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-Previously on This Is Us...
-You know, when I was a kid,
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I was obsessed with Star Wars.
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Luke, Vader,
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Leia, Obi-Wan.
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They were on the inside.
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Action!
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Kev's in rehab.
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I let Kevin get sent to rehab.
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You know what,
I'm very proud of you, Kevin,
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but in here is in here,
but out there,
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-just takes one second
to slip up. -Yeah.
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My foster dad helped me
with that.
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And if you want to know
what's best for her,
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it's me, and the second
I get out of here,
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I'm coming back for her.
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Hey, girl.
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I'm gonna miss her.
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Me, too.
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-Hello.
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As around the sun the Earth
knows she's revolving
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And the rosebuds
know to bloom...
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-Oh-ho-ho!
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-Another...
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-five-seven split by my wife.
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I love it. My husband knows
all the bowling lingo.
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Wow.
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This is the best
first anniversary ever.
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Are you ready for your gift?
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Mm-hmm.
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Just as all is born is new
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Do know what I say is true
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- That I'll be
loving you always -Oh.
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Until the...
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Because you're always scribbling
on all those scraps of paper,
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-I started collecting them and
then I had them bound. -Uh-huh.
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-'Cause in my mind,
when I was doing it,
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it was really romantic.
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Rebecca, th-this is
the most romantic gift ever.
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Oh, I love you.
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Mr. and Mrs. Pearson,
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please make your way to lane 30
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for a very special dance.
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*As around the sun
the Earth knows...
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Holy crap, Jack.
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Happy anniversary.
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To bloom in early May
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Just as hate knows
love's the cure
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You can
rest your mind assure
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*That I'll be
loving you always...
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To four years.
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Mm. To four years.
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Do you want your gift?
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It's time?
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All right.
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I've been
waiting to give this to you.
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-Oh, wow.
-Open it.
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Silly.
- I'll be loving you
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- Always
- Until the rainbow...
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Because you're always
talking about
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-how the new guys on the
job sites take your hammer. -Oh.
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That is beautiful.
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Babe, I love it.
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Always
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Until the dolphin flies
and parrots live at sea
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Always
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Until we dream of life...
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I love this piano so much.
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Until dear Mother Nature
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Says her work is through
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Until the day
that you are me
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And I am you...
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Jack.
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Happy anniversary.
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Oh, happy anniversary, babe.
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-Mm.
-Hey.
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Can you promise me
there aren't any
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big grand gestures
planned this morning?
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No. No, not this year.
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Okay. 'Cause you promised,
and I didn't get you anything.
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Oh, I know. I know.
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Patrick Swayze's
not gonna pop out
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-It's always Swayze with you.
-I don't know.
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-Sorry.
-No. No big grand gestures.
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No gifts.
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No guilt.
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That's what you asked for
this year, and I'm obeying.
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Thank you.
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We'll get the kids to bed early.
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Say around...
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-8:30 Eastern Standard Time.
-Yeah.
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And then we'll be
right back here in bed
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-watching The Commish finale.
-Yes. Thank you.
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-That's all I want,
just one year. -Mm-hmm.
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My two favorite guys:
you and The Commish.
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Yeah.
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What's going on, honey?
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My mom doesn't know I'm here.
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We're past due on our gas.
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We haven't had heat
in a couple of weeks.
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We need $89.34.
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I didn't know where else to go.
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It's okay.
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Hey, uh, I'm gonna call your mom
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and I'm gonna set up a recurring
direct deposit until...
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-Randall.
-No. She won't take it.
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Look, I don't need extra,
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but it needs to be cash
so I can tell her
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that I saved up my allowance
from when I was here.
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We need the heat back on before
Miss Linda does her next visit.
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Come on.
I'll give you a ride home.
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I won't come up.
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But you got to promise me
something, Deja.
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If something like this
ever happens again,
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or if you need anything,
you call us, okay?
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You don't wait for the heat
to go off. You call us.
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Come on.
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The girls are at your mom's.
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Everything I own with glitter
is packed.
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It is T-minus 30 minutes
to departure.
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Vegas, baby!
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-Hey.
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Where are the neat piles
organized by
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size, color and material, man?
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-Maybe we shouldn't go.
What?
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No. You can't bail
on Toby's bachelor party.
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And I can't bail
on Kate's bachelorette, so...
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Look, what if Deja needs us
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and we're on the other side
of the country?
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Hey. It's been weeks.
She hasn't called.
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Okay? That's a good thing.
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That means her mom
is doing good.
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And if she's not, then
Linda will step in, you know?
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That's all we can do, or we're
gonna drive ourselves crazy.
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Okay? It is what it is.
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Okay.
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All right? Now, come on.
Baby, you love Vegas.
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Do Rain Man blackjack for me.
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I don't feel like doing
Rain Man blackjack.
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Okay.
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You know we're
pity invites, right?
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Nobody wants their
brother- or sister-in-law
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watching them go wild in Vegas.
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Hey. I'm totally down
with a pity invite, okay?
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I deserve a pity invite.
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I have two children,
work a full-time job,
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and manage a tenement,
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because you saw a mural
and imagined a cat.
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Hey, I deserve this.
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Definitely have
a 16 against a nine.
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-Definitely gonna hit.
16 plus five is 21.
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It's definitely a winning hand.
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-Definitely a winning hand.
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-Vegas, baby!
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Vegas!
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It's a live Magic Mike show.
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Like the movie but in real life.
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They say it's like literally
being inside of Magic Mike.
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Madison, I don't know.
I don't know.
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-Like, what's all the oil and...
Yeah. -TOBY: Hey, hon.
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I was just...
Oh. Madison's here, again.
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Hey, Toblerone.
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I really don't like that.
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Uh, I'm packing for
this Vegas bromance-a-thon,
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and I'm trying
to figure out if I go
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Clooney Ocean or Sinatra Ocean.
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-Hmm.
-I need fiancée wisdom.
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Toby.
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You're a thief and a liar.
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I only lied about being a thief.
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Yep, you're right.
Clooney Ocean.
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You're always right. I like it.
That's why I put a ring on it.
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You guys are
so Mike and Molly,
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-I can't stand it.
I hate you so much.
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Okay, I am out.
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Kate, I will see you
at the airport.
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Don't stress.
I'm all over this.
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That's what I'm stressed about.
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Later, Toby Bryant!
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You know what?
You got to stop doing that,
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'cause that's...
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You know, I like Toby Bryant.
That's good.
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What's going on
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-Yeah. Come on.
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Joint belly rub?
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-Uh, dog first.
Come here, buddy.
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-Flip it. Flipper pup.
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I wish we were doing
our Vegas parties together.
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Me, too. But that's exactly why
we should be doing them apart,
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because we are wildly
codependent, all right?
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I had to scrape the bottom
of a very nerdy friend barrel
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to even have a bachelor party.
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Madison is running point
on yours,
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for God's sake. Madison.
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Well, at least
you get Randall at yours.
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-Randall can make anything fun.
-Yeah, he can.
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At least I...
that's how I remember it,
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when I actually, you know,
used to see him.
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And I get Beth, who I've spent
a sum total of seven minutes
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alone with my entire life.
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-Come on, Beth is great.
-Okay, you take her.
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-And I'll take Randall.
-Oh, no-no-no-no-no.
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The Brothers Pearson
are all mine this weekend.
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I got one scoop
of dark chocolate Pearson,
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and one scoop
of creamy vanilla Pearson,
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and I'm gonna be
the ruddy strawberry
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that brings it
all together, baby.
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-I'm sorry that
your brother couldn't make it.
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Yeah, well,
that's an understatement.
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He had a hundred excuses before
I even got the question out.
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But good news is
we'll be back here in no time,
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-laying in bed with
this big fella.
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Huh? Recounting our Vegas
war stories.
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And then
we won't have to have
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another external relationship
for at least another year.
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See, you always
know what to say.
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Yeah. All right.
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Scoot that. My turn.
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Right here?
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All right, Katie girl,
what shape should I try?
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Mm, Texas.
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Texas.
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Okay.
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-Dad.
-Yeah.
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Aren't you supposed to do
special stuff today
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to show Mom that you love her,
or whatever?
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We're taking the year off
from the special stuff,
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but I love your mom always.
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But you always do something.
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Yeah, I know. I'm just,
I'm not allowed to this year.
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-What if we did something
for you guys? -Yeah! -Yeah!
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-We'd do everything. We promise.
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Okay, so if you do everything,
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then technically
I'm not breaking the rules.
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-Uh, we'll make dinner.
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-What are you guys conspiring
about
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We're gonna throw you guys
a big anniversary party!
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-Yeah!
-Yay!
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I'm ready for pancakes!
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- Me, too!
-With chocolate chips!
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-I...
-Jack.
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No. Wasn't me.
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Yes!
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Damn, baby!
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I am feeling Vegas right now!
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-Let's do something crazy.
Let's go skydiving. -Okay.
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Oh, let's go take Ecstasy and
see the magician that got ate
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-by the lion. -I think
I'm just gonna call Deja.
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-Real quick. Let her know
we're in Vegas. -Hey, hey.
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-Just... -No, no, no.
This is a Deja-free zone.
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Um, what if she comes to
the house and we're not there?
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Randall, are you serious?
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00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,199
Sorry.
256
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:43,003
I guess I just can't,
what, detach like you can.
257
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,006
-Come on, man,
cut me some slack.
258
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,608
You know you're the head,
I'm the heart.
259
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,881
Deja's no longer
a part of our home, okay?
260
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:57,617
It's not fair to anyone involved
to keep acting like she is.
261
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,252
You know that.
262
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,090
Yeah.
263
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,225
Yeah, you're right.
264
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,261
Well, the head is
always right, I guess.
265
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:13,100
I said you were able to detach
from this Deja situation,
266
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,635
-not that you were detached.
-Yep.
267
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,637
Calling you the head
was a compliment.
268
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,206
I meant it as a compliment.
269
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,641
Thank you for the compliment.
270
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,256
-Fresh towels.
-Come on in.
271
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,092
I didn't just call you in here
for fresh towels. I, uh...
272
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,428
-I want to show you something.
And what's your name? -Renata.
273
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,897
Renata. Look at this right here.
You know what that is?
274
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,665
There's 27 bottles
of alcohol in there.
275
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,835
Since I was 18,
I've been to Vegas probably--
276
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,302
I don't know-- 50 times.
277
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,238
And of those 50 times,
I want you to guess
278
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,473
how many I've been
absolutely blackout drunk for.
279
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,109
-All of them. -All of them.
Yes. Every single one of 'em.
280
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,678
Good job. You're good at this
game. How did you know that?
281
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,680
You're Rehab Manny who got drunk
282
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,749
and ran over his daughter
with a car.
283
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,986
Renata, you can't believe
everything you read.
284
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:09,256
But, anyway, uh, coming to Vegas
at this point in my life
285
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:13,093
is like, um... it's like
my Mount Everest, okay?
286
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,928
And I'm gonna conquer it.
287
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,430
So, tomorrow,
when you come in here, right,
288
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,632
you're gonna walk over here,
you're gonna count 27 bottles
289
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,634
of unopened alcohol,
you're gonna reach over here,
290
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:25,172
you're gonna grab that $100 tip
that I'm leaving for you,
291
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,340
and you're gonna feel so good
about being part
292
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,709
of this stranger's journey,
all right?
293
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,545
The, uh, the Rehab Manny,
as you so lovingly called him,
294
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:37,817
that you witnessed conquer
his personal Mount Everest.
295
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,921
Do you still want towels?
296
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,858
Sure.
297
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,862
Say, say, say,
hey, hey now, baby
298
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,364
- Oh, Mama, don't play now...
-Beth! -Hey!
299
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,367
-You made it!
-Yeah, we just got in.
300
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,836
Do you want to come in?
301
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,805
-Yeah.
302
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,573
Ah, Randall! My main man!
303
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,875
I'm all right.
-Boom!
304
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,244
-These are my girls
from the support group. -Hey!
305
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,346
-It's Liz, and this is Laurie.
-Nice to meet you. Beth.
306
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,548
-Gorgeous.
-This is, uh, Shooter.
307
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,583
Pleasure. -We
got Rick and Stu, my stud buds
308
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,684
-from the I.T. office.
-Stu.
309
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,421
-Stu! Sorry! This is Rick.
Pleasure. -Bill.
310
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,423
-And there she is.
311
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,391
This is Madison, the mastermind.
312
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,427
-I've been dying to meet you!
313
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,762
-Come here. Give me a hug.
-Oh!
314
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,265
-Hey-o! Here we are!
-Oh! Think you know that guy.
315
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,335
-I'm doing well, thanks.
-All right. Good to see you.
316
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,170
-Good to see you. -Celebrating
this guy.
317
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,604
-Yeah.
318
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,241
When Kate sent out the guest
list, I followed you on Insta.
319
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,044
Your hair is always different,
and I am obsessed.
320
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,746
Girls, I've got party gifts.
321
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,414
-Look at these guys.
322
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,783
-Hey! -You guys...
323
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,218
I'm-I'm not ready.
324
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,254
-Ah!
325
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,124
Classy. Literary.
326
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,893
-To Toby! -Aw!
327
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,430
-To Kate!
-To Kate!
328
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,600
Oh, straight from the bottle.
Okay. Straight from the bottle.
329
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,807
What's herbes de Provence?
330
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,077
I don't know, bud.
331
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,313
But are you sure you just
don't want to make spaghetti
332
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,083
-Didn't Mom say
at Kate's piano recital
333
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,987
that she always wanted to try
Cornish hens?
334
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,488
She did.
335
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,391
Then get in the game, Dad.
336
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,432
-Just stick with me, kid.
-BOY: Hey, Randall.
337
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,801
Andrew, Bryce, in my hood.
338
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,836
339
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,622
Hey, where are you guys gonna be
doing this top secret research?
340
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,524
-Research station is
in the back. -Okay.
341
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,426
-Come on, Kate!
-Well, find me if you need
342
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,760
-any help.
-Okay, Mom!
343
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,365
Hey, so I'm thinking,
after we settle up here,
344
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,001
we hit the "clurb," and then,
uh, and then maybe we go do
345
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,802
some gambling
down in gritty Old Vegas,
346
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,704
-like in Swingers.
-Yeah!
347
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,274
'Cause the Strip is hip,
but downtown is where it's at.
348
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,176
Something else to drink,
gentlemen?
349
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,945
I will do another soda water
with a lime, please.
350
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,547
I'm all set. Thanks.
351
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,016
Uh, hey, listen,
thanks for coming out.
352
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,018
I-I know this alcohol thing
can be kind of...
353
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,986
No, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
354
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,455
-It's fine. Thank you.
-Okay.
355
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,691
Oh, guys, check this out.
Randall's bachelor party,
356
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,793
-which I was in charge of,
okay... -ALL: Ooh!
357
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,396
It's fine. I'm gonna tell the
story. So, I bring him to this,
358
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,165
uh, this pretty seedy
strip club, you know,
359
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,832
-to make a man out of him,
right
360
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,168
That's what you do.
I'm his brother.
361
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,836
Uh, we get there, and Randall,
362
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,839
within 20 minutes, has convinced
two of the strippers
363
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,342
to quit their jobs
and go back to school.
364
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,079
-He takes care of
other people. -I appreciate it.
365
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,414
You know what, at-at least
I didn't date one of 'em
366
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,748
-for a year.
-ALL: Ooh!
367
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,017
It was... it was nice.
368
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,819
-She was really sweet. She...
369
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,921
-She was a sweetheart. She was
a sweetheart. -I bet it was.
370
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,356
See, what you are
witnessing here
371
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,258
is the Kevin/Randall rivalry.
372
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,494
It is a tale as old as time.
373
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,996
-I didn't
know you knew about it.
374
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,998
-Whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's one of my costars. -Oh!
375
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,866
That's one of my costars.
I'm gonna go, uh,
376
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,136
I'm gonna go say hi. All right?
Be right back.
377
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,040
-So, Randall, hey...
-You know what, Tobe,
378
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,675
I got to make a quick call.
I'll be right back.
379
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,677
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
380
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,450
Emma.
381
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,021
Yeah?
-Hey. I'm good.
382
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,190
-Really good,
actually. I'm really good.
383
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,560
Good. That's really good.
I heard about the rehab.
384
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,962
Hollywood.
385
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,031
-Where everyone's a mess!
386
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,367
Yeah.
387
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,603
I'm-I'm, uh, I'm looking forward
to Hill 40 coming out.
388
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,605
I'm actually counting down
the days until it's released.
389
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,441
It's been a, uh...
390
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,043
"beacon of light
at the end of a very dark,
391
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,212
very long year."
392
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,748
You haven't heard?
393
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,750
Haven't heard what?
394
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,485
They cut me out of the movie.
395
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,888
-Wait, they... I'm sorry...
-Ron sent a really nice note.
396
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,724
Handwritten, so at least
I got a nice memento.
397
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,626
He's, um...
398
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,995
he's going in
a different direction.
399
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,665
Said some characters
just fell out,
400
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,667
others were
substantially cut down.
401
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,436
I was in
the "fell out" category.
402
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,839
-Half my scenes were with you.
-Well, maybe you're in
403
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:30,109
the "substantially cut down"
category.
404
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,145
Hey, let's have lunch soon.
405
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,255
Hey, Kevin, you coming back?
406
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,256
Kevin?
407
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,192
Kevin?
408
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,961
Uh, Bill, but Stu's fine.
409
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,531
-Um, anyway...
Listen, can you, can you,
410
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,533
-Yeah.
411
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,602
Can you tell Toby that I'm not,
I'm not feeling well?
412
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,103
-I'm not, um...
-Oh.
413
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,605
I'm gonna call it early.
414
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,440
Can-can you, can you
tell him that for me?
415
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,008
O-Okay. You're just not...
416
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,676
Okay, um...
417
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,478
Deja.
418
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,814
It's Randall.
I saw you called.
419
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:11,117
Uh, yeah. Um...
420
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152
the Bill Nye guy you love
was on TV.
421
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,456
-I just thought of you.
-Oh. Okay.
422
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,626
Well, uh, we're in Las Vegas,
423
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,329
but I'm keeping my phone
on me, okay?
424
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,365
-If you need anything.
-Okay.
425
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,404
So your heat's back on?
It's all good?
426
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,644
Yeah. Um, I'm sorry.
427
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,879
It's hard to call
when my mom's around.
428
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,415
We just want to make sure
that you're safe
429
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,150
and you're well taken care of.
430
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,021
Uh, we're making it work.
431
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,424
Good.
432
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,360
Yeah.
433
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,028
I got to go.
My mom's coming back.
434
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,164
-Bye.
-Bye.
435
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,199
436
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:12,912
All right. Thank you. Yeah.
437
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,249
-Hey. -Hey, there he is!
You ready to hit the clurb?
438
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,719
-I think I'm
gonna skip the clurb tonight.
439
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,388
I'm feeling a little jet-lagged.
440
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,123
But you go. Right?
Have fun with your friends.
441
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,693
Get rowdy. You don't need
your brother-in-law
442
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,695
weighing you down.
I'll see you.
443
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,464
444
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,500
445
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,972
I've got a shine
446
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,710
Got a brand-new look
about me
447
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,978
- A new peace of mind
448
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,549
With a chill
I've never known
449
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,551
Planets so high
450
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,422
- Now revolve around me
451
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,824
It's the new, it's the new
452
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:03,596
It's the brand-new way
to be me
453
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:11,137
Brand-new way to be me
454
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,242
All that you can dream
455
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,312
I can make come true
456
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:25,084
I will help you read
your favorite bedtime story
457
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,521
I'm the one that belongs,
right, never wrong for you
458
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:37,597
I've got a shine,
got a brand-new look about me
459
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:43,470
New peace of mind
with a chill I've never known
460
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:48,140
Those planets so high
now revolve around me
461
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,143
It's the new
462
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,080
It's the brand-new way
to be me.
463
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,119
-Dad, the hens go right there,
so I'd chop your onion. -Okay.
464
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,854
-Yeah, I know. These are...
-Hi, guys.
465
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,056
How's dinner looking? 'Cause
it's getting kind of late.
466
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,893
My entree had to marinate
for three hours!
467
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,397
-Mom, this isn't the good china.
468
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,899
This is going to be my seventh
469
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,901
and final trip
down to the basement.
470
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,403
What else do you guys need?
471
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,737
The Christmas lights,
the white pretty ones.
472
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,372
Those are in the hallway closet.
473
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,873
-Okay.
-I'll get them.
474
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,575
And we need help
lighting all the candles.
475
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:25,077
Okay.
476
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,514
-Yes, babe.
477
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:31,183
I think Dad should wear a tux,
and you should look like this.
478
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,260
Oh, my God, that was
so fun! Thank you!
479
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,063
Randall,
what are you doing here?
480
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:47,700
-Hey! No boys allowed.
Strip or split. -Yeah.
481
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,702
-Yeah.
-I needed to talk to you.
482
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,404
I didn't expect to see you
483
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,406
getting your freak on
with Magic Mike.
484
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,443
His name is Anton, actually.
It's not important. What's up?
485
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,177
Deja called.
486
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,212
She did?
Is everything okay?
487
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,081
-No.
488
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,083
Well, she said
everything was okay,
489
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:07,386
but she kept taking these long
pauses like it was Morse code.
490
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,256
My parental bells
rang hard, Beth.
491
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,358
So nothing's wrong?
492
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,927
Well, she said she was calling
just to check in on me,
493
00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,430
-but I think that...
-Oh, my God, Randall!
494
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,265
You seriously
crashed your sister's
495
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,933
bachelorette party
to tell me that?
496
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,368
Beth, I know what
this sounds like,
497
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,303
-but my gut tells me...
-One night.
498
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,238
You couldn't give me one night.
499
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,576
I sit inside your anxiety every
damn minute of every damn day,
500
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,578
-and you can't give me
one night... -Excuse me, Beth.
501
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,046
I didn't realize that it was so
difficult being married to me.
502
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,715
Hey, it's not always
a party, husband.
503
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,550
Well, I'll tell you
something, wife.
504
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,953
You know, I may lead with my
heart, but at least I've got...
505
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:43,389
What Say it.
You're gonna say I'm heartless?
506
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,392
-No, not my words. -No,
because you said I was detached.
507
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,561
You said I was the head,
and now you're trying to say
508
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,230
I'm heartless because
I just want a break from this?
509
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,668
You know what, Beth?
You're right.
510
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,403
The way that you're reacting
511
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,271
to everything that's happened
is perfectly normal.
512
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,573
You're all heart.
513
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,242
I should've kept this
a "Deja-free zone,"
514
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,444
as you so heartwarmingly
called it.
515
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,847
Screw you!
516
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,415
-Screw you, Beth.
-Oh, okay, okay, okay.
517
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,984
-Everybody take it easy.
Let's just take it easy. -Hey.
518
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,420
Hey, please stay out of this.
This is between me and Randall.
519
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,255
This doesn't have anything
to do with you right now.
520
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,257
I understand that. I...
But can you understand
521
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,759
-Please just sit back down,
522
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,661
-I'm not gonna sit down.
523
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,095
Kate, this is not
a Big Three moment.
524
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,597
I know that,
but he's my brother.
525
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,833
-He's also my husband.
-Oh, I know.
526
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:30,970
Randall has made it very clear
who's more important to him.
527
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:36,843
I don't know why
I just said that.
528
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,878
I'm gonna get some air.
529
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,913
Kate?
530
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:53,292
-Thank God!
-Let's eat. -Okay, great.
531
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,694
In here?
-Yes, eat in here. -Yes.
532
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:55,995
-I think we should.
-Okay, great.
533
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,463
Oh, no!
534
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,199
Dad never turned the oven on!
535
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,136
Well, I had to go wash my hands
536
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,738
'cause he had me
cutting the onions.
537
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,875
-I forgot. I'm sorry. -Oh, no.
-No, it's ruined!
538
00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,544
-Kev, I will cook that and we
can eat it tomorrow. -Yeah.
539
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:14,513
No, now we're never,
never gonna have dinner,
540
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,583
and you're gonna divorce him!
541
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,320
Sophie's parents
are getting divorced.
542
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,856
And you guys don't even want
to celebrate your anniversary.
543
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,658
-Oh. -So you're probably
getting divorced, too.
544
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,326
-No, no, no, we're...
-No, Kev, we're not.
545
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,061
-Kevin, come here.
546
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:32,364
Kevin, no, your dad and I
are not getting divorced.
547
00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:35,234
-No, never, ever.
-Look at me.
548
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,236
-Never.
549
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,838
-Yeah.
-Never.
550
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,673
Oh. Okay.
551
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,675
Um, we're gonna go to bed now!
552
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,877
Good night.
553
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,313
-Come on!
554
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,517
Come on!
555
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,720
Oh. Oh, you know what?
556
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,454
Gonna give you that.
Thank you.
557
00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,856
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
558
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,592
Kate?
559
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,594
You found me.
560
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,630
It wasn't very hard.
561
00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,899
Only person still
drinking Cosmos in 2018.
562
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,104
Carrie Bradshaw--
that girl is timeless,
563
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,240
okay, and so are
her favorite cocktails.
564
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:16,075
Right.
565
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,079
Are you and Beth okay?
566
00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,081
Oh, we'll be fine.
567
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,751
We have a blow-out like this
every few years.
568
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,386
Never surrounded by
so much greased-up man meat,
569
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,089
but, you know,
first time for everything.
570
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,794
She wanted to make sure
you were okay.
571
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:42,568
I just want you to know, okay,
that I like to pride myself
572
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,570
on being the first person
to realize
573
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,906
that Randall Pearson
was the coolest human ever.
574
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,008
I've known that
since we were kids.
575
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,645
You know, everyone thinks that
it was always Kevin and Kate.
576
00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,146
But the year after Dad died,
577
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,983
it was Kate and Randall
578
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,752
eating Hot Pockets and watching
Mom pretending to be okay.
579
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,487
And binge-watching
Sex and the City
580
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,089
when binge-watching
wasn't even a thing.
581
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,358
And I knew that one day
that I was gonna lose you
582
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:09,095
to somebody
who was as cool as Beth.
583
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,498
But that someday--
it happened so fast.
584
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:15,634
And, God, she is spectacular.
I-I get it, I know it.
585
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:19,105
But then, when I did,
when I lost you, I...
586
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,775
First off,
you can never lose me.
587
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,711
Not even if you tried.
588
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,846
You basically got
brother LoJack on me.
589
00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,716
Okay? Kate, I was
a straight, black teenage boy.
590
00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,483
Do you really think
591
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:34,120
I liked watching
Sex and the City that much?
592
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:40,559
I just watched it
because you loved it.
593
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,195
-Yeah.
594
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:46,565
I thought
that you were such a Miranda.
595
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,334
-Okay, okay.
596
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,569
All right, all right.
Enough. Whoa.
597
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,805
I'm not crying at
my bachelorette party, again.
598
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,340
That's my bad.
599
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,378
So how is Toby?
600
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,380
Uh, did you guys, like, bond?
601
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,015
Did you, um,
do the secret handshake?
602
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,751
'Cause I think he really wants
a secret handshake.
603
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:07,586
What? No. We... I just...
604
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,588
We left him with his friends.
605
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,924
Okay.
606
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,893
What?
607
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:18,397
It's just that
his friends were the fillers.
608
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,233
And he just wanted this weekend
609
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:24,971
to be about, you know,
you and Kevin, and...
610
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,110
Hey, man.
611
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,579
Uh, hey.
612
00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:36,749
I thought you guys had
gone to bed or something.
613
00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,251
Yeah, about that. We, uh...
614
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,754
-We're sorry we bailed
on you tonight. -Right.
615
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,522
Honestly, we didn't think
you'd miss us.
616
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,960
Oh, honestly, I didn't, so...
617
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,764
Want to go for a walk?
618
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,665
Yeah, let me get my jacket.
619
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:02,775
-Here. Thanks.
620
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,312
Ugh. No, I am way too tired
621
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,147
to sit at the table
and eat right now.
622
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,916
Why don't you just put it out,
623
00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:12,218
and I'll come back downstairs
and wrap it up later.
624
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,788
Yeah, I'm just gonna let it
cool off a little bit.
625
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:21,093
Wow. I mean,
they really did try.
626
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,962
-I mean...
627
00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,331
Got to work on
the follow-through, but...
628
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:29,001
Well, it's hard to live up
to your standard. It is.
629
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,239
-Mm-hmm.
630
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,607
I really missed
giving you a gift this year.
631
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,409
-Yeah.
632
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,411
Even if it wasn't
gonna be as great
633
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,314
as the one
you would have given me.
634
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:45,751
I'm sorry for...
635
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,254
de-Jacking you.
636
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,956
De
637
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,960
-Yeah.
638
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,761
-Hey.
-Yeah.
639
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,831
-Let's never do nothing again.
-No. Yeah.
640
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,499
-Deal.
641
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,340
Come on, let's go upstairs.
642
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,352
What? Jack.
643
00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:21,820
-No...
644
00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,990
No, this is not me, I swear.
645
00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:26,358
I swear.
646
00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,394
What is that?
647
00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,599
"Mom and Dad."
648
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,804
"Dear Mom and Dad,
go out on the roof,
649
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,141
lie down, look up, hold hands
and wait. Love, the Big Three."
650
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,542
"Meteor shower."
651
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,044
-Oh.
652
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,712
Well, you did it, babe.
653
00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:49,581
-You created mini yous.
-We did.
654
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:52,184
You did.
655
00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:54,220
Look at this.
656
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:07,099
Madison is drunk snoring
in my room.
657
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,767
Who knew that such a loud sound
658
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,569
could come
from such a tiny person?
659
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:16,075
-Sure.
660
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:26,785
Oh, when I'm upset, I eat candy.
And when I'm drunk.
661
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,955
I didn't know that.
662
00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:36,362
It's really hard
for me to make friends.
663
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,397
My brothers were my friends.
664
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,467
I was always, um, self-conscious
665
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,635
and, um...
666
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:46,605
defensive around strong women.
667
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,608
I mean, look no further
than my mother.
668
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:56,148
And so when Randall met you,
I was, I was intimidated.
669
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,385
Intimidated
670
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,254
Because you're flawless.
671
00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,056
Because when I was a waitress,
672
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:08,327
you were getting a master's
and building a house.
673
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,730
And then you...
you have a meaningful job.
674
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,133
You bought a building
and you foster kids.
675
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,236
And I-I sing
and I-I adopted a dog.
676
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,306
Kate...
677
00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,775
Man, I am so far
678
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,944
from doing what I actually
want to do
679
00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:29,315
in my job that I agreed to buy
a building with your brother,
680
00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:32,318
which is exhausting.
681
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:35,954
And that is nothing
compared to fostering,
682
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:41,027
which is the hardest thing
I have ever done in my life.
683
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,264
And I went and got myself
attached to this little girl,
684
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,966
and now she's gone.
685
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,636
And...
686
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:53,639
I've been trying
not to think about her,
687
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,674
but it's... I can't.
688
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:58,510
It's like...
689
00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:01,513
I just keep wondering, like,
is she okay, you know?
690
00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,982
Is she cold?
691
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:07,219
Is she stressed?
692
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:11,557
Does her science teacher
know how smart she is?
693
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:14,360
Oh, Beth.
694
00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,228
I'm sorry.
695
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,130
I'm so sorry.
696
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,399
Such is life.
697
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,874
So I-I had this whole new plan
for my life, you know,
698
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,876
and for my career, actually.
699
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:33,379
And then the movie fell apart,
then the plan fell apart,
700
00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:36,482
so I don't want to talk
about it anymore.
701
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,484
Randall, you go.
702
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,888
Uh... I got to let go of Deja.
703
00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,091
I got to move on, mentally,
704
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:48,327
and not put it on my wife
to be the only strong one.
705
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,329
You came up with that
all by yourself?
706
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,897
Listen, man, he...
that's his thing.
707
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,066
He does that.
What about you?
708
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,702
Whew. I'm just wondering if it
was worth dropping a few grand
709
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,238
to fly three strangers out here
so I didn't look lame
710
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:02,208
in front of my future
brothers-in-law.
711
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,879
-No.
712
00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:11,417
Yeah. He, uh, couldn't
make it this weekend.
713
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,186
I doubt he even tried.
714
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:18,190
I was ten when he was born,
so I adored the kid since birth.
715
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:20,559
I-I remember, I was 16,
I was such a nerd.
716
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,228
I was like a...
717
00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:25,197
like a Dungeons & Dragons
by myself kind of nerd.
718
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,366
-Ugh. -You do not want to know
what it feels like
719
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:31,237
to be a 16-year-old when
your six-year-old brother says
720
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,472
he doesn't want
to play with you anymore.
721
00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,941
And you know that he means it.
722
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,579
Look, I'm sorry I brought
you guys all this way
723
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,248
with everything
you got going on.
724
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,383
I just got excited about
having a second chance
725
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,254
at two new brothers, you know?
726
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,556
I wanted to impress you,
727
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,492
and not-and not just because
my gal loves you,
728
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:56,528
but because you guys
impress the hell out of me.
729
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,569
Kevin Costner.
730
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,604
Kevin Costner was cut out of
The Big Chill.
731
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:09,007
Four years later, he went on
to star in The Untouchables
732
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,109
with Connery, Garcia
and De Niro.
733
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,412
Do you have Ron Howard's
phone number
734
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,781
in that fancy phone of yours?
735
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,283
Yeah.
736
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,084
-Call him.
-No.
737
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,652
-Y-Yeah.
-No.
738
00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:23,622
You call him,
and you tell him he has made
739
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,492
a Pretty Woman sized mistake.
Big.
740
00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:29,027
Huge. All right?
741
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,363
Y-You-You thank him
for the opportunity,
742
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,966
but you let him know
that it's his loss.
743
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,636
You make him believe it
because you believe it.
744
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,871
-Now, Randy.
Can I call you Randy? -No.
745
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:43,842
Okay. I'm not gonna give you
any advice about Deja.
746
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,713
But know this:
if you, Randall Pearson,
747
00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:49,715
are beating yourself up
about anything,
748
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:52,050
then the rest of the world
should collectively
749
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,220
be jumping in front of a train.
750
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:03,128
You gonna be good to our sister?
751
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,231
Of course I will.
752
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:06,965
Welcome to the family, brother.
753
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,734
Yeah. Awesome.
754
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,139
-All right, so two takeaways
from tonight. -Mm-hmm.
755
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,075
-Uh, Cornish hens are delicious.
-God, so good.
756
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:19,911
And I'm pretty sure that Kevin's
gonna be a famous chef one day.
757
00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,380
-Yeah.
758
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,516
I mean...
759
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,818
Hey, do you want to hear
what Randall told me
760
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:29,187
about meteor showers?
761
00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:32,324
-Yeah, I do.
-Well, he kind of told me a lot.
762
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:35,861
Of course.
763
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,997
But what he told me,
at least the...
764
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,166
the part that I understood,
765
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,070
was that meteors
are always up there,
766
00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,506
whizzing around.
767
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,775
We just... we never notice them.
768
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,543
Hmm.
769
00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:56,448
It's only once in a while
that we actually see one.
770
00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,550
You know, see...
771
00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:01,287
just how spectacular
they really are.
772
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:06,091
Wow.
773
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,364
-Yeah.
774
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:15,601
I don't need anniversaries
to see you.
775
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,203
I see you every day.
776
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,740
You are my daily meteor shower.
777
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,776
Ah, babe.
778
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:28,480
Thank you for marrying me.
779
00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:31,450
Mm. Thank you for asking me.
780
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,665
Hey, Dad,
could I ask you something?
781
00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:50,268
Do you think the hens
are big enough?
782
00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:52,304
It's not about the hens, kiddo.
783
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:57,309
A big, grand gesture--
it's not about
784
00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,311
the actual thing that you do.
785
00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,513
Tobias, may I present
786
00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:03,281
seedy old Vegas.
787
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,519
Right smack on top
788
00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:12,290
Of Sedona Arabelle...
789
00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:15,661
It's not about what you say,
it's about intent.
790
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:17,128
Oh!
791
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:18,597
-Whoa.
-Wow.
792
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,867
Yeah.
793
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,702
It's about taking the time
to tell the person
794
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:26,838
you care about,
"I see you. I hear you.
795
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,876
Whoa, whoa...
796
00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:34,112
"I know exactly
what you need right now,
797
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,648
and I'm showing how important
that is to me."
798
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,286
Never hurts to have
a couple of big-ass hens.
799
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,490
No, it never hurts
to have a couple big-ass hens.
800
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:52,464
Hey there, Sedona,
let me cut you a deal
801
00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:53,899
I'm a little hungover
802
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:56,568
And I may have to
steal your soul...
803
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,005
Hey, Kevin,
how the hell are ya?
804
00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:01,640
Hey... Ron.
805
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:04,075
Uh, first of all, obviously,
thank you for the opportunity,
806
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:05,844
but I'm telling you,
it was wrong
807
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,846
to cut me out of the movie.
Okay? It's special.
808
00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:10,682
I'm telling you, I can
feel it in my gut, it's special.
809
00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,217
And even if I'm wrong,
you know, you could've
810
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,752
picked up the phone,
you could've called me.
811
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:16,221
I would expect that
common courtesy from you.
812
00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:18,957
-Yeah.
813
00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,494
Obviously, you've heard
that the movie
814
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:25,363
could not sustain
the weight of a romance.
815
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:29,167
But I didn't cut you out
of the movie, Kevin.
816
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,870
Your work with Sly
is truly remarkable.
817
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:35,741
I mean the father/son story
is the movie.
818
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,909
Truthfully, this might be
one of the best things
819
00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,745
that I've ever done.
820
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,747
-That's why I didn't call you.
-Oh.
821
00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:43,882
-Well, that's, you know...
-Kevin,
822
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:47,419
just take care of yourself
and be healthy.
823
00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:51,356
And... you might want
to think about
824
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,592
going ahead and
buying yourself a tuxedo.
825
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:56,061
A tux. Okay.
826
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,896
Talk soon.
827
00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,198
And you shot the plot,
and I remember...
828
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:03,034
Ron, thank you.
829
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,803
Thank you, Ron.
830
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:09,074
- So bright and pink
- So bright and pink
831
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:13,244
Saturday night kind of pink.
832
00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:20,886
It's not fair of me to keep
putting you in a position
833
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,889
where you have to be
the realist.
834
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,492
We made a decision about Deja,
the both of us,
835
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:29,961
and now
I'm questioning it, and...
836
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,830
it's not fair.
837
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:36,234
I love that you're all heart.
838
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,236
I married you for your heart.
839
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,472
And your abs,
but mostly your heart.
840
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:50,348
We did what we thought
was right.
841
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,751
And I can't
keep bringing it up,
842
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,754
bringing it all back.
843
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,756
I'm sorry.
844
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,058
It's time to move forward.
845
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:09,100
Excuse me, can you make
this left up here, please?
846
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,969
Thanks.
847
00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:16,642
I think I'm gonna be
the heart today.
848
00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:25,150
-Uh, yes, ma'am.
849
00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:26,718
She doesn't live here anymore.
850
00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:34,259
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