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- Two minutes!
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Two minutes, everyone!
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- No, I'm pretty sure it's like an online,
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direct debit kind of thing.
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Or wait...
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Hang on, is that the gas?
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- You have lived here your entire life.
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- I think it's just the gas.
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- Uh, disconnection notice.
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"This is your third and final notice.
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Due to outstanding amounts
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totalling..."
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Jonah!
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Hey, maybe I could sing?
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No, I'm serious.
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- Gussie, hey, it's cool.
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Everyone's here.
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They're having a good time.
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Everyone's happy.
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Hey, Cantzi!
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You happy?
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- Nah, I've cut myself
and I can't tell where.
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- He's happy, see?
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- No, Jonah, I can't see,
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because it's dark.
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- OK, come here, guys.
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We're just three friends,
huddled together.
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- Someone needs to make the announcement
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the party's over.
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- OK, um, Silvio.
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- He hates us.
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- He loves me.
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- Whatever you do, Jonah,
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just don't hug him.
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It's just really inappropriate.
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Oh!
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- Grab a drink, everyone!
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There's plenty in the kegs!
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Take some chill time.
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Forget
to pay the bill, mate?
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- We're on, we're on, we're on!
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- Is that my computer power board?
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Have you been in my room?
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- Hi. Sir, thank you so much.
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I really hope Jonah conveyed
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how much we appreciate this.
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- 500.
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- Sorry?
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- Jonah said 500 cash
and a bottle of vodka.
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Hey, can you hear me?
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OK, so...
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- Hey, hey, hey, Gus!
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- $500?
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- Yeah!
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- No.
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- We got that!
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- No.
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- Mate, there's like a million
people out there.
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- There's, like, 150.
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Half of them haven't paid yet.
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- Everyone, need a favour!
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We gotta get the juice back on.
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So if you've got any money, just
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hold it up.
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We need cash.
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- You still owe me 20 bucks, fuckwit!
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- We're gonna get this party started.
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Gonna get it started, Gussie.
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Gussie!
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Gussie!
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Whoo!
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Alright, on behalf of Stevie,
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Gus, and myself,
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big massive thanks to
Silvio, our neighbour.
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- Silvio!
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- Alright, let's take it
through till lunchtime!
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And then let's do it again next week!
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Yes, yes!
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That's right, right here, here again,
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this time, this place, next friday!
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- What?
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I Every woman
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I And every man
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I Hit me with your rhythm stick
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I Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
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I Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
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- Come on! Come on.
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Oh, sorry!
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Let's put some music on.
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- Let's...
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Come here.
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- Hey.
- Mmm.
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You alright?
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- You've got something here.
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It's kinda hard.
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Like a lump sort of thing.
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Feels a bit like a frozen pea.
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But not as cold.
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- A lump?
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Just a little pressure now.
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Just the left aspect there.
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I'm afraid it's a bit of
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bad news today, Jonah.
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You have testicular cancer.
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I know it sounds a bit nasty.
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Testicular cancer is,
in a manner of thinking,
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the best kind of cancer to get.
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The treatment is incredibly effective.
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I'd have every expectation that you
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would make a complete recovery.
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Do you understand?
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It's a relatively simple procedure
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to remove the testicle.
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- Remove the testicle?
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- Aye.
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- Permanently?
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- Aye, we have to permanently
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remove the left testicle.
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I was hoping to book the theatre
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for Wednesday week.
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Then you'll undergo further treatment to
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ensure there's absolutely no spread--
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- Um, will it...
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Will I lose my hair?
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- Not in this case, no.
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The side effects are relatively mild.
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- Will I still be able to have sex?
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- Aye, it might take
a couple of weeks, but
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you will regain full sexual function.
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With one exception.
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The treatment will, unfortunately,
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render you infertile.
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- As in...
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- As in unable to father children
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in the natural way.
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Thankfully, modern science offers
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us a fantastic alternative.
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- Please take care to contain the
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first spurt of the ejaculate.
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And, oh, please don't use any of
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the hand soap until afterwards.
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Some men try it for lubrication.
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Any questions?
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We lost the
deposit on the speakers.
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I tried to tell them that they
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just went fuzzy after a while.
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But then he tipped them on their side
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and lukewarm beer spilled out.
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Why haven't you taken back the lights?
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What?
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- Jonah's got cancer.
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- Gus.
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It's nothing.
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- Cancer?
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- No, I mean, not bad cancer.
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It's gonna be fine.
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- What kind of cancer?
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- Testicular.
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- Oh, fucking hell, Gus.
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It's actually...
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It's easy to fix.
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They just gotta take out the ball.
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One day in hospital.
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And then there's this other
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treatment.
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- Chemo?
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- But it's not like where you go
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green and get sick and stuff.
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The doc said people go right back to work,
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so I'll still be able to do things.
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- What do they do with the ball?
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Do you get to see it afterwards?
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- I dunno, Gus.
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- OK.
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- Um, have you spoken to your sister?
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- Fuck, no, I will.
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Guess I should...
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I should probably tell Ava too, huh?
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- Oh, are you guys speaking again?
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- Yeah. I mean...
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Well, we did say six months of--
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- No contact.
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- Yeah.
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But... she would wanna know this.
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- Well, we better cancel next Friday.
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Do you wanna send out a group email or--
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- What?
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No, we're not gonna cancel,
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it's a couple of days away.
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I don't wanna have to explain.
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We can't stop now.
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We've got some real momentum.
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You know, we don't want to lose it.
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- We'd draw attention if we cancelled.
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- Right.
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Hi, this is Ava.
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I'm not around, so please
leave a message after the beep.
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Thank you.
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- Eight till 11 is DJ Sanz.
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Also I promised Azzi his cousin
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could do some drumming.
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If he's shit, I can totally
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take him off, though.
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OK, well,
apart from anything else,
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I don't think this house is physically
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gonna handle another party.
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The house is fine.
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Yeah, it's Jonah's house anyway, so--
Ah, OK, this is stuck.
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- Well, maybe try pulling it.
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- I am pulling it.
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- Hello?
- Please come up and help
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Hi, it's Natalie
Gibbs here from andrology.
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- Sorry?
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The sperm bank.
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It was, in many respects,
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quite a strong sample.
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Your sperm count was optimal,
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which was impressive, given
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the testicle situation.
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Sperm velocity, also strong...
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- Sorry.
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Hello?
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Yep, I'm at the bottle shop.
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Mm-hm, yeah, I'm looking at it.
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Yes, I'm writing it down.
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OK, OK!
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- OK, the problem we encountered
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was with the freezing process.
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- The freezing?
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- We conduct a thaw test on every sample,
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just to see if the sperm has coped
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with the freeze procedure.
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We do this because in some cases,
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the sperm reacts badly with
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the cryo-preservatives and...
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Well, it doesn't survive.
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- So, what?
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Mine...
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- Well, your sample
fell into that category.
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- It died?
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- It happens, with a
small percentage of men.
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- What, just some of it or...?
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Can I take a second shot?
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- Regretfully, on the
basis of these results,
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it would appear that
sperm cryopreservation
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will not be an effective option for you.
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- What other options are there?
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- Do you have a girlfriend?
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Hey, are you alright?
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Yep.
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If you're
not feeling up to this,
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it's totally fine.
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I can take you to your sister's.
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No, it's cool.
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Well, tell Gus it's his turn
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to come out front.
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- Everyone got a stamp?
- I haven't got one.
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- There you go.
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In you go, in you go!
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Make yourself at home.
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- What's your name?
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- Miranda.
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- Do you want a baby with me?
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- What?
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- Do you want a baby with me?
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- Miranda.
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- Hey, I won't stay.
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I'll just come in and say
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a quick hi to your sister
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and then give you guys some time.
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- You know Ava?
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Is she still with Greggie Chambers?
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- Um, why?
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- Did you bring all your referrals
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and things like that?
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You should have information
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and referrals and...
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- Yeah, somewhere.
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Hey.
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What you watching?
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- Dirtgirlworld.
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Mum, Jonah's sitting on me!
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- Do you want something to eat or...
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What?
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I've only got a bit of it here but Mum's
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oncologist should have the rest on file.
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Did your guy ask for that?
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Any of Mum's old records?
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Jonah?
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- I just gotta make a phone call.
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Thanks for, um, meeting me.
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- Yeah.
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- And sorry I haven't been in
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contact much recently.
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It's been so busy...
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- Jonah, we said six months, no contact.
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- Where are we at with that?
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- Well, I don't know exactly.
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- Because I think we could be done.
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I think we've...
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- No. It's four months.
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It's been four months.
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- How's Greggie?
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- He's good.
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So I hear.
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- How's Becky?
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- Uh, that's nothing.
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It's just a party thing.
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Couple of parties.
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It's not going anywhere.
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- Oh, OK.
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Um, why did you want to see me?
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Thanks.
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No worries.
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- I miss you.
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Remember that time when we thought
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you were, like, pregnant?
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- The first time or the second time?
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- Either, either.
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- Yes.
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- Well, I've been thinking about that.
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The idea of us, you and me,
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having a kid.
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Where does that sit for you now?
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- OK, what's going on?
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- Ava, lately...
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Things in my life have just
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been clicking into place,
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and it's making me think maybe
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kids, family and all that.
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Maybe that's my thing.
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- Your thing?
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- Yeah, that I'm supposed
to be doing in life.
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Now.
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With you.
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- Oh, come on!
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OK, Jonah, why don't you tell
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me why we're really here?
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- This
- What?.
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- For this.
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Yeah.
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What are you thinking?
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Calling me up after four months...
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- OK. Ava, the thing is--
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- The thing is, Jonah, that you
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are entirely incapable
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of considering other people's feelings.
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Ever since your mother died, people
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have cut you so much slack,
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and now you just crash through life
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without even thinking about anything
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but what you want in the moment.
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I mean, as if I would want to have
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a baby with someone like that!
355
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- I just need more time.
356
00:21:02,955 --> 00:21:04,935
- Jonah, you've been
very lucky so far, but
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with any cancer there's risk of a spread.
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It's a small risk--
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- How small?
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- Apart from anything else, I don't have
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another available time until the 10th.
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That's over three weeks away.
- The 10th is good.
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- When you're dealing with cancer, Jonah,
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three weeks is a very long time.
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- I'll take the 10th.
366
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- Hey, we cracked a record on Friday.
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Two grand, pure profit, after expenses.
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So that's, you know, $737 each.
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It's a weekly wage.
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A fucking good one!
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- Oh, cool.
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- I owe you two bucks, but--
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- It's cool.
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- It's fucked, isn't it?
375
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You know, if you want to
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talk about it, it's...
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Just hit me.
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What's the calendar for?
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- That's, uh, humiliatingly basic.
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- Yeah, are you just looking for
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excuses to get me over here?
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- Sprung you got me.
383
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I rigged all the computers to malfunction
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once a week just to get you over here.
385
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- Yeah, I'm sorry.
386
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- Yeah, no. Go. Go.
387
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- Gus, I'm at work.
388
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- You need to call Jonah.
389
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You need to talk to Jonah right now.
390
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He's pushed back his treatment.
391
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And now he's going to see Stalker Becky.
392
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He's gonna try and have a kid with
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Stalker Becky.
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He's spinning out.
395
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He's already called Ava and...
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I'll put him on.
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I'll put him on.
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Oh!
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Mate?
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Come on.
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Unlock your door!
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Jonah, unlock the door.
403
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- Jonah!
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Hey, in the world according to Gus,
405
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you're off to conceive a child
406
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with Stalker Becky.
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Is that actually what's happening here?
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Do you reckon you're feeling
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so intense about this
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because it's being taken away from you?
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- Yeah, that's exactly how it feels.
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- Aren't you worried that the feeling
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might fade away in time?
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Because it'd be pretty bad if it did
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and you were stuck with a kid
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you'd had with Stalker Becky.
417
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- She's not a stalker!
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She's my girlfriend.
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Could be my girlfriend.
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- Becky from the past few parties?
421
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- And that whole time last year.
422
00:23:28,435 --> 00:23:29,895
There was a whole time, Stevie,
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we were sleeping together.
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- I thought that was Gus.
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00:23:33,435 --> 00:23:34,735
- Well, she slept with Gus more back
426
00:23:34,835 --> 00:23:36,655
then but she liked me better.
427
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I think.
428
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Actually, I know, 'cause she told me.
429
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Told me I was better.
430
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- OK.
431
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,135
Jonah, I don't think you should
432
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get on this train.
433
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You know, there are other ways.
434
00:23:48,435 --> 00:23:50,435
There's adoption.
435
00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:50,535
)r donor sperm...
436
00:23:50,635 --> 00:23:51,375
What?
437
00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:52,215
Come on!
438
00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:54,095
- You just don't get it,
'cause you hate kids.
439
00:23:54,195 --> 00:23:55,255
- I don't hate kids.
440
00:23:55,355 --> 00:23:56,095
- Yeah, you do.
441
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You call babies 'aliens'.
442
00:23:57,275 --> 00:23:58,535
- I just don't personally want
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an alien for myself.
444
00:23:59,675 --> 00:24:00,815
- You know what, Stevie, I don't
445
00:24:00,915 --> 00:24:02,015
expect you to get this.
446
00:24:02,115 --> 00:24:04,755
And I don't care what you think.
447
00:24:06,355 --> 00:24:07,135
- Oh, well...
448
00:24:07,235 --> 00:24:08,375
OK, fine.
449
00:24:08,475 --> 00:24:09,895
And I hope for your sake the
450
00:24:09,995 --> 00:24:11,815
baby only has one head,
451
00:24:11,915 --> 00:24:13,655
because the amount of drugs that
452
00:24:13,755 --> 00:24:16,155
girl's taken, you never know!
453
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:28,115
Hey. Stranger!
454
00:24:34,075 --> 00:24:36,075
Give us thicker drugs.
455
00:24:37,635 --> 00:24:38,975
- Hey, could we just talk?
456
00:24:39,075 --> 00:24:40,055
- We have to be quiet.
457
00:24:40,155 --> 00:24:42,155
My flatmate's next door.
458
00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:45,355
- Becky, I was thinking...
459
00:24:46,515 --> 00:24:49,735
- I have to be at work in 45 minutes so...
460
00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:52,755
- You remember that lump you found?
461
00:24:55,475 --> 00:24:58,135
- My uncle had the same thing.
462
00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:00,015
In his prostate.
463
00:25:00,115 --> 00:25:01,935
- That's not the same thing.
464
00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:02,895
That's prostate.
465
00:25:02,995 --> 00:25:07,095
- You would've made
such a beautiful father.
466
00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:08,815
- Really?
467
00:25:08,915 --> 00:25:12,935
- You just have this
playfulness about you.
468
00:25:13,035 --> 00:25:15,135
Your aura.
469
00:25:15,235 --> 00:25:16,975
- Becky?
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I've got three weeks of fertility left
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and, I know it's a long shot,
472
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,535
but is there any chance, at all, that you
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would ever consider trying for a kid,
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00:25:29,635 --> 00:25:31,635
with me?
475
00:25:32,235 --> 00:25:34,235
- Really?
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00:25:36,475 --> 00:25:38,475
Jonah?
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00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:39,695
Really?
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00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:41,795
- Yeah.
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00:25:42,115 --> 00:25:43,055
- Jonah!
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- Oh, my God!
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00:25:49,275 --> 00:25:51,435
- Um, Jonah, can I just...
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Do you, I guess I just sometimes feel that
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things are a little bit uneven
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00:25:58,595 --> 00:26:00,335
between us, the way we feel.
485
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:03,615
- Oh, yeah. That's 'cause
I've been fucked up!
486
00:26:03,715 --> 00:26:04,455
- No, it's--
487
00:26:04,555 --> 00:26:05,455
- Yeah, yeah, Becky.
488
00:26:05,555 --> 00:26:08,095
Becky, I've been a total fuckstick.
489
00:26:08,195 --> 00:26:11,055
'Cause you see me, you know?
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00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:12,815
You really see me.
491
00:26:12,915 --> 00:26:14,255
- I guess.
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00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:17,935
I like having sex with you and everything.
493
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:21,275
I just never saw us as, like, a couple.
494
00:26:25,635 --> 00:26:27,215
It's OK.
495
00:26:27,315 --> 00:26:29,315
We can still do this.
496
00:26:54,555 --> 00:26:56,715
- Sorry, brother, not now.
497
00:27:05,755 --> 00:27:06,815
- We were only together for,
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00:27:06,915 --> 00:27:08,055
what was it, three weeks?
499
00:27:08,155 --> 00:27:09,495
- Feels like more than that.
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00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,095
Like, in intensity.
501
00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:11,935
- We went to go to my
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00:27:12,035 --> 00:27:12,735
sister's house-warming,
503
00:27:12,835 --> 00:27:13,775
and you just didn't show.
504
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:16,695
- Well, it wouldn't be
like that with a kid.
505
00:27:16,795 --> 00:27:19,655
Obviously, I'd get a diary.
506
00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:20,655
- Jonah, Jonah, it's nothing
507
00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:21,895
to do with you, really.
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00:27:21,995 --> 00:27:23,215
I mean, even if you were really
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00:27:23,315 --> 00:27:24,815
reliable and stable
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00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,335
and had lots of money and a good
511
00:27:26,435 --> 00:27:28,135
career, were really smart.
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00:27:28,235 --> 00:27:31,015
It's just that the timing's wrong.
513
00:27:31,115 --> 00:27:32,615
- What about Ava?
514
00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:34,335
You were so in love with Ava.
515
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:35,815
- Yeah.
516
00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:37,255
Nah.
517
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,375
- What about Becky Kincaid?
518
00:27:38,475 --> 00:27:41,995
- Can I just confirm you're a definite no?
519
00:27:44,315 --> 00:27:45,815
- OK, I have emailed you the
520
00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:46,655
party contact list.
521
00:27:46,755 --> 00:27:50,015
I reckon, you call A to K, warn them.
522
00:27:50,115 --> 00:27:51,895
I will call L to Z.
523
00:27:51,995 --> 00:27:53,215
- Gus, no girl in their right mind is--
524
00:27:53,315 --> 00:27:55,015
- No. I don't think you know
525
00:27:55,115 --> 00:27:56,695
what he is capable of.
526
00:27:56,795 --> 00:27:58,215
No-one is
seriously gonna consider this.
527
00:27:58,315 --> 00:27:59,295
- I don't think you know women at all.
528
00:27:59,395 --> 00:28:01,395
I am a woman!
529
00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:03,975
- Hey, Jonah.
530
00:28:04,075 --> 00:28:06,075
What's going on?
531
00:28:07,075 --> 00:28:09,075
Start calling.
532
00:28:11,915 --> 00:28:13,455
- Oh, the change I've already made in this
533
00:28:13,555 --> 00:28:15,655
last week has been like, massive.
534
00:28:15,755 --> 00:28:16,855
So if I continue on this rate of
535
00:28:16,955 --> 00:28:18,295
change, for the next nine months
536
00:28:18,395 --> 00:28:20,015
when the baby would be born, I'm gonna
537
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,455
be a completely different person.
538
00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:23,175
I don't even know who
that person would be.
539
00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:24,695
But I feel very strongly that he
540
00:28:24,795 --> 00:28:27,155
would be a fucking good dad.
541
00:28:29,035 --> 00:28:31,255
- You can leave the tray, thanks, Mum.
542
00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:33,355
- Thanks, Mrs. B.
543
00:28:34,675 --> 00:28:36,215
I just wanna kick off by saying
544
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,415
there are lots of sides to me.
545
00:28:38,515 --> 00:28:40,455
And I know the party side gets a lot
546
00:28:40,555 --> 00:28:42,655
of play, because I have them.
547
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,735
- Jonah, I know why you're here.
548
00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:45,535
We know.
549
00:28:45,635 --> 00:28:46,415
We all know.
550
00:28:46,515 --> 00:28:50,835
And we just wanna say, we're here for you.
551
00:28:51,955 --> 00:28:53,775
- How do you know?
552
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,015
Yeah, it is a
little sad, but, you know,
553
00:28:56,115 --> 00:28:57,975
we' re looking on the up and up.
554
00:28:58,075 --> 00:29:00,535
Mm-hm, he might not even
mention babies at all.
555
00:29:00,635 --> 00:29:02,535
He might just initiate sex.
556
00:29:02,635 --> 00:29:04,535
And if you do end up having sex with him--
557
00:29:04,635 --> 00:29:05,775
Look, I know, I know.
558
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:08,335
But just if you do, I wouldn't trust
559
00:29:08,435 --> 00:29:10,295
any of his contraception.
560
00:29:10,395 --> 00:29:11,135
I don't know.
561
00:29:11,235 --> 00:29:12,375
Pin-pricks, anything.
562
00:29:12,475 --> 00:29:14,475
OK, thank you for that.
563
00:29:17,195 --> 00:29:19,195
- Who did you call?
564
00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:24,975
- I honestly believe if the
565
00:29:25,075 --> 00:29:25,895
situation was reversed,
566
00:29:25,995 --> 00:29:27,895
you would do the same for me, mate.
567
00:29:27,995 --> 00:29:28,735
You would intervene!
568
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:29,735
We've got serious traction
569
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:30,855
with these parties, Jonah.
570
00:29:30,955 --> 00:29:31,855
We can kick on with this,
571
00:29:31,955 --> 00:29:33,575
being paid to party, living hardcore
572
00:29:33,675 --> 00:29:34,775
for the rest of our lives
573
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,335
like the Rolling Stones or something!
574
00:29:36,435 --> 00:29:37,735
- The Rolling Stones
have all got kids, Gus.
575
00:29:37,835 --> 00:29:38,615
- Bullshit!
576
00:29:38,715 --> 00:29:39,455
- They have.
577
00:29:39,555 --> 00:29:41,615
They've got like seven kids, each.
578
00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:42,895
Check Wikipedia.
579
00:29:42,995 --> 00:29:46,055
- I'm sure they don't see them much.
580
00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:49,415
- Gus, I know you think you're helping.
581
00:29:49,515 --> 00:29:51,895
But for the next couple of weeks,
582
00:29:51,995 --> 00:29:53,995
stay out of my way, man.
583
00:29:58,355 --> 00:30:00,255
- If this changes your professional life,
584
00:30:00,355 --> 00:30:02,055
I expect a thank you in a major way.
585
00:30:02,155 --> 00:30:03,215
- OK, just a light beer.
586
00:30:03,315 --> 00:30:04,535
- Just a light one?
587
00:30:04,635 --> 00:30:06,635
Okay.
588
00:30:13,955 --> 00:30:15,615
Not entirely sure which
one's the light and
589
00:30:15,715 --> 00:30:19,295
which one's the full strength, but...
590
00:30:19,395 --> 00:30:22,555
Ah, so, got a bit of a rundown on you.
591
00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:24,655
- A rundown?
592
00:30:25,795 --> 00:30:27,655
Drinks vodka.
593
00:30:27,755 --> 00:30:30,015
Lives in a share house.
594
00:30:30,115 --> 00:30:30,895
Is very reluctant to lend
595
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:31,735
out her DVD box sets.
596
00:30:35,755 --> 00:30:40,155
Um, and you had a pretty epic break-up.
597
00:30:41,955 --> 00:30:44,015
- Ah, yeah. Gosh, that was years ago.
598
00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:46,135
- Right, so, well epic.
599
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,575
- Oh, there was a joint web
600
00:30:47,675 --> 00:30:51,735
business, and a mortgage.
601
00:30:51,835 --> 00:30:52,575
Hey.
602
00:30:52,675 --> 00:30:53,775
- Hey.
603
00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,615
Ah, I checked the internet last
604
00:30:55,715 --> 00:30:58,735
night, all over the internet.
605
00:30:58,835 --> 00:31:00,835
And I can't adopt.
606
00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:02,135
- Jonah, this is--
607
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,135
- I looked at adoption support
608
00:31:03,235 --> 00:31:04,935
sites, government sites.
609
00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:05,895
And you can only adopt if you've
610
00:31:05,995 --> 00:31:07,135
got a clean medical history.
611
00:31:07,235 --> 00:31:09,255
I got cancer on my history,
612
00:31:09,355 --> 00:31:11,595
so I'll never get to adopt.
613
00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:15,235
So, anyway...
614
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:27,255
Do you need to, go?
615
00:31:27,355 --> 00:31:29,255
- No, no, no, no, no.
616
00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:30,215
It's fine, no.
617
00:31:30,315 --> 00:31:33,655
- Uh, he's just sitting out
618
00:31:33,755 --> 00:31:35,755
there on the pavement.
619
00:31:46,715 --> 00:31:49,375
- It's girls in their 20s, Jonah.
620
00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,815
That's where you're going wrong.
621
00:31:51,915 --> 00:31:52,895
They don't want kids.
622
00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:54,215
Not these days.
623
00:31:54,315 --> 00:31:55,415
If you're actually serious about this,
624
00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:58,095
you should be going for an arrangement
625
00:31:58,195 --> 00:32:00,735
with an older single woman.
626
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:01,895
A lesbian couple.
627
00:32:01,995 --> 00:32:03,095
- What?
628
00:32:03,195 --> 00:32:04,015
- What?
629
00:32:04,115 --> 00:32:05,815
If you're serious.
630
00:32:05,915 --> 00:32:06,935
- But I don't know any women
631
00:32:07,035 --> 00:32:08,135
like that, Stevie.
632
00:32:08,235 --> 00:32:09,095
- They're everywhere!
633
00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,255
There's about four at my work.
634
00:32:11,355 --> 00:32:13,135
- Well, I don't want...
635
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,855
I don't want a kid with some strange
636
00:32:15,955 --> 00:32:19,255
'arrangement' woman from your work.
637
00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:22,955
- You don't want it
that much then, do you?
638
00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:37,395
- So, these lesbians you work with.
639
00:32:38,475 --> 00:32:40,055
- I only work with one, Alison.
640
00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:42,235
I don't know her partner.
641
00:32:43,555 --> 00:32:45,555
- Are they cool?
642
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,975
- I cannot believe you
are facilitating this!
643
00:32:49,075 --> 00:32:51,695
You said yourself, it
was just shock, reacting
644
00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:52,855
to testicle loss or something.
645
00:32:52,955 --> 00:32:55,535
- I know, I know it's a bad idea,
646
00:32:55,635 --> 00:32:56,535
but what was I meant to do?
647
00:32:56,635 --> 00:32:58,575
You know what he's been like.
648
00:32:58,675 --> 00:33:00,675
- What?
649
00:33:01,635 --> 00:33:03,615
I wasn't sure if they were vegetarian,
650
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:04,935
so should I take out the salami?
651
00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:07,375
- Just so you know, I am drafting
652
00:33:07,475 --> 00:33:09,855
an email, telling everyone.
653
00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:13,055
Parties cancelled indefinitely
654
00:33:13,155 --> 00:33:14,895
until further notice.
655
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,415
I think with the three of us acting
656
00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:19,355
this way, we have no other choice.
657
00:33:21,755 --> 00:33:22,455
- It's OK.
658
00:33:22,555 --> 00:33:24,555
Just send it.
659
00:33:27,275 --> 00:33:29,275
- This is just fucked!
660
00:33:30,195 --> 00:33:33,295
- Just think about it before you speak.
661
00:33:33,395 --> 00:33:34,135
Don't launch off--
662
00:33:34,235 --> 00:33:34,975
- Stevie.
663
00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:35,815
- Don't improvise.
664
00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:38,055
- I got this.
665
00:33:38,155 --> 00:33:39,215
- Well, we thought about going
666
00:33:39,315 --> 00:33:41,975
the anonymous donor route.
667
00:33:42,075 --> 00:33:43,375
We even put our names on a registry
668
00:33:43,475 --> 00:33:45,895
at one point, didn't we?
669
00:33:45,995 --> 00:33:47,535
But at the end of the day, we
670
00:33:47,635 --> 00:33:49,055
want our kid to have a daddy.
671
00:33:49,155 --> 00:33:50,495
- eah, we do.
672
00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:52,595
A diverse family.
673
00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:57,475
- Same, yeah.
674
00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:02,035
Big on daddies over here.
675
00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:09,975
- Ah, Jonah, do you have any questions
676
00:34:10,075 --> 00:34:11,975
for Alison and Jennifer?
677
00:34:12,075 --> 00:34:15,235
- Um, yeah, yeah.
678
00:34:17,475 --> 00:34:19,475
So...
679
00:34:21,515 --> 00:34:22,855
Who were you thinking would
680
00:34:22,955 --> 00:34:25,635
actually be mother?
681
00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:29,735
- Well, both of us.
682
00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,935
I mean, total sharing of the parenting.
683
00:34:32,035 --> 00:34:35,695
- But in terms of the actual, biological?
684
00:34:35,795 --> 00:34:37,655
The--
685
00:34:37,755 --> 00:34:40,215
- Oh, we think it's irrelevant who
686
00:34:40,315 --> 00:34:42,015
the biological mother is.
687
00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,095
So no thoughts on who'd actually
688
00:34:43,195 --> 00:34:46,275
carry the child?
689
00:34:50,315 --> 00:34:54,455
Well, we did think Jennifer,
690
00:34:54,555 --> 00:34:57,655
because she's a little younger and--
691
00:34:57,755 --> 00:34:59,895
- But then we decided,
no, because the clock's
692
00:34:59,995 --> 00:35:02,475
ticking more for Alison, so...
693
00:35:04,755 --> 00:35:08,315
- OK, yeah, yeah.
694
00:35:09,395 --> 00:35:10,895
- It's just something
I've always imagined.
695
00:35:10,995 --> 00:35:12,055
You know?
696
00:35:12,155 --> 00:35:13,215
Getting pregnant.
697
00:35:13,315 --> 00:35:14,135
Carrying a child.
698
00:35:14,235 --> 00:35:16,315
- I know, I know, me too.
699
00:35:18,955 --> 00:35:19,975
- And how do you think you might
700
00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:22,575
approach actually being a dad?
701
00:35:23,515 --> 00:35:24,775
Oh, yeah.
702
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,775
There's a number of
things I've been thinking
703
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:30,095
might be good to do with the kid.
704
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,015
OK, there's this clip on YouTube,
705
00:35:32,115 --> 00:35:33,215
where this guy, this dad,
706
00:35:33,315 --> 00:35:35,295
has taken a photo of his kid, every day,
707
00:35:35,395 --> 00:35:36,695
so it's kind of like a time-lapse thing.
708
00:35:36,795 --> 00:35:37,815
But his isn't real smooth,
709
00:35:37,915 --> 00:35:39,135
'cause his pictures are taken
710
00:35:39,235 --> 00:35:40,815
from different distances.
711
00:35:40,915 --> 00:35:42,335
But I reckon if you had a camera set
712
00:35:42,435 --> 00:35:45,335
up permanently, at a set distance,
713
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:46,775
that way you're nailing it.
714
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,655
- Ah, Jonah, I think Jennifer meant how
715
00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:49,655
you might actually approach--
716
00:35:49,755 --> 00:35:50,495
- Television, TV.
717
00:35:50,595 --> 00:35:51,735
My belief is you don't want to--
718
00:35:51,835 --> 00:35:52,855
- I was actually meaning more,
719
00:35:52,955 --> 00:35:55,555
why do you want to be a father?
720
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,555
- In terms of?
721
00:35:59,155 --> 00:36:01,155
- Just why?
722
00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:06,035
- Well, basically, I just really...
723
00:36:08,275 --> 00:36:09,815
Feel it.
724
00:36:09,915 --> 00:36:11,915
The feeling of it.
725
00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:16,675
My whole body is just
726
00:36:18,395 --> 00:36:21,315
screaming for it.
727
00:36:28,115 --> 00:36:30,215
- Okay.
728
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:31,055
Well--
729
00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,375
- You know what?
730
00:36:32,475 --> 00:36:34,475
Tomorrow...
731
00:36:35,635 --> 00:36:39,475
We're actually babysitting.
732
00:36:40,315 --> 00:36:41,495
Yeah, yeah.
733
00:36:41,595 --> 00:36:43,175
Tomorrow's the day that I babysit
734
00:36:43,275 --> 00:36:44,615
my niece and nephew.
735
00:36:44,715 --> 00:36:45,455
- Oh.
736
00:36:45,555 --> 00:36:46,375
- So maybe you guys could just
737
00:36:46,475 --> 00:36:47,695
come around.
738
00:36:47,795 --> 00:36:48,495
If you're free.
739
00:36:48,595 --> 00:36:50,175
- We'd love to, but we have--
740
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,515
- I just think if you saw me with kids,
741
00:36:56,155 --> 00:36:58,315
you would get what I mean.
742
00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:03,335
- I have to face Alison at work on Monday.
743
00:37:03,435 --> 00:37:05,055
- She the hot one?
744
00:37:05,155 --> 00:37:07,435
Because she was digging it.
745
00:37:08,755 --> 00:37:09,615
I wouldn't be surprised if she
746
00:37:09,715 --> 00:37:10,695
was a bit bi, actually.
747
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:11,535
- Stop talking.
748
00:37:11,635 --> 00:37:13,815
Just stop talking.
749
00:37:20,315 --> 00:37:21,775
Try the cheese sticks again.
750
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,875
The cheese
stick's on the floor.
751
00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:23,975
- Well, jiggle keys.
752
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,335
- Take them out of the ignition.
753
00:37:25,435 --> 00:37:27,575
- The house keys, Stevie!
754
00:37:27,675 --> 00:37:29,675
Hey, come on, Ellie.
755
00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:32,135
Oh, is that..
756
00:37:32,235 --> 00:37:33,495
- Aah, it's Alison!
757
00:37:33,595 --> 00:37:34,335
- What?
758
00:37:34,435 --> 00:37:35,175
Don't answer it now!
759
00:37:35,275 --> 00:37:35,975
Don't answer it.
760
00:37:36,075 --> 00:37:37,335
Please, let me pull over.
761
00:37:37,435 --> 00:37:39,215
Please!
762
00:37:39,315 --> 00:37:41,815
Just try a little bit.
763
00:37:41,915 --> 00:37:44,175
Oh, no hitting!
764
00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:46,275
Don't hit people, OK?
765
00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:49,155
They coming?
766
00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:58,195
- I don't know any more lesbian couples.
767
00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:02,555
Maybe it's time to let it go.
768
00:38:05,115 --> 00:38:07,255
You realise this'd be it, Jonah?
769
00:38:07,355 --> 00:38:09,615
You'd be giving up your life
770
00:38:09,715 --> 00:38:11,055
for someone who's probably gonna
771
00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:13,975
grow up to resent you anyway.
772
00:38:14,075 --> 00:38:16,075
Then they'd leave.
773
00:38:17,475 --> 00:38:19,055
You'd get a phone call once a
774
00:38:19,155 --> 00:38:21,315
fortnight if you're lucky.
775
00:38:24,555 --> 00:38:27,795
There's so much more out there in life.
776
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:35,955
- Do you actually believe that?
777
00:38:38,835 --> 00:38:40,995
The last time I saw my mum
778
00:38:41,995 --> 00:38:44,135
she told me she was happy
779
00:38:44,235 --> 00:38:45,535
because she brought me and
780
00:38:45,635 --> 00:38:47,635
Claire into the world.
781
00:38:49,555 --> 00:38:52,775
She said in the end, that's
782
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,955
all that mattered to her.
783
00:38:58,435 --> 00:39:00,435
I want that.
784
00:39:22,755 --> 00:39:24,755
Hey, can you grab him?
785
00:40:03,475 --> 00:40:05,135
- Shh!
786
00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,235
Fuck.
787
00:40:45,915 --> 00:40:47,255
I hope you're not offended
788
00:40:47,355 --> 00:40:48,335
that I'm even asking you.
789
00:40:48,435 --> 00:40:50,335
I just remember you saying something about
790
00:40:50,435 --> 00:40:53,295
donor sperm if you got near 40.
791
00:40:53,395 --> 00:40:55,495
It might have been a joke.
792
00:40:55,595 --> 00:40:58,615
- No, I looked into it, sort of.
793
00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:00,295
So it wouldn't be like a date?
794
00:41:00,395 --> 00:41:01,255
No, no, no.
795
00:41:01,355 --> 00:41:02,975
That's the whole thing.
796
00:41:03,075 --> 00:41:04,455
It'd be an arrangement.
797
00:41:04,555 --> 00:41:06,335
Like donor sperm,
798
00:41:06,435 --> 00:41:09,215
only you'd be getting a fully functioning
799
00:41:09,315 --> 00:41:10,855
dad for your baby.
800
00:41:14,715 --> 00:41:15,855
It's a really strange thing
801
00:41:15,955 --> 00:41:17,335
to get your head around.
802
00:41:17,435 --> 00:41:18,415
- No, I was just thinking about
803
00:41:18,515 --> 00:41:21,335
what my sister would say.
804
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:22,375
She's got three kids.
805
00:41:22,475 --> 00:41:23,855
Perfect family.
806
00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:25,535
- Well, maybe she'd be jealous.
807
00:41:27,275 --> 00:41:30,015
- I don't think so.
808
00:41:30,115 --> 00:41:33,635
- Well, you'd get the best of both worlds.
809
00:41:35,755 --> 00:41:38,055
You'd have your baby, but you could
810
00:41:38,155 --> 00:41:40,055
still date whoever you wanted.
811
00:41:40,155 --> 00:41:41,695
Seriously, the whole 'partner for life'
812
00:41:41,795 --> 00:41:44,975
thing, is it really that great?
813
00:41:45,075 --> 00:41:46,535
I mean, most of the time it's
814
00:41:46,635 --> 00:41:48,215
disastrous, or quietly crap.
815
00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:49,775
- Oh, cynical!
816
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,015
- No, oh, sorry.
817
00:41:51,115 --> 00:41:51,855
Sorry.
818
00:41:51,955 --> 00:41:54,275
No, I just think it's smart.
819
00:41:55,275 --> 00:41:57,095
An arrangement.
820
00:41:57,195 --> 00:41:58,135
You get to have a family,
821
00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:01,135
but keep your freedom.
822
00:42:01,235 --> 00:42:02,735
I don't know why more people don't do it.
823
00:42:02,835 --> 00:42:05,175
- Sounds like you should.
824
00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:13,175
So, you think he'd make a good dad?
825
00:42:13,275 --> 00:42:15,475
- Yeah, yep.
826
00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:17,815
- I'm not seeing anyone that
827
00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:19,375
looks like that, Stevie.
828
00:42:19,475 --> 00:42:21,655
She usually wears headbands.
829
00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:23,015
- Headbands?
830
00:42:23,115 --> 00:42:25,095
And layers, lots of layers.
831
00:42:25,195 --> 00:42:26,415
She looks like the kind
of person who might
832
00:42:26,515 --> 00:42:29,155
do craft in front of morning TV.
833
00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:39,175
Found her?
834
00:42:39,275 --> 00:42:40,015
- Sony I'm late.
835
00:42:40,115 --> 00:42:42,635
Oh, no, no worries.
836
00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,935
- Can you ring and rebook the AV equipment
837
00:43:48,035 --> 00:43:49,455
for the next two Fridays?
838
00:43:49,555 --> 00:43:51,335
- I thought the parties were cancelled.
839
00:43:51,435 --> 00:43:52,295
- Ah, no, no, no.
840
00:43:52,395 --> 00:43:53,815
I spoke to him and he wants to roll with
841
00:43:53,915 --> 00:43:56,215
two really epic parties
before his treatment.
842
00:43:56,315 --> 00:43:58,855
He was speaking about getting a second
DJ, training up Cantzi and Smitty.
843
00:43:58,955 --> 00:44:02,115
Just taking it up a whole other level.
844
00:44:10,435 --> 00:44:12,815
- I guess it's a pretty young crowd.
845
00:44:12,915 --> 00:44:15,215
- How old do you think I am?
846
00:44:16,155 --> 00:44:16,935
Oh, no, Marcie, not you.
847
00:44:17,035 --> 00:44:19,215
You'd fit in perfectly.
848
00:44:19,315 --> 00:44:20,055
You would!
849
00:44:20,155 --> 00:44:20,895
- Nice save.
850
00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,415
- You've got moves.
851
00:44:22,515 --> 00:44:23,535
Look at you!
852
00:44:23,635 --> 00:44:25,215
- You think I've got the moves?
- Yeah!
853
00:44:25,315 --> 00:44:28,895
Just from the walk from
the restaurant to--
854
00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:53,275
- Stevie!
855
00:44:59,835 --> 00:45:00,535
He was great.
856
00:45:00,635 --> 00:45:03,655
He was just really, really great.
857
00:45:03,755 --> 00:45:07,015
You didn't tell me he was so good-looking.
858
00:45:07,115 --> 00:45:10,255
- Oh, no, I guess I see a lot of him.
859
00:45:10,355 --> 00:45:11,695
Bit too much, really.
860
00:45:11,795 --> 00:45:13,815
- Yeah, he's really in
the moment, isn't he?
861
00:45:14,835 --> 00:45:15,615
- Yeah.
862
00:45:15,715 --> 00:45:19,055
We ended up drinking quite a bit.
863
00:45:19,155 --> 00:45:20,375
I didn't expect it to be such
864
00:45:20,475 --> 00:45:22,575
a big night actually.
865
00:45:22,675 --> 00:45:25,055
Has he spoken to you yet?
866
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:27,175
- No, I--
867
00:45:27,275 --> 00:45:29,815
- He's probably sleeping in.
868
00:45:29,915 --> 00:45:30,895
Wish I was too!
869
00:45:36,035 --> 00:45:38,255
Anyway, I just wanted
to thank you, Stevie,
870
00:45:38,355 --> 00:45:40,655
for thinking of me and
871
00:45:40,755 --> 00:45:42,015
organising everything.
872
00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:46,115
He really is a brilliant
guy, but I can't do it.
873
00:45:47,915 --> 00:45:48,615
- Oh.
874
00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:50,295
- He has to lock it in, like,
875
00:45:50,395 --> 00:45:52,735
basically this week.
876
00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:55,095
And I don't know him.
877
00:45:55,195 --> 00:45:56,335
- Ah, I can vouch for him.
878
00:45:56,435 --> 00:45:57,215
- I know, I know.
879
00:45:57,315 --> 00:45:58,735
But you've lived with him for years, and
880
00:45:58,835 --> 00:46:00,375
I don't even really know you that well.
881
00:46:00,475 --> 00:46:03,075
I don't mean that in a bad way.
882
00:46:30,915 --> 00:46:32,915
- No.
883
00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:37,215
- So, Smitty, you'll be shadowing Jonah.
884
00:46:37,315 --> 00:46:38,615
Cantzi, you're on me.
885
00:46:38,715 --> 00:46:40,935
You'll see the perks as they come,
886
00:46:41,035 --> 00:46:42,295
you know, the attention,
887
00:46:42,395 --> 00:46:43,735
but what I want you to
note is the military
888
00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:47,175
precision beneath these good times.
889
00:46:47,275 --> 00:46:48,295
OK, you know, things like...
890
00:46:48,395 --> 00:46:50,255
Jonah, Jonah!
891
00:46:50,355 --> 00:46:52,375
Smitty, I will indicate when
892
00:46:52,475 --> 00:46:54,015
the shadowing period begins.
893
00:46:54,115 --> 00:46:55,335
It's things like that that, you know,
894
00:46:55,435 --> 00:46:56,255
are gonna get in the way of
895
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,175
us having a good night.
896
00:46:57,275 --> 00:46:59,255
No pre-emption, presumption.
897
00:46:59,355 --> 00:47:00,255
- I was just checking.
898
00:47:00,355 --> 00:47:01,175
- Yeah, just check.
899
00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:02,015
That's OK.
900
00:47:02,115 --> 00:47:04,615
Take the hat off for now.
901
00:47:04,715 --> 00:47:05,415
- Did you get my messages?
902
00:47:05,515 --> 00:47:06,255
- Ah, no.
903
00:47:06,355 --> 00:47:09,015
Sorry, it was a crazy day.
904
00:47:09,115 --> 00:47:10,335
- What'd she say?
905
00:47:10,435 --> 00:47:12,435
- She didn't call you?
906
00:47:13,555 --> 00:47:14,695
Oh, well, she said that she
907
00:47:14,795 --> 00:47:16,055
had a wonderful time
908
00:47:16,155 --> 00:47:17,535
but ultimately it's not a road
909
00:47:17,635 --> 00:47:18,975
that she wants to go down.
910
00:47:19,075 --> 00:47:21,075
What, fuck.
911
00:47:23,475 --> 00:47:24,295
Fuck!
912
00:47:24,395 --> 00:47:26,215
- But, you know, she said
that you were lovely.
913
00:47:26,315 --> 00:47:28,375
- You know, she had a great time.
- Reckon I should call her and
914
00:47:28,475 --> 00:47:29,815
say that that never happens?
915
00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:31,895
I mean, only twice in my life have I
916
00:47:31,995 --> 00:47:35,095
ever had any trouble getting hard.
917
00:47:35,195 --> 00:47:37,095
Oh, the tequila!
918
00:47:37,195 --> 00:47:38,815
The fucking tequila.
919
00:47:38,915 --> 00:47:41,095
I'm telling you, there's an ingredient
in tequila where I just can't--
920
00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:43,335
- You slept with her?
921
00:47:43,435 --> 00:47:44,735
- Ah, no.
922
00:47:44,835 --> 00:47:46,135
Well, I mean, I tried to, yeah.
923
00:47:46,235 --> 00:47:46,975
- What?
924
00:47:47,075 --> 00:47:49,015
You weren't supposed to try
and sleep with her, Jonah.
925
00:47:49,115 --> 00:47:50,335
It was meant to be an arrangement.
926
00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:51,535
Fuck, I've told you a hundred fucking
927
00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:53,175
times, it has to be an arrangement.
928
00:47:53,275 --> 00:47:55,595
It should be an arrangement.
929
00:48:03,595 --> 00:48:05,455
- You okay?
930
00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:07,015
- Ah, yeah, yep.
931
00:48:07,115 --> 00:48:08,095
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
932
00:48:08,195 --> 00:48:09,815
I just, I shouldn't have
933
00:48:09,915 --> 00:48:12,015
involved people from work.
934
00:48:12,115 --> 00:48:14,115
- No, you're right.
935
00:48:14,835 --> 00:48:17,135
Can't believe I let that happen!
936
00:48:17,235 --> 00:48:18,415
It's gotta be about the arrangement.
937
00:48:18,515 --> 00:48:20,515
Just a clean...
938
00:48:24,675 --> 00:48:27,335
If you could just get me
939
00:48:27,435 --> 00:48:29,535
a second shot with her.
940
00:48:29,635 --> 00:48:31,455
Stevie, just a second meeting,
941
00:48:31,555 --> 00:48:33,695
I'd keep it all about the arrangement.
942
00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:34,815
- Jonah, honestly, she's--
943
00:48:34,915 --> 00:48:37,075
- I'd give her this house!
944
00:48:38,275 --> 00:48:39,655
- What?
945
00:48:39,755 --> 00:48:42,315
- Yeah, I'd give her the house.
946
00:48:43,235 --> 00:48:44,495
- You can't give her the house.
947
00:48:44,595 --> 00:48:46,615
- Listen, if a woman is gonna carry my
948
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,815
kid, I'm gonna give her this house.
949
00:48:48,915 --> 00:48:50,175
- Split it, you mean?
950
00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:51,015
You split it.
951
00:48:51,115 --> 00:48:51,855
- Nah, nah.
952
00:48:51,955 --> 00:48:52,735
It's theirs.
953
00:48:52,835 --> 00:48:54,835
Hers and my kid's.
954
00:48:57,555 --> 00:49:01,295
And she'd get to work, right?
955
00:49:01,395 --> 00:49:03,735
Work as much as she wants?
956
00:49:03,835 --> 00:49:05,975
You'd be a stay-at-home dad?
957
00:49:06,075 --> 00:49:07,055
- If that's what she wants.
958
00:49:07,155 --> 00:49:07,895
- Well, she does.
959
00:49:07,995 --> 00:49:08,935
She would want.
960
00:49:09,035 --> 00:49:09,975
- Then absolutely.
961
00:49:10,075 --> 00:49:10,815
Round the clock.
962
00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:13,215
I'd be like a manny.
963
00:49:13,315 --> 00:49:16,095
- And you'd be totally cool with
964
00:49:16,195 --> 00:49:18,135
her having relationships,
965
00:49:18,235 --> 00:49:19,935
like, dating other guys?
966
00:49:20,035 --> 00:49:20,815
- Totally cool.
967
00:49:20,915 --> 00:49:21,935
- It wouldn't get weird, her bringing
968
00:49:22,035 --> 00:49:23,175
other guys in the house?
969
00:49:23,275 --> 00:49:25,535
Other guys, here.
970
00:49:25,635 --> 00:49:27,215
- How many guys are we talking about?
971
00:49:27,315 --> 00:49:29,135
Oh, well, you know, like, a guy.
972
00:49:29,235 --> 00:49:31,895
Um, a boyfriend.
973
00:49:31,995 --> 00:49:34,175
- It's her house.
974
00:49:34,275 --> 00:49:36,055
- You can't give her the house.
975
00:49:36,155 --> 00:49:38,855
That's extravagant.
976
00:49:38,955 --> 00:49:40,495
- I'd put it in both of our names.
977
00:49:40,595 --> 00:49:43,155
- Oh, no, I wouldn't need that.
978
00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:46,995
What, what?
979
00:49:48,995 --> 00:49:52,675
Um, I'm gonna get changed.
980
00:49:53,995 --> 00:49:55,995
Can you just...
981
00:50:13,115 --> 00:50:15,415
- Dude, dude!
982
00:50:15,515 --> 00:50:16,735
Dude, dude, dude!
983
00:50:16,835 --> 00:50:18,375
Hey there you are.
984
00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:19,335
Gus said you'd tell me
985
00:50:19,435 --> 00:50:20,695
how to change the keg.
986
00:50:21,635 --> 00:50:22,735
- Jonah, Jonah!
987
00:50:22,835 --> 00:50:23,775
Where's Stevie?
988
00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:27,855
- Oh, she's, um, got a migraine.
989
00:50:27,955 --> 00:50:28,935
- Poor thing.
990
00:50:29,035 --> 00:50:31,015
- Yeah, she'll be down later.
991
00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:32,255
- Hey, man, you know, even if
992
00:50:32,355 --> 00:50:33,375
she pulls out, it's cool.
993
00:50:33,475 --> 00:50:34,735
Don't worry about it, you know?
994
00:50:34,835 --> 00:50:36,295
We're building our team.
995
00:50:36,395 --> 00:50:38,575
It's the foundations for the empire.
996
00:50:38,675 --> 00:50:41,595
We're gonna fucking dominate, yeah?
997
00:50:43,475 --> 00:50:44,735
Oh, hey, hey!
998
00:50:44,835 --> 00:50:47,055
Build-up in the hall!
999
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,015
Hi, you've reached Stevie.
1000
00:50:52,115 --> 00:50:54,115
Leave me a message.
1001
00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:58,895
- Stevie, before in your room,
1002
00:50:58,995 --> 00:51:01,575
I don't know what that was,
1003
00:51:01,675 --> 00:51:04,995
but if there's even the slightest chance
1004
00:51:05,835 --> 00:51:07,995
that you would consider...
1005
00:51:10,195 --> 00:51:11,215
With everyone else, it's never
1006
00:51:11,315 --> 00:51:13,495
really made total sense to me,
1007
00:51:13,595 --> 00:51:14,895
you know, how it would work
1008
00:51:14,995 --> 00:51:16,415
as an arrangement,
1009
00:51:16,515 --> 00:51:18,515
but with you, I get it.
1010
00:51:19,275 --> 00:51:20,695
I mean, we'd be two best
1011
00:51:20,795 --> 00:51:22,795
friends raising a kid.
1012
00:52:07,355 --> 00:52:11,575
- Yeah if we were to consider this,
1013
00:52:11,675 --> 00:52:13,775
I would have conditions,
1014
00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:16,175
a lot of conditions that we
1015
00:52:16,275 --> 00:52:18,895
would need to agree upon.
1016
00:52:18,995 --> 00:52:21,915
- I would agree with whatever you--
1017
00:52:30,235 --> 00:52:31,655
"100 % confidential."
1018
00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:36,295
Um, chances are this won't work
1019
00:52:36,395 --> 00:52:38,295
and if it doesn't, I want us to
1020
00:52:38,395 --> 00:52:40,055
go completely back to normal
1021
00:52:40,155 --> 00:52:41,975
with no-one knowing a thing.
1022
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:44,295
- Right, right, except Gus.
1023
00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:47,815
- No, what, no, especially not Gus.
1024
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,915
- Yes, of course.
1025
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,295
Right, mm.
1026
00:52:58,395 --> 00:52:59,335
- What?
1027
00:52:59,435 --> 00:53:00,375
No, you need to actually
1028
00:53:00,475 --> 00:53:02,475
read it, Jonah.
1029
00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:04,875
- Oh, I do?
1030
00:53:24,355 --> 00:53:26,515
- Just sign it.
1031
00:53:41,515 --> 00:53:46,155
You don't have any questions or comments?
1032
00:53:48,075 --> 00:53:50,075
- Yeah.
1033
00:53:50,835 --> 00:53:52,835
Are you sure?
1034
00:53:54,475 --> 00:53:57,915
Two weeks ago you didn't even want a kid.
1035
00:53:59,795 --> 00:54:00,735
And now--
1036
00:54:00,835 --> 00:54:02,835
- I know it's insane.
1037
00:54:03,435 --> 00:54:05,595
I keep asking myself that.
1038
00:54:06,435 --> 00:54:08,515
But then I break it down.
1039
00:54:11,555 --> 00:54:15,235
A stay-at-home dad, this house.
1040
00:54:16,115 --> 00:54:18,535
I love this house.
1041
00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,635
You know that.
1042
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:25,435
Freedom, but with a family.
1043
00:54:28,115 --> 00:54:30,655
Seriously, I think it's a good deal.
1044
00:54:30,755 --> 00:54:31,895
I mean, I don't even think I believe
1045
00:54:31,995 --> 00:54:35,475
in the whole love, marriage, babies thing.
1046
00:54:37,355 --> 00:54:40,495
But this, you and me having
1047
00:54:40,595 --> 00:54:42,595
a kid as an arrangement,
1048
00:54:43,635 --> 00:54:47,635
I think it could be kind of genius.
1049
00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:10,555
What are you...
1050
00:55:11,555 --> 00:55:12,295
Oh, no!
1051
00:55:12,395 --> 00:55:13,215
- What?
1052
00:55:13,315 --> 00:55:15,335
- Oh, we're not doing it natural.
1053
00:55:15,435 --> 00:55:18,275
It said very clearly 'artificial'.
1054
00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:21,335
- Artificial?
1055
00:55:21,435 --> 00:55:23,435
- Yeah.
1056
00:55:24,435 --> 00:55:25,935
That'll be good.
1057
00:55:26,035 --> 00:55:27,175
- Don't we need a few of them?
1058
00:55:27,275 --> 00:55:29,655
How many times do we...
1059
00:55:29,755 --> 00:55:31,055
Hey, do we re-use it?
1060
00:55:31,155 --> 00:55:32,255
- It'll be fine.
1061
00:55:32,355 --> 00:55:34,095
And we'll supplement that with
1062
00:55:34,195 --> 00:55:36,855
Monday and Wednesday.
1063
00:55:36,955 --> 00:55:40,255
- And Thursday, for luck.
1064
00:55:40,355 --> 00:55:42,255
And so do I, like, deliver it in my room
1065
00:55:42,355 --> 00:55:43,935
and transport it to yours or--
1066
00:55:44,035 --> 00:55:46,615
- No, I'm not attempting this with
1067
00:55:46,715 --> 00:55:47,895
Gus just outside the door.
1068
00:55:47,995 --> 00:55:48,735
- We can lock it.
1069
00:55:48,835 --> 00:55:50,455
- It said very clearly 'off-site'.
1070
00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:52,575
Did you actually read a single word?
1071
00:55:52,675 --> 00:55:54,675
- So not here?
1072
00:55:55,795 --> 00:55:56,775
It looks expensive.
1073
00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:58,175
It's cheap.
1074
00:55:58,275 --> 00:55:59,815
For four nights, but.
1075
00:55:59,915 --> 00:56:02,995
It's cheap as shit, Jonah.
1076
00:56:07,835 --> 00:56:09,655
What's the bowl for?
1077
00:56:09,755 --> 00:56:12,935
- Well, you deliver into the bowl.
1078
00:56:13,035 --> 00:56:16,535
You can't go directly
into the syringe, Jonah.
1079
00:56:16,635 --> 00:56:17,535
- Right.
1080
00:56:17,635 --> 00:56:19,635
Yep, yep.
1081
00:56:23,395 --> 00:56:26,295
Ooh, it probably won't be that much
1082
00:56:26,395 --> 00:56:27,295
and it's probably gonna
1083
00:56:27,395 --> 00:56:28,135
be thicker than that.
1084
00:56:28,235 --> 00:56:29,975
- This is for practise, Jonah.
1085
00:56:30,075 --> 00:56:32,075
- Yep.
1086
00:56:32,435 --> 00:56:33,735
Yep.
1087
00:56:33,835 --> 00:56:37,075
- So you deliver into the bowl.
1088
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,255
Now, do you want to be
the one to draw it up
1089
00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:43,135
or would you prefer to bring it out to me?
1090
00:56:43,235 --> 00:56:44,855
No, I'll do it.
1091
00:56:45,795 --> 00:56:47,615
- Yeah.
1092
00:56:47,715 --> 00:56:49,015
Right, easy.
1093
00:56:49,115 --> 00:56:49,855
Oh.
1094
00:56:49,955 --> 00:56:51,955
- Did you do that on purpose?
1095
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:54,355
- No, this syringe,
it's just, it's fucked!
1096
00:56:56,115 --> 00:56:58,115
Get over yourself.
1097
00:57:03,435 --> 00:57:05,435
- Fuck.
1098
00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:12,215
- What if we squeezed
1099
00:57:12,315 --> 00:57:13,535
all the toilet-cleaning gel
1100
00:57:13,635 --> 00:57:15,635
out of this and just...
1101
00:57:29,355 --> 00:57:31,095
- It's a four-day window.
1102
00:57:31,195 --> 00:57:34,135
We've just missed the first day.
1103
00:57:34,235 --> 00:57:35,255
- Fuck!
1104
00:57:35,355 --> 00:57:38,275
That's a whole quarter of the time.
1105
00:57:41,355 --> 00:57:42,415
I'm just gonna put something out there
1106
00:57:42,515 --> 00:57:44,375
and I totally expect you to say no,
1107
00:57:44,475 --> 00:57:47,675
but I'm gonna put it out there anyway.
1108
00:58:44,035 --> 00:58:48,135
You wanna just sit and talk for a bit?
1109
00:58:48,235 --> 00:58:49,615
- Uh, about what?
1110
00:58:49,715 --> 00:58:51,715
- Small talk.
1111
00:58:53,475 --> 00:58:55,095
Um, how about a massage?
1112
00:58:55,195 --> 00:58:56,615
I could give you a massage.
1113
00:58:56,715 --> 00:58:57,815
- I don't like massages.
1114
00:58:57,915 --> 00:58:59,175
- I'm good at them.
1115
00:58:59,275 --> 00:59:01,355
- I just don't like them.
1116
00:59:14,235 --> 00:59:17,535
- What if I went into the bathroom
1117
00:59:17,635 --> 00:59:20,535
and got myself ready,
1118
00:59:20,635 --> 00:59:22,575
you get ready out here
1119
00:59:22,675 --> 00:59:25,735
and then when I'm right on the verge,
1120
00:59:25,835 --> 00:59:28,935
I'll just come out and, you know, quick.
1121
00:59:29,035 --> 00:59:32,055
- Can we just try it normal?
1122
00:59:32,155 --> 00:59:34,395
- Yep. yep-
1123
00:59:48,915 --> 00:59:50,935
Jesus, so many pillows!
1124
00:59:51,035 --> 00:59:51,935
Are you in yet?
1125
00:59:52,035 --> 00:59:53,975
- No, I'm just...
1126
00:59:54,075 --> 00:59:54,855
Um, you...
1127
00:59:54,955 --> 00:59:55,815
Are you good?
1128
00:59:55,915 --> 00:59:57,855
- Yeah, thanks, I'm alright.
1129
00:59:57,955 --> 00:59:59,455
This is tight.
1130
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:00,535
- Um, so OK...
1131
01:00:01,475 --> 01:00:02,215
Arggh, Jonah, ow!
1132
01:00:02,315 --> 01:00:03,015
- Oh, my nose!
1133
01:00:03,115 --> 01:00:03,855
- Jonah, ow!
1134
01:00:07,675 --> 01:00:08,775
- Can you have a look?
1135
01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:09,895
Am I bleeding?
1136
01:00:09,995 --> 01:00:11,995
- No, no, you're fine.
1137
01:00:15,835 --> 01:00:17,055
- Sorry.
1138
01:00:26,995 --> 01:00:28,995
So from now?
1139
01:00:30,355 --> 01:00:31,415
- Uh, yeah, yep.
1140
01:00:31,515 --> 01:00:33,515
Yeah, if you're...
1141
01:00:33,915 --> 01:00:36,055
- OK.
1142
01:00:36,155 --> 01:00:37,375
- Um...
1143
01:00:37,475 --> 01:00:40,215
- Uh, including kissing?
1144
01:00:40,315 --> 01:00:42,315
- Oh, maybe no kissing.
1145
01:00:53,795 --> 01:00:55,135
- Um...
1146
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,255
- If we just...
1147
01:00:56,355 --> 01:00:57,735
- Yeah.
1148
01:00:57,835 --> 01:01:00,155
Sorry, sorry.
1149
01:01:01,155 --> 01:01:01,855
- So, you know...
1150
01:01:01,955 --> 01:01:02,695
- Ooh, ooh!
1151
01:01:02,795 --> 01:01:03,535
- Oh, just...
1152
01:01:03,635 --> 01:01:04,735
Oh, sorry, no.
1153
01:01:04,835 --> 01:01:05,575
- Too full-on?
1154
01:01:05,675 --> 01:01:06,775
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1155
01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:07,575
That's fine.
1156
01:01:07,675 --> 01:01:08,415
It was good.
1157
01:01:08,515 --> 01:01:10,455
Sorry, um...
1158
01:01:10,555 --> 01:01:13,315
I was just looking the other way.
1159
01:01:15,675 --> 01:01:19,755
Maybe we should try a slow grade-up,
1160
01:01:21,195 --> 01:01:24,035
maybe take it from 1 to 10 slowly.
1161
01:01:26,635 --> 01:01:30,055
- OK, what's one?
1162
01:01:30,155 --> 01:01:32,155
- Um...
1163
01:01:50,555 --> 01:01:51,295
Yeah.
1164
01:01:51,395 --> 01:01:53,395
- OK, two?
1165
01:02:15,515 --> 01:02:17,515
- Uh, three.
1166
01:02:24,755 --> 01:02:26,755
- Oh.
1167
01:02:40,995 --> 01:02:45,295
Seven, eight, nine, 10, yeah?
1168
01:02:45,395 --> 01:02:47,395
- Yeah.
1169
01:03:09,475 --> 01:03:11,555
Oh, oh...
1170
01:04:01,115 --> 01:04:03,115
- I'm sorry.
1171
01:04:10,075 --> 01:04:11,855
- Say something.
1172
01:04:16,955 --> 01:04:18,855
- After-dinner mint?
1173
01:04:19,955 --> 01:04:22,195
Well, I don't mind if I do.
1174
01:04:41,755 --> 01:04:43,895
- Hey.
1175
01:04:43,995 --> 01:04:45,995
Hi.
1176
01:05:25,435 --> 01:05:26,575
4:00-pick up ice.
1177
01:05:26,675 --> 01:05:28,855
4:30-check the sound cables.
1178
01:05:28,955 --> 01:05:30,015
4:45.
1179
01:05:30,115 --> 01:05:30,855
- No, no, no, no.
1180
01:05:30,955 --> 01:05:31,775
You're looking at the column.
1181
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,135
You gotta look at the row.
1182
01:05:33,235 --> 01:05:33,935
It's the Cantzi row.
1183
01:05:34,035 --> 01:05:36,015
- Sorry.
1184
01:05:36,115 --> 01:05:37,135
- Where are you going?
1185
01:05:37,235 --> 01:05:40,635
- Just gonna run over stuff with DJ Sanz.
1186
01:05:47,435 --> 01:05:50,335
I think Gus is getting suspicious.
1187
01:05:50,435 --> 01:05:52,435
- Yeah.
1188
01:06:02,515 --> 01:06:06,255
- I was thinking, like, um, a projector.
1189
01:06:06,355 --> 01:06:07,095
- Yeah.
1190
01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:07,935
- Yeah?
1191
01:06:08,035 --> 01:06:08,855
So we film the dance floor,
1192
01:06:08,955 --> 01:06:09,735
but then we can project
1193
01:06:09,835 --> 01:06:11,055
it on the outside wall.
1194
01:06:11,155 --> 01:06:13,155
We could write
our own messages in there.
1195
01:06:12,315 --> 01:06:14,135
- Scrolling across the bottom.
1196
01:06:14,235 --> 01:06:16,135
- And/or a band.
1197
01:06:16,235 --> 01:06:17,935
I could try some of my music contacts.
1198
01:06:18,035 --> 01:06:20,215
- Really?
- What?
1199
01:06:20,315 --> 01:06:21,615
- Music contacts?
1200
01:06:21,715 --> 01:06:24,735
- I know the drummer of Fait Accompli.
1201
01:06:24,835 --> 01:06:25,935
She just made that up.
1202
01:06:26,035 --> 01:06:27,015
Hey!
1203
01:06:27,115 --> 01:06:27,815
- What?
1204
01:06:27,915 --> 01:06:29,175
- Google them and you'll find
1205
01:06:29,275 --> 01:06:30,015
them and they're rad.
1206
01:06:30,115 --> 01:06:31,855
If we wanted lame, underground,
1207
01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:33,575
daggy, '90s hip-hop bands
1208
01:06:33,675 --> 01:06:34,775
then we would come to you,
1209
01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:35,735
but if we're not, if we
1210
01:06:35,835 --> 01:06:36,575
want something cool...
1211
01:06:36,675 --> 01:06:37,375
- Big Papa, he's not daggy.
1212
01:06:38,435 --> 01:06:40,015
- "He's not daggy"?
1213
01:06:40,115 --> 01:06:41,575
- He's not daggy.
1214
01:06:41,675 --> 01:06:43,755
- Um...
- He's not daggy.
1215
01:06:44,955 --> 01:06:48,515
- What do you think, Gus?
1216
01:06:53,115 --> 01:06:55,195
- Sounds fucking awesome.
1217
01:06:57,355 --> 01:06:58,095
Awesome!
1218
01:06:58,195 --> 01:07:00,195
I love the projector.
1219
01:08:18,115 --> 01:08:20,115
- What is it?
1220
01:08:23,595 --> 01:08:25,595
- Are you sure...
1221
01:08:27,075 --> 01:08:30,435
That this is right for you?
1222
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:37,535
- You're not having second thoughts?
1223
01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:40,035
- No, no.
1224
01:08:41,835 --> 01:08:43,835
This is perfect for me.
1225
01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:50,415
But you've got heaps of time, Stevie.
1226
01:08:50,515 --> 01:08:53,435
I mean, you've got years and years.
1227
01:09:00,235 --> 01:09:03,015
I hope it's not 'cause you think you're
1228
01:09:03,115 --> 01:09:05,515
not gonna get another chance.
1229
01:09:07,715 --> 01:09:09,955
'Cause you would, I reckon.
1230
01:09:11,395 --> 01:09:13,395
You would for sure.
1231
01:09:20,235 --> 01:09:22,315
- No, I'm good with this.
1232
01:10:02,195 --> 01:10:03,535
- I thought we agreed
1233
01:10:03,635 --> 01:10:04,735
that the links would highlight
1234
01:10:04,835 --> 01:10:07,175
as you scrolled over.
1235
01:10:07,275 --> 01:10:09,255
- Oh, did we?
1236
01:10:09,355 --> 01:10:11,355
- Yeah.
1237
01:10:12,315 --> 01:10:15,975
- Malcolm, do you have
a copy of the brief?
1238
01:10:16,075 --> 01:10:18,075
Thank you.
1239
01:10:37,715 --> 01:10:38,935
Oh, man,
can you just chill out?
1240
01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:40,975
I didn't change anything, alright?
1241
01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:42,215
All I did on there was just...
1242
01:10:42,315 --> 01:10:44,535
- Smitty has messed with the privacy
settings on the party page.
1243
01:10:44,635 --> 01:10:46,575
Now we've got what, 500
confirmed attending?
1244
01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:47,415
How many maybes?
1245
01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:48,895
How many maybes, Smitty?
1246
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,535
- I don't know how many maybes.
- Hello.
1247
01:10:50,635 --> 01:10:53,695
Hey, can you meet me?
1248
01:10:53,795 --> 01:10:54,775
- What?
1249
01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,695
Can you come
in and meet me at my
1250
01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:59,315
work, at the car park, please?
1251
01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:08,995
Hey.
1252
01:11:13,955 --> 01:11:16,095
- What is it?
1253
01:11:16,195 --> 01:11:18,195
- Uh, I got my period.
1254
01:11:18,915 --> 01:11:20,415
- What?
1255
01:11:20,515 --> 01:11:22,755
I got my period.
1256
01:11:27,115 --> 01:11:28,895
- But I thought...
1257
01:11:28,995 --> 01:11:31,755
Like, are you sure?
1258
01:11:33,435 --> 01:11:35,415
- Yeah, yep-
1259
01:11:35,515 --> 01:11:37,215
- Has it come early?
1260
01:11:37,315 --> 01:11:40,975
- Well, it's not like clockwork, Jonah.
1261
01:11:41,075 --> 01:11:43,015
It changes.
1262
01:11:43,115 --> 01:11:45,115
- Yeah, I know.
1263
01:11:45,995 --> 01:11:50,375
I just felt for sure it was
1264
01:11:50,475 --> 01:11:52,475
gonna happen.
1265
01:11:58,435 --> 01:12:01,335
- Well, thank God we didn't tell anyone.
1266
01:12:01,435 --> 01:12:03,435
- Yeah.
1267
01:12:04,235 --> 01:12:06,235
- Oh, fuck.
1268
01:12:07,355 --> 01:12:09,355
Three more days.
1269
01:12:10,355 --> 01:12:12,355
Fuck!
1270
01:12:14,835 --> 01:12:18,755
Just, oh, if there was more time or...
1271
01:12:21,315 --> 01:12:23,415
- Or what?
1272
01:12:23,515 --> 01:12:25,515
- I don't know.
1273
01:12:26,235 --> 01:12:29,775
- You could go another option or...
1274
01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:33,275
- No, obviously, no.
1275
01:12:35,075 --> 01:12:38,095
- Well, don't let me hold you back.
1276
01:12:38,195 --> 01:12:42,275
- Well, it's just not feasible now.
1277
01:12:46,155 --> 01:12:49,415
- Well, you do what you gotta do, Jonah.
1278
01:12:49,515 --> 01:12:51,495
Um, I've got to get back to work.
1279
01:12:51,595 --> 01:12:53,655
- Hey, are you angry at me?
1280
01:12:53,755 --> 01:12:56,295
No, I'm just, I've gotta get back to work.
1281
01:12:56,395 --> 01:12:58,375
- Stevie, you're fine.
1282
01:12:58,475 --> 01:13:01,535
You got heaps of time to have a kid.
1283
01:13:01,635 --> 01:13:03,695
- Oh, thanks, thanks.
1284
01:13:03,795 --> 01:13:05,295
- Well, it's true!
1285
01:13:05,395 --> 01:13:06,775
You didn't even want a kid until
1286
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,875
a week and a half ago.
1287
01:13:12,635 --> 01:13:14,375
What?
1288
01:13:14,475 --> 01:13:16,475
- Oh, I can't believe I
1289
01:13:17,315 --> 01:13:19,315
got involved with this.
1290
01:13:21,475 --> 01:13:22,815
- This was your plan, Stevie!
1291
01:13:22,915 --> 01:13:24,175
- Oh, my plan?
1292
01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:25,775
- Yeah, I was the one
trying ex-girlfriends
1293
01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:26,615
and you were like--
1294
01:13:26,715 --> 01:13:27,735
- 'Cause you were having tremendous
1295
01:13:27,835 --> 01:13:30,015
success with your ex-girlfriends!
- I'm just pointing out there's no reason
1296
01:13:30,115 --> 01:13:31,135
for you to be all furious.
1297
01:13:31,235 --> 01:13:32,255
I'm not fucking furious!
1298
01:13:32,355 --> 01:13:33,095
I'm fine!
1299
01:13:33,195 --> 01:13:35,175
In fact, I'm relieved.
1300
01:13:35,275 --> 01:13:36,335
Thank God it didn't happen, 'cause
1301
01:13:36,435 --> 01:13:37,215
us having a kid together
1302
01:13:37,315 --> 01:13:40,715
would have been a total fucking disaster.
1303
01:14:17,515 --> 01:14:19,455
- Oh, hey, if you run into Gus, tell
1304
01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:20,335
him I am getting the ice.
1305
01:14:20,435 --> 01:14:21,815
We're literally leaving right now, yeah?
1306
01:14:21,915 --> 01:14:23,915
- Alright, man. Cool.
1307
01:14:25,555 --> 01:14:26,255
Hey, whoa!
1308
01:14:26,355 --> 01:14:27,095
Not yet!
1309
01:14:27,195 --> 01:14:27,935
There's still half an hour.
1310
01:14:28,035 --> 01:14:29,615
Where have you been? There is,
like, 20 people out there.
1311
01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,015
We are two hours behind.
1312
01:14:31,115 --> 01:14:32,135
The sound is fucked and Stevie
1313
01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:32,975
is bailing.
1314
01:14:33,075 --> 01:14:33,815
- What?
1315
01:14:33,915 --> 01:14:34,615
- She just sent me a text.
1316
01:14:34,715 --> 01:14:35,615
She didn't explain or anything,
1317
01:14:35,715 --> 01:14:37,715
just, "Can't make it."
1318
01:14:38,635 --> 01:14:40,975
Take these over there.
1319
01:14:41,075 --> 01:14:43,075
- What?
1320
01:14:44,595 --> 01:14:46,135
- What did she say?
1321
01:14:46,235 --> 01:14:50,175
- Uh, well, don't stress.
1322
01:14:50,275 --> 01:14:52,535
We'll put it together.
1323
01:14:52,635 --> 01:14:53,695
Have you done the kegs?
1324
01:14:53,795 --> 01:14:54,575
- Just two of them.
1325
01:14:54,675 --> 01:14:55,655
- OK.
- OK.
1326
01:14:55,755 --> 01:14:57,755
Sorry, half an hour.
1327
01:15:19,555 --> 01:15:21,555
Hey.
1328
01:15:22,155 --> 01:15:22,895
- Hey.
1329
01:15:22,995 --> 01:15:25,015
- You shouldn't have committed to
1330
01:15:25,115 --> 01:15:27,375
this the weekend before your...
1331
01:15:27,475 --> 01:15:29,215
- Oh, no, it's good, man.
1332
01:15:29,315 --> 01:15:30,975
It's good.
1333
01:15:31,075 --> 01:15:32,695
It's time to take it up a notch.
1334
01:15:32,795 --> 01:15:33,535
- OK.
1335
01:15:33,635 --> 01:15:35,495
- Lollapalooza, right?
1336
01:15:35,595 --> 01:15:36,575
- Lollapalooza!
1337
01:15:36,675 --> 01:15:37,935
- Alright, would've made a pretty
1338
01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:40,035
fucked-up dad anyway.
1339
01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:14,255
- Jonah!
1340
01:16:14,355 --> 01:16:15,175
I've been looking for you.
1341
01:16:15,275 --> 01:16:16,015
- You have?
1342
01:16:16,115 --> 01:16:19,755
I, um... I made a phone
call on your behalf.
1343
01:16:34,155 --> 01:16:36,155
- You've got cancer?
1344
01:16:38,315 --> 01:16:40,255
How could you not tell me this?
1345
01:16:40,355 --> 01:16:42,575
You are still so much a part of my life.
1346
01:16:42,675 --> 01:16:44,455
- It's OK.
1347
01:16:44,555 --> 01:16:46,335
You won't be able to have kids?
1348
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:49,275
- Come upstairs for a second?
- Of course.
1349
01:16:55,475 --> 01:17:00,015
Oh, my God, the things that I said.
1350
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:02,115
Oh. my God!
1351
01:17:03,915 --> 01:17:04,655
- Ava.
1352
01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:09,915
- It's okay, it's okay
1353
01:17:12,635 --> 01:17:13,815
- I don't think that you would be a
1354
01:17:13,915 --> 01:17:14,695
terrible father.
1355
01:17:14,795 --> 01:17:16,795
I really don't.
1356
01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,915
I think you would be great.
1357
01:17:21,195 --> 01:17:23,275
I've always thought that.
1358
01:17:30,075 --> 01:17:33,495
I guess that's why I kept coming back.
1359
01:17:33,595 --> 01:17:35,595
I could see it.
1360
01:17:36,915 --> 01:17:39,775
Playing with your niece, when
1361
01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,875
your nephew was born.
1362
01:18:08,955 --> 01:18:11,615
Hi, Jonah. I'm on my way home.
1363
01:18:11,715 --> 01:18:13,615
Can you just call me when
1364
01:18:13,715 --> 01:18:15,295
you get this, please?
1365
01:18:15,395 --> 01:18:17,395
Thanks, bye.
1366
01:18:31,195 --> 01:18:33,535
- You know I tried with other women.
1367
01:18:33,635 --> 01:18:35,635
- Was I the first?
1368
01:19:04,195 --> 01:19:05,375
- Smitty, Smitty!
1369
01:19:05,475 --> 01:19:07,475
- Do you know those
blokes in the suspenders?
1370
01:19:06,595 --> 01:19:07,335
- No, no.
1371
01:19:07,435 --> 01:19:08,175
Have you seen Jonah?
1372
01:19:08,275 --> 01:19:09,295
- I just saw them try and
1373
01:19:09,395 --> 01:19:11,395
unscrew the toilet lid.
1374
01:19:15,275 --> 01:19:17,275
- Oh, ohh!
1375
01:19:36,635 --> 01:19:38,635
- Fuck!
1376
01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,075
Fuck.
1377
01:19:47,355 --> 01:19:49,355
Oh, did any go in?
1378
01:19:53,595 --> 01:19:55,835
What happened?
1379
01:19:56,955 --> 01:20:00,635
- I don't think I can do this.
1380
01:20:02,355 --> 01:20:04,355
- What?
1381
01:20:05,955 --> 01:20:07,955
- It's not you.
1382
01:20:10,155 --> 01:20:12,155
You're beautiful.
1383
01:20:18,515 --> 01:20:19,255
- Gus, Gus, Gus!
1384
01:20:19,355 --> 01:20:20,895
- Oh, now you show up!
1385
01:20:20,995 --> 01:20:22,335
Someone sent out a mass text.
1386
01:20:22,435 --> 01:20:24,095
I don't know who half these people are.
1387
01:20:24,195 --> 01:20:24,935
- Where's Jonah?
1388
01:20:25,035 --> 01:20:25,895
- He's upstairs!
1389
01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:27,995
Can you grab Cantzi?
1390
01:20:30,955 --> 01:20:33,875
- I think I'm in love with someone.
1391
01:20:34,995 --> 01:20:36,995
- What?
1392
01:20:39,555 --> 01:20:41,055
This is the police.
1393
01:20:41,155 --> 01:20:43,155
The party is now over.
1394
01:20:44,315 --> 01:20:47,015
Make your way outside, please.
- Please, just wait here.
1395
01:20:47,115 --> 01:20:49,115
I'll sort this out.
1396
01:20:52,075 --> 01:20:53,375
- Who is she?
1397
01:20:53,475 --> 01:20:54,415
- Wait here.
1398
01:20:54,515 --> 01:20:56,515
Lock the door behind me.
1399
01:20:59,475 --> 01:21:01,475
- Thank God you didn't--
1400
01:21:03,315 --> 01:21:06,395
- I'm so sorry.
1401
01:21:07,355 --> 01:21:08,295
- Hi.
1402
01:21:08,395 --> 01:21:09,815
Don't keep drinking, mate.
1403
01:21:09,915 --> 01:21:11,915
Get out!
1404
01:21:12,395 --> 01:21:13,295
- Excuse me, guys.
1405
01:21:13,395 --> 01:21:14,455
Put the drink down and get out.
1406
01:21:14,555 --> 01:21:15,335
Jonah!
1407
01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:16,535
The party is over.
1408
01:21:16,635 --> 01:21:18,175
- Stevie!
- Move!
1409
01:21:18,275 --> 01:21:18,975
- Hey.
1410
01:21:19,075 --> 01:21:21,215
- Hi. Um, I've been calling.
1411
01:21:21,315 --> 01:21:22,455
I tried to get through to you.
1412
01:21:22,555 --> 01:21:24,455
- I've been trying to call you too.
1413
01:21:24,555 --> 01:21:25,495
- I just wanted to, I'm sorry.
1414
01:21:25,595 --> 01:21:26,615
- I'm sorry.
1415
01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:28,855
- No, I'm sorry.
1416
01:21:28,955 --> 01:21:32,415
I called and I just freaked out
1417
01:21:32,515 --> 01:21:34,855
and I didn't mean, because...
1418
01:21:36,715 --> 01:21:37,855
Excuse me, Thank you.
1419
01:21:37,955 --> 01:21:38,655
- I, um...
1420
01:21:38,755 --> 01:21:39,495
- Excuse me.
1421
01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:40,495
You need to move the fuck
1422
01:21:40,595 --> 01:21:42,595
away from the door!
1423
01:21:43,355 --> 01:21:45,355
- Oh...
1424
01:21:52,915 --> 01:21:54,175
Um...
1425
01:21:55,355 --> 01:21:56,495
Stevie!
- Sorry, Excuse me.
1426
01:21:56,595 --> 01:21:58,495
- Fuck, excuse me!
1427
01:21:58,595 --> 01:22:00,375
Excuse me, Sorry.
1428
01:22:00,475 --> 01:22:01,335
Hey, wait, wait!
1429
01:22:01,435 --> 01:22:02,935
Stevie, wait!
1430
01:22:03,035 --> 01:22:04,175
Stevie, I didn't...
1431
01:22:04,275 --> 01:22:05,015
Stevie.
1432
01:22:05,115 --> 01:22:07,115
Excuse me!
1433
01:22:17,595 --> 01:22:18,775
Hey!
1434
01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:19,615
Hey, Stevie!
1435
01:22:19,715 --> 01:22:21,015
Please stop, Stevie!
1436
01:22:21,115 --> 01:22:22,295
Oh, Jesus!
1437
01:22:22,395 --> 01:22:23,575
Stevie...
1438
01:22:23,675 --> 01:22:25,675
Stevie!
1439
01:22:26,115 --> 01:22:27,855
Stev...
1440
01:22:27,955 --> 01:22:29,975
- Fuck!
1441
01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:30,855
- Whoa!
1442
01:22:30,955 --> 01:22:32,955
Oh.
1443
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:36,015
- Fuck, fuck. Are you alright?
1444
01:22:36,115 --> 01:22:38,115
Fuck, are you alright?
1445
01:22:39,195 --> 01:22:40,055
- Oh, shit.
1446
01:22:40,155 --> 01:22:40,895
I'll pay for it.
1447
01:22:40,995 --> 01:22:41,735
- What?
1448
01:22:41,835 --> 01:22:43,535
Fuck, I don't care.
1449
01:22:43,635 --> 01:22:45,875
Oh, Jesus, what were you...
1450
01:22:46,835 --> 01:22:48,835
Oh, yeah.
1451
01:22:49,795 --> 01:22:52,775
- Listen. I don't care about
1452
01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:54,875
getting a baby anymore.
1453
01:22:56,755 --> 01:22:59,295
I don't care about the arrangement.
1454
01:22:59,395 --> 01:23:01,095
I don't.
1455
01:23:01,195 --> 01:23:05,035
I just wanna be with you.
1456
01:23:08,715 --> 01:23:11,875
- Well, I do care.
1457
01:23:13,875 --> 01:23:15,875
I want a baby.
1458
01:23:16,395 --> 01:23:19,075
And it'll never happen with you.
1459
01:25:45,755 --> 01:25:48,375
And you've fasted this morning?
1460
01:25:48,475 --> 01:25:50,775
Nothing since dinner.
1461
01:25:50,875 --> 01:25:52,415
- Right, well, just some information there
1462
01:25:52,515 --> 01:25:55,375
about your recovery and treatment area.
1463
01:25:55,475 --> 01:25:56,335
Any questions?
1464
01:25:56,435 --> 01:26:00,415
- Yeah, um, what do they
do with the testicle?
1465
01:26:00,515 --> 01:26:03,615
Does he get to view it after?
1466
01:26:03,715 --> 01:26:05,295
- Um, it's okay.
1467
01:26:05,395 --> 01:26:07,615
I don't need to view it.
1468
01:26:07,715 --> 01:26:09,135
- Are you sure, man?
1469
01:26:09,235 --> 01:26:10,175
Is it this one?
1470
01:26:10,275 --> 01:26:11,815
Just the door on the right.
1471
01:26:11,915 --> 01:26:13,215
I'll check on you afterwards,
1472
01:26:13,315 --> 01:26:14,895
but you may not be too coherent
at that point,
1473
01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:16,095
so I will call you tomorrow,
1474
01:26:16,195 --> 01:26:19,535
and we'll begin talking about the
next phase of your treatment.
1475
01:26:19,635 --> 01:26:22,475
Alright, I'll see you soon, Jonah.
1476
01:26:23,755 --> 01:26:25,975
Hi, Aidan.
1477
01:26:26,075 --> 01:26:28,075
Gus.
1478
01:26:31,475 --> 01:26:33,535
- Well, uh, Gus, could you help me
1479
01:26:33,635 --> 01:26:35,975
back to the car with Aidan?
1480
01:26:36,075 --> 01:26:38,075
- Yeah, hey.
1481
01:26:38,395 --> 01:26:40,615
- Call me, yeah, as soon as...
1482
01:26:40,715 --> 01:26:42,715
- Yep.
1483
01:26:45,235 --> 01:26:45,975
Bye, Stevie.
1484
01:26:46,075 --> 01:26:48,015
- Bye.
1485
01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:49,815
- He's not an explosive device, Gus.
1486
01:26:49,915 --> 01:26:51,695
- Yeah, no, I know, but
is this smell normal?
1487
01:26:51,795 --> 01:26:53,575
I'll be back in a second.
1488
01:26:53,675 --> 01:26:55,675
- Thanks for coming.
1489
01:26:56,595 --> 01:26:57,335
It means a lot.
1490
01:26:57,435 --> 01:26:59,435
- I got you something.
1491
01:27:05,635 --> 01:27:06,975
- Choc bullets!
1492
01:27:07,075 --> 01:27:07,815
I love choc bullets.
1493
01:27:09,155 --> 01:27:10,815
- Yeah, I know.
1494
01:27:10,915 --> 01:27:12,915
Thank you.
1495
01:27:17,315 --> 01:27:20,755
- Uh, Jonah, what I said the other night.
1496
01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,875
I'm sorry.
1497
01:27:25,955 --> 01:27:27,575
- Nah, I'm sorry.
1498
01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:30,415
- No, what I said was inexcusable and--
1499
01:27:30,515 --> 01:27:33,455
- No, Stevie, you were right.
1500
01:27:33,555 --> 01:27:35,555
You were so right.
1501
01:27:37,195 --> 01:27:40,115
You've just gotta be a mum, Stevie.
1502
01:27:41,115 --> 01:27:42,535
That's the best thing that's
1503
01:27:42,635 --> 01:27:44,455
come out of all of this.
1504
01:27:44,555 --> 01:27:46,695
Now you know.
1505
01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:48,055
I reckon you would have been one
1506
01:27:48,155 --> 01:27:50,535
of those girls who turns 40
1507
01:27:50,635 --> 01:27:54,555
and thinks, "Shit, I did want a kid."
1508
01:27:58,035 --> 01:28:00,035
Now you know.
1509
01:28:00,915 --> 01:28:03,075
And you got heaps of time.
1510
01:28:05,155 --> 01:28:09,515
You're gonna meet a really cool guy
1511
01:28:11,435 --> 01:28:14,915
and you're gonna have four kids, I reckon.
1512
01:28:16,795 --> 01:28:19,275
- I haven't changed that much.
1513
01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:23,035
And what about you?
1514
01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:25,295
- Maybe I was always meant to
1515
01:28:25,395 --> 01:28:28,715
be, like, the cool uncle,
1516
01:28:30,435 --> 01:28:33,755
just giving your kids their first beers.
1517
01:28:37,235 --> 01:28:39,795
And one day you gotta tell them
1518
01:28:40,675 --> 01:28:42,755
that if it wasn't for me,
1519
01:28:45,635 --> 01:28:48,115
you never would have had kids.
1520
01:28:54,635 --> 01:28:55,695
Okay
1521
01:28:55,795 --> 01:28:57,695
They said they're coming
1522
01:28:57,795 --> 01:28:59,015
with the wheelchair.
1523
01:28:59,115 --> 01:29:01,115
So it's time.
1524
01:29:02,235 --> 01:29:03,575
Hey, Stevie, it's okay.
1525
01:29:03,675 --> 01:29:04,815
You just gotta think it's actually
1526
01:29:04,915 --> 01:29:07,755
the start of Jonah getting better.
1527
01:29:10,395 --> 01:29:12,295
- Oh, oh!
1528
01:29:12,395 --> 01:29:14,555
Hey, man.
- Shh, it's okay.
1529
01:29:16,275 --> 01:29:18,575
I'll see you on the other side.
1530
01:29:18,675 --> 01:29:19,615
- I'm not dying, Gus.
1531
01:29:19,715 --> 01:29:20,455
- No, that's right.
1532
01:29:20,555 --> 01:29:22,575
No, you're not.
1533
01:29:22,675 --> 01:29:24,975
- Um, the things you said to me the
1534
01:29:25,075 --> 01:29:28,215
other night, did you mean them?
1535
01:29:28,315 --> 01:29:29,055
- What did he say?
1536
01:29:29,155 --> 01:29:31,155
What did you say?
1537
01:29:33,595 --> 01:29:36,375
- Are you ready, Mr. Reid?
1538
01:29:36,475 --> 01:29:39,335
The orderly will be here in a minute.
1539
01:29:39,435 --> 01:29:41,435
- I did.
1540
01:29:41,755 --> 01:29:43,755
I do, but--
1541
01:29:46,075 --> 01:29:46,975
- I don't think you should
1542
01:29:47,075 --> 01:29:49,455
settle for cool uncle.
1543
01:29:49,555 --> 01:29:51,795
I think you gotta be a dad.
1544
01:29:53,835 --> 01:29:55,335
And if you can't do it naturally,
1545
01:29:55,435 --> 01:29:58,115
then there's always donor sperm.
1546
01:30:44,595 --> 01:30:46,595
What, what the fuck?
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