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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:31,110 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 3 00:00:52,609 --> 00:00:54,143 You have a collect call from an inmate 4 00:00:54,176 --> 00:00:55,746 at Hillsborough correctional facility. 5 00:00:55,779 --> 00:00:57,314 This call may be monitored. 6 00:00:57,347 --> 00:00:59,750 To accept this call, please press zero. 7 00:00:59,783 --> 00:01:00,484 If you do not.. 8 00:01:01,784 --> 00:01:03,319 - Frankie. - Hey. 9 00:01:03,353 --> 00:01:04,288 Frank, you're there? 10 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,055 Hey, can you hear me? 11 00:01:06,088 --> 00:01:06,923 Frankie, I can't fucking hear you, be clear. 12 00:01:06,956 --> 00:01:08,024 It's just real loud in here. 13 00:01:08,058 --> 00:01:08,692 Hold on a sec. 14 00:01:08,725 --> 00:01:09,393 Jesus fucking Christ. 15 00:01:09,426 --> 00:01:10,394 Can you hear me now? 16 00:01:10,427 --> 00:01:11,762 Yeah. 17 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:12,930 How are you, do you want us to come get you? 18 00:01:12,962 --> 00:01:14,330 No, listen, I got my truck. 19 00:01:14,364 --> 00:01:15,933 I wanna head straight over to the shop at five o'clock. 20 00:01:15,965 --> 00:01:18,434 Shop, all right, yeah, now we'll meet you there. 21 00:01:18,468 --> 00:01:20,204 Yeah, okay. 22 00:01:21,905 --> 00:01:23,340 How is Crystal doing? 23 00:01:23,373 --> 00:01:25,743 She's good, she made a pancake, 24 00:01:25,775 --> 00:01:27,343 she's watching cartoons with Pack. 25 00:01:28,545 --> 00:01:32,015 Hey, daddy's coming home. 26 00:01:49,399 --> 00:01:50,433 Stay, stay. 27 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:09,520 Hey sweetie. 28 00:02:12,087 --> 00:02:13,123 How'd she do? 29 00:02:15,258 --> 00:02:18,128 Yeah, she did all right. 30 00:02:18,161 --> 00:02:19,128 You wanna go see daddy? 31 00:02:19,162 --> 00:02:22,165 Hey, Crystal, sweetie. 32 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:24,968 Come on, come on. 33 00:02:28,905 --> 00:02:30,373 Okay, stay with her. 34 00:02:36,278 --> 00:02:37,313 I get it. 35 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:41,986 It's okay, it's okay. 36 00:02:43,319 --> 00:02:44,555 Come on. 37 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,509 All right, look, this morning- 38 00:03:40,543 --> 00:03:41,545 - This morning what? 39 00:03:43,045 --> 00:03:44,247 I should have fed the dog? 40 00:03:44,281 --> 00:03:45,515 I should have put gas in the truck? 41 00:03:45,548 --> 00:03:47,251 Because I did all that shit. 42 00:03:47,783 --> 00:03:49,052 I know, I messed up. 43 00:03:54,491 --> 00:03:57,027 You shit all over Saturday morning is what you did. 44 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:59,263 You just completely destroyed the love of the day, 45 00:03:59,295 --> 00:04:01,430 you left a fucking crater, like 46 00:04:02,632 --> 00:04:04,033 sadness. 47 00:04:07,704 --> 00:04:09,640 Look, I know that it's expensive 48 00:04:09,673 --> 00:04:12,209 and I know that we're poor, but- 49 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:13,009 - We're not, we're not, we're not poor. 50 00:04:13,043 --> 00:04:14,378 All right, fine. 51 00:04:14,411 --> 00:04:15,544 We're clinging to the last branch 52 00:04:15,578 --> 00:04:17,381 of the lower middle class, whatever. 53 00:04:19,415 --> 00:04:20,983 It's where I want to go. 54 00:04:21,016 --> 00:04:22,418 It's not just the money. 55 00:04:24,153 --> 00:04:26,189 Is it because the school is closer to her? 56 00:04:26,723 --> 00:04:27,591 Yeah. 57 00:04:29,391 --> 00:04:30,694 All right, fine. 58 00:04:30,726 --> 00:04:33,963 I'll go to UNH Manchester, five blocks away. 59 00:04:33,997 --> 00:04:36,133 But start compromising now so it won't be such a shock 60 00:04:36,165 --> 00:04:38,668 when I'm a balding 49 year old supermarket checkout girl 61 00:04:38,701 --> 00:04:40,937 with carpal fucking tunnel. 62 00:04:40,971 --> 00:04:41,538 All right, good, then it's settled. 63 00:04:41,571 --> 00:04:43,240 Fuck you. 64 00:04:43,273 --> 00:04:43,941 You're not funny. 65 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:56,020 All right, look. 66 00:04:59,755 --> 00:05:02,224 Just fucking do it, okay? 67 00:05:02,257 --> 00:05:04,394 I'll take out loans and all that. 68 00:05:04,427 --> 00:05:05,462 All right? 69 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,300 Just fucking do it. 70 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:13,469 You know someday I'm gonna make a lot of money, dad. 71 00:05:13,502 --> 00:05:15,338 You won't have to work so hard, okay? 72 00:05:16,238 --> 00:05:18,441 Yeah, I don't mind working hard, but thank you. 73 00:05:24,346 --> 00:05:25,614 So can you go now or? 74 00:05:25,648 --> 00:05:26,717 Oh, hold on a second. 75 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,485 Let me ask you. 76 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:31,253 Oh definitely, no, look at this, it's disgusting. 77 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:33,423 How did you know that's what I was going to ask you about? 78 00:05:33,456 --> 00:05:35,426 How about you can put on the shirt I bought you. 79 00:05:42,098 --> 00:05:43,400 Hey, do you mind if I borrow that jacket 80 00:05:43,432 --> 00:05:45,302 if I ever get a date? 81 00:05:46,668 --> 00:05:48,004 Fucking protein powder. 82 00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,211 - Hey! - Wow, so gorgeous. 83 00:05:55,677 --> 00:05:57,346 Hey, it's nice to see you. 84 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:58,415 Nice to see you. 85 00:05:58,447 --> 00:06:01,617 Look at your hair, it's nice. 86 00:06:01,651 --> 00:06:02,752 You want to give me a hit? 87 00:06:02,786 --> 00:06:03,786 Of what? 88 00:06:03,819 --> 00:06:05,654 Of what, of what? 89 00:06:05,687 --> 00:06:08,091 Frank's not even here, you're not going to get in trouble. 90 00:06:08,124 --> 00:06:10,193 Yeah, you're good out here I bet. 91 00:06:10,225 --> 00:06:11,394 Just one hit. 92 00:06:12,694 --> 00:06:14,264 Whoop whoop. 93 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:18,769 Tell me where I can get it, you know. 94 00:06:18,802 --> 00:06:20,637 Don't smoke. 95 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:21,705 It's good. 96 00:06:22,805 --> 00:06:23,673 What's going on out here? 97 00:06:23,706 --> 00:06:25,641 - Hi Frankie. - Nothing. Hey, Frank. 98 00:06:25,841 --> 00:06:28,077 Crystal, it's way too cold, put something warmer on. 99 00:06:28,110 --> 00:06:30,247 I don't want you out here like this. 100 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:31,347 Why are you laughing? 101 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:34,350 What'd you cook? 102 00:06:35,285 --> 00:06:37,254 Hey, hey, where are you going? 103 00:06:44,226 --> 00:06:44,827 I'm not burning no sausages, not burning. 104 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,529 I'm telling you right now. 105 00:06:46,562 --> 00:06:47,663 That's the protein of the fucking meal. 106 00:06:47,697 --> 00:06:49,298 You don't burn the sausages. 107 00:06:49,331 --> 00:06:51,834 Hey, you guys take a look at the Christmas tree yet? 108 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:52,968 Fucking gorgeous. 109 00:06:53,002 --> 00:06:54,704 Perfect, that's good, I love these sweet sausages. 110 00:06:54,737 --> 00:06:57,407 Hey, you want this fine wine? 111 00:06:57,439 --> 00:06:58,641 One legged duck swim in a circle. 112 00:06:58,675 --> 00:07:00,276 - Circle. - Crystal, I love that 113 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:01,677 Christmas tree, it looks beautiful. 114 00:07:01,711 --> 00:07:05,182 - This looks beautiful. - Let's eat, I'm starving. 115 00:07:08,718 --> 00:07:10,854 Make a room, you want more? 116 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:12,521 Yeah. 117 00:07:12,555 --> 00:07:13,723 This are delicious. 118 00:07:13,755 --> 00:07:14,623 That's a nice shirt, Frank. 119 00:07:14,656 --> 00:07:15,724 Thanks. 120 00:07:15,757 --> 00:07:16,358 They made that for men? 121 00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:17,528 Hey, I bought him that. 122 00:07:19,562 --> 00:07:20,463 Yeah, I like it. 123 00:07:20,497 --> 00:07:22,264 Old man don't smoke anymore. 124 00:07:22,298 --> 00:07:23,367 I got him to quit. 125 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:25,769 Did you? 126 00:07:25,802 --> 00:07:27,437 Yeah, I posted photos of rotten cancer infested lungs 127 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:28,205 all over the house. 128 00:07:30,372 --> 00:07:33,476 Oh, maybe one night, we don't fucking drink so much. 129 00:07:33,509 --> 00:07:35,211 Come on, Frank, It's Christmas. 130 00:07:35,245 --> 00:07:36,579 You see how wound up he is, 131 00:07:36,612 --> 00:07:38,548 could you maybe like take him out, 132 00:07:38,581 --> 00:07:39,483 and meet somebody or something. 133 00:07:39,516 --> 00:07:41,585 Like what, for his penis? 134 00:07:41,617 --> 00:07:42,586 Take it easy. 135 00:07:42,619 --> 00:07:44,454 All he wants to do is be here or at his shop. 136 00:07:44,487 --> 00:07:45,422 It's true. 137 00:07:45,454 --> 00:07:46,889 Because every time I go to a bar with you too 138 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:48,792 you get wasted and fucking start shit. 139 00:07:48,824 --> 00:07:50,627 And thus, you never meet anybody. 140 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:52,562 As far as meeting somebody though, 141 00:07:52,595 --> 00:07:54,631 you did mean like a female, right? 142 00:07:54,663 --> 00:07:56,199 Swaino, you know who you are? 143 00:07:56,232 --> 00:07:58,735 You're the guy who makes one too many gay jokes. 144 00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:08,478 You know what, I got nothing but love for you tonight. 145 00:08:08,511 --> 00:08:11,348 'Cause we're having a beautiful dinner at Frankie's. 146 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:13,415 You're a good man, Packie. 147 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:16,819 It's good, all of us together, right? 148 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,156 How's that school search coming? 149 00:08:20,189 --> 00:08:21,591 Those college essays turned out good, right? 150 00:08:21,624 --> 00:08:22,859 Yeah, thanks for your help on those Packie. 151 00:08:22,891 --> 00:08:24,661 They turned out real well. 152 00:08:24,694 --> 00:08:29,700 - Mm-hmm. - I don't know. 153 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:32,769 What, what's the matter? 154 00:08:32,802 --> 00:08:33,937 No, nothing's wrong. 155 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:36,373 Hey, what'd you fucking say to her? 156 00:08:36,405 --> 00:08:38,375 I don't know, I'm sorry. 157 00:08:38,408 --> 00:08:39,442 Packie, what's going on? 158 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:42,312 Hey, Chris. 159 00:08:48,817 --> 00:08:50,486 Hey, fuck this school. 160 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:52,188 I was the same way, you know, 161 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:54,557 you just kind of have to find your own path to knowledge. 162 00:08:54,591 --> 00:08:55,692 Congratulations. 163 00:08:56,658 --> 00:08:57,793 It says you got in. 164 00:08:57,826 --> 00:09:00,697 Did I get in, did I get in? 165 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:02,932 How's early acceptance motherfuckers? 166 00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:10,540 - Oh, Crystal! - Did you fucking know? 167 00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:15,511 Of course I know, I'm paying for it. 168 00:09:15,544 --> 00:09:16,379 Hey! 169 00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:19,282 Of course he fucking knew! 170 00:09:19,315 --> 00:09:20,751 Oh. 171 00:09:21,485 --> 00:09:24,287 Hey, hey, hey, merry fucking Christmas. 172 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,388 Merry Christmas. 173 00:09:25,421 --> 00:09:26,355 Merry fucking Christmas. 174 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,425 UCLA 175 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:30,826 You're smart. 176 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,562 Los Angels could be a dangerous place, trust me. 177 00:09:32,595 --> 00:09:34,431 You got to keep your head on a swivel. 178 00:09:34,464 --> 00:09:35,665 You ain't been on a fucking airplane. 179 00:09:35,697 --> 00:09:36,732 Not the point here. 180 00:09:36,765 --> 00:09:37,634 All right, you're right. 181 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,668 So if a guy comes at you with a knife. 182 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:40,836 Yeah. 183 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:42,504 You just pivot your wrist like this. 184 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:43,840 Oh. 185 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,743 You've got to try to stab me. 186 00:09:46,775 --> 00:09:47,676 Well, an attacker is not going to tell you 187 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,677 he's gonna stab you. 188 00:09:48,711 --> 00:09:49,613 I'm just putting that out. 189 00:09:49,645 --> 00:09:50,679 Let's do it, you're right. 190 00:09:50,712 --> 00:09:51,947 You're right, I'm wrong. 191 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:54,884 So then you pivot the wrist like that. 192 00:09:55,985 --> 00:09:57,821 I'm not playing anymore. 193 00:09:58,888 --> 00:10:00,724 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 194 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,495 Dad, can I have one cigarette? 195 00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:07,831 Thought you quit with me. 196 00:10:07,864 --> 00:10:10,767 It's just one. 197 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:11,333 What about the cancer? 198 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:13,035 Oh, shut up, Packie. 199 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,870 Going to UCLA, she's gonna cure cancer. 200 00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:16,538 Frankie, give her a cigarette. 201 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:17,774 Give her one. 202 00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:19,908 - No. - Just give her one. 203 00:10:19,942 --> 00:10:21,344 Fuck it. 204 00:10:21,376 --> 00:10:23,312 You know you owe me after this morning. 205 00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:24,714 What happened this morning? 206 00:10:24,746 --> 00:10:26,716 Got into an argument and he punched a hole in the wall. 207 00:10:26,749 --> 00:10:28,485 At least he didn't- 208 00:10:28,518 --> 00:10:31,654 - Hey Swaino, can I wear brown boots with a black jacket? 209 00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:32,855 Once I get to see the boots. 210 00:10:32,889 --> 00:10:34,024 Why are you asking him? 211 00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:36,058 Once I start buying my clothes from a fucking garbage can 212 00:10:36,091 --> 00:10:36,893 I'll ask you. 213 00:10:38,427 --> 00:10:39,796 Thank you, Sensei. 214 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:42,832 Hey, so listen to me. 215 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,670 So Karen's coming over tonight to bring Crystal out. 216 00:10:47,703 --> 00:10:48,537 Oh my God. 217 00:10:48,571 --> 00:10:49,605 Tonight? 218 00:10:49,639 --> 00:10:50,139 Yeah. 219 00:10:50,173 --> 00:10:51,508 She's coming here? 220 00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:53,076 The fucking cunt is back in town. 221 00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:54,444 Don't use that language in front of crystal. 222 00:10:54,476 --> 00:10:54,877 What the fuck should I call her then? 223 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:56,712 Bitch, whore? 224 00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:58,514 What, I'm just trying to help, skank? 225 00:10:58,548 --> 00:10:59,916 It's the mother of my child, 226 00:10:59,948 --> 00:11:01,317 can you show some fucking respect? 227 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:01,985 She don't fucking deserve respect. 228 00:11:02,019 --> 00:11:04,053 So do it for Crystal then. 229 00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:05,788 This is fucking bullshit, Frankie. 230 00:11:05,822 --> 00:11:07,590 You should've told us. 231 00:11:21,971 --> 00:11:23,005 Hey Frank, Frank, 232 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,576 don't look directly into her eyes. 233 00:11:30,812 --> 00:11:32,115 Hey. 234 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:32,983 Hey. 235 00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:38,954 Jesus Christ. 236 00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:39,789 How are you doing? 237 00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:40,856 How's things Frank? 238 00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:43,860 I'm actually pretty good, actually. 239 00:11:45,427 --> 00:11:46,562 How long are you in town? 240 00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:48,899 I don't know, a couple of days, we'll see. 241 00:11:49,899 --> 00:11:52,968 So, you still not drinking and doing your push ups? 242 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:57,005 You look good too. 243 00:11:57,038 --> 00:11:58,708 Oh, and I didn't need to quit shit. 244 00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:00,576 How are you faggots doing? 245 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,644 I'm doing good? 246 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:03,846 Really? 247 00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:05,081 You act like I'm the devil or something. 248 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,117 Kind of fucking worse. 249 00:12:08,017 --> 00:12:08,918 Ma. 250 00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:10,986 Oh, look at you. 251 00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:12,755 Oh my God. 252 00:12:12,788 --> 00:12:14,490 You're goddamn gorgeous. 253 00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:17,025 Look at this hair, oh my God, it grew. 254 00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,894 It's been a year, Karen. 255 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,830 Okay, thank you. 256 00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,699 We've got some catching up to do, don't we? 257 00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:24,867 Tonight is your night, I'm gonna spoil you so bad. 258 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,902 You've got fake tits, Karen. 259 00:12:26,936 --> 00:12:28,437 I know they look good, don't they? 260 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:29,972 No, it's just this bra that I'm wearing. 261 00:12:30,005 --> 00:12:30,973 Did you want to see them? 262 00:12:31,006 --> 00:12:31,840 Ma. 263 00:12:31,874 --> 00:12:33,543 Okay. 264 00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:34,911 Okay, well, like show him, like you miss them, 265 00:12:34,943 --> 00:12:35,812 like you want to peek. 266 00:12:38,581 --> 00:12:41,017 Hey, remember when we were all friends before I grew tits. 267 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,886 All right, well this was fun. 268 00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:45,854 Anyway, do you want to go shopping for Christmas? 269 00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:49,125 Yeah, oh, I want to hear about everything about the boys. 270 00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:50,627 I want to hear where you like to go. 271 00:12:50,659 --> 00:12:51,693 I want to get everything, 272 00:12:51,726 --> 00:12:52,562 - okay? - Yeah. 273 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:06,042 Let's get him the fuck out of here. 274 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:08,745 Hey Frank, let's go get a drink somewhere, huh? 275 00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,447 - Come on, Frankie. - Come on. 276 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,715 We'll have fun, you'll have a seltzer. 277 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:13,750 Let's go. 278 00:13:13,783 --> 00:13:14,884 All right, fine. 279 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,653 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Frankie, let's go. 280 00:13:26,629 --> 00:13:28,865 All right, enough with the fucking talk, okay? 281 00:13:34,803 --> 00:13:35,672 To Crystal. 282 00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:37,073 To Crystal. 283 00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:38,942 Who knew that accidental orgasm 284 00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:41,177 in a Hampton Beach bathroom would go to fucking college? 285 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,745 If you only pulled out that night 286 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,080 your whole fucking life, your whole life 287 00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:44,914 would have been different. 288 00:13:44,947 --> 00:13:45,914 Okay, enough. 289 00:13:45,947 --> 00:13:46,915 Fucking college. 290 00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:49,084 I'm so proud of us, man. 291 00:13:49,118 --> 00:13:50,753 Us, the fuck you ever do? 292 00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,254 I did a lot back in the day. 293 00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:54,791 Bullshit, you ever change a diaper? 294 00:13:54,823 --> 00:13:55,824 You? 295 00:13:55,857 --> 00:13:56,958 What? 296 00:13:56,993 --> 00:13:59,028 I've been changing diapers since I was nine years old. 297 00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:01,230 My sisters have babies coming out of their asses. 298 00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:02,798 I love babies. 299 00:14:02,831 --> 00:14:04,668 Everybody fucking knows this about me. 300 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:10,572 Look at the blonde at the bar. 301 00:14:10,605 --> 00:14:12,008 Shit, her tits are perfect. 302 00:14:12,841 --> 00:14:14,009 I think it's C-cup. 303 00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:15,110 She's all right. 304 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,815 You okay? 305 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,118 I'm at McGarvey's. 306 00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:25,087 Of course, yeah, okay, I'm headed out. 307 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,255 All right, I'll be right there. 308 00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:27,223 Is she okay, Frank? 309 00:14:27,256 --> 00:14:30,292 Yeah, she's fine, she just needs something. 310 00:14:30,326 --> 00:14:33,162 Hey, I tell you my cough drop thing? 311 00:14:33,195 --> 00:14:38,001 I go up to a girl and I just start coughing. 312 00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,136 Are you listening? 313 00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:43,172 I go up to a girl and I start coughing 314 00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:44,807 and she gives me a cough drop. 315 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:48,812 Wait, we hitting on girls? 316 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,856 Sorry. 317 00:15:00,889 --> 00:15:01,725 For what? 318 00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:04,826 I was just kind of staring. 319 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,162 Stare all you fucking want. 320 00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:07,730 I do Pilates. 321 00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:11,199 Got a light? 322 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,202 Yeah, I do. 323 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,943 You're a hero. 324 00:15:21,844 --> 00:15:23,680 And I don't even smoke anymore, I just carry a lighter, 325 00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:25,213 it's like a habit. 326 00:15:25,246 --> 00:15:26,048 It's kind of, it's weird. 327 00:15:26,081 --> 00:15:27,182 It's a great story. 328 00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:30,185 Are you fucking with me? 329 00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:31,321 A little bit, yeah. 330 00:15:32,388 --> 00:15:33,889 I'm a Ducati guy. 331 00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:35,091 My partner's a Ducati guy. 332 00:15:35,124 --> 00:15:37,060 You should see my Ducati, try to explain 333 00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:38,227 to this gentleman, I say to him, look, 334 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:42,064 Ducati is constantly fine tuning engines for performance. 335 00:15:42,097 --> 00:15:43,231 You can't compare it. 336 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:45,768 It's like a donkey with a Jaguar, right? 337 00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:48,204 Seriously, nobody got a fucking cough drop? 338 00:15:48,236 --> 00:15:50,772 This guy, you know, he's sitting there, he's like, 339 00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:53,376 you know, he's like a fucking weekend warrior, right? 340 00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,611 Running around like you're Sonny fucking Barger. 341 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:58,313 Meanwhile, he's probably a dental hygienist from Derry. 342 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,217 That guy was like 70 years old. 343 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,953 Hey look, it's a leprechaun. 344 00:16:04,888 --> 00:16:07,990 Not so good at this whole flirting thing, are you? 345 00:16:08,024 --> 00:16:08,924 No. 346 00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:09,992 I'm Dottie. 347 00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:12,861 Oh, nice to meet you, Dottie. 348 00:16:12,894 --> 00:16:13,862 I'm Frank. 349 00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:23,139 - Who's this? - It's my daughter. 350 00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,074 - Hey. - Hey. 351 00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:27,143 Hey, can I borrow your credit card? 352 00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:29,078 She really is your daughter. 353 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,646 She doesn't have a card? 354 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,948 She maxed it out shopping for me. 355 00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,951 Can I get one of those? 356 00:16:34,984 --> 00:16:35,819 Thanks. 357 00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:40,289 Who carries a light if he doesn't smoke? 358 00:16:40,322 --> 00:16:41,390 Real fun time this guy. 359 00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:43,793 Huh, you don't know the half of it. 360 00:16:59,107 --> 00:16:59,941 Oh, hello. 361 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,110 Hello. 362 00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:02,177 Sorry. 363 00:17:02,211 --> 00:17:03,379 Who the fuck are you? 364 00:17:03,412 --> 00:17:06,082 Yeah, I'm just going to go over there, wait for my Uber. 365 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:10,286 Oh, Uber, fancy. 366 00:17:10,318 --> 00:17:11,721 Hey Ma, you want to just wait in the car, 367 00:17:11,753 --> 00:17:13,155 I'm talking to dad for a bit. 368 00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:15,091 Hey just go stay warm. 369 00:17:15,124 --> 00:17:17,360 I'm gonna go pee-pee. 370 00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:23,732 She's fucking wasted. 371 00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,735 Yeah, well, she hasn't eaten yet. 372 00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,170 And I'm driving so, 373 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:30,206 I already know what you're going to say. 374 00:17:30,239 --> 00:17:32,442 You're gonna tell me that she doesn't respect me 375 00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:34,076 and that I deserve better. 376 00:17:35,478 --> 00:17:38,381 And you know what, you're right. 377 00:17:39,981 --> 00:17:41,350 But she's still my mother 378 00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:44,688 and I haven't seen her in a long time. 379 00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:48,724 I just want to have dinner, okay? 380 00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:55,230 Let me see that. 381 00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:06,241 Don't let her walk away with it. 382 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:09,846 Oh, I love you, dad. 383 00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:18,754 - Hey. - Yeah. 384 00:18:18,788 --> 00:18:20,823 You're gonna give my dad your number or what? 385 00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:21,490 Yeah. 386 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:25,193 There you go. 387 00:18:25,227 --> 00:18:26,461 Yeah, thanks. 388 00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:28,196 He takes a shot, you know, I parry it, 389 00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:30,333 I turn over a hot right hand and pop, pop, pop. 390 00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:32,100 I dropped the fucker, right? 391 00:18:32,134 --> 00:18:33,870 Why do you always gotta make shit up to sound cool, 392 00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:36,239 Swaino, he didn't hit the dude. 393 00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:38,240 How'd you get caught jerking off in your cousin's panties? 394 00:18:38,273 --> 00:18:39,307 Excuse us. 395 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,042 Point being- 396 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,778 - Why you sleep with a He-Man doll until you were 13? 397 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,413 Why do you still live in your granny's basement? 398 00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:47,983 When we're in the fifth grade, we had a sleep over 399 00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:50,519 in Frank's backyard, Swaino called his parents 400 00:18:50,553 --> 00:18:52,288 at two in the morning because he pissed 401 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,522 his fucking tightey whiteys. 402 00:18:56,592 --> 00:19:00,062 So his father shows up says he pees as always, 403 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,998 he called him a pussy and slaps Swaino 404 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:05,801 across the face and Swaino, he cried like a little bitch. 405 00:19:07,303 --> 00:19:09,272 Dude, he just bitch slapped that guy. 406 00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:12,976 You all right? 407 00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,114 All right. 408 00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:20,950 Packie, listen. 409 00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:23,286 Packie, listen. 410 00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:26,556 I'm sorry. 411 00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,260 Take it outside please. 412 00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:34,096 What the fuck are you laughing at? 413 00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:35,463 Hurt your girlfriends feelings? 414 00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:36,532 Hey why don't you mind your own fucking business? 415 00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,267 Shut the fuck up. 416 00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:38,967 Why don't you mind your own fucking business 417 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,068 before you get fucking slapped, 418 00:19:40,102 --> 00:19:42,271 you're next, you fucking string bean motherfucker, 419 00:19:42,304 --> 00:19:43,840 what's the problem? 420 00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:44,807 What about you with these fucking shoes. 421 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,442 Where the fuck did you get these from, faggot? 422 00:19:46,474 --> 00:19:47,409 That's homophobic. 423 00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,376 Where'd I get the shoes? 424 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,511 Yeah. 425 00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:50,580 I don't know, maybe same place I fucked your mother, 426 00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:51,480 how about that? 427 00:19:51,512 --> 00:19:52,548 I'm right fucking here. 428 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,349 Stop fucking looking at me. 429 00:19:54,383 --> 00:19:56,485 You wanna fuck me or you wanna fight me? 430 00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:58,321 I'm right the fuck here. 431 00:19:58,354 --> 00:19:59,889 Don't touch me. 432 00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:10,165 I swear to God, I'll knock your fucking ass out. 433 00:20:10,199 --> 00:20:11,067 Hey, hey! 434 00:20:11,099 --> 00:20:12,300 Stop it. 435 00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:15,137 Fucking stop it, back the fuck off. 436 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,073 Now my fucking boy's here, motherfuckers. 437 00:20:17,105 --> 00:20:18,540 Listen, Crystal's here and I don't want 438 00:20:18,574 --> 00:20:19,942 to get into this shit right now. 439 00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:20,909 Let's go. 440 00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:23,511 All right man, just settle down. 441 00:20:23,545 --> 00:20:25,114 Don't fucking touch me, bitch, that's my boyfriend. 442 00:20:25,146 --> 00:20:28,384 No, that's my fucking husband, bitch. 443 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,618 Fuck you, bitch. 444 00:20:48,569 --> 00:20:50,272 Kick his ass Frank, whoop his ass. 445 00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:53,509 Fuck him up, hit him. 446 00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:02,284 Hey Frank, 447 00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:06,154 Frankie enough. 448 00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:07,556 Frank. 449 00:21:07,588 --> 00:21:09,524 Frank, you're gonna kill him, Frankie. 450 00:21:09,557 --> 00:21:10,657 Daddy stop! 451 00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:17,100 Crystal. 452 00:21:27,409 --> 00:21:28,010 Come on, Frankie, let's go. 453 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,945 Don't fucking touch me. 454 00:21:31,046 --> 00:21:32,548 I fucking knew this was gonna happen. 455 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,349 Hey, hey, hey, Frankie. 456 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:38,487 You stay away from me and you stay away from my family. 457 00:21:40,588 --> 00:21:44,159 I don't want to see again I don't want to ever fucking 458 00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:45,493 see you again. 459 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,137 Come on, we gotta go. 460 00:23:02,671 --> 00:23:03,639 Come on. 461 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,775 You got another text from Frank. 462 00:23:40,808 --> 00:23:42,711 Again, fuck him. 463 00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:45,080 I think it's sad, they've been friends forever. 464 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:50,151 What's the text say? 465 00:23:57,492 --> 00:23:58,528 Jesus. 466 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:00,462 Jesus Christ. 467 00:24:01,529 --> 00:24:03,865 I'm coming, Frankie. 468 00:24:03,898 --> 00:24:05,700 He wants you to come by tonight. 469 00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:07,535 He's hiring strippers as an apology. 470 00:24:07,568 --> 00:24:10,138 Frank Romanowski is hiring strippers, fuck him. 471 00:24:10,172 --> 00:24:11,307 He's extending an olive branch here. 472 00:24:11,339 --> 00:24:13,576 It's a fucking sexist olive branch. 473 00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:14,776 Suck a tiny dick, Judy. 474 00:24:14,809 --> 00:24:17,745 If you don't know how important this is to our baby brother- 475 00:24:17,778 --> 00:24:18,413 - What if I don't want to go? 476 00:24:18,446 --> 00:24:20,648 Stop being a fucking pussy. 477 00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:24,480 Frankie. 478 00:25:27,281 --> 00:25:28,317 Frankie. 479 00:25:38,759 --> 00:25:40,796 Okay, just let it out. 480 00:25:41,797 --> 00:25:45,800 All right, your brain, your lungs, what stage is it? 481 00:25:45,834 --> 00:25:46,869 Does that hurt? 482 00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:49,805 Does your dick still work? 483 00:25:49,837 --> 00:25:50,873 I don't have cancer. 484 00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:52,875 What the fuck? 485 00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:56,744 So are you mad at me for not having cancer? 486 00:25:56,778 --> 00:26:00,915 I, you know my cousin Larry died from fucking lymphoma. 487 00:26:00,949 --> 00:26:03,485 Hey, where'd you get your TV? 488 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,553 Costco. 489 00:26:04,586 --> 00:26:05,653 How much was it? 490 00:26:05,686 --> 00:26:07,522 I don't remember. 491 00:26:07,556 --> 00:26:09,225 It's nice. 492 00:26:09,258 --> 00:26:12,294 Oh Jesus Christ, we haven't seen each other in months 493 00:26:12,326 --> 00:26:14,596 and the first thing you do is fucking lie to me. 494 00:26:14,630 --> 00:26:17,833 All right, look, you're to promise me 495 00:26:17,865 --> 00:26:19,535 you're not going to freak out. 496 00:26:19,567 --> 00:26:20,603 What? 497 00:26:22,037 --> 00:26:23,338 Swaino's coming over. 498 00:26:26,642 --> 00:26:28,009 Here? 499 00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:28,644 No, he's going to the Stop & Shop 500 00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:30,411 to buy a fucking sandwich. 501 00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:31,246 Of course, here. 502 00:26:32,413 --> 00:26:33,848 I don't want to see that asshole. 503 00:26:33,882 --> 00:26:35,750 Because he slapped you? 504 00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:37,853 A slap is insult and it's not the first time 505 00:26:37,885 --> 00:26:39,788 in our history that happened either. 506 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:40,855 It's like the 11th time. 507 00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:41,689 Okay, come on. 508 00:26:41,722 --> 00:26:43,558 No, you come on. 509 00:26:43,592 --> 00:26:44,860 You should be mad at me and not him. 510 00:26:44,893 --> 00:26:47,462 No, I'm mad at the both of you, Frank. 511 00:26:47,496 --> 00:26:49,698 Three months, nobody fucking calls me, 512 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:51,267 I'm wasting away. 513 00:26:51,299 --> 00:26:53,935 Okay, so you're gonna ride this shitty BMX by him 514 00:26:53,969 --> 00:26:55,837 and give him ammunition to bust your balls 515 00:26:55,871 --> 00:26:57,673 for the next hundred fucking years. 516 00:27:04,613 --> 00:27:05,748 Is that what you want? 517 00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:10,952 Hey. 518 00:27:13,087 --> 00:27:16,057 Packie, hey, Packie, that's the closet. 519 00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:18,793 No shit, I know it's the closet 520 00:27:37,746 --> 00:27:38,980 How are you doing, man? 521 00:27:39,013 --> 00:27:41,750 It's really good to finally 522 00:27:41,782 --> 00:27:42,950 good to see you. 523 00:27:42,983 --> 00:27:47,022 I'm sorry, I just, I can't quite make out what you saying. 524 00:27:48,656 --> 00:27:52,595 It's good to 525 00:27:58,967 --> 00:27:59,802 Fuck this. 526 00:28:01,936 --> 00:28:02,771 Fuck you. 527 00:28:30,164 --> 00:28:34,703 Aw, yeah. 528 00:28:40,709 --> 00:28:41,710 You seem a little bit tense. 529 00:28:41,742 --> 00:28:43,010 It's work shit. 530 00:28:43,044 --> 00:28:44,847 - Yeah? - How are you doing? 531 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,817 Got blown an hour ago. 532 00:28:49,651 --> 00:28:50,820 Where's my guy? 533 00:28:51,619 --> 00:28:52,987 Where's my guy? 534 00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:56,724 Oh, oh, could you be here? 535 00:28:56,758 --> 00:28:57,960 Could you be here? 536 00:28:59,493 --> 00:29:00,795 There's my guy. 537 00:29:00,828 --> 00:29:02,798 There's my baby boy. 538 00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:05,601 Look at my baby boy. 539 00:29:06,167 --> 00:29:07,001 Oh! 540 00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:10,772 Who's my guy? 541 00:29:11,673 --> 00:29:12,842 Oh yes, oh yes. 542 00:29:13,741 --> 00:29:15,911 Who's my sexy man? 543 00:29:15,943 --> 00:29:18,846 Did I miss you so fucking much? 544 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,549 God, I missed this man. 545 00:29:21,715 --> 00:29:22,850 You got a new TV, huh? 546 00:29:22,884 --> 00:29:24,019 I did. 547 00:29:24,051 --> 00:29:27,055 Yeah, mine's bigger, but that's good. 548 00:29:30,057 --> 00:29:31,192 What the fuck was that? 549 00:29:33,894 --> 00:29:34,896 What's that? 550 00:29:55,217 --> 00:29:56,919 So you got a chihuahua? 551 00:29:56,951 --> 00:29:58,653 Hardy har. 552 00:29:58,686 --> 00:30:01,055 Surprised, you spent all that money 553 00:30:01,088 --> 00:30:03,759 on a designer Mexican toy breed. 554 00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:05,894 If I'm a Chihuahua then you're a fucking Corgi. 555 00:30:05,926 --> 00:30:07,896 Was that a fucking burn, Packie? 556 00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:10,898 You see, you got to one up me with a smaller dog. 557 00:30:10,932 --> 00:30:12,468 A Corgi is a smaller dog. 558 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,868 A Corgi's practically regular size dog. 559 00:30:13,902 --> 00:30:15,971 They just got wicked short legs. 560 00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:18,840 Should have said like a Yorkshire Terrier. 561 00:30:18,874 --> 00:30:20,909 A Yorkshire aint smaller than a Chihuahua, I should know, 562 00:30:20,942 --> 00:30:22,912 me and my Grammy used to have one. 563 00:30:23,578 --> 00:30:25,847 What do you mean, fucking Falcor? 564 00:30:26,682 --> 00:30:29,084 That maniac was a fucking Maltese and it was a mix. 565 00:30:29,116 --> 00:30:30,051 - He was not. - He had white 566 00:30:30,085 --> 00:30:31,252 fucking fur and Jesus, Packie. 567 00:30:31,286 --> 00:30:34,690 Trading barbs with you is like throwing rocks at a retard. 568 00:30:34,722 --> 00:30:37,960 Hey, he knows my uncle Gary has fucking down syndrome. 569 00:30:37,992 --> 00:30:39,028 You're right. 570 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,496 Should've said trading barbs with you 571 00:30:41,529 --> 00:30:43,699 was like throwing rocks at your uncle Gary. 572 00:30:43,731 --> 00:30:45,666 Knock it off, Swaino, knock it off. 573 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:46,334 Ain't knockin' shit off. 574 00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,002 Fuck this fucking Leprechaun. 575 00:30:48,036 --> 00:30:50,806 As an Irish American, I fucking take offense to that. 576 00:30:50,838 --> 00:30:52,707 What does that even fucking mean I'm half Irish. 577 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,710 Exactly, you're a fucking traitor 578 00:30:56,644 --> 00:30:58,012 You're magically delicious. 579 00:30:58,046 --> 00:30:59,181 All right, all right, all right. 580 00:30:59,213 --> 00:31:01,082 Knock it the fuck off, okay? 581 00:31:01,115 --> 00:31:01,983 Come here, come here. 582 00:31:03,151 --> 00:31:06,587 Can't let 30 years of history go down the fucking toilet 583 00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:08,524 over some fucking bullshit. 584 00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:11,026 What the fuck are you talking about, Frank, 585 00:31:11,058 --> 00:31:12,260 you're the one that said you were done. 586 00:31:12,294 --> 00:31:13,961 Yeah, Frank. 587 00:31:13,994 --> 00:31:16,564 I know, and I was wrong. 588 00:31:16,597 --> 00:31:17,199 All right? 589 00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:20,669 Okay. 590 00:31:24,071 --> 00:31:25,807 Yeah, let's do it. 591 00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,043 How are we doing this? 592 00:31:29,076 --> 00:31:30,612 What time do they get here? 593 00:31:30,644 --> 00:31:32,013 Who, who's getting here? 594 00:31:32,047 --> 00:31:33,315 The strippers. 595 00:31:33,347 --> 00:31:35,182 What strippers? 596 00:31:35,215 --> 00:31:35,883 What do you mean what strippers, 597 00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:36,984 Frank fucking ordered strippers. 598 00:31:37,018 --> 00:31:37,685 How are we doing this? 599 00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:39,020 Frank, you ordered strippers? 600 00:31:40,622 --> 00:31:41,789 There's no strippers coming. 601 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,596 What do you mean there's no strippers coming? 602 00:31:47,628 --> 00:31:49,865 I stopped, I got 30 fucking dollars in singles here. 603 00:31:49,897 --> 00:31:51,567 You lied to him too, Frank? 604 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,235 The hell is going on here, Frank? 605 00:31:54,269 --> 00:31:56,637 I got fucking plans tonight, I got fucking friends. 606 00:31:56,671 --> 00:31:57,838 We ain't friends? 607 00:31:57,872 --> 00:31:59,207 No, I mean like adult friends, 608 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,208 not fucking childhood friends. 609 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,609 We're adults, we're adults. 610 00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,010 You're in your 40s, Packie. 611 00:32:03,044 --> 00:32:04,846 What is that? 612 00:32:04,878 --> 00:32:06,981 That's like nursery school age for leprechauns, right? 613 00:32:17,092 --> 00:32:18,193 Get off me. 614 00:32:42,017 --> 00:32:43,852 When did you start drinking again? 615 00:32:43,884 --> 00:32:44,920 Today. 616 00:32:46,421 --> 00:32:47,288 Why? 617 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:51,926 - I'm sick and tired- - 'Cause I'm just curious. 618 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,028 I have feelings. 619 00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:54,895 I come from a long line of proud Irish immigrants. 620 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:56,832 My people have been oppressed by white people 621 00:32:56,865 --> 00:32:59,067 for far too long to be putting up with this 622 00:32:59,099 --> 00:33:00,267 and marginalized. 623 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,236 But you fuckers that I call my friends. 624 00:33:02,269 --> 00:33:04,772 Made fun of and fucking laugh, what, what? 625 00:33:07,709 --> 00:33:09,076 Don't fucking laugh. 626 00:33:09,109 --> 00:33:10,378 Listen to you. 627 00:33:10,412 --> 00:33:11,980 You're right, you're right, you're right. 628 00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:12,947 I know I'm right. 629 00:33:14,415 --> 00:33:15,317 Hey, hey. 630 00:33:17,786 --> 00:33:18,821 Hey, 631 00:33:21,288 --> 00:33:22,290 you okay? 632 00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:31,099 Yeah, I'm okay, yeah. 633 00:33:31,132 --> 00:33:32,968 - You good? - Yeah. 634 00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:35,436 All right, listen. 635 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:39,040 I got steaks, I got booze, I got beer. 636 00:33:39,074 --> 00:33:42,076 The fight on Pay-Per-View, we are hanging out tonight. 637 00:33:44,445 --> 00:33:45,279 You in? 638 00:33:52,353 --> 00:33:54,123 Yeah, I'll watch a fight. 639 00:33:55,155 --> 00:33:56,424 Me too, I can do it. 640 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,427 Me too, I'll stay for the fight. 641 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:01,430 Hey, I got a surprise for you pussies. 642 00:34:07,902 --> 00:34:09,737 What the fuck, bro? 643 00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:12,140 That's the holy grail right there. 644 00:34:12,172 --> 00:34:13,140 Ah! 645 00:34:13,173 --> 00:34:15,342 He's right there he's got fight, fight, fight. 646 00:34:15,376 --> 00:34:17,079 Choke that motherfucker out. 647 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,849 I fucking can't fucking look at it. 648 00:34:21,382 --> 00:34:22,451 Hey Frank. 649 00:34:22,483 --> 00:34:23,918 Hey, to friendship. 650 00:34:23,952 --> 00:34:24,986 - Hey. - Frank. 651 00:34:25,018 --> 00:34:25,920 Right? 652 00:34:25,954 --> 00:34:27,422 Thank you Frank. 653 00:34:27,454 --> 00:34:30,192 Aw, God is that fucking good. 654 00:34:30,992 --> 00:34:33,161 How's your grandma doing? 655 00:34:33,193 --> 00:34:34,896 Oh, she's amazing. 656 00:34:34,929 --> 00:34:36,331 How the fuck old is she now anyway? 657 00:34:36,364 --> 00:34:38,166 99, can you believe it? 658 00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:40,502 Remember the time in third grade 659 00:34:40,534 --> 00:34:42,103 when we all seen her a bush. 660 00:34:44,105 --> 00:34:44,706 Remember that? 661 00:34:44,739 --> 00:34:46,374 We come walking downstairs, 662 00:34:46,407 --> 00:34:48,477 she's cooking flap jacks, she turns around, 663 00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:50,378 what do you know, Frankie, no pants. 664 00:34:50,411 --> 00:34:52,313 You know that's the first real bush I ever saw. 665 00:34:52,347 --> 00:34:54,449 Why the fuck you always got to bring that up? 666 00:34:54,481 --> 00:34:56,751 Packie, how do you not bring that up? 667 00:34:57,885 --> 00:34:59,954 Like a fucking baby gray squirrel. 668 00:35:04,092 --> 00:35:05,026 To your grandma. 669 00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:06,228 To baby gray squirrels. 670 00:35:10,565 --> 00:35:12,300 You know when I took that picture? 671 00:35:13,235 --> 00:35:16,403 Frank's Small Engine Repair signature fucking image. 672 00:35:16,436 --> 00:35:20,208 I mean rarely does an image capture someone's personality 673 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,443 so good. God, is she beautiful? 674 00:35:23,378 --> 00:35:25,413 Hey Frank, you know something, I oughta get residuals 675 00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:26,847 for that fucking picture. 676 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,382 You're drinking your residuals. 677 00:35:39,059 --> 00:35:39,494 What are you doing? 678 00:35:39,527 --> 00:35:40,829 Wait. 679 00:35:40,862 --> 00:35:42,164 Is this really for me. 680 00:35:42,197 --> 00:35:44,065 That's just enough for you, 681 00:35:44,097 --> 00:35:47,835 where's your daddy? 682 00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:49,171 Happy birthday. 683 00:35:49,204 --> 00:35:50,939 Because I'm six? 684 00:35:50,972 --> 00:35:53,441 You're now six years old, you need your own man. 685 00:35:53,474 --> 00:35:55,544 Hey Swaino, hit the light. 686 00:35:55,577 --> 00:35:58,079 Yeah, you got it. 687 00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,514 Look at the lights, look at the lights. 688 00:35:59,547 --> 00:36:01,083 So beautiful. 689 00:36:02,317 --> 00:36:03,585 One, two, three, dismount. 690 00:36:03,617 --> 00:36:05,453 Give her like a tool or something. 691 00:36:06,121 --> 00:36:07,389 Look who's the most beautiful. 692 00:36:07,422 --> 00:36:08,456 Look at you. 693 00:36:08,489 --> 00:36:10,092 - Perfect. - Make a smile. 694 00:36:10,925 --> 00:36:13,128 Tell her you got a future or something. 695 00:36:13,628 --> 00:36:15,096 Oh, look at this. 696 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,969 Oh, we got it, we got it, that's so good. 697 00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:25,140 Hey come on, come on, up, up, up. 698 00:36:25,907 --> 00:36:28,109 The moment we've been waiting for. 699 00:36:28,141 --> 00:36:29,376 I think about telling Crystal, when she goes to UCLA, 700 00:36:29,409 --> 00:36:31,011 she should get a degree in marketing 701 00:36:31,045 --> 00:36:32,581 or technology or something. 702 00:36:32,614 --> 00:36:34,282 The fuck do you know about it? 703 00:36:34,315 --> 00:36:35,483 It's called social networking. 704 00:36:35,516 --> 00:36:37,085 My ball's got social networking. 705 00:36:37,117 --> 00:36:37,952 Fuck you. 706 00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:41,455 I bet your phone don't even have apps on it. 707 00:36:41,489 --> 00:36:43,525 Check this shit out. 708 00:36:43,557 --> 00:36:46,061 That's the Galaxy S9, bitch. 709 00:36:46,094 --> 00:36:48,463 I got everything on this little fucking gadget. 710 00:36:48,496 --> 00:36:50,331 I got the fucking Google. 711 00:36:50,364 --> 00:36:51,432 I got Facebook. 712 00:36:51,465 --> 00:36:52,601 I got the weather. 713 00:36:52,634 --> 00:36:55,135 That's not an S9, that's an S6. 714 00:36:55,168 --> 00:36:56,337 The fuck you talking about, its an S9, 715 00:36:56,371 --> 00:36:57,505 I just fucking bought it. 716 00:36:57,538 --> 00:36:59,240 Yeah, an S9 has a bigger screen. 717 00:37:00,307 --> 00:37:03,010 You're like a fucking Asian teenager, you know that? 718 00:37:03,043 --> 00:37:04,478 How many Instagram followers you got? 719 00:37:04,512 --> 00:37:05,547 How much can you fucking bench press? 720 00:37:05,579 --> 00:37:07,081 Frank bench presses more than you. 721 00:37:07,114 --> 00:37:08,250 "Frank bench presses more than you." 722 00:37:08,282 --> 00:37:11,152 Does Frank fucking bench press more than you? 723 00:37:11,184 --> 00:37:12,586 I'm just wondering if Frank benches 724 00:37:12,619 --> 00:37:15,589 more fucking weight than you. 725 00:37:15,623 --> 00:37:16,657 I'm just wondering. 726 00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:19,493 I hope you saved your receipt. 727 00:37:21,561 --> 00:37:24,098 Hey Frank, let's fucking eat. 728 00:37:24,132 --> 00:37:24,932 You know what I mean? 729 00:37:24,965 --> 00:37:26,166 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 730 00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:28,903 You guys want to hear some crazy fucking shit? 731 00:37:28,936 --> 00:37:31,205 You guys remember it was like a couple of summers, 732 00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,074 it was at Crystal's birthday party. 733 00:37:33,106 --> 00:37:34,208 Remember at the landmark. 734 00:37:34,242 --> 00:37:35,410 Remember how I brought that chick? 735 00:37:35,443 --> 00:37:37,612 She's like 26 years old from fucking Pelham. 736 00:37:37,644 --> 00:37:38,512 Pakistani girl. 737 00:37:38,545 --> 00:37:39,547 That fucking Pakistani. 738 00:37:39,579 --> 00:37:40,648 Afnahn was her name. 739 00:37:40,681 --> 00:37:42,116 That's the fucking one. 740 00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:44,251 We had a great discussion on Reza Aslan. 741 00:37:44,284 --> 00:37:45,519 Hey wait, the fucking point is, 742 00:37:45,552 --> 00:37:47,554 we kind of lost touch, right? 743 00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:49,557 Couple of weeks ago, I'm going out 744 00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:50,925 with a couple of buddies from work. 745 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,426 We're getting fucking hammered and unlike 746 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:54,128 you pussies, these motherfuckers, they go. 747 00:37:54,161 --> 00:37:56,230 I mean, they fucking go, right? 748 00:37:56,264 --> 00:37:58,133 Old friends and new friends. 749 00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,135 Big love to family. 750 00:38:00,168 --> 00:38:03,405 Let me get a drink, Let me get a drink. 751 00:38:03,438 --> 00:38:05,440 Hey, hey, big fucking love, right? 752 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,574 To family. 753 00:38:07,608 --> 00:38:09,443 And who do I see across the bar? 754 00:38:09,476 --> 00:38:12,313 It's fucking Afnahn, she's there, she's making eyes at me. 755 00:38:12,347 --> 00:38:15,384 So I'm like, hey, it's time to fucking get to work, right? 756 00:38:17,585 --> 00:38:19,454 I walk over, I'm like, hello? 757 00:38:19,487 --> 00:38:22,356 Hello, this is unbelievable. 758 00:38:22,389 --> 00:38:23,724 How are you? 759 00:38:23,757 --> 00:38:25,559 And this fucking chick, she pretends 760 00:38:25,592 --> 00:38:26,694 that she doesn't remember me. 761 00:38:26,728 --> 00:38:27,596 Do I know you? 762 00:38:29,597 --> 00:38:31,132 Yeah. 763 00:38:31,164 --> 00:38:32,400 She gives me like this fake name. 764 00:38:32,432 --> 00:38:33,668 I'm Judy. 765 00:38:33,701 --> 00:38:35,637 So I'm like, fuck it, I give her a fake name. 766 00:38:35,670 --> 00:38:39,240 Fuck it I'm Eddie, right? 767 00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:40,275 Hello? 768 00:38:40,307 --> 00:38:41,242 Hello Judy. 769 00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:42,744 - Hi Eddie. - Hi. 770 00:38:42,777 --> 00:38:43,711 Nice to meet you. 771 00:38:43,744 --> 00:38:46,447 Wow, it is nice to meet you. 772 00:38:46,481 --> 00:38:50,018 And then I realize what this tricky girl is up to, 773 00:38:50,050 --> 00:38:53,554 she's playing like one of these fucking sex games, right? 774 00:38:53,588 --> 00:38:54,689 I have to be honest with you, 775 00:38:54,722 --> 00:38:55,657 it's fucking turning me on, right? 776 00:38:55,690 --> 00:38:59,193 So I make up this whole fake backstory, right? 777 00:38:59,226 --> 00:39:00,527 I'm like from fucking Connecticut. 778 00:39:00,561 --> 00:39:02,297 I'm from fucking Connecticut. 779 00:39:03,463 --> 00:39:04,532 I like rowing. 780 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,202 She's eating it up. 781 00:39:07,235 --> 00:39:08,603 We hang out, we're getting hammered. 782 00:39:08,635 --> 00:39:11,605 We go back to our place and oh my God, oh my God. 783 00:39:11,639 --> 00:39:13,141 The fucking performance, 784 00:39:13,173 --> 00:39:14,608 there's something about being a character. 785 00:39:14,641 --> 00:39:16,677 I'm the fucking heavyweight champ, right? 786 00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:19,747 She passes out, I fucking pass out, great night, right? 787 00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:21,750 I wake up the next morning and I'm a mess. 788 00:39:21,782 --> 00:39:22,717 I'm hung over as shit. 789 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:26,153 And I take a look at her in the morning light. 790 00:39:26,186 --> 00:39:29,356 I can get you a car, show you where the bus stop is. 791 00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:32,292 I can give you a ride, whatever works for you. 792 00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:34,463 Is that my shirt? 793 00:39:35,829 --> 00:39:37,398 And I look. 794 00:39:37,431 --> 00:39:39,466 It finally fucking dawns on me. 795 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,668 It's a different girl. 796 00:39:45,739 --> 00:39:47,207 Hey, how did you know that? 797 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,809 Afnahn, she got engaged. 798 00:39:48,842 --> 00:39:51,478 Me and her, we follow each other on Insta. 799 00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:53,648 That is some vintage fucking Terrance Swaino shit 800 00:39:53,681 --> 00:39:54,648 right there. 801 00:39:54,681 --> 00:39:55,817 Ah, here we go, here we go. 802 00:39:55,849 --> 00:39:57,652 You got to fucking judge me, Frank. 803 00:39:57,684 --> 00:39:59,653 When's the last time you went on a fucking date, huh? 804 00:39:59,686 --> 00:40:00,788 Matter of fact- 805 00:40:02,722 --> 00:40:03,657 Oh shit, I- 806 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,657 - What do you mean, hold on. 807 00:40:04,659 --> 00:40:07,662 Tell us the story, who is it? 808 00:40:07,695 --> 00:40:09,264 It's Crystal. 809 00:40:09,297 --> 00:40:10,632 Tell her we said aye. 810 00:40:10,664 --> 00:40:11,800 Let me talk to her. 811 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:14,702 This could take two seconds, keep an eye on the meat. 812 00:40:14,735 --> 00:40:16,104 Keep an eye on the meat. 813 00:40:16,137 --> 00:40:18,673 I've got to keep an eye on the meat. 814 00:40:18,706 --> 00:40:20,575 Hey Frank, my eye's on the meat. 815 00:40:21,509 --> 00:40:24,079 It's just not worth the amount we're talking about. 816 00:40:24,112 --> 00:40:25,579 Okay, hey look, I totally get it man. 817 00:40:25,612 --> 00:40:26,847 Let's just double it. 818 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,284 Double it, are you serious, okay? 819 00:40:30,318 --> 00:40:33,121 ♪ I'm hanging with my man, Packie, who looks like an owl ♪ 820 00:40:33,153 --> 00:40:35,657 ♪ You know my man Packie got a dick like a yard ♪ 821 00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,559 I'll hit you up when I'm on the road. 822 00:40:37,592 --> 00:40:38,559 All right man, thanks. 823 00:40:49,536 --> 00:40:51,138 Let me ask you something, man. 824 00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:55,877 All this fucking Instagram shit, you know. 825 00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:57,545 I don't know, maybe you can like, 826 00:40:58,079 --> 00:40:59,681 show me how that shit works. 827 00:40:59,713 --> 00:41:02,549 Everybody's getting laid that way these days. 828 00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:03,418 Are you? 829 00:41:04,619 --> 00:41:05,720 Who, me? 830 00:41:09,923 --> 00:41:11,626 Let me see your phone. 831 00:41:11,659 --> 00:41:12,561 Hey, give me your phone. 832 00:41:20,467 --> 00:41:22,302 You just, you take a pic. 833 00:41:22,335 --> 00:41:23,671 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 834 00:41:26,574 --> 00:41:29,744 And then you just, you open your Instagram app. 835 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,848 Where's your app, you don't have any apps. 836 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,616 Fucking stop with the apps. 837 00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:37,853 There it is, good. 838 00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:41,590 Then you pick a cool filter. 839 00:41:42,789 --> 00:41:45,492 Sepia makes it look artsy, right? 840 00:41:45,525 --> 00:41:47,394 Fuck, I didn't know you could do that. 841 00:41:47,427 --> 00:41:50,330 And then you go here and you press this. 842 00:41:50,364 --> 00:41:51,798 You go there and you press that. 843 00:41:51,831 --> 00:41:54,902 Is there a filter you can use to get the tiny homo 844 00:41:54,936 --> 00:41:56,238 out of the picture? 845 00:41:57,637 --> 00:41:59,641 I can tell you think it's cool, Swaino. 846 00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:02,844 Then I tag the location. 847 00:42:04,644 --> 00:42:09,317 So everybody knows we're at Frank's shop together, right? 848 00:42:16,724 --> 00:42:18,559 Who the fuck is this? 849 00:42:19,092 --> 00:42:20,928 Karen Delgado's calling you. 850 00:42:20,961 --> 00:42:21,896 Why the fuck is Karen calling you? 851 00:42:21,929 --> 00:42:24,798 Hey, give me my fucking phone back. 852 00:42:24,831 --> 00:42:26,366 Is Karen back in town? 853 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,202 Yeah, she's back in town, just give me the phone. 854 00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:28,769 Are you banging Karen? 855 00:42:28,802 --> 00:42:29,804 Why would you fucking, 856 00:42:29,836 --> 00:42:31,371 what's the matter with you? 857 00:42:31,405 --> 00:42:32,673 Why would she fucking call you? 858 00:42:33,608 --> 00:42:35,310 Just fucking stop. 859 00:42:35,342 --> 00:42:36,377 We had coffee. 860 00:42:39,646 --> 00:42:41,248 - How's the meat? - It's good. 861 00:42:41,282 --> 00:42:43,385 - It's good. - Yeah. 862 00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:56,663 - Two more minutes. - Good. 863 00:42:56,697 --> 00:42:58,298 35 years old. 864 00:42:58,331 --> 00:43:02,237 Divorcee from Derry, she's got this four year old son. 865 00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:05,539 So we go on this date and still is fucking depressing. 866 00:43:07,474 --> 00:43:09,677 She had wicked big tits. 867 00:43:09,710 --> 00:43:11,278 Go on, sir. 868 00:43:11,311 --> 00:43:13,815 So, we end up back at her place. 869 00:43:13,847 --> 00:43:15,949 - Thanks for the dinner. - It's like 870 00:43:15,983 --> 00:43:17,519 maybe our third date. 871 00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:20,755 There you are, thanks very much. 872 00:43:25,893 --> 00:43:27,595 You want to come inside? 873 00:43:27,628 --> 00:43:28,763 - Yeah. - Yeah. 874 00:43:28,795 --> 00:43:31,531 I go inside, she pays the babysitter. 875 00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:33,300 How'd he do? 876 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:35,769 You know, punched me in the face a couple of times. 877 00:43:35,802 --> 00:43:37,337 You want me to walk you home? 878 00:43:37,371 --> 00:43:39,273 It's just next door. 879 00:43:39,306 --> 00:43:42,776 The sitter goes home and then we go into her bedroom. 880 00:43:43,376 --> 00:43:45,480 You haven't drunk a lot, huh? 881 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:52,786 - Sorry. - It's okay. 882 00:43:53,487 --> 00:43:56,590 She tells me she has not been with a guy 883 00:43:56,623 --> 00:43:57,759 since her kid was born. 884 00:43:58,858 --> 00:43:59,994 So she's all over me 885 00:44:06,634 --> 00:44:10,304 She takes my hand and she pushes it into her pants. 886 00:44:11,105 --> 00:44:15,777 She, I shit you not, has got a huge, unkempt, 887 00:44:15,809 --> 00:44:18,913 like 1970s Playboy bush. 888 00:44:21,849 --> 00:44:22,917 My watch gets stuck there. 889 00:44:22,949 --> 00:44:24,818 Oh, stop kidding. 890 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,822 - Relax, let's be careful. - Oh. 891 00:44:29,923 --> 00:44:31,858 Oh my god, it's your watch. 892 00:44:32,992 --> 00:44:34,362 So I pulled my hand out. 893 00:44:34,394 --> 00:44:35,530 She goes, "I'm really embarrassed, Frank." 894 00:44:35,563 --> 00:44:36,798 I was gonna trim. 895 00:44:36,831 --> 00:44:39,534 No, it's okay, it's fine. 896 00:44:39,567 --> 00:44:40,601 Yeah? 897 00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:41,735 Yeah, yeah. 898 00:44:41,768 --> 00:44:44,971 We just start laughing, fucking laughing our asses off. 899 00:44:45,005 --> 00:44:45,873 Kind of fun. 900 00:44:45,905 --> 00:44:47,041 We're just laughing. 901 00:44:47,074 --> 00:44:48,608 But it was so loud that we wake up the kid. 902 00:44:48,641 --> 00:44:53,080 Momma, come get me, I'm scared. 903 00:44:53,114 --> 00:44:55,682 So she gets off the bed and she says- 904 00:44:55,715 --> 00:44:57,451 - I'll be back, I just have to put him to sleep. 905 00:44:57,485 --> 00:44:58,586 Totally, go. 906 00:44:58,619 --> 00:45:01,789 Being a single parent, it ain't easy. 907 00:45:03,523 --> 00:45:05,092 So, she says, hey- 908 00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:06,528 - Still want to fuck? 909 00:45:08,461 --> 00:45:09,396 Yeah, I'd love to. 910 00:45:09,429 --> 00:45:11,332 Of course I still want to fuck. 911 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:15,836 Oh, good, I'm looking forward to it. 912 00:45:18,005 --> 00:45:21,976 So then she leaves and I'm lying there, in her bed, 913 00:45:22,009 --> 00:45:24,010 for like half an hour. 914 00:45:24,043 --> 00:45:27,382 My hard on is a distant fucking memory at this point. 915 00:45:27,414 --> 00:45:29,583 So I get up and I go down the hallway 916 00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:41,930 and I see she's lying there on this like race car bed, 917 00:45:42,963 --> 00:45:43,965 asleep with her son. 918 00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:51,072 So I watched for a couple of minutes. 919 00:45:53,139 --> 00:45:54,675 It was kind of a sweet image, you know. 920 00:45:58,945 --> 00:46:01,482 A mom like that with a kid like that 921 00:46:04,717 --> 00:46:05,819 is the way everything should be. 922 00:46:10,757 --> 00:46:11,792 So, 923 00:46:13,927 --> 00:46:15,596 I let myself out, I go home 924 00:46:16,896 --> 00:46:18,065 and I watched TV. 925 00:46:22,735 --> 00:46:24,071 Never heard from her again. 926 00:46:26,706 --> 00:46:29,143 You ever consider killing yourself. 927 00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:30,911 That's a beautiful story, Frank. 928 00:46:31,846 --> 00:46:33,447 Tragic, but beautiful. 929 00:46:33,481 --> 00:46:35,116 The fuck is so beautiful about it? 930 00:46:36,117 --> 00:46:37,985 Frank doesn't think he can be of value in a relationship 931 00:46:38,018 --> 00:46:41,121 unless they're broken and he could fix them. 932 00:46:41,155 --> 00:46:43,925 Like Karen, she's in pieces, right? 933 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:46,626 She's humpty dumpty always need something to be fixing. 934 00:46:46,659 --> 00:46:47,928 This woman, she had her life together, 935 00:46:47,961 --> 00:46:48,963 Frank didn't know what to do with her 936 00:46:48,996 --> 00:46:52,000 so he just let himself out. 937 00:46:53,766 --> 00:46:55,869 Are you done, can we eat? 938 00:46:57,570 --> 00:46:58,605 Eat your food. 939 00:47:03,010 --> 00:47:04,612 Frank, Karen's back in town. 940 00:47:07,248 --> 00:47:08,215 How did you know that? 941 00:47:08,248 --> 00:47:09,349 So you knew? 942 00:47:09,384 --> 00:47:10,851 She's the mother of my child, you don't think I'd know 943 00:47:10,885 --> 00:47:12,720 she's in Manch-Vegas? 944 00:47:12,753 --> 00:47:13,788 Yeah. 945 00:47:14,621 --> 00:47:15,956 You seen her? 946 00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:16,790 Why does it matter? 947 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:21,896 Fucking cycle begins. 948 00:47:25,065 --> 00:47:26,634 Enough. 949 00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:28,134 Well, I'm sorry, are supposed to be happy 950 00:47:28,168 --> 00:47:29,704 that Karen is back in town? 951 00:47:29,737 --> 00:47:32,807 Gee, I can't wait to deal with your anger issues again. 952 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,142 You don't got to deal with shit anymore 953 00:47:35,175 --> 00:47:37,144 because you got your new fucking work friends, right? 954 00:47:37,177 --> 00:47:39,579 God, for fuck's sake, don't do that. 955 00:47:39,612 --> 00:47:42,082 Look all I'm saying is Karen's fucking toxic. 956 00:47:42,115 --> 00:47:43,818 It's what she does. 957 00:47:43,851 --> 00:47:45,952 Swoops in, she plays the wife, she plays the mother, 958 00:47:45,985 --> 00:47:48,655 she pulls you in and she tears you the fuck apart. 959 00:47:48,688 --> 00:47:50,991 And you go on a bender, start throwing strangers 960 00:47:51,025 --> 00:47:53,094 she flirts with through plate-glass fucking windows 961 00:47:53,126 --> 00:47:55,061 and I get to stay up with Crystal all night. 962 00:47:55,094 --> 00:47:57,664 Tell her her father ain't going back to jail. 963 00:47:59,032 --> 00:48:01,268 This is shit you know, even Crystal knows it. 964 00:48:01,302 --> 00:48:02,803 All right? 965 00:48:02,835 --> 00:48:04,004 There are two things in your life 966 00:48:04,038 --> 00:48:05,239 that consistently fuck you up, it's Karen, 967 00:48:05,271 --> 00:48:07,040 and it's your fucking temper. 968 00:48:07,074 --> 00:48:08,175 I mean, think about it, you live your life, 969 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:10,810 you've got a daughter who spends half the fucking time 970 00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:11,811 being terrified of you. 971 00:48:11,844 --> 00:48:12,613 That's just a fact. 972 00:48:17,318 --> 00:48:20,821 At least I accepted responsibility for raising my kid 973 00:48:20,853 --> 00:48:22,289 instead of sticking my diseased cock 974 00:48:22,322 --> 00:48:24,725 in a bunch of half dumb fucking girls. 975 00:48:30,764 --> 00:48:32,567 What do you want to do, Frank, you want to hit me? 976 00:48:36,369 --> 00:48:38,806 You want to hit me just because I told you the truth? 977 00:48:43,077 --> 00:48:43,978 Fuck it, I love you. 978 00:48:45,612 --> 00:48:48,015 And I hate what she does to you. I hate fucking watching it. 979 00:48:48,516 --> 00:48:50,617 So yeah, I fucking hate her. 980 00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:52,052 All right, I hate what she fucking does to you. 981 00:48:52,085 --> 00:48:53,920 So if I fucking said something that makes you want 982 00:48:53,954 --> 00:48:56,925 to fucking bash by skull in then just do it, Frank. 983 00:48:58,157 --> 00:48:59,960 I'm just fucking being honest with you. 984 00:48:59,994 --> 00:49:01,129 So go ahead. 985 00:49:01,929 --> 00:49:03,298 I'm right fucking here. 986 00:49:04,065 --> 00:49:07,233 At least I know I said my piece, I'm here. 987 00:49:10,903 --> 00:49:13,139 Hey Frank, it could be Crystal again. 988 00:49:13,172 --> 00:49:15,208 Maybe you want to get that. 989 00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:18,045 I can get it. 990 00:49:18,077 --> 00:49:22,083 No, no, no, I'll get it. 991 00:49:32,126 --> 00:49:33,628 Hey, what's up, it's Frank. 992 00:49:35,396 --> 00:49:39,133 Yeah, you just, you just keep going on 93 North for awhile 993 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:42,702 and then you you'll take the Mammoth Road exit, 994 00:49:42,735 --> 00:49:45,271 just gonna go like four miles, you know, it'll bring you 995 00:49:45,304 --> 00:49:47,707 around and you know, you'll see my shop kind of tucked away 996 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:49,809 there on the left and see, it's the only place 997 00:49:49,842 --> 00:49:50,944 that has light on. 998 00:49:50,978 --> 00:49:52,680 All right, man. 999 00:49:52,713 --> 00:49:54,215 I'll see you soon. 1000 00:50:03,891 --> 00:50:04,925 Hey, 1001 00:50:06,994 --> 00:50:07,829 I'm sorry. 1002 00:50:11,931 --> 00:50:12,399 For what? 1003 00:50:22,175 --> 00:50:23,677 For calling your cock diseased. 1004 00:50:27,146 --> 00:50:27,981 I'm sorry. 1005 00:50:32,219 --> 00:50:36,691 By the way I mean just, with that, you know, 1006 00:50:36,724 --> 00:50:38,292 I did take a needle for that situation. 1007 00:50:38,324 --> 00:50:41,361 So I just kind of feel like if you are going 1008 00:50:41,394 --> 00:50:44,331 to make fun of my cock, like refer to it as like 1009 00:50:44,364 --> 00:50:45,733 as a formerly diseased cock, 1010 00:50:45,766 --> 00:50:47,335 I'm just saying you should do that. 1011 00:50:49,335 --> 00:50:50,170 Deal. 1012 00:50:51,271 --> 00:50:52,907 All right. 1013 00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:54,409 All right, Frank. 1014 00:50:55,809 --> 00:50:56,978 Let me clean this shit up. 1015 00:50:57,577 --> 00:50:59,179 Who's coming over, Frank? 1016 00:51:01,047 --> 00:51:02,082 Oh, this kid. 1017 00:51:03,483 --> 00:51:05,085 What kid? 1018 00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:07,188 He's from Northeastern, played pickup basketball 1019 00:51:07,221 --> 00:51:08,923 with him a few times. 1020 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,528 He's coming by. 1021 00:51:15,561 --> 00:51:17,498 Why the fuck would you have him come over here, for what? 1022 00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:19,199 I'm buying Molly off of him. 1023 00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:21,902 Nice flip phone. 1024 00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:24,905 That's my work phone. 1025 00:51:30,543 --> 00:51:31,511 See you later. 1026 00:51:31,545 --> 00:51:33,914 - All right. - All right. 1027 00:51:43,090 --> 00:51:44,225 Since when you do Molly? 1028 00:51:44,257 --> 00:51:45,458 I don't. 1029 00:51:45,492 --> 00:51:47,294 I figured I'd try it tonight with you guys. 1030 00:51:47,327 --> 00:51:48,462 And then what? 1031 00:51:48,494 --> 00:51:49,295 We have a fucking dance with each other 1032 00:51:49,329 --> 00:51:50,898 in your lawnmower shop. 1033 00:51:50,931 --> 00:51:52,900 We ain't seen each other in a long time. 1034 00:51:53,432 --> 00:51:55,369 I wanted tonight to be special. 1035 00:51:57,403 --> 00:51:59,507 Come on, what's the big deal? 1036 00:51:59,539 --> 00:52:01,275 Come on Swaino, don't be a pussy. 1037 00:52:01,307 --> 00:52:02,876 I'm fine, fuck it, why the fuck not? 1038 00:52:02,909 --> 00:52:04,978 Why the fuck not? 1039 00:52:05,012 --> 00:52:07,414 If we're gonna party, I'm gonna fucking spark up. 1040 00:52:07,447 --> 00:52:08,849 Anybody else? 1041 00:52:08,882 --> 00:52:11,219 Is there still an Old Lady in that closet? 1042 00:52:23,329 --> 00:52:27,534 Hey, you know what, give me fucking hit off the Old Lady. 1043 00:52:27,568 --> 00:52:30,071 Hey, all right. 1044 00:52:34,507 --> 00:52:36,276 I like this new, out-of-control Frank, 1045 00:52:36,309 --> 00:52:39,279 it's been a long time since you let your hair down. 1046 00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:41,449 Let your hair down? 1047 00:52:43,282 --> 00:52:44,885 Yeah, it means like relax. 1048 00:52:48,121 --> 00:52:50,391 We know what it means, but who without a vagina 1049 00:52:50,423 --> 00:52:52,059 actually says that? 1050 00:53:02,568 --> 00:53:04,103 I think you forgot. 1051 00:53:05,606 --> 00:53:09,009 I think Frank forgot how to do it. 1052 00:53:16,048 --> 00:53:19,452 Tell you what, that's fucking precision crafting 1053 00:53:19,485 --> 00:53:20,320 right there. 1054 00:53:25,192 --> 00:53:26,027 Oh, fuck. 1055 00:53:41,474 --> 00:53:44,077 My fucking secret to youth, beyond all else, 1056 00:53:44,110 --> 00:53:48,514 I only fucking fuck pussy 26 years old or younger. 1057 00:53:48,547 --> 00:53:49,949 A woman doesn't know how to make love 1058 00:53:49,983 --> 00:53:51,518 until she's 30 years old. 1059 00:53:51,550 --> 00:53:52,318 I can prefer a girl who doesn't know how to fuck. 1060 00:53:52,351 --> 00:53:53,653 I like that. 1061 00:53:53,686 --> 00:53:55,088 So she won't be disappointed. 1062 00:53:55,121 --> 00:53:56,389 That's fine, look, 1063 00:53:56,422 --> 00:53:58,224 women have fucking sexual issues, right? 1064 00:53:58,257 --> 00:53:59,492 And what they do is they bring that with them 1065 00:53:59,525 --> 00:54:00,927 into the fucking bedroom. 1066 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,896 They have bad fucking experiences, right? 1067 00:54:02,929 --> 00:54:03,563 So I want to be there in the beginning. 1068 00:54:03,597 --> 00:54:05,365 You want to be there badly. 1069 00:54:05,398 --> 00:54:07,500 What the fuck is that, Jesus fucking Christ. 1070 00:54:09,436 --> 00:54:12,373 Three months ago at my cousin's bachelor party, 1071 00:54:13,306 --> 00:54:16,342 this stripper, she put a pinky finger right in my ass. 1072 00:54:20,713 --> 00:54:22,482 Are you laughing at me or with me? 1073 00:54:24,150 --> 00:54:25,118 What? 1074 00:54:25,152 --> 00:54:27,086 I thought we was all sharing. 1075 00:54:28,521 --> 00:54:30,556 Just trust us, fucking trust us. 1076 00:54:30,590 --> 00:54:32,293 It's fine, we'll clear the fire. 1077 00:54:33,159 --> 00:54:35,561 - You know how to land. - No, listen to me. 1078 00:54:35,594 --> 00:54:36,963 Just bend your knees, here we go. 1079 00:54:36,996 --> 00:54:38,699 Let's give it a good one. 1080 00:54:38,731 --> 00:54:41,467 One, two, come on, come on 1081 00:54:41,501 --> 00:54:42,336 and three. 1082 00:54:54,447 --> 00:54:55,615 So our Molly's here. 1083 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,585 Listen, listen. 1084 00:55:01,454 --> 00:55:03,391 I don't want him to know that I have a daughter. 1085 00:55:05,092 --> 00:55:08,461 Afraid your drug dealer won't think you're cool? 1086 00:55:08,494 --> 00:55:10,463 Just do me this favor, okay? 1087 00:55:10,496 --> 00:55:12,032 We let our hair down too? 1088 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,702 So we like laugh at everything you say? 1089 00:55:15,735 --> 00:55:17,538 I'll leave that up to you. 1090 00:55:17,570 --> 00:55:18,538 What's up, man? 1091 00:55:19,472 --> 00:55:21,608 Good to you see, man. 1092 00:55:21,641 --> 00:55:23,476 Really appreciate you coming on all this way. 1093 00:55:23,510 --> 00:55:24,178 Yeah, no, it's cool. 1094 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,745 I really do, it means a lot. 1095 00:55:25,778 --> 00:55:26,746 Hey, come on over here. 1096 00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:28,282 Meet my boys. 1097 00:55:29,016 --> 00:55:31,684 This is Packie and this is Swaino. 1098 00:55:31,717 --> 00:55:34,420 - Hey. - Guys, this is Chad Walker. 1099 00:55:34,454 --> 00:55:37,458 You should see this kid play basketball, man. 1100 00:55:37,490 --> 00:55:38,659 So should we deal with the- 1101 00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:43,296 - Diamonds? - Yeah. Wow. 1102 00:55:44,063 --> 00:55:46,500 Just like out in the open like that, huh. 1103 00:55:46,532 --> 00:55:47,634 What do you mean? 1104 00:55:47,668 --> 00:55:49,436 It's Frank's first big drug deal, I think he thought 1105 00:55:49,469 --> 00:55:52,740 there would be like code words or some shit, you know? 1106 00:55:52,773 --> 00:55:54,208 I'll get your money. 1107 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,509 Hold on to them. 1108 00:55:56,443 --> 00:55:58,579 How much you want to bet Franky's got the money 1109 00:55:58,612 --> 00:56:00,047 like in a Manila envelope. 1110 00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:03,451 Like a rubber band wrapped around it. 1111 00:56:06,085 --> 00:56:07,520 You guys live here? 1112 00:56:07,554 --> 00:56:08,689 We've got a bunk bed. 1113 00:56:10,157 --> 00:56:11,658 How much you bench press, Chad? 1114 00:56:11,690 --> 00:56:14,027 I don't use free weights, it slows you down. 1115 00:56:14,061 --> 00:56:15,562 I'm training with plyometrics right now. 1116 00:56:15,594 --> 00:56:17,297 How tall are you? 1117 00:56:17,329 --> 00:56:18,731 Six, three, six, four. 1118 00:56:18,764 --> 00:56:20,299 One or the other. 1119 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,302 - Somewhere in between. - Got it. 1120 00:56:22,802 --> 00:56:24,304 You got a nice eyes. 1121 00:56:25,672 --> 00:56:26,706 Polo, huh? 1122 00:56:27,273 --> 00:56:29,042 Yeah, like Ralph Lauren. 1123 00:56:29,076 --> 00:56:31,211 Ralph Lauren, oh yeah, I got it. 1124 00:56:31,244 --> 00:56:33,680 I like how the scarf kind of hides that, huh? 1125 00:56:33,713 --> 00:56:34,581 I mean, you don't wanna fuckin' 1126 00:56:34,614 --> 00:56:36,784 just throw it out there for people, right? 1127 00:56:37,483 --> 00:56:39,786 What kind of car do you drive? 1128 00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:40,788 G wagon. 1129 00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:41,755 How much is it? 1130 00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:43,824 I don't know, my dad got it for me as a gift. 1131 00:56:43,856 --> 00:56:45,358 Can I drive it? 1132 00:56:45,391 --> 00:56:46,226 No. 1133 00:56:49,228 --> 00:56:51,697 Oh, hey, you guys gonna give me a hit of that thing? 1134 00:56:51,731 --> 00:56:54,368 Oh, you don't have to ask us twice. 1135 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,702 All right. 1136 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,344 So is that like your first time you ever took PCP? 1137 00:57:06,346 --> 00:57:09,349 Hey Chad, why don't you come on inside, 1138 00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:10,550 have a real man's drink. 1139 00:57:12,552 --> 00:57:13,421 That'll show you. 1140 00:57:15,889 --> 00:57:17,657 All right, Chad, this is some good shit, 1141 00:57:17,690 --> 00:57:19,426 you are in for a treat. 1142 00:57:21,728 --> 00:57:23,563 Oh God, that is good. 1143 00:57:27,833 --> 00:57:29,536 It tastes like shit. 1144 00:57:31,338 --> 00:57:33,407 You, my friend, are what a doctor would refer to 1145 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,708 as uncle Gary. 1146 00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:35,576 That's for you. 1147 00:57:37,409 --> 00:57:38,411 Manila envelope. 1148 00:57:39,579 --> 00:57:43,250 So why is it so important for old dudes to like scotch? 1149 00:57:43,282 --> 00:57:45,418 In 10 years I'm gonna ask you the same question, 1150 00:57:45,452 --> 00:57:46,854 you know what you're gonna say? 1151 00:57:46,887 --> 00:57:47,721 What? 1152 00:57:50,289 --> 00:57:52,159 You know, I started out thinking I could come up 1153 00:57:52,192 --> 00:57:54,795 with something wicked funny, but it just never liked gelled. 1154 00:57:55,795 --> 00:57:58,865 Hey, Frank this is only half. 1155 00:57:58,898 --> 00:58:01,434 Oh shit, that's right, I'm sorry. 1156 00:58:01,467 --> 00:58:02,635 Let me get the rest of your money. 1157 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,876 Hey, what kind of filter you got on there? 1158 00:58:09,909 --> 00:58:11,612 Nashville. 1159 00:58:11,644 --> 00:58:13,347 I like Perpetua. 1160 00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:14,481 Let me ask you. 1161 00:58:14,514 --> 00:58:15,148 Did you tag Frank's shop? 1162 00:58:15,181 --> 00:58:16,582 Yeah, I tagged him. 1163 00:58:16,615 --> 00:58:17,851 We did too. 1164 00:58:18,619 --> 00:58:21,355 When you guys were my age it was like 1165 00:58:23,789 --> 00:58:24,757 no internet. 1166 00:58:24,791 --> 00:58:26,326 No, it was fucking crazy. 1167 00:58:26,358 --> 00:58:28,528 We did this thing, was called going outside. 1168 00:58:29,295 --> 00:58:33,199 How about you Mr. fucking big time drug dealer, huh? 1169 00:58:33,233 --> 00:58:35,602 You you carry the cabbage? 1170 00:58:35,635 --> 00:58:37,871 Yeah, yeah, I got you. 1171 00:58:37,903 --> 00:58:39,539 What the fuck is that? 1172 00:58:39,572 --> 00:58:40,706 It's a fucking mason jar. 1173 00:58:40,739 --> 00:58:42,642 Yeah, it's called white champagne. 1174 00:58:42,675 --> 00:58:45,913 Genius, let's see what you're fucking packing, huh? 1175 00:58:45,945 --> 00:58:47,914 You know what, speaking of scotch, you guys remember 1176 00:58:47,947 --> 00:58:49,815 the night at the game six. 1177 00:58:49,849 --> 00:58:50,817 This fucking story again. 1178 00:58:50,849 --> 00:58:51,784 The Buckner game? 1179 00:58:52,818 --> 00:58:54,855 That's right, 1986. 1180 00:58:55,755 --> 00:58:57,224 Sox gave New England something they hadn't had 1181 00:58:57,257 --> 00:58:59,793 in a long time, hope. 1182 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,931 What is this, a fucking Ken Burns documentary? 1183 00:59:03,963 --> 00:59:05,199 I got it on YouTube. 1184 00:59:08,867 --> 00:59:11,538 Sox lead the series going in. 1185 00:59:11,570 --> 00:59:13,507 Me, Frank and Swaino, 1186 00:59:13,539 --> 00:59:15,641 we're at Frankie's basement, watching on this shitty 1187 00:59:15,675 --> 00:59:18,245 little black and white with aluminum foil 1188 00:59:18,277 --> 00:59:19,645 on the antenna. 1189 00:59:25,751 --> 00:59:26,887 Nearly home here. 1190 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:31,525 Let's see what Clemens comes back with. 1191 00:59:31,557 --> 00:59:33,693 It was our own little club house. 1192 00:59:33,726 --> 00:59:35,528 Nobody ever caught us down there. 1193 00:59:40,032 --> 00:59:40,967 Ow. 1194 00:59:43,836 --> 00:59:46,572 Fucking old men, they're upstairs watching the same game 1195 00:59:46,606 --> 00:59:48,875 on a fucking color TV. 1196 00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:51,944 Our fathers spent their lives watching the Sox lose. 1197 00:59:51,978 --> 00:59:54,782 They used to get wicked fucking hammered down east. 1198 00:59:55,516 --> 00:59:57,884 We knew we need to leave them alone. 1199 01:00:01,788 --> 01:00:03,889 It was unbelievable because this is the night 1200 01:00:03,922 --> 01:00:05,758 the curse of the fucking bambino 1201 01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:07,893 was about to be fucking broken. 1202 01:00:07,927 --> 01:00:09,630 Then something historic happens. 1203 01:00:09,663 --> 01:00:11,597 Hey fuckheads, histories happening, 1204 01:00:11,630 --> 01:00:12,699 get your asses upstairs. 1205 01:00:12,731 --> 01:00:13,833 Let's go. 1206 01:00:13,867 --> 01:00:16,870 They never asked us up there before, we're all like, 1207 01:00:18,804 --> 01:00:21,340 Come on, sit right here, right next to your old man. 1208 01:00:21,373 --> 01:00:25,278 And we're all sitting there, fucking just like this. 1209 01:00:25,311 --> 01:00:30,317 Right, we never felt love from our fucking fathers before 1210 01:00:30,949 --> 01:00:32,351 in our whole fucking lives, right? 1211 01:00:32,385 --> 01:00:33,754 Hey, keep your eyes on this game, 1212 01:00:33,786 --> 01:00:35,721 this is fricking history here, okay? 1213 01:00:35,755 --> 01:00:37,291 This was it. 1214 01:00:38,025 --> 01:00:39,925 The Sox were going to win the World Series 1215 01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:42,962 and we were all gonna be in the room together. 1216 01:00:42,996 --> 01:00:44,731 Mookie Wilson gets a slow roller 1217 01:00:44,764 --> 01:00:46,700 right up the first baseline. 1218 01:00:46,733 --> 01:00:48,302 This is it. 1219 01:00:48,335 --> 01:00:50,603 Bill Buckner squares up, drops his glove 1220 01:00:50,637 --> 01:00:54,975 and the fucking ball rolls right between his goddamn legs. 1221 01:00:55,742 --> 01:00:58,745 One of the worst errors in baseball history. 1222 01:00:58,777 --> 01:01:00,613 The Mets score. 1223 01:01:00,646 --> 01:01:01,815 - Fuck. - Jesus. 1224 01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:04,684 But it doesn't end there for us. 1225 01:01:05,585 --> 01:01:09,356 we find ourselves in a den of fucking lions. 1226 01:01:10,255 --> 01:01:12,958 The problem is we had to walk through the kitchen 1227 01:01:12,992 --> 01:01:15,796 to get through the back door and Frank's old man 1228 01:01:15,829 --> 01:01:17,931 was standing right there. 1229 01:01:19,666 --> 01:01:20,901 Now, let me tell you something. 1230 01:01:20,934 --> 01:01:22,936 We ain't never seen a grown man cry before. 1231 01:01:22,969 --> 01:01:24,604 It was terrifying. 1232 01:01:24,637 --> 01:01:25,972 Frank's pop- 1233 01:01:26,005 --> 01:01:26,972 - What the fuck are you doing here? 1234 01:01:27,005 --> 01:01:29,342 Grabs him, slams him up against the fridge. 1235 01:01:30,242 --> 01:01:32,778 This ain't like your generation of millennials. 1236 01:01:32,811 --> 01:01:35,548 This is when you got fucking slapped. 1237 01:01:35,581 --> 01:01:37,650 I told you to stay downstairs. 1238 01:01:38,684 --> 01:01:39,985 What did I say? 1239 01:01:40,018 --> 01:01:41,654 So what did Swaino do? 1240 01:01:41,688 --> 01:01:42,789 Stop! 1241 01:01:42,822 --> 01:01:45,558 Grabs Frank's pops arm, tries to get him to stop. 1242 01:01:45,592 --> 01:01:48,795 Now, this type of kid-on-adult attack was unprecedented 1243 01:01:48,827 --> 01:01:51,364 in our world and highly ineffective since Swaino 1244 01:01:51,398 --> 01:01:53,367 was like all of a bony 10-year-old. 1245 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,570 Swaino's old man, he runs in, throws Swaino off. 1246 01:01:56,603 --> 01:01:59,639 So I'm standing there watching my two best friends 1247 01:01:59,672 --> 01:02:03,043 get demolished by their fathers and there's my old man. 1248 01:02:03,076 --> 01:02:07,414 I looked at him, he looked at me, then he shrugged, 1249 01:02:07,447 --> 01:02:09,015 reaches out, guess he figured he should get 1250 01:02:09,047 --> 01:02:11,417 on the kid beating business too. 1251 01:02:11,451 --> 01:02:12,985 So I did the only thing I could do. 1252 01:02:13,018 --> 01:02:16,021 Fled, Like a streak of midget lightning, 1253 01:02:16,054 --> 01:02:18,391 he bolts like a bitch out the front door. 1254 01:02:18,425 --> 01:02:21,027 But not before I grabbed a bottle of scotch. 1255 01:02:21,059 --> 01:02:23,630 Except the screen door was fucking locked. 1256 01:02:23,663 --> 01:02:24,931 Well finally, Packie just burst through 1257 01:02:24,963 --> 01:02:26,666 the motherfucker, right? 1258 01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:28,568 He got the fucking screen wrapped around his fucking head, 1259 01:02:28,601 --> 01:02:29,936 and everybody's just stops to look at him 1260 01:02:29,969 --> 01:02:31,704 across the fucking lawn. 1261 01:02:31,737 --> 01:02:34,173 And me and Swaino, we use that moment as a diversion 1262 01:02:34,206 --> 01:02:35,842 to get the fuck out of the house. 1263 01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:36,543 And then we all met in the fucking woods 1264 01:02:36,576 --> 01:02:38,577 by that big rock where we'd go. 1265 01:02:38,610 --> 01:02:39,712 Just a big fucking rock in the woods. 1266 01:02:39,746 --> 01:02:40,614 That's all it fucking took back then. 1267 01:02:40,646 --> 01:02:43,416 We passed around that fucking bottle. 1268 01:02:43,449 --> 01:02:45,852 It was the first time any of us ever had scotch. 1269 01:02:47,987 --> 01:02:49,923 And you want to know something, Chad? 1270 01:02:51,557 --> 01:02:53,527 It tasted like shit. 1271 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,202 You motherfucker you. 1272 01:03:03,235 --> 01:03:05,038 So fucking beautiful. 1273 01:03:05,070 --> 01:03:07,973 It was so fucking beautiful. 1274 01:03:08,007 --> 01:03:08,842 Fucking genius. 1275 01:03:11,878 --> 01:03:14,146 Hey guys look, I'm going to take this real quick. 1276 01:03:14,179 --> 01:03:16,081 Hey Chad, you can hang out for a bit, right? 1277 01:03:16,114 --> 01:03:17,183 No, I can hang for a few. 1278 01:03:17,217 --> 01:03:20,653 Hey boys, entertain our guest please. 1279 01:03:23,088 --> 01:03:25,192 Hey Chad, what does your father do? 1280 01:03:25,224 --> 01:03:27,159 He's partners at Landon and Wilkins. 1281 01:03:27,193 --> 01:03:28,728 What the fuck is that? 1282 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,465 It's like the biggest fucking law firm in Boston. 1283 01:03:31,498 --> 01:03:33,066 So what's that like, having a father 1284 01:03:33,099 --> 01:03:34,634 you're not ashamed of? 1285 01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:35,601 Good, I guess. 1286 01:03:39,938 --> 01:03:41,641 Fucking call me Karen. 1287 01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:43,210 Fuck. 1288 01:03:45,811 --> 01:03:48,949 That's why you've been stuck for three years in a row. 1289 01:03:48,981 --> 01:03:50,516 You don't got to be like a shot at point guard, 1290 01:03:50,550 --> 01:03:52,085 you know what I mean? 1291 01:03:52,117 --> 01:03:54,688 I'll tell you what I want to know about, Chad. 1292 01:03:54,721 --> 01:03:56,989 How about that Northeastern pussy? 1293 01:03:57,023 --> 01:03:58,825 Being on the crew team plus in the fraternity 1294 01:03:58,858 --> 01:04:00,126 definitely has its benefits. 1295 01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:02,128 You got nice eyes too, don't discount that. 1296 01:04:03,630 --> 01:04:04,798 That's what I thought. 1297 01:04:04,831 --> 01:04:06,533 Well, you know, you don't need any of that shit these days 1298 01:04:06,565 --> 01:04:07,933 to get laid. 1299 01:04:07,967 --> 01:04:10,170 Getting pussy man, it's all through social media. 1300 01:04:10,202 --> 01:04:12,038 I've been trying to tell him that. 1301 01:04:13,606 --> 01:04:15,141 How's that fucking work, what do you do? 1302 01:04:15,173 --> 01:04:17,110 You send fucking pictures of your cock and shit? 1303 01:04:17,143 --> 01:04:18,778 That's not a good idea. 1304 01:04:19,913 --> 01:04:21,280 Whatever you put out there, 1305 01:04:21,313 --> 01:04:22,047 that shit's gonna haunt you, dude. 1306 01:04:22,081 --> 01:04:23,617 How so? 1307 01:04:23,650 --> 01:04:25,985 I saw like a couple of days ago, my dad had to fire 1308 01:04:26,018 --> 01:04:27,553 a junior attorney because of a pic. 1309 01:04:27,586 --> 01:04:30,556 I mean, the guy was at a gay resort in Los Cabos, 1310 01:04:30,590 --> 01:04:34,628 wearing a Speedo, fucking tongue kissing some Mexican dude. 1311 01:04:34,661 --> 01:04:36,230 Wait, a lawyer can't be gay? 1312 01:04:36,963 --> 01:04:39,164 What, you know my aunt Connie is a lesbian. 1313 01:04:39,197 --> 01:04:41,100 She rides a trike, grows her own weed. 1314 01:04:41,134 --> 01:04:43,168 Oh yeah, no dude, that's that's nice and all. 1315 01:04:43,202 --> 01:04:45,038 We can be all politically correct. 1316 01:04:45,070 --> 01:04:47,574 But the dudes running this country, like my dad 1317 01:04:47,606 --> 01:04:51,311 and his clients, man, their mindset is back in 1955. 1318 01:04:51,344 --> 01:04:53,213 My dad has a bunch of billionaire clients 1319 01:04:53,246 --> 01:04:55,648 who don't want to pay some fucking faggot in a Speedo 1320 01:04:55,681 --> 01:04:57,817 $2200 an hour for legal advice. 1321 01:04:57,849 --> 01:05:00,019 What kind of lawyer makes $2200 an hour? 1322 01:05:00,052 --> 01:05:01,186 The good ones. 1323 01:05:02,121 --> 01:05:03,155 Hello? 1324 01:05:04,824 --> 01:05:06,259 Finally, you dumb fuck. 1325 01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:07,192 Fucking where the fuck are you, 1326 01:05:07,226 --> 01:05:08,728 I'm about to call the police. 1327 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:09,295 Just calm down. 1328 01:05:09,327 --> 01:05:10,429 Sorry, I've been busy. 1329 01:05:10,463 --> 01:05:12,865 - Are you fucking serious? - Calm down, where are you? 1330 01:05:12,898 --> 01:05:13,833 I'm in the house. 1331 01:05:13,867 --> 01:05:15,302 In my house, how the fuck did you get in? 1332 01:05:15,335 --> 01:05:16,836 I jimmied the fucking door, 1333 01:05:16,869 --> 01:05:18,204 how'd you expect me to get in? 1334 01:05:18,237 --> 01:05:19,606 Where the fuck is Crystal? 1335 01:05:19,639 --> 01:05:20,774 Crystal doesn't wanna talk to you right now. 1336 01:05:20,806 --> 01:05:21,942 All right? 1337 01:05:21,974 --> 01:05:22,775 She's moving to fuckin' California. 1338 01:05:22,809 --> 01:05:23,877 What'd you say to her? 1339 01:05:23,909 --> 01:05:25,244 Stop, please. 1340 01:05:25,277 --> 01:05:26,178 I'm working really hard here, Frank. 1341 01:05:26,211 --> 01:05:28,280 I'm trying to change. 1342 01:05:28,313 --> 01:05:30,016 Don't fuck this up for me. 1343 01:05:30,048 --> 01:05:30,849 Fucking tell me... 1344 01:05:30,882 --> 01:05:31,918 Fuck. 1345 01:05:33,219 --> 01:05:34,887 Gotta be fucking careful, bro. 1346 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,888 You can't put that stuff out. 1347 01:05:35,922 --> 01:05:36,889 Here we go. 1348 01:05:38,824 --> 01:05:40,359 Bob Keats, motherfucker. 1349 01:05:40,393 --> 01:05:42,095 What, you don't fucking believe me? 1350 01:05:42,128 --> 01:05:44,030 Boy, fucking take him, gotta be careful. 1351 01:05:44,063 --> 01:05:44,998 Oh no, no, no. 1352 01:05:45,030 --> 01:05:46,900 I got a fucking story for you. 1353 01:05:46,932 --> 01:05:49,335 So a few months ago I find this chick on Instagram. 1354 01:05:49,369 --> 01:05:51,637 She's really young and really cute. 1355 01:05:51,670 --> 01:05:53,706 And I DM and ask her to come to a fraternity party. 1356 01:05:53,739 --> 01:05:55,307 What the fuck is DM? 1357 01:05:55,340 --> 01:05:56,175 Direct message. 1358 01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:57,810 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1359 01:05:57,844 --> 01:05:59,878 So she shows up, I get her totally fucking hammered. 1360 01:05:59,911 --> 01:06:01,914 I'm trying to shove my dick in her mouth 1361 01:06:01,947 --> 01:06:04,617 but she ends up being like a total fucking cock tease. 1362 01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:06,118 She gives me one of those like half ass 1363 01:06:06,152 --> 01:06:07,787 like falling asleep hand jobs and I'm like, 1364 01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:09,222 wake the fuck up, you know? 1365 01:06:09,255 --> 01:06:12,992 Like it doesn't matter, a waste of a goddamn night. 1366 01:06:13,025 --> 01:06:14,661 I totally forget about it, it doesn't fucking matter, right? 1367 01:06:14,693 --> 01:06:18,697 But she's still into me and she's sending me pics. 1368 01:06:18,731 --> 01:06:19,799 Naked pictures? 1369 01:06:19,831 --> 01:06:20,967 No, no, no. 1370 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,835 We'll not at first, tame at first, you know? 1371 01:06:23,369 --> 01:06:24,037 So I coaxed her. 1372 01:06:24,070 --> 01:06:25,672 I worked her and she sent them. 1373 01:06:25,704 --> 01:06:27,773 But that's not the weird thing, right? 1374 01:06:28,807 --> 01:06:29,643 Here, hold on. 1375 01:06:32,144 --> 01:06:35,949 She's got this condition, her nipples are like- 1376 01:06:36,748 --> 01:06:38,117 - Holy fuck. 1377 01:06:38,150 --> 01:06:40,286 Her nipples are fucking gigantic. 1378 01:06:40,318 --> 01:06:41,954 Look at that. 1379 01:06:41,987 --> 01:06:43,155 I've seen bigger. 1380 01:06:43,188 --> 01:06:45,692 I'm kind of worried this chick has a medical condition, 1381 01:06:45,724 --> 01:06:47,661 so I'm showing some of my buds. 1382 01:06:47,693 --> 01:06:48,762 Sure, you gotta get their opinion. 1383 01:06:48,795 --> 01:06:49,829 Exactly, yeah, yeah. 1384 01:06:49,862 --> 01:06:52,998 These big nip pics, I mean, they're like, oh my God, 1385 01:06:53,032 --> 01:06:54,734 they're striking a chord with the boys 1386 01:06:54,766 --> 01:06:57,670 and so I'm getting her to send me more. 1387 01:06:57,704 --> 01:06:59,673 Like send all kinds of fucking pictures to me, man. 1388 01:06:59,706 --> 01:07:01,708 And I'm sending them like to everyone in the house 1389 01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:02,942 and they're sending them to everyone. 1390 01:07:02,974 --> 01:07:04,677 So we call that going viral. 1391 01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:06,346 Thank you for the clarification, Professor Cuntface. 1392 01:07:06,378 --> 01:07:07,346 So Pancake shows up to another one 1393 01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:08,381 of our fraternity parties. 1394 01:07:08,414 --> 01:07:09,949 Pancake, who's Pancake? 1395 01:07:09,981 --> 01:07:12,985 Pancake, that's what I nicknamed her. 1396 01:07:16,188 --> 01:07:17,322 'Cause of the size of, you get it. 1397 01:07:17,356 --> 01:07:19,159 That is so fucking fucked up. 1398 01:07:19,192 --> 01:07:20,760 I know, I know. 1399 01:07:20,793 --> 01:07:22,394 Yeah, so she shows up and she's like famous now, right? 1400 01:07:22,427 --> 01:07:23,962 Like she's a fucking star. 1401 01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:26,032 We all know her, here she comes. 1402 01:07:26,065 --> 01:07:27,133 Yeah, yeah. 1403 01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:30,236 And these drunk dudes, they start chanting, "Pancake, 1404 01:07:30,268 --> 01:07:32,337 Pancake, Pancake." 1405 01:07:32,371 --> 01:07:33,306 Oh fuck. 1406 01:07:33,338 --> 01:07:34,474 Everyone joins in, everyone. 1407 01:07:34,507 --> 01:07:36,041 Like fuck, she joined in. 1408 01:07:36,074 --> 01:07:37,210 She didn't know what was going on. 1409 01:07:37,242 --> 01:07:39,378 She's like, "Pancake, Pancake, Pancake. 1410 01:07:43,181 --> 01:07:44,317 Pancake, Pancake." 1411 01:07:44,349 --> 01:07:46,219 It was fucking terrible. 1412 01:07:46,251 --> 01:07:50,824 But she finds out why and she fucking storms out 1413 01:07:50,856 --> 01:07:52,925 of the house, just devastated man. 1414 01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:55,227 Young girls, everything's the end of the fucking world. 1415 01:07:55,260 --> 01:07:57,764 Everything's the end of the fucking world, yeah. 1416 01:07:57,797 --> 01:08:01,867 She goes back to her home, takes a bottle of pills, 1417 01:08:02,902 --> 01:08:04,436 tries to fucking kill herself. 1418 01:08:04,469 --> 01:08:05,838 Jesus. 1419 01:08:05,871 --> 01:08:07,907 That fucking took a turn for the dark. 1420 01:08:09,242 --> 01:08:11,478 I mean, she okay or- 1421 01:08:11,510 --> 01:08:15,380 - I don't know, my dad told me not to get involved. 1422 01:08:15,414 --> 01:08:17,283 I can't get caught up in that shit. 1423 01:08:17,315 --> 01:08:20,853 I mean, I feel bad, but it's like my dad says, 1424 01:08:20,886 --> 01:08:22,221 you can't... 1425 01:08:23,021 --> 01:08:25,759 she shouldn't have sent the pics to begin with. 1426 01:08:27,527 --> 01:08:30,063 Hey guys, it's fucking cold out there. 1427 01:08:30,095 --> 01:08:31,029 Come on in. 1428 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,364 That's my whole fucking point. 1429 01:08:32,398 --> 01:08:34,067 Gotta be fucking careful. 1430 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,368 Internet's forever, bro. 1431 01:08:46,244 --> 01:08:47,780 I got to split. 1432 01:08:47,814 --> 01:08:49,115 Oh no, come on, do one shot with me. 1433 01:08:49,148 --> 01:08:50,382 Listen, I'm late, I'm late. 1434 01:08:50,416 --> 01:08:51,951 One shot, you'll be on your merry way. 1435 01:08:51,984 --> 01:08:53,053 A little baby shot. 1436 01:08:54,287 --> 01:08:55,421 All right. 1437 01:08:55,453 --> 01:08:58,057 One shot, one for the road. 1438 01:08:59,091 --> 01:09:00,360 Actually I'm done partying. 1439 01:09:04,896 --> 01:09:06,298 Frank almost had a heart attack. 1440 01:09:08,266 --> 01:09:09,101 For you. 1441 01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:13,105 Oh, a big one. 1442 01:09:16,576 --> 01:09:19,246 - Hey, hey. - Hey, hey 1443 01:09:35,127 --> 01:09:40,133 Hey, 1444 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,436 what were you talking about out there? 1445 01:09:47,506 --> 01:09:49,276 Maybe joking about something. 1446 01:09:50,009 --> 01:09:50,877 What is like funny? 1447 01:09:50,909 --> 01:09:52,179 You was laughing. 1448 01:10:00,386 --> 01:10:02,389 Hey, give me my keys back. 1449 01:10:03,288 --> 01:10:06,158 You're not getting these until you tell me 1450 01:10:06,192 --> 01:10:08,927 what you guys were laughing at. 1451 01:10:08,961 --> 01:10:11,297 Maybe just show him the pancake pic, I don't know. 1452 01:10:11,329 --> 01:10:12,364 A picture? 1453 01:10:13,332 --> 01:10:15,235 It was a stupid story, Frank. 1454 01:10:16,002 --> 01:10:18,137 Frank, give the fucking kid his keys back. 1455 01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:20,172 I want to see his picture. 1456 01:10:20,206 --> 01:10:21,274 Frank, it's a stupid fucking story. 1457 01:10:21,306 --> 01:10:22,507 I know, just- 1458 01:10:22,541 --> 01:10:26,011 - Hey Frank, take it easy, man. 1459 01:10:28,514 --> 01:10:29,983 You take it fucking easy. 1460 01:10:33,319 --> 01:10:34,387 Show me the fucking picture. 1461 01:10:38,356 --> 01:10:39,626 What do I do here? 1462 01:10:39,658 --> 01:10:42,895 Hey Frank, what are you fucking doing? 1463 01:10:46,164 --> 01:10:50,336 Show me the fucking picture right now. 1464 01:10:57,542 --> 01:11:00,545 Swaino and Karen had coffee. 1465 01:11:00,578 --> 01:11:03,248 Oh, for Christ's sake, fucking idiot. 1466 01:11:03,282 --> 01:11:04,117 My Karen? 1467 01:11:05,984 --> 01:11:07,353 - Yeah. - And- 1468 01:11:07,386 --> 01:11:10,590 - What do you mean and, yeah, we fucking had coffee. 1469 01:11:12,224 --> 01:11:13,293 Did you fuck her? 1470 01:11:14,726 --> 01:11:16,194 How could you fucking ask me that? 1471 01:11:16,228 --> 01:11:17,329 No, fuck you for asking me that. 1472 01:11:17,363 --> 01:11:18,431 Fuck you, Frank. 1473 01:11:18,463 --> 01:11:19,131 Okay then, why did you meet? 1474 01:11:19,164 --> 01:11:21,434 She took a redeye, all right? 1475 01:11:21,466 --> 01:11:24,569 She couldn't fucking find you in your shop or in your house. 1476 01:11:24,603 --> 01:11:25,471 So she came to my work, she freaked out 1477 01:11:25,503 --> 01:11:27,539 because she's fucking Karen. 1478 01:11:27,573 --> 01:11:29,108 What did you tell her? 1479 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:30,576 I told her that I could fucking care less 1480 01:11:30,609 --> 01:11:32,445 if she's fucking sober now. 1481 01:11:32,478 --> 01:11:34,146 And that she said that all she wanted 1482 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:35,448 was to see her daughter. 1483 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,581 It's her fucking daughter. 1484 01:11:36,614 --> 01:11:37,550 Oh, by the way, Frank's got a daughter. 1485 01:11:37,582 --> 01:11:39,251 You still think he's cool. 1486 01:11:39,284 --> 01:11:41,453 Fuck, I'm looking out for you and Crystal. 1487 01:11:41,487 --> 01:11:44,324 That's all I'm doing, that's all I'm ever fucking doing. 1488 01:11:45,056 --> 01:11:46,492 Crystal? 1489 01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:53,266 Whoa, whoa. 1490 01:11:57,002 --> 01:12:01,573 Jeez, you just killed Chad Walker with a wrench, Frank. 1491 01:12:02,274 --> 01:12:04,144 What the fuck did you do that for? 1492 01:12:12,318 --> 01:12:13,153 He's not dead. 1493 01:12:16,421 --> 01:12:17,522 Hey Frankie, I'm gonna ask you again. 1494 01:12:17,555 --> 01:12:19,525 What the fuck are you doing? 1495 01:12:21,226 --> 01:12:23,296 That story that he was telling you about? 1496 01:12:25,631 --> 01:12:26,466 It's Crystal. 1497 01:12:49,387 --> 01:12:50,756 That fucking picture that he showed us, 1498 01:12:50,789 --> 01:12:52,024 that was Crystal? 1499 01:13:07,305 --> 01:13:08,307 She'll be okay, Frank. 1500 01:13:13,412 --> 01:13:14,213 It's been two weeks 1501 01:13:20,552 --> 01:13:22,055 and she hasn't woken up yet. 1502 01:13:24,355 --> 01:13:26,725 We don't know the extent of the brain damage. 1503 01:13:29,528 --> 01:13:31,697 It's different every day. 1504 01:13:39,438 --> 01:13:40,707 When she came to me, 1505 01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,810 when she needed me the most... 1506 01:13:49,782 --> 01:13:51,117 What the fuck were you thinking? 1507 01:13:51,149 --> 01:13:52,684 He said they were just for him. 1508 01:13:52,717 --> 01:13:55,520 You're supposed to be smarter than that, Crystal. 1509 01:13:59,658 --> 01:14:00,760 Dad, please. 1510 01:14:02,427 --> 01:14:03,729 You are gonna turn out 1511 01:14:03,761 --> 01:14:05,264 to be just like your fucking mother. 1512 01:14:08,533 --> 01:14:09,568 Fuck. 1513 01:14:09,601 --> 01:14:10,235 I didn't know. 1514 01:14:12,770 --> 01:14:17,277 I don't fuckin' understand this, picture's were online. 1515 01:14:18,743 --> 01:14:21,746 Everybody in her high school passing them around. 1516 01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:23,282 Everybody making fun of her. 1517 01:14:24,516 --> 01:14:27,353 Even her best friends, relentless. 1518 01:14:31,524 --> 01:14:32,692 So she had enough. 1519 01:14:34,693 --> 01:14:36,362 Hey hun, I'm coming in. 1520 01:14:39,564 --> 01:14:40,399 Crystal, 1521 01:14:45,570 --> 01:14:46,472 Crystal, Crystal! 1522 01:14:51,476 --> 01:14:52,744 What did you do? 1523 01:15:02,787 --> 01:15:04,456 His fucking father. 1524 01:15:08,426 --> 01:15:09,661 His fucking father is connected. 1525 01:15:12,898 --> 01:15:14,434 He made it all go away. 1526 01:15:16,801 --> 01:15:19,804 And Crystal is just the poor girl from Manch-Vegas. 1527 01:15:19,837 --> 01:15:21,306 Nobody fucking cares. 1528 01:15:24,475 --> 01:15:25,310 Nobody but us. 1529 01:15:30,949 --> 01:15:33,485 So what are we gonna do? 1530 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,788 I'm gonna kill him. 1531 01:15:43,662 --> 01:15:45,398 I'll pull the trigger. 1532 01:15:45,430 --> 01:15:46,731 That's on me. 1533 01:15:46,765 --> 01:15:48,535 But I needed you two here with me. 1534 01:15:54,739 --> 01:15:56,542 There's a lot of work with the disposal. 1535 01:15:59,511 --> 01:16:00,647 The disposal? 1536 01:16:01,646 --> 01:16:03,783 Yeah, I planned it all out. 1537 01:16:04,984 --> 01:16:06,953 I prepped the room. 1538 01:17:50,756 --> 01:17:52,458 That's your fucking plan? 1539 01:17:52,990 --> 01:17:54,359 Yes. 1540 01:17:54,393 --> 01:17:55,594 What about the G-wagon? 1541 01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:58,030 We drive it to Hyde Park, smash the window, 1542 01:17:58,063 --> 01:18:00,032 put some of his blood on the front seat. 1543 01:18:00,064 --> 01:18:01,265 Come on. 1544 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:03,069 It's not the first time that a drug deal went bad 1545 01:18:03,101 --> 01:18:04,636 and not fucking found. 1546 01:18:04,670 --> 01:18:06,838 The kid's fucking he, he's 19 years old. 1547 01:18:06,872 --> 01:18:08,606 people ain't gonna fuckin' give up on a kid. 1548 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,343 He's a fucking drug dealer. 1549 01:18:10,376 --> 01:18:11,944 Come on, he's a very casual fucking drug dealer. 1550 01:18:11,976 --> 01:18:13,712 The kid ain't fucking Scarface here. 1551 01:18:13,746 --> 01:18:16,349 I mean just you called him on your phone, right? 1552 01:18:16,381 --> 01:18:18,951 - It was a burner. - What the fuck is a burner? 1553 01:18:18,984 --> 01:18:21,987 You don't watch "The Wire?" 1554 01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:24,057 You took the fucking Molly, didn't you? 1555 01:18:26,658 --> 01:18:30,463 Frank, Frankie, I think that we need to think here. 1556 01:18:30,496 --> 01:18:32,864 I think that we're just, we're going too fucking fast. 1557 01:18:32,898 --> 01:18:37,470 He ruined Crystal's life over a fucking joke. 1558 01:18:37,502 --> 01:18:40,505 Okay, our Crystal. 1559 01:18:40,538 --> 01:18:43,141 That's all that we should be thinking about right now. 1560 01:18:43,175 --> 01:18:44,711 When you're right, you're right. 1561 01:18:46,845 --> 01:18:48,681 I'm in, Frank. 1562 01:18:48,713 --> 01:18:49,548 I'm in. 1563 01:18:55,921 --> 01:18:57,590 Yeah, all right, I'm in. 1564 01:19:08,199 --> 01:19:09,902 Fuck, this is fucking crazy, Frank. 1565 01:19:09,935 --> 01:19:13,905 This is fucking crazy, could you guys just fucking stop 1566 01:19:13,939 --> 01:19:14,874 for one fucking second? 1567 01:19:20,878 --> 01:19:22,715 Frankie, how are we gonna fuckin' get out of this? 1568 01:19:22,747 --> 01:19:25,049 You didn't fucking think about it. 1569 01:19:25,082 --> 01:19:26,885 Wait, where are you, Pack? 1570 01:19:30,655 --> 01:19:31,490 Fuck! 1571 01:19:41,065 --> 01:19:43,735 You're fucking out of your mind. 1572 01:19:43,769 --> 01:19:47,106 Swaino, if you want to go, now's the time to go. 1573 01:19:47,573 --> 01:19:49,875 You know, like you said, it's fucking easy, Frankie. 1574 01:19:49,908 --> 01:19:51,644 I never fucking said it was easy. 1575 01:19:52,110 --> 01:19:55,113 What am I supposed to do, I'm an accomplice, I'm here. 1576 01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:57,949 What am I supposed to do? 1577 01:19:57,983 --> 01:19:59,585 Guys, Chad Walker is awake. 1578 01:20:06,123 --> 01:20:07,225 You wannna say something? 1579 01:20:11,963 --> 01:20:14,233 Please, please don't do this. 1580 01:20:14,265 --> 01:20:17,670 Your ass is definitely not talking out of this shit, Chad. 1581 01:20:17,703 --> 01:20:19,839 Swaino, help me please. 1582 01:20:19,872 --> 01:20:22,740 No, I'm not a part of this, okay, I'm not a part of it. 1583 01:20:22,774 --> 01:20:25,744 Wait, just let me say something please. 1584 01:20:25,777 --> 01:20:26,612 What? 1585 01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:33,719 I'm sorry, I'm sorry I made a mistake, I'm just a kid. 1586 01:20:34,118 --> 01:20:36,889 My parents, and the internet, the fucking internet. 1587 01:20:36,921 --> 01:20:38,089 I know I hurt her. 1588 01:20:38,122 --> 01:20:38,990 I didn't mean it. 1589 01:20:40,292 --> 01:20:43,796 I've been working in the shop almost every day 1590 01:20:43,828 --> 01:20:45,997 for over 10 fucking years, 1591 01:20:46,030 --> 01:20:48,167 trying to give my daughter a future. 1592 01:20:48,734 --> 01:20:54,106 But then you came along and you treat her like a, 1593 01:20:55,740 --> 01:20:57,943 you treated her like a piece of garbage. 1594 01:20:57,975 --> 01:21:00,679 I didn't know she was in high school. 1595 01:21:00,712 --> 01:21:01,914 Was it funny passing around that picture 1596 01:21:01,947 --> 01:21:03,949 of my little baby girl, huh? 1597 01:21:05,149 --> 01:21:07,853 Bet you all got a big fucking laugh, right? 1598 01:21:07,886 --> 01:21:09,789 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1599 01:21:10,322 --> 01:21:11,556 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 1600 01:21:11,590 --> 01:21:14,659 I'm sorry. 1601 01:21:15,293 --> 01:21:16,127 No, no. 1602 01:21:18,262 --> 01:21:23,269 No, no, no, please no. 1603 01:21:26,270 --> 01:21:28,139 No, please, please, no. 1604 01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:33,880 No, please, please. 1605 01:21:35,814 --> 01:21:36,849 No, no. 1606 01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:40,753 No, please, no, come on. 1607 01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:44,757 Let me say goodbye to my mom and dad. 1608 01:21:44,789 --> 01:21:46,824 Please, let me say goodbye to them. 1609 01:21:46,858 --> 01:21:49,028 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1610 01:21:53,798 --> 01:21:54,634 No, no! 1611 01:21:59,904 --> 01:22:01,573 Wait, Instagram! 1612 01:22:01,606 --> 01:22:02,908 Instagram, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1613 01:22:04,710 --> 01:22:06,211 What the fuck? 1614 01:22:06,243 --> 01:22:09,948 He posted on Instagram, we all did, Frankie. 1615 01:22:09,981 --> 01:22:12,051 He posted on the internet. 1616 01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,184 Going out in the fucking world. 1617 01:22:13,217 --> 01:22:14,920 We all did. 1618 01:22:14,953 --> 01:22:16,655 Oh, this is unbelievable. 1619 01:22:16,688 --> 01:22:18,757 All the cops gotta do, just look 1620 01:22:18,789 --> 01:22:19,958 at his fucking Instagram and knows that he's here. 1621 01:22:19,992 --> 01:22:21,025 Swaino's right. 1622 01:22:21,059 --> 01:22:21,659 And we are all fucked. 1623 01:22:21,693 --> 01:22:24,296 I have 2,854 followers. 1624 01:22:24,328 --> 01:22:25,930 Hey, you shut the fuck up. 1625 01:22:25,963 --> 01:22:27,332 You're so fucked. 1626 01:22:27,365 --> 01:22:29,234 Oh my God, I'll tell you what you're gonna do. 1627 01:22:29,266 --> 01:22:30,769 - You're gonna untie me- - Shut up. 1628 01:22:30,801 --> 01:22:32,136 And we're gonna call the cops. 1629 01:22:32,170 --> 01:22:33,204 Shut up! 1630 01:22:33,238 --> 01:22:34,039 Attempted murder. 1631 01:22:34,939 --> 01:22:36,140 Shut up! 1632 01:22:36,173 --> 01:22:38,210 Oh my father's gonna sue the shit out of you. 1633 01:22:38,243 --> 01:22:42,081 You guys are gonna get your fucking ass raped in jail. 1634 01:22:42,113 --> 01:22:44,082 Get ready, boys. 1635 01:22:44,115 --> 01:22:45,818 Start stretching those fucking assholes. 1636 01:22:45,850 --> 01:22:47,018 Shut the fuck up! 1637 01:22:47,051 --> 01:22:50,088 You should've taught your whore fucking daughter not to- 1638 01:22:52,056 --> 01:22:53,358 - Frankie, no, Frankie, no. 1639 01:22:56,694 --> 01:22:58,063 No, don't no. 1640 01:22:58,095 --> 01:22:58,897 No, Frankie. 1641 01:23:03,402 --> 01:23:04,269 Fuck. 1642 01:23:06,337 --> 01:23:08,273 Frankie, listen to me carefully. 1643 01:23:08,305 --> 01:23:10,108 Hey, fucking help. 1644 01:23:14,945 --> 01:23:16,914 Yeah, I'll go, I'll go. 1645 01:23:35,466 --> 01:23:37,402 I can see you over there, Swaino, 1646 01:23:37,435 --> 01:23:39,103 you fuckin' chimpanzee, 1647 01:23:39,136 --> 01:23:40,773 open the fucking door. 1648 01:23:40,805 --> 01:23:43,174 Karen, you better get the fuck outta here. 1649 01:23:43,207 --> 01:23:45,277 What the fuck is going on, Frank? 1650 01:23:45,310 --> 01:23:48,380 I swear I'll throw my fist through the fucking window. 1651 01:23:48,412 --> 01:23:51,349 - Karen just go- - All right, I'm kicking. 1652 01:23:51,382 --> 01:23:54,086 All right, all right, get in. 1653 01:23:54,118 --> 01:23:56,054 What the fuck is going on? 1654 01:23:56,087 --> 01:23:57,422 Jeez, why the blood all of you, what is this, 1655 01:23:57,456 --> 01:23:58,990 a fight club or something, 1656 01:23:59,024 --> 01:24:00,159 you guys finally fucking each other? 1657 01:24:00,192 --> 01:24:01,359 What the fuck are you doing here? 1658 01:24:01,393 --> 01:24:03,429 I went on Instagram, I saw this jackass checked in here. 1659 01:24:03,462 --> 01:24:06,131 If you think you can keep my daughter away from me, 1660 01:24:06,163 --> 01:24:09,033 I swear to God I'll get a lawyer, I'll get a fucking lawyer. 1661 01:24:09,067 --> 01:24:10,202 Calm the fuck down. 1662 01:24:10,234 --> 01:24:12,871 Okay, you told him that we talked this morning, right? 1663 01:24:12,904 --> 01:24:14,740 And you asked if we fucked, right? 1664 01:24:14,773 --> 01:24:16,307 Do you think I would do that? 1665 01:24:16,341 --> 01:24:18,010 Do you think I'm that kind of a fucking person. 1666 01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:19,310 Would you please just stop fucking talking? 1667 01:24:19,344 --> 01:24:21,913 Shut the fuck up, Swaino. 1668 01:24:21,947 --> 01:24:23,215 Okay. 1669 01:24:23,247 --> 01:24:25,216 - Karen. - Where the fuck is my kid? 1670 01:24:26,952 --> 01:24:29,188 Where the fuck is my fucking kid? 1671 01:24:31,355 --> 01:24:33,992 Something happened to Crystal. 1672 01:24:34,024 --> 01:24:34,859 What? 1673 01:24:36,962 --> 01:24:38,297 What, what the fuck happened? 1674 01:24:38,329 --> 01:24:39,430 I need you to calm- 1675 01:24:39,463 --> 01:24:40,332 - Tell me what fucking happened, Frank. 1676 01:24:40,364 --> 01:24:42,333 Sit the fuck down, please. 1677 01:25:11,128 --> 01:25:12,363 I need you to get in your car 1678 01:25:12,396 --> 01:25:14,198 and get the fuck out of here. 1679 01:25:14,231 --> 01:25:15,067 Just go away, 1680 01:25:17,402 --> 01:25:18,237 right now. 1681 01:25:21,372 --> 01:25:22,507 Where the fuck is he? 1682 01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:24,162 So what are we gonna do? 1683 01:27:24,194 --> 01:27:28,900 I'm gonna cop a plea and turn myself in. 1684 01:27:28,934 --> 01:27:31,170 Tell them you guys have nothing to do with this. 1685 01:27:32,537 --> 01:27:33,372 What? 1686 01:27:42,447 --> 01:27:46,652 Hey listen, give me a half hour head start 1687 01:27:46,685 --> 01:27:48,187 before you let him go. 1688 01:27:49,554 --> 01:27:50,389 Okay? 1689 01:27:52,524 --> 01:27:56,328 I got to say goodbye to her, before I turn myself in. 1690 01:27:59,965 --> 01:28:01,233 You can count on us, Frankie. 1691 01:28:01,265 --> 01:28:02,300 I'm sorry. 1692 01:28:03,068 --> 01:28:04,103 All right. 1693 01:28:17,247 --> 01:28:19,250 You got to take care of her now, Karen. 1694 01:28:19,283 --> 01:28:20,152 Wait what? 1695 01:28:20,185 --> 01:28:21,486 Hang on Frank. 1696 01:28:21,519 --> 01:28:23,221 She's her mother. 1697 01:28:23,253 --> 01:28:24,256 She's her mother. 1698 01:28:24,288 --> 01:28:25,122 It doesn't matter. 1699 01:28:25,155 --> 01:28:25,690 What's she gonna do? 1700 01:28:25,724 --> 01:28:27,559 She's gonna run off. 1701 01:28:27,591 --> 01:28:29,226 You gotta trust me. 1702 01:28:29,260 --> 01:28:30,427 You got to fucking trust me. 1703 01:28:30,461 --> 01:28:33,298 Fuck her and the fucking horse she walked in on. 1704 01:28:33,331 --> 01:28:34,399 It's not about growing the fuck up. 1705 01:28:34,431 --> 01:28:35,967 I've been there for Christ sake. 1706 01:28:36,001 --> 01:28:38,302 All right, just stop it, just stop it, 1707 01:28:38,336 --> 01:28:39,637 God damn it, enough. 1708 01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:42,740 You're just gonna give up? 1709 01:28:42,774 --> 01:28:44,142 The fuck we supposed to do, Karen? 1710 01:28:44,175 --> 01:28:47,346 I don't know, I don't know. 1711 01:28:48,380 --> 01:28:50,748 But on top of everything else that piece of shit did to her 1712 01:28:50,782 --> 01:28:53,152 he's gonna take her father away from her too. 1713 01:28:56,587 --> 01:28:58,289 Crystal needs her father. 1714 01:28:59,256 --> 01:29:00,158 She needs you. 1715 01:29:03,161 --> 01:29:08,132 Karen, if they stay, you're all going to jail. 1716 01:29:10,234 --> 01:29:11,369 You're saying we can't outsmart 1717 01:29:11,403 --> 01:29:13,137 some soft fucking pretty boy? 1718 01:29:15,774 --> 01:29:17,376 You don't understand who his father is. 1719 01:29:17,408 --> 01:29:19,643 Fuck his fucking father. 1720 01:29:19,676 --> 01:29:22,213 Fuck his entire fucking family. 1721 01:29:22,247 --> 01:29:24,615 He ain't gonna win this time, not today. 1722 01:29:27,484 --> 01:29:29,153 Guys, we've gotta be smart. 1723 01:29:29,953 --> 01:29:31,689 We're gonna use our fucking heads. 1724 01:29:35,359 --> 01:29:36,260 We just gotta think. 1725 01:29:40,064 --> 01:29:41,332 Now we just got to work together. 1726 01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:47,706 Packie, you're smart. 1727 01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:51,342 You're the smartest guy I know. 1728 01:29:53,511 --> 01:29:55,514 He ruined her life with a picture. 1729 01:29:59,716 --> 01:30:00,551 So what? 1730 01:30:05,823 --> 01:30:06,657 Hey guys, 1731 01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:11,195 I think I got an idea. 1732 01:30:12,296 --> 01:30:13,131 Packie, 1733 01:30:17,601 --> 01:30:18,836 you want to keep Frankie out of jail? 1734 01:30:18,869 --> 01:30:20,372 Yeah. 1735 01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:57,576 I don't know about this. 1736 01:30:57,609 --> 01:30:59,511 Hey, hey, Pack, you can fucking do this. 1737 01:30:59,543 --> 01:31:01,378 Why me? 1738 01:31:01,412 --> 01:31:03,615 Because yours is by far the most photogenic. 1739 01:31:03,648 --> 01:31:05,550 - Packie. - You got it 1740 01:31:05,582 --> 01:31:07,384 You can do it, Packie. 1741 01:31:07,417 --> 01:31:07,853 You can do it. 1742 01:31:07,886 --> 01:31:09,387 That a boy. 1743 01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:10,622 - You got it. - That a boy, Packie. 1744 01:31:11,756 --> 01:31:13,725 I don't know guys, it seems a little homophobic. 1745 01:31:13,757 --> 01:31:15,460 It's a lot fucking homophobic 1746 01:31:15,493 --> 01:31:17,195 but that's kind of the fucking point, all right? 1747 01:31:17,228 --> 01:31:18,396 Am I right? 1748 01:31:19,296 --> 01:31:20,531 You got it, Pack. 1749 01:31:25,569 --> 01:31:27,206 Karen, can you turn around please? 1750 01:31:31,475 --> 01:31:33,679 Okay Pack, take it off. 1751 01:31:34,612 --> 01:31:37,282 Not your shirt, the pillowcase. 1752 01:31:39,283 --> 01:31:41,318 That's it. 1753 01:31:41,351 --> 01:31:42,653 What the fuck is this? 1754 01:31:43,787 --> 01:31:46,590 - Holy shit, Packie. - Open your mouth. 1755 01:31:46,623 --> 01:31:48,659 No way, no fucking way. 1756 01:31:48,693 --> 01:31:50,195 Open your mouth. 1757 01:31:50,228 --> 01:31:51,429 No fucking way. 1758 01:31:51,462 --> 01:31:52,364 Open your fucking mouth. 1759 01:32:01,838 --> 01:32:02,740 Ata boy. 1760 01:32:03,975 --> 01:32:05,677 What's the passcode? 1761 01:32:05,710 --> 01:32:07,645 One, two, three, four, five, six. 1762 01:32:07,679 --> 01:32:08,813 I think I'm on the wrong screen. 1763 01:32:08,845 --> 01:32:09,913 Get the fucking picture. 1764 01:32:09,947 --> 01:32:13,918 Okay, okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. 1765 01:32:13,952 --> 01:32:15,353 Right there. 1766 01:32:20,792 --> 01:32:21,627 Show him. 1767 01:32:25,863 --> 01:32:27,699 Can you tell it's me? 1768 01:32:27,731 --> 01:32:28,899 Only if someone's seen your cock, Pack, 1769 01:32:28,932 --> 01:32:30,202 I think you're safe. 1770 01:32:32,804 --> 01:32:35,440 Yeah, and what the fuck are you going to do with that? 1771 01:32:44,748 --> 01:32:49,688 Okay Chad, now the way we see it, there's two options 1772 01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:51,722 in how we move forward. 1773 01:32:51,756 --> 01:32:55,927 Option one, you go, you run like the little bitch you are, 1774 01:32:55,960 --> 01:32:57,996 you run to your father, run to the cops. 1775 01:32:58,029 --> 01:32:58,930 You're all fucked. 1776 01:32:58,962 --> 01:33:00,532 Excuse me, young man. 1777 01:33:00,564 --> 01:33:03,402 Excuse me, you interrupted me. 1778 01:33:08,273 --> 01:33:10,507 Now you can go to the cops, but I'm gonna tell you 1779 01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:15,413 right now, my friend right there, he's a social networking 1780 01:33:15,445 --> 01:33:16,747 fucking genius. 1781 01:33:16,780 --> 01:33:17,881 And he will post this picture it'll go everywhere. 1782 01:33:17,914 --> 01:33:18,783 I mean everywhere. 1783 01:33:18,815 --> 01:33:19,818 It'll do that thing. 1784 01:33:19,850 --> 01:33:20,851 What's that thing called, Pack? 1785 01:33:20,885 --> 01:33:21,820 Going viral. 1786 01:33:21,853 --> 01:33:22,854 It'll go fucking viral. 1787 01:33:24,021 --> 01:33:26,423 It'll go fucking viral. 1788 01:33:26,457 --> 01:33:27,926 No, I'll tell the truth. 1789 01:33:28,693 --> 01:33:30,729 And when that comes out, they'll believe me. 1790 01:33:30,761 --> 01:33:32,730 It won't make a fucking difference, Chad, and you know it. 1791 01:33:32,764 --> 01:33:34,699 The truth will make them share it even more probably. 1792 01:33:34,731 --> 01:33:36,301 Probably. 1793 01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:38,737 So Chad, no one's gonna pay you that $2,200 an hour. 1794 01:33:38,770 --> 01:33:41,773 Shit, you'll be unhirable, Chad. 1795 01:33:41,805 --> 01:33:45,009 Your father, those bullshit billionaire clients of his 1796 01:33:45,042 --> 01:33:46,877 they're gonna laugh at you. 1797 01:33:46,911 --> 01:33:48,613 Every single time you walk out of a room 1798 01:33:48,645 --> 01:33:50,047 they're gonna laugh. 1799 01:33:50,081 --> 01:33:52,583 Maybe your friends will come up with a nickname 1800 01:33:52,617 --> 01:33:53,284 for you this time. 1801 01:33:53,318 --> 01:33:56,454 Yeah, like Captain Dicksucker. 1802 01:33:59,489 --> 01:34:00,858 Yeah, hopefully a little more creative than that 1803 01:34:00,891 --> 01:34:02,726 but yes, something along those lines. 1804 01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:03,729 Option two. 1805 01:34:04,095 --> 01:34:05,896 You want to hear option two? 1806 01:34:07,864 --> 01:34:12,002 You walk out of here and you never ever mention this night 1807 01:34:12,036 --> 01:34:14,405 to anyone anywhere, and it'll be like this whole night 1808 01:34:14,439 --> 01:34:16,742 including this very provocative photo 1809 01:34:17,742 --> 01:34:18,909 never fucking happened. 1810 01:34:25,983 --> 01:34:27,485 What's it gonna be, Chad? 1811 01:34:33,623 --> 01:34:34,626 Option two. 1812 01:34:38,662 --> 01:34:39,497 Goddamn right. 1813 01:34:45,970 --> 01:34:46,805 Cut him free. 1814 01:35:10,627 --> 01:35:12,596 Get the fuck out of my shop. 1815 01:36:48,826 --> 01:36:49,627 Your family's here. 1816 01:37:14,153 --> 01:37:19,153 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1816 01:37:20,305 --> 01:38:20,587 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 128402