1 00:01:28,075 --> 00:01:29,095 - Two minutes! 2 00:01:29,195 --> 00:01:30,175 Two minutes, everyone! 3 00:01:30,275 --> 00:01:32,615 - No, I'm pretty sure it's like an online, 4 00:01:32,715 --> 00:01:34,175 direct debit kind of thing. 5 00:01:34,275 --> 00:01:34,975 Or wait... 6 00:01:35,075 --> 00:01:36,215 Hang on, is that the gas? 7 00:01:36,315 --> 00:01:37,535 - You have lived here your entire life. 8 00:01:37,635 --> 00:01:38,815 - I think it's just the gas. 9 00:01:38,915 --> 00:01:41,215 - Uh, disconnection notice. 10 00:01:41,315 --> 00:01:43,695 "This is your third and final notice. 11 00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:45,695 Due to outstanding amounts 12 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:46,615 totalling..." 13 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:47,415 Jonah! 14 00:01:47,515 --> 00:01:48,655 Hey, maybe I could sing? 15 00:01:48,755 --> 00:01:50,175 No, I'm serious. 16 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:53,375 - Gussie, hey, it's cool. 17 00:01:53,475 --> 00:01:54,815 Everyone's here. 18 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:55,775 They're having a good time. 19 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:56,615 Everyone's happy. 20 00:01:56,715 --> 00:01:57,615 Hey, Cantzi! 21 00:01:57,715 --> 00:01:58,455 You happy? 22 00:01:58,555 --> 00:02:00,335 - Nah, I've cut myself and I can't tell where. 23 00:02:00,435 --> 00:02:01,575 - He's happy, see? 24 00:02:01,675 --> 00:02:02,575 - No, Jonah, I can't see, 25 00:02:02,675 --> 00:02:03,455 because it's dark. 26 00:02:03,555 --> 00:02:04,855 - OK, come here, guys. 27 00:02:04,955 --> 00:02:07,295 We're just three friends, huddled together. 28 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,335 - Someone needs to make the announcement 29 00:02:09,435 --> 00:02:11,615 the party's over. 30 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,375 - OK, um, Silvio. 31 00:02:14,475 --> 00:02:15,215 - He hates us. 32 00:02:15,315 --> 00:02:17,315 - He loves me. 33 00:02:19,035 --> 00:02:19,815 - Whatever you do, Jonah, 34 00:02:19,915 --> 00:02:21,055 just don't hug him. 35 00:02:21,155 --> 00:02:22,975 It's just really inappropriate. 36 00:02:23,075 --> 00:02:24,735 Oh! 37 00:02:24,835 --> 00:02:26,375 - Grab a drink, everyone! 38 00:02:26,475 --> 00:02:27,655 There's plenty in the kegs! 39 00:02:27,755 --> 00:02:28,655 Take some chill time. 40 00:02:28,755 --> 00:02:30,175 Forget to pay the bill, mate? 41 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,875 - We're on, we're on, we're on! 42 00:02:34,915 --> 00:02:36,495 - Is that my computer power board? 43 00:02:36,595 --> 00:02:38,675 Have you been in my room? 44 00:02:39,795 --> 00:02:41,175 - Hi. Sir, thank you so much. 45 00:02:41,275 --> 00:02:42,455 I really hope Jonah conveyed 46 00:02:42,555 --> 00:02:43,855 how much we appreciate this. 47 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,175 - 500. 48 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:46,015 - Sorry? 49 00:02:46,115 --> 00:02:50,415 - Jonah said 500 cash and a bottle of vodka. 50 00:02:50,515 --> 00:02:53,595 Hey, can you hear me? 51 00:02:54,555 --> 00:02:56,555 OK, so... 52 00:02:58,075 --> 00:03:00,535 - Hey, hey, hey, Gus! 53 00:03:00,635 --> 00:03:01,695 - $500? 54 00:03:01,795 --> 00:03:02,535 - Yeah! 55 00:03:02,635 --> 00:03:03,335 - No. 56 00:03:03,435 --> 00:03:04,175 - We got that! 57 00:03:04,275 --> 00:03:05,015 - No. 58 00:03:05,115 --> 00:03:06,695 - Mate, there's like a million people out there. 59 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,255 - There's, like, 150. 60 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,135 Half of them haven't paid yet. 61 00:03:10,235 --> 00:03:12,315 - Everyone, need a favour! 62 00:03:13,475 --> 00:03:16,415 We gotta get the juice back on. 63 00:03:16,515 --> 00:03:18,655 So if you've got any money, just 64 00:03:18,755 --> 00:03:20,055 hold it up. 65 00:03:20,155 --> 00:03:20,895 We need cash. 66 00:03:20,995 --> 00:03:22,855 - You still owe me 20 bucks, fuckwit! 67 00:03:22,955 --> 00:03:24,415 - We're gonna get this party started. 68 00:03:24,515 --> 00:03:26,615 Gonna get it started, Gussie. 69 00:03:26,715 --> 00:03:28,715 Gussie! 70 00:03:29,435 --> 00:03:31,435 Gussie! 71 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:38,775 Whoo! 72 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,575 Alright, on behalf of Stevie, 73 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:42,095 Gus, and myself, 74 00:03:42,195 --> 00:03:45,695 big massive thanks to Silvio, our neighbour. 75 00:03:45,795 --> 00:03:46,695 - Silvio! 76 00:03:48,915 --> 00:03:51,215 - Alright, let's take it through till lunchtime! 77 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,915 And then let's do it again next week! 78 00:03:59,235 --> 00:04:01,255 Yes, yes! 79 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:04,735 That's right, right here, here again, 80 00:04:04,835 --> 00:04:09,355 this time, this place, next friday! 81 00:04:10,195 --> 00:04:12,195 - What? 82 00:04:26,515 --> 00:04:28,255 I Every woman 83 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,355 I And every man 84 00:04:38,715 --> 00:04:40,615 I Hit me with your rhythm stick 85 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,575 I Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me 86 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,615 I Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me 87 00:04:53,595 --> 00:04:54,375 - Come on! Come on. 88 00:04:54,475 --> 00:04:56,475 Oh, sorry! 89 00:04:58,595 --> 00:05:01,215 Let's put some music on. 90 00:05:01,315 --> 00:05:02,295 - Let's... 91 00:05:02,395 --> 00:05:04,395 Come here. 92 00:05:04,795 --> 00:05:06,975 - Hey. - Mmm. 93 00:05:42,155 --> 00:05:43,895 You alright? 94 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:46,355 - You've got something here. 95 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,555 It's kinda hard. 96 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:54,475 Like a lump sort of thing. 97 00:05:56,995 --> 00:06:00,255 Feels a bit like a frozen pea. 98 00:06:00,355 --> 00:06:02,335 But not as cold. 99 00:06:02,435 --> 00:06:04,435 - A lump? 100 00:06:06,795 --> 00:06:09,955 Just a little pressure now. 101 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,155 Just the left aspect there. 102 00:06:51,955 --> 00:06:52,655 I'm afraid it's a bit of 103 00:06:52,755 --> 00:06:54,755 bad news today, Jonah. 104 00:06:56,075 --> 00:06:58,315 You have testicular cancer. 105 00:07:00,915 --> 00:07:03,295 I know it sounds a bit nasty. 106 00:07:03,395 --> 00:07:05,735 Testicular cancer is, in a manner of thinking, 107 00:07:05,835 --> 00:07:07,775 the best kind of cancer to get. 108 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:10,615 The treatment is incredibly effective. 109 00:07:10,715 --> 00:07:12,215 I'd have every expectation that you 110 00:07:12,315 --> 00:07:15,335 would make a complete recovery. 111 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,435 Do you understand? 112 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,655 It's a relatively simple procedure 113 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:24,175 to remove the testicle. 114 00:07:24,275 --> 00:07:26,275 - Remove the testicle? 115 00:07:26,955 --> 00:07:28,975 - Aye. 116 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:31,075 - Permanently? 117 00:07:31,835 --> 00:07:33,575 - Aye, we have to permanently 118 00:07:33,675 --> 00:07:35,755 remove the left testicle. 119 00:07:36,755 --> 00:07:37,935 I was hoping to book the theatre 120 00:07:38,035 --> 00:07:39,775 for Wednesday week. 121 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:42,055 Then you'll undergo further treatment to 122 00:07:42,155 --> 00:07:43,695 ensure there's absolutely no spread-- 123 00:07:43,795 --> 00:07:46,475 - Um, will it... 124 00:07:49,395 --> 00:07:50,815 Will I lose my hair? 125 00:07:50,915 --> 00:07:52,215 - Not in this case, no. 126 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:53,655 The side effects are relatively mild. 127 00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:55,495 - Will I still be able to have sex? 128 00:07:55,595 --> 00:07:58,255 - Aye, it might take a couple of weeks, but 129 00:07:58,355 --> 00:08:01,095 you will regain full sexual function. 130 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:03,735 With one exception. 131 00:08:03,835 --> 00:08:05,495 The treatment will, unfortunately, 132 00:08:05,595 --> 00:08:07,595 render you infertile. 133 00:08:10,635 --> 00:08:12,015 - As in... 134 00:08:12,115 --> 00:08:14,295 - As in unable to father children 135 00:08:14,395 --> 00:08:16,395 in the natural way. 136 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,415 Thankfully, modern science offers 137 00:08:19,515 --> 00:08:22,015 us a fantastic alternative. 138 00:08:22,115 --> 00:08:23,575 - Please take care to contain the 139 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,775 first spurt of the ejaculate. 140 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,375 And, oh, please don't use any of 141 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:29,575 the hand soap until afterwards. 142 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,355 Some men try it for lubrication. 143 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,035 Any questions? 144 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,255 We lost the deposit on the speakers. 145 00:09:05,355 --> 00:09:06,575 I tried to tell them that they 146 00:09:06,675 --> 00:09:07,815 just went fuzzy after a while. 147 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,335 But then he tipped them on their side 148 00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:12,535 and lukewarm beer spilled out. 149 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:16,215 Why haven't you taken back the lights? 150 00:09:16,315 --> 00:09:18,315 What? 151 00:09:19,195 --> 00:09:21,135 - Jonah's got cancer. 152 00:09:21,235 --> 00:09:21,975 - Gus. 153 00:09:22,915 --> 00:09:23,655 It's nothing. 154 00:09:23,755 --> 00:09:24,495 - Cancer? 155 00:09:24,595 --> 00:09:27,215 - No, I mean, not bad cancer. 156 00:09:27,315 --> 00:09:29,935 It's gonna be fine. 157 00:09:30,035 --> 00:09:31,935 - What kind of cancer? 158 00:09:32,035 --> 00:09:32,895 - Testicular. 159 00:09:32,995 --> 00:09:34,995 - Oh, fucking hell, Gus. 160 00:09:36,035 --> 00:09:38,035 It's actually... 161 00:09:39,715 --> 00:09:41,415 It's easy to fix. 162 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:43,455 They just gotta take out the ball. 163 00:09:43,555 --> 00:09:45,255 One day in hospital. 164 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:46,695 And then there's this other 165 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:47,535 treatment. 166 00:09:47,635 --> 00:09:48,375 - Chemo? 167 00:09:48,475 --> 00:09:49,335 - But it's not like where you go 168 00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:51,695 green and get sick and stuff. 169 00:09:51,795 --> 00:09:54,535 The doc said people go right back to work, 170 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,455 so I'll still be able to do things. 171 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:01,735 - What do they do with the ball? 172 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,615 Do you get to see it afterwards? 173 00:10:04,715 --> 00:10:07,455 - I dunno, Gus. 174 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:09,055 - OK. 175 00:10:09,155 --> 00:10:11,535 - Um, have you spoken to your sister? 176 00:10:11,635 --> 00:10:14,795 - Fuck, no, I will. 177 00:10:16,555 --> 00:10:18,555 Guess I should... 178 00:10:19,315 --> 00:10:22,895 I should probably tell Ava too, huh? 179 00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:25,015 - Oh, are you guys speaking again? 180 00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:27,115 - Yeah. I mean... 181 00:10:27,635 --> 00:10:29,055 Well, we did say six months of-- 182 00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,375 - No contact. 183 00:10:30,475 --> 00:10:31,215 - Yeah. 184 00:10:31,315 --> 00:10:35,035 But... she would wanna know this. 185 00:10:36,755 --> 00:10:39,375 - Well, we better cancel next Friday. 186 00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:41,015 Do you wanna send out a group email or-- 187 00:10:41,115 --> 00:10:41,815 - What? 188 00:10:41,915 --> 00:10:43,175 No, we're not gonna cancel, 189 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,615 it's a couple of days away. 190 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:45,615 I don't wanna have to explain. 191 00:10:45,715 --> 00:10:46,455 We can't stop now. 192 00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:48,615 We've got some real momentum. 193 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:49,655 You know, we don't want to lose it. 194 00:10:49,755 --> 00:10:51,055 - We'd draw attention if we cancelled. 195 00:10:51,155 --> 00:10:52,615 - Right. 196 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,175 Hi, this is Ava. 197 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:58,415 I'm not around, so please leave a message after the beep. 198 00:10:58,515 --> 00:10:59,215 Thank you. 199 00:11:27,635 --> 00:11:30,535 - Eight till 11 is DJ Sanz. 200 00:11:30,635 --> 00:11:32,775 Also I promised Azzi his cousin 201 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,455 could do some drumming. 202 00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:35,495 If he's shit, I can totally 203 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,335 take him off, though. 204 00:11:36,435 --> 00:11:37,975 OK, well, apart from anything else, 205 00:11:38,075 --> 00:11:39,455 I don't think this house is physically 206 00:11:39,555 --> 00:11:40,655 gonna handle another party. 207 00:11:40,755 --> 00:11:41,895 The house is fine. 208 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:45,455 Yeah, it's Jonah's house anyway, so-- Ah, OK, this is stuck. 209 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:47,095 - Well, maybe try pulling it. 210 00:11:47,195 --> 00:11:49,195 - I am pulling it. 211 00:11:50,395 --> 00:11:52,395 - Hello? - Please come up and help 212 00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:53,735 Hi, it's Natalie Gibbs here from andrology. 213 00:11:53,835 --> 00:11:55,175 - Sorry? 214 00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:58,175 The sperm bank. 215 00:11:58,275 --> 00:11:59,615 It was, in many respects, 216 00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:01,455 quite a strong sample. 217 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,335 Your sperm count was optimal, 218 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:04,815 which was impressive, given 219 00:12:04,915 --> 00:12:06,855 the testicle situation. 220 00:12:06,955 --> 00:12:08,335 Sperm velocity, also strong... 221 00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:13,035 - Sorry. 222 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,455 Hello? 223 00:12:15,555 --> 00:12:17,915 Yep, I'm at the bottle shop. 224 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:24,055 Mm-hm, yeah, I'm looking at it. 225 00:12:24,155 --> 00:12:26,255 Yes, I'm writing it down. 226 00:12:26,355 --> 00:12:28,955 OK, OK! 227 00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:34,775 - OK, the problem we encountered 228 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,055 was with the freezing process. 229 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:37,975 - The freezing? 230 00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:40,015 - We conduct a thaw test on every sample, 231 00:12:40,115 --> 00:12:41,895 just to see if the sperm has coped 232 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:42,935 with the freeze procedure. 233 00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:45,535 We do this because in some cases, 234 00:12:45,635 --> 00:12:46,815 the sperm reacts badly with 235 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:48,175 the cryo-preservatives and... 236 00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:51,355 Well, it doesn't survive. 237 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,055 - So, what? 238 00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:55,895 Mine... 239 00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,935 - Well, your sample fell into that category. 240 00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:58,735 - It died? 241 00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,855 - It happens, with a small percentage of men. 242 00:13:00,955 --> 00:13:03,475 - What, just some of it or...? 243 00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:09,335 Can I take a second shot? 244 00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:11,775 - Regretfully, on the basis of these results, 245 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,935 it would appear that sperm cryopreservation 246 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,575 will not be an effective option for you. 247 00:13:17,675 --> 00:13:20,275 - What other options are there? 248 00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:26,235 - Do you have a girlfriend? 249 00:13:51,475 --> 00:13:53,095 Hey, are you alright? 250 00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:53,895 Yep. 251 00:13:53,995 --> 00:13:55,995 If you're not feeling up to this, 252 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,575 it's totally fine. 253 00:13:55,675 --> 00:13:56,575 I can take you to your sister's. 254 00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,675 No, it's cool. 255 00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:01,695 Well, tell Gus it's his turn 256 00:14:01,795 --> 00:14:02,655 to come out front. 257 00:14:02,755 --> 00:14:05,415 - Everyone got a stamp? - I haven't got one. 258 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:06,255 - There you go. 259 00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:07,095 In you go, in you go! 260 00:14:07,195 --> 00:14:09,195 Make yourself at home. 261 00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:49,815 - What's your name? 262 00:14:49,915 --> 00:14:52,075 - Miranda. 263 00:14:54,475 --> 00:14:57,495 - Do you want a baby with me? 264 00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:59,375 - What? 265 00:14:59,475 --> 00:15:01,915 - Do you want a baby with me? 266 00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:05,835 - Miranda. 267 00:15:25,035 --> 00:15:26,495 - Hey, I won't stay. 268 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:27,855 I'll just come in and say 269 00:15:27,955 --> 00:15:29,415 a quick hi to your sister 270 00:15:29,515 --> 00:15:32,275 and then give you guys some time. 271 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,875 - You know Ava? 272 00:15:41,835 --> 00:15:44,775 Is she still with Greggie Chambers? 273 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,875 - Um, why? 274 00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:55,375 - Did you bring all your referrals 275 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:57,415 and things like that? 276 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,415 You should have information 277 00:15:59,515 --> 00:16:00,255 and referrals and... 278 00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:02,355 - Yeah, somewhere. 279 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,755 Hey. 280 00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:07,015 What you watching? 281 00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:09,115 - Dirtgirlworld. 282 00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:12,755 Mum, Jonah's sitting on me! 283 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:16,675 - Do you want something to eat or... 284 00:16:19,075 --> 00:16:21,075 What? 285 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,295 I've only got a bit of it here but Mum's 286 00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:30,495 oncologist should have the rest on file. 287 00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:31,695 Did your guy ask for that? 288 00:16:31,795 --> 00:16:33,915 Any of Mum's old records? 289 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,875 Jonah? 290 00:16:38,795 --> 00:16:41,555 - I just gotta make a phone call. 291 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,935 Thanks for, um, meeting me. 292 00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:19,775 - Yeah. 293 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:20,655 - And sorry I haven't been in 294 00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:22,295 contact much recently. 295 00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:23,335 It's been so busy... 296 00:17:23,435 --> 00:17:26,755 - Jonah, we said six months, no contact. 297 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,015 - Where are we at with that? 298 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,095 - Well, I don't know exactly. 299 00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:36,095 - Because I think we could be done. 300 00:17:36,195 --> 00:17:36,895 I think we've... 301 00:17:36,995 --> 00:17:37,735 - No. It's four months. 302 00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:39,835 It's been four months. 303 00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,315 - How's Greggie? 304 00:17:47,715 --> 00:17:49,715 - He's good. 305 00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:52,115 So I hear. 306 00:17:56,435 --> 00:17:58,435 - How's Becky? 307 00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,575 - Uh, that's nothing. 308 00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,255 It's just a party thing. 309 00:18:03,355 --> 00:18:05,255 Couple of parties. 310 00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,355 It's not going anywhere. 311 00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:12,135 - Oh, OK. 312 00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:14,795 Um, why did you want to see me? 313 00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:26,695 Thanks. 314 00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:28,795 No worries. 315 00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,075 - I miss you. 316 00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:41,695 Remember that time when we thought 317 00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:43,875 you were, like, pregnant? 318 00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:48,255 - The first time or the second time? 319 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,015 - Either, either. 320 00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:51,375 - Yes. 321 00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:53,215 - Well, I've been thinking about that. 322 00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:56,815 The idea of us, you and me, 323 00:18:56,915 --> 00:18:58,915 having a kid. 324 00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:03,215 Where does that sit for you now? 325 00:19:03,315 --> 00:19:05,575 - OK, what's going on? 326 00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:07,675 - Ava, lately... 327 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,095 Things in my life have just 328 00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:13,855 been clicking into place, 329 00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,695 and it's making me think maybe 330 00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:17,695 kids, family and all that. 331 00:19:17,795 --> 00:19:19,455 Maybe that's my thing. 332 00:19:19,555 --> 00:19:20,575 - Your thing? 333 00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:23,655 - Yeah, that I'm supposed to be doing in life. 334 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:25,455 Now. 335 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,295 With you. 336 00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:29,635 - Oh, come on! 337 00:19:32,075 --> 00:19:33,455 OK, Jonah, why don't you tell 338 00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:35,375 me why we're really here? 339 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,335 - This - What?. 340 00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:37,335 - For this. 341 00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:38,295 Yeah. 342 00:19:38,395 --> 00:19:39,855 What are you thinking? 343 00:19:39,955 --> 00:19:41,975 Calling me up after four months... 344 00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:45,735 - OK. Ava, the thing is-- 345 00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:47,335 - The thing is, Jonah, that you 346 00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:48,415 are entirely incapable 347 00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:50,455 of considering other people's feelings. 348 00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:51,655 Ever since your mother died, people 349 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,095 have cut you so much slack, 350 00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:54,615 and now you just crash through life 351 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,215 without even thinking about anything 352 00:19:56,315 --> 00:19:58,955 but what you want in the moment. 353 00:20:00,235 --> 00:20:01,375 I mean, as if I would want to have 354 00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:03,995 a baby with someone like that! 355 00:20:59,755 --> 00:21:01,755 - I just need more time. 356 00:21:02,955 --> 00:21:04,935 - Jonah, you've been very lucky so far, but 357 00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:07,495 with any cancer there's risk of a spread. 358 00:21:07,595 --> 00:21:08,655 It's a small risk-- 359 00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:09,615 - How small? 360 00:21:09,715 --> 00:21:11,135 - Apart from anything else, I don't have 361 00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:13,135 another available time until the 10th. 362 00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:15,215 That's over three weeks away. - The 10th is good. 363 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,735 - When you're dealing with cancer, Jonah, 364 00:21:16,835 --> 00:21:18,015 three weeks is a very long time. 365 00:21:18,115 --> 00:21:20,115 - I'll take the 10th. 366 00:21:25,475 --> 00:21:28,555 - Hey, we cracked a record on Friday. 367 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:33,495 Two grand, pure profit, after expenses. 368 00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:37,435 So that's, you know, $737 each. 369 00:21:38,595 --> 00:21:40,135 It's a weekly wage. 370 00:21:40,235 --> 00:21:41,895 A fucking good one! 371 00:21:41,995 --> 00:21:43,335 - Oh, cool. 372 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,735 - I owe you two bucks, but-- 373 00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:46,835 - It's cool. 374 00:21:50,915 --> 00:21:53,515 - It's fucked, isn't it? 375 00:21:54,755 --> 00:21:56,755 You know, if you want to 376 00:21:58,635 --> 00:22:00,635 talk about it, it's... 377 00:22:02,235 --> 00:22:06,155 Just hit me. 378 00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:11,615 What's the calendar for? 379 00:22:11,715 --> 00:22:14,135 - That's, uh, humiliatingly basic. 380 00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:15,855 - Yeah, are you just looking for 381 00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:16,775 excuses to get me over here? 382 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:17,935 - Sprung you got me. 383 00:22:18,035 --> 00:22:19,655 I rigged all the computers to malfunction 384 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,095 once a week just to get you over here. 385 00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:21,935 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 386 00:22:22,035 --> 00:22:22,855 - Yeah, no. Go. Go. 387 00:22:22,955 --> 00:22:23,695 - Gus, I'm at work. 388 00:22:23,795 --> 00:22:24,495 - You need to call Jonah. 389 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:25,775 You need to talk to Jonah right now. 390 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,935 He's pushed back his treatment. 391 00:22:28,035 --> 00:22:29,375 And now he's going to see Stalker Becky. 392 00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:30,455 He's gonna try and have a kid with 393 00:22:30,555 --> 00:22:31,495 Stalker Becky. 394 00:22:31,595 --> 00:22:32,655 He's spinning out. 395 00:22:32,755 --> 00:22:34,015 He's already called Ava and... 396 00:22:34,115 --> 00:22:35,415 I'll put him on. 397 00:22:35,515 --> 00:22:36,495 I'll put him on. 398 00:22:36,595 --> 00:22:37,295 Oh! 399 00:22:37,395 --> 00:22:38,135 Mate? 400 00:22:38,235 --> 00:22:38,975 Come on. 401 00:22:39,075 --> 00:22:40,495 Unlock your door! 402 00:22:40,595 --> 00:22:42,595 Jonah, unlock the door. 403 00:22:47,195 --> 00:22:49,055 - Jonah! 404 00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:51,295 Hey, in the world according to Gus, 405 00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:52,335 you're off to conceive a child 406 00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:54,435 with Stalker Becky. 407 00:22:55,435 --> 00:22:58,675 Is that actually what's happening here? 408 00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:05,255 Do you reckon you're feeling 409 00:23:05,355 --> 00:23:06,255 so intense about this 410 00:23:06,355 --> 00:23:08,495 because it's being taken away from you? 411 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:11,815 - Yeah, that's exactly how it feels. 412 00:23:11,915 --> 00:23:14,175 - Aren't you worried that the feeling 413 00:23:14,275 --> 00:23:16,135 might fade away in time? 414 00:23:16,235 --> 00:23:17,975 Because it'd be pretty bad if it did 415 00:23:18,075 --> 00:23:19,055 and you were stuck with a kid 416 00:23:19,155 --> 00:23:20,575 you'd had with Stalker Becky. 417 00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:21,575 - She's not a stalker! 418 00:23:21,675 --> 00:23:22,935 She's my girlfriend. 419 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,255 Could be my girlfriend. 420 00:23:24,355 --> 00:23:26,135 - Becky from the past few parties? 421 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,335 - And that whole time last year. 422 00:23:28,435 --> 00:23:29,895 There was a whole time, Stevie, 423 00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:31,535 we were sleeping together. 424 00:23:31,635 --> 00:23:33,335 - I thought that was Gus. 425 00:23:33,435 --> 00:23:34,735 - Well, she slept with Gus more back 426 00:23:34,835 --> 00:23:36,655 then but she liked me better. 427 00:23:36,755 --> 00:23:37,695 I think. 428 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:40,975 Actually, I know, 'cause she told me. 429 00:23:41,075 --> 00:23:41,935 Told me I was better. 430 00:23:42,035 --> 00:23:42,855 - OK. 431 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,135 Jonah, I don't think you should 432 00:23:44,235 --> 00:23:46,375 get on this train. 433 00:23:46,475 --> 00:23:48,335 You know, there are other ways. 434 00:23:48,435 --> 00:23:50,435 There's adoption. 435 00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:50,535 )r donor sperm... 436 00:23:50,635 --> 00:23:51,375 What? 437 00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:52,215 Come on! 438 00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:54,095 - You just don't get it, 'cause you hate kids. 439 00:23:54,195 --> 00:23:55,255 - I don't hate kids. 440 00:23:55,355 --> 00:23:56,095 - Yeah, you do. 441 00:23:56,195 --> 00:23:57,175 You call babies 'aliens'. 442 00:23:57,275 --> 00:23:58,535 - I just don't personally want 443 00:23:58,635 --> 00:23:59,575 an alien for myself. 444 00:23:59,675 --> 00:24:00,815 - You know what, Stevie, I don't 445 00:24:00,915 --> 00:24:02,015 expect you to get this. 446 00:24:02,115 --> 00:24:04,755 And I don't care what you think. 447 00:24:06,355 --> 00:24:07,135 - Oh, well... 448 00:24:07,235 --> 00:24:08,375 OK, fine. 449 00:24:08,475 --> 00:24:09,895 And I hope for your sake the 450 00:24:09,995 --> 00:24:11,815 baby only has one head, 451 00:24:11,915 --> 00:24:13,655 because the amount of drugs that 452 00:24:13,755 --> 00:24:16,155 girl's taken, you never know! 453 00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:28,115 Hey. Stranger! 454 00:24:34,075 --> 00:24:36,075 Give us thicker drugs. 455 00:24:37,635 --> 00:24:38,975 - Hey, could we just talk? 456 00:24:39,075 --> 00:24:40,055 - We have to be quiet. 457 00:24:40,155 --> 00:24:42,155 My flatmate's next door. 458 00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:45,355 - Becky, I was thinking... 459 00:24:46,515 --> 00:24:49,735 - I have to be at work in 45 minutes so... 460 00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:52,755 - You remember that lump you found? 461 00:24:55,475 --> 00:24:58,135 - My uncle had the same thing. 462 00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:00,015 In his prostate. 463 00:25:00,115 --> 00:25:01,935 - That's not the same thing. 464 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:02,895 That's prostate. 465 00:25:02,995 --> 00:25:07,095 - You would've made such a beautiful father. 466 00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:08,815 - Really? 467 00:25:08,915 --> 00:25:12,935 - You just have this playfulness about you. 468 00:25:13,035 --> 00:25:15,135 Your aura. 469 00:25:15,235 --> 00:25:16,975 - Becky? 470 00:25:17,075 --> 00:25:19,615 I've got three weeks of fertility left 471 00:25:19,715 --> 00:25:22,775 and, I know it's a long shot, 472 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,535 but is there any chance, at all, that you 473 00:25:24,635 --> 00:25:27,755 would ever consider trying for a kid, 474 00:25:29,635 --> 00:25:31,635 with me? 475 00:25:32,235 --> 00:25:34,235 - Really? 476 00:25:36,475 --> 00:25:38,475 Jonah? 477 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:39,695 Really? 478 00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:41,795 - Yeah. 479 00:25:42,115 --> 00:25:43,055 - Jonah! 480 00:25:43,155 --> 00:25:43,895 - Oh, my God! 481 00:25:49,275 --> 00:25:51,435 - Um, Jonah, can I just... 482 00:25:52,915 --> 00:25:56,815 Do you, I guess I just sometimes feel that 483 00:25:56,915 --> 00:25:58,495 things are a little bit uneven 484 00:25:58,595 --> 00:26:00,335 between us, the way we feel. 485 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:03,615 - Oh, yeah. That's 'cause I've been fucked up! 486 00:26:03,715 --> 00:26:04,455 - No, it's-- 487 00:26:04,555 --> 00:26:05,455 - Yeah, yeah, Becky. 488 00:26:05,555 --> 00:26:08,095 Becky, I've been a total fuckstick. 489 00:26:08,195 --> 00:26:11,055 'Cause you see me, you know? 490 00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:12,815 You really see me. 491 00:26:12,915 --> 00:26:14,255 - I guess. 492 00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:17,935 I like having sex with you and everything. 493 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:21,275 I just never saw us as, like, a couple. 494 00:26:25,635 --> 00:26:27,215 It's OK. 495 00:26:27,315 --> 00:26:29,315 We can still do this. 496 00:26:54,555 --> 00:26:56,715 - Sorry, brother, not now. 497 00:27:05,755 --> 00:27:06,815 - We were only together for, 498 00:27:06,915 --> 00:27:08,055 what was it, three weeks? 499 00:27:08,155 --> 00:27:09,495 - Feels like more than that. 500 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,095 Like, in intensity. 501 00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:11,935 - We went to go to my 502 00:27:12,035 --> 00:27:12,735 sister's house-warming, 503 00:27:12,835 --> 00:27:13,775 and you just didn't show. 504 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:16,695 - Well, it wouldn't be like that with a kid. 505 00:27:16,795 --> 00:27:19,655 Obviously, I'd get a diary. 506 00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:20,655 - Jonah, Jonah, it's nothing 507 00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:21,895 to do with you, really. 508 00:27:21,995 --> 00:27:23,215 I mean, even if you were really 509 00:27:23,315 --> 00:27:24,815 reliable and stable 510 00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,335 and had lots of money and a good 511 00:27:26,435 --> 00:27:28,135 career, were really smart. 512 00:27:28,235 --> 00:27:31,015 It's just that the timing's wrong. 513 00:27:31,115 --> 00:27:32,615 - What about Ava? 514 00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:34,335 You were so in love with Ava. 515 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:35,815 - Yeah. 516 00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:37,255 Nah. 517 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,375 - What about Becky Kincaid? 518 00:27:38,475 --> 00:27:41,995 - Can I just confirm you're a definite no? 519 00:27:44,315 --> 00:27:45,815 - OK, I have emailed you the 520 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:46,655 party contact list. 521 00:27:46,755 --> 00:27:50,015 I reckon, you call A to K, warn them. 522 00:27:50,115 --> 00:27:51,895 I will call L to Z. 523 00:27:51,995 --> 00:27:53,215 - Gus, no girl in their right mind is-- 524 00:27:53,315 --> 00:27:55,015 - No. I don't think you know 525 00:27:55,115 --> 00:27:56,695 what he is capable of. 526 00:27:56,795 --> 00:27:58,215 No-one is seriously gonna consider this. 527 00:27:58,315 --> 00:27:59,295 - I don't think you know women at all. 528 00:27:59,395 --> 00:28:01,395 I am a woman! 529 00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:03,975 - Hey, Jonah. 530 00:28:04,075 --> 00:28:06,075 What's going on? 531 00:28:07,075 --> 00:28:09,075 Start calling. 532 00:28:11,915 --> 00:28:13,455 - Oh, the change I've already made in this 533 00:28:13,555 --> 00:28:15,655 last week has been like, massive. 534 00:28:15,755 --> 00:28:16,855 So if I continue on this rate of 535 00:28:16,955 --> 00:28:18,295 change, for the next nine months 536 00:28:18,395 --> 00:28:20,015 when the baby would be born, I'm gonna 537 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,455 be a completely different person. 538 00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:23,175 I don't even know who that person would be. 539 00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:24,695 But I feel very strongly that he 540 00:28:24,795 --> 00:28:27,155 would be a fucking good dad. 541 00:28:29,035 --> 00:28:31,255 - You can leave the tray, thanks, Mum. 542 00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:33,355 - Thanks, Mrs. B. 543 00:28:34,675 --> 00:28:36,215 I just wanna kick off by saying 544 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,415 there are lots of sides to me. 545 00:28:38,515 --> 00:28:40,455 And I know the party side gets a lot 546 00:28:40,555 --> 00:28:42,655 of play, because I have them. 547 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,735 - Jonah, I know why you're here. 548 00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:45,535 We know. 549 00:28:45,635 --> 00:28:46,415 We all know. 550 00:28:46,515 --> 00:28:50,835 And we just wanna say, we're here for you. 551 00:28:51,955 --> 00:28:53,775 - How do you know? 552 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,015 Yeah, it is a little sad, but, you know, 553 00:28:56,115 --> 00:28:57,975 we' re looking on the up and up. 554 00:28:58,075 --> 00:29:00,535 Mm-hm, he might not even mention babies at all. 555 00:29:00,635 --> 00:29:02,535 He might just initiate sex. 556 00:29:02,635 --> 00:29:04,535 And if you do end up having sex with him-- 557 00:29:04,635 --> 00:29:05,775 Look, I know, I know. 558 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:08,335 But just if you do, I wouldn't trust 559 00:29:08,435 --> 00:29:10,295 any of his contraception. 560 00:29:10,395 --> 00:29:11,135 I don't know. 561 00:29:11,235 --> 00:29:12,375 Pin-pricks, anything. 562 00:29:12,475 --> 00:29:14,475 OK, thank you for that. 563 00:29:17,195 --> 00:29:19,195 - Who did you call? 564 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:24,975 - I honestly believe if the 565 00:29:25,075 --> 00:29:25,895 situation was reversed, 566 00:29:25,995 --> 00:29:27,895 you would do the same for me, mate. 567 00:29:27,995 --> 00:29:28,735 You would intervene! 568 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:29,735 We've got serious traction 569 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:30,855 with these parties, Jonah. 570 00:29:30,955 --> 00:29:31,855 We can kick on with this, 571 00:29:31,955 --> 00:29:33,575 being paid to party, living hardcore 572 00:29:33,675 --> 00:29:34,775 for the rest of our lives 573 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,335 like the Rolling Stones or something! 574 00:29:36,435 --> 00:29:37,735 - The Rolling Stones have all got kids, Gus. 575 00:29:37,835 --> 00:29:38,615 - Bullshit! 576 00:29:38,715 --> 00:29:39,455 - They have. 577 00:29:39,555 --> 00:29:41,615 They've got like seven kids, each. 578 00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:42,895 Check Wikipedia. 579 00:29:42,995 --> 00:29:46,055 - I'm sure they don't see them much. 580 00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:49,415 - Gus, I know you think you're helping. 581 00:29:49,515 --> 00:29:51,895 But for the next couple of weeks, 582 00:29:51,995 --> 00:29:53,995 stay out of my way, man. 583 00:29:58,355 --> 00:30:00,255 - If this changes your professional life, 584 00:30:00,355 --> 00:30:02,055 I expect a thank you in a major way. 585 00:30:02,155 --> 00:30:03,215 - OK, just a light beer. 586 00:30:03,315 --> 00:30:04,535 - Just a light one? 587 00:30:04,635 --> 00:30:06,635 Okay. 588 00:30:13,955 --> 00:30:15,615 Not entirely sure which one's the light and 589 00:30:15,715 --> 00:30:19,295 which one's the full strength, but... 590 00:30:19,395 --> 00:30:22,555 Ah, so, got a bit of a rundown on you. 591 00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:24,655 - A rundown? 592 00:30:25,795 --> 00:30:27,655 Drinks vodka. 593 00:30:27,755 --> 00:30:30,015 Lives in a share house. 594 00:30:30,115 --> 00:30:30,895 Is very reluctant to lend 595 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:31,735 out her DVD box sets. 596 00:30:35,755 --> 00:30:40,155 Um, and you had a pretty epic break-up. 597 00:30:41,955 --> 00:30:44,015 - Ah, yeah. Gosh, that was years ago. 598 00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:46,135 - Right, so, well epic. 599 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,575 - Oh, there was a joint web 600 00:30:47,675 --> 00:30:51,735 business, and a mortgage. 601 00:30:51,835 --> 00:30:52,575 Hey. 602 00:30:52,675 --> 00:30:53,775 - Hey. 603 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,615 Ah, I checked the internet last 604 00:30:55,715 --> 00:30:58,735 night, all over the internet. 605 00:30:58,835 --> 00:31:00,835 And I can't adopt. 606 00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:02,135 - Jonah, this is-- 607 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,135 - I looked at adoption support 608 00:31:03,235 --> 00:31:04,935 sites, government sites. 609 00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:05,895 And you can only adopt if you've 610 00:31:05,995 --> 00:31:07,135 got a clean medical history. 611 00:31:07,235 --> 00:31:09,255 I got cancer on my history, 612 00:31:09,355 --> 00:31:11,595 so I'll never get to adopt. 613 00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:15,235 So, anyway... 614 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:27,255 Do you need to, go? 615 00:31:27,355 --> 00:31:29,255 - No, no, no, no, no. 616 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:30,215 It's fine, no. 617 00:31:30,315 --> 00:31:33,655 - Uh, he's just sitting out 618 00:31:33,755 --> 00:31:35,755 there on the pavement. 619 00:31:46,715 --> 00:31:49,375 - It's girls in their 20s, Jonah. 620 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,815 That's where you're going wrong. 621 00:31:51,915 --> 00:31:52,895 They don't want kids. 622 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:54,215 Not these days. 623 00:31:54,315 --> 00:31:55,415 If you're actually serious about this, 624 00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:58,095 you should be going for an arrangement 625 00:31:58,195 --> 00:32:00,735 with an older single woman. 626 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:01,895 A lesbian couple. 627 00:32:01,995 --> 00:32:03,095 - What? 628 00:32:03,195 --> 00:32:04,015 - What? 629 00:32:04,115 --> 00:32:05,815 If you're serious. 630 00:32:05,915 --> 00:32:06,935 - But I don't know any women 631 00:32:07,035 --> 00:32:08,135 like that, Stevie. 632 00:32:08,235 --> 00:32:09,095 - They're everywhere! 633 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,255 There's about four at my work. 634 00:32:11,355 --> 00:32:13,135 - Well, I don't want... 635 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,855 I don't want a kid with some strange 636 00:32:15,955 --> 00:32:19,255 'arrangement' woman from your work. 637 00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:22,955 - You don't want it that much then, do you? 638 00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:37,395 - So, these lesbians you work with. 639 00:32:38,475 --> 00:32:40,055 - I only work with one, Alison. 640 00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:42,235 I don't know her partner. 641 00:32:43,555 --> 00:32:45,555 - Are they cool? 642 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,975 - I cannot believe you are facilitating this! 643 00:32:49,075 --> 00:32:51,695 You said yourself, it was just shock, reacting 644 00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:52,855 to testicle loss or something. 645 00:32:52,955 --> 00:32:55,535 - I know, I know it's a bad idea, 646 00:32:55,635 --> 00:32:56,535 but what was I meant to do? 647 00:32:56,635 --> 00:32:58,575 You know what he's been like. 648 00:32:58,675 --> 00:33:00,675 - What? 649 00:33:01,635 --> 00:33:03,615 I wasn't sure if they were vegetarian, 650 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:04,935 so should I take out the salami? 651 00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:07,375 - Just so you know, I am drafting 652 00:33:07,475 --> 00:33:09,855 an email, telling everyone. 653 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:13,055 Parties cancelled indefinitely 654 00:33:13,155 --> 00:33:14,895 until further notice. 655 00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,415 I think with the three of us acting 656 00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:19,355 this way, we have no other choice. 657 00:33:21,755 --> 00:33:22,455 - It's OK. 658 00:33:22,555 --> 00:33:24,555 Just send it. 659 00:33:27,275 --> 00:33:29,275 - This is just fucked! 660 00:33:30,195 --> 00:33:33,295 - Just think about it before you speak. 661 00:33:33,395 --> 00:33:34,135 Don't launch off-- 662 00:33:34,235 --> 00:33:34,975 - Stevie. 663 00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:35,815 - Don't improvise. 664 00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:38,055 - I got this. 665 00:33:38,155 --> 00:33:39,215 - Well, we thought about going 666 00:33:39,315 --> 00:33:41,975 the anonymous donor route. 667 00:33:42,075 --> 00:33:43,375 We even put our names on a registry 668 00:33:43,475 --> 00:33:45,895 at one point, didn't we? 669 00:33:45,995 --> 00:33:47,535 But at the end of the day, we 670 00:33:47,635 --> 00:33:49,055 want our kid to have a daddy. 671 00:33:49,155 --> 00:33:50,495 - eah, we do. 672 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:52,595 A diverse family. 673 00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:57,475 - Same, yeah. 674 00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:02,035 Big on daddies over here. 675 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:09,975 - Ah, Jonah, do you have any questions 676 00:34:10,075 --> 00:34:11,975 for Alison and Jennifer? 677 00:34:12,075 --> 00:34:15,235 - Um, yeah, yeah. 678 00:34:17,475 --> 00:34:19,475 So... 679 00:34:21,515 --> 00:34:22,855 Who were you thinking would 680 00:34:22,955 --> 00:34:25,635 actually be mother? 681 00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:29,735 - Well, both of us. 682 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,935 I mean, total sharing of the parenting. 683 00:34:32,035 --> 00:34:35,695 - But in terms of the actual, biological? 684 00:34:35,795 --> 00:34:37,655 The-- 685 00:34:37,755 --> 00:34:40,215 - Oh, we think it's irrelevant who 686 00:34:40,315 --> 00:34:42,015 the biological mother is. 687 00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,095 So no thoughts on who'd actually 688 00:34:43,195 --> 00:34:46,275 carry the child? 689 00:34:50,315 --> 00:34:54,455 Well, we did think Jennifer, 690 00:34:54,555 --> 00:34:57,655 because she's a little younger and-- 691 00:34:57,755 --> 00:34:59,895 - But then we decided, no, because the clock's 692 00:34:59,995 --> 00:35:02,475 ticking more for Alison, so... 693 00:35:04,755 --> 00:35:08,315 - OK, yeah, yeah. 694 00:35:09,395 --> 00:35:10,895 - It's just something I've always imagined. 695 00:35:10,995 --> 00:35:12,055 You know? 696 00:35:12,155 --> 00:35:13,215 Getting pregnant. 697 00:35:13,315 --> 00:35:14,135 Carrying a child. 698 00:35:14,235 --> 00:35:16,315 - I know, I know, me too. 699 00:35:18,955 --> 00:35:19,975 - And how do you think you might 700 00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:22,575 approach actually being a dad? 701 00:35:23,515 --> 00:35:24,775 Oh, yeah. 702 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,775 There's a number of things I've been thinking 703 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:30,095 might be good to do with the kid. 704 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,015 OK, there's this clip on YouTube, 705 00:35:32,115 --> 00:35:33,215 where this guy, this dad, 706 00:35:33,315 --> 00:35:35,295 has taken a photo of his kid, every day, 707 00:35:35,395 --> 00:35:36,695 so it's kind of like a time-lapse thing. 708 00:35:36,795 --> 00:35:37,815 But his isn't real smooth, 709 00:35:37,915 --> 00:35:39,135 'cause his pictures are taken 710 00:35:39,235 --> 00:35:40,815 from different distances. 711 00:35:40,915 --> 00:35:42,335 But I reckon if you had a camera set 712 00:35:42,435 --> 00:35:45,335 up permanently, at a set distance, 713 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:46,775 that way you're nailing it. 714 00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,655 - Ah, Jonah, I think Jennifer meant how 715 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:49,655 you might actually approach-- 716 00:35:49,755 --> 00:35:50,495 - Television, TV. 717 00:35:50,595 --> 00:35:51,735 My belief is you don't want to-- 718 00:35:51,835 --> 00:35:52,855 - I was actually meaning more, 719 00:35:52,955 --> 00:35:55,555 why do you want to be a father? 720 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,555 - In terms of? 721 00:35:59,155 --> 00:36:01,155 - Just why? 722 00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:06,035 - Well, basically, I just really... 723 00:36:08,275 --> 00:36:09,815 Feel it. 724 00:36:09,915 --> 00:36:11,915 The feeling of it. 725 00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:16,675 My whole body is just 726 00:36:18,395 --> 00:36:21,315 screaming for it. 727 00:36:28,115 --> 00:36:30,215 - Okay. 728 00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:31,055 Well-- 729 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,375 - You know what? 730 00:36:32,475 --> 00:36:34,475 Tomorrow... 731 00:36:35,635 --> 00:36:39,475 We're actually babysitting. 732 00:36:40,315 --> 00:36:41,495 Yeah, yeah. 733 00:36:41,595 --> 00:36:43,175 Tomorrow's the day that I babysit 734 00:36:43,275 --> 00:36:44,615 my niece and nephew. 735 00:36:44,715 --> 00:36:45,455 - Oh. 736 00:36:45,555 --> 00:36:46,375 - So maybe you guys could just 737 00:36:46,475 --> 00:36:47,695 come around. 738 00:36:47,795 --> 00:36:48,495 If you're free. 739 00:36:48,595 --> 00:36:50,175 - We'd love to, but we have-- 740 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,515 - I just think if you saw me with kids, 741 00:36:56,155 --> 00:36:58,315 you would get what I mean. 742 00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:03,335 - I have to face Alison at work on Monday. 743 00:37:03,435 --> 00:37:05,055 - She the hot one? 744 00:37:05,155 --> 00:37:07,435 Because she was digging it. 745 00:37:08,755 --> 00:37:09,615 I wouldn't be surprised if she 746 00:37:09,715 --> 00:37:10,695 was a bit bi, actually. 747 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:11,535 - Stop talking. 748 00:37:11,635 --> 00:37:13,815 Just stop talking. 749 00:37:20,315 --> 00:37:21,775 Try the cheese sticks again. 750 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,875 The cheese stick's on the floor. 751 00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:23,975 - Well, jiggle keys. 752 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,335 - Take them out of the ignition. 753 00:37:25,435 --> 00:37:27,575 - The house keys, Stevie! 754 00:37:27,675 --> 00:37:29,675 Hey, come on, Ellie. 755 00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:32,135 Oh, is that.. 756 00:37:32,235 --> 00:37:33,495 - Aah, it's Alison! 757 00:37:33,595 --> 00:37:34,335 - What? 758 00:37:34,435 --> 00:37:35,175 Don't answer it now! 759 00:37:35,275 --> 00:37:35,975 Don't answer it. 760 00:37:36,075 --> 00:37:37,335 Please, let me pull over. 761 00:37:37,435 --> 00:37:39,215 Please! 762 00:37:39,315 --> 00:37:41,815 Just try a little bit. 763 00:37:41,915 --> 00:37:44,175 Oh, no hitting! 764 00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:46,275 Don't hit people, OK? 765 00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:49,155 They coming? 766 00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:58,195 - I don't know any more lesbian couples. 767 00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:02,555 Maybe it's time to let it go. 768 00:38:05,115 --> 00:38:07,255 You realise this'd be it, Jonah? 769 00:38:07,355 --> 00:38:09,615 You'd be giving up your life 770 00:38:09,715 --> 00:38:11,055 for someone who's probably gonna 771 00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:13,975 grow up to resent you anyway. 772 00:38:14,075 --> 00:38:16,075 Then they'd leave. 773 00:38:17,475 --> 00:38:19,055 You'd get a phone call once a 774 00:38:19,155 --> 00:38:21,315 fortnight if you're lucky. 775 00:38:24,555 --> 00:38:27,795 There's so much more out there in life. 776 00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:35,955 - Do you actually believe that? 777 00:38:38,835 --> 00:38:40,995 The last time I saw my mum 778 00:38:41,995 --> 00:38:44,135 she told me she was happy 779 00:38:44,235 --> 00:38:45,535 because she brought me and 780 00:38:45,635 --> 00:38:47,635 Claire into the world. 781 00:38:49,555 --> 00:38:52,775 She said in the end, that's 782 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,955 all that mattered to her. 783 00:38:58,435 --> 00:39:00,435 I want that. 784 00:39:22,755 --> 00:39:24,755 Hey, can you grab him? 785 00:40:03,475 --> 00:40:05,135 - Shh! 786 00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,235 Fuck. 787 00:40:45,915 --> 00:40:47,255 I hope you're not offended 788 00:40:47,355 --> 00:40:48,335 that I'm even asking you. 789 00:40:48,435 --> 00:40:50,335 I just remember you saying something about 790 00:40:50,435 --> 00:40:53,295 donor sperm if you got near 40. 791 00:40:53,395 --> 00:40:55,495 It might have been a joke. 792 00:40:55,595 --> 00:40:58,615 - No, I looked into it, sort of. 793 00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:00,295 So it wouldn't be like a date? 794 00:41:00,395 --> 00:41:01,255 No, no, no. 795 00:41:01,355 --> 00:41:02,975 That's the whole thing. 796 00:41:03,075 --> 00:41:04,455 It'd be an arrangement. 797 00:41:04,555 --> 00:41:06,335 Like donor sperm, 798 00:41:06,435 --> 00:41:09,215 only you'd be getting a fully functioning 799 00:41:09,315 --> 00:41:10,855 dad for your baby. 800 00:41:14,715 --> 00:41:15,855 It's a really strange thing 801 00:41:15,955 --> 00:41:17,335 to get your head around. 802 00:41:17,435 --> 00:41:18,415 - No, I was just thinking about 803 00:41:18,515 --> 00:41:21,335 what my sister would say. 804 00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:22,375 She's got three kids. 805 00:41:22,475 --> 00:41:23,855 Perfect family. 806 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:25,535 - Well, maybe she'd be jealous. 807 00:41:27,275 --> 00:41:30,015 - I don't think so. 808 00:41:30,115 --> 00:41:33,635 - Well, you'd get the best of both worlds. 809 00:41:35,755 --> 00:41:38,055 You'd have your baby, but you could 810 00:41:38,155 --> 00:41:40,055 still date whoever you wanted. 811 00:41:40,155 --> 00:41:41,695 Seriously, the whole 'partner for life' 812 00:41:41,795 --> 00:41:44,975 thing, is it really that great? 813 00:41:45,075 --> 00:41:46,535 I mean, most of the time it's 814 00:41:46,635 --> 00:41:48,215 disastrous, or quietly crap. 815 00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:49,775 - Oh, cynical! 816 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,015 - No, oh, sorry. 817 00:41:51,115 --> 00:41:51,855 Sorry. 818 00:41:51,955 --> 00:41:54,275 No, I just think it's smart. 819 00:41:55,275 --> 00:41:57,095 An arrangement. 820 00:41:57,195 --> 00:41:58,135 You get to have a family, 821 00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:01,135 but keep your freedom. 822 00:42:01,235 --> 00:42:02,735 I don't know why more people don't do it. 823 00:42:02,835 --> 00:42:05,175 - Sounds like you should. 824 00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:13,175 So, you think he'd make a good dad? 825 00:42:13,275 --> 00:42:15,475 - Yeah, yep. 826 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:17,815 - I'm not seeing anyone that 827 00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:19,375 looks like that, Stevie. 828 00:42:19,475 --> 00:42:21,655 She usually wears headbands. 829 00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:23,015 - Headbands? 830 00:42:23,115 --> 00:42:25,095 And layers, lots of layers. 831 00:42:25,195 --> 00:42:26,415 She looks like the kind of person who might 832 00:42:26,515 --> 00:42:29,155 do craft in front of morning TV. 833 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:39,175 Found her? 834 00:42:39,275 --> 00:42:40,015 - Sony I'm late. 835 00:42:40,115 --> 00:42:42,635 Oh, no, no worries. 836 00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,935 - Can you ring and rebook the AV equipment 837 00:43:48,035 --> 00:43:49,455 for the next two Fridays? 838 00:43:49,555 --> 00:43:51,335 - I thought the parties were cancelled. 839 00:43:51,435 --> 00:43:52,295 - Ah, no, no, no. 840 00:43:52,395 --> 00:43:53,815 I spoke to him and he wants to roll with 841 00:43:53,915 --> 00:43:56,215 two really epic parties before his treatment. 842 00:43:56,315 --> 00:43:58,855 He was speaking about getting a second DJ, training up Cantzi and Smitty. 843 00:43:58,955 --> 00:44:02,115 Just taking it up a whole other level. 844 00:44:10,435 --> 00:44:12,815 - I guess it's a pretty young crowd. 845 00:44:12,915 --> 00:44:15,215 - How old do you think I am? 846 00:44:16,155 --> 00:44:16,935 Oh, no, Marcie, not you. 847 00:44:17,035 --> 00:44:19,215 You'd fit in perfectly. 848 00:44:19,315 --> 00:44:20,055 You would! 849 00:44:20,155 --> 00:44:20,895 - Nice save. 850 00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,415 - You've got moves. 851 00:44:22,515 --> 00:44:23,535 Look at you! 852 00:44:23,635 --> 00:44:25,215 - You think I've got the moves? - Yeah! 853 00:44:25,315 --> 00:44:28,895 Just from the walk from the restaurant to-- 854 00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:53,275 - Stevie! 855 00:44:59,835 --> 00:45:00,535 He was great. 856 00:45:00,635 --> 00:45:03,655 He was just really, really great. 857 00:45:03,755 --> 00:45:07,015 You didn't tell me he was so good-looking. 858 00:45:07,115 --> 00:45:10,255 - Oh, no, I guess I see a lot of him. 859 00:45:10,355 --> 00:45:11,695 Bit too much, really. 860 00:45:11,795 --> 00:45:13,815 - Yeah, he's really in the moment, isn't he? 861 00:45:14,835 --> 00:45:15,615 - Yeah. 862 00:45:15,715 --> 00:45:19,055 We ended up drinking quite a bit. 863 00:45:19,155 --> 00:45:20,375 I didn't expect it to be such 864 00:45:20,475 --> 00:45:22,575 a big night actually. 865 00:45:22,675 --> 00:45:25,055 Has he spoken to you yet? 866 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:27,175 - No, I-- 867 00:45:27,275 --> 00:45:29,815 - He's probably sleeping in. 868 00:45:29,915 --> 00:45:30,895 Wish I was too! 869 00:45:36,035 --> 00:45:38,255 Anyway, I just wanted to thank you, Stevie, 870 00:45:38,355 --> 00:45:40,655 for thinking of me and 871 00:45:40,755 --> 00:45:42,015 organising everything. 872 00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:46,115 He really is a brilliant guy, but I can't do it. 873 00:45:47,915 --> 00:45:48,615 - Oh. 874 00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:50,295 - He has to lock it in, like, 875 00:45:50,395 --> 00:45:52,735 basically this week. 876 00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:55,095 And I don't know him. 877 00:45:55,195 --> 00:45:56,335 - Ah, I can vouch for him. 878 00:45:56,435 --> 00:45:57,215 - I know, I know. 879 00:45:57,315 --> 00:45:58,735 But you've lived with him for years, and 880 00:45:58,835 --> 00:46:00,375 I don't even really know you that well. 881 00:46:00,475 --> 00:46:03,075 I don't mean that in a bad way. 882 00:46:30,915 --> 00:46:32,915 - No. 883 00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:37,215 - So, Smitty, you'll be shadowing Jonah. 884 00:46:37,315 --> 00:46:38,615 Cantzi, you're on me. 885 00:46:38,715 --> 00:46:40,935 You'll see the perks as they come, 886 00:46:41,035 --> 00:46:42,295 you know, the attention, 887 00:46:42,395 --> 00:46:43,735 but what I want you to note is the military 888 00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:47,175 precision beneath these good times. 889 00:46:47,275 --> 00:46:48,295 OK, you know, things like... 890 00:46:48,395 --> 00:46:50,255 Jonah, Jonah! 891 00:46:50,355 --> 00:46:52,375 Smitty, I will indicate when 892 00:46:52,475 --> 00:46:54,015 the shadowing period begins. 893 00:46:54,115 --> 00:46:55,335 It's things like that that, you know, 894 00:46:55,435 --> 00:46:56,255 are gonna get in the way of 895 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,175 us having a good night. 896 00:46:57,275 --> 00:46:59,255 No pre-emption, presumption. 897 00:46:59,355 --> 00:47:00,255 - I was just checking. 898 00:47:00,355 --> 00:47:01,175 - Yeah, just check. 899 00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:02,015 That's OK. 900 00:47:02,115 --> 00:47:04,615 Take the hat off for now. 901 00:47:04,715 --> 00:47:05,415 - Did you get my messages? 902 00:47:05,515 --> 00:47:06,255 - Ah, no. 903 00:47:06,355 --> 00:47:09,015 Sorry, it was a crazy day. 904 00:47:09,115 --> 00:47:10,335 - What'd she say? 905 00:47:10,435 --> 00:47:12,435 - She didn't call you? 906 00:47:13,555 --> 00:47:14,695 Oh, well, she said that she 907 00:47:14,795 --> 00:47:16,055 had a wonderful time 908 00:47:16,155 --> 00:47:17,535 but ultimately it's not a road 909 00:47:17,635 --> 00:47:18,975 that she wants to go down. 910 00:47:19,075 --> 00:47:21,075 What, fuck. 911 00:47:23,475 --> 00:47:24,295 Fuck! 912 00:47:24,395 --> 00:47:26,215 - But, you know, she said that you were lovely. 913 00:47:26,315 --> 00:47:28,375 - You know, she had a great time. - Reckon I should call her and 914 00:47:28,475 --> 00:47:29,815 say that that never happens? 915 00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:31,895 I mean, only twice in my life have I 916 00:47:31,995 --> 00:47:35,095 ever had any trouble getting hard. 917 00:47:35,195 --> 00:47:37,095 Oh, the tequila! 918 00:47:37,195 --> 00:47:38,815 The fucking tequila. 919 00:47:38,915 --> 00:47:41,095 I'm telling you, there's an ingredient in tequila where I just can't-- 920 00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:43,335 - You slept with her? 921 00:47:43,435 --> 00:47:44,735 - Ah, no. 922 00:47:44,835 --> 00:47:46,135 Well, I mean, I tried to, yeah. 923 00:47:46,235 --> 00:47:46,975 - What? 924 00:47:47,075 --> 00:47:49,015 You weren't supposed to try and sleep with her, Jonah. 925 00:47:49,115 --> 00:47:50,335 It was meant to be an arrangement. 926 00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:51,535 Fuck, I've told you a hundred fucking 927 00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:53,175 times, it has to be an arrangement. 928 00:47:53,275 --> 00:47:55,595 It should be an arrangement. 929 00:48:03,595 --> 00:48:05,455 - You okay? 930 00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:07,015 - Ah, yeah, yep. 931 00:48:07,115 --> 00:48:08,095 Yeah, sorry, sorry. 932 00:48:08,195 --> 00:48:09,815 I just, I shouldn't have 933 00:48:09,915 --> 00:48:12,015 involved people from work. 934 00:48:12,115 --> 00:48:14,115 - No, you're right. 935 00:48:14,835 --> 00:48:17,135 Can't believe I let that happen! 936 00:48:17,235 --> 00:48:18,415 It's gotta be about the arrangement. 937 00:48:18,515 --> 00:48:20,515 Just a clean... 938 00:48:24,675 --> 00:48:27,335 If you could just get me 939 00:48:27,435 --> 00:48:29,535 a second shot with her. 940 00:48:29,635 --> 00:48:31,455 Stevie, just a second meeting, 941 00:48:31,555 --> 00:48:33,695 I'd keep it all about the arrangement. 942 00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:34,815 - Jonah, honestly, she's-- 943 00:48:34,915 --> 00:48:37,075 - I'd give her this house! 944 00:48:38,275 --> 00:48:39,655 - What? 945 00:48:39,755 --> 00:48:42,315 - Yeah, I'd give her the house. 946 00:48:43,235 --> 00:48:44,495 - You can't give her the house. 947 00:48:44,595 --> 00:48:46,615 - Listen, if a woman is gonna carry my 948 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,815 kid, I'm gonna give her this house. 949 00:48:48,915 --> 00:48:50,175 - Split it, you mean? 950 00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:51,015 You split it. 951 00:48:51,115 --> 00:48:51,855 - Nah, nah. 952 00:48:51,955 --> 00:48:52,735 It's theirs. 953 00:48:52,835 --> 00:48:54,835 Hers and my kid's. 954 00:48:57,555 --> 00:49:01,295 And she'd get to work, right? 955 00:49:01,395 --> 00:49:03,735 Work as much as she wants? 956 00:49:03,835 --> 00:49:05,975 You'd be a stay-at-home dad? 957 00:49:06,075 --> 00:49:07,055 - If that's what she wants. 958 00:49:07,155 --> 00:49:07,895 - Well, she does. 959 00:49:07,995 --> 00:49:08,935 She would want. 960 00:49:09,035 --> 00:49:09,975 - Then absolutely. 961 00:49:10,075 --> 00:49:10,815 Round the clock. 962 00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:13,215 I'd be like a manny. 963 00:49:13,315 --> 00:49:16,095 - And you'd be totally cool with 964 00:49:16,195 --> 00:49:18,135 her having relationships, 965 00:49:18,235 --> 00:49:19,935 like, dating other guys? 966 00:49:20,035 --> 00:49:20,815 - Totally cool. 967 00:49:20,915 --> 00:49:21,935 - It wouldn't get weird, her bringing 968 00:49:22,035 --> 00:49:23,175 other guys in the house? 969 00:49:23,275 --> 00:49:25,535 Other guys, here. 970 00:49:25,635 --> 00:49:27,215 - How many guys are we talking about? 971 00:49:27,315 --> 00:49:29,135 Oh, well, you know, like, a guy. 972 00:49:29,235 --> 00:49:31,895 Um, a boyfriend. 973 00:49:31,995 --> 00:49:34,175 - It's her house. 974 00:49:34,275 --> 00:49:36,055 - You can't give her the house. 975 00:49:36,155 --> 00:49:38,855 That's extravagant. 976 00:49:38,955 --> 00:49:40,495 - I'd put it in both of our names. 977 00:49:40,595 --> 00:49:43,155 - Oh, no, I wouldn't need that. 978 00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:46,995 What, what? 979 00:49:48,995 --> 00:49:52,675 Um, I'm gonna get changed. 980 00:49:53,995 --> 00:49:55,995 Can you just... 981 00:50:13,115 --> 00:50:15,415 - Dude, dude! 982 00:50:15,515 --> 00:50:16,735 Dude, dude, dude! 983 00:50:16,835 --> 00:50:18,375 Hey there you are. 984 00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:19,335 Gus said you'd tell me 985 00:50:19,435 --> 00:50:20,695 how to change the keg. 986 00:50:21,635 --> 00:50:22,735 - Jonah, Jonah! 987 00:50:22,835 --> 00:50:23,775 Where's Stevie? 988 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:27,855 - Oh, she's, um, got a migraine. 989 00:50:27,955 --> 00:50:28,935 - Poor thing. 990 00:50:29,035 --> 00:50:31,015 - Yeah, she'll be down later. 991 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:32,255 - Hey, man, you know, even if 992 00:50:32,355 --> 00:50:33,375 she pulls out, it's cool. 993 00:50:33,475 --> 00:50:34,735 Don't worry about it, you know? 994 00:50:34,835 --> 00:50:36,295 We're building our team. 995 00:50:36,395 --> 00:50:38,575 It's the foundations for the empire. 996 00:50:38,675 --> 00:50:41,595 We're gonna fucking dominate, yeah? 997 00:50:43,475 --> 00:50:44,735 Oh, hey, hey! 998 00:50:44,835 --> 00:50:47,055 Build-up in the hall! 999 00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,015 Hi, you've reached Stevie. 1000 00:50:52,115 --> 00:50:54,115 Leave me a message. 1001 00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:58,895 - Stevie, before in your room, 1002 00:50:58,995 --> 00:51:01,575 I don't know what that was, 1003 00:51:01,675 --> 00:51:04,995 but if there's even the slightest chance 1004 00:51:05,835 --> 00:51:07,995 that you would consider... 1005 00:51:10,195 --> 00:51:11,215 With everyone else, it's never 1006 00:51:11,315 --> 00:51:13,495 really made total sense to me, 1007 00:51:13,595 --> 00:51:14,895 you know, how it would work 1008 00:51:14,995 --> 00:51:16,415 as an arrangement, 1009 00:51:16,515 --> 00:51:18,515 but with you, I get it. 1010 00:51:19,275 --> 00:51:20,695 I mean, we'd be two best 1011 00:51:20,795 --> 00:51:22,795 friends raising a kid. 1012 00:52:07,355 --> 00:52:11,575 - Yeah if we were to consider this, 1013 00:52:11,675 --> 00:52:13,775 I would have conditions, 1014 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:16,175 a lot of conditions that we 1015 00:52:16,275 --> 00:52:18,895 would need to agree upon. 1016 00:52:18,995 --> 00:52:21,915 - I would agree with whatever you-- 1017 00:52:30,235 --> 00:52:31,655 "100 % confidential." 1018 00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:36,295 Um, chances are this won't work 1019 00:52:36,395 --> 00:52:38,295 and if it doesn't, I want us to 1020 00:52:38,395 --> 00:52:40,055 go completely back to normal 1021 00:52:40,155 --> 00:52:41,975 with no-one knowing a thing. 1022 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:44,295 - Right, right, except Gus. 1023 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:47,815 - No, what, no, especially not Gus. 1024 00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,915 - Yes, of course. 1025 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,295 Right, mm. 1026 00:52:58,395 --> 00:52:59,335 - What? 1027 00:52:59,435 --> 00:53:00,375 No, you need to actually 1028 00:53:00,475 --> 00:53:02,475 read it, Jonah. 1029 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:04,875 - Oh, I do? 1030 00:53:24,355 --> 00:53:26,515 - Just sign it. 1031 00:53:41,515 --> 00:53:46,155 You don't have any questions or comments? 1032 00:53:48,075 --> 00:53:50,075 - Yeah. 1033 00:53:50,835 --> 00:53:52,835 Are you sure? 1034 00:53:54,475 --> 00:53:57,915 Two weeks ago you didn't even want a kid. 1035 00:53:59,795 --> 00:54:00,735 And now-- 1036 00:54:00,835 --> 00:54:02,835 - I know it's insane. 1037 00:54:03,435 --> 00:54:05,595 I keep asking myself that. 1038 00:54:06,435 --> 00:54:08,515 But then I break it down. 1039 00:54:11,555 --> 00:54:15,235 A stay-at-home dad, this house. 1040 00:54:16,115 --> 00:54:18,535 I love this house. 1041 00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,635 You know that. 1042 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:25,435 Freedom, but with a family. 1043 00:54:28,115 --> 00:54:30,655 Seriously, I think it's a good deal. 1044 00:54:30,755 --> 00:54:31,895 I mean, I don't even think I believe 1045 00:54:31,995 --> 00:54:35,475 in the whole love, marriage, babies thing. 1046 00:54:37,355 --> 00:54:40,495 But this, you and me having 1047 00:54:40,595 --> 00:54:42,595 a kid as an arrangement, 1048 00:54:43,635 --> 00:54:47,635 I think it could be kind of genius. 1049 00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:10,555 What are you... 1050 00:55:11,555 --> 00:55:12,295 Oh, no! 1051 00:55:12,395 --> 00:55:13,215 - What? 1052 00:55:13,315 --> 00:55:15,335 - Oh, we're not doing it natural. 1053 00:55:15,435 --> 00:55:18,275 It said very clearly 'artificial'. 1054 00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:21,335 - Artificial? 1055 00:55:21,435 --> 00:55:23,435 - Yeah. 1056 00:55:24,435 --> 00:55:25,935 That'll be good. 1057 00:55:26,035 --> 00:55:27,175 - Don't we need a few of them? 1058 00:55:27,275 --> 00:55:29,655 How many times do we... 1059 00:55:29,755 --> 00:55:31,055 Hey, do we re-use it? 1060 00:55:31,155 --> 00:55:32,255 - It'll be fine. 1061 00:55:32,355 --> 00:55:34,095 And we'll supplement that with 1062 00:55:34,195 --> 00:55:36,855 Monday and Wednesday. 1063 00:55:36,955 --> 00:55:40,255 - And Thursday, for luck. 1064 00:55:40,355 --> 00:55:42,255 And so do I, like, deliver it in my room 1065 00:55:42,355 --> 00:55:43,935 and transport it to yours or-- 1066 00:55:44,035 --> 00:55:46,615 - No, I'm not attempting this with 1067 00:55:46,715 --> 00:55:47,895 Gus just outside the door. 1068 00:55:47,995 --> 00:55:48,735 - We can lock it. 1069 00:55:48,835 --> 00:55:50,455 - It said very clearly 'off-site'. 1070 00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:52,575 Did you actually read a single word? 1071 00:55:52,675 --> 00:55:54,675 - So not here? 1072 00:55:55,795 --> 00:55:56,775 It looks expensive. 1073 00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:58,175 It's cheap. 1074 00:55:58,275 --> 00:55:59,815 For four nights, but. 1075 00:55:59,915 --> 00:56:02,995 It's cheap as shit, Jonah. 1076 00:56:07,835 --> 00:56:09,655 What's the bowl for? 1077 00:56:09,755 --> 00:56:12,935 - Well, you deliver into the bowl. 1078 00:56:13,035 --> 00:56:16,535 You can't go directly into the syringe, Jonah. 1079 00:56:16,635 --> 00:56:17,535 - Right. 1080 00:56:17,635 --> 00:56:19,635 Yep, yep. 1081 00:56:23,395 --> 00:56:26,295 Ooh, it probably won't be that much 1082 00:56:26,395 --> 00:56:27,295 and it's probably gonna 1083 00:56:27,395 --> 00:56:28,135 be thicker than that. 1084 00:56:28,235 --> 00:56:29,975 - This is for practise, Jonah. 1085 00:56:30,075 --> 00:56:32,075 - Yep. 1086 00:56:32,435 --> 00:56:33,735 Yep. 1087 00:56:33,835 --> 00:56:37,075 - So you deliver into the bowl. 1088 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,255 Now, do you want to be the one to draw it up 1089 00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:43,135 or would you prefer to bring it out to me? 1090 00:56:43,235 --> 00:56:44,855 No, I'll do it. 1091 00:56:45,795 --> 00:56:47,615 - Yeah. 1092 00:56:47,715 --> 00:56:49,015 Right, easy. 1093 00:56:49,115 --> 00:56:49,855 Oh. 1094 00:56:49,955 --> 00:56:51,955 - Did you do that on purpose? 1095 00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:54,355 - No, this syringe, it's just, it's fucked! 1096 00:56:56,115 --> 00:56:58,115 Get over yourself. 1097 00:57:03,435 --> 00:57:05,435 - Fuck. 1098 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:12,215 - What if we squeezed 1099 00:57:12,315 --> 00:57:13,535 all the toilet-cleaning gel 1100 00:57:13,635 --> 00:57:15,635 out of this and just... 1101 00:57:29,355 --> 00:57:31,095 - It's a four-day window. 1102 00:57:31,195 --> 00:57:34,135 We've just missed the first day. 1103 00:57:34,235 --> 00:57:35,255 - Fuck! 1104 00:57:35,355 --> 00:57:38,275 That's a whole quarter of the time. 1105 00:57:41,355 --> 00:57:42,415 I'm just gonna put something out there 1106 00:57:42,515 --> 00:57:44,375 and I totally expect you to say no, 1107 00:57:44,475 --> 00:57:47,675 but I'm gonna put it out there anyway. 1108 00:58:44,035 --> 00:58:48,135 You wanna just sit and talk for a bit? 1109 00:58:48,235 --> 00:58:49,615 - Uh, about what? 1110 00:58:49,715 --> 00:58:51,715 - Small talk. 1111 00:58:53,475 --> 00:58:55,095 Um, how about a massage? 1112 00:58:55,195 --> 00:58:56,615 I could give you a massage. 1113 00:58:56,715 --> 00:58:57,815 - I don't like massages. 1114 00:58:57,915 --> 00:58:59,175 - I'm good at them. 1115 00:58:59,275 --> 00:59:01,355 - I just don't like them. 1116 00:59:14,235 --> 00:59:17,535 - What if I went into the bathroom 1117 00:59:17,635 --> 00:59:20,535 and got myself ready, 1118 00:59:20,635 --> 00:59:22,575 you get ready out here 1119 00:59:22,675 --> 00:59:25,735 and then when I'm right on the verge, 1120 00:59:25,835 --> 00:59:28,935 I'll just come out and, you know, quick. 1121 00:59:29,035 --> 00:59:32,055 - Can we just try it normal? 1122 00:59:32,155 --> 00:59:34,395 - Yep. yep- 1123 00:59:48,915 --> 00:59:50,935 Jesus, so many pillows! 1124 00:59:51,035 --> 00:59:51,935 Are you in yet? 1125 00:59:52,035 --> 00:59:53,975 - No, I'm just... 1126 00:59:54,075 --> 00:59:54,855 Um, you... 1127 00:59:54,955 --> 00:59:55,815 Are you good? 1128 00:59:55,915 --> 00:59:57,855 - Yeah, thanks, I'm alright. 1129 00:59:57,955 --> 00:59:59,455 This is tight. 1130 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:00,535 - Um, so OK... 1131 01:00:01,475 --> 01:00:02,215 Arggh, Jonah, ow! 1132 01:00:02,315 --> 01:00:03,015 - Oh, my nose! 1133 01:00:03,115 --> 01:00:03,855 - Jonah, ow! 1134 01:00:07,675 --> 01:00:08,775 - Can you have a look? 1135 01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:09,895 Am I bleeding? 1136 01:00:09,995 --> 01:00:11,995 - No, no, you're fine. 1137 01:00:15,835 --> 01:00:17,055 - Sorry. 1138 01:00:26,995 --> 01:00:28,995 So from now? 1139 01:00:30,355 --> 01:00:31,415 - Uh, yeah, yep. 1140 01:00:31,515 --> 01:00:33,515 Yeah, if you're... 1141 01:00:33,915 --> 01:00:36,055 - OK. 1142 01:00:36,155 --> 01:00:37,375 - Um... 1143 01:00:37,475 --> 01:00:40,215 - Uh, including kissing? 1144 01:00:40,315 --> 01:00:42,315 - Oh, maybe no kissing. 1145 01:00:53,795 --> 01:00:55,135 - Um... 1146 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,255 - If we just... 1147 01:00:56,355 --> 01:00:57,735 - Yeah. 1148 01:00:57,835 --> 01:01:00,155 Sorry, sorry. 1149 01:01:01,155 --> 01:01:01,855 - So, you know... 1150 01:01:01,955 --> 01:01:02,695 - Ooh, ooh! 1151 01:01:02,795 --> 01:01:03,535 - Oh, just... 1152 01:01:03,635 --> 01:01:04,735 Oh, sorry, no. 1153 01:01:04,835 --> 01:01:05,575 - Too full-on? 1154 01:01:05,675 --> 01:01:06,775 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1155 01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:07,575 That's fine. 1156 01:01:07,675 --> 01:01:08,415 It was good. 1157 01:01:08,515 --> 01:01:10,455 Sorry, um... 1158 01:01:10,555 --> 01:01:13,315 I was just looking the other way. 1159 01:01:15,675 --> 01:01:19,755 Maybe we should try a slow grade-up, 1160 01:01:21,195 --> 01:01:24,035 maybe take it from 1 to 10 slowly. 1161 01:01:26,635 --> 01:01:30,055 - OK, what's one? 1162 01:01:30,155 --> 01:01:32,155 - Um... 1163 01:01:50,555 --> 01:01:51,295 Yeah. 1164 01:01:51,395 --> 01:01:53,395 - OK, two? 1165 01:02:15,515 --> 01:02:17,515 - Uh, three. 1166 01:02:24,755 --> 01:02:26,755 - Oh. 1167 01:02:40,995 --> 01:02:45,295 Seven, eight, nine, 10, yeah? 1168 01:02:45,395 --> 01:02:47,395 - Yeah. 1169 01:03:09,475 --> 01:03:11,555 Oh, oh... 1170 01:04:01,115 --> 01:04:03,115 - I'm sorry. 1171 01:04:10,075 --> 01:04:11,855 - Say something. 1172 01:04:16,955 --> 01:04:18,855 - After-dinner mint? 1173 01:04:19,955 --> 01:04:22,195 Well, I don't mind if I do. 1174 01:04:41,755 --> 01:04:43,895 - Hey. 1175 01:04:43,995 --> 01:04:45,995 Hi. 1176 01:05:25,435 --> 01:05:26,575 4:00-pick up ice. 1177 01:05:26,675 --> 01:05:28,855 4:30-check the sound cables. 1178 01:05:28,955 --> 01:05:30,015 4:45. 1179 01:05:30,115 --> 01:05:30,855 - No, no, no, no. 1180 01:05:30,955 --> 01:05:31,775 You're looking at the column. 1181 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,135 You gotta look at the row. 1182 01:05:33,235 --> 01:05:33,935 It's the Cantzi row. 1183 01:05:34,035 --> 01:05:36,015 - Sorry. 1184 01:05:36,115 --> 01:05:37,135 - Where are you going? 1185 01:05:37,235 --> 01:05:40,635 - Just gonna run over stuff with DJ Sanz. 1186 01:05:47,435 --> 01:05:50,335 I think Gus is getting suspicious. 1187 01:05:50,435 --> 01:05:52,435 - Yeah. 1188 01:06:02,515 --> 01:06:06,255 - I was thinking, like, um, a projector. 1189 01:06:06,355 --> 01:06:07,095 - Yeah. 1190 01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:07,935 - Yeah? 1191 01:06:08,035 --> 01:06:08,855 So we film the dance floor, 1192 01:06:08,955 --> 01:06:09,735 but then we can project 1193 01:06:09,835 --> 01:06:11,055 it on the outside wall. 1194 01:06:11,155 --> 01:06:13,155 We could write our own messages in there. 1195 01:06:12,315 --> 01:06:14,135 - Scrolling across the bottom. 1196 01:06:14,235 --> 01:06:16,135 - And/or a band. 1197 01:06:16,235 --> 01:06:17,935 I could try some of my music contacts. 1198 01:06:18,035 --> 01:06:20,215 - Really? - What? 1199 01:06:20,315 --> 01:06:21,615 - Music contacts? 1200 01:06:21,715 --> 01:06:24,735 - I know the drummer of Fait Accompli. 1201 01:06:24,835 --> 01:06:25,935 She just made that up. 1202 01:06:26,035 --> 01:06:27,015 Hey! 1203 01:06:27,115 --> 01:06:27,815 - What? 1204 01:06:27,915 --> 01:06:29,175 - Google them and you'll find 1205 01:06:29,275 --> 01:06:30,015 them and they're rad. 1206 01:06:30,115 --> 01:06:31,855 If we wanted lame, underground, 1207 01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:33,575 daggy, '90s hip-hop bands 1208 01:06:33,675 --> 01:06:34,775 then we would come to you, 1209 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:35,735 but if we're not, if we 1210 01:06:35,835 --> 01:06:36,575 want something cool... 1211 01:06:36,675 --> 01:06:37,375 - Big Papa, he's not daggy. 1212 01:06:38,435 --> 01:06:40,015 - "He's not daggy"? 1213 01:06:40,115 --> 01:06:41,575 - He's not daggy. 1214 01:06:41,675 --> 01:06:43,755 - Um... - He's not daggy. 1215 01:06:44,955 --> 01:06:48,515 - What do you think, Gus? 1216 01:06:53,115 --> 01:06:55,195 - Sounds fucking awesome. 1217 01:06:57,355 --> 01:06:58,095 Awesome! 1218 01:06:58,195 --> 01:07:00,195 I love the projector. 1219 01:08:18,115 --> 01:08:20,115 - What is it? 1220 01:08:23,595 --> 01:08:25,595 - Are you sure... 1221 01:08:27,075 --> 01:08:30,435 That this is right for you? 1222 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:37,535 - You're not having second thoughts? 1223 01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:40,035 - No, no. 1224 01:08:41,835 --> 01:08:43,835 This is perfect for me. 1225 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:50,415 But you've got heaps of time, Stevie. 1226 01:08:50,515 --> 01:08:53,435 I mean, you've got years and years. 1227 01:09:00,235 --> 01:09:03,015 I hope it's not 'cause you think you're 1228 01:09:03,115 --> 01:09:05,515 not gonna get another chance. 1229 01:09:07,715 --> 01:09:09,955 'Cause you would, I reckon. 1230 01:09:11,395 --> 01:09:13,395 You would for sure. 1231 01:09:20,235 --> 01:09:22,315 - No, I'm good with this. 1232 01:10:02,195 --> 01:10:03,535 - I thought we agreed 1233 01:10:03,635 --> 01:10:04,735 that the links would highlight 1234 01:10:04,835 --> 01:10:07,175 as you scrolled over. 1235 01:10:07,275 --> 01:10:09,255 - Oh, did we? 1236 01:10:09,355 --> 01:10:11,355 - Yeah. 1237 01:10:12,315 --> 01:10:15,975 - Malcolm, do you have a copy of the brief? 1238 01:10:16,075 --> 01:10:18,075 Thank you. 1239 01:10:37,715 --> 01:10:38,935 Oh, man, can you just chill out? 1240 01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:40,975 I didn't change anything, alright? 1241 01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:42,215 All I did on there was just... 1242 01:10:42,315 --> 01:10:44,535 - Smitty has messed with the privacy settings on the party page. 1243 01:10:44,635 --> 01:10:46,575 Now we've got what, 500 confirmed attending? 1244 01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:47,415 How many maybes? 1245 01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:48,895 How many maybes, Smitty? 1246 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,535 - I don't know how many maybes. - Hello. 1247 01:10:50,635 --> 01:10:53,695 Hey, can you meet me? 1248 01:10:53,795 --> 01:10:54,775 - What? 1249 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,695 Can you come in and meet me at my 1250 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:59,315 work, at the car park, please? 1251 01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:08,995 Hey. 1252 01:11:13,955 --> 01:11:16,095 - What is it? 1253 01:11:16,195 --> 01:11:18,195 - Uh, I got my period. 1254 01:11:18,915 --> 01:11:20,415 - What? 1255 01:11:20,515 --> 01:11:22,755 I got my period. 1256 01:11:27,115 --> 01:11:28,895 - But I thought... 1257 01:11:28,995 --> 01:11:31,755 Like, are you sure? 1258 01:11:33,435 --> 01:11:35,415 - Yeah, yep- 1259 01:11:35,515 --> 01:11:37,215 - Has it come early? 1260 01:11:37,315 --> 01:11:40,975 - Well, it's not like clockwork, Jonah. 1261 01:11:41,075 --> 01:11:43,015 It changes. 1262 01:11:43,115 --> 01:11:45,115 - Yeah, I know. 1263 01:11:45,995 --> 01:11:50,375 I just felt for sure it was 1264 01:11:50,475 --> 01:11:52,475 gonna happen. 1265 01:11:58,435 --> 01:12:01,335 - Well, thank God we didn't tell anyone. 1266 01:12:01,435 --> 01:12:03,435 - Yeah. 1267 01:12:04,235 --> 01:12:06,235 - Oh, fuck. 1268 01:12:07,355 --> 01:12:09,355 Three more days. 1269 01:12:10,355 --> 01:12:12,355 Fuck! 1270 01:12:14,835 --> 01:12:18,755 Just, oh, if there was more time or... 1271 01:12:21,315 --> 01:12:23,415 - Or what? 1272 01:12:23,515 --> 01:12:25,515 - I don't know. 1273 01:12:26,235 --> 01:12:29,775 - You could go another option or... 1274 01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:33,275 - No, obviously, no. 1275 01:12:35,075 --> 01:12:38,095 - Well, don't let me hold you back. 1276 01:12:38,195 --> 01:12:42,275 - Well, it's just not feasible now. 1277 01:12:46,155 --> 01:12:49,415 - Well, you do what you gotta do, Jonah. 1278 01:12:49,515 --> 01:12:51,495 Um, I've got to get back to work. 1279 01:12:51,595 --> 01:12:53,655 - Hey, are you angry at me? 1280 01:12:53,755 --> 01:12:56,295 No, I'm just, I've gotta get back to work. 1281 01:12:56,395 --> 01:12:58,375 - Stevie, you're fine. 1282 01:12:58,475 --> 01:13:01,535 You got heaps of time to have a kid. 1283 01:13:01,635 --> 01:13:03,695 - Oh, thanks, thanks. 1284 01:13:03,795 --> 01:13:05,295 - Well, it's true! 1285 01:13:05,395 --> 01:13:06,775 You didn't even want a kid until 1286 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,875 a week and a half ago. 1287 01:13:12,635 --> 01:13:14,375 What? 1288 01:13:14,475 --> 01:13:16,475 - Oh, I can't believe I 1289 01:13:17,315 --> 01:13:19,315 got involved with this. 1290 01:13:21,475 --> 01:13:22,815 - This was your plan, Stevie! 1291 01:13:22,915 --> 01:13:24,175 - Oh, my plan? 1292 01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:25,775 - Yeah, I was the one trying ex-girlfriends 1293 01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:26,615 and you were like-- 1294 01:13:26,715 --> 01:13:27,735 - 'Cause you were having tremendous 1295 01:13:27,835 --> 01:13:30,015 success with your ex-girlfriends! - I'm just pointing out there's no reason 1296 01:13:30,115 --> 01:13:31,135 for you to be all furious. 1297 01:13:31,235 --> 01:13:32,255 I'm not fucking furious! 1298 01:13:32,355 --> 01:13:33,095 I'm fine! 1299 01:13:33,195 --> 01:13:35,175 In fact, I'm relieved. 1300 01:13:35,275 --> 01:13:36,335 Thank God it didn't happen, 'cause 1301 01:13:36,435 --> 01:13:37,215 us having a kid together 1302 01:13:37,315 --> 01:13:40,715 would have been a total fucking disaster. 1303 01:14:17,515 --> 01:14:19,455 - Oh, hey, if you run into Gus, tell 1304 01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:20,335 him I am getting the ice. 1305 01:14:20,435 --> 01:14:21,815 We're literally leaving right now, yeah? 1306 01:14:21,915 --> 01:14:23,915 - Alright, man. Cool. 1307 01:14:25,555 --> 01:14:26,255 Hey, whoa! 1308 01:14:26,355 --> 01:14:27,095 Not yet! 1309 01:14:27,195 --> 01:14:27,935 There's still half an hour. 1310 01:14:28,035 --> 01:14:29,615 Where have you been? There is, like, 20 people out there. 1311 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,015 We are two hours behind. 1312 01:14:31,115 --> 01:14:32,135 The sound is fucked and Stevie 1313 01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:32,975 is bailing. 1314 01:14:33,075 --> 01:14:33,815 - What? 1315 01:14:33,915 --> 01:14:34,615 - She just sent me a text. 1316 01:14:34,715 --> 01:14:35,615 She didn't explain or anything, 1317 01:14:35,715 --> 01:14:37,715 just, "Can't make it." 1318 01:14:38,635 --> 01:14:40,975 Take these over there. 1319 01:14:41,075 --> 01:14:43,075 - What? 1320 01:14:44,595 --> 01:14:46,135 - What did she say? 1321 01:14:46,235 --> 01:14:50,175 - Uh, well, don't stress. 1322 01:14:50,275 --> 01:14:52,535 We'll put it together. 1323 01:14:52,635 --> 01:14:53,695 Have you done the kegs? 1324 01:14:53,795 --> 01:14:54,575 - Just two of them. 1325 01:14:54,675 --> 01:14:55,655 - OK. - OK. 1326 01:14:55,755 --> 01:14:57,755 Sorry, half an hour. 1327 01:15:19,555 --> 01:15:21,555 Hey. 1328 01:15:22,155 --> 01:15:22,895 - Hey. 1329 01:15:22,995 --> 01:15:25,015 - You shouldn't have committed to 1330 01:15:25,115 --> 01:15:27,375 this the weekend before your... 1331 01:15:27,475 --> 01:15:29,215 - Oh, no, it's good, man. 1332 01:15:29,315 --> 01:15:30,975 It's good. 1333 01:15:31,075 --> 01:15:32,695 It's time to take it up a notch. 1334 01:15:32,795 --> 01:15:33,535 - OK. 1335 01:15:33,635 --> 01:15:35,495 - Lollapalooza, right? 1336 01:15:35,595 --> 01:15:36,575 - Lollapalooza! 1337 01:15:36,675 --> 01:15:37,935 - Alright, would've made a pretty 1338 01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:40,035 fucked-up dad anyway. 1339 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:14,255 - Jonah! 1340 01:16:14,355 --> 01:16:15,175 I've been looking for you. 1341 01:16:15,275 --> 01:16:16,015 - You have? 1342 01:16:16,115 --> 01:16:19,755 I, um... I made a phone call on your behalf. 1343 01:16:34,155 --> 01:16:36,155 - You've got cancer? 1344 01:16:38,315 --> 01:16:40,255 How could you not tell me this? 1345 01:16:40,355 --> 01:16:42,575 You are still so much a part of my life. 1346 01:16:42,675 --> 01:16:44,455 - It's OK. 1347 01:16:44,555 --> 01:16:46,335 You won't be able to have kids? 1348 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:49,275 - Come upstairs for a second? - Of course. 1349 01:16:55,475 --> 01:17:00,015 Oh, my God, the things that I said. 1350 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:02,115 Oh. my God! 1351 01:17:03,915 --> 01:17:04,655 - Ava. 1352 01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:09,915 - It's okay, it's okay 1353 01:17:12,635 --> 01:17:13,815 - I don't think that you would be a 1354 01:17:13,915 --> 01:17:14,695 terrible father. 1355 01:17:14,795 --> 01:17:16,795 I really don't. 1356 01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,915 I think you would be great. 1357 01:17:21,195 --> 01:17:23,275 I've always thought that. 1358 01:17:30,075 --> 01:17:33,495 I guess that's why I kept coming back. 1359 01:17:33,595 --> 01:17:35,595 I could see it. 1360 01:17:36,915 --> 01:17:39,775 Playing with your niece, when 1361 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,875 your nephew was born. 1362 01:18:08,955 --> 01:18:11,615 Hi, Jonah. I'm on my way home. 1363 01:18:11,715 --> 01:18:13,615 Can you just call me when 1364 01:18:13,715 --> 01:18:15,295 you get this, please? 1365 01:18:15,395 --> 01:18:17,395 Thanks, bye. 1366 01:18:31,195 --> 01:18:33,535 - You know I tried with other women. 1367 01:18:33,635 --> 01:18:35,635 - Was I the first? 1368 01:19:04,195 --> 01:19:05,375 - Smitty, Smitty! 1369 01:19:05,475 --> 01:19:07,475 - Do you know those blokes in the suspenders? 1370 01:19:06,595 --> 01:19:07,335 - No, no. 1371 01:19:07,435 --> 01:19:08,175 Have you seen Jonah? 1372 01:19:08,275 --> 01:19:09,295 - I just saw them try and 1373 01:19:09,395 --> 01:19:11,395 unscrew the toilet lid. 1374 01:19:15,275 --> 01:19:17,275 - Oh, ohh! 1375 01:19:36,635 --> 01:19:38,635 - Fuck! 1376 01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,075 Fuck. 1377 01:19:47,355 --> 01:19:49,355 Oh, did any go in? 1378 01:19:53,595 --> 01:19:55,835 What happened? 1379 01:19:56,955 --> 01:20:00,635 - I don't think I can do this. 1380 01:20:02,355 --> 01:20:04,355 - What? 1381 01:20:05,955 --> 01:20:07,955 - It's not you. 1382 01:20:10,155 --> 01:20:12,155 You're beautiful. 1383 01:20:18,515 --> 01:20:19,255 - Gus, Gus, Gus! 1384 01:20:19,355 --> 01:20:20,895 - Oh, now you show up! 1385 01:20:20,995 --> 01:20:22,335 Someone sent out a mass text. 1386 01:20:22,435 --> 01:20:24,095 I don't know who half these people are. 1387 01:20:24,195 --> 01:20:24,935 - Where's Jonah? 1388 01:20:25,035 --> 01:20:25,895 - He's upstairs! 1389 01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:27,995 Can you grab Cantzi? 1390 01:20:30,955 --> 01:20:33,875 - I think I'm in love with someone. 1391 01:20:34,995 --> 01:20:36,995 - What? 1392 01:20:39,555 --> 01:20:41,055 This is the police. 1393 01:20:41,155 --> 01:20:43,155 The party is now over. 1394 01:20:44,315 --> 01:20:47,015 Make your way outside, please. - Please, just wait here. 1395 01:20:47,115 --> 01:20:49,115 I'll sort this out. 1396 01:20:52,075 --> 01:20:53,375 - Who is she? 1397 01:20:53,475 --> 01:20:54,415 - Wait here. 1398 01:20:54,515 --> 01:20:56,515 Lock the door behind me. 1399 01:20:59,475 --> 01:21:01,475 - Thank God you didn't-- 1400 01:21:03,315 --> 01:21:06,395 - I'm so sorry. 1401 01:21:07,355 --> 01:21:08,295 - Hi. 1402 01:21:08,395 --> 01:21:09,815 Don't keep drinking, mate. 1403 01:21:09,915 --> 01:21:11,915 Get out! 1404 01:21:12,395 --> 01:21:13,295 - Excuse me, guys. 1405 01:21:13,395 --> 01:21:14,455 Put the drink down and get out. 1406 01:21:14,555 --> 01:21:15,335 Jonah! 1407 01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:16,535 The party is over. 1408 01:21:16,635 --> 01:21:18,175 - Stevie! - Move! 1409 01:21:18,275 --> 01:21:18,975 - Hey. 1410 01:21:19,075 --> 01:21:21,215 - Hi. Um, I've been calling. 1411 01:21:21,315 --> 01:21:22,455 I tried to get through to you. 1412 01:21:22,555 --> 01:21:24,455 - I've been trying to call you too. 1413 01:21:24,555 --> 01:21:25,495 - I just wanted to, I'm sorry. 1414 01:21:25,595 --> 01:21:26,615 - I'm sorry. 1415 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:28,855 - No, I'm sorry. 1416 01:21:28,955 --> 01:21:32,415 I called and I just freaked out 1417 01:21:32,515 --> 01:21:34,855 and I didn't mean, because... 1418 01:21:36,715 --> 01:21:37,855 Excuse me, Thank you. 1419 01:21:37,955 --> 01:21:38,655 - I, um... 1420 01:21:38,755 --> 01:21:39,495 - Excuse me. 1421 01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:40,495 You need to move the fuck 1422 01:21:40,595 --> 01:21:42,595 away from the door! 1423 01:21:43,355 --> 01:21:45,355 - Oh... 1424 01:21:52,915 --> 01:21:54,175 Um... 1425 01:21:55,355 --> 01:21:56,495 Stevie! - Sorry, Excuse me. 1426 01:21:56,595 --> 01:21:58,495 - Fuck, excuse me! 1427 01:21:58,595 --> 01:22:00,375 Excuse me, Sorry. 1428 01:22:00,475 --> 01:22:01,335 Hey, wait, wait! 1429 01:22:01,435 --> 01:22:02,935 Stevie, wait! 1430 01:22:03,035 --> 01:22:04,175 Stevie, I didn't... 1431 01:22:04,275 --> 01:22:05,015 Stevie. 1432 01:22:05,115 --> 01:22:07,115 Excuse me! 1433 01:22:17,595 --> 01:22:18,775 Hey! 1434 01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:19,615 Hey, Stevie! 1435 01:22:19,715 --> 01:22:21,015 Please stop, Stevie! 1436 01:22:21,115 --> 01:22:22,295 Oh, Jesus! 1437 01:22:22,395 --> 01:22:23,575 Stevie... 1438 01:22:23,675 --> 01:22:25,675 Stevie! 1439 01:22:26,115 --> 01:22:27,855 Stev... 1440 01:22:27,955 --> 01:22:29,975 - Fuck! 1441 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:30,855 - Whoa! 1442 01:22:30,955 --> 01:22:32,955 Oh. 1443 01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:36,015 - Fuck, fuck. Are you alright? 1444 01:22:36,115 --> 01:22:38,115 Fuck, are you alright? 1445 01:22:39,195 --> 01:22:40,055 - Oh, shit. 1446 01:22:40,155 --> 01:22:40,895 I'll pay for it. 1447 01:22:40,995 --> 01:22:41,735 - What? 1448 01:22:41,835 --> 01:22:43,535 Fuck, I don't care. 1449 01:22:43,635 --> 01:22:45,875 Oh, Jesus, what were you... 1450 01:22:46,835 --> 01:22:48,835 Oh, yeah. 1451 01:22:49,795 --> 01:22:52,775 - Listen. I don't care about 1452 01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:54,875 getting a baby anymore. 1453 01:22:56,755 --> 01:22:59,295 I don't care about the arrangement. 1454 01:22:59,395 --> 01:23:01,095 I don't. 1455 01:23:01,195 --> 01:23:05,035 I just wanna be with you. 1456 01:23:08,715 --> 01:23:11,875 - Well, I do care. 1457 01:23:13,875 --> 01:23:15,875 I want a baby. 1458 01:23:16,395 --> 01:23:19,075 And it'll never happen with you. 1459 01:25:45,755 --> 01:25:48,375 And you've fasted this morning? 1460 01:25:48,475 --> 01:25:50,775 Nothing since dinner. 1461 01:25:50,875 --> 01:25:52,415 - Right, well, just some information there 1462 01:25:52,515 --> 01:25:55,375 about your recovery and treatment area. 1463 01:25:55,475 --> 01:25:56,335 Any questions? 1464 01:25:56,435 --> 01:26:00,415 - Yeah, um, what do they do with the testicle? 1465 01:26:00,515 --> 01:26:03,615 Does he get to view it after? 1466 01:26:03,715 --> 01:26:05,295 - Um, it's okay. 1467 01:26:05,395 --> 01:26:07,615 I don't need to view it. 1468 01:26:07,715 --> 01:26:09,135 - Are you sure, man? 1469 01:26:09,235 --> 01:26:10,175 Is it this one? 1470 01:26:10,275 --> 01:26:11,815 Just the door on the right. 1471 01:26:11,915 --> 01:26:13,215 I'll check on you afterwards, 1472 01:26:13,315 --> 01:26:14,895 but you may not be too coherent at that point, 1473 01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:16,095 so I will call you tomorrow, 1474 01:26:16,195 --> 01:26:19,535 and we'll begin talking about the next phase of your treatment. 1475 01:26:19,635 --> 01:26:22,475 Alright, I'll see you soon, Jonah. 1476 01:26:23,755 --> 01:26:25,975 Hi, Aidan. 1477 01:26:26,075 --> 01:26:28,075 Gus. 1478 01:26:31,475 --> 01:26:33,535 - Well, uh, Gus, could you help me 1479 01:26:33,635 --> 01:26:35,975 back to the car with Aidan? 1480 01:26:36,075 --> 01:26:38,075 - Yeah, hey. 1481 01:26:38,395 --> 01:26:40,615 - Call me, yeah, as soon as... 1482 01:26:40,715 --> 01:26:42,715 - Yep. 1483 01:26:45,235 --> 01:26:45,975 Bye, Stevie. 1484 01:26:46,075 --> 01:26:48,015 - Bye. 1485 01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:49,815 - He's not an explosive device, Gus. 1486 01:26:49,915 --> 01:26:51,695 - Yeah, no, I know, but is this smell normal? 1487 01:26:51,795 --> 01:26:53,575 I'll be back in a second. 1488 01:26:53,675 --> 01:26:55,675 - Thanks for coming. 1489 01:26:56,595 --> 01:26:57,335 It means a lot. 1490 01:26:57,435 --> 01:26:59,435 - I got you something. 1491 01:27:05,635 --> 01:27:06,975 - Choc bullets! 1492 01:27:07,075 --> 01:27:07,815 I love choc bullets. 1493 01:27:09,155 --> 01:27:10,815 - Yeah, I know. 1494 01:27:10,915 --> 01:27:12,915 Thank you. 1495 01:27:17,315 --> 01:27:20,755 - Uh, Jonah, what I said the other night. 1496 01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,875 I'm sorry. 1497 01:27:25,955 --> 01:27:27,575 - Nah, I'm sorry. 1498 01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:30,415 - No, what I said was inexcusable and-- 1499 01:27:30,515 --> 01:27:33,455 - No, Stevie, you were right. 1500 01:27:33,555 --> 01:27:35,555 You were so right. 1501 01:27:37,195 --> 01:27:40,115 You've just gotta be a mum, Stevie. 1502 01:27:41,115 --> 01:27:42,535 That's the best thing that's 1503 01:27:42,635 --> 01:27:44,455 come out of all of this. 1504 01:27:44,555 --> 01:27:46,695 Now you know. 1505 01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:48,055 I reckon you would have been one 1506 01:27:48,155 --> 01:27:50,535 of those girls who turns 40 1507 01:27:50,635 --> 01:27:54,555 and thinks, "Shit, I did want a kid." 1508 01:27:58,035 --> 01:28:00,035 Now you know. 1509 01:28:00,915 --> 01:28:03,075 And you got heaps of time. 1510 01:28:05,155 --> 01:28:09,515 You're gonna meet a really cool guy 1511 01:28:11,435 --> 01:28:14,915 and you're gonna have four kids, I reckon. 1512 01:28:16,795 --> 01:28:19,275 - I haven't changed that much. 1513 01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:23,035 And what about you? 1514 01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:25,295 - Maybe I was always meant to 1515 01:28:25,395 --> 01:28:28,715 be, like, the cool uncle, 1516 01:28:30,435 --> 01:28:33,755 just giving your kids their first beers. 1517 01:28:37,235 --> 01:28:39,795 And one day you gotta tell them 1518 01:28:40,675 --> 01:28:42,755 that if it wasn't for me, 1519 01:28:45,635 --> 01:28:48,115 you never would have had kids. 1520 01:28:54,635 --> 01:28:55,695 Okay 1521 01:28:55,795 --> 01:28:57,695 They said they're coming 1522 01:28:57,795 --> 01:28:59,015 with the wheelchair. 1523 01:28:59,115 --> 01:29:01,115 So it's time. 1524 01:29:02,235 --> 01:29:03,575 Hey, Stevie, it's okay. 1525 01:29:03,675 --> 01:29:04,815 You just gotta think it's actually 1526 01:29:04,915 --> 01:29:07,755 the start of Jonah getting better. 1527 01:29:10,395 --> 01:29:12,295 - Oh, oh! 1528 01:29:12,395 --> 01:29:14,555 Hey, man. - Shh, it's okay. 1529 01:29:16,275 --> 01:29:18,575 I'll see you on the other side. 1530 01:29:18,675 --> 01:29:19,615 - I'm not dying, Gus. 1531 01:29:19,715 --> 01:29:20,455 - No, that's right. 1532 01:29:20,555 --> 01:29:22,575 No, you're not. 1533 01:29:22,675 --> 01:29:24,975 - Um, the things you said to me the 1534 01:29:25,075 --> 01:29:28,215 other night, did you mean them? 1535 01:29:28,315 --> 01:29:29,055 - What did he say? 1536 01:29:29,155 --> 01:29:31,155 What did you say? 1537 01:29:33,595 --> 01:29:36,375 - Are you ready, Mr. Reid? 1538 01:29:36,475 --> 01:29:39,335 The orderly will be here in a minute. 1539 01:29:39,435 --> 01:29:41,435 - I did. 1540 01:29:41,755 --> 01:29:43,755 I do, but-- 1541 01:29:46,075 --> 01:29:46,975 - I don't think you should 1542 01:29:47,075 --> 01:29:49,455 settle for cool uncle. 1543 01:29:49,555 --> 01:29:51,795 I think you gotta be a dad. 1544 01:29:53,835 --> 01:29:55,335 And if you can't do it naturally, 1545 01:29:55,435 --> 01:29:58,115 then there's always donor sperm. 1546 01:30:44,595 --> 01:30:46,595 What, what the fuck?