Original subtitles

(rock music playing)

(Kirby) The most important thing for any artist is originality.

Lucky for me, I am by far the most original person I know.

That's right.

There's only one Kirby Buckets.

Or at least, I thought there was.

(rock music playing)

(theme music playing)

(Man) ♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

(Principal Mitchell) As you all know by now,

a rare freshwater hurricane is currently on course

to destroy Forest Beach High.

As such,

all Forest Beach students have been relocated here.

Please make them feel at home,

and ask them how their hair gets such...

effortless beachy waves.

(Kirby sighs)

You guys seein' what I'm seein'?

All the sand these beach kids are tracking everywhere? Yeah.

All these Beach kids are potential new fans for my web channel.

And I designed an awesome new character

that I think all of them are gonna love: Beach Franklin.

(Dangerbird) Ah! Help!

Not waiting 20 minutes was too dangerous a stunt.

(all laugh)

(panting)

A hottie saved is a hottie earned.

(all chuckle)

Plus, I got a huge promotional stunt

planned for Mitchell's welcome party later.

If all goes well, I should double my subscribers.

I don't know, Kirb.

There's something about these Forest Beach kids I don't like.

Up until today, I had the best body in school.

But now I have to share the title with that guy.

Oh come on. It's not like he's from Forest Swamp or anything.

Stop that swamp kid.

-(grunting) -Take him to holding.

I fear the Swamp kids are using this transition to sneak into Forest Hills.

Oh, hey. There's a potential new fan now.

Hey, uh, just wanted to welcome you to Forest Hills. I'm Kirby.

One second, bro. Just finishing up some work on my web channel.

I'm Bucky.

Dude, you have a web channel? Me too.

Here, check this out.

(surf music playing)

Bawk, bawk. Not cool, man.

A talking chicken?

Pfft.

Uh, that's kid stuff, bro.

I mean, what's next, a talking taco?

Me? I'm all about serious.

Live-action films. Stuff that makes you think.

Check this out.

(rock music playing)

See, the burrito doesn't need to talk for you to get the message.

It's called symbolism, bro.

Whoa. That burrito really makes me think.

I'll never do lowbrow humor again.

(squawks)

Pfft.

(chuckling)

What are you doing?

Oh, uh, sometimes I see funny stuff in my head.

-You wouldn't get it. -(sighs)

Bucky, I love this school!

The principal seems so honest.

Oh, these are my friends, Levi and Bird.

You gotta be kidding me.

-Eli... -Shh.

(romantic music playing)

♪ I'm talking 'bout Fish and Bird ♪

♪ And Fish is swimmin' in a big sea of love ♪

♪ And the sea's name is Bird ♪

Uh... I mean, uh...

I don't like you, and you're weird.

And you have a weird face.

♪ I'm talkin' bout Bird and Fish ♪

♪ And Bird is flying in a big sky of love ♪

♪ And the sky's name is Fish ♪

Blech!

I can't stand you and you're lame and everything you do is lame!

(both grunt)

So, uh, I think we'll be going. We've got a school to rule.

Dawn.

I'm sorry, but it's over.

This whole, "Will they? Won't they?" thing, never gonna happen now.

Ew, what are you talking about?

Uh, throwing chicken bones all over the floor.

I can't be with a girl who everyone thinks is gross, Dawn.

(belches)

Excuse you, that's my locker.

I'm Dawn Biscuits, by the way.

Like the dog treat that promotes healthy dog gums, but hotter.

Whoa! I'm seeing double.

Hey, everybody! Look at the Dawn Twins!

They're twinsies!

Uh, (chuckles) no, no, this is ridiculous.

She looks nothing like me.

You really can't tell the difference?

Mmm... uhh...

I'm sorry, Dawn. I can't.

You were talking to me!

-(chattering) -(upbeat music)

Welcome to Forest Hills.

I'm just glad I'm not the only chill dude around here anymore.

Is it just me, or are Bucky and his lame friends totally copying us?

Guys... we've gotta go to the Chadlands and get that jewelry back.

See? That's exactly the sort of mission I'd launch us on!

All right, well, here's one thing he can't copy.

I'm gonna pump up this party the way only Kirby Buckets could.

In three, two...

(whirring)

(crowd cheering)

Let's show him what a real promotional stunt looks like.

What... No, Fish...

(Crowd) Aw!

(crowd laughs)

Unfresh, Mr. Buckets. Unfresh.

Total wipeout, eh, bros?

Guys, prepare for war.

There's only room in this school for one Kirby Buckets.

So, after a lot of soul-searching on how to handle these Forest Beach kids,

I think the right thing to do is just make their lives

so miserable that they're forced to leave.

(chuckles)

Good, because Bird and I are gonna destroy each other if this doesn't end soon...

(romantic music playing)

♪ I'm talking 'bout Fish and Bird ♪

♪ Fish and Bird ♪

...because we dislike each other so much.

We're gonna hit 'em so hard they're gonna wish they were Swamp kids.

(grunting)

Normally, I'm all about your plans, Kirby,

but do you think a cool guy like Levi really deserves this?

I'm sorry, Eli, but enough is enough.

Somebody's gonna have to pay.

I think it's time we launch Operation Beat Bucky.

(groaning)

(gags)

What happened to my ear yesterday...

(indistinct talking)

(indistinct talking continues)

(kids laughing)

So, uh, I thought it might be nice to have some Dawn time, you know?

Just, uh, call in sick from school,

hang out indoors away from people, just fun girl stuff.

I think there was some more meat on one of those bones.

Haha, I have an idea.

How about I go get you some jigsaw puzzles to do

while I go back to school and restore my good name. Fun.

Honey, you're supposed to be home sick, what are you doing up?

Ah, my goodness.

I know I don't say this enough, but I love you.

You will always be my little girl.

I don't know what you're up to, finding someone who looks exactly like you,

but I'm on to you, Dawn.

Or Dawn.

I'm on to either and/or both of you.

Uh!

My family's the worst.

I don't know, seems a lot nicer than my family.

Especially my little brother, Bucky.

He always ruins everything for me.

My little brother always ruins everything for me!

Pull up a drumstick and tell me about it.

Have you noticed how Bird's eyes are like pools of moonlight?

I mean, uh, gross! (forced laugh)

Moonlight is disgusting!

Well, on the good side,

we totally destroyed Bucky today.

I bet he's cleaning out his locker as we speak.

Ah! What the chicken?

Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk! I'm a talking chicken.

-(bawking) -(Bucky laughing)

Get it? It's like that dumb stuff you put on your web channel.

I can't keep lying to my friends.

Are you ready for the questions, Levi?

Are you ready to answer for what we've done?

Are you talking about... the taffy?

(crash)

Never talk about the taffy!

Eli, wait!

Do you... still have it?

A part of me never left that shopping mall.

(sniffles)

Ah! What the chicken?

Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk! I'm a talking chicken.

(bawking)

Is that what does it for you, Buckets?

Watching dead chickens on the Internet?

What's next, eating them?

(bawking)

Bawk, bawk... Oh, no! It's happening!

Oh, hey, Daw...

Who are you?

Biscuits. Dawn Biscuits.

Ugh! My brother's website stinks.

Wait, Bucky's your brother?

So he also has an awful sister named Dawn?

Kind of rude since I'm standing right here, but whatever.

I despise Bucky.

So, if for some reason you ever wanted to get back at him,

then I know all his weaknesses.

Spiders! Spiders!

Bluish fire! What? Ah!

That super cool Ben Franklin-inspired character I secretly like!

I'm like sand in your shorts.

Don't fight it.

How do you know all my weaknesses?

Tell me everything.

Not now. Meet me in the school basement tomorrow.

Did he take the bait?

Does a turkey heart taste delicious?

It... It tastes delicious. I'm saying yes, he took the bait.

Soon, you and I will finally give our brothers what they deserve.

(Both) Double Dawn!

(thunder crashes)

-Oh, was that lightning? -I think so.

(Both) Double Dawn!

(thunder crashes)

Sweet!

Uh... hello?

Anyone here?

Other Dawn?

Kirby!

W... Bucky? What are you doing here?

Your sister sent me a text.

Let me guess, she was gonna tell you all my weaknesses?

It's a trap!

-Quick! -(both Dawns laughing)

Hey!

(groans)

You make my skin crawl.

That's why I'm never gonna leave your side,

just to make you crazy.

I want you to meet my parents. They won't be able to stand you either.

We are never gonna get out of this basement.

Dawn wins again.

She always wins.

That's why she makes me write this on my stomach every day.

What? You let her do that to you?

My sister never wins,

and I'm not gonna let her start now.

Buck up, Bucky, and help me think. Come on.

We're smart, creative guys. Let's find a way out of here.

Yeah, you're right.

Just leave this to the imagination of a great filmmaker.

Okay, I think we should find giant burritos to shove in our mouths...

or escape through that pipe over there.

I like your second idea a lot more.

Don't worry, this laser can cut through anything.

Which is why we're gonna use it to cut ourselves

into tiny pieces to slip through the cracks.

(clucks) You're... welcome.

Uh, I guess we should go for that toolbox.

(spits) Oh, some of the mud just got in my mouth.

Oh, you know, the sewer pipes at Forest Beach are way less gross than this.

What, do you spend a lot of time in sewer pipes?

Stop complaining, we're almost there.

-Yes! -Nice try, Dawns.

Looks like your plan didn't work out this time.

That wasn't exactly our entire plan.

(gasps) Look! Another kid with a smug attitude and his own web channel!

(grunting)

Is this real hair?

Yeah. We glued it to your head.

W...

Oh, no. We look like...

Swamp kids!

Have fun at Forest Swamp!

(Both) Double Dawn!

(clears throat)

(thunder crashes)

(Both) There it is.

I swear I'm gonna crush and hold your hand until it's powder.

Not if I crush yours first.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

-Thanks, Bird. -Thanks, Fish.

(grunts)

Man, the Forest Swamp trap was just the beginning.

Now that our sisters are teamed up,

they're gonna stop at nothing just trying to ruin our lives.

Unless we stop them.

(Eli) Shh!

-Hi, Kirby. -Hi, Bucky.

It all happened a year ago.

Levi and I were both accidentally left in the same

salt water taffy store by our moms in the mall.

It was a long holiday weekend

and we were locked inside for three days!

We had to do things to survive.

Terrible things.

What do you mean? Didn't you just eat the taffy?

-Ugh! -Yuck!

Kirby, taffy is gross.

(sighs) We used it to make elaborate traps to catch rats.

Then we ate the rats.

And because we can never forget,

both of us still carry around taffy to catch rats.

Except now we just let the rats go instead of eating them.

Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah. -Definitely, most of the time.

Mm-hmm. Hm?

(sighs)

Ugh. The Dawns and their chicken.

Wait a minute.

Guys, I think I know how to take...

-down our... -Down our sisters!

Bucky and Kirby.

Just a couple of cool dudes launching missions.

I bet Kirby and Bucky are halfway to Forest Swamp by now.

And when they come back, they'll be too scared to ever mess with us again.

We're unstoppable.

Which is why this is the perfect time to...

(Both) Betray you!

Huh.

I was gonna handcuff you and leave you in the supply closet.

Me too.

We're so alike.

(Both) Twinsies.

Hold the phone.

I smell a celebratory snack.

-Chicken! -Wait!

Is anything about this suspicious to you?

Like the fact that the cafeteria is empty

and someone's left a perfectly good tray of chicken on the table?

Ah, who cares? Free food!

Mm-hmm!

Aha! It's a taffy trap!

(mumbling)

It's Levi, Eli's secret friend.

And we're working for Kirby, yeah. And Bucky.

Oh, come on.

Get 'em!

(mumbling)

Not exactly.

Found these two in a holding closet just waiting to be sent back.

Yeah, I here Swamp Girls are pretty rare,

so I bet these two will chase you pretty relentlessly

until you agree to go out with them.

(both mumbling)

Hear that, boys? That's swamp talk.

Go get 'em, fellas.

(Both) Oh, no!

Well, that hurricane missed our school,

so it looks like we're going back to Forest Beach.

Aloha, cool beach kids.

The goodbye one.

That's too bad, I mean,

we were actually starting to like you guys.

I've never been so happy to see someone leave.

Don't ever call me at these numbers.

♪ Talking 'bout Fish and Bird ♪

Guys!

Guys, bad news!

The hurricane ended up hitting Forest Swamp.

And it ruined their whole school.

Wait, what are you saying?

(mumbling)

(clamoring)

Poor Swamp kids.

Just hungry for love in a school

without 20-foot gators roaming the halls.

I, too, was once of the swamp.

Mama boilin' swamp water for dinner.

Daddy comin' home with that boggy stank.

"No gator today, Baron.

No gator today."

It feels so good to finally talk to someone about...

Oh, I see.

(Boy) "X!"