1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,572 -Previously on This Is Us... -You know, when I was a kid, 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,307 I was obsessed with Star Wars. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,975 Luke, Vader, 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,544 Leia, Obi-Wan. 5 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:14,248 They were on the inside. 6 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:15,883 Action! 7 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,553 Kev's in rehab. 8 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,189 I let Kevin get sent to rehab. 9 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,557 You know what, I'm very proud of you, Kevin, 10 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,526 but in here is in here, but out there, 11 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:28,696 -just takes one second to slip up. -Yeah. 12 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,731 My foster dad helped me with that. 13 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,900 And if you want to know what's best for her, 14 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,336 it's me, and the second I get out of here, 15 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,837 I'm coming back for her. 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,406 Hey, girl. 17 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,743 I'm gonna miss her. 18 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,912 Me, too. 19 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:47,281 -Hello. 20 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:57,625 As around the sun the Earth knows she's revolving 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,960 And the rosebuds know to bloom... 22 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,862 -Oh-ho-ho! 23 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,797 -Another... 24 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:07,435 -five-seven split by my wife. 25 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:10,871 I love it. My husband knows all the bowling lingo. 26 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,440 Wow. 27 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:15,309 This is the best first anniversary ever. 28 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:18,712 Are you ready for your gift? 29 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:19,913 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:22,550 Just as all is born is new 31 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,752 Do know what I say is true 32 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:28,055 - That I'll be loving you always -Oh. 33 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,558 Until the... 34 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,060 Because you're always scribbling on all those scraps of paper, 35 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,796 -I started collecting them and then I had them bound. -Uh-huh. 36 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,233 -'Cause in my mind, when I was doing it, 37 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,934 it was really romantic. 38 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:45,739 Rebecca, th-this is the most romantic gift ever. 39 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,475 Oh, I love you. 40 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,279 Mr. and Mrs. Pearson, 41 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,680 please make your way to lane 30 42 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,316 for a very special dance. 43 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,489 *As around the sun the Earth knows... 44 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,924 Holy crap, Jack. 45 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,626 Happy anniversary. 46 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,696 To bloom in early May 47 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,798 Just as hate knows love's the cure 48 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,301 You can rest your mind assure 49 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:17,671 *That I'll be loving you always... 50 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,173 To four years. 51 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,610 Mm. To four years. 52 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,612 Do you want your gift? 53 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,281 It's time? 54 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,217 All right. 55 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,352 I've been waiting to give this to you. 56 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,654 -Oh, wow. -Open it. 57 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,656 Silly. - I'll be loving you 58 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,691 - Always - Until the rainbow... 59 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,460 Because you're always talking about 60 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,729 -how the new guys on the job sites take your hammer. -Oh. 61 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,163 That is beautiful. 62 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,998 Babe, I love it. 63 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,167 Always 64 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:50,304 Until the dolphin flies and parrots live at sea 65 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,705 Always 66 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,474 Until we dream of life... 67 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,477 I love this piano so much. 68 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,745 Until dear Mother Nature 69 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,013 Says her work is through 70 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,182 Until the day that you are me 71 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,884 And I am you... 72 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,019 Jack. 73 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,924 Happy anniversary. 74 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,594 Oh, happy anniversary, babe. 75 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,263 -Mm. -Hey. 76 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,201 Can you promise me there aren't any 77 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:23,604 big grand gestures planned this morning? 78 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,706 No. No, not this year. 79 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:29,109 Okay. 'Cause you promised, and I didn't get you anything. 80 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,745 Oh, I know. I know. 81 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,916 Patrick Swayze's not gonna pop out 82 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,721 -It's always Swayze with you. -I don't know. 83 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,757 -Sorry. -No. No big grand gestures. 84 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,759 No gifts. 85 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,695 No guilt. 86 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,564 That's what you asked for this year, and I'm obeying. 87 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,932 Thank you. 88 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,201 We'll get the kids to bed early. 89 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,969 Say around... 90 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,439 -8:30 Eastern Standard Time. -Yeah. 91 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:01,074 And then we'll be right back here in bed 92 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:04,578 -watching The Commish finale. -Yes. Thank you. 93 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,980 -That's all I want, just one year. -Mm-hmm. 94 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:10,451 My two favorite guys: you and The Commish. 95 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,486 Yeah. 96 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,794 97 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,571 What's going on, honey? 98 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:34,107 My mom doesn't know I'm here. 99 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:39,513 We're past due on our gas. 100 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,383 We haven't had heat in a couple of weeks. 101 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:47,855 We need $89.34. 102 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,425 I didn't know where else to go. 103 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,127 It's okay. 104 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:57,865 Hey, uh, I'm gonna call your mom 105 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,634 and I'm gonna set up a recurring direct deposit until... 106 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,970 -Randall. -No. She won't take it. 107 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,038 Look, I don't need extra, 108 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,775 but it needs to be cash so I can tell her 109 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,511 that I saved up my allowance from when I was here. 110 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:15,082 We need the heat back on before Miss Linda does her next visit. 111 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,633 Come on. I'll give you a ride home. 112 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,234 I won't come up. 113 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,370 But you got to promise me something, Deja. 114 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,506 If something like this ever happens again, 115 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,709 or if you need anything, you call us, okay? 116 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:44,578 You don't wait for the heat to go off. You call us. 117 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,217 Come on. 118 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,023 The girls are at your mom's. 119 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,991 Everything I own with glitter is packed. 120 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,494 It is T-minus 30 minutes to departure. 121 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,896 Vegas, baby! 122 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,331 -Hey. 123 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,066 Where are the neat piles organized by 124 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,901 size, color and material, man? 125 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,838 -Maybe we shouldn't go. What? 126 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,873 No. You can't bail on Toby's bachelor party. 127 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,675 And I can't bail on Kate's bachelorette, so... 128 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,944 Look, what if Deja needs us 129 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,246 and we're on the other side of the country? 130 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,381 Hey. It's been weeks. She hasn't called. 131 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,684 Okay? That's a good thing. 132 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,686 That means her mom is doing good. 133 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,389 And if she's not, then Linda will step in, you know? 134 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,560 That's all we can do, or we're gonna drive ourselves crazy. 135 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,762 Okay? It is what it is. 136 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,031 Okay. 137 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,535 All right? Now, come on. Baby, you love Vegas. 138 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,403 Do Rain Man blackjack for me. 139 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,539 I don't feel like doing Rain Man blackjack. 140 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,274 Okay. 141 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,878 You know we're pity invites, right? 142 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,980 Nobody wants their brother- or sister-in-law 143 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,982 watching them go wild in Vegas. 144 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,050 Hey. I'm totally down with a pity invite, okay? 145 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,419 I deserve a pity invite. 146 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,755 I have two children, work a full-time job, 147 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,791 and manage a tenement, 148 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,993 because you saw a mural and imagined a cat. 149 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,529 Hey, I deserve this. 150 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,934 Definitely have a 16 against a nine. 151 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,004 -Definitely gonna hit. 16 plus five is 21. 152 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,472 It's definitely a winning hand. 153 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,007 -Definitely a winning hand. 154 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,642 -Vegas, baby! 155 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,344 Vegas! 156 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:27,114 It's a live Magic Mike show. 157 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,949 Like the movie but in real life. 158 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,619 They say it's like literally being inside of Magic Mike. 159 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,521 Madison, I don't know. I don't know. 160 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,689 -Like, what's all the oil and... Yeah. -TOBY: Hey, hon. 161 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,358 I was just... Oh. Madison's here, again. 162 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,993 Hey, Toblerone. 163 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,829 I really don't like that. 164 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:45,465 Uh, I'm packing for this Vegas bromance-a-thon, 165 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:48,001 and I'm trying to figure out if I go 166 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,804 Clooney Ocean or Sinatra Ocean. 167 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:54,441 -Hmm. -I need fiancée wisdom. 168 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,443 Toby. 169 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,646 You're a thief and a liar. 170 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:01,849 I only lied about being a thief. 171 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,185 Yep, you're right. Clooney Ocean. 172 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,655 You're always right. I like it. That's why I put a ring on it. 173 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,456 You guys are so Mike and Molly, 174 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,725 -I can't stand it. I hate you so much. 175 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,361 Okay, I am out. 176 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,730 Kate, I will see you at the airport. 177 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,398 Don't stress. I'm all over this. 178 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,967 That's what I'm stressed about. 179 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,635 Later, Toby Bryant! 180 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,503 You know what? You got to stop doing that, 181 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,839 'cause that's... 182 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,008 You know, I like Toby Bryant. That's good. 183 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,577 What's going on 184 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,879 -Yeah. Come on. 185 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,081 Joint belly rub? 186 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,217 -Uh, dog first. Come here, buddy. 187 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,720 -Flip it. Flipper pup. 188 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,356 I wish we were doing our Vegas parties together. 189 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,026 Me, too. But that's exactly why we should be doing them apart, 190 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,696 because we are wildly codependent, all right? 191 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,398 I had to scrape the bottom of a very nerdy friend barrel 192 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,166 to even have a bachelor party. 193 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,569 Madison is running point on yours, 194 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,571 for God's sake. Madison. 195 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,573 Well, at least you get Randall at yours. 196 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,742 -Randall can make anything fun. -Yeah, he can. 197 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,777 At least I... that's how I remember it, 198 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:06,379 when I actually, you know, used to see him. 199 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:09,416 And I get Beth, who I've spent a sum total of seven minutes 200 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,284 alone with my entire life. 201 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,587 -Come on, Beth is great. -Okay, you take her. 202 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,689 -And I'll take Randall. -Oh, no-no-no-no-no. 203 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,625 The Brothers Pearson are all mine this weekend. 204 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,927 I got one scoop of dark chocolate Pearson, 205 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,862 and one scoop of creamy vanilla Pearson, 206 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,731 and I'm gonna be the ruddy strawberry 207 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,666 that brings it all together, baby. 208 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,771 -I'm sorry that your brother couldn't make it. 209 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,973 Yeah, well, that's an understatement. 210 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:36,209 He had a hundred excuses before I even got the question out. 211 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,378 But good news is we'll be back here in no time, 212 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,948 -laying in bed with this big fella. 213 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,416 Huh? Recounting our Vegas war stories. 214 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,119 And then we won't have to have 215 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:49,790 another external relationship for at least another year. 216 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,893 See, you always know what to say. 217 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,828 Yeah. All right. 218 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,830 Scoot that. My turn. 219 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,001 Right here? 220 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,036 221 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,147 222 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,520 All right, Katie girl, what shape should I try? 223 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,522 Mm, Texas. 224 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,857 Texas. 225 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,492 Okay. 226 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,127 -Dad. -Yeah. 227 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,196 Aren't you supposed to do special stuff today 228 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,331 to show Mom that you love her, or whatever? 229 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,768 We're taking the year off from the special stuff, 230 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,970 but I love your mom always. 231 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,839 But you always do something. 232 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:42,342 Yeah, I know. I'm just, I'm not allowed to this year. 233 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,345 -What if we did something for you guys? -Yeah! -Yeah! 234 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,681 -We'd do everything. We promise. 235 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,018 Okay, so if you do everything, 236 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,020 then technically I'm not breaking the rules. 237 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,322 -Uh, we'll make dinner. 238 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,827 -What are you guys conspiring about 239 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,195 We're gonna throw you guys a big anniversary party! 240 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,131 -Yeah! -Yay! 241 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,799 I'm ready for pancakes! 242 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,134 - Me, too! -With chocolate chips! 243 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,335 -I... -Jack. 244 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,237 No. Wasn't me. 245 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,338 Yes! 246 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,875 Damn, baby! 247 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,477 I am feeling Vegas right now! 248 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,980 -Let's do something crazy. Let's go skydiving. -Okay. 249 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,850 Oh, let's go take Ecstasy and see the magician that got ate 250 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,252 -by the lion. -I think I'm just gonna call Deja. 251 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,487 -Real quick. Let her know we're in Vegas. -Hey, hey. 252 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,323 -Just... -No, no, no. This is a Deja-free zone. 253 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,226 Um, what if she comes to the house and we're not there? 254 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,063 Randall, are you serious? 255 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,199 Sorry. 256 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:43,003 I guess I just can't, what, detach like you can. 257 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,006 -Come on, man, cut me some slack. 258 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,608 You know you're the head, I'm the heart. 259 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,881 Deja's no longer a part of our home, okay? 260 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:57,617 It's not fair to anyone involved to keep acting like she is. 261 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,252 You know that. 262 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,090 Yeah. 263 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,225 Yeah, you're right. 264 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,261 Well, the head is always right, I guess. 265 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:13,100 I said you were able to detach from this Deja situation, 266 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,635 -not that you were detached. -Yep. 267 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,637 Calling you the head was a compliment. 268 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,206 I meant it as a compliment. 269 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,641 Thank you for the compliment. 270 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,256 -Fresh towels. -Come on in. 271 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,092 I didn't just call you in here for fresh towels. I, uh... 272 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,428 -I want to show you something. And what's your name? -Renata. 273 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,897 Renata. Look at this right here. You know what that is? 274 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,665 There's 27 bottles of alcohol in there. 275 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,835 Since I was 18, I've been to Vegas probably-- 276 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,302 I don't know-- 50 times. 277 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,238 And of those 50 times, I want you to guess 278 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,473 how many I've been absolutely blackout drunk for. 279 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,109 -All of them. -All of them. Yes. Every single one of 'em. 280 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,678 Good job. You're good at this game. How did you know that? 281 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,680 You're Rehab Manny who got drunk 282 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,749 and ran over his daughter with a car. 283 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,986 Renata, you can't believe everything you read. 284 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:09,256 But, anyway, uh, coming to Vegas at this point in my life 285 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:13,093 is like, um... it's like my Mount Everest, okay? 286 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,928 And I'm gonna conquer it. 287 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,430 So, tomorrow, when you come in here, right, 288 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,632 you're gonna walk over here, you're gonna count 27 bottles 289 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,634 of unopened alcohol, you're gonna reach over here, 290 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:25,172 you're gonna grab that $100 tip that I'm leaving for you, 291 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,340 and you're gonna feel so good about being part 292 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,709 of this stranger's journey, all right? 293 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,545 The, uh, the Rehab Manny, as you so lovingly called him, 294 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:37,817 that you witnessed conquer his personal Mount Everest. 295 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,921 Do you still want towels? 296 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,858 Sure. 297 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,862 Say, say, say, hey, hey now, baby 298 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,364 - Oh, Mama, don't play now... -Beth! -Hey! 299 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,367 -You made it! -Yeah, we just got in. 300 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,836 Do you want to come in? 301 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,805 -Yeah. 302 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,573 Ah, Randall! My main man! 303 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,875 I'm all right. -Boom! 304 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,244 -These are my girls from the support group. -Hey! 305 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,346 -It's Liz, and this is Laurie. -Nice to meet you. Beth. 306 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,548 -Gorgeous. -This is, uh, Shooter. 307 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,583 Pleasure. -We got Rick and Stu, my stud buds 308 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,684 -from the I.T. office. -Stu. 309 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,421 -Stu! Sorry! This is Rick. Pleasure. -Bill. 310 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,423 -And there she is. 311 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,391 This is Madison, the mastermind. 312 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,427 -I've been dying to meet you! 313 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,762 -Come here. Give me a hug. -Oh! 314 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,265 -Hey-o! Here we are! -Oh! Think you know that guy. 315 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,335 -I'm doing well, thanks. -All right. Good to see you. 316 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,170 -Good to see you. -Celebrating this guy. 317 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,604 -Yeah. 318 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,241 When Kate sent out the guest list, I followed you on Insta. 319 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,044 Your hair is always different, and I am obsessed. 320 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,746 Girls, I've got party gifts. 321 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,414 -Look at these guys. 322 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,783 -Hey! -You guys... 323 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,218 I'm-I'm not ready. 324 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,254 -Ah! 325 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,124 Classy. Literary. 326 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,893 -To Toby! -Aw! 327 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,430 -To Kate! -To Kate! 328 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,600 Oh, straight from the bottle. Okay. Straight from the bottle. 329 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,807 What's herbes de Provence? 330 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,077 I don't know, bud. 331 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,313 But are you sure you just don't want to make spaghetti 332 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,083 -Didn't Mom say at Kate's piano recital 333 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,987 that she always wanted to try Cornish hens? 334 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,488 She did. 335 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,391 Then get in the game, Dad. 336 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,432 -Just stick with me, kid. -BOY: Hey, Randall. 337 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,801 Andrew, Bryce, in my hood. 338 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,836 339 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,622 Hey, where are you guys gonna be doing this top secret research? 340 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,524 -Research station is in the back. -Okay. 341 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,426 -Come on, Kate! -Well, find me if you need 342 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,760 -any help. -Okay, Mom! 343 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,365 Hey, so I'm thinking, after we settle up here, 344 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,001 we hit the "clurb," and then, uh, and then maybe we go do 345 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,802 some gambling down in gritty Old Vegas, 346 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,704 -like in Swingers. -Yeah! 347 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,274 'Cause the Strip is hip, but downtown is where it's at. 348 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,176 Something else to drink, gentlemen? 349 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,945 I will do another soda water with a lime, please. 350 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,547 I'm all set. Thanks. 351 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,016 Uh, hey, listen, thanks for coming out. 352 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,018 I-I know this alcohol thing can be kind of... 353 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,986 No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 354 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,455 -It's fine. Thank you. -Okay. 355 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,691 Oh, guys, check this out. Randall's bachelor party, 356 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,793 -which I was in charge of, okay... -ALL: Ooh! 357 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,396 It's fine. I'm gonna tell the story. So, I bring him to this, 358 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,165 uh, this pretty seedy strip club, you know, 359 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,832 -to make a man out of him, right 360 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,168 That's what you do. I'm his brother. 361 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,836 Uh, we get there, and Randall, 362 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,839 within 20 minutes, has convinced two of the strippers 363 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,342 to quit their jobs and go back to school. 364 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,079 -He takes care of other people. -I appreciate it. 365 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,414 You know what, at-at least I didn't date one of 'em 366 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,748 -for a year. -ALL: Ooh! 367 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,017 It was... it was nice. 368 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,819 -She was really sweet. She... 369 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,921 -She was a sweetheart. She was a sweetheart. -I bet it was. 370 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,356 See, what you are witnessing here 371 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,258 is the Kevin/Randall rivalry. 372 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,494 It is a tale as old as time. 373 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,996 -I didn't know you knew about it. 374 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,998 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's one of my costars. -Oh! 375 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,866 That's one of my costars. I'm gonna go, uh, 376 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,136 I'm gonna go say hi. All right? Be right back. 377 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,040 -So, Randall, hey... -You know what, Tobe, 378 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,675 I got to make a quick call. I'll be right back. 379 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,677 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 380 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,450 Emma. 381 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,021 Yeah? -Hey. I'm good. 382 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,190 -Really good, actually. I'm really good. 383 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,560 Good. That's really good. I heard about the rehab. 384 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,962 Hollywood. 385 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,031 -Where everyone's a mess! 386 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,367 Yeah. 387 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,603 I'm-I'm, uh, I'm looking forward to Hill 40 coming out. 388 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,605 I'm actually counting down the days until it's released. 389 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,441 It's been a, uh... 390 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,043 "beacon of light at the end of a very dark, 391 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,212 very long year." 392 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,748 You haven't heard? 393 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,750 Haven't heard what? 394 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,485 They cut me out of the movie. 395 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,888 -Wait, they... I'm sorry... -Ron sent a really nice note. 396 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,724 Handwritten, so at least I got a nice memento. 397 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,626 He's, um... 398 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,995 he's going in a different direction. 399 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,665 Said some characters just fell out, 400 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,667 others were substantially cut down. 401 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,436 I was in the "fell out" category. 402 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,839 -Half my scenes were with you. -Well, maybe you're in 403 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:30,109 the "substantially cut down" category. 404 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,145 Hey, let's have lunch soon. 405 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,255 Hey, Kevin, you coming back? 406 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,256 Kevin? 407 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,192 Kevin? 408 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,961 Uh, Bill, but Stu's fine. 409 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,531 -Um, anyway... Listen, can you, can you, 410 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,533 -Yeah. 411 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,602 Can you tell Toby that I'm not, I'm not feeling well? 412 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,103 -I'm not, um... -Oh. 413 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,605 I'm gonna call it early. 414 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,440 Can-can you, can you tell him that for me? 415 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,008 O-Okay. You're just not... 416 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,676 Okay, um... 417 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,478 Deja. 418 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,814 It's Randall. I saw you called. 419 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:11,117 Uh, yeah. Um... 420 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152 the Bill Nye guy you love was on TV. 421 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,456 -I just thought of you. -Oh. Okay. 422 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,626 Well, uh, we're in Las Vegas, 423 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,329 but I'm keeping my phone on me, okay? 424 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,365 -If you need anything. -Okay. 425 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,404 So your heat's back on? It's all good? 426 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,644 Yeah. Um, I'm sorry. 427 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,879 It's hard to call when my mom's around. 428 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,415 We just want to make sure that you're safe 429 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,150 and you're well taken care of. 430 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,021 Uh, we're making it work. 431 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,424 Good. 432 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,360 Yeah. 433 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,028 I got to go. My mom's coming back. 434 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,164 -Bye. -Bye. 435 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,199 436 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:12,912 All right. Thank you. Yeah. 437 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,249 -Hey. -Hey, there he is! You ready to hit the clurb? 438 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,719 -I think I'm gonna skip the clurb tonight. 439 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,388 I'm feeling a little jet-lagged. 440 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,123 But you go. Right? Have fun with your friends. 441 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,693 Get rowdy. You don't need your brother-in-law 442 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,695 weighing you down. I'll see you. 443 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,464 444 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,500 445 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,972 I've got a shine 446 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,710 Got a brand-new look about me 447 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,978 - A new peace of mind 448 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,549 With a chill I've never known 449 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,551 Planets so high 450 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,422 - Now revolve around me 451 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,824 It's the new, it's the new 452 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:03,596 It's the brand-new way to be me 453 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:11,137 Brand-new way to be me 454 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,242 All that you can dream 455 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,312 I can make come true 456 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:25,084 I will help you read your favorite bedtime story 457 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,521 I'm the one that belongs, right, never wrong for you 458 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:37,597 I've got a shine, got a brand-new look about me 459 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:43,470 New peace of mind with a chill I've never known 460 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:48,140 Those planets so high now revolve around me 461 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,143 It's the new 462 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,080 It's the brand-new way to be me. 463 00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,119 -Dad, the hens go right there, so I'd chop your onion. -Okay. 464 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,854 -Yeah, I know. These are... -Hi, guys. 465 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,056 How's dinner looking? 'Cause it's getting kind of late. 466 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,893 My entree had to marinate for three hours! 467 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,397 -Mom, this isn't the good china. 468 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,899 This is going to be my seventh 469 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,901 and final trip down to the basement. 470 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,403 What else do you guys need? 471 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,737 The Christmas lights, the white pretty ones. 472 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,372 Those are in the hallway closet. 473 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,873 -Okay. -I'll get them. 474 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,575 And we need help lighting all the candles. 475 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:25,077 Okay. 476 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,514 -Yes, babe. 477 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:31,183 I think Dad should wear a tux, and you should look like this. 478 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,260 Oh, my God, that was so fun! Thank you! 479 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,063 Randall, what are you doing here? 480 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:47,700 -Hey! No boys allowed. Strip or split. -Yeah. 481 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,702 -Yeah. -I needed to talk to you. 482 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,404 I didn't expect to see you 483 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,406 getting your freak on with Magic Mike. 484 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,443 His name is Anton, actually. It's not important. What's up? 485 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,177 Deja called. 486 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,212 She did? Is everything okay? 487 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,081 -No. 488 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,083 Well, she said everything was okay, 489 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:07,386 but she kept taking these long pauses like it was Morse code. 490 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,256 My parental bells rang hard, Beth. 491 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,358 So nothing's wrong? 492 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,927 Well, she said she was calling just to check in on me, 493 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,430 -but I think that... -Oh, my God, Randall! 494 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,265 You seriously crashed your sister's 495 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,933 bachelorette party to tell me that? 496 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,368 Beth, I know what this sounds like, 497 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,303 -but my gut tells me... -One night. 498 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,238 You couldn't give me one night. 499 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,576 I sit inside your anxiety every damn minute of every damn day, 500 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,578 -and you can't give me one night... -Excuse me, Beth. 501 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,046 I didn't realize that it was so difficult being married to me. 502 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,715 Hey, it's not always a party, husband. 503 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,550 Well, I'll tell you something, wife. 504 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,953 You know, I may lead with my heart, but at least I've got... 505 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:43,389 What Say it. You're gonna say I'm heartless? 506 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,392 -No, not my words. -No, because you said I was detached. 507 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,561 You said I was the head, and now you're trying to say 508 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,230 I'm heartless because I just want a break from this? 509 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,668 You know what, Beth? You're right. 510 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,403 The way that you're reacting 511 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,271 to everything that's happened is perfectly normal. 512 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,573 You're all heart. 513 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,242 I should've kept this a "Deja-free zone," 514 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,444 as you so heartwarmingly called it. 515 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,847 Screw you! 516 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,415 -Screw you, Beth. -Oh, okay, okay, okay. 517 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,984 -Everybody take it easy. Let's just take it easy. -Hey. 518 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,420 Hey, please stay out of this. This is between me and Randall. 519 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,255 This doesn't have anything to do with you right now. 520 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,257 I understand that. I... But can you understand 521 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,759 -Please just sit back down, 522 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,661 -I'm not gonna sit down. 523 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,095 Kate, this is not a Big Three moment. 524 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,597 I know that, but he's my brother. 525 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,833 -He's also my husband. -Oh, I know. 526 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:30,970 Randall has made it very clear who's more important to him. 527 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:36,843 I don't know why I just said that. 528 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,878 I'm gonna get some air. 529 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,913 Kate? 530 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:53,292 -Thank God! -Let's eat. -Okay, great. 531 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,694 In here? -Yes, eat in here. -Yes. 532 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:55,995 -I think we should. -Okay, great. 533 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,463 Oh, no! 534 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,199 Dad never turned the oven on! 535 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,136 Well, I had to go wash my hands 536 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,738 'cause he had me cutting the onions. 537 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,875 -I forgot. I'm sorry. -Oh, no. -No, it's ruined! 538 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,544 -Kev, I will cook that and we can eat it tomorrow. -Yeah. 539 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:14,513 No, now we're never, never gonna have dinner, 540 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,583 and you're gonna divorce him! 541 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,320 Sophie's parents are getting divorced. 542 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,856 And you guys don't even want to celebrate your anniversary. 543 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,658 -Oh. -So you're probably getting divorced, too. 544 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,326 -No, no, no, we're... -No, Kev, we're not. 545 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,061 -Kevin, come here. 546 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:32,364 Kevin, no, your dad and I are not getting divorced. 547 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:35,234 -No, never, ever. -Look at me. 548 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,236 -Never. 549 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,838 -Yeah. -Never. 550 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,673 Oh. Okay. 551 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,675 Um, we're gonna go to bed now! 552 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,877 Good night. 553 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,313 -Come on! 554 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,517 Come on! 555 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,720 Oh. Oh, you know what? 556 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,454 Gonna give you that. Thank you. 557 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,856 -Thank you. -Thanks. 558 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,592 Kate? 559 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,594 You found me. 560 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,630 It wasn't very hard. 561 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,899 Only person still drinking Cosmos in 2018. 562 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,104 Carrie Bradshaw-- that girl is timeless, 563 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,240 okay, and so are her favorite cocktails. 564 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:16,075 Right. 565 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,079 Are you and Beth okay? 566 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,081 Oh, we'll be fine. 567 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,751 We have a blow-out like this every few years. 568 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,386 Never surrounded by so much greased-up man meat, 569 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,089 but, you know, first time for everything. 570 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,794 She wanted to make sure you were okay. 571 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:42,568 I just want you to know, okay, that I like to pride myself 572 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,570 on being the first person to realize 573 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,906 that Randall Pearson was the coolest human ever. 574 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,008 I've known that since we were kids. 575 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,645 You know, everyone thinks that it was always Kevin and Kate. 576 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,146 But the year after Dad died, 577 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,983 it was Kate and Randall 578 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,752 eating Hot Pockets and watching Mom pretending to be okay. 579 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,487 And binge-watching Sex and the City 580 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,089 when binge-watching wasn't even a thing. 581 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,358 And I knew that one day that I was gonna lose you 582 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:09,095 to somebody who was as cool as Beth. 583 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,498 But that someday-- it happened so fast. 584 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:15,634 And, God, she is spectacular. I-I get it, I know it. 585 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:19,105 But then, when I did, when I lost you, I... 586 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,775 First off, you can never lose me. 587 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,711 Not even if you tried. 588 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,846 You basically got brother LoJack on me. 589 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,716 Okay? Kate, I was a straight, black teenage boy. 590 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,483 Do you really think 591 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:34,120 I liked watching Sex and the City that much? 592 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:40,559 I just watched it because you loved it. 593 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,195 -Yeah. 594 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:46,565 I thought that you were such a Miranda. 595 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,334 -Okay, okay. 596 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,569 All right, all right. Enough. Whoa. 597 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,805 I'm not crying at my bachelorette party, again. 598 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,340 That's my bad. 599 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,378 So how is Toby? 600 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,380 Uh, did you guys, like, bond? 601 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,015 Did you, um, do the secret handshake? 602 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,751 'Cause I think he really wants a secret handshake. 603 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:07,586 What? No. We... I just... 604 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,588 We left him with his friends. 605 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,924 Okay. 606 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,893 What? 607 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:18,397 It's just that his friends were the fillers. 608 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,233 And he just wanted this weekend 609 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:24,971 to be about, you know, you and Kevin, and... 610 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,110 Hey, man. 611 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,579 Uh, hey. 612 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:36,749 I thought you guys had gone to bed or something. 613 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,251 Yeah, about that. We, uh... 614 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,754 -We're sorry we bailed on you tonight. -Right. 615 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,522 Honestly, we didn't think you'd miss us. 616 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,960 Oh, honestly, I didn't, so... 617 00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,764 Want to go for a walk? 618 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,665 Yeah, let me get my jacket. 619 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:02,775 -Here. Thanks. 620 00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,312 Ugh. No, I am way too tired 621 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,147 to sit at the table and eat right now. 622 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,916 Why don't you just put it out, 623 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:12,218 and I'll come back downstairs and wrap it up later. 624 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,788 Yeah, I'm just gonna let it cool off a little bit. 625 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:21,093 Wow. I mean, they really did try. 626 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,962 -I mean... 627 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,331 Got to work on the follow-through, but... 628 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:29,001 Well, it's hard to live up to your standard. It is. 629 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,239 -Mm-hmm. 630 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,607 I really missed giving you a gift this year. 631 00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,409 -Yeah. 632 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,411 Even if it wasn't gonna be as great 633 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,314 as the one you would have given me. 634 00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:45,751 I'm sorry for... 635 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,254 de-Jacking you. 636 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,956 De 637 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,960 -Yeah. 638 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,761 -Hey. -Yeah. 639 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,831 -Let's never do nothing again. -No. Yeah. 640 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,499 -Deal. 641 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,340 Come on, let's go upstairs. 642 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,352 What? Jack. 643 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:21,820 -No... 644 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,990 No, this is not me, I swear. 645 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:26,358 I swear. 646 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,394 What is that? 647 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,599 "Mom and Dad." 648 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,804 "Dear Mom and Dad, go out on the roof, 649 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,141 lie down, look up, hold hands and wait. Love, the Big Three." 650 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,542 "Meteor shower." 651 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,044 -Oh. 652 00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,712 Well, you did it, babe. 653 00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:49,581 -You created mini yous. -We did. 654 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:52,184 You did. 655 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:54,220 Look at this. 656 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:07,099 Madison is drunk snoring in my room. 657 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,767 Who knew that such a loud sound 658 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,569 could come from such a tiny person? 659 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:16,075 -Sure. 660 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:26,785 Oh, when I'm upset, I eat candy. And when I'm drunk. 661 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,955 I didn't know that. 662 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:36,362 It's really hard for me to make friends. 663 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,397 My brothers were my friends. 664 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,467 I was always, um, self-conscious 665 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,635 and, um... 666 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:46,605 defensive around strong women. 667 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,608 I mean, look no further than my mother. 668 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:56,148 And so when Randall met you, I was, I was intimidated. 669 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,385 Intimidated 670 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,254 Because you're flawless. 671 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,056 Because when I was a waitress, 672 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:08,327 you were getting a master's and building a house. 673 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,730 And then you... you have a meaningful job. 674 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,133 You bought a building and you foster kids. 675 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,236 And I-I sing and I-I adopted a dog. 676 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,306 Kate... 677 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,775 Man, I am so far 678 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,944 from doing what I actually want to do 679 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:29,315 in my job that I agreed to buy a building with your brother, 680 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:32,318 which is exhausting. 681 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:35,954 And that is nothing compared to fostering, 682 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:41,027 which is the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. 683 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,264 And I went and got myself attached to this little girl, 684 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,966 and now she's gone. 685 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,636 And... 686 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:53,639 I've been trying not to think about her, 687 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,674 but it's... I can't. 688 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:58,510 It's like... 689 00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:01,513 I just keep wondering, like, is she okay, you know? 690 00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,982 Is she cold? 691 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:07,219 Is she stressed? 692 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:11,557 Does her science teacher know how smart she is? 693 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:14,360 Oh, Beth. 694 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,228 I'm sorry. 695 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,130 I'm so sorry. 696 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,399 Such is life. 697 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,874 So I-I had this whole new plan for my life, you know, 698 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,876 and for my career, actually. 699 00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:33,379 And then the movie fell apart, then the plan fell apart, 700 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:36,482 so I don't want to talk about it anymore. 701 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,484 Randall, you go. 702 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,888 Uh... I got to let go of Deja. 703 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,091 I got to move on, mentally, 704 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:48,327 and not put it on my wife to be the only strong one. 705 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,329 You came up with that all by yourself? 706 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,897 Listen, man, he... that's his thing. 707 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,066 He does that. What about you? 708 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,702 Whew. I'm just wondering if it was worth dropping a few grand 709 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,238 to fly three strangers out here so I didn't look lame 710 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:02,208 in front of my future brothers-in-law. 711 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,879 -No. 712 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:11,417 Yeah. He, uh, couldn't make it this weekend. 713 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,186 I doubt he even tried. 714 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:18,190 I was ten when he was born, so I adored the kid since birth. 715 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:20,559 I-I remember, I was 16, I was such a nerd. 716 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,228 I was like a... 717 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:25,197 like a Dungeons and Dragons by myself kind of nerd. 718 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,366 -Ugh. -You do not want to know what it feels like 719 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:31,237 to be a 16-year-old when your six-year-old brother says 720 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,472 he doesn't want to play with you anymore. 721 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,941 And you know that he means it. 722 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,579 Look, I'm sorry I brought you guys all this way 723 00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,248 with everything you got going on. 724 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,383 I just got excited about having a second chance 725 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,254 at two new brothers, you know? 726 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,556 I wanted to impress you, 727 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,492 and not-and not just because my gal loves you, 728 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:56,528 but because you guys impress the hell out of me. 729 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,569 Kevin Costner. 730 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,604 Kevin Costner was cut out of The Big Chill. 731 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:09,007 Four years later, he went on to star in The Untouchables 732 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,109 with Connery, Garcia and De Niro. 733 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,412 Do you have Ron Howard's phone number 734 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,781 in that fancy phone of yours? 735 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,283 Yeah. 736 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,084 -Call him. -No. 737 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,652 -Y-Yeah. -No. 738 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:23,622 You call him, and you tell him he has made 739 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,492 a Pretty Woman sized mistake. Big. 740 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:29,027 Huge. All right? 741 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,363 Y-You-You thank him for the opportunity, 742 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,966 but you let him know that it's his loss. 743 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,636 You make him believe it because you believe it. 744 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,871 -Now, Randy. Can I call you Randy? -No. 745 00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:43,842 Okay. I'm not gonna give you any advice about Deja. 746 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,713 But know this: if you, Randall Pearson, 747 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:49,715 are beating yourself up about anything, 748 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:52,050 then the rest of the world should collectively 749 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,220 be jumping in front of a train. 750 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:03,128 You gonna be good to our sister? 751 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,231 Of course I will. 752 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:06,965 Welcome to the family, brother. 753 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,734 Yeah. Awesome. 754 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,139 -All right, so two takeaways from tonight. -Mm-hmm. 755 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,075 -Uh, Cornish hens are delicious. -God, so good. 756 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:19,911 And I'm pretty sure that Kevin's gonna be a famous chef one day. 757 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,380 -Yeah. 758 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,516 I mean... 759 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,818 Hey, do you want to hear what Randall told me 760 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:29,187 about meteor showers? 761 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:32,324 -Yeah, I do. -Well, he kind of told me a lot. 762 00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:35,861 Of course. 763 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,997 But what he told me, at least the... 764 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,166 the part that I understood, 765 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,070 was that meteors are always up there, 766 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,506 whizzing around. 767 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,775 We just... we never notice them. 768 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,543 Hmm. 769 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:56,448 It's only once in a while that we actually see one. 770 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,550 You know, see... 771 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:01,287 just how spectacular they really are. 772 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:06,091 Wow. 773 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,364 -Yeah. 774 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:15,601 I don't need anniversaries to see you. 775 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,203 I see you every day. 776 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,740 You are my daily meteor shower. 777 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,776 Ah, babe. 778 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:28,480 Thank you for marrying me. 779 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:31,450 Mm. Thank you for asking me. 780 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,665 Hey, Dad, could I ask you something? 781 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:50,268 Do you think the hens are big enough? 782 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:52,304 It's not about the hens, kiddo. 783 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:57,309 A big, grand gesture-- it's not about 784 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,311 the actual thing that you do. 785 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,513 Tobias, may I present 786 00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:03,281 seedy old Vegas. 787 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,519 Right smack on top 788 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:12,290 Of Sedona Arabelle... 789 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:15,661 It's not about what you say, it's about intent. 790 00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:17,128 Oh! 791 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:18,597 -Whoa. -Wow. 792 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,867 Yeah. 793 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,702 It's about taking the time to tell the person 794 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:26,838 you care about, "I see you. I hear you. 795 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,876 Whoa, whoa... 796 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:34,112 "I know exactly what you need right now, 797 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,648 and I'm showing how important that is to me." 798 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,286 Never hurts to have a couple of big-ass hens. 799 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,490 No, it never hurts to have a couple big-ass hens. 800 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:52,464 Hey there, Sedona, let me cut you a deal 801 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:53,899 I'm a little hungover 802 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:56,568 And I may have to steal your soul... 803 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,005 Hey, Kevin, how the hell are ya? 804 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:01,640 Hey... Ron. 805 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:04,075 Uh, first of all, obviously, thank you for the opportunity, 806 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:05,844 but I'm telling you, it was wrong 807 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,846 to cut me out of the movie. Okay? It's special. 808 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:10,682 I'm telling you, I can feel it in my gut, it's special. 809 00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,217 And even if I'm wrong, you know, you could've 810 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,752 picked up the phone, you could've called me. 811 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:16,221 I would expect that common courtesy from you. 812 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:18,957 -Yeah. 813 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,494 Obviously, you've heard that the movie 814 00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:25,363 could not sustain the weight of a romance. 815 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:29,167 But I didn't cut you out of the movie, Kevin. 816 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,870 Your work with Sly is truly remarkable. 817 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:35,741 I mean the father/son story is the movie. 818 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,909 Truthfully, this might be one of the best things 819 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,745 that I've ever done. 820 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,747 -That's why I didn't call you. -Oh. 821 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:43,882 -Well, that's, you know... -Kevin, 822 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:47,419 just take care of yourself and be healthy. 823 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:51,356 And... you might want to think about 824 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,592 going ahead and buying yourself a tuxedo. 825 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:56,061 A tux. Okay. 826 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,896 Talk soon. 827 00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,198 And you shot the plot, and I remember... 828 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:03,034 Ron, thank you. 829 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,803 Thank you, Ron. 830 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:09,074 - So bright and pink - So bright and pink 831 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:13,244 Saturday night kind of pink. 832 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:20,886 It's not fair of me to keep putting you in a position 833 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,889 where you have to be the realist. 834 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,492 We made a decision about Deja, the both of us, 835 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:29,961 and now I'm questioning it, and... 836 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,830 it's not fair. 837 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:36,234 I love that you're all heart. 838 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,236 I married you for your heart. 839 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,472 And your abs, but mostly your heart. 840 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:50,348 We did what we thought was right. 841 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,751 And I can't keep bringing it up, 842 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,754 bringing it all back. 843 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,756 I'm sorry. 844 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,058 It's time to move forward. 845 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:09,100 Excuse me, can you make this left up here, please? 846 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,969 Thanks. 847 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:16,642 I think I'm gonna be the heart today. 848 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:25,150 -Uh, yes, ma'am. 849 00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:26,718 She doesn't live here anymore. 850 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:34,259