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Previously on Y The Last Man...

We need a geneticist.

I can get him out of here but it has to be now

and before anyone else...

Mom, listen, I've been out there. This isn't a good idea.

You think I want this? I just got you back from the dead.

Please, I just wanna find your mom.

I don't care what she did or did not do to you

a hundred years ago, when the world was different.

Hey! Hey!

Okay. Oh, you're fine. I promise you.

- We'll get help. We can't go.

- Mack, we have to! We can't go!

We need to talk about the pilots.

They're gonna be a problem.

I thought you were flying with us.

No, we need cover.

Jesus! Do we go back?

We keep going.

Mmm, here I go again

I hear the trumpets blow again

All aglow again

Taking a chance on love

Here I slide again

About to take that ride again

Starry eyed again

Taking a chance on love

I thought that cards were a frame-up

I never would try

But now I'm taking that game up

And the ace of hearts is high

Things are mending now

I see a rainbow blending now

We'll have a happy ending now

Taking a chance on love...

He's a rescue.

Capuchins are actually incredibly smart.

You can train him to help paraplegics.

- You can... - Hah! So, you rescued him?

From a paraplegic, huh?

Uh, no. I rescued him from eating lipstick for science for the rest of his life.

What do you care?

Get any sleep?

Can't get over how quiet it is out here.

It's kinda creepy, right?

Do we have anything to eat?

We have to ration till I can get us some more food.

Do you know how to use this?

Do I know how to use a wrench?

Bolts. Unscrew 'em.

We can... trade that generator for something.

Where'd you learn all this helicopter shit?

- Jesus Christ! - No, no.

-Don't pick that up -They're like a hundred fifty pounds.

Don't pick that up.

I learned it in Iraq.

Is it... That's it? Okay. Wow!

You're just a delightfully open book, Agent Burgin.

- That's not my name. - Holy shit, lady. Are you serious?

Definitely don't call me a lady.

- Call me 355. - Okay, cool. Call me Trapezoid.

Are you... Come on. That's not your real name.

- By design. - Well, who designed it?

Look, my mom already told me you're part of some,

like, super-secret spy thing.

That sounds exciting. Did you always want to be a spy or was it, like,

- part of the family business or did you... - Bolts.

I don't know. Maybe we should've gotten all the way to Boston

- before we ditched our ride. - It's too visible.

It's the only light in the sky.

We gotta keep a low profile.

And, how long till they realize that two helicopters are missing?

When they do, they'll be looking for the two missing pilots that stole 'em.

My feet are killing me.

Five minutes.

That's not creepy at all.

What did I tell you?

Yeah, be careful.

There's nobody here.

Oh, God.

Oh...

Oh, God, that's so good.

- You smell that? What?

Exactly. No bodies?

Why do you sound disappointed?

I... Just, if no one's dead,

maybe they're still here.

Hello! Hello!

What the fuck?

There's nobody here.

A couple more hours.

We should probably make it out of Pennsylvania by today.

It should only be a few more days till DC after that.

Okay. Fine.

Did I ever tell you I had a riding coach?

Coach Karen. She had a son too, Benji.

He loved horses. He was a little creep.

And he was home-schooled.

Oh. Benji the home-schooled horse boy?

My mom always wanted me to make friends with the girls at the barn.

I had more in common with the horses.

Wow. Holy shit.

I haven't seen one of those in a while.

- Classy. Classy lady. Yeah, that's good. That's good.

No way.

Fucking way!

Oh, my God. If we drive all night, we could be there by morning.

- What? - There's no point.

We'd get like half a mile before we hit a pile-up.

No, no, they're clearing a section on 95. We might get lucky.

- I need a night. - No.

One night.

Uh, I'm sorry. Fuck no.

Please? It's just one night.

We'll sleep there. We'll go first thing in the morning, I promise.

I just, I thought that I had more time, okay?

I need to, like, get my head around it.

Please?

Sammy, please?

It took me a whole year of my life to get that fuckin' thing on its feet.

And now, it's just like, never happened.

RIP Sam's one-man show.

All right. All right.

No, it's sweet. Like everybody's out there

mourning their loved ones

and you're in your feelings about performance art.

Well...

Oh, shit. I'm stoned.

Wow, you're really on one, huh?

Yeah, tonight's all I got.

No holdin' back.

Nah.

They got the good shit at the Pentagon, okay?

I was with Mike.

That's, um...

That's where I was when...

You were with him when he...

You could've told me.

Look, I mean, was he your boss? Yes.

Are you a homewrecker?

Also, yes.

But did that asshole die happy?

Indeed, he did.

Jennifer will ask me where I was.

Oh, easy. You were saving orphans.

She'll know.

How would she know?

I told her about him.

I was drunk.

Oh.

What did she say?

That I have no regard for anyone's life...

but my own.

That I'm selfish, and self-destructive and...

cruel.

Shit.

Do you still wanna go?

We have to.

What the hell?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I love you.

Are you filming me?

You're cute.

Oh, it's not, um...

It's not, like, porn or anything.

Old bagel. Oh, my God.

This is my girlfriend, Beth.

Um...

I couldn't sleep. Were you...

Were you running? What time is it?

- Uh... Take your clothes off.

- What? - There's a river.

I'll wash everything.

Oh, yeah, no. I'm cool. Thanks anyway.

You smell like ass.

And monkey. So take your clothes off.

It's cold out here.

- All right. Turn around. - Are you serious?

Can't have you compromising the mission. Gettin' all distracted by sexy thoughts.

I mean, that's unlikely.

Uh...

Thank you.

Change into something clean.

Oh, what the fuck?

Why? God!

I told you there wouldn't be shit here.

Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Hey.

It looks like your leg is hurt.

Would it be okay if I took a look at it?

I used to work in an ambulance.

Can you sit up?

Yeah. Okay.

All right. Right here.

There you go, in the light.

Sam, water?

I'm gonna take a closer look at this, okay?

- Get the fuck away from her! - I can help her. I'm an EMT.

- Get away! Get away from her. Move. - I'm not trying to hurt her.

- Get away! - Take it easy. Just relax.

- How? - You figure it out.

That is infected.

Sam, can you try to find gauze, saline, anything?

Can you tell me how this happened?

A shovel. She was chasing away crows.

Okay.

Well, I'm sure she wants her mom close by. You wanna come here?

Okay.

I'm just gonna lift the bandage off.

So, deep breath on count of three. Okay? One, two, three.

Okay.

That's all I could find.

Okay. Just gonna wash it down a little bit.

I know. I know it hurts.

This needs to be drained. Where are you two staying?

Um...

We know a place.

Safe.

We could, um...

We could take you there.

She needs to rest.

I think they went that way. WOMAN 2: All of them?

Yeah. WOMAN 2: Okay.

What about this one?

I'll look.

Help me.

This one.

Maybe. Yeah.

Here, here.

Can I help you?

Oh.

Morning.

Didn't mean to scare you.

Can I help you, though?

We didn't know anyone else was out here.

You got any food that you can spare?

No, don't think I do. Sorry.

Is it just you or...

You got two tents.

No, I'm with my sister.

She's by the river.

Oh.

- You served? - What?

Where'd you get the jacket?

- Found it. - Oh.

- You got a dog or something? - No, I've been trying to use it as a trap.

But haven't had much luck with it.

Definitely not enough to feed two extra mouths, so best of luck.

You know, "No one has ever become poor by giving." That's Anne...

Frank. I know.

Best of luck.

- Get their bag, get their shoes! - Shit! Fuck!

Give me those!

And quoting Anne Frank?

That's garbage.

Unbelievable.

- What if they saw your face? - They didn't see my face.

- They could have been armed. - They didn't see my face,

I didn't get shot, and you didn't up the body count by two more.

I think we need to establish some ground rules.

Great, yeah. How about number one, you don't order me to strip.

You do not wander off. You do not talk to anyone. You...

- You got somethin' to say to me? - You told me not to talk. So...

Hey, buddy. Come in your home.

Hey, that bike work?

- What do you want for it? - What do you got?

- I'm not takin' MREs. - What is this shit?

What do you think, we're joking here? You think this is a charity?

I'll have something good tomorrow.

Yeah, you better have something tomorrow, or you lose the booth. You hear me?

- What is that? Cops? - Statey's wives.

Some of their kids too. They protect the market.

- Keep things orderly. - In exchange?

They help themselves.

It's a good thing. You should've seen this place before.

People got no sense. It was mayhem.

- So, the bike? - Runs. Needs some maintenance.

But, a lot of people lookin' for bikes right now.

Mmm-hmm.

- Hell am I gonna do with this? - This is a generator.

You'll figure somethin' out.

All right. Let's get you a closer look at her.

That's what I thought.

You throw it in.

Okay? It's a little rusty, but...

Beth?

Beth!

- What are you doing?

You're not allowed back here.

Hey! This area is for police only.

What's wrong with you?

You a fuckin' mute?

Fuck!

Take that thing off.

On your knees, now. Hands above your head.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't want any trouble, okay?

Listen, I'm just... I'm looking for T,

all right? Testosterone.

- Do you guys know where I can find any?

Is that a fucking monkey? Alicia, go, check it out.

No, no, no! Oh, please! Can you just...

Run!

Holy shit!

I said run!

Move! Move! Move!

Stop them! That's a man!

Take the fucking shot!

Look... Look, I thought I saw Beth,

and I got turned around, okay? I didn't mean to...

No, no, no.

Uh... We have to go back, okay?

I think my phone fell out of my pocket.

Shit.

Is... Do you have any sense of what the hell we're doing here?

No, you need to grow the fuck up.

You need to grow the fuck up and do as you're told.

Who are you?

No, no, no. You don't tell me anything.

And you at least owe me some kind of...

That's it. That's it.

I don't owe you shit.

From the goddamn day you were born...

- Listen. I need my phone. - The whole world told you

- you're the most important thing in it. - Oh, fuck off.

You know, you fuck around all you want.

Just no consequences. An entire life of just being given shit.

Like, I don't know, the benefit of the fucking doubt?

You just walk into any room, you take it for granted.

But now that you actually are the most important person in the room,

you could give a shit, is that right?

- She came at me with a nightstick! - So what?

- You gotta just be smart. - Smart?

Smart? Oh, my God!

How smart is going full fucking Rambo

anytime something goes wrong?

Yeah, those pilots, they were...

They were in the wrong place at the wrong time,

weren't they? And now, because of me...

- They got... - They got what?

Let's just go. Okay?

Jesus! Fuck!

What's that?

Mmm-mmm.

Don't, Mom.

Keep it with me.

Burn gel.

Perks.

What, we should have let the kid die?

I didn't say that.

It's one more day.

Saint Anne's Women's Shelter.

This place was a shelter for women and kids.

Domestic violence.

There's a lending library upstairs.

No wonder there are so many rooms.

Where'd they all go?

Any of that usable?

Not unless you want to get her high.

I cleared the wound, but she needs antibiotics.

Like Amoxicillin, Cephalexin.

Sorry. Cepha...

Thank you.

I mean, we hit twenty,

thirty pharmacies between here and New York.

They're completely cleared out.

- Your best bet is the camps.

The camps are for people with nowhere to go.

What's the nearest one? DC?

We fucking came from DC.

- Uh, Baltimore is closer. - Fuck. Baltimore.

What was I thinking?

No, sorry. It's okay.

It's okay? Fuck you.

Sorry.

Sorry.

My cousin's a doctor.

She lives up here.

It was a two-hour drive before, but took us a week to walk.

I thought it'd be better than waiting in a line at the camps.

But we got here and she was gone, house looted.

- Shit. - Mack's too sick to move.

I tried, uh, medicine cabinets.

Viagra, oxy.

Oxy is useful.

- Trade it. - Yeah, I'd get mugged.

Second time this week.

We're an easy target.

I don't even know your names.

I'm Karen. This is Benji.

I'm Nora. Nice to meet you.

Uh... Y'all have fun.

Uh, call me if anything changes.

We got a roof over our heads.

Well water.

Maybe a little garden in the spring.

What?

Look at us.

I mean, we could be really good here.

We could...

We could start over.

Don't be mad at me.

Shit!

Sorry.

No. No. Stay. I'm...

You don't have to leave. I'm...

What happened to the car?

Oh!

Who are you? This is our place.

- Who's with you? No, no, nobody.

Who sent you? No! Nobody. No one.

No one. I don't know what you're...

Where is my mom?

Put it down.

Get down.

In our locker. Right where she said.

- We better hurry. - What about them?

Be quick. Kate doesn't have long.

- Wait, wait... - No, no...

We didn't take anything, okay? We just stopped for the night.

I don't get it. Choosing to be a man.

I didn't choose. I am a man.

All the men are dead, sweetie.

Hey, fuck you.

- Okay. You're first then. - No, no!

She's a doctor!

She's hurt, right? Your friend.

Kate, right?

Somebody shot her?

She can help.

She's a doctor.

She kept my daughter alive. Look at her leg. Look...

Look at her leg. She did that.

- We only need her. - Hey, it's all or none.

Help her.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

So this is a bullet wound? When was she shot?

We don't know. A few hours...

Shut up.

Three? Six?

I need to know.

Five, maybe.

Is Roxanne back yet?

She's still looking for the fucker.

She's not gonna like this.

Is this the wound?

Okay, let me take a look.

Okay, we're gonna turn her onto her side.

Support her head.

Okay. Like that. Sam, can you help me?

- No. You do not come near her. - Let him.

Come.

In that bag, get me gloves,

tape, gauze, and plastic baggies.

Okay. Put gloves on.

Can you prep three more pieces of tape that size?

Yes.

Just like that. There you go. Okay.

This is why we shouldn't have stayed.

Lay into me later, okay?

Is she gonna die?

Here he is, Kate. Okay?

It's Joshua.

It's Joshua, Kate.

Hey.

Show me a magic trick.

I'm not a magician. I'm an escape artist.

So... you can't do card tricks?

No, of course I can. It's just, uh...

Uh, basic, and fraudulent, and beneath my skill level.

Fine.

Forget it.

You know, just give me...

- Give me the thing.

- You want a card trick? - Mmm-hmm.

All right.

Pick a card.

Not that one.

I'm kidding. Take one.

Just don't let me see.

- You got it? - Mmm-hmm.

Okay. Put it back, anywhere in the deck.

Okay. Hold your hand out.

The other one.

There we go. And now put that first one out again.

Kinda like this.

- Seriously? - Just a little shadow over it.

Because I think your card is...

That.

- That's not? That's not your card? - No.

No.

Oh. Oh, it's...

This is your card.

That's impressive.

When we're done with the scientist, I'll help you find your girlfriend.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It's a lot, being out here, right?

Well, we'll get to Boston by tomorrow.

All right, I'll show you one more.

- I'll show you one more. Yeah. - Yeah?

- Don't cheat this time. - I'm not gonna cheat.

This is one... This one took me a long time to learn.

Roxanne.

Move.

No!

She isn't a dog.

You can't just put her down.

She's already gone. Show some fuckin' mercy.

- The doctor said... - I'm not a doctor.

I'm sorry. I'm an EMT.

She needed a trauma surgeon, and even then...

You did what you could.

Her, we can help.

What's she need?

She needs antibiotics.

They do not deserve our help.

A child doesn't deserve our help?

- They were at our house. - He was at our house.

I didn't know. I... We just slept there the night.

- I... we... - You must be tired and cold.

- We should get you inside. - Even him?

You brought him here. Under duress.

They tried to help us.

This is how you treat 'em?

We can go.

- We don't have to stay. - Yeah.

No. It's dangerous out there.

We have beds.

Food.

It's the least we can do.

Till she recovers.

What's your name?

It's Mackenzie. - Mackenzie.

Let's get you inside.

It's okay.

Hey. Don't tell them who your mother is.

What?

I worked at the White House, Karen.