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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:03,266 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,120 Good morning, everybody. 3 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:07,320 - Hi, Dee. - 'Why are you so happy, Dee?' 4 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:09,230 You got rid of those razor bumps? 5 00:00:09,266 --> 00:00:12,096 [laughing] 6 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:15,173 No. It's just a beautiful day. 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,100 Beautiful day? What you smoking? 8 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,103 It's 30 degrees below zero out there. 9 00:00:19,133 --> 00:00:22,353 I got body parts stiffenin' up for all the wrong reasons. 10 00:00:22,383 --> 00:00:24,353 [chuckles] How about some breakfast, Dee? 11 00:00:24,383 --> 00:00:27,133 I got your usual, the doughnut omelet. 12 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:30,326 No, thank you, Pop, I'm trying to keep my hourglass figure. 13 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:31,320 (Pops) 'Ooh!' 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,270 You look like you're a couple of hours too late. 15 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:38,280 [laughing] 16 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,250 That is funny. 17 00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:45,663 - You guys are so crazy. - Hey. 18 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,350 - Damn. - Wow. 19 00:00:47,383 --> 00:00:49,383 I ain't never seen Dee that happy before. 20 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,280 I mean, she's practically floating. 21 00:00:51,316 --> 00:00:54,376 You know that ain't easy for somebody her size. 22 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,280 I mean, all that ass weighing her down and all. 23 00:00:59,150 --> 00:01:01,130 Hey, yo, pop, you think Dee is drinking on the job? 24 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:03,216 No, you can always tell a closet drinker 25 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,370 by the way their hands shake. 26 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,330 [clattering] 27 00:01:08,830 --> 00:01:10,830 Arthritis acting up again. 28 00:01:11,150 --> 00:01:13,280 Hey, I know why Dee is happy. 29 00:01:13,316 --> 00:01:15,316 The McRib sandwich is back. 30 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,196 - I don't think so. - For real. 31 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:22,123 Actually, if I didn't know better 32 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,180 I think Dee hooked up with a man. 33 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,096 A man? 34 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:27,203 Dee? 35 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:29,273 I think you're the one drinking on the job. 36 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:36,333 Oh, my God! Would you look at this? 37 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:40,200 Dee is kissing. 38 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,003 Hold on a second, I see tongue. 39 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:46,660 Hey, yo, man, I think Dee hired a male prostitute. 40 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:49,283 [theme song] 41 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,000 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 42 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:53,270 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' ♪ 43 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,120 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 44 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:58,376 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 45 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,200 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print.' 46 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:02,253 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.' 47 00:02:02,283 --> 00:02:05,273 [theme music] 48 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:32,833 Please, Dee, people are watching. 49 00:02:32,116 --> 00:02:34,826 [chuckles] Look, just 'cause you're a dentist 50 00:02:34,116 --> 00:02:36,176 don't mean you can't give me no sugar. 51 00:02:36,216 --> 00:02:37,276 [laughing] 52 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,380 Shawn, Dee snapped. 53 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,830 Dee! Dee! 54 00:02:43,116 --> 00:02:44,196 - Girl, what's wrong with you? - What? 55 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,663 You can't be grabbing on no man like that. 56 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:49,170 Look, I know you ain't had none in a while, butdamn! 57 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,370 - Get out of here. - Marlon's right, Dee. 58 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,250 You're still on probation from the last time. 59 00:02:52,283 --> 00:02:54,233 [laughing] Oh, stop it. 60 00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:56,656 You all stop clowning around. 61 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,350 This is Kenny. 62 00:02:57,383 --> 00:03:00,233 Kenny, this is Shawn. 63 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:03,326 - Pops and Marlon Williams. - How you doing, man? 64 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:04,230 Nice to meet you, what's up, baby? You aight? 65 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:06,196 Oh, stop it, leave him.. 66 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:08,233 Hey, listen, man, we cool? 67 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:12,100 Yeah, Dee's, Dee's told me a lot about you. 68 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:13,133 - Really? - Yeah. 69 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:16,166 That's funny, Al Cowlings. 70 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,230 'Cause she hasn't mentioned a word about you, brah. 71 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,366 - What the deal? - 'Yeah.' 72 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,280 How did you guys meet? 73 00:03:21,316 --> 00:03:24,246 Oh, we met when I filled her cavity. 74 00:03:24,283 --> 00:03:27,103 Filled her cavity? Ew! 75 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:30,103 You're tellin' us a little bit too much. 76 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:32,163 Not me. 77 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,180 It's not like that, it's not like that. 78 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:36,146 Kenny is my dentist. 79 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:37,353 - A dentist? - Yes. 80 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,203 Ooh! A sadiddy. 81 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,150 Well, I've got an appointment. 82 00:03:43,183 --> 00:03:46,503 Hmm. Okay. So I'll see you later? 83 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,250 - Peace out, A.C. - Uh, nice meeting you all. 84 00:03:48,283 --> 00:03:50,203 Tell O.J. I said what's up? 85 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:53,233 - Mm. - Dee, you're embarrassin' me. 86 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,266 Oh-h-h. 87 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,300 - That's enough. - Okay. 88 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,180 ♪ Dee and Kenny ♪ 89 00:04:00,216 --> 00:04:03,116 ♪ Kissing in a tree ♪ 90 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:05,330 ♪ K-I-S ♪ 91 00:04:05,366 --> 00:04:08,366 ♪ F-I B-G ♪♪ 92 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:12,200 So, Dee, how long 93 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:15,833 have you and Kenny been keeping company? 94 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:17,326 Oh, just a few weeks. 95 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:20,300 But they've been the best few weeks of my life. 96 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:24,223 I bet the doctor has teared it up, huh, Dee? 97 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:27,500 Numbin' it up with a little bit of Novocaine. 98 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:29,996 (Pops) Get on back to work. 99 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,100 - Go on back to work. - What's wrong with.. 100 00:04:32,133 --> 00:04:33,203 Oh. 101 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:35,283 Dee, that Kenny is kinda sweet on you. 102 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,266 Yeah. I like him too. 103 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,660 Well, he seemed like a nice fella. 104 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,380 Oh, Kenny is a gentleman. 105 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,160 He's kind, he's thoughtful. 106 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,300 He's a good listener. 107 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:47,163 Just a little somethin' missin'. 108 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,330 Missin'? 109 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,300 You mean like.. 110 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:52,833 ...missin' missin'? 111 00:04:52,116 --> 00:04:54,126 You know they got a pump for that, right? 112 00:04:55,216 --> 00:04:57,156 Dee, you're a young woman in your prime. 113 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,150 You don't have to settle for half a man. 114 00:05:00,183 --> 00:05:02,283 Of course, that depends on which half. 115 00:05:02,316 --> 00:05:04,326 (Dee) 'Oh, stop.' 116 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:06,160 No, not that. 117 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,660 I mean, he's really shy. 118 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,220 I just wish he were a little more aggressive. 119 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,330 So, Dee, why don't you just make the first move? 120 00:05:12,366 --> 00:05:15,266 Oh, no. I'm tired of doin' that. 121 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:18,230 I always make the first move and then the second move 122 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:19,316 and the third move.. 123 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:21,320 Then they make the fourth move to the door. 124 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:23,130 [laughs] 125 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:25,346 I just wish just once that 126 00:05:25,383 --> 00:05:28,223 somebody else could take control. 127 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,350 Well, Dee, we're happy you found someone. 128 00:05:30,383 --> 00:05:32,283 And I'm sure when you've straighten everythin' out 129 00:05:32,316 --> 00:05:35,376 you and Kenny will be together for a long, long time. 130 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,000 - You think so? - I know so! 131 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:39,330 - Thanks, Pops. - Oh, I know. 132 00:05:39,366 --> 00:05:41,376 You don't see romances like yours anymore. 133 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,330 - Alright. - Alright. 134 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,320 - I give it a week. - But you said that-- 135 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,300 I know, I was trying to protect her feelings. 136 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:52,003 You just heard her say that she wants someone more aggres-sive. 137 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:53,270 Dee need to go get with Ike Turner. 138 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,330 [laughs] 139 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:58,000 Hey, y'all, look, it's obvious that Kenny likes Dee a lot. 140 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:01,100 Now, I think that the brother is just a little uptight. 141 00:06:01,133 --> 00:06:03,303 I think me and you could loosen him up with a little pep talk. 142 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,003 Hey! That's a good idea. 143 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,300 But you guys be kinda easy with him. 144 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,383 I think he kinda...soft. 145 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,170 Hey, look here, brother. 146 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,160 Couple of days with me and Shawn 147 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,230 and he'll be smackin' it, flippin' it 148 00:06:16,266 --> 00:06:18,246 and rubbin' it down. 149 00:06:20,383 --> 00:06:22,223 ♪ It's our home away from home ♪♪ 150 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,320 (Marlon) 'In Spanish..' 151 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,300 [speaking in foreign language] 152 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:27,346 "Junkin Yo Trunk." 153 00:06:27,383 --> 00:06:29,133 I have some old clothes in the back of my trunk. 154 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:31,326 No, no, no. 155 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:33,660 Chill. Not that kinda junk. 156 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:35,496 That kind. 157 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:38,246 (Kenny) Wow! Did you see that? 158 00:06:38,283 --> 00:06:40,323 Yeah, pretty nice, huh? Pow! 159 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:43,500 No, I mean, that overbite. Youch! 160 00:06:45,216 --> 00:06:47,996 Hey, would you excuse us for a second? Heh. 161 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:52,280 Shawn, this is a waste of time, man. 162 00:06:52,316 --> 00:06:54,296 Look, Dee should just face the facts 163 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:57,333 and renew her subscription to "Playgirl." 164 00:06:57,366 --> 00:07:00,166 Look, Marlon, don't give up on this guy yet, okay? 165 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,100 - We're doing this for Dee. - Come on, uh.. 166 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:04,383 Come on, man. Just, just be patient. 167 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,330 - Aight? - Alright. 168 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,130 Hey, Kenny, come here. 169 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,316 Have a seat, brah. 170 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:12,170 (Kenny) 'You know, I don't think' 171 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,280 Dee would approve of me going to a club like this. 172 00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:18,096 Well, you know, I-I don't think you're married. 173 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,503 And, you know, I wouldn't worry about it, man. 174 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:22,300 If Dee was here, she'd want you to have a good time. 175 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,153 Here you go, doc. 176 00:07:24,183 --> 00:07:26,203 - Drink it. - Oh, what is it? 177 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:28,303 Uh, it's a little Cisco and some Thunderbird 178 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,273 and a little bit of Night Train to take off the edge. 179 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:35,500 It's called the ghetto iced tea. 180 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:36,200 Guys, I'm not much of a drinker. 181 00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:37,383 Oh, come on, man, a little bit 182 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,220 of Night Train ain't never hurt nobody. 183 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,270 Come on, man, drink. 184 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,000 My throat is a little parched. 185 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,130 That's your business just drink. 186 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:47,116 (Shawn and Marlon) Tot! Tot! Take it to the head. 187 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:50,000 (in unison) Take it to the head. Take it to the head. Take it to the 188 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:52,270 ...to the head. Take it to the head. 189 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,330 Whoo! 190 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:55,150 Take it to the head! 191 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,833 'Take it to the head!' 192 00:07:57,116 --> 00:07:59,656 - 'Yeah.' - Hey! Hey! Hey! 193 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,830 (Kenny) 'Whoo!' 194 00:08:00,116 --> 00:08:03,216 Yeah! Alright! 195 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,300 Ghetto iced tea for everybody. 196 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:09,123 Come on, hold up. I think you need to slow down, doc. 197 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:12,170 Doc? Are you really a doctor? 198 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,330 That's right. I'm a den-tist. 199 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:18,216 Oh! Well, doc, do you have a card? 200 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,350 Because I think I might need a filling. 201 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,180 Ooh. 202 00:08:22,216 --> 00:08:24,126 (Kenny) No problem. 203 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,266 Why don't you come by for a free drilling? 204 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,200 Whoo! 205 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:31,103 Yo, man, this dude's a pig. 206 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,283 - Oh. - Hey, hey, hey, girl. 207 00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:34,166 My shirt got wet. 208 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,170 Yeah, I know, and it's cold in here too. 209 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:41,503 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - I'm not. 210 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,180 Here, let me wipe that off for you, girl. 211 00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:47,123 Why don't you take my shirt? 212 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:49,830 And you let me buy you a drink. 213 00:08:49,116 --> 00:08:50,176 Thanks, doc. 214 00:08:50,216 --> 00:08:53,296 I'll have a sex on the beach. 215 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,103 Hey, yo, we'd better get him out of here, man 216 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,303 before he gets hisself into trouble. 217 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:58,103 - Yeah, I hear you. - Kenny, come on, let's bounce. 218 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:00,103 - Come on, doc. - But I want to stay. 219 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:01,283 - Yeah. Yeah. - Too bad. 220 00:09:01,316 --> 00:09:03,366 Now get on out of here, ya pervert. 221 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,250 Hey, girl, you know I'm a doctor too. 222 00:09:08,283 --> 00:09:12,183 [laughing] You ain't no doctor. 223 00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:14,296 Well, I can still give you a mammogram. 224 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,180 Man, that Kenny don't know how to handle no liquor. 225 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:21,296 No, man, tell me about it. 226 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,103 He kept kissing on the cab driver 227 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:24,183 and calling him Dee. 228 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:26,266 Yeah, but he got us a free ride. 229 00:09:27,383 --> 00:09:30,303 Hey, do what you got to do, brother. 230 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,373 Oh, man, I can't wait to tell Dee 231 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,660 all the fun we had, Shawn. Who-o-o! 232 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,370 Wait, wait, wait. Slow down, okay? 233 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,250 Now you know how jealous Dee gets 234 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:40,153 if she finds out we took Kenny out to a club 235 00:09:40,183 --> 00:09:42,503 she's gonna get mad, don't tell her. 236 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:44,130 Hey, guys, have you seen Kenny? 237 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,176 He didn't answer his phone all night. 238 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:49,826 And he's not upstairs in his office. 239 00:09:49,116 --> 00:09:50,326 Oh, well, um.. 240 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:53,116 Now that's because he's probably like really exhausted 241 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:57,000 from, uh, hanging out at, uh, uh, Coney Island with us. 242 00:09:58,116 --> 00:10:00,126 - You took him to Coney Island? - Yeah. 243 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,126 Yeah, Dee, and, Dee, girl, girl 244 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,156 he talked about you all night long. 245 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,380 I mean, Dee, he spent eight hours on your booty alone. 246 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,230 [laughing] Oh, stop. 247 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:15,000 - Wow. That was nice of you. - Oh, well, you know. 248 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,220 You know, he doesn't get out much. 249 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,270 - Oh. - I could tell. 250 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,370 Thank you. 251 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,150 Oh, Kenny, you look terrible, what happened to you? 252 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:27,273 I got sick from all those ghetto iced teas 253 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,200 the guys gave me. 254 00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:32,283 It, it wasn't iced tea remember, uh, Kenny 255 00:10:32,316 --> 00:10:35,326 it-it was bad lemonade from Coney Island. 256 00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:38,196 Coney Island? 257 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:41,003 - Coney Island, yeah, man. - Right. Right. 258 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,330 Coney Island. 259 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:45,830 Oh, Kenny, you poor thing. 260 00:10:45,116 --> 00:10:46,346 Well, I'mma come over tonight 261 00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:49,283 and take good care of you, okay, baby? 262 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,126 Mm. 263 00:10:57,133 --> 00:11:00,233 - Doc. Hi, it's me. - Do I know you? 264 00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:03,326 [chuckles] Yeah, remember last night. 265 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:06,170 Well, here. I bought you back your shirt. 266 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,500 Shirt? Kenny, who's this woman? 267 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,160 - Honestly, I don't know her. - Oh. 268 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,200 [chuckles] You remember me. 269 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,253 Sex on the beach. 270 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:18,103 Well, I guess it was kinda dark. 271 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,273 Wait, here, maybe this will remind you. 272 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,330 Remember now? 273 00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:36,166 I'm Miss Junk in the Trunk 274 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,370 you know, from the club. 275 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,200 Oh, you took him to a club last night 276 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,333 and then you lied to me about it? 277 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:44,220 - Uh-huh. - Ha? 278 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:47,270 [laughs] Oh, now I remember. 279 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,270 See, I-I spilled a drink on her 280 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,130 when she was sitting on my lap. 281 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:54,176 Oh, you're embarrassed from me to kiss you in public 282 00:11:54,216 --> 00:11:56,656 but you let this.. 283 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,320 ...sit on your lap. 284 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,120 Honestly, Dee, nothing happened. 285 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,280 Dee, he was completely innoce-- 286 00:12:00,316 --> 00:12:02,156 - Shut up! - Yes, ma'am. 287 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,160 Then why did you lie to me about it? 288 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,150 - Yeah, Kenny, I am shocked. - Shut up. 289 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,373 What you hit me like that for? 290 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,200 - Dee. - No, no, no! 291 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:12,833 That's alright, don't matter. We're finished. 292 00:12:12,116 --> 00:12:14,996 - Uh.. - 'Junk in your trunk. Hmph!' 293 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,330 [instrumental music] 294 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:24,663 Come on, Dee, come on. 295 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,350 Now I know that Shawn and Marlon 296 00:12:25,383 --> 00:12:28,333 and...Kenny lied to you. 297 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,320 But I've seen this fella Kenny, he's into you. 298 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,300 - You don't wanna lose that. - Of course, I don't. 299 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,383 But I don't know if I'll ever be able to trust him again. 300 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,130 He's just like all the others. Tch. 301 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:41,266 Dee, things happen in every relationship 302 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:44,660 that's why you've got to remember to forgive and forget. 303 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,500 Saved a lot of marriages, including mine. 304 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:48,330 - Really? - Yes. 305 00:12:48,366 --> 00:12:51,346 I caught mom's hand in the cookie jar. 306 00:12:51,383 --> 00:12:54,253 She would sneak out every night and get her feel. 307 00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:56,133 Yes, then she'd sneak back in bed 308 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,276 pretend nothing happened. 309 00:12:57,316 --> 00:13:00,266 Pops, I didn't know your wife cheated on you. 310 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,660 What? I'm talking about cookies. 311 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,660 She cheated on her diet. 312 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,250 Oh, I am so sorry, Pop. 313 00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:10,233 My mind must be elsewhere. 314 00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:11,246 - Well.. - Mm. 315 00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:13,323 The point is, I forgave her 316 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:15,370 and you've got to forgive Kenny. 317 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,370 [instrumental music] 318 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,230 [knock on door] 319 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,156 Hey, guys, uh, what was so important 320 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,830 that I had to rush up here? 321 00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,176 Yo, check it out, Kenny. 322 00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:26,326 Me and Marlon was tryin' to come up with a way 323 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,280 to get you and Dee back together. 324 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:29,226 No, I might as well admit it's over. 325 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,216 A woman like Dee is too good for me. 326 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,350 Come on, Kenny, man, don't give up yet. 327 00:13:34,383 --> 00:13:36,373 Dee is craving romance. 328 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,330 Marlon's right, man, and if we can find a way 329 00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:42,176 for you to romance her, I think you can get back with her. 330 00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:44,156 Look, I don't know the first thing about romance 331 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,150 I wouldn't know what to say. 332 00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:47,003 What would be your normal MacDaddy lines 333 00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:48,180 to a regular girl? 334 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:50,196 Just pretend I'm Dee. 335 00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:52,163 Yeah, Kenny, I can.. 336 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,220 [laughs] 337 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,330 - Oh you.. - Stop. 338 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:58,996 Yeah, you gon' push your game on me.. 339 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:02,330 Uh, Dee, I.. 340 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,300 ...really think you're nice. 341 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,163 Who are you? Bryant Gumbel? 342 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,320 [imitates Bryant] Dee, I think you're really nice. 343 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,000 Come on, man. 344 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,370 You got to be more aggressive, man. 345 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,380 Dee! I'd...kill for you. 346 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,130 - Hey, man. - Slow down, O.J. 347 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,200 Look, man, I think this is gonna be harder than I thought. 348 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,833 Maybe there's some kind of way where 349 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,156 where we could put the words in your mouth for you or something. 350 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,350 You mean, like a ventriloquist, huh? 351 00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:33,333 - Yeah, something like that. - 'Mm-hmm.' 352 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,100 Without me having to put my hand up your butt. 353 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,120 [instrumental music] 354 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:40,000 Hey, y'all, I'm telling you, Kenny, man. 355 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,320 This thing is guaranteed to bring you two back together. 356 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:45,220 Now, Marlon, come on. Marlon, let's go over our plan. 357 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:48,120 Okay. Hey, Shawn, you know how I feel like. 358 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:50,220 I feel like Bobby Brown in the "Prerogative" video. 359 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,500 Huh. Hustle. Dance. 360 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,280 Okay, back to the plan. 361 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,176 I hid a microphone right here in the lapel 362 00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:04,246 of this cheap old Kmart jacket, right? 363 00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:06,323 And I got a speaker hidden in these big, old 364 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:08,320 Bobby Womack shades you got on. 365 00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:12,660 Look, only address me by my secret code name 366 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,230 Agent 69 aka.. 367 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,280 ...Freaky Deaky. 368 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,346 Anyway, brah, this is how it's gonna work. 369 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,303 I'm gonna feed you a bunch of smooth lines 370 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,233 and you're gonna repeat after us. 371 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:24,996 Okay? Simple. 372 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,130 Alright, now look, Dee should be here any minute. 373 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,316 If you need us, we're gonna be right out 374 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:30,320 there in the newsstand listening in. 375 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,380 - Good luck, Jim. - Alright, thanks. 376 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,660 - What's my name? - Freaky Deaky. 377 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,200 That's my boy. 378 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,330 Look, I-I don't know if this is gonna work. 379 00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:44,656 Sure it will. 380 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,100 I've made French cuisine. 381 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,353 And when Dee tastes my French fried French bread 382 00:15:48,383 --> 00:15:50,663 with French mustard 383 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,120 you're gonna get a French kiss. 384 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,296 Let's set the mood. 385 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,180 [instrumental music] 386 00:15:59,216 --> 00:16:00,196 Ooh. 387 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:02,233 Voila. 388 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:06,100 Testing, testing. One, two. One, two. 389 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,203 Testing. 390 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,163 [shouting] Can you hear me? 391 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,230 I hear you loud and clear! 392 00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:13,266 Hey, man, what's wrong with you? 393 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,100 Come in there and kick you in your glasses. 394 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,270 Ooh. 395 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,220 Shawn, you need to get some of your lines from here. 396 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,230 - They got some good stuff. - Man, peace out. 397 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,216 I don't need to get none of my MacDaddy lines 398 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,320 from this booty magazine. 399 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,266 [whispers] Oh, she's comin', she's comin'. 400 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:38,150 Kenny, the rhino is charging. 401 00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:41,163 Fat Albert has left the junkyard 402 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,180 and he's headed your way, way, way. 403 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,180 So what is this emergency, Pops? 404 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,276 Hello, Dee. 405 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:52,366 Oh, it's you. 406 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 - Hold on, Dee. - Hold on, Dee. 407 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,330 - It's not me. - It's not me. 408 00:16:56,366 --> 00:17:00,146 It hasn't been me since...you left my life. 409 00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:03,833 (Kenny on microphone) I haven't been me since you left my life. 410 00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:06,326 I never heard you talk like that before. 411 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,330 I never knew what life would be like.. 412 00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:10,496 ...without you in my arms. 413 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,230 [whispers] Oh, Shawn. 414 00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:14,326 ...without you in my arms. 415 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,350 So sit your booty down. 416 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:18,133 So sit your booty down here 417 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,366 and let my, let me, let me 418 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,500 feast my eyes on your beauty. 419 00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:25,160 Ow, ow, watch it, you clumsy ox. 420 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,120 - Hey, watch it, you clumsy ox. - What? 421 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,500 Uh, uh, I mean, uh.. 422 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:32,100 Uh, I-I meant you.. 423 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,303 Chocolate fox. 424 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,233 Chocolate fox. 425 00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:39,656 Sometimes, I get a little, uh, tongue-tied. 426 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,100 Oh. 427 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:44,496 Bonjour, madame. Monsieur. 428 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,220 Would you like a glass of wine? 429 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,830 Vino du blanc. 430 00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,996 I've tasted them both. 431 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,180 Exquisite. 432 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,250 I don't know if you need to be drinking, Kenny. 433 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,503 (Shawn on microphone) 'You're right, Dee.' 434 00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,200 'I don't need to drink wine 'cause..' 435 00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:01,303 '...I'm already intoxicated by your beauty.' 436 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:04,183 'See, I've been shy up until this point' 437 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:08,326 'but, girl, now I need to tell you how I feel.' 438 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,250 Excuse me? 439 00:18:09,283 --> 00:18:11,333 That's right.. 440 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:12,300 ...from the first time I saw you.. 441 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,103 From the, from the minute I-I first saw you, I wanted 442 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,133 wanted to wrap myself up in you. 443 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,996 Your lips, you hair 444 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,330 the scent of your skin. 445 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,166 Well, you don't smell so bad yourself. 446 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,200 Give me a kiss, big boy. 447 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,283 Hey, wait a minute, lady, you got the wrong idea. 448 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,116 Wait, lady, you got the wrong idea. 449 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:35,660 Wait for what, I mean, wrong idea about what? 450 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,330 Get out of here, you ghetto Ms. Butterworth. 451 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:38,330 Hey, Marlon. Marlon. 452 00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,116 Marlon, pick up the microphone 453 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:43,150 and say somethin' romantic. 454 00:18:43,183 --> 00:18:44,383 Make up your mind, would you? 455 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,280 Why are you playing with my emotions? 456 00:18:46,316 --> 00:18:49,126 "Hey, let me warm your.. 457 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,146 "...hot cheeks with a good hard spanking 458 00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:55,173 and lick you from head to toe." 459 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,660 Oh, baby, let me warm your cheeks 460 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,280 with a good hard spanking.. 461 00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:03,496 ...and lick you from head to toe. 462 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:04,350 Kenny.. 463 00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:08,233 ...you're into some weird stuff there. 464 00:19:08,266 --> 00:19:10,246 I like it. 465 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,200 And then we could dress up in diapers 466 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:19,833 and, and talk like babies, huh? 467 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:23,096 Uh-uh. No, no, it's okay. 468 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,273 It's alright. 469 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,160 - Uh, Dee, Dee, Dee, wait. - What? 470 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,500 - Wait for what? - Wait. Uh.. 471 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:29,370 Change my diaper. 472 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,330 - Well, this isn't right. - No, it's not. 473 00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:34,196 What the hell's wrong with you, man? 474 00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,153 I-I do want to get back together 475 00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:38,173 that's how I feel. 476 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,120 These haven't been my words. 477 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:43,170 Shawn and Marlon have been feeding me lines through these. 478 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,120 What the hell is going on here.. 479 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,370 (Dee on microphone) 'Trick glasses.' 480 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,330 Dee, those are the kind that are special 481 00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:51,116 you know, they got a little hearing aid in 'em. 482 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:54,380 Young man, there's no shame because you can't hear. 483 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,170 Oh. No, don't give me that. 484 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,270 Shawn, Marlon, I know you're around here. 485 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:05,180 - Shawn? - Hello, there. 486 00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:06,316 Hi, Dee. 487 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:08,280 I should've known you two were behind this 488 00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:10,276 tryin' and make a fool out of me, huh? 489 00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:13,326 Look, Dee, we was just tryin' to get you and Kenny back together. 490 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,130 By putting a bunch of stupid words in his mouth? 491 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,226 And you, Kenny, I don't understand. 492 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,156 Look, Dee, I didn't mean to deceive you 493 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,300 I just, I just, didn't wanna lose you. 494 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,233 You don't wanna lose me, then tell me howyou feel. 495 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,320 Alright, I'll tell you. 496 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:30,320 I.. 497 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,350 I love you dammit. 498 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,320 You better go, girl. 499 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,350 Wait a minute. I see tongue. 500 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,250 Oh-h-h! 501 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:50,103 See little love birds. I have a magnifique 502 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,183 No, thanks, Pops. 503 00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:54,266 Dee and I are going back to my place. 504 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:58,660 I think I can cook up something myself. 505 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,660 Macaroni. 506 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,350 And dessert we can work on together. 507 00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:03,333 - Ooh. - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 508 00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:06,656 Chocolate mousse, ha! 509 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,160 Uh, you guys didn't tell him to say that, did you? 510 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,100 Hell no. 511 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:12,353 Hey, yo, Kenny, you straight on the Jimmy hen? 512 00:21:12,383 --> 00:21:14,333 - I'm straight, brah. - 'Aight!' 513 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,830 - Thanks for everything. - Oh, man! 514 00:21:16,116 --> 00:21:18,826 I got a big pot of fresh pig knuckles. 515 00:21:18,116 --> 00:21:19,196 I don't want 'em to go to waste. 516 00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:20,373 Why don't you boys come on into the diner 517 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,370 and I'll serve 'em up to you? 518 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,200 Peace out, Cream of Wheat man. 519 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:25,203 Go back to your box. 520 00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:28,333 Hey, look here, y'all go on, help pop, with them feed. 521 00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:31,096 I'm gonna stay here and read some more of my magazine. 522 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,170 Here it comes.. 523 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,830 "From the moment I saw you 524 00:21:36,116 --> 00:21:38,996 "I was hooked on your beauty. 525 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,200 "Girl, I wanted to strip you naked 526 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:45,163 and have my way with you on a leopard-skin rug." 527 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,500 Sounds good to me. 528 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:03,330 [instrumental music] 529 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,220 Tot! Tot! Take it to the head! 530 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,270 Take it to the head! Tot! Tot! 531 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:10,150 Take it to the head! Take it to the head! 532 00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:13,173 Take it to the head! Whoo! 533 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,300 Take it to the head! 534 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,303 'Take it to the head!' 535 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:19,223 - Yeah! - Hey, hey, hey. 536 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,320 Yeah! alright! 537 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:26,180 Ghetto iced tea for everybody. 538 00:22:26,216 --> 00:22:28,216 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon, say cheese. 38713

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