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I have a special treat
for y'all today.
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My dear friend and former
college roommate is here
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from the Johnson Space Center
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in Houston to talk to us
about our space program.
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And yeah, I know
what you're thinking.
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These guys were roomies.
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How does one go on
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to be a...
a fancy scientist at NASA,
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and the other's teaching
freshman science
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at a public high school?
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Yeah, Sheldon.
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I was thinking that.
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Thank you.
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All right, uh, let's
give a warm welcome
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to my good buddy,
Dr. Ronald Hodges.
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Hey, kids. Hey.
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Glad to be here.
And, uh, Hubert, the answer
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to your question is, one of
those roomies was busy studying
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while the other was out
chasing high school girls.
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- (laughs)
- (forced laugh)
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Yeah.
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To be clear, they
were all over 18.
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(laughing):
Yeah. Well...
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Now, what I thought would
be fun to talk about today
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is what NASA's planning on doing
beyond the space shuttle.
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Things like the first
manned mission to Mars.
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Uh, yeah.
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Did you see the movie Aliens?
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I did.
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Did you think it was cool?
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Uh...
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Sure, I enjoyed it.
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Me, too.
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Football player, right?
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Yes, sir.
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(laughing):
Yeah.
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Now, of course, before
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we can set out
to explore the solar system,
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we've got a few minor problems
to overcome.
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Not the least of
which is, every time
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we launch,
it costs the U.S. taxpayers
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hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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- Yes.
- If you want to save money,
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why don't you land
the booster rockets
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instead of letting them drop
in the ocean?
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(laughs)
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That's a cute idea, but, uh,
it's not technically possible.
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Why not?
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Well, it's hard to explain.
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The math is pretty complicated.
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Perhaps
I could help you with it.
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(laughing):
Well,
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I bet you could.
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(laughs)
I'll bet you could.
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I'll tell you what.
Here is a NASA patch.
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Why don't you have your mom
sew that on your book bag? Now,
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who here wants to know how
astronauts go to the bathroom?
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BOY: - Me. I do.
- Oh, right. See,
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now, during liftoff,
all the astronauts
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wear diapers.
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ADULT SHELDON:
People often wonder why I chose
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to pursue a career
in theoretical physics.
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I usually respond by saying
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I wanted to unravel the
inner workings of the universe.
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Yeah, perhaps when
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Captain Kirk said,
"To boldly go,"
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he meant in one of those, huh?
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ADULT SHELDON:
But the real answer was
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I wanted
to prove this nincompoop wrong.
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Yeah, that's right.
Beam me up, Potty!
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(cackling)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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MEEMAW:
So I saw a lawyer today.
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Why?
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I'm putting together
my last will and testament.
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We're gonna miss ya.
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George.
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Don't worry.
I ain't leaving him squat.
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Are you dyin'?
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We're all
dyin', honey.
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From the second we're born,
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it's just a slip and slide
into the darkness.
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Unless you get
bit by a vampire.
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Well, now that goes
without saying.
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I don't want to die.
I've only kissed
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one boy so far.
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What?
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Relax. It was a
long time ago.
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Are you relaxed?
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Shelly, you haven't
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touched your dinner.
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You feel okay?
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Oh, yes. I was
just thinking.
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About what, baby?
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The optimal height-to-width
ratio for a reusable rocket.
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MEEMAW:
I was just
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thinking the exact same thing.
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Really?
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Oh, Moonpie, I love you so much.
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(laughs)
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(sighs)
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(sucks air in through teeth)
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It's late. What
are you doing up?
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I'm working
on the hyperbolic calculations
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for a rocket return.
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Need any help?
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What?
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I'm kiddin'. Now, turn out
the light and go to bed.
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- But...
- Now.
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(sighs)
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Dad, can we afford a computer?
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You do my taxes.
What do you think?
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Never mind.
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Good night.
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Meemaw?
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Mr. Moonpie,
how might I help you?
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How much money are you planning
to leave me when you die?
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Nice talkin' to you.
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- (knocking)
- Meemaw?
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Want to try that again?
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I need to buy a computer
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so I can solve
the Navier-Stokes equation.
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Uh-huh. How much is a computer?
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Apple has a nice one for $2,000,
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but the kind I need costs
three million.
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Let me see
what I got in the vault.
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(murmurs quietly)
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Nine bucks and, uh...
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Oh, look at that... a peso.
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It's warm.
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Hello, First National Bank.
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I'd like to speak
with a loan officer.
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It's regarding a second mortgage
on my home.
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My name is Sheldon Lee Cooper.
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Sure, I'll hold.
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Oh, I hate hold music.
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Hello.
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Yes, you can help me,
Dorothy Fitzpatrick.
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I'm interested in taking out
a second mortgage.
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I'm nine years old.
Why do you ask?
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That's called
age discrimination, Dorothy,
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but I'm willing to let it slide.
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I'm glad you find me cute,
but I'm deadly serious.
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I need funds to buy a computer.
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No, the house isn't in my name.
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I'm nine.
We've established this.
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I do prepare the taxes
for my parents,
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and if we tighten our belts,
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we'll have sufficient equity
for the loan.
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Sheldon, who are
you talking to?
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Dorothy Fitzpatrick.
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Who's Dorothy Fitzpatrick?
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Is she a new buddy from school?
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She's the loan officer at The
First National Bank of Medford.
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Why are you talking to her?
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Mom, can this wait?
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I'm trying
to negotiate favorable terms.
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Hello. Dorothy?
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(whirring, beeps)
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Hey, how come you
weren't in math class?
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That guy from NASA
treated me like a child,
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and I need to
prove him wrong.
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You are a child.
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Tread lightly, my friend.
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Was Ms. Ingram upset
I wasn't in class?
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(beeps) - TAM:
Actually, she was happy.
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She even did a little dance.
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Do you know anybody
with a modem?
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I think
Radio Shack has one. Why?
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I need to access
thrust-to-weight ratios
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from the FTP server at
the Johnson Space Center.
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Then what?
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Then I show that guy
from NASA my work
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and laugh as he
begs for mercy.
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You know, sometimes
you sound like a super villain.
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Silence!
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That'll be more effective after
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your voice changes.
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(sighs)
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(in deep voice):
Silence.
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(beeps)
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Mom, can you take me
to Radio Shack?
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Not today, baby.
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I have to go food shopping
and get dinner started.
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But it's important.
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Sorry. Maybe over the weekend.
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But it won't take that long.
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Sheldon, I said no.
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- But, Mom...
- Not another word.
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What?
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Can't I just be happy?
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Mom, please!
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Sheldon Lee,
I said no.
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I'm still happy.
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Please, Mom!
You're being unfair!
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- No.
- But I really need those thrust-to-weight ratios.
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Do you see I'm cookin'?
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Well, take me after dinner.
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Enough! I'm not takin' you
anywhere tonight.
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(grunts)
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ADULT SHELDON:
I'm not proud of it,
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but as a child, I was prone...
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to the occasional meltdown.
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SHELDON:
Cheese and crackers!
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ADULT SHELDON:
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
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All right,
I finally got him calmed down.
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How'd you manage that?
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Easy. Gave him a hug
and a little cough syrup.
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Mom!
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It's not like he's
operating heavy machinery.
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We can't keep putting
up with this behavior.
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We need to ground him.
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How? If you say "No playing
outside," he says, "Thank you."
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Well, we need to do something.
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It's just a tantrum.
It's what kids do.
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You used to punish me
all the time.
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That was different.
You were a pain in the ass.
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I say no Radio Shack
for at least a month.
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Sounds fair.
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I'll go tell him.
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I'd wait and tell him tomorrow.
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He's a little loopy right now.
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(laughs)
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Good night.
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She drugged our son.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Thus began the longest month of my life.
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Without the ability to access
the thrust-to-weight ratios,
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my well-intended effort
to humiliate a NASA scientist
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ground to a halt.
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Mom.
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Uh... what's going on?
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Something's wrong with Sheldon.
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(groaning)
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What's the matter, baby?
Have a tummy ache?
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I think it's an ulcer.
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GEORGE SR.:
Don't be silly.
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- You must have eaten something.
- No.
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My symptoms are consistent
with an ulcer.
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Shelly, remember
when you thought
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you had leprosy, and it was
just a patch of dry skin?
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And when you thought you had
gout? Or an enlarged prostate?
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Or mad cow?
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That was my favorite.
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Well, this is different.
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Maybe we should take
him to the doctor.
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Listen to your wife...
ulcers are serious.
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Ow.
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Well, I've never seen this
in someone so young,
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but, uh, your son has an ulcer.
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Thank you.
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How could this happen?
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Uh, there are
a number of factors.
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Has he been under
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some unusual stress lately?
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Yes. She won't take me
to Radio Shack.
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Go wait outside.
262
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,611
I've heard
some interesting research
263
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,068
about treating ulcers
264
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,243
with antimicrobials.
265
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,160
Go.
266
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,827
And you're surprised
I have an ulcer.
267
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,374
I'm surprised
I don't have one.
268
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:11,744
(clears throat)
269
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,374
Um, Radio Shack?
270
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,791
He's trying to figure out
how to help NASA land rockets.
271
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,717
Oh. Well, that's a nice thing.
272
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,715
He's just doing
it out of spite.
273
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,134
Okay.
274
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,591
Well,
keep him off spicy foods for the time being,
275
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,427
and I'll write you
a prescription for Zantac.
276
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,644
Does he smoke?
277
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,889
'Course not.
He's nine.
278
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,770
(chuckles):
I started at his age.
279
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,768
Uh, but only when I drank.
280
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,607
(modem dialing up)
281
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,989
- What the...?
- (modem whining)
282
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,494
Sheldon!
What are you doing?
283
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,285
I just need a minute.
These things are so slow.
284
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,701
Is this your family?
285
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,039
They're lovely.
286
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,915
♪♪
287
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,551
- Mom.
- What?
288
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,754
There's something wrong
with Sheldon again.
289
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:04,713
SHELDON:
I figured it out!
290
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,640
I figured it out!
291
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,095
One night.
292
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,976
I want to sleep one night.
293
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,434
Oh. Hi, Mom.
294
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,224
PETER GABRIEL:
Hi there.
295
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,934
("Big Time" playing)
296
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,395
♪ I'm on my way,
I'm making it... ♪
297
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,903
ADULT SHELDON: With my research
complete and my ulcer on the mend,
298
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,030
all that was left to do
was send my work to NASA
299
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,660
and wait to become America's
scientific sweetheart.
300
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,116
♪ And I will walk
through the front door ♪
301
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,200
♪ Big time... ♪
302
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,375
ADULT SHELDON:
So I waited...
303
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,294
♪ Make it show, yeah ♪
304
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,088
♪ Big time ♪
305
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,377
...and waited...
306
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,546
♪ Big time ♪
307
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,218
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
308
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,510
...and waited...
309
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,305
♪♪
310
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,258
(dial tone droning)
311
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,597
(dial tone continues droning)
312
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,482
...and waited.
313
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,026
♪♪
314
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,185
♪ Big. ♪
315
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,397
Something's wrong
with Sheldon again.
316
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,355
GEORGE SR.:
Now what?
317
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,362
MARY: Those people at NASA never
responded to his science stuff.
318
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,910
GEORGE SR.: Damn it.
I've had enough of this.
319
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,905
Sheldon, get up.
320
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,911
What's the point?
321
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,416
We're going to Houston.
322
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:17,752
Really?
323
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,250
Yeah.
324
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,340
You and me are gonna give
those space monkeys
325
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,920
a little talkin' to.
326
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,094
ADULT SHELDON:
I often found my father to be
327
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,514
a strange and puzzling man,
328
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:32,344
but at that moment,
I never loved him more.
329
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,233
♪♪
330
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,023
I don't see why I
couldn't stay home.
331
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,943
'Cause we're having
a fun family outin'.
332
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,485
Can I at least drive?
333
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,784
She said fun, not tragic.
334
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,529
Let's go to the ostrich farm.
335
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,363
GEORGE JR.:
Cool.
336
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,323
We can ride 'em, and
then we can eat 'em.
337
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,532
GEORGE SR.:
We're not stopping anywhere.
338
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,459
We're going to Houston
to straighten this thing out
339
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,286
for your brother,
then we're going home.
340
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,671
Shelly, you doing okay?
341
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,133
Yes. I just hope I
don't get carsick.
342
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,926
You want Daddy to pull over?
343
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,544
I'll be okay.
344
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,638
- (vomiting)
- MISSY: Oh, God,
345
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,182
it's on my shoes,
it's on my shoes!
346
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,018
MEEMAW: For Pete's sake,
somebody open a window.
347
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,061
♪♪
348
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,145
Yeah, I don't
mean to be rude,
349
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,105
but we've been
waitin' for an hour
350
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,190
- to see your boss.
- I'm sorry, sir,
351
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,321
- but you didn't have an appointment.
- We didn't have
352
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,994
an appointment 'cause every time
I called, you put me on hold.
353
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,707
I'm sure Dr. Hodges'll see you
as soon as he can.
354
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,920
- So, what do you want to do?
- Well...
355
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,457
I guess we just got
to be patient and wait...
356
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,791
Aw, screw it!
357
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,842
Excuse me, sir,
you can't just...
358
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,386
All right,
here's the deal.
359
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,921
My kid's got
a damn ulcer 'cause of you,
360
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,473
so either you
take him seriously,
361
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,721
or you're gonna be
taking me seriously.
362
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,223
(intercom buzzes)
363
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,098
Yes, sir?
364
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,600
HODGES:
Janice, why don't you
365
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,352
send the little boy in?
(nervous chuckle)
366
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,478
Right away.
367
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,196
He'll see you now.
368
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,823
You're up, Moonpie.
369
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,032
And here...
370
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,584
near apogee,
we gimbal the engine
371
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,832
to exert a torque
372
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,959
that executes
a pitchover maneuver
373
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,212
to flip the rocket
by 180 degrees.
374
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,967
(laughs):
Well, that's very impressive.
375
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,513
Thank you very much
for taking the time...
376
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,840
I'm not done.
377
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:36,432
Oh.
378
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,260
Uh... sorry.
379
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,515
Needless to say,
380
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,356
we use a P.I.D. controller
to minimize the dispersions
381
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,230
to the landing site.
382
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,440
Anything else?
383
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,988
Yes. I'd like a glass of water.
384
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,735
It's time to take my Zantac.
385
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,651
(mumbles softly):
Oh...
386
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,660
He's been in there
quite a while.
387
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:00,582
Well, if the topic
388
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,285
is science, he can be
a really Chatty Patty.
389
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,540
I'm bored.
390
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,667
- Me, too.
- Hey.
391
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,466
Someday somebody's gonna write
a book about Sheldon.
392
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,547
Don't you want there
to be a chapter
393
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:15,096
about how loving and supportive
you two were?
394
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,220
Doesn't matter.
I ain't reading it.
395
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,928
This is groundbreaking work.
396
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,855
Thank you. And...?
397
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,307
And...?
398
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,768
I thought you might want
to apologize.
399
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:28,856
Well...
400
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:29,895
why?
401
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,777
You tried to shut me up
with a patch.
402
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,568
(chuckles nervously): Well...
I-I give those to everyone.
403
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,243
A-And you have
to understand, Sheldon,
404
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,994
that while your math
is-is theoretically correct,
405
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,202
we don't have the technical
capability to execute it.
406
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,831
So I'm ahead of my time?
407
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,502
Well... it would appear so.
(chuckles)
408
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,296
All right, call me
when you catch up.
409
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:53,752
W... uh...
410
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,212
We can go now.
411
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,547
♪♪
412
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,767
♪ Rocket... ♪
413
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,482
ADULT SHELDON: I've often
contemplated what might have happened
414
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,235
if my father hadn't stuck up
for me that day.
415
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,778
Would I have gone on to become
416
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,905
a world-class
theoretical physicist,
417
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,530
or just your average Joe
Sixpack theoretical physicist?
418
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,489
Dad?
419
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,619
Yeah?
420
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,659
Thank you.
421
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,499
You're welcome.
422
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,341
We're real proud
of you, honey.
423
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,588
- Are you proud of me and Georgie?
- Of course.
424
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:38,718
You bet.
425
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,215
For what?
426
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,050
Don't go pokin' at it.
427
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,432
♪♪
428
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,403
♪♪
429
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,281
NEWSWOMAN:
For the first time,
430
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,455
SpaceX has successfully landed
its Falcon 9 rocket
431
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,079
on a drone ship
in the Atlantic Ocean.
432
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,424
SpaceX founder Elon Musk
called the event
433
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,298
an "incredible milestone
in the history of space."
434
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:24,926
(intercom beeps)
435
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,230
- Elon, the CNN reporter's here to talk to you.
- Hang on.
436
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,564
Send him in.
(clears throat)
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