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NARRATOR: In The New York Herald,
November 26, year 1 91 1 ...
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...there is an account
of the hanging of three men.
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They died for the murder
of Sir Edmund William Godfrey...
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...husband, father, pharmacist,
and all-around gentleman resident...
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...of Greenberry Hill, London.
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He was murdered by three vagrants
whose motive was simple robbery.
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They were identified as Joseph Green...
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...Stanley Berry...
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...and Daniel Hill.
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Green, Berry, Hill.
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And l would like to think
this was only a matter of chance.
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As reported in the Reno Gazette,
June of 1 983...
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...there is the story of a fire...
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...the water that it took
to contain the fire...
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...and a scuba diver
named Delmer Darion.
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Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino,
Reno, Nevada...
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...engaged as a blackjack dealer,
well-liked and well-regarded...
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...as a physical, recreational,
and sporting sort...
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...Delmer's true passion was for the lake.
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As reported by the coroner,
Delmer died of a heart attack...
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...somewhere between the lake
and the tree...
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...but most curious side note is the suicide
the next day of Craig Hansen...
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...volunteer firefighter,
estranged father of four...
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...and a poor tendency to drink.
Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane...
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...that quite accidentally
lifted Delmer Darion out of the water.
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Added to this,
Mr. Hansen's tortured life...
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...met before with Delmer Darion
just two nights previous.
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All l need is a two.
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All you need is a deuce. All right.
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That is an eight.
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DELMER: Glad you like my work.
All right. Moment of truth--
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NARRATOR: The weight of the guilt
and the measure of coincidence so large...
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...Craig Hansen took his life.
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[GUNSHOT]
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And l am trying to think
this was all only a matter of chance.
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The tale told
at a 1 961 awards dinner...
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...for the American Association
of Forensic Science...
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...by Dr. John Harper,
president of the association...
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...began with a simple suicide attempt.
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JOHN:
--curiosity.
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NARRATOR:
Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer...
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...in the city of Los Angeles
on March 23rd, 1 958.
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The coroner ruled
that the unsuccessful suicide...
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...had suddenly become
a successful homicide.
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To explain,
the suicide was confirmed by a note...
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...in the right hip pocket
of Sydney Barringer.
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At the same time young Sydney stood
on the ledge of this nine-story building...
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...an argument swelled
three stories below.
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[MAN AND WOMAN SHOUTlNG]
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The neighbors heard, as they usually did,
the arguing of the tenants...
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...and it was not uncommon for them
to threaten each other with a shotgun...
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...or one of the many handguns
in the house.
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FAYE:
l'm gonna put you down!
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NARRATOR: And when the shotgun
accidentally went off...
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You asshole!
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NARRATOR:
Sydney just happened to pass.
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What?
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Shut the fuck up!
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NARRATOR: Added to this,
the two tenants turned out to be...
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...Faye and Arthur Barringer...
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...Sydney's mother and Sydney's father.
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When confronted with the charge...
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...which took some figuring out
for the officers on the scene of the crime...
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...Faye Barringer swore
she did not know the gun was loaded.
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l didn't know.
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She always threatens me with the gun,
but l don't keep it loaded.
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DETECTlVE:
And you didn't load the gun?
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Why would l load the gun?
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NARRATOR:
A boy who lived in the building...
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...sometimes a visitor
and friend to Sydney Barringer...
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...said that he had seen, six days prior,
the loading of the shotgun.
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Ricky, come here a minute.
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NARRATOR:
lt seems that all the arguing and fighting...
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...and all of the violence
was far too much for Sydney Barringer...
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...and knowing his mother
and father's tendency to fight...
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...he decided to do something.
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[GUN CLlCKS]
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He said that he wanted them
to kill each other...
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. ..and that's all that they wanted to do,
kill each other. . .
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. ..and that he would help them do that
if that's what they wanted.
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NARRATOR: Sydney Barringer jumps
from the ninth-floor rooftop.
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His parents argue three stories below.
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Her accidental shotgun blast
hits Sydney in the stomach...
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...as he passes
the arguing sixth-floor window.
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He is killed instantly,
but continues to fall...
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...only to find, five stories below,
a safety net installed three days prior...
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...for window washers
that would've broken his fall...
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...and saved his life
if not for the hole in his stomach.
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So Faye Barringer was charged
with the murder of her son...
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...and Sydney Barringer noted
as an accomplice in his own death.
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[FAYE GRUNTlNG]
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And it is in the humble opinion
of this narrator...
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...that this is not
just something that happened.
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This cannot be one of those things.
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This, please, cannot be that.
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And for what l would like to say,
l can't.
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This was not just
a matter of chance. Ha, ha.
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[FAYE SHOUTlNG]
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These strange things happen all the time.
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ln this big game that we play, life,
it's not what you hope for.
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It's not what you deserve.
It's what you take.
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I'm Frank T.J. Mackey,
a master of the muffin...
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...and author of Seduce and Destroy...
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...now available to you
on audio and video cassette.
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Seduce and Destroy
will teach you the techniques...
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...to have any hard-body blonde...
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...just dripping to wet your dock.
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Bottom line? Language:
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the magical key to unlocking
the female analytical mindset.
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Tap directly into her hopes, her wants...
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...her fears, her desires,
and her sweet little panties.
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Learn how to make that lady "friend"
your sex-starved servant.
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Seduce and Destroy produces an instant,
money-back guaranteed...
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...trance-like state that will get you....
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Hey.
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FRANK [ON TV]:
--naughty sauce you want fast.
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Hey, how many more times...
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[SN lFFlNG]
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...do you need to hear
the all-too-famous line--
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So?
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[WOMAN GASPlNG]
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FRANK:
--"l just don't feel that way about you"?
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DlCK [ON TV]: For over 30 years,
America has hung out...
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...and answered questions
with Jimmy Gator.
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An American legend
and a true television icon...
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...Jimmy celebrates his 1 2,000th hour
of broadcast this week.
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Have I been around that long?
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DlCK [ON TV]: He's a family man
who's been married for over 40 years...
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...with two children and one
bouncing baby grandchild on the way.
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We've tuned in each day
to see the human interaction...
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...between Jimmy
and some very special kids...
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...and we hope there's 30 more years
of watching that happen.
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l'm Jimmy Gator.
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STANLEY [ON TV]: Donald W. Winnicott.
1 91 1 . North America. South America.
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The answer is four.
The answer is 22. Gravity.
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The answer
is The Life of Samuel Johnson.
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[DOG BARKlNG]
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FRANK [ON TV]: I don't care
what your last bank statement is.
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Let's go.
You should have done that 1 0 minutes ago.
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STANLEY: We need more dog food.
RlCK: Talk in the car.
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-Look, l got a serious audition today.
FRANK: Are you lonely?
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RlCK: That one too?
-l need this one.
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FRANK:
Well, let me tell you.
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RlCK: l don't understand why you need
four bags of books to go to school.
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There's no reason
for this many backpacks.
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-Be ready at 2:00.
-lt should be 1 :30.
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RlCK: l told you l got an audition.
l won't be here till 2:00.
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Get your stuff. Come on.
Gotta go. Love you.
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STANLEY: Love you too.
-Okay.
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Donnie, do you have an answer?
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I do, Jimmy. Prometheus.
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JlMMY:
lt is!
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[CROWD ON TV APPLAUDlNG]
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Donnie, how does it feel?
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[CROWD ON TV LAUGHlNG]
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lt's pretty exciting. Bet you don't get
many people my age getting braces.
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NURSE:
You were so cute on that game show.
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Bet you can't answer any questions now,
though, huh? Ha, ha!
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-So we're all set to go, Donnie.
DONNlE: Good.
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-l'll see you tomorrow morning.
-Okay.
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RECEPTlONlST: Bye.
-You're running around like crazy.
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l'm gonna be late for work.
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[GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO]
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[WOMAN SHRlEKS
THEN CROWD SHOUTS]
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MAN:
Hey.
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lt's the Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith.
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PH lL:
Hello, hello.
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[DOGS BARKlNG]
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-How's today, then?
-Fucking bullshit is what this is.
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EARL [WH lSPERlNG]:
Fucking regrets.
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And we do these things,
move through this life.
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l'm gonna need your help, Phil.
You got to help me on something today.
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l'll take care. Anything, Earl.
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Well, you're his doctor, and that's why.
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Tell me something. Tell me something.
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He needs more pills.
He needs more-- Fuck it.
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He needs more pills,
and l need some answers. . .
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. ..so l'm coming to see you.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Morning, Linda.
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l love you, my darling.
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l'll be back in a while, Phil.
l have to do some things. . .
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. ..and l have to see something,
and l'll be back.
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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WOMAN [ON RECORDlNG]:
Press one to hear...
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...this person's personal description
of themselves...
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...and two to leave a personal message
of your own.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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JlM [ON RECORDlNG]: Well, hello.
This is Jim. I work in law enforcement.
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l'm an officer for the LAPD...
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...and work
out of the North Hollywood district.
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I love my job,
and I love to go to the movies.
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l try to stay physically fit.
My job demands it.
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l'm getting up there, though.
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I'm 32 years old, and l'm 6'2" tall,
and I weigh about 1 80...
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...if that's important to you.
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I'm really interested in meeting
someone special who likes quiet things.
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My life is very stressful, and l hope
to have a relationship that is very calm...
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...and undemanding and loving...
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...so if you are this person, please leave me
a message at box number 82.
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Thank you.
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OFFlCER:
So much violence. ..
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. ..but that's the way of the world.
Good luck, as always.
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Serve and protect and all that other
blah, blah, blah on the side of the car.
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JlM:
Let me tell you something.
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This is not an easy job.
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l get a call on the radio from Dispatch.
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lt's bad news.
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And it stinks.
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But this is my job, and l love it...
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...because l wanna do well.
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ln this life and in this world,
l wanna do well...
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...and l wanna help people.
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And l might get 20 bad calls a day...
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. ..but one time l can help someone,
l make a save. . .
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. .. l correct a wrong or right a situation.. .
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. ..then l'm a happy cop.
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And we move through this life,
we should try and do good.
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Do good.
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And if we can do that. ..
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. ..and not hurt anyone else...
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. ..well, then. . . .
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[BANGlNG ON DOOR]
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JlM: Hello?
MARClE: l turn around, there's something.
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-Whoa! Slow down.
-You can't just come in here.
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-The door was open.
-You not allowed to come in.
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-Calm down.
-l am calm!
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l got a call to this apartment,
report of a disturbance.
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There's no disturbance.
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l got a call of a disturbance.
l wanna see what's going on.
232
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-Yeah, but there's no disturbance.
-Then you got nothing to worry about.
233
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,979
You don't tell me. l know my rights.
Just come right in. You can't just. . . .
234
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,981
All right, ma'am, you wanna test me?
235
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,193
All right? You wanna tell me
about the law book, we can do that.
236
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,404
You push me far enough,
l will take you to jail.
237
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:46,241
-Okay? Now calm yourself down.
-l am calm!
238
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,578
No. You are not calm.
You're screaming at me.
239
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,497
Do you understand?
240
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,875
l got a call of a disturbance,
and l'm going to check it out.
241
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,169
That is what l'm going to do.
242
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,923
-Are you alone in here?
-l ain't got to answer your questions.
243
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,426
No, you don't,
but l'm gonna ask you one more time.
244
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,763
-Are you alone in here?
-What does it look like?
245
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,141
-There's no one else in here?
-You in here.
246
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,561
Okay. That's true,
but is there anyone else. . .
247
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,730
. ..besides me
and besides you in this house?
248
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,815
-No. l said that already.
-Mm-hm.
249
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,068
-Are you lying to me?
-l live by myself.
250
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,696
That might be true,
but the question l'm asking you, ma'am. . . .
251
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,449
ls there anyone else
in this house right now?
252
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,577
-No.
-Okay.
253
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,454
-What is your name?
-Marcie.
254
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,624
Okay. Marcie,
l'm gonna need you to take a seat here.
255
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,878
-l prefer to stand up.
-Okay. l'm not asking.
256
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,508
-l didn't even do nothing.
-Move, ma'am.
257
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,970
[MARClE SlGHS]
258
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:54,268
Okay. So, like l was saying,
l'm here to check on a disturbance.
259
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,229
Now, some of your neighbors
heard screaming and a loud crash.
260
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,815
-l don't even know no loud crash.
-Okay, what--?
261
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:00,983
[METAL CLANKS]
262
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,276
-What was that?
-Nothing.
263
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,654
-Sit back down on the couch.
-l ain't gotta do a goddamn thing.
264
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,656
-What's this bullshit?
-Do not do this.
265
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,326
-Do not do this. Do not slap me, ma'am.
-This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
266
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,789
This is bullshit. For what? For what?
For what? Huh? Tell me for what.
267
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,124
No, tell me for what.
268
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,668
JlM: l asked you to sit on the couch.
MARClE: This is bullshit.
269
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,086
[MARClE GRUNTS]
270
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,463
This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit.
271
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,841
1 5-L-27, l'm gonna need backup.
272
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,343
What the fuck is this?
lt's bullshit, motherfucker!
273
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,930
-l want you to stay right there.
-Fucking bullshit, and you know it!
274
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,641
JlM: Stay right there, Marcie.
-Don't you go in my bedroom!
275
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:38,520
This is bullshit, motherfucker!
Don't go down the hallway!
276
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,731
Don't go down
my motherfucking hallway!
277
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,024
JlM:
This is the LAPD!
278
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,234
Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!
279
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,361
JlM:
Come out now with your hands up!
280
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,282
MARClE:
What did l tell you? Ain't nobody in there!
281
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,534
Where the fuck you going, motherfucker?
282
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,786
Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!
283
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,873
Stay out of my motherfucking closet!
What did l tell you?
284
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,375
-Don't go down my hallway!
-This is the police!
285
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,045
lf there is anyone in this closet,
come out...
286
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,881
. ..and show yourself to me now,
with your hands up.
287
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,509
Marcie, do not drag
that couch any further!
288
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,761
Don't do this, ma'am!
289
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,097
There's nobody
in my motherfucking closet!
290
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,558
lf l have to open this closet,
you will get shot!
291
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,394
MARClE: Come back here!
Come back here, motherfucker!
292
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,897
What can't you
goddamn fucking talk to me?
293
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,860
-There's nobody in there! l told you!
JlM: Marcie, quiet down!
294
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,783
MARClE: This don't make no fucking sense!
This don't make no goddamn sense!
295
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,410
This is bullshit, motherfucker!
296
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,245
Why can't you talk to me?
297
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,832
Whoa! Whoa-ho!
298
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,085
What the hell is this, Marcie?
299
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,587
That ain't mine.
300
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,757
LlNDA: He's dying.
He's fucking dying as we're sitting here.
301
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,217
There's not a fucking....
302
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,427
Jesus, how can you tell me
to calm down?
303
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,931
l can help you through this,
but there's certain things...
304
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,267
. ..you're gonna have to take care of,
and we can go over them...
305
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,229
. ..but l need to know
that you're listening to me, okay?
306
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,440
l'm-- l'm in a fucking state.
lt's like he's going, and l don't--
307
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,944
Just tell me practical things,
like what the fuck do l do with his body?
308
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,280
What do l do when he dies? What next?
What happens then? What next?
309
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,157
That's what Hospice can take care of.
310
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,201
They'll send over a nurse,
somebody who--
311
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,245
No. Phil. He has Phil now.
312
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,997
-Phil is one of the nurses from the service?
-Yeah.
313
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,668
lf you're happy with Phil taking care
of him and helping you, that's fine...
314
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,212
. ..but contact Hospice
to arrange for the body.
315
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,172
You don't understand. lt's--
316
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,093
There's more pain than before, and
the fucking morphine pills aren't working. . .
317
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,722
. ..and it's like-- The past two days,
he can't really swallow...
318
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,350
. ..and l , um-- l don't know
if the pills are going down.
319
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:44,187
l can't see inside his mouth anymore,
and l'm up all night staring at him. . .
320
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,774
. ..and l don't know if the pills
are going down. He moans and he hurts.
321
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,277
We can fix that, because l can give you--
322
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,237
Are you listening?
323
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,699
-Yeah. l'm listening. l'm getting better.
-Do you wanna sit down?
324
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,617
l need to sit down.
325
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,999
Okay, Linda, Earl's not gonna make it.
326
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,794
He's dying. He is.
He's dying very, very rapidly.
327
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,548
The thing here
is to make this experience. . .
328
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,885
. ..as painless
and easy for him as possible.
329
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,678
You understand?
330
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,016
Now, Hospice will take care
of all the technical things.
331
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,186
They will help you.
They will take care of the body.
332
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,605
They are who you call when he dies.
333
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,025
There's the number of Hospice.
334
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,489
Okay. Now,
as far as the morphine pills go. . .
335
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,657
. ..there's something else to consider.
336
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:42,537
There's a very strong,
very potent solution of liquid morphine. . .
337
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,624
. ..and it's a little bottle.
lt has an eyedropper.
338
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,418
lt's easy to get into his mouth
and drop on his tongue...
339
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,172
. ..and it will certainly diminish the pain
that he's in.
340
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,427
But you need to realize
that, uh, once you give it to him...
341
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,846
. ..there really is no going back.
342
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:04,643
lt will certainly cure his pain, but he will
drift in and out of consciousness. . .
343
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,896
. ..even worse than he is now, Linda.
l mean....
344
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:13,193
All sign of the recognizable Earl
will pretty much go away.
345
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:20,033
l-- What the fuck can l say to--?
l don't know what to say to that.
346
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,255
l don't want to do this.
347
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,424
Sit here.
348
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,221
l can see the things, you know.
349
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,683
lt's getting there, that's the cocksucker.
350
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,895
l see that pen.
351
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,231
l see it. l know it's there.
352
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,316
l reach for it.
353
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,944
No.
354
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,282
No. No goddamn use.
355
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,867
[SlGHS]
356
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,869
l have a son, you know.
357
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,829
-You do?
-Yeah.
358
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,415
-Where is he?
-l don't know.
359
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,250
l mean...
360
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,003
. ..he's around, but....
361
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:18,550
He's here in town,
but l don't know.
362
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,886
You know. . .
363
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,346
. ..he's a tough one.
364
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,266
Very. . . .
365
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,231
-Got a girlfriend, Phil?
-No.
366
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,650
-Get a girlfriend.
-l'm trying.
367
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:39,279
Do good things with her.
Share the things.
368
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,240
-All that bullshit is true, you know.
-Yeah.
369
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,036
Find a good one, hold on, and all that.
370
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,495
Where's Linda?
371
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,582
She went out. She, uh, said
she went out to run some errands.
372
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,792
-She'll be back.
-Oh.
373
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,961
-She's a good girl.
-Yeah.
374
00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:02,510
She's a little nuts. Heh.
But she's a good girl, l think. Yeah.
375
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,096
-She's a little daffy. Yeah.
-Yeah.
376
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,182
She loves you.
377
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,893
Well, maybe.
378
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,520
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
379
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,105
She is a good one.
380
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,983
When's the last time
you talked to your son?
381
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,111
l don't know.
382
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,656
Ten.
383
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,702
Maybe ten. . . . Five....
384
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,539
Fuck.
385
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,375
[SOBS]
386
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,085
Fuck.
387
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,963
That's another thing that goes.
388
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,384
-Your memory?
-Time lines, you know?
389
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:48,390
l can remember things,
but not right there.
390
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,183
-You know?
-Yeah.
391
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,435
"Yeah"? What the fuck do you know?
392
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,730
-l've seen it before.
-Oh, other fucking assholes like me?
393
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,733
-Ah, there's no asshole like you.
-Cocksucker.
394
00:21:58,901 --> 00:21:59,985
[PH lL CHUCKLES]
395
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,738
How come every word you use
is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck?
396
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,992
-Do me a personal favor.
-Go fuck myself.
397
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,576
-You got it.
-Ha, ha.
398
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,704
[EARL COUGH lNG]
399
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,252
[EARL GROANS]
400
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,254
l can't....
401
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,214
l can't hold on to this any longer.
402
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:25,677
-l'll get another pill. Another morphine pill.
-No. Give me the fucking phone.
403
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:30,056
-Who you gonna call?
-l wanna see this. l, uh--
404
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,434
-Where is he? Do you know?
-Who?
405
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,353
-Jack.
-ls Jack your son?
406
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,025
Do you want to call him on the phone?
l can call him.
407
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,777
l can dial the number
if you can remember the number.
408
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,863
lt's not him.
409
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,450
lt's not him. He's a fucking asshole.
410
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,953
Oh, Phil, come here. This is so boring.
411
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,998
So goddamn.. . . Goddamn. . ..
412
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,126
You know, that dying wish. . .
413
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,796
. ..and all that old man on a bed. . ..
414
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:07,218
-Wants one thing.
-lt's okay.
415
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,846
Find him on a. . . .
416
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,976
Frank.
417
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:21,316
His name is Frank Mackey.
418
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,987
-Frank Mackey?
-Yeah.
419
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,864
That's your son?
420
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,991
Not my name.
421
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,494
[EARL SlGHS]
422
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,537
Go find. ..
423
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,165
Find Lily.
424
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:42,420
Give me that. Give me.
425
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,675
Give me-- lf you give me that...
426
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,513
. ..over there on, uh. . . .
427
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,433
Oh. Fuck. l can't hold on to this.
428
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,185
l got it. l got it.
429
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,770
EARL:
Yeah.
430
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,439
Ah.
431
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,445
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
432
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,060
[STRAUSS' "ALSO SPRACH
ZARATHUSTRA" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
433
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,938
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
434
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,946
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
435
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:10,550
[AUDlENCE WH lSTLlNG AND CHEERlNG]
436
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,958
Respect the cock.
437
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,419
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
438
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:50,215
And tame the cunt.
439
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,218
[ALL CHEERlNG]
440
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,802
Tame it.
441
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,556
Take it on headfirst with the skills
that l will teach you at work...
442
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,059
-. . .and say, "No."
AUDlENCE: No!
443
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,853
-You will not control me. No!
AUDlENCE: No!
444
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,940
-You will not take my soul. No!
AUDlENCE: No!
445
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,734
You will not win this game.
446
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,820
Because it is a game, guys.
You wanna think it's not, huh?
447
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,989
You go back to the schoolyard...
448
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,660
. ..and you have that crush
on big-titted Mary Jane.
449
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,371
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
450
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,167
Respect the cock.
451
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,670
[AUDlENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
452
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,883
You are embedding this thought:
453
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,137
-l am the one who's in charge.
MAN: Yeah.
454
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,683
-l am the one who says, "Yes."
AUDlENCE: Yes!
455
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,476
-"No."
AUDlENCE: No!
456
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,687
-"Now."
AUDlENCE: Now!
457
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,188
"Here."
458
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,899
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
459
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,197
Because it's universal, man.
460
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,950
lt is evolutional. lt is anthropological.
461
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,370
-lt is biological.
MAN: Yeah.
462
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,080
lt is animal.
463
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,873
We. . .
464
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,458
[FRANK GRUNTlNG]
465
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,377
. ..are. . .
466
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,212
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
467
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,717
. ..men.
468
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,885
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG NEARBY]
469
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:21,180
DOC: You need to ask yourself
what you can do. . . .
470
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,016
-You Gwenovier?
-Yeah.
471
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,976
l'm Captain Muffy, Frank's assistant.
472
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,729
-This is Doc. We can go in right here.
-Sorry l'm late.
473
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,480
He started about 35 minutes ago.. .
474
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,567
. ..but he's probably
getting all pumped up right now.
475
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:37,155
FRANK: Look down at the top of the page.
At the top of the page, what does it say?
476
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:41,492
AUDlENCE: "Get a calendar."
FRANK: Right. l cannot stress this enough.
477
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,746
lt's a simple item.
lt's 99 cents at the corner store.
478
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,708
But if you look into your packs,
reach deep into your packs. . .
479
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:53,338
. ..you will see that l have been
nice enough to include one. See?
480
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,300
Yeah, yeah.
That's just the kind of prick l am.
481
00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,553
You're gonna need this calendar.
lt doesn't seem like much.
482
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,722
lt's a simple item. lt is a small item.. .
483
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,142
. ..but it is going to make all
the difference in your world.
484
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,269
You meet a girl, work an A-3 interruption.
485
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:11,856
Let's say an eight-day waiting period
before next contact.
486
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,108
How are you gonna know
when those eight days are up?
487
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,318
AUDlENCE:
Mark the calendar.
488
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:18,029
That's right. Mark the calendar.
You're gonna mark that calendar.
489
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,782
You're going to stick with me
and this calendar.
490
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,241
You're gonna set goals.
491
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:26,120
lf you really, really wanna make
that friend something else...
492
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,498
. ..you're gonna have to be tough
on yourself.
493
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,833
You're gonna have to set goals.
494
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:34,212
Uh, you, sir,
in the, uh, brown short-sleeve shirt.
495
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,464
l can't read your name tag.
What's your name, please?
496
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,841
[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPlNG]
497
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,345
[PH lL SlGHS]
498
00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:43,971
[LlNE RlNGlNG]
499
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:47,809
WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Hello.
-Hi, uh, is Frank there?
500
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,478
-No, you have the wrong number.
-Um....
501
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,897
l'm sorry. l'm looking for a Frank Mackey.
502
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,149
Yeah, no, there's no Frank here.
503
00:28:55,317 --> 00:29:00,321
ls this, um, 81 8-775-3993?
504
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,157
Yeah. No, you have the wrong number.
505
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,453
Do you know a Jack, by any chance?
506
00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:08,663
[LlNE HANGS UP]
507
00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,998
Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters.
508
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,335
-We're all set upstairs.
GEOFF: And then she called me up...
509
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:19,340
. ..and she asked me
for advice about a guy.
510
00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,509
-Got everything you need?
-All set, thanks.
511
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,554
FRANK: Does she know how you feel
about her? Have you discussed that?
512
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,347
GEOFF:
Yes. Absolutely.
513
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,474
FRANK:
And what does she say?
514
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,602
She says she doesn't
feel that way about me.
515
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,937
[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]
516
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:36,691
l don't think there's anyone in this room
that doesn't understand that pain...
517
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:39,527
. ..and l wanna thank you
for sharing that with us.
518
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:45,867
Let me tell you what we're gonna teach
Denise when we set goals, all right?
519
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,244
What l say is, "Denise.
520
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,788
Denise the Piece."
521
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,791
l mark it down. Oh, l write it up.
522
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,335
And you have been warned...
523
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,005
. ..because l have my lasers. . .
524
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,549
. .. l have my Tasers,
l have my lCBMs. ..
525
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:06,804
. .. l have my bazookas,
l have my jets pointed right at you.
526
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,724
Because me and my brothers,
we like to celebrate...
527
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:14,562
. ..and on the first of May,
we celebrate V-Day.
528
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,231
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDS]
529
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:22,195
And come June, oh, baby,
it is the lick of my spoon.
530
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,529
[AUDlENCE CHEERS]
531
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,407
Come August, we like to celebrate...
532
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:29,619
. ..Saint Suck My Big Fat
Fucking Sausage.
533
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,204
[AUDlENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
534
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,747
l set goals for myself. ..
535
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,374
. ..and when l say
l do not wanna take it anymore. . .
536
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,001
. .. l will not take it anymore.
537
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,087
You think she's your friend, Geoff?
You think she's your friend?
538
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,422
They're not your friends.
539
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,800
Do you really think
she's gonna be there when things go bad?
540
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:48,721
Huh, guys? When things go wrong,
do you think they're gonna be there for us?
541
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,765
Ho-ho, you think again.
542
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:54,268
Oh, fucking Denise, Denise the Piece...
543
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,939
544
00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,358
[AUDlENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
545
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:07,114
Oh, yeah, but listen up. That is not to say
that we don't all need females as friends.
546
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,993
We're gonna learn later that having
a couple of chick friends lying around.. .
547
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:14,622
. ..comes in real handy in setting
jealousy traps. We'll get to that later.
548
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:19,252
Right now, what l want you guys to do
is pull out your blue booklets, page 1 8.
549
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,963
We're going quickly.
We're gonna workshop it later.
550
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,090
Eighteen, blue booklet.
551
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,634
"Form A Tragedy."
552
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,136
This is simple and clean,
and if done correctly...
553
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,514
. ..can be very, very effective
in getting some bush.
554
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,892
Here we go. You call up
your so-called friend and set a date.
555
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,646
Let's say make it around 7:30.
You call her on the phone.
556
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,401
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
557
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,546
Hello?
558
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,757
Hi. Uh, is Claudia here?
559
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,843
She's sleeping.
560
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,180
Are you--? Are you her boyfriend?
561
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,183
You're Jimmy Gator, right?
562
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,978
That's right. What's your name?
563
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,896
l'm Ray.
564
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,609
-So are you her boyfriend?
-No, l'm just a friend.
565
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,569
l see.
566
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,573
-Ha, ha, what are you doing here? l mean--
-l'm her father.
567
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,160
Mind if l come in?
568
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,997
-Yeah, sure.
-Thanks.
569
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:52,219
CLAUDlA: What the fuck is this?
JlMMY: lt's me, Claudia. lt's me.
570
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,181
What do you want?
Why are you here?
571
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,976
l'd like to talk to you.
Uh, your boyfriend let me in. l just--
572
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,228
That's not my boyfriend.
573
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:05,650
-Wanna call me a slut now or something?
-No, l don't.
574
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,401
What the fuck do you want?
575
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:12,865
-l wanna sit. l wanna talk to you.
-Don't sit down.
576
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,243
l want to, uh-- God, l want so many things.
577
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,746
-Maybe we could talk--
-l don't wanna talk to you.
578
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:22,500
-There's things l have to talk to you about.
-l don't want to talk to you.
579
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,752
That's all right.
lt doesn't have to be now.
580
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,962
We can make a date
to set some other time.
581
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,090
l didn't mean to walk in on you like this.
582
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,593
Why are you here?
Why are you doing this? Coming in here?
583
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,930
-You wanna call me a whore?
-No, l-- Claudia. . . .
584
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,349
l don't want you to think
l'm that way to you.
585
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,019
-l'm not gonna call you a slut or something.
-Yeah, ha, ha. Yeah, right.
586
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,188
What are you doing here?
587
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,108
What the fuck are you doing
in my house?
588
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,777
Please don't yell, honey.
Just don't go crazy.
589
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,614
l'm not crazy!
Don't you tell me that l'm crazy!
590
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:58,160
Claudia, l'm sick. l'm sick, Claudia.
591
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,287
-Fuck you.
-No, no, please, listen to me.
592
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,957
-Fuck you!
-Listen to me right now, Claudia.
593
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,292
l am dying.
594
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,878
l got sick, and then l fell down--
595
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,715
Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house.
596
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,135
l'm dying. l have cancer, Claudia.
597
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,137
l have cancer.
598
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,889
-And l'm dying very soon.
-Fuck you.
599
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,226
-lt's metastasized in my bones.
-Fuck you!
600
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,062
Claudia, it's. ... l'm not lying to you.
This is the truth.
601
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,773
l'm telling you, Claudia,
l'm going to lose.
602
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,234
Get out.
603
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:34,530
Get out! Get the fuck out of here!
604
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:38,576
-Get out! Go!
-Your mother would like to hear from you.
605
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,829
Fuck you. Get out!
606
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,208
Get the fuck out of my house now!
607
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,210
Get out!
608
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:54,049
[AD JlNGLE PLAYlNG ON TV]
609
00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,180
WOMAN 1 [ON TV]:
Keep your body running good.
610
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,182
MAN 1 :
Prevention is everything.
611
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,059
MAN 2:
lf you don't maintain it, l'll be fixing it.
612
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,519
WOMAN 1 :
Keep fit. Stay healthy.
613
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,355
MAN 3: lf your car is running good,
take it to Jiffy Lube...
614
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,690
...and they offer Pennzoil.
615
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,484
MAN 4:
Prevention.
616
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:12,985
WOMAN 2:
lt's worth it.
617
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,904
MAN 2:
Hey, you don't wanna see me.
618
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,530
AVl :
Don.
619
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,116
Hey, Avi.
620
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,035
Just one sec.
621
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,538
MAN [ON TV]: Say goodbye to the
plastered-down look of heavy hairspray...
622
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,373
...and hello to the natural-looking--
623
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,043
-Please.
SOLOMON: Don't, Donnie. Don't do this.
624
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,379
This is so fucked, Solomon!
l don't deserve this!
625
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:36,091
Don't get strong, Donnie.
This is making sense.
626
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,511
This is making a lot of sense.
627
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:42,056
You are not doing the job.
The job l ask you to do.
628
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,266
A job l give you.
629
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,227
Over and over and over.
630
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,355
l'm sorry, but l'm not gonna say
"l'm sorry" much more.
631
00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,982
l don't have any money, Solomon.
lf you fire me--
632
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,319
SOLOMON:
l pay you. l give you a paycheck.
633
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,780
Your sales suck, Don.
634
00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,074
l give. l give.
635
00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:02,701
When l find you,
when l meet you, what?
636
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,745
l put your name up
on a fucking billboard.
637
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,831
l put you in my store. My salesman.
638
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,209
My fucking representation
of Solomon Solomon Electronic.
639
00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,503
The Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith,
from the game show.
640
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,756
l lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly.
641
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:20,386
Oh, fuck you. Fuck you.
l paid you! l paid you!
642
00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:24,723
l gave you a fucking chance, and a chance,
over and over, and you let me down!
643
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,268
l trust you with so much!
644
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:31,981
Keys to my store. The codes to my locks.
The life and blood of my business.
645
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,942
ln return, you smash in 7-Eleven!
646
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,112
And late! Always late! Loans!
647
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,406
The loans for your kitchen
that you never did.
648
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:41,615
l paid you back!
649
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,243
SOLOMON: Two years! Two years later,
and from your paycheck!
650
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,036
l never charged interest.
651
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,330
Solomon, please. Please.
652
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:50,374
l am so fucked here if you do this.
653
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:54,295
This is the worst timing.
The worst timing l could ever imagine.
654
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,796
l need to keep working.
655
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,924
l have so many debts, so many things.
656
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,760
l have-- l have-- l have--
l have my surgery.
657
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,722
-My oral surgery coming.
-What surgery?
658
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:08,017
Oral surgery. Corrective teeth surgery.
659
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,394
SOLOMON: What is that?
-Braces.
660
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,313
SOLOMON: You don't need braces.
-Yes, l do.
661
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,398
AVl : Your teeth are straight.
-l need surgery!
662
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,025
l need corrective oral surgery.
663
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,986
Donnie, you got struck by lightning
that time in Tahoe.
664
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,946
l don't think braces is a good idea.
665
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,574
Solomon, just let me
ask you once, please.
666
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,783
Please don't do this.
667
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,620
AVl : How are you paying for the braces?
-l don't know.
668
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,456
SOLOMON: Well, that's just incredible.
How much are braces, anyway?
669
00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:32,333
lt's, uh.... lt doesn't matter.
670
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,669
AVl : lt's, like, $5000. l've seen it. l know.
-Now you're pissing me off.
671
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,963
This is incredible. This is fucking stupid.
672
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,257
You're paying $5000
for braces you don't need?
673
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,092
-l've been a good worker.
-Don't.
674
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,845
-No need for braces.
-Where are you gonna get the money?
675
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,889
-l don't know.
-You were going to ask me.
676
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,767
-l have been a good worker.
-No need for braces, Donnie.
677
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,352
That is none of your business!
678
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,855
l've been a good and loyal worker for you,
you fucking assholes!
679
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:57,358
-Hey, fuck you. Watch it, now.
-Give me your keys.
680
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,819
-No, don't--
-Give me your fucking keys!
681
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,041
OFFlCER 1 :
ldentified as Porter Parker, age 59...
682
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,543
. ..better known as the dead guy
in the closet.
683
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,420
Says the building guy,
this is her husband.
684
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,714
DETECTlVE 1 :
He comes around, raises some shit...
685
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,549
. ..screaming and yelling something.
686
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,218
There's a son and a kid.
687
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:26,595
-Her son?
-Her son. That's right. And the kid.
688
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,764
They were here,
and from late last night. . .
689
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,058
. ..and through the morning,
screaming and yelling.
690
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,394
-Where are they?
DETECTlVE 1 : They are not to be found.
691
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,438
She's got $600 and a large box
of condoms next to the bed.
692
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,983
-She was real belligerent--
OFFlCER 2: Three wedding rings.
693
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,528
CORONER: Guys coming in and out all day.
This is the building guy talking.
694
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,990
OFFlCER 1 : Building guy says the son
and the closet guy are always going at it.
695
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,201
DETECTlVE 2: And what is she saying?
OFFlCER 1 : Not a goddamn thing.
696
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,206
Thanks, Randy. Whoa!
697
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,084
How much you pay me for my help?
698
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,336
lt's more complicated than that,
little man.
699
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,131
Put me on the payroll and find out.
Find out what's up.
700
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,050
Okay, you don't just sign up
to be a police officer.
701
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:09,138
-lt's about three years of training, okay?
-l'm trained. l'm ready to go.
702
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,683
-You wanna buy some candy to help--?
-No. No, sorry, little man.
703
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,394
You wanna take my statement?
l'll perform for you.
704
00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:18,731
-Gotta get paid, though. Gotta get paid.
-Mm-hm.
705
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,441
Why aren't you in school today?
706
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,402
No school today. My teacher got sick.
707
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,238
Oh, you don't have substitute teachers
where you go to school?
708
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,615
No. So, what did they find out
in there?
709
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,826
JlM:
That is confidential information, little man.
710
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,287
DlXON: Tell me what you know.
l'll tell you what l know.
711
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,455
JlM:
No can do.
712
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:38,167
DlXON: Leave this one to the detectives,
they ain't gonna solve shit.
713
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,794
l can help you.
Make you the man with the plan.
714
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,297
Give you the gift that l flow. Think fast.
715
00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:46,800
-You wanna know who killed that guy?
-Okay. You come here.
716
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,802
DlXON: No.
-Come here.
717
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,055
You wanna disrespect an officer
of the law?
718
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,308
l can help you solve the case.
l can tell you who did it.
719
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,519
Oh, you're a joker, huh?
Telling me jokes?
720
00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,565
-l'm a rapper.
-Oh, you're a rapper. Oh, okay.
721
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,984
-You got a record contract?
-Not yet.
722
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,987
Give you a clue for the bust
if you show me some trust.
723
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,822
You ever been to juvenile hall?
724
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,157
l ain't fucking with you!
725
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:13,160
Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it.
726
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,120
Come on, man, just watch me.
727
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,289
Watch and listen.
728
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,374
[SlGHS]
729
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,294
Okay.
730
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,467
[RAPPlNG] Presence
With the double-ass-meaning gifts l bestow
731
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,136
With my riff and my flow
But you don't hear me, though
732
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,387
Think fast, catch me, yo
733
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,765
'Cause l throw what l know
With a resonance
734
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,017
For your trouble-ass fiend
ln weaning yourself
735
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,519
Off of the back of the shelf
736
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,355
Jackass crackers, body-stackers
737
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:43,649
Dick-tooting niggers
Masturbating your triggers
738
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:46,819
Hold it, homeboy.
l don't need to hear that word.
739
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,279
Living to get older
With a chip on your shoulder
740
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,783
Except you think you got a grip
'Cause your hip got a holster
741
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,495
Ain't no confessor, so, buster,
you better just shut the fuck up
742
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,080
Try to listen and learn
743
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:01,792
Whoa, cut it, Coolio. l've had enough
of the mouth and the language.
744
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,794
l'm almost done.
745
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,879
Finish it up without the lip.
746
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,174
Check that ego
Come off it, l'm the prophet
747
00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,885
The professor
I'm gonna teach you about the Worm
748
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:15,973
Who eventually turned to catch wreck
With the neck of a long-time oppressor
749
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,184
And he's running from the devil
But the debt is always gaining
750
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:22,271
And if he's worth being hurt
He's worth bringing pain in
751
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,649
When the sunshine don't work
The good Lord bring the rain in
752
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,652
Now, that shit
will help you solve the case.
753
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:35,075
Okay. Whatever that meant.
754
00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,995
l'm sure it's real helpful, lce-T.
755
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,747
DlXON:
Did you listen to me?
756
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,000
l was listening to you.
757
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,879
l told you who did it,
and you're not even listening to me.
758
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:48,881
l'm through playing games.
759
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,176
Be cool. Stay in school, okay?
760
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,427
Get out of the street now.
761
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,429
[ENGlNE STARTS]
762
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,264
Move it.
763
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,248
RlCK: Come on, let's go.
-You're late, not me.
764
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,417
RlCK: You could have been in front.
-l didn't see you from the window.
765
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,003
Well, you-- Why didn't you just, uh--?
l don't know.
766
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:13,257
You could have come in the front.
l don't know. Hurry up.
767
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:18,262
-All right, you ready to keep winning?
-Sure.
768
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,056
[ENGlNE STARTS]
769
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,611
RlCK:
You okay?
770
00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:38,240
Busted my ankle there.
771
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:42,077
You gotta have that makeup lady
fix your hair.
772
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,413
STANLEY: Okay.
-Okay? lt's really wet.
773
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,374
-There you are. There you are.
-l'm sorry we're late, Cynthia.
774
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,210
-Oh, that's all right.
RlCK: We got caught in traffic.
775
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,587
-Your book is okay. How you doing?
-l'm fine.
776
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,799
Yeah? Yeah, you ready to go, go, go?
777
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,176
Know anybody involved
in that Alan Thicke thing?
778
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,429
The Corey Haim thing?
Terrorist in the high school?
779
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,723
-Uh, no.
-Where's Richard and Julia?
780
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,933
Oh, good. Um, they're here. They're fine.
781
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,269
They're in the dressing room,
so we're all set.
782
00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:09,730
-Okay. See you later.
-You go to it, handsome.
783
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,566
-See you.
-Okay, buddy, love you.
784
00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:14,276
[SlGHS]
785
00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:16,903
-Good luck, Rick.
-Hey, Peter.
786
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,406
Dick, Dick. l'm sorry. Dick.
787
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:22,743
Fuck.
Can't get that fucking name.
788
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,077
[GRUNTS]
789
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,913
-Who's ready to beat the record?
JULlA'S DAD: That was close.
790
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:30,292
RlCK: lt's cats and fucking dogs out there.
-Cats and dogs indeed.
791
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,961
RlCK: l've never seen it rain
this bad since last year.. .
792
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,089
. ..because of La Nina or El Nino
or whatever the shit.
793
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,508
[RlCK MUTTERS lN SPAN lSH]
794
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,218
RlCK:
Sorry l'm late.
795
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:43,013
-What was your name again?
-Amy, Mr. Jennings.
796
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,766
DlCK:
Call me D.J. You said Amy, right? Listen.
797
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:48,352
Trust me, you know. But stay focused.
798
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,020
Where's the news department?
799
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,147
CYNTH lA: lt's upstairs.
-Have you ever been there?
800
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:53,732
Oh, sure. Why?
801
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,692
l was wondering
about the weather department.
802
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,944
-Uh-huh.
-l was wonder whether the weather people.. .
803
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,905
. ..have outside meteorological services. . .
804
00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:01,782
. ..or if they have in-house instruments.
805
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,951
Um, l can check on that,
and later we can take a tour.
806
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,620
-Oh, okay.
-Sounds good?
807
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,039
-You asking because it's raining outside?
-l guess.
808
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,458
Uh-huh. What do you do?
Whatever's happening, you look into?
809
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:12,876
[ELEVATOR DlNGS]
810
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,544
-Something like that?
-l don't know.
811
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:19,007
Ha, ha, you don't know, huh?
Well, it's not a bad way to be.
812
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,301
lnterested in everything
that's going around.
813
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,471
Wet-- Wet is wet. Just that simple.
814
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,933
STANLEY: Hi, Mary.
-Hi, hon, Stanley.
815
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:39,986
[PHONE RlNGS]
816
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,905
Production.
817
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,540
MARY: Rose is on the phone.
Here are the cards for today.
818
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,917
-Fifteen minutes to go over those cards.
-Sorry.
819
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,086
-Find Paula for me.
-You want her right now?
820
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,338
-Yes, now.
-We're on the air in 20 minutes.
821
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,508
Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi.
822
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:05,011
-Hi, how you doing?
JIMMY: l'm drinking.
823
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:08,515
-Slowly or quickly?
-As fast as l can.
824
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:11,101
You come home soon after the show.
825
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,769
l went to see her.
826
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,689
Some fucking asshole answers the door
in his underwear.
827
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,190
He's 50 years old.
828
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,443
There's coke and shit
laid out on the table.
829
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,902
Did she talk to you?
830
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,697
She went crazy.
She went fucking crazy, Rose.
831
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,533
-Did you tell her?
-Oh, l don't know.
832
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,201
l gotta go. l don't have time.
833
00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:30,954
l got a lot more drinking to do
before l go on.
834
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,291
-l love you.
-Love you too.
835
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,876
Shit.
836
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,504
[SOBS]
837
00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,381
[SlGHS]
838
00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:10,577
[SN lFFlNG]
839
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:13,413
[AlMEE MAN'S "MOMENTUM"
PLAYlNG LOUDLY ON STEREO]
840
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,002
[MUSlC PLAYlNG LOUDLY lNSlDE]
841
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,941
-Hello?
JlM: Police! Open the door!
842
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,359
Who is it?
843
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,196
JlM:
lt's the LAPD! Open the door!
844
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,823
CLAUDlA:
l'm coming!
845
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,451
l have to get dressed!
846
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,790
You're not coming fast enough!
Open the door!
847
00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:00,752
Didn't you hear me? l said l'm coming,
and that means l'm coming!
848
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,755
l just have to get dressed, all right?
849
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,591
l really-- l have to get dressed!
850
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:19,020
l hate coming here
and not being able to talk.
851
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,439
lt's fine. l understand.
852
00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,441
l wish the circumstance was better.
853
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,860
l don't know what's gonna happen.
lt's so fucked.
854
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:29,906
-l feel so over the top with everything.
-Running out of your medication at all. . .
855
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,325
. ..let alone at a time like this,
could be drastic.
856
00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,578
Thank you, Dr. Diane.
857
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:39,332
MAN 1 [ON TV]: --even your pocket.
And the pocket fisherman's--
858
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,501
MAN 2:
--7:30 this Saturday night.
859
00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:46,923
RON: --dollars and 99 cents.
MAN 3: Hold it, Ron. It's only four easy--
860
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,800
NASDAQ trading at--
861
00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:50,677
[MOAN lNG]
862
00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:59,811
DICK: --Stanley Spector
and his brilliant friends, Richard and Julia...
863
00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:04,065
...can defeat today's adult challengers,
Mim, Luis, and Todd.
864
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:07,027
They're moving towards
a half-a-million-dollar team total...
865
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,529
...and a What Do Kids Know? record.
866
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,866
WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Pink Dot.
-Hi. l'd like to get an order for delivery.
867
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:16,578
-Phone number?
-81 8-725-4424.
868
00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:18,330
-Partridge?
-Yeah.
869
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,581
What would you like?
870
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:22,125
l'd like to get an order of,
um, peanut butter. . .
871
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,045
-Mm-hm.
-. . .uh, cigarettes, Camel Lights.
872
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,255
-Mm-hm.
-Uh, water....
873
00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:30,967
-Bottled water?
-Um, no. You know what, forget the water.
874
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,846
-Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread.
-Okay.
875
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:40,060
-And, um, do you have Playboy magazine?
-Yeah.
876
00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:43,813
Okay. One of those.
And, uh, Penthouse, the magazine?
877
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,275
-Yeah.
-You have that? Okay. Uh, one of those.
878
00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:51,154
-And, um, Hustler?
-Yeah.
879
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,032
-Do you have that?
-Yeah, l said.
880
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,076
-That it?
-Yeah, that's it.
881
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,828
You still want the peanut butter,
bread, and cigarettes?
882
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,498
Yeah. What?
883
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:05,710
-The total is 31 .90. Thirty minutes or less.
-Okay. Thank you.
884
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:08,171
-ls that cash or credit card?
-Cash.
885
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,256
-Thanks.
-Thank you.
886
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,425
-Bye.
-Bye.
887
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,934
[MUTTERlNG]
888
00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:26,231
ALL:
Respect the cock and tame the cunt!
889
00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:28,400
FRANK:
Have a great lunch!
890
00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:30,568
[ALL CHEERlNG]
891
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,865
This is Gwenovier from Profiles.
She's here for the interview.
892
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,784
-Nice to meet you.
-l admire your work.
893
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:42,539
-Thank you. l have us set up in a suite--
-lt's not very safe for you here.
894
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,125
l finish
one of these seminars, Gwenovier.. . .
895
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:49,754
l swear to fucking God.
l mean, l am Batman.
896
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,590
l'm Superman. l'm like a. . .. A fucking. . . .
897
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:53,967
[EXHALES]
898
00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:55,927
l'm like a fucking action hero after that.
899
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,263
l could walk out if this room right now.
900
00:50:58,431 --> 00:51:00,682
l could go down the hall,
walk down the street. . .
901
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:04,310
. ..and pick up any little honey l meet
that has even one second to stop.
902
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,980
GWENOVlER: All it takes is one second?
-Just one second, girl.
903
00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:08,940
One glance, one hesitation...
904
00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:13,987
. ..one subtle look my way
for me to know...
905
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,947
. ..and then it is:
906
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,283
Bing, bang, boom.
907
00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:20,994
Oh, my God. Oh!
908
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,579
l'm away on a tangent.
909
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,122
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
910
00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:27,667
-l tell you....
GWENOVlER: Don't hurt yourself, okay?
911
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,295
l tell you, l do.
912
00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,672
l get so fucking jazzed
at these seminars. . .
913
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,050
. ..see, because l am what l believe.
914
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:38,178
l do as l say.
915
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,973
l live by these rules. . .
916
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,975
. ..as religiously as l preach them.
917
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:47,687
That's why l am getting the nasty left,
right, center, up, down, sideways.
918
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,941
The Battle of the Bush is being fought
and won by Team Mackey.
919
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:58,448
-We're gonna start rolling now.
-What? l thought we were rolling.
920
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:03,369
Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier.
l am firing pearls at you here.
921
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,164
l want you to know that l'm not
succeeding in the bush...
922
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:09,834
. ..because l'm Frank T.J. Mackey.
Ah, you think about this.
923
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:13,421
l mean, there are women. . .
924
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:17,133
. ..who, uh, wanna destroy me.
925
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,261
No. l find that hard to believe.
926
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,888
[LAUGHS]
927
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:24,432
lt makes it very difficult,
twice as hard for me.
928
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,434
There's some hottie l'm moving in on...
929
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:32,565
. ..knows me, knows my, you know,
my, uh, plans and my schemes, you know?
930
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,275
She's gonna wanna fuck with me.
931
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,195
She's gonna go back, you know
tell her friends: Yada, yada, yada....
932
00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,406
"You know, Frank T.J. Mackey,
he ain't all that." You know.
933
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,450
"He ain't all that. Didn't get me."
934
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,285
So, me, l am....
935
00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:47,580
You know, l'm just on full afterburners.. .
936
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,666
-. . .full-throttle through hottie heaven.
-Okay.
937
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:50,917
[FRANK PANTlNG]
938
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,419
-Just dodging left. Dodging right.
-Yes, l understand.
939
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:58,216
-Dodging these bullets from these terrorists.
-l should've known this was gonna happen.
940
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:01,761
Calm down, take it easy,
and be a good boy. ..
941
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,055
. ..okay, Mr. Mackey?
942
00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:06,140
Thank you. Now, you sit back there...
943
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:08,268
. ..put your microphone on
for me, please. . .
944
00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:11,604
-Yes, ma'am.
-So we can do this thing, all right?
945
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:17,110
Okay, um.. . .
946
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:24,284
-Okay. Let me start by asking you--
-Just a second. One second.
947
00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,790
You missed a button.
948
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,459
FRANK:
Thank you.
949
00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:39,799
What do you wanna know?
950
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,969
[GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
951
00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:53,479
Make it happen.
952
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,150
This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go.
953
00:53:57,318 --> 00:53:59,903
[SUPERTRAMP'S "GOODBYE STRANGER"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
954
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:07,410
[PATRONS CHATTERlNG]
955
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,871
[PATRONS LAUGHlNG]
956
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,808
[PATRONS CHATTERlNG AND LAUGHlNG]
957
00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,947
Hello. You're back again, huh?
958
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,157
Yeah. Yes. Hi.
959
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,160
-What can l get you?
-Uh, Diet Coke.
960
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:15,228
[BOTH SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
961
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,961
MAN:
You look tired. You want one of these?
962
00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:42,505
Better pour you one of these, huh?
963
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,674
WAlTRESS:
Can you ring me up?
964
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:53,599
THURSTON: Brad, good to see you.
BRAD: lt's good to see you.
965
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,935
THURSTON: You make that down payment
on the Harley yet?
966
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,980
BRAD:
Not yet. Not yet. l'll make it next week.
967
00:55:59,148 --> 00:56:00,898
[BOTH SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
968
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,527
BRAD:
Six days. You'll be the first.
969
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,780
Ha, ha, l would love that.
970
00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:10,283
-Want another one?
-Yes.
971
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,463
Uh, l'd like a tequila.
972
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,340
WAlTRESS: What kind?
-lt doesn't matter.
973
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,514
[AlMEE MANN'S "MOMENTUM"
PLAYlNG LOUDLY ON STEREO]
974
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,562
JlM:
Open up the door now!
975
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,524
CLAUDlA:
Yes, hi! Hello!
976
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,112
Yeah.
977
00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:51,324
l'm sorry. l had to get dressed.
978
00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:55,119
-You the resident here?
-Yes.
979
00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,914
-You alone in there?
-Yes.
980
00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:00,458
No one else in there with you?
981
00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:04,837
No. What's wrong?
982
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:11,302
First of all, you're gonna have to turn down
the music so we can have a conversation.
983
00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,768
[MUSlC STOPS]
984
00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:23,648
[TV PLAYlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
985
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,194
You mind if l come in?
986
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,488
No. Go ahead.
987
00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:42,875
You got your neighbors
real worried for you.
988
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,128
l'm sorry.
989
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,921
-You live alone?
-Yes.
990
00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,631
-What's your name?
-Claudia.
991
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:51,384
-Claudia what?
-Wilson.
992
00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:54,095
Okay, Claudia Wilson...
993
00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,431
-. . .are you trying to go deaf?
-What? Ha, ha.
994
00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:02,395
-Did you hear what l just said?
-Yes, but l don't know what.. . .
995
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:05,731
Okay. You're listening to your music
so loud. ..
996
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:10,403
-. . .you're gonna damage your ears.
-Okay.
997
00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,573
lf you continue to listen
to your music at that level. . .
998
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:18,035
. ..you're gonna damage not only your ears,
but your neighbors' ears as well.
999
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:21,080
-l didn't realize it was that loud.
-Yeah.
1000
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:24,458
Well, that right there
is the first sign of hearing loss, okay?
1001
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,127
Okay.
1002
00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,798
l see you got your TV on there too.
1003
00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,134
You usually keep that on
at the same time?
1004
00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:37,305
l don't know. l mean, um. . . . What is this?
1005
00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:41,809
-You been doing some drugs today, Claudia?
-No.
1006
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:46,522
-Have you been doing some drinking?
-No, ha, ha.
1007
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,399
Okay.
1008
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,779
l got a call of a disturbance here.
1009
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:59,827
Some loud music, A,
and some screaming and yelling.
1010
00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,914
Has there been some screaming
and yelling here?
1011
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,708
Yes.
1012
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,837
l had someone come to my door.
1013
00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,465
Someone that l didn't want here.
1014
00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:18,888
And l told them to leave,
so it's no big deal.
1015
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,725
They left. l'm sorry.
1016
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,311
-Was that your boyfriend?
-No.
1017
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,024
-You don't have a boyfriend?
-No.
1018
00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:33,486
Well, who was it?
1019
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:37,156
l was. . .. He's gone.
1020
00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:41,077
l mean, it's not-- lt's over, you know?
1021
00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,418
You mind if l have a look around
for your safety?
1022
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,796
-lt's fine.
-Okay.
1023
00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:55,675
Uh, what--?
What are you looking for?
1024
00:59:55,842 --> 01:00:00,012
Claudia, why don't you let me
handle the questions. . .
1025
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,848
-. . .and you handle the answers, okay?
-Okay.
1026
01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,851
-l'm here to help you.
-Okay.
1027
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,398
-So do you still have to do homework?
-Not as much as l used to.
1028
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:12,775
Since we started,
l haven't gone to school much.
1029
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,028
-l've had so many auditions.
-l don't have regular classes anymore.
1030
01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:19,365
-What do you do?
-They let me have my own study time.
1031
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,201
-My own reading time in the library.
-That's pretty cool.
1032
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,370
-Do you have an agent, Stanley?
STANLEY: No.
1033
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,957
You should get one. l'm serious.
You could get a lot of stuff out of this.
1034
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,960
-Like what?
-What do you mean? Endorsements and shit!
1035
01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,421
-Richard.
-Bite it, Cynthia.
1036
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,590
You get stuff from people
that want you to endorse their product.
1037
01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:39,468
Commercials, a sitcom,
an M.O.W. or something.
1038
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,513
-What's M.O.W.?
-Hello. Movie of the week.
1039
01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,266
l went for one this morning
with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim.
1040
01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:48,269
RlCHARD: Was it a callback?
JULlA: No, but l'll probably get a callback.
1041
01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:50,688
RlCHARD: lf we beat the record,
you might get a callback.
1042
01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:53,024
JULlA: l'll get it
because l'm a good actress, Richard.
1043
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,568
RlCHARD: Saucy, saucy.
CYNTH lA: Come on, guys. Settle down.
1044
01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:57,111
-Cynthia?
-What do you want?
1045
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,530
STANLEY: l gotta go to the bathroom.
CYNTH lA: Can you hold it?
1046
01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:00,740
[ALL CHEERlNG]
1047
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,743
Yessiree! Whoa!
1048
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:07,496
That was absolutely fantastic,
and l thank you very much.
1049
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,125
As a matter of fact, we may even
take you folks on the road with us.
1050
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:13,502
LUlS: That's my thing.
Come on. l'm serious. Come on.
1051
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,672
Milk and sports, man.
You never heard--? Milk and sports, okay?
1052
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,800
Anything baseball.
Um, anything dealing with numbers. . .
1053
01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:23,220
. ..when it comes to those, you know,
or who broke whatever record.
1054
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:27,141
Any kind of dairy product, any kind--
Dairy recipe...
1055
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,561
. ..um, like goat milk, goat cheese, goat--
All that stuff.
1056
01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:32,438
Wow, check this out over here.
1057
01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:35,191
So, um, look guys,
just work with me on that. Work with me.
1058
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,610
Excuse me,
can you bring me low-fat milk, please?
1059
01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:39,987
A couple of ice cubes.
1060
01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,614
Ah, they don't look so tough.
1061
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,866
STANLEY: Do they look smart?
-No.
1062
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,827
RlCHARD: What are they gonna do, beat us?
STANLEY: Maybe.
1063
01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:49,538
We're not going out two days
before we set the record.
1064
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,790
lt's not gonna happen.
1065
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,541
RlCHARD:
Yeah. When they want us done. . .
1066
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,461
. ..they'll call in the Harvard SWAT team
or some shit.
1067
01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:58,464
Ready to run.
1068
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,814
BURT: You smell like trouble.
-l'm fucking hammered.
1069
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,274
-You okay?
-You know.
1070
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,402
Good. You have a chance
to look those over?
1071
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:23,155
Oh, come on. lt's the same fucking shit
for 30 years, Burt.
1072
01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:27,660
You look like you have money
in your pocket.
1073
01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:29,495
[THURSTON CHUCKLES]
1074
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:33,374
Maybe l'm just happy to see
my friend Brad there.
1075
01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,959
[DONNlE CHUCKLES]
1076
01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:36,919
DONNlE:
Just throw some money around.
1077
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,296
-Money, money, money.
-lt's Brad.
1078
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:43,175
Ooh. This sounds threatening.
1079
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,344
Do you have love in your heart?
1080
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,680
l have love all over.
1081
01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:50,933
l even have love for you, friend.
1082
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,601
-ls it real love?
-Well--
1083
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,856
The kind of love that makes you feel
that intangible joy. . .
1084
01:02:57,023 --> 01:02:58,524
. ..in the pit of your stomach...
1085
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:01,694
. ..like a bucket of acid
and nerves running around...
1086
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:05,948
. ..and making you hurt
and happy and all over. ..?
1087
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,908
You're head over heels?
1088
01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:11,495
You lost me with the last couple
of cocktail words spoken, my boy. . .
1089
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:15,207
. ..but l believe it's that sort of love.
1090
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:18,127
Sounds nice to me.
1091
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,338
l have love.
1092
01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:23,841
Hmm, a very chatty kind.
lndeed you do, it seems.
1093
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,135
No, l mean, l'm telling you.
1094
01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:28,637
l'm telling you, l have love.
1095
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,224
Yes, and l'm listening avidly, fellow.
1096
01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,899
My name is Donnie Smith,
and l have lots of love to give.
1097
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:48,699
-Hello.
-Hi.
1098
01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,668
Wow.
1099
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,504
Lot of stuff here, huh?
1100
01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:15,768
[BOTH SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
1101
01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:30,449
lt's 30 seconds.
1102
01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:31,700
[BELL RlNGS]
1103
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,078
--eye on you. l'll be back.
1104
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:37,039
-Hi, Cynthia.
-Jakety, Jakety.
1105
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,462
RlCHARD:
The fuck is going on over there?
1106
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:47,299
-l gotta go to the bathroom.
-Jesus Christ, Stanley.
1107
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:50,803
No, no, no. You cannot do that.
Let me explain something to you people.
1108
01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:53,764
You have to tone it.
Don't be real aggressive like that.
1109
01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:56,684
Be subtly abusive
so they don't know what's happening.
1110
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,937
You say, "You're not gonna go outside
and play with your friends. ..
1111
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,481
. ..until that entire room
is cleaned floor to ceiling."
1112
01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,400
Oh, Julia's room's the same way.
1113
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:07,403
JULlA'S DAD: Like a pigsty.
But it's the outfits we're into now.
1114
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,990
Oh, you should have seen what she had on
walking out the door.
1115
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:13,576
l said, "No. We're going to school,
not a fashion show."
1116
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,786
RlCHARD'S MOM:
lt's not a fashion show. lt's school.
1117
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,830
JULlA'S MOM:
Absolutely. lt's not a fashion show.
1118
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,039
Shh.
1119
01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,500
Let's make
some fucking money here, people.
1120
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,586
You with me, Jimmy?
1121
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,005
JlMMY: The book says,
"We may be through with the past.. .
1122
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,715
. ..but the past ain't through with us."
1123
01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:29,174
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
1124
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,468
We met upon the level,
and we're parting on the square.
1125
01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:34,054
ln my fucking sleep, Burt.
1126
01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:41,186
And five, four, three, two. . ..
1127
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:46,859
Live from Burbank, California,
its What Do Kids Know?
1128
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:50,779
Going into our 33rd year on the air,
it's America's longest-running quiz show. ..
1129
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,033
. ..and the place where three kids
get to challenge three adults. . .
1130
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,827
. ..and in the end,
we'll see who's the boss.
1131
01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:59,788
Moving towards their
eighth consecutive week as champions. . .
1132
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:03,542
. ..we have the kids:
Richard, Julia, and Stanley.
1133
01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:07,921
And our new adult challengers today
are Mim, Luis, and Todd.
1134
01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,049
And me, l'm Dick Jennings...
1135
01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:14,428
. ..and now say hello to your favorite host
and my boss...
1136
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:17,723
. ..Jimmy Gator.
1137
01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,392
[ALL CHEERlNG]
1138
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:28,776
Back again, again, again.
l'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not...
1139
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,570
...we are at the end of Week 7,
heading towards Week 8...
1140
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:35,783
...with these three incredible kids, who--
Hello, hello.
1141
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:39,870
--are just two days and two games away
from the What Do Kids Know? record...
1142
01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:43,290
...for the longest-running quiz show
in television history.
1143
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:46,251
Now, we are, as you know,
endorsed by the PTA...
1144
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,420
...and the North American
Teachers' Foundation.
1145
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:52,424
We keep our standards high, and that's why
we are the longest-running quiz show...
1146
01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,969
...in television history. l wanna say
something about these kids now.
1147
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:58,931
These kids right here,
I think they're gonna be here a while.
1148
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:00,766
But today is a dangerous day...
1149
01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,436
...because l have just met
with the adult challengers backstage...
1150
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:08,607
...and let me tell you,
they are a terrific challenge for our kids.
1151
01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,819
So let's get this show up and away,
shall we?
1152
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,862
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDS]
1153
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,201
DETECTlVE:
We wanna know where your son is.
1154
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,454
"Jerome Samuel Hall." Did he fight
your husband? ls this the Worm?
1155
01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:25,457
DETECTlVE: They had a fight. An accident.
OFFlCER: They call him Worm?
1156
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,292
DETECTlVE:
We wanna know where your son is.
1157
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,003
-Help us, Marcie.
-Do they call him Worm?
1158
01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:33,006
-Help us help your son, Marcie.
OFFlCER: Do they call him Worm?
1159
01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,883
DETECTlVE:
Help us help your son, Marcie.
1160
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,428
OFFlCER: Your son and your grandson.
Help us help them.
1161
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,430
ls this the Worm?
1162
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:40,973
[DOOR OPENS]
1163
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:42,474
JlMMY [ON TV]:
Let's jump right in.
1164
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,893
A quick recap for those who don't know.
1165
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,439
Round One.
Three categories. Steals are okay.
1166
01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:53,610
Point scale escalating from 25 to 250,
one of which is a conversation bonus.
1167
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,196
[DOORBELL RlNGS]
1168
01:07:56,364 --> 01:07:57,489
[DOGS BARKlNG]
1169
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:03,620
-Hi.
-That'll be 31 .90.
1170
01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:09,501
The categories are "authors,
chaos versus superstring, and rub-a-dub."
1171
01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,504
[DOGS BARKlNG]
1172
01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:15,424
-Max. Thanks.
-Bye.
1173
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,844
Adults won a coin toss backstage,
so they get to pick first.
1174
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,263
Team captain: Mim.
1175
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,056
[DOGS BARKlNG]
1176
01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,196
First question, for 25.
1177
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,783
This female author's most famous work:
O Pioneers!
1178
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,952
PH lL:
H-E-R.
1179
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,162
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1180
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:46,497
JlMMY: Stanley?
-Willa Cather.
1181
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,873
Willa Cather for 25.
1182
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,375
Best known for the tragedy-of-blood genre,
this playwright--
1183
01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:51,585
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1184
01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,837
-Stanley.
-Thomas Kyd.
1185
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,047
Thomas Kyd.
1186
01:08:55,215 --> 01:08:58,050
This French playwright and actor
joined the Bejart troupe of actors--
1187
01:08:58,218 --> 01:08:59,384
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1188
01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:00,636
-Stanley.
-Moliere.
1189
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:03,514
Oh, l'm afraid l'm gonna need
a full name, Stanley.
1190
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:06,600
Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere.
1191
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,894
What the fuck is this?
1192
01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,855
God damn. My little fucker.
Ha-ha-ha!
1193
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:15,400
l have no idea where he gets this shit.
He's a fucking genius, really.
1194
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,611
CHAD [OVER PHONE]:
Seduce and Destroy. This is Chad.
1195
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,946
Can l have your phone number?
1196
01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:21,949
-ls this Seduce and Destroy?
-Yes, it is. Can l have your phone number?
1197
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,576
Okay, l don't want to order anything.
Uh, you see... .
1198
01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:29,206
l have a situation, uh, that's just come up
that's really pretty serious.. .
1199
01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,167
. ..and l don't know who to talk to
or what l should do. . .
1200
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,921
. ..but maybe you could put me in touch
with somebody if l explain myself?
1201
01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,590
Uh, we're really only equipped
to take orders here, sir.
1202
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:42,052
l mean, it's just us with the phones,
and that's what we do, you know--
1203
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:46,515
Okay, okay, okay. Could you connect me
with somebody else, you think?
1204
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,267
Well, what's the situation?
1205
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,227
Okay, great, um. . . .
1206
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:53,397
All right. Let me try to explain myself
without it seeming crazy.
1207
01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,440
But here l go. l'm-- No.
1208
01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,067
Uh, my name is Phil Parma. . .
1209
01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:00,445
. ..and l work for, uh, a man
named Earl Partridge.
1210
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,406
Uh, Mr. Earl Partridge.
1211
01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:05,534
l'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man.
1212
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,453
He's a dying man, and he's sick...
1213
01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,081
. ..and he has asked me to help him.
1214
01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,792
To help him find his son.
1215
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:18,881
-Hello? Are you there? Hello?
-No, l'm here. l'm listening.
1216
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,884
Okay. Um, you see...
1217
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:25,095
. ..Frank T.J. Mackey
is Earl Partridge's son.
1218
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,097
So where are you from originally?
1219
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,849
FRANK: From around here.
-Valley?
1220
01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,644
-Well, Hollywood, mainly.
-What did your parents do?
1221
01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,439
Uh, my father-- Well, he was in television.
My mother--
1222
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,816
-This is going to sound silly to you.
-Try me.
1223
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:41,069
-Uh, she was a librarian.
-Why does that sound silly?
1224
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,196
l don't know. l guess it doesn't.
1225
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:46,992
-Does your mother still work?
-No, she's retired.
1226
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,870
-Are you close?
-She's my mother.
1227
01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:53,749
Yes, but, uh, l mean,
she's a woman too. . .
1228
01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,168
. ..so how does she feel
about Seduce and Destroy?
1229
01:10:56,336 --> 01:10:57,711
l mean, what does she say?
1230
01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:58,921
[FRANK LAUGHS]
1231
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:03,592
Well, she says, uh,
"You go get them, honey."
1232
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,345
Uh-huh.
And what about your father?
1233
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:09,306
Oh, my father.
Unfortunately, he passed away.
1234
01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:11,642
-Oh, l'm sorry. l had no idea.
-No, please.
1235
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,936
l wouldn't have brought that up
if l had known.
1236
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,021
-That's a very hard thing.
-Please.
1237
01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:18,857
Yes, it is, but listen.
1238
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:21,652
l mean, you have to move forward.
The past has its place.
1239
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:25,530
-lt was a long time ago, and people die.
-Yeah.
1240
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,699
Okay, let's switch gears here. Um....
1241
01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:33,121
According to your book,
you ended up at UC Berkeley?
1242
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,373
'84 to '89.
1243
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:35,916
-Psychology major.
-That's right.
1244
01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:37,793
-Get your masters?
-Hmm? Oh.
1245
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,878
-This close.
Wow .
1246
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:43,674
-That's impressive in five years.
-Cap, can l have some coffee?
1247
01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:44,925
Can l get you anything?
1248
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,386
-No, no, no, l'm good. Thank you.
-You sure? Okay.
1249
01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,097
-She's good. l need coffee.
-Ha, ha.
1250
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,893
PHARMAClST:
Cats and dogs out there, huh?
1251
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,983
Must have a lot going on
for all that stuff back there, huh?
1252
01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:03,318
You could, uh....
1253
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:06,446
Heh. You could have quite a party,
all that stuff.
1254
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:12,786
You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine?
1255
01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:15,580
-l don't. . . .
-lnteresting drugs.
1256
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,126
Dexedrine's basically speed in a pill,
you know.
1257
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:23,755
l guess a lot of the doctors are balancing
out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so. . . .
1258
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,925
That liquid morphine
will knock you down, out. . .
1259
01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:29,928
. ..around, up and down,
someone's not careful.
1260
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,766
You can't mix those up, you know.
1261
01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,476
[RlNGS]
1262
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:56,204
Strong, strong stuff here, boy. Wow!
1263
01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:58,790
What you have wrong,
you need all this stuff?
1264
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:01,001
-Motherfucker.
-What?
1265
01:13:01,169 --> 01:13:04,087
-Motherfucker. You fucking asshole.
-What are you talking about?
1266
01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,757
-Who the fuck do you think you are?
-l'm just trying--
1267
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:11,136
l come in here. You don't know me.
You don't know who l am, what my life is. . .
1268
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:14,890
. ..and you have the balls, the indecency
to ask me a question about my life?
1269
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,143
-Please, lady, calm down.
-Fuck you too! Don't you call me "lady"!
1270
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,812
l come in here,
l give these things to you.. .
1271
01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,939
. ..you check,
you make your phone calls. . .
1272
01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:25,025
. ..look suspicious, ask questions.
1273
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:26,401
l'm sick.
1274
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:30,489
l have sickness all around me,
and you fucking ask me my life?
1275
01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:31,698
"What's wrong?"
1276
01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:35,452
Have you seen death in your bed?
ln your house?
1277
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:39,164
Where's your fucking decency?
And then l'm asked fucking questions.
1278
01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:42,626
"What's wrong?"
1279
01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:45,378
You suck my dick, that's what's wrong.
1280
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,256
And you. You fucking call me "lady"?
1281
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,509
Shame on you!
1282
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:55,764
Shame on you. Shame on both of you.
1283
01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:59,309
CHAD [OVER PHONE]:
Why don't they have the same last name?
1284
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,144
Because they don't
have the same last name.
1285
01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:05,690
PH lL: l know, and l can't really explain that,
but l think--
1286
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:09,277
l have a feeling there is something,
you know, a situation between them. . .
1287
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,114
. ..like they don't know each other
much or well, you know?
1288
01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,574
Something like they don't talk much
anymore, even.
1289
01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:15,992
Uh-huh.
1290
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,703
You know? God, does this sound weird?
1291
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:21,706
Ha, ha. l just don't understand
why you're calling me.
1292
01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:25,752
Well, there's no number for Frank
in any of Earl's stuff.. .
1293
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,213
. ..you know, and he's pretty out of it.
1294
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:31,466
l mean, like l said, he's dying.
1295
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:34,719
Dying of cancer. So....
1296
01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:37,889
-What kind of cancer?
-lt's brain and lung.
1297
01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:40,559
-My mother had breast cancer.
-Oh, l'm sorry.
1298
01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,395
-ls she all right?
-Oh, she's fine now.
1299
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,397
-Oh, that's good.
-lt was scary, though.
1300
01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,524
-Oh, it's a hell of a disease.
-Oh, it sure is.
1301
01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:49,985
-Yeah.
-Well, so, uh....
1302
01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:53,280
Wait, l'm sorry. So why call me?
1303
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,825
l know this sounds silly,
and l know that l might sound ridiculous...
1304
01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:58,910
. ..like this is the scene of the movie...
1305
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,955
. ..where the guy is trying to get ahold
of the long-lost son. . .
1306
01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:05,458
. ..you know, but this is that scene.
This is that scene.
1307
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,044
And l think they have
those scenes in movies. . .
1308
01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,046
. ..because they're true, you know.
1309
01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,007
Because they really happen.
1310
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:16,094
And you gotta believe me,
this is really happening.
1311
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,390
l mean, l can give you my number
and you can go check. . .
1312
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:22,601
. ..with whoever you gotta check with. . .
1313
01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:26,104
. ..but do not leave me hanging on this.
1314
01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:31,276
All right? Please. l'm just-- Please.
1315
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,778
See. . . .
1316
01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,238
[CHUCKLES]
1317
01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:39,034
See, this is, uh, the scene of the movie
where you help me out.
1318
01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,077
You're great. These are great questions.
1319
01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,663
GWENOVlER: Thank you. Good, good.
-This is going great.
1320
01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:45,957
See, l thought you grew up
here in the Valley.
1321
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,959
Yeah. You know, like l said. Around.
1322
01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:49,920
You went to Van Nuys High, right?
1323
01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,255
l wouldn't say l went. l frequented.
1324
01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:55,175
l was misguided, pathetic.
Not the Frank T.J. Mackey. . .
1325
01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,386
. ..you're so eagerly, uh, wanting
to put on national television.
1326
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,806
Because l was swimming in what was
as opposed to what l wanted.
1327
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,476
-Where does that name come from?
-What name? My name?
1328
01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:06,770
Yeah. lt's not your given name, right?
1329
01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:10,857
lt's my mother's name, actually.
That's good. Good. Done your research.
1330
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,818
-And "Frank"?
-Frank is my mother's father.
1331
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,863
Oh, okay. That's why.
See, l had some trouble. . .
1332
01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:20,492
. ..locating your school records
at, um, UCLA and, uh, Berkeley.
1333
01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:24,663
And it's your name change.
See, they had no official enrollment for you.
1334
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:26,915
-No, no, no, they wouldn't.
-They wouldn't?
1335
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,001
No, because l was never
officially enrolled there.
1336
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,670
-Was that unclear?
-Kind of.
1337
01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:35,006
Oh. God, l wouldn't want that
to be misunderstood.
1338
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,175
No, uh, my enrollment
was totally unofficial.
1339
01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,844
Sadly, l couldn't afford
to pay the tuition up there.
1340
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,348
There were three wonderful professors
who let me to sit in their classes.
1341
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:46,643
Their names were Macready, Horn,
and Langtree, among others.
1342
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:50,438
You're welcome to call them if you like.
See, l didn't get a free ride. . .
1343
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:54,526
. ..so, what we're looking at here
is a true rags-to-riches story.
1344
01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:57,153
That's why people respond so strongly
to Seduce. . .
1345
01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,156
. ..because at the end of the day,
Seduce may not be just...
1346
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:02,575
. ..about picking up chicks,
sticking your cock in.
1347
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:06,329
lt's about finding out
what you can be in this world...
1348
01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:12,335
. ..defining it, controlling it,
and saying, "l will take what is mine."
1349
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:14,879
And you happen to get a little blow job
out of it...
1350
01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,799
-. . .then, hey, what the fuck? Why not?
-Ha, ha, okay. There you go.
1351
01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:22,095
End of Round One.
Excellent work, ladies and germs.
1352
01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,556
l think we should take a look
at the scores here.
1353
01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:26,349
Kids are up a leg with 1 500...
1354
01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:30,061
. ..and the adults are down a little bit
with 1 025.
1355
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,564
So we'll be back for Round Two in a
ring-ding-do.
1356
01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:33,815
[MUSlC PLAYS]
1357
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:37,319
Whoa, hello, hello.
Bonus musical question.
1358
01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:40,071
And the winner is...
1359
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:44,326
. ..kids.
1360
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,161
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG]
1361
01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:51,041
Uh, kids are in the lead. They get a chance
to pull further ahead. . .
1362
01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:55,920
. ..if they can answer the following
secret-bonus musical question.
1363
01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:58,631
Now, what l'm going to do
is read a line from an opera.
1364
01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,300
Give me that line back. . .
1365
01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:02,927
. ..in the language
in which the opera was written. . .
1366
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:07,640
. ..and for a bonus 250-- Um, 250--
Uh, 250...
1367
01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:10,101
. ..uh, you can sing it. Heh.
1368
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,771
Here's the line.
1369
01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:17,400
"Love is a rebellious bird
that nobody can tame...
1370
01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:20,945
. ..and it's all in vain to call it
if it chooses to refuse."
1371
01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,155
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1372
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,782
Yes, Stanley.
1373
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,576
Well, that was in French. . .
1374
01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:28,870
. ..and that was from the opera Carmen...
1375
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,955
. ..and that goes:
1376
01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:35,126
[SlNGlNG lN FRENCH]
1377
01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,812
-You got some coffee brewing here.
CLAUDlA: lt's not--
1378
01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,063
[CLAUDlA COUGHS]
1379
01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:56,564
lt's been on for a bit.
1380
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,359
Yeah, l like iced coffee, generally. . .
1381
01:18:59,527 --> 01:19:03,488
. ..but a day like today, you know,
with the rain and whatnot...
1382
01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:05,865
. .. l enjoy a warm cup.
1383
01:19:08,828 --> 01:19:10,578
[CLAUDlA SlGHS]
1384
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,206
Do you want a cup?
1385
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,793
ls that all right?
Just raining cats and dogs out there.
1386
01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:20,505
l'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh.
1387
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,550
l don't know how fresh it's gonna be.
1388
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,636
Oh, l'm sure it's fine, Claudia.
1389
01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:33,393
Do you, um, take cream or sugar?
1390
01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,520
That would be fine. Um--
1391
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:39,732
So, Claudia, let me just say,
so l can get my role as an LAPD officer. ..
1392
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,985
. ..out of the way
before we enjoy our coffee.
1393
01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:45,321
l don't like to talk shop over coffee.
1394
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,198
l'm not gonna write you up.
1395
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,826
l'm not gonna give you
a citation here. . .
1396
01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:53,663
. ..but the real problem we have here
is that you got people around you...
1397
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:57,667
. ..people who work from home
trying to get some work done...
1398
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:03,506
. ..and if you're listening to your music
that loud, they're inconvenienced by that.
1399
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:06,801
lf you had a job,
you'd probably understand, but....
1400
01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:13,266
You like listening to your music.
That's fine. That's fine. Um. . ..
1401
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:16,227
You're just gonna wanna keep an eye
on the volume level.
1402
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:20,398
You know, maybe memorize
what number you see on the dial.
1403
01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,775
lf it's the middle of the day,
that's what l do.
1404
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:27,572
l set it at two and a half, and then l know
that's a good listening level for me.
1405
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:32,410
But, uh, you like listening
to your music loud.
1406
01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:36,414
That's fine. That's cool.
lt's good to rock out sometimes.
1407
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,208
But you can't do it every day. . .
1408
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:42,003
. ..or else you risk
damaging your ears. Seriously.
1409
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,425
-You listen to it all the time like that?
-Yeah.
1410
01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:51,638
You're gonna drive these people crazy.
1411
01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:53,556
Anyway, you get the point.
1412
01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,517
-Yes.
-Okay.
1413
01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:57,018
Um....
1414
01:20:57,937 --> 01:20:59,395
Cheers.
1415
01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:13,117
-So this boyfriend bothering you?
-l don't have a boyfriend.
1416
01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:16,704
-The gentleman who was at the door--
-He's not my boyfriend.
1417
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:23,086
Okay. A lot of times,
in domestic-abuse situations. . .
1418
01:21:23,254 --> 01:21:26,214
. ..the young woman
is afraid to speak out.
1419
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,758
You don't have to be afraid
to tell me anything.
1420
01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:32,804
And as a police officer, l can tell you. ..
1421
01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:35,348
. ..it goes bad places.
1422
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,727
Young woman is afraid,
next thing you know, l'm here on a 1 87.
1423
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:43,189
lt's not-- What's a 1 87?
1424
01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:47,235
lt's not good. And it's where situations
like this always lead.
1425
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,487
lt's not my boyfriend,
and it's not anything.
1426
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:53,449
lt's over. Really. lt's not.
He won't come back.
1427
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:56,703
-l don't wanna have to come back here--
-You won't have to.
1428
01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:03,167
You know, l--
l wouldn't mind coming back.
1429
01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:06,087
You know, get a look
at your pretty face again.
1430
01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:08,172
l'll be right back.
1431
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,472
Here you go.
1432
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,808
Let's get the jacket off.
lt will help you to breathe.
1433
01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:20,518
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG]
1434
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,938
l can't fucking do this.
1435
01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:29,277
l've, uh--
1436
01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:33,823
l think-- l'm gonna throw up, l think.
1437
01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,370
l haven't thrown up
since l was 20 years old.
1438
01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:41,497
STANLEY:
Cynthia.
1439
01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:43,207
BURT:
You are the man.
1440
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,126
[DlCK AND BURT SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
1441
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,629
-What's the problem?
-l need to go to the bathroom.
1442
01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,672
Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now.
1443
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,841
You have one minute
before we're on the air.
1444
01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,010
Now is not the time
to go to the bathroom.
1445
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,262
RlCHARD: Why does this always happen?
-Hey.
1446
01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,389
Excuse me, is there a problem over there?
1447
01:22:58,557 --> 01:22:59,807
Mind your own business.
1448
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:03,227
-You better watch your mouth.
-Why don't you mind your own business?
1449
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,272
LUlS: Oh, no, she didn't.
-Cool down. Cool it, please.
1450
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,817
Now, Stanley, wait for the
commercial break, then you can go.
1451
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,904
-Just hold it.
LUlS: Where did they get these kids?
1452
01:23:13,072 --> 01:23:14,072
Don't taunt the kids.
1453
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,741
-l'm trying to be helpful.
CYNTH lA: Don't start trouble, Luis.
1454
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:20,703
Honey, you haven't seen trouble.
Wait till next commercial break.
1455
01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:23,081
-What's the problem?
-Nothing.
1456
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,248
Lily! Please!
1457
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,292
FRANK [ON RECORDlNG]:
Order Seduce and Destroy....
1458
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,252
-Get away from me, you shithead!
-Okay.
1459
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:29,462
[DOGS BARKlNG]
1460
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,465
Can't afford it?
We'll work out something for you.
1461
01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,759
Seduce and Destroy will change your life.
1462
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,427
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
1463
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,888
No.
1464
01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:43,267
Don't, don't, don't.
1465
01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:47,772
-l'm gonna save you.
-Hi? Hello? Okay.
1466
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,982
I guarantee, money-back guarantee--
1467
01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:52,318
-Don't eat these.
-This will change your life.
1468
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:56,447
It's gonna help you get
that naughty sauce that you....
1469
01:23:59,076 --> 01:24:01,411
-For a low cost of 49.99....
PH lL: Here you go.
1470
01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,621
[EARL GROANlNG]
1471
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,668
Come on out of the cold
and order Seduce and Destroy...
1472
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:12,630
...for the low cost of 49.99.
We take all credit cards.
1473
01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:16,843
-I take Visa, MasterCard....
PH lL: Out of the trash, out of the trash.
1474
01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:20,096
CHAD:
Hey, Phil, are you there?
1475
01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:21,431
-lt's Chad.
-Yeah. Hi, Chad.
1476
01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:25,226
Yeah, listen, I'm gonna put you in touch
with Janet, Frank's assistant.
1477
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,395
-Okay.
-And she's gonna see what she can do.
1478
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:30,231
Thank you very much,
and good luck to you and your mother.
1479
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,942
Thanks, man. You too.
Okay, Janet, are you there?
1480
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,070
JANET: Hello?
CHAD: All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma.
1481
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,990
Okay?
1482
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:47,498
l have cancer, Mary.
l have about two months.
1483
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,459
l have no time.
1484
01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:52,754
lt's in my bones.
l don't have a chance.
1485
01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:55,047
-Oh.
-l'm fucked.
1486
01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:03,514
DlRECTOR: And 1 5 seconds.
LUlS: You got any cookies or anything?
1487
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,725
[TEAMS WHlSPERlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
1488
01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:07,810
DlRECTOR:
Ten seconds.
1489
01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:15,234
And five, four, three, two. . ..
1490
01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:17,612
We're back, ready for Round Two.
1491
01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:20,198
We're talking
to our adult contestants here today.
1492
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:23,075
Uh, Mim, it says here
that you live in California...
1493
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:24,660
...and that you have two kids.
1494
01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,537
MlM:
Right. I have a six-year-old son....
1495
01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,372
Do you know who l am?
1496
01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:31,209
You're a friend of the family, l presume.
1497
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:32,877
What does that mean?
1498
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:36,214
Nothing special.
Just a spoke in the wheel.
1499
01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:40,134
You talk in rhymes
and riddles and rub-a-dub...
1500
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:44,847
. ..but that doesn't mean anything to me.
See, see-- See, l used to be smart.
1501
01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:47,517
l'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith.
1502
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:52,688
l'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith
from TV.
1503
01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,565
lt might have been before my time.
1504
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,776
MAN:
l remember now. ln the sixties, right?
1505
01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,695
-l'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith.
-Like you said.
1506
01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:04,242
Smart kid. You got struck by lightning
at one time, right?
1507
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:05,785
DONNlE:
So what?
1508
01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:08,287
-l heard about that.
-Did it hurt?
1509
01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:09,831
DONNlE:
Yes.
1510
01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,750
But you're all right now.
So, what's the what?
1511
01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,169
-What?
-That's right.
1512
01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,631
l used to be smart. Now l'm just stupid.
1513
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:22,593
Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said:
1514
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:26,597
"A man of genius has seldom been ruined
but by himself"?
1515
01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,266
Um....
1516
01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:32,228
THURSTON: The lovely Samuel Johnson.
-Ah.
1517
01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:35,690
Who also spoke of a fellow
who was not only dull...
1518
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:37,608
. ..but a cause of dullness in others.
1519
01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:39,318
DONNlE:
The cause of dullness in others.
1520
01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:42,280
-Picky, picky.
-Let me tell you this.
1521
01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:45,491
Samuel Johnson
never had his life shit on...
1522
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:48,619
. ..and taken from him,
and his money stolen.
1523
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,289
Who took his life and his money?
1524
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:55,042
His parents? His mommy and daddy?
1525
01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,837
Make him live this life like this.
1526
01:26:58,005 --> 01:27:02,133
A man of genius
who gets shit on as a child...
1527
01:27:02,301 --> 01:27:05,303
. ..and that scars. That hurts.
1528
01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:07,305
Have you ever been hit by lightning?
1529
01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:10,182
lt hurts. lt doesn't happen to everyone.
1530
01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:11,809
lt's an electrical charge.
1531
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,312
lt finds its way across the universe.. .
1532
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:19,108
. ..and it lands in your body
and your head.
1533
01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:24,530
And as for "ruined but by himself"...
1534
01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:27,617
. ..not if his parents
took his freaking life. ..
1535
01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:29,869
. ..and his money,
and tell you to do this. . .
1536
01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:33,080
. ..and to do that,
and if you don't, well... .
1537
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:36,000
MAN: Your parents took your money
that you won on that game show?
1538
01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:39,253
Yes. They did.
1539
01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:45,176
What does that mean,
"a spoke in the wheel"?
1540
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:48,262
THURSTON:
Things go round and round, don't they?
1541
01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:51,807
Yes, they do. They do.
1542
01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:54,352
But l'll make my dreams come true.
1543
01:27:55,228 --> 01:27:57,688
Sounds sad as a weeping willow.
1544
01:27:57,856 --> 01:27:59,941
l used to be smart.
1545
01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:02,443
But now l'm just stupid.
1546
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,030
Shall we drink to that?
1547
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,658
Um, l wanna talk a little bit more
about your background.
1548
01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:11,369
You made, um, some references earlier. ..
1549
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:17,500
. ..to, uh, subjective human experiences
and terrible things, and, um. . . .
1550
01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:21,003
Actually, l'm confused about your past,
is the thing.
1551
01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:24,215
-ls that still lingering? lt's so boring.
-Just to clarify.. . .
1552
01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:27,385
-Just wanna clear some things up.
-Useless. Mm.
1553
01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:31,347
Excuse me. See-- Thank you, Muff.
lt's a funny thing that--
1554
01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:33,849
This is an important element
of Seduce and Destroy.
1555
01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,019
Facing the past is an important way
of not making progress.
1556
01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:39,730
This is something l tell my men
over and over and over.
1557
01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,983
GWENOVlER:
This isn't meant, um. . . .
1558
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,944
See, l try to teach my students to ask:
1559
01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:47,405
"What is it in aid of?"
1560
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,240
-Are you asking me that?
-Yes.
1561
01:28:49,408 --> 01:28:53,202
-Well, in trying to figure out who you are. . . .
-ln aid of what?
1562
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:56,998
Well, Frank, l'm saying
that in trying to figure out who you are--
1563
01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:58,624
l have more important things...
1564
01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:01,335
-. . .to put myself into.
-Well, no, it's all important.
1565
01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:03,254
l think this is something important. ..
1566
01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:05,923
. ..that you might need to think about
putting yourself into.
1567
01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:08,092
-Mm. Not really.
-Um, look, Frank...
1568
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,386
. ..it's not like
l'm trying to attack you here.
1569
01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:11,637
-No.
-l just--
1570
01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:15,016
Okay. Hey, this is how you wanna spend
your time, then go, go, go.
1571
01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:17,393
But you're gonna be surprised
at what a waste it is.
1572
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:21,772
"The most useless thing in the world
is that which is behind me." Chapter Three.
1573
01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,693
We talked earlier about your mother.. .
1574
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:28,279
. ..and we talked about your father
and his death.
1575
01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:32,450
l don't want to be challenging,
but l have to ask, um....
1576
01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:38,289
l just wanna clarify something.
Something that l understand....
1577
01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:43,294
-l'm not sure l hear a question in here.
-l'm trying to put this as delicately as l can.
1578
01:29:43,462 --> 01:29:45,254
What's the question?
1579
01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:49,050
-Do you remember a Miss Simms?
-l know a lot of women.
1580
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:52,720
-l'm sure she remembers me, ha, ha.
-She does. From when you were a boy.
1581
01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,805
-Yeah?
-She lived in Tarzana.
1582
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:57,558
That's my old stomping ground.
1583
01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:02,271
ls this the attack portion
of the interview?
1584
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:03,481
[GWENOVlER LAUGHS]
1585
01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:07,818
-ls the girl coming in for the kill?
-No. This is about getting something right. . .
1586
01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:10,279
. ..and clarifying answers
to an earlier question.
1587
01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:11,989
What question?
1588
01:30:12,157 --> 01:30:15,159
l was told that your mother died, Frank.
1589
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,795
That's what you heard.
1590
01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:27,630
[CHUCKLES]
1591
01:30:27,798 --> 01:30:29,965
Do you remember Miss Simms?
1592
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,306
-No.
-Well, l talked to Miss Simms. . .
1593
01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:42,853
. ..your neighbor and caretaker
after your mother died in 1 980. . .
1594
01:30:43,522 --> 01:30:45,523
. ..and in my research...
1595
01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:52,154
. .. l have you listed as the only son
of Earl and Lily Partridge.
1596
01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:56,534
And what l learned from Barbara Simms
is that your mother, Lily...
1597
01:30:57,327 --> 01:31:00,121
. ..died in 1 980.
1598
01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:03,833
So, see, it's my understanding
that information supplied. . .
1599
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,252
. ..by you and your company...
1600
01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:09,296
. ..and the answers
to the questions l've asked is incorrect. . .
1601
01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:13,551
. ..and if l wanna get to the bottom
of who you are and why you are. . .
1602
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:19,223
. ..then l think that your family history,
your actual family history....
1603
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:25,146
Well, this is important.
1604
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,191
What is your fucking question?
1605
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,697
Well, l guess my question is this:
1606
01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:39,243
Why would you lie, Frank?
1607
01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,036
[CLEARS THROAT]
1608
01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:44,415
Kids, adults...
1609
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:48,335
. .. l would like you
to put yourself at a picnic.
1610
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:52,047
Uh, place yourself there
with your family and friends, if you'd like.
1611
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:55,217
You'll hear three musical notes,
and you are to tell me...
1612
01:31:55,385 --> 01:31:59,221
. ..what it might represent
that you would find at a picnic.
1613
01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:01,515
The first three notes. Guys?
1614
01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:05,227
[MUSlC NOTES PLAY]
1615
01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:06,729
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1616
01:32:06,897 --> 01:32:08,772
JlMMY: Yes, Todd.
-Well, Jimmy, l know this.
1617
01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:13,777
l have perfect pitch, you see,
and that would be A-D-E...
1618
01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:17,615
-. . .and that would represent lemonade.
JlMMY: For 250. Next notes, please.
1619
01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:21,619
[MUSlC NOTES PLAY]
1620
01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:22,995
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1621
01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:26,957
JlMMY: Todd?
TODD: That's E-G-G, which would be egg.
1622
01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:31,170
JlMMY: For 500.
And the third set of notes. Guys?
1623
01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:35,049
[MUSlC NOTES PLAY]
1624
01:32:36,343 --> 01:32:39,428
-You don't want any water?
-No. l just. . ..
1625
01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,138
l'm so fucked up right now, Alan.
1626
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:45,601
-There's just so much. So many things.
-Are you on drugs right now?
1627
01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:49,271
lf l tell you something, if l say things, then--
You're a lawyer, right?
1628
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:52,983
You can't say anything, tell anybody.
lt's like a privilege. Attorney/client.
1629
01:32:53,151 --> 01:32:55,319
-You understand?
-Not exactly.
1630
01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,821
Like a shrink.
lf l go see a shrink, l'm protected.
1631
01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,324
l can say things. Oh, fuck.
1632
01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:05,287
-l don't know what l'm doing.
-Linda, you're safe, okay? lt's all right.
1633
01:33:05,455 --> 01:33:08,123
You're my friend.
You and Earl are clients.
1634
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:10,334
Whatever you wanna say
won't leave this room.
1635
01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:13,003
You have something
you wanna say to me. . . .
1636
01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:18,717
l have to tell you something.
l have something to tell you.
1637
01:33:20,512 --> 01:33:23,180
l wanna change his will.
Can l change his will? l need to.
1638
01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:25,683
No, you can't change his will.
Only Earl can.
1639
01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:28,060
No, no, no. You see, um. . .
1640
01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,105
. .. l never loved him.
1641
01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:33,023
l never loved him. Earl.
1642
01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:36,860
When l met him-- When l started--
l met him, l fucked him, and l married him. ..
1643
01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:39,863
. ..because l wanted his money.
You understand?
1644
01:33:40,031 --> 01:33:41,865
Uh, l'm telling you this.
1645
01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:44,618
l've never told anyone.
Uh, l didn't love him...
1646
01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:47,371
. ..but now-- l know l'm in that will.
We were all there.
1647
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:51,375
We made that thing. And the money l'll get.
l don't want it, because l love him now.
1648
01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:54,753
l've fallen in love with him now for real,
as he's dying, and....
1649
01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:58,215
Uh, l look at him, and he's about to go,
Alan. He's moments....
1650
01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:01,927
l took care of him through this, Alan.
What now, then?
1651
01:34:02,095 --> 01:34:03,137
JlMMY:
Let's listen.
1652
01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:06,056
[lN SOUTHERN ACCENT] "Hello, Mary.
How are you and the seven kids?
1653
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:09,685
As you probably heard by now, we sure
gave that Pope a run for his money."
1654
01:34:09,853 --> 01:34:11,020
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1655
01:34:11,187 --> 01:34:13,856
JlMMY: Mim.
MlM: Um, that would be Robert E. Lee.
1656
01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:18,235
His wife was Mary Parke Custis.
l know he had seven children.
1657
01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:23,073
Um, and he would be talking about Pope,
who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas.
1658
01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:26,410
JlMMY:
Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question.
1659
01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:28,954
Come on, come on, come on.
Snap out of it, man.
1660
01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:31,498
Come on. Stanley.
1661
01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:33,500
[SlGHS]
1662
01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:37,004
DICK: Bonjour, Josephine.
Maintenant je suis en Egypte.
1663
01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:38,213
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1664
01:34:38,381 --> 01:34:39,423
JlMMY:
Yes, Mim.
1665
01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:41,759
MlM: Um, that would be Napoleon
speaking to Josephine.
1666
01:34:41,926 --> 01:34:45,346
JlMMY:
Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice.
1667
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:49,850
l don't want him to die.
l didn't love him when we met.. .
1668
01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,978
. ..and l did so many bad things to him
that he doesn't know.
1669
01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:57,566
Things that l want to confess to him.
But now l do. l love him.
1670
01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:02,946
-Linda, what kind of medication are you on?
-This isn't any fucking medication talking!
1671
01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:05,783
Can you give me nothing?
You have power of attorney.
1672
01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:09,495
Can you go in the final fucking moments
and change the will?
1673
01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,413
l-- l don't want any money.
1674
01:35:11,581 --> 01:35:15,042
l couldn't live with myself
with this thing that l've done.
1675
01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:18,337
l fucked around. l fucking cheated on him.
l fucking cheated on him.
1676
01:35:18,505 --> 01:35:20,923
There. There.
You're his lawyer, our lawyer.
1677
01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,634
l am his wife. We are married.
l broke the contract of marriage.
1678
01:35:23,802 --> 01:35:27,805
l fucked around on him many times.
l sucked other men's cocks.
1679
01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:29,640
ALAN:
Adultery is not against the law.
1680
01:35:29,808 --> 01:35:32,810
lt's not something you can use in court
to discredit the will.
1681
01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:35,437
-Linda. Linda, calm down.
-l can't.
1682
01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:37,648
You don't have to change the will.
1683
01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,151
lf you wanna take nothing,
renounce the will when the time comes.
1684
01:35:41,319 --> 01:35:43,445
What does that mean?
Where does the money go?
1685
01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:48,158
-lt goes to the nearest relative.
-What's that? Frank?
1686
01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:52,496
No, no, no. That can't happen.
Earl doesn't want him to have anything.
1687
01:35:52,664 --> 01:35:54,873
-That's what will happen.
-This is so fucked up.
1688
01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:56,333
Linda, stop!
1689
01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,587
Now, you take a moment, you breathe...
1690
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,340
-. . .and one thing at a time.
-Shut the fuck up.
1691
01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:05,968
-You want me to help you?
-Shut the fuck up.
1692
01:36:06,136 --> 01:36:09,054
-You need to sober up.
-Now, you must really shut the fuck up.
1693
01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:11,014
Now. Please, shut the fuck up.
1694
01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:13,183
-Linda.
-l have to go.
1695
01:36:13,351 --> 01:36:16,270
-Let me call you a car, Linda.
-Shut the fuck up.
1696
01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:20,399
JlMMY: Now, imagine
that you are attending a jam session...
1697
01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:22,860
. ..of classical composers...
1698
01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:27,656
. ..and they have each done an arrangement
of the classic favorite, "Whispering."
1699
01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:30,784
Now, we have here
the New World Harmonica Trio. . .
1700
01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:33,120
. ..who are going to play, uh--
1701
01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:38,542
Uh, three, um--
Uh, variations on the theme...
1702
01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:39,960
. ..as the, uh-- As--
1703
01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,629
As three classical composers
might have written it.
1704
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:46,383
So you are to name the, uh, first composer.
1705
01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:47,926
Guys?
1706
01:36:48,094 --> 01:36:51,138
[HARMON lCAS PLAYlNG
"WHlSPERlNG" lN STYLE OF BRAHMS]
1707
01:37:00,273 --> 01:37:01,356
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1708
01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:03,901
JlMMY: Yes, Todd.
-Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms.
1709
01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,403
Uh, a bit like his
"Hungarian Dance Number Six."
1710
01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:09,656
That is excellent, Todd.
Next composer, guys.
1711
01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:12,910
[HARMON lCAS PLAYlNG "WH lSPERlNG"
lN STYLE OF RAVEL]
1712
01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:35,557
[BUZZER RlNGS]
1713
01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,393
Stanley the man.
1714
01:37:40,396 --> 01:37:42,189
l don't know the answer.
1715
01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:45,192
That is not right.
1716
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,985
That's not right, Stanley.
1717
01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:51,114
The correct answer is Ravel.
1718
01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,325
Ravel.
1719
01:37:54,452 --> 01:37:58,121
Uh, and now l'm gonna have
our three whistlers, um...
1720
01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:03,835
. ..please to present the next, uh, musical... .
1721
01:38:04,003 --> 01:38:06,964
There were three, uh,
musical sections here. . .
1722
01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:09,967
. ..and this will be the third section
that the whistlers. . ..
1723
01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:13,428
Um, and they'll play a piece that's....
1724
01:38:14,847 --> 01:38:19,351
lt's very recognizable.
lt's Chopin, actually, and, uh.. . .
1725
01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:23,647
Well, it's taken--
lt's in the style of "Marche Militaire."
1726
01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:26,984
lt's a very recognizable piece.
1727
01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:30,362
So if you please just listen to this. . .
1728
01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:34,575
. ..and l'm sure you can identify the, uh. ...
1729
01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:36,827
l'm sort of
giving away the answer here, but--
1730
01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:39,830
lt's Chopin. l don't mean
to give away the answer.
1731
01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:43,041
lt's just-- Please, just--
1732
01:38:43,209 --> 01:38:46,503
Well, sing us a ditty, guys.
A Chopin ditty.
1733
01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:51,174
Let's have a Chopin ditty here. l can't. . . .
1734
01:38:52,302 --> 01:38:55,554
-Go to the card. Go to the fucking card.
-Go to the card. Go.
1735
01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:57,681
Go to the card.
1736
01:38:57,849 --> 01:38:59,766
[SN lFFlNG]
1737
01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:06,565
Okay, l'm back.
1738
01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:09,067
JlM: For not a fresh cup,
this is a good cup of coffee.
1739
01:39:09,235 --> 01:39:11,653
CLAUDlA: Thank you.
What do you wanna talk about?
1740
01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,491
l don't know.
1741
01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,911
-Do you want to talk?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1742
01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:21,496
-Okay.
-Um....
1743
01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:24,041
What's your name?
1744
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,792
Jim Kurring.
1745
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,545
BURT: Call 91 1 .
-l think l had a stroke.
1746
01:39:28,713 --> 01:39:31,715
No, no, no.
l'm fine. l'm all right.
1747
01:39:31,883 --> 01:39:35,844
-l wanna finish the show.
BURT: No, we need to call this quits.
1748
01:39:36,012 --> 01:39:38,221
-Get your hands off me.
-Let this guy help you.
1749
01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:42,017
-Look, l just-- l'll tell you what happened.
-Call 91 1 . Do it right now, Mary.
1750
01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:45,896
l fell down and l couldn't see for a minute,
but l'm okay. Get your hands off me.
1751
01:39:55,156 --> 01:39:57,115
-Did you fucking piss your pants?
-Shut up.
1752
01:39:57,283 --> 01:39:59,701
-What happened? What's going on?
-Nothing. Go away.
1753
01:39:59,869 --> 01:40:01,119
Don't tell me to go away.
1754
01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:05,290
l'm the coordinator for the show,
and you will answer the questions l ask.
1755
01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:09,419
-Now, what is going on? You--
-What's the problem?
1756
01:40:09,587 --> 01:40:12,297
-Nothing. l'm fine.
-Why didn't you answer those questions?
1757
01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:14,591
-l didn't know the answer.
-Bullshit! Bullshit!
1758
01:40:14,759 --> 01:40:16,551
You know the answer to every question.
1759
01:40:16,719 --> 01:40:19,054
l knew the answers.
l'm not half as smart as you. ..
1760
01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:20,847
. ..so what the hell happened?
1761
01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:23,433
-l don't know.
-He pissed his pants.
1762
01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:27,187
[WHlSPERS]
You pissed your pants?
1763
01:40:27,355 --> 01:40:29,106
-No, l didn't. l'm fine.
-Stand up.
1764
01:40:29,273 --> 01:40:32,317
-l said l'm fine. l'm fine.
-Stand up.
1765
01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:35,195
Oh, Jesus, Stanley,
what the fuck did you do that for?
1766
01:40:35,363 --> 01:40:38,699
l just wanna keep playing.
l'll keep playing. l'm fine.
1767
01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:40,450
That's great.
1768
01:40:40,618 --> 01:40:44,371
l mean, you know that,
to a performer, that's food, right?
1769
01:40:44,539 --> 01:40:47,332
That shows that you love him,
and l'm sure he appreciates it.
1770
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:50,544
Everything's fine. Relax.
Relax, darling. Everything's fine.
1771
01:40:52,296 --> 01:40:53,797
l'm okay.
1772
01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:56,967
All right, see? l'm all right.
1773
01:40:57,135 --> 01:41:00,053
lt's pretty fucking stupid,
isn't it? Jesus Christ.
1774
01:41:00,221 --> 01:41:02,347
What the fuck do they think out there?
1775
01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:04,516
They must be laughing their asses off.
1776
01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:07,144
Tell them l got a bad knee
or some fucking thing.
1777
01:41:07,311 --> 01:41:08,687
Ha, ha. This is fucking funny.
1778
01:41:08,855 --> 01:41:12,107
-What do you guys wanna do?
-Just what l said.
1779
01:41:17,613 --> 01:41:20,115
-Are we going to continue with this game?
-Yes.
1780
01:41:20,283 --> 01:41:22,659
All right, you look at me. Look at me.
1781
01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:26,913
You are two days away from this record.
Okay? Nobody's ever done that.
1782
01:41:27,081 --> 01:41:30,000
You get through this,
l'll get you anything you want. Anything.
1783
01:41:30,168 --> 01:41:33,503
-You just gotta get through this, okay?
-Okay.
1784
01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:35,046
[RlCH SlGHS]
1785
01:41:36,090 --> 01:41:38,508
Hang in there, buddy.
l'm sorry l squeezed your arm.
1786
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:40,635
Hey. l love you.
1787
01:41:40,803 --> 01:41:42,763
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG]
1788
01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:44,890
-Are we doing this?
BURT: Fucking stupidity.
1789
01:41:45,057 --> 01:41:48,101
-Why don't l put the medic on?
-Don't let him do this.
1790
01:41:48,269 --> 01:41:50,520
-He's been doing it for 30 years.
-You don't know.
1791
01:41:50,688 --> 01:41:52,898
lt's a fucking game show, Mary.
1792
01:41:58,029 --> 01:41:59,154
[JAW CLlCKlNG]
1793
01:41:59,322 --> 01:42:00,864
Hear that?
1794
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:07,204
JlM: Ah, yeah. Does that hurt?
-No.
1795
01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:12,667
-What is it?
-lt's in my ear.
1796
01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:16,004
lt's, um, TMJ.
1797
01:42:16,172 --> 01:42:19,216
lt's what it's called. Technically.
1798
01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:23,762
How about they just call it,
you know, "clicking jaw"?
1799
01:42:23,930 --> 01:42:26,556
-"Pain in the jaw," yeah. Ha, ha.
-Yeah. How about that?
1800
01:42:26,724 --> 01:42:30,227
-Be easier to remember.
-Yeah. lt gets. ...
1801
01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:33,647
l-- l don't even know if l have it, actually.
1802
01:42:33,815 --> 01:42:37,400
WOMAN [OVER RADlO]:
1 5-L-27, 1 5-L-27, head out to....
1803
01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:38,693
l'm sorry.
1804
01:42:38,861 --> 01:42:41,446
1 5-L-27, l'm currently code seven.
1805
01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:43,573
l'm sorry. This is my job.
1806
01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:44,741
WOMAN:
L-27, roger.
1807
01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:48,328
MAN 1: William-35, can you see if you
can raise 1 0-William-28 for me?
1808
01:42:48,496 --> 01:42:51,081
MAN 2: Roger. Disregard.
lt was just the information passed on.
1809
01:42:51,249 --> 01:42:53,542
You were just getting warmed up.
Getting started.
1810
01:42:53,709 --> 01:42:55,919
Yeah. l gotta go.
1811
01:42:57,171 --> 01:43:01,132
Well, if this joker shows up again,
or you got your music up too loud.. .
1812
01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,468
. ..maybe we can have another cup
of coffee.
1813
01:43:03,636 --> 01:43:05,387
lf you're not here for a 1 87.
1814
01:43:05,555 --> 01:43:11,476
-No. Do not joke about that, okay?
-Okay.
1815
01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:15,522
-l seen too many of those.
-l'm sorry.
1816
01:43:15,690 --> 01:43:18,692
No. it's all right.
You were kidding. lt's okay.
1817
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:22,654
All right.
1818
01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:25,615
Well, you keep your chin up
and your music down, okay?
1819
01:43:25,783 --> 01:43:28,159
Yes, l will.
lt was nice to meet you, Officer Jim.
1820
01:43:28,327 --> 01:43:30,161
-Just Jim.
-Yeah. Good. Okay.
1821
01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:34,624
-Okay. Bye-bye, Claudia.
-Bye.
1822
01:43:53,352 --> 01:43:55,896
[DlSPATCH RADlO CHATTERlNG]
1823
01:43:56,063 --> 01:43:57,480
[SHUTS OFF RADlO]
1824
01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:04,821
-What is it? Did you forget something?
-No. No, l'm....
1825
01:44:04,989 --> 01:44:07,824
l was-- l was wondering. . . .
1826
01:44:07,992 --> 01:44:10,452
Man, l feel like a bit
of a scumbucket doing this. . .
1827
01:44:10,620 --> 01:44:12,829
. ..since l came here
as an officer of the law...
1828
01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:16,625
. ..but l feel like l'd be a fool
if l didn't do something l really wanna do. ..
1829
01:44:16,792 --> 01:44:20,337
-. . .which is to ask you for a date.
-You wanna go on a date with me?
1830
01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:21,838
-Please, yes.
-Ahem.
1831
01:44:22,006 --> 01:44:24,716
-Well, is that illegal?
-Sort of.
1832
01:44:24,884 --> 01:44:27,093
Then l'd like to go.
What do you wanna do?
1833
01:44:28,054 --> 01:44:32,599
l don't know. l hadn't thought about it.
That's not true. l have thought about it.
1834
01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:35,226
l've been thinking
since you opened the door.
1835
01:44:35,394 --> 01:44:37,354
-Really?
-Yeah.
1836
01:44:37,521 --> 01:44:39,397
l thought you were flirting with me.
1837
01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:40,941
You want to go tonight?
1838
01:44:41,108 --> 01:44:43,818
l'm-- No-- l'm off tonight, yeah.
That would be--
1839
01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:46,363
-What time?
-8 o'clock.
1840
01:44:46,530 --> 01:44:48,949
-l don't get off until 1 0:00.
-1 0 o'clock.
1841
01:44:49,450 --> 01:44:51,117
-Okay.
-Yeah.
1842
01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:53,870
-Yeah. Fine.
-Yeah. Bye.
1843
01:44:54,038 --> 01:44:55,789
[LOCK CLlCKS]
1844
01:44:56,958 --> 01:44:59,292
GWENOVlER: Frank, l'm really
not trying to attack you here.
1845
01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:04,464
l think that if you have something
that needs to be cleared up, well, then....
1846
01:45:08,928 --> 01:45:11,388
l was told that your father
is Earl Partridge.
1847
01:45:11,555 --> 01:45:14,516
l was told that he left
you and your mother...
1848
01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:18,019
. ..and you were forced to take care
of your mother during her illness. . .
1849
01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:21,731
. ..that you took care of your mother
while she struggled with cancer. . .
1850
01:45:21,899 --> 01:45:24,234
. ..and that Miss Simms
became your caretaker. . .
1851
01:45:24,402 --> 01:45:27,445
. ..when your mother finally passed away.
1852
01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:32,826
Can you talk about your mother, Frank?
1853
01:45:33,452 --> 01:45:34,661
[CELL PHONE RlNGS]
1854
01:45:34,829 --> 01:45:37,580
No, not true. You know what?
Even if you don't get to pump her. . .
1855
01:45:37,748 --> 01:45:40,125
. ..you still need to start honing your skills
on a feminist.
1856
01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:41,376
[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]
1857
01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:43,962
-You need to do that.
MAN: l will.
1858
01:45:44,130 --> 01:45:45,588
-This is Doc.
JANET: Doc, it's Janet.
1859
01:45:45,756 --> 01:45:48,299
-What's up, Janet?
-l have to talk to Frank. ls he nearby?
1860
01:45:48,467 --> 01:45:50,802
-Uh, he's in the interview, Janet.
-lnterrupt him.
1861
01:45:50,970 --> 01:45:53,930
-Get him on the phone with me right away.
-What happened?
1862
01:45:54,098 --> 01:45:56,766
Doc, go get Frank
and put him on the phone.
1863
01:45:58,269 --> 01:45:59,436
[GWENOVlER SlGHS]
1864
01:45:59,603 --> 01:46:01,563
GWENOVlER:
Oh, come on, Frank.
1865
01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,440
What are you doing?
1866
01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:08,111
What am l doing?
1867
01:46:08,946 --> 01:46:10,488
Yeah.
1868
01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:15,493
l'm quietly judging you.
1869
01:46:15,661 --> 01:46:16,745
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDING]
1870
01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:22,292
And five, four, three, two. . ..
1871
01:46:24,712 --> 01:46:26,046
Yeah?
1872
01:46:26,213 --> 01:46:28,339
Oh, boy, what a day. What a round.
1873
01:46:28,507 --> 01:46:30,175
Back and in for me. . .
1874
01:46:30,342 --> 01:46:35,180
. ..and the final one-on-one round
to determine who's who today.
1875
01:46:35,347 --> 01:46:38,141
Let's check the scores
on the board, shall we?
1876
01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:41,853
Well, the kids have an even 2000...
1877
01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:46,149
. ..and the adults are way up with 47.
1878
01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:51,738
Now, that doesn't mean
that this game is out of reach for the kids.
1879
01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:55,325
-Elders, who's the lucky so-and-so?
-lt's gonna be me, Jimmy.
1880
01:46:55,493 --> 01:46:56,826
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG]
1881
01:46:56,994 --> 01:46:58,495
Come on over, Mim.
1882
01:47:00,122 --> 01:47:02,749
l don't wanna go. l can't do it this time.
1883
01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,667
What the fuck are you talking about?
1884
01:47:04,835 --> 01:47:08,505
You have to go, Stanley.
You're the smartest.
1885
01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:10,715
l don't wanna go.
Why can't one of you do it?
1886
01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:15,053
RlCHARD: lf you don't fucking stand up
and get over there, l'm gonna beat your ass.
1887
01:47:15,221 --> 01:47:18,890
l'm sick of being the one
who always has to do everything.
1888
01:47:19,058 --> 01:47:23,144
-l don't wanna be the one always.
JlMMY: Kids, l don't even have to ask.
1889
01:47:23,312 --> 01:47:25,939
Stanley, get your butt over here.
1890
01:47:32,655 --> 01:47:34,739
l'm sick.
1891
01:47:34,907 --> 01:47:36,866
l'm sick here now.
1892
01:47:37,952 --> 01:47:40,286
l confuse melancholy
with depression sometimes.
1893
01:47:40,454 --> 01:47:43,414
-Mm-hm.
-You see?
1894
01:47:43,582 --> 01:47:46,960
Why don't you run along now, friend?
Your dessert is getting cold.
1895
01:47:47,128 --> 01:47:50,046
-l'm sick.
THURSTON: Stay that way.
1896
01:47:50,214 --> 01:47:52,006
l'm sick, and l'm in love.
1897
01:47:52,174 --> 01:47:55,593
THURSTON: You seem the sort of person
who confuses the two.
1898
01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,637
That's right.
1899
01:47:57,805 --> 01:48:00,265
That's the first time you've been right.
1900
01:48:00,432 --> 01:48:04,060
l confuse the two, and l don't care.
1901
01:48:04,603 --> 01:48:07,897
Hey. Hey!
1902
01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:10,900
l love you.
1903
01:48:11,068 --> 01:48:12,735
l love you, and l'm sick.
1904
01:48:12,903 --> 01:48:15,280
l'll talk to you--
l'll talk to you tomorrow.
1905
01:48:15,447 --> 01:48:19,075
l'm getting corrective oral surgery
tomorrow, for my teeth.
1906
01:48:19,243 --> 01:48:21,828
l love you, Brad. Brad the bartender.
1907
01:48:21,996 --> 01:48:24,581
lf you wanna love me back,
l'll be good to you.
1908
01:48:24,748 --> 01:48:26,499
l'll be goddamn good for you.
1909
01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:29,752
l won't be mad
if you don't know who said what.
1910
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,088
l won't punish you
if you get the answer wrong.
1911
01:48:32,256 --> 01:48:34,716
THURSTON: Brad, honey.
-l can teach and tell you... .
1912
01:48:34,884 --> 01:48:37,468
You have a special secret crush
over there, l think.
1913
01:48:37,636 --> 01:48:39,929
Don't treat him too lovely.
He might get hurt.
1914
01:48:40,097 --> 01:48:42,765
-You shut up! Mind your own business.
-Gently, son.
1915
01:48:42,933 --> 01:48:44,350
l know you don't love me now.
1916
01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:47,270
lt's a dangerous thing
to confuse children with angels.
1917
01:48:48,689 --> 01:48:51,774
Wanna know the common element
for the entire group, like he asked?
1918
01:48:51,942 --> 01:48:54,527
l'll tell you the answer,
because l had that one.
1919
01:48:54,695 --> 01:48:56,529
l had that question.
1920
01:48:56,697 --> 01:48:59,616
Uh, carbon. Carbon.
1921
01:48:59,783 --> 01:49:02,118
ln pencil lead,
it's in the form of graphite. ..
1922
01:49:02,286 --> 01:49:05,163
. ..in coal,
it's mixed up with other impurities. . .
1923
01:49:05,331 --> 01:49:08,374
. ..and in the diamond, it's in hard form.
1924
01:49:08,959 --> 01:49:12,462
"Well, all we really wanted to know
was the common element, Donnie...
1925
01:49:12,630 --> 01:49:15,131
. ..but thank you for all
that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha.
1926
01:49:15,299 --> 01:49:17,717
Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge.
1927
01:49:17,885 --> 01:49:19,928
Thank you. Thank you."
1928
01:49:20,846 --> 01:49:23,139
The book says, "We may be
through with the past...
1929
01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:26,142
. ..but the past is not through with us."
1930
01:49:26,769 --> 01:49:28,645
And. . . .
1931
01:49:28,812 --> 01:49:34,025
No, it is not dangerous
to confuse children with angels.
1932
01:49:43,118 --> 01:49:44,827
[VOMlTS]
1933
01:49:45,746 --> 01:49:48,164
Yeah. Okay.
1934
01:49:48,332 --> 01:49:51,084
Well, that is what l wait for.
1935
01:49:51,252 --> 01:49:54,712
l wait for those calls.
And l wait and l pray.
1936
01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:57,674
And sometimes Jesus says:
1937
01:49:57,841 --> 01:50:00,134
"Jim, l got a surprise for you today.
1938
01:50:00,302 --> 01:50:02,679
l want you to meet this young lady, okay?
1939
01:50:02,846 --> 01:50:05,556
Now, where it goes from there
is up to you.
1940
01:50:05,724 --> 01:50:09,769
And l don't think
you're gonna screw it up, okay?"
1941
01:50:09,937 --> 01:50:12,438
And, God, l'm telling you right now...
1942
01:50:12,606 --> 01:50:15,149
. .. l will not screw it up.
You gave me an opportunity.
1943
01:50:15,317 --> 01:50:17,527
l'm gonna treat this young lady right.
1944
01:50:17,695 --> 01:50:20,071
l'm a happy cop.
1945
01:50:20,239 --> 01:50:24,200
Yeah. lt's called jaywalking. Slow down.
1946
01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,524
Uh, I'm gonna pass, Jimmy.
1947
01:50:57,359 --> 01:51:00,361
JlMMY:
Stanley, passing to one of the other kids.
1948
01:51:01,405 --> 01:51:05,033
We want Stanley to go, Jimmy.
1949
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:06,909
l don't wanna go.
1950
01:51:08,662 --> 01:51:11,956
-Walking towards the elevator, Janet.
JANET: Fine. Phil, are you still there?
1951
01:51:12,124 --> 01:51:14,417
PH lL: Yeah, I'm here.
JANET: I wanna ask you one question.
1952
01:51:14,585 --> 01:51:17,211
Phil, have you talked to anyone else
about this?
1953
01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:20,048
PH lL: No, I haven't.
JANET: Good, let's keep it that way, okay?
1954
01:51:20,215 --> 01:51:22,258
All the security and whatnot.
You understand?
1955
01:51:22,426 --> 01:51:24,969
This could be a delicate situation
for the family.
1956
01:51:25,137 --> 01:51:28,139
DOC: What's going on? What's happening?
JANET: Doc, fuck off.
1957
01:51:28,307 --> 01:51:30,391
Phil, hang in just one more minute, okay?
1958
01:51:30,559 --> 01:51:32,477
-l'm gonna put you on hold.
PH lL: Thank you.
1959
01:51:32,644 --> 01:51:33,936
JANET:
How close are you, Doc?
1960
01:51:34,104 --> 01:51:36,481
Richard? Julia?
1961
01:51:36,648 --> 01:51:40,109
Kids, what's going on?
1962
01:51:40,277 --> 01:51:42,737
l need a player here for one-on-one.
1963
01:51:43,322 --> 01:51:47,658
RlCHARD: We want Stanley to go, Jimmy,
and we're not sure why he won't.
1964
01:51:47,826 --> 01:51:51,871
l always go. l always answer the questions,
and l don't wanna do it anymore.
1965
01:51:52,039 --> 01:51:55,500
What the fuck is he doing?
What's wrong with him?
1966
01:51:55,667 --> 01:51:57,710
l have no idea.
1967
01:51:59,463 --> 01:52:00,505
[ELEVATOR DlNGS]
1968
01:52:00,672 --> 01:52:05,301
-l'm getting off the elevator, Janet.
JANET: Good. Good boy.
1969
01:52:05,469 --> 01:52:08,554
DOC:
l'm walking down the hall.
1970
01:52:09,473 --> 01:52:11,641
[EARL GROANlNG SOFTLY]
1971
01:52:59,189 --> 01:53:02,316
This fucking kid ain't getting up,
and we don't have a show.
1972
01:53:02,484 --> 01:53:04,527
ANNOUNCER:
Live television, ladies and germs. Heh.
1973
01:53:04,695 --> 01:53:06,362
Little prick.
1974
01:53:06,530 --> 01:53:11,033
-What is this, a point? A game?
-What the hell is he doing?
1975
01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:14,537
Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on.
1976
01:53:20,169 --> 01:53:21,961
Time's up.
1977
01:53:23,589 --> 01:53:26,507
So that's what you did? You sat it out?
1978
01:53:27,676 --> 01:53:31,262
FRANK:
You wanted my time. l gave it to you.
1979
01:53:31,722 --> 01:53:35,224
You called me a liar.
You made accusations.
1980
01:53:35,392 --> 01:53:36,684
You said:
1981
01:53:36,852 --> 01:53:39,645
[AS GWENOVlER] "Well, if l had known,
then l wouldn't have asked."
1982
01:53:39,813 --> 01:53:42,315
So it's not an attack.
1983
01:53:42,483 --> 01:53:46,736
See, l don't wanna be the sort of fella
who doesn't keep his word...
1984
01:53:46,904 --> 01:53:49,405
. ..so l gave you my fucking time, bitch.
1985
01:53:49,573 --> 01:53:51,407
-Now fuck--
-Unh!
1986
01:53:57,289 --> 01:53:59,749
DOC: lt's fucking Janet.
There's a situation on the phone.
1987
01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:06,255
FRANK [ON RECORDlNG]: Ifyou order now,
you can get Seduce and Destroy...
1988
01:54:06,423 --> 01:54:07,423
[DOGS BARKlNG]
1989
01:54:07,591 --> 01:54:09,926
...plus videos and audio cassettes,
and a coupon...
1990
01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:12,762
...for Frank T.J. Mackey's next seminar.
1991
01:54:12,930 --> 01:54:15,264
[ALL BARKlNG]
1992
01:54:22,439 --> 01:54:25,149
The indecision of a child,
ladies and germs.
1993
01:54:25,317 --> 01:54:27,568
[AUDlENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]
1994
01:54:37,162 --> 01:54:39,121
This isn't funny.
1995
01:54:40,457 --> 01:54:42,542
This isn't cute.
1996
01:54:42,709 --> 01:54:45,336
See, the way we're looked at. . . .
1997
01:54:47,548 --> 01:54:49,799
Because l'm not a toy.
1998
01:54:49,967 --> 01:54:52,134
l'm not a doll.
1999
01:54:52,302 --> 01:54:55,137
The way we're looked
at because you think we're cute.
2000
01:54:55,722 --> 01:54:57,807
Because what?
2001
01:54:57,975 --> 01:55:00,351
What? l'm made to feel like a freak...
2002
01:55:00,519 --> 01:55:03,020
. ..if l answer questions. . .
2003
01:55:03,188 --> 01:55:05,064
. ..or l'm smart. . .
2004
01:55:06,900 --> 01:55:09,485
. ..or l have to go to the bathroom?
2005
01:55:10,946 --> 01:55:13,030
What is that, Jimmy?
2006
01:55:13,657 --> 01:55:15,199
What is that?
2007
01:55:15,367 --> 01:55:17,952
l'm asking-- l'm asking you that.
2008
01:55:19,204 --> 01:55:21,455
l'm not sure, Stanley.
2009
01:55:44,104 --> 01:55:45,271
[GUNSHOT]
2010
01:55:45,439 --> 01:55:46,689
[JlM GASPS]
2011
01:55:53,697 --> 01:55:54,989
[GUNSHOT]
2012
01:55:55,157 --> 01:55:57,283
[JlM PANTlNG]
2013
01:56:01,496 --> 01:56:04,040
JlM:
1 5-L-27, uh, l need some help.
2014
01:56:04,207 --> 01:56:06,208
We have shots fired.
2015
01:56:11,590 --> 01:56:14,342
DONNlE:
lt's Hamlet to Claudius.
2016
01:56:14,509 --> 01:56:19,472
"The sins of the father laid upon
the children" is Merchant of Venice.
2017
01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:23,684
Borrowed from Exodus 25.
2018
01:56:23,852 --> 01:56:26,646
JANET: I'm sorry. I didn't know what else
you wanted me to do here.
2019
01:56:26,813 --> 01:56:29,398
There was nothing--
l asked him all the right questions.
2020
01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:32,234
He's his nurse.
He's sitting there with him.
2021
01:56:32,402 --> 01:56:37,657
-l heard your father in the background.
-Wait. He's there at their house?
2022
01:56:37,824 --> 01:56:43,871
They're at the house. l asked him
the exact address, and he gave it, Frank.
2023
01:56:44,039 --> 01:56:46,624
l know this is really hard for you
right now.
2024
01:56:46,792 --> 01:56:49,335
No. You gotta give me things, Janet.
Give me things.
2025
01:56:49,503 --> 01:56:52,421
Give me information.
l want the information. That's what l want.
2026
01:56:52,589 --> 01:56:54,882
-That's the information, Frank.
-What did he say?
2027
01:56:55,050 --> 01:56:58,594
l am not gonna take care of him.
What does he want? Did he say?
2028
01:56:58,762 --> 01:57:01,347
Frank, what the fuck
do you want me to do?
2029
01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:03,766
-Listen.
-What l want you to do, Janet...
2030
01:57:03,934 --> 01:57:06,977
. ..is l want you to do your fucking job!
2031
01:57:07,145 --> 01:57:10,439
l am doing my fucking job, Frank.
2032
01:57:10,607 --> 01:57:12,900
You fucking get on the phone.
2033
01:57:20,367 --> 01:57:22,201
l'm not a doll. l'm not silly and cute.
2034
01:57:22,369 --> 01:57:24,328
l'm smart.
That should make me something...
2035
01:57:24,496 --> 01:57:27,039
. ..so people can watch
how silly it is that he's smart!
2036
01:57:27,207 --> 01:57:28,624
l know. l know things.
2037
01:57:28,792 --> 01:57:30,626
l know-- l know....
2038
01:57:30,794 --> 01:57:34,922
l know
l have to go to the bathroom, and.. . .
2039
01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:37,299
Take us off the air. Go to the credits.
2040
01:57:37,467 --> 01:57:38,884
-Roll the credits.
BURT: Enough.
2041
01:57:39,052 --> 01:57:41,137
God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch!
2042
01:57:41,304 --> 01:57:43,639
What the fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
2043
01:57:43,807 --> 01:57:45,474
Stanley, don't do this to me!
2044
01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,790
Gotta find the gun.
2045
01:58:09,958 --> 01:58:11,834
Where is it, now?
2046
01:58:12,502 --> 01:58:13,919
Where is it?
2047
01:58:17,215 --> 01:58:19,341
All right. All right, let's go.
2048
01:58:19,509 --> 01:58:21,677
Where is it? Find it.
2049
01:58:24,055 --> 01:58:25,723
Find it.
2050
01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:29,393
Find the gun, Jim!
2051
01:58:41,031 --> 01:58:43,741
[THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG
OVER SPEAKERS]
2052
01:58:51,291 --> 01:58:53,626
[ENGlNE lDLlNG]
2053
01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:07,681
JANET: What more do you want me to say?
-Just give me a second.
2054
01:59:07,849 --> 01:59:10,100
You need to make a decision.
2055
01:59:10,268 --> 01:59:13,938
-Look, why don't you--?
-Look, just give me a second.
2056
01:59:14,105 --> 01:59:16,398
-Give me a second.
-Uh-huh.
2057
01:59:19,152 --> 01:59:20,861
Frank?
2058
01:59:22,864 --> 01:59:24,406
What the fuck, Frank?
2059
01:59:24,574 --> 01:59:26,534
What do you want me to do?
2060
01:59:28,578 --> 01:59:31,789
FRANK [ON RECORDlNG]: I'm gonna say
again. Order Seduce and Destroy now...
2061
01:59:31,957 --> 01:59:34,416
...and l guarantee, l guarantee,
money-back--
2062
01:59:34,584 --> 01:59:35,584
[DOGS BARKlNG]
2063
01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,795
[ENGlNE lDLlNG]
2064
01:59:55,647 --> 01:59:57,106
PH lL:
Linda.
2065
01:59:57,274 --> 02:00:00,568
-What are you doing?
-l got Frank. Frank, Earl's son.
2066
02:00:00,735 --> 02:00:02,570
-Hang up.
-No, he asked me to get him.
2067
02:00:02,737 --> 02:00:04,071
LlNDA:
Put the fucking phone down!
2068
02:00:04,239 --> 02:00:07,116
-Hang it up! Hang it up!
-l can't! l can't!
2069
02:00:07,284 --> 02:00:10,536
JANET:
Frank, are you there?
2070
02:00:10,704 --> 02:00:12,872
I want you to talk to him.
2071
02:00:15,834 --> 02:00:17,334
Frank?
2072
02:00:21,631 --> 02:00:23,048
l'm gonna put him on.
2073
02:00:23,216 --> 02:00:25,426
Hang it up! You don't do that.
2074
02:00:25,594 --> 02:00:27,553
You don't call him. You don't know.
2075
02:00:27,721 --> 02:00:30,639
To get involved in this business of his.
Of his-- Of my family.
2076
02:00:30,807 --> 02:00:32,975
This is the family.
Me and him. Understand?
2077
02:00:33,143 --> 02:00:36,103
-There's no one else. No one else!
-l was just--
2078
02:00:36,271 --> 02:00:39,148
That man. That beautiful man. . ..
2079
02:00:39,316 --> 02:00:43,652
His son does not exist.
He's dead. He's dead.
2080
02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:45,279
Who asked you to do that?
2081
02:00:45,447 --> 02:00:46,906
-Earl did.
-Bullshit!
2082
02:00:47,073 --> 02:00:50,576
-He did. Please, l'm sorry, he did.
-Bullshit! He didn't ask you!
2083
02:00:50,744 --> 02:00:54,330
He doesn't wanna talk to him,
so fuck you that he asked that!
2084
02:00:54,497 --> 02:00:58,000
There's no one but me and him! No one!
2085
02:00:58,168 --> 02:01:01,503
l'm sorry. l.... He just.. . . He asked me.
2086
02:01:01,671 --> 02:01:05,299
l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
2087
02:01:27,822 --> 02:01:30,866
Mary, take me out of here.
l got to go home to Rose.
2088
02:01:31,034 --> 02:01:32,868
-Just lean on me.
BURT: Mary, take him home.
2089
02:01:33,036 --> 02:01:34,703
-ln the back.
-Did we win or lose?
2090
02:01:34,871 --> 02:01:36,330
l don't know. We gotta talk.
2091
02:01:36,498 --> 02:01:39,041
You lost. They go to the score
the time they called it.
2092
02:01:39,209 --> 02:01:41,710
JULlA: That's not an official rule.
-Not an official rule?
2093
02:01:41,878 --> 02:01:44,296
-That's an official rule, baby.
-That's bullshit!
2094
02:01:44,464 --> 02:01:47,883
Who says that? ln what rule book?
This is different! lt's a game show!
2095
02:01:48,051 --> 02:01:52,304
-They don't go by fucking sports rules!
-Richard, shut it and cut it out.
2096
02:01:52,472 --> 02:01:55,557
lf he hadn't pissed his pants,
we would have won this motherfucker!
2097
02:01:55,725 --> 02:01:56,767
[ALL SHOUTlNG]
2098
02:01:56,935 --> 02:01:58,894
What did you do with my goddamn kid,
Burt?
2099
02:01:59,062 --> 02:02:03,691
Stanley! Get your fucking hands off me,
you boy-producer punk. Hey, Stanley!
2100
02:02:04,776 --> 02:02:08,529
[CRYlNG]
Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me?
2101
02:02:08,697 --> 02:02:10,906
God, please help me figure it out.
2102
02:02:11,074 --> 02:02:13,784
l'm lost out here.
2103
02:02:14,452 --> 02:02:16,870
l don't understand
why it's happening, God.
2104
02:02:17,038 --> 02:02:18,998
Please, God.
2105
02:02:19,165 --> 02:02:21,667
[SlRENS APPROACHlNG]
2106
02:02:21,835 --> 02:02:25,045
Whatever it is l did, l'm gonna fix it.
l'm gonna do the right thing.
2107
02:02:25,213 --> 02:02:27,881
Please, God, help me find the gun.
2108
02:02:29,926 --> 02:02:31,343
Uh. . ..
2109
02:02:34,264 --> 02:02:37,057
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]
2110
02:02:38,518 --> 02:02:41,145
[SOBBlNG]
2111
02:02:50,655 --> 02:02:52,990
[CLAUDlA SOBBlNG]
2112
02:03:01,374 --> 02:03:03,000
[LlNDA SNlFFLES]
2113
02:03:05,086 --> 02:03:06,462
[EARL GRUNTS SOFTLY]
2114
02:03:13,344 --> 02:03:15,679
[SOBBlNG]
2115
02:03:37,827 --> 02:03:39,161
[WHlSPERS]
l love you.
2116
02:04:27,836 --> 02:04:29,920
Uh, listen, Phil.
2117
02:04:30,755 --> 02:04:31,964
Um....
2118
02:04:33,133 --> 02:04:34,883
l'm sorry.
2119
02:04:35,426 --> 02:04:37,678
l'm sorry l slapped your face.
2120
02:04:38,054 --> 02:04:40,556
Okay? l , um....
2121
02:04:40,723 --> 02:04:42,808
l don't know what l'm doing.
2122
02:04:42,976 --> 02:04:45,102
l don't know how to do this.
2123
02:04:47,397 --> 02:04:49,314
l do things, and l fuck up.
2124
02:04:51,401 --> 02:04:53,277
l fucked up.
2125
02:04:54,487 --> 02:04:57,281
Can you forgive me?
2126
02:04:57,448 --> 02:04:59,950
Yeah. lt's all right.
2127
02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:08,250
Can you tell him l'm sorry...
2128
02:05:09,085 --> 02:05:12,004
. ..for the things that l've done,
that l fucked up?
2129
02:05:12,881 --> 02:05:15,090
l'm sorry. Um... .
2130
02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:19,094
l'm going to turn and walk away
and not look at him. . .
2131
02:05:19,262 --> 02:05:22,973
. ..and not see my man, my Earl,
and tell him, uh. . . .
2132
02:05:23,141 --> 02:05:28,645
Tell him, "lt's okay. l'm okay."
2133
02:05:28,813 --> 02:05:31,315
Tell him, "Thank you for taking care... ."
2134
02:05:34,027 --> 02:05:36,778
Whole thing is okay with me.
2135
02:05:38,156 --> 02:05:40,073
And l know.
2136
02:05:49,292 --> 02:05:50,626
[SlGHS]
2137
02:05:59,636 --> 02:06:01,970
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND WHlSTLlNG]
2138
02:06:03,389 --> 02:06:06,475
Welcome back from the break.
2139
02:06:08,978 --> 02:06:11,939
-How did you guys like those nachos?
AUDlENCE: Yeah.
2140
02:06:12,106 --> 02:06:16,652
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well,
you are not here for the fucking food.
2141
02:06:16,819 --> 02:06:21,323
You are here for me to enlighten you,
to edify you.. .
2142
02:06:21,491 --> 02:06:25,285
. ..to send you off
into the now-not-so-unknown future. . .
2143
02:06:25,453 --> 02:06:27,162
. ..so come along with me.
2144
02:06:27,330 --> 02:06:30,332
"How to fake
like you are nice and caring."
2145
02:06:30,500 --> 02:06:32,251
No, l don't want a microphone.
2146
02:06:32,418 --> 02:06:34,002
Now, this... .
2147
02:06:34,170 --> 02:06:39,216
Ahem, this is quite an important chapter,
as you will see.
2148
02:06:39,384 --> 02:06:44,221
But let's get down to brass tacks.
Let's get right down to it, boys.
2149
02:06:44,389 --> 02:06:49,476
-Men are shit.
AUDlENCE: What?
2150
02:06:49,644 --> 02:06:53,855
What? Men are shit.
2151
02:06:54,023 --> 02:06:55,315
[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]
2152
02:06:55,483 --> 02:06:57,526
Well, isn't that what they say?
2153
02:06:57,694 --> 02:07:04,700
Because we do bad things, don't we?
We do horrible, heinous, terrible things.
2154
02:07:04,867 --> 02:07:09,204
Things that no woman would ever do.
2155
02:07:09,372 --> 02:07:10,539
[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]
2156
02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,125
No, women, they don't lie.
2157
02:07:13,710 --> 02:07:16,003
No, women don't cheat.
2158
02:07:16,170 --> 02:07:18,380
Women don't manipulate us.
2159
02:07:18,548 --> 02:07:19,965
[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]
2160
02:07:21,050 --> 02:07:24,386
But you see what l'm getting at.
Oh, yeah, you see what l'm getting at.
2161
02:07:24,554 --> 02:07:26,888
You see what society does? Boy.
Little boys, it's:
2162
02:07:27,056 --> 02:07:30,851
Wow. Woman.
2163
02:07:32,228 --> 02:07:35,230
-We are taught to apologize. "l am sorry."
MAN: Give it up.
2164
02:07:35,398 --> 02:07:38,525
"l am so sorry, baby. l am so sorry."
2165
02:07:38,693 --> 02:07:39,985
[SlGHS]
2166
02:07:42,155 --> 02:07:43,780
What is it that--?
2167
02:07:44,699 --> 02:07:46,825
What is it, huh, that we need?
2168
02:07:46,993 --> 02:07:51,163
ls it their pussies? Their, uh, love?
2169
02:07:51,331 --> 02:07:53,290
Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer...
2170
02:07:53,458 --> 02:07:57,461
. ..and Daddy, oh, he hit me,
so that's who l am.
2171
02:07:57,628 --> 02:08:00,547
That's why l do what l do? Heh.
2172
02:08:00,715 --> 02:08:03,592
-Fucking bullshit.
MAN: That's right.
2173
02:08:07,138 --> 02:08:10,974
-l will not apologize for who l am.
MAN: Right on.
2174
02:08:11,142 --> 02:08:14,978
-l will not apologize for what l need.
MAN: Yeah.
2175
02:08:15,146 --> 02:08:18,899
-l will not apologize for what l want!
AUDlENCE: Yeah!
2176
02:08:19,067 --> 02:08:20,317
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG]
2177
02:08:20,485 --> 02:08:23,487
Okay. Go to your blue booklets right now.
2178
02:08:23,654 --> 02:08:27,949
l want you to turn to page 1 8
in your blue booklets.
2179
02:08:28,826 --> 02:08:31,620
Fuck. This is fucking bullshit!
2180
02:08:31,788 --> 02:08:33,205
[GLASS BREAKS]
2181
02:08:33,373 --> 02:08:36,792
l want you to go to your white--
Your white books.
2182
02:08:36,959 --> 02:08:38,960
That's what l want you to go to.
2183
02:08:39,587 --> 02:08:42,297
Go to 23 in your white books.
2184
02:08:43,549 --> 02:08:47,219
"How to fake
like you are a nice and caring person."
2185
02:08:50,139 --> 02:08:54,351
Phil. Phil.
2186
02:08:54,519 --> 02:08:58,105
Hey, come here. Come here.
2187
02:08:58,648 --> 02:09:00,482
Uh. . .
2188
02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:02,526
. ..Phil.. .
2189
02:09:02,693 --> 02:09:04,986
. .. l'm.. . .
2190
02:09:05,154 --> 02:09:08,240
-l'm gonna try talk.
-Okay.
2191
02:09:08,408 --> 02:09:10,575
And l'm trying to. . . .
2192
02:09:10,743 --> 02:09:13,829
-To say something.
-Okay.
2193
02:09:14,414 --> 02:09:17,124
Do you know Lily, Phil?
Do you know her?
2194
02:09:17,291 --> 02:09:18,333
No.
2195
02:09:18,501 --> 02:09:21,795
-Lily?
-No, l don't.
2196
02:09:21,963 --> 02:09:23,505
Oh.
2197
02:09:23,673 --> 02:09:27,509
She's my love, my life, love of it. Yeah.
2198
02:09:27,677 --> 02:09:29,719
ln school. . ..
2199
02:09:29,971 --> 02:09:34,057
l'm 1 2 years old, in school,
in sixth grade.
2200
02:09:34,225 --> 02:09:36,017
l saw her.
2201
02:09:37,145 --> 02:09:40,313
Yeah. l didn't go to that school, but. . . .
2202
02:09:41,691 --> 02:09:44,609
But, uh, we met.
2203
02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:47,863
Uh, my friend knew her.
2204
02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:50,407
l said, uh:
2205
02:09:50,575 --> 02:09:53,368
"What's that girl? How's that Lily?"
2206
02:09:53,536 --> 02:09:56,872
"Oh, she's bad.
She sleeps with guys."
2207
02:09:57,039 --> 02:09:58,081
[PH lL CHUCKLES]
2208
02:09:58,249 --> 02:10:01,877
Yeah, he said this,
but then, sometimes.. . .
2209
02:10:02,044 --> 02:10:05,255
And l went to another school, you see.
2210
02:10:05,423 --> 02:10:07,632
Uh, but then, uh... .
2211
02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:09,176
[SlGHS]
2212
02:10:09,343 --> 02:10:11,845
When high school at an end, what's that?
2213
02:10:12,013 --> 02:10:15,974
-What is that, uh, when it gets to the end?
-Graduation.
2214
02:10:16,142 --> 02:10:19,394
-No, no, the grade. What grade are you in?
-That's 1 2th.
2215
02:10:19,562 --> 02:10:21,605
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
2216
02:10:22,523 --> 02:10:26,860
Yeah. So l went to her school
for that grade.
2217
02:10:28,029 --> 02:10:31,198
That's grade 1 2.
2218
02:10:31,365 --> 02:10:33,909
And we meet.
2219
02:10:34,577 --> 02:10:36,411
She was...
2220
02:10:37,580 --> 02:10:40,081
. ..fucking like a doll.
2221
02:10:40,249 --> 02:10:45,212
Yeah. A beautiful porcelain doll.
2222
02:10:45,379 --> 02:10:47,255
And the hips.
2223
02:10:47,423 --> 02:10:49,591
The child-bearing hips, you know that?
2224
02:10:49,759 --> 02:10:51,551
[CHUCKLES]
2225
02:10:52,428 --> 02:10:55,096
So beautiful.
2226
02:11:00,353 --> 02:11:02,062
And l cheated on her...
2227
02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:07,526
. ..over and over and over again.. .
2228
02:11:08,194 --> 02:11:11,571
. ..because l wanted to be a man...
2229
02:11:11,739 --> 02:11:14,491
. ..and l didn't want her to be a woman.
2230
02:11:14,659 --> 02:11:19,287
You know, a smart, free person. . .
2231
02:11:19,789 --> 02:11:22,123
. ..who was something.
2232
02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:25,252
My fucking mind then.
2233
02:11:25,419 --> 02:11:27,420
[PANTlNG]
2234
02:11:27,588 --> 02:11:31,508
So stupid, that fucking mind. Stupid.
2235
02:11:31,676 --> 02:11:34,135
Jesus Christ.
2236
02:11:36,055 --> 02:11:40,809
What would l think?
Did l think for what l'd done?
2237
02:11:41,811 --> 02:11:45,146
She was my wife for 23 years...
2238
02:11:45,314 --> 02:11:50,485
. ..and l went behind her over and over.
2239
02:11:50,653 --> 02:11:54,948
Fucking asshole that l am,
l'd go out and l'd fuck...
2240
02:11:55,116 --> 02:11:58,868
. ..and l'd come home
and get in her bed...
2241
02:11:59,036 --> 02:12:02,664
. ..and say, "l love you."
2242
02:12:03,791 --> 02:12:06,334
This is Jack's mother.
2243
02:12:07,295 --> 02:12:09,379
His mother, Lily.
2244
02:12:09,964 --> 02:12:11,840
These two...
2245
02:12:13,676 --> 02:12:15,552
. ..that l had. . .
2246
02:12:17,805 --> 02:12:19,764
. ..and l lost.
2247
02:12:22,143 --> 02:12:26,896
This is the regret that you make.
2248
02:12:28,065 --> 02:12:29,816
This is the...
2249
02:12:32,695 --> 02:12:36,448
. ..regret that you make
and the something you take. ..
2250
02:12:36,616 --> 02:12:38,700
. ..and the blah, blah, blah....
2251
02:12:40,661 --> 02:12:42,912
Something, something.
2252
02:12:45,791 --> 02:12:48,376
-Give me a cigarette.
-Okay.
2253
02:12:51,339 --> 02:12:52,797
[SlGHS]
2254
02:12:53,382 --> 02:12:55,842
[EARL PANTlNG]
2255
02:13:01,724 --> 02:13:02,932
Uh. . ..
2256
02:13:15,905 --> 02:13:18,323
Mistakes like this. . .
2257
02:13:19,283 --> 02:13:21,242
. ..you don't make.
2258
02:13:22,745 --> 02:13:24,579
Sometimes. ..
2259
02:13:26,165 --> 02:13:29,793
. ..you make some, and okay.
2260
02:13:30,836 --> 02:13:35,256
Not okay, sometimes,
you make other ones.
2261
02:13:35,424 --> 02:13:37,425
Yeah.
2262
02:13:37,593 --> 02:13:40,345
Know that you should do better.
2263
02:13:43,349 --> 02:13:45,892
l loved Lily.
2264
02:13:48,938 --> 02:13:51,022
l cheated on her.
2265
02:13:52,858 --> 02:13:56,069
She was my wife for 23 years.
2266
02:13:58,197 --> 02:13:59,572
[SlGHS]
2267
02:13:59,740 --> 02:14:01,991
And l have a son.
2268
02:14:02,159 --> 02:14:04,619
And she has cancer.
2269
02:14:05,454 --> 02:14:07,414
And l'm not there...
2270
02:14:07,581 --> 02:14:12,252
. ..and he's forced to take care of her.
2271
02:14:12,420 --> 02:14:15,088
He's 1 4 years old.
2272
02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,798
To.. . .
2273
02:14:19,385 --> 02:14:22,429
To take care of his mother and.. . .
2274
02:14:22,972 --> 02:14:26,474
And watch her die on him.
2275
02:14:27,893 --> 02:14:33,148
A little kid, and l'm not there.
2276
02:14:36,652 --> 02:14:38,820
And she does die.
2277
02:14:45,161 --> 02:14:47,787
EARL:
l loved her so.
2278
02:14:48,831 --> 02:14:50,957
And she knew what l did.
2279
02:14:51,125 --> 02:14:55,962
She knew all the fucking
stupid things l'd done.
2280
02:14:57,590 --> 02:14:59,507
But the love...
2281
02:15:00,426 --> 02:15:03,845
...was stronger
than anything you can think of.
2282
02:15:04,889 --> 02:15:07,849
The goddamn regret.
2283
02:15:09,059 --> 02:15:11,853
The goddamn regret!
2284
02:15:13,689 --> 02:15:16,149
[EARL SOBBING]
2285
02:15:18,027 --> 02:15:20,028
And l'll die.
2286
02:15:20,196 --> 02:15:25,617
Now l'll die, and l'll tell you what.
2287
02:15:25,785 --> 02:15:29,037
The biggest regret of my life....
2288
02:15:32,708 --> 02:15:35,168
I let my love go.
2289
02:15:36,545 --> 02:15:38,797
What did I do?
2290
02:15:41,091 --> 02:15:43,718
I'm 65 years old.
2291
02:15:44,428 --> 02:15:46,721
And l'm ashamed.
2292
02:15:48,265 --> 02:15:50,850
Million years ago....
2293
02:15:52,812 --> 02:15:59,192
The fucking regret and guilt,
these things....
2294
02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,570
Don't ever let anyone ever say to you...
2295
02:16:02,738 --> 02:16:05,615
...you shouldn't regret anything.
2296
02:16:06,325 --> 02:16:10,036
Don't do that. Don't. Oh.
2297
02:16:10,204 --> 02:16:13,623
You regret what you fucking want. Ah.
2298
02:16:13,791 --> 02:16:15,291
Use that. Use that.
2299
02:16:15,459 --> 02:16:19,462
Use that regret for anything,
any way you want.
2300
02:16:19,630 --> 02:16:21,464
You can use it, okay?
2301
02:16:21,632 --> 02:16:24,008
[EARL PANTlNG]
2302
02:16:24,176 --> 02:16:25,593
Oh, God.
2303
02:16:28,556 --> 02:16:31,766
This is a long way to go with no punch.
2304
02:16:31,934 --> 02:16:33,518
[EARL CHUCKLES]
2305
02:16:34,270 --> 02:16:37,146
A little moral...
2306
02:16:37,940 --> 02:16:40,733
...story, l say. Ha, ha.
2307
02:16:42,361 --> 02:16:48,908
Love.
2308
02:16:51,453 --> 02:16:54,330
This fucking life....
2309
02:16:55,124 --> 02:16:57,083
Oh....
2310
02:16:58,794 --> 02:17:00,962
lt's so fucking hard.
2311
02:17:01,672 --> 02:17:04,757
So long.
2312
02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:07,844
Life ain't short. lt's long.
2313
02:17:09,555 --> 02:17:12,473
lt's long, God damn it.
2314
02:17:12,641 --> 02:17:13,850
[EARL SlGHS]
2315
02:17:14,018 --> 02:17:16,144
Goddamn.
2316
02:17:16,312 --> 02:17:18,104
[EARL GROANS]
2317
02:17:20,357 --> 02:17:27,655
What did I do?
2318
02:17:27,823 --> 02:17:33,494
What did I do? What did l do?
2319
02:17:33,662 --> 02:17:37,999
Phil. Phil, help me.
2320
02:17:38,167 --> 02:17:40,376
[EARL SOBBING]
2321
02:17:42,046 --> 02:17:44,172
What did I do?
2322
02:17:53,098 --> 02:17:56,309
-Hey, Juan, how you doing?
JUAN: How you feeling?
2323
02:17:56,477 --> 02:17:59,187
Yeah, l think l'm going to stay on,
stick it out.
2324
02:17:59,355 --> 02:18:00,396
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
2325
02:18:00,564 --> 02:18:03,107
-Okay.
-All right, good night.
2326
02:18:05,861 --> 02:18:07,403
[EARL SlGHS]
2327
02:18:12,076 --> 02:18:13,701
[SN lFFS]
2328
02:18:24,880 --> 02:18:26,881
[PANTlNG SOFTLY]
2329
02:18:51,115 --> 02:18:53,241
[PH lL SOBBlNG]
2330
02:19:19,518 --> 02:19:21,519
You're so stupid.
2331
02:19:21,687 --> 02:19:23,438
[SN lFFlNG]
2332
02:19:27,401 --> 02:19:30,903
[SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"]
2333
02:20:00,809 --> 02:20:04,020
[JlM SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S
"WlSE UP"]
2334
02:20:24,166 --> 02:20:42,350
[SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"]
2335
02:21:01,745 --> 02:21:05,081
[BOTH SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"]
2336
02:21:25,435 --> 02:21:28,688
[SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"]
2337
02:21:39,575 --> 02:21:42,910
[FRANK SlNGlNG
AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"]
2338
02:22:08,270 --> 02:22:11,564
[SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"]
2339
02:22:53,982 --> 02:22:55,983
You know, you know, you know.
2340
02:22:56,151 --> 02:22:58,527
Go, go, go.
2341
02:23:00,656 --> 02:23:05,993
-Donnie. Oh, Donnie.
-Hello, dear. l need a favor.
2342
02:23:17,798 --> 02:23:19,548
[DOGS BARKlNG]
2343
02:23:19,716 --> 02:23:21,175
PH lL:
Okay, okay.
2344
02:23:21,343 --> 02:23:24,345
Shh. All right, all right.
Back up, back up. Back up, Max.
2345
02:23:24,513 --> 02:23:26,681
Back up, Miles. Back up.
2346
02:23:28,267 --> 02:23:31,519
-Hello. You Frank? Jack, right?
FRANK: Hello. How are you?
2347
02:23:31,687 --> 02:23:33,396
FRANK: Are you Phil?
PH lL: Phil, yeah.
2348
02:23:33,563 --> 02:23:35,690
We, uh, tried to get in touch.
We got disconnected.
2349
02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:38,776
Stay in, Max. Stay in. Hey, hey, come on.
2350
02:23:38,944 --> 02:23:41,028
All right? Please.
2351
02:23:41,196 --> 02:23:43,531
FRANK: l got the message.
-Yeah, l couldn't find you.
2352
02:23:43,699 --> 02:23:46,951
l looked through the address books.
There's no number. There's nothing.
2353
02:23:47,119 --> 02:23:48,703
[DOGS BARKlNG]
2354
02:23:48,870 --> 02:23:52,081
-Shh. Hey!
FRANK: ls, uh, what's-her-name. . .?
2355
02:23:52,249 --> 02:23:54,959
PH lL:
Linda? No, she went out. She's not here.
2356
02:23:55,127 --> 02:23:57,712
Hey, l'm sorry, uh. . . .
2357
02:23:57,879 --> 02:24:00,047
You know, l don't know what to do here.
2358
02:24:00,215 --> 02:24:03,551
Um, your dad asked me to get in touch
with you, and l didn't have the number.
2359
02:24:03,719 --> 02:24:06,721
You know, l called the number.
Do you wanna come in?
2360
02:24:06,888 --> 02:24:08,889
FRANK: Yeah. Hey, Phil?
-Okay. Yeah?
2361
02:24:09,057 --> 02:24:12,184
FRANK: l will drop-kick those fucking
dogs if they come near me.
2362
02:24:12,352 --> 02:24:13,936
PH lL: All right.
-Okay?
2363
02:24:14,104 --> 02:24:17,231
Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake.
2364
02:24:17,399 --> 02:24:20,609
-This is Miles.
FRANK: Clear them out.
2365
02:24:20,777 --> 02:24:22,611
PH lL:
Here we go.
2366
02:24:23,196 --> 02:24:24,572
All right, he's in here...
2367
02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:27,950
. ..so we all go in here. Come on.
2368
02:24:28,118 --> 02:24:29,744
Wanna go in?
2369
02:24:30,746 --> 02:24:34,915
-No, l just-- Stand here a second, Phil.
-Okay.
2370
02:24:35,083 --> 02:24:37,168
-Okay?
-All right.
2371
02:24:38,545 --> 02:24:40,588
[BOTH SlGH]
2372
02:25:04,946 --> 02:25:06,447
Lady.
2373
02:25:07,616 --> 02:25:09,367
Hey, lady.
2374
02:25:25,258 --> 02:25:28,636
Lady. Lady.
2375
02:25:28,804 --> 02:25:30,304
Hey, wake up.
2376
02:25:31,556 --> 02:25:33,140
Lady.
2377
02:25:33,767 --> 02:25:35,768
What's wrong with you?
2378
02:26:21,523 --> 02:26:22,815
[JlMMY SlGHS]
2379
02:26:24,192 --> 02:26:26,360
How do we do this, then?
2380
02:26:28,238 --> 02:26:30,364
Well, we just do it.
2381
02:26:30,949 --> 02:26:34,076
We do it. We figure it out.
2382
02:26:34,244 --> 02:26:37,079
We do as we do, l guess.
2383
02:26:38,707 --> 02:26:40,666
Do you love me, Rose?
2384
02:26:41,460 --> 02:26:44,336
You are my handsome man.
2385
02:26:45,881 --> 02:26:50,509
-l'm a bad person.
-Ha, ha, no. No.
2386
02:26:50,677 --> 02:26:52,470
l mean...
2387
02:26:52,637 --> 02:26:55,222
. .. l'm telling you this now, you see. . ..
2388
02:26:55,765 --> 02:26:58,893
You see, because l want everything
to be clear and clean...
2389
02:26:59,060 --> 02:27:02,855
. ..and l want to apologize for me
and all the stupid things that l've done.
2390
02:27:03,982 --> 02:27:05,816
[SlGHS]
2391
02:27:05,984 --> 02:27:08,068
l've cheated on you.
2392
02:27:10,280 --> 02:27:14,658
l've cheated on you, and it kills me. . .
2393
02:27:14,826 --> 02:27:17,369
. ..and the guilt of what l've done. ...
2394
02:27:18,038 --> 02:27:20,414
l don't want you to think--
2395
02:27:22,584 --> 02:27:24,418
Maybe you knew.
2396
02:27:25,462 --> 02:27:28,255
l think maybe you've known.
2397
02:27:28,423 --> 02:27:31,967
So l hope this is not just for me. ...
2398
02:27:32,135 --> 02:27:36,430
For me to make myself feel better
about what l've done. . .
2399
02:27:36,598 --> 02:27:41,143
. ..but for you not to feel
like you're sitting there like a jerk.
2400
02:27:41,311 --> 02:27:43,229
You're the good one.
2401
02:27:43,772 --> 02:27:45,439
You understand?
2402
02:27:46,441 --> 02:27:50,694
Did you ever go out
with someone and just lie. . .
2403
02:27:50,862 --> 02:27:53,489
. ..question after question?
2404
02:27:53,657 --> 02:27:55,950
Maybe you're trying
to make yourself look cool. . .
2405
02:27:56,117 --> 02:27:58,494
. ..or better than you are or whatever. . .
2406
02:27:58,662 --> 02:28:01,121
. ..smarter, cooler. . .
2407
02:28:01,289 --> 02:28:03,207
. ..and you just...
2408
02:28:04,918 --> 02:28:06,126
. ..not really lie...
2409
02:28:06,294 --> 02:28:08,921
. ..but maybe
you just don't say everything.
2410
02:28:09,089 --> 02:28:11,090
JlM:
Well, that's a natural thing.
2411
02:28:11,258 --> 02:28:15,719
You know, two people go out
on a date or something...
2412
02:28:15,887 --> 02:28:17,471
. ..they wanna impress people.
2413
02:28:17,639 --> 02:28:19,348
The other person.
2414
02:28:19,516 --> 02:28:21,600
Or they're scared
they might say something...
2415
02:28:21,768 --> 02:28:25,271
. ..that will make the other person
not like them.
2416
02:28:26,606 --> 02:28:28,649
-Thank you.
JlM: Thank you.
2417
02:28:29,776 --> 02:28:31,235
So you've done it?
2418
02:28:33,488 --> 02:28:35,155
l don't go out very often.
2419
02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:36,907
Why not?
2420
02:28:39,035 --> 02:28:43,664
l never found someone, really,
that l think l'd like to go out with.
2421
02:28:43,832 --> 02:28:46,792
And l bet you say that
to all the girls, huh?
2422
02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:50,462
No. No. Heh.
2423
02:28:50,630 --> 02:28:54,842
-Wanna make a deal with me?
-Okay.
2424
02:28:55,010 --> 02:28:56,468
What l just said...
2425
02:28:57,470 --> 02:29:00,014
. ..people afraid to say things. . .
2426
02:29:00,181 --> 02:29:04,351
. ..no guts to say the things
that are real or something.. . .
2427
02:29:04,519 --> 02:29:07,313
-Yeah?
-To not do that.
2428
02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:12,359
To not do that
that maybe we've done before.
2429
02:29:15,614 --> 02:29:18,532
-Let's make a deal.
-Okay.
2430
02:29:18,700 --> 02:29:23,829
l'll tell you everything,
and you tell me everything. . .
2431
02:29:23,997 --> 02:29:28,542
. ..and maybe we can get through all the
piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
2432
02:29:31,755 --> 02:29:33,047
Wow.
2433
02:29:34,215 --> 02:29:35,633
Huh. "Piss and shit."
2434
02:29:35,800 --> 02:29:36,925
[CHUCKLES]
2435
02:29:37,761 --> 02:29:39,219
What?
2436
02:29:40,221 --> 02:29:42,222
You really use strong language.
2437
02:29:42,390 --> 02:29:43,474
l'm sorry.
2438
02:29:44,559 --> 02:29:47,186
No, it's fine. lt's fine.
2439
02:29:47,354 --> 02:29:50,022
l didn't mean--
lt seems vulgar or something, l know.
2440
02:29:50,190 --> 02:29:51,398
-lt's fine.
-No, l'm sorry.
2441
02:29:51,566 --> 02:29:54,276
No, it's nothing. l'm sorry.
2442
02:29:55,403 --> 02:29:58,530
l'm gonna run to the bathroom
for a minute, maybe, just.. . .
2443
02:29:58,698 --> 02:30:00,324
-Okay.
-Okay.
2444
02:30:03,244 --> 02:30:06,455
[GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO]
2445
02:30:43,034 --> 02:30:44,284
[LOCK CLlCKS]
2446
02:30:57,799 --> 02:30:59,800
[SAFE DlAL WH lRRlNG]
2447
02:31:33,793 --> 02:31:36,670
-Okay. Okay.
-Okay?
2448
02:31:36,838 --> 02:31:40,090
l'm gonna go in. And, uh. ...
Are the dogs in there?
2449
02:31:40,258 --> 02:31:42,134
Yeah, but they stay back by the window.
2450
02:31:42,302 --> 02:31:44,553
-All right, l want you to come in with me.
-Okay.
2451
02:31:44,721 --> 02:31:46,430
And l want you to stay away from me.
2452
02:31:46,598 --> 02:31:50,726
l want you there in case he needs anything,
because l am not gonna help him.
2453
02:31:51,311 --> 02:31:54,855
And, Phil,
l will drop-kick the fucking dogs. . .
2454
02:31:55,023 --> 02:31:58,484
-. . .if they come near me.
-Okay.
2455
02:32:11,206 --> 02:32:12,873
[FRANK SlGHS]
2456
02:32:18,630 --> 02:32:20,214
Earl.
2457
02:32:24,219 --> 02:32:26,386
You don't look that bad.
2458
02:32:27,263 --> 02:32:36,104
[SlGHS]
2459
02:32:42,529 --> 02:32:44,404
You prick.
2460
02:32:50,036 --> 02:32:52,663
"Cocksucker." That's what you
used to like to say, right?
2461
02:32:52,831 --> 02:32:54,623
"Cocksucker."
2462
02:32:56,084 --> 02:32:59,753
But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl.
2463
02:32:59,921 --> 02:33:02,881
lt hurts, doesn't it? Huh?
2464
02:33:04,843 --> 02:33:06,802
You in a lot of pain?
2465
02:33:08,930 --> 02:33:11,181
She was in a lot of pain.
2466
02:33:13,643 --> 02:33:16,478
Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain.
2467
02:33:19,774 --> 02:33:21,817
l know because l was there, Earl.
2468
02:33:21,985 --> 02:33:24,736
You didn't like illness, though, do you?
2469
02:33:34,038 --> 02:33:35,831
l was there.
2470
02:33:40,753 --> 02:33:44,298
She waited for your call.
2471
02:33:47,927 --> 02:33:49,970
For you to come.
2472
02:33:57,645 --> 02:34:00,647
l am not gonna cry.
2473
02:34:02,233 --> 02:34:05,360
l am not gonna cry for you.
2474
02:34:06,738 --> 02:34:08,739
[FRANK SNlFFLES]
2475
02:34:10,867 --> 02:34:13,869
You cocksucker,
l know you can hear me.
2476
02:34:14,037 --> 02:34:17,831
l want you to know
that l hate your fucking guts.
2477
02:34:18,750 --> 02:34:22,711
You can just fucking die, you fuck.
2478
02:34:22,879 --> 02:34:26,465
And l hope it hurts.
l fucking hope it hurts.
2479
02:34:50,949 --> 02:34:52,532
[KEY CLlNKS]
2480
02:35:01,250 --> 02:35:02,876
[ENGlNE STARTS]
2481
02:35:03,044 --> 02:35:05,212
[GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO]
2482
02:35:05,380 --> 02:35:06,797
[TlRES SQUEAL]
2483
02:35:08,216 --> 02:35:10,384
[DlSPATCH RADlO CHATTERlNG]
2484
02:35:10,551 --> 02:35:14,096
Yeah, her resps are down to six.
Let's get the gurney over here.
2485
02:35:15,223 --> 02:35:18,350
DlXON [RAPPlNG]: Check that ego
Come off it, l'm a prophet
2486
02:35:18,518 --> 02:35:21,144
The professor
I'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm
2487
02:35:21,312 --> 02:35:25,816
Who eventually turned to catch wreck
With the neck of a long-time oppressor
2488
02:35:25,984 --> 02:35:29,236
And he's running from the devil
But the debt is always gaining
2489
02:35:29,404 --> 02:35:32,781
And if he's worth being hurt
He's worth bringing pain in
2490
02:35:53,594 --> 02:35:56,221
Do you feel better
now that you've said this?
2491
02:35:56,389 --> 02:35:57,764
[JlMMY SlGHS]
2492
02:35:57,932 --> 02:35:59,850
JlMMY:
l don't know.
2493
02:36:01,185 --> 02:36:04,855
Well, l'm not mad.
2494
02:36:08,568 --> 02:36:11,486
Well, l am, but l'm not.
2495
02:36:11,654 --> 02:36:13,196
You know?
2496
02:36:16,367 --> 02:36:18,535
l love you so much, Rose.
2497
02:36:18,703 --> 02:36:21,788
l'm not through asking my questions.
2498
02:36:26,377 --> 02:36:28,754
Why doesn't Claudia.. .
2499
02:36:29,505 --> 02:36:31,548
. ..talk to you, Jimmy?
2500
02:36:33,384 --> 02:36:34,968
Why?
2501
02:36:35,762 --> 02:36:37,637
Because we've.. . .
2502
02:36:38,931 --> 02:36:41,099
We both don't know. What do you mean?
2503
02:36:41,267 --> 02:36:43,435
No, l think you know.
2504
02:36:43,603 --> 02:36:45,020
Maybe. . . .
2505
02:36:46,814 --> 02:36:48,440
l don't.
2506
02:36:49,650 --> 02:36:52,069
Say it, Jimmy.
2507
02:37:00,995 --> 02:37:03,914
-l wanted to do that.
JlM: Well.. . .
2508
02:37:04,082 --> 02:37:07,667
-That felt good, to do what l wanted to do.
-Yeah.
2509
02:37:07,835 --> 02:37:09,127
[SN lFFS]
2510
02:37:09,295 --> 02:37:11,004
Can l tell you something?
2511
02:37:11,881 --> 02:37:13,131
Yeah, of course.
2512
02:37:13,925 --> 02:37:16,718
l'm really nervous
that you're gonna hate me soon.
2513
02:37:16,886 --> 02:37:19,846
You're gonna find stuff out about me,
and you're gonna hate me.
2514
02:37:20,014 --> 02:37:22,182
No. Like what? What do you mean?
2515
02:37:22,350 --> 02:37:26,228
You have so much,
so many good things...
2516
02:37:26,395 --> 02:37:28,355
. ..and you seem so together.
2517
02:37:28,523 --> 02:37:29,940
You're a police officer. . .
2518
02:37:30,108 --> 02:37:34,027
. ..and you seem so straight
and put together, without any problems.
2519
02:37:34,195 --> 02:37:36,738
-l lost my gun today.
-What?
2520
02:37:36,906 --> 02:37:38,240
l lost my gun today...
2521
02:37:38,407 --> 02:37:41,326
. ..and l'm the laughingstock
of a lot of people.
2522
02:37:41,744 --> 02:37:44,371
l wanted to tell you.
l wanted you to know.
2523
02:37:44,539 --> 02:37:46,331
And it's on my mind.
2524
02:37:46,499 --> 02:37:48,583
And it makes me look like a fool.
2525
02:37:48,751 --> 02:37:50,919
And l feel like a fool.
2526
02:37:54,715 --> 02:37:56,633
And you asked
that we should say things. . .
2527
02:37:56,801 --> 02:37:59,344
. ..say what we're thinking
and not lie about things.
2528
02:37:59,512 --> 02:38:02,973
Well, l can tell you that. This.
That l lost my gun today.
2529
02:38:03,141 --> 02:38:04,933
l'm not a good cop.
2530
02:38:05,101 --> 02:38:07,394
l'm looked down at, and l know that.. .
2531
02:38:07,562 --> 02:38:11,314
. ..and l'm scared that once
you find that out, you might not like me.
2532
02:38:14,861 --> 02:38:19,614
-Jim, that was so great.
-l'm sorry.
2533
02:38:19,782 --> 02:38:22,075
What you just said.
2534
02:38:25,288 --> 02:38:28,081
l haven't been on a date
since l was married, and.. .
2535
02:38:28,958 --> 02:38:31,585
. ..that was three years ago.
2536
02:38:31,752 --> 02:38:33,753
Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me. . .
2537
02:38:33,921 --> 02:38:36,756
. ..whatever you think
might scare me won't.
2538
02:38:36,924 --> 02:38:38,758
And l will listen to you.
2539
02:38:38,926 --> 02:38:42,429
l'll be a good listener to you
if that's what you want. You know?
2540
02:38:42,597 --> 02:38:44,097
You know? And l won't judge you.
2541
02:38:44,265 --> 02:38:46,850
l know l can do that sometimes,
and l won't.
2542
02:38:47,018 --> 02:38:50,604
And l can listen.
2543
02:38:50,771 --> 02:38:53,773
And you shouldn't be scared
of scaring me off. . .
2544
02:38:53,941 --> 02:38:59,321
. ..or whatever you think
that l think and on and on.
2545
02:38:59,488 --> 02:39:01,364
Say it, whatever it is, and l'll listen.
2546
02:39:01,532 --> 02:39:03,950
-You don't know how fucking stupid l am.
-lt's okay.
2547
02:39:04,118 --> 02:39:06,286
-You don't know how crazy l am.
-lt's okay.
2548
02:39:06,454 --> 02:39:08,872
-l got troubles.
-l'll take everything at face value.
2549
02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:12,167
-l'll be a good listener.
-l started this, didn't l? Didn't l? Fuck.
2550
02:39:12,335 --> 02:39:15,253
Whatever it is, just say it. You'll see.
2551
02:39:15,421 --> 02:39:16,838
You wanna kiss me, Jim?
2552
02:39:17,006 --> 02:39:18,381
Yes, l do.
2553
02:39:21,802 --> 02:39:23,803
Say it, Jimmy.
2554
02:39:26,807 --> 02:39:28,892
l think she thinks...
2555
02:39:29,060 --> 02:39:31,603
. ..that l may have molested her.
2556
02:39:33,856 --> 02:39:36,983
She thinks terrible things
that somehow got into her head. . .
2557
02:39:37,151 --> 02:39:39,277
. ..that l may have done.
2558
02:39:39,445 --> 02:39:43,823
She said that to me last time,
when it was....
2559
02:39:46,035 --> 02:39:50,997
Ten years ago, she walked out the door.
"You touched me wrong. l know that."
2560
02:39:51,165 --> 02:39:57,254
Some crazy thought in her--
ln her head.
2561
02:39:58,464 --> 02:40:00,674
Did you ever touch her?
2562
02:40:06,681 --> 02:40:07,764
l don't know.
2563
02:40:11,644 --> 02:40:12,769
[BANGS GLASS ON TABLE]
2564
02:40:12,937 --> 02:40:16,356
-Jimmy.
-l don't know. l really don't.
2565
02:40:18,609 --> 02:40:21,194
But you can't say.
2566
02:40:23,197 --> 02:40:28,785
-Well, l don't know what l've done.
-Yes, you do. You do.
2567
02:40:31,330 --> 02:40:35,250
-But you won't say.
-l don't know.
2568
02:40:35,418 --> 02:40:39,546
What? What? Please. Please.
2569
02:40:39,714 --> 02:40:43,174
You deserve to die alone
for what you've done.
2570
02:40:43,342 --> 02:40:45,135
l don't know what l've done.
2571
02:40:45,303 --> 02:40:47,095
Yes, you do.
2572
02:40:47,263 --> 02:40:50,307
Rose, if l said that l knew,
would you stay?
2573
02:40:50,474 --> 02:40:53,852
-No.
-But l don't know what l've done.
2574
02:40:55,021 --> 02:40:57,230
You should know better.
2575
02:40:57,398 --> 02:40:59,524
[SOBBlNG]
2576
02:41:00,568 --> 02:41:02,360
[CLAUDlA SOBBlNG]
2577
02:41:03,904 --> 02:41:08,033
Now that l've met you, would you object
to never seeing me again?
2578
02:41:08,200 --> 02:41:10,493
-What?
-Just say no.
2579
02:41:10,911 --> 02:41:13,496
-l won't say no. Wait, Claudia.
-Just say no.
2580
02:41:13,664 --> 02:41:16,124
-Claudia, what is it?
-Just let me go, Jimmy.
2581
02:41:16,292 --> 02:41:19,252
-What is it? Please, please.
-Please. lt's okay. Just let me go.
2582
02:41:21,922 --> 02:41:24,215
[PANTlNG]
2583
02:41:29,180 --> 02:41:31,556
[SOBBlNG]
2584
02:41:41,317 --> 02:41:43,610
FRANK [SOBBlNG]:
Why didn't you call?
2585
02:41:43,778 --> 02:41:57,123
[FRANK CRYlNG]
2586
02:41:59,293 --> 02:42:02,587
FRANK:
l fucking hate you.
2587
02:42:02,755 --> 02:42:04,464
[FRANK CRYlNG]
2588
02:42:04,632 --> 02:42:10,261
God damn you, fucking asshole.
2589
02:42:13,474 --> 02:42:15,558
Oh, God, you fucking asshole.
2590
02:42:15,726 --> 02:42:22,982
Don't go away, you fucking asshole.
2591
02:42:23,150 --> 02:42:28,321
Oh, God, don't go away,
you fucking asshole.
2592
02:42:28,489 --> 02:42:31,116
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]
2593
02:42:39,875 --> 02:42:42,669
[GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO]
2594
02:42:45,089 --> 02:42:47,090
What am l doing?
2595
02:42:47,258 --> 02:42:53,346
What the fuck am l doing?
What the fuck am l doing?
2596
02:43:05,818 --> 02:43:07,110
[SN lFFS]
2597
02:43:30,468 --> 02:43:31,885
[SlGHS]
2598
02:44:16,430 --> 02:44:19,140
[TV PLAYlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
2599
02:44:32,905 --> 02:44:36,407
MAN [ON TV]: Men who are vain
look at their bald spot and say:
2600
02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:40,954
"You know, l don't need anything.
I look great the way l am."
2601
02:44:41,539 --> 02:44:45,583
Yes. Ladies,
if you want your husband or boyfriend to--
2602
02:44:45,751 --> 02:44:48,127
[GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO]
2603
02:45:10,484 --> 02:45:12,569
Oh, fuck.
2604
02:45:33,799 --> 02:45:35,842
JlM:
What?
2605
02:45:39,930 --> 02:45:42,432
What are you doing, dummy?
2606
02:45:43,183 --> 02:45:44,767
Oh, brother.
2607
02:45:50,983 --> 02:45:52,734
[GASPS]
2608
02:45:52,901 --> 02:45:54,861
[TlRES SCREECH]
2609
02:45:57,990 --> 02:46:00,033
[PANTlNG]
2610
02:46:28,771 --> 02:46:30,021
[THUD ON ROOF]
2611
02:46:33,484 --> 02:46:35,943
[JlM YELLS]
2612
02:46:43,160 --> 02:46:44,994
[SN lFFlNG]
2613
02:46:45,162 --> 02:46:46,412
[FROG THUDS]
2614
02:46:56,548 --> 02:46:58,007
[SN lFFlNG]
2615
02:47:05,933 --> 02:47:07,892
[SlGHS]
2616
02:47:14,441 --> 02:47:15,942
[FROGS THUDDlNG]
2617
02:47:31,458 --> 02:47:32,709
[CLAUDlA SCREAMS]
2618
02:47:32,876 --> 02:47:34,752
[FROGS CRASHlNG]
2619
02:47:36,714 --> 02:47:37,839
[CRASH OUTSlDE]
2620
02:47:38,006 --> 02:47:41,008
[DOGS BARKlNG]
2621
02:47:42,177 --> 02:47:44,512
[THUDDlNG]
2622
02:47:56,817 --> 02:47:59,777
Oh, there are frogs falling from the sky.
2623
02:48:09,496 --> 02:48:11,956
[FROGS CROAKlNG]
2624
02:48:16,044 --> 02:48:18,296
[TlRES SQUEAL]
2625
02:48:24,052 --> 02:48:26,846
[SCREAMlNG]
2626
02:48:31,685 --> 02:48:33,603
[SlREN WAlLlNG]
2627
02:48:36,356 --> 02:48:38,483
[TlRES SQUEALlNG]
2628
02:49:01,715 --> 02:49:04,550
MAN [ON TV]: You all know
you're not gonna spend $1 35 for it.
2629
02:49:04,718 --> 02:49:08,763
ln fact, all you spend here
during this special TV promotion...
2630
02:49:08,931 --> 02:49:11,057
...is just $39--
2631
02:49:12,267 --> 02:49:13,893
[CROAKS]
2632
02:49:29,409 --> 02:49:31,244
[JlM GRUNTlNG]
2633
02:49:32,329 --> 02:49:45,758
[TlRES SQUEALlNG]
2634
02:49:53,267 --> 02:49:55,101
[FROGS THUDDlNG]
2635
02:49:57,271 --> 02:49:58,896
[GRUNTS]
2636
02:50:00,816 --> 02:50:02,441
[GRUNTlNG]
2637
02:50:07,489 --> 02:50:09,782
JlM:
Come on. Come on.
2638
02:50:09,950 --> 02:50:11,659
[JlM GRUNTlNG]
2639
02:50:25,716 --> 02:50:27,550
[GASPS]
2640
02:50:27,718 --> 02:50:30,636
Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey!
2641
02:50:30,804 --> 02:50:34,390
Claudia! Claudia, are you there?
2642
02:50:35,142 --> 02:50:38,644
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy!
2643
02:50:38,812 --> 02:50:41,606
Oh, honey. All right. lt's all right.
2644
02:50:41,773 --> 02:50:43,816
lt's okay. lt's gonna be all right.
2645
02:50:43,984 --> 02:50:45,818
[CLAUDlA SOBBlNG]
2646
02:50:45,986 --> 02:50:48,195
[CAR ALARMS WAlLlNG OUTSlDE]
2647
02:50:56,580 --> 02:50:58,581
This happens.
2648
02:50:58,749 --> 02:51:07,840
This is something that happens.
2649
02:51:18,018 --> 02:51:20,269
[FROGS THUDDlNG
AND DOGS BARKlNG]
2650
02:51:39,539 --> 02:51:42,083
[EARL GASPlNG]
2651
02:51:59,226 --> 02:52:01,060
[EARL GROANS SOFTLY]
2652
02:52:02,938 --> 02:52:04,355
[EARL GASPS]
2653
02:52:14,825 --> 02:52:16,492
[GASPS]
2654
02:52:26,044 --> 02:52:28,921
NARRATOR: And there is the account
of the hanging of three men...
2655
02:52:30,048 --> 02:52:31,882
...and a scuba diver...
2656
02:52:32,050 --> 02:52:33,551
...and a suicide.
2657
02:52:43,061 --> 02:52:46,772
There are stories
of coincidence and chance...
2658
02:52:46,940 --> 02:52:50,067
...and intersections,
and strange things told...
2659
02:52:50,235 --> 02:52:53,738
...and which is which,
and who only knows?
2660
02:52:58,285 --> 02:53:00,119
And we generally say:
2661
02:53:00,287 --> 02:53:02,997
"Well, if that was in a movie,
l wouldn't believe it."
2662
02:53:03,165 --> 02:53:07,877
Someone's so-and-so
met someone else's so-and-so, and so on.
2663
02:53:08,045 --> 02:53:10,921
And it is in the humble opinion
of this narrator...
2664
02:53:11,089 --> 02:53:13,716
...that strange things happen all the time.
2665
02:53:13,884 --> 02:53:15,718
And so it goes, and so it goes.
2666
02:53:15,886 --> 02:53:17,803
And the book says:
2667
02:53:17,971 --> 02:53:19,972
"We may be through with the past...
2668
02:53:20,140 --> 02:53:23,267
...but the past ain't through with us."
2669
02:53:27,147 --> 02:53:29,315
PH lL:
l'm sorry, Jack.
2670
02:53:29,483 --> 02:53:32,318
lt's the hospital calling about Linda.
2671
02:53:32,486 --> 02:53:35,529
-Who?
-Linda. She's in the hospital...
2672
02:53:35,697 --> 02:53:40,076
. ..and l figured you should probably
talk to them since you're here.
2673
02:53:41,203 --> 02:53:42,787
Hello?
2674
02:53:44,122 --> 02:53:45,873
Uh-huh. And what--
2675
02:53:47,834 --> 02:53:50,628
Okay. Okay.
2676
02:53:50,796 --> 02:53:52,171
Uh. . ..
2677
02:53:52,339 --> 02:53:54,673
ls she gonna be all right?
2678
02:53:56,093 --> 02:53:58,010
[PH lL SN lFFLES]
2679
02:53:58,470 --> 02:54:00,054
FRANK:
Where...?
2680
02:54:00,222 --> 02:54:02,515
[SOBBlNG]
2681
02:54:21,660 --> 02:54:24,328
DOCTOR:
You with us, Linda? Good.
2682
02:54:24,496 --> 02:54:26,705
lt is Linda, isn't it?
2683
02:54:31,044 --> 02:54:34,463
Just relax. That's it.
2684
02:54:36,133 --> 02:54:38,175
You'll get through this.
2685
02:54:49,437 --> 02:54:51,063
STANLEY:
Dad.
2686
02:54:54,276 --> 02:54:55,776
Dad.
2687
02:54:58,738 --> 02:55:01,240
Dad, you need to be nicer to me.
2688
02:55:03,535 --> 02:55:05,161
Go to bed.
2689
02:55:06,413 --> 02:55:09,039
You have to be nicer to me, Dad.
2690
02:55:12,878 --> 02:55:14,461
Go to bed.
2691
02:55:22,971 --> 02:55:25,806
l know l did a stupid thing.
2692
02:55:26,558 --> 02:55:28,809
So stupid.
2693
02:55:28,977 --> 02:55:31,312
Getting braces.
2694
02:55:31,479 --> 02:55:33,189
l thought... .
2695
02:55:34,774 --> 02:55:36,775
l thought he would love me.
2696
02:55:36,943 --> 02:55:39,862
Getting braces.
2697
02:55:40,030 --> 02:55:41,113
For what?
2698
02:55:41,281 --> 02:55:45,409
For something l don't even. . . .
2699
02:55:47,454 --> 02:55:50,497
l don't know where to put things,
you know?
2700
02:55:53,960 --> 02:55:56,712
l really do have love to give.
2701
02:55:56,880 --> 02:56:00,382
l just don't know where to put it.
2702
02:56:09,851 --> 02:56:13,562
JIM: A lot of people think this
is just a job that you go to.
2703
02:56:15,273 --> 02:56:18,567
Take a lunch hour. Job's over.
2704
02:56:18,735 --> 02:56:20,527
Something like that.
2705
02:56:20,695 --> 02:56:22,279
[JlM SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
2706
02:56:22,447 --> 02:56:25,032
JlM:
But it's a 24-hour deal.
2707
02:56:27,077 --> 02:56:29,161
No two ways about it.
2708
02:56:30,288 --> 02:56:33,666
And what most people don't see...
2709
02:56:35,085 --> 02:56:39,004
...is just how hard it is
to do the right thing.
2710
02:56:42,133 --> 02:56:44,009
People think if l make a judgment call...
2711
02:56:44,177 --> 02:56:47,721
...that that's a judgment on them,
but that is not what l do.
2712
02:56:49,015 --> 02:56:51,350
And that's not what should be done.
2713
02:56:53,228 --> 02:56:55,854
I have to take everything...
2714
02:56:56,022 --> 02:56:58,357
...and play as it lays.
2715
02:57:03,029 --> 02:57:05,531
Sometimes people need a little help.
2716
02:57:05,699 --> 02:57:09,034
--supposed to be real good
at corrective oral surgery.
2717
02:57:13,790 --> 02:57:16,667
JlM:
Sometimes people need to be forgiven.
2718
02:57:23,341 --> 02:57:25,801
And sometimes they need to go to jail.
2719
02:57:27,220 --> 02:57:30,055
Call me about that guy
with the teeth, okay?
2720
02:57:31,308 --> 02:57:34,310
JlM:
And that is a very tricky thing on my part...
2721
02:57:36,187 --> 02:57:38,105
...making that call.
2722
02:57:41,901 --> 02:57:44,236
l mean, the law is the law...
2723
02:57:45,322 --> 02:57:47,865
...and heck if l'm gonna break it.
2724
02:57:51,411 --> 02:57:52,995
[ENGlNE STARTS]
2725
02:57:53,163 --> 02:57:54,747
[GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
2726
02:57:54,914 --> 02:57:57,291
JlM:
You can forgive someone.
2727
02:57:59,627 --> 02:58:01,587
[FROGS SQUlSHlNG]
2728
02:58:04,507 --> 02:58:06,592
Well, that's the tough part.
2729
02:58:12,515 --> 02:58:14,767
What can we forgive?
2730
02:58:26,029 --> 02:58:28,113
Tough part of the job.
2731
02:58:31,618 --> 02:58:34,203
Tough part of walking down the street.
2732
02:59:31,553 --> 02:59:33,804
JlM:
l just wanted to come here.. . .
2733
02:59:34,848 --> 02:59:37,266
To come here and say something.
2734
02:59:37,767 --> 02:59:40,978
Say something important.
Something that you said.
2735
02:59:42,063 --> 02:59:45,190
You said we should say things
and do things.
2736
02:59:45,358 --> 02:59:48,569
Not lie, not keep things back.
2737
02:59:48,736 --> 02:59:50,654
These are the things that tear people up.
2738
02:59:50,822 --> 02:59:52,865
Well, l'm gonna do that.
2739
02:59:53,992 --> 02:59:56,618
l'm gonna do what you said, Claudia.
2740
02:59:58,788 --> 03:00:01,540
l can't let this go.
2741
03:00:03,042 --> 03:00:05,043
l can't let you go.
2742
03:00:09,966 --> 03:00:11,717
Now, you....
2743
03:00:13,720 --> 03:00:15,888
You listen to me now.
2744
03:00:17,932 --> 03:00:20,267
You're a good person.
2745
03:00:22,479 --> 03:00:24,938
A good, beautiful person...
2746
03:00:25,106 --> 03:00:27,733
. ..and l won't let you walk out on me.
2747
03:00:29,652 --> 03:00:32,237
l won't let you say those things.
2748
03:00:32,989 --> 03:00:36,658
Those things about how stupid you are
and this and that.
2749
03:00:37,744 --> 03:00:40,120
l won't stand for that.
2750
03:00:42,373 --> 03:00:44,583
You want to be with me.. .
2751
03:00:46,920 --> 03:00:49,421
. ..then you be with me.
2752
03:00:52,091 --> 03:00:53,717
You see?
2753
03:08:35,513 --> 03:08:37,514
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