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I'm raising five kids and I didn't miss
last week. What's your excuse?
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Shut the fuck up!
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- I need you to get a will notarized.
- A will?
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- Aunt Ginger's.
- Will's no good without a death certificate.
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Gonna need a body too.
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- A real live body?
- Not live.
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Here to file a will, please.
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Ginger Gallagher, second one today.
Supersedes yours.
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Who the hell filed it?
Cousin Patrick.
10
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- You out of your mind?
- You out of your mind?
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Kev's gonna lie down with you
for procreation.
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- Okay, let's get this going.
- Ha-ha-ha!
13
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Shh! Knock it off, Mama!
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How many more times
we gonna have to do this?
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Till we complete
the mission.
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- You look like you could use some help.
- You can go home.
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Have her stick around.
I gotta hit the Alibi in 10 minutes.
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- I'm good to stay.
- Please, just go...
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...home to your own house for once.
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Mind if I make one of these out to cash?
Some walking around money.
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Joint bank account is for integration only.
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Have a heart, I'm tapped.
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- Mom.
- Aah!
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Where is he, my baby?
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He's where he belongs for now
and you're back where you belong.
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Now, if I allow you to retain
your parental rights...
27
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...would you consent to your daughter
becoming guardian?
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- Works for me.
- Would you agree to be the guardian...
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- ...of these children?
- Yes, I do.
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Thank you all for coming out in honor
of Aunt Ginger. Uh, GG, as I called her.
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When the guy at the funeral place
handed me her ashes...
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...I thought,
"What the hell do I do with these?
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Put them in a vase on my mantle,
or scatter them in the park or the lake?"
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Then I thought,
"No, I know where she was happiest."
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On this corner. Her corner.
Where she turned tricks in her 20s and 30s.
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- And 60s!
- She did magic tricks?
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No, son, "turning tricks" is
a euphemism for prostitution.
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In her day, your great aunt
was a legendary pole smoker.
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Could unlock her jaw
like a Burmese python.
40
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We are at her funeral.
41
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Some think Gallaghers don't have
a work ethic.
42
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But Ginger worked this corner rain, sleet,
snow.
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Her old knees hitting that hard pavement,
again and again.
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Bertie Giddelman's the only one
that's outlasted her.
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Look, you all knew Ginger,
so I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
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She was a mean, old bitch. But even
a mean, old bitch deserves a send-off.
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- Hear, hear.
- So this is us, Ginger, sending you off.
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Right where you belong.
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- It's touching.
- I'm tearing up.
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- Okay, kids, let's go.
- Patrick.
51
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So Ginger had a will we didn't know about
and you had it sitting in a drawer?
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- Yup.
- And even though she hated your guts...
53
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- ...she left our house to you?
- It was never your house.
54
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It's weird how she signed the will only
a year ago, her being an invalid and all.
55
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Signed and notarized.
56
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Don't remember you
coming with a lawyer.
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- Gotta get back to my family.
- Six kids with nowhere else to go.
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Why don't we talk about this when the
sting of losing Ginger's worn off, mm?
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Tomorrow, maybe?
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You want to tell them, or should I?
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V! Your mom's here.
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- You look really nice, Carol.
- Thank you.
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You do look nice.
Where'd you get that dress?
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Madison's.
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Those shoes.
Doing something at church later?
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I'm ovulating again.
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Ovulating? No, it's not until next week.
I got the calendar.
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High body temperature.
Sore breasts. Increased cervical mucus.
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- We believe you, Mama.
- If you all wanna try again...
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...we have a four-day window.
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No need to waste
an opportunity, right, baby?
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You wanna do this now?
Like, right now?
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- I can come back.
- No. No need.
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I'm like a stud bull.
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Just open the barn door,
slap me on the ass....
76
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When I say "open the barn door,"
I don't mean your, um....
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- Uh, do you guys want a drink?
- I'll get three glasses.
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You sure you just wanna jump into this?
You don't want a minute to think?
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Waiting isn't gonna make it easier.
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I'm gonna block everything out,
and just picture your beautiful face.
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- I picture Denzel Washington.
- Oh, for real?
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When I open my eyes a little and I see it's
a white guy, eh, then I go with Johnny Depp.
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- Ah.
- You appreciate the irony, right?
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Senseless arguments
about who gets what bedroom.
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Refusing to allow me to stay.
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Now nobody gets to stay.
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- Why's Frank here?
- Small chance he'll be able to help...
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...since he's known Patrick
longer than any of us.
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- Patrick wants to steal our house?
- He's a contractor, gonna flip it.
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Slap a coat of paint on it,
call it a "cozy, authentic pre-war"...
91
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- ...and offload it to yuppies.
- Not gonna happen. Let's go over options.
92
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- I'll write them down.
- We know the will is bullshit.
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It was signed a year ago,
and Ginger's been dead for, what, 10?
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- More like 15.
- Option one: prove will is a forgery.
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We can't call the cops
because we faked Ginger's death.
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Forged a will of our own.
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Plus Frank's been cashing
Ginger's social-security checks.
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Like you didn't share in that bounty.
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We could argue that Ginger wasn't
of sound mind when she signed it.
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- Mm-hm.
- She was never of sound mind anyway.
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Option two: say Ginger was crazy.
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Or convince Patrick
to back off somehow.
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- That's three.
- Good luck with that!
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His nickname used to be Pit Bull.
Partly an odor thing...
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...but also because once he gets
ahold of you, he doesn't let go.
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- You gotta kill him first.
- Option four: kill Patrick.
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It's time to face reality.
Patrick out-Gallagher'd us...
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...and there's no point in fighting it.
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Easy for you to say,
you're at Sheila's.
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So before you're out on the streets
like so many Somalian refugees...
111
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...ask yourselves. If Patrick is taking
the house, what are we taking?
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- Copper pipes.
- You're not taking the pipes, Frank.
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Think there's a way
to challenge the will?
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Why not?
If I can bone up on probate law.
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All in favor?
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- Unanimous.
- Like hell it is.
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Lip'll handle the will. Rest of you, get
ready for the first day of school tomorrow.
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Debbie, pick something
to wear that doesn't have holes.
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- Wouldn't it be easier to kill him?
- Clothes, now.
120
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Better work fast. Winter's coming,
and it'll be cold sleeping in the park.
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This is why democracy does not work.
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Time to get out the help-wanted ads.
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- How you holding up?
- Know what I want?
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Not to win the lottery
or go on vacation to the Caribbean.
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I want normal-people problems.
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Like, am I getting enough fiber?
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Why did my friend say that insensitive
thing about my weight?
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Well, it'll work out.
It always does.
129
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You realize only rich people
say shit like that.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- We have no backup plan.
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- There's no running to Mom and Dad.
- That's what I do?
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I'm saying neither of us has a job.
One week with me as their guardian...
133
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- ...they're about to be homeless.
- Then we'll get jobs.
134
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The Gallaghers are survivors, right?
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- We can do this.
- We?
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You, me. We.
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- Since when are you a lawyer?
- Since never...
138
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...which is why I have to
read up on this shit.
139
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How about I give you a hummer,
help you relax?
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I don't think that's gonna
help my productivity.
141
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You can multi-task.
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Oh.
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Would you, um...?
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Would you be offended if I kept working?
145
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- L, can we talk?
- If you can talk from out there.
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It's private.
147
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This better be good.
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I rang the doorbell,
but Ian had me wait out here.
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I don't think he likes me anymore.
150
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I don't think he ever liked you.
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I got your message.
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The one where I, uh,
told you to go fuck yourself?
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It was nice to hear your voice.
154
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- The Eiffel Tower?
- Yeah, this guy said he'd take me to Paris...
155
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,950
...so I had this done.
156
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,077
But he took all my money...
157
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,914
...tried to sell me to a sheikh from Yemen.
158
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,750
So yeah, things got bad for a while.
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Anyways...
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...I'm home now.
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That sounds shitty.
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Is Mandy inside?
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Yeah.
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That's why Ian had me wait out here?
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That would be my guess.
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Are you happy?
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- Sure.
- Good.
168
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Because I want you to be happy.
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You deserve it.
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All right. Well, I, uh-- I better get back.
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You look good.
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Welcome back.
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Plumber's apprentice.
I can do that.
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- Have experience?
- Fixed our toilet.
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00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:10,033
You shook the handle. Here's a good one,
barista at the Coffee Beanery.
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Shelly Espinosa works there,
makes 20 grand.
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A month? A year?
178
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Shit. How do people live on that?
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00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,790
So the Cleaning Posse guys called back.
180
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An effluent tank overflowed at the
slaughterhouse, they can use us both.
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- Fourteen-fifty an hour.
- A what tank?
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Effluent.
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See? I told you it'd work out.
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It's so exciting
having you back in your old room.
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I just wish I'd seen Hymie in his crib.
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Mrs. Wong can bring Hymie by, any time.
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How is he?
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He's wonderful.
Oh, my gosh, he's such a sweet boy.
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Now that you're home, I'm sure the Wongs
will let us spend more time with him.
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I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.
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I know you want
to be involved in Hymie's life.
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In fact, I found a flyer for a support group.
193
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,352
Support for what?
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For families affected with Down syndrome.
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I thought it might be a way for us
to educate ourselves about Hymie's needs.
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- Be grateful the kid's not here.
- Butt out, Frank!
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Children in the Cambodian killing fields
turned their parents over for execution.
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A lifetime of devotion,
that's the loyalty it buys you.
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Who wants lasagna?
200
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,038
Aah! Karen, please put your pants on.
201
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What? It's not like I'm naked.
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I'm in recovery.
I'm hypersensitive.
203
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That's a good idea.
204
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Only three plates here.
You might want to get one for Karen.
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- I'm gonna go make a salad.
- Oh! Great.
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Um....
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- Frank, honey.
- Uh-huh.
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We've been through a lot together.
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That we have, Sheils, that we have.
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Um, but Hymie's gone...
211
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...and with Karen and Jody here,
it's kind of a full house.
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What?
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- No, no, no! Don't say that!
- Frank, I'm just asking you to go home...
214
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- ...to your family.
- My family threw me out...
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...with no regard for my well-being.
Do you want me homeless?
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Do you want me wandering the streets
just as Old Man Winter...
217
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...winds his way down
from the frozen North?
218
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Don't you have someone you can stay with,
like a friend?
219
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Just as I'm getting my life together!
I'm going to AA.
220
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Go because the judge
ordered you to go.
221
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:42,430
- Sheila--
- Frank. You're a good man...
222
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...but you've got to find
another place to stay.
223
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Jesus, Carl, there's enough to go around.
224
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Would you grab the paper bags?
225
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,553
If we have to move,
where do we go?
226
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We're not moving.
How's Ginger's will?
227
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- Working on it.
- V, thanks for taking Liam today.
228
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I pretend he's my little, black baby. When
he's cranky and smelly, I bring him back.
229
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,552
- Where is Liam?
- Trying out the big-boy toilet.
230
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,150
And you left him there?
231
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,677
Debbie, that is not the outfit
we picked out for your first day.
232
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,712
You are so not leaving in that.
233
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,196
- I borrowed it from Mandy.
- Clearly.
234
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,000
You do realize that
I'm in middle school, right?
235
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,793
Yeah, not stripper school. Go change.
236
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,594
Would somebody get that?
237
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,239
Mandy, she's 13. She's not working
a bedroom at the Mustang Ranch.
238
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,636
Like you never wore a short skirt
when you were her age?
239
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,476
Jeez, Fi, she was trying to help.
240
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,200
I'll get it.
241
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,352
Can you take Liam tomorrow too?
242
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,950
Not sure. The Fruits of Islam people
on Fourth have day care.
243
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,795
If I say, "I hate whitey,"
I bet they'll watch him.
244
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,152
So is Lip getting serious
about Mandy Skankovich?
245
00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,199
- Nice.
- Oh, shit, Mandy, I'm sorry.
246
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,353
You know I would have never
said that to your face.
247
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:09,070
Should I apologize, or leave?
I'm gonna leave.
248
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,233
You and I both know,
you're not entitled to shit!
249
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,715
Patrick?
250
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,274
Remember my sons,
Desmond, Warren.
251
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,675
What are you doing here?
252
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,031
Walk-through to assess repairs,
shouldn't take long.
253
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,756
- It'd be quicker if you left.
- You're the ones who're gonna be leaving.
254
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,599
Assuming your will stands up.
255
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,272
- Probate hearing's on Thursday.
- This Thursday?
256
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,035
Why prolong the inevitable?
I'm gonna need you out Saturday...
257
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:37,156
...so I can spray the place with insecticide,
rip up this piss carpet, and make it livable.
258
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,720
Boys, start upstairs.
259
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,873
We've got kids living here,
and you're just gonna throw us out?
260
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,710
- How do you sleep at night?
- Don't blame your miserable lives on me.
261
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,632
Okay, listen up.
262
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,553
Some of you have inquired
about our petition.
263
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,236
We have demanded
that Lincoln Grove High School...
264
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,238
...offer programs
for special students...
265
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,591
...to help them fit in
with their classmates.
266
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,190
Aren't you glad we came?
267
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,118
- Yeah.
- Great.
268
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,320
Also, concerning "the R word,"
we have demanded a school policy...
269
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,870
...forbidding students and faculty
from using that word.
270
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,476
- Retard.
- Excuse me?
271
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:28,716
Retard. You can't even say it.
So how do we talk about it?
272
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,070
We all know your opinion on this, Jeremy.
But right now I'm the one speaking.
273
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,080
Brothers and sisters! Words only
have power if we give them power.
274
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,150
We must take back the word "retard."
275
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,160
Make it ours.
276
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,313
Sweetheart,
the rest of us find the word offensive.
277
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,591
I'm not your sweetheart, bitch.
278
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:57,314
Mrs. Kandage, I know you mean well,
but many of us here think...
279
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,957
...it's time that we reclaim
and redefine the word.
280
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,995
And since normies don't get called retard,
they don't have a say on this.
281
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,032
Normies do not get a say.
282
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,312
- What's a "normie"?
- I think it's slang for non-retards.
283
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,079
Hey, Fabio, do you mind?
284
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,000
- Sorry.
- I don't care how it's used.
285
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,391
I don't want anybody
calling my son that word.
286
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,994
It's incredibly hurtful.
287
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,995
Even if we did get rid of it, someone'll just
think up another way of saying it.
288
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,992
The queers took back their word.
289
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,277
- It's different.
- How's it different?
290
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,120
It's not like race issues disappear
if people stop saying "nigger."
291
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,431
Shut the fuck up!
I can say it, you can't.
292
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,757
Retards! We must band together.
293
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,799
The way to get respect is to take respect.
294
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,636
Normies can help get that message out.
Raise your hand if you're with us!
295
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,956
Yeah.
296
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,157
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
297
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,640
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
298
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,594
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
299
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,912
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
300
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:05,230
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
301
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,835
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
302
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,520
- You digging that smell?
- Something die in here?
303
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,592
Couple thousand somethings.
304
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,672
- It gets better after a while.
- How?
305
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,391
Your brain sort of short-circuits,
shuts off your sense of smell.
306
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,597
Tape everything up, gloves and boots.
307
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,793
- We got solids in there today.
- Solids?
308
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,992
Maggots, roaches, rats, flies.
309
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,399
You got roaches inside your suit, going
crazy, running all over your short hairs?
310
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,593
- Hard to focus on work.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
311
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,911
Keep your mouth shut.
I don't mean "shut up."
312
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,834
I mean don't let anything
splash in your mouth.
313
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,518
Your girlfriend gonna be okay?
314
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,834
Thank you everyone for sharing.
Have a good day.
315
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:12,713
Great meeting. I just need to get my slip
signed for the court.
316
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,355
Okay. Let's see.
317
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,992
I guess we'll see you twice a week
for at least six months.
318
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,359
Keep coming back, Frank.
319
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,715
As if I had a fucking choice.
320
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,479
- Congratulations.
- What?
321
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,598
I said, congratulations.
322
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,476
During group share, you said you're
two years sober, unless I misunderstood.
323
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,394
No, that's right. Two years today.
324
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,711
Only six weeks for me,
it hasn't been easy.
325
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,558
I was downing
cleaning products, mouthwash--
326
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,638
- You ever try Sterno?
- Love Sterno.
327
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,800
It's ridiculous what passes
for alcoholism with this group.
328
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,716
Her two-hour blackout, I mean, come on.
329
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,879
I blacked out a year, am I whining about it?
330
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,959
Or the guy that lost his job
and banged his sister-in-law.
331
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,550
Where I come from, that's Friday night.
332
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,997
But you've been sober two years.
That's amazing.
333
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,638
It's because you don't need booze
to fill the gaping hole in your life.
334
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,718
It's about being in the moment.
335
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:18,034
A meatball sub, a Bears game
on the television. Simple pleasures.
336
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,277
Simple pleasures, right.
337
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,909
Frank, I'm Chris, or Christopher.
338
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,389
I hope you don't mind if I ask.
Would you be my sponsor?
339
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,752
- Would I?
- Sponsor me in the program.
340
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:33,399
My previous sponsor moved out
and went to Leesburg, that's in Florida.
341
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,557
Right, right, but here's the thing.
342
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:41,239
Much as I'd love to help,
and inspiring as I would no doubt be...
343
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,518
...your best sponsor is yourself.
344
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,792
I understand. Take care.
345
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,920
Wait.
346
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,391
You said your last sponsor moved out.
What, he lived with you?
347
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,274
- Yeah.
- A house? You live in a house, apartment?
348
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,956
A house.
349
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,439
I'm sorry. Let me introduce myself properly.
I'm Frank Gallagher.
350
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,637
- Tell me your name, again?
- It's Chris.
351
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,360
- Or Christopher.
- Christopher, right!
352
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,073
- Getting out. I'm getting out.
- What are you doing?
353
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,320
Fuck!
354
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,758
No one speaking English
as a first language should be doing this job.
355
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,673
- The money's good.
- Not that good.
356
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,597
- So much for "you, me, we."
- I can feel cockroaches under my suit!
357
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,117
On my back! Hit me on my back!
Hit me on my-- Fuck!
358
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,797
Hey, these candles were a nice idea.
359
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,434
- Mom brought them.
- She did?
360
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,074
Just look at me.
361
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,193
- That's it.
- Oh! Shit.
362
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,040
- You are a stud bull, aren't you baby?
- Oh, yeah.
363
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,280
Hold that thought. Mom!
Jump in between us. Hurry up.
364
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,800
Wasn't sure when to bring this up, but, um...
365
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,236
...maybe I could use
a little warm-up this time.
366
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,792
Warming up like a jog
around the block?
367
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,872
Because if you're asking Kev
to go down on you...
368
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,554
...I can tell you
that's not happening.
369
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,360
Women are more likely to conceive
if they have an orgasm.
370
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,871
I read it in
Cosmo.
It pulls sperm up into--
371
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,914
The conversation is not happening
on this end. Just saying.
372
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,989
- Hey, sorry I bailed.
- Don't be sorry.
373
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,119
Tons of guys would leave their
girlfriends alone to shovel blood and shit.
374
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,192
Went to the Coffee Beanery
and got a job.
375
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,918
- How much per hour?
- Uh, not as much as the Cleaning Posse.
376
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,719
But all the coffee you can drink.
377
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,149
- Full-time? How close?
- Close.
378
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,353
Part-time. But there are
opportunities for advancement.
379
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,193
The manager was saying--
380
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,394
We've reconvened
the Cousin Patrick War Council.
381
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,750
No luck on the legal front?
382
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,910
No. It turns out it's hard to prove someone
had dementia when they signed a will.
383
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,391
In our case, very fucking hard.
384
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,035
- Because she was already dead.
- What was option two again?
385
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,755
We're on three now.
Convince Patrick to back off.
386
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,037
Or option four: kill Patrick.
387
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,392
Back to three.
Convince him how?
388
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,236
We get my brothers to scare him a little.
389
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,080
No way.
Enough with the brothers Milkovich.
390
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,439
Nothing fatal. Hit him with a bat
a couple of times, a little pistol whipping.
391
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,469
They'll want 500 for it, but, um, if I help
Mickey move some meth next week...
392
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,314
- ...they'll settle for two.
- A discount beating.
393
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,677
- What do you say?
- Guys, we can't beat--
394
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,759
We need a house.
395
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,356
If you'll excuse me, I'll be scraping
blood and shit from under my fingernails.
396
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,830
Then I'll be at V's, getting drunk,
pretending I didn't...
397
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,997
- ...just order a hit on a relative.
- All right.
398
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,351
- Frank? What are you doing?
- Sheila, this is Christopher.
399
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,395
As his AA sponsor, I'm helping him to walk
the straight and narrow.
400
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,757
That's nice. But how can you
be his sponsor when--
401
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,515
I said to him,
"If you're serious about recovery...
402
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,240
...you're gonna need
24-hour-a-day oversight.
403
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,954
I'm gonna have to move in."
404
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,436
Really.
405
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,916
That Frank would do this,
disrupt his own life--
406
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,549
All I ask in return is your sobriety.
407
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,195
Here, take this down to your van.
408
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,315
- Nice meeting you.
- Oh, nice to meet you.
409
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,350
Thank you, Frank.
410
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,233
- Great job.
- Never let it be said...
411
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,040
...that Frank Gallagher
outstays his welcome.
412
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:53,838
Karen! Look at what they gave me
when I offered to volunteer.
413
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,153
Pamphlets and buttons and a banner
and T-shirts.
414
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,912
Come with me tomorrow?
I'm gonna have a table outside the market.
415
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,795
- No thanks, Mom.
- Can I ask why not?
416
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,673
They call themself Retard Nation.
417
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,109
- It's offensive.
- No!
418
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,637
We're challenging society's preconceptions.
419
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,519
This is genius.
420
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,991
- "I am a retard."
- Yeah, but read the back.
421
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,357
"And proud."
I'm gonna need five of these.
422
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,876
Lot of retards at the Alibi.
423
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,439
Frank? I'm not comfortable
with how you're using that word.
424
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,273
Retard? You're saying it.
425
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,358
Yeah, but you don't have Down syndrome.
426
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,835
- Neither do you.
- I know.
427
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,273
No. But my intent is to defend free speech
and to further public awareness...
428
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,400
...and end hate.
And your intent is simply to be rude.
429
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,838
Hello?
430
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,480
V?
431
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,113
- Aah!
- Mm.
432
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,118
Oh! Sorry. Oh.
433
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,800
Agh.
434
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,915
Ugh. Agh.
435
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,755
That threw me off. Periscope down.
436
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,353
Hey. Look, you need to, uh,
back off the Gallagher house.
437
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,516
If you don't, you'll be sorry.
438
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,109
Fuck's sake.
439
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,071
- A.22? Sure it'll stop me?
- Wanna find out?
440
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,792
What the fuck are you doing? Get up and
knock him on his ass. I got him covered.
441
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,873
I'd like you to meet the wife, Ellen.
442
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,477
They're removing the toilets.
443
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,434
- I'll get buckets.
- Didn't work out with your brothers.
444
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,553
Are we getting our money back?
445
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,070
Minus a hundred.
He took a chain off Mickey.
446
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,153
Over there, by the couch. Just leave it.
447
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,277
Bye, honey. Off to work.
448
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,472
Why is he leaving a toilet
in our living room?
449
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,518
Bye, honey! I'm off to work!
450
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,275
We are so losing the house.
451
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,154
- I told you, we're going to--
- Going to be fine, I know.
452
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,437
But will we be fine here
or somewhere else?
453
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,795
Probate hearing is tomorrow,
maybe we'll get lucky.
454
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,156
If not, I will find us a place to live.
455
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,960
Okay? Please, drop Liam at V's
on your way to school.
456
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,477
Everyone else grab a lunch and
head out, no truant Gallaghers today.
457
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,032
You know, being guardian
doesn't make you super-mom.
458
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:43,150
- You noticed.
- I'm just saying, uh, it's not all on you.
459
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,679
Thanks.
460
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,956
- How are you this morning?
- Never better.
461
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,999
Replacing the toilet with a low-flow model,
much more efficient.
462
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,914
- Bet it lowers the water bill.
- Oh, without question.
463
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,032
Patrick, we got off on the wrong foot.
464
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,153
Sending Mickey Milkovich over
with a baseball bat?
465
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,069
Is that the foot you mean?
466
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,158
If we let you take the house,
will you rent it to us?
467
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,432
Sure. Call it 1800 a month.
468
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,831
First, last and deposit.
469
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,952
- You know we don't have that kind--
- No?
470
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,312
I thought living in squalor
was a lifestyle choice.
471
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,033
When we first started
this with Mom...
472
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,959
...we approached it
like a medical procedure.
473
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,471
But these last few times--
Was she acting like she was on a date?
474
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,200
- She always dresses nice.
- Musk perfume, gold tips.
475
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,511
When has she ever worn gold tips
to our house?
476
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,235
- Like I'd notice.
- No idea what I'm talking about?
477
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,000
Maybe she made an extra effort.
478
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,640
Aha!
479
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,879
What's wrong with that?
480
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,073
Low-cut dress?
Fuck-me pumps?
481
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,000
Maybe she's excited to have a grandchild.
482
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,958
Wants me to be properly motivated.
483
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,311
- That doesn't freak you out?
- Whole thing freaks me out.
484
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,512
I'm trying not to think about it.
485
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,640
I'm like a professional athlete.
If I think, it affects my performance.
486
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,835
My job is to not think.
487
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,359
Fuck! Fuck!
488
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,920
If you're gonna follow me to work,
how about giving me a ride?
489
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,914
I'm not your chauffeur.
And don't burn the milk.
490
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,759
It's not good if you burn it.
491
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,354
Jimmy!
492
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,951
Andy from med school.
493
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,550
- I'm at County General, down the street.
- No kidding.
494
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,677
Good to see you.
495
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,192
I love this place. Great coffee.
496
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,479
- Uh, you're a working man now, huh?
- Oh, management trainee.
497
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,519
They won't let you buy a franchise
until you've run one of their stores.
498
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,633
Nice.
I hear these places are a gold mine.
499
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,153
What can I get you, man?
500
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,835
Hey, you know Adam Britt,
Nick Stathis, Mark.
501
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,919
They're all doing residencies in Chicago.
502
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,557
Nick's ortho, Mark's a surgeon.
We're grabbing dinner tomorrow night.
503
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,677
- You should join us.
- Sounds fun.
504
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,354
But I'm not sure if I can.
505
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,434
They would love to see you,
you gotta come.
506
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,919
Um....
507
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,755
Double cappuccino with nonfat.
508
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,877
I was going to wait for the landlord,
but, uh, someone kicked the door in for us.
509
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,713
That's considerate.
510
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,152
- At least it's in our price range.
- Barely.
511
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,471
It's not like we live in the Gold Coast now.
512
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,400
Place just needs some paint,
a case of roach motels.
513
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,389
Down the road, we save some money,
maybe find a house back in our old 'hood.
514
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,839
- Need a crack pipe?
- Better not touch that.
515
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,038
Touch it? I'm ready to smoke out of it.
516
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,633
Guess I'll call the landlord
and tell him we'll take it.
517
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,589
Mm.
518
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,312
Need to watch your baby brother.
Who's that puking on his Timberlands?
519
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,473
Cousin Patrick.
He's got nausea...
520
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:02,512
...shortness of breath, blood in urine,
severe illness and death.
521
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,554
- What the hell are you reading?
- Rat poison.
522
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,274
Hi! Hi.
523
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,397
We are, um, Retard Nation.
524
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:20,278
We're a local organization, but,
as the name suggests, we're going national.
525
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,518
We're promoting the idea
that people with Down syndrome...
526
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,634
...need to reclaim their own identities
in order to define themselves.
527
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,555
So if you'd like to,
you can make a donation...
528
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,952
- ...or if you'd like to buy a T-shirt--
- What the hell is this?
529
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,880
We're a local organization,
Retard Nation--
530
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,754
- Take it down. Now.
- I'm afraid I can't do that.
531
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,600
You're not gonna stand in front
of my market with this sign.
532
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,757
Pack it up now or I'll do it. All right?
533
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,756
Sir, we will not be intimidated by normies.
534
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,356
- By what?
- By normies.
535
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,474
Goddamn it, get this crap out of here.
All of it. Now. I'm very sorry.
536
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:01,118
Do not touch me in front of my market!
This is hate speech! Get your hands off me!
537
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,835
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
538
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:14,632
So this is it. It's only a one-bedroom,
but I'm at work a lot.
539
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,354
- Christopher.
- Yeah, Frank?
540
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,992
In order for the healing to begin,
it's important that you be honest...
541
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,074
...and tell me where you hide your booze.
Under the cushions? Back of the closet?
542
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:29,672
- I threw it out.
- Do you mind if I look around?
543
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,912
- In case you missed a bottle.
- Yeah, yeah that's smart.
544
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,318
- Where do you work?
- I'm a vet tech for the city.
545
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,957
- I deal with stray cats and dogs.
- Meaning you kill them?
546
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,039
In veterinary parlance,
it's called "control."
547
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,280
Sometimes I rescue
a beauty like Bessie, there.
548
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,313
Makes me feel better about it all.
549
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,676
Hey! I've got a surprise for you.
Why don't I grab it?
550
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,276
- What sort of surprise?
- You'll see.
551
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,154
Hey.
552
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,159
You know your dog is dead, right?
553
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,153
Taxidermy is a hobby of mine!
554
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,200
So when you say "rescue," you mean
bring them home and stuff them...
555
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,272
...because most people,
when they use that word--
556
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,559
Meatball subs!
Like you said, remember?
557
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,470
- Simple pleasures, living in the moment.
- Sounds like something I would say.
558
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,280
You mentioned you're a Bears fan.
There's no game on...
559
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,514
...but I've got last season's highlights!
You eat, I'll cue it up.
560
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,391
Want a blanket?
It's kind of chilly.
561
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,599
I have a new respect for baristas. It turns out
it's a highly demanding craft, who knew?
562
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,476
You just keep burning the shit out of your....
What's up?
563
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,790
Tell him.
564
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,515
I killed Patrick.
565
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,873
What?
566
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,710
Option four: kill Patrick.
Why skip an option?
567
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,320
The life-in-prison thing.
568
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,320
I realize you've had
sketchy parental role models, okay?
569
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,190
But as your newly appointed guardian,
can we agree that offing people is not cool?
570
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,837
- Can we get on the same page with that?
- Yeah.
571
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,397
If this comes back to us,
if we get charged with homicide...
572
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,234
...do you realize how serious that is?
573
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,399
What?
574
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,074
Liam.
575
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,350
Oh, Liam!
576
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,560
Ugh.
577
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,878
Ah. Got him in time.
578
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,834
Need to come up with an explanation
in case the cops tie this to us.
579
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,153
Like, we have rats,
and Carl threw poison everywhere.
580
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,674
- That works.
- It does?
581
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,712
Anyone will know it's not far-fetched.
582
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,752
Get everyone
so we can get our stories straight.
583
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,115
Okay.
584
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,234
I'm raising a sociopath.
585
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,552
I'm sure your cousin went to the hospital.
He'll probably live.
586
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,719
Hopefully.
587
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,998
- Mandy. I thought that was you.
- The fuck you doing here?
588
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,511
Re-enrolling.
So I know you're seeing Lip.
589
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,637
Like I told him, I think it's great.
590
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:34,318
- You talked to Lip?
- I came by last Tuesday to say hi.
591
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,596
I didn't come inside.
592
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,396
Lip didn't want me inside because,
you know, he didn't want to upset you.
593
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,036
Why would I be upset?
594
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,236
Oh.
595
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,997
You wouldn't. Forget it.
I just meant I'm happy for you guys.
596
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,038
Latte.
597
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,557
Wait till you try these pancakes.
Organic blueberries.
598
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,070
You're adjusting very well, for an addict.
599
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,357
Thanks to you, sponsor.
600
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:07,351
If it weren't for you, this place would be
littered with whiskey bottles.
601
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,314
What was your drink of choice?
602
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,678
- Terry's.
- Never heard of that.
603
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,196
Terry's, uh, Malted Whiskey.
604
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,676
You mean, malt whiskey?
Like single-malt?
605
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,151
All kinds of malt.
606
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:25,752
I'd get up in the morning and drink
a full keg of beer. Man was that bad.
607
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,680
A keg is 15 gallons.
608
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:34,631
If I didn't know better,
I would think you're making stuff up.
609
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,077
Our relationship is based on honesty,
Christopher.
610
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,720
I tried to drink alcohol.
I just don't like the taste!
611
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,991
Jesus Christ. You're not an alcoholic?
612
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,510
- Forgive me.
- Well, then why go to AA?
613
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,357
- Why have me as your sponsor?
- Please, Frank, please don't move out.
614
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,195
Everything is going so good with us.
615
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,873
I won't lie to you again, I promise.
616
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,874
- I'll make us prime rib.
- Ugh.
617
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,679
Last night of Mom's ovulation cycle,
thank God.
618
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,277
She just needs to screw Kevin and
not enjoy it. That's not unreasonable.
619
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,514
It's what every daughter wants
from her mother. What time is it?
620
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,512
Three-fifteen and still no Patrick.
621
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,837
- We don't want him to come.
- It's a toss-up.
622
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,350
If he does show,
the judge gives our house away.
623
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,036
If he doesn't, he's probably dead,
so we get to keep the house...
624
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,711
- ...until we all go to prison.
- The estate of Ginger Gallagher.
625
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,873
- Here we go.
- Guys?
626
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,352
What now? Start packing?
627
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,718
Fiona said that you guys found
a place to rent. Take any photos?
628
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,439
You're kidding? You're serious.
629
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,556
You knew Karen was in town, didn't you?
630
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,519
- I heard that, yeah.
- You heard it?
631
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,397
- I saw her.
- You saw her or fucked her?
632
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,277
If you've got a problem with me being here,
just say so.
633
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,558
I don't want to be somewhere
that I'm not wanted, so man up.
634
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,996
- Tell me.
- I have a problem with you being here.
635
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,557
You act like we had a conversation.
Never happened.
636
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,831
That I said it was okay for you to leave
your stuff here and show up uninvited.
637
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,995
Do my laundry and act like my wife.
But we never had that conversation...
638
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,120
...did we?
639
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,836
I never asked you to be here.
640
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,120
I don't fucking deserve this.
641
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,031
You found a new house for rent?
642
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,000
That's great.
643
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,555
Landlord says it's ours,
if we want it.
644
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,470
New school?
645
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,680
Yeah.
646
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,793
I'm sorry.
647
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,158
I never should've let this happen.
I'm so sorry.
648
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,116
I'm kind of sick of this place anyway.
Be nice to have a change.
649
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,757
Going out with
some medical school friends.
650
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,991
Totally upstanding citizens.
Give me a ride?
651
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,640
- I'm not your--
- "Not your chauffeur."
652
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,838
You'd rather me take the L train, make
you get out of your car and follow me?
653
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,990
Chicago and La Salle.
654
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,396
- Don't you look nice?
- Yes, she does.
655
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:36,676
I brought some rosé,
more candles and, uh, some CDs.
656
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,874
You like D'Angelo, Kevie?
Little music to set the mood.
657
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,831
It's great you wanna set the mood, Mama.
Kev and I wanna keep this straightforward.
658
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,760
- More like a procedure.
- As opposed to what?
659
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,553
- A date?
- Excuse me?
660
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,791
I'm not some whore comes over
in a raggedy T-shirt...
661
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,714
...has relations with your boyfriend
and leaves.
662
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,913
If we gonna do this, we might as well
get some ambience.
663
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,551
Otherwise, get some trashy thing won't
mind if you bend her over the kitchen table.
664
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:07,312
- She doesn't mean it like that, Mama.
- Is this happening or not?
665
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,517
I wanna hear my CD.
666
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,036
Come in.
667
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,596
Oh.
668
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,871
Not who I was expecting.
669
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,629
That guy in New York, he, uh--?
He really take your money?
670
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,839
Think I would lie about that?
671
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:36,432
Why not? Make everyone feel bad for you,
lower their guard.
672
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:42,117
Poor Karen,
back home with her tail between her legs.
673
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,396
That's right, it's all an act.
674
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,316
- Did you talk to Mandy?
- Who?
675
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,837
Oh, Mandy, right. Yeah, at school.
676
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,633
Kind of a skank, don't you think?
677
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,278
So you dropped napalm on my relationship
without even getting your hands dirty.
678
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,430
It's not like you lost your touch.
679
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,477
What do you want?
680
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,199
Take your clothes off.
681
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,311
Hey!
682
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,874
Hey!
683
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,440
You think that T-shirt's funny?
684
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,839
No, no. It's political.
It's actually pro-tard.
685
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,760
Yeah? Well, tell that to my sister.
686
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,080
Oh, shit.
687
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,070
Nice.
688
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,995
Ooh. That's it, baby. That's it.
689
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,870
Ooh. Ooh, yeah. Ooh!
690
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,076
Oh, yeah.
691
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,715
That's it. Ooh. That's it.
692
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,873
Bring it home.
Bring it home, baby! Ooh!
693
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,959
Yeah, ooh. Ooh! Ye-- Agh!
694
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,716
Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
695
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,471
You people want to have a baby, beautiful,
but find another way to do it.
696
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,394
I can't be working under these conditions.
697
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,994
We'll call you.
698
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,712
Karen, honey? Can you come down?
699
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,031
- Don't stop.
- I wasn't planning on it.
700
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,910
Karen? Mrs. Wong is here!
Come on in.
701
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,356
Timmy saw you at the supermarket.
702
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,437
Oh! Oh, that's just my volunteer work,
for Hymie's sake.
703
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,200
- You have to stop that shit.
- Aah! Excuse me?
704
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,279
Timmy saw you fight with that man.
He's embarrassed for you.
705
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,277
Well, I don't know if it's a cultural thing
and you're not aware, but you're being rude.
706
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,154
Jody, can you help
Mrs. Wong with the crib?
707
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,920
You act crazy,
I can't leave the baby with you.
708
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,073
What about you trying to cure him
with your Chinese herbs!
709
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,880
You need to accept him for who he is!
710
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,633
No more baby.
711
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,957
Let me know which car is yours,
I'll load it up.
712
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,270
She's hoarding Hymie!
713
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,991
- What?
- Okay, I won't volunteer anymore...
714
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,799
...if that's what you want.
715
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,233
- You promise?
- I promise.
716
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,672
I bring the baby tomorrow,
but I stay to watch you.
717
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:30,910
Okay.
718
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,515
- Blue Impala.
- Okay.
719
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,879
Your Karen is right.
This is not a good place for baby.
720
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,914
Karen? When did you talk to Karen?
721
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,836
What kind of a creep uses
Alcoholics Anonymous...
722
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,117
...to cater to his nefarious agenda?
723
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,910
It is a slap in the face to everyone
who attends the program.
724
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,549
Nice shirt, Frank.
Not that we didn't know.
725
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,874
He doesn't need a sponsor...
726
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,154
...but he lets you live there rent-free
and he's feeding you?
727
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,993
Doesn't add up, does it?
728
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:10,438
If I were you, I'd make sure
he's not a rapist or a serial killer.
729
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,030
You said he's a loner, right?
Super-neat?
730
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,675
Bet he's got hardwood floors.
731
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,197
- So?
- Carpets get blood stains.
732
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,829
- Heh.
- What's he do for a living?
733
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,871
He kills animals.
Occasionally stuffs them--
734
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,111
- He what?
- It's called "animal control"...
735
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,911
- ...in veterinary parlance.
- It's called "he's Jeffrey-fucking-Dahmer."
736
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:39,559
Finds a guy no one will miss, gets him
to move in, pumps him full of vet drugs....
737
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,514
He's gonna drill a hole in your head
and turn you into a sex slave.
738
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:46,469
Before we get carried away,
Christopher had a sponsor before me.
739
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,156
- The guy moved to Florida.
- He moved to Florida? Who told you that?
740
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,232
- Christopher?
- Christopher.
741
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:57,475
Be careful, Frank. You're gonna wake up
and find your dick in a Ziploc in his freezer.
742
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,270
Fiona!
743
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,836
- What's going on?
- Got Patrick Gallagher outside...
744
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,038
- ...with an eviction notice.
- You're throwing us out?
745
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:37,075
- It's supposed to take a couple weeks.
- Normally. The guy seems like an asshole.
746
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,956
I'm trying to chill him out, but he's made
accusations. Said you tried to kill him.
747
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,915
- That's ridiculous.
- Has a toxicology report from the hospital.
748
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,635
Says he won't press charges
if you move out tonight.
749
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,560
- He can't be serious.
- Seems to be serious.
750
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,792
But Patrick loves me.
751
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,640
Yeah, well, is there a place you can go?
752
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,833
- Tonight? No.
- Patrick gave me candy.
753
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,315
Debs, go get Lip and Ian.
754
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,797
Then he got in bed with me,
and touched me in my nice places.
755
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,800
- What was that?
- About candy or Patrick touching me?
756
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,996
Patrick Gallagher?
757
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,316
Mm-hm.
758
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,632
And when you say "nice places"....
759
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,271
Ah, private places.
760
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,639
Frank?
761
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,473
Oh, fuck!
762
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,953
Frank.
763
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,560
Frank? Frank?
764
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,313
Frank?
765
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,319
Frank?
766
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,350
- Oh!
- Agh, ah--
767
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,876
Get away from me!
These people are witnesses.
768
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,635
Where have you been?
Been looking all over for you.
769
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,395
- What do you want?
- Are you all right? Had a relapse?
770
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,552
- Don't touch me.
- I could be your sponsor.
771
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,559
Not a drinker, but I've been to so many
meetings, I know the procedure.
772
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,397
- No! No, no, thank you.
- I'm sorry if I freaked you out.
773
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,396
I'm not real good with people, really.
774
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:28,870
- It was great having someone to talk to.
- Get a room, assholes!
775
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,518
I'm sorry, Frank. See you around.
776
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,234
Wait, wait.
777
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,150
You're not gonna stuff me
or drill a hole in my head?
778
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,955
- What?
- Your interest in me is not of a perverse...
779
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,791
- ...or sexual nature?
- No. Nothing like that.
780
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,994
I mean, if you're saying you want
to have sex with me...
781
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,109
...I guess I'd do my best.
782
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,480
What happened to your old sponsor?
783
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:01,471
Either he's in Florida, or he's avoiding me.
Thinks I'm creepy.
784
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,751
Being clingy and all. And lonely.
785
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,475
So basically, the problem is you're clingy.
786
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,034
- What's for dinner at your place?
- Rib eyes.
787
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,157
We stop at the liquor store
and you're paying?
788
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,357
- Anything you want.
- Let's go.
789
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,711
- Really? You mean it?
- Ha, ha.
790
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,594
Clingy is a walk in the park.
791
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,159
Happy Thanksgiving.
792
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,439
- I really like her.
- Oh, yeah?
793
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,750
She's a poet.
794
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,590
- Karen.
- Aah! Mom, you scared me.
795
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,920
You told me you came home
to be with Hymie.
796
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:49,436
But you told the Wongs to come
take Hymie. Why would you do that?
797
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,511
I missed you, Mom.
798
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,398
So it's true?
799
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,629
Everything was better
before Hymie came along. Just you and me.
800
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,236
I wanted us back.
801
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,193
I love you.
802
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,911
- You're shitting me.
- Standard police procedure.
803
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,675
We'll have to meet the sex crimes
detectives at the station unless--
804
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,911
- Unless what?
- The charges are dropped.
805
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,349
Charges are dr--
806
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,511
- Four hundred a month rent. No deposit.
- Are you in on this?
807
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,832
Not in on anything. I'm, however,
gonna make a radio call.
808
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,271
You can take your 400
and shove it up your ass.
809
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,877
I remember your hands touching me and--
810
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,512
- Twelve-hundred.
- You said it was our little secret.
811
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:55,232
- But I knew it was wrong.
- Jesus! Wha--?
812
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,791
- Nine hundred, final offer.
- Five hundred, no deposit.
813
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,350
I need a 50-year lease
and I want that in writing.
814
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,715
Hey, check it out.
Left a poison sandwich in the crawl space.
815
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,792
- Do--!
- No, no, no, no, no!
816
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,310
Ugh, too late.
817
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,160
- Why the outpouring of affection?
- We didn't lose the house.
818
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,550
I was molested.
It worked out.
819
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,359
- What?
- We can stay.
820
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,596
I put your toothbrush back in the cup.
821
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,992
Want an eye mask?
Curtains let a lot of light in.
822
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,276
Thanks.
823
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,509
- Night, Frank.
- Good night, Christopher.
824
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,710
- I'm going to bed, babe.
- All right, I'll be up in a second.
825
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,790
Who's that?
826
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,273
- Carol.
- My mother?
827
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,636
My mother is texting you at 1:30
in the fucking morning?
828
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,592
Shit, that's not funny, is it? Ha-ha-ha.
829
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,675
I'm just playing. It's Kate calling in sick
for her shift tomorrow.
830
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,435
Sorry, baby. Ha-ha-ha.
831
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,953
Ah.
65634