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Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

This'll be a shorter charter...

Anthony Evans and Chris Loar.

Anthony is a gospel artist.

They'd love to get off the boat for a picnic.

Man, I'm so grateful that they took all this stuff up here.

-My back. -Like *bleep*.

Obviously, Lexi's been let go, and we have two charters left.

I do not want the client to feel the impact.

How are you guys gonna do it with two people?

Isn't that gonna be crazy?

I work better under physical pressure.

I'm better at my job when I'm running around

like a headless chicken.

Two-person team, better than four.

A lot of work for us, though.

The dinner was excellent.

My plate had a lot of dark fish,

so I don't think you should ever serve that.

I feel insecure when I get any criticism.

My last boat, my captain would be,

like, horrible words the whole time.

Leaving such a supportive bubble, I'm concerned.

Trying to get that level of acceptance from new people.

[gasps] Dave!

You should have come to me that he was hurt!

It's gonna be Mzi mornings, Dave lates.

Lloyd and Mzi will now just kinda

have to step up their game.

There's a lot of responsibility in the morning shift.

I completely forgot about the paddleboards.

Please take the anchor ball down.

-Oh, sorry. -For *bleep*'s sake.

-What up? -David, get out on deck.

I think people are getting tired.

Six minutes till we get to the marina.

*bleep*'s sake.

Five feet off the dock.

Come on, Mzi.

Ugh *bleep*.

Okay, we can put this one on, we can put this one on.

We're about to hit some ground lines, and it's my fault.

*bleep*'s sake.

Getting stern lines across now.

Come on, Mzi.

-Ah. -Quick.

Ugh *bleep*.

Okay, we can put this one on, we can put this one on.

Bump ahead.

The port dolphin is right in front of me, I can't.

Guys, we need to hurry.

Kick the stern to port five feet.

-Mzi, where we at? -Almost there.

Okay, wait, we have to watch them throw the rope.

You don't have to throw it where the line's going,

you throw it the shortest distance.

-Cool. -Let's throw, Mzi, come on.

Lloyd, Malia, talk to me... what's going on on the bow?

Port bowline on, waiting for my starboard line on.

-Hurry. -Sorry.

What in God's name did you do here?

I'm kinda at my wits' end

with how many mistakes are being made.

Mzi ----ed up that line, and Lloyd...

dude, you forgot the anchor ball.

Come on, we're making ----ing rookie mistakes.

Just take up all the tension by hand

and lock it off on the cleat.

Lloyd, which one are you taking up tension first?

Starboard, as we're quite far over.

Copy, that works for us.

Drop-off day. How did we do this?

It would have been all right if Delaney was here from the start.

Yeah, that is true.

Because then, like, she would have been trained.

Yeah.

How's your laund looking?

Looking good.

Have you checked with Captain Sandy, are her sheets done?

-Yeah. -Thanks, Coco.

You're welcome.

-Get ready. -Okay.

On the starboard line, we are now at tension.

Copy, understood.

Nice work.

[sighs]

I still have to do the closet.

-Oh, yeah, yeah. -Yeah.

Should be a lot more chill than last dinner.

Won't be any rumble?

No, there won't be any rumbles tonight.

-No ultimatums? -No ultimatums ever again.

I'm always worried I'm gonna get reprimanded.

No, so, I've actually been thinking about this for a while.

I do wanna give you these.

Yes! Stop!

I don't want you to think I'm just doing this now

-because it's only me and you. -Yeah.

Like, I honestly think you deserve this.

Like, I never have to ask you for anything.

You're always just on it.

You have worked your ----ing ass off,

and without you, I would be ----ed.

Officially ----ed.

-So... -Yay!

Oh.

Thank you so much.

Holy sh--.

Dude, like, I see myself like a junior stewardess.

Oh, my God, stop it.

It's nice to hear that she actually notices,

like, how hard I've been, like, trying and stuff.

Stop it.

I've honestly learned so much, and I'm so happy.

Oh!

Look! I have a new stripe!

What! Damn, girl!

Congratulations, I salute you.

You got way more stripes than I'll ever have.

I can take the carry-ons, if you like.

Yeah, thanks, Katie.

Deck crew, we've got luggage ready

in the main deck lobby whenever you guys are ready.

Copy.

It's been a busy morning.

Oh, it's been a morning.

You can take your mask off.

It's been a rough morning for Mzi.

I think he's terrified of me right now.

Started off great, I was all smiles and happy.

It's just frustrating.

Once you *bleep* one thing up and your day starts off

like that, it's just a bit of a ripple effect.

I know that I can do better, and I should be doing better.

How do I look, do I need to go touch up or anything?

You look beautiful, Malia.

Oh, thank you, Mzi.

Sure.

Oh, suddenly I forgot you dropped a heaving line.

Katie, I'm gonna leave this one for you.

No!

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna leave this one for you.

-Actually? -Yeah, yeah.

Did you want me to place your hat somewhere?

-Sure, yeah. -Promise I won't steal it.

-Yeah, you can wear it. -I really like it.

Man, now I feel bad.

I don't know if I can accept this.

No, yeah, I want you to have it.

Thank you so much, Ben.

It's a really nice gesture, but it feels wrong

because he was flirting, and I don't wanna, like, egg it on.

We're gonna fight over it now.

Yeah, we are.

It's a vibey hat, I'm here for it.

-Hey, Mzi? -Yeah?

Have you seen my stripes recently?

Where'd you get those?

-Oh, second stew! -She got promoted.

Mine are still very green.

Super happy for her.

Where'd you get those?

-Yay! -Oh!

Yeah, Courtney!

Ready to go.

All crew, all crew, guest departure.

On the dock in five minutes.

Mathew?

Mathew, Mathew, come to the dock.

-On my way. -Thank you, Katie.

Sorry, guys.

Fancy seeing you here.

I didn't realize everybody was out already.

Thanks, bro.

Appreciate you. Thanks.

-Lovely to meet you, Ben. -Yeah, likewise.

Amazing!

-Really special. -Nicely done.

Thank you very much, appreciate it.

Did you find it upstairs, the hat?

I haven't been up.

My biggest thing with... with all of you...

well, Mat, your food's nuts.

All of you, everything that you guys offered,

you did with a smile, and it felt real genuine.

We really appreciate y'all's attitudes,

so thank you very much.

And we got a little something for you.

-Oh, thank you very much. -Thank you guys.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you, nice to meet you.

-Bye, we'll see you soon. -See you soon.

Nice work.

Let's get out of our whites, into our reds,

and meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.

-Yeah. -Woo!

Yeah.

One more.

How do people get changed so ----ing fast?

-I don't know. -Like...

It's a talent.

Thank you.

Charter number six.

Katie, I allowed you the space not

to bring on another stewardess.

You showed me that you could do this, so...

-Thank you. -Well done.

I see the interior is busting their asses.

Like, they're working so hard.

But last charter, I don't think the work would have gotten done

without the help of deck crew, because it's just so much.

Everyone's taking on responsibility and clearly,

deck crew is exhausted and making stupid mistakes.

Courtney, you're such a positive energy,

and you work really hard, and I see that.

Thanks.

And Mathew, not one client has ever complained,

and I'm just, like, blown away.

Deck crew, you guys... you gotta work it out.

You were challenged with logistics,

and you can be more focused.

But you took it to the next level for the beach picnic.

-Thank you. -Okay.

So, $15,000... $1,362 per person.

Very grateful.

So tonight, you know the wine that we carry on board?

You get to go to that winery.

-Woo-hoo! -Stop it!

-Yes! -Best day ever!

Cheers, well done.

Back on the train.

Mzi, what's happening to your hose?

It was just spinning out of control.

They're having a runaway water hose.

So horny!

Is that your runaway water hose?

Come on, be professional.

Operation Water Hose, kinda like Operation Line Handling.

The mistakes the guys are making are kind of piggy-backing off

of Captain Sandy's disciplining me,

so I'm a little more on guard.

I'm always trying to be the best that I can be,

and I always want to impress Captain Sandy.

I don't want her to think that I'm a sh-- bosun.

Deck crew, let's meet on the bow, please.

All right, guys, let's have a quick deck meeting.

I'm sure some of you noticed

the tension on deck this morning.

-No? -Yeah.

Yes?

Do we know why that is?

Feedback... this is an actual question.

Do you guys understand why I might have tension this morning?

Coming up...

Everyone's going through a ----ing rough time, and, like,

I'm sure some of you noticed the tension on deck this morning.

Do we know why that is?

Feedback... this is an actual question.

Do you guys understand why I might be...

have tension this morning?

Okay.

And the anchor ball.

Please take the anchor ball down.

-Oh, sorry. -For *bleep*'s sake.

What do all these things have in common?

Exactly.

We have crushed it, everyone's been learning,

and it really, really gets under my skin

when we start making rookie, rookie mistakes.

I mean, Mzi, you're green,

but there's a point where you have to give yourself

a hard time about it and say look,

I shouldn't be making these mistakes anymore.

And that's how you stop being green.

-Yeah. -It's charter six.

You should always know what to do next.

Dave, I know you weren't up for it.

I walked in at the perfect time to see you chatting to Mathew.

But you see me hustling, I expect to see you hustling.

You have four minutes.

-How's it going? -Yeah, it's gonna be a new...

David, get out on deck, please, now.

Heaving lines, set up.

You're usually the guy I can count on

to set a good example for everyone.

You're either meeting that benchmark, or you're not.

Mm.

I will work through anything so as not to let my team down.

But I was asked to take a step back because of my leg.

I did.

When you step off this boat and you start looking

for your next job,

you can expect someone to not be as nice about it.

You can expect that.

So, what I want is for our next charter to absolutely nail it,

because I know you're better, and I wanna look it, okay?

On that note, let's get some trash off.

Good chat.

You okay?

I'll be back next charter.

What are you gonna drink tonight?

Yeah, but what piss are you gonna suck?

-Probably pink. -No!

Why am I... why do... why am I not allowed rosé?

It's when we see Mr. Extra Nasty.

No, no, no, I'm gonna be...

like, no matter how much I drink,

I'll be a good boy tonight.

I don't have anyone to sass.

Talk to me, bro. What's up?

What happened this morning?

I didn't put the paddleboards out.

Oh, right.

Sandy just asked why they weren't there,

and then for the heaving lines,

I think Malia was getting a bit tense.

Mm-hmm.

Everything's just so fast-paced this morning.

There's so much pressure.

From then, I'm just in my own head.

Hey, don't worry about it.

For me personally, it just sucks that

I'm a disappointing to Malia.

I will own it and grow from it and try better the next time.

It's just one of those mornings.

Katie, Malia, Mathew, meet me in the crew mess

for charter number seven's preference sheet meeting.

The last one.

I am so excited knowing this is the final charter.

Like, the last one.

You can do anything for four days.

It's like, I just wanna get the *bleep* off this boat.

All right, charter number seven, last charter.

-Woo! -Wow.

Ian Wallace and Jemele Hill.

Ian is a successful Detroit-born businessman.

Look at that.

And his wife, Jemele, a journalist, are in Croatia

to celebrate their one-year wedding anniversary.

Cute.

To help celebrate, they have brought along their friends

Michael, a sportscaster, and his wife, Crystal.

Is he on ESPN, Michael Eaves?

Mm-hmm.

Terrence, an entrance attorney, and his wife, Deborah,

an actress, and Ian's friends

from high school Ronnie, and his wife, Janeiro.

They're all very high-profile clients.

On night one, Ian and Jemele would like to celebrate

their first wedding anniversary.

I do not have any hidden talents.

I was a dancer growing up, so, like, my talent is doing

stewy things on big, white, floaty things.

All of the guests would like a picnic off the boat.

Wow, that won't be a problem, right?

Mm.

-Right? -Right.

Not even one plate has been sent back.

Have you ever?

Never... never seen that in my life.

I'm very excited that I've had a perfect record

so far this season, as far as no guest complaints,

except for Sandy's fish, unfortunately.

Constructive criticism... my plate had a lot of dark fish.

Sorry about that.

No, but they... it was delicious, thank you.

This is how neurotic I am.

She didn't even complain, all she did was give me feedback,

and it's still in my head.

I think they're gonna be nice,

but they're gonna have high standards.

Mm.

We're gonna kill it, I just know it.

-Thank you. -Copy that.

Dave, you all right?

How so?

You just seem different, or upset, or sad.

No, I'm good.

There's nothing wrong, I'm just a bit more in meself.

Yeah.

I don't mean to come across anything else.

I think it's just end-of-season stuff, innit, or nearly there.

Oh, my God, can I come?

-Can you bring it down? -Bring it down.

Yeah.

Stuck in my throat.

Are we... are we just gonna let all this go?

What?

He's left me a quote.

-Oh, God, stop. -Oh, God.

I'm gonna vomit in my mouth.

That hat's so fresh, though.

"How quickly jealous I become of the wind when it, not I,

gets the privilege of properly messing up your hair."

-Damn, Ben! -Woo!

Did someone just sext me in poetry?

Yep.

Did you just tell me in a poetic way that you wanna *bleep* me?

-Nice. -Noice.

Katie from Colorado.

Thanks, Ben.

The hat is cool.

Yeah, the hat's cool.

Well worth whatever you had to do.

Coming up...

[retches]

He said he's feeling really tight-chested.

I'm sending Lloyd to shore

Ooh, that's about the phrasing.

Dude, you keep taking Tinder breaks,

we're gonna be here all day.

-Are you actually on Tinder? -No!

Malia, can you get in the shower, please?

-Yeah. -Because I really need a shower.

I'll be longer, I'm trying to be nice.

Let's go, I only have... we have 45 minutes.

We've only got 45 minutes to go!

[babbling]

* Forty-five minutes, hey, hey, hey *

Oh, you just whipped my testes with your hair.

This is the 4XL.

Look at the size... look...

Wait, it's actually wider than it is long.

Second-to-last night out with this crew,

so it's sad thinking about it coming to an end.

You've just gotta take advantage of it,

the time you've actually still got.

[humming]

We're ready.

All right, let's go!

Can we have some champers?

-Bye, bitch! -Bye, bitch.

Who's got a drink? Who's got a drink?

-----ing A. -Lads, lads, lads.

Ooh-ey-oh!

I really wish we had someone fit.

Like, I'm not saying the boys aren't fit.

They're, like, fit and cute in their own way.

But, like, they're too much like bros now, you know?

That's the... that's...

Even Mzi, like, you know, like, me kissed sometimes

but, like, still, there's no sexual chemistry there.

-No. -I've got the dad bod.

-For a child. -You have a built bod.

No, no, I've got a dad bod.

Dad bod means belly.

I have, too!

Meanwhile, and in the guys' car, dude, nice shirt.

Yo, dude, you look cool.

I'm bald.

Can I come in for a spoon?

Not today.

No.

-What? -No!

-Dave! -No!

This is so pretty.

I'm a vineyard boy.

Whew.

Wow.

Holy mother of...

I definitely love wine...

Red wine, white wine, I don't care.

I would... I do drink it every day.

Yeah, naughty.

Katie has the naughtiest model face.

[chattering]

Yes, this is what I need in my life.

We are going to get dirty, okay?

Yes, I'm all about it.

He said it!

He's speaking my love language!

Oh! They're so big!

That's rank.

They've all looked better than that.

I cannot believe we're at our last charter already.

I know!

After that first trip, I was, like...

What have I signed up for?

How many days do I have left? I think I had a countdown.

Yeah.

That would be perfect. Cheers to that.

I think it's really cool for us to get away from the boat,

get away from this environment, and just enjoy each other.

We're just a weird little messed-up family, and I like it,

so why not spend a few more days together?

-I love that. -Yeah.

-To the goose. -The motley crew.

To the OGs.

-Are we going inside now? -We're going to the cellar.

Where is it, is it in this door?

Ooh, nice.

-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God, stop.

This is so pretty.

We've got the queens in the middle.

Yeah, the queens always sit in the middle

and then people sit around us.

-Two days left. -Yeah.

I spilled.

-Oh, my God. -Hell, no.

Yes, Mzi, one last *bleep* up.

Hopefully the last, but you understand my side.

Like, I have to be hard on you sometimes.

I can't always be your friend.

I am not gonna fault you in the slightest.

It's been an amazing experience.

If I didn't actually have faith in you,

I never would have put you on morning shift.

But the beauty of it is

the next time you're gonna do it

you'll remember me screaming at you.

Mzi definitely still has a lot to learn.

I mean, he's doing a great job,

but I wanna push him just a little bit more.

I wanna train the guys to the point

that I know that they're confident on deck.

They're not gonna get coddling from their next bosun.

You're gonna be fine.

-Cheers to us! -Yeah!

No, no, wait!

-Very motley crew. -Wait, I have a speech.

Oh sh--.

I just wanna say a special thank you to Katie,

because you're the best boss bitch I've ever met.

Yeah.

This charter has been hard, but me and Katie

obviously appreciate, like, all the help that everyone's given.

Yeah.

I literally am so happy, and I, like, love you all so much.

-Aw! -We love you.

And Dave-O, the laundry...

Dave-O. *bleep* Dave's amazing.

I love you all, like, good vibes all over.

Like, you're all just amazing vibes, and I love it.

Courtney, I'd say you're weirdly our foundation.

Oh!

-Yeah, you are. -You are.

See, I literally will be, like, in a mood,

-and then she will come up. -Yeah.

And then within about, like, 30 seconds...

Yeah, you're the sunshine of my day.

...to a minute, we are, like, giggling, laughing.

Yeah.

I'm like, what are you doing to me?

Even when I can tell you're exhausted, you're upset...

-Yeah. -you still, like...

You're, like, hey, it's Coco.

You do something funny, and you lighten the mood.

Thank you so much.

-Here's to Coco! -Here's to Coco!

Thank you so much, guys, I love you all.

Rosé's my favorite.

And since then, like, I decided...

Shut the *bleep* up.

I need to apologize. Are you joking?

Shut up.

Oh!

Yeah, Courtney!

Thank you!

I feel so bad that, like, I was joking so much about it.

We both think the world of each other,

and acknowledging this whole situation,

I hope that it helps us get back to where we were,

like, on a friendship level and stuff, because he's great.

I love you so much.

Is it really only 7:21?

-Yeah, I know. -I get so wasted.

This is so nice, this place, though.

This is my favorite night out.

I think because Lexi wasn't here, and I'm so anti-Lexi.

Stop!

I hate that word.

-Oh, I hate you. -You're a bad human.

But I hate you.

She was out of line, you were saying some sh-- things.

You were saying, like, "I hate you," or whatever.

-I did. -But you didn't, like...

But she would take it to the next...

She took it to the next level.

Like, the very first time in the hot tub,

her and I ----ing hated each other.

You're ----ing a ----ing deckhand.

You ----ing deckhand!

You're a ----ing bosun, stand the *bleep* down.

But here's the thing, is what I realized is that

her and I grew up very similar.

Like, I know what it's like to grow up

in a very strict religious household

and try to combat against that, and I think a lot of, like...

She had bad parents.

No, my parents are amazing.

Your parents should have aborted you.

No, but at the same time, she's trying to still be

loved by her mom, which is a very ----ed-up

situation to be in.

And I've also been in that situation, you know?

And not that that's an excuse,

but I think that, you know, when she...

She's also going through a sh-- time...

-she's just lost her dad. -Exactly.

You didn't miss anything.

Why are we talking about her, she's gone.

I know she ----ed up massively,

but I don't think at heart that she's a terrible person.

-No, I don't either. -Disagree.

She did some really sh--ty... yeah, okay, you disagree.

She's gone.

Like, Mathew, you've got your wish,

and you're ----ing lucky to be here also.

So, I feel like you, out of any crewmember right now,

does not have the authority to speak bad about her,

because you have been just as bad.

Zip your little pie hole, mate,

drink your ----ing wine, and eat your dinner.

Because she did some things,

everyone had a reason to feel the way they did towards her.

-She's a horrible person. -See, I've... no, no, no.

-No, she... -Okay, mate...

-No, no, no. -You can't say that.

-No, no, no, so you-- -I can.

She's a human being, and she ----ed up massively.

-Everybody is human. -That is what happened.

Everyone is human, and...

I'm still angry about her standing in my dirt pile.

Unfortunately, it affected all of us, and I said Lexi,

you've gone against everything I morally stand for.

I wanna give you another chance.

Yeah, but Mathew's right, everyone is going...

She's...

Everyone's going through a ----ing rough time, and,

like, nobody has to take it out on other people.

Coming up...

You can say what you wanna say.

I think she's going through a really rough time.

Tough time, yeah.

Do I think she's a terrible person?

-No. -No.

Yeah, but everyone is going...

Coco's going through a tough time.

Exactly.

Are you okay? What's wrong?

I know that everyone deals with things differently,

but no matter what you're dealing with,

you don't have to be a *bleep* to people to, like,

deal with something, okay?

Everyone's going through their own sh-- always, and yeah,

You are a gem.

Like, I never even knew that you were going through things,

and you're such a legend, you are.

But some people don't have that.

I know how much it affects you,

and you deal with it in such grace.

But Malia, stop calling Lexi a nice person.

She's not a horrible person, she's going, like...

No, she's the worst.

I'm sick of all this Lexi-defending.

Yeah, I... I... I completely agree.

I would also like to say that the yachting industry should

take the firing statements of, like, every other profession.

Just because it's yachting doesn't mean that it should be,

-oh, like, we'll allow it, bra. -Yeah, yeah.

If you did that in the UK,

you'd be getting a prosecution against you.

Yeah, but Lloyd, in a normal world, you don't live and work

and go out and do everything together.

No.

In a normal world, you go to work from 8:00 a.m.

to 5:00 p.m. and then go home.

It will always be different.

I took a lot of time and effort to change my career,

and then I certainly didn't expect to come into

this industry and be faced with issues like this.

My previous experiences and the experience on this boat

with Mat and Lexi has made me wary of what's the next job,

and is it gonna be such a safe and understanding environment.

Yeah.

-I'm going for a wee. -I'm coming.

I'm still mad from when she stepped

in my pile of dirt and wouldn't move.

Worst-case scenario is Lexi being

in a very bad place after this.

I've been there, I've been in dark places,

felt sh-- about myself.

And they prescribed me meds, and in my head,

I'd convince myself that if I just took everything I've got,

I'd go to sleep for a few weeks.

All I remember was waking up in a hospital bed

the next day, just, like...

I was empty.

And I was so ----ing scared, eh.

Obviously that's a very dark ----ing turn.

I'm just trying to say even though she wasn't

a nice person to me, she is still a human being.

Dave's all religious about Lexi now.

I'm not at all. Just ----ing stop.

-Just oi, Mat. -I'm sorry.

Mat, seriously, listen.

-I'm sorry, I'll... -Just ----ing stop.

-Okay. -No, I'm not happy.

-Today, it... it was sh--. -Why?

That's all I got, I ain't got nothin' more.

-Okay, guys, we're going. -Let's go, let's go home.

Let's leave before the vibe drops.

Oh, dear.

I love you so much, and I know you're going

through a tough time, and I'm always there for you.

-Thank you. -Tell me.

It's too close to the end.

Thank you so much. Hvala.

David, you can say what you wanna say,

especially if it's me.

Come on, girls, I'm with you.

Got it.

Why'd Dave get upset all of a sudden?

Dave can't describe why his vibe dropped

without upsetting the unity.

-With me. -With me.

-Who is it with? -With me.

It's with me.

Speak your mind, baby boy.

I ain't got nothing to say, honestly.

-Oh, my God, Dave, shut up. -Well, you do.

It's just I...

I'm tired, everyone's ----ing tired.

For me, its just difficult to come from

nearly four and a half years on boats...

Yeah.

Like this morning, I felt like I was being told off

for something that was a bit ridiculous.

And there's nothing against it.

Like, it's petty sh-- okay, it's petty sh--.

I'm harder on you because you work

at the same pace that I work.

You work at a bosun's pace.

You saw me today, that was at Lloyd and Mzi.

But I don't hold them to the same pedestal that I hold you.

I think as a leader it's like the same thing,

-how I feel about Court. -Yeah.

You get the less direction, and you are expected the most.

Right.

It only stung when you said to me, like, it...

am I the problem.

It gets to a point where I feel like

I'm being condescended, underappreciated.

And what I wanna say to you is I completely understand you.

I appreciate you, completely get it.

You know that you're lucky to be here, right?

Your food's good, but, like, you did act a little bit of a knob.

Yeah, but I...

I'm lucky to be here, but at the same time,

I don't give a *bleep*.

Like, how much... whoa, whoa.

I'm holding a bottle of tequila and two beers.

We're back!

I just want some big old sweatpants.

Me, too.

Why is it so cold around here?

Who wants a gin and tonic?

Come on, bitch.

Let's do this shot.

Girls, bitches.

Hey!

I just "magungaed" in my pants.

I'm gonna regret this.

-Okay. -Bitches!

*bleep*

[shouting]

Shake it!

Yo... somebody's farted up in this joint, and it ain't me.

That's me, I'm sorry.

Somebody's farted, and it's Malia.

I'm gonna come out for a ciggy 'cause it stinks so much.

Sorry to break up the party, everyone!

We're not in uniform.

Woo-hoo!

I'm so horny.

-Oh! -Oh!

Oh, my... no!

This is not okay!

I'm not happy.

I can't!

Coming up...

Lloyd!

Slow down.

I'm so horny!

-Oh! -Oh, my... no!

No!

This is not okay!

That laugh...

My chest hurts from laughing.

And now I am the drunkest human being on this planet.

He's back.

Yeah, I'm going to bed.

[snoring]

Stop!

Ah!

Thank you so much.

Yeah, you want some champagne?

You all right?

[mumbling]

Oh, my God.

Today it's gonna be windy.

I'm guessing we're going early, because there's 26 knots.

I think this is not the charter I wanted to end on.

Well, that's gonna be a sh-- show.

These people seem nice,

but they're gonna be a lot, you know?

-With two people. -I'm scared this trip.

I mean, we can always obviously help out wherever...

No, I know, you guys... it's not on you guys, you know?

Last charter, the guests were not very demanding.

If all my time in yachting has taught me anything,

it's that it won't happen again.

Good times.

I think it's gonna be a hectic last trip.

Yeah, me too.

Oh ----ing ugh!

Of course.

Hello, Lloyd-O.

Hey.

Yeah, I just can't find my radio, and, well, it's just...

Is that it?

I think it's that one there, that's because... ugh.

What's wrong?

Don't be stressed.

It's all right.

I'll be all right in a minute.

I've got a lot going on in my head...

am I gonna find a new crew, what's the next job,

and is it gonna be not a place that I wanna be?

A little bit overwhelming.

-Radar's a good one to have. -Oh.

Do you think you'll stick with the deck side,

or do you wanna do engineering?

If I'm honest with you, I just want a job, like, after this.

Yes.

Hey Malia, come meet me on the bridge now.

Copy, I'm on my way.

Ow!

-Morning. -Good morning.

Unfortunately, the wind's gonna come in earlier, so

-we're gonna take off earlier. -I saw that.

Okay.

And we're just gonna anchor off Sibenik

and then receive the guests over there,

and head to our wind-secure anchorage that we go to.

Okay.

All right, sounds good.

All right.

My stomach's so sore, I don't get it.

I just feel sick, and I don't know why.

I think it's, like, nerves.

A little bit of anxiety, or a little bit of nerves,

but I genuinely feel like I've made the right decision.

Like, that's what my gut's telling me, that's why I did it.

I really don't have any regrets towards it.

I think I did what needed to be done

and what was best for the boat.

-Very anxious. -Yeah.

I don't like it.

Okay, for this last one, as we're coming off the dock today

we've got a lot of wind.

Lloyd, I'd like you on the bow,

because I just feel like you're the most comfortable up there.

Yeah.

Are you gonna be okay with that today?

-Yeah. -Okay.

And then we'll be on the stern, okay?

-Last charter! -Yeah.

Sweet, guys, thank you.

All crew, all crew, that is provisions just arriving.

Guys, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Last provisions! Woo!

This can go on the floor in the walk-in.

Last one ever. Feels so good, right?

We need to focus on just getting off the dock.

Let's just... I'm gonna take the box.

Just take the flowers down.

Malia, you can start freeing up when you're ready.

Copy.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Okay, I'm taking these down and then gonna

go back down to the laund.

Captain Sandy, that is starboard stern lines on board.

Go ahead with the port line on the bow.

Understood.

Starboard line on and clear, releasing port now.

Go, go, go, just drop it, yeah.

That is all stern lines on board.

How's the bow looking?

Looks like he's pulling it now, Captain Sandy.

Are all lines in?

Bow, bow, are all bow lines in?

Lloyd, is it clear to maneuver?

That's all lines in, and port dolphin is pulled.

Whew.

Everything will be fine.

Courtney, Katie.

Can you jump up and do Captain Sandy's cabin

straightaway, please?

She's out of it now.

Copy that, on my way.

Yo, I was thinking cheesecake for lunch,

but then I see the primary... is he, like, anti-cheese?

I'm stressed.

-She has... -Come on, let's go.

She has cheesecake, though. I'm just gonna go with it.

Should I try to make cookies too, or no?

-Oh, my God. -What?

Three nights. Three nights.

All right, let's do this... fenders in.

Copy that, four in the water.

Do you copy, drop the anchor?

Copy, dropping now.

Lloyd.

Slow down...

That is white at the waterline.

Thank you, we're good.

Copy.

Something is off with Lloyd.

Some, like, really rookie mistakes were made.

They're mistakes that he usually wouldn't ever make.

That line is not all the way on deck.

Yeah.

If that line were to slip and run, we'd be ----ed.

-Yeah. -All right?

I really need you to step it up.

Yeah.

I really need you to pick up your game, okay?

Yeah.

I don't know what's going on, but I need the Lloyd back.

We can make it a slightly long line

because we've gotta fit that blue one in.

Yeah.

Do you wanna jump into laundry

and just smash out all the linen?

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Oh, my God, Daddy, I'm so pumped for this last charter, okay?

Guests are arriving here,

so we can stage towels, chairs, and a shoe basket.

Malia, do you wanna put the swim ladder in?

No, but good question.

Okay, will you two do a top-to-bottom, please?

-This looks great. -Yeah.

[gagging]

Lloyd?

Okay, will you two do a top-to-bottom, please?

-This looks great. -Yeah.

[gagging]

[retches]

Lloyd.

Did you just get sick? What's going on?

Go get off the deck.

Go chill out for a bit, okay?

All right.

You need to just let me know if it worsens, okay?

-Yeah, yeah, all right. -All right.

Ugh.

Ugh.

-How come I feel so dead? -Don't know, me too.

Yeah.

Captain Sandy?

Sorry, I didn't wanna call over the radio.

Lloyd's feeling really tight in the chest.

I just sent him to get off the deck for a bit.

It started this morning,

and I could just tell something was up.

He, like, was getting sick

and he just said he was feeing really tight-chested.

We should take his blood pressure.

Hi. Drink some water.

Lloyd... where'd he go?

-He's just in his cabin. -Hey, Lloyd.

I'd like for you to come up to the bridge.

Do heart problems run in your family?

No.

Come with me.

Let's take your blood pressure.

Sit.

I don't know if you know, but I don't think Lloyd's very well.

Yeah, I do know, thank you.

Is it worse?

I'm gonna have you lay down after this.

-You're gonna be okay. -Yeah, I know.

I feel stupid.

Look at me... you're gonna be fine.

Yeah...

Don't feel stupid.

All right...

You can use my bathroom.

[retches]

He needs to go ashore.

Okay.

Standby.

Malia, Malia, we need to get Lloyd ashore.

-Copy. -What happened to Lloyd?

We're gonna do a water taxi.

-Understood. -Hi, it's Sandy.

I'm sending Lloyd ashore because his blood pressure

is really high.

He has chest pains, he's nauseous...

[vomits]

...and I'm concerned.

-Okay. -Okay.

All right, thank you.

Wait, what happened to Lloyd?

Oh, no, really?

Okay, you're gonna go to the hospital, right?

Yeah, but you're gonna be fine.

What happened?

Something with his chest, apparently.

That way.

We're coming to the swim platform.

He's gonna get in the taxi now.

-All right. -Wanna go that way?

-Yeah. -It's easier stairs.

Oh.

Water taxi has arrived at the aft.

Copy.

-Text me, all right? -Yeah.

[coughing]