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- Here lives Adam Duritz. - Oh! is the...

singer of Counting Crows. The one with the dreadlocks.

He is never here. Only the pockets that profit.

Is this house really yours?

Yes, that's right.

Who do you know here? - I.

It's the only thing you need to know. This is my home.

- So this house is yours? - Yes, fantastic eh?

- And you're a big fan of Counting Crows. - Yes, I'm the biggest one.

This house of yours ... is awesome.

Yes, my husband died and I left it.

- Where do you work? - I write scripts.

I am a music producer. I make hits babe.

I find it funny that you have so many family photos of Adam Duritz.

Like that one from high school.

I work mainly in short films.

Until now.

If you are rich, where is your Private Jet? - Have you seen a landing strip?

Who do you fuck? - Yes, we really should.

OKAY.

Do you want to see my airstrip?

Is this house really yours? - You mean this dumpster?

What are we going to do?

Go down to see the party, have a beer ... Or not.

Have you thought about what I told you? - On what?

Change place, Dave. - Or if. Of course.

It's that, the thing is: Here everything is very good.

Do not you think you abuse the Adam's generosity?

Adam knows what happens here. - Seriously?

It looks like a residence for students.

You know what my friends call this place? Verga City.

Fantastic! - It's not a compliment.

No, it is not good.

You would really like to change to a place of our own, ours?

Yes, really. But I think it's all a bit fast.

Quick? Do you know how long we've been together?

- Sure, easy, two years. - Is that a joke?

We have spent more than four years together. Four wonderful years

- Do not be so hard. I've been busy. - If terribly busy.

Probably tired of see your life collapse.

Oh yes, look, this is your life. Look how the floor, Dave.

I do not want to be a bitch, but ... Do not answer.

It's Adam. I have to answer. - Where are you going?

- He can not know about the party. - He knows exactly what happens.

No, not really.

Tell him we're not listening to his music, because it makes us cry.

Say hello from me.

- Aside. - How are you, friend?

- How are you, Dave? - Well, you know, another quiet day.

How are you?

We are in Washington. They play the Patriots and we came to see them.

How was the concert?

- David, I have great news for you. - You go back to Letterman?

No, it's something bigger. I am going to marry.

- What was that? - Nothing, we are very happy for you.

Thank you.

Her name is Yue Jie and I met her in last autumn in Hong Kong.

After the tour we will move to New York. - I understand, I think.

Look, the thing is: I have to sell the house.

- I have to sell the house. - Oh, really?

A runner will go in a day or two to price the house.

- Of course. It is your house - I do not need it immediately.

- You can go in, say, 30 days. - Well well. I think it's fine.

- I'm very happy for you and Yoko. - Yue Jie. His name is not Yoko, idiot.

- But thanks. - Everything is fine.

- Do you tell the others? - Of course.

Madeline ... Oh, God. Madeline, Madeline.

- Wait. Where are you going? - I can not stand it anymore, Dave.

You spend all day listening to records old, drugged. You are almost 35 years old.

- It is not... - And your teammates are losers.

You have not lived a true life. It's just been a long sleepover.

Eventually you will have to wake up

A sleepover is sleeping outside the house, You do not want to be the first to sleep.

Because people laugh and put your hand in warm water ...

draw penises on your face. Something bad for a wet beds.

- My parents got divorced... - C llate. I can not stand it.

Do not call me anymore.

Stupid door

Four years of my life ruined.

Good morning, Vic.

Do they have entertaining invitations?

The best is for children under 60. It seems little.

- I have Hugo Boss's. - Where?

- In Winston. - Boring.

- I have a PETA gala. - Tall and hairy girls are not for me.

- You'll put them on Dave's Gay list. - Good morning.

What do we have sweet for today? Pancakes?

Dave, I think this fits for you.

Gemma Hayes at the Hotel Caf ? He almost never does tours in the USA.

They will love it, it's great.

You know that every time you talk about your music, your penis gets smaller.

- What does Madeline say about that? - Nothing, apparently.

At least not anymore. She broke up with me yesterday.

How terrible.

- So sorry. - We really estimated it.

- Thanks guys - No problem, that's what we're for.

- It's enough, I think. - Do not take it bad, we're family.

- But we have worse problems now. - Ladies and gentlemen, cleaning.

Hi guys, how are you?

It seems they had a party.

You are a lot of animals kept.

I hope your balls fall out.

- He's so loving. - What a romantic language.

Oh, Adam called. Great news, he's getting married.

Where will she sleep? There is not much place.

In Adam's room, in New York.

- Adam has a house in New York? Cool. - I bet that in the Meatpacking sector.

- No, Lower East Side. - Not the best investment is in Chelsea.

They are crazy. Red Hook is the best place.

It does not matter where it is. He wants his old house.

- Do you have an old house in New York? - No, this is your old house.

Adam moves to New York and will sell this house.

- Yes, but we live here. - No, Adam lives here. We bolded here.

We have 30 days to go.

I'll call Adam and ask him if we really have to go.

- What the fuck was that? - I do not know.

Call it again.

Adam Hi, I'm Dave and the guys. - Hi, how are you?

We are calling to congratulate you for your commitment.

- Yes, man. - Well done.

Thank you, she is next to me now. Say hello to the boys

She keeps me trying new things. I would like to introduce them to you.

We could give you one awesome engagement party ...

when you come back to this house.

Thanks, good idea, but Did Dave tell you nothing about the move?

- I mentioned them briefly. - Sorry.

Will not you have problems finding something? - Do not.

No problem

As well. Thanks guys. We talk later.

I can not live again with my damn parents.

I have a question, who is Adam? and what do we care?

That was Adam. This house is yours.

- This house is not Ian's? - What the fuck is Ian?

I met a girl and I He said he could stay with Ian.

So is not Ian's house? - Do not.

Does it make you live here?

- Three years. - It does not seem strange to you you never saw an Ian?

I dont know. I thought one of you was Ian.

So original. Rock stars do not like it.

What famous people live in the neighborhood?

- I wait for you dear. - Yes, I got it.

- Sharon Stone, two houses away. - Do not you know what famous means?

- Howie Mandel ?. - Best.

- Seriously? - No. The next.

- Everyone is blindfolded, is not it? - Yes, I do not see anything.

Hello, is there anyone?

Oh God, I'm sorry. So sorry. Are you OK?

Good morning I'm Carolyn Roberts and this is my assistant Samantha.

I'm Adam's runner. I'm sure I mentioned that I came.

That's why they made sure show this house so clean.

Is there a seat without semen?

- Sit here, honey. - Miss Roberts.

I'm Charles Coltrane, Abridged train,

and this train has a station deep in Cougar Valley.

Gentlemen and whoever you are, Adam he wants to sell his house fast.

For that we will have to completely redecorate the place.

And it would be easier for everyone, if you are...

How do I say it? they are not.

But, Miss Roberts, Adam told us I would do it as soon as we left.

How about today afternoon?

I'm kidding

- The weekend is fine. - This week?

Miss Roberts ...

How much is a house worth? in the market?

I think 4.75 million is a good price.

So a deposit would be of $ 500,000 more costs.

You will not write me a check now, will you?

I thought so.

Samantha, we're leaving.

I would do it to that bitch.

You put the cock between rocks, even if There was a snake that bit you.

I would do it for a visa of residence.

- Did not you hear what he said? - The semen in the chair, it was Vic.

No, we must change for the weekend.

That's why the last letter of Paul It's so misunderstood ...

Maybe this is good.

Adam let us live here and instead to work ...

we only had parties.

Yes, I came to make a record, and I only achieved a sexual illness.

I wanted to make a Hip Hop version of the Nuremberg trials ...

and I just made an infomercial about penis enlargement.

It's over, I'll have my own lair with my own pizza oven.

And two saunas.

Yes, and my cinema will have 20 seats and a snack bar.

Yes, that house will be tremendous.

Take a loft with an oven for pizzas and a couple of saunas ?.

What kind of credit do you have?

I made two shorts, one was Slam Dance, the other one does not.

I did a tour and I had sex with Fantasia.

- What the hell are you talking about? - He is a filmmaker.

- He is a musician and a lover. - Go away.

- Go out. - and attended the production of Broken Arrow.

Newly polished wooden floors ...

stainless steel appliances, Refrigerator and two full bathrooms.

- Wow, we take it. - It's $ 3,100 per month.

The first and last month in advance, month and a half of guarantee and expenses.

This is $ 10,775.50 dollars and it's yours.

Well, it's just the amount what I had in mind.

Okay. I go to the ATM, sack the $ 10,000 and I go back.

Go to do that.

We are looking for someone full time, You will not pay rent, of course.

Great, I like it.

- Do you have experience as a girl? - No. Sorry, can I answer?

Hi Amy. You were right, your cock It's the stinkiest I've seen.

I went down and it was like opening the door of a cheese factory.

and I'm not talking about cream cheese, but of damn blue cheese.

I did not know what could be achieved here in the USA

Sure, too bad to know.

Curse Do you have fire?

I'd better hang up, Amy. I'm in an interview, goodbye.

I'm sorry, it was my mother.

Hi, I'm Dave, the one in Adam's house.

Are you Samantha?

- How are you? - Except for internal bleeding, fine.

So sorry. My insurance will cover all your medical expenses.

As soon as I have insurance.

- What can I do for you? - Since soon I will not have home.

I thought you could help me find an apartment to rent.

Do not lease, except mansions and for a short time.

- Like the one they live in. - Of course. It was a stupid idea.

I have been searching for so long a place ... It does not matter, thank you.

- No, I can help you. _ Thank you.

Speaking of rent, How much do you want to pay?

Around 750, 800. Maybe 825.

It's not much. What place do you think what can you find for 825?

Something simple. Two bedrooms, in an interior house.

No? So a bedroom? It would be ... stupid.

A plant with a folding bed?

No, we do not need a folding one. You will not be there.

A sofa is fine.

I have a friend who lives in a pilot apartment and he goes to Vancouver.

What good for her! Congratulations.

You are looking for someone who take care of your house.

If there's nothing, I can find it for you.

- It would be great. - You are welcome.

Thank you.

- See you later. Oh, this is not mine. - No, it's mine.

- Hi. How's everything? - Why are you happy ?. Do you already have a house?

No, not yet. And you?

No, no suitable place. Will you pass the clams please?

- Are they from Ipswich? - How did this come here?

- From "The Palm". - And they loaded everything on Adam?

What could we do? "Nobu" is closed on Mondays.

Can I ask you a question? Does this look like 750 grams? Seriously?

What is this? It is a violation to ancient writings.

Ok, getting another home is not possible. We are very, very fucked up.

It's not that bad. There is still hope.

We only need 300 to 400 thousand as initial deposit.

- You still owe me $ 2 for the Pinkberry. - That ice cream is better than crack.

We do not have money, but we have amount of something else, Intelligence.

We live free for seven years, in a mansion of 4.7 million.

- What? I paid $ 1,000 per month. - Then you're a fool.

But we ... can use our minds to get that money.

Trane, when you needed money for that demo, you got it.

Benny, when you needed money to the film for Slamdance, you got it.

Emma, ​​when you needed money to whiten your anus, you did it too.

We've done it before, we can do it.

No response after this beautiful and emotional speech?

Not even a hip, hip, hurray, or a truncheon.

Yes. This already looks better.

Platinum disc signed by Adam Duritz.

Works. I had a good idea and it works.

Mr. Medvy.

Mr. Medvy. How is this neighbor?

How is it? We live next

- Yes, the partiers. - Yes, that's us.

- We do not want to bother you ... - Well, then do not do it.

You and I recognize a bargain as soon as we see it.

What do you have?

A classic "Mark Harmon" 1927 Ghia, red apple sweet color.

"Mark Harmon", I think it would be very good with my Dodge '58 "Dakota Fanning".

I knew he was the type.

How much do you ask for that "Mark Harmon"?

- $ 300,000 dollars. - That's a robbery.

I suppose you have the title clean?

We call it a mobile vagina, but you can call it whatever you want.

Listen. I have something amazing for you.

- Who wants to pay more? - No, I do not want to pay anything.

Do you know why? Because that is a Karmann Ghia 1969 type 3, 1.6 lt.

Only 1200 were made and that once it was Steve McQueen's.

Why is this? Because I sold the car to Adam.

So, they went to the car and leave my property.

Ok, I'm sorry. That was rude of me.

Do you give me ten cents?

Hi Dave, I'm Samantha from Carolyn's office.

The pilot apartment did not work, but I found something for you.

- Super. - It's not so super.

But it's for your budget: Eagle Rock, Koreatown.

- Can I send you information by e-mail? - Insurance.

Oh ... we can have a cup of coffee, if it's easier for you.

Insurance. Where do we find ourselves?

All right. What do you think? "Coffe Bean" in Sunset?

No, a lot "Hollywood." Do you think "Big and Tall" in Beverly?

- At nine is fine? - Done. See you there.

Well done, Player.

I'm going to drink milk with chocolate.

- Sir Richard. - Is Adam?

Look, Adam helped me for a charity and I promised two tickets for the space.

Two tickets in Virgin Galactic. I would like you to make them arrive

Well, I'll make sure you have them.

Do not you have $ 100,000 to spend?

No, we are trying to colonize Mars, so I'm a little tight.

Yes I understand. I once had an ant colony.

- It was a money spender. - All right.

Make sure Adam receives them. They are really very special.

Of course. Good day, Sir Richard.

Two Virgin Galactic tickets to space in upper class

It starts to look like something.

- Do you remember Foley? - Of the New Kids in the Hall?

- It was just Kids in the Hall. - It is super fun.

He always came to our parties. Ah he met his wife.

I introduced them, So he is in debt to me.

Enjoy your lamp and do not forget his free DVD of "The Wrong Guy".

Hey Foley, do you remember me? Trane, Adam's friend.

- Adam Levine? - No, Duritz.

Yes, how could I forget you?

- Maybe you also remember Fritz. - How are you?

And this is Emma. - What can I do for you?

Is there something you want? ... That is a set, I do not sell it loose.

The people who come to these sales They are terrible. They always bargain.

And do not forget: For every purchase a free DVD of "The Wrong Guy".

I could not put it on Netflix, you know?

We have a problem with Adam. We need money.

- Why? - It's not to discuss it.

But $ 300,000 would be enough.

I would like to help them, but I'm completely broken.

I divorced my wife, I kept my accounts and took everything.

I have to leave here for the end of the week,

If I remembered who the present , I would kill him.

I would put my hands around of his neck and take away his life.

That's not important. Forget that bitch.

- It's already past. - And you did not win anything with Celebrity Poker?

No, it's a Tax Service trap. everyone in the show paid taxes.

- But that money was meant for charity - No, it's a kind of service to the stars.

And the DVD box for the children. Its price was about 200 dollars.

It was Canadian money. Looks good But you can not use it.

- That's bullshit. - Of course.

- Everything well in the house? - Yes, but Adam is selling it.

- Does Scott Wolf live there? - No, he has a new series.

Seriously? Scott Wolf has a series? What's good for him!

He plays a hobbit, a troll, or a puppet?

Good luck with your sales. We must return.

Is there a room available? The one with Scott?

I do not need a lot of space. Only for my Canadian Emmy Awards.

You can take them before you get to the court.

They are called the G minis. Very important in Canada.

Dammit.

What brings you here? Act, model?

- Good line. - Why are you pretty?

- I'm here for my boyfriend. - Do you have a boyfriend?

No longer. His band signed a contract and he went on tour.

And I had a relationship with Denise Richards. - What a lucky guy.

What an idiot! Really. I would never do that.

Then you have renounced the musicians forever.

All right. Good decision.

What makes all of them together in that house?

- Adam always had a weakness for ... - Losers, abusers, bitches?

- Sure, if you want to put it like that. - How do you fit with that kind of people?

It is difficult to explain.

I came here when my band disbanded. Adam was a fan of us.

He thought that if I was in Los Angeles I could make a plaque alone.

- A plate? How many years do you have? - Not so old.

- How many years do you have? - Fifteen.

Is this to catch a pedophile? The account please?

What happened to that plate?

I have not been inspired to write.

- For a while? - I've written for a series for children.

Cool Anything you heard?

- You know 'Kicking in a Cool Kid' from ... - Hannah Montana?

I have a niece and listen to that song every five seconds on Radio Disney.

Dave, that's a good song.

That's something.

If you knock me down, it will get stronger of what you can imagine, Vader.

Hi. How are they?

Defeated.

- And you? - No good.

I could tell what Dave Foley does in the sof ?

Guys, come fast!

Come here, now.

It is incredible. Also $ 3,500 for the astronaut.

This is not good

That thing was in the toilet with a condom on the head.

- What is the total? - Look. $ 110,000.

- Devils. - Do not you think it's a robbery?

- Why do you always see the negative? - Benny you did well after all.

But we still need $ 375,000.

This is not the best. I received an email.

I swear, it was like a miracle. A sign from God.

A multi-millionaire from Nigeria with my same name ...

He died in an accident and He has no heirs. A tragedy, huh?

But your lawyer, or what we understand by "lawyer" ...

He tells me he could have all his money. It's about $ 7 million or something like that.

I just had to send money to costs and other things.

- How much? - That's the sign of God.

Exactly $ 110,000.

I gave him my PayPal code.

Friends, Now we can buy this house.

Well, what? ... You will see.

This is going to be incredible.

I did not feel good when I did it.

It seemed too good but I was so excited.

Dave Foley, are you here? Dave Foley?

- Yes, I'm here. - I'm Emma.

- I come to welcome you. - What good. I have something for you.

- A DVD of "The Wrong Guy". - I already have three of them.

- All right. When you want one ... - Yes, where to come.

If you want, let's go to my living room. It is more comfortable.

I have not unpacked everything, but I am in that.

How many people live here?

At this time We live about six.

And from time to time we have guests.

- Are you from Canada? - Yes, I was born in Canada.

- But now I'm an American citizen. - Seriously?

- I like your style, Dave Foley. - Thank you. Health!

- It has potential. - You can brag easily.

- Hello, what are you doing here? - I never miss Gemma.

How did you meet her?

I do not know if you've noticed, but I'm the alternative type.

I have noticed it. Do you want a beer?

- Right ... I go and I go back. - Wait here.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Gemma Hayes.

- Do you think it's not more music for you? - Dave, you write for Hannah Montana.

What's up?

No, we're in the shit. We have to move.

They can not take it so badly.

- S ? Do we take it wrong? - Yes. You must see it differently

If you can not buy this house, make sure it is never sold.

Do you understand?

Good idea. He has no manners but good ideas.

- It's a great investment ... - There's the white shit.

Hello, black? Bomb.

It is the ideal house for a young family with all this space.

Both inside and outside. Lots of space for the little ones.

- Are they going to buy the house? - Yes, we're thinking about it.

It would really be great that a young family come to live here.

That's really kind of you.

- This house has good vibes. - Lost?

Do not remember the massacre a few years ago?

Those sweet children ...

It took weeks find the bodies.

I think they were twins They were killed at that point.

No, wait ...

It was right there.

Wow, what a nice baby.

The circle of life, eh. Enjoy the house.

The immigration department? I want to report some illegals.

You know, immigrants. Well, it's really just one.

Oh God, no. It is worse. It is English.

- Hello. What can I do for you? - Agent Cruz, immigration service.

- Live a Miss Emma Greenwood here? - Who?

Oh, Emma ... She is dead.

Miss Greenwood, they reported us that you are here illegally.

He has the documents that give him right to live in this country?

Illegal? I come from England. There is nothing illegal.

Miss, you live in the country without permission, five years ago.

Is committed to a American fan of Kelly Clarkson.

I'm Dave Foley. US citizen / Celestiality.

Yes, that Dave Foley. And this is the woman I love.

Yes, of course. We are getting married.

Likewise, you must apply for a temporary visa.

In the meantime keep yourself Far from problems.

- You do not have to marry me, if you do not want to. - If I would like it.

Of course. How will it work? with someone younger and hotter?

Good point. Very cruel, but however, true.

- I'm starving. - M rame. I'm losing weight

Hello, my favorite clients. What will you ask Emma?

The sausages with mashed potatoes and a glass of Newcastle.

Adam's account was totally paid.

All right. I'm starving. Can you hurry with the order?

The account has been paid and canceled. So ...

Carolyn did it. Cancel all Adam's accounts.

Even the delivery guys? How will you pay then?

Damn bitch. She does not know who she is dealing with.

- How is everything going? Is this your house? - Something like that.

I'm from Ram Vara Entertainment. I would like to make a film in this place.

Wow What movie?

Pirates of the Ass of the Caribbean II In the back of the World.

- What about $ 15,000? - That sounds good, my friend.

So you know. We do unpleasant things.

Anal trains, Skippy balls ... - Sex between lesbians.

Women over 40, immigrants, Maybe drowning ...

Hot fuck ... But it's great.

- Where do you have to sign? - Surprise me.

After this movie we will do "Three men and one baby."

We could also do two with a baby.

Just kidding. I just got out of jail. I have to stay away from the children.

- But, good. - It's fine, then.

He seems like a good guy. Do you want to do it?

Now? Are you busy? Well, we'll do it later.

- We'll have a good time. - Ok, we'll talk later.

Everything will be filmed here kind of dirty sex movies.

The only thing we need is pay $ 15,000.

No, Benny, they'll pay us.

- Are you okay? - Dude, do not get weird.

This will be crazy.

I have seen your work.

Take care of your back

What are you looking for?

The boy wears a sweater High collar.

Your punishment will be the board, Siren.

I prefer your plan, Capy Clam Beard.

Oh, whore, You will be punished with a bone.

- I heard that this ship has hot sailors. - The dialogue is not wrong.

You will have sailors after that you fill with Jolly Roger.

After you fill up Jolly Roger ...

Cut, people. Where is Jolly Roger?

What ass have to nail again? Your?

- Mine? I am the director. - His?

The sound technician?

Nice to help you, Mr. Roger. I find it very sexy.

Put yourself on paper, Jolly. Come on, you're a pirate.

Okay.

- What the ass was going to nail? - Very well. I want a hard cock.

- Recording - Yes.

On your marks.

The actor is slow like a woolly mammoth.

- In fact mammoths had small penises. - Seriously? But they were shaggy ...

- Those if they were days.

- Action. - You will walk through the board, Sirena.

I prefer to walk through your plank, Capy Clam Beard.

All hands in the cock.

We will never sell the house of Duritz while that scum lives there.

- Should we call Adam? - No, that's a sign of weakness.

We only call a customer when the house is sold.

Maybe if we help those Perverts to find where to live.

You should go to the house and invite them to lunch.

- That would be very nice of you. - It's that, or ...

accuse them of rape and send them to jail.

I know Too much paperwork.

They are all ready for the rehearsal of the ejaculation?

- We started with the yellow plate. - Then Helsinski's helicopter.

- Then the plate of poop. - Can I choose?

If it were me, I would like to do the Pittsburgh hammer.

While there is an ejaculation It's fine for me

Scotty, it's not necessary microphone during the test.

I'm such an idiot. So idiotic. So idiot

Where is the rest? Where is the sea witch?

- Stupid, go find the sea witch. - Marine witch. Marine witch

- He's an idiot. - Outside the robes, this is not the Disney Channel.

Let's start to fuck.

Hi Dave, I'm Yue Jie, Adam's girlfriend.

- You received my message? - Message? I do not know anything. What's up?

On the way to New York, my parents They asked for a stop in Los Angeles.

It seemed a good idea to Adam stay with you in the house.

- When are you coming? - I do not know. Oh, we're here!

- Let's go deep, guys. - Super. See you.

- Harder Jolly Roger. - Hey everyone, you must go now.

- We're recording sound here. - This scene is really necessary.

Hi, I'm Sam. Are they going to visit the house?

No, I'm Yue Jie, Adam's girlfriend.

Despi rtenme when start the shit.

My pharmacist with more enthusiasm. Let's go.

I think I could do this movie?

Oh, Dave will like it meet.

Finally, the witch of the sea arrived. It scares me.

Locker room. Quick. No calzones. Now!

Clam beard, let's continue from, I call this the diver.

- Action. - I call this the diver.

Bunch of idiots. How is it Did they use the house for a porn?

They know how bad they were Parents Yue Jie?

Adam, I swear it was not a porn. Art stica, definitely.

Erotic maybe, ready to Cinemax at night, yes.

But it was definitely not porn. I swear.

I try to be selected for Sundance.

Benny, you're doing a short on naked pirates fucking?

- Have you been to Sundance lately? - Please, tell me more.

It's about a man on a sexual journey.

And he's making his way ...

through a mad World ...

with the excesses of lack of morality in the world.

I would dare to call it an allegory, but it indicates too much.

It's a kind of Whit Stillman he knows Diaries of red shoes.

But with Pirates.

That sounds really good. I think.

I'm sorry guys I am under considerable pressure.

The commitment, new concerts and now I'm with his parents.

It was all very bad. I have to go. I must touch.

No problem.

- Good luck with your movie. Send me a copy. - Insurance.

- That was close. - Good rescue, Benny.

Is not this more pleasant? I'm happy to start again.

Please try the strawberries.

A little about mature, but I like them like that.

Charming. Let's go back to business, do you think?

As I see it, gentlemen, and the lovely lady ...

- They need help finding a house and ... - Miss Roberts.

- Carolyn, please. - Okay. Carolyn

It happens that we do not have much money, or a reference for credit ...

Or self-esteem Yes, I am aware of that.

Sam and I have made a list of alternatives of life for you.

Sounds good.

- The best exotic environments. - Er ticos?

- Exactly how Pasadena? - A little more to the east.

I have found a place to you who is not only gr tis ...

but they will also be paid to go. And they will do a service to their country.

- The army? Do you want to send us to Iraq? - Not necessarily, maybe Ir n.

- Or maybe North Korea. - This does not work. Let's move on.

Why the hurry? This was only the first option.

Capuchins for everyone?

- What's this shit? - Oh, my God.

- That bitch cheated on us. - What will we do now?

I thought they were going to make a castle inflatable and I was going to bring my kids.

- Do you have children? - Three.

- I love children. - It is not true.

- True. - I'm not interested, but I hate condoms.

Why? Why?

Gross. What have we done to her?

I do not know, but we need money and fast.

- And if we give a party. - Is this the time for it?

I mean a huge one, but we will charge entrance. Ten dollars

It's not a bad idea. As usual 500 people arrive, right?

- At ten dollars per person ... - It's $ 5,000, but it's not enough.

- We need a sick amount of money. - Twenty dollars then.

And if we do not charge entrance fees and ask for donations. They are tax deductible.

I do not know if people will be willing to donate to lazy people like you.

Then we say which is for a charity.

Something serious, like a disease. For example, cell disease.

- It's not for blacks. - What a racist.

Would you pay for extra insurance?

- Muscular dystrophy then? - Will the ramps for wheelchairs?

Burrows disease.

It is a disease that occurs through holes. The hole that is.

On the walls, on the floor, or in a soft sofa next to the road.

- You have to penetrate them! - Let's go. No one has it

It's more common than you think.

- And errectile dysfunction? - Yes, sure there are girls with that.

AIDS.

You can not say it seriously.

Dogs with AIDS.

- Puppies with AIDS. - That's. We will do that.

That's a good idea. That wins.

- Will we ask Dave for approval? - No, he's been very busy.

Let's just do it.

Sorry

Thank you. Yes, it's for the puppies.

Thanks again. I appreciate it a lot.

- Do you give me a copy of the DVD? - Of course. Please, enjoy it.

No V.I.H for P.E.R.R.O.

A dog can lick its balls, but he prefers to smell other tails

Because AIDS is transmitted by biting, condoms we should be distributing

no AIDS tests for pets, if a dog has it, another gets it

for the poor puppies drugs we should have

For Beagles, Retrievers Pitbulls and Pugs

I can not believe they have organized all this.

Putting our difficulties aside and organize this for the puppies.

It's incredible. I do not have words

I am proud to live with you. Greet me, but I love you guys ...

Hi. Tony Mara of Colosal Records. This tent is crazy.

It's great what they do for the puppies.

- If we do not ... - They are our future.

- I love the animals. - Give me just one second.

- So you received the CD? - I got it.

In fact, I wanted to send a recording ...

Tell me you do not always bring naked pirates to have sex in the house.

No, we do not.

- Nice tent. - Thank you. Your boss is a treasure.

She is no longer my boss.

I resigned as soon as I knew what he had done.

- I'm not an executive assistant anymore. - Another shattered childhood dream.

Do you want something to drink?

Go Go. No V.I.H. Come on, ladies.

For the P.E.R.R.O. Listen to me.

We need the money. Let's go.

Friends, we have a lot of money in checks.

- Seriously? - Yes, we received a large amount.

Shit. This will not believe me. They have stolen the vase with the cash.

- What? - It's crazy.

Who would be able to steal money for canine AIDS?

Well, the money was not really for charity, but for us.

- David knew that. - What do they talk about?

You did not think we'd give him everything That money to some sick dogs?

Your lack of judgment is surprising.

Wait a minute.

- They will not believe how much we have. - How much?

Nearly $ 500,000.

We are saved. Yes, really.

Wait a moment. Have you seen the checks?

$ 25,000 for Dogs with AIDS Foundation. $ 3,000 for West Hollywood Dog Rescue.

- $ 850 for a sex shop? - That's mine, it does not belong there.

Most of the checks are for different charities.

- Shit. - You do not see the real situation.

We have a lot of money to puppies with AIDS. Are not you proud?

- No, I do not give a shit. - No, not even a little.

Do you know what we are going to do? We're going to burn this fucking house.

- Up to the ground, like in 1969. - Qu mala.

- Exactly. - Offer him fire.

That is my lighter.

- Yes, yes. And then? - And then what?

They are going to burn the house of your friend, right?

Yes, we should avoid let her sell it

They're going to fuck Carolyn, great, well done.

But they will also fuck their Friend, Adam.

Who allowed them to live and have parties for seven years. Free!

Dave Foley depresses me.

- I'm so embarrassed. - That's appropriate.

He is right. Carolyn does not matter. But we can not screw Adam.

Well, how do we fix it?

We are going to do the right thing. We will fix this house.

We will clean it, paint it, refresh it and we will help Carolyn sell it.

- We owe it to Adam. - Where will we live?

For the first time we will think of another person. If we do the right thing, everything will be fine.

We are going to work.

- Maybe we should have a coffee before. - Exactly.

We will split dividing into quadrants for maximum efficiency.

Emma and David will take quadrant 1; Trane, quadrant 2 and you ...

take quadrant 3, Vic and Benny they will make the transporter room.

Any question?

Yes. It is important that this is not the plan of this house?

- It's from the Enterprise ship. - I do not have anything else, Dave.

More questions? Let's do it then.

That was ... No, it was not my intention.

Cigarette.

Super.

It's a little messy. So you see the house you want, not the one it is.

- Right. Like husbands.

Exactly.

Wow, it looks fantastic.

Always under expectations.

I want to see the rest.

You have to admit, we did it in an incredible time.

Yes, and you know? As much as I extra e this house and I will do it without a doubt ...

I am going to extract them from you much more. Even you, Benny.

- I love you too, Trane. - I have not said anything about "love".

I love you, Benny. I love all of you guys.

Especially my new favorite Canadian American Come here.

- Look for a room. - And leave us alone.

I'm proud of you. They joined money for charity and repaired the house.

They really have done the right thing.

- Yes, but now we are homeless. - Not having a home is a mental state.

No, it's literally not have a home.

Miss Richards, These are the future ex-tenants.

Hi guys. They have a very nice house here.

We try to keep it clean.

If you need a tenant we are at your disposal.

- Do you want to make an offer? - Ask immediately for the sale price.

How fast can you put the process underway?

I'm going to look for the papers, We will solve it immediately.

Al , if it's here. Benny is for you.

Have you asked for anything from Nayala? There's someone at the door.

No man. Or maybe I did.

I'm going to see. The ringer.

- Hello, - I'm looking for Mr. Benedict Visvickies.

- It's me. - I'm very glad to hear that.

- And grateful to be able to do this. - Good man,. Well, I suppose.

I'm sorry, but I know him?

Mr. Benedict Visvickies, I'm Mr. Abaeze, the lawyer.

I wrote you online ...

Okay. You wrong my profile. I only like women.

And transgñero.

No, no, I wrote him about the tragedy death of Mr. Visvickies in Nigeria.

I have your share of the inheritance. As promised.

Thanks for the funds that they made this operation possible.

My company is eternally grateful for your trust and generosity ...

and for doing the right thing.

- Are you taking my fucking hair? - I'm not taking your fucking hair.

- We can buy this house. - Was not Denise going to do that?

- Can you call Adam now? - Yes. Why?

- Call him. - Signature ah .

- They arrived in time for the signature. - No Carolyn, you missed the signature.

- What are you talking about? - Sold the house.

To these guys. They offered me five million.

I told them that it was only 4.7 but they insisted.

- I'm sorry D. it was for sentimental value. - That's fine. I see.

Five million? Wait a minute, This is my account, my sales ...

- This is my commission. - It's a shame Carolyn.

I spoke with Adam and you're fired. Sam is our runner now.

It is outrageous.

- They will sue. - It will be better than not.

Let me introduce you to my lawyer. And my bodyguards

Bodyguard ...

And would you be so kind? to leave my house right now?

The extra ar .

My God, Verga City is ours.

We are going to have a party

Let's take good guys. I do not want my new house made shit.

We have a thematic room white wine and vanilla ice cream.

Thank you. See you later.

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