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Riot Rivers!
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Aah!
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‐Riot Rivers!
‐
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HOMER
Honey, are you in there?
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Yes.
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‐Riot Rivers!
‐Aah!
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Ri‐ot Riv‐ers! Ri‐ot Riv‐ers!
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There it is! Turn!
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‐
‐Calm down!
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I'm not gonna miss
your stupid water park.
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It's not stupid.
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Riot Rivers was the
greatest summer job I ever had.
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Getting paid to watch people
of all ages eat it,
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again and again.
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Just eatin' it so hard!
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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♪ I wanna rock ♪
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♪ Rock! ♪
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‐♪ I want to rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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Wait a minute.
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They did a documentary
about this place.
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No, it didn't
happen that way.
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There was different music.
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Hmm?
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Quiet Rivers?!
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They changed the "ruh"
to a "qwah."
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Did you know about this?
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I told you they changed the name
before we left.
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I thought you were joking.
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That's the problem
with you, Marge.
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You're always kidding around.
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HOMER
Oh...
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Oh!
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Come on!
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See? They turned all the super
cool rides into baby rides.
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And the teens working here‐‐
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they're not even laughing
at the kids wiping out.
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They're loading them in
feet first.
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Hey! Where are your cutoffs?
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Are you even high?
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There's nothing worse
in this universe
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than a ride steering wheel
that does nothing.
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No, it does something.
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It makes the frog smile.
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‐
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Oh, man, swim diapers.
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I remember those.
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True freedom.
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I could tell you some stories.
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Can we leave yet?
Can we leave yet?
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Aw, you kids don't know,
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but this place
used to be so bitchin'.
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And the best slide of all
was right over there.
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Think of it.
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90% of all hospitalizations
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off just one ride!
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I wonder...
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It's still here.
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The Devil's Deluge had
the longest lines,
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the scariest turns,
even its own ambulance!
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Hello, my love.
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Did you miss me?
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Wow.
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‐Looks dry.
‐
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And dangerous.
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Children, behold the deluge.
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For today,
we punch fear in the face
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and steal death's girlfriend,
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as we truly live
for the first time.
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Also, this is
now the only way down.
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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‐Branch!
‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
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‐♪ Rock! ♪
‐Possums!
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O‐possums!
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‐♪ I want to rock ♪
‐
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♪ Rock! ♪
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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Oh, man, I saw my life flash
before my eyes.
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I've had an awesome life.
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Oh, look at those smiles.
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I knew
you guys could have fun here.
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Yeah, nothing gets
the heart pumping
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like a brush with... nothing.
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Um, I don't feel so good.
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Aw. The quiet rivers
in my tummy are becoming...
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raging waters.
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Upstairs or downstairs?
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‐Both!
‐Both!
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Uh, out of the water!
Out of the water!
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Not me this time.
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According to these tests,
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your kids' insides
and outsides have been exposed
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to a toxic mix
of 30‐year‐old hairspray,
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hot dog water, opossum dander,
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and a grab bag of intestinal
and skin‐based parasites.
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Oh, my poor queasy babies.
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Hmm. I wonder
why Homer didn't get sick.
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He even went to work today.
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‐Upstairs and downstairs!
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Bart and Lisa will be fine
after a little TLC.
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By TLC, I mean
"taking Lorexo‐Cortisone."
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And by little, I mean
a four‐week intensive regimen.
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Oh, steroids?
Are there any side effects?
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Nothing serious.
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Maybe a little
temporary weight gain.
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Hurry up, kids!
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You don't want to be late
for your first day of school.
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Ah, a new school year.
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Uncracked books, pink erasers,
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a binder where
the rings still meet.
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And I get
to find out what happened
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to those praying mantis eggs
I left in Skinner's office.
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If, uh, we all agree to respect
each other's workspace,
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this, uh, year will go
just fine.
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Oh, look at that belly. Mwah.
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Someone's getting chunky!
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Chunky.
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Off you go.
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Don't want to be late
for school.
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Oh.
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Okay,
forget about what Mom said.
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Don't let it ruin
the first day of school.
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That's the best day of the year!
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Welcome, class.
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This year, we'll be learning
lessons that will stay with you
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for the rest of your lives.
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Calm down. It's okay.
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Attention, students.
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Due to budget cuts,
the following
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after‐school programs have
dance chunk,
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intramural chunk‐ing,
and chunky chunk chunk.
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What is going on with me?
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I'm going chunky.
Aah! I mean, crazy!
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Get a grip.
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‐
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♪ Chunk‐chunky, chunk ♪
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♪ Chunk, chunk! ♪
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Chunk‐chunk!
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Chunky!
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Lisa is soft now.
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‐Hmm?
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Dang, Simpson.
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Have you been to Costco?
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'Cause you're carrying bulk.
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Oh, that's because
of the steroids I was taking.
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‐You see, my mom...
‐Steroids!
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‐Nice!
‐Yeah, badass!
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Like I was saying,
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I've been juicing pretty hard
all summer.
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Had to stop
because I beat up my dad.
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Roid rage!
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No more hanging out with
those babies for you, Simpson.
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Today, you become a man.
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What is this place?
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It used to be a padded cell
for left‐handed kids.
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Welcome to the Meat Castle.
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Say goodbye to your victim bod.
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Your shred‐ucation begins today.
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‐
‐Yeah. Swole!
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‐
‐Swole! Swole. Swole. Swole!
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I'm living every kid's dream‐‐
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to be accepted
by his tormentors.
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MARGE
Someone's getting chunky!
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Oh, honey,
you seem down in the dumps.
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And I know why.
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You do?
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Because it's really hard
to talk about when...
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Of course. I don't know
what I was thinking...
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by not taking you shopping
for back‐to‐school clothes.
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Wait, wha...?
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Oh. Nothing upside downs
my frowns
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like a girls' trip to the mall.
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I don't know, Mom.
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I'm just not feeling it.
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Mm.
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Can I get it? Can I get it?
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Hmm. I'm not sure that's a fit.
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Are you positive
that's the eight‐year‐old size?
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Oh, super pos.
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Let's upsize her to a ten short.
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‐Get me some tens
out here, Derek.
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The eights are a freaking
disaster on this kid!
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Forget it, Mom. Let's just go.
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Nuh‐uh.
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We're not leaving this mall
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until we find you
a really fun ensemble.
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That is so the look.
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Yes, I think that is the look.
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Mom, it's too big!
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No, it's not.
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It's very flattering.
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It's not your job
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to constantly comment
on my appearance!
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But, honey, I could never
pull that off.
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On you, it's so eye‐catching.
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Oh, you are slaying those tens.
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Do you really think I want
to call attention to myself?!
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Ugh! Get this thing off of me!
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Okay, why don't you give these
a try?
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No!
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Um, let's take
a little fro‐yo break.
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You can't fix everything
with fro‐yo!
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That's what you acted like
before the medicine.
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Young lady, in this family, we
put clothing back on the hanger
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so the salesperson will think
we're classy!
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Why are you acting
like such a cranky pants?
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Stop talking
to me about clothes!
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How's everything going in here?
I brought twelves.
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Do we need more twelves in here?
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This mall is an assault
on human dignity!
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I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it! I hate it!
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‐
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If they ask
who helped you today,
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remember, I'm Shauna.
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They don't respect you
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unless you insult them
just a little bit.
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‐Girls?
‐Cops.
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‐For real.
‐Yeah. Def. Yeah.
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Oh, look who got a visit
from the pube fairy.
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Dude, those aren't pubes.
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Yeah‐huh.
Everything new is a pube.
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So, Simpson, you got your eyes
on any ladies?
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Uh, yeah, I'm talking to
a couple dozen honeys right now.
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I'm in love with most of 'em,
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but right now, I want
to keep my focus on the gym.
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‐
‐Pizza rolls are hot!
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Uh, what about our reps?
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There's plenty of time
for that...
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after a weight fight!
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Working out is awesome!
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We don't slam doors
in this house!
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So, uh, how was the mall?
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Apparently, I'm the worst mother
in the world for being nice.
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Lisa had a huge tantrum in
front of the cell phone jewelry.
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I've asked her a hundred times
what the problem is,
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and she won't tell me.
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Can you talk to her?
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Of course, honey.
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Time for me to earn
my "World's Greatest Dad" mug.
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You bought that for yourself
in the hospital gift shop
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while I was giving birth.
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We both left with something
special that day.
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Honey,
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if something's bothering you,
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you got to let it out.
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Like swallowed burps,
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buried feelings can burst out
at the worst possible...
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Mom called me "chunky."
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Oh, my God.
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Marge did the one thing no
parent is ever supposed to do‐‐
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acknowledge what their children look like!
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Oh, what do I say
to make it better?
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I know. I'll tell her
Marge isn't her real mother,
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and Lisa and I should pack up
and leave forever.
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No, something
about that feels wrong.
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Hmm, I must use
an entire lifetime
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of fatherly knowledge
to help my daughter.
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Buying versus leasing‐‐
pros and cons.
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How many miles do you think
you'll be driving a year?
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Thanks for trying, Dad.
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That is what
you were doing, right?
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Yes.
264
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,336
I can't expect you
to understand my problem.
265
00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:26,377
I just wish I didn't care
what people think.
266
00:13:26,444 --> 00:13:29,217
Honey, if you didn't care,
you wouldn't be human.
267
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Not human, I say.
268
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Here we are.
269
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When you called for help,
I was hoping you needed someone
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00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,840
to spell‐check
your suicide note.
271
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,078
And just so we're clear,
you dented cue ball,
272
00:13:43,145 --> 00:13:44,882
we're not doing this for you.
273
00:13:44,948 --> 00:13:47,119
We're here for Lisa.
274
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Hey, look who stopped by!
275
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How would you like to go on
a completely spontaneous outing
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with your aunts?
277
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,809
‐Uh...
‐In our world, that's a "yes."
278
00:13:58,876 --> 00:14:01,347
We heard what your mother said.
Not cool.
279
00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:05,322
We only use "chunky"
to describe jewelry and stew.
280
00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:09,297
And since we've had stew
for breakfast...
281
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:13,839
Kid, your Aunt Selma and I have
been called every mean name
282
00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:15,242
in the book.
283
00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:18,281
You just got
to let it roll off your back.
284
00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:19,718
But how?
285
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,589
♪ When the world ♪
286
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:24,528
♪ Hurts your feelings ♪
287
00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:29,303
♪ And on certain words
you tend to dwell ♪
288
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:34,280
♪ Then live life
like your aunties ♪
289
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:37,654
♪ And tell the jerks
to go to hell ♪
290
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:42,263
♪ This is the dawning of
the age of who gives a crap ♪
291
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:45,369
♪ The age of who gives a crap ♪
292
00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:51,915
‐♪ Who gives a crap ♪
‐
293
00:14:51,982 --> 00:14:56,491
♪ Who gives a crap... ♪
294
00:14:56,558 --> 00:14:59,297
♪ Muffin tops,
jowls and crow's feet ♪
295
00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:02,002
♪ Droopy boobs
and no thigh gap ♪
296
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,973
♪ Chicken skin and body odor ♪
297
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,377
♪ Chin hairs
that need some trimmin' ♪
298
00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:08,516
♪ All these things
that's wrong with women ♪
299
00:15:08,582 --> 00:15:11,855
♪ It's all good,
just go on livin' ♪
300
00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:16,732
♪ Who gives a crap... ♪
301
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:21,709
♪ Who gives a crap? ♪
302
00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:32,196
Lisa, your dad told me
why you've been upset.
303
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,335
I'm so sorry for what I said.
304
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,809
It was a mistake,
and I feel terrible.
305
00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,613
Thanks, Mom,
but spending the afternoon
306
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,552
with Aunt Patty and Selma
made me feel a lot better
307
00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,055
about myself.
308
00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:48,027
And also, a lot worse
about everyone else.
309
00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:51,134
Mm. Why couldn't I just
keep my mouth shut?
310
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,073
After all, now
that you're off the steroids,
311
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,144
soon you'll be back to normal.
312
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,916
And you'll be my perfect
little girl again.
313
00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:01,254
So, we all better now?
314
00:16:17,219 --> 00:16:18,889
Ooh, how about this one?
315
00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:20,560
It has a lot of notes.
316
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:22,129
I know you like those.
317
00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:24,233
Don't pretend
you know what I like.
318
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,574
Oh, can you just tell me
why we're back to glowering?!
319
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,477
‐Huh?
‐Marge,
320
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:32,416
I know all about the rough patch
you're having with Lisa.
321
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:35,756
I went through the exact same
thing with Milhouse.
322
00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,727
We're so similar, you and I.
323
00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,063
Are we, though?
324
00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:41,969
Look, I don't just give
this name to everybody.
325
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,941
Just my best girlfriends.
326
00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:46,578
Hmm.
327
00:16:46,645 --> 00:16:48,081
Hypnotherapy?
328
00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:50,620
Isn't that a little... woo‐woo?
329
00:16:50,686 --> 00:16:52,590
Dr. Sage is amazing.
330
00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:55,930
We went in not speaking,
and after one session,
331
00:16:55,997 --> 00:16:59,003
‐we're back in the tub together!
‐Mm.
332
00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:01,240
‐
333
00:17:02,944 --> 00:17:04,614
Oh.
334
00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:07,219
What's up, workout bros?
335
00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:10,860
Who wants toaster strudel?
Extra glaze packets!
336
00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:13,131
‐Hmm?
‐
337
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,538
Guys, look out!
There's girls in here.
338
00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:19,176
They're called girlfriends,
baby dork.
339
00:17:19,243 --> 00:17:21,848
Well, Jimbo and Flor
haven't made it official,
340
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,719
but we're all hopeful.
341
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,221
We don't do labels!
342
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,292
But‐but I thought
we came here to work out
343
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,198
and‐and microwave golf balls
and talk about girls,
344
00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:31,535
but not real ones!
345
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:35,108
I thought we were big boys!
346
00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:48,902
So dawn bros down to day.
347
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:52,376
Nothing swole can stay.
348
00:18:00,258 --> 00:18:03,799
Marge, Lisa, today,
we'll be using hypnotherapy
349
00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:05,703
as a tool that builds empathy
350
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:09,678
by exploring the landscapes
of each other's minds.
351
00:18:09,744 --> 00:18:12,315
I'm sorry. I just find it
a little hard to believe
352
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,453
that everything's going
to be solved just because
353
00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:17,292
you swing a gold pocket watch
in front of my face.
354
00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,998
Oh, hypnotism
has come a long way
355
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,535
since pocket watches.
356
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,876
Now, look into Dr. Mysterio's
Mesmerific Hypnowheel.
357
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,657
Spinny thing.
358
00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:36,965
Where are we?
359
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,736
We're in my mind,
360
00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:42,375
and I thought this woman was
a total quack.
361
00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:44,814
I can hear everything
you're saying.
362
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:46,117
Sorry.
363
00:18:46,183 --> 00:18:47,787
It's so nice here.
364
00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:50,425
I feel like
I should take my shoes off.
365
00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:53,966
There's a Zen garden,
a waterfall.
366
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:56,972
Chunky!
367
00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:59,544
And it's taking up
so much space!
368
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:02,517
Look what it's done
to the Powerpuff Girls.
369
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,225
What if I never get "Chunky"
out of my head?
370
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,798
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
371
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:13,004
If I put it there,
then I'm going to get it out.
372
00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,749
Oh.
373
00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:22,723
I never realized
how much power my words have.
374
00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:25,663
Now that you've explored
Lisa's subconscious,
375
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:28,735
perhaps we should travel
to Marge's.
376
00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:30,840
I have one of those?
377
00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:32,844
My old bedroom.
378
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,348
This must be one of my memories.
379
00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:39,122
Mom, what do you think
of my new haircut?
380
00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:40,693
It's nice, but I do think
381
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:44,534
longer hair complements
your plain features.
382
00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,677
"Plain." Oh, my God.
383
00:19:49,744 --> 00:19:53,284
I don't remember her saying
that, but now I know why
384
00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:56,290
it's been in my head
every waking minute.
385
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:04,641
Oh, Lisa, now I know
exactly how I made you feel.
386
00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:07,847
Now I know exactly how you felt.
387
00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,951
I love you!
388
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,065
I love both of you!
389
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,502
I guess the hurtful things
390
00:20:18,568 --> 00:20:21,875
your mother says to you
never totally disappear.
391
00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:24,614
Maybe they don't,
but I really believe
392
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,551
that if you're aware of them,
393
00:20:26,618 --> 00:20:30,124
those words will lose
their power over you...
394
00:20:30,191 --> 00:20:35,368
very, very, very slowly.
395
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,871
If at all.
396
00:20:36,938 --> 00:20:39,076
But probably not.
397
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,636
I wonder if everyone has words
398
00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,941
from their childhood stuck
inside their heads.
399
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,810
Ah, lazy.
400
00:21:29,944 --> 00:21:31,581
Shh!
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