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潘 金 蓮
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飲過三杯孟婆茶去投胎
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前世的恩怨愛恨全就忘記了
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又酸又咸
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世事就是又酸又咸
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我要報仇
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勸你莫結怨 怨深難解結
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一日結成怨 盡被怨磨折
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人生一場夢 夢醒莫尋覓
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改頭又換面 冤孽不可算
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我要報仇！ 我要報仇！！！
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戰無不勝的毛澤東思想萬歲！
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文化大革命勝利萬歲！
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橫掃一切牛鬼蛇神！
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打倒走資派！
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一二三四五六七八 散開
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你們站好 開始 來 來
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挺胸 挺胸 對 好 好！
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好 對 就這樣！
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轉圈 好！
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跳得不錯呵 休息一下
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現在準備跳刀舞 拿刀
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三寸金蓮俏生生羅襪下
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紅雪染就相思褂
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姻緣錯配
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鸞鳳怎對烏鴉？
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單玉蓮 唱什麼反動歌曲呀？
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文化大革命萬歲！
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打倒牛鬼蛇神！
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打倒走資派的狗頭！
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把他們打翻在地再踏上一隻腳！
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我不是反革命
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一切反動派都是紙老虎！
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革命無罪 造反有理！
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拿起筆做刀槍
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集中火力打黑幫
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毛澤東思想來武裝
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繼續革命當闖將
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革命無罪 造反有理！
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頭低點 再低點
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放鬆 放鬆 盡量放鬆
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這個動作呢 大春 你一定要抓穩
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單玉蓮同志 校長找你
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那好吧 第二組 你們來練 快點兒
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玉蓮同志 你八歲入學
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我可是看著你長大的
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你是個孤兒 背景很好
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又參加過勞動服務 富革命精神
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對黨的感情也很樸素
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本該是國家培養的第一號種子
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可是...
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校長 什麼事呀? 不是要我退學吧？
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哦 不 不 不...
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因為...呃...出現了點兒問題
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呃 你長得太夠水平了 太好了
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可是發育出了偏差
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你有一米八
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一般跳芭蕾舞的不超過一米七嘛
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我找不到合適的舞伴給你跳
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老爺
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你不用退學 只要我向組織匯報
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你要跳一百場就一百場
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你不是要跳白毛女嗎？ 啊？
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明天我替你找個房間
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開門
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關著門幹什麼？
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她是反革命
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不！我不是...
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你個淫婦！ 你好大膽子 你給我出來
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我打死你 我打死你個淫婦
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我打死你 淫婦
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這不行
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哎 今兒晚上我請你看個電影吧
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謝謝你
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同志 我幫你 你不舒服啊？
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沒什麼 例假
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哦
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讓我來 好 您來了
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先點根兒煙
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我照您的指示一直在催著呢
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怎麼樣？ 這效率太慢了
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他媽的 你們的革命紅心都到哪兒去了嘛？
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哎 怎麼搞得嘛 他媽的！
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武龍 武龍 來一個百步穿紅
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好球! 一定紅
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滿堂紅
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東方紅
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下定決心 不怕犧牲
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排出萬難 去爭取勝利
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加油! 加油！好！
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哎 武龍啊 人家挑選你進了省代表隊
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記著關照我們的啦啦隊哦
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分到了房子 我們到你們家洗澡去啊
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哎
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革命的同志們
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今兒我們要揭發一個人
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這個淫婦一腦子小資產階級溫情主義
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享樂主義 色慾主義
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她拿國家的運動鞋
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偷偷送給我們紅星隊的主將武龍同志
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小淫婦 老實交待
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鞋子 是我自己用錢買回來的
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哪兒那麼多廢話？
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是我每個月省下來的
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別囔嚷
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什麼你的錢？這是國家的錢
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是全國人民勞動的成果
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浪費人民的血汗錢就是反革命
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武龍同志 你出來表態
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武龍同志 把這破鞋底給翻出來
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這雙破鞋你穿過沒有啊？
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怎麼穿才合適呀？ 啊 真是的
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這雙鞋的出處我是不清楚
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也沒有熱情接受過
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當然 單玉蓮同志她的行為是有所偏差
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可是我們應該給她機會
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讓她反省改造
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不行 你是牆頭草 要劃清界線
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馬列主義者就是不能講私情
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對！ 鬥她 鬥她
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我出身很好
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我爸爸原籍廣東 拉三輪車的
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我媽是個貧農
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我對黨的感情非常深厚
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一切以黨的利益為重
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她有沒有脫你褲子? 說！ 她有沒有脫你褲子?
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我對她不過是階級感情
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她沒有動搖我的紅心 好！
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哎 沒那麼簡單
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這個女人 作風一向有問題
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以前呀跟領導鬼混過
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她還勾引過不少的男同志
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不！我有反抗 我...我是被逼的
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這雙鞋你也是被逼的嗎?
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你認不認罪你？
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認不認罪？ 認罪！
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破鞋！ 不乾不淨的臭東西
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不認罪就該去死
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勾引男同志就是淫婦
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我不是淫婦 你認不認罪？
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我不是淫婦
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淫婦！你還敢嘴硬
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單玉蓮 我警告你
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坦白從寬 抗拒從嚴！
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快坦白 坦白交待
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武龍 來揭發她 跟她劃清界線
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對 要劃清界線
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打她 打她 快打
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她不認罪 就打她 對 打
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打呀 打呀 打 打呀 打
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好 好 淫婦 認不認罪？
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動作快點 上車上車
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謝謝啊我們先走了
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給你
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我....
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我...
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先生 買金錢龜吧 才三塊錢呢
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太貴了 不買
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才三塊錢 很便宜的啊
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新鮮嗎？ 不買 不買
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買木瓜啊？
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買！
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兩塊錢一斤 很便宜 買多少呀？
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全買了
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全買呀？
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對！
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先生 你是不是給外匯券？
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給！
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你換不換錢呀？
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換！
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先生 你眼睛別那麼色行不行啊？
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不行 行...行
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可不可以給你照相啊？
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跟我照張相？
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十塊啦
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十塊啊 好啊
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給！
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我叫阿大 小姓武 叫汝大
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我是開餅店的
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請問 可不可以先做個朋友？
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先生 還有多久啊？
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就在前面 馬上就到了
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真實麻煩你們了 小心點兒啊
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等一下給外匯券呀
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當然啦 沒問題 給你外匯券
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往裏走 往裏走
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喂！ 小心點兒
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謝謝 給你
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謝謝 武先生
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不客氣 再見 再見
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友誼商店說不送貨
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只好用錢來買友誼了
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不過安裝師傅說
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他的友誼明天才會來
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好熱哦
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馬上好 馬上好
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馬上有冷氣了
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啊 我都快熱死了
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涼了 涼了 來 來 試呀 試呀
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哎呀！
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怎麼沒有電了？
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那個騷娘兒們 整天電男人
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電得整個村子都沒電了
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那個騷娘兒們騙了他男人送空調給她
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電全被她用了
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褲子鬆一鬆 不用做長工呀
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死狐貍精 你害己可不要害人呀
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這就叫四化啊 真沒法活了！
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我去找蠟燭 哦
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蓮妹 我在元朗賣老婆餅的
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好好吃哦 皮又薄 餡兒又多
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你一定喜歡吃的
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過幾天我哪點兒來給你嘗嘗
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找不到
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其實找來找去怪麻煩的哦
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你別看我人矮 我的要求很高哦
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如果你肯下來吃我的老婆餅
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我一定不會讓人欺負你的
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趁烏漆墨黑的沒人看到
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你可不可以答應嫁給我呀？
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你拒絕也沒有關係 我習慣了
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我數三聲啊 一 二 三
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我想你大概沒聽清楚 我再數一次
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一 二 三
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我再數一次
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一 ... 二 ... 三...
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我再數一次啊
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不用數了 我們什麼時候可以走呀？ 啊！
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漂亮嗎？
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噢！ 好浪漫哪！
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老婆 老婆 老婆啊...
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哎
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招待不周哇 三嬸
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招呼三嬸
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怎麼這麼晚才來呀？裏面請
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六叔 隨便坐啦
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這樣高一點嘛 嘿嘿
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老婆 老婆 好了沒有？ 老婆 老婆
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新娘來了
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哇！好靚啊 老婆
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小心 小心啊
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新郎新娘給公公婆婆敬茶
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我爸我媽
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請公公飲茶啦
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公公飲了這杯茶 富貴又榮華
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兒孫滿堂 金銀滿屋呀
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爸爸喝茶 你媳婦敬你的
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我敬您的 爸爸
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請婆婆飲茶
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飲了這杯茶 買屋買田又買地
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坐完了「賓士」就坐在「老鼠老鼠」
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給你紅包
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希望你旺夫益子 兒孫滿地
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多謝媽啦 多謝媽啦
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多謝奶奶
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媽媽 敬您的 祝您身體健康 龍馬精神
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你們夫妻恩愛 白髮齊眉
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多謝媽 多謝媽
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新郎新娘給太婆敬茶
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來 太婆 來 坐
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新郎新娘給太婆敬茶
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太婆飲了孫媳婦這杯茶
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五代同堂 八代其昌啊
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回去啦 回去啦 狐貍精
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呃
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哎呀 茶都涼了 換杯大富大貴的啦
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不用了 太婆 喝我這杯吧
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不喝了 太漂亮 是禍害
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太婆 汝大長大了 討老婆了
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媳婦敬您一杯茶 又香又甜啊
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我不喝！狐貍精 不要害人壞事 走！
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我太婆已經一百歲了
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太婆返老還童
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百無禁忌
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有請幾位姑奶奶
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她們都是我的姐姐
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幾位姑奶奶請上座啦
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來 我們喝 那邊...
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老婆 你坐那邊
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四姨婆 招待不周 不用客氣啊
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媽 坐啦
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好 等一會兒一定喝
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你坐啊
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沒有關係 我以前勞動慣了
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吃飯了
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這是幹什麼？
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怎麼樣？想不想入洞房呢？
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想入洞房就一顆顆撿起來了
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還有呀 干了它
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虎鞭酒 喝了它
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干呀 干了它
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新郎倌 要那麼拚命嗎？
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不拚命不行啊
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嘿 嘿...
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我好像見過你！
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當然見過了 我們又不是盲婚啦
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哎呀！ 我真的好像在哪裏見過你
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都跟你說見過囉
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嘩！
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啊 我記得了 不過看得不清楚
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你想看清楚？ 開燈吧
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我這次最強了 好浪漫啊
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誰呀？
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蓮妹 我回來了
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送給你的
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老公啊 我不想住這裏了 好恐怖啊
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你做惡夢呀？
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00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:06,260
沒有 我老是看見一個穿古裝衣服的人
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哎 太婆就說經常見到
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她還跟他們打招呼聊天
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見怪不怪啦
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我有件東西給你看
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蓮妹呀 看呀
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拆開看呀
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拆開呀！
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老婆 老婆 啊！老婆
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哎！
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買給你的
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我看你在家太悶了 買輛車給你玩玩
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還有哇 四化不夠了
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要第五個現代化了
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所以你要學車啦 學英文啦
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美容啦 健身舞啦 這麼多課程
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減肥？ 不用了
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隆胸？隆胸我也不反對啦
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皮膚保養？ 不用了
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電子脫毛 這個你可別玩
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阿龍 我叫他回來給你開車的 大嫂
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00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,290
我跟阿龍是好朋友
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他一出來就很我
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你跟我幾年了？
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三年
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這三年我對你好不好？
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好！
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哪裏來的？
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汕頭
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不過以前在上海住過幾年
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我沒去過上海
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怎麼樣 喜不喜歡這輛車？
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00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:20,150
好靚啊
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對了 阿龍晚上幾點收工啊？
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00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,250
他一個人下什麼工啊
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00:34:26,010 --> 00:34:26,980
住工房就行了 自己人無所謂呀
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00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,570
對了 你平時上街買東西
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00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,750
如果想叫阿龍幫你拎東西的話
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00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:35,130
你就打電話call他的BB機
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00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:36,550
香港很容易走迷路的
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來 來 這個就是新房子的地址 電話
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00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,680
這個是元朗家裏的地址 電話
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店裏的電話
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你的身份證號碼 我的身份證號碼
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保存好了
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今天這麼happy
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晚上兜完風後
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00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,730
我們去一個好浪漫好浪漫的地方去玩啦
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00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:54,510
你一定猜不到
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00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:01,610
我呀 三十年前就混進來玩了
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00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,330
多聰明 抓住大人的衣角跟進來
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00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:03,780
就不用塞錢了
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00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,420
不過聞了好多臭屁呀
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00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,900
哇 摩天輪 嚇得我直尿褲子
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00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,930
你看 那就是洪金寶跟成龍小時候翻跟頭的地方
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00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,530
誰是成龍啊？
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00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:18,890
其實 我小時候
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00:35:18,910 --> 00:35:19,830
我老是幻想能跟夢中情人
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00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,880
手牽手來這兒玩一天 該有多浪漫啊
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00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,670
阿龍 你小時候在那面受罪
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00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,040
一定沒有浪漫過啦
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00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,240
哦 也有
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00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:33,110
開玩笑 我才不信呢
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00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:35,720
怎麼可能呢
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00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:37,170
結婚戀愛都要毛主席批准
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00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,100
有才怪哪！
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00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:44,340
你怕？不要怕 像蕩鞦韆一樣呢 很好玩的
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00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,550
阿龍 咱們哥倆一起玩啦
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00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:52,190
坐啊
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00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,470
小心頭啊
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00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,020
很安全的
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00:36:07,110 --> 00:36:08,550
不要怕 這兒有我呢
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00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,160
阿龍啊 太刺激了
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00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:14,360
給我幫個忙
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00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,420
叫點兒酒給你大嫂壓壓驚
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00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,270
哎 我...
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00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:37,410
以前的事 是我一時軟弱 對不起
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00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:40,600
我明白 有緣千里來相會
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00:37:42,830 --> 00:37:44,670
看到你現在有個好歸宿 我就很開心
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00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:48,970
恭喜你
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00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,370
你是真心恭喜我嗎？
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00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:58,250
大嫂
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00:38:00,890 --> 00:38:02,380
就當以前的事沒有發生過
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00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,590
可以嗎？小叔
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00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,720
大哥什麼時候回來？
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00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,730
不是大哥叫我來吃飯的嗎？ 大嫂
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00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:46,230
告辭了
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00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,050
小叔 我等你有三個月了
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00:39:03,790 --> 00:39:05,290
什麼味兒呀?
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00:39:05,650 --> 00:39:06,470
什麼東西著火了？
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00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:07,070
那邊失火啦
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00:39:08,370 --> 00:39:09,240
怎麼了？什麼事呀？
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00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:09,930
阿龍啊 怎麼了？
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00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,150
她...
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00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,150
什麼事呀？
403
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,840
蓮妹 不要怕呵
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00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:27,960
打雷嘛 有什麼好怕的
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00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,260
來 我幫你摀住耳朵
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00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:30,260
我又看到了
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00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:31,110
看到什麼呀？
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00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,620
我看到好多人穿著古裝衣服呢
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00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:35,200
唉 蓮妹呀
410
00:39:35,430 --> 00:39:38,050
宋城裏所有的人都穿這古裝衣服 對不對？
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00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,290
不是呀 我看到我好喜歡好喜歡的男人
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00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:56,690
沒事 沒事 開車 開車呀
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00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,940
阿龍 快開車呀
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00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,980
早啊 我想了一晚上
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00:40:36,610 --> 00:40:37,950
我想我們...
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00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,520
開門
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00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:46,250
你不開門我怎麼上車？嗯？
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00:41:05,290 --> 00:41:06,290
昨晚我們兩個都喝多了
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00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:06,440
大嫂
420
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,430
你不吩咐我怎麼知道去哪兒？
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00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,080
十點鐘我要學車
422
00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:17,200
十二點半到元朗跟我老公吃飯
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00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:19,360
兩點半到尖沙嘴學英語會話
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00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:21,790
四點半到元朗陪我老公喝下午茶
425
00:41:22,470 --> 00:41:24,730
六點以前回家燉燕窩給我老公吃
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00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,310
小心著涼 脫掉衣服 把身上擦乾
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00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,750
謝謝
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00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,850
來 我來幫你
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00:43:25,870 --> 00:43:26,240
謝謝
430
00:43:29,830 --> 00:43:30,290
謝謝
431
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,910
靚仔 什麼時候帶我去兜風呀？
432
00:43:33,630 --> 00:43:34,680
不行啊 車子是我老闆的
433
00:43:35,550 --> 00:43:36,860
沒關係 幾點鐘下班？
434
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,020
對不起 我要走了 我先走啦
435
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:51,020
明天不上學了
436
00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:53,420
不上學？ 為什麼？
437
00:43:54,910 --> 00:43:55,710
不喜歡就不想上咯
438
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:57,620
你又不是我老公
439
00:44:05,950 --> 00:44:09,060
每天等你下課 都在那裏買汽水的
440
00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:20,270
把這禮物送回元朗
441
00:44:20,330 --> 00:44:21,290
今天是太婆的大壽啊
442
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,170
叫你送禮啦 管我那麼多事幹嘛？
443
00:44:25,490 --> 00:44:26,620
你先上車 對不起啦
444
00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:29,590
你先上車呀 大嫂
445
00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:40,550
喂 我老婆靚不靚呀？
446
00:44:41,190 --> 00:44:41,630
不錯
447
00:44:42,060 --> 00:44:46,480
不錯？什麼不錯 簡直就是太美了
448
00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:53,510
唉！老婆不靚不想看 老婆太靚了又心驚驚
449
00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:59,080
咱們哥倆我才說 其實我蠻擔心的
450
00:45:00,790 --> 00:45:02,800
我不是說你呀 你挑大糞都不會偷吃呵
451
00:45:04,350 --> 00:45:06,340
挑大糞當然不能偷吃 你偷吃呀？
452
00:45:06,590 --> 00:45:07,080
當然沒偷啦
453
00:45:07,410 --> 00:45:08,610
你也知道我對阿蓮一心一意
454
00:45:09,850 --> 00:45:11,700
只有一個屁股怎麼能坐兩匹馬？
455
00:45:14,070 --> 00:45:16,100
其實我也不用擔心
456
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,290
誰能夠有我這麼浪漫呀？
457
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,350
阿蓮不來也好 免得她不開心
458
00:45:27,430 --> 00:45:29,000
你看 我幫她挑了一套香雲紗
459
00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:30,100
送給太婆的
460
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:30,800
是開襟兒的
461
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:34,040
太婆看到一定高興地愛死她了
462
00:45:35,630 --> 00:45:38,450
這套睡衣是我給她的 精心挑選的
463
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:41,070
讓她一穿上 就掛記我
464
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,620
太婆今天一定不會讓我回家了
465
00:45:45,470 --> 00:45:46,240
什麼？今天你不回家啦？
466
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,510
我全靠你了 我...
467
00:45:58,590 --> 00:45:59,700
喂！ 淫婦
468
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:03,570
走不走呀？
469
00:46:03,590 --> 00:46:03,820
來了
470
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:06,640
快點兒啊
471
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:07,680
這不是來了嘛
472
00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:09,480
東西帶齊沒有哇？
473
00:46:09,730 --> 00:46:10,390
都齊了
474
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:13,560
沒時間了 不玩啦
475
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,460
今天是不是穿這件衣服呀?
476
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:27,190
太婆 孫媳婦特別送給你的
477
00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:28,270
漂不漂亮呀？
478
00:46:29,010 --> 00:46:31,550
啊 這能不能下水呀？
479
00:46:34,780 --> 00:46:35,510
成何體統呀
480
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,010
怎麼能穿上街呀
481
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:10,280
三寸金蓮俏生生羅襪下
482
00:47:10,730 --> 00:47:17,290
紅雪染就相思褂
483
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:26,930
姻緣錯配 鸞鳳怎配烏鴉？
484
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:39,860
嗨！
485
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:47,140
小叔
486
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:48,190
大嫂
487
00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:51,680
我好怕 你陪我
488
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:52,660
停電了嘛
489
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:55,890
你先上樓吧 我去買保險絲
490
00:48:18,210 --> 00:48:18,710
小叔
491
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:28,890
小叔 你不要走 我好掛記你
492
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:31,750
你一走就是三個月
493
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,240
不 不用 用不了三個月 很快
494
00:49:05,470 --> 00:49:07,090
大嫂 這樣很危險的
495
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,010
我送你去元朗找大哥
496
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,100
大嫂 唉！
497
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,360
不要這樣好不好？
498
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:44,870
這樣很危險的！
499
00:49:46,390 --> 00:49:47,900
不要這樣嘛！
500
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,430
我武松頂天立地
501
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,440
不會做對不起大哥的事
502
00:49:51,830 --> 00:49:52,530
請大嫂自重
503
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,280
否則別怪我武松不客氣
504
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:01,800
你不要自己騙自己了
505
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,490
我 不要！
506
00:50:42,820 --> 00:50:45,240
小叔 你好薄情
507
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:59,190
淫婦 可以下車了
508
00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:02,060
人家下車了嘛
509
00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:04,030
快一點兒嘛
510
00:51:05,170 --> 00:51:07,420
Simon呀 我來跟你跳第一隻舞啦
511
00:51:07,530 --> 00:51:09,480
好 我要跳第二隻舞呀
512
00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:10,760
一個一個來嘛
513
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,970
你想要點什麼？
514
00:52:41,770 --> 00:52:42,810
女兒紅
515
00:52:42,950 --> 00:52:45,070
What? Bloody Mary?
516
00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:47,250
OK
517
00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:45,890
官人 對不起 小女子一不小心
518
00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:48,420
官人萬福
519
00:53:52,340 --> 00:53:55,080
娘子有禮 請問尊姓大名
520
00:53:55,570 --> 00:53:58,850
官人 你真善忘 妻妾呢？
521
00:54:00,350 --> 00:54:01,240
妻不如妾
522
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:02,960
妾不如偷啦
523
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:05,020
我早有夫君了
524
00:54:08,970 --> 00:54:10,820
腰這麼細 腳這麼小
525
00:54:12,150 --> 00:54:15,470
穿幾號鞋? 三號？ 四號？
526
00:54:17,070 --> 00:54:17,460
我不知道
527
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:19,150
量一量就知道了
528
00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:15,390
達達 不要折磨奴家了
529
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,060
達達
530
00:56:12,730 --> 00:56:15,490
嗯 害死淫婦咯
531
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:18,340
老婆 老婆
532
00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:23,160
老婆啊 為什麼昨晚不接我電話呀？
533
00:58:23,430 --> 00:58:24,390
你沒聽見電話響嗎？
534
00:58:24,730 --> 00:58:26,540
沒有呀 你想吃點兒什麼？
535
00:58:28,190 --> 00:58:28,950
吃西瓜？
536
00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:31,740
喂 你昨晚睡得很熟嗎？
537
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:40,140
電話也沒壞
538
00:59:01,930 --> 00:59:06,410
老婆 老婆 我不好 我沒良心
539
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,630
不聽我電話我活該
540
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,970
阿龍 你也是的
541
00:59:10,070 --> 00:59:11,580
你昨晚應該幫我跟她解釋清楚
542
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,020
你明明知道發生了什麼事嘛
543
00:59:18,050 --> 00:59:20,480
阿龍這個人就是硬梆梆的 不知道轉彎
544
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:21,470
來 吃壽桃
545
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:22,600
吃西瓜
546
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:24,350
我去聽
547
00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:29,990
喂 淫婦嗎? 啊！是達達呀
548
00:59:32,310 --> 00:59:32,940
打錯了？
549
00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:34,330
嗯
550
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:41,760
大哥 我想走了 不做了
551
00:59:44,570 --> 00:59:45,920
這裏有吃有住的 為什麼要走呢？
552
00:59:47,590 --> 00:59:50,290
表叔叫我去英國幫他照料他的餐館
553
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,790
大哥 我知道你一直很照顧我
554
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:55,820
我也沒辦法
555
00:59:56,130 --> 00:59:57,200
你多花點時間在家陪陪大嫂
556
00:59:57,350 --> 00:59:59,530
免得大嫂悶得慌
557
00:59:59,630 --> 01:00:00,260
你大嫂悶嗎？
558
01:00:01,730 --> 01:00:02,520
不是 我的意思是
559
01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:05,910
女人最需要的是多多疼她
560
01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:07,290
我疼得還不夠嗎？
561
01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:09,860
不是 我是說多一點兒浪漫
562
01:00:10,170 --> 01:00:11,530
我還不夠浪漫嗎？
563
01:00:13,170 --> 01:00:14,290
也許你整天在外面做事
564
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,740
剩下大嫂一個人在家
565
01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:16,680
你為什麼不陪陪她呢？
566
01:00:19,690 --> 01:00:21,170
老婆 你很悶嗎？
567
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:22,450
你整天去哪兒了？
568
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,130
你交了些什麼朋友啊？
569
01:00:24,150 --> 01:00:24,850
你做過些什麼事呀？
570
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:25,540
大哥 大嫂沒有哇
571
01:00:29,490 --> 01:00:30,590
對 什麼都是我的錯
572
01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:33,510
你以為我願意呀？ 我也不知道是為什麼
573
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:36,330
喂！喂！
574
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,790
算了 女人不能太寵了
575
01:00:44,990 --> 01:00:46,540
一會兒就會自己回來了
576
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:53,690
等一會兒沒回來再說吧
577
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:55,490
大哥 那我走了
578
01:00:56,980 --> 01:00:59,370
搞得亂七八糟的 你就走?
579
01:01:03,380 --> 01:01:06,000
每個人都要走 就剩我一個人
580
01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:11,230
我也不願意呀！
581
01:01:39,990 --> 01:01:44,450
東園昨夜狂風急 萬紫千紅亦盡傾
582
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:49,430
幸有惜花人早起 培回根本復栽生
583
01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:50,500
我好像見過你
584
01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:54,480
無所謂 論此簽 有兇險
585
01:01:55,010 --> 01:01:56,760
萬紫千紅亦毀於一旦
586
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:03,690
我最近見到好多古人 又身不由己
587
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,100
為什麼？
588
01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:07,150
人有前生今世
589
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:10,530
猶如有父母子女 一脈相承
590
01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:14,280
還是及早回頭是岸
591
01:02:17,570 --> 01:02:18,870
回去吧
592
01:02:56,070 --> 01:02:56,770
啊！
593
01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:35,440
大哥沒有你不行啊
594
01:03:37,890 --> 01:03:38,420
那你呢？
595
01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:43,790
這十年我都過來了
596
01:03:46,530 --> 01:03:48,270
那次批鬥以後 我就不再打籃球
597
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,310
找到新疆 說你調到了廣州
598
01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:55,930
我在廣州找了你兩年
599
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,540
原來你偷渡來了香港
600
01:04:00,110 --> 01:04:03,590
我現在踏進這個門就不會再走了
601
01:04:05,950 --> 01:04:06,430
我知道
602
01:04:11,790 --> 01:04:12,550
命該如此
603
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,420
早點跟大哥生個孩子
604
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:29,020
可能這樣會開心點兒
605
01:05:05,150 --> 01:05:08,880
有些事我不想做 可是我做了
606
01:05:10,230 --> 01:05:14,770
有時我又見到些骨靈精怪的東西
607
01:05:16,150 --> 01:05:17,960
去看醫生哪 有一種叫心理醫生的
608
01:05:22,690 --> 01:05:23,740
我要進去了
609
01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:36,860
哈 老婆 你回來就好了 想死我了
610
01:05:38,220 --> 01:05:39,290
我以後不敢調皮了
611
01:05:39,290 --> 01:05:40,280
也不敢跟你大聲聊天了
612
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:41,320
來 進廳坐
613
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:44,530
你手好冷啊 小心著涼
614
01:05:46,590 --> 01:05:48,810
來 坐 坐 披件衣服
615
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,740
我倒杯茶給你喝
616
01:06:05,790 --> 01:06:09,280
老婆 這位是蕭先生 我老婆
617
01:06:10,210 --> 01:06:10,880
叫我Simon就行了
618
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,210
蕭先生的眼光真好
619
01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:15,270
他看中我們元朗老家
620
01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:17,650
以前多少人想借來拍戲
621
01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,570
都被我推掉了
622
01:06:18,810 --> 01:06:20,740
沒辦法 誰讓我跟蕭先生有緣份呢
623
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:23,040
蕭先生是做什麼的？
624
01:06:23,470 --> 01:06:24,090
設計師
625
01:06:24,130 --> 01:06:24,930
蕭先生很出名的
626
01:06:25,170 --> 01:06:26,940
許多明星歌星什麼的
627
01:06:27,110 --> 01:06:28,320
都跟他勾肩搭背摟在一起拍照呢
628
01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:30,560
蕭先生 有空教教我老婆
629
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:32,080
教她怎麼打扮自己
630
01:06:32,110 --> 01:06:36,150
沒問題 不錯呀 武太太端莊賢淑
631
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,390
你倆個很般配啊
632
01:06:37,530 --> 01:06:38,150
馬馬虎虎啊
633
01:06:40,150 --> 01:06:41,850
對了 你拍照那天
634
01:06:41,850 --> 01:06:42,750
有什麼需要幫忙的儘管說
635
01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:45,120
讓我老婆學一學了
636
01:06:46,290 --> 01:06:47,240
一定 一定！
637
01:06:50,370 --> 01:06:53,090
哎呀 你什麼時候拍照打個電話來 無所謂啦
638
01:06:53,790 --> 01:06:55,130
反正大家都是自己人
639
01:06:56,030 --> 01:06:57,340
OK 我不會放過你的
640
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,050
真受不了你
641
01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:05,570
我也不會放過你的
642
01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:17,440
蕭先生 Byebye Byebye
643
01:07:24,190 --> 01:07:24,520
你到底怎樣？
644
01:07:33,070 --> 01:07:34,260
你要我怎麼樣？
645
01:07:37,570 --> 01:07:38,530
開不起玩笑不開嘛
646
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:42,130
我是專業的設計師
647
01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:45,730
我有個計劃 叫十二金釵
648
01:07:47,410 --> 01:07:50,700
想要找一個好一點兒的地方拍照 OK?
649
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,420
得了吧 就跟你睡了一個晚上
650
01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:04,410
有什麼大不了的呢
651
01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:06,730
Simon 出來嘛
652
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,230
每個人都要睡覺的嘛
653
01:08:10,630 --> 01:08:11,510
開心就行了
654
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,500
我可沒空理你睡醒以後是男人還是女人呢
655
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,810
Simon 你來不來呀？
656
01:08:16,890 --> 01:08:18,190
來啦
657
01:08:27,650 --> 01:08:29,410
我覺得你真的好像古時候
658
01:08:29,630 --> 01:08:30,330
扎小腳的女人一樣
659
01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:34,250
那麼有意思 哈哈
660
01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:09,520
大家幫助般東西呀 快點兒 快點兒
661
01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:11,380
來幫幫忙
662
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,810
你這麼胖 不當楊貴妃可惜了
663
01:09:15,070 --> 01:09:16,040
Vivian怎麼還沒來呀
664
01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:18,320
大牌都是這樣子啦
665
01:09:18,390 --> 01:09:20,610
我們這兒最老的就是她了 二十三歲了
666
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,540
就是嘛 一天到晚還在裝呢
667
01:09:23,350 --> 01:09:25,400
武太呀 那個老太婆有沒有一百歲呀？
668
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,280
一百零一歲了
669
01:09:28,070 --> 01:09:31,750
哇！ 大我們四倍還多呢
670
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,660
喂 你看 她裹小腳呢 出土文物嘛
671
01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:38,030
那麼老還沒死 這日子怎麼過呀？
672
01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:40,300
依我看 三十歲以前死是最好的啦
673
01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:42,920
我還有十二年 你呢？
674
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:45,550
我才二十歲 誰比我小的舉手哦
675
01:09:45,770 --> 01:09:46,440
我 哈哈
676
01:09:49,670 --> 01:09:52,770
來 來站位 你站這兒 你站那兒
677
01:09:58,940 --> 01:09:59,460
Vivian來了沒？
678
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:15,530
幹什麼呀？
679
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:17,960
我欠個女人 幫她挑衣服
680
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,100
我看 你還是找別人吧
681
01:10:24,660 --> 01:10:27,490
這裏除了你 就只有太婆是女人
682
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,870
你要我call你老公嗎？
683
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,250
化什麼妝啊？
684
01:10:56,390 --> 01:10:57,410
潘金蓮
685
01:10:58,840 --> 01:10:59,550
她是誰呀？
686
01:11:02,030 --> 01:11:03,690
天下第一淫婦
687
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,160
休息一下 補補妝
688
01:12:25,910 --> 01:12:26,770
來
689
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:53,410
達達
690
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,640
啊......
691
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:47,730
不要...不要...
692
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,400
不要？
693
01:13:48,740 --> 01:13:51,220
你會死的 你會死的呀！
694
01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:54,310
人當然會死啦
695
01:13:54,470 --> 01:13:55,600
你真會死的
696
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:56,920
我只怕老了
697
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,370
不要！
698
01:13:58,690 --> 01:13:59,990
老了就沒有人要了
699
01:14:01,590 --> 01:14:03,430
娘子 你要不要呀？
700
01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:11,390
得了得了 試好衣服就出來了
701
01:14:11,450 --> 01:14:12,610
催什麼催？
702
01:14:16,050 --> 01:14:17,910
你的小白臉呀？快氣瘋了啊
703
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:30,720
我就要她的騷勁兒 千萬別補妝呀
704
01:14:39,070 --> 01:14:40,520
我好像控制不了我自己
705
01:14:40,890 --> 01:14:41,790
你淫賤！
706
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,820
你不用給自己找借口
707
01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:50,890
你說！你有沒有？有還是沒有啊？
708
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,880
有沒有啊？
709
01:14:55,260 --> 01:14:56,110
有！
710
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,900
你說愛我 為什麼不跟我走？
711
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:08,350
怎麼走呀？
712
01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,880
日子還有老長 餓死都不知道為什麼呀
713
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:12,720
我說過要跟你一輩子了嗎？
714
01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:14,830
以後是以後
715
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,640
那麼長遠的事 我才不相信呢
716
01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:19,810
也許 以後各走各的
717
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:24,860
不過 你沒有種 你沒有種！ 你妒忌！
718
01:15:25,670 --> 01:15:29,820
你故作神聖 我看不起你！
719
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:35,760
如果你再對不起我大哥
720
01:15:37,270 --> 01:15:38,340
我一定會殺掉你
721
01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:44,510
你殺呀 不用拿你大哥做借口
722
01:16:06,790 --> 01:16:10,520
妲己 西施 貂蟬 王昭君
723
01:16:11,290 --> 01:16:14,780
武則天 哇 好多美女呀
724
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,290
一個 兩個...來了 來了
725
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,170
Byebye Byebye Byebye
726
01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:23,620
十二金釵裏面 怎麼沒有林黛玉呀?
727
01:16:24,070 --> 01:16:26,960
傻呆呀？ 林黛玉是處女嘛
728
01:16:27,890 --> 01:16:28,780
當然不能入圍了
729
01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:32,630
能做中國名女人的各個都有點兒功夫的
730
01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:37,100
最要緊的是足夠淫 但是不能賤哦
731
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:44,050
矜貴 但是要風騷 風騷卻又不能下流
732
01:16:44,060 --> 01:16:45,180
嘗嘗 這是什麼？
733
01:16:45,510 --> 01:16:45,930
草啊
734
01:16:50,790 --> 01:16:51,690
大力氣吸呀
735
01:16:53,010 --> 01:16:54,050
喂 這麼多女人 你行不行呀？
736
01:16:54,730 --> 01:16:56,600
不行？ 不行還做什麼人呀 你呢？
737
01:16:57,230 --> 01:16:58,410
百發百中的
738
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:01,370
不然怎麼有漂亮老婆死心塌地呢？ 真的假的？
739
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:04,450
沒什麼用嘛？
740
01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:08,670
草不是這麼用的 呆子 來 跟我來
741
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:11,010
又有什麼新花樣兒？
742
01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,920
一瓶五十顆分兩次 我知道了
743
01:17:14,670 --> 01:17:15,300
千萬別用酒喝
744
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,210
我又不是不行 好玩的嘛
745
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:19,760
還有沒有草 全給我了
746
01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:22,430
有 全給你 你可不要抬拚命啊
747
01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:39,010
喂 老婆 你今天好漂亮噢
748
01:17:39,970 --> 01:17:41,170
哇 你偷看黃書？
749
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,530
爺爺爸爸都不准我看這種書
750
01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:45,810
太婆看到了不得了 快
751
01:17:49,670 --> 01:17:50,460
那個故事講了些什麼？
752
01:17:51,340 --> 01:17:53,250
噢 全是老套了
753
01:17:53,740 --> 01:17:55,000
講一個很騷的女人
754
01:17:55,530 --> 01:17:56,760
嫁給一個很矮的男人
755
01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:58,780
誰知道她串通了一個很色的男人
756
01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,150
毒死那個很矮的男人
757
01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:03,240
誰知道他有個弟弟是個很壯的男人
758
01:18:03,770 --> 01:18:05,110
呼 不知怎樣了...
759
01:18:05,130 --> 01:18:05,810
後來怎麼樣了？
760
01:18:05,910 --> 01:18:07,390
不知道了 那些字很深的
761
01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:08,960
澀得我都看不懂
762
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,960
你知道 我不會查字典的嘛！
763
01:18:12,570 --> 01:18:13,780
哎 換衣服 晚上跟太婆吃飯
764
01:18:14,050 --> 01:18:15,730
不回去了 早點兒上床
765
01:18:16,210 --> 01:18:18,210
哇 今晚好浪漫哪
766
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:30,790
啦啦啦 啦啦啦...
767
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:44,530
二、四、八、十、二十...
768
01:18:45,150 --> 01:18:46,980
要五十顆才行呀
769
01:18:48,330 --> 01:18:50,040
哎呀 這怎麼數呀？
770
01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:03,960
三十兩銀子 轉賣與張大戶家
771
01:19:29,290 --> 01:19:29,820
你個淫婦呀
772
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:32,890
因此不要武大一文錢
773
01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:35,850
白白地嫁與他為妻
774
01:19:41,050 --> 01:19:44,280
二十五...三十五...五十、五十一
775
01:19:45,130 --> 01:19:45,760
無所謂了 多了不吃虧
776
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:50,980
老婆
777
01:19:52,690 --> 01:19:54,380
老婆啊 拿杯水給我
778
01:19:58,420 --> 01:19:59,040
老婆 老婆啊
779
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,220
老婆 謝了
780
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:09,510
謝了
781
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:12,620
嗯？ 酸酸的
782
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:30,090
鑼鼓喧天 花紅軟轎
783
01:20:30,530 --> 01:20:34,650
簇擁著一個人 卻是他的親兄弟武松
784
01:20:34,650 --> 01:20:36,170
因在景陽崗打死一隻大蟲
785
01:20:37,070 --> 01:20:39,150
新升做了巡捕都頭
786
01:20:39,330 --> 01:20:41,080
我武松頂天立地
787
01:20:41,250 --> 01:20:42,620
不會做出對不起大哥的事！
788
01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:46,380
第二十七回 李瓶兒私語翡翠軒
789
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:48,590
潘金蓮醉鬧葡萄架
790
01:21:17,570 --> 01:21:19,000
蓮妹呀 蓮妹
791
01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:21,260
那婦人先把砒霜傾在盞內
792
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:22,670
卻舀一杯白湯來
793
01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:25,670
把到樓上卻叫 大哥 藥在哪裏？
794
01:21:26,170 --> 01:21:28,530
武大道 在我蓆子底下 枕頭邊
795
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:29,960
你快調來與我吃
796
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,000
那婦人揭開席 將那藥倒在盞子裏
797
01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:56,640
救命呀！ 救命呀！
798
01:21:57,530 --> 01:22:04,060
啊 啊 救命呀！
799
01:22:05,690 --> 01:22:07,130
什麼事呀？怎麼啦？
800
01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:08,530
中毒了 Simon的藥...
801
01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:09,680
怎麼了 大哥？
802
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,840
大哥 大哥啊
803
01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:23,820
大哥 大哥... 大哥啊！
804
01:22:23,830 --> 01:22:25,500
什麼事呀？ 怎麼會這樣？
805
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:27,840
我的兒子呀！
806
01:22:32,150 --> 01:22:32,590
你個淫婦！
807
01:22:32,590 --> 01:22:35,110
不關我事 不關我的事呀
808
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:56,730
你個狐貍精 害人害己 滾呀！滾呀！
809
01:23:21,070 --> 01:23:22,290
你幹什麼？你瘋啦？
810
01:24:43,810 --> 01:24:48,900
啊... 啊.......
811
01:25:32,740 --> 01:25:33,600
哎 哎...
812
01:25:42,270 --> 01:25:44,940
弟弟呀 你怎麼無緣無故就死了呀
813
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:47,080
一定是那個壞女人害你的
814
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,770
我要和她拼了 這造的什麼孽呀
815
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:59,260
兒子啊 你醒了？
816
01:26:00,110 --> 01:26:01,690
老婆 老婆 我醒了
817
01:26:01,900 --> 01:26:04,980
老婆 你在哪裏呀？ 老婆 老婆 老婆 老婆啊！
818
01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:12,830
停車 停車 停車啊！
819
01:26:32,930 --> 01:26:34,130
停車 停車 啊！
820
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:58,600
開門呀 我愛你 我們一起走
821
01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:08,100
停車 停車呀！
822
01:27:27,260 --> 01:27:28,940
你怎麼樣？ 啊？
823
01:27:29,910 --> 01:27:31,540
我...我真的喜歡你啊
824
01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:34,040
不要啊
825
01:27:34,050 --> 01:27:35,370
如果我們可以重新來過
826
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:38,690
你不會死的 你不會死的！
827
01:27:55,930 --> 01:27:59,120
別怕 我們馬上到醫院了
828
01:27:59,850 --> 01:28:00,690
你不會有事的
829
01:28:01,530 --> 01:28:02,570
我們從頭來過啊
830
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,780
我要報仇！！！
831
01:29:33,470 --> 01:29:38,530
劇 終
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