Original subtitles

Mmm. Good morning, Moon Pie.

[harpsicord music playing]

- Let us revel!

Look out below!

-Whoo-hoo!

Ha ha ha!

Hoo ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

Forward!

Aha!

-Get away.

-Keep it going!

Ha ha ha ha!

Whoa-ho!

Hot Tub's outta water!

I need this!

Ha ha! Yaah!

Aha!

Oh, no.

Well, you're free now, little monkey.

Hey! Can someone come and fix my thing?

Looks like I've got to go wake somebody up.

FoolDuke!

-Wake up!

Ah, FoolDuke, ha!

My music thing isn't working.

I need you to take a look at it.

Where's my monkey?

Oh. Oh, that was your monkey?

Can't say that I've seen him.

Not to be rude, but there are more pressing matters, you see.

-Uh.

Uh, Star?

Wow, this place is a mess.

Marco!

Oh, hey, River.

Marco, my boy!

I can't believe you're here!

Have you seen FoolDuke's monkey?

Uh... no.

Well, we better keep an eye out.

Well, what's this?

Oh, well, they were Captain Blanche's Sugar Seeds.

It's, uh, Star's favorite cereal.

You can't get them on Mewni, so I brought her a box.

Marco, you're not giving that to my daughter.

It's all smashed.

Probably a good thing she's not here.

Now there must be some other way to summon forth the music.

We will rock at you.

Look, River, I gotta say I'm pretty worried about Star.

She left Earth in kind of a hurry.

She's not in trouble or anything, right?

No, not at all!

She and her mother just took a little trip,

and Moon Pie asked me to keep up morale in the kingdom

until they get back.

So we've been rippin' it nonstop for days!

I-- I don't know, man.

Have you looked outside?

What do you mean, "Have I looked outside?"

What I mean is, morale doesn't look so high to me.

What are you talking about, Marco?

The people are happy if their king is happy.

Let me show you.

Greetings, my gleeful subjects!

Huh?

Ah! Funny story!

My know-it-all friend, Marco Diaz here,

seems to think you're not having a good time.

And I said, "That's impossible."

Of course you're having a good time

with all these good times I'm having.

So tell me,

are you not lifted?!

Whoo!

How's about you lift

some of this garbage out of the streets?

Huh? Is that what that stuff is?

I thought you were all having a garage sale.

What are you gonna do about the burning building?!

Ah, you have to let one burn every once in a while.

How else will you have room for a new one?

Well, what about the monster in the cornfield?

-There's no monster in the corn--

Huh.

Well, I'll be dipped.

Well, I should be able to take care of that.

Hey, you there!

Move along!

Scram! Get out!

We don't want you here!

Don't worry!

She'll never make it past the magic shield.

-The beast cometh!

There's still the moat!

Yes. She'll never make it across the magic moat!

The magic traffic cones?

We're about to die, y'all!

-Run!

Hey! Thanks for partyin' us all to our deaths!

He's right. I'm not fit to rule.

Uh, wait a minute.

Hey!

You locked me out!

Oh, no. Now I lock you on the balcony.

It's okay.

Just unlock the door.

I can't do anything right!

I can't do anything right!

Hey! Pull yourself together, man!

Moon should never have left me in charge.

"The people love you," she said.

"Keep them happy and safe," she said.

And now, because of me, the kingdom is defenseless!

Moon didn't even tell me where she was taking Star.

What if something happened to them?

No wonder I want to party all the time.

I'm worried sick!

I'm worried, too.

Star just... left.

Do you have any idea when she'll be back?

It's funny you should ask, Marco.

Let me show you something.

Whenever Moon goes away,

she always puts together a few outfits for me,

so I know what to wear while she's gone.

But-- But look at this!

She's got them piled up

all the way to the top of the room.

So it's probably

she's not coming back anytime soon, is she, Marco?

I don't know.

But they can't ever come home

if they don't have a home to come home to.

Oh, right, yes, I see what you're saying.

This is the end of everything.

No!

It means you have to go lead your people.

But they hate me!

They've never hated me before.

It doesn't matter.

You're the only king they have.

You sound just like my wife.

And that's just what I need!

My people! Please, listen!

We all-- Ow!

Okay, I deserved that.

Look, if the Queen were here,

she'd fix all this with her magic!

Well, she's not here!

But that doesn't mean we should cower in fear.

We still have each other,

and together, we can defeat this monster!

No offense, King, but you're a terrible king!

You're right.

I stink at this.

But right now, I'm all you've got,

and you're all I've got.

-We can't do anything!

We don't have any weapons or magic!

We don't need magic to do extraordinary things.

Dentist! Construction worker!

Remember when you two worked together

to dislodge that tooth-shaped rock in the road?

Blacksmith! You worked with the turtle sanctuary

to make iron shells for the turtles in need!

And you two weirdos

hold the record for the longest staring contest!

Wha

Whoo-hoo!

Aw, man, I lost!

We all can do something unique and helpful,

and that's Mewni's greatest strength!

And it's what Queen Moon loves the most about all of you!

-Yeah, we are pretty good!

Uh, I don't think any of that's gonna help us defeat the monster.

So what do you say?

Let's show that monster what happens

when it messes with Mewmans!

Huh!

FoolDuke, fetch us our loincloths!

What?

-Ha ha!

He's near!

Yeah, he's right there.

Hey, monster!

Go away!

Go away?

But you're the one who called me over.

What? I didn't call you over.

Yes, you did.

You kept motioning, "Come here, come here."

Oh, no. I was motioning, "Go away, go away!"

Oh, no. That's, "Come here, come here."

No, it's, "Go away, go away!"

Ohh!

So you're telling me I came all this way for nothing?

I got, like, a thousand splinters on this foot.

Help!

You might consider widening the streets a little.

What a waste of my day.

We did it!

Everyone, I'm holding one final off-the-chain party at the castle

in honor of all of you!

Three cheers for King River!

Hip hip, hooray!

-Hip hip, hooray! Hooray!

-Hip Hip-- -Hooray!

Hip hip, hooray!

♪ She's a princess Winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep The lights on ♪

♪ Oh, there goes A shining star ♪

♪ Evil won't deter her ♪

♪ 'Cause magic Flows through her ♪

♪ She is a shining star ♪