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Previously on 90210:

We have been dispatched to spread winter cheer.

And to tell you all...

BOTH: The Winter Wonderland Dance is near.

You don't want to go to the dance, do you? Whatever. Sure, I'll go.

So what if I felt something

when we kissed? That doesn't change the fact...

Silver, you just said you felt something when you kissed.

This is my sister Savannah back from boarding school.

For the life of me,

I can't remember why I ever let you go.

Do you still have feelings for Naomi?

Yeah, I do.

I got a text from Ivy saying I had to come over here--

that you had something you wanted to tell me.

I know this guy's a drug dealer.

What proof do you have?

I've been buying from Jasper for the last month.

Look, Annie... No, don't. Stay away from me.

Why? You've made mistakes, but I don't judge you.

What are you talking about?

And you accidentally ran over my uncle.

(laughter)

I'm gonna read War and Peace.

Oh, yeah, one of my New Year's resolutions.

I mean, why not?

You know, it's like it's really long, okay,

but it's not in Morse code or anything.

I can read it.

Uh-huh. Send.

You're so not listening to me.

Sure I am.

I'm just texting Liam.

Okay, for my New Year's resolution...

He's surfing.

And he misses me.

Oh.

I have so much to tell him.

(chuckles) Aw, she just turned down La Cienega.

Somebody's text-whipped.

She's cute.

Oh, he is cute.

We're cute.

This is so exciting!

So nauseating.

"Irritating" is the word that came to mind.

Aw, don't be a hater.

I'm not being a hater.

I'm happy for you, actually.

I'm happy if you're happy, all right?

So did Naomi say anything about Silver in those texts?

No. What's up with you two, anyway?

I can't believe you guys kissed.

I know. It was out of the blue.

It was amazing, man.

Can't wait to talk to her tomorrow at school.

I just really hope Dixon feels the same way.

See you later, boy.

All right, brother.

Wow, look at all this.

Well, I figured

we had cause to celebrate.

It's a new year. Annie comes home tonight.

Oh, and did I tell you

that she called to say she missed us?

Seriously? Seriously.

And last night on the phone, she was even laughing.

And it wasn't that snarky, derisive laugh.

It was the good kind.

It's a miracle I still recognize it.

Who knew Vegas was the answer?

Two weeks on the Strip

would have driven me crazy,

and that's even if my mother wasn't living there.

Harry, is this that same boosters reception

we went to last year?

Yeah, yeah, I think it is.

Well, did you not tell me about this earlier

because you knew Kelly would be there?

No.

Look, I-I...

I didn't want you to be uncomfortable.

Should I be uncomfortable?

No, sweetheart, of course not.

You know, I mean, I've barely exchanged ten words with Kelly

since we realized she had a crush on me.

Since you realized she had a crush on me.

But trust me,

I've done everything I can to avoid her.

Well, I am not interested in avoiding anybody.

And I'm certainly not going to let Kelly determine what school functions I attend.

I'm going to this, Harry.

Just like I did last year.

Great.

And if I think about it, I can't even remember

why me and Silver broke up in the first place.

Well, wasn't it because she liked horror movies

and you're afraid of the dark?

Okay, very funny.

All right.

Look, me and her, we both did our thing.

She's changed. I've changed.

Now maybe we can get back together.

I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow at school.

Definitely before U.S. History though.

'Cause then she just gets hopped up on conspiracy theories

and then there's no talking to her.

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah. I just... I'm really not looking forward

to going back to school tomorrow, that's all.

Look, it's not going to be as bad as you think.

I mean, you already did the hard part

and broke up with Jasper, so...

It's already better than it was.

I'll be right down.

Okay, are you sure I look tan enough in this shirt?

Because at home, I swore this was a blue-white,

but now it's looking more like a yellow-white.

Yes, Naomi, you look incredibly tan.

In fact, you look tanner than you did yesterday.

How is that even possible?

Well, I may have gone to the tanning salon last night.

What?! Okay, I really want a "wow" effect

when I walk into Allison's sister's 21st birthday party.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry.

Everybody's going to be like, "Wow, you've got leather skin."

Oh, that's like 20 years away.

The party is tomorrow night.

It's going to be a total blowout.

She rented out the beach club.

I cannot...

Hey, guys.

Hi. Hey.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

Oh, no, you didn't.

How-how was your break?

It was good.

You know, just laid low.

How about yours? How was St. Barts?

Oh...

Wow, you look really tan.

Yeah, yeah, it was great.

Tan-tastic.

That's great.

Um, I should probably get going.

I'll see you guys later?

Fine. Okay.

Yep, yep, what did I tell you?

Yeah, so, I didn't know if it was going to cold,

but it wasn't bad. It wasn't.

And I got the 3.2, so it was all right.

Yo.

Hey, what's up, dudes? What's up, kid?

So Northern California was cool, huh?

Oh, dude, it was awesome. I really like Berkeley.

Cool place, man.

I even brought this, uh, this really cool souvenir.

Navid, is that...?

Navid, what the hell are you doing with cocaine?

Okay, um... I think you need to put that away.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Will you just relax? DIXON: We will not relax.

What are you doing with... cocaine?

You don't do drugs. At least I hope you don't do drugs.

Of course I don't do drugs, man.

I was going to plant this in Jasper's locker. Oh, come on.

And then I was going to call

that anonymous tip number over there.

They'll find the stuff. It'll be all buh-bye.

Just like the poster says.

I'm not a rat.

I'm a hero. LIAM: Yeah, well, you're not a hero.

You're an idiot.

DIXON: Seriously, Navid, this is a really bad idea.

It's even worse than

your Boys of the Blaze fund-raising calendar.

Okay, look, Jasper is already a drug dealer, okay?

I'm just bringing that to the attention of the powers-that-be.

It's simple.

All right, fine.

How do you plan on getting in his locker?

Okay, well, there's this, you know, master list

of all the student locker combinations

on file in the principal's office.

Me? Yes.

No, no. Sorry.

Hmm-mm. Dixon...

I understand. You want... you want to think about it.

No way, all right? I'm not helping you with this.

It's stupid. Dixon...

You're on your own, kid.

It's your funeral.

Dude, it's not that big of a deal.

(sighs)

Did you get my flowers?

Yeah, look...

Look, I really missed you.

Jasper, stop. We're not dating.

What are you talking about?

I'm breaking up with you.

You don't mean that.

Yeah, I do.

Annie... It's over.

Then I'll tell.

What?

I'll go to the police and I'll tell them what you did.

All they need is a lead in the case.

You know, they'll probably start combing

through your Internet history.

See if you have any... special interest in the case.

Annie, I'm guessing that

it's not going to be that hard to find evidence.

I mean, you probably took the car

to a local body shop that night, right?

After you ran over my uncle.

Why... why are you doing this?

I love you.

You love me. I know you do.

Look, we've both made mistakes,

but I want to put them behind us.

Just say you can do that, and I'll keep your secret.

Okay?

(sniffling)

Come here.

Hey. Well, if it isn't the fancy Caribbean jet-setter.

Oh, yes, that is me.

(laughing)

So, look, I want to talk about what happened at the dance.

Yeah, um, yeah, me, too.

Look, it was obviously a mistake.

Yeah, exactly.

That-that's exactly what I was going to say.

Yeah. We broke up for a reason.

I mean, like you said,

you could never really be yourself around me.

That-that's what I said.

I think I was just feeling vulnerable.

I mean,

I was feeling rejected by Teddy,

and when I saw him with that other girl, but...

the truth is... maybe I just jump to conclusions.

You know, maybe that girl was just his friend.

Anyway, I'm going to talk to him

and see if we can figure things out.

Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

So I'm going to let you get back to work.

And I'll talk to you later?

Yeah.

Cool.

(sighs)

Hey, Ives.

What you reading?

Uh... The Violent Messiahs.

Right.

It's actually really rad.

It's Lieutenant Major Cheri,

who's apparently, like, a schizophrenic now,

and she's chasing down this gnarly masked villain...

Whoa.

Spoiler alert. (laughing)

Um, so listen. I wanted to thank you

for sending me that text the other night after the dance.

Oh, please. That was... That was nothing.

It wasn't nothing. You guys were, like, together.

What, me and Liam? No. Please.

That was... that was nothing serious.

And I knew he liked you, so...

Well, it meant something to me.

And in appreciation,

a little thank you gift from St. Bart's.

Yeah, you really didn't have to do that. That's...

Go ahead. Open it.

It was not easy shopping there, by the way.

Everyone kept yammering away in French,

but I found that if you spoke loudly and slowly enough,

you could eventually get through to them

that you did not want their island junk.

I hit the jackpot at Duty Free.

Wow. Wow. Um...

Isn't this something?

(laughs): I hope you don't have one already.

Yeah, no. Definitely not.

But, you know, I've always wanted a, um, pocketbook.

Oh, it's a Fendi baguette.

But no worries. Fendi baguette.

But it's the least I could do. Anyway. Thanks again, Ives.

All right, I'm not saying, "kick him in the groin,"

but near the groin... (groans)

...would be great.

(sniffs)

Um...

So, how was vacation?

(laughing)

Oh, a blast. Time of my life.

Aspen, right?

So, we're really gonna pretend everything's fine here?

I saw you kiss Silver at the dance.

At least man up.

That was a lame-ass move, bro.

You know I liked her.

Oh, come on, man. It can't be that big of a deal.

I bet you got over it pretty quickly in Aspen, right?

(grunts) (groans)

No, I didn't just get over it 'cause I like Silver.

I thought I'd made that fairly clear to everyone

by the night of the dance.

(chuckles)

(groans)

If there's something going on between you two,

I think I deserve to know.

Ooh.

Okay, I'll-I'll be straight with you.

I don't think me and Silver are over yet.

You know, what happened the night of the dance?

It just happened.

Will it happen again? Probably.

Look, we're trying to keep it on the DL,

but, you know, between me and you,

we're talking about getting back together again.

Come on, man.

Hey, Annie. Hey.

How was... How was your break?

It was good. How was yours?

Ah. Too short.

You know? Yeah. I hear you.

So, listen, um...

We haven't really talked, you know, since the dance.

Wondering what's going on with you and Jasper.

Annie, please tell us you broke up with him.

It's complicated.

What's complicated about it? He's a drug dealer.

SILVER: And he lied to you, Annie.

He's a really bad guy.

And he's pretty greasy-looking, honestly.

Stop. Okay?

Please just stop.

You don't... You don't get to do this.

Annie... Leave me alone, all right?

It shouldn't be hard.

You've done it before.

Teddy!

Hey, you.

Silver. What's up?

Not much. Um, I want to talk to you

about what happened at the dance.

Because, uh...

I thought about it a lot and I...

Yeah, about that.

You know, you were right about me all along.

"Once a player, always a player." Your words, right?

I can't be tied down to one person.

It's just... It's not in my DNA.

Why are you telling me this?

Because you saw it before I did.

I mean, I can't even decide who to take

to this Beach Club party on Saturday.

I mean, Emiko's hot, but,

God, Alisa's...

She's easy. (chuckles)

Dilemma, right?

Yeah. I'm sure you're going to figure it out, though.

Hey, Jasper! How's it going, man?

Dixon! Wait! I need to talk to you.

What's up?

It's about Annie.

She's still dating Jasper.

What?! Yeah.

I saw them in the hallway holding hands.

I went to talk to her about it,

but she said it's not my right to interfere.

And she's right. It isn't.

But maybe you can do something about it.

You're her brother.

Maybe she'll listen to you.

Okay.

Hey, you.

Oh.

Hi, Gia.

Um, I didn't know you were in AA.

Yeah, that's sort of what the "Anonymous" is about.

It was a joke.

(laughs) Right. I was kidding.

Right.

A couple of us always go bowling

after the meetings. You want to come?

Um, I don't think so.

You sure? Last week we had a down-to-the-last-frame match

with some dentists from Culver City. Very exciting.

(laughs) That sounds tempting.

But the thing is,

AA is a part of me,

but I don't want it to be my whole life.

You know? Yeah.

I-I just like having friends around who kind of understand

what I'm going through. I mean, I figured...

My friends do. Or... they did.

Things are kind of weird with us right now,

but I'm working on it.

Thanks anyway.

Well, if you change your mind or if you ever want to talk,

or anything, give me a call.

I'll see you around.

Thank you.

(clears throat)

Thanks.

Wow. This is great.

Well, I've been planning this night for a long time.

I wanted it to be perfect.

Well, good job.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Thanks. (chuckles)

(speaking simultaneously)

What was that? Sorry. Uh...

Nothing. I... Yeah.

(sighs)

Well, here we are.

At last.

I know, right? Finally.

So, how was vacation? So, how was St. Bart's?

Sorry.

No. Go ahead.

Now, I was just... I was asking you about St. Bart's.

Did you have fun?

Yeah, it was gorgeous.

Did you go snorkeling?

Um, no.

Well, how about parasailing?

I hear they have amazing parasailing there.

No, I really just kind of laid by the pool

the whole time.

Oh. Well, sounds fun.

Yeah. It was great. What about you? What did you do?

Well, I worked on the boat.

Um, the hull's been planked and ribbed, so I've just got

to finish the framing, sheathe the deck panels, you know...

And this is boring.

No, it's not boring.

Deck panels are rad.

(chuckles)

So, um, what's new with you?

Um, I'm redecorating the house. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I'm working with this feng shui expert.

At first I thought it was another Chinese scam

like tai chi or acupuncture. (chuckles)

But I really think she's on to something.

She's helping me remove all signs of Jen, so...

That's good. Oh.

Yeah, well, that makes sense.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have mentioned Jen.

No, it's okay. No, it's not.

Um...

I just want to really forget about her

and everything she did.

Look, I'm-I'm really sorry again.

I just... Can we not talk about it? Please.

Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Sorry.

(sighs) Have you seen the waiter?

You will love this. (laughs)

Okay. So, see? Now you shake, and it's gone.

So Dad can't bust me

for reading about Jude Law's latest love child

instead of writing my Hamlet paper.

Though, technically, because Jude Law

is playing Hamlet on Broadway,

can't you just argue that it's research?

Not bad.

(both laugh)

Hey, um...

So, I heard through the grapevine

that you're, um, back with Jasper.

Dixon, stay out of it.

Annie, look. I just don't get it.

Yeah, well, you don't have to.

Look, that guy is bad news. You got to see that.

Yeah, look, stop.

Okay, seriously,

I don't want to talk to you about Jasper.

And we've been getting along lately.

Let's not mess it up.

Okay?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

(chuckles)

I actually kind of like that we've been getting along.

I'll talk to you later.

Good night.

(sighs)

NAVID: Hello? Dixon?

Hey, Navid.

Yeah, yeah. It's Dixon.

Um...

About the Jasper plan? I'm in.

IVY: Liam! What's up?

Hey.

So, how are things?

Good, good.

Go on. How was the big date with the big "N"?

(chuckles)

What?

Nothing, just...

Isn't it kind of weird?

Can we talk about that?

Uh, no, not for me.

Liam, get over yourself 'cause I did.

Seriously, what, you think

I'm in love with you or something?

Get real!

Whatever. I'll just ask Naomi myself.

You know she gave me a pocketbook?

Seriously?

Well, yeah. We're, like, buds.

Okay, look, between you and me,

the date didn't go so well.

You serious?

Yeah, it was awkward and just... weird.

Wow, I'm sorry, man.

Yeah, it sucked.

Okay, but you know

you win some, you lose some.

It was worth a shot, I guess.

Right? Yeah.

It was worth a shot.

I got it.

Hey, Mrs. List,

do you mind if I go leave a note on my dad's desk?

Go right ahead.

Cool. I'll wait

right here for you, bro. Cool.

NAVID: Uh, nice blouse, Mrs. L.

Okay, files... files.

The paisley's really

working for you.

All right.

Hey, have you seen Silver?

Um, no.

Oh, shoot. I really need to talk to her.

Is everything okay?

No, it's not.

What's going on?

Come on. You can tell me.

(sighs)

I had my first date with Liam last night

and it was terrible.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

We had absolutely nothing to say to each other.

I don't get it.

How could things

between such good-looking people be so boring?!

You're probably nervous.

And he was probably nervous.

You both just wanted it to be perfect,

you know? It wasn't perfect.

It wasn't even passable.

I think we lost our spark.

Maybe we have no chemistry anymore.

Don't give up.

This is Liam we're talking about.

You've waited so long.

Maybe we waited too long.

Maybe we missed our moment.

I don't believe that.

I think there was just a lot of build-up. That's all.

And if chemistry is what you're worried about,

I think there's a pretty clear way

to test that out.

Oh. Well.

You could be right. (chuckles)

Thanks, Ade.

Of course. Anytime.

Hey, Silver and I are going to Allison's sister's

21st birthday party.

I think

you should come with us.

I'd love to.

Good.

Oh...

(printer whirring)

(chuckles)

Come to Papa.

NAVID: Whoa, whoa, look who's here.

Uh, Principal Wilson in the house.

Hey, yo.

Looks like you lost some weight. Am I right?

Yeah, could be. Might have dropped a couple of pounds.

Well, wow, you look fantastic, just, uh... fantastic.

Well, yeah, thank you.

Thank you.

(Harry humming)

Hey, Dad!

Um, I was just about to leave you a note

tell you I was going to Navid's

house, but you know,

you're here.

Guess I don't have to.

Uh, see you later.

Okay.

And we'll see you later.

Get it? Yeah.

Bye. Bye.

Annie, hey.

Hey. All right,

you ready to do some sucking up to the superintendent?

I'd be delighted. Okay.

Ooh! Ooh!

Hey. Hi.

Hello, Kelly.

Quite a turnout.

Yes, this is quite a turnout.

Definitely.

Um, you know what?

I was just on my way to talk to some boosters.

So I'll see you guys later.

See? That wasn't so bad, was it?

No, it wasn't.

But I'm gonna go talk to her.

What?

MAN: Can I take your coats, please?

NAOMI: Uh, no, I'm fine. Thank you.

ADRIANNA: Aren't you gonna be warm?

Uh! I'd feel naked without it.

Why? Because I'm naked without it.

Nao... What?! Really?

Okay,

Ade and I came up with this

master plan to test mine and Liam's chemistry.

Didn't we, Ade? This was your idea?

Not exactly. I mean, did you even ask Liam

if he was coming tonight?

Why wouldn't he be?

Um, because he's not exactly Mr. Social.

Okay, something tells me Ade's plan was not completely

thought through. Ade's plan?!

I did not tell her to come to the Beach Club naked!

Yes. You practically did.

Shut up! Drinks!

To enforced dress codes.

(laughs sarcastically)

Oh, my God, there's rum in here.

Yes, there is.

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Totally.

I'm fine.

I mean, it happens.

So, no Liam?

No, I haven't seen him.

Shoot. I'm getting warm.

Keep the jacket on.

Uh, I'm going to run to the ladies' room.

I will be right back.

We'll be over here.

(both laugh)

(sighs)

(sniffling)

GIA: Hello.

Oh... hey. Hey. It's Adrianna.

Look, something just happened,

and, um...

I was wondering maybe you'd want to meet up

because I could really use someone to talk to.

Sure.

I'm at a party at the Beach Club.

Well, you're in luck.

Nice sweater.

Everything okay?

I don't know.

I accidentally drank some rum and Coke.

Just a sip, but the taste...

I'm freaking out.

Of course you are. It triggered something.

I mean, you start second- guessing yourself, you know?

Did I know

there was alcohol in the drink?

Did I want to screw up?

I took a sip and I'm still here.

It's not the end of the world.

Okay, stop torturing yourself.

No, I should have been more responsible.

This is my fault.

I'm at a party where people are drinking.

Look, this whole sober living thing-- it's a process.

It's going to take some time, okay?

(sighs)

(chatting indistinctly)

Thank you. Excuse me.

I'm so sorry to interrupt.

Can I borrow you for a second?

I would love to talk to you alone.

(chuckles)

Excuse me.

Let's talk about

that little crush you have on my husband.

Okay, look, there is no reason for you

to feel threatened.

(sighs) No.

I'm not threatened.

I'm annoyed.

I'm sorry that you're annoyed.

That was not my intention.

Well, enlighten me.

What was your intention?

What, to-to break up my marriage?

No, absolutely not.

I...

I've been through a lot with my mom lately,

and Harry ended up

being someone that I could talk to.

Someone that I could lean on.

And you're right. I shouldn't have.

But you have to know that the minute I felt

that there was anything like a crush--

I hate using that word...

...I steered clear of him.

I did not want to cross that line.

You have to believe me.

I'm not that person anymore.

You see that buoy down there?

Damn.

That was close.

Not really. Okay.

You try.

I don't want to throw rocks.

Okay.

You want to go see a movie?

They're playing this Bollywood movie Three Idiots.

No. I hate movies with subtitles.

Since when?

Since forever.

I like to watch movies, not read them.

Oh, you should have told me.

I mean, we've seem so many foreign films.

Whatever. Now you know.

Oh, and just so you also know,

uh, most of the movies that we have seen,

I actually kinda hated.

What? Yeah.

I, uh, I could barely keep my eyes open for the most part.

I guess I was trying to impress you,

but I just found them

incredibly boring.

I mean, the plots were all convoluted

and pretentious and... Just stop it.

Just-just stop!

I know

what you're trying to do. You're trying to pick a fight.

But it's not going to work.

Okay?

I'm not going to fall for it.

I just...

Annie...

I love you no matter what movies you like.

Okay?

Because we're not like other couples.

I mean, we're soul mates.

And you know what that means?

Well, it means that soul mates...

...they're forever.

Forever.

Wait, aren't you

forgetting something?

See you at school.

You know what we need to do?

We need to find you a nice, available guy.

Yeah.

Preferably not an actor. Hmm.

Or a teacher.

And ideally...

Straight.

Yeah, that's not gonna be easy.

(giggling)

There's this great yoga class you should try.

In fact, I might go tomorrow morning

if you want to come with me. Sure, I'd love to.

Good, because I think I have someone

you just might be interested in.

KELLY: Hmm, you work fast.

Okay, three letters-- WTF-- spring to mind.

What?

What the frick just happened?

Oh, it turns out her crush wasn't about you at all.

(chuckles)

Well... it had to be a little bit about me.

Nope.

Could've been anyone.

Could've been you, Coach Cooper.

Lou, the gardener.

Lou has the mind of a child.

(giggling)

It's not even the worst part.

Naomi, okay, she unbuttons another button

because now she's sweating.

Oh, no. Yeah!

I know!

I'm, like, please do not let the AC go off tonight.

This girl, I swear,

she is...

Silver, you okay?

Ugh...

Whoa, um, look,

it's gonna be okay, all right?

Hey.

I didn't see you at the Beach Club.

So, I figured I'd come here.

Oh, cool.

Is it, uh, is it hot in here?

Uh, yeah, maybe a little.

Let me see if the heat's on.

I can easily turn it off.

(sighing)

That was, wow. Whoo.

I know, right?

So, um... Anyway...

Hmm? No, what were you saying?

No, nothing.

You?

Nothing, um...

And if you like country music, they have sober line dancing.

Plus, sober roller-skating

and sober bar hopping.

Really?

I'm just kidding.

Yeah, I was gonna say!

Are you feeling any better?

I'm feeling so much better.

Thank you so much for everything.

My pleasure.

Oh, no. What?

My ex-girlfriend just walked in with the new girl she's seeing.

Oh, no.

I can't believe this is happening.

She's totally flaunting that she's moved on.

God, I must look like such a loser.

Trust me, you don't look like a loser.

But...

But what?

Your ex looks jealous.

I think she thinks we're together.

I'm sure she doesn't.

I bet she does now.

(chuckles)

Why'd you do that?

I don't know.

You helped me out tonight, and I wanted to help you.

I can't believe I was actually thinking

about giving him another chance after the break.

Why can't I just get it?

He's a player.

Silver, wait, um...

Look, there's something I gotta tell you.

The truth is...

I like you.

What?

Look, when I said our kiss didn't mean anything,

I was lying.

I couldn't stop thinking about it during the break.

Dixon...

No.

Anything and everything I said during the breakup,

just forget about it.

Because I'm crazy about you.

Silver...

Can you just give me another chance?

(sobbing)

(chimes)

(grunting)

(clanging)

(sobbing)

I think you're gonna like Kai.

He's very cute, very available.

And very coming towards us right now.

(Kelly giggling)

Debbie.

How are you? Hey.

I noticed you weren't in class yesterday.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah, it's fine.

Harry and I just had a function.

Kai, I want you to meet my friend, Kelly.

This is Kelly's first time here, but I told her all about you.

Nice to meet you, Kelly.

So, have you given any more thought

about the Ojai retreat?

'Cause I think you could really benefit from those classes.

You know, I don't think I'm gonna be able to swing it,

but Kelly might be free that weekend.

Cool.

I better start class.

Well, cute, right?

Totally, yeah,

but he's obviously way into you.

Oh, no, no, don't be ridiculous.

Well, he's a little touchy-feely,

but that's just his yoga shtick.

He does that with everybody.

KAI: Let's all take our first position, please.

Arms to your side.

Let's close our eyes.

Breathe in...

Out.

Breathe in.

Out.

(kids chattering)

What's going on?

Apparently they're doing random locker searches.

Something to do with drugs.

Huh, now what do you suppose could have prompted that?

No idea.

HARRY: 31-25-32.

This one's clear.

Uh, 143...

...32-37.

Found something here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not mine.

Navid, is this your locker?

Well, yeah, but that's impossible.

You better come with us.

No... Come on.

Let's go.

Come on. Okay, it's not what you think.

Can I please explain?