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Just smile!

Gentlemen ... let's smile!

"Whiskey"!

That is it. One more, the last!

Laugh!

Daddy, let's go then, huh?

Where to?

I'm going to run errands for Mom.

And I'm going to get some decorations for the party.

That's okay, dear ones.

Don't forget that we have dinner at Monnerie at 7:15 pm.

Goodbye, parents.

They are so sweet.

Yes, I am.

I'll be right there.

What is it? - Mama had a heart attack.

They took her to the hospital.

What are you doing? - I have to notify my brothers.

No, I will and you hurry over there.

No time to waste!

I'll get your keys and car papers!

Damn.

Stop that!

Pauline, stop hitting your sister with that hammer!

Fifi ... it's your mother.

I'm not here.

They took her to the hospital.

Damn!

Bad boy!

You deserve punishment.

Tell me I'm bad. - You are bad.

No! I am very bad!

You are so very bad.

Nondeju!

Henri!

Henri?

Henri! - Yes.

What are you doing? - Patoche, honey ...

I don't know much more, but the fire brigade will take your mother to the hospital.

She had a heart attack.

Damn.

Our story starts here.

Once upon a time ... three brothers in a difficult situation.

After father died in '83, we felt responsible for mother.

It was her third warning

and this time it looked very serious.

Mr. Louis Delcroix?

Yes, then I am.

That's us.

The Delcroix brothers. We know each other.

We were still with the scouts together.

Stanislas de Lastic, doesn't that mean anything to you?

That little brown-haired. Always in shorts.

Goodbye.

How are you? - Good day.

That really pleases me. How long has it been? 25 years?

Riri, Fifi and Loulou, The Terrible.

Unbelievable! How big is that chance!

Are you no longer doing scouting? - No, we stopped that.

How is our mother? - Ah yes, your mother.

She had an infarction, hey guys. That is something serious.

Will she get over it?

It sucks, really, because ...

she had a shortage of ...

oxygen...

and ... well ...

she is unconscious.

How old was she?

Is she ... to put it better.

68? 68.

Anyway, there's nothing left to do but wait

she remains on artificial respiration for the next night

and we will see tomorrow. Put yourself at ease. Dinner of the week then?

Do not lose heart. Greetings, Beavers.

Well, that's life, huh.

THE BIG BAD WOLF

THE BIG ANGRY WOLF (aka the real story of the three little pigs)

NL subtitles: "Bère"

At the age of 42 and a half, it made mom's possible death jump ahead,

sink me into a deep abyss,

full of existential questions.

For the first time in my life, I wondered: ...

What if I died tomorrow? Had I enjoyed life enough?

I wasn't too sure yet.

I suddenly saw my life course.

It looked like a huge waiting room in which had taken place ...

... nothing.

But then also ...

absolutely ...

nothing at all.

Sorry.

Excuse me. - It does not matter.

You weren't hurt, were you? - No, no, I'm fine.

It's okay, don't worry.

I was distracted. I must have forgotten to pull up the handbrake.

It's really not a problem. It's an old stool anyway.

Wait, we can prepare the insurance papers, I work here.

I'm late already. Filming starts in 10 minutes.

but thank you very much.

Yes, it is. A huge waiting room,

which strictly speaking ...

Quiet please!

Not much has happened.

Camera ready? Attention!

Take 7/25 First.

Start the music.

And ... action! Look at the horizon.

Yeah, good idea to smile, I like it.

Outwards...

Now a little emotion ...

Can you give me a little emotion, Natacha?

Now the violins.

You increase it ...

Fine. Now you're going to tremble ...

The desire must speak from your eyes. The desire for Horizon, open yourself up to it.

I feel you crave ham. You have to sell us that ham.

Show your hunger, Natacha. Make me feel like it.

Even more ... yes, good.

It's so good in taste.

More appetite, Natacha.

Consider the product.

You laugh. Yes, why not.

Excellent, now we're doing the jingle.

"Ham of Saint-Amour, ham of love."

And ... cut!

Thank you very much. We change the plan ...

in terms of the products we ...

Thanks.

It's nothing ... here. - Thank you.

And also thank you for the scene, the ...

It went so naturally. Weird.

It was moving, it was ... - Yes?

I do not know. Maybe it came ...

by that wig, or your appearance like that ...

Thank you.

Would you like to have a drink?

A hot chocolate? Tea?

Actually, I work here, so ... - Well, like that. Right.

A tomato soup? - No, not now, but ...

we're having a party at the Trocadero tonight.

If you are free, you are welcome.

All right.

No problem. - I will see you then?

Fine, cool. - Excuse me?

I said cool.

Okay. - Cool, cool.

Super cool.

The unknown suddenly knocked on my door,

and I must admit that I am not there ...

was completely insensitive to the idea of ​​opening the door.

It is better to die a little guilty than completely frustrated.

Obviously, this company requires some minor changes.

All right, you're just saying you're so very sad about Mommy

and that you call me to comfort you ...

and around five after nine, ten after nine, okay?

The technique of the fake phone

assured me of free play until 12:30 am

without having to worry about Natalie.

And Natalie?

What then, Natalie?

I am invited. I have to go.

I have no choice.

Are you going there with that sweater on?

What's wrong with this sweater?

Good night, girls. I close the door. Beware.

I'd love to see you, Dad. - Me too.

See you tomorrow.

And so it was due to circumstances that I

was in such a state,

completely relaxed,

ready for the big jump.

"a significant deterioration in the coming days",

"with strong disturbances" ...

"in this area currently" ...

Are you OK? - Yes, I put them to sleep.

Thank you.

... "a very unstable period with many storms" ...

"and downpours with strong gusts of wind, not only on the coast" ...

Go to your brother. He is waiting for you.

Yes.

I'll just go.

Salutes. - Salutes.

Shall I wait for you to go to sleep? - No that is not necessary.

Thank you. - It is nothing.

Now it comes down to concentrating as much as possible ...

to adopt an attitude ...

As if I am completely relaxed.

Everything good? - Yes!

How good that you could come!

I was eager!

It suits you, that new pull. - Thanks.

Why do you say "new"?

Because you forgot to remove the price tag.

I love this song. Come with me. - To where?

Here.

And now, seduce, seduce, seduce.

An activity that I have not practiced since 1992.

Rule number 1:

Never leave silence

and have an answer to everything.

And?

Have you ever entered the castle at night?

Must be great.

The reception room ...

the lounges, the rooms, the night, being alone, ...

That must be like a dream, right?

It is one of the privileges that is part of it

Should even be sexy.

And...

have you never seen this before ...

did a small private tour?

I am married.

Don't panic. That's no problem.

I don't know why I said that.

I'm sorry, forgive me.

It's because ...

I...

weird period ...

my mother...

I question so much even in my relationship as a couple.

I have the impression that the affection ...

the replacement is ...

of passion.

Good, but ....

what exactly is the problem?

I do not know.

Minor concerns ...

You know what?

I think...

I think if you kissed me now all your problems would be solved.

That is not so stupid.

You make me laugh ...

with your "serious sir" appearance.

You're funny.

That's it just now.

I can do nothing more than an attitude of ...

the serious sir.

It's not me at all.

Relax, relax.

Be yourself a little bit.

Yes...

Well, goodbye then. It was pleasant.

Really enjoyable.

Tidy is neat. Call me if you want.

Bye. - Bye.

Yeah, it wasn't a bad start.

And?

Still the same. To wait. No change yet.

And? Yesterday evening?

What now? That girl from the cell phone.

What kind of story is that? Do you have a sweetheart?

Oops. - Thanks.

Who is that girl?

It's nothing.

Did you hear what she said? - I think it's a good sign.

Did you get her or what?

I kissed her. - True!

And...

do you have...?

No, not yet, but I think it will.

It's none of my business but I can give you some good advice

stop sticking your fingers in the candy box.

That's right now

what suddenly comes to mind.

It wouldn't just be my fingers. that I would put in the candy box.

Listen up, guys ...

I think this is neither the place nor the time for it. A little bit of decency.

A small private tour then?

That would be so wow! You make me dream!

It is you who makes me dream.

Appointment 9:00 pm at the parking lot of the castle.

You're a sweetheart! Until then.

I'll just go.

Come on girls, get ready. - No sorry...

I can not right now. - I'll be right after.

Ah, no.

They want to give her a kiss. They made drawings for her.

No, I have exceptional permission for an evening visit,

because I know the department head personally. But the children really can't.

I will take the drawings with me and give them to grandma. She will be very happy.

You can go with dad on Wednesday, okay?

That's it, see you later.

Go play some more.

See you later. - Surely you can give me a better kiss than that.

Sorry.

You smell so good? - That's for Mommy.

In case she needed to wake up. You know she likes to smell that.

Good, see you later then.

Wait, wait, come here.

See there.

It's not easy for you, is it? - No.

Everything will be fine. I am here for you. Keep courage.

Just go.

Wait, Fifi.

Bring your dessert. And this.

Give this to Henri.

What is this?

Second-hand clothes for your niece, don't worry, they know about it.

But that is not possible.

You are there in 5 minutes. Then you can also hand this in?

You're right.

I'll give them the bag. - Thanks, see you later.

Goodbye sweetheart.

No time to waste.

No time to waste.

Don't waste your time!

especially ...

Don't waste time.

Hello Philippe.

Take this. Apparently there are clothes in that bag and Patoche knows about it.

I have to go. Do what I said. We are both in the hospital.

Serious.

Can I show you something?

I have a maximum of 4 minutes.

I swear it's a huge thing.

Nice pull. - Yes, a new one.

Listen, Philippe.

I have something going on too.

I also have an adventure.

It's not true!

You mean it. It cannot be true. - Anyway.

Come and see.

There. It is her.

She's great, don't you think?

Hard to say. How long have you been together?

Six months.

Not true!

Do you see her often? - Almost every night.

Where do you see her then?

Well, there.

Through the window.

Not true.

Do you like a woman who walks through her living room? Is that your secret?

How childish. Come with me. - No.

You have to help me.

It's an addiction.

She makes me wait for hours. It just drives me crazy.

Only you can understand that. - Stop that!

You'll see.

Nondeju. It will start.

To be honest...

Is not it?

Henri?

Where are you?

Fuck it. Patoche!

Yes?

I'm here. I'm doing some work.

I forgot my sandwiches. Are you alone?

Please.

I beg you.

Sweetie, glad to see you.

Here I am, as you can see.

Dirty boar!

We don't have time to waste, Fifi!

Fate does not wait.

It's not true!

Surely that is to get something out of it!

Just now, when I have such important things to do.

Hello Philippe. Do you have a problem or what?

Patoche! You scared me!

Weren't you with ...?

Did you follow me?

I made my lap and recognized your car. Would you like to blow into this, please?

You are joking. - It's for your safety, no kidding.

No no no...

you blow good hard and long.

Still, still, still, still, still ...

Is that a new sweater?

... still, still, still, still, all right. Just stop.

Can I go now? There is nothing on it.

Where are you going? - To the hospital.

The hospital is in the other direction. - Yes, I know, but

doesn't everyone choose the way they want?

Excuse me now, my mom is waiting for me.

Come on, say.

Why don't you like me?

What are you saying, Patoche? - What do I mean to you?

What you mean to me My sister in law. I do not understand.

Nothing anymore?

I'll see you.

Is there a problem?

He does not drive to the hospital.

So it has been confirmed once again.

All women yearn for this mysterious body

which I will offer with generosity ...

to the wonderful Natacha.

Good evening.

I brought a picnic.

In case we would like to have a picnic.

Great, just great.

I am super excited.

Good evening. - Good evening.

I'm coming to work tonight.

She is a colleague from ...

"Guten Tag, ich in nicht liebedich Herr Kommandant".

Frankfurt.

She's from Frankfurt Castle. - Yes Yes Yes...

Was is Schloss von Château de Frankfort.

That's how it is. All the way.

But do you have an authorization?

Listen, the permits, I deliver them here.

Alright?

I am very in a hurry. We have a lot of work

therefore you are going to open that gate now, and do it quickly.

All right, excuse me.

It is nothing. Can happen once.

Crazy! I love this!

That's Versailles, huh. - Here we go!

"Bitte schön"!

It's fantastic! How beautiful!

Fuck it. The king's suite.

And nobody is here. No guards or alarms.

Unbelieveable.

Everything is under control. I took care of everything.

We can make as much noise as we want.

Certainly?

Take me.

But of course.

Take me on your back.

Ah, so.

Ju horse!

At a gallop, gallop, gallop!

Wait, wait ...

You have to promise me one thing. - Yes?

We never say "I love you". Agreement?

Of course. Naturally.

I mean yes, I agree.

The Office of Tourism of Versailles ...

welcomes you.

Were you proud of yourself when you returned home, champ?

Not special.

You should see her.

It's a bomb. She was made for love.

But...

when you say she's a sex bomb, what do you mean?

She has an ergonomic body.

And ... shaved pubic hair?

Of course. - Goddamn!

I've never seen anything like it. Never.

So...

that girl is 27 years old,

with firm breasts, shaved pubic hair and a nice ass. And that excites you?

Yes.

And how far do you think you will get with your shaved pussy?

It's not just that, I assure you.

We spent the evening talking about poetry, Jacques Brel ...

watch film clips of Desplechin on the smartphone.

Tell us more about that slut's body and ergonomics and everything.

Yes.

Can you stop calling her "that bitch"?

Because you, you see ... - Yes.

No, Henri could not understand.

As for Louis, he is badly placed to give me a sermon on good behavior.

Never in 42 years have I allowed him to comment on this issue.

However, Louis's trouble is ...

It's not easy to say ...

the dog is dead.

I see?

I found him on the next street ...

flattened.

What you need to do in such a case is immediately get back on your horse.

That's why I decided to buy another one.

Perhaps this was the perfect time ...

to wonder if we really wanted to take another one.

Yes.

For my part ...

Wait a minute, I'm talking about forming a band here.

Something that unites us.

Just like when you were kids. Do you remember that?

Roucky?

I have to go now. Greetings.

What is happening here?

There is a boy waiting for me. So ... greetings.

What is that way of doing it?

Can't they ring the bell? We don't bear the plague!

Are you alright? I'm 17!

While we're here, can you give me $ 20 for gas?

Again? Do you sniff that gasoline or something?

It is not written here "Bank of France"!

Okay, then I better stop going to class. I'm tired of this too!

All right.

I will buy another dog.

Yes, my brother tried to consolidate all day long

where I broke the rules every night as much as I could.

Night after night.

This thanks to an unshakable alibi network

and especially thanks to a perfect synergy

with the living forces of night surveillance

I considered very committed to the socially oriented goal

but with a knot in the stomach,

to discover the World Heritage

and Natacha's body.

Mother flirted with death and I had never felt so alive.

Night after night I imagined myself in a romantic movie

with myself in the lead.

Philippe is happy and Natacha is happy to make him happy.

Through this exchange of these feelings of happiness,

Natacha and Philippe lived a free life.

You could say, as some of the guards called it,

that they were a magnet for the eternal game.

Never before had they felt so beautiful.

Natacha would have liked to put her finger in Philippe's anus,

but Philippe doesn't like that. He finds that disgusting.

That made her laugh. Philippe laughs with her,

but is inwardly jealous of her ability to take no notice of anything.

Natacha thinks sleeping is a waste of time.

Philippe fully agrees,

he who went to sleep at 10:50 PM for years.

He finds Natacha's way of life, A: exclusive consumption of pleasure,

B: completely carefree,

and C: = A + B = dissolute and he liked that too.

In the office, respect for Philippe has increased significantly.

He gives his opinion and it is followed literally without delay.

Philippe wonders if he is not becoming the man he should be,

or at least the one he always was without knowing it.

Like some kind of missed meeting with oneself.

Secretly he reads Nietzsche, Boudieu and Hegel in the office

and is thinking about resuming his studies as an architect.

Philippe suppresses his illusion of present existence to become someone else,

namely ... itself.

So you suppress the illusion of being.

Is that why you think I'm ridiculous? Is it that?

Do I look like a cartoon? - No, you fall in love, that's worse.

That girl is eating you.

Don't you like your brother having a good time?

Suddenly...

I am connected to the world.

I can feel again, understand everything again!

Poets, lunatics ...

utopians!

I'm forging a conscience.

A good or a bad?

Yes, say.

And what is actually on the program?

There is none. That's it. There is no!

You may not know but you have a wife and 2 children.

You are not 20 anymore. - Anyway, I feel like 20. Imagine.

It feels good to be alive again.

But you know, I don't feel like walking next to my life.

Do you understand?

Well yes, do it. Just keep texting while I tell you about my life.

I am reinventing myself.

You are not reinventing anything at all. You go through your crisis from 40 to 43 years.

That's okay. That is about. You're just 3 years late.

You're scared. Afraid of what I've become.

A free man.

Rebellious.

An insurgent.

The pupa becomes a butterfly.

Beef burgers! Tremble!

What is it? - I think it's your wife.

Hello?

Yes, my doll.

Not over fried, the baguette. Will be okay, my love.

Yes, I love you.

You will betray yourself.

This is great, isn't it?

I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. - No, stay with me.

I want to take a look at you. - Good.

I still want to look at you.

Thank you, you are so sweet.

I love you. - I love you too.

The life of this community on the Utah plateau

is organized according to the Mormon precepts.

Liberal principles based on polygamy.

Here we meet Joseph,

one of the men in this community.

Actually we think monogamy is absurd.

I don't like one more than the other. I love them both more than anything in the world.

Why hurt one by loving only the other?

Why ...

specify one or the other?

That's ridiculous!

Technically, if we feel like being together,

then you can do that without any problems.

And it's always worth it. I guarantee it.

Loving two people at the same time ...

is possible.

Like minded minds ...

it is possible. It's possible.

Come on, let's start over.

Come on, again! - I can not anymore.

Come on!

I'm dead!

I'm not a machine, you know. - You liar.

That's weird because ...

yesterday a friend asked me if i was going with someone ...

and it's weird, but i didn't know what to say.

Are you joking?

What?

Damn! - What is it?

What is it?

I think I'm in love with you.

Tell me ...

was it not forbidden to say those words?

I did not say anything! I didn't say "I love you"!

I will say it. - What then?

I love you.

Me too Thanks!

It is possible. It's possible, it's possible ...

You mean...

that it's okay? That you told her about us?

No I can not.

I can not.

But little one ...

I've tried to talk about it.

Specific about a divorce, but ...

it was more about ...

... be constructive.

You see...

more ... solidarity.

In the sense of...

a like mindedness. Yes, harmonious thoughts.

I have to go.

Will we see each other on Monday?

I love you.

Hello my love.

I love you too.

Of course I miss you. You know that right.

Yes...

do you know...

I am home alone thinking about you.

I miss your body, baby.

I'll call you back. As soon as possible.

Me too.

I will go!

What are you doing here?

Are you crazy or what?

Why are you doing this?

I just wanted to see you. You do have 5 minutes, right?

Stop that. It is weekend. You will make it come true.

But...

I just wanted to help you to ...

You can't come here. It is not possible.

This is my home, you understand?

All right then.

Nice weekend.

Natacha!

What do you think will be next?

Today she knocks on your door and tomorrow she enters your house.

You're losing control, Philippe.

It sucks.

Although, there is nothing against talking to someone you know at your door, but ...

You can't go on like this.

You have to choose.

It is your wife, your children, your family, your home.

Deborah. - Natacha.

I have a friend who came up with a technique

to break up with a girl carefully.

You cut all contact from one day to the next.

You just don't talk to her anymore. The advantage is that you don't have to explain anything.

That is a cowardly technique.

Not at all cowardly. Just to avoid suffering, that's all.

But on the other hand, they keep bothering you.

NO MESSAGES

"Happy, happy, happy! With me"!

Hello.

Nice message.

It's me.

I haven't heard from you in a while

that's why I ...

I was worried and thought to myself that talking to each other would be good.

I propose that we meet in the parking garage tonight at 7 pm.

This was it.

I ... that's all.

It was Philippe.

Here he is, the prettiest.

And? - Goodbye.

As I told your wife, the pulse has been irregular for about an hour.

And?

That is not a good sign. Come on, go there.

And that dinner, when do we do that?

Hey! How are you?

Can't I get a kiss? - If you want to.

I'm so looking forward to you!

Good evening.

Philippe not there yet?

Philippe not here yet?

Haven't you seen him yet?

No, I messaged him.

Could you give him a call, please? - Yes.

Yes!

Let's see ... Menu ...

Settings...

No, not like that.

Give it, I'll do it.

That's because it's an analog model and so ...

You have to go to ... contacts.

Look at me!

Hello? - Where are you?

Where are you? - I am ... in the hospital.

Where in the hospital? And what about that music?

Where do you sit?

In the hospital, I told you.

But I am in the hospital.

Where?

In the room with the others. And you?

I'm in the cafeteria ... of the hospital.

What are you doing in the cafeteria?

I drink a coffee.

Only? - No, with ...

sugar.

Listen, come up quickly.

Your mother is about to ...

It's urgent.

Yes. I'm coming.

She knows it. She knows it.

I'm going to die. I'm dead. I'm dead.

Stop playing anyway. - I do not play.

Put that back as it was.

Do not move anymore.

But I ... - Give it here.

So it goes up.

This one.

No, this one.

That.

See there.

Now the legs ... that's it.

Now so ...

See there.

That is it.

Do not touch.

Someone a cup of coffee?

Yes, I'll take mine. Like I ordered one.

The waitress was not the fastest.

Good. Everthing allright.

What do you mean, everything okay? She was dying an hour ago.

Normalized. Her condition is stable again.

I don't understand that you are not happy about that.

Yes, yes, anyway. - Awesome, we are very happy.

Beautiful right?

Let's go. Come on, kids. We go.

Damn!

Damn!

They're sleeping.

New toothpaste.

I'll try that one.

Are you...

can't go out for dinner with your friends?

Unfortunately.

Who is it?

Who what?

Who is it? - Who's what, who?

Who is it?

We can go on like this for so long. There is no one else.

Only you.

Is it someone at work?

Who is it?

You can safely say it, it doesn't matter.

I just want to know.

Who is it?

Her name is Natasha but I don't like her.

I don't love her, only you.

How old is she?

27 ... but she looks 40.

Poor Philippe. I felt so sorry for him.

I think I need your help.

Of course.

To be honest, I felt a little embarrassed.

Unlike him, I had no problem.

With us it is a bit of a house full of happiness.

Everything is going very well here.

With Patoche, who I've been married to for two years now,

We are a great couple.

We are, as they say, a complementary couple.

Especially them, by the way.

I often say, we are water and fire.

or fire and ice ...

or earth and ...

in fact, happiness itself.

She has such excellent ideas.

For example, we go to a restaurant once a week.

I am so glad we have those romantic moments.

That is important to us as a couple.

And it works.

Do you love me? - Definitely.

Another example: Every about different day

We give each other those little gifts for no reason,

as little signs of love.

That is very nice.

Did you have no idea at all? Or did you just forget?

How beautiful!

I am pleased that you are happy with it.

Another example: she has come up with something genius.

Every first Saturday of the month

we organize a seduction evening.

And then, it's one big game.

Seduction, champagne ...

and whatever you can think of.

Do you love me? - Definitely.

We don't pretend to have invented the magic formula.

Everyone does whatever they want.

But I think our secret is there,

that we are in favor of dialogue.

Are you coming, honey? Because I get the cramp in my hand.

I don't know ... tell me something or get on top of me.

No, I've already showered, then I'll be dirty again.

Forward!

Beware of the sheets!

Did you spray? - Yes thank you.

No, you did not spray. - Yes, it is, I assure you.

Do you love me baby? - Definitely.

Forgive me, huh?

Good night, my love of the darlings.

Good night, my Patoche.

In summary ...

everything went great.

At least, until that idiot Philippe came past our house that night.

Henri?

Damn! Patoche.

Where are you? - Yes?

I'm doing some DIY here. I am coming.

I forgot my sandwiches.

Are you alone? - Yes I am alone.

Hello, honey. Glad to see you.

What are you doing?

You are not alone. - Anyway.

Philippe's car is parked in front.

Philippe with you? - Yes.

Philippe is here if you want to know.

I am the one telling you.

What are you doing on that statement?

He helps me ... with the odd jobs.

Philippe? At 9 pm?

He wasn't feeling well and he needed to talk to me.

Dirty boar!

That's how it is!

He is completely fed up, not really nice to see.

He has at least 4 per mil ...

He has...

issues.

With Natalie?

With Natalie. - Damn!

I'll talk to him sometime. - By no means!

Certainly not!

Why?

He doesn't want to talk to you.

But yes. - No not!

Is there a problem?

He doesn't like you much.

What?

Why shouldn't he have mine? What did I do wrong?

I'm going to solve this. Wait, Patoche.

Patoche!

Fuck!

That was the beginning of the misery. All by Philippe.

When she came back, I don't know if it was her feminine instinct,

she had even thought that I had something to hide.

PERVERT

I don't know about it. That will belong to the workers.

We have no workers.

Then she started rummaging through my personal items,

and discovered my ...

personal ... movie library.

I do not know...

I could also have a private life.

To release the tensions and to be somewhat constructive,

I agreed to participate in a relationship counseling,

in the Center Sainte Marie not far from home.

We are happy to receive the young couple Delcroix,

Henri and Patricia

who come here to solve a problem.

of perverse deviation

Surely that's what I was told on the phone

when they contacted me.

That's right, I came across videos

of the kind ... XXX

as well as the well-known binoculars to spy on the neighbors.

There are no neighbors who are worth spying, that's not the problem.

I lost faith, Reverend.

This is very embarrassing, you know. - Yeah, it's embarrassing.

Very embarrassing even.

Sorry.

Right, and finally the Leguélec couple

Lai and Patrick

whose son I know very well because he comes to my catechism.

If I remember correctly there is a problem ...

of rejection by madam?

Yes, I don't feel anything for him anymore. - And the beauty of it is,

that we are all going to work on it together.

Love grows and evolves

more distance from the carnal

and more to the spiritual.

Sometimes I also have, and I admit, disagreements with Jesus.

Married life is difficult. - No, that's not it...

Patrick and I have nothing in common at all.

We have nothing to say to each other.

Actually, I don't think I ever loved him.

But that's what we're going to work on!

We will work on that ...

And so it was that I crossed Lai's soft gaze.

... and make an effort to pass on

and receive.

To give...

and receive.

That same evening I felt that something had changed.

I've been thinking...

and have decided to make an effort to please you.

You try to find moments

to receive it.

And therefore...

I lay here, so ...

and you can do whatever you want with my body.

Let's say, twice a week.

Sorry.

Do not Cry.

The best is yet to come, Patricia.

The following Thursday, I had a class of beginners at work.

To my surprise, I saw that Lai is

subscribed.

For the next exercise,

do I need a volunteer.

Yes you.

Very good, perfect.

Do you want to ... come here. If you...

would like to take a seat there.

Here.

Now slap my face, in a normal way ...

One two Three...

...four!

That way I kind of became ...

sensitive.

Especially also by Philippe who was in the 7th heaven at that time.

Today I drink 64 cups of coffee a day.

a steamroller!

God, man, I love that Natacha!

I do all kinds of crazy things. - Yes?

You have no idea.

If you see us at work ...

Yes?

Wouldn't that bother you?

Surely you laugh with it?

Yes of course.

Anyway ...

I swallowed those words like a huge bowl of cereal

of what is called "FREEDOM".

The thing is ...

that I have pledged eternal loyalty to Patricia.

My hands are tied.

Stop. Stop that!

The only loyalty you promise is loyalty to yourself, do you understand that?

Because...

if you think about it ...

when you cheat ...

is that kind of proof of love.

Oh yeah? - Ah yes, because ...

if you did ...

you go back home.

You see?

You're relaxed, you're in a good mood, and you're ... thoughtful.

Everyone wins.

Yeah, not bad.

With the difference, I'm not as strong as my big brother.

I really do need you now, buddy.

You can't let go of me.

Listen, Riri, you're a big boy now.

I will never find one like you.

You are irreplaceable. You are the woman of my life.

Who are you taking me for? Forget about me a little.

I am far from a model.

What are you saying?

I am not just your mother.

There were once other times.

When I was pregnant with you ...

No no! I don't want to hear it!

You have to know what you want.

By the way, it was you who wanted to talk about your fantasy.

Yes, but it is very embarrassing.

Well then ...

what advice should I give you?

I don't know, you just say it.

Free yourself.

Stop lying.

You were wrong with Patricia, that could happen.

Looking for one.

A girl ...

that you enjoy, one that suits you.

Small...

brunette...

with a pink bra.

As if that wasn't clear.

I forgot something else. - So.

That's a shame, because I just turned off all the lights in the room.

But that's okay, I'll help you search in the dark.

Come on in.

I feel your heartbeat.

Me yours too.

May I feel?

Yes.

Oh yeah!

And...

may I see them.

What?

Your pecs.

Yes.

They are so beautiful, your pecs.

Really?

Yes of course.

You may not realize it yourself ...

but they are beautiful. - Thank you.

And ... can I see yours?

Magnificent!

They really are perfect.

Thank you.

And...

can I see your thigh muscles?

Yes, yes of course.

You shave.

Yes...

Oh my God.

When I came out, I couldn't touch any more ground.

I felt like the king of the world.

"I AM THE KING OF VERSAILLES!"

I was boarded on a vessel named: "FUN"

that took me to infinite horizons.

I had the most beautiful night in ages.

I felt beautiful and strong.

Even more so than my brother Philippe because I knew ...

that I would never get caught.

Ah, Patoche.

But goddammit, what are you doing now, Patoche?

If Mom had to see this ...

Then come in.

When I look at those two fools,

I sometimes wonder if they are my brothers.

Two kids who can't control themselves.

I am also a man in demand.

If you have money, a good job,

and also looks good ...

are you attractive.

Louis?

Eleonore.

Secretariat, 1988.

Day.

Yes, Eleonore, how are you? - Very good and you?

You look good. Pleased to see you.

I have heard that you are married, have children ...

A boy and a girl. Awesome! And what are they called ...?

I need to greet someone important. See you soon.

Marc Antoine, how are you?

Fine.

I introduce my new manager. You will probably still work together.

You may know ...

here she is. Eleonor of Sainte André.

We know each other.

Then I'll leave you. Bye.

Eleonor. And what news?

I got back from San Francisco a month ago

and since then I have been visiting one country a day. I don't even have time to unpack my bags.

You have to imagine, I manage 2500 people.

Apparently I am No. 3 in the group.

Yes, and I am also divorced.

I see? - Yes, it is crazy.

I lived with a rock guitarist for five years.

It was great, but too much partying.

Fun. - Yes, it had its pleasant side.

It would be nice if we went out for dinner together

so you can tell me some craziness too.

Yes of course.

Yes.

If I can do something for you ... - That's sweet.

I'll call you to meet.

Yes, regarding relationship with the customers ...

you could say I was among the best.

A very nice company.

The next morning I received a text message from her.

That girl is eating you.

Well yes, do it. Just keep texting while I tell you about my life.

This afternoon at the Trianon Palace?

Perfect. 1 pm, with pleasure.

Definitely an excellent company.

Because you see, you have to keep almost everything under control

being the perfect man ...

the steadfast type in a well-oiled machine.

It's crazy, right?

But sometimes ... rather seldom,

I wonder if I haven't made a mistake.

If I don't get passed ...

I am general manager for Europe.

And you? Now you. Tell.

You're so in shape. You've never been so ... beautiful.

You say that. Then you haven't seen my thighs.

I no longer do sports.

I did capoeira in Berkeley. Do you know that?

That will affect, because my little brother, Henri,

opened a Martial Arts center there in the rue de La Paroisse. You had to go there sometime.

And do they also do capoeira there? - I think so. Give him a call.

Yes.

I don't think that's allowed here.

I know, but ...

as long as they don't come here ...

I have time to enjoy it.

It is very lucky that you have chosen this place.

Did you know I had a room here?

It was you who chose this place.

Listen Eleonore, it was a pleasure to see you again ...

but it will be the last time.

I love my wife and my children so much that you cannot imagine.

Sorry.

What suddenly happens to you?

You don't think I want to seduce you or anything?

Yes, I had very bravely chased the wolf.

Now I had something else to do,

and within 24 hours.

I present to you ...

Roucky 2.

Exactly the same color. The same scent.

It has the same headline. Amazing, right?

He does look sweet.

Yes, he looks very sweet.

You would wait until we all agreed, wouldn't you?

Look, he gives licks!

Most importantly, we are all happy, right?

And everything went perfectly again.

Everything was again ...

normal.

Are you sleeping?

Are you ... ah, no!

You don't sleep by far.

Look at that!

You don't sleep at all! - No no.

And where is she then, your slut. - I do not know.

Tell me who your slut is. - I don't know, I ...

I'll think about it, wait a minute.

I found something here. - That's it, I remember who it is.

Did you hear that? - No.

I do not care.

That is not normal. It's 2 in the morning

Carry on, carry on.

How good that feels.

What a joy! How well that does!

I suck you off and people are calling.

Go and have a look, please. - You can't be serious!

Be careful, Louis. - Do not worry.

Not open to anyone, you hear? - Of course not.

Just because Philippe gets caught doesn't mean you have to do it too, is it?

I fucked Patricia 5 times in two years.

And then it was poor too.

I couldn't help it.

He just needed something to cheer up, that's all.

And you?

How long have you been with Victoire? About fifteen years?

Eighteen years. - Eighteen years?

And it is still going well?

I mean...

in bed?

It is just...

My needs may not be the same as yours.

In those 18 years, have you never thought of trying something different?

Anyway. - See?!

Maybe it turns me on more ...

resist it.

I can't afford it either.

The work, the credibility.

You cannot understand that. The circles in which I reside.

The circles in which you reside?

And that's how I ended up with those two idiots at my house.

Take this.

"Snow-white buttocks and the 7 hands".

"Pin-OQ"

"Full Metal Keursje".

I don't want to see your bastard anymore.

Piece sexually degenerate.

Keep calm, Patricia. You can't come here to make a scene. The neighbors, thank you.

You leave and you leave those three alone? Fine.

They will have a good time.

Don't trust them. They are the three little pigs.

Riri, Fifi and Loulou. Does that mean anything to you?

They are ducks, Riri, Fifi and Loulou.

Oh yeah? No, they are pigs, believe me.

Don't worry about me.

I am with the 3rd pig. The oldest. The one with the strongest house.

Oh yeah? - Yes, read your classics.

Yes, but you are leaving and your Louis is no different from those 2 others.

He is from the same litter. - You are mistaken about that.

You have no idea how different he is from them.

I am ruined. I don't play anymore.

I'll take another one. - Put that card back.

Put that card back. Put that card back!

Come on. It can't be like that. I'm done with it.

Blessed and so quiet, without women!

It is a dream.

I don't understand why I didn't stay single.

To get on your caller, right?

Tell me ...

that student you sent me, that Eleonore, a pretty girl, huh?

Did she call you then?

Who is that, Eleonore?

Just. An acquaintance at work.

Just relax. Victoire went to Barbison. Benefit from it.

I will indeed benefit from it.

I'll take a look at ...

"Pin-OQ" ...

"Glides on the sausage" ...

but on VHS.

You won't find it on DVD.

Those are collector's items if you did not know.

What exactly is that about, "Pin-OQ"

"Pin-OQ" ...

is amazing.

It is the story of a man who, the more lies he tells ...

the longer his dick gets.

The longer his dick gets the more he fucks.

and getting longer. A vicious circle actually.

It seems silly, but it is very interesting.

It's just a porn movie.

You cannot understand that, you are not romantic.

Speaking of women, tomorrow night we're having a New Year's Eve party ...

in the hall of the club.

If you say something, beautiful girls will come.

Why don't you do it here?

Just ask Louis. It is more pleasant here than in your gym.

It is true.

Well, uh ...

That's brilliant, thank you!

A small party by the pool.

That has class.

I don't think so. I am not a proponent.

Besides, that is harmful to my Burgundian stone.

What exactly is that, your Burgundian stone?

That's something 5 times the price of your car ...

... without installation

So according to you, you should never ask for friends here.

Well ... no, not that now either ...

but not too much.

It must be said, they are ...

very nice tiles.

Yes, I really like it.

I feel good in my home.

Am I interrupting? - No, I'm about to go.

Are you coming to talk to mama?

Yes.

See you later then.

Good morning mom.

Mom...

I don't know if you're already up to date, but ...

things are not going well at all.

I don't know how to make up for my stupidity.

It is...

Mom?

Do you smoke?

Put on a smart suit, buy a bunch of flowers,

you go to her and apologize. It doesn't get any more difficult than that.

You know her.

She causes a massacre.

She is so honest.

It is precisely because she has such integrity that she will forgive you.

Do you think?

That's life. That's the beauty of it.

In fact, that's the beauty of life. It would be sad if it weren't there.

I tell you...

I am currently at a stage ...

where I am not really alive ...

and then you put things into perspective.

You're right, excuse me.

Forward, on the move.

Do something.

You're a good boy, my son.

This is the first time we talk to each other like that.

Yes.

It's the first time we've talked about life like that ...

about things like friends, like friends.

Why were we never like friends? - I do not know.

Maybe because it is part of the upbringing it is just petty bourgeois.

A trick to avoid difficult questions.

It's absurdly conservative Catholicism.

I think the same about it.

It was your decision to talk to me like that.

Yes, I know, I know ... sorry, I know ...

Forward ...

gather your courage.

Thanks, mom.

Philippe! You here.

How are you?

Is Natalie there? - Yes, come in.

Rather not. - Come on in.

Don't stand in that rain.

Come on in.

Go on.

No no. - But yes.

Glad to see you. - Wait if necessary ...

Look who's here! What a surprise!

I have come to bring the children back.

Oh, it's you.

Excuse me...

It's Mom's birthday.

Yes I know.

Happy birthday, mamucha.

I put them here.

You have lost weight.

I stop eating and throw up three times a day.

Mommy, can we play on the console?

Yes, go.

It's hard, you know. - Stop!

How could you do such a thing?

I didn't want this.

We seemed like oldies, we didn't talk anymore ...

we didn't do anything together anymore.

How long ago was

that we spent an evening together? Only?

And your solution to that was cheating on me, is it?

Your self-pity is disgusting. - No, that has nothing to do with it.

Excuse me ... I was looking for the ... here it is.

I'm already gone.

We became co-owners.

We became pieces of furniture.

Look ...

we know what we'll do in six months, in two years ...

even in 20 years.

But it is up to us to write our lives together.

I was tired of others making decisions in my place.

You have chosen this life.

You walked behind me.

Those kids wanted, this house ...

You have chosen this job.

Right...

A frustrated architect,

a moody officer.

You always said you would go back to college.

You're still young. You're 42 - 42 and a half.

But anything is possible. - No, it's a lot more complicated than that.

Listen, you can't ... you're free.

Excuse me.

Get the fuck on yourself!

I'm not asking for much. Just that you care a little bit more about us.

Go to movies,

to the theater,

the restaurant,

and fuck.

Yes...

i want to fuck more.

Yes, me too. I also want us to fuck more.

But then we're her.

That is already something we have in common. A good start.

You're not serious.

I was stupid. I ask you to forgive me.

They have left. Sweet of them.

Yes.

Stop it.

Can I sleep here?

Tonight?

Only tonight?

No.

What is that me

Hey! How you doing, man?

What is this?

This? A small party.

A party!

But I never ...

The little Lai!

Come and have fun!

Goodbye.

What are you doing here?

Good evening. Thanks for the friendly welcome!

I'm not coming for you. Your brother invited me.

He could have warned me.

What's wrong?

Are you afraid of me? Relax, I'm not going to eat you.

Is there a Louis here? One Victoire on the phone.

Yes that's me. Give, give.

Hello? - Louis?

Yes. - Who was that girl?

No, no, that was Henri.

He invited his friends without telling me.

You have to dare. No shortage of guts.

I said he doesn't lack guts.

What do you want me to say?

What are you going to do about it? Louis?

Louis? - Nothing.

I can't just throw them out of here.

Listen, I forgot my orange bathing suit. Would you like to put that in your suitcase, please?

Your black bathing suit? - No, the orange.

Yes Yes,...

Orange.

Thanks and ...

just have a nice evening, huh?

Day.

Hello Louis.

Bye.

It's weird to see you here.

You came to see me.

No, I was just curious to see where you live.

Yes, I wanted to see you.

Here you are.

Won't you offer me a drink in your house?

It doesn't feel right to see you so sad all night long.

That's because I don't know ...

how to tell you.

I've been acting like a complete madman.

But that's not what I want from life.

It's absurd

when you leave someone you still love

then you don't want that life anymore.

Well...

You just say it, that's all.

You say something like ...

that you now know ...

...who you are.

You are not my life.

I have a huge surprise for you. You will be very happy with it.

Close your eyes and count to 100.

Agreement?

Come on, be a little tough.

A...

two...

What are you actually afraid of?

For you.

You seem like ...

really motivated, huh?

I propose you a very good deal.

No contract,

no future, no ...

no promises.

I'm an aircraft carrier and you land when you want ...

and you leave if you want ...

and you come again when you want. That's all.

What do you think about that, Delcroix?

No...

Which...

never goes well.

It always ends in a commitment.

That's getting complicated, don't you think?

Picture it as a base in the rear,

anchored close to your home.

I'm sure you are dying of desire

just as much as I do.

Don't, I'm sorry, Eleonore. I like Victoire, it can't be.

Sorry.

What is happening here?

Nothing.

I say goodbye ...

from a friend of Henri's.

She practices aikido with Henri.

Bye.

Did you come back?

Hello, Jean-Loup.

Your dog had escaped. I think he wanted to take a walk.

Very kind of you, Jean-Loup.

Hey, Roucky II.

Did you go and have a look at Jean-Loup?

Jean-Loup, I introduce you, Eleonore,

Eleonore, Jean-Loup, my neighbor.

Victoire, my wife and Eleonore.

Good evening, Jean-Loup, are you all right?

Fine.

Good...

I'll just go.

Good evening.

97 ...

98 ..., 99 ...

100.

How are you?

Not too good.

That strange party last night ... Your brothers who do those stupid things ...

I thought to myself, why not you?

Because I am different.

Yes.

You swear to me, Louis ...

that you don't have a mistress?

Stop that.

Come here.

I love you.

I love you like crazy.

COME IMMEDIATELY.

Are you coming out yet?

That did well!

I'll take the dog for a walk.

That is not so urgent. Stay with us a little longer.

I feel guilty. He hasn't been let out since last night.

You have it your way.

See you later then.

Come on, let's follow him.

He's going to see someone.

Something is wrong. I'll explain it to you.

Come with me.

Who is that bitch? - That's not a bitch.

That's a girl I know very well and who takes lessons with Henri.

You're a bastard.

Who's that guy?

You're jealous for no reason.

It's you and no one else.

I do not believe you.

I recognize your look as a piglet.

I saw how you looked at her in the kitchen.

You shouldn't take it that way.

Stop looking at your phone!

I just checked what time it is. - Don't kid me!

Maybe they swap phones.

When you say you love me ...

do you mean that sincerely?

Or is it just to sleep with me?

Please, Jean-Loup ...

I love you, you know that.

I love you like crazy.

It's the first time I've seen that girl. I promise you won't see her again.

That is better too.

I wouldn't know what to do otherwise.

All of Versailles will know why you have been walking your dog 3 times a day for 5 years.

Are they going to fight or something?

I love you, I need you.

I don't want to see that ruined.

I'm afraid of losing you, Louis.

How can I please you?

Put a pipe?

No, but...

Could you have imagined such a thing?

No.

Not in the least.

Do you think he's more passive, or ...

like, "Come on, I'll see you ..."?

Greetings, guys.

Don't be stupid, huh?

Let's agree that those parties are no longer possible.

Do not worry.

Are you leaving?

A beer, Louis?

Beer, so early in the morning. Guys right!

That makes you fat.

I can't afford that. Take a look at your rumen.

You will regret it later.

Now he is going to give us a sermon too!

Check it out.

That guy's a samurai.

Yes?

Yeah, fine. I'll be right there.

I'll let you guys go for a second, because I'm going to walk the dog.

Don't bother, I will.

Do not you mind? - No, on the contrary.

That works out well, because I still have to check some documents for the neighbor.

You never stop, do you?

If you want, I will visit the neighbor. Then you shouldn't go.

That's how it is!

Philippe will then take the dog for a walk

and you can then continue to work in your garden.

Hello?

That's me.

I'll be right.

And?

Mama is dead.

Yeah, right.

TO OUR DEAR MOTHER

There.

Like any story ...

ours also ends in the cemetery.

Avenue 250, square 12, burial chamber 38.

The pantheon of the Delcroix family.

And added a glass of Mont Louis

her favorite wine.

I'll miss you, Mom.

By the way, I met someone.

His name is Philippe.

A guy who doesn't know exactly ...

what to do.

A dude, completely lost.

Yes, it is.

That is reclaiming your freedom. Not knowing where to go.

It's not an easy life.

But it is the life that I prefer above all else.

Oh, yes ... We talked last night.

Admittedly, I didn't really win,

but since she's been single, I think she's funnier,

more beautiful than ever.

After all, I am also single ...

and maybe we could go out for a picnic, right?

Actually, I'm fine, Mom.

With Lai, I think I made a good reboot.

Living with her is very beautiful.

You were right ...

I'm finally enjoying myself and that ...

does me really good.

It may sound strange but we are considering having children.

We talk about it ...

Anyway, Lai is also talking to Patrick,

who will live at home for a while during the transition period, but ...

if not ...

I still believe it will be great.

It's strange, Mom, but from the moment you left us,

Something happened in me,

Kind of like a bolt of lightning.

I have become aware of the rarity of existence.

I don't know. A return to the essentials,

to enjoy life,

any time, any minute.

Enjoy the mines,

enjoy love

from everyone around me.

Something tells me I will age comfortably.

However, it seems like I'm cursed when it comes to my dogs,

because Roucky II was also hit.

Hopefully he will recover soon,

because a dog running,

is the best thing in your life.

It will never be like before. It will be better.

Because as long as we live we have no choice.

Then ...

it is too late.

Dutch subtitles: "Bère"