaning] 612 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:54,973 * 613 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,378 [both moaning, grunting] 614 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:10,322 - JESUS. 615 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,723 - THIS IS MY HOUSE! 616 00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:13,492 YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN. GO HOME! 617 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:14,493 - [mouth full] I CAN'T. 618 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,695 - WHAT? - I CAN'T. 619 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:17,829 MY MOM KNOWS. 620 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:20,632 - WELL, SHE CAN GO TO MY PFLAG GROUP AT THE CENTER, 621 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:21,733 EVERY OTHER TUESDAY. 622 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,502 I'LL GET HER A T-SHIRT AND A BUTTON. 623 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,237 - MA, PLEASE! - "MA, PLEASE" WHAT? 624 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,073 I AM PROUD TO HAVE A GAY SON. 625 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,107 - WE KNOW! 626 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,376 - AND BROTHER. - THANKS, SIS. 627 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:31,643 - I'VE ALWAYS SAID IT ISN'T WHO YOU LOVE, 628 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:32,711 IT'S HOW YOU LOVE. 629 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:36,382 GENITALIA IS SIMPLY GOD'S WAY OF ACCESSORIZING. 630 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,783 - THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU 631 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,651 AND THE GAY MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD. 632 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,720 THIS IS ABOUT BRIAN'S ONE-NIGHT STAND. 633 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:44,123 - NOT JUST ONE. - DON'T BET ON IT. 634 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,691 AND WHO HERE EVEN CARES? 635 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,527 - I DO! 636 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,296 - MY DAD THREATENED TO DISOWN ME. 637 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,530 HE CALLED ME "A BIG QUEER." 638 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,598 - HE DIDN'T HIT YOU, DID HE? 639 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:53,799 - OH, COME ON, UNCLE VIC. 640 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,334 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT? 641 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,436 - THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO SEE BRIAN. 642 00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,272 HE'LL LET ME STAY WITH HIM. - I DON'T THINK SO. 643 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,808 - WELL, THEN... I'LL GO TO NEW YORK. 644 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:04,743 I'LL BECOME A HUSTLER, AND I'LL SELL MY BODY 645 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,612 TO GROSS, OLD HOMOS. 646 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,747 - I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS. 647 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,116 - [slaps shoulder] 648 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,751 - SAVE HIM THE TRAIN FARE. 649 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,520 - I'M GOING TO THROW UP. I GOTTA VOMIT... 650 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,387 - UPSTAIRS BATHROOM-- 651 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:19,791 THE ONE FOR GUESTS AND DRAMA QUEENS. 652 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,227 - [laughs] 653 00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:23,295 - IT'S NOT A JOKE, YOU KNOW. 654 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:25,664 GAY TEENS HAVE A VERY HIGH SUICIDE RATE. 655 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,299 - UNFORTUNATELY, NOT THIS ONE. 656 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:30,068 [cell phone dialing] 657 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,128 - I'M CALLING HIS MOTHER. 658 00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:57,563 - IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS. 659 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,165 - HE MAY BE TELLING THE TRUTH. 660 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,333 AND EVEN IF HE ISN'T, SHE'S GOT TO BE WORRIED. 661 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,202 - SHE'S NOT WORRIED. 662 00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,703 NOW SHE KNOWS. 663 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:07,606 IT'S NOT DRUGS. IT'S NOT BOOZE. 664 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,175 HE DIDN'T BUY AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON 665 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,277 TO TAKE DOWN TO THE SPANISH CLUB. 666 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,612 IT'S JUST COCK. 667 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:17,216 [door opens, closes] - HI. 668 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,585 HOW DID HE FIND YOU? 669 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:22,154 - THEY ALL FIND HER. AND NOW HE WON'T LEAVE. 670 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:23,689 YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 671 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:24,690 - LIKE WHAT? 672 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:27,326 - LIKE GET HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE! 673 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,627 HE'S UPSTAIRS. 674 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,363 - ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING. 675 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:33,899 - THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY EVENING. 676 00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:37,236 - BY THE WAY... 677 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,938 TED WOKE UP. 678 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,874 HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 679 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:54,886 [door opens] 680 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,556 [smooth jazz music] 681 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,458 - * TEN 682 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,726 * KISS ME ON THE LIPS 683 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:04,896 * 684 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,666 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 685 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:08,834 - WAITING FOR YOU. 686 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:12,271 - WELL, IT'S A RELIEF, I'LL SAY THAT. 687 00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:13,639 I LIKE TED. 688 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,308 THERE'S A REAL SWEETHEART IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 689 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:18,910 * 690 00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:20,479 - * SLOWLY 691 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,947 - MICHAEL? 692 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,615 * 693 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,584 - * TOUCH ME 694 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:29,555 * SLOWLY 695 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:30,856 * SEVEN 696 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,824 * HOLD IT 697 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:36,962 * LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO NUMBER ONE * 698 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:44,836 * 699 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,839 * TO NUMBER ONE 700 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:52,844 * 701 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,847 * NUMBER ONE 702 00:36:55,881 --> 00:37:00,819 * 703 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:03,855 * TO NUMBER ONE 704 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:09,728 * 705 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:13,565 * SIX 706 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,567 * LIPS 707 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:17,669 * 708 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:21,607 * FIVE 709 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,342 * FINGERS 710 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,744 - I'VE DECIDED. - WHAT? 711 00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,680 - YOU AND ME-- WE'RE TAKING HIM HOME. 712 00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:31,483 - WHY YOU AND ME? WHY--WHY ME AT ALL? 713 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:33,585 - WELL, HE CAN HARDLY GO WITH BRIAN. 714 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,421 - AND IF I GO, IT LOOKS A LITTLE... 715 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,456 FAGIN AND OLIVER TWIST. 716 00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:39,691 - LEAVING ME, HUH? THE HARMLESS ONE. 717 00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:41,593 THANKS A LOT. 718 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:49,901 - I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER. I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 719 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,671 - I'M NOT GOING. 720 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,740 - YOU GET MY TITS IN A KNOT, SUNSHINE, 721 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,008 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN DEEP SHIT. 722 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,978 EXCUSE ME. 723 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:06,084 - WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING IN SCHOOL? 724 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,085 - HMM? 725 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,987 - IT'S CALLED CONVERSATION. 726 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,556 - [chuckles] 727 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:15,361 - READY? 728 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:18,597 - I NEED TO TALK TO BRIAN. I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. 729 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:32,611 [door opens, closes] 730 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:36,114 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? 731 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,116 - NO. 732 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,386 - WELL, I DO. 733 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:41,620 YOU CAN FUCK HIM AT YOUR PLACE. 734 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,954 YOU CAN FUCK HIM IN HIS GYM CLASS. 735 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,523 YOU CAN FUCK HIM AT THE ZOO. 736 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:47,493 BUT YOU CANNOT FUCK HIM IN MY MOTHER'S HOUSE... 737 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,361 IN MY ROOM. 738 00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:52,531 - WE'RE WAITING! 739 00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:57,469 - OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO DO THIS LITTLE JOB, 740 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,004 AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO SEE TED AT THE HOSPITAL. 741 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:00,839 YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. 742 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,911 [door opens] 743 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:10,516 - NOBODY KNOWS IF IT'S NATURE OR NURTURE, BEING GAY. 744 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:11,650 NOW THEY'RE ALL SAYING YOU CAN TELL 745 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,851 BY THE LENGTH OF THE INDEX FINGER, 746 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:15,487 ALTHOUGH ALL OF MICHAEL'S FINGERS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL. 747 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,922 HE SHOULD HAVE THREE KIDS AND A BEER BELLY, 748 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:19,791 AND HE'S ABOUT AS GAY AS YOU GET. 749 00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:23,361 - MA, GIVE IT REST! 750 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:32,070 [doorbell chimes musically] 751 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,972 - LISTEN! 752 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,908 THAT'S NICE, HUH? 753 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:40,812 NOT LIKE THAT OLD BUZZER AT OUR HOUSE. 754 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:42,013 OH, HI! 755 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,049 UM... 756 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,084 I WAS ADMIRING YOUR CHIMES. 757 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,520 YOU HAVE A REAL NICE PLACE HERE. 758 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:51,523 - OH, THANK YOU. UH, YOU MUST BE-- 759 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:56,762 - RUDE LITTLE SHIT, ISN'T HE? 760 00:39:56,795 --> 00:40:01,199 UM, I'M DEBBIE NOVOTNY. 761 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,769 AND THIS IS MY GAY SON, MICHAEL. 762 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:07,773 - MA! 763 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,908 - I'M JENNIFER TAYLOR. 764 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,777 - JENNIFER. 765 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,612 - HONEY? WHO'S THERE? 766 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:16,448 IT'S NO ONE! 767 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:22,988 - LISTEN, UH... 768 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,056 IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY, 769 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,192 I WORK OVER AT THE LIBERTY DINER 770 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:30,896 ON LIBERTY AVENUE... 771 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:34,800 'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH... 772 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,536 THE FINDING OUT. 773 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:41,807 I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT MICHAEL. 774 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,142 IN FACT, I TOLD HIM, RIGHT? 775 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:49,948 TO SPARE HIM THE PAIN OF HAVING TO TELL ME. 776 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,917 SO... 777 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,685 JENNIFER... 778 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,755 DON'T ASK, "ARE YOU?" 779 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,558 BECAUSE IT'S NEVER A QUESTION. 780 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:03,028 JUST SAY, "I KNOW." 781 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:06,031 - UH, THANK YOU. 782 00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,669 [door closes] 783 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,237 - YOU HAD TO SAY ALL THAT? 784 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:14,239 - I WAS TRYING TO HELP. 785 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,874 - YOU TRY TOO MUCH. 786 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,983 YOU'RE STILL WEARING THAT SAME OLD COAT. 787 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,852 - SO SOMEDAY YOU'LL BUY ME A MINK. 788 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:27,886 [chuckles] 789 00:41:27,919 --> 00:41:29,788 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG SUCCESS. 790 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:33,258 - YEAH, RIGHT. YOU'LL FREEZE TO DEATH FIRST. 791 00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:35,861 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? - YOU CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE! 792 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:39,798 - WHAT'D I DO? - YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF! 793 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,967 "KNOW THYSELF." 794 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,269 SOME GREEK SAID THAT. 795 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,137 WHO WAS IT? 796 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,874 - ZORBA? 797 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:53,044 - I DON'T KNOW. 798 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:55,681 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 799 00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:58,684 NOW TAKE ME HOME. 800 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,889 - ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T HELP? 801 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:06,892 - I CAN DO IT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 802 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,794 - I WISH YOU'D LET ME DRIVE YOU HOME. 803 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,896 - I ALREADY ASKED MY FRIENDS. 804 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:14,766 - MICHAEL, EMMETT, BRIAN. 805 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,770 I MET THEM WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP. 806 00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:22,574 - OH. - THEY'RE VERY NICE... 807 00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:24,976 ESPECIALLY MICHAEL. 808 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:27,613 - YEAH, MICHAEL IS... 809 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:30,115 ESPECIALLY SPECIAL. 810 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,983 - ARE YOU TWO-- 811 00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:33,284 I MEAN... 812 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,886 - OH, NO. 813 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,155 NO, WE, UH... 814 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,256 HE'S JUST A FRIEND. 815 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:41,292 - WELL, HE'S A VERY GOOD FRIEND. 816 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:43,629 HE WAS VERY KIND TO ME. 817 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:45,296 I'M GRATEFUL YOU HAVE HIM. 818 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:46,998 - YEAH, SO AM I. 819 00:42:47,032 --> 00:42:51,870 - BECAUSE MORE THAN ANYTHING, I WORRY THAT YOU'RE ALONE... 820 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:54,205 AND THAT THERE'S NO ONE TO LOOK AFTER YOU. 821 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,741 - I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 822 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,175 - OH, I KNOW YOU CAN. 823 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:58,977 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SELF-SUFFICIENT. 824 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:03,348 I JUST--I WISH YOU HAD SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU. 825 00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:05,984 I MEAN, IF YOU DID, MAYBE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 826 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:09,688 - MOM, PLEASE. LET'S, UH... 827 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,256 - I'M SORRY. 828 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:15,026 I KNOW THAT IT EMBARRASSES YOU IF I TALK TOO MUCH OR... 829 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:18,229 I GET TOO EMOTIONAL. 830 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:21,800 BUT I CAN'T HELP THINKING THAT... 831 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:24,302 IF YOU HADN'T WOKEN UP, 832 00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:27,739 THEN I WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO LET YOU KNOW 833 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:31,142 HOW PROUD I AM THAT YOU'RE MY SON 834 00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:34,746 AND THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU ARE. 835 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:39,084 OH, I GOT OVER THAT A LONG TIME AGO. 836 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:43,989 AND THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING ALONE... 837 00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:47,158 OR THAT NO ONE LOVES YOU... 838 00:43:47,192 --> 00:43:50,295 THAT'S NOT TRUE... 839 00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:52,030 BECAUSE I DO. 840 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,273 - THANK YOU... 841 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:05,110 MOM, FOR, UH-- FOR SAYING THAT. 842 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:15,053 - NOW, SAY IT THREE TIMES AND CLICK YOUR HEELS-- 843 00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:18,423 "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME." 844 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:20,425 - YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS-- 845 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:23,028 ALL THE FLOWERS AND THE GROCERIES. 846 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:25,096 - ONE-STOP SHOPPING AT THE BIG Q-MART. 847 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,365 - WELL, IT'S--IT'S NICE. 848 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:30,301 ONLY, CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I HAD TO STAY THERE 849 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:32,170 THREE DAYS AFTER I WOKE UP? 850 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:34,305 - THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 851 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:37,976 - ON YOUR BEST DAYS, IT'S HARD TO TELL. 852 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:41,146 - OKAY, JUST SO YOU DON'T FREAK OUT... 853 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,249 YOUR DILDOS ARE MISSING... AND YOUR PORN. 854 00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:48,854 WE HAD TO MOVE IT ALL, IN CASE YOUR MOM FOUND IT. 855 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:52,758 - WELL, I EXPECT ALL 33 BACK--CLEANED. 856 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,927 - [laughs] 857 00:44:55,961 --> 00:44:58,964 YOU SHOULD EAT SOMETHING, HONEY. - I'M NOT HUNGRY. 858 00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:01,132 - WE BOUGHT YOU A WHOLE FUCKING CHICKEN. 859 00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:02,934 - AND YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT. 860 00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:14,980 - IT ALWAYS LOOKS SO MUCH SMALLER. 861 00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:18,416 - WHAT DOES? - YOUR LIFE... 862 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:21,286 ESPECIALLY AFTER RETURNING FROM A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE. 863 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:23,121 - LIKE WATCHING THE OSCARS. 864 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,823 "IMMEDIATELY PRECEDED BY..." 865 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:27,092 both: "THE BARBARA WALTERS SPECIAL." 866 00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:29,861 [both chuckle] 867 00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,997 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 868 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:35,233 - YOU ARE? 869 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:39,971 WELL, UH, I, UM... 870 00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:42,841 - WHAT? 871 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:44,442 - UM... 872 00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:47,078 UH... 873 00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:50,281 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE TOO. 874 00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,485 AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS 875 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:58,056 OR OTHER STUFF... 876 00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,524 - "OTHER STUFF"? 877 00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,292 - YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S SOME-- 878 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:03,394 YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT. 879 00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:05,330 - LIKE WHAT? 880 00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,965 - I DON'T KNOW. 881 00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:11,202 YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT, IT MIGHT HELP IT. 882 00:46:11,236 --> 00:46:15,240 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT NOT GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT... 883 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:18,910 BUT... 884 00:46:18,944 --> 00:46:22,180 AW, SHIT. 885 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:26,584 - ARE YOU GOING TO COME EAT THE CHICKEN? 886 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,054 - I'M GOING TO ARRANGE THE DAISIES. 887 00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:34,592 - I SAW YOU... 888 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,428 FUCKING... 889 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,597 WHEN I WOKE UP. 890 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,368 I THOUGHT... 891 00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:47,505 "I'M IN HELL, AND THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT-- 892 00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:51,476 WATCHING BRIAN KINNEY FUCKING FOR ALL ETERNITY." 893 00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:56,047 - YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 894 00:46:56,081 --> 00:47:00,185 - [scoffs] 895 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:03,588 - WHY ME? 896 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,523 WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME? 897 00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:16,234 - MY MOTHER COULDN'T DO IT. 898 00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,336 [scoffs] MICHAEL AND EMMETT... 899 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:20,205 COULDN'T DO IT. 900 00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:23,074 BUT YOU COULD, 901 00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:26,611 'CAUSE YOU'RE A HEARTLESS SHIT. 902 00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:30,115 YOU COULD PULL THE PLUG, AND YOU WOULDN'T CRY. 903 00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:32,183 AND YOU'D KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO. 904 00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:37,488 - * LET'S GET SOAKING WET 905 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,491 [dance music] 906 00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:48,466 * 907 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,439 - I WANT IT TO BE YOU. 908 00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:55,473 - WHAT? 909 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,675 - I WANT IT TO BE YOU! 910 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,112 I'LL PUT IT IN WRITING. 911 00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:03,581 - I WANT IT TO BE YOU TOO. 912 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:06,451 YOU PULL MY PLUG. 913 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,653 - AND YOU PULL MINE. 914 00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:16,661 * 915 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:08,005 - * COME ON 916 00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:14,412 * I WANNA HEAR IT 917 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,283 * LET'S GET SOAKING WET 61606

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