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Phew! Wow. It is raining
cats and dogs out there.
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Holy moly
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Phyllis says
the same 12 clichés
every time it rains.
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So, I promised everyone
that if she says them all
by noon today,
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I will send out
for hot chocolates
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So how was the drive in?
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Nobody knows how to
drive in the rain.
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You don't say?
Yeah.
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You know the roads
are actually the slickest
in the first half hour?
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I think it's the oil,
it comes to the surface.
- I agree
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Ooh! The plants are
gonna love this.
Yeah
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PHYLLIS
I actually sleep better
when it's raining
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Tell me about it
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Time's almost up.
How many are left?
Just one.
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"This weather makes me
want to stay at home,
curled up with a good book.'
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Phyllis, this rain,
does it make you want
to be doing something?
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What do you mean?
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You know, like, aren't
some things just so nice
and cozy in the rain?
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Hey, come on
Lots of things are
cozy in the rain.
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And that's noon
Exactly!
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Sorry about that
everybody.
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Hey, Phyllis
would you like
a hot chocolate?
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Ooh, I'd love one
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I'm going out to get
two hot chocolates
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the rain would make me
want to stay at home,
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curled up with
a good book
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but everybody's being
so nice to me today.
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I'm really happy
being here
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My girlfriend's back and
there's going to be trouble
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Hey, la, hey, la,
his girlfriend's back
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Hey, la, hey, la,
my girlfriend's back
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A month ago, I walked
out of this office
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positive I was
never coming back
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I probably shouldn't
have emailed everyone
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telling them exactly
what I thought of them
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Hey, Erin, thank you
for the nice email.
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Yeah. I don't
get emotional a lot
but that was...
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I'm just glad to know I had an impact
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In other news
Erin and Andy
are back together
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Crazy story
Yes
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down to Florida,
she was not expecting it
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totally swept her
off her feet. Right?
Yeah.
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How long
was the drive?
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It's like a day
and a half
each way.
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But when I got there,
I went right up to the
house, and I was like
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Day and a half?
My lumbar would
be killing me.
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You should get this
lumbar support cushion
thing my dad has
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What's it called?
Um
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Not Easy-Rest
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That gas must've cost
a pretty penny, huh?
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Well
he's got a Prius
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How many times
you fill the tank?
Three, four?
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What does gas
cost down there?
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Lumbar Buddy
Lumbar Buddy
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Oh, yeah
Lumbar Buddy.
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Tell you what,
I'll email you the story
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It's a real
tearjerker, though
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So read with caution
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Anyway, I know it's
the end of the day.
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We just wanted to
stop by and say hi
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And then later on,
we have a reservation
at Patsel's.
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Miss Lumbar
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Hey, Kev
Yeah.
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Nice sweater
Thank you
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Nellie was nice enough
to give it to me
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She's sweet
I just wish
there was pockets
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What happened
to Old Salty?
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Nellie let me
bobble-ize him
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His name is now
Captain Mutato.
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I've written quite a bit
of X-Men fan fiction.
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Captain Mutato is
half-man, half-mermaid
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So he can fight
crime as a man
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and make love
as a mermaid.
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Most of my writing
involves the latter
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Okey-doke
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Yes?
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Whoa
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Well, you must be the
famous Nellie Bertram
I've been hearing all about
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I am the famous Andy Bernard
you have been
hearing all about.
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Oh, yes
I just want
to thank you
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for jumping in and
minding the store
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during my temporary absence
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You are most welcome
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Anyway, now that I'm back
I would love to
have my office back,
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whenever you
get a chance.
No
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Obviously we'll figure
out the logistics
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of moving all of this
stuff out of here.
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But, you know
the sooner the better
Get back to normalcy
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Mmm. No
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Thank you
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Okay
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Wait. Uh
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When I showed up here
there was no manager
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It's like when the Americans
showed up at the Moon
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Nobody was there
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So they planted
their flag,
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and it's their
moon now, isn't it?
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Nobody likes it
but it's America's
bloody moon
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Just lay him in his crib
and then bicycle his legs
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And then after
Jim quiets down
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you do the same thing
with your baby.
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But if he keeps
having problems,
just give me a call
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Oh, my gosh
thank you so much
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But seriously, we don't
want to bother you
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any more than
we already have.
That's it
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It's no bother.
You guys are our friends
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Ravi, our amazing
paediatrician,
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was asking us if
we knew any girls
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and I said, "l know
the perfect girl.'
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Yeah. Because
Kelly is Indian and
Oh, that's it
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Race had nothing
to do with it.
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I just knew they'd
be good together
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Why?
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Kelly has been
a handful in the past.
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But she's had
a bad influence.
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She's like an addict,
and I just had to
get her clean.
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Get lower
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Next, I'm going to set up
my sister with Darryl.
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Okay, we get it
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What? I think they'd
be good together.
Really?
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Um, also, little tip,
never shake the baby
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Sorry, just to be clear,
you're saying
do not shake the baby?
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Don't shake the baby
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A lot of times
parents get frustrated
because the baby's crying
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and they shake the baby
and you got to...
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You can't do that
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Don't shake our baby
Yeah.
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Okay, I'd never
heard that before
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Oh, my God
So, thank you
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Yeah, I'm glad
you said something
Me, too.
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Kelly and I broke up
and she can do
whatever she wants.
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And her new boyfriend
seems awesome,
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if you're into
Indian people
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I'm not
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And that's
when I realized
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if you're gonna
put a thermometer
in one end,
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you'd better
put a lollipop
in the other.
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Hey, I'm sorry
Is this a workplace
or a Starbucks?
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Because I was
under the impression
it was a workplace.
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Maybe I'm
the crazy one
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No. No, we're sorry.
Come on, let's go, Ravi
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Also, since when
do we have guests here
without clearance?
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Hey, um
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What's the deal with this guy?
He's really into Kelly, huh?
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Yeah, they're
really great together
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Makes me wonder
if I made a mistake
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No, no, no. Come on
I think you guys
are both happier now, right?
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You're single.
Plenty of girls
to date, right?
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Yeah
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Maybe we weren't
right together
but it's weird
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I'd rather she be alone
than with somebody.
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Is that love?
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That's about it, yeah
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Well, Nellie picked up
the slack around here
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while you were trolling
the Florida beaches for ta
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like some college student
on spring break.
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I had to tell Erin
how I felt
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Andy, I appreciate
your romantic quest
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and in an age
before the telephone
or Internet,
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or written language
that would be compelling
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But there are five
six devices
in this room alone
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that would have let you
tell her that without
ever going to Florida.
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We live in
amazing times
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Yeah, I know
I screwed up
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But I always do
whatever you ask of me
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and this will never
happen again.
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And if Erin decides
she's made a mistake
and returns to Florida?
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At least she knows
how I feel, and I would
not follow her.
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What if she were
kidnapped by a gang
of Albanian human traffickers?
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Like in Taken?
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What?
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Yes, of course
if she's taken.
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That's what
I'm talking about
By Albanians
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I would stay
in this office
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Wow, okay.
I'll remember
you said that
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Nellie
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you've been terrific
in your interim capacity
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but Andrew is
the rightful manager
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so if you would just
give him his office
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No.
I'm sorry?
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This is what I was
trying to tell you.
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I'm not accustomed to
people saying no to me
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Well, Bobby,
get accustomed to it
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because then it feels so good
when they finally say yes.
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You're both adults
I'm sure you can
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figure this out
between yourselves
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desire to influence
a business decision
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So, I find it best to
recuse myself temporarily
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until I've had
a chance to make love
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and then go back and
analyze the situation
rationally.
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Buffett operates
the same way.
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I want to order
the zebra rug
for my office,
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but can you dye it
entirely black?
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No, I still want it
to be a zebra.
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Well, I'll know
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Because they're
ridiculous creatures
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They don't know
what they are.
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Phyllis says J. Duffy's
might be more our speed
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And if we want even the option
of drawing on the placemats...
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of an anger problem
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Got me in some trouble
a couple years ago.
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When I see him
start to get mad,
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on his arm like this
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It reminds me to just
check out and relax
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There's also a lullaby
they used to sing to me
when I was growing up.
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The state of Pennsylvania
is watching over you
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No need for parents,
the governor will do
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It's really nice
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The General Assembly's
like a mom and a dad
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...had
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about a trespasser
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Yes. Right this way
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Because
they are idiots.
Big, stripy, horsey idiots
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What you don't... Hey
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Hank, please remove
Nellie from my office
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Hank, thank God
you're here.
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This psychopath
keeps barging
into my office
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It's my office
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Well, she's sitting
there like a manager
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And you're standing
up here like me
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But maybe it's a little
more complicated than that
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I'm going to
count down from five
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and if you're not
out of my office
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I'm going to
dock your pay $100
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Five, four
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You can't dock my pay
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Three, two, one
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Congratulations,
you just lost $100
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Really?
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Angela
dock Andy's pay $1 00
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On it
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Great
Five, four, three
two, one.
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Angela, please dock
Nellie's pay $100.
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Hmm?
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Is she responding? Hmm
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Angela?
Do you want
to go again?
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Angela!
Let's go again
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Five, four, three
two, one.
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Oh, she's counting again
Look out.
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Angela, $200
- Got it
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Seriously, Angela?
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I know what,
let's go $10,000
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Five, four
You're just
saying numbers.
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It's meaningless.
Three
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It's literally like
Two, one
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00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,028
There you go
247
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,698
Hey, we're going to
have a nice hot date
248
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,245
What are you guys
talking about?
249
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,247
Charlie Rose I don't know who that is
250
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,332
Guys
He has...
251
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,958
Guys, come here
252
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,213
What are you...
Come on
253
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,675
Where are we going?
254
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,386
Okay. Do you guys want
255
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,388
Andy, you should
not stand there.
256
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,058
The warehouse guys
pee there all the time
257
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,435
Ew
258
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,106
Okay. Do you guys
want to be part
of something huge?
259
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,150
I'm already a member
of the largest club
there is.
260
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,610
Non-churchgoing
Christians.
261
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,906
You remember in
the movie Rudy,
262
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,867
when the player comes
into the coach's office
263
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,869
and he throws
his jersey down
and he's like,
264
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,412
"I'm not playing
without Rudy.'
265
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,873
And the coach is like,
"One guy. No big deal.'
266
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,584
But then every player
comes in, one by one
267
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,963
and they all throw
their jerseys down
for Rudy. Remember that?
268
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,090
Yeah, I remember that
269
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,717
So, how amazing
would it be
270
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,846
if you guys all
did that for me
271
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,516
with your own brand new
Dunder Mifflin jerseys?
272
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,476
Hey, guys
273
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,069
Gross. Gross, gross
274
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,445
You don't need to go
275
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,573
while I was journaling,
276
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,157
and they reminded
me of you.
277
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,994
Those are
from our weekend
at the time-share.
278
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,954
Yeah, the fractional
ownership property
279
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,457
We took this one
right before we
got in that huge fight
280
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,960
God, I don't even remember
what that fight was about.
281
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,044
You were being
really bratty about
282
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,212
where we would
go out to dinner
283
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:45,675
but all I remember is
how pretty you looked
taking those pictures of me
284
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,512
Anyway,
if you want to order
prints of your own,
285
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,849
Yeah, that'd
be cool. Thanks
286
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,017
I'd like that
287
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,061
You were so annoyed
that I was taking
that picture
288
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,022
Someone's into my abs
289
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,652
Sorry
290
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,615
You have doubles
of this one, I could
probably just take one
291
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,908
I really want both
292
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,661
I am seeing a side of Ryan
that I have never seen
293
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,413
since the last time
we were broken up
294
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,166
with Kelly Kapoor
295
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,252
And I don't know
how I'm going to feel
tomorrow or the next day
296
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:26,049
or the day after that,
but I do know that
right here, right now
297
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:30,011
all I can think about
is spending the rest
of my life with her.
298
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,514
Again, that could change
299
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,187
Hey. So, last night
was so not a big deal
300
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,855
Oh, yeah,
I was just tired
301
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,065
We both were
Yeah.
302
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,901
Plus I was definitely
not my normal sexy self
303
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,905
No. Are you kidding?
You were so sexy.
304
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,533
Just the thought
of you last night
like, crazy turns me on
305
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,038
It just didn't last night
But you were so dang doable
306
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,456
Even though we didn't do it
307
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:02,251
Well, it's not like
we can't do it again when
Whenever you're ready.
308
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,714
Uh, yeah. We are
sexing it up tonight.
I don't care what you say
309
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,550
No. It will be consensual
310
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,719
Whether you like it or not
311
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,014
Sounds good
I'm gonna do you
312
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,641
Not if I do you first.
Oh
313
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,562
But really
it's not a big deal
314
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,529
Yeah.
I know it's not
a big deal.
315
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,703
Oh, hey, instead of lunch
do you feel like
going shopping?
316
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,747
Are you serious? Yes
317
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,376
That would be... I can't
Can you believe this?
318
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,211
Hey, can you
believe it?
Nope
319
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:47,922
Hmm
320
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,217
Oh, do you want
that dress in every
size and every color?
321
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,677
Yeah, it's free returns
322
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,139
getting along
with Ryan again
323
00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,268
He's so sweet
He pointed to my latte
and he said
324
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,770
"Kelly, that would be
the color of our children.'
325
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,815
God. Yeah, he's so great
326
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,445
Remember how it felt
when he cheated
on you, though?
327
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,863
Which time?
328
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,786
I am not going
to let Kelly throw
her life away on Ryan
329
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,166
And it has nothing
to do with access
to my pediatrician
330
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,626
Why you would even ask
or were going to ask
331
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,087
Because I feel like
that question was coming
332
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,548
But, you know, whatever
Ask me anything.
333
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,759
When you lost
the manager job
Yes?
334
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,345
...did it affect you
outside of the office?
335
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,638
How?
336
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,600
I don't know what
the technical term is
337
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,730
Penial softy-osus
338
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,985
Erin, I am so glad
that you trusted me
339
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,988
You came to the exact
right person for this.
340
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,450
No, I have never once
experienced anything
remotely like that.
341
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,660
Ever, ever. Never
342
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,166
Okay?
Okay
343
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,002
Washington Monument
Okay
344
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,298
Eiffel Tower!
Okay
345
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,093
Colossus at Rhodes
346
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,430
Hey! I hear you've been
badmouthing me to Kelly
347
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,934
All I did was
remind her that you
used to treat her badly
348
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,437
Well, that's your opinion
and it's her opinion,
but it's not my opinion
349
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,899
If you have something
bad to say to me, Pam
say it to my face
350
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,818
Fair enough. Um
351
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,656
a very good person
352
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,992
And forgive me,
but I feel like I've said
this to you before.
353
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:45,123
Well, a lot of people
would say that I'm a better
match for Kelly than Ravi is
354
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:49,377
Come on, Ryan, really?
Ravi's way better.
355
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,004
For Kelly?
Yeah.
356
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,967
Man, you're insane right now
Ravi's the whole package.
357
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,302
I've never met Ravi
personally,
358
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,929
but I'm going to
go ahead and say
359
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,682
just having known you
a short while, Brian,
360
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:07,061
that I prefer Ravi, and again
I've never even met the guy.
361
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,189
Kelly, look around
Nobody believes in us
362
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,566
Nobody
363
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,735
Ryan, just stop making a scene
in front of all my friends
364
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,072
Kelly, I wrote you
the most amazing
love poem.
365
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,577
But I can't even read it.
My heart couldn't handle it
366
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,745
Oh, come on...
Oh, no, no, no
read it, please.
367
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,499
No, it would cause
me too much pain.
368
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,876
Read through
the pain. Be strong
369
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,836
This poem would
crush you.
370
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,006
God, Ryan, go away
She found herself
a beautiful boyfriend
371
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,967
Yeah, man, he's
absolutely gorgeous
372
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,343
Please leave her alone
373
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,305
You see, Kelly?
Our love scares them
374
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,099
It screws up their
cookie cutter world
375
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,648
Do you guys think
he's right, though?
376
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,861
Do we live in a
cookie cutter's world?
377
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,697
Absolutely, but it's
not the point. God
378
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,785
One of Toby's eyes
is getting smaller.
So there's that
379
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:09,165
Gabe bragged about
having an extra ticket
to the air show this weekend
380
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,877
and Meredith said
she was interested, and then
Gabe said immediately
381
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,254
that his friend might
be taking the ticket,
382
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,882
so I'll keep you
posted on that.
383
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,718
Every day, I brief Nellie
on what's going on
in the office.
384
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,886
Most of it's irrelevant
385
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,472
But a good informer
doesn't judge what's
worth passing on.
386
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,641
Oh, and Andy lost
his masculinity,
387
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,892
so congratulations
on that.
388
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,227
What do you mean?
389
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,895
Erin made it clear to me
that he was unable
390
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,396
to perform sexually
last night.
391
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,523
By contrast, I went to sleep
with an erection so large
392
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,317
it was like I was
wearing no blanket at all
393
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,488
but you just
demolished him!
394
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,740
I'm little bit
jealous, actually
395
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,992
Reduced him to a mere ant
396
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,746
I just wanted to
take the man's job
not his manhood.
397
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,457
Are we good?
Everybody got a jersey?
398
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,585
I still think it's weird
that we're just doing Rudy.
399
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,380
Like, not a spin on it
we're just doing it.
400
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,174
What about The Dead
Poets Society?\
Much better movie
401
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,010
What? Get your movie
rankings right, dude.
402
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,804
Why can't we just do
whatever movie we want?
403
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,180
'Cause I was gonna
do a Spartacus.
404
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,640
Oh, I wanna do
a Spartacus.
405
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,891
I am Spartacus
406
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,434
No, I am Spartacus
407
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,146
Hey, guys, we're
doing Rudy, okay?
So get ready
408
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,108
Okay, I would like
to invite everyone
into the conference room
409
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,277
Sure. But first,
there is something
410
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,279
No, that's not important
Conference room, now.
411
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,864
You can't
call a meeting, so
412
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,951
But I would like
to have a meeting
413
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,202
in the conference
room right now,
414
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,830
so come on, guys
let's get in the
conference room.
415
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,206
Thank you. Good
416
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,375
Thank you for
coming to my meeting
417
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,459
Appreciate it
418
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:39,005
Okay, if you would
like to take a seat,
we can get started.
419
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,382
Can't do it
because I got to
run a meeting, so
420
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,553
Wanted to talk
to all of you guys
about importance
421
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:52,727
and know that each
and every one of you
is vitally important
422
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:57,148
Andrew, not
everyone here is important.
And the word is "impotence.'
423
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,735
Which is important
in its own way
424
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,278
so if you'd just like
to take a seat, Andy
425
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,989
Take a man's job,
but leave him his balls
426
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,408
Margaret Thatcher
said that, probably
427
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,910
Don't know. Don't read
Didn't see the movie.
428
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,830
So, Nellie wanted
to have a meeting
on impotence.
429
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,124
have to run it
as impotence is a concept
430
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,084
as foreign to me
as baba ghanoush
431
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,671
Something to do
with eggplant
432
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,007
That's all I know
433
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:27,720
This meeting is
not about any one
person in particular
434
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,556
It is a human problem.
It's not just
a human problem
435
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,850
Flounders frequently
experience impotence
436
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,643
especially when converting
from male to female
437
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,687
and then back
again to male
- Really?
438
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:40,483
Nellie, does the
"person" affected by this
want us to help her
439
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,859
in any way in particular?
440
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,985
Oh! Oh
441
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,737
It's not me. No, no
442
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:47,198
I've never had any
problem in that arena
443
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,909
And I have been
with several older men
444
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,077
How old?
How old?
445
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,495
Jinx, buy me some Coke
446
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,455
Dwight told me
about it earlier
447
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,123
Dwight?
448
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
You promised
449
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,835
Dwight couldn't
get it up for Nellie?
450
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,213
No, no, no, no, no
it's not me.
451
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,882
I'm going to prove it
right here and now.
452
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,219
What are you doing?
Stop that, Dwight
453
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,137
Stop that, stop it
454
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:15,309
Fine, it was me. I couldn't
I had a problem
with Erin last night
455
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,560
Happy?
456
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:20,898
my mind last night
and I didn't perform
457
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,859
Okay, it happens
to plenty of guys
458
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:29,281
It's usually not followed
by a giant workplace
discussion and an interview
459
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:36,539
Every guy in this room
has been touched by
this affliction. Tuna?
460
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,165
D-Dog
461
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,918
Um
462
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,508
I'm terrible at math
overweight
463
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:51,887
You're in great shape
A lot better shape than I am
tell you what.
464
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:55,683
It seems Andy
is the only one
with this problem
465
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,226
Fascinating
Fascinating
466
00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,354
what the problem is
Erin doesn't even like sex
467
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,023
Remember? You said
it feels like getting
tackled by a skeleton
468
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,610
Chumbo, come on, help me out
Any problems
with Little Chumbo?
469
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,028
Tip top shape
470
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,365
Stanley
No. Mmm-mmm
471
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,784
Creed, you are
1 ,000 years old
472
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,620
Haven't heard any complaints
Wouldn't care if I did
473
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,205
Okay, so
Actually, Andy
474
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:21,125
we've experienced it
475
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,209
What happened?
476
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,463
A couple of times.
A couple of times?
477
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,174
Jim, maybe you could tell us
about one of those times.
478
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,550
Yeah. Get it out there
- Yeah, Jim.
479
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,676
Um
480
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:37,433
Uh, yes, that time
that it was very late
481
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:38,934
Uh.
482
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:42,855
We had had sex
so many times already
I was exhausted
483
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,857
Okay, stop.
I could barely see
I was very drunk
484
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,567
If it makes you
feel any better
485
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,487
I never had an orgasm
until I was 42
486
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:53,365
And then when I did,
it lasted until I was 44
487
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,784
Forty-three was just
488
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,166
I've read, and I
don't know anything
about this personally
489
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,418
but they say prostate
stimulation can help.
490
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,503
Ugh
491
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,505
This is just a
This American Life
I think I heard
492
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,007
No, that's absolutely
the case.
I know, right?
493
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:13,969
You know my rectal
electro-ejaculator is rated
for bovine use only
494
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,054
but I could let you rent it
495
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,725
Andy, why don't you
tell us about the best
erection of your life?
496
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:24,104
Or does anyone else have
any remarkable erections
they'd like to share?
497
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,356
Wow. Oh
What are we
talking about?
498
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,358
Toby, doesn't HR
have some rules
499
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,817
against talking about
this kind of stuff?
500
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,571
Erin, HR is a joke.
I can't do anything
about anything
501
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,659
The most important
thing to remember is
do not stress about this
502
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,119
Stress just makes it worse
503
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,498
and then you stress more
and that's a vicious spiral
504
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,584
come in today
505
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,921
Dad, don't think
of it as a demotion
506
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,507
just think of
it as a promotion
to a lower level.
507
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,260
I don't think
you have to tell
your friends anything
508
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,678
It hasn't been
decided yet.
509
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,597
Erin, on the phone memos
you're writing
the date American style
510
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,892
Month, day, year.
I prefer it
day, month, year
511
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,310
Small, bigger, biggest
512
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,395
Oh
513
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,522
Sexual innuendo
not intentional.
514
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,817
Shut up. Shut up, liar
515
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:14,154
"Sexual innuendo
not intentional!"
516
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:17,491
I am sick of
your dumb opinions
517
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:21,704
and if you don't like
the way that I take
phone messages, here
518
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,539
Take them yourself
519
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:29,253
Our sex life is none
of anyone's business
520
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:32,840
And Andy is the manager
Not Nellie
521
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:36,135
Stop protecting me!
I'm a man!
I can protect myself
522
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,761
This is misdirected anger
and I'm sorry!
523
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:38,929
I don't mean to
lash out at you
524
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,265
There's a lot coming up
right now all at once
525
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,350
Dad, go to he
I'm taller than you
526
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,311
Okay, just calm down
527
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,480
You are not the manager
I earned that job!
528
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,275
chosen after Robert
was chosen and quit
529
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,235
Andy, why don't you
just take a seat?
530
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,154
Why don't you
take a seat, idiot?
531
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,699
Why don't you take
all your stupid memos?
532
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,952
And your stupid pens
and your dumb caramels
533
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,413
And your stupid face
534
00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:07,082
And your stupid office
535
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:08,959
Ah! Ow
536
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,090
He does not
like that wall
537
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,805
Maybe we'll get sent
to anger management
together.
538
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:27,061
That would actually be cool
I'd love for you to
meet some of the guys
539
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:33,901
Andy, Erin
you can join us now
540
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,917
What do you like
about Ryan?
541
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,629
Ryan keeps up with all
the latest technology trends
542
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,590
And he's very honest with me
about when I put on weight
543
00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:00,469
And he has the soul
and the body of a poet
544
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,762
Mmm
545
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:02,930
Ravi's hotter
546
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,557
and looks are subjective,
547
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,476
but there's no
question about it
548
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,061
Yeah, but I'm just worried
549
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:10,270
that I'm only
attracted to Rav
550
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,315
because he looks exactly like
this Calvin Klein model
that I'm attracted to.
551
00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:14,692
Who cares? That's fine
552
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,277
When I was your age,
I had to choose between
a Ryan and a Rav
553
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,737
and I chose the Ryan
554
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,116
And if I hadn't,
I wouldn't have my kids
555
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,119
You'd still have kids
556
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,580
Better kids.
You've got to
go with Ravi.
557
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,793
Here's my advice
Figure out what
your heart wants.
558
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,796
And if it's not Ravi,
change it. To Ravi
559
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:43,846
why this is
a dilemma for you
560
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,765
He has, like,
this je ne sais quoi.
561
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,476
He taught me that
562
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,273
Ravi makes me
incredibly happy
563
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,900
And Ryan puts me
through so much drama
564
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,277
So I guess I just
have to decide
565
00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,988
which of those is
more important to me
566
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:05,075
Andy, we're going to go
with Nellie as manager
567
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,161
and put you back
on the sales team
568
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:11,832
we'll all laugh
about this incident.
569
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,376
I already think
it's kind of funny
570
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,593
No
571
00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:24,887
Excuse me?
572
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,222
I'm saying no
573
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,517
Well, you can't say no
574
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:32,102
No
575
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,233
Oh. Boo
576
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,568
Holy crap
577
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:43,489
Boo! Boo! Boo to you
Pam, you are toxic
You are toxic.
578
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:47,701
Kelly, I have a few
things to say to you,
but please don't interrupt
579
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,287
Yeah, but you do
a lot, so just don't.
580
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,956
Thank you.
I know that I haven't
always treated you
581
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,000
the way that you
for whatever reason
582
00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,336
feel you deserve
to be treated
583
00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:59,213
But I want to marry you
Kelly Kapoor
584
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:03,467
Maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow
but some day.
585
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:04,968
And probably
586
00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:07,638
Barf! Oh! You suck
587
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,139
What is your problem?
588
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,600
Hey, can we turn
this back around
quickly please?
589
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,727
Can we turn this
around quickly?
This is very important to me
590
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,146
Turn around
Turn around
591
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,482
Can we turn this *
thing around, please?
Thank you.
592
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,400
She don't want
to turn around.
Thank you
593
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,947
Kelly, I can't promise
you that we'll always
stay together,
594
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,158
I can't promise you
that I'll never cheat on you
Nor should I
595
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,994
Modern marriages
aren't built that way
Men aren't built that way
596
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,913
There's a very
interesting article
I can email to you
597
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:35,707
But I can tell you this,
even if the odds are 50-50
598
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,668
that we'll break up
within the week
599
00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,756
Ryan
600
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,091
Will you roll
those dice with me?
601
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,094
You mean so much to me
602
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:51,098
But I love Ravi
and I choose him
No, you don't
603
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,182
No, you don't
604
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,142
still be friends
605
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,273
Can I have a hug?
606
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,490
Oh. Ew
607
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:11,410
Well, it's good to see
Kelly is maturing.
608
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,370
Oh, God
609
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:18,375
Look, Andrew, we can discuss
the specifics of the job.
610
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:19,877
No
611
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,254
It's the apology. I really have to insist
612
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,298
No
Stop saying "no."
613
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:25,632
No
614
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,802
Andrew, if you say
"no" one more time
you're fired.
615
00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:33,390
So, is there anything
else you want to say?
616
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:35,809
No
617
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,270
I can't describe it.
I just, for the first time
in a long time,
618
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,611
Here.
619
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:50,032
But you hurt
your hand.
I got it
620
00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:52,868
Right now?
Yes
621
00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,636
You're not the
least bit curious
622
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,555
to hear a poem straight
from Ryan's soul?
623
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,723
Not at all.
Can we go?
624
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:17,476
"Kapoor and Ka-desperate
he watches.'
625
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,187
Second line!
"He is a drifter
out to sea."
626
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:24,691
"And when the
Indian Ocean calms
one speck of white remains
627
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,861
"in waters cold
and Kelly green.'
628
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,780
It's just so dumb
629
00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:36,078
But when he describes
himself as a child
lost on a life raft...
630
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,791
Ryan can never know
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