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First off, I want to
thank you both for coming.
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Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?
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Uh, he didn't do anything.
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Gosh, Tom,
I want to believe you.
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Okay, the problem is,
the curriculum here
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is not challenging enough
for Sheldon.
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Now, he gets bored
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and maybe doesn't
express himself
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in the most productive way.
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And so the square of sine
plus cosine equals one.
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Sheldon.
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I don't want to embarrass you,
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so I'm going
to give you a moment
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to think about
what you just said.
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Ms. MacElroy.
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What?
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I'm wondering if you read
the book you assigned to us,
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because I did.
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WILKINS:
20 laps.
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Cooper.
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If you're going
to ask us to run,
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don't you think you should
lead by example?
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So you're saying he's being rude
to his teachers?
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That's unacceptable.
I'll-I'll give him a talkin' to.
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I don't know
if I'd call him rude.
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Well, put a word on it.
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Rude, let's go with rude.
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Rude is good.
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So what do you want us to do?
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I want you to consider another
approach to his education.
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- Okay.
- What does that mean?
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I recently had a nice chat
with the head
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of Wilmot Academy
for Gifted Children.
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Now, I told her all about
Sheldon, and she seemed to think
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he would be a perfect fit
over there.
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MARY: We already looked
into private school.
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We can't afford it.
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- Not unless you're giving me a raise.
- I'm not.
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Okay, just checking.
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But I can tell you this.
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Wilmot has been known
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to give children like Sheldon
full scholarship.
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Take a look at that.
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- My goodness.
- No kidding.
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Yeah, just read up on it.
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Give it some thought.
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MARY:
Hold on.
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This place is in Dallas;
that's three hours away.
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Well, yeah, but, uh,
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what they do
in cases like yours,
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they look for a local family
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for him to live with.
And, George, Dallas?
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Dallas is certainly close enough
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that he can come home
on the weekends.
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Look, we appreciate
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you going to bat for him,
but he's just
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a wee little thing.
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We can't ship him off to Dallas.
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Shouldn't we talk
about this first?
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What's there to talk about,
George?
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This could be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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He's nine years old.
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Oh, come on, you can't measure
him in Earth years.
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You're saying he's an alien?
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PETERSEN:
Well, in George's defense,
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that idea has been
tossed around...
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a little bit.
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That's a bad joke.
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Look, I understand
this is a big decision.
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If you change your mind,
give me a call.
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I'd be more than happy
to set up an interview.
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- Uh, yeah. Thank you.
- You bet.
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Thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- (door opens)
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Maybe you all are the aliens.
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(scoffs)
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I love my job.
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♪♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪♪
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♪♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪♪
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♪♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪♪
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♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪
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♪♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪♪
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Well, I don't understand how you
could turn this down.
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This place looks fantastic.
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It's 200 miles away, Mom.
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I know where Dallas is.
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I used to buy
my marijuana there.
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Really?
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I said "used to."
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Then I got pregnant
with this one
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and all the fun stopped.
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All I am saying is that
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this would be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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I know, you're right.
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Whoa, she's right?
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I said the same thing
in Petersen's office,
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you looked at me
like I was an idiot.
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Yeah, that's the look.
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Maybe y'all are being a
little selfish about this.
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Selfish? We're thinking of him.
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Well, that's all
well and good,
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but maybe you should be
thinking about the whole world.
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I mean,
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what if Einstein's parents
had held him back?
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We wouldn't even have the...
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Well, I was gonna
say atomic bomb,
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but there's probably
a better example.
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Here's a crazy idea:
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how about we ask Sheldon
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what he thinks of all this?
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Go ahead, but he's not gonna
want to go.
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This is his home,
we're his family.
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Sheldon, can you come in here
for a minute?!
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Yes?
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- Have a seat. We want to talk to you.
- All right.
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So, today we found out
about a school in Dallas
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for really smart kids.
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When can I start?
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Hold on. Dallas is far away,
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so you'd have to live
with another family.
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Do they have a dog?
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Uh, we don't know.
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Well, can you make some calls?
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I guess, but wouldn't you miss
your mom and dad?
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Oh.
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Yes, I suppose I will.
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So, when are you calling
about the dog?
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You know him so well.
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(sighs)
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♪♪♪ ♪
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What's wrong with them?
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What are you
talking about?
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They're so quiet.
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Are they on medication?
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No, they're just
smart like you.
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I've been going to school
in a zoo.
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Not sure about
these uniforms.
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Kinda froufrou.
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Sheldon, I've been looking over
your transcripts
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and I must say,
I am very impressed.
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Thank you.
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What's your doctorate in?
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Noncommutative Algebraic
Topology.
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I like her.
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It's gonna be weird around here
without Sheldon.
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Don't you mean
less weird?
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That's not nice.
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I wasn't trying for nice.
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You sure you're
not jealous
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'cause your little brother's
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moving up in the world?
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Hey, I got plans of my own.
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- Do tell.
- Soon as I graduate
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high school, I'm gonna be
a professional male model.
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That is hilarious.
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What? I'm good-lookin'.
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No, that you think you'll
graduate high school.
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The model thing
was funny, too.
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FLORA:
I must tell you,
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in all the years I've been here,
I have never seen
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such glowing letters
of recommendation
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from a student's teachers.
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- Well, that's real nice to hear.
- Now, listen to this:
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"Putting aside his
superior intellect,
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"Sheldon is a delight
to have in the class.
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"He's fun-loving,
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"easy to get along with,
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and always ready to help
another student."
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That doesn't sound like me
at all.
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Sure it does, sweetie.
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Dr. Douglas...
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Oh, no. Please call me Flora.
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Flora, I have to ask about
the living arrangements.
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That's our main concern.
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Well, I think I can
reassure you about that.
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My husband and I have been
hosting a student
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for the last several years
who recently graduated
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and is now at Princeton.
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So we have a guest room
available in our home.
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That's very generous of you.
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Does your husband work
at the school also?
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No, he's retired.
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He was an astrophysicist
for NASA.
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Please tell me
you don't have a dog.
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No. We're both allergic.
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I'm tingling.
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(chuckles)
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- (knocking on door)
- SHELDON: Meemaw?
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(knocking on door)
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Meemaw.
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W-Wow.
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I know. I look great.
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I got you a little
going away gift.
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Come on in.
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This necklace has been
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in our family
for generations.
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It belonged
to a Comanche warrior
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who gave it to your
great-great-great-great grandma.
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Why'd he give it to her?
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Well, according
to family lore,
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she was, uh, a very
accommodating young lady
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and, uh, they hit it off.
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That's a bird feather.
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- Eagle feather.
- Doesn't matter.
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I don't like birds;
birds are filthy.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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One featherless
family heirloom
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for you to take with you and
keep you safe while you're away.
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You don't actually believe this
has magic powers, do you?
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Oh, for God's sake,
just say "thank you."
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Thank you.
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(chuckles)
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Mmm.
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There's a price tag on it.
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No, there's not.
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Hello!
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(crying)
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Anybody home?
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(crying):
Hi.
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Mary.
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He's gonna come home
every Friday night.
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I didn't think I'd have
to deal with this
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till he went to college.
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You should thank
your lucky stars
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he's not in college now.
(chuckles)
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I'm still not sure that this
is the right thing to do.
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Are you worried
that he won't like it
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or are you worried
that he will?
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You're not helping.
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That's not my job.
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I think of myself as
a speaker of truth.
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If you're not gonna make
me feel better, go away.
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(both laugh)
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I'm sorry. You
are stuck with me.
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(sighs, sniffles) - ADULT SHELDON:
As you can see,
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even as a small child,
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people cherished
having me around
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and wept over my absence.
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And no one took
my impending departure harder
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than my best friend, Tam.
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So you leave tomorrow?
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Yes.
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Dallas.
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Yes.
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Cool.
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It was touching
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to watch Tam
bravely fight back tears.
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(whirring)
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Have you ever thought about
making the trains go clockwise?
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No.
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You should.
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Brave, brave Tam.
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(whistle blows)
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You awake?
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Yes.
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Are you gonna miss me?
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I haven't given it any thought.
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Well, we're just lying here.
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Think about it.
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I am used to you.
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I'm used to you, too.
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It's not the same as liking you.
264
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,820
No.
265
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,615
To me, you're like string beans.
266
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,153
No one asks
for them,
267
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,489
no one wonders about them.
268
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,414
They're just there on the plate.
269
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,704
But you eat them, right?
270
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,369
Yes.
271
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,247
You're gonna miss me.
272
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,815
(sighs) All right,
let's say grace.
273
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,313
(sniffles) Guess I get
to hold hands with you now.
274
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:57,987
Guess so.
275
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,983
Maybe Sheldon's mittens
weren't such a bad idea.
276
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,244
Thank you, God, for
this food we are about
277
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,696
to receive
and for the nourishment
278
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,996
of our bodies.
And bless
279
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,574
the hands that
prepared it.
280
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,786
And, God, we ask that you watch
over our Sheldon...
281
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:16,211
as he begins
this wonderful new... (grunts)
282
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:17,671
(clears throat)
283
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,170
(exhales)
...as he begins
284
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,263
this wonderful new chapter
in his life.
285
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,386
- Amen.
- Amen. - Mm.
286
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:27,972
Why you cryin'?
287
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,474
Why you stupid?
288
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,227
So how'd it go in Dallas today?
289
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,098
GEORGE SR.:
Went fine.
290
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,274
Nice people.
291
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,350
Sheldon seemed very comfortable
292
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,606
with the whole thing.
293
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,318
Welcome! How was the drive?
294
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,909
Eh, a little traffic comin' into
the city but otherwise okay.
295
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,037
Sheldon, I want you to
meet my husband, Elliot.
296
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,915
Elliot, this
is Sheldon.
297
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,662
Well, it's nice to
meet you, young man.
298
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,369
I've heard a lot about you.
299
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,084
MARY: George, that is
not at all how they were.
300
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,335
- What are you talking about?
- There was
301
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,633
definitely something
off about those people.
302
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,176
Really?
303
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,711
What'd I miss?
304
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,721
Welcome!
305
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,596
How was the drive?
306
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,850
Eh, a little traffic comin' into
the city but otherwise okay.
307
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,182
- (creaking)
- Sheldon,
308
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,568
I want you to meet
my husband, Elliot.
309
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,946
Elliot, this
is Sheldon.
310
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,774
Nice to meet
you, young man.
311
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,865
I've heard a lot about you.
312
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,197
(cackling)
313
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,532
- (Flora cackling)
- GEORGE SR.: Oh, come on.
314
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,913
You're making it out like
they were some kind of monsters.
315
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,953
Sheldon has
his own room.
316
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,083
There's books
everywhere.
317
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,711
Even has a big old backyard
he won't play in.
318
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,420
Aren't you forgetting
somethin'?
319
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,418
What?
320
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,503
The underground laboratory.
321
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:45,966
GEORGE SR.:
I think it's called
322
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,673
a finished basement, honey.
323
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,224
I know what I saw.
324
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:50,809
Mary, it's been a long day.
325
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,431
Can we just have a quiet dinner?
326
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,600
Sure.
327
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,518
(quietly):
"Nice people."
328
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,028
Then why did we leave him there?
329
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:04,528
Because we love him and
we want the best for him.
330
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,458
This is tense.
331
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:15,868
Me and the kids
332
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,248
had a nice day.
333
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,125
Watched a lot of football.
334
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,123
You know, the Dolphins' helmet
has a dolphin on it.
335
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,254
And that dolphin
is also wearing a helmet.
336
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,085
But his helmet doesn't have
a dolphin on it...
337
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,796
it has the letter "M."
338
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,258
We talked about that
for an hour.
339
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,136
All right.
340
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,431
Dig in.
341
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,978
Excuse me.
342
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,734
Aren't we going to say grace?
343
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,608
Uh, we don't do that
in our house.
344
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,488
Oh.
345
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,487
But you're welcome to do so.
346
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,906
That's all right.
I don't believe in God.
347
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,154
Well, then why would you say
grace?
348
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,498
Because it makes my mom happy.
349
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,500
And why are you wearing
mittens?
350
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,161
Well, I don't know
where your hands have been.
351
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,376
Okay.
352
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,464
Maybe we should just eat.
353
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,338
(chuckles)
354
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,347
Do you like string beans?
355
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,137
No.
356
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,310
But I eat them.
357
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,646
(Flora chuckles)
358
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,396
♪♪♪♪
359
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,942
Sheldon, can you hear me?
360
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,699
It's your twin sister, Missy.
361
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,408
Everything's all right here,
362
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,037
but I think
Mom misses you real bad.
363
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,921
(sighs)
All right, I can't hear you,
364
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,623
so I'm gonna hang up now.
365
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,007
Good night.
366
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,921
MARY: I'm telling you,
this is a terrible idea.
367
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,723
- This is a terrible, terrible idea.
- MEEMAW: He's gonna be fine.
368
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,767
- You'll see.
- MARY: I can't believe you're okay with this.
369
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,968
MEEMAW:
I'm not okay with this.
370
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,100
I'm just trying
to be strong for you!
371
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,023
What? You thought him
leaving was a good idea.
372
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,443
Oh, I only said that because
you thought it was a bad idea.
373
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,192
You know how it's always
my nature to go the other way.
374
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,272
Say "up."
375
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,481
Up.
376
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,698
Down.
377
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,028
I'll see you in a bit.
378
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,286
Where are you off to?
379
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,909
I'm going to Dallas
to get Sheldon.
380
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,533
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
381
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,084
What about this being
a great opportunity for him?
382
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:22,543
Y'all want me to go or not?
383
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,212
- Yes! Go!
- Yes, and hurry up!
384
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,835
MEEMAW:
Get a move on, Tubby.
385
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,499
Where you going?
386
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:28,458
To get Sheldon.
387
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,794
Do I get a vote in this?
388
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,002
No.
389
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,342
Dang.
390
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,216
ADULT SHELDON: Sleep
didn't come easy that night,
391
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,392
knowing that, at any moment,
392
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,352
I could be decapitated.
393
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,314
And as if that
wasn't bad enough,
394
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,983
the bed in my room
had a dust ruffle,
395
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,560
which, to my young mind,
only meant
396
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,567
one thing: there was dust.
397
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,320
But, eventually,
I did drift off,
398
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,359
haunted by the memory,
399
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,909
the three of us
gathered around the piano
400
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,874
singing hippie folk music.
401
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:05,580
♪♪You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn ♪♪
402
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,663
Come on. Sing along now.
403
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,749
♪♪Come all without ♪♪
404
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,506
Ha! ♪♪Come all within ♪♪
♪♪Come all within ♪♪
405
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:16,432
♪♪You will not see nothin' like
the mighty Quinn. ♪♪
406
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,758
(Elliot and Flora laughing)
407
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,843
"You'll not see nothin'."
408
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,099
Shame on whoever wrote that.
409
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,557
♪♪♪♪
410
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,743
Dad?
411
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:42,832
Yeah?
412
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,206
I'm glad you came to get me.
413
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,079
Me, too.
414
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,378
(radio clicks)
415
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,213
♪♪...nothing like
the mighty Quinn ♪♪
416
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,172
No!
417
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,467
- ♪♪Come all... ♪♪
- (click)
418
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,686
(birds chirping)
419
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,477
(grunts)
420
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,733
You got my message!
421
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:14,815
Hi-yah!
422
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,613
- SHELDON: No hugging! No hugging!
- (Missy laughing)
423
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,373
I mean, why'd I bother
becoming a teacher?
424
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,375
He knows what I'm gonna
say before I say it.
425
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,707
- Or I say it and look like a dumbbell.
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:32,837
Ms. Ingram,
427
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,588
can I offer a suggestion?
428
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:35,885
What?
429
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,714
- Never mind. You do it your way.
- No, no.
430
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,141
You tell me.
Tell me how I'm wrong.
431
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,220
You assumed an extra axiom
of Euclidean geometry
432
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,645
without stating it.
433
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,019
WILKINS:
Was he right?
434
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,691
Course he's right.
(chuckles)
435
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,315
He's always right.
(chuckling)
436
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,862
Tell you what I do.
437
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,234
I send him on little errands.
438
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,281
Like the other day, I told him,
439
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,240
"Go to the supply room
and get me a framastan."
440
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,949
(chuckles)
What's a framastan?
441
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,325
No such thing. I made it up.
442
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,033
(all laughing)
443
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,790
He was gone
the whole period!
444
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,127
That's genius.
445
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,546
I'm using that.
446
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,794
Don't use framastan.
That's mine.
447
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,592
(chuckling)
448
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,294
What's going on here?
449
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,089
You said he was going away.
450
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,180
Liar.
451
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,016
It's 11:00 in the
morning, guys.
452
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,093
(all laughing)
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