Original subtitles

Now for the much anticipated performance every year

let's put our hands together for our beloved gm

mister chow-chee-beng

Don't despair in a moment of failure

don't fear when you're down and out

if you lose hope

and drown your sorrows

you're but a scarecrow with a body and no soul

mrs chow

your husband is qualified to join the voice competition

such a pity that he sings only once a year

he'll only do that with familiar company

he wouldn't dare to otherwise

destiny plays a part

but more is in our control

you have to fight in order to win

your gm is quite popular

yes he is

then why him?

Be a man

not a sissy

fight on so you will win

thank you

all right everyone

now it's time for our grand lucky draw

let's invite our ceo to the stage

a round of applause please

daddy

you are ♪awesome

and you are ♪sweet talker

so I heard you have shifted?

Congratulations

well

as the kid grows taller

the ceiling needs to go higher

the winning number for today's grand prize is

they're announcing the first prize winner

four-four-four

who's got it?

It's me! It's me! It's me

here! Four-four-four

sorry everyone

- thank you! Thank you - Congratulations

congratulations chee beng

thank you

this is for you

let's take a picture together

yes!

Thank you everyone

honey

we've got a $2000 cosmetic voucher

that's awesome!

Eight seven

six five four three

two

one

happy new year

Daddy happy new year

dear I am pregnant again

Fortune

comes rolling in

fortune comes rolling

fortune comes rolling in

may you be prosperous

prosperous always

may romance comes your way

be loved all your life

please

keep this from my wife

all right take care

Happy new year

happy new year to you sis

happy new year

uncle! Red packet please

sis

so how's your new swimming pool?

I find it a little small

I think we'll change to a bigger one

really?

You may not believe in this

but have you blessed the house?

Must I?

Of course

all right

uncle

there's only $2 in your red packet

are you financially tight?

Is it? -Girl. Don't be rude.

It's all right

I probably gave you the wrong one

here's the right one

thank you

it's time to toss the yusheng

come on

let's toss the yusheng

time to toss the yusheng

my name is chow chee beng

I am 44 years old this year

since graduation

I have been working at strongman construction

I have worked through the ranks till the general manager level

I hope to find a job

that pays $30000 to $32000 a month

so how many years have you been working for?

Seventeen years

so this is the first time you're unemployed in 17 years?

Yes

sorry you don't look the part

what?

You are just too old for this start up

I'm sorry

you're just too expensive to hire

Do you know I'm really hard up for money?

And I just bought my house

do you know how much is my housing loan?

I don't know how much is your housing loan

but I know you can sell your house

and liquidate your assets for cash

you do have assets

it's not like you have nothing

my wife will kill me

I suggest you come clean with your family

this is the last job match we can offer you

if it still doesn't work out

I suggest that you sell your house

Hello

are you number one?

I am brother fa

brother fa! Come and take a sit

what would you like to drink?

Plain Milo please

I'll take you

no I should be giving you a treat

no

I meant I am hiring you

this is it?

How else would you have it?

I mean

don't you find me a little old?

What am I then?

That's true

about the salary?

As for the salary

it is up to you to earn as much as you can

the basic pay is already pretty good

so your company has a commission system?

Mmmm

let me pay for this

Thank you

but I have to say this

can you start from the position of agm?

Isn't it supposed to be gm?

Sorry

I am the gm

yes yes yes

actually

I am more concerned about the pay

job titles and such

don't matter much to me

that's great

Here we are

this is a nightclub?

Yes

it is really simple

you only need to take care of what an agm does

and you don't have to bother about the rest of the stuff

what does an agm do?

Kumar

can you brief him on the job please

hello

clear this

I thought it's your job

so you think it is always an Indian's job to clear rubbish?

No! No! No

I don't mean it that way

then which way do you mean it?

I thought you are the cleaner?

It was my job now it's yours

how is that so?

I'm the ex-agm of number 1

what?

What your head!

I quit! You take over

excuse me

exit

Agm?

Agm?

Fix it fast

sign it

reservation? Can I have your name please?

Hey! The toilet is blocked

what?

Aren't you the new agm?

Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

kept thinking I can never live

without you by my side

but then I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

and I grew strong

I learned how to get along

and so you're back

from outer space

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

should have changed that stupid lock

should have made you leave your key

if I'd known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

go on now! Go

walk out the door

just turn around now

cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one

who tried to hurt me with goodbye?

Do you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no not I

I will survive

oh as long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

and I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

hey! Hey

I was looking for you

hurry to the backstage to help them get changed

quick! Move it

change clothes?

Hurry! Hurry

faster

brother fa! I really can't do it

I really can't

oh my

I am married

I have a wife

I cannot look at other women

are you sure you can't once you're married?

You're sure you don't ever do that?

You can't put it this way

agm my zip got stuck

help me fix it quick

help

but I don't know how to do it

you don't even know how to pull up a zip?

That's ridiculous

you are so clumsy

that even kym will not forgive you

that's right

who is kym?

You don't even know kym?

My goodness!

Kym

k-y-m

kuan yin mah

you don't even know kym! You're unbelievably stupid

oh no she's removing her bra

brother fa! I'm going back first

haven't you seen drag queens changing clothes before?

Hey

it's helping men to change clothes

your wife should be fine with that right?

Ouch! Ouch

hurry up

it hurts! It hurts

the showing is starting

agm put on my shoes for me

hey

help me with mine when he's done

stop your nonsense

we're running out of time

wear it on your own

hurry! Let's go

will you please hurry up?

It's done

good boy

So what does an agm really do?

It's ah gua manager

It's already 5 A.M.

Should I say you're really early or late?

What happened?

The company wanted me take charge of a Dubai account

the middle east is in a different time zone from us

so I only got to come back now

how long will this go on for?

I have no idea

what do you mean by you don't know?

You should check with your boss if you don't know

if they expect you to keep this up

you might as well relocate to Dubai

that's right

now that things have come to this

I might as well quit

you'd better not expect me to support you

don't you dare to quit

hey

don't fall asleep

send Mason and joycelyn to school first

your Milo is ready

get up

Daddy

I'm taking part in a drama class performance

will you come and watch me?

It depends on whether I have to work that day

I won't be able to if I have to work

so

It's no promise?

Yes

no promise

daddy

we'll be going for an overseas excusion during the holidays

we'll need to submit our fees next week

do remember to pass me the money

next week?

Goodbye daddy

goodbye Mason

uncle

your car is so nice to sleep in

I wish you can drive this car forever

I hope so too

goodbye

hello

this is a message from the bank

please repay your car loan installment on time

darn it

fancy chasing for money early in the morning

is there seriously no other choice?

Are you seriously not going to sell your house?

Brother fa

you're back?

See what I've told you all?

He'll be back

hurry give me your money

why did you come back?

Look! There goes the money I've saved up for perfume

hand over the money

oh yes

I was so busy yesterday

that I forgot to introduce these boys to you

come

introduce yourselves

hello everyone! We are the... queens

braaaaaa... therhood

hello agm

I am the one with rainbow powers

the unicorn that even has rainbow coloured poop

surely you'll be curious

if my poop is really rainbow-coloured

so I'll let you know the next time I visit the loo

next we have the cherry-mouthed tiny

he eats tiny

smiles and talks tiny

even Jay chou and yoga lim sang about being tiny

he is

tiny

hi

Next we have money who was born in the yin year

during the yin month on a yin day at a yin time

and is easily possessed by spirits due to his eight characters

he is money

he's been possessed by the stingy spirit since he was three

talking about hair

this guy is so hairy his mother started a salon to trim his hair

despite his hairy limbs

no one has ever dared lay a finger on his hair

he has to shave three times a day

he is... Italy

hello

my mother really runs a hair salon

last but not least

the gem of number 1

his dance moves

put all dancers in the world to shame

his stage presence

will send wang feng and Nicholas tse into a frenzy

his out-of-the-world lipsyncing skills

smashes Shaolin temple's Shaolin boxing skills

hailing from Taiwan

he is

I am pearly

be alert

agm

remember to sweep the floor

yes I will

brother fa

I am sorry

I need to

advance your pay?

How do you know?

Usually when someone starts with “I am sorry”

or hem and haw

they are looking to borrow money

I understand

this job is not quite suitable for you

if you do find something else

that suits you better

go ahead

I am fine with it

thank you brother fa

well I'll just help whenever I can

that's right

we'll take each day as it comes

that's right

rest assured that I'll take good care of you

thank you brother fa

we're the military police

who is the person in charge here?

We're looking for a runaway soldier

his family said we can find him here

his name is heng ong huat

who is heng ong huat?

Hey! Stop

Come down

stop

stop right there

he's making such a din

Agm

you did not sweep the floor

you are heng ong huat right?

Brother fa! Help me

brother fal brother fa

So noisy

what do we do now?

Our show is starting soon

what do we do?

Help to think of something quick

yes what should we do?

Can't they perform with four people?

Well he won't be able to stand in the middle then

who else can stand in?

Hey! Didn't you say we'll help each other?

No! No! No

sit still

when we're on the stage

just sway to the music

and don't do anything extra get it?

Italy you'll do his hair

money you'll do his makeup

tiny you'll pick his clothes

hurry

There's a newcomer

The wind smiles in the season of spring

the voice is sweet in a song

you're just like a happy bird

the sun shines brightly in summer

beaming on the green wilderness

you've made the world a better place

I remember your smile

I remember your goodness

the songs among the hills

I am like a grass plain

embraced by your gentleness

I'm sure you know this

you're my sister

you're my baby

oh yeah

no matter how far apart we are

you're my sister

you're my baby

oh yeah

I treasure what we have

you're my sister

you're my baby

oh yeah

no matter how far apart we are

you're my sister you're my baby

you're my sister

you're my baby

oh yeah

I treasure what we have

Move! Move! Move

I love you

Agm

you have danced well! Good job

good job

wow! You've got a red packet

it's a little wet

I'll dry it for you

How is it? How did you find it?

I am not fine with it

why?

You danced really well

and the audience love it

so why aren't you fine with it?

I can try to deal with being a drag queen manager

but to dress up in this way to perform on the stage

I -he looks down on us

I did not say that

yes you do

own up if you're a man

I just cannot understand

why must we wear fake boobs

fake bottoms

and lip-synch?

Why can't we put up a proper show?

Can't you just be a proper man

instead of pretending to be a woman?

I find this really crass

what do you know?

This is a cross-dressing performance

stop spouting nonsense if you don't know anything

or I'll burn you with my cigarette

this is not cross-dressing

this is perversion

stop quarreling

brother

I know you don't like this job

I'm fine if you want to leave

however

I still have to split today's earning with you

otherwise

it will be unfair to you

this is yours

this is yours

thank you

this is yours

thank you brother fa

this is yours

this is yours

I am sorry

you've got the least today

this is considered little?

Yes it is

this is a 'consolation prize'

I get the starters prize'

this is third prize

second prize

and of course

the first prize goes to pearly like it does everyday

If you are willing to continue as agm

and also perform onstage

your earnings will surely be more than this

think about it

Now we're going through the lip-synching practice

brothers

a-e-1-0-u

One two three

how I envy you

you are born for this

it's a no for his eyebrows - shave them

no! No! No

if you shaved my eyebrows

my wife will definitely find out

so he's got a wife

apart from the eyebrows

shave everything else

a-e-1-0-u

why can't we sing for real?

When we're doing a drag show

we perform with female artistes' songs

singing for real with our manly voice

is going to sound real bad

so we can't sing for real?

I've told you we cannot

don't you get it?

This is a rule set by pearly

you'd better sear it into your heart

and the timing starts now

hurry up

go! Go! Go

fail! Fail! Fail

what are you doing?

I am practising

how to help you

get it off

you're crazy

I'm already so pregnant

it doesn't matter

there are different ways to go about it

come on baby

no

Four three two one

yes

ready...

One-two-three-four

five-six-seven-eight

two-two-three-four

five-six-seven-eight

turn-two-three-four

I'm sorry

we'll try it again

forget it

we won't make it in time we'll go old-school tonight

Grandpa sun arises from bed

the rooster crows and we awake

you give chase and I run away

let's race to the school

looking at the children's adorable smiles

it's aiyoyo! Aiyoyo

my tiredness just melts away

good morning teacher

good morning children

let's start our school day

I doze off in lesson

I shake my head at questions

eyes on the blackboard but the heart's at the beach

you be the fisherman and I'll be the pirate

if you don't work hard now

it'll be too late for regrets in future

good morning teacher

good morning children

let's start our school day

Thank you

this is really funny

Do you know sign language?

What?

You're 'deaf' and yet you don't learn sign language?

Why don't you hurry along and get reincarnated?

Why is it so hard to follow my instructions?

Or you just don't know how to respect the performance?

Lip-synching means you don't sing out loud

don't you get it?

Do you know why people your age

can't get any jobs?

Because you people are so full of yourselves

you thought you know it all

and don't have to learn anymore

you thought you're older

and wiser

wiser my foot

if you don't get this into your head

you get the hell out of here

hello?

Am I waiting for cab?

Answer me

do you understand?

Yes

moron

Why must we lipsynch?

Why can't we sing for real?

These are traditions

why is it that during Chinese new year

many will hire the lion dance troops to perform?

Don't they find it noisy?

Why is it that during the hungry ghost festival

many will burn incense paper?

Does it not smell awful?

Doesn't it create air pollution?

These people just value traditions more

what traditions? I don't get it

I don't understand them very well myself

pearly knows it better

he came from Taiwan

what does he know?

You're the owner of this place mind you

this place doesn't belong to me

it belongs to my younger brother

he took pearly in

pearly has had a hard life

so try not to take what he said to heart

sister Phoenix is looking for me?

Chow yun fatt

yes

you have not introduced us

yes

she is sister Phoenix

the big sister of this street

and also the chairman of the budget association

it's butcher association

yes

nice to meet you

nice to meet you too

we rented this unit from her

sister Phoenix this is our new agm

his name is

cb

Today is my birthday

let's down five mugs

two mugs? All right

you're not allowed to leave if they are not finished

sister Phoenix

I have not taken such big mugs before

so you're not giving me face?

Sister Phoenix I really have not drunk so much before

all right

in case you accuse me of bullying a newcomer

smaller cup is good

let's forget about the wine

let's have coffee

coffee is good

drink it

sister Phoenix I'll take the big mug

your auntie's grapes

close this place down tomorrow

I'll turn it into a barbequed pork shop

no! No

cb! Drink up

come on

come on cb! Drink up

Isn't this good?

Finish up the drink and you'll be happy I'll be happy

if I am happy you'll be happy

are you happy?

Happy

drink up

You come over here

You refused to drink when asked to

now you'll pay for it

You

you vomited all over yourself last night

brother fa had to deal with sister Phoenix

and no one knew your address

so I had to bring you with me

thank you

You're a university graduate?

Did you think I was cosplaying a graduate?

What did you major in?

Civil engineering

so did I

so why didn't you join the industry?

I'm asking a stupid question

So your folks are all in Taiwan?

They've been driven to their early graves by me

that's but of course

you could have been an engineer

yet you chose to be a drag queen

if I were them

I would have died an early death too

there's no way I can go home now

had brother cai not taken me in

I'd probably be

is brother cai the younger brother of brother fa?

Didn't you know that?

Where is he now?

I did not succeed in killing myself

but he did

My landlord is here

you'd better go

Uncle

Can you please not bring men back next time?

What do you mean?

He is just a colleague

filthy

if I weren't short of money

I would not have taken your money

I neither steal nor snatch

I earn my money through my hard work

what right do you have to look down on me?

Where were you last night?

It was like this

I came back late last night and saw you were fast asleep

so I did not wake you up

and I left early this morning again

so what did you come back for?

I came back to change my clothes

I was having breakfast with a foreign worker

and he dirtied my clothes accidentally

so I had to come back to change

and he let you wear this hello kitty shirt?

Well you know

foreign workers don't earn much

he bought his cheap shirts at the night market

and it so happened to be a hello kitty one

I felt so embarassed on my way home

I'll take a shower first

wait

come on

you've made the shirt so dirty

let me wash it clean before returning it

you're the best

Sis

you look different

because I didn't wear make up?

You look tired

you are tired

why are you tired?

It's nothing

I must not let other soldiers discover that I am a girl

I must not let our family's reputation be ruined

actually it concerns your brother-in-law

has he stopped touching you?

Hey we're in school

they wouldn't know what we're talking about

my name is mulan

I am stronger than any other man

he touches me a lot recently

so that's why you're tired?

No!

But I just feel

something is different

father

for your honour

I will fight the enemy to my last breath

and protect our homeland

kids look so cute when they cross dress

the wind smiles in the season of spring

the voice is sweet in a song

you're just like a happy bird

the sun shines brightly in summer

beaming on the green wilderness

you've made the world a better place

I remember your smile

I remember your goodness

the songs among the hills

I am like a grass plain

embraced by your gentleness

I'm sure you know this

you're my sister

you're my baby

oh yeah

no matter how far apart we are

you're my sister

you're my baby

oh yeah

I treasure what we have

You are awesome

not bad at all

thank you

Thank you boss

know what guys

the cosmetics are getting real expensive

and this person here

you! You

after spending 3 to 4 hours putting on the make up

you take it all off the moment the show is over

you're being so wasteful

it's all money

so

Why didn't brother fa join us for supper?

Tomorrow is his brother's death anniversay

Why did he commit suicide?

Do you think we're having it easy?

It is hard when the family does not understand

Fortunately brother fa took over the place

otherwise where would we be?

Where?

Out on the streets

he is feeling guilty

Well guilty or not

so long as we're in business!

Damned faggots

who is the faggot scolding?

You of course

that's right you're the faggot who is scolding me

I'll not come if I had known there are homosexuals here

might just catch aids

you are the one who'll get aids

zhu li de?

Zhu li de? It's really you?

I'm Vincent

do you know him?

A secondary schoolmate

tell you guys something

this is the faggot who really got it from me back then

how have you been?

Know what?

He used to insist on using the female toilet

I thought he wanted to peep at the girls

who would have known

he really wanted to use the toilet

have you saved up enough for the operation?

Let us know when you've done so

or our friends might just get a shock

when we meet up for class gatherings

zhu li de has become Juliet

where's your Romeo?

Where's Romeo?

Cut it out friend

who is your friend?

Faggot

are faggots not human?

Perhaps you guys should leave

you're making it hard for my business

boss you've got to be reasonable

he started the quarrel first

yet you're asking us to go?

Darn and who are you?

The pimp?

Yes

your mother's pimp

he pimped your mother out to some asshole

without getting money in return

and she gave birth to you

a piece of shit

what the hell are you saying?

Say it again if you dare

say it again

faggot! Faggot

how dare you hit my friend

come on

you've got no guts?

Let's fight

come on

Are we not human?

Such a life is tough

I am luckier than them

my mother can accept me for who I am

I work in her salon during the day

and sideline during the night

at least

I have a home to return to

You said just now

that we are friends

are you for real?

Of course

all right

I'l remember this

Other companies have corporate social responsibility

so do we

do we get tax rebates this way?

Handsome uncle leong

which hairstyle do you prefer today?

I know

Jay chou

eat slowly

eat slowly everyone

is he making a donation?

Don't be fooled by his penny-pinching ways

in fact he donates all his earnings to the nursing home

such a pity that he's a man

I would have married him if he was a woman

if this home doesn't raise enough money to renew the lease

I have no idea where these old folks will go

how much do they need?

$200,000

do you have it?

I would not be performing in drag shows if I had the money

I

I want

I want you

I want your

I want your love

why aren't you coming to me?

I

I want

I want you

I'm so out of breath

so

Do you understand a little more now?

More about?

That means you still don't understand

so explain to me

look

do they look happy?

Yes

so that's performance

look

you get the kind of audience

for your kind of show

then we've done a good job

the goddess of mercy will bless you

I want you

I want your

I want your love

so why don't you?

Why don't you say you love me?

Come

come together now

let's sing a happy birthday song!

Come

happy birthday to you

May everyone be prosperous

You're welcome! You're welcome

now you are family too

What's happening?

Oh dear

brother fa has put the ktv version on

A lonesome woman wandering in the vanity of this world

a lonesome woman carried along by the wind

hoping for that warm pair of hands

to fill the emptiness deep within

I have a flower

its fragrance all enveloping

yet who will come and seek for it truly?

The flower blossoms for a moment

pick it lest it withers

a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream

a drag queen wandering in the vanity of this world

a drag queen carried along by the wind

if you have already known her scent

do not ask for whom she blossoms

love is known by those who loved

the wine is known by those it made drunk

the flower blossoms and withers all in vain

affinity does not wait

like the breeze of spring

a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream

affinity does not wait

like the breeze of spring

a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream

Hurry! Hurry

thank you

my goodness

you've got more tips than pearly

make sure you get the right music tomorrow night

Food will be ready soon

Uncle

is that nail Polish?

This is so weird

daddy has a performance coming up in the company

daddy what's your role?

Demon

show me

please

are you sure?

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

2-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

3-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

uncle

you can really dance like a girl

my daddy is so boring

by the way

you have not told me which role you're playing in school

mulan

you are acting as the general right?

I am acting as mulan

I don't like mulan

why?

Because she is a liar

she is a girl

but she hides the truth from the rest

♪liar

she has her reasons

she is doing a good deed

and it hurts her

yet she must not tell anyone

♪ goodliar

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

kept thinking I could never live without you

come on! Sing for real

get the one who can sing on stage

that's right

and sing the alternative version

that's right

sing for real! Sing for real! Sing for real

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

kept thinking I could never live without you by my side

but then I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

and I grew strong

and I learned how to get along

and so you're back

from outer space

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

if I'd known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

go on now! Go

- walk out the door - Did you film it?

Did you share it?

You're sure?

My hero

you saved my life

I'm so happy

fortunately I was listening to this song

which song?

=I will survive -oh no not I

I will survive

oh as long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

and I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

hey! Hey

have all of you heard?

The performers of this life-saving song are

hi everyone! We are

queens

braaaaaa... therhood

hello! I am money

this is tiny

this is Italy

this is pearly

I am moulin

the moulin of Moulin Rouge

with will we can win the day

our dream is right ahead

today

fresh

change

goodbye

there are no limits to beauty

no end to its pursuit

strive to be perfect

or be condemned

don't be discouraged

ditch the old ideas

start the change now

a sparrow can soar just as high

dear

this gift is for you

Mason

here's a smart phone for you

thank you

you're welcome

daddy

mummy wants me to remind you

that her birthday is next week

so don't forget

no worries

daddy will take leave on that day

and daddy is going to make a deal with mummy now

look

let's hook our pinkies

and don't forget this side too

oh! Oh! Oh

do it right now

yea yea yea yea

one time

whichever angle whichever profile

strive for the perfect curve and show it off

if my waist could just be a tad smaller

all my flaws shall become my strengths

there are no limits to beauty

no end to its pursuit

strive to be perfect

this video is so funny

I'm going to tag all my friends in it

mummy! Look at this video

it's so funny

does this person look like daddy?

What are you looking at?

What's this?

My goodness! How do we block this video?

Parenting nowadays is so difficult

Mason

Jocelyn

no phones for a week

what?

See what you've done Mason

Ah... oh

ah... oh hey

take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya

come and I'll treat you to pig's trotters

ah... oh

ah... oh hey

take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya

here she comes

hurry! Hurry

he is here to create trouble

pretending to know it all when he doesn't

now everyone thinks that's how a drag show should be

then why do we bother to practise lip synching?

This is making me so mad

why?

Are you guys on his side now?

You're a materialistic lot!

Watch it or you'll get slapped by goddess of mercy

say something

have you all gone dumb?

Actually I

this won't do

I can't keep singing alone

can we change the performance line up a little?

Get someone to perform 3 songs

or insert a talk show

I'll really burn out if I keep this up

are you calling the shots now?

No

I'm just making a suggestion

all right

is everyone ready?

Brother fa it's my wife's birthday tomorrow

may I take leave?

You want to take leave?

Oh dear

moulin

my dear empress

we need to use the loo

hurry and go

sister Phoenix

take a sit

come

let's drink

again?

I'm giving you a toast

I brewed this myself

it has a real kick to it

come on! Drink up

you had better drink it before I get angry

all right! All right

I'l drink it

Oh my goodness

why did you take such a big mouthful?

I've already told you this wine is very strong

I asked you to take just a bit

yet you took so much

you shouldn't have taken my words so seriously

sister Phoenix

we all know how serious you are in making friends

how about

making it three mouthfuls?

Three?

He said it! Not me

three!

You're awesome

I am going to have my birthday party here tomorrow

and watch your show all right?

Hey you! Come over

yes

sister Phoenix did you spike his drink?

Watch your mouth

I am not such a person

moulin

when I am here

tomorrow for my party

I must see you here

if I don't

I will be very unhappy

and when I am unhappy

I will do a lot of things that will make me happy

understood?

Great

so we're settled

Thank you

Are you all right?

Ghost

you are one yourself

darn you

Father! Do something

hold him down! Hold him down

what are you doing?

In the name of the father son

and holy ghost amen

most glorious prince of the heavenly armies

and

don't speak to me in english

I don't understand you

you're not educated?

Why are all of you in my house?

Are you all trying to bully me

seeing that my husband is not with me?

You... who are you?

Why did you possess my husband?

Your husband works so hard

and he is so tired

and down on his luck

so I possessed his body

you had better treat your husband well

don't follow in my footsteps

I've married a good man

yet I have driven him away

sis

I think she is the previous owner of this house

this place doesn't belong to you anymore

you had better leave

delay no... I want to wait for him here

I'm waiting for him to return

I think it is time to use the holy water

holy water

all right! All right

I will leave

Your husband loves you so much

treat him well

or else

do you understand?

Yes! All right

you said it

in the name of Jesus Christ

I expel you

Why am I dressed as a woman?

Brother-in-law

you were being possessed by a ghost

I have said it many times

this house has spirits in it

daddy

are you all right now?

Do you still remember it's mom's birthday tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

No I mean tomorrow?

The restaurant is just up ahead

it is quite famous

it had better be good

so the drag queens are performing here

I can't believe why everyone is talking about them

precisely

they will teach children the wrong values

the government should ban their activities

I agree totally

the restaurant is just up ahead

it is quite famous

you have said that already

let's go

hello aunt! Hello uncle

hello

happy birthday! Aunt

thank you

Mason

why did your daddy choose this restaurant?

I hope the food is good

girl

don't be rude

no

I mean I trust uncle

he is always full of

♪ surprises

so what's good here?

My phone is ringing

let me take the call first

excuse me

hello? Yes

no! I am celebrating my wife's birthday

yes! Yes

all right! All right

I'm sorry! I'm sorry

I'll be there soon

sorry! Sorry

Drink up

Dear

Simon's company has a vacancy for general manager

are you happy working where you are?

That's right

do you want to come over?

The soup here is fantastic

they even have oysters

I love oysters

since you like it

I'll order a big plate for you

You are my sister

you are my baby

oh yeah

no matter how far apart we are

you are my sister

you are my baby

oh yeah

I treasure what we have

so?

Would you like to come over and help me?

What?

This restaurant has really good chilli

they got it from Vietnam

this is the main draw for me

my lips got swollen from eating it

where are the oysters?

I think

the chef

forgot about it

I'll go and hurry him

take some chilli first

don't be discouraged

ditch the old ideas

start the change now

a sparrow may soar high just as well

moulin is really hot

I'm sorry dear

the oysters are sold out

♪ Surprise

I wanted to pretend to be Michael Jackson

to give you all a surprise

the cake is here

come! Let's sing the happy birthday song

123

happy birthday to you

happy

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to dear

happy birthday to you

let's blow out the candles

happy birthday to you

come on! Sing

what are you all waiting for?

Sing

sing! Sing! Sing

sing

happy birthday to you

let's blow out the candles

may your days be as long as the heavens'

happy birthday to you

I sing like a cow

money you give it a shot

since when do I get a turn?

Pearly

you do it

no way

sure you can

- I've said I can't do it - Yes you can

pearly

let's give her a round of applause

congratulations to you

congratulations to you

let's blow out the candles! Yes

finally

blow out the candles

is the airconditioner not working?

Why does it feel so hot?

Brother-in-law

your hair

your hair?

No! Your hair

your hair is on fire

my wig has caught fire! It's on fire

I'll call the fire department

moulin

sister Phoenix

so this is how you really look like

you've got that badass stylish good looks

thank you for your compliments

at first I was afraid

I was petrified

kept thinking I could never live without you by my side

but then I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

and I grew strong

I will survive

let's drink two mugs

it's my birthday today

give me some face

but I need to be at number 1 for the show

I'm so sorry

I'm already asking you humbly

your mouth looks really ugly

sister Phoenix

how about this? You take a step back

a little more and a llittle more

I'll be more comfortable this way

I need to tell you this

I... I am married with a wife

and even if I weren't

I wouldn't marry you either

how about this?

Don't you like to hear me sing?

Let's go to number 1

and I'll sing for you

all right?

All right?

Sister Phoenix is it all right with you?

Yes

that's good

come on! Let's go

wait

let me make a call first

and I'll come back in

in that case I'll go in first

Oh no not I

I will survive

oh as long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

and I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

hey! Hey

thank you! Thank you

thanks everyone

is pearly funny?

Yes

shall we give her a round of applause?

Enough

enough

what are you doing?

Have you gone insane?

Didn't you like to make the audience laugh?

Aren't they laughing happily now?

I want them to laugh because of me

not at me

the outcome is the same isn't it?

There is applause and joy isn't that what you wanted?

But I am not happy

what do you know?

Yes I don't

and must lipsynch instead

if you can't sing then don't force it

you are biased against our performance

I never was

what I don't understand was your so-called rules and traditions

just what good does it do

Guys say something

don't you all have a lot to say?

And you do it behind his back all the time?

Having known you for so long

I have never heard you speak a word

can you say something in fairness today?

Just say something

go on

How do you expect me to sing?

I have a short tongue

I am already very happy

to be one of the dancers

many among our audience

put up with a lot of unhappiness at work in the day

if what we do can help them forget their woes

I am fine with it

but you are not same as us

you always want to take the centrestage

that's right

if it was not me

and you met another person who can lipsynch

and dance better than you

will you let him have the centrestage?

Let's disband then

You guys

don't care about the audience at all

both of you

are just as selfish

chow chee beng

I am quick with my revenge

Daddy what are you doing?

Uncle! Actually

keep quiet

close your eyes

Liars

never come to a good end

Dear

don't call me dear

dear I'm sorry

I was retrenched from the company for a year

I didn't mean to lie to you

but if you had known the nature of my job

would you and Mason be fine with it?

Chow chee beng

don't use Mason and I as an excuse

you just had too much pride

if you had been honest right from the start

would we have ended up here right now?

Listen

Simon had a job offer for you

but now

everyone knows about you

how will he hire you now?

What do you mean by the whole world?

Look at the number of people who tagged you

sister Phoenix?

Mason

daddy

what is wrong with wearing a dress?

I'm only acting as mulan

I'm not a real girl

maybe they don't understand

what does acting mean

my schoolmates said

like father like son

they said

you are old drag queen

and I am little drag queen

and they stopped being my friends

daddy

did we do something wrong?

Daddy is so sorry

are you?

I have asked the agent to sell the house

or else

we can rent out for now

and we will shift

I'm trying to trust you again all right?

I'm trying really very hard

if it weren't for the second child

So

You sold the house in the end?

We sold the car too

good

now you no longer have the stress of repaying your loans

what are you expecting for your new job?

Just something new?

But you do know that from now on

it is going to be difficult right?

We are going to the gynaecologist

I'll go with you

there's no need to

you stay behind to help Mason in his schoolwork

sis let's go

anyway

I really enjoyed your song

you will survive

Daddy

yes?

Are you really sick?

No

Daddy's not sick

then why did aunt Judy avoid you like you have hfmd?

I wonder who is really sick too

are those aunts your friends?

They are uncles

not aunts

then why are they

wait

finish up your homework first all right?

You are his family now too

They are so funny

what are you doing here?

Daddy are you going to help your friends?

No

Why not?

You love them right?

Friends should help each other

I promise I will not tell mummy

♪ crossmyheart

right

but your mummy will kill me

but

it is right to help your friends isn't it?

All right

I will help them

but if your mummy finds out

you'll have to put in a good word for me all right?

Sure

but on one condition

what is it?

I want to go and see your performance

no way

no!

You are so adorable

come on! Say it

who is the prettier one?

Is it money? Money money

for goodness sake

of course it's me

right? Is it me?

You're so cute! Cute

don't pinch him too hard

I give you some...

Excuse me?

Sorry?

Candy

thank you

you are so adorable

just like the lucky cat

lucky cat

you are a good boy

thank you for allowing your father to come

he wanted to be here himself

he said this is his ♪brotherhood

I am sorry

buddy

I thought we're sisters

daddy

can I join this brotherhood?

♪ Mindyourownbusiness

thank you! Thank you

thank you

at first I was afraid

I was petrified

kept thinking I could never live without you by my side

but then I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

and I grew strong

and I learned how to get along

and so you're back

from outer space

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

if I'd known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

go on now! Go

walk out the door

just turn around now

cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one

who tried to hurt me with goodbye

do you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no not I

I will survive

oh as long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

and I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

hey! Hey

let's put our hands together to welcome our queen

number one's ex-agm

Kumar

Oh no not I

I will survive

oh as long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

and I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

hey! Hey

Sweetheart

how's the donation?

This cheque is for you

fill in the amount yourself

sorry sister Phoenix

I don't want to borrow from loan shark

what do you mean?

I am making a donation

sister Phoenix

thank you

mulan

about the past

I am sorry about it

I apologise for it

sorry sorry

let's call it quits?

Ok

Ok

Let's us all thank sister Phoenix

thank you sister Phoenix

they are all thanking me

chow chee beng

that's my wife

mummy

dear

how did you get here?

I was following teochew Phoenix's live stream

I'd better go first! See you around

sorry

sorry! Sorry

chow chee beng

what's wrong with you?

Mummy don't get angry

he only wanted to help raise funds for the old folks' home

what old folks' home?

Over there

hi

Brother-in-law

you are unbelievable

how can you bring Mason into this kind of company?

Wait a minute

what do you mean by this kind of company?

I think you know perfectly what I mean by this kind of company

what's wrong with this company?

Man is man

woman is woman

can you please don't confuse the kid?

I think you're the one who's most confused

you don't even know what love is

do you actually think that little one looks confused to you?

Mason you come over here right now

Chow chee beng

how do you expect me to believe you now?

I am sorry

dear

I really didn't want to lie to you

this is the last time I'm helping them I promise

shut up

isn't it worse

for me to find out this way?

Listen

I'm going to call the mp myself

and shut this place right now

just because all of you don't have kids

you think you can be so irresponsible?

Chow chee beng

let's divorce

sister

please don't blame it on him

it was us who approached him to help

no

I don't want my son to grow up like you

I hope he'll be different from me too

I hope he'll understand earlier than I did

to not discriminate against people who are different from him

I hope he is different

that he will not have to bow down to others to make a living

and lose his dignity along the way

I also hope that the wife he marries in future

is different from mine

I hope he marries someone

who is understanding

someone who can understand the pressures he faced

you

for as long as we've been married

I have given in to you

do you know how fearful I feel?

I fear that should I not give in to you

how would you react

even when I was sure that I was right

I didn't dare act on it

these friends of mine

lent me a helping hand when I was at my lowest

I think of them as my younger sisters

if your sister was in trouble today

will you not help her?

Why are you moaning about now?

Brother-in-law! She's in labour

she is about to give birth

my wife is about to give birth

come on and help

don't crowd around her

- oh dear! Her water bag broke - Calm down! All right

anyone has got a car here?

Car? Car! Car! Car

hurry and call a cab

hurry

Mason follow aunt Judy home

come I'll send you to the hospital

excuse me

my goodness

the taxis are everywhere when you don't need them

but they are nowhere to be seen when you need one

take a rest first

slow down take your time

come over here! Put your hand here

put your hand here

take it easy! Give her a hand

give me your hand

sister

don't be afraid

don't panic

the transport will be here soon

you can do it

is the car here yet?

A pregnant lady is about to give birth! Can you help?

Sure! Sure

he agreed

let's go

there were no cars just now

and now there's a traffic jam?

Ambulance?

There's an ambulance

there is an accident in front

great

what's the point when we are all stuck here?

If there is an ambulance we can get on it straightaway

hurry! Hurry

be careful

walk slowly

be careful

come! Come! Come

how is it?

This is bad

it was the ambulance that got into an accident

I... I really cannot hold it anymore

hurry! Find something with wheels! Hurry

is there anything?

Get on it! Get on it

be careful! Be careful

get out of the way

We're losing time

we have to get rid of all these

shoes and feathers off

hurry! Hurry

quick run

We are almost there

it's a tricycle

it should be faster

aren't you stating the obvious?

Uncle

please take us to kk hospital

Uncle

can you go faster?

I am already going very fast

all right be careful then

uncle

how about this?

Please come down first

come down

be careful

take your time

he's got something to tell you

uncle

later

we will return the tricycle to you deal?

See you

you guys don't have the license

a baby is coming! There's no time for license

let's go

honey! Don't panic

the hospital is right ahead

we are getting there soon

hurry

this is the fastest I can go

the baby's head is coming out

the head

the baby's head is coming out

stop! Stop

what should we do? What should we do?

Let's form a barricade around her and let her give birth here

here?

Yes

form a circle around her

come! Come! Come

follow me! Follow me

breathe out

breathe in

breathe out

follow my rhythm

oh no not I

I will survive

oh as long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

and I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

hey! Hey

breathe in breathe out

She has given birth

is it a boy?

A girl?

Neither here nor there?

Fortune

comes rolling

fortune

comes rolling

fortune comes rolling in

brother fa

the Princess and the prince have come to visit you

babies

come! Come! Come

one red packet for the Princess

thank you

and one for the prince

Mason

thank you uncle fa

call me godma pearly

call me Italy mummy

call me money mummy

call me tiny mummy

ladies the babies can't speak yet

but I'll wish all of you on their behalf

that you stay youthful and beautiful forever

thank you

come along

let me put some make up on you

Mason let's go backstage for some food

may you be prosperous

be prosperous always

may romance come your way

be loved all your life

fortune

comes rolling

fortune comes rolling

fortune comes rolling in fortune comes rolling in

Hello! We are the queens brathers...

You're so handsome

Where is he now? Where is he? Answer!

Release us now! Do you hear me?

Release us now!