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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,910 ♪ I believe in fairy tales and serendipitous encounters ♪ 2 00:00:02,910 --> 00:00:05,380 ♪ Catch a tiger by the tail and make a wish ♪ 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,120 ♪ Drink from the fountain ♪ 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:12,130 ♪ Oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪ 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,000 ♪ I believe love will prevail ♪ 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,700 ♪ The path is clear for me to follow ♪ 7 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:19,640 ♪ Shooting stars will leave a trail ♪ 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,780 ♪ For me to fill with joy and sorrow ♪ 9 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:26,790 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 10 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:34,600 ♪ Leave your fear of love behind ♪ 11 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:41,980 ♪ Let you dreaming be your guide ♪ 12 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:48,470 ♪ If you seek then you shall find ♪ 13 00:00:56,110 --> 00:01:01,120 ♪ I believe in fairy tales and serendipitous encounters ♪ 14 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:07,240 ♪ I believe in fairy tales and serendipitous encounters ♪ 15 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:14,520 - Rick, you're not supposed to see me like this. 16 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:18,830 Well don't just stand there, hand me a towel. 17 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:22,800 Sorry Gwyneth although in this light with absolutely 18 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,870 no clothes on you look... 19 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:28,880 Rick we barely even know each other! 20 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,830 - [Jenny] Do you know what time it is? 21 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:40,070 - Um, 10:30 I think. 22 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:42,410 - I wanted to sleep in, ugh. 23 00:01:48,050 --> 00:01:50,790 What are you doing here? 24 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:53,660 Aren't you supposed to be at school? 25 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,910 Isn't it a school day? 26 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,940 - Not until noon. 27 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:02,040 End of school picnic. 28 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,180 - Really, they still have those? 29 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:05,620 Those always suck. 30 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:07,220 - Mom. 31 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:11,000 - Shit, I'll try to be more positive. 32 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,640 I'm getting better at that though, haven't you noticed? 33 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,270 - You're doing great Mom. 34 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:16,270 - Thank you. 35 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,330 - Why do you always have to do that? 36 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:27,600 I mean, it's still morning. 37 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,400 - Cramps. 38 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,720 Much better! 39 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,850 (laughing) 40 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:43,290 Baby Bird is finishing sixth grade! 41 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:44,630 That is so wild! 42 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,070 Oh I can't be that old. 43 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:51,140 Am I really that old? 44 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:51,980 Ugh. 45 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:54,380 You know what you should do? 46 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:55,950 Stay home from school and watch movies with me. 47 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:58,760 Watch movies with me all day, yes, yes! 48 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,930 - You can't make me stay home from school. 49 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,170 (giggling) 50 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,410 - God you are a weird kid. 51 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,250 - Coffee? 52 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:13,090 (gentle music) 53 00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:14,920 - Thank you Baby Bird. 54 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:22,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 55 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:37,670 - There's seriously nothing in here. 56 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:39,410 There's like pickles and yogurt. 57 00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:40,910 - That is not true. 58 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:43,610 There's like corned beef hash and french fries 59 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:45,350 I brought home from work last night. 60 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,950 - I can't keep eating your diner food. 61 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:50,900 - Stop complaining, it's not that bad if you nuke it first. 62 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,230 I hate grocery shopping. 63 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:53,400 - Then let me do it. 64 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,270 I keep asking you and you never let me do it. 65 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:55,440 - No! - Why? 66 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,540 - Kids do not grocery shop. 67 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:57,980 It's like, wrong. 68 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:01,920 - But then you wouldn't be all crabby about doing it 69 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,920 and then we'd have apples and eggs and stuff. 70 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,600 - Okay, I am totally not crabby. 71 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,340 - You're totally crabby. 72 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,150 - Those are Grandma's. 73 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:17,480 - She's in India. 74 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,960 Besides, she told me I could wear her stuff. 75 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,260 - She didn't tell me that. 76 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:25,100 - Well. 77 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:34,120 - [Jenny] They're too big for you. 78 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:34,950 - I know. 79 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,920 - Well you better be super careful and not get 80 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,060 anything on them otherwise she'll never stop giving me crap. 81 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,560 - I will. 82 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,070 ("Find A Little Love" by Nick D' and the Believers) 83 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:46,810 Bye Mom. 84 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:51,650 ♪ I know a girl she once said to me ♪ 85 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:56,530 ♪ That what you get ain't always what you see ♪ 86 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,440 ♪ There's a shine behind all the rocks and trees ♪ 87 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:06,450 ♪ The way you look man is poetry ♪ 88 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:10,860 ♪ And while you're young you gotta stamp your feet ♪ 89 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:15,870 ♪ Don't be afraid to ever make a scene ♪ 90 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:20,340 ♪ They might see yeah they might say ♪ 91 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:25,350 ♪ Gotta let it rain gotta let it rain ♪ 92 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,930 ♪ But if there's a way if there's a way ♪ 93 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:34,940 ♪ Gotta let them know let them know ♪ 94 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:41,580 ♪ Find a little love before you go ♪ 95 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,890 Hi Miss Selena. 96 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:48,330 - Oh my goodness. 97 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,940 Robin, you look so extra pretty today. 98 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:55,010 - Thank you, so do you. 99 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:56,510 - Thank you. 100 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:58,320 Hey which of the boys do you think is gonna throw up first 101 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,920 after eating too much cake and ice cream and soda? 102 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,630 - Boys are so gross. 103 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,830 - Some can be nice. 104 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:07,340 You gonna go over? 105 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:12,410 - Um, you know I think I'll just, think I'll... 106 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:17,320 - [Selena] Here, have some ginger ale. 107 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,800 - Thanks. 108 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:32,250 - [Boy] Ball! 109 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,820 (mellow music) 110 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,570 - [Boy] Carlos, ball. 111 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:45,340 - Hey you wanna listen to a song? 112 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:47,620 My cousin wrote it. 113 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,450 - Sure. 114 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:58,740 - You gotta put both of them in. 115 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,620 - [Dominic] Girl, you're a dancer. 116 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,360 - No, I'm not. 117 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,500 - You were dancing. 118 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,130 - That beat was epic, right? 119 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:15,400 Yo let me see your speaker, man. 120 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,640 Thanks. 121 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,810 - Man, never thought I'd see you dance. 122 00:07:18,810 --> 00:07:22,490 White girl like you always so pretty and pink and perfect. 123 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:24,890 - Leave her alone man, that beat was epic. 124 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:29,130 - So I heard you used to live in the Valley. 125 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:30,130 - You're from the Valley? 126 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:31,200 - Yeah, Reseda, mostly. 127 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,770 - [Carlos] That's cool. 128 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:34,280 - My uncle Charlie lives in the Valley. 129 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,280 It's frigging hot there bro. 130 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,620 - So how come you never talk? 131 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,120 I mean unless you have like 132 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,990 the answer in class or something. 133 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,160 - Um, I dunno. 134 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,570 Guess I'm just always thinking about stuff. 135 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,570 - [Richard] Like what? 136 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:50,740 - Like how perfect she is. 137 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:55,850 It's picnic day and little miss perfect brought a book. 138 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,120 (laughing) 139 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:00,630 - Well. 140 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,040 - Little miss perfect from the Valley 141 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,880 always has to do everything all perfect. 142 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,620 - I'm not trying to be perfect. 143 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:12,890 - Oh yes you are. 144 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:15,560 - I'm not trying to be anything. 145 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:17,360 - Huh. 146 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:23,910 Well I know one thing you didn't do perfect today. 147 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:25,240 - What? 148 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,750 - You forgot to wear a tampon! 149 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,050 (laughing) 150 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,250 Look at that! 151 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,550 Didn't anyone ever tell you to wear a tampon 152 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:32,390 if you're gonna bleed? 153 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,460 White jeans? 154 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:45,750 (rock music) 155 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:48,160 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 156 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,530 ♪ Now listen ♪ 157 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,260 ♪ Back open roads ♪ 158 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:52,670 ♪ Down the city ♪ 159 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:56,240 ♪ Playing the music I love ♪ 160 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,080 ♪ Somehow I can't get my mind off of you ♪ 161 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,720 - Mom! (gasps) 162 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:02,720 - [Jenny] Oh my god! 163 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,950 - Mom! 164 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:05,520 - Okay, Arlo, will you turn off the... 165 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,100 What are you doing here? 166 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,930 - I think I'm bleeding to death or something! 167 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:10,940 - What? - What? 168 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:12,610 - Mom look, Arlo, don't. 169 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:13,610 - Oh my god. 170 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,620 (laughing) 171 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:20,520 You're not bleeding, you got your first period! 172 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,730 Oh Arlo she got her first period. 173 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,860 - Oh. 174 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,130 - Mom! - Honey! 175 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,370 You've got your period! 176 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,140 - I think I'm gonna just step out for a smoke. 177 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,410 (laughing) 178 00:09:30,410 --> 00:09:31,440 - Stop laughing! 179 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,380 - I don't know what... 180 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,080 Oh my god, those are Grandma's white jeans. 181 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,750 (gasps) What am I? 182 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:40,390 Honey, Baby Bird, this is a really great moment, 183 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:42,570 you got your period! - Mom, stop it! 184 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:43,730 - Okay, okay. 185 00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:44,570 What? 186 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,280 (coughing) 187 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,110 Okay. 188 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,490 In an ideal world what would you want me 189 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:56,660 to do right now because I can do it. 190 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,500 I mean Grandma is gonna flip over those jeans 191 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:02,510 but let's not talk about that right now. 192 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:04,180 But I mean when I got my first period she did not 193 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:06,480 handle it well, she was all like "here's a pamphlet, 194 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,190 "I hope you don't have any questions." 195 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:10,920 And then slam. 196 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,020 - I was at the picnic. 197 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,260 In white jeans. 198 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,200 Okay, everybody saw. 199 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,740 That girl Rachel told everybody! 200 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:21,140 I don't even know what to do! 201 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,660 ♪ Da da da da da ♪ 202 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,500 - Happy first day of your first period. 203 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,240 - You're not helping. 204 00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:39,110 - I am trying to cheer you up. 205 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:41,380 It's not my fault if you don't let me. 206 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,550 (humming) 207 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,310 - I'll catch up with you guys. 208 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,180 - Dude that's her house. 209 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:55,910 Oh. 210 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,080 Okay I see. 211 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,320 That's cool. 212 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,590 - You know what they say. 213 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:02,490 Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. 214 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:03,330 - Dude! 215 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,400 - Dude you don't even know what that means. 216 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,670 - Hey man. 217 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,680 - Hey. 218 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,910 - She home? 219 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:13,750 - Yeah. 220 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,220 I wouldn't. 221 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:20,830 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 222 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:21,660 - Why not? 223 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,010 Can you just give this to her please? 224 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,450 - Which her? 225 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:33,420 - Robin, she's in my class. 226 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:35,360 - Oh you mean Bird. 227 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,560 - Yeah. 228 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,500 - Alright, will do. 229 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,730 - Alright cool. 230 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,270 Oh sorry. 231 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,160 - Will you show me? 232 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,530 - What? 233 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:54,360 - You know. 234 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,200 The stuff. 235 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 - The stuff? 236 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,220 It's not really like that. 237 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:10,260 - It better not be. 238 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,870 - Okay, you know I can do this. 239 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,940 Yeah I mean that is, nobody stands when they do it. 240 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:22,120 Okay so, it, you know, you're like that, 241 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,690 and then, you know, you open up a thing 242 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:28,860 and you're like right up in there, maybe this way. 243 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:32,070 And you're like in its spot. 244 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,310 You know mine veers a little to the left 245 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:39,220 so you never really know. 246 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,390 - You're terrible at this. 247 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,460 - I am trying. 248 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,660 - I want Lilli. 249 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:57,390 - Okay. 250 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:04,600 Find a comfortable position. 251 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,940 That's bullshit. 252 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,440 You're just gonna want to squat down 253 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,250 and find something to hold onto so you don't fall. 254 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,220 - I could fall? 255 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,890 - Blah blah blah, into vaginal canal, blah, 256 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:16,660 I mean seriously, who wrote this. 257 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:19,060 Man, you are gonna push this thing 258 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,700 all the way into your vagina. 259 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,910 You understand about vaginas, you know how to find it? 260 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:25,910 - I think so. 261 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,180 - Okay, good. 262 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,850 So once this is really in there you're gonna 263 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,690 push this thing up like this, (pops), 264 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:33,960 out that comes, you're gonna pull this stuff out, 265 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,030 this is the only thing that stays in here. 266 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:38,140 You have a little cotton tail so you can pull it 267 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,410 out again later. 268 00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:41,040 - Right, make sure you don't lose it up there 269 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,080 or forget about it. 270 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,410 - Wait, I could lose it? 271 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,050 - It sometimes does. - It doesn't get lost. 272 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:49,060 - How many times do I have to do this? 273 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,060 - It depends. 274 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,130 - On what? - On the flow. 275 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,400 - Yeah. 276 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,570 - And how many days? 277 00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:55,440 - Like about five. - Like eight. 278 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,870 - Jesus. 279 00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,480 Okay well there's your tampon, here's your mirror. 280 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,150 Good luck, let's go. 281 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:15,080 - I should have told her about all this. 282 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,380 Crap, I totally should have told her about this right? 283 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,520 - It's okay, she's gonna be fine. 284 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,690 - I am not ready for this. 285 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,950 She is a baby! 286 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,960 - You are gonna be fine. 287 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,930 - [Bird] It didn't work. 288 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,070 - Hey. 289 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,910 Go get me a pair of your underwear. 290 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:33,750 - Yeah. 291 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,250 - Oh my god. 292 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,030 Make sure it's clean! - Yeah, yeah. 293 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:45,040 - Okay, so there's another option, there's um, 294 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,210 oh here we go! 295 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,680 The pad. 296 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:52,450 As I like to call it, the diaper. 297 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,220 Why the diaper you might ask? 298 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,660 Well because. 299 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,700 They're itchy, they're hot, 300 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,370 they make you waddle like a duck. 301 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,600 - They have wings. 302 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,340 - They have wings, that is right. 303 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,610 And so... 304 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:11,690 Goddamnit. 305 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,400 Just like so. 306 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,880 And you go like that and you put it up, ba ba ba. 307 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,720 (pops) 308 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,820 - Oh I hate those things, I only wear 'em 309 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,930 if I have to double down. 310 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,110 - [Lilli] Give me one of those. 311 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:40,510 - Hey, you quit. 312 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:43,220 - Not today my friend, not today. 313 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:47,590 (lighter clicking) 314 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:53,070 I've been so worried about this. 315 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:55,110 - About, yeah, well. 316 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,310 (clears throat) 317 00:15:56,310 --> 00:16:00,220 You know I guess I have to say that you know 318 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:04,130 I think it's probably you know it's, I think... 319 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,900 I've got nothing, I don't know. 320 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,710 (laughing) 321 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,880 - That's right, you don't have any sisters do you? 322 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,840 - No. 323 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,850 I got a mom. 324 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,220 Bit of a narcissist, workaholic father. 325 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,060 That's it. 326 00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,630 - Explains so much. 327 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:25,900 (laughing) - Screw you. 328 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,010 - Celeste is not gonna kiss me for a week 329 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,350 because I've been smoking. (laughing) 330 00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:33,120 - Doesn't this count as an emergency? 331 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,290 - Yeah, it does for Jenny. 332 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,430 Oh what can you do? 333 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,330 I'll see you soon my friend. 334 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,340 - Love you. 335 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,240 - [Lilli] Love you too. 336 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,820 - [Bird] Sorry I made you sleep on a maxi pad. 337 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,970 - Please don't go. 338 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,970 - I actually do have to go. 339 00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:16,810 - No! 340 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,580 Stupid band practice. 341 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,090 I bet you were 342 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,830 a sexy nerdy band guy, weren't you? 343 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,200 You were. 344 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:34,270 Please don't go, it's my night off. 345 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:41,290 - But you know Bird probably needs some... 346 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,970 Some time with you. 347 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:51,140 But I could maybe sneak in after she goes to sleep. 348 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,250 - Arlo, I'm scared. 349 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:58,620 - I know. 350 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,380 - Hi! - Mom! 351 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:44,580 - What? 352 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:45,650 Popcorn? - No! 353 00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:48,490 - Okay. 354 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,070 - Oh crap. 355 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,640 I hate this banana. 356 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:35,680 Can we please take it down? 357 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,450 - I love that banana! 358 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,990 I painted that, you know? 359 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,260 - Yeah, I know. 360 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:45,700 - Oh god I just realized. 361 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,370 - What? 362 00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,940 - I could be a grandma. 363 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,380 - What? 364 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,020 - Once you get your period you can have babies 365 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:55,190 and if you can have babies then I can be a grandma. 366 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,760 I can't be grandma! 367 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,830 - That's disgusting! 368 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,830 - I know! 369 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,340 It's totally freaking me out! 370 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,170 - Mom. 371 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:03,100 Stop talking. 372 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,270 - Do we need to talk about sex? 373 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,640 I mean I realize I should've talked to you 374 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,280 about the whole period thing sooner, 375 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,090 but do we need to have the sex talk? 376 00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:12,290 Do I need to buy you a box of condoms? 377 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,830 - [Bird] Oh my god. 378 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,900 - Grandma has the Magic of Sex around here somewhere 379 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,630 and it has really good pictures. 380 00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:18,570 - Mom, you know what? 381 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:19,840 Stop talking now. 382 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,940 Okay I've just had the worst day of my life. 383 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,210 Everyone knows! 384 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,790 Carlos knows. 385 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,260 - Mmm. 386 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,760 Who's Carlos? 387 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,530 Is he your boyfriend? 388 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,630 Why didn't you tell me? 389 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,470 Okay. 390 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,640 Oh hey. 391 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,070 Do you like me in this dress? 392 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,450 - No, Grandma's gonna kill you! 393 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,450 - You're no fun. 394 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,120 - Ugh! - Ugh! 395 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,960 - Ugh! 396 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:51,800 - Please don't tell me you're smoking in my bed. 397 00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:56,110 Listen honey, you were never good at this, 398 00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,150 any of it Jennifer. 399 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,650 Every transition she's ever made. 400 00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,490 You didn't even like it when she started to get teeth. 401 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:01,960 - That's not true. 402 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,230 I loved her tiny teeth, they were like little pearls. 403 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,170 - Yeah but you complained about it for two years. 404 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,700 - I am not good at this. 405 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,010 I wanna be good at it. 406 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:16,180 But I mean when I went on the rag you totally sucked! 407 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:20,760 - Well life is suffering. 408 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,600 - For you. 409 00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:25,140 So how is live on the 'shram? 410 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,340 - What can I say? 411 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:29,440 - I'm, you know, I'm living my fondest dream. 412 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,610 I may never come back. 413 00:21:30,610 --> 00:21:32,280 Don't get any ideas. 414 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:37,090 - So there actually is some bad news. 415 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:37,930 - Hit me. 416 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,100 - The pants that Baby was wearing today, 417 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,740 they were your white ones. 418 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,210 - That's fine, that's fine. 419 00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:46,880 It's just an object. 420 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,280 - What? 421 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,660 You just jumped down my ass for smoking in bed? 422 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,290 That's just an object. 423 00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:55,830 - That's because I don't want to see you immolate 424 00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:59,600 yourself and my granddaughter in a blaze of selfish idiocy! 425 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,440 Come on. 426 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,090 - Same time next week? 427 00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:09,090 - Love you both. 428 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:10,530 - Love you Mommy. 429 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,020 (screaming) 430 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:29,860 - There's blood, there's blood everywhere. 431 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:31,200 - What the hell? 432 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,880 What did you do? 433 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,280 - What do you mean what did I do? 434 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,350 There's blood everywhere, Mom, I'm bleeding! 435 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,850 - Did you wear a pad, did you wear one of the big ones, 436 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:41,890 did you do it right? 437 00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:43,130 - Yes I did it right! 438 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,360 I put on the pads that Lilli showed me, 439 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,500 I did it exactly how she told me to. 440 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,340 - God baby girl at night with gravity and shit 441 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:50,910 you have to wear one of the big ones. 442 00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:53,180 They were right next to the wimpy ones, didn't you see? 443 00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:54,310 - I thought it would be enough, okay? 444 00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:56,220 So now I'm just someone who bleeds, 445 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,160 for the rest of my life I'm gonna bleed. 446 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,760 Just gush out of me, just bleeding, 447 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,700 this is gonna be all the time I'm just gonna bleed. 448 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,540 - Okay. 449 00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:07,440 Wow. 450 00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:09,340 Wow. 451 00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,650 - I'm bleeding. 452 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:17,290 I'm never gonna stop bleeding. 453 00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:18,760 (coughing) 454 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,070 It's never gonna end. 455 00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:21,900 - Okay. 456 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,170 Let's do this. 457 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,810 Baby Bird, go take a shower. 458 00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:34,660 (upbeat music) 459 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:06,160 - I'm not leaving the house while I'm bleeding. 460 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,990 What if I bleed all over everything? 461 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,670 What if I'm just going to walk down the street 462 00:24:10,670 --> 00:24:13,570 and then suddenly blood starts gushing out of me? 463 00:24:13,570 --> 00:24:16,980 - [Jenny] You are not gonna gush. 464 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:18,850 This is a moment. 465 00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:20,950 This is a moment and I wanna take you to pancakes 466 00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:22,390 so can we go now? 467 00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:26,100 - I don't want pancakes! 468 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,700 Or a bubble bath, okay? 469 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,100 Or ice cream, because that's what would make 470 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,440 you feel better. 471 00:24:31,810 --> 00:24:33,650 - [Jenny] Hormonal much? 472 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:36,350 - [Bird] And will you stop smoking pot all the time? 473 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,190 - What? 474 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,660 Look. 475 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:44,670 If you don't like pancakes anymore, that is-- 476 00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:47,240 - Well you know what, I Christ on a shit-sucking, 477 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,410 butt filled cracker don't wanna have pancakes with you. 478 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:58,730 - Okay Baby Bird, I will give you that one. 479 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:00,100 - [Bird] Don't call me that anymore. 480 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,270 - Call you what? 481 00:25:01,270 --> 00:25:02,470 - Baby Bird. 482 00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:05,740 - It's your name! - No it's not! 483 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,810 (groans) 484 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,020 I am not a baby. 485 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:14,390 - But you looked just like a baby bird when you were born. 486 00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:16,730 I wanted to call you that but Mommy wouldn't let me. 487 00:25:16,730 --> 00:25:18,900 She broke me down. 488 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,770 - Why are we never in here? 489 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,240 - [Jenny] 'Cause this is Grandma's space. 490 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,310 - Isn't it all Grandma's? 491 00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:26,380 - [Jenny] Huh. 492 00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:28,490 - And it's Bird. 493 00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:29,420 - What bird? 494 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,830 - That's what everyone calls me. 495 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:31,760 - Like who? 496 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,960 Oh my god is that my shirt? 497 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,000 - Everyone calls me that like Lilli and Arlo. 498 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 - Since when? 499 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,040 - Since we left the Valley! 500 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,640 (groaning) 501 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,480 - Crap. 502 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:42,850 I know that you didn't want to come here 503 00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:44,550 but it makes things so much easier for me! 504 00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:46,160 - It was great there, okay? 505 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,990 No one thought I was a dork anymore. 506 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:50,130 I got to live next to my best friend 507 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:52,240 and I wasn't bleeding all over everything. 508 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,410 - Seriously just Bird like not Baby or Baby Bird? 509 00:25:55,410 --> 00:25:57,350 - You say I'm a woman now and I'm gonna have sex 510 00:25:57,350 --> 00:26:00,220 with everyone I see and then oh yeah, I'm gonna turn you 511 00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:02,090 into some sort of creepy grandma? 512 00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:04,690 Yeah, blood is pouring out of me and ya suck. 513 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,800 (scoffs) - Come on. 514 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,170 (slaps) 515 00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:11,670 Okay, you are on the rag and you need to like 516 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,410 eat some chocolate or something. 517 00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:15,680 - Then let me go grocery shopping! 518 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,160 - You can't go grocery shopping! 519 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,390 (groaning) 520 00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:23,100 - I'm not a baby. 521 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,570 I don't need baby things, right, 'cause I'm a woman. 522 00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:27,570 I don't need dolls or toys to play with. 523 00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:29,310 I can't have any of this anymore. 524 00:26:29,310 --> 00:26:30,710 - Baby Bird, Bird. 525 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,320 - My childhood is over. 526 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,890 - You are a kid! 527 00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:35,560 - And I'm bleeding! 528 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,360 (sighing) 529 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,300 - You know what? 530 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,570 Screw pancakes. 531 00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:45,440 She won't let me. 532 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:47,550 No. 533 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,320 Hey, is that woo woo lady thing 534 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,190 still happening at Mona's? 535 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:53,960 Yeah? 536 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,800 Wait what? 537 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,140 I have to make the phone call. 538 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,980 I have to call people? 539 00:27:03,350 --> 00:27:05,450 Oh god thank you. 540 00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:08,220 - Is Celeste gonna make me talk about my vagina? 541 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:12,830 - Is Celeste gonna make her talk about her vagina? 542 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:13,670 Probably. 543 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:15,670 - Oh my god. 544 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:21,910 - Bird, ah! 545 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,850 - [Bird] Hi Celeste. 546 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,230 - Tell me all about what's going on with you. 547 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,860 - I think Lilli already told you. 548 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,000 Got my period. 549 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,940 - Ah your first period! 550 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:34,010 How exciting! 551 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,750 So how are you feeling? 552 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,850 Do you have any cramps, any soreness in the breasts, 553 00:27:39,850 --> 00:27:42,860 bloating, diarrhea, mood swings? 554 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:44,630 - Mood swings. - Mood swings. 555 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:45,800 - Mood swings. 556 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,570 Girl, welcome to the sisterhood. 557 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,880 - [Jenny] I mean she does live in the house, 558 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,120 we do share a bathroom. 559 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,150 It's bound to happen. 560 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:57,390 - [Arlo] Maybe we should do 561 00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:58,420 the ribbon on the doorknob thing. 562 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,260 - She's a kid. 563 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,300 That's a little inappropriate to be like hey, 564 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,800 here's a sock on the door. 565 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,970 - What is more inappropriate? 566 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,410 What are my options? 567 00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:10,150 I feel like some preemptive strategy. 568 00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:11,150 - A little bit? 569 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,680 No. 570 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,620 - Hey, I got a question. 571 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:15,460 - Yeah? 572 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,830 - What's going on here? 573 00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:22,140 - What do you mean? 574 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,410 - What do I mean? 575 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,240 I mean what's going on with you and me? 576 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,410 - With you and me? - Yeah. 577 00:28:27,410 --> 00:28:29,080 - Everything's cool. 578 00:28:30,590 --> 00:28:32,660 - Everything's cool. 579 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:33,860 That's your answer. 580 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:36,560 Well maybe you know what maybe cool, 581 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,000 maybe cool isn't cool enough. 582 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,980 - Aren't I supposed to be the one that's like 583 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:45,650 where is this going? 584 00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:50,060 - Yeah well maybe it should be you. 585 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:54,870 - Arlo this conversation's giving me a headache. 586 00:28:57,810 --> 00:29:00,410 - Alright I'll put it another way. 587 00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:03,890 How do you hear it when you say it in your head? 588 00:29:03,890 --> 00:29:04,990 I blank Arlo. 589 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,200 Fill in the blank. 590 00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:14,340 - This is such a waste of break time. 591 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:16,180 We could be having sex in the very big backseat 592 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,880 of your car. 593 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,050 - I'm waiting. 594 00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:25,330 - Why don't you come back to my place at midnight? 595 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,120 - I'll be there five minutes after midnight. 596 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:44,530 - I gave her one of the biggest pads I could find. 597 00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:46,140 I feel so bad. 598 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:49,980 - It was like a freak horrorshow this morning. 599 00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:53,420 Ah! 600 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,690 Really? - Mm hmm. 601 00:29:57,690 --> 00:29:58,530 - Oh. 602 00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,430 I love you! 603 00:30:02,030 --> 00:30:06,210 Did Bird tell you that I sort of kind of slapped her? 604 00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:10,590 - Yes. 605 00:30:10,590 --> 00:30:13,930 - My mom slapped me once and I never forgave her for that. 606 00:30:13,930 --> 00:30:16,360 - Well now you know. 607 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,330 - Did you make the phone calls for tomorrow? 608 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:20,910 - Celeste made the phone calls. 609 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,250 Just a reminder, tomorrow's about Bird, not about you. 610 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:27,080 - Duh. 611 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:30,160 But it's gonna be awesome. 612 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,500 She's gonna have such a good time. 613 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,330 - Yay. 614 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,310 - Now listen. 615 00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:14,010 I'm only coming in with my treats 616 00:31:14,010 --> 00:31:16,250 if you tell me you love me. 617 00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:22,360 - It's raining outside. 618 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,700 - Do you love me or not? 619 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:24,800 - Come on. - No. 620 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,740 - Come on. 621 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:26,700 - No, I'm putting my foot down. 622 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,540 - Come on. 623 00:31:30,650 --> 00:31:32,950 - [Arlo] Oh wait, do you love me? 624 00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:34,450 You do, don't you? 625 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:39,760 - You know I think I may actually. 626 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,930 - What's that? 627 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,040 Really? - Mm hmm. 628 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:49,520 - Doesn't count. 629 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,550 - Why not? 630 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,820 - Why not? - Mm hmm? 631 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,360 - Well first of all you're stoned 632 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,760 and secondly you just had a very high dose of vitamin C 633 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,370 and lastly I am playing bongos on your butt. 634 00:31:58,370 --> 00:32:00,610 (laughing) 635 00:32:03,910 --> 00:32:07,350 But that's okay, that's alright. 636 00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:09,790 I'll wait for the real thing. 637 00:32:11,790 --> 00:32:14,030 (drumming) 638 00:32:17,610 --> 00:32:19,540 This bother you? 639 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:20,610 - [Jenny] Hey keep going. 640 00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:22,880 (drumming) 641 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,160 - Why won't you tell me? 642 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,830 - Shut up, you're gonna love it. 643 00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:32,470 - Robin, welcome. 644 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:34,470 - It's Bird now. 645 00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:35,540 - Bird? 646 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:38,280 (holistic music) 647 00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,020 Women, virgins, mothers, crones. 648 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,200 May we all welcome the beautiful Bird 649 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,210 who is having her very first period. 650 00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:12,450 (cheering and clapping) 651 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:14,620 (singing) 652 00:33:26,510 --> 00:33:28,910 - [Jenny] It's really sticky. 653 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:36,760 - This is really exciting moment in your life. 654 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,770 It's like having a telephone right into your body. 655 00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:41,040 (laughing) 656 00:33:42,610 --> 00:33:43,440 - You don't remember the story? 657 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,380 - What? 658 00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,020 - I told you on our second date. 659 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,020 So anyway... 660 00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:50,060 - So my friends would come over and we'd look at it 661 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,630 and we'd laugh and then when the stuff actually 662 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,760 started happening to us we didn't laugh so much anymore. 663 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,540 - Yeah. (laughing) 664 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,310 - Earth. 665 00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:01,150 Air. 666 00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:01,980 Fire. 667 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:02,820 Water. 668 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,120 We resonate with your tides. 669 00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:10,830 (tambourine shaking) 670 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,850 Oh Mother Moon, bless young Bird as she flies away. 671 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,260 Descending to the world of nonbeing. 672 00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:28,830 Jennifer, mother of this child. 673 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:34,040 What do you say on this, her passing? 674 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,320 - I can't believe I'm this old. 675 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,420 (crying) 676 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,470 (upbeat music) (singing) 677 00:34:47,470 --> 00:34:50,280 (laughing) 678 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,520 (drumming) 679 00:34:54,190 --> 00:34:56,160 My vagina is impressed. 680 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,430 (clapping) 681 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:01,900 Baby Bird! 682 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,270 Bird. 683 00:35:05,410 --> 00:35:08,680 I have to leave for work in an hour. 684 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,320 I'm not chasing after you. 685 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,660 I don't do that. 686 00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:15,230 (gentle music) 687 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,750 - That was so dope. 688 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,650 - Yeah that was tight man. - She was so pissed. 689 00:35:28,650 --> 00:35:29,660 - Not again. 690 00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:32,300 - [Richard] Dude come on, shut up. 691 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:34,300 - Just give me a minute okay? 692 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,500 - [Richard] Maybe we should just leave her alone this time. 693 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:37,740 - [Carlos] I just want to talk to her. 694 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:39,210 - Haven't you seen Carrie? 695 00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:41,080 Girl gets her period, all the other girls scream 696 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,550 plug it up, plug it up! 697 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:45,290 That chick burns down the whole school bro. 698 00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:46,620 The whole thing. 699 00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:50,600 - You should like get her a present or something 700 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,800 like a necklace or flowers. 701 00:35:54,510 --> 00:35:56,440 I dunno, girls like it. 702 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:00,480 - Let's go. 703 00:36:02,050 --> 00:36:04,560 (light music) 704 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,110 - Gum? 705 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,970 You look different today. 706 00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:27,410 Is it your birthday? 707 00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:30,850 - No, no my mom made me go to this party. 708 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,650 There were these people chanting 709 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,120 and I had to pretend like I was dead in a kiddie pool. 710 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,430 It was totally creepy. 711 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,600 - That's wild. 712 00:36:41,030 --> 00:36:42,940 You know with my sisters my parents just took them 713 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:44,210 out to dinner. 714 00:36:44,210 --> 00:36:46,180 - You have big sisters? 715 00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:47,650 - Mm hmm, yeah. 716 00:36:47,650 --> 00:36:48,480 Four. 717 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,990 I brought your book back the other day. 718 00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:56,330 - Thanks. 719 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,900 - I looked at some of the pictures as well. 720 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:01,940 You like to read those big books, huh? 721 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:03,980 - Do you like to read? 722 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,750 - I like comic books. 723 00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:10,420 Have three boxes this long. 724 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,900 My cousin wrote one that's actually pretty epic. 725 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,630 - Is that the same one that did the song? 726 00:37:15,630 --> 00:37:17,870 - No, that's another cousin. 727 00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:19,480 - How many cousins do you have? 728 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,310 - A lot. 729 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,490 - My mom tried to take me to pancakes. 730 00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:25,750 - And you didn't let her? 731 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,930 Who doesn't like pancakes? 732 00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:31,900 (clock chiming) 733 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,040 - I better get going. 734 00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:39,450 - Hey, what do they call you? 735 00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:41,690 Your people I mean. 736 00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:44,060 Your name's different in school. 737 00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:46,260 What do they call you? 738 00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:47,100 - Bird. 739 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,900 They call me Bird. 740 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,540 - See you around Bird. 741 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,030 - [Bird] So if I'm gonna bleed for one week 742 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:06,100 out of every month that's 25%, right? 743 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:07,540 - Right. 744 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:10,540 - I mean that's a quarter of my life bleeding. 745 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:12,880 What's the point of living a life like that? 746 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,720 - Well. 747 00:38:16,190 --> 00:38:20,000 There's having children, that's a beautiful thing. 748 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,670 - What's a beautiful thing, you? 749 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,640 Hi Baby Bird. - Hey. 750 00:38:27,710 --> 00:38:30,480 But you guys don't have any kids. 751 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,990 - We like other people's kids. 752 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,730 - Why? 753 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:36,560 - Meh. 754 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,000 - I'm never having kids. 755 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,710 I mean I already have my mom. 756 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,980 (knocking) 757 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,290 - You brought your guitar. 758 00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:58,470 - I'm working on a song. 759 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:01,380 (strumming guitar) 760 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:06,260 - Don't you wanna fool around? 761 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,860 ♪ Living back in Reseda ♪ 762 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:11,870 ♪ Where the men are all dreaming ♪ 763 00:39:11,870 --> 00:39:14,940 ♪ Chocolate affairs in the night ♪ 764 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:16,710 ♪ And their wives are all dancing ♪ 765 00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:18,250 ♪ Crying to TVs ♪ 766 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:22,020 ♪ And spending their money on time ♪ 767 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,460 ♪ The supper is late ♪ 768 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,490 ♪ 'Cause they can't find the plates ♪ 769 00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:28,930 ♪ Sauce is all dusty remorse ♪ 770 00:39:28,930 --> 00:39:30,640 ♪ And the pallor of papa ♪ 771 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,250 ♪ Sad like that hotel they stayed in when things ♪ 772 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,820 ♪ Were too coarse ♪ 773 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:38,850 ♪ And we crossed on a ranting ♪ 774 00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:40,660 ♪ While our eyes were still banting ♪ 775 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:43,930 ♪ She gave away all that she knew ♪ 776 00:39:43,930 --> 00:39:46,200 ♪ And I wanted to hold her ♪ 777 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,110 ♪ Nothing could have told her ♪ 778 00:39:48,110 --> 00:39:50,540 ♪ What I was going to do ♪ 779 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:52,250 ♪ What I'd do ♪ 780 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:55,650 ♪ The supper is late 'cause they can't find the plates ♪ 781 00:39:55,650 --> 00:39:59,460 ♪ The sauce is all dusty remorse ♪ 782 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,400 ♪ And the pallor of papa ♪ 783 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,240 ♪ Sad like that hotel they stayed in when things were ♪ 784 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,680 ♪ Too coarse ♪ 785 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,920 ♪ Things were too coarse ♪ 786 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,660 ♪ Oh ♪ 787 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,560 - Guess we could fool around. - Can we fool around now? 788 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,400 - Yeah. (laughing) 789 00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,270 (car alarm blaring) 790 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,610 - It's day four. 791 00:40:40,810 --> 00:40:44,520 Day four of this shit and it's still not over. 792 00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:52,170 I still have honey in my ear. 793 00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:03,560 ♪ Something's happening to me ♪ 794 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,570 ♪ I feel myself changing ♪ 795 00:41:10,370 --> 00:41:12,880 ♪ Facing ♪ 796 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:17,890 ♪ What I want what I want what I want what I want ♪ 797 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,290 ♪ I just stick around ♪ 798 00:41:20,290 --> 00:41:21,560 ♪ I wanna multiply ♪ 799 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,760 ♪ And the reason why I won't go stagnant ♪ 800 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,070 ♪ Shake from left to right ♪ 801 00:41:25,070 --> 00:41:26,440 ♪ Blowin' inside ♪ 802 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,440 ♪ To the beat you look to crush ♪ 803 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,650 ♪ So it's time to say goodbye ♪ 804 00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:35,450 ♪ I was never so anyway ♪ 805 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:38,430 ♪ Was a good try good try ♪ 806 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:39,430 - Yes. 807 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:40,760 ♪ But now I feel myself ♪ 808 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,130 Mm hmm. 809 00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:43,870 Okay, see you Monday. 810 00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:53,320 Can I help you sweetheart? 811 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,730 - Yeah, I wanna get my tubes tied. 812 00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:57,730 - Do you know what tube ties is? 813 00:41:57,730 --> 00:41:59,570 - Yeah, it can stop you from ever getting your period 814 00:41:59,570 --> 00:42:01,040 again, right? 815 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,780 - No sweetheart, that only stop you to getting pregnant. 816 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,150 - Wait are you sure? 817 00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:07,690 'Cause I thought it did both and I want both. 818 00:42:07,690 --> 00:42:09,190 - I'm pretty sure. 819 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:12,190 I only work on the front desk but I don't think so. 820 00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:16,140 Why don't I go and ask somebody to talk to you? 821 00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:30,700 (phone dialing) 822 00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:36,680 - [Mrs. Allen] Hello? 823 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:37,780 - Hey Mrs. Allen. 824 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:39,150 Is Amy there? 825 00:42:39,150 --> 00:42:40,380 - [Mrs. Allen] Who's calling? 826 00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:41,220 - It's me. 827 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:43,090 Robin. 828 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,090 Robin Styles. 829 00:42:46,090 --> 00:42:47,970 - Oh Robin, I'm sorry. 830 00:42:47,970 --> 00:42:49,900 She went to the movies with a bunch of friends. 831 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,670 You want me to have her call you? 832 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,480 - You know what no, that's okay. 833 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,810 Bye Mrs. Allen. 834 00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:57,420 - [Mrs. Allen] Bye! 835 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,310 (huffs) 836 00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:13,820 (screaming) 837 00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:15,550 - [Jenny] Oh come on. 838 00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:43,610 - Whoa, whoa. 839 00:43:43,610 --> 00:43:45,150 Hey. 840 00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:47,020 You alright buddy? 841 00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,750 Here you go. 842 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:49,590 You okay? 843 00:43:50,590 --> 00:43:51,630 - Thanks man. 844 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,860 - Yeah, no problem. 845 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:56,070 So hey, is that hard to do? 846 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,110 All that, you know, turning around 847 00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:01,040 and spinning the board and stuff? 848 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:01,880 - Um, no. 849 00:44:03,950 --> 00:44:08,090 No it's not too hard but not anyone can do it. 850 00:44:08,090 --> 00:44:09,960 But you know it's not too complicated. 851 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,040 - I make guitars and it's kind of the same thing. 852 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,180 So can you show me a couple moves? 853 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:17,510 - Not today man. 854 00:44:18,710 --> 00:44:19,950 - Why? 855 00:44:19,950 --> 00:44:21,490 - First you gotta put on some different shoes. 856 00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:22,690 - Oh right. 857 00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:23,520 Okay. 858 00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:27,730 - So you're a guitar player? 859 00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:29,340 What's your name? 860 00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,940 - Arlo. 861 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:33,410 And yeah, I am a guitar player. 862 00:44:33,410 --> 00:44:34,880 - Nice to meet you Arlo. 863 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,720 That's a cool name. 864 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,250 I'm Carlos. 865 00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:40,160 - Also a good name. 866 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,960 - So like we have the same exact name except 867 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,170 my name starts with a C and ends with an S. 868 00:44:47,170 --> 00:44:48,170 - That's right. 869 00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:49,380 Huh. 870 00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:51,280 That's cool, that's very cool. 871 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,910 So are you Bird's... 872 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,050 - Her mom's your lady? 873 00:44:57,690 --> 00:44:59,360 - Uh, my lady, yeah. 874 00:45:00,630 --> 00:45:03,340 Yeah well I'm working on it. 875 00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:07,010 Gotta go for these things in life, you know? 876 00:45:07,010 --> 00:45:09,620 You gotta go for 'em even if... 877 00:45:10,950 --> 00:45:14,060 So um, so show me something. 878 00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:14,890 - Alright. 879 00:45:19,940 --> 00:45:21,070 (laughs) 880 00:45:21,070 --> 00:45:22,170 It's called an alley oop. 881 00:45:22,170 --> 00:45:25,110 - That's an alley oop? - Yeah. 882 00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:26,550 - I like that. - Thanks. 883 00:45:26,550 --> 00:45:27,680 I made it up myself. 884 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,690 - You did? - Yeah. 885 00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:29,660 - You mind if I give it a go? 886 00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:30,490 Don't worry about the shoes. 887 00:45:30,490 --> 00:45:31,430 - Are you sure? 888 00:45:31,430 --> 00:45:33,300 - Don't worry about the shoes. 889 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,100 - Being a woman means having to put up 890 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:36,840 with a certain amount of shit. 891 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,310 And having your period is just one of them. 892 00:45:40,310 --> 00:45:42,580 - I refuse to believe that. 893 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,420 I want the pill. 894 00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:48,360 The ring, I want the patch, an IUD, and every single thing 895 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,330 that will stop this from happening to me again. 896 00:45:51,330 --> 00:45:54,240 (coughing) 897 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,210 - So I just did an alley oop. 898 00:45:56,210 --> 00:45:57,940 - She keeps rejecting every attempt I make 899 00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:01,080 to cheer her up like I'm the bad guy, like I'm the bad guy. 900 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,550 Am I the bad guy? 901 00:46:02,550 --> 00:46:04,220 - Jenny you know this isn't happening to you, right? 902 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:06,760 - Who the hell do you think it's happening to? 903 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,130 - It's happening to Bird. 904 00:46:08,130 --> 00:46:11,140 (muffled screaming) 905 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:16,250 (sighs) 906 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:19,450 - Arlo, can you do me a really big favor? 907 00:46:19,450 --> 00:46:22,290 Can you like take Baby Bird and go for a walk 908 00:46:22,290 --> 00:46:24,700 or have a nice talk with her? 909 00:46:26,170 --> 00:46:28,070 Anything to give me a break 910 00:46:28,070 --> 00:46:30,110 from my daughter's demonic possession? 911 00:46:30,110 --> 00:46:33,120 (muffled screaming) 912 00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:36,420 Please? 913 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:46,410 - Sure. 914 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:50,780 (knocking) 915 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:51,620 Hello? 916 00:46:53,990 --> 00:46:54,830 Hey. 917 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,400 Uh... 918 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,170 Is it cool to come in? 919 00:47:00,170 --> 00:47:02,940 (groaning) 920 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:04,950 I'll take that as a yes. 921 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:24,120 - She wants you to have a talk with me, doesn't she? 922 00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:28,430 - Yeah. - I'll take that as a yes. 923 00:47:28,430 --> 00:47:29,260 - Yes. 924 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,270 She might have mentioned something. 925 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:38,350 I enjoy talking to you so it wasn't a big ask. 926 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:54,640 I think it's pretty cool. 927 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,580 It's grown up, you know? 928 00:47:58,550 --> 00:48:02,690 Sometimes it's tricky but I think it's pretty cool. 929 00:48:02,690 --> 00:48:04,200 You're doing great. 930 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,770 - You think it's cool that blood is pouring out of me? 931 00:48:05,770 --> 00:48:06,600 - Oh. 932 00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:09,880 - That's strange. 933 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,450 - I mean not that specifically. 934 00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:13,680 That's cool too though. 935 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,750 - The hormones, the mood swings, 936 00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:16,190 you think that's all cool? 937 00:48:16,190 --> 00:48:17,420 - Love this bedspread. 938 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:18,760 - [Bird] Can we not talk about it? 939 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,030 Just pretend like we had a good talk 940 00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:24,240 and she won't know the difference? 941 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,710 - [Arlo] However you wanna play it. 942 00:48:27,710 --> 00:48:29,550 - Oh no. - What? 943 00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:31,320 - Those kids are gonna be here. 944 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,520 That girl Rachel I bet she's gonna be here. 945 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,960 Can we go now please, please? 946 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,200 - It'll be fine Bird, it'll be fine, don't worry. 947 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,870 - You can't promise that. - It'll be fine. 948 00:48:39,870 --> 00:48:42,010 - No one can promise that anymore. 949 00:48:42,010 --> 00:48:43,540 - What are you gonna do? 950 00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:47,380 You gonna avoid parks for the rest of my life? 951 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:06,860 - You know all the girls in my class are already like, 952 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,290 you know, active. 953 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,140 - You mean they got the painters in? 954 00:49:13,140 --> 00:49:15,840 They're riding the crimson wave? 955 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:20,020 - No, I mean like, you know, blow jobs and hand jobs 956 00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:23,890 and balls and tits, it's revolting. 957 00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:29,170 - Oh look, there's the food dude. 958 00:49:29,170 --> 00:49:31,240 You wanna get some fruit? 959 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,020 Uh okay. 960 00:49:38,690 --> 00:49:39,520 Okay. 961 00:49:40,390 --> 00:49:41,220 So hmm. 962 00:49:44,130 --> 00:49:46,370 Balls, really? - That's her. 963 00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:51,510 - Oh, that's okay. 964 00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:52,310 Hello. 965 00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:54,990 - What's up shark week? 966 00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:55,920 - Suck shit. 967 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,860 - Whoa, Bird! 968 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:58,590 - What did he just call you? 969 00:49:58,590 --> 00:49:59,830 Bird? 970 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,370 Are you like a little bird now, a little tiny 971 00:50:01,370 --> 00:50:02,770 bloody baby bird? 972 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,270 - I'm not a baby. 973 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:08,980 And I'll have you know, you know, this is my boyfriend. 974 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:11,720 We're just trying to have some quality time in the park 975 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,950 so do you mind? 976 00:50:15,190 --> 00:50:16,860 - He's your boyfriend? 977 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:21,040 - Yeah, so hon why don't I go grab some pineapple slices, 978 00:50:22,370 --> 00:50:24,780 just like you like 'em, little bit of chili, 979 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,980 little bit of lemon, okay? 980 00:50:28,290 --> 00:50:29,720 - What, no sugar? 981 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,280 - Okay. 982 00:50:44,050 --> 00:50:45,790 - Look you prissy little Valley bitch, 983 00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:47,860 you don't get to tell me to eat shit 984 00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:51,260 just because you're dating some ancient bearded weirdo. 985 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:53,070 - I didn't say eat shit. 986 00:50:53,070 --> 00:50:54,500 I said suck shit. 987 00:50:55,410 --> 00:50:59,580 (shouts) (punches) 988 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:04,760 (shouting) (hitting) 989 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,590 - [Rachel] You little ho bag! 990 00:51:05,590 --> 00:51:06,530 - Oh hey, hey. 991 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,570 - [Rachel] Hoochie little slut. 992 00:51:08,570 --> 00:51:10,800 - Whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey hey! 993 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,170 - [Rachel] Get off of me! 994 00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:13,540 - Here we go, here we go. 995 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:14,580 Ladies, enough. 996 00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:16,550 Hey. - Don't touch me! 997 00:51:16,550 --> 00:51:18,190 - Enough! 998 00:51:18,190 --> 00:51:21,090 - You just wait until next year when we're 999 00:51:21,090 --> 00:51:22,660 in junior high, bitch. 1000 00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:24,300 Your ass is mine. 1001 00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:26,230 - Okay, and we are out. 1002 00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:28,170 Come on sweetheart we mustn't be late 1003 00:51:28,170 --> 00:51:31,040 for our doubles tennis game. 1004 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,310 Here we go. 1005 00:51:32,310 --> 00:51:34,150 You are an angry girl. 1006 00:51:48,210 --> 00:51:49,810 - Oh hey guys. - Hey. 1007 00:51:49,810 --> 00:51:51,690 - Did you have a good talk? 1008 00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:54,890 - Uh yeah, yeah we had a good talk. 1009 00:51:54,890 --> 00:51:55,960 Right Bird? 1010 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:56,800 - Yeah. 1011 00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:59,330 - Good. 1012 00:51:59,330 --> 00:52:01,910 - Well I actually have to get out so. 1013 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,340 - What, no sugar? 1014 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,000 - Arlo? - Yeah. 1015 00:52:19,310 --> 00:52:20,310 - I'm sorry. 1016 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,080 I mean thank you that like... 1017 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,690 - No I get it, don't worry about that. 1018 00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:28,530 Just... 1019 00:52:31,930 --> 00:52:33,440 Work it out, okay? 1020 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,580 You'll wanna put some frozen peas on that. 1021 00:52:41,790 --> 00:52:44,120 - Hey man. - What's up buddy? 1022 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:50,000 - What happened to you? 1023 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,470 - Oh no. 1024 00:52:51,470 --> 00:52:52,840 You must be Bird. 1025 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,780 What happened? 1026 00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:58,720 - That girl Rachel punched me. 1027 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,490 - You get her back? 1028 00:53:00,490 --> 00:53:01,830 - A little. 1029 00:53:01,830 --> 00:53:03,060 - Good for you. 1030 00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:06,330 - All that girl likes to do is start fights. 1031 00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:10,540 She's been doing it since the second grade. 1032 00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:13,120 - Okay well I'll leave you two. 1033 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,780 And don't worry about Rachel, 1034 00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:17,060 you're way cooler than her. 1035 00:53:21,630 --> 00:53:22,800 - Are you okay? 1036 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:23,970 Do you need me to get someone? 1037 00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:25,570 - There isn't anyone. 1038 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:27,910 - Look, all of this stuff... 1039 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,790 It doesn't matter. - How can you say that? 1040 00:53:32,790 --> 00:53:35,130 I mean seriously, you're a guy. 1041 00:53:35,130 --> 00:53:37,530 Guys don't have to go through this stuff. 1042 00:53:37,530 --> 00:53:39,200 You don't even know. 1043 00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:41,670 - I've got sisters. 1044 00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:43,580 I know. 1045 00:53:45,550 --> 00:53:47,280 - [Jenny] Bird, Bird! 1046 00:53:48,490 --> 00:53:50,860 - Well I'm gonna go down the street 1047 00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:53,300 and practice my skateboarding. 1048 00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:55,100 So. 1049 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,110 You know you can come say hi to me. 1050 00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:02,980 Come say hi. 1051 00:54:07,790 --> 00:54:09,130 - Are you ready? 1052 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,430 Oh my god. - Don't. 1053 00:54:12,430 --> 00:54:14,740 Don't pretend like you're all worried about me now. 1054 00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:15,740 (scoffs) 1055 00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:17,780 You know I am so sick of you. 1056 00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:21,350 I'm sick of you, I'm sick of all of your creepy stuff 1057 00:54:21,350 --> 00:54:24,220 lying around here all the time 1058 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:28,170 and I am sick of looking at this stupid banana! 1059 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:30,900 (ripping) - No! 1060 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,810 - Did you know that boys know? 1061 00:54:33,810 --> 00:54:36,410 Like all about the blood. 1062 00:54:36,410 --> 00:54:38,450 - They don't always know about it. 1063 00:54:38,450 --> 00:54:39,750 - Boys know. 1064 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:42,460 Like they know all about it, they can tell. 1065 00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:43,830 Boys know. 1066 00:54:43,830 --> 00:54:45,200 - [Arlo] I think you have commitment issues. 1067 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,630 - Commitment issues? 1068 00:54:46,630 --> 00:54:48,340 Of course I have commitment issues, I have a kid. 1069 00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,610 And a job, and I am desperately trying to not destroy 1070 00:54:50,610 --> 00:54:52,410 my mother's house while she's living on a fricking 1071 00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:54,650 ashram in India for god sakes! 1072 00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:55,990 I am up to my ass in commitment. 1073 00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:57,060 - Okay Jenny. 1074 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,760 Do you want me to step up to the plate here or not? 1075 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,970 Because I can't go halfway. 1076 00:55:02,970 --> 00:55:05,870 - I'm having a really bad week. 1077 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:07,940 - You're having a bad week, really? 1078 00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:10,150 Well your kid's freaking out. 1079 00:55:10,150 --> 00:55:12,850 I, my day, yeah it started out okay, yeah, 1080 00:55:12,850 --> 00:55:15,630 then it went (mimics explosion). 1081 00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:18,300 I mean haven't you noticed anything different about me? 1082 00:55:18,300 --> 00:55:21,040 - You're in a really crappy mood. 1083 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:26,280 - I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. 1084 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,020 I mean I'm just, I'm trying to do the right thing. 1085 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,720 I'm always just trying to do the right thing. 1086 00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:31,890 - And I'm not? 1087 00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:39,440 - I think your break's over. 1088 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,510 (groans) 1089 00:55:47,790 --> 00:55:50,900 (matches clattering) 1090 00:55:59,450 --> 00:56:03,820 ♪ I been mistreated ♪ 1091 00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:08,830 ♪ I been abused ♪ 1092 00:56:09,470 --> 00:56:11,500 ♪ You got baby ♪ 1093 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,550 - [Man] Did you smash pumpkins? 1094 00:56:16,550 --> 00:56:18,950 (laughing) 1095 00:56:18,950 --> 00:56:20,890 - Of course, of course. 1096 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,910 - Why don't we get outta here? 1097 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:33,280 - Okay. 1098 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:37,090 I have to warn you though I have commitment issues. 1099 00:56:37,090 --> 00:56:38,420 So there's that. 1100 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:40,800 Okay. 1101 00:56:42,130 --> 00:56:42,970 Oh jeez. 1102 00:56:42,970 --> 00:56:44,200 (laughing) 1103 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,340 - Well maybe she's home. 1104 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:49,510 Maybe she's just already at the house. 1105 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:57,060 - Come on, let's go home, let's go to the house. 1106 00:56:58,730 --> 00:57:01,000 (vomiting) 1107 00:57:03,510 --> 00:57:05,110 - [Jenny] I can't do this. 1108 00:57:05,110 --> 00:57:06,350 - [Man] You'll feel better. 1109 00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:08,620 - [Jenny] No I mean I can't do you and me, 1110 00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:09,890 it's a mistake. 1111 00:57:10,790 --> 00:57:11,620 Okay. 1112 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,740 ♪ You're bad luck ♪ 1113 00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:23,850 ♪ Your my number one ♪ 1114 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:35,840 Lilli, hi! 1115 00:57:36,710 --> 00:57:37,980 - I got your text. 1116 00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:38,810 - [Jenny] Oh yeah? 1117 00:57:38,810 --> 00:57:39,650 - Yeah. 1118 00:57:39,650 --> 00:57:41,180 Two hours ago. 1119 00:57:41,180 --> 00:57:42,520 - Hey Baby Bird. 1120 00:57:43,990 --> 00:57:45,330 - Hey Mom. 1121 00:57:45,330 --> 00:57:47,160 - You know what? 1122 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,170 My apologies, I just remembered I got, 1123 00:57:49,170 --> 00:57:51,370 my cable guy's coming tomorrow so-- 1124 00:57:51,370 --> 00:57:52,210 - Just go. 1125 00:57:54,410 --> 00:57:55,450 - Yeah. 1126 00:57:55,450 --> 00:57:56,550 - Go. - Oh god! 1127 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:05,100 (vomiting) 1128 00:58:06,970 --> 00:58:09,640 - What the hell is wrong with you? 1129 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,510 - What the hell does it look like? 1130 00:58:12,510 --> 00:58:14,680 - I can't do this anymore. 1131 00:58:16,050 --> 00:58:19,030 - You know I have held your hair when you threw up 1132 00:58:19,030 --> 00:58:22,170 into a urinal after a Jaeger bender so don't 1133 00:58:22,170 --> 00:58:25,910 get all high and mighty on me, sister. 1134 00:58:25,910 --> 00:58:26,970 - Bird, are you okay? 1135 00:58:26,970 --> 00:58:28,110 - Yeah, I'm okay. 1136 00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:30,620 - You wanna come home with me? 1137 00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:33,250 You're being a dick. 1138 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:36,260 Take a shower and clean yourself up. 1139 00:58:38,430 --> 00:58:40,740 - [Bird] Who was that? 1140 00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:41,740 - Lilli. 1141 00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:43,270 - No, who was the guy? 1142 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:46,610 - Um, the guy was no one, he was Gabriel 1143 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:49,950 who bought me a drink. 1144 00:58:49,950 --> 00:58:52,160 - You were supposed to be picking me up! 1145 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,590 - I had a bad day. 1146 00:58:55,570 --> 00:58:57,470 Arlo and I had a fight. 1147 00:58:57,470 --> 00:58:58,500 - What about? 1148 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:01,310 - I am not telling you that. 1149 00:59:01,310 --> 00:59:02,480 You are a kid. 1150 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:08,860 There are things, things that grownups don't tell kids. 1151 00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:10,930 - You are not a grownup. 1152 00:59:10,930 --> 00:59:12,270 I'm the grownup! 1153 00:59:12,270 --> 00:59:14,270 All the time around here, okay? 1154 00:59:14,270 --> 00:59:16,210 I am the grownup. 1155 00:59:16,210 --> 00:59:19,310 - Okay, you can be the grownup, see if I care. 1156 00:59:19,310 --> 00:59:20,550 - Fine, I will! 1157 00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:23,150 (door slams) 1158 00:59:23,150 --> 00:59:23,990 Mommy! 1159 00:59:30,470 --> 00:59:31,800 - Oh god. 1160 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,640 - Mommy! 1161 00:59:36,310 --> 00:59:37,650 I want some pot. 1162 00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:40,360 - What? 1163 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,990 Oh. 1164 00:59:42,990 --> 00:59:44,230 - I wanna smoke some of your pot. 1165 00:59:44,230 --> 00:59:45,930 - Absolutely not. 1166 00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:47,300 - You say it's for cramps, right? 1167 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:49,440 So I definitely want some pot. 1168 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,740 - No. 1169 00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:52,450 Good god Baby Bird. 1170 00:59:52,450 --> 00:59:54,980 - Bird. 1171 00:59:54,980 --> 00:59:57,890 Could you be making this any harder on me? 1172 00:59:57,890 --> 01:00:01,430 Just like read or write in your secret little journal 1173 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:06,010 or whatever, just do something, I can't this morning. 1174 01:00:06,010 --> 01:00:07,310 - You're hungover. 1175 01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:08,410 - Yeah. 1176 01:00:08,410 --> 01:00:10,920 - [Bird] So that's gross. 1177 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,090 - Oh you're gross. 1178 01:00:13,090 --> 01:00:17,260 Don't wake me up again unless the house is on fire. 1179 01:00:38,670 --> 01:00:39,510 - God! 1180 01:01:35,550 --> 01:01:37,520 (coughing) 1181 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,730 ("To Sir With Love" by Lulu) 1182 01:01:40,730 --> 01:01:45,300 ♪ Those schoolgirl days ♪ 1183 01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:50,310 ♪ Of telling tales and biting nails are gone ♪ 1184 01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:59,970 ♪ But in my mind ♪ 1185 01:02:01,170 --> 01:02:05,010 ♪ I know they will still live on and on ♪ 1186 01:02:09,850 --> 01:02:13,160 ♪ But how do you thank someone ♪ 1187 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:18,170 ♪ Who has taken you from crayons to perfume ♪ 1188 01:02:19,210 --> 01:02:22,980 ♪ It isn't easy but I'll try ♪ 1189 01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,190 (frantic music) 1190 01:02:41,650 --> 01:02:43,520 (laughing) 1191 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,490 - Oh look what the little baby bird is buying. 1192 01:02:46,490 --> 01:02:47,760 Tampons. (laughing) 1193 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,200 Do you even know what to do with one of those? 1194 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,040 - Shut up. 1195 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:11,840 - Hey, kid, stop! 1196 01:03:13,650 --> 01:03:15,150 Joe stop that kid! 1197 01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:20,600 - [Officer] So who's the girl? 1198 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,600 - I'm sorry what? 1199 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,030 - Who's the girl? 1200 01:03:24,030 --> 01:03:25,200 - Oh the girl. 1201 01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:29,280 She was the one who hit me the other day. 1202 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,110 - Okay. 1203 01:03:31,450 --> 01:03:34,320 Why'd you steal a box of tampons? 1204 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,160 - Well the ones at my house are really weird 1205 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,400 and giant, purple, it's just really weird 1206 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,100 so I came here and we ran out of pads 1207 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,340 and I hate the pads, they just always crinkle 1208 01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:45,780 when you walk and you can feel them 1209 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,880 and then sometimes you can just end up bleeding 1210 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,220 like everywhere. 1211 01:03:52,430 --> 01:03:57,270 - Have you been drinking any or eat anything strange? 1212 01:03:57,270 --> 01:03:58,900 You been smoking? 1213 01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,840 Is there something you wanna tell me? 1214 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,850 It's okay, you can talk to me. 1215 01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:03,850 - What is going on? 1216 01:04:03,850 --> 01:04:05,480 My car was still at the diner. 1217 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,320 - Miss. 1218 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,390 - Styles. 1219 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:10,630 Jenny Styles. 1220 01:04:12,330 --> 01:04:13,600 - This is your daughter? 1221 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,400 - Yeah, Bird. 1222 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,080 Robin, her real name is Robin but we call... 1223 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,410 What's going on? 1224 01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,450 - Your daughter got caught stealing 1225 01:04:23,450 --> 01:04:25,190 this box of tampons. 1226 01:04:25,190 --> 01:04:26,530 - Bird, come on! 1227 01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:31,640 - I think she's been smoking marijuana also. 1228 01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:32,470 - Come on! 1229 01:04:34,380 --> 01:04:37,620 - Miss can I speak to you for a moment? 1230 01:04:38,780 --> 01:04:40,990 - Those are mine, oh my god those are mine. 1231 01:04:40,990 --> 01:04:41,820 - Ma'am. 1232 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:54,950 Now look the situation is usually pretty (mumbling). 1233 01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,790 What concerns me is the pot. 1234 01:04:58,790 --> 01:04:59,990 How old is she? 1235 01:04:59,990 --> 01:05:01,000 - 11. 1236 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:01,830 No, 12. 1237 01:05:03,130 --> 01:05:04,400 - You have sole custody of her? 1238 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,840 - Of course, she's my kid, of course I have 1239 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,910 sole custody of her. 1240 01:05:07,910 --> 01:05:08,910 - Okay. 1241 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:10,110 What happened today? 1242 01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:12,220 She got bullied. 1243 01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,990 She's been in a fight. 1244 01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:16,330 The girl was here and she needed money. 1245 01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:19,730 Now this is all something you should be handling. 1246 01:05:19,730 --> 01:05:21,570 She's 12 and you're... 1247 01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:23,570 - 30. 1248 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,320 - Get your act together. 1249 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,320 Keep the marijuana away from your kid. 1250 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:31,920 I'm assuming it's yours, right? 1251 01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:34,930 Keep the marijuana away from the kid 1252 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:37,500 and get this girl some tampons. 1253 01:05:44,180 --> 01:05:47,190 Take care of yourself, okay? 1254 01:05:47,190 --> 01:05:48,460 - You brought the cops down on us? 1255 01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:50,630 - No, I'm sorry. - Come on. 1256 01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,580 You know I am supposed to be at work right now? 1257 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:01,980 - [Arlo] What's going on? 1258 01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:03,950 - She was caught shoplifting these. 1259 01:06:03,950 --> 01:06:06,090 She got into my pot and went shoplifting high. 1260 01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:07,300 - Well that shouldn't be too hard. 1261 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,300 - Am I gonna go to jail? 1262 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:09,400 - No sweetheart. 1263 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,900 - What? 1264 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:12,770 - Getting into your pot. 1265 01:06:12,770 --> 01:06:14,280 - What's that supposed to mean? 1266 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,580 - Means it's always out, lying around. 1267 01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:18,050 She's a kid. 1268 01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:21,490 - Yeah, she's my kid so it's none of your business. 1269 01:06:21,490 --> 01:06:23,030 - Where were you last night? 1270 01:06:23,030 --> 01:06:24,730 - I was home. 1271 01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,270 What? 1272 01:06:26,270 --> 01:06:27,840 - After work I went by to talk to you some more 1273 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,180 and you had already left but you weren't here. 1274 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:33,410 And you haven't been answering my calls. 1275 01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:35,050 - He bought her a drink. 1276 01:06:35,050 --> 01:06:36,250 - Who bought her a drink? 1277 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,790 - Bird, nobody. 1278 01:06:37,790 --> 01:06:39,530 - Nobody bought you a drink. 1279 01:06:39,530 --> 01:06:41,830 - Nobody bought me a drink, I had a drink 1280 01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:43,470 and then I came home, big deal. 1281 01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:45,470 - How did you get home? 1282 01:06:45,470 --> 01:06:46,640 - [Bird] Gabriel. 1283 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,980 - Who's Gabriel? 1284 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,480 - [Bird] He bought her a drink. 1285 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,490 - Come on Jen, what is this? 1286 01:06:53,490 --> 01:06:55,490 - Go in the house Bird. 1287 01:06:55,490 --> 01:06:56,260 - [Bird] No. 1288 01:06:56,260 --> 01:06:57,090 - Bird! 1289 01:06:57,090 --> 01:06:57,930 Go in the house! 1290 01:06:57,930 --> 01:06:59,170 - Really Jenny? 1291 01:07:00,830 --> 01:07:01,670 Seriously? 1292 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,690 I love you. 1293 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,960 You know that. 1294 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,740 Bird, I love you too. 1295 01:07:26,050 --> 01:07:30,090 - So what, I get to be the bad guy with you too? 1296 01:07:30,090 --> 01:07:31,530 Great, just bail. 1297 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:35,370 Arlo. 1298 01:07:38,310 --> 01:07:41,180 Oh my god, you are ruining my life. 1299 01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:42,080 Ruining it! 1300 01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:45,420 I don't know what makes you think you can act like that 1301 01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:47,600 and it's not gonna cause problems for me. 1302 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,830 What were you thinking? 1303 01:07:48,830 --> 01:07:50,770 Narcing me out for having a drink? 1304 01:07:50,770 --> 01:07:52,000 - I like Arlo! 1305 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,010 He's nice to me. 1306 01:07:53,010 --> 01:07:54,140 - And I'm not? 1307 01:07:54,140 --> 01:07:56,150 I don't do nice things for you? 1308 01:07:56,150 --> 01:07:58,750 God you used to be such a nice kid! 1309 01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:01,720 - Yes I used to be such a nice kid! 1310 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,530 But now I can't even be a kid anymore. 1311 01:08:04,530 --> 01:08:06,470 And no, you're not nice to me. 1312 01:08:06,470 --> 01:08:09,740 You don't let me do what I wanna do. 1313 01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:11,680 - What do you wanna do? 1314 01:08:12,810 --> 01:08:15,880 - I wanna go grocery shopping with real money 1315 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:17,990 so I can just buy my own tampons instead of 1316 01:08:17,990 --> 01:08:20,090 having to steal it! 1317 01:08:20,090 --> 01:08:21,600 Okay? 1318 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,600 I want to have a mom who could pick me up for once! 1319 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,710 Just once, could you please pick me up for once? 1320 01:08:26,710 --> 01:08:30,550 I want to have friends again, I wanna go home! 1321 01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:35,190 I want a real mom. 1322 01:08:41,030 --> 01:08:42,610 I hate you so much. 1323 01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:46,580 I wish you never had me. 1324 01:08:56,770 --> 01:08:57,600 - Fine. 1325 01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:05,880 Get in the car. 1326 01:09:07,820 --> 01:09:09,660 - Where are we going? 1327 01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:12,560 (thunder rumbling) 1328 01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:25,020 - I'm giving her to you. 1329 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:26,390 Here, take her. 1330 01:09:26,390 --> 01:09:27,390 Do whatever you do with them. 1331 01:09:27,390 --> 01:09:28,400 Put her up for adoption. 1332 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,570 Whatever. 1333 01:09:29,570 --> 01:09:32,910 - I'm sorry, what's going on here? 1334 01:09:32,910 --> 01:09:34,910 - Safe baby drop off. 1335 01:09:34,910 --> 01:09:35,910 No questions asked. 1336 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:37,110 She's all yours. 1337 01:09:37,110 --> 01:09:40,650 - Yeah safe baby drop off, she's a kid. 1338 01:09:40,650 --> 01:09:41,690 - I know my rights. 1339 01:09:41,690 --> 01:09:42,930 I have until she's 18. 1340 01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:44,030 You have to take her. 1341 01:09:44,030 --> 01:09:45,030 - Is that right? 1342 01:09:45,030 --> 01:09:46,700 That can't be right. 1343 01:09:50,870 --> 01:09:52,440 - Have a nice life. 1344 01:09:54,180 --> 01:09:55,020 - Mom! 1345 01:09:58,490 --> 01:09:59,330 - Um... 1346 01:10:00,590 --> 01:10:02,260 Okay I'm not sure... 1347 01:10:03,630 --> 01:10:04,800 You know what? 1348 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,910 Let me get someone, okay? 1349 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:10,250 - She left me. 1350 01:10:11,350 --> 01:10:13,650 - I know kid, I know. 1351 01:10:13,650 --> 01:10:15,720 I'm just, I'm not sure... 1352 01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:19,470 - She left me. 1353 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:22,670 She left me. 1354 01:10:22,670 --> 01:10:26,480 - Can I get you a bottle of water or something? 1355 01:10:30,150 --> 01:10:30,990 - No. 1356 01:10:38,070 --> 01:10:39,240 - Here you go. 1357 01:10:42,610 --> 01:10:44,750 Okay kid, stay here. 1358 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,450 I'm gonna go get someone. 1359 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:47,690 Just stay here. 1360 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,850 (murmuring) 1361 01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:46,440 - I want to go to the Valley. 1362 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,310 I've got cash. 1363 01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:49,140 - Okay. 1364 01:12:03,310 --> 01:12:04,540 - Where is she? 1365 01:12:04,540 --> 01:12:05,710 - I just walked in here. 1366 01:12:05,710 --> 01:12:07,610 We were trying to figure out who to call. 1367 01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:09,350 - And you let her leave? 1368 01:12:09,350 --> 01:12:13,390 What is wrong with you, she's just a kid! 1369 01:12:13,390 --> 01:12:14,400 - [Arlo] Hello? 1370 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,030 - [Jenny] Arlo, she's gone. 1371 01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:17,100 Bird is gone. 1372 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:19,670 - What, where did she go, what happened? 1373 01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:20,770 Tell me. 1374 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:21,840 - I left her. 1375 01:12:22,710 --> 01:12:24,750 I left her at the fire station. 1376 01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:26,120 - The fire... 1377 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:27,690 Wait, was there a fire? 1378 01:12:27,690 --> 01:12:29,020 - No. 1379 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:30,330 Safe baby drop off. 1380 01:12:30,330 --> 01:12:31,800 - Safe baby. 1381 01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:34,100 - I was so angry at her, I didn't mean it, 1382 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:36,000 but I just dropped her off and then she left. 1383 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,340 God I'm a terrible person, I'm terrible. 1384 01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:44,050 Arlo? 1385 01:12:44,050 --> 01:12:46,330 I know that you are really mad at me and you have 1386 01:12:46,330 --> 01:12:47,860 every right to be. 1387 01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:49,970 I have been acting like a dick and I see that now 1388 01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:54,070 I just, I really need you to help me find Bird, please. 1389 01:13:02,890 --> 01:13:03,730 - Okay. 1390 01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:08,440 Where do you think she would go? 1391 01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:09,770 - Lilli's maybe? 1392 01:13:11,110 --> 01:13:12,340 Maybe she called her? 1393 01:13:12,340 --> 01:13:13,980 - She doesn't have a cell phone right? 1394 01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:15,420 - [Jenny] No. 1395 01:13:15,420 --> 01:13:17,750 - Does she have any money? 1396 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:18,590 - Yeah. 1397 01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:21,130 - Do you think she might have gone home? 1398 01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:23,900 - I don't know, she is really angry at me right now. 1399 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:27,670 - No I mean home home, like Reseda home. 1400 01:13:27,670 --> 01:13:29,380 - Why would she go... 1401 01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:32,620 Oh, maybe, maybe, yeah, she might have. 1402 01:13:37,090 --> 01:13:38,700 - Call Lilli and go home. 1403 01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:40,930 - No no no no no, Arlo I can't go home. 1404 01:13:40,930 --> 01:13:41,940 I have to look for her. 1405 01:13:41,940 --> 01:13:43,140 - Jenny. 1406 01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:46,150 If Bird comes home you need to be there. 1407 01:13:46,150 --> 01:13:49,180 You need to be there for her. 1408 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:51,190 You hear what I'm saying? 1409 01:13:51,190 --> 01:13:52,020 - Yes. 1410 01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:53,760 - Okay. 1411 01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:56,830 I'm gonna go to the Valley. 1412 01:13:59,370 --> 01:14:01,040 - [Taxi Driver] If you just told me an address. 1413 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,840 - I can find it. 1414 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:06,220 Okay I lived here for almost a whole year, okay? 1415 01:14:06,220 --> 01:14:07,590 I can find it. 1416 01:14:07,590 --> 01:14:10,130 - Bird, Bird, is she here? 1417 01:14:10,130 --> 01:14:13,300 (gentle twangy music) 1418 01:14:21,650 --> 01:14:25,060 - [Taxi Driver] Not a street name? 1419 01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:26,660 - I don't remember. 1420 01:14:28,030 --> 01:14:31,030 - [Taxi Driver] What about a number? 1421 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:37,010 - Um...I don't know, I think it started with a 12. 1422 01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:53,210 That's it, right over there. 1423 01:14:53,210 --> 01:14:54,680 - Are you sure? 1424 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:58,620 Looks like every other apartment house we've seen tonight. 1425 01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:00,030 - Yeah, I'm sure. 1426 01:15:34,290 --> 01:15:37,070 (doorbell rings) 1427 01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:40,370 - Yes? 1428 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:41,680 - Hi Mrs. Allen. 1429 01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,350 - Oh my gosh, Robin. 1430 01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:47,490 What are you wearing? 1431 01:15:47,490 --> 01:15:49,460 Is your mom... 1432 01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:50,730 - She's over... 1433 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,040 Can I come in? 1434 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,840 I really want to talk to Amy. 1435 01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,580 - I'm sorry, Amy's not here, she went to a little party 1436 01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:04,250 over at, uh, honey, what's that girl's name? 1437 01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:08,700 - [Man] Synthia, with an S. 1438 01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:11,200 - She's over at Synthia's. 1439 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,370 Do you know where that is? 1440 01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:26,030 - Jen. 1441 01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:28,870 Jen. - Please don't. 1442 01:16:29,870 --> 01:16:31,740 Not right now. 1443 01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:33,250 Just please don't. 1444 01:16:34,150 --> 01:16:35,320 - I see everything. 1445 01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:37,350 - I get it, okay? 1446 01:16:37,350 --> 01:16:39,590 I finally get it this time. 1447 01:16:40,530 --> 01:16:41,330 Just... 1448 01:16:42,830 --> 01:16:44,000 Not right now. 1449 01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:57,030 And thank you. 1450 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,270 (crying) 1451 01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:07,880 (upbeat pop music) 1452 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:11,120 (knocking) 1453 01:17:15,230 --> 01:17:16,060 - Yeah? 1454 01:17:17,030 --> 01:17:18,740 - Synthia it's me, Robin. 1455 01:17:18,740 --> 01:17:20,910 - Robin, what are you doing here? 1456 01:17:20,910 --> 01:17:22,640 - I need to talk to Amy. 1457 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,110 Can I talk to her? 1458 01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:25,580 - Yeah, but we're all like kind of in the middle 1459 01:17:25,580 --> 01:17:27,220 of something right now. 1460 01:17:27,220 --> 01:17:28,590 - What are you doing here? 1461 01:17:28,590 --> 01:17:29,860 - I need to talk to you. 1462 01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:33,270 Can I just talk to you for like a minute? 1463 01:17:34,230 --> 01:17:35,170 - Go ahead. 1464 01:17:39,950 --> 01:17:41,520 - It's a totally supervised party, 1465 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:42,980 I mean-- - Yeah. 1466 01:17:42,980 --> 01:17:43,890 - I just thought she'd rather be there than here. 1467 01:17:43,890 --> 01:17:44,890 - Sure, sure. 1468 01:17:44,890 --> 01:17:46,590 So can you give me the address? 1469 01:17:46,590 --> 01:17:47,830 - Yeah, it's-- 1470 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,560 - At her friend's house in the Valley 1471 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,730 so I'm gonna pick her up, I'm just 1472 01:17:50,730 --> 01:17:51,840 a couple blocks away. 1473 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:53,170 - What are you wearing? 1474 01:17:53,170 --> 01:17:55,410 You're like, you're a mess. 1475 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:00,090 - Um, I smoked pot. 1476 01:18:02,290 --> 01:18:05,460 I almost got arrested and I got really really pissed 1477 01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:07,570 at my mom so now Arlo's gone 1478 01:18:07,570 --> 01:18:11,010 and she dropped me off at a fire station. 1479 01:18:12,810 --> 01:18:16,550 And now everything's just really, really screwed up. 1480 01:18:16,550 --> 01:18:17,350 - Jeez. 1481 01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,930 I mean, that's too bad and stuff, but, um... 1482 01:18:24,730 --> 01:18:26,340 We're kind of in the middle of something. 1483 01:18:26,340 --> 01:18:27,570 - With Synthia? 1484 01:18:28,510 --> 01:18:30,350 With stuck up Synthia? 1485 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,850 Do you even remember how we used to laugh about her? 1486 01:18:34,850 --> 01:18:38,730 About how she was never, ever nice to us? 1487 01:18:38,730 --> 01:18:41,170 She treated us like we were invisible. 1488 01:18:41,170 --> 01:18:42,340 - Yeah well... 1489 01:18:44,210 --> 01:18:45,710 I dunno. 1490 01:18:45,710 --> 01:18:47,780 - What are you guys even doing in there? 1491 01:18:47,780 --> 01:18:49,820 - We're playing seven minutes in heaven. 1492 01:18:49,820 --> 01:18:53,530 You know, you get locked in with a guy for seven minutes. 1493 01:18:53,530 --> 01:18:54,360 It's okay. 1494 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,870 - I got my first period. 1495 01:18:57,870 --> 01:18:59,770 - Jeez Robin. 1496 01:18:59,770 --> 01:19:00,610 Grow up. 1497 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,280 That happened for me like months ago. 1498 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,690 - I only moved away from here like three months ago. 1499 01:19:06,690 --> 01:19:07,850 - Yeah well... 1500 01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:11,860 - It happened in front of everyone. 1501 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:19,680 Look, I've had a really, really bad week. 1502 01:19:24,290 --> 01:19:28,200 I guess I just wanted to come home and see you. 1503 01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:31,270 Guess I can't now right. 1504 01:19:31,270 --> 01:19:34,110 - Yo doll, there you are. 1505 01:19:34,110 --> 01:19:35,580 You had me worried girl. 1506 01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:37,580 Come on, no calls, no texts. 1507 01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:40,650 We were supposed to meet for cocktails like an hour ago. 1508 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:42,120 Arlo, Bird's boyfriend. 1509 01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:43,290 How you doing? 1510 01:19:45,730 --> 01:19:47,500 So what do you guys got going here? 1511 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:49,000 Little party? 1512 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,910 - So? 1513 01:19:52,610 --> 01:19:56,790 You don't wanna hang out at a lame Valley party, do you? 1514 01:19:58,890 --> 01:20:00,060 - Not anymore. 1515 01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:02,860 - So not your style. 1516 01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:03,700 Shall we? 1517 01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:08,110 Ladies. 1518 01:20:15,050 --> 01:20:17,230 You do what you had to do? 1519 01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:19,330 - I did. 1520 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:27,350 - Well kid, you know what they say about the Valley. 1521 01:20:27,350 --> 01:20:28,250 - No, what? 1522 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:32,920 - The Valley sucks. 1523 01:20:34,190 --> 01:20:36,200 You are an LA woman now. 1524 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:39,740 - Yeah. 1525 01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:43,710 Fuck the Valley. 1526 01:21:00,910 --> 01:21:01,850 - You okay? 1527 01:21:03,420 --> 01:21:04,590 - I went home. 1528 01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:08,930 (knocking) 1529 01:21:08,930 --> 01:21:10,470 - [Jenny] Can I come in? 1530 01:21:10,470 --> 01:21:11,300 - Yeah. 1531 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,710 Is Arlo mad at me? 1532 01:21:16,710 --> 01:21:18,380 - No. 1533 01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:20,120 - Is Arlo mad at you? 1534 01:21:21,690 --> 01:21:23,130 Are you mad at me? 1535 01:21:23,130 --> 01:21:25,560 - You must wanna kill me. 1536 01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,200 I would. 1537 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,800 - If there was a place I could drop you off 1538 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,670 I would've too. 1539 01:21:30,670 --> 01:21:32,140 - [Jenny] I can't believe I did that. 1540 01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:33,410 - You did that. 1541 01:21:37,220 --> 01:21:39,390 - [Jenny] That was a terrible thing to do. 1542 01:21:39,390 --> 01:21:40,560 - Yeah it was. 1543 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,530 - You are so smart, Bird. 1544 01:21:44,530 --> 01:21:46,340 So much smarter than me 1545 01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:50,510 and sometimes I just can't believe that you're my kid. 1546 01:21:53,690 --> 01:21:56,260 And then I go and I mess it up. 1547 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,400 I just love you so much. 1548 01:22:04,170 --> 01:22:07,610 And I know that I am a mess as a mom and... 1549 01:22:07,610 --> 01:22:09,650 - You can be a pretty cool mom. 1550 01:22:09,650 --> 01:22:11,750 - I really screwed this one up though. 1551 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:12,590 - Yeah. 1552 01:22:14,790 --> 01:22:17,130 - I'm getting better, right? 1553 01:22:17,130 --> 01:22:19,000 Calling you the right name. 1554 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:19,840 - Totally. 1555 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,680 - So. 1556 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:30,130 What was it like back in the Valley, what did you see? 1557 01:22:30,130 --> 01:22:30,960 - Um... 1558 01:22:34,230 --> 01:22:39,040 It was kind of like it wasn't really there anymore. 1559 01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,710 - Like it wasn't there, huh? 1560 01:22:40,710 --> 01:22:42,080 - I'm never going back. 1561 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:45,320 - You don't ever have to go back, Bird. 1562 01:22:48,060 --> 01:22:49,530 Do you need anything? 1563 01:22:49,530 --> 01:22:53,540 Like water, extra blanket, really big giant purple tampon? 1564 01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:56,680 (laughs) 1565 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,450 - No, I'm good. - Okay. 1566 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,490 - Hey Mom? - Yeah. 1567 01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:06,100 - How come you never apologize for anything? 1568 01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:11,270 - Um... 1569 01:23:15,780 --> 01:23:16,880 I don't know. 1570 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:19,090 Um... 1571 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:27,110 I guess 'cause if I don't apologize, 1572 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:33,820 then it can always be someone else's fault. 1573 01:23:35,690 --> 01:23:38,360 But I never wanted it to feel like it was yours, 1574 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:39,460 that's awful. 1575 01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:48,750 (phone vibrating) 1576 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:56,230 Um, Grandma messaged and said that they are singing 1577 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:03,210 a special bjang for you today at the 'shram. 1578 01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,880 - Really? - Mm hmm. 1579 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:07,120 - That's pretty cool. 1580 01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,720 But what's a bjang? 1581 01:24:09,820 --> 01:24:10,990 - It's a song. 1582 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:14,400 Special just for you. 1583 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,370 Which is pretty cool. 1584 01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:20,680 - Yeah. 1585 01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:26,820 - Good, good, good. 1586 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,330 Whoops. 1587 01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:33,770 I love you. 1588 01:24:33,770 --> 01:24:35,110 Awesome. 1589 01:24:35,110 --> 01:24:36,710 Okay. 1590 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:39,220 - I learned how to take a cab. 1591 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:50,770 (laughing) 1592 01:24:50,770 --> 01:24:51,610 - Wow. 1593 01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:30,920 Do we wanna talk about that? 1594 01:25:33,690 --> 01:25:34,530 - No. 1595 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:49,660 I love you. 1596 01:25:53,670 --> 01:25:54,500 - Really? 1597 01:25:55,770 --> 01:25:56,600 - Mm hmm. 1598 01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:01,580 - Well. 1599 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:06,120 I'm afraid that's not gonna cut it. 1600 01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:08,360 But you are getting warmer. 1601 01:26:20,690 --> 01:26:21,790 - I love you. 1602 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:30,970 - There we go. 1603 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,640 (gentle music) 1604 01:27:01,030 --> 01:27:03,200 (tapping) 1605 01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,780 (murmuring) 1606 01:27:12,050 --> 01:27:14,560 You literally have nothing in your refrigerator. 1607 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:17,000 - [Jenny] That's not true, there's like yogurt 1608 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,900 or something like that. 1609 01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:26,520 - Just gonna see what I make. 1610 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,050 Okay. 1611 01:27:28,050 --> 01:27:29,290 Oh my, really? 1612 01:27:29,290 --> 01:27:31,230 There's a french fry in here, in the yogurt. 1613 01:27:31,230 --> 01:27:32,330 - Gimme that. 1614 01:27:33,430 --> 01:27:34,270 Mm. 1615 01:27:35,270 --> 01:27:36,540 - Wow, really? 1616 01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:38,040 Okay. 1617 01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:39,610 I've never tried that. 1618 01:27:39,610 --> 01:27:40,980 It's not great. 1619 01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:42,050 - Okay, okay. 1620 01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:44,750 - Morning. 1621 01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:46,620 What are you guys doing up? 1622 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:49,960 - We are making the coffee this morning. 1623 01:27:51,230 --> 01:27:52,770 - Hey mom? - Mm hmm. 1624 01:27:54,940 --> 01:27:55,780 - [Arlo] What? 1625 01:27:55,780 --> 01:27:56,880 I wanna know. 1626 01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:04,560 Oh, yeah. 1627 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:07,600 Nice. 1628 01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:08,600 Good work. 1629 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:10,000 - Yeah. 1630 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,010 - Good work. 1631 01:28:27,540 --> 01:28:29,780 You, you got this. 1632 01:28:29,780 --> 01:28:33,020 - [Jenny] Oh I got this, I got this. 1633 01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:33,850 I think. 1634 01:28:41,530 --> 01:28:42,540 - Hey. - Hey. 1635 01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:45,910 - Um... 1636 01:28:45,910 --> 01:28:47,550 I just wanted to say thank you for stopping by 1637 01:28:47,550 --> 01:28:48,710 the other day. 1638 01:28:48,710 --> 01:28:49,720 - It's cool. 1639 01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:52,290 - Alright well I gotta go do something. 1640 01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:54,160 Have fun skateboarding. 1641 01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:02,310 You're getting better. 1642 01:29:02,310 --> 01:29:05,080 At skating, since we moved here. 1643 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:07,050 I've been watching you. 1644 01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:08,590 A lot better. 1645 01:29:08,590 --> 01:29:10,760 - You've been watching me? 1646 01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:13,100 - Yeah. (laughs) 1647 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:15,100 - You know when you first moved in the house 1648 01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,940 I thought you were pretty. 1649 01:29:17,940 --> 01:29:20,710 Now I think you're really pretty. 1650 01:29:27,730 --> 01:29:29,260 ("Can You Get To That" by Funkadelic) 1651 01:29:29,260 --> 01:29:30,100 What? 1652 01:29:54,580 --> 01:29:59,590 ♪ Well I once had a life or rather life had me ♪ 1653 01:30:01,030 --> 01:30:04,230 ♪ I was one among many, ♪ 1654 01:30:04,230 --> 01:30:07,440 ♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪ 1655 01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:10,710 ♪ Well I read an old quotation ♪ 1656 01:30:10,710 --> 01:30:14,420 ♪ In a book just yesterday ♪ 1657 01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:17,230 ♪ Said you're gonna reap just what you sow ♪ 1658 01:30:17,230 --> 01:30:20,670 ♪ The debts you make you have to pay ♪ 1659 01:30:20,670 --> 01:30:22,670 ♪ Can you get to that ♪ 1660 01:30:22,670 --> 01:30:25,780 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1661 01:30:25,780 --> 01:30:28,580 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1662 01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:32,460 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1663 01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:35,430 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1664 01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:38,370 ♪ Well I recollect with mixed emotions ♪ 1665 01:30:38,370 --> 01:30:41,840 ♪ All the good times we used to have ♪ 1666 01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:45,250 ♪ But you were making preparations for the coming separation ♪ 1667 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:48,750 ♪ And you blew everything we had ♪ 1668 01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:52,130 ♪ When you base your life on credit ♪ 1669 01:30:52,130 --> 01:30:55,000 ♪ And your lovin' days are done ♪ 1670 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,740 ♪ Checks you signed with a love and kiss'll later come back ♪ 1671 01:30:58,740 --> 01:31:01,550 ♪ Signed insufficient funds ♪ 1672 01:31:01,550 --> 01:31:03,650 ♪ Can you get to that ♪ 1673 01:31:03,650 --> 01:31:06,560 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1674 01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,860 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1675 01:31:09,860 --> 01:31:13,200 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1676 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:16,540 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1677 01:31:16,540 --> 01:31:20,020 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1678 01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:23,390 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1679 01:31:23,390 --> 01:31:26,800 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1680 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:29,370 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1681 01:31:29,370 --> 01:31:32,810 ♪ When you base your life on credit ♪ 1682 01:31:32,810 --> 01:31:36,050 ♪ And your lovin' days are done ♪ 1683 01:31:36,050 --> 01:31:39,820 ♪ Checks you signed with a love and kiss'll later come back ♪ 1684 01:31:39,820 --> 01:31:42,400 ♪ Signed insufficient funds ♪ 1685 01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,530 ♪ Can you get to that y'all ♪ 1686 01:31:44,530 --> 01:31:47,310 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1687 01:31:47,310 --> 01:31:50,680 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1688 01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:53,820 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1689 01:31:53,820 --> 01:31:57,330 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1690 01:31:57,330 --> 01:32:00,600 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪ 1691 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,570 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that ♪ 1692 01:32:03,570 --> 01:32:05,310 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 1693 01:32:05,310 --> 01:32:08,310 (mellow rock music)113489

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