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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,689 --> 00:00:18,686 - Move, move, move! 2 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,436 I don't believe this! 3 00:00:21,956 --> 00:00:23,548 Are you kidding me? 4 00:00:23,548 --> 00:00:26,488 High school's pathetic enough without this nonsense. 5 00:00:26,488 --> 00:00:27,875 How the hell did I get here? 6 00:00:29,438 --> 00:00:30,852 - Check it out, Josh Kruger. 7 00:00:30,852 --> 00:00:31,835 Guess what? 8 00:00:31,835 --> 00:00:33,835 Your name was chosen out of 500,000 entries. 9 00:00:33,835 --> 00:00:35,142 You and your entire senior class 10 00:00:35,142 --> 00:00:36,860 are going to party with Carmen Electra 11 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:40,009 on your own private island courtesy of MTV. 12 00:00:40,009 --> 00:00:41,142 - Whoa, whoa, wait. 13 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,358 - No way, no way, no way! 14 00:00:42,358 --> 00:00:44,275 We won the MTV contest! 15 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,867 - Scammed by my own little sister on live TV. 16 00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:51,233 Entered me without even asking. 17 00:00:51,233 --> 00:00:52,316 She was dead. 18 00:00:53,231 --> 00:00:54,064 - Oh, my god! 19 00:00:54,064 --> 00:00:54,897 Oh, my god! 20 00:00:54,897 --> 00:00:56,481 Shout out to my girls Sandy, Cathy! 21 00:00:56,481 --> 00:00:58,566 And to all the hot guys in the Game Club! 22 00:00:58,566 --> 00:00:59,937 Justin Timberlake, if you're watching! 23 00:00:59,937 --> 00:01:01,809 - I'm going to kill you! 24 00:01:06,629 --> 00:01:09,545 ♪ Look at how fast the young man rose up ♪ 25 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:12,975 ♪ Goes up ahead of the other ones ♪ 26 00:01:12,975 --> 00:01:14,245 - Let me just say this. 27 00:01:14,245 --> 00:01:16,065 Winning some massive MTV contest 28 00:01:16,065 --> 00:01:18,417 was the last thing I needed. 29 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:20,671 My girlfriend had recently dumped me 30 00:01:20,671 --> 00:01:23,284 and I was in no shape to be shipped off to some island 31 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:27,451 in the middle of nowhere to hang with Carmen Electra. 32 00:01:28,874 --> 00:01:31,002 My class was psyched. 33 00:01:31,002 --> 00:01:33,828 For them, this was the ultimate school trip. 34 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:37,915 I just wanted to hurl myself into the sea. 35 00:01:37,915 --> 00:01:40,894 The pack, pop music, the whole party thing, 36 00:01:40,894 --> 00:01:43,263 I was never really into it. 37 00:01:43,263 --> 00:01:45,691 Add in my ex was along for the ride. 38 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:48,754 I don't think my life could suck any worse. 39 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,142 Look, don't get me wrong. 40 00:01:55,142 --> 00:01:57,548 It's not that I'm against having a good time. 41 00:01:57,548 --> 00:02:01,101 I just don't like being told how and when to do it. 42 00:02:01,101 --> 00:02:03,918 Now, thanks to my scheming little sister, 43 00:02:03,918 --> 00:02:05,061 I was hosting the kind of party 44 00:02:05,061 --> 00:02:07,915 I would never even be invited to. 45 00:02:07,915 --> 00:02:09,846 I had no idea how I was going to survive 46 00:02:09,846 --> 00:02:12,096 all this joyful exuberance. 47 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:14,809 At least I had my best friends with me 48 00:02:14,809 --> 00:02:18,153 to keep me from losing my mind. 49 00:02:18,153 --> 00:02:19,582 Nothing I like better than vacationing 50 00:02:19,582 --> 00:02:22,563 with every jackass who's ever tortured me. 51 00:02:22,563 --> 00:02:26,730 I can't believe my stupid sister would do this to me. 52 00:02:28,049 --> 00:02:29,645 - It's just business, Josh. 53 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:31,622 Jen really wanted to win this. 54 00:02:31,622 --> 00:02:32,766 I respect initiative like that. 55 00:02:32,766 --> 00:02:33,989 - You're blinded by lust, Andy. 56 00:02:33,989 --> 00:02:36,317 Hitler had initiative, the Republicans have initiative. 57 00:02:36,317 --> 00:02:37,150 - Martha Stewart. 58 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:37,983 - Right. - Yeah. 59 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,101 - It's what you're initiating that counts. 60 00:02:39,101 --> 00:02:40,268 Remember that. 61 00:02:41,104 --> 00:02:43,310 A blind man can see it. 62 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:45,143 My sister's the Devil. 63 00:02:46,454 --> 00:02:51,350 ♪ 'Cause I got what it takes to stop the party ♪ 64 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:52,657 - Send me to Hell. 65 00:02:52,657 --> 00:02:54,955 ♪ All the freaks on the street want to ride with me ♪ 66 00:02:54,955 --> 00:02:57,322 ♪ Step to me and you'll agree ♪ 67 00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,179 - Yeah, and then we totally went up to her and, 68 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,311 oh my gosh, it was so cool. 69 00:03:01,144 --> 00:03:03,837 - Having a good time? 70 00:03:03,837 --> 00:03:06,451 - Ooh, bitter, dark, sad, Joshie. 71 00:03:06,451 --> 00:03:07,473 Fun, bad. 72 00:03:07,473 --> 00:03:08,945 People, bad. 73 00:03:08,945 --> 00:03:11,724 Why don't you try to relax? 74 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:12,909 - Where did you get the balls to enter me 75 00:03:12,909 --> 00:03:14,300 in this totally disgusting display 76 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,182 of corporate self-promotion? 77 00:03:16,182 --> 00:03:17,015 Were you high? 78 00:03:17,015 --> 00:03:18,955 - I entered everyone I knew over 18. 79 00:03:18,955 --> 00:03:20,059 Who would complain, but you? 80 00:03:20,059 --> 00:03:21,204 - This is my senior class. 81 00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:22,307 You're a Junior. 82 00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:23,537 What the hell? 83 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,537 - Principal Havey loves me. 84 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:26,883 He put me on the VIP list. 85 00:03:26,883 --> 00:03:28,191 - Don't you have any shame? 86 00:03:28,191 --> 00:03:29,500 - Don't you? 87 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,075 Sitting up in your room brooding over Maddy. 88 00:03:32,075 --> 00:03:33,794 When are you gonna get over it? 89 00:03:33,794 --> 00:03:35,616 This is your senior year, Josh. 90 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,618 This is supposed to be the good times. 91 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,418 Maybe even the best times. 92 00:03:39,418 --> 00:03:41,092 - Hit me on the head and stuff me in the crawlspace 93 00:03:41,092 --> 00:03:43,300 if these are the best times. 94 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,937 - Okay, forget that this will be fun 95 00:03:44,937 --> 00:03:47,475 for 99% of the rest of the world. 96 00:03:47,475 --> 00:03:49,967 And forget about how all those people you hate 97 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:52,460 now think you're a hero for winning this. 98 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:54,043 And consider Maddy. 99 00:04:00,183 --> 00:04:02,675 This may be your perfect chance. 100 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:05,925 Maybe your only chance to win her back. 101 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:10,687 - Yep, Maddy got herself a brand new 102 00:04:10,687 --> 00:04:12,975 action hero boyfriend. 103 00:04:12,975 --> 00:04:16,896 She thinks she's found someone just as idealistic as she is. 104 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:18,612 I guess I just never saw the point in doing 105 00:04:18,612 --> 00:04:21,146 all the stuff she wanted me to do. 106 00:04:21,146 --> 00:04:22,862 I just wanted to be with her. 107 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,104 - The circus closes this weekend. 108 00:04:25,104 --> 00:04:26,373 You know how they treat those animals. 109 00:04:26,373 --> 00:04:28,314 We have to protest. 110 00:04:28,314 --> 00:04:31,784 - Can I just write a scathing letter? 111 00:04:31,784 --> 00:04:34,398 - You know what? 112 00:04:34,398 --> 00:04:35,231 Forget it. 113 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:37,999 I need to be with someone who's gonna get off his ass 114 00:04:37,999 --> 00:04:40,860 and do something about the things he believes in. 115 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:43,966 Not just sit around his house spewing complaints. 116 00:04:43,966 --> 00:04:47,477 - You used to think my spew was funny. 117 00:04:47,477 --> 00:04:48,810 - You are funny. 118 00:04:50,952 --> 00:04:53,161 But, it gets old. 119 00:04:53,161 --> 00:04:54,828 - Okay, tough crowd. 120 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:59,941 Must get new material. 121 00:04:59,941 --> 00:05:02,358 Broader, more physical stuff. 122 00:05:04,729 --> 00:05:06,812 - See, that wasn't funny. 123 00:05:11,463 --> 00:05:12,963 Just take me home. 124 00:05:18,661 --> 00:05:20,053 - Oh. 125 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,525 So, I blew it. 126 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:22,831 And now she's with a guy who thinks he's 127 00:05:22,831 --> 00:05:26,432 the next President of the United States. 128 00:05:26,432 --> 00:05:29,291 - You know, as the next generation of leaders, 129 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:31,414 we have a responsibility. 130 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,519 Check this. 131 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:35,798 The estimated rate of extinction of plant and animal species 132 00:05:35,798 --> 00:05:38,739 in rainforest ecosystems such as these 133 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:42,252 is in excess of 50,000 every year. 134 00:05:42,252 --> 00:05:45,074 - Say, what's up, party monster? 135 00:05:45,074 --> 00:05:46,054 - You okay? 136 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,626 You look a little pale. 137 00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:51,568 - And we're losing roughly 140 species every day. 138 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,897 We really need to protect what's left of our rainforests 139 00:05:53,897 --> 00:05:55,533 and get the logging companies out of there. 140 00:05:55,533 --> 00:05:57,366 - That's my girl, huh? 141 00:05:58,238 --> 00:05:59,790 - Every time there's a party like this, 142 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:01,707 there's always that one idiot who gets 143 00:06:01,707 --> 00:06:05,874 a little too crazy and ruins it for everybody else. 144 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:09,181 I love being that idiot. 145 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,286 Monkey. 146 00:06:16,783 --> 00:06:17,616 - Chill out, man. 147 00:06:17,616 --> 00:06:19,627 - Remind me again why we keep company with him. 148 00:06:19,627 --> 00:06:21,537 - In fourth grade he took on Jimmy Cushing, Eric King, 149 00:06:21,537 --> 00:06:22,763 and both their older brothers 150 00:06:22,763 --> 00:06:24,319 while they were kicking our asses. 151 00:06:24,319 --> 00:06:25,301 - Watch, MTV! 152 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,403 Watch me! 153 00:06:26,403 --> 00:06:27,408 - He sprayed Silly String in their eyes 154 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:30,267 and got his ass kicked, too. 155 00:06:30,267 --> 00:06:32,434 - The thought that counts. 156 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:38,286 - This is so cool. 157 00:06:38,286 --> 00:06:40,042 I can't believe I'm finally a VJ. 158 00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:41,640 - You're on a test deal. 159 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,473 Choke out here once, newbie, 160 00:06:42,473 --> 00:06:43,571 and you're back to making coffee 161 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,370 and picking up dry cleaning. 162 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:46,312 - I'm not worried. 163 00:06:46,312 --> 00:06:47,496 It's gonna be a great gig. 164 00:06:47,496 --> 00:06:48,561 - Whatever. 165 00:06:48,561 --> 00:06:51,015 I can't wait to get back to TRL in New York. 166 00:06:51,015 --> 00:06:52,664 - TRL. 167 00:06:52,664 --> 00:06:53,932 New York. 168 00:06:53,932 --> 00:06:56,549 You think you can put in a good word for me? 169 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:57,882 - Got any money? 170 00:07:00,308 --> 00:07:01,453 - Oh, yeah. 171 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:02,870 Candy for monkey. 172 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:05,742 - You know, you wouldn't believe the toxic waste 173 00:07:05,742 --> 00:07:06,863 they put in this. 174 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:08,496 Definitely not fit for human consumption. 175 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:09,329 - Not at all. 176 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,162 - Hey, Kruger. 177 00:07:10,162 --> 00:07:11,639 Good job on the big win, man. 178 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:12,949 Thanks for having us all along. 179 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:13,782 - Ah, Newsome. 180 00:07:13,782 --> 00:07:15,115 Pleasure's mine. 181 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:17,832 - Dude, you got a little chocolate 182 00:07:17,832 --> 00:07:18,896 or something on your lip there. 183 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:19,952 - What's your problem, Mr. Pants? 184 00:07:19,952 --> 00:07:20,785 Huh? 185 00:07:20,785 --> 00:07:21,618 You want some monkey? 186 00:07:21,618 --> 00:07:22,510 You want some monkey, don't you? 187 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,409 I got it right here. 188 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:24,242 Right here. 189 00:07:24,242 --> 00:07:25,075 - Stack, whoa. 190 00:07:25,075 --> 00:07:26,128 I got this one. 191 00:07:26,128 --> 00:07:27,045 No, monkey. 192 00:07:28,093 --> 00:07:29,686 Catch you guys later, all right? 193 00:07:29,686 --> 00:07:31,323 - Yeah, come on, Andy. 194 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:32,156 Tango time. 195 00:07:32,156 --> 00:07:32,989 - No, no, no. 196 00:07:32,989 --> 00:07:33,822 I already did. 197 00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:37,703 I do not dance with diseased hooligans. 198 00:07:37,703 --> 00:07:40,536 - Can we not do this whole cliche? 199 00:07:44,487 --> 00:07:47,987 - All right, I'll catch up with you later. 200 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:51,848 - How could you prefer to be with 201 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,441 that phony piece of nonsense? 202 00:07:53,441 --> 00:07:54,524 That haircut. 203 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:57,772 - When are you gonna realize that sarcasm and disdain 204 00:07:57,772 --> 00:07:59,427 is not an ending to itself? 205 00:07:59,427 --> 00:08:01,188 - Well, it depends on the quality of the remark, 206 00:08:01,188 --> 00:08:02,251 don't you think? 207 00:08:02,251 --> 00:08:03,682 - No, I don't. 208 00:08:03,682 --> 00:08:07,483 I already told you, I don't want words, I want action. 209 00:08:07,483 --> 00:08:08,707 - How about reaction? 210 00:08:08,707 --> 00:08:09,540 Check this one out. 211 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:11,608 It's my latest. 212 00:08:11,608 --> 00:08:12,441 Huh? 213 00:08:18,518 --> 00:08:20,601 Chase Newsome's not the answer. 214 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,101 Talk about posers. 215 00:08:23,418 --> 00:08:26,075 At least you know where I stand. 216 00:08:29,545 --> 00:08:30,378 Whoa. 217 00:08:31,306 --> 00:08:33,265 - Josh Kruger. 218 00:08:33,265 --> 00:08:34,757 Lil Mindi. 219 00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:36,595 Hey, you ready to meet Carmen Electra? 220 00:08:36,595 --> 00:08:37,695 - Did you see that? 221 00:08:37,695 --> 00:08:38,554 - Don't you play me now. 222 00:08:38,554 --> 00:08:40,554 You got backstage passes. 223 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:44,150 - Did somebody say backstage passes? 224 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,134 - You guys are clear. 225 00:08:45,134 --> 00:08:47,843 Come on in, but no sudden movements. 226 00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:50,304 - Eightball, where's my black fishnets? 227 00:08:50,304 --> 00:08:51,137 - Huh? 228 00:08:51,137 --> 00:08:51,970 Fishnets, yeah. 229 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:55,868 They're in the trunk behind the dressing table. 230 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:56,701 - Oh, hi. 231 00:08:58,684 --> 00:08:59,624 - What up, girl. 232 00:08:59,624 --> 00:09:01,955 Got a fan of yours over here. 233 00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:03,455 - So, you're Josh. 234 00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:07,266 You seem so familiar. 235 00:09:07,266 --> 00:09:08,574 - Really? 236 00:09:08,574 --> 00:09:10,885 - You didn't mail me a six-foot nude sculpture of myself 237 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,722 made out of rubber cement? 238 00:09:12,722 --> 00:09:14,029 - No. 239 00:09:14,029 --> 00:09:16,110 No, I made mine out of Silly Putty. 240 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,316 - You're funny. 241 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:19,149 - Oh, my god! 242 00:09:19,149 --> 00:09:20,807 This is totally the best! 243 00:09:20,807 --> 00:09:22,157 I can't believe I'm here with you. 244 00:09:22,157 --> 00:09:22,990 Here, Josh. 245 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:24,407 Take our picture. 246 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:29,901 Oh, my god. 247 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:30,779 Thank you, you're so cool. 248 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:31,612 - Aw, you're so sweet. 249 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,445 Thank you. 250 00:09:32,445 --> 00:09:33,353 - Thank you. 251 00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:34,186 - Carmen, you should decide 252 00:09:34,186 --> 00:09:35,428 what you're wearing tonight. 253 00:09:35,428 --> 00:09:36,261 - I know. 254 00:09:36,261 --> 00:09:38,016 I'm so out of it before a show. 255 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:38,849 Would you guys help me pick? 256 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:39,682 - Really? 257 00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:40,515 - Yeah. 258 00:09:40,515 --> 00:09:41,348 Come on. 259 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,413 - Oh, my god. 260 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:43,965 - I hate making decisions. 261 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:44,798 - Oh, I know. 262 00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:45,631 Me, too. 263 00:09:45,631 --> 00:09:46,464 Totally. 264 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,476 - Do you like this one? 265 00:09:48,476 --> 00:09:49,455 - Oh, wow. 266 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:51,146 - Oh, that's so nice. 267 00:09:51,146 --> 00:09:54,701 - Got a lot of decent stuff here. 268 00:09:54,701 --> 00:09:57,618 Radiohead, Queens of the Stone Age. 269 00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:00,875 Ramones? 270 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,263 All right. 271 00:10:02,263 --> 00:10:04,296 - Always been a rock girl. 272 00:10:04,296 --> 00:10:05,726 - Ramones are the best. 273 00:10:05,726 --> 00:10:08,501 Joey was totally underrated in his day. 274 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:10,013 - Right on. 275 00:10:10,013 --> 00:10:12,140 A man with taste. 276 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,817 You seen Rock 'n' Roll High School? 277 00:10:13,817 --> 00:10:15,267 - Own the DVD. 278 00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:16,615 - You know who I love? 279 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,698 Hillary Duff. 280 00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:21,680 - Carmen, hair and wardrobe? 281 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,513 - All right, you guys. 282 00:10:22,513 --> 00:10:24,930 I have to get ready, but maybe after the show 283 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:28,597 we could hang out and talk more about music. 284 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:30,299 - Okay. 285 00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:31,132 Yeah. 286 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,344 - Okay, nice to meet you. 287 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:34,019 - Nice to meet you. 288 00:10:34,019 --> 00:10:34,852 - Bye. 289 00:10:37,741 --> 00:10:38,574 Bye. 290 00:10:38,574 --> 00:10:40,008 - Bye. 291 00:10:40,008 --> 00:10:41,602 - Oh, yeah! 292 00:10:41,602 --> 00:10:42,705 - Remember, stay behind me. 293 00:10:42,705 --> 00:10:43,538 Behind me. 294 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:45,564 What's up, y'all? 295 00:10:45,564 --> 00:10:47,694 Are you ready to get busy? 296 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:49,860 No doubt, no doubt. 297 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:51,375 Now, give a big island welcome 298 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:54,684 to the Goddess of the Tropics, Miss Carmen Electra. 299 00:10:54,684 --> 00:10:55,934 - Check it out! 300 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,910 - Hey, back it up, buddy. 301 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,098 Right there. 302 00:11:02,098 --> 00:11:03,515 Stay right there. 303 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:16,734 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 304 00:11:16,734 --> 00:11:20,784 ♪ Jungle love ♪ 305 00:11:20,784 --> 00:11:24,218 ♪ Temperature's risin' ♪ 306 00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:28,424 ♪ Got me burnin', burnin', burnin' up ♪ 307 00:11:28,424 --> 00:11:32,877 ♪ And I can't control it ♪ 308 00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:36,559 ♪ I'm in flames ♪ 309 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:38,481 ♪ It's a wild thing, baby ♪ 310 00:11:38,481 --> 00:11:41,141 ♪ That can't be tamed ♪ 311 00:11:41,141 --> 00:11:46,141 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 312 00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:51,150 ♪ Fire, fire ♪ 313 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:55,193 ♪ Sweaty and sweet ♪ 314 00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:58,834 ♪ When we kiss ♪ 315 00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:03,370 ♪ Can you feel the, feel the, feel the heat ♪ 316 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:07,437 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 317 00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:10,302 ♪ We got it bad ♪ 318 00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:11,755 - What's with our boy over there? 319 00:12:11,755 --> 00:12:15,841 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 320 00:12:15,841 --> 00:12:17,801 - He shouldn't stand there. 321 00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:20,743 I mean, he could experience significant hearing damage. 322 00:12:20,743 --> 00:12:23,808 At the very least, tinnitus. 323 00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:27,201 ♪ Temperature's risin' ♪ 324 00:12:27,201 --> 00:12:31,409 ♪ Got me burnin', burnin', burnin' up ♪ 325 00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:35,496 ♪ And I can't control it ♪ 326 00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:37,913 - You've gotta be kidding me. 327 00:12:40,848 --> 00:12:42,812 - There's your 15 minutes, Joshie. 328 00:12:42,812 --> 00:12:44,280 Choke on it. 329 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,863 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 330 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,373 What's that? 331 00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:56,225 Oh, my god! 332 00:12:56,225 --> 00:12:57,058 Look! 333 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:03,113 - It's coming! 334 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,642 - Go! 335 00:13:26,642 --> 00:13:27,475 Get out! 336 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:28,586 - Eightball, no! 337 00:13:37,189 --> 00:13:39,844 Help! 338 00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:48,254 Somebody help me! 339 00:13:53,782 --> 00:13:55,254 - This is bad. 340 00:13:55,254 --> 00:13:57,087 - No, this is awesome. 341 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:15,286 - Come on. 342 00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:20,775 Worldwide service my ass. 343 00:14:24,718 --> 00:14:25,551 Hey, it's okay. 344 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:26,443 It's okay, hey. 345 00:14:26,443 --> 00:14:27,426 Hey, come here. 346 00:14:27,426 --> 00:14:29,246 It's okay, Chase has got it now. 347 00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:30,079 Come on. 348 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:30,912 Come on, let's buck up. 349 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:31,747 Let's buck up, okay? 350 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:32,580 Let's buck up. 351 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,413 Be a man here. 352 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,246 Let's go, come on. 353 00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:35,746 - Yeah. - Come on. 354 00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:37,905 - I knew it. 355 00:14:37,905 --> 00:14:38,738 I doubted. 356 00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:42,255 I should never doubt myself. 357 00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:43,196 - What? 358 00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:45,486 - We're smack in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. 359 00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:46,319 - Great. 360 00:14:47,406 --> 00:14:49,080 - Could we just go home? 361 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,302 - What about Carmen? 362 00:14:50,302 --> 00:14:51,773 - Death sells, dude. 363 00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:54,598 I mean, her video sales are gonna be like. 364 00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:56,273 - How do you know she's dead? 365 00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:58,276 - You saw, Josh. 366 00:14:58,276 --> 00:14:59,665 She's gone. 367 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,874 - I thought you're such a big fan. 368 00:15:01,874 --> 00:15:04,246 Now you're ready to sell her downriver for what? 369 00:15:04,246 --> 00:15:06,746 - For a 25-foot flying insect. 370 00:15:08,947 --> 00:15:11,073 - We should go after her. 371 00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:12,543 - Yes. 372 00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:14,463 Yes. 373 00:15:14,463 --> 00:15:15,296 I'm down. 374 00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:16,956 I'm totally down. 375 00:15:16,956 --> 00:15:18,653 I want to meet that big buglet. 376 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,126 - I admire your bravery, Josh. 377 00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:23,112 But, this seems a little foolish. 378 00:15:23,112 --> 00:15:25,222 I mean, with the exception of a summer at Weeblo Camp, 379 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:26,937 you have no wilderness training. 380 00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:28,124 Let alone search and rescue. 381 00:15:28,124 --> 00:15:31,067 - And that Weeblo Camp thing wasn't even a whole summer. 382 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,620 We had to come pick you up. 383 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:35,499 - Those fascists made me paint my face and make God's eyes. 384 00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,436 - All right, young people. 385 00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:39,269 Listen up. 386 00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:42,437 I'm Bob Staton. 387 00:15:42,437 --> 00:15:44,277 Producer of the show. 388 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,019 How you guys doing tonight? 389 00:15:47,408 --> 00:15:49,022 All right. 390 00:15:49,022 --> 00:15:52,006 We have an emergency situation here, 391 00:15:52,006 --> 00:15:54,702 so let me tell you what's happening. 392 00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:58,869 Point one, due to unforeseen indigenous animal activity, 393 00:16:00,506 --> 00:16:03,689 Carmen Electra will not be able to complete her performance. 394 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:04,998 - Duh. 395 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,181 - But, I assure you. 396 00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:07,327 We're doing everything we can 397 00:16:07,327 --> 00:16:09,577 to ensure her safe return, okay? 398 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,355 - Uh, what exactly is being done, Bob? 399 00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:15,419 - Please, hold all questions. 400 00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:16,254 Point two. 401 00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:21,198 Tiny electrical storms temporarily interfered 402 00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:24,958 with communications which means that for the time being 403 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,037 we're cut off from the mainland. 404 00:16:32,427 --> 00:16:34,307 Also, our ship's power has gone a little funny, 405 00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:37,334 so we're all gonna have to depend on each other, okay? 406 00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:40,768 - Right, so let's stick together, people. 407 00:16:40,768 --> 00:16:43,550 - You know, I don't recall electing ass boy island leader. 408 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:45,388 - I'm told by our captain that once 409 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:48,137 the navigational equipment is up and running, 410 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,821 we'll be up and running. 411 00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:52,238 So, let's keep it real, okay? 412 00:16:53,706 --> 00:16:57,628 And please proceed in an orderly fashion back to the beach. 413 00:16:57,628 --> 00:16:59,428 The launches are waiting. 414 00:16:59,428 --> 00:17:01,721 Oh, a very special surprise musical guest 415 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,559 will be waiting for you on the party boat 416 00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:06,059 to keep your spirits up, okay? 417 00:17:28,852 --> 00:17:29,915 - Wait! 418 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:30,748 Stop! 419 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,635 Look. 420 00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:38,664 It's easy to be there for a star when they're on top 421 00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:40,463 and number one. 422 00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:45,230 But, the real fans are there in the times of trouble. 423 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,813 Lousy ratings, falling record sales, rehab. 424 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,168 Abduction by flying insects. 425 00:17:54,744 --> 00:17:58,179 I don't claim to have any answers. 426 00:17:58,179 --> 00:18:02,212 I'm not even always sure what I believe. 427 00:18:02,212 --> 00:18:03,379 I'm depressed. 428 00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:09,661 I hate sports, trying to go vegan, 429 00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:13,332 and I'm considering community college 430 00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:15,743 until I figure out what I want to do. 431 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,264 But, I do know one thing. 432 00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:25,028 I'm going after Carmen. 433 00:18:28,948 --> 00:18:30,742 Now, who's with me? 434 00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:48,723 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 435 00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:49,640 Whoa, whoa. 436 00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:53,955 One second there, chief. 437 00:18:53,955 --> 00:18:57,468 If it is your intention to stay here and play hero, 438 00:18:57,468 --> 00:18:59,267 there's something you should know. 439 00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:01,596 Something you all should know. 440 00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:04,596 As it states in your signed waivers, 441 00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:09,280 Staton Productions is not responsible for any bodily harm 442 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,469 including death, dismemberment, et cetera, 443 00:19:12,469 --> 00:19:16,388 during the filming of MTV's Tropical Weekend Getaway. 444 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:19,638 Plainly speaking, you slip off a cliff, 445 00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:23,340 fall into a quicksand pit, 446 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:27,118 get eaten by a bug the size of a hummer, 447 00:19:27,118 --> 00:19:29,569 it's not my problem. 448 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,982 And when the navigational equipment is repaired, 449 00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:35,399 my boat is leaving with, or without, you. 450 00:19:38,892 --> 00:19:41,466 - I'm not getting killed for this. 451 00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,219 I'm out of here. 452 00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:44,052 - Seriously, dude. 453 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,184 I'm not getting killed for this. 454 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,267 - Word. 455 00:19:54,869 --> 00:19:56,301 - Thanks for your support. 456 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:58,979 I'll take that under advisement. 457 00:19:58,979 --> 00:19:59,812 Jackass. 458 00:20:01,882 --> 00:20:03,476 - Some speech, loser. 459 00:20:03,476 --> 00:20:04,862 Didn't know you had it in you. 460 00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:07,233 - Confidentially, I don't really know that I do. 461 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:08,909 - Oh, yes you do, brother. 462 00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:11,849 I mean, you just took your first step into a bold new world. 463 00:20:11,849 --> 00:20:14,344 - A world of unimaginable horror. 464 00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:17,488 - It's gonna be so much fun. 465 00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:19,039 You're such a big boy. 466 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:20,122 Yes, you are. 467 00:20:23,298 --> 00:20:24,932 - I knew the location feed for this place 468 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,341 was too good to be true. 469 00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:28,690 Any news on the surprise guest band? 470 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,891 That chopper should've landed two hours ago. 471 00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:33,713 - We lost radio contact with 'em right before the show, Bob. 472 00:20:33,713 --> 00:20:36,796 They might've went down in the storm. 473 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,154 - Bad day to be famous. 474 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:39,987 - Yeah. 475 00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:41,687 - You know, this was supposed to be my big break. 476 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:43,036 Now, I'll never get to host TRL. 477 00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:44,406 - Are we still getting paid for the whole gig? 478 00:20:44,406 --> 00:20:45,239 - Okay, okay. 479 00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:46,733 Shut up. 480 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:48,984 This may look like a disaster, 481 00:20:48,984 --> 00:20:50,575 but actually this could be the greatest opportunity 482 00:20:50,575 --> 00:20:52,168 any of us is ever gonna get. 483 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,001 - Oh, God. 484 00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:57,116 - Screw MTV and their candy ass variety hour. 485 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:58,888 This. 486 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:00,632 This is high-octane adventure. 487 00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:02,593 Real life and death. 488 00:21:02,593 --> 00:21:04,106 I'll sell it to the highest bidder. 489 00:21:04,106 --> 00:21:05,499 - Where are you going with this, Bob? 490 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:06,930 - Don't you see? 491 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,691 If that pinhead kid does find Carmen 492 00:21:08,691 --> 00:21:12,166 and we capture that on tape, we're made. 493 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,083 - And what if he tanks? 494 00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:17,358 - Then, it's a heart-wrenching tale 495 00:21:17,358 --> 00:21:19,320 of unfailing faith and spirit. 496 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,792 Like Survivor. 497 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:23,162 Either way, the footage will save our ass. 498 00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:24,062 You down? 499 00:21:24,062 --> 00:21:24,895 - You kidding me? 500 00:21:24,895 --> 00:21:27,409 I've been waiting my whole life for something like this. 501 00:21:27,409 --> 00:21:28,242 - You. 502 00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:29,075 - Uh-uh. 503 00:21:29,075 --> 00:21:30,112 I just signed a contract extension. 504 00:21:30,112 --> 00:21:31,420 My job is safe. 505 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:34,570 I ain't going into any jungle wit cha. 506 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:35,653 - I'll do it. 507 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,541 - Sure you will. 508 00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:40,041 - I'll get everything we need. 509 00:21:45,341 --> 00:21:46,424 - Smart girl. 510 00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:53,010 - All right. 511 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,888 I hijacked these from the production. 512 00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:59,055 No telling how long the batteries will hold though. 513 00:22:00,358 --> 00:22:01,858 Check the compass. 514 00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:05,878 Spinning like a dreidel. 515 00:22:05,878 --> 00:22:08,822 Magnetic fluxes like these can last up to 24 hours. 516 00:22:08,822 --> 00:22:11,027 I wouldn't gamble on having more time than that. 517 00:22:11,027 --> 00:22:15,157 But, also count on highly unpredictable weather patterns. 518 00:22:15,157 --> 00:22:15,990 - Andy. 519 00:22:17,366 --> 00:22:18,385 That bag. 520 00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:19,218 When are you gonna realize there's time 521 00:22:19,218 --> 00:22:22,118 to go to your locker between classes? 522 00:22:22,118 --> 00:22:25,062 - Ain't no lockers in the bush. 523 00:22:25,062 --> 00:22:26,062 - Yo, J man. 524 00:22:29,351 --> 00:22:30,371 - What do you want? 525 00:22:30,371 --> 00:22:32,091 - Josh, I believe in what you're doing. 526 00:22:32,091 --> 00:22:33,086 I'd like to offer my support 527 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,559 and we want to document your journey. 528 00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:35,726 - Yeah, right. 529 00:22:36,685 --> 00:22:38,117 - Come on, it'll be fun. 530 00:22:38,117 --> 00:22:39,182 I'll make you look fabulous. 531 00:22:39,182 --> 00:22:40,327 I promise. 532 00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:41,511 - Whatever. 533 00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:42,816 - Attention, students. 534 00:22:42,816 --> 00:22:50,332 The last launches are leaving in five minutes. 535 00:22:51,198 --> 00:22:52,606 - Come on, Maddy, let's go. 536 00:22:52,606 --> 00:22:53,477 The boat's leaving without us. 537 00:22:53,477 --> 00:22:54,310 Let's go. 538 00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:55,398 - No. 539 00:22:55,398 --> 00:22:57,356 I think we should stay. 540 00:22:57,356 --> 00:23:00,046 I think we should help them. 541 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,454 - It might be too late for Carmen, baby. 542 00:23:02,454 --> 00:23:04,037 - What if it's not? 543 00:23:04,987 --> 00:23:06,950 There's always a reason not to do something. 544 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,858 But, when you have the chance you should act. 545 00:23:09,858 --> 00:23:11,651 - Josh, tell us what's on your mind right now. 546 00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:15,082 How do you prepare for a big mission like this? 547 00:23:15,082 --> 00:23:16,881 - Don't you think? 548 00:23:16,881 --> 00:23:18,393 - Yeah, right. 549 00:23:18,393 --> 00:23:20,029 Yeah, absolutely. 550 00:23:20,029 --> 00:23:20,862 Let's go. 551 00:23:30,904 --> 00:23:32,237 - Let's do this. 552 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,580 - Dude, way to go. 553 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,794 You've rallied the troops. 554 00:23:36,794 --> 00:23:38,022 Well done. 555 00:23:38,022 --> 00:23:39,739 But, I think you'll all agree 556 00:23:39,739 --> 00:23:42,518 that in order for this rescue to succeed, 557 00:23:42,518 --> 00:23:45,008 it's gonna come down to strategic planning. 558 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,319 My world. 559 00:23:46,319 --> 00:23:48,364 - You're unbelievable. 560 00:23:48,364 --> 00:23:49,264 - As an Eagle Scout, 561 00:23:49,264 --> 00:23:52,251 I did my fair share of search and rescue. 562 00:23:52,251 --> 00:23:53,518 First thing. 563 00:23:53,518 --> 00:23:56,340 We need to establish a target zone. 564 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:57,283 - Yeah. 565 00:23:57,283 --> 00:23:58,751 The thing flew off towards the big mountain. 566 00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,549 That's where we're headed. 567 00:24:00,549 --> 00:24:01,818 - Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. 568 00:24:01,818 --> 00:24:03,289 Mountain's the rallying point. 569 00:24:03,289 --> 00:24:04,517 All right, let's lock and load, people. 570 00:24:04,517 --> 00:24:06,100 Let's go, let's go. 571 00:24:09,747 --> 00:24:11,544 We're on the move. 572 00:24:17,715 --> 00:24:19,801 - Hey, I got your back, bro. 573 00:24:19,801 --> 00:24:20,744 Okay? 574 00:24:20,744 --> 00:24:21,848 - I know you do. 575 00:24:21,848 --> 00:24:22,981 - Well, look. 576 00:24:22,981 --> 00:24:24,805 Just between me and you. 577 00:24:24,805 --> 00:24:26,929 Your problem with Maddy and Mr. Pants, 578 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:28,562 that's what's really behind this whole 579 00:24:28,562 --> 00:24:29,749 action hero bit, right? 580 00:24:29,749 --> 00:24:30,887 - Party, yeah. 581 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,600 - What's the other part? 582 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,946 - Carmen. 583 00:24:33,946 --> 00:24:36,884 - Dude, you really think you got a chance with her? 584 00:24:36,884 --> 00:24:38,683 - Look, man. 585 00:24:38,683 --> 00:24:43,395 Tell you the truth, I have no idea what I'm doing right now. 586 00:24:43,395 --> 00:24:44,959 - Well, Josh. 587 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:47,410 That's the best place to be. 588 00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:49,538 - Here, that's tape number one. 589 00:24:49,538 --> 00:24:52,045 It's the bit with the thing, you know? 590 00:24:52,045 --> 00:24:54,623 Just mark it like awesome, or amazing, or something. 591 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,542 - Hey, I really admire you two. 592 00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:59,973 You know, putting your butts on the line for posterity. 593 00:24:59,973 --> 00:25:02,874 - God, I think it's so interesting how crisis situations 594 00:25:02,874 --> 00:25:06,156 bring out the hidden strengths in people. 595 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,503 - Subtle, Jen. 596 00:25:07,503 --> 00:25:08,503 Agenda much? 597 00:25:09,586 --> 00:25:11,300 Josh is all over Carmen. 598 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:13,790 That's what this is about for him. 599 00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:16,197 - Any luck with that compass? 600 00:25:16,197 --> 00:25:17,030 - Nothing. 601 00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:18,821 To tell you the truth, 602 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,085 I'm more than a little nervous about 603 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,167 the imminent disappearance of our only visual aide. 604 00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,000 - No kidding. 605 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,903 I thought the stars would help, but this thick canopy... 606 00:25:24,903 --> 00:25:25,736 - Hey, Kruger. 607 00:25:25,736 --> 00:25:27,679 Looks like you're starting to drift off course. 608 00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:29,887 Maybe we should compensate for the downgrade. 609 00:25:29,887 --> 00:25:31,470 Head over this way. 610 00:25:54,356 --> 00:25:55,702 - Sweet. 611 00:25:55,702 --> 00:25:58,276 Looks like you compensated us right into a brick wall. 612 00:25:58,276 --> 00:26:00,523 - Look, shut up, you little punk. 613 00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:02,650 Anyone who criticizes leadership in a time of crisis 614 00:26:02,650 --> 00:26:05,758 is not only counterproductive, but unpatriotic. 615 00:26:05,758 --> 00:26:07,843 - Did you get that off a plaque in your daddy's office? 616 00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:08,784 - Did I get... 617 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:09,683 - Stop it. 618 00:26:09,683 --> 00:26:10,826 He's right. 619 00:26:10,826 --> 00:26:11,971 You're not helping. 620 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,563 - How can you buy this guy's shtick? 621 00:26:13,563 --> 00:26:15,768 He's stumbling around in the dark just like the rest of us 622 00:26:15,768 --> 00:26:17,932 only he's dangerous 'cause he won't admit when he's wrong. 623 00:26:17,932 --> 00:26:18,872 - I'll show you. 624 00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:21,907 - I don't get it. 625 00:26:21,907 --> 00:26:23,665 Two years I could barely get you to recycle 626 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,513 and now all of this? 627 00:26:25,513 --> 00:26:26,426 - Okay, you got me? 628 00:26:26,426 --> 00:26:28,064 Right here, right here? 629 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,432 A few hours into the search for Carmen Electra 630 00:26:30,432 --> 00:26:32,436 and tempers are starting to flare. 631 00:26:32,436 --> 00:26:34,563 You can literally feel the strain and stress 632 00:26:34,563 --> 00:26:36,976 on these young people. 633 00:26:36,976 --> 00:26:37,809 How was that? 634 00:26:37,809 --> 00:26:38,726 Good, yeah? 635 00:26:40,497 --> 00:26:41,330 - Let go of my jacket! 636 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:42,469 - Kids! 637 00:26:42,469 --> 00:26:43,302 Kids! 638 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:44,978 Shut up! 639 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:50,320 Now, chimp boy is here to resolve all query. 640 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,489 So, let's take a little breather. 641 00:26:52,489 --> 00:26:54,333 A little time out. 642 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:58,298 A little calm and reverence for the mountain. 643 00:26:58,298 --> 00:27:02,048 So that she may reveal her gracious presence. 644 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,339 - What's he doing? 645 00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:20,172 Stack. 646 00:27:39,685 --> 00:27:40,830 - Oh, my god! 647 00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:44,241 - Eightball. 648 00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:48,862 - What? 649 00:27:49,788 --> 00:27:53,100 - My god, I can't believe you're alive. 650 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,942 What happened? 651 00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:56,192 - I don't know. 652 00:27:58,612 --> 00:28:02,779 All I remember is that damn flying cockroach grabbed me. 653 00:28:04,138 --> 00:28:06,915 And then I was like falling through the air. 654 00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:09,203 I was in and out of consciousness. 655 00:28:09,203 --> 00:28:12,224 I was hanging onto this tree. 656 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:15,659 This boy here grabbed ahold of my leg. 657 00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:17,992 Thanks for breaking my fall. 658 00:28:19,254 --> 00:28:20,087 - Anytime. 659 00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:27,509 - Everybody, this is Eightball, Carmen's bodyguard. 660 00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:28,342 - Oh, great. 661 00:28:28,342 --> 00:28:29,840 He was a lot of help. 662 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,109 - What the hell you talking about? 663 00:28:33,109 --> 00:28:34,579 Where's Carmen? 664 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:36,010 - The thing that grabbed you grabbed her, too. 665 00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:38,299 You don't remember? 666 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:39,568 It carried her up to the big mountain, 667 00:28:39,568 --> 00:28:41,901 so that's where we're going. 668 00:28:46,355 --> 00:28:50,105 - She was my responsibility and I failed her. 669 00:28:52,775 --> 00:28:54,737 So, I'm on it. 670 00:28:54,737 --> 00:28:55,966 And I'm in. 671 00:28:55,966 --> 00:28:57,397 So, you lead the way. 672 00:28:57,397 --> 00:29:00,632 - Uh, I caught a glimpse of the mountain before this fall. 673 00:29:00,632 --> 00:29:02,965 It's over this way, I think. 674 00:29:09,221 --> 00:29:10,935 You carry that thing in your shorts? 675 00:29:10,935 --> 00:29:12,488 - Uh-huh. 676 00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:13,957 - In a holster? 677 00:29:13,957 --> 00:29:15,591 - Uh-uh. 678 00:29:15,591 --> 00:29:17,144 - How do you sit? 679 00:29:17,144 --> 00:29:19,671 - That's the discipline. 680 00:29:19,671 --> 00:29:20,671 - After you. 681 00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:24,367 - Carmen, Eightball's coming! 682 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:25,958 I'll get ya! 683 00:29:31,449 --> 00:29:35,254 - Gotta get an interview with that guy. 684 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,473 - Andy? 685 00:30:04,314 --> 00:30:05,868 Hey, I'm not harassing you, 686 00:30:05,868 --> 00:30:09,013 but wouldn't a laptop be more information and less weight? 687 00:30:09,013 --> 00:30:09,846 - Well, yeah. 688 00:30:09,846 --> 00:30:11,016 Less weight, less tangible, 689 00:30:11,016 --> 00:30:14,439 and especially in situations like this, they're useless. 690 00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:17,910 - Insane jungle rescue missions happen often in your life? 691 00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:19,750 - I know this is bordering on creepy, 692 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,426 but books actually make me feel safe, you know? 693 00:30:21,426 --> 00:30:22,980 They're a constant. 694 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:25,307 And if need be a great place to hide. 695 00:30:25,307 --> 00:30:27,807 - I don't think you're creepy. 696 00:30:30,087 --> 00:30:31,229 - I had no idea. 697 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,841 - Jane Austin's been my favorite since fourth grade. 698 00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:35,273 - Well, who else do you like? 699 00:30:35,273 --> 00:30:39,023 - Bronte, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Judy Bloom. 700 00:30:40,177 --> 00:30:42,992 I just don't carry them all around with me everywhere I go. 701 00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:43,825 Duh. 702 00:30:46,017 --> 00:30:46,850 - Almost. 703 00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,121 - So, Chase, Maddy. 704 00:30:51,121 --> 00:30:52,510 Tell us why you're here. 705 00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:55,206 - Well, we're happy to be leading this rescue mission 706 00:30:55,206 --> 00:30:56,678 for Carmen Electra. 707 00:30:56,678 --> 00:30:58,065 Right, honey? 708 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:02,887 I think my experience as an Eagle Scout has led me to, well, 709 00:31:02,887 --> 00:31:05,501 a place where I'm fully prepared to face any challenges. 710 00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:07,094 - So, who dumped who? 711 00:31:07,094 --> 00:31:08,565 - She dumped me. 712 00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:09,832 - For that guy? 713 00:31:09,832 --> 00:31:12,077 - Lame as I am, I can't believe it myself. 714 00:31:12,077 --> 00:31:13,507 - Well, it's all about the attitude. 715 00:31:13,507 --> 00:31:14,445 - Yeah. 716 00:31:14,445 --> 00:31:15,302 - So, what? 717 00:31:15,302 --> 00:31:17,141 Now you're into Carmen? 718 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,528 - We have a lot in common, you know? 719 00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:20,898 We share the same music tastes. 720 00:31:20,898 --> 00:31:22,169 She gave me this look. 721 00:31:22,169 --> 00:31:23,685 - Hey, look. 722 00:31:23,685 --> 00:31:26,629 I watch guys fall in love with Carmen every day. 723 00:31:26,629 --> 00:31:28,676 It's 'cause she's so nice. 724 00:31:28,676 --> 00:31:32,311 But, you do realize that nothing's ever gonna happen. 725 00:31:32,311 --> 00:31:35,053 She's already found her soul mate. 726 00:31:35,053 --> 00:31:36,470 - What do I know? 727 00:31:37,783 --> 00:31:39,293 - You know enough to risk your life, 728 00:31:39,293 --> 00:31:41,945 and the lives of your friends, to save her. 729 00:31:41,945 --> 00:31:43,695 That means something. 730 00:31:45,254 --> 00:31:46,087 Buck up. 731 00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:03,566 - Wow. 732 00:32:06,449 --> 00:32:07,532 - What is it? 733 00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,550 - It's a praying mantis. 734 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,349 - What's it praying for? 735 00:32:15,349 --> 00:32:18,016 - Little kids lost in the woods. 736 00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:21,186 - Shh, nobody move. 737 00:32:26,877 --> 00:32:28,222 Move! 738 00:32:29,776 --> 00:32:30,609 Get out of my way! 739 00:32:30,609 --> 00:32:32,026 Move, move, move! 740 00:32:39,689 --> 00:32:40,522 Go, go, go! 741 00:32:40,522 --> 00:32:41,939 Move, move, move! 742 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,638 - Move, move! 743 00:32:48,638 --> 00:32:50,388 I don't believe this! 744 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:56,239 Go, go, go! 745 00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,263 Keep moving, keep moving! 746 00:33:00,588 --> 00:33:01,421 - Did you get the shot? 747 00:33:01,421 --> 00:33:03,735 Did you get the shot? 748 00:33:03,735 --> 00:33:04,568 - Stop! 749 00:33:04,568 --> 00:33:05,401 - Why are we stopping? 750 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:06,304 - What's going on? 751 00:33:06,304 --> 00:33:07,137 - No stopping! 752 00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:08,185 - Somebody do something! 753 00:33:08,185 --> 00:33:09,102 - This way! 754 00:33:20,596 --> 00:33:21,822 - Uh-oh. 755 00:33:21,822 --> 00:33:23,212 - Can a praying mantis swim? 756 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:24,112 - I don't think so. 757 00:33:24,112 --> 00:33:25,525 Again, neither can I. 758 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:26,993 - Saddle up, partner. 759 00:33:26,993 --> 00:33:27,975 We're going in. 760 00:33:27,975 --> 00:33:28,975 - No, there. 761 00:33:30,793 --> 00:33:31,626 - How did you? 762 00:33:31,626 --> 00:33:32,459 - Forget it. 763 00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:34,292 Everyone in the canoe. 764 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,220 - Get in, let's go! 765 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,637 Let's go, get in! 766 00:34:02,923 --> 00:34:04,191 - It can't swim. 767 00:34:04,191 --> 00:34:07,959 You can't swim! 768 00:34:09,836 --> 00:34:12,489 You're a loser! 769 00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:13,796 Not you, Andy. 770 00:34:56,024 --> 00:34:57,330 - Oh, hey. 771 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:58,801 I was just, um. 772 00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:05,434 Just gonna go powder my nose. 773 00:35:12,286 --> 00:35:16,903 You know, most girls are afraid of bugs, but I'm not. 774 00:35:16,903 --> 00:35:20,662 In fact, I think you're kind of cute. 775 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:24,950 What do you say I go slip into something 776 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:26,624 a little more comfortable? 777 00:35:27,534 --> 00:35:30,284 Or not. 778 00:35:31,746 --> 00:35:35,219 - Two giant insects varying in scale. 779 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,263 A dangerous pattern could be emerging. 780 00:35:37,263 --> 00:35:38,489 - Meaning? 781 00:35:38,489 --> 00:35:42,656 - A 500-foot ladybug could kill us at any minute. 782 00:35:50,621 --> 00:35:51,454 - Oh, yeah. 783 00:35:51,454 --> 00:35:53,357 This will totally work. 784 00:35:53,357 --> 00:35:55,440 Use my earring as a hook. 785 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,603 - Trick or treat, kids. 786 00:35:57,603 --> 00:35:58,686 Who's hungry? 787 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:05,490 - That's all you brought, jawbreakers and Nutty Bars? 788 00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:08,268 - There's protein in the peanut butter, Jen. 789 00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:09,101 - Hey, guys. 790 00:36:09,101 --> 00:36:10,760 No worries. 791 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,593 I'm on it. 792 00:36:12,435 --> 00:36:13,907 - I don't believe you. 793 00:36:13,907 --> 00:36:16,172 I'll eat candy for dinner before I gore out a fish's innards 794 00:36:16,172 --> 00:36:19,195 with a hook and then suffocate and burn it. 795 00:36:19,195 --> 00:36:20,094 - She's right, dude. 796 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:20,993 Fishing hurts. 797 00:36:20,993 --> 00:36:21,826 - Oh, hon. 798 00:36:21,826 --> 00:36:23,076 Fish feel no pain. 799 00:36:23,076 --> 00:36:26,391 They're the dumbest things on earth. 800 00:36:28,066 --> 00:36:29,006 - Chop-chop, children. 801 00:36:29,006 --> 00:36:30,359 I need some help with the wood. 802 00:36:30,359 --> 00:36:31,640 Duck, duck, goose. 803 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,223 You three, come on. 804 00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:40,829 - You should eat something. 805 00:36:40,829 --> 00:36:42,544 Totally vegan. 806 00:36:42,544 --> 00:36:43,850 - Not hungry. 807 00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:51,368 - Pretty neat trick back there with the boat. 808 00:36:51,368 --> 00:36:52,868 How'd you do that? 809 00:36:54,268 --> 00:36:56,143 - I don't know. 810 00:36:56,143 --> 00:36:57,226 I had this... 811 00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:01,588 It's like I've been here before. 812 00:37:09,497 --> 00:37:10,330 - Hmm. 813 00:37:12,023 --> 00:37:12,940 That's new. 814 00:37:13,986 --> 00:37:15,903 Chase give that to you? 815 00:37:17,374 --> 00:37:19,008 Kind of earthy of him. 816 00:37:19,008 --> 00:37:21,542 - Don't talk to me about Chase. 817 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:22,375 - Hey! 818 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:23,339 Hey, I got one! 819 00:37:24,482 --> 00:37:26,358 Survival of the fittest, baby. 820 00:37:26,358 --> 00:37:27,422 Yeah. 821 00:37:32,735 --> 00:37:33,568 - Get in there. 822 00:37:33,568 --> 00:37:34,857 Get in, get in, get in. 823 00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:36,708 Yes, it's hot. 824 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:37,649 Yes, good. 825 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:41,914 Get that, get that. 826 00:37:41,914 --> 00:37:42,747 Get that. 827 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:45,580 Can you zoom in on that? 828 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,483 - Stop trying to kill us! 829 00:37:54,770 --> 00:37:55,603 - Damn it! 830 00:37:55,603 --> 00:37:56,853 Enough already! 831 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:06,125 95 Golden Gloves, swamp monkey. 832 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:12,935 - Eightball! 833 00:38:12,935 --> 00:38:15,508 - Do something! 834 00:38:15,508 --> 00:38:16,799 - Maddy, look out! 835 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:27,829 - Give me another tape, give me another tape! 836 00:38:27,829 --> 00:38:28,662 - Tape, tape. 837 00:38:28,662 --> 00:38:29,930 Here, here. 838 00:38:29,930 --> 00:38:32,648 - Do you have any idea what this is gonna do for us? 839 00:38:55,019 --> 00:38:55,852 - Howdy. 840 00:38:58,944 --> 00:39:02,377 Bruce doesn't take kindly to strangers I'm afraid. 841 00:39:02,377 --> 00:39:05,044 A bit tenacious in his bullying. 842 00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:09,607 - Thank you for your help. 843 00:39:09,607 --> 00:39:11,203 Who are you? 844 00:39:11,203 --> 00:39:15,120 - Dr. Harryhausen, Department of Atomic Energy. 845 00:39:16,782 --> 00:39:20,615 You kids shouldn't be horsing around out here. 846 00:39:32,712 --> 00:39:34,303 - What is this place? 847 00:39:34,303 --> 00:39:38,358 - Welcome to US Army outpost XP-27 Minus. 848 00:39:38,358 --> 00:39:42,825 A tad understaffed these days, I'm sorry to say. 849 00:39:42,825 --> 00:39:44,475 Watch those tripwires, kids. 850 00:39:54,611 --> 00:39:56,364 I really should pick up around here, 851 00:39:56,364 --> 00:40:00,490 but damn if I'm not one of those one thing at a time types. 852 00:40:00,490 --> 00:40:04,426 The idea of washing dishes whilst carrying on a conversation 853 00:40:04,426 --> 00:40:06,718 is totally beyond me. 854 00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:08,560 Two, three, four. 855 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,767 You're quite a crowd. 856 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:13,545 It's awfully nice to have company. 857 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,212 Are you kids hungry? 858 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,119 - We're kind of in a hurry. 859 00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:19,468 Can you tell us what's going on here? 860 00:40:19,468 --> 00:40:20,773 - Progress, my boy. 861 00:40:20,773 --> 00:40:22,041 Progress. 862 00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:23,673 Look around you, what do you see? 863 00:40:23,673 --> 00:40:26,661 Clutter, mess, dirty dishes in the sink. 864 00:40:26,661 --> 00:40:28,867 - What's the obsession with dirty dishes? 865 00:40:28,867 --> 00:40:31,950 - It's what we are really, deep down. 866 00:40:33,399 --> 00:40:35,482 A big, slimy, gooey mess. 867 00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:41,200 You ever see a man splayed open? 868 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,814 Look deeply into his innards? 869 00:40:43,814 --> 00:40:46,322 - Not before this trip, but go on. 870 00:40:46,322 --> 00:40:48,408 - Confusing, isn't it? 871 00:40:48,408 --> 00:40:53,026 Not all organized, cleaned, and pressed properly. 872 00:40:53,026 --> 00:40:55,233 - First dishes, now laundry? 873 00:40:55,233 --> 00:40:56,171 - Yeah, but, sir. 874 00:40:56,171 --> 00:40:58,208 Physicians have mapped the human body. 875 00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,844 I mean, there's a method behind the mechanics and structure 876 00:40:59,844 --> 00:41:02,745 beneath all the blood and goo. 877 00:41:02,745 --> 00:41:03,578 - Hogwash! 878 00:41:04,664 --> 00:41:07,280 Doctors don't know anything. 879 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,030 My sister's a doctor. 880 00:41:10,145 --> 00:41:11,941 You should hear some of the stories. 881 00:41:11,941 --> 00:41:15,441 It's worse than the food service industry. 882 00:41:16,311 --> 00:41:19,811 The nature of things is disorganized mess. 883 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:25,870 We waste our lives developing perfumy deodorants 884 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:29,730 when BO is what we are by design. 885 00:41:32,209 --> 00:41:36,376 But even here, in the jungle, I can hear my mother's voice. 886 00:41:39,557 --> 00:41:41,599 "Clean up your room, freak. 887 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:42,497 "Hey, freak! 888 00:41:42,497 --> 00:41:46,664 "Go down to the store and get me my cough syrup and smokes." 889 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:50,999 Tea, anyone? 890 00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:54,708 - Get this thing off of me! 891 00:41:58,411 --> 00:42:00,616 It was trying to eat my brain. 892 00:42:00,616 --> 00:42:01,595 - Bad, Rudy. 893 00:42:01,595 --> 00:42:03,762 Bad, bad, bad little Rudy. 894 00:42:04,698 --> 00:42:05,886 - What the hell is that? 895 00:42:05,886 --> 00:42:09,969 - Predatory fungus with a dash of horseshoe crab. 896 00:42:11,394 --> 00:42:12,635 - A mutated cross-breed? 897 00:42:12,635 --> 00:42:14,965 - Oh, just a mutt named Rudy. 898 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:18,110 But, he wasn't trying to eat your friend's brains out. 899 00:42:18,110 --> 00:42:20,027 Little fella's in heat. 900 00:42:21,169 --> 00:42:26,006 Good thing orifice identification isn't his strong point. 901 00:42:27,886 --> 00:42:30,969 Such is the price of arrogance, kids. 902 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:41,198 In 1967 the Army stole this land from the Mombata Islanders, 903 00:42:41,324 --> 00:42:43,722 who lived right here. 904 00:42:43,722 --> 00:42:44,555 No, no. 905 00:42:44,555 --> 00:42:46,077 You won't find them in any book. 906 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:49,713 A lost tribe, a holdover from the Stone Age. 907 00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:50,857 - What happened? 908 00:42:50,857 --> 00:42:52,614 - We gave 'em some colored beads 909 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:56,281 and relocated them for their own protection. 910 00:42:57,312 --> 00:43:00,331 The tough ones refused to be intimidated. 911 00:43:00,331 --> 00:43:03,393 Strong warriors these folks were. 912 00:43:03,393 --> 00:43:06,212 Pioneers of martial arts. 913 00:43:06,212 --> 00:43:09,691 So, the Army left 'em right here. 914 00:43:09,691 --> 00:43:12,791 They believed that their goddess Queen Mohacha 915 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,508 would protect them. 916 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:17,175 Alas, they were sorely mistaken. 917 00:43:18,633 --> 00:43:22,300 Four H-bombs were detonated in these waters. 918 00:43:24,838 --> 00:43:28,309 I was among the team sent in to investigate the effects 919 00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:31,309 on the environment and the wildlife. 920 00:43:32,354 --> 00:43:36,354 Our findings, well by now, you know the results. 921 00:43:37,739 --> 00:43:40,398 - Yeah, horny nuclear mutants. 922 00:43:40,398 --> 00:43:44,112 - Oh, it was a bad scene for a while. 923 00:43:44,112 --> 00:43:47,362 Considered checking out more than once. 924 00:43:48,316 --> 00:43:49,501 Nitro. 925 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:52,038 Figured if it got bad enough, 926 00:43:52,038 --> 00:43:56,448 I'd bash this sucker over my head and see what's next. 927 00:43:56,448 --> 00:43:59,672 - I can think of less painful ways than blowing yourself up. 928 00:43:59,672 --> 00:44:02,027 - Points for dramatic effect though. 929 00:44:02,027 --> 00:44:03,948 - Not quite time yet. 930 00:44:03,948 --> 00:44:06,440 I still feel that one must go through Hell 931 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,690 to experience the real value of Heaven. 932 00:44:11,724 --> 00:44:14,307 Anyway, it'll all be over soon. 933 00:44:15,439 --> 00:44:16,996 - What do you mean? 934 00:44:16,996 --> 00:44:18,385 - The end is near, kids. 935 00:44:18,385 --> 00:44:23,331 This land is so polluted, so sick with corruption. 936 00:44:23,331 --> 00:44:25,414 It's in its death throws. 937 00:44:26,758 --> 00:44:27,591 - Meaning? 938 00:44:29,988 --> 00:44:32,405 - The island's going to sink. 939 00:44:34,892 --> 00:44:35,725 - Oh, my god. 940 00:44:35,725 --> 00:44:37,874 You've got to be kidding. 941 00:44:37,874 --> 00:44:41,266 What dumbass did location scout for this thing? 942 00:44:41,266 --> 00:44:42,516 - Doctor, when? 943 00:44:44,193 --> 00:44:46,768 When exactly is the island going to sink? 944 00:44:46,768 --> 00:44:50,244 - Oh, it could be minutes, it could be days. 945 00:44:50,244 --> 00:44:53,140 If there's anything I've learned in this life 946 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:57,307 it's that there's no such beast as an exact science. 947 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,770 Anyone like a beer? 948 00:45:00,770 --> 00:45:02,854 - This is ridiculous. 949 00:45:02,854 --> 00:45:06,281 Can you tell us the quickest way to the big mountain? 950 00:45:06,281 --> 00:45:07,873 - The mountain? 951 00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:11,456 - Tell me what you know about the mountain. 952 00:45:12,652 --> 00:45:17,186 - Only no one has dared venture there for many years. 953 00:45:17,186 --> 00:45:20,269 My entire team perished on that rock. 954 00:45:21,147 --> 00:45:24,129 It was not meant for man to tread upon. 955 00:45:24,129 --> 00:45:24,962 - We have no choice. 956 00:45:24,962 --> 00:45:26,455 Our friend is trapped up there. 957 00:45:26,455 --> 00:45:28,254 - If she's even still alive. 958 00:45:28,254 --> 00:45:29,153 I think we should listen to... 959 00:45:29,153 --> 00:45:30,153 - She lives. 960 00:45:32,218 --> 00:45:33,051 She waits. 961 00:45:34,423 --> 00:45:36,709 And she's not alone. 962 00:45:36,709 --> 00:45:38,545 - Are you on something? 963 00:45:38,545 --> 00:45:39,688 - Doctor, we're running out of time. 964 00:45:39,688 --> 00:45:41,650 Please, if you know anything. 965 00:45:41,650 --> 00:45:42,712 - Cut through the greenhouse 966 00:45:42,712 --> 00:45:44,757 then a quick right passed a mass grave. 967 00:45:44,757 --> 00:45:46,512 There's an old Army road. 968 00:45:46,512 --> 00:45:47,512 - Thank you. 969 00:45:50,434 --> 00:45:52,107 - Do you want to come with us? 970 00:45:52,107 --> 00:45:52,940 - Thank you, child. 971 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:53,906 No. 972 00:45:53,906 --> 00:45:56,278 The jungle's my home. 973 00:45:56,278 --> 00:45:58,778 I'll stay here with my babies. 974 00:46:00,194 --> 00:46:01,527 I owe them that. 975 00:46:13,852 --> 00:46:14,685 I felt it. 976 00:46:19,927 --> 00:46:22,010 You were chosen, my dear. 977 00:46:23,442 --> 00:46:25,692 Where you go, there's hope. 978 00:46:39,307 --> 00:46:40,440 - Figuring this magnetic blackout 979 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,360 lasts no more than 24 hours, 980 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,871 I'd say that leaves us with about eight left 981 00:46:43,871 --> 00:46:45,954 to grab Carmen and make it back before the boat leaves. 982 00:46:45,954 --> 00:46:46,976 - Not a lot of time. 983 00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:48,157 - It's definitely not enough time. 984 00:46:48,157 --> 00:46:49,609 I mean, you heard what the quack said. 985 00:46:49,609 --> 00:46:51,632 This place could go down any second. 986 00:46:51,632 --> 00:46:53,092 I think we've done all we can do here. 987 00:46:53,092 --> 00:46:53,925 - Totally. 988 00:46:53,925 --> 00:46:54,758 From a journalistic standpoint 989 00:46:54,758 --> 00:46:55,826 we've captured the whole story. 990 00:46:55,826 --> 00:46:57,827 - All we're doing is wasting time. 991 00:46:57,827 --> 00:46:59,160 - Wait a minute. 992 00:47:00,572 --> 00:47:01,430 Look, guys. 993 00:47:01,430 --> 00:47:04,045 I don't know what's up there. 994 00:47:04,045 --> 00:47:07,146 But whatever it is, it's gonna be bad. 995 00:47:07,146 --> 00:47:08,618 It's gonna be worse than bad, probably. 996 00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,373 Deadly, most likely. 997 00:47:10,373 --> 00:47:13,920 - Uh, pep talk going a little astray, buddy. 998 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,837 - Yeah, um. 999 00:47:16,453 --> 00:47:19,351 What I'm trying to say is 1000 00:47:19,351 --> 00:47:21,890 I wouldn't blame anyone for turning back. 1001 00:47:23,564 --> 00:47:25,730 - Rightness lights our path. 1002 00:47:28,590 --> 00:47:30,757 Our cause will deliver us. 1003 00:47:32,142 --> 00:47:32,975 - Okay. 1004 00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:36,903 - The mountain waits. 1005 00:47:36,903 --> 00:47:37,736 We go! 1006 00:47:40,822 --> 00:47:42,491 - Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1007 00:47:42,491 --> 00:47:43,676 Let's get it on! 1008 00:47:43,676 --> 00:47:44,509 - Yeah! 1009 00:47:51,110 --> 00:47:51,967 - Hey, Maddy. 1010 00:47:51,967 --> 00:47:52,800 What's up? 1011 00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:55,847 Look, I know thing are kinda weird right now, 1012 00:47:55,847 --> 00:47:57,442 but you're freaking me out. 1013 00:47:57,442 --> 00:48:00,094 - The problem is not mine, but yours. 1014 00:48:00,094 --> 00:48:01,807 - Why are you talking like that? 1015 00:48:01,807 --> 00:48:04,217 - Even when you act, you question. 1016 00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:05,401 No faith. 1017 00:48:05,401 --> 00:48:06,668 - Look, Yoda. 1018 00:48:06,668 --> 00:48:07,974 You're the one who picked fraidy pants 1019 00:48:07,974 --> 00:48:08,807 to be your new suitor, okay? 1020 00:48:08,807 --> 00:48:13,676 So, you're not exactly in any kind of position... 1021 00:48:13,676 --> 00:48:14,509 - Feel! 1022 00:48:17,150 --> 00:48:18,658 Not those. 1023 00:48:18,658 --> 00:48:19,491 My heart. 1024 00:48:20,415 --> 00:48:22,785 It beats with the rhythm of the ancient drums. 1025 00:48:22,785 --> 00:48:24,462 The mountain beckons me. 1026 00:48:24,462 --> 00:48:26,113 It's power increasing with each step. 1027 00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,530 - I feel, I feel. 1028 00:48:33,022 --> 00:48:33,855 - No. 1029 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:39,067 The mountain is everything. 1030 00:48:39,067 --> 00:48:39,900 - Right. 1031 00:48:42,459 --> 00:48:43,642 - Here, let me help you with that. 1032 00:48:43,642 --> 00:48:44,475 - Thanks. 1033 00:48:44,475 --> 00:48:46,655 - You're welcome. 1034 00:48:46,655 --> 00:48:48,046 - Is everybody crazy but me? 1035 00:48:48,046 --> 00:48:49,353 I mean, this is crazy, right? 1036 00:48:49,353 --> 00:48:51,047 - No, I know. 1037 00:48:51,047 --> 00:48:52,803 It would be different if they knew what they were doing. 1038 00:48:52,803 --> 00:48:55,213 You know, had solid leadership. 1039 00:48:55,213 --> 00:48:58,069 Sort of puts things in perspective though, you know? 1040 00:48:58,069 --> 00:48:59,949 Makes you realize what's really important. 1041 00:48:59,949 --> 00:49:01,501 - Heard that. 1042 00:49:01,501 --> 00:49:04,193 - Seriously, what can a lousy television show mean 1043 00:49:04,193 --> 00:49:06,643 when so many lives are at stake? 1044 00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:07,663 - Everything. 1045 00:49:07,663 --> 00:49:08,726 If I'm stuck here, I'm gonna damn sure 1046 00:49:08,726 --> 00:49:10,320 make it worth my while. 1047 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,548 You know, forget freaking TRL. 1048 00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:13,387 I'm going straight to Entertainment Tonight. 1049 00:49:13,387 --> 00:49:16,495 - Listen, let me do you the courtesy of being frank. 1050 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:19,515 I can't allow that footage of me back there 1051 00:49:19,515 --> 00:49:23,071 with the fish guy to be seen by millions of people. 1052 00:49:23,071 --> 00:49:24,748 I mean, it would ruin my political career 1053 00:49:24,748 --> 00:49:27,649 before it even gets started. 1054 00:49:27,649 --> 00:49:32,017 I'm being groomed to be a very important political figure. 1055 00:49:32,017 --> 00:49:34,710 - You're asking me to deliberately alter the truth. 1056 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:36,141 That goes against every journalist... 1057 00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:37,202 - Cut the crap, okay? 1058 00:49:37,202 --> 00:49:38,672 I know who you are. 1059 00:49:38,672 --> 00:49:40,715 You're a shameless opportunist. 1060 00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:43,491 I know that because I'm exactly the same way. 1061 00:49:43,491 --> 00:49:45,658 And we both know that success in this world 1062 00:49:45,658 --> 00:49:47,701 hinges on perception. 1063 00:49:47,701 --> 00:49:48,534 The truth? 1064 00:49:48,534 --> 00:49:50,951 It doesn't mean a damn thing. 1065 00:49:53,871 --> 00:49:56,909 Now, naturally I'm willing to discuss 1066 00:49:56,909 --> 00:49:58,826 adequate compensation for your help. 1067 00:49:58,826 --> 00:50:00,993 - Look, no amount of money in the world's 1068 00:50:00,993 --> 00:50:03,282 gonna make me part with that footage. 1069 00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:05,487 What kind of pinhead do you think I am? 1070 00:50:05,487 --> 00:50:07,895 My future's riding in this bag. 1071 00:50:07,895 --> 00:50:10,304 Your future's your own damn business. 1072 00:50:10,304 --> 00:50:13,610 And if that's the sharpest political maneuver you got, 1073 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:15,242 you got a lot more to worry about 1074 00:50:15,242 --> 00:50:17,492 than some lousy video tape. 1075 00:50:31,336 --> 00:50:32,804 - Hey, man. 1076 00:50:32,804 --> 00:50:34,639 Sorry if I hesitated back there. 1077 00:50:34,639 --> 00:50:35,939 - Hey, that's cool. 1078 00:50:35,939 --> 00:50:37,654 You know, you were just thinking of your friends. 1079 00:50:37,654 --> 00:50:40,228 It's the mark of a good leader. 1080 00:50:40,228 --> 00:50:43,455 - Thanks, but I thinks it's more that I was just scared. 1081 00:50:43,455 --> 00:50:44,964 - Hey, we're all scared, brother. 1082 00:50:44,964 --> 00:50:46,478 You know, fear's the toughest beast there is 1083 00:50:46,478 --> 00:50:47,825 and it ain't never licked. 1084 00:50:47,825 --> 00:50:51,075 All you can do is keep beating it back. 1085 00:50:56,852 --> 00:50:59,105 - I sense something here. 1086 00:50:59,105 --> 00:51:00,022 - What now? 1087 00:51:01,962 --> 00:51:03,462 - Dude, bad vibes. 1088 00:51:10,254 --> 00:51:13,254 - Andy, what do you think made that? 1089 00:51:16,563 --> 00:51:17,868 - It could be mechanical. 1090 00:51:17,868 --> 00:51:21,368 When they were bulldozing the road, maybe. 1091 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:30,733 - We go. 1092 00:51:30,733 --> 00:51:31,832 - Tarzan's right. 1093 00:51:31,832 --> 00:51:32,915 - Let's move! 1094 00:51:34,934 --> 00:51:35,767 - Back. 1095 00:51:35,767 --> 00:51:36,600 - Just follow me. 1096 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,204 You'll be okay. 1097 00:51:38,204 --> 00:51:39,307 - It's coming! 1098 00:51:39,307 --> 00:51:40,451 - Come on, Maddy. 1099 00:51:40,451 --> 00:51:41,390 - Come on! 1100 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,492 Run! 1101 00:51:42,492 --> 00:51:43,556 - To the machine. 1102 00:51:43,556 --> 00:51:44,639 Take shelter. 1103 00:51:53,929 --> 00:51:54,762 - No way. 1104 00:51:54,762 --> 00:51:55,929 Not him again. 1105 00:52:08,450 --> 00:52:09,283 - Oh, my god! 1106 00:52:09,283 --> 00:52:10,771 This is it, this is it! 1107 00:52:10,771 --> 00:52:12,162 - Get ahold of yourself. 1108 00:52:24,579 --> 00:52:26,579 - What the hell is this? 1109 00:52:30,388 --> 00:52:32,414 - They're fighting, they're fighting. 1110 00:52:32,414 --> 00:52:35,964 I got 20 bucks on the one on the left. 1111 00:52:35,964 --> 00:52:37,679 - I don't think it's a fight. 1112 00:52:37,679 --> 00:52:39,392 - What are you talking about? 1113 00:52:39,392 --> 00:52:40,779 - You see the one on the left? 1114 00:52:40,779 --> 00:52:42,289 I'm pretty sure that one's a female. 1115 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:44,372 - That's my girl. 1116 00:52:45,678 --> 00:52:46,996 - And the one on the right? 1117 00:52:46,996 --> 00:52:49,746 - No, that one's definitely male. 1118 00:52:52,309 --> 00:52:54,635 - Definitely male. 1119 00:52:54,635 --> 00:52:56,718 - So, it's get busy time? 1120 00:52:59,549 --> 00:53:00,882 - It's big busy. 1121 00:53:01,837 --> 00:53:04,822 - I think it's kind of romantic. 1122 00:53:04,822 --> 00:53:05,925 - I don't disagree. 1123 00:53:05,925 --> 00:53:06,989 It's just, well. 1124 00:53:06,989 --> 00:53:07,848 You see, if the female behaves 1125 00:53:07,848 --> 00:53:10,765 like a normal sized praying mantis. 1126 00:53:14,412 --> 00:53:15,495 - Oh, my god. 1127 00:53:16,986 --> 00:53:19,403 - Wham-bam, thanks, you dead. 1128 00:53:23,068 --> 00:53:25,070 - Kruger, what should we do now? 1129 00:53:25,070 --> 00:53:26,826 - Stay here and be still. 1130 00:53:26,826 --> 00:53:30,739 Maybe she's had her fill of ass kicking today. 1131 00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:41,275 - That's it. 1132 00:53:41,275 --> 00:53:43,329 Go. 1133 00:53:47,077 --> 00:53:47,933 Goodbye. 1134 00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:53,934 - Are you kidding me? 1135 00:53:53,934 --> 00:53:56,017 Whose cell phone is that? 1136 00:53:59,973 --> 00:54:00,806 - Yeah? 1137 00:54:00,806 --> 00:54:01,639 - What's up? 1138 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:02,472 - Oh, hey, Bob. 1139 00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:03,635 - Are you nuts? 1140 00:54:03,635 --> 00:54:04,491 - Definitely, definitely. 1141 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:05,324 - Are you nuts? 1142 00:54:05,324 --> 00:54:06,157 - We got some amazing stuff here. 1143 00:54:06,157 --> 00:54:07,448 I think you'll be very happy. 1144 00:54:09,205 --> 00:54:10,188 - You idiot. 1145 00:54:10,188 --> 00:54:11,247 Go, go, go! 1146 00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:12,080 - Run! 1147 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,108 - Bob, I'm just gonna need you to hold for a second 1148 00:54:13,108 --> 00:54:13,941 'cause I really have to run. 1149 00:54:13,941 --> 00:54:14,774 - Retreat. 1150 00:54:20,152 --> 00:54:21,501 - Run! 1151 00:54:21,501 --> 00:54:24,584 - Move, move, move, move, move, move! 1152 00:54:25,425 --> 00:54:27,175 - Just wait a minute. 1153 00:54:29,589 --> 00:54:30,422 - What the hell was that? 1154 00:54:30,422 --> 00:54:31,255 - That? 1155 00:54:31,255 --> 00:54:32,870 That was a giant praying mantis. 1156 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:34,051 - Did you get it on tape? 1157 00:54:34,051 --> 00:54:35,644 - Of course I got it on tape. 1158 00:54:35,644 --> 00:54:36,582 - Yes. 1159 00:54:36,582 --> 00:54:37,415 Okay, look. 1160 00:54:37,415 --> 00:54:39,521 We're all back on the boat ready to set sail. 1161 00:54:39,521 --> 00:54:40,822 Tell us where you are, we'll come get you. 1162 00:54:40,822 --> 00:54:41,800 - How the hell should I know? 1163 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:42,737 Near the mountain somewhere. 1164 00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:43,918 Just get me the hell out of here. 1165 00:54:43,918 --> 00:54:44,751 - Okay, okay. 1166 00:54:44,751 --> 00:54:45,584 Just, um. 1167 00:54:46,655 --> 00:54:49,927 All right, looks like there's a small stretch of beach 1168 00:54:49,927 --> 00:54:52,788 on the west side of the mountain. 1169 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:55,812 We'll circle around back and meet you there, okay? 1170 00:54:55,812 --> 00:54:58,562 Guard the footage with your life. 1171 00:55:02,556 --> 00:55:03,473 - This way! 1172 00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:13,868 Let's go! 1173 00:55:13,868 --> 00:55:14,701 - With that? 1174 00:55:14,701 --> 00:55:15,581 How the hell are we gonna get through that? 1175 00:55:15,581 --> 00:55:16,414 - Go! 1176 00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:21,250 - Go, go, go, go! 1177 00:55:25,672 --> 00:55:27,172 Where's Eightball? 1178 00:55:30,863 --> 00:55:32,333 Where's Eightball? 1179 00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:33,554 - Josh, come on! 1180 00:55:33,554 --> 00:55:34,942 - It's coming! 1181 00:55:34,942 --> 00:55:36,659 - Josh, cross over! 1182 00:55:38,171 --> 00:55:39,504 - Come on! 1183 00:55:44,762 --> 00:55:45,762 - Eightball! 1184 00:55:46,804 --> 00:55:47,637 Eightball! 1185 00:55:53,096 --> 00:55:54,444 - Bam! 1186 00:55:54,444 --> 00:55:55,547 - Whoa! 1187 00:55:55,547 --> 00:55:57,506 - Eightball in the corner pocket! 1188 00:55:58,339 --> 00:55:59,172 - Yeah. 1189 00:56:01,627 --> 00:56:03,342 - Josh, get going! 1190 00:56:03,342 --> 00:56:04,486 Go! 1191 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,588 - Come on! 1192 00:56:07,795 --> 00:56:09,144 - Eightball, look out! 1193 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:13,273 - Go away! 1194 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:23,196 I pull which one? 1195 00:56:24,569 --> 00:56:25,712 - Leave him alone! 1196 00:56:25,712 --> 00:56:27,794 Leave him alone! 1197 00:56:27,794 --> 00:56:28,627 - Come on, Eightball. 1198 00:56:28,627 --> 00:56:29,460 Get him! 1199 00:56:31,454 --> 00:56:32,287 Yeah! 1200 00:56:33,129 --> 00:56:34,233 - Yeah! 1201 00:56:34,233 --> 00:56:36,154 - You better start praying now! 1202 00:56:39,992 --> 00:56:41,097 Boom, baby! 1203 00:56:41,097 --> 00:56:43,180 That's the way I like it! 1204 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:56,459 Who's the big man now, huh? 1205 00:57:01,474 --> 00:57:02,943 - Eightball! 1206 00:57:02,943 --> 00:57:04,739 - Keep going! 1207 00:57:04,739 --> 00:57:05,656 Get Carmen! 1208 00:57:06,658 --> 00:57:07,491 - No, Eightball! 1209 00:57:07,491 --> 00:57:08,702 Come on, get 'em! 1210 00:57:08,702 --> 00:57:09,535 Fight! 1211 00:57:10,542 --> 00:57:11,970 - Come on, big mama. 1212 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,637 Let's go for a ride! 1213 00:57:16,506 --> 00:57:17,339 - No! 1214 00:57:19,119 --> 00:57:19,952 No! 1215 00:57:47,003 --> 00:57:47,836 He's gone. 1216 00:57:49,515 --> 00:57:50,454 Let's go. 1217 00:57:50,454 --> 00:57:51,843 - Where? 1218 00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:52,676 Where are we going? 1219 00:57:52,676 --> 00:57:54,007 We're gonna walk around in circles 1220 00:57:54,007 --> 00:57:56,456 until giant maggots squirm us to death? 1221 00:57:56,456 --> 00:57:59,028 Or huge moths rip up all our clothes. 1222 00:57:59,028 --> 00:58:02,658 Or dung beetles the size of cows rip us to pieces 1223 00:58:02,658 --> 00:58:04,453 because they hate our freedom. 1224 00:58:04,453 --> 00:58:05,802 - Why don't you just shut up? 1225 00:58:05,802 --> 00:58:07,272 - No, I won't shut up, okay? 1226 00:58:07,272 --> 00:58:08,171 I'm done shutting up! 1227 00:58:08,171 --> 00:58:09,315 You're gonna listen to me now! 1228 00:58:09,315 --> 00:58:10,148 - Coward! 1229 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,219 I sever all ties with you. 1230 00:58:14,219 --> 00:58:15,650 The foulest dung of the lowest creature 1231 00:58:15,650 --> 00:58:17,567 holds a greater place in my heart. 1232 00:58:17,567 --> 00:58:19,234 Speak to me no more! 1233 00:58:22,755 --> 00:58:24,267 The mountain is near. 1234 00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:25,100 One hour. 1235 00:58:26,145 --> 00:58:26,978 This way. 1236 00:58:26,978 --> 00:58:28,717 - How do you know? 1237 00:58:28,717 --> 00:58:29,550 - I know. 1238 00:58:34,188 --> 00:58:35,188 - She knows. 1239 00:58:38,107 --> 00:58:39,524 Let's get moving. 1240 00:59:31,848 --> 00:59:32,681 - No way. 1241 00:59:33,646 --> 00:59:35,770 - X marks the spot. 1242 00:59:35,770 --> 00:59:37,729 - I almost don't believe it. 1243 00:59:37,729 --> 00:59:41,405 - That thing took her up top and disappeared. 1244 00:59:41,405 --> 00:59:44,632 Maybe there's some kind of nest up there? 1245 00:59:44,632 --> 00:59:45,465 - Weapons. 1246 00:59:47,447 --> 00:59:48,756 - Right. 1247 00:59:48,756 --> 00:59:50,006 What do we got? 1248 00:59:55,859 --> 00:59:56,859 - Bear mace? 1249 00:59:59,659 --> 01:00:01,416 - Brass knuckles? 1250 01:00:01,416 --> 01:00:05,583 - Nobody messes with Jen unless Jen wants to be messed. 1251 01:00:07,257 --> 01:00:08,114 - Okay. 1252 01:00:08,114 --> 01:00:09,216 Well, besides Tomb Raider here, 1253 01:00:09,216 --> 01:00:12,049 the rest of us are a little light. 1254 01:00:13,221 --> 01:00:15,180 - We must be resourceful. 1255 01:00:44,624 --> 01:00:45,457 - Pew. 1256 01:00:50,133 --> 01:00:51,300 Let's do this. 1257 01:01:03,858 --> 01:01:05,083 - Going somewhere? 1258 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:05,916 Whoa, whoa, wait. 1259 01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:07,820 You don't want to go out there alone. 1260 01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:08,923 Let me help. 1261 01:01:08,923 --> 01:01:11,617 - Yeah, I'm sure you're real concerned for my safety. 1262 01:01:11,617 --> 01:01:12,450 - Come on. 1263 01:01:12,450 --> 01:01:14,068 I want to get out of here same as you. 1264 01:01:14,068 --> 01:01:14,966 It's an even trade. 1265 01:01:14,966 --> 01:01:17,950 You obviously know the way out. 1266 01:01:17,950 --> 01:01:19,283 I got your back. 1267 01:01:21,019 --> 01:01:21,852 - Fine. 1268 01:01:22,898 --> 01:01:24,315 Come on, jackass. 1269 01:01:43,811 --> 01:01:46,226 - Such strange topography. 1270 01:01:46,226 --> 01:01:47,572 Porous. 1271 01:01:47,572 --> 01:01:49,818 - You mean like a volcano? 1272 01:01:49,818 --> 01:01:50,901 - I hope not. 1273 01:02:03,645 --> 01:02:04,813 - Hey, sure you know where you're going? 1274 01:02:04,813 --> 01:02:05,646 - Hey, look! 1275 01:02:05,646 --> 01:02:06,479 - Shut up. 1276 01:02:06,479 --> 01:02:07,312 - Let's go. 1277 01:02:07,312 --> 01:02:08,145 Let's hustle, girl. 1278 01:02:08,145 --> 01:02:08,978 Let's go. 1279 01:02:08,978 --> 01:02:10,061 - Shut up. 1280 01:02:10,061 --> 01:02:12,262 - That producer guy must be picking them up. 1281 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:13,611 - Good riddance. 1282 01:02:13,611 --> 01:02:17,778 - Yeah, but you don't believe they'd leave without us? 1283 01:02:21,616 --> 01:02:22,719 - How much longer? 1284 01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:23,862 - I think we're getting close. 1285 01:02:23,862 --> 01:02:26,187 I can hear the ocean. 1286 01:02:26,187 --> 01:02:27,354 What the hell? 1287 01:02:28,517 --> 01:02:29,581 - Well, well. 1288 01:02:29,581 --> 01:02:33,414 So nice to see you said the spider to the fly. 1289 01:02:34,404 --> 01:02:36,904 - Get me the hell out of here. 1290 01:02:44,934 --> 01:02:46,036 Oh, great. 1291 01:02:46,036 --> 01:02:46,869 Very good. 1292 01:02:50,570 --> 01:02:51,674 Bravo. 1293 01:02:51,674 --> 01:02:53,102 Mission accomplished. 1294 01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:54,287 Now, cut me loose. 1295 01:02:54,287 --> 01:02:56,125 - You know, if I get anywhere near that stuff 1296 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:57,759 I'm gonna be as stuck as you. 1297 01:02:57,759 --> 01:02:59,148 - Weak chicken ass. 1298 01:02:59,148 --> 01:03:00,045 Go get help. 1299 01:03:00,045 --> 01:03:00,945 Get to the boat. 1300 01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:01,778 Where are they meeting us? 1301 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,656 - The beach against the west face of the mountain. 1302 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:07,573 - Well, now we both know, don't we? 1303 01:03:08,497 --> 01:03:10,379 I'm gonna make sure they do a real nice 1304 01:03:10,379 --> 01:03:12,129 tribute piece on you. 1305 01:03:13,606 --> 01:03:16,689 How's that for political maneuvering? 1306 01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:21,597 Woo, check it out. 1307 01:03:27,349 --> 01:03:28,182 - Help me! 1308 01:03:32,745 --> 01:03:34,623 - Scratch one wannabe. 1309 01:03:34,623 --> 01:03:37,237 - She had her priorities completely misaligned. 1310 01:03:37,237 --> 01:03:38,506 - Except for her abs. 1311 01:03:38,506 --> 01:03:40,180 - Stay focused. 1312 01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:42,347 We're running out of time. 1313 01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:06,801 - Oh, wow. 1314 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:08,148 - Yeah. 1315 01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:10,354 - What the hell is this? 1316 01:04:10,354 --> 01:04:12,604 - The beginning of the end. 1317 01:04:47,482 --> 01:04:48,503 - A volcano. 1318 01:04:48,503 --> 01:04:49,336 I knew it. 1319 01:04:50,871 --> 01:04:52,121 - I don't know. 1320 01:04:53,888 --> 01:04:56,721 - Well, what's happening, Captain? 1321 01:05:19,097 --> 01:05:22,412 - This is a piece of her dress. 1322 01:05:22,412 --> 01:05:23,329 She's here. 1323 01:05:25,843 --> 01:05:27,315 She's here! 1324 01:05:27,315 --> 01:05:29,232 - And she may be naked. 1325 01:05:37,945 --> 01:05:39,695 - This is no volcano. 1326 01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:49,990 - Come on, let's go! 1327 01:05:51,350 --> 01:05:52,183 - You want my candy? 1328 01:05:52,183 --> 01:05:53,648 You can't have my candy. 1329 01:05:53,648 --> 01:05:54,668 No, you can't. 1330 01:05:54,668 --> 01:05:55,975 What, what? 1331 01:06:00,844 --> 01:06:01,677 Okay. 1332 01:06:01,677 --> 01:06:02,600 Okay, maybe you can have a Kit Kat, 1333 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:05,335 or a Nutty Bar, or something. 1334 01:06:05,335 --> 01:06:07,418 I have a Mega Fudge left. 1335 01:06:17,735 --> 01:06:19,572 Nice shooting. 1336 01:06:19,572 --> 01:06:20,756 - Archery ribbon. 1337 01:06:20,756 --> 01:06:24,006 Guess Weeblo Camp wasn't a total waste. 1338 01:06:25,551 --> 01:06:28,211 - It looks like an ant. 1339 01:06:28,211 --> 01:06:29,378 - Soldier ant. 1340 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,774 This whole mountain is one giant ant hill. 1341 01:06:32,774 --> 01:06:33,633 - But, how could that be? 1342 01:06:33,633 --> 01:06:35,881 Whatever grabbed Carmen has wings. 1343 01:06:35,881 --> 01:06:37,065 Ants don't fly. 1344 01:06:37,065 --> 01:06:38,577 - There's one that does. 1345 01:06:38,577 --> 01:06:39,744 - One, indeed. 1346 01:06:45,399 --> 01:06:47,728 The queen has wings. 1347 01:06:47,728 --> 01:06:49,395 Highest marks, Andy. 1348 01:06:50,608 --> 01:06:52,569 - What are you doing up here, Doc? 1349 01:06:52,569 --> 01:06:55,569 - Figured you kids could use a hand. 1350 01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:01,524 - Josh, it smells like your shoes down here. 1351 01:07:01,524 --> 01:07:02,357 - Shut up. 1352 01:07:02,357 --> 01:07:03,190 - All right, kids. 1353 01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:04,195 Keep harassing 'em. 1354 01:07:04,195 --> 01:07:06,153 - A little help. 1355 01:07:06,153 --> 01:07:06,986 No? 1356 01:07:06,986 --> 01:07:07,819 - Doc, how many more of those ants 1357 01:07:07,819 --> 01:07:09,783 do you think are down here? 1358 01:07:09,783 --> 01:07:10,977 Thousands I would think. 1359 01:07:10,977 --> 01:07:12,612 - Normally, yes. 1360 01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:16,083 But, many years ago the Army just napalmed the hell 1361 01:07:16,083 --> 01:07:20,250 out of this hill exterminating almost the entire colony. 1362 01:07:21,594 --> 01:07:25,761 My team and I went in with specially designed gas guns 1363 01:07:26,845 --> 01:07:30,428 that were meant to sterilize the survivors. 1364 01:07:32,276 --> 01:07:33,664 We completed our mission, 1365 01:07:33,664 --> 01:07:37,831 but not before the surviving ants had their revenge. 1366 01:07:39,879 --> 01:07:43,212 The queen herself killed most of my men. 1367 01:07:44,817 --> 01:07:46,817 - So, it's payback time. 1368 01:07:48,449 --> 01:07:51,805 - She was understandably angry. 1369 01:07:51,805 --> 01:07:54,388 But, yes, I miss my colleagues. 1370 01:08:04,070 --> 01:08:07,487 - Okay, I'm officially freaked out. 1371 01:08:18,266 --> 01:08:20,183 - Turn off your lights. 1372 01:08:26,025 --> 01:08:28,192 We're in the main chamber. 1373 01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:52,276 Regal, isn't she? 1374 01:08:53,714 --> 01:08:56,289 It's no wonder she still reigns. 1375 01:08:56,289 --> 01:08:57,872 - Yeah, I'd do her. 1376 01:08:58,819 --> 01:09:00,152 If I was an ant. 1377 01:09:03,970 --> 01:09:04,828 - I don't see Carmen. 1378 01:09:04,828 --> 01:09:05,911 Where is she? 1379 01:09:24,566 --> 01:09:26,316 - Who are these guys? 1380 01:09:28,286 --> 01:09:29,119 - Ah, yes. 1381 01:09:32,577 --> 01:09:35,070 - The missing Mombata tribe. 1382 01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:36,457 - The warriors who refused 1383 01:09:36,457 --> 01:09:39,874 to leave the island those many years ago. 1384 01:09:41,484 --> 01:09:43,774 - Now, that's a big banana. 1385 01:09:43,774 --> 01:09:44,607 - What are they doing here? 1386 01:09:44,607 --> 01:09:46,266 Why are they in business with the ants? 1387 01:09:47,898 --> 01:09:51,167 - They don't appear to be partners with the queen. 1388 01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:52,514 More like... 1389 01:09:52,514 --> 01:09:53,347 - Slaves. 1390 01:09:55,374 --> 01:09:56,207 - Indeed. 1391 01:09:57,050 --> 01:10:00,217 Enslaved to do the work of the colony. 1392 01:10:03,053 --> 01:10:07,827 - There are only a few giant ants and so many of them. 1393 01:10:07,827 --> 01:10:10,037 - They are oppressed. 1394 01:10:10,037 --> 01:10:12,870 They're souls weakened by bondage. 1395 01:10:18,457 --> 01:10:19,374 - Now what? 1396 01:10:37,413 --> 01:10:38,246 - Look. 1397 01:10:40,883 --> 01:10:41,716 - Carmen. 1398 01:10:54,976 --> 01:10:56,893 - They got a band, too. 1399 01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:04,710 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1400 01:11:06,008 --> 01:11:08,508 ♪ Jungle love ♪ 1401 01:11:09,402 --> 01:11:10,319 - Bastards. 1402 01:11:11,155 --> 01:11:15,815 ♪ Temperature's risin' ♪ 1403 01:11:15,815 --> 01:11:19,943 ♪ Got me burnin', burnin', burnin' ♪ 1404 01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:21,047 - They like it. 1405 01:11:21,047 --> 01:11:21,880 - Of course. 1406 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:24,848 Even abducted and abused, Carmen's got it going on. 1407 01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:27,629 - That's why she got grabbed. 1408 01:11:27,629 --> 01:11:29,756 To keep the slaves happy. 1409 01:11:29,756 --> 01:11:34,091 ♪ I'm in flames ♪ 1410 01:11:34,091 --> 01:11:36,580 ♪ It's a wild thing, baby ♪ 1411 01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:39,600 ♪ Never can be tamed ♪ 1412 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,183 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1413 01:11:43,566 --> 01:11:45,405 - My people are not themselves. 1414 01:11:45,405 --> 01:11:46,727 - You're one to talk. 1415 01:11:46,727 --> 01:11:49,216 - They worship a false god. 1416 01:11:49,216 --> 01:11:51,174 I have come to deliver them. 1417 01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,892 - Indeed, you have. 1418 01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:54,059 And you shall. 1419 01:11:55,546 --> 01:11:56,690 Go to your people. 1420 01:11:56,690 --> 01:11:58,523 Show them who you are. 1421 01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:01,102 - Who is she? 1422 01:12:01,102 --> 01:12:02,448 Who are you? 1423 01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:03,590 - I am Mohacha. 1424 01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:07,757 - The physical incarnation of their goddess queen. 1425 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:09,937 - Maddy, wait. 1426 01:12:09,937 --> 01:12:10,878 - Let her go. 1427 01:12:10,878 --> 01:12:14,024 It's her destiny, but it might be just the edge you need 1428 01:12:14,024 --> 01:12:15,691 to save your friend. 1429 01:12:19,909 --> 01:12:21,409 - Mohacha Benwana! 1430 01:12:35,884 --> 01:12:36,717 - Mohacha. 1431 01:12:38,255 --> 01:12:39,088 Mohacha. 1432 01:12:40,668 --> 01:12:41,501 - Mohacha? 1433 01:12:42,587 --> 01:12:44,098 - Mohacha. 1434 01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:49,707 Mohacha. 1435 01:12:50,550 --> 01:13:04,538 Mohacha. 1436 01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:38,960 - The revolution has started. 1437 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:42,105 Go now, while there's a diversion. 1438 01:13:42,105 --> 01:13:43,042 - Jen, come with me. 1439 01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,779 Andy, stay with the doctor and look after Maddy. 1440 01:13:44,779 --> 01:13:46,862 We're going after Carmen. 1441 01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:15,466 - Josh. 1442 01:14:16,670 --> 01:14:19,443 Josh, I think we should go over this way. 1443 01:14:26,179 --> 01:14:27,012 - Oh, God! 1444 01:14:43,131 --> 01:14:43,964 Thank you. 1445 01:14:44,973 --> 01:14:47,973 - Shut up. 1446 01:15:08,196 --> 01:15:09,696 - Monkey, move it! 1447 01:15:15,993 --> 01:15:18,076 So, I'll call you, right? 1448 01:15:26,368 --> 01:15:27,201 - Stop. 1449 01:15:30,388 --> 01:15:32,055 Mohacha, our friend. 1450 01:15:37,486 --> 01:15:38,403 Our friend. 1451 01:15:43,285 --> 01:15:44,632 - Yes. 1452 01:15:44,632 --> 01:15:45,549 Yes, Maddy, 1453 01:15:47,174 --> 01:15:49,257 I mean, Mohacha, with me. 1454 01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:56,439 - You guys better get down there. 1455 01:15:56,439 --> 01:15:58,234 Help out your homies. 1456 01:16:00,359 --> 01:16:01,609 Go, go, go, go. 1457 01:16:05,304 --> 01:16:06,137 - Carmen. 1458 01:16:07,754 --> 01:16:08,611 - Josh? 1459 01:16:08,611 --> 01:16:09,444 - Yeah. 1460 01:16:10,339 --> 01:16:11,881 Weird, right? 1461 01:16:11,881 --> 01:16:14,571 Come on, we gotta get out of here. 1462 01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:15,404 Let's go. 1463 01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:31,629 - The end is upon us. 1464 01:16:31,629 --> 01:16:33,345 - The island's sinking? 1465 01:16:33,345 --> 01:16:34,178 Now? 1466 01:16:37,346 --> 01:16:38,283 Okay, Your Highness? 1467 01:16:38,283 --> 01:16:39,384 Time to go. 1468 01:16:54,492 --> 01:16:55,325 - Hey! 1469 01:16:55,325 --> 01:16:57,677 Hey! 1470 01:16:57,677 --> 01:16:58,510 Over here! 1471 01:17:01,555 --> 01:17:02,983 - Attention all hands. 1472 01:17:02,983 --> 01:17:04,290 - Who the hell's that? 1473 01:17:04,290 --> 01:17:07,235 - Underwater seismic activity detected. 1474 01:17:07,235 --> 01:17:09,679 Prepare for an immediate departure. 1475 01:17:09,679 --> 01:17:11,939 - I don't see Little Mindi anywhere. 1476 01:17:16,843 --> 01:17:19,371 - Prepare for immediate departure. 1477 01:17:19,371 --> 01:17:22,148 - So, I'll write a book instead. 1478 01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:25,307 - I got Carmen. 1479 01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,315 - Hey. 1480 01:17:26,315 --> 01:17:27,815 - Which way's out? 1481 01:17:31,496 --> 01:17:33,495 - Looks like someone's watching way too much charmed. 1482 01:17:33,495 --> 01:17:34,328 - Long story. 1483 01:17:34,328 --> 01:17:35,329 Doc, exit? 1484 01:17:35,329 --> 01:17:37,695 - I know of a ventilation shaft. 1485 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,278 It's our quickest escape route. 1486 01:17:42,559 --> 01:17:44,892 - I have Little Mindi's bag! 1487 01:17:51,996 --> 01:17:52,829 No. 1488 01:17:55,545 --> 01:17:56,648 No. 1489 01:17:56,648 --> 01:17:59,148 Nobody abandons Chase Newsome. 1490 01:18:03,951 --> 01:18:04,784 - Come on, let's go. 1491 01:18:04,784 --> 01:18:05,722 - I can see it. 1492 01:18:05,722 --> 01:18:07,472 There it is, come on. 1493 01:18:10,236 --> 01:18:12,903 - A bit treacherous, I'm afraid. 1494 01:18:15,219 --> 01:18:16,077 - Treacherous. 1495 01:18:16,077 --> 01:18:16,910 - Really. 1496 01:18:16,910 --> 01:18:20,379 - Look, I just took on a whole room full of ants, okay? 1497 01:18:20,379 --> 01:18:23,282 So, whatever's out there, it's not as bad. 1498 01:18:23,282 --> 01:18:24,115 Let's go! 1499 01:18:49,841 --> 01:18:50,674 - Come on, guys. 1500 01:18:50,674 --> 01:18:51,507 Let's go. 1501 01:18:54,037 --> 01:18:55,548 - Do you like pets? 1502 01:18:55,548 --> 01:18:56,734 - Yeah, I have two cats. 1503 01:18:56,734 --> 01:18:57,834 Both rescues. 1504 01:18:57,834 --> 01:19:00,417 - I've got another one for you. 1505 01:19:01,593 --> 01:19:04,168 Keep him warm, sing to him at night. 1506 01:19:04,168 --> 01:19:05,335 He likes that. 1507 01:19:08,130 --> 01:19:10,092 - Carmen, Maddy, go. 1508 01:19:10,092 --> 01:19:11,425 - Okay. 1509 01:19:15,894 --> 01:19:16,956 - You're next, Doc. 1510 01:19:16,956 --> 01:19:17,978 - No, you run along. 1511 01:19:17,978 --> 01:19:19,981 I have something I have to do. 1512 01:19:19,981 --> 01:19:22,640 I owe a debt to some old friends. 1513 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,151 - You sure you know what you're doing? 1514 01:19:24,151 --> 01:19:25,747 - I'm sure. 1515 01:19:25,747 --> 01:19:26,830 Happy trails. 1516 01:19:42,477 --> 01:19:45,560 Let's finish this, shall we, my dear? 1517 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:51,536 Here's your cough syrup and smokes, Ma. 1518 01:20:02,738 --> 01:20:03,821 - Run! 1519 01:20:08,519 --> 01:20:09,910 - Where's Dr. Harryhausen? 1520 01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:10,850 - He didn't make it. 1521 01:20:10,850 --> 01:20:12,717 - Where's the boat? 1522 01:20:12,717 --> 01:20:14,116 - They left us, I knew it. 1523 01:20:14,116 --> 01:20:15,058 - How could they? 1524 01:20:15,058 --> 01:20:16,204 - That's showbiz, baby. 1525 01:20:16,204 --> 01:20:17,799 Everyone's expendable. 1526 01:20:17,799 --> 01:20:18,966 - So hardcore. 1527 01:20:21,404 --> 01:20:23,974 - We have to flee or die. 1528 01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:28,759 - Big trouble. 1529 01:20:28,759 --> 01:20:30,585 Big trouble. 1530 01:20:30,585 --> 01:20:31,418 - Oh, my god. 1531 01:20:31,418 --> 01:20:32,585 Hold on to me. 1532 01:20:37,847 --> 01:20:40,465 - Honey, what's with the loser? 1533 01:20:40,465 --> 01:20:41,484 - What's going on? 1534 01:20:41,484 --> 01:20:43,558 - My people have resettled in a nearby atoll 1535 01:20:43,558 --> 01:20:44,868 where they will begin again. 1536 01:20:44,868 --> 01:20:46,054 - Can they give us a ride? 1537 01:20:46,054 --> 01:20:47,607 - Our destiny lies elsewhere. 1538 01:20:47,607 --> 01:20:48,587 We must remain strong. 1539 01:20:48,587 --> 01:20:49,651 We must stay united. 1540 01:20:49,651 --> 01:20:51,538 - I imagine that concept comes easy to you 1541 01:20:51,538 --> 01:20:53,255 seeing as how you are a warrior goddess. 1542 01:20:53,255 --> 01:20:55,991 - Prepare for our deliverance. 1543 01:20:57,874 --> 01:20:59,474 - Look, enough's enough. 1544 01:20:59,474 --> 01:21:01,925 If we're gonna die, I want to get a few things off my chest. 1545 01:21:03,886 --> 01:21:06,132 - Maddy, you're the only person I really care about 1546 01:21:06,132 --> 01:21:07,254 in the whole world. 1547 01:21:09,094 --> 01:21:10,606 - Life's a crappy black hole without you. 1548 01:21:10,606 --> 01:21:12,154 I'm a better person with you. 1549 01:21:12,154 --> 01:21:14,603 You made me see so many things that I've never seen. 1550 01:21:16,854 --> 01:21:18,757 - Maddy, shut up. 1551 01:21:18,757 --> 01:21:19,818 - Just who the hell do you think you are 1552 01:21:19,818 --> 01:21:21,818 telling me to shut up? 1553 01:21:21,818 --> 01:21:22,651 - It's cool, it's cool. 1554 01:21:22,651 --> 01:21:24,473 They used to go out. 1555 01:21:24,473 --> 01:21:25,535 - You're back. 1556 01:21:25,535 --> 01:21:26,473 Maddy. 1557 01:21:26,473 --> 01:21:28,273 You are Maddy again, right? 1558 01:21:28,273 --> 01:21:29,106 - Yeah. 1559 01:21:29,106 --> 01:21:30,773 Who else would I be? 1560 01:21:37,340 --> 01:21:38,934 - Hey. 1561 01:21:38,934 --> 01:21:39,996 I was gonna wait for the time to be right, 1562 01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:41,996 but I must tell you now. 1563 01:21:46,285 --> 01:21:48,125 I love you, Jen. 1564 01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,958 I've always loved you. 1565 01:21:51,228 --> 01:21:55,145 - You're such a dork. 1566 01:21:59,553 --> 01:22:01,885 - I have a rock band, you know. 1567 01:22:01,885 --> 01:22:03,635 - Sorry, I'm married. 1568 01:22:06,540 --> 01:22:08,123 - Okay, burn it up! 1569 01:22:09,316 --> 01:22:10,983 Come on, I am ready! 1570 01:22:12,557 --> 01:22:13,390 I'm ready. 1571 01:22:13,390 --> 01:22:15,215 I'm ready for the great metamorphosis. 1572 01:22:15,215 --> 01:22:16,441 Come on, hit me. 1573 01:22:16,441 --> 01:22:17,358 Ow, monkey! 1574 01:22:18,729 --> 01:22:20,362 Hit me again! 1575 01:22:20,362 --> 01:22:23,181 I am ready and I am not afraid. 1576 01:22:23,181 --> 01:22:25,488 - Wait, you guys hear that? 1577 01:22:28,226 --> 01:22:29,059 - Look! 1578 01:22:43,099 --> 01:22:45,182 - Hey, over here! 1579 01:22:46,264 --> 01:22:47,931 We're gonna make it! 1580 01:22:55,730 --> 01:22:57,200 - You guys okay? 1581 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,139 - Oh, my god! 1582 01:22:58,139 --> 01:22:59,556 It's Nick Carter! 1583 01:23:01,431 --> 01:23:02,980 - Some gig, huh, Car? 1584 01:23:02,980 --> 01:23:03,813 - Yeah. 1585 01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:04,656 - What are you doing here? 1586 01:23:04,656 --> 01:23:07,189 - He was supposed to be our surprise musical guest. 1587 01:23:07,189 --> 01:23:08,107 - Yeah, but our instruments, you know, 1588 01:23:08,107 --> 01:23:09,621 they kept bugging out. 1589 01:23:09,621 --> 01:23:10,888 We got lost. 1590 01:23:10,888 --> 01:23:14,321 Bermuda Triangle's a spooky place, dude. 1591 01:23:14,321 --> 01:23:15,423 - Most spooky. 1592 01:23:15,423 --> 01:23:16,770 - We'll discuss this in the air. 1593 01:23:16,770 --> 01:23:17,687 - Let's go. 1594 01:23:28,776 --> 01:23:29,609 Let's go! 1595 01:23:45,892 --> 01:23:48,830 - Oh, look at you, you cute little thing. 1596 01:23:48,830 --> 01:23:50,505 Isn't he cute? 1597 01:23:52,261 --> 01:23:54,426 - Yeah, we got some pretty big gigs coming up. 1598 01:23:54,426 --> 01:23:55,981 A lot of major label interest. 1599 01:23:55,981 --> 01:23:57,534 - You can sign it, To Jen, love always. 1600 01:23:57,534 --> 01:24:01,783 And you can put your phone number on it, too. 1601 01:24:01,783 --> 01:24:04,110 - I don't believe it. 1602 01:24:04,110 --> 01:24:07,110 It felt like a dream, but it's real. 1603 01:24:08,153 --> 01:24:12,039 - Yeah, you were something else back there, let me tell ya. 1604 01:24:12,039 --> 01:24:14,456 Pretty hot with that machete. 1605 01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:18,126 - But, you made it happen. 1606 01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:22,347 You acted when nobody else would. 1607 01:24:23,436 --> 01:24:24,868 - I think I was curious to see what would happen 1608 01:24:24,868 --> 01:24:27,451 if I actually did do something. 1609 01:24:28,380 --> 01:24:31,713 To tell you the truth, I did it for you. 1610 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,719 - You know, the aquarium is enslaving a whole family 1611 01:24:45,719 --> 01:24:48,577 of killer whales for the summer tourist trade. 1612 01:24:48,577 --> 01:24:49,577 - I'm there. 1613 01:24:50,457 --> 01:24:54,032 Last thing I want to do is piss off another water mammal. 1614 01:24:57,898 --> 01:24:59,410 - Hey, wait! 1615 01:24:59,410 --> 01:25:00,964 Wait! 1616 01:25:00,964 --> 01:25:02,106 Wait, I'm here! 1617 01:25:02,106 --> 01:25:03,454 Hey, wait! 1618 01:25:03,454 --> 01:25:05,597 Wait! 1619 01:25:08,227 --> 01:25:09,778 All right, we gotta keep it together. 1620 01:25:09,778 --> 01:25:11,207 Where there's a will there's a way. 1621 01:25:11,207 --> 01:25:12,457 Come on, Chase. 1622 01:25:13,490 --> 01:25:14,573 Remember JFK. 1623 01:25:15,490 --> 01:25:16,323 PT-109. 1624 01:25:17,468 --> 01:25:19,633 Survived on coconuts. 1625 01:25:19,633 --> 01:25:20,716 Son of Tomax. 1626 01:25:22,025 --> 01:25:23,578 Come on, Chase. 1627 01:25:23,578 --> 01:25:25,134 Where there's a will there's a way. 1628 01:25:31,509 --> 01:25:34,009 Nobody abandons Chase Newsome. 1629 01:25:48,351 --> 01:25:49,184 - Pew. 1630 01:26:01,393 --> 01:26:04,810 - I ain't going into any jungles wit cha. 1631 01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:13,853 - You guys okay? 1632 01:26:20,728 --> 01:26:22,561 - The queen has wings. 1633 01:26:28,959 --> 01:26:29,792 - Go away! 1634 01:26:35,297 --> 01:26:37,047 - This is no volcano. 1635 01:26:57,447 --> 01:26:59,697 - Worldwide service my ass. 1636 01:27:02,736 --> 01:27:03,819 - I'll do it. 1637 01:27:04,983 --> 01:27:07,316 I'll get everything we need. 1638 01:27:09,701 --> 01:27:13,534 - Are we still getting paid for the whole gig? 1639 01:27:14,575 --> 01:27:17,575 - I don't see Little Mindi anywhere. 1640 01:27:26,727 --> 01:27:28,354 ♪ It ain't goin' ♪ 1641 01:27:28,354 --> 01:27:33,491 ♪ Is this the right time, it's the right time ♪ 1642 01:27:33,491 --> 01:27:35,945 ♪ I'm afraid, I'm afraid ♪ 1643 01:27:35,945 --> 01:27:38,799 ♪ Of falling behind ♪ 1644 01:27:38,799 --> 01:27:41,374 ♪ Is this a bad time, it's a bad time ♪ 1645 01:27:41,374 --> 01:27:44,068 ♪ It's the right time, it's a bad time ♪ 1646 01:27:44,068 --> 01:27:48,035 ♪ And I'm afraid, I'm afraid of falling ♪ 1647 01:28:01,018 --> 01:28:02,518 - Monkey, move it! 1648 01:28:19,883 --> 01:28:20,716 - Mahacha. 1649 01:28:22,336 --> 01:28:23,169 Mahacha. 1650 01:28:25,159 --> 01:28:30,333 ♪ It's about time, it's about time ♪ 1651 01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:32,228 ♪ It's a bad time, it's a bad time ♪ 1652 01:28:32,228 --> 01:28:36,311 - Predatory fungus with a dash of horseshoe crab. 1653 01:28:40,397 --> 01:28:41,886 - Okay, one more. 1654 01:28:41,886 --> 01:28:42,719 Action. 1655 01:28:44,053 --> 01:28:48,665 - You know, most girls are afraid of bugs, but I'm not. 1656 01:28:48,665 --> 01:28:51,748 In fact, I think you're kind of cute. 1657 01:28:53,033 --> 01:28:54,091 All right, big boy. 1658 01:28:54,091 --> 01:28:55,944 God, I'm sorry. 1659 01:28:56,829 --> 01:28:57,662 - Cut it. 1660 01:28:57,662 --> 01:28:58,519 Ready to roll. 1661 01:29:06,406 --> 01:29:10,529 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1662 01:29:10,529 --> 01:29:14,577 ♪ Jungle love ♪ 1663 01:29:14,577 --> 01:29:18,136 ♪ Temperature's risin' ♪ 1664 01:29:18,136 --> 01:29:22,180 ♪ Got me burnin', burnin', burnin' up ♪ 1665 01:29:22,180 --> 01:29:26,799 ♪ And I can't control it ♪ 1666 01:29:26,799 --> 01:29:30,508 ♪ I'm in flames ♪ 1667 01:29:30,508 --> 01:29:32,361 ♪ It's a wild thing, baby ♪ 1668 01:29:32,361 --> 01:29:34,975 ♪ That can't be tamed ♪ 1669 01:29:34,975 --> 01:29:39,975 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1670 01:29:40,974 --> 01:29:45,019 ♪ Fire, fire ♪ 1671 01:29:45,019 --> 01:29:49,100 ♪ Sweaty and sweet ♪ 1672 01:29:49,100 --> 01:29:52,780 ♪ When we kiss ♪ 1673 01:29:52,780 --> 01:29:57,272 ♪ Can you feel the, feel the, feel the heat ♪ 1674 01:29:57,272 --> 01:30:01,197 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 1675 01:30:01,197 --> 01:30:04,828 ♪ We got it bad ♪ 1676 01:30:04,828 --> 01:30:09,322 ♪ I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1677 01:30:09,322 --> 01:30:13,608 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1678 01:30:13,608 --> 01:30:17,654 ♪ Jungle love ♪ 1679 01:30:17,654 --> 01:30:21,167 ♪ Temperature's risin' ♪ 1680 01:30:21,167 --> 01:30:25,415 ♪ Got me burnin', burnin', burnin' up ♪ 1681 01:30:25,415 --> 01:30:29,824 ♪ And I can't control it ♪ 1682 01:30:29,824 --> 01:30:33,420 ♪ I'm in flames ♪ 1683 01:30:33,420 --> 01:30:35,381 ♪ It's a wild thing, baby ♪ 1684 01:30:35,381 --> 01:30:37,955 ♪ That can't be tamed ♪ 1685 01:30:37,955 --> 01:30:42,955 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1686 01:30:47,549 --> 01:30:52,377 ♪ I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1687 01:30:52,377 --> 01:30:56,378 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1688 01:30:56,378 --> 01:31:00,353 ♪ Jungle love ♪ 1689 01:31:00,353 --> 01:31:03,812 ♪ Temperature's risin' ♪ 1690 01:31:03,812 --> 01:31:07,979 ♪ Got me burnin', burnin', burnin' up ♪ 1691 01:31:07,979 --> 01:31:12,632 ♪ And I can't control it ♪ 1692 01:31:12,632 --> 01:31:16,230 ♪ I'm in flames ♪ 1693 01:31:16,230 --> 01:31:20,761 ♪ It's a wild thing baby that can't be tamed ♪ 1694 01:31:20,761 --> 01:31:25,761 ♪ Jungle fever ♪ 1695 01:31:26,645 --> 01:31:30,402 ♪ It's a wild thing, baby ♪ 1696 01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:34,444 ♪ It's a wild thing, yeah ♪ 1697 01:31:34,444 --> 01:31:38,571 ♪ It's a wild thing, baby ♪ 1698 01:31:38,571 --> 01:31:42,307 ♪ It's a wild thing, yeah ♪ 106089