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- Morning.

- Morning.

- Oh fuck.

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- What the hell are you doing here, man?

- Look, I can't stop thinking about you.

- I mean, how did you find me?

How did you?

- I work at the DA's office.

- What?

You work at the DA's office?

- Yeah.

- I've never seen you there.

- I've only been there, well here, a few months.

My wife got transferred. - Jesus fucking Christ.

- I think I'm in love with you.

- No, no no no.

Don't go there.

My ad stated NSA, role play.

NSA as in no strings attached.

I really hate my life right now.

- Let me take you to lunch.

Just lunch, and that's it.

You won't ever see me again.

Please.

- When?

- Well, when's your shift over?

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- You got a little something right there.

(laughter)

- Okay, thanks.

- You know, for some reason

I knew you were the one for me.

I knew that you would be safe.

So how often do you hook up with ...?

- Not too much.

I get in these moods sometimes, you know?

I mean, Hawaii's a really small place,

and you can't really ...

That's why my ad is what it is.

- Yeah, what'd your ad say again?

- "Married.

"Looking for a bit of experimentation.

"Going with the flow.

"Somebody cool, somebody stable,

"somebody just visiting for the weekend like I am.

"Role play's a plus.

"Someone who's up to live out a fantasy

"that they never thought they'd allow themselves to have.

"A top if it goes there."

Something to that effect.

- I can't stop thinking about you.

I can't get you out of my head.

So how long have you been married?

- Technically, I'm not married.

- Okay, well, I for sure am married.

- Great.

You're just not visiting.

- Neither are you.

- The DA's office, huh?

- Yeah.

- Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. - What?

What?

- Jennifer Lannigan.

- (laughs) Jennifer Lannigan!

She is the biggest bit-- - My girlfriend.

- Oh, no.

I didn't, I had no idea.

- She's a bitch, I know.

- [Brett] Okay.

- Pretty much everyone says that about her.

- Yeah, well at least she's smokin' hot, right?

Wait a minute.

Just the other day, she was talking about you!

You're Swell, aren't you?

And she said that you were 100% straight!

(laughter)

- That's why I need to stop doing this, you know?

I knew sooner or later it was gonna catch up with me.

It's like, it's just way too close to home.

- So ...

What are we gonna do?

- Well, we're gonna stop this right here, right now.

That's what we're gonna do.

- Okay.

Well, how about,

how about a gentleman's agreement?

Why don't we, I don't know, do it again?

- No!

I mean, what part of "no" do you not understand?

- Okay, hear me out.

So it's not gonna be anonymous anymore.

It's gonna be different.

But does it have to be anonymous for you to be turned on?

- I'm not sure.

- Okay, well.

We'll play it by your rules, alright?

On your terms.

Just, the next time you're

looking for a role play, hit me up.

And I promise in the meantime, I'll quit stalking you.

- How did you get my info?

Seriously.

I mean, I didn't even tell you my name.

- I watched you drive away.

I saw your license plate,

plus you had a fireman's insignia on your truck,

and I'm a pretty good investigator.

- For the DA's office.

- Yeah.

- But you're not an attorney.

- No, I'm an investigator.

- So you don't really see Jen that much.

- No, I see her all the time.

I'm like her favorite detective.

I'm really good at what I do.

So do we have a deal?

- Fuck.

- Okay.

We'll just make believe that

we're lovers behind closed doors,

and the rest of the time, we're not.

I can live with that.

I mean, after all I am married.

- With children?

- Yeah, with children.

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- You said that you couldn't be with women

unless they gave good head.

- That's true.

I here that guys give better head.

- They do.

- You've had blow jobs from guys?

- Hell yeah.

(laughs)

Really?

- Yeah.

Really.

But not for a very long time.

- I mean sometimes I'll check guys out,

not in a sexual way or anything like that.

It's just that I have a small dick,

you know.

And I'm curious.

I've always been curious.

- 'Cause all guys are curious.

- Really?

- Yeah really.

- Maybe I should try it.

- Well given that you're so into blow jobs

maybe you should.

- How?

- I'll show you.

Okay there's this site.

You're what would be considered a bear so,

you should try this one.

- Oh dude!

Ha.

Hey this is our secret yeah?

- Sure.

- No seriously,

I don't want anybody to know that we had this

conversation ever.

- No problem man.

- K thanks.

Alright so I don't want anything,

radical.

- Radical?

- Yeah like,

no anal.

- I don't really do prostrate massage so we're good there.

- Okay but you do do full body massage right?

- Yeah.

- 'Cause you're ad says that you do full body so,

you know do you,

do happy endings?

- This is like a real legit,

you know this is massage.

- Yeah but,

you're ad is on a men for men dating site.

And you know you've said that you provide a happy,

full body massage.

- I do massage everything,

just not you know,

cocks and balls and prostrate.

- K so you don't do blow jobs?

- No definitely not.

I told you I'm straight,

you know that.

- Yeah but my buddy said that's all part of the-

look if you're so straight,

then what are you doing advertising on a men for men

dating website?

Okay that's pretty fuckin' gay

if you ask me.

- Well it's business,

and guys like you pay a lot of money for guys like me.

- Whoa,

guys like me?

- Yeah.

- Okay you know what,

do you at least do hand jobs,

or anything?

No that I want one,

I just.

- No dude.

- It's fine, it's fine.

I'll just,

get a regular massage then I guess.

- Okay sorry man.

- It's fine,

It's just,

and if I get a boner?

- I'll ignore it,

work around it.

- Yeah of course.

I'm sorry.

You're not even that good looking to begin with.

You know you're kind of old

and you're losing your hair,

and you're sort of fat,

and bordering on the,

you know the.

- Okay you know what?

You can leave now and I won't even charge you

asshole.

- Awesome.

See you later loser (laughs).

Actually I won't be seeing you later.

Bu.

(laughing)

- Yeah I'm the loser?

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- You're kidding me, right?

- No, I was under the impression

this had all be worked out.

She led me to believe. - Robert.

- [Stanley] Okay, I'm gonna leave.

- No, you're not going anywhere, Stanley.

- Well, then I'll just wait in the next room.

- Do you trust me?

- No, Stacy, not at all.

Seriously, I don't trust you at all.

- You've been wanting me to get a strap-on, Robert.

- Oh my God, are you seriously gonna go there?

That's a completely private conversation.

Conversation between you and me.

- Just hear me out.

- No, that is so personal and intimate.

- Look, Stanley is insanely attracted to you.

- I don't care.

- And you are insanely attracted to me.

- Oh, no no no no no, I'm not.

I'm not attracted to you at all.

Not in this moment.

I would venture to say that I am turned off by you,

insanely turned off.

- So what's that, then?

- You are insane.

- He's attracted to you.

You're attracted to me.

And I'm attracted to Stanley.

I mean, in love with you.

- I'm gay. - He's gay.

And, strapping on a dick just doesn't seem natural to me.

- Oh, but this does?

- Yes, totally.

Just try it, Robert.

- No, not tonight.

- Yes, tonight, now.

- Definitely not.

Dude, just so you know, here's the deal.

I'm not interested in guys in that way.

I don't know what she told you, but I'm not.

- Have you ever had your ass eaten?

- Jesus, no.

- You might like it.

I'm sorry you don't find me attractive.

- Stanley, you're a good looking guy.

And I suppose if, on some level I was to consider,

which I'm not, you know.

- No, I don't know.

- Maybe, under different circumstances.

- So what would those circumstances have to look like?

- I don't know, not this.

- But you've thought about it.

- I know, yeah, maybe, I thought.

Maybe it would be nice to feel something,

you know, back, you know.

- What's going on, Robert?

I mean, you know, the cat's out of the bag.

Let's just talk about it.

- You're the mind reader.

You tell me.

- He wants to do it, but he's completely right.

I didn't think this through.

Robert doesn't like any kind of pre-meditation

for these sorts of things.

- Sexual things?

- Well, kinky things.

He likes to be surprised.

- Seduced.

- Yeah, that's probably a better word for it.

- No.

Surprised, I like to be surprised.

- Do you trim or shave your pubes?

- Why?

- He doesn't trim or shave anything.

- Whole?

- Totally natural.

- Why?

- It's just, I like natural guys.

We all have our fetishes.

What are yours?

So you're open to the possibility.

- No, you know, not tonight.

- But, you're open to the idea that

you might feel this way in the future?

- Possibly, but nothing's gonna happen tonight.

- I'll walk you out.

No, darling, it's not gonna happen.

But, we are gonna have some fun.

Some genuine, down to Earth fun.

- We'll see.

- Bye.

- You're in love with him,

and that really pisses me off.

- I'm not in love with him, Robert.

I'm in love with you.

- You're a slut.

- This is true.

But, you'll notice it doesn't really bother me.

- Meaning?

- Meaning, I think you'll find it hot.

- Robert.

- Swell.

- Where you been?

- Oh, nowhere.

I was at Stacy's last night.

- What's going on?

- Nothing.

Not a thing.

Swell.

- Robert.

- Well, how kinky is Jenn?

- You mean, besides the fact that she

prefers to be fucked in public places?

She's not kinky at all.

You guys have been together over five years.

Maybe she's just trying to spice things up.

What does she wanna do?

You can tell me.

I can tell you want to tell me.

- Actually, I don't.

What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

- I fucked a guy after a swim meet once.

- You did not.

- I did, honestly.

- No fucking way.

You're shitting me, I know it.

- Okay, whatever.

- Did you really?

- No.

- I hate it when you fuck with me.

- I like to fuck with you.

Robert, what does she want you to do?

- Nope.

- Fine, then I'll just ask her.

- You do that.

- Come on, dude.

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- How was it?

- He said it was clearly stated in the ad

that it was legit.

- Was it?

- I don't know, I left.

I'm not paying for some random dude

to feel me up all over.

- Well maybe you should put that in your ad.

- What are you talking about?

- Create your own ad.

- Oh no, no no no no no, no way, man.

What if somebody sees it?

- That's the whole point, dude.

- You know what I mean.

- Come here, I'll help you.

Look.

- Hey, I really appreciate you doing this for me, man.

Thank you.

- Okay, so.

Okay, here's the site that we're gonna use.

- Yeah, yeah, okay.

- Hairy, inexperienced, curious, straight bear.

- I'm not a bear.

- Yeah, you are.

Looking for a chaser.

- Chaser, what the fuck's a chaser?

- To give me a.

- Look, I'm sorry if I don't know all these

asinine terms that you're using.

And how the hell do you know them?

- Looking for a chaser to give me a mouth party.

No pic, no response.

- Mouth party?

Do you have to say bear?

Is that? - Okay.

Let's see what this yields.

Do you have any cock photos?

- Cock photos?

- Cock and body.

- No face?

- Not unless you want the whole world to see.

- No no, I can make that.

- Okay, now hit post.

- Okay.

No, they want my phone number.

There's no way I'm giving 'em my phone number.

- It's just for verification.

Nobody is actually gonna call you.

- Alright.

Okay, yep, there it is. - Got you going, man.

- Okay, I think I'm nervous

- Well, I'm a little bit nervous for you, too.

But, you know, life should be exciting.

- Seriously, how do you know this much

about all this stuff?

- [Robert] What's going on, hoe bags?

- Nothing.

- Well, I'm headed to Sawn's Cove.

Wanna come?

- Hell yeah.

- Later.

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- It's like so hard for me to look her in the eyes now.

- We can't talk about Jen.

That's not gonna work for me.

- She's just, she's so tough.

- Yeah, well, that's what I like about her.

Girls like that, they're like putty in my hands,

and I like that I have this kind of power over them,

and they have zero power over me.

Girls like her, I'm used to that.

So, why guys?

Why now?

- I mean, I could ask you the same thing.

- Yeah, well, I've been doin' this a while, dude.

- Well, when I was 14, this kid up the street told me

that he knew how to make a girl squirt, and--

(laughing)

Which, frankly, I didn't even understand,

but I knew I wanted to learn.

Anyway, he gets this girl, and she, basically,

got completely naked and let us go to town.

I mean, it was all very clinical,

or I guess you could say technical,

but yeah.

I mean, I had no idea,

but he taught me that a clit is basically like a tiny penis.

- And some are bigger than others.

- Yeah, and he showed me right there on his own penis.

He pulled it out right in front of her,

taught me how to feel for it, how to stimulate it,

and of course, the whole mouth thing.

- Wow.

- The whole thing was, it was so exciting.

I mean, I'm feeling that, and I'm into everything, and then,

it happened, the first real, I don't know what you'd say,

explosion happens.

- She squirted?

- Yeah, and I mean a lot.

While he and I were basically making out in her pussy.

- Holy shit.

- [Black Haired Man] Yeah, dude.

- Damn.

- Yeah, so, to this day I've always had this thing

about wanting to do that sort of thing again.

My friends were always like,

"Dude, how do you get the hottest girls in school?"

I was like, "I don't know."

I mean, I didn't really talk about it.

I guess, maybe, I was embarrassed about it or something.

I don't know.

- So, you don't kiss and tell?

- No.

Never.

- And your wife?

- My wife, she's actually different.

I mean, first of all,

she had no clue about my specific skillset,

but she was just somebody that I could really hang with,

you know?

Just really hang.

I mean, I didn't even have a sexual thought about her

until, 'til I did, but it wasn't until I really knew her,

and unlike any other girl, for her,

it wasn't about getting her off.

- Yeah, I don't really hang well, ya know, with girls.

- You just like to fuck 'em.

- Yeah, pretty much.

(laughing)

- I mean, I think all guys are like that.

Aren't we?

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- Well, all I know is I looked,

and I looked, and I looked.

And there you were.

What about you?

- Well, I was a competitive swimmer

in high school and college.

I was completely competitive.

I always have been.

There was this guy who was like my arch rival.

Anthony Harrington.

And he always kicked my ass.

We were showering together after,

and he says to me,

well, you got me beat there, buddy.

And at first I didn't know what he was talking about.

And then, he gestured at my junk.

And so I checked his out.

And he had, by far, the smallest weenie

I'd ever seen in my entire life.

I actually felt pretty bad for him.

And he said to me, man, I would love

to have a cock like that.

And I said, well, how do you want it?

I mean, I wasn't even thinking.

And he got a hard on right away.

He tried to cover it up, but I saw it.

And he ran out of the showers.

He was mortified.

He was dressed and out the door

before I even dried off.

To be fair, I was kinda flopping it around and shit,

which, you know, I kinda like to do.

- So, you're an exhibitionist.

- I guess.

I mean, like I said, very competitive.

- Well, you do have a beautiful fucking cock.

- Yeah, well, whatever.

So I went home that night and I jerked off

thinking about him, but it wasn't

like I wanted to fuck him.

It was more like, I wanted to dominate him, you know?

Demolish him.

- That's crazy.

- Yeah, it's pretty fucking sick.

So, the next week, we were at finals.

And he couldn't even look me in the eye.

But he still managed to beat me.

But this time it was just by milliseconds,

because I swear to God I just had to beat him.

So after the race, I'm following him out in the dark,

and I take him behind the building into this bunch of trees.

And I fucked his brains out.

- What?

- No condom, no nothing.

I did the deed, and I got my stuff and I was about to go.

But he wasn't quite finished.

And he said, will you hold me while I jerk off.

And I'm like, no fucking way, dude.

Can't you see that I'm done?

I mean, that was what I was thinking in my head.

But, I do consider myself a generous lover,

so I laid back down and I held him.

And then he asked me if I would tell him I loved him.

And I did.

- Role play.

- Yeah, in my head it was total role play.

But the more I said it,

the more I felt like I really meant it.

And the more he responded,

until he was actually crying.

Like, real tears dude.

I felt like I really did love him.

I mean, he was just so vulnerable.

Tough, but so vulnerable.

And it was totally awkward afterwards for the both of us.

And so I was about to leave,

and he said to me,

thank you so much.

Thank you for understanding.

Thank you for being so real.

Thank you for letting me beat you today.

I was like, dude, I didn't let you beat me.

And he was like,

yeah, you did.

You always let me beat you.

- Wow.

- In some way, like you,

I guess I'm always trying to repeat that one experience.

- Did you see him again?

- No, actually I didn't want to.

Though, I think he did.

- What happened to him?

- He was killed in Iraq.

He joined special services, I know that.

Maybe even a SEAL.

He was a killer swimmer.

Strong, strapping and strong.

He died saving the life of his partner.

You know, his SEAL partner.

- Geeze.

- The funeral was so fucking intense.

Thousands of people, and his partner

was just sobbing uncontrollably the whole time.

I was watching him and I could tell

he was trying to keep it together,

but once those tears started flowing,

it was just all over.

- Damn.

- All I kept thinking was,

they must have been lovers, you know?

Can you imagine that?

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- [Mike] You know, I think our first experience really

impresses on us.

Anyway...

Lately, I've...

I've thought about it.

A lot.

Doing something with a guy,

it doesn't make me feel like

I'm cheating on my wife, somehow.

- [Swell] That's a little messed up.

- Yeah, I guess.

- Wow.

- Do you feel like you're cheating?

- Yes... Absolutely...

- And you don't feel guilty?

- No, I mean I totally feel guilty.

I mean not entirely guilty,

because... I'm not married,

or even fully committed,

but... yeah man... I definitely feel guilty,

and like I'm cheating.

- So you really do feel something when it's going on?

- Yeah, I guess on some level.

On some level it's pretty hot.

- (chuckles) Well, sex doesn't drive my relationship

with my wife, it never did.

It's other things, you know?

Like, I wanna take care of her, and the girls, and,

I have that whole provider thing going on.

She needs me... And, I like that.

- ...But?

- But (laughs)

I can't shake the whole...

wanting to make out with a guy thing.

And...

we have, two daughters...

and her entire focus is on the girls.

And rightfully so, they need her, but...

I don't know, sometimes I actually...

I feel left out, or something.

So, I've been trying to...

find a safe way to...

explore.

- Yeah...

I think, it's healthy to have life experiences.

I mean, I know I'm not going to my death bed thinking,

I wish I did this, that or the other thing.

Instead, I'll probably end up headed straight to

Hell in a handbasket. Deservedly.

- You seem like such a great guy, Swell.

- I'm not dude,

I'm an asshole.

I'm a opportunistic,

lying, cheating,

competitive

asshole.

(bird chirps)

- Well.

Can we make a pact?

- Mmm, Maybe.

- Can we promise to never lie to eachother?

- You mean...

other than all the lying that we've already done?

- I mean from this point forward.

- I can try.

- Mike?

What are you feeling,

right now?

- I think you know what I'm feeling.

- Yeah,

well...

I'm feeling it too, dude.

(rain falling)

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(kissing)

(car door opens)

(rustling)

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- Brand new pants.

- What can I say?

- I'm not complaining.

- That was pretty fucking hot.

- So you are, you're clean right?

- No, I'm positive.

I thought I told you that.

- What the fuck?

- I'm on my last bout of penicillin from chlamydia.

I thought I told you that.

- Are you kidding?

- I just got a couple more days on the antibiotics.

You should be fine.

- Seriously dude.

What the fuck?

- Of course I'm drug and disease free, you fucking idiot.

- That's not even funny to joke about.

- Well, I told you I'm an asshole.

- Would you ever consider something

a little more long term?

- I think I am considering it.

But if we're being honest here,

I do know one thing for sure.

I don't think I could ever give up pussy.

- Nobody said you have to give up anything.

- And you don't think that would be cheating on your wife?

- You've got a point.

- How much?

What's he mean how much?

I'm not fucking paying him.

- He's not asking for money.

He wants to know how much you're gonna charge him

to let him suck your dick,

and swallow your load.

- No way, dude.

No way, he's too old.

- For money?

You couldn't let this guy suck your dick for money?

- Hell no, man.

No, I'm not gonna take this guy's money.

Jesus, I'm just looking for a guy to suck my dick

just once so I can find out how it feels.

I'm not a fucking prostitute.

And I'm not gonna do it with someone that old and ugly.

- He's not that old.

And I could sure use the money right now, that's for sure.

I'll charge him.

Here, give me your phone.

I'm gonna take the dick picture, look away.

- Oh, geeze.

- No anal.

- Okay.

So you don't want me to touch it?

Or, you don't want anything inside it?

- Nothing inside, it's a one way street.

- Okay, fair enough.

- And if it's not happening naturally,

don't try to make it happen.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- If I don't have a hard on and you're working on it,

and it's not happening, then it's not happening.

- Okay, here's the deal, dude.

I'm not paying you 150 bucks to give you

a massage for nothing to happen.

If you can't get it up and come,

then it's free.

- I agree to those terms.

- Cool.

- So.

- So go back out, knock on the door,

and just pretend that I'm your physical therapist,

and you're my client.

- Should I be limping, and stuff?

- Yeah, that would help.

- Alright.

(knocks on door)

Hi. - Hi.

- Oh, I forgot the doctor's note.

Should I go back and get a doctor's note?

- Let's just see.

So how's that feel?

- That feels good.

- And here?

How's that, good?

- It feels really amazing.

But it's actually the other leg.

- Oh dear, sorry.

- That's alright, man.

It's all good.

- You know what?

Let's have you jump up here on the table.

- Should I take these off first?

- No, leave 'em on for now.

- I'm gonna take 'em off, anyway.

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- What's up, man?

- I know you're the investigator and everything,

but I couldn't help notice ...

How do I put this?

You know I'm gay, right?

- No, actually, I didn't.

- Okay, well, I'm gay.

- Okay, great.

- And being a gay man and single and shit,

I occasionally go on Said's List.

Yeah, you sent me your picture.

- Okay, look.

I would never send my picture online, ever, okay?

I only did it this one time.

- Yeah, and I was interested,

but you should know being new here,

it's probably not a good idea

to send real photos of yourself.

- Look, I would only send my picture

if I was planning on actually meeting up with somebody.

- Yeah, and it was me.

But you just started working with Jen,

and I really, really need this job, so I ...

- You blew me off.

- Yeah.

Look, there's more.

I was in State Park Kalakaua the other day.

I couldn't figure out what you were doing with Swell,

I figured Jen must've introduced you,

and I should've left it there,

but I being a nosy fucking fag, I just decided to--

- You followed us?

- Yeah.

- I'm officially freaked out.

- Hey, no, listen.

I promise you I won't say anything to anyone ever.

Honestly, I'm pretty jealous at how lucky you are.

I mean, Swell.

Making out and everything, that's just crazy.

- Look, nobody knows about us, okay?

And he would be pissed if anybody found out, okay?

So, look, this whole thing is just getting out of control.

- Has this been going on for a while?

- No.

Well, yeah. - Wow.

Swell.

Oh my God, if Jen ever found out she would shit bricks

and then pound our skulls in with them.

- Jen's not gonna find out.

- No, but trust me.

You can trust me, okay?

So this is not just a one-time thing, then?

- No.

- Wow.

Shit.

- Okay, I'm freaking out.

- About what?

- This whole thing.

This is all pretty new to me.

- Oh, the guy thing.

- The guy thing, all of it.

- I remember your initial emails, you did seem pretty green.

- Okay.

- Look, I promise you I won't ask any more questions, okay?

Even though I'm really dying to know.

- Yeah, well I appreciate that.

- Does Swell have a big dick?

- You know what? - Sorry.

- Seriously, I'm about to lose it.

I don't even know what to do, please!

- Okay.

I'm sorry.

It's a small town, I just happen to know you

and I think you're really attractive,

and I just don't, I don't want you to think

that I will go and tell anyone, okay?

And seriously, if you ever need to talk to someone,

I can be a good friend too.

- Thanks.

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(birds singing)

(indistinct talking)

(water falling)

- (man with surfboard) need to jump in here right now.

- jumbled up

- Yeah. If it's not gonna be windy tomorrow.

(water falling)

(indistinct talking)

(water falling)

(indistinct talking)

- (Short man) Great call on the dope food.

- (Tall man) (whispers) Great call.

- Oh, Cyrus.

- (Man in shirt) Sybill.

- Cyrus, Sybill. How's he doing?

- She. She good.

- I was at base the other day. Andrew Spence?

- Yeah, what about him?

- He told me to tell you to call him. How do you know him?

- Same way you would, bra.

- Is he as big an asshole as he was then?

- I don't know, abou-

I don't know.

- If you ask me, Andrew Spence is a creep.

- Oh, super creepy.

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- (Man without shirt) (sighs)

What you looking at, bro?

Hey, I asked you one question, bro.

Well, what do we have here?

Ah. Ah.

Cgrunting)

Hey.

What?

Where do I find you?

Come on, bro. What you say, bro? (mumbles)

Have it your way, bro.

We meet every Thursday.

(crying)

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- Sammy.

Sammy.

Who the fuck are you?

- Who the fuck are you?

(yelling)

- What are you doing with these homos?

- What are you doing here?

- What the fuck are you doing at these fucking hours?

- Dude.

You need to leave.

Like now.

- You wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?

- You are not on duty.

There is nothing you can do to me, you fucker.

- You're on my property,

threatening me and my family.

We can do whatever we want to you.

(door slams)

(car screeches)

- What's going on?

- Back to bed, Everett.

- I'm not your fucking child.

And I'm not going away until I

find out what's going on here.

- Everett.

- Who was that, Sammy?

- Nobody.

- Sammy. - Nobody.

- What's going on, Sammy?

- Nothing.

- Dude.

- You want some coffee?

- No.

- Well I need a cup of coffee.

You want one?

- What's going on, Sammy?

- Nothing.

I think I'm gay.

- You think?

- Alright, let's just talk this out.

- I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

- For what?

- For everything.

I'm sorry for everything.

I'll leave tomorrow.

- You're not going anywhere, dude.

- I lied to you, Swell.

I lied to both of you.

- Sammy.

You're not going anywhere, Sammy.

- I'm just a liar and a loser is all.

- You need to fucking stop talking like that, Sammy.

I think we need whiskey.

- Good idea.

- So.

You think you're gay, or?

- I don't wanna be gay.

- So, Cyrus, Cybill, or.

- No, I don't like, I don't like girls.

I don't want girls.

I want guys.

- Guys like that?

- No, just.

Just local guys.

- Local thugs?

- I'm sorry.

- Don't worry about it, Sammy.

- You don't hate me?

- No, I don't fucking hate you.

I love you, dude.

I mean, am I shocked?

Yeah.

But, I fucking love you, man.

- I do too, bro.

And I agree with Swell, you're not going anywhere.

Unless you really wanted to.

But that would be a tragedy.

- Yeah.

Who would clean our house?

- I get it.

- But yeah, who would clean our house?

- It's okay, dude.

But if you're gonna have a boyfriend,

we need to find you a proper one.

Now line those up.

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(gentle guitar music)

- [Brett] Hello!

- Dad!

- Hey girls! - Daddy!

- I missed you.

- Do I need to be preparing for something?

- No.

Cynthia, no, absolutely not, no.

- It's funny.

You remember that movie Savages?

- Of course.

Oliver Stone.

- Yes, I love that movie.

I love those boys.

- [Brett] Yeah.

They were so different, and yet unique.

You remind me of the sensitive one.

And I always thought it would be better

if they were lovers, too.

Not with her, but with each other.

I swear to God I'm so obsessed with that movie.

And I always wanted you to have someone special like that.

- What do you mean, like?

- Someone special.

A special male friend.

You don't have any male friends that are special that way.

- What way?

- It's crazy, I really fantasize about that.

- Fantasize.

What part?

What do you fantasize about?

- I don't know.

All of it.

I'm not sexual the way she obviously was.

And the one was so romantic, and you're very romantic.

I feel like I don't give to you that way.

- Cynthia, no.

You do, okay?.

- Are you careful?

You have to be careful, Brett.

- I can't believe we're having this conversation.

- The truth is, when you come to me

after you're with him, you're so full of life.

It overflows onto me, it overflows onto us.

I really, really don't want it to stop.

I like the way he smells on you.

I really do.

It's pungent and strong.

Is he very strong?

- Yeah.

- Do you love him?

- No, not, not like I love you.

I love him differently.

I love you more.

Look, if you want me to stop, I'll stop, okay?

Just-- - Can I meet him?

- No, no, absolutely not.

He would not be down with that.

- He doesn't have to know who I am.

Has he seen me?

Does he know that you're married?

- Yes, no.

Yes, he knows that I'm married,

and no, he's never seen you.

He doesn't know what you look like.

In fact, we ran into your sister on our second date.

- She said he was astonishingly beautiful.

- [Brett] What?

- And even more sexy.

- She said that?

I mean he's alright, but ...

- [Cynthia] Just, we won't tell him.

- This is so bizarre.

I cannot even begin to tell you how strange this is.

- I really haven't felt threatened.

Really, I haven't, it's so strange.

- Did your sister pick up on anything

between me and him, or?

- No, she just said he exuded sexuality,

and that he was sultry,

and that she would for sure fuck him.

And she asked me to ask you about him.

- What?

Wait, why didn't, why didn't you say anything to me?

- It didn't seem like an issue,

and I wouldn't have put the two together.

This relationship is so different.

I feel like I can tell you everything.

- Now I know why you like that film.

You always did.

This makes sense.

- Well, you know.

I really want to meet him, Brett.

Just don't tell him that it's me.

- Who are you?

Who am I talking to?

- It's pretty crazy.

I'm like, I'm really excited.

Would you say you guys are close

like those guys in the movie?

- I mean, no, we're not dealing drugs or anything.

- [Cynthia] I really, really want to meet him.

- Okay.

Okay.

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(water running)

(water running)

- Hey, Sammy.

This is Cavika.

- We've met.

- We have?

- Yeah. Your Christmas party a couple years ago.

- He's been asking about you ever since.

(laughter)

- Seriously, man?

- Yeah. Seriously.

- Cool.

Hey, how come you never said anything?

- Well, actually we didn't even have the slightest clue

that you were even, uh.

You guys enjoy.

- So, uh.

So would you say you're more of a top or a bottom?

- Wow, you really cut to the chase, huh, bro?

- Sorry, man, you know it's just.

- No, no. I understand.

But you know, I'm probably more of a bottom.

- Not reversed?

- No, no, no. Probably not.

You?

- Top. Total top.

So, Robert says you're an amazing chef.

- Yeah, well, he doesn't really know.

- Like being a sous chef at a Solay.

- Well, yeah.

- Isn't that like the best restaurant in all of Hawaii?

- Well, on Honolulu for sure.

But on the Big Island, they got all these major restaurants

and these fancy resorts, yeah.

- Oh, I didn't know that.

- Yeah.

We should go sometime.

- That'd be great.

He also said that the only thing you liked more than cooking

was cleaning.

- Uhm, yeah.

- For real?

- Yeah, for real, man.

- Wow. Bottom, that looks like you,

who loves to cook and clean.

- You know I look way better with my shirt off.

- Oh, I know. Believe me, I know.

Unless you've lost some of it since.

Oh, I think I'm in love. Dude, seriously.

So, when do you want to get married?

- Come on, man, don't go there.

- What?

- No, it's just, you know, we just met and we haven't even.

- Okay, so let's go to your bedroom.

- No, I can't do that here.

I'm sorry.

- Okay.

Let's go.

- I'm sorry.

- Am I being too forward?

- Maybe a small tiny bit.

I don't know, I kinda like it.

(birds chirping)

- So what do you want me to do?

(laughter)

Of course.

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- This changes everything you know.

- No, I don't want it to.

Seriously, I really don't want it to.

I would feel really, really bad.

- Are you like?

I mean...

- I don't even know.

I just wanted to meet you.

- Cynthia could smell you on me.

She likes the way you smell.

- It's not sexual though.

- Well it can be.

- Well, no it can't actually.

I just really want to know you.

Like who your first love was and why.

And how old you were when you decided to be a fireman.

- My dad was a fireman.

- And you love your dad.

- Absolutely.

- Is he still alive?

- No.

- I'm sorry.

- Thanks.

- Did he die fighting? - Yes.

- I'm so sorry.

- It's okay.

He died a hero.

He had a heroes funeral.

- You never told me this.

- You never asked.

- Are you ever afraid?

- I think on some level I'm always afraid.

Like always, always.

- Really? - Yeah.

- But you do it anyway.

- Yep.

- Like surfing big waves.

- Exactly.

- So you surf those really big waves?

- I do.

- And you're not afraid.

- Nope, not afraid.

Completely and utterly terrified.

- And you do it anyways. - Yeah.

- That's crazy.

- Yep, probably.

But as terrifying as that is,

all this terrifies me way more.

- All this?

Ah, so of course you came.

- Yeah.

- I really like him.

- Thanks Mom.

- He calls you Mom.

That's pretty kinky.

- We do have two daughters.

- Okay.

I'm hot, anybody up for a swim?

- Okay.

(birds chirping)

- Hey,

what the hell are we doing down here?

- Look, Swell.

We've been caught.

- What do you mean?

- I mean, we've been caught.

Stanley from the office, he.

- Jen's Stanley?

- Yeah.

He saw us together.

- What did he see?

- Everything.

Look...

I'm sorry.

- Wait.

You know what.

I don't care.

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