Original subtitles

We need some more water!

Take this bucket.

Okay.

Hey!

Go on brushing!

This is Maeda. May I come in? Yeah.

The boss is expecting you.

Maeda.

Yes?

Is this a new recruit? Yes.

Hagane! Yes?

Introduce yourself to brother Tosa.

My name is Hagane Keisuke. I'm very pleased to meet you.

Stop staring at me. Your eyes are going to swallow me.

I'm sorry!

This guy is a big fan of yours.

After he saw you, he decided to become a yakuza.

Is that true? Yes!

Is your name is Hagane? Yes.

I'm going to be away for a while.

Take good care of the Mutsumi Group.

Bye!

You bastard!!

FULL METAL GOKUDO

Produced by Seki Masahiro Hidehiro Ito

Planning: Matsushima Fujio

Original script: Yamaguchi Hiroki

Producers: Nagamori Yuji Abe Naoki

Script: Era Itaru

Scenery: Shohei Ando

Music: Sound Kids Endo Koji Special effects: Matsui Yuichi

Cast

Ujiki Tsuyoshi as Hagane Keisuke

Kitamura Yasu Nakahara Shoko as Tosa's woman

Oosugi Ren Minato Yuichi Koji Tsukamoto

Cesar Takeshi Taguchi Tomolou

Directed by: Miike Takashi

Seven years later

Please, wait another month.

I beg you.

Stop kidding us!

We are no Boy Scouts!

I can't give you something I don't have. It's not my fault.

You could sell some land, or some of your machinery.

There are endless possibilities of getting into money.

Everything is already given in bank mortgage.

Then you'll have to sell your body, right?

Your kidney... your liver... your eyes...

If you start threatening me, I'll go to the police!

We can't be a yakuza if we're afraid of the police!

Do you want me to rip your eyes out?!

Brother!

Shut up, brother!

Kobayashi... Kobayashi...

Hey!

I'm gonna kill you!!

I'm gonna kill you, and then I'll die!!

Wait! Freeze!

I'm gonna kill you!!

And then I'll die, too! Hey!

Hey!!

We're sorry.

There's nothing worse than a yakuza being fooled by an underdog.

Exactly how long have you been working for us now?

Please let us try again, then we'll certainly...

Junji.

Do you really think that you'll bring home the bacon the next time?

Forget about him, I want you to be honest!

Will Hagane be able to collect the debt?

I don't think so.

You idiot!

Even your little brother doesn't put it past you!

Matsuba! Yes?

Work with Junji. If he's going on working with Hagane, he'll be wrecked.

Okay.

Hey, Hagane! Yes?

Go and scrub the John.

Hey, Naomi! I've been waiting for you!

You need money, right? Don't talk like that!

50.000 yen. Okay, 30.000... No, I just need 10.000 yen.

Soon I'll be very rich and I'll take care for you! Okay?

I'm sorry. I'm all knocked out...

Your dick is too small.

And you can't even get it up...

Shut up!

Ouch...!

What was that for?!

You must be completely crazy!

I'm not afraid of you! You can't even fuck me properly!

So don't act the big shot, do you hear me?!

Don't try something like that again, asshole!

It's cold!

What the fuck...?!

What's up?

What's the big idea, you idiot?!

Sorry. I'm really sorry.

You're sorry? Are you trying to kid me? Go!

Get up!

Hey!

Do you know who I am?

I'm a yakuza.

Do you want to pick a fight with a yakuza?

You should go.

What did you say, you idiot?!

Hey, yakuza!

Hey!

Please, give it back...!

Shut up!

What's in it?

No bills!

Really? Fuck!

Let's go!

Bye!

Idiot!

I found it!

Brother!

What are you doing?

I lost my wallet.

Brother Matsuba is looking for you.

Why?

Tosa-san will be released from prison tomorrow morning.

Boss.

Chairman Yokoi has arrived. Oh yeah...

You're making me come to a place like that?

Group Boss. Kumi-Cho

What do you want from me?

The man...

who cut off your right arm will be released from prison tomorrow.

What do you think about the rumor, Taka-chan?

Rumor? Yeah.

The boss is going to retire and wants to make either Group Boss or Tosa-san as his successor.

No idea.

Group Boss is the legitimate successor.

But for the boss, Tosa-san is just like his very own son.

Furhermore, he saved our Group...

This is a really old hat!

The Nakame Group is subordinated to the Musashi Group.

At that time, it is impossible that the Groups start an internal fight.

Our new boss can't be just the one who finished off the boss of the Nakame Group.

You can't seriously believe that!

Kei-chan!

Take good care of yourself. Brother Maeda has it in for you.

Taka-chan...

I know that, as a yakuza, I'm a total failure.

But I'm sure that things would change if Tosa-san was my boss.

I really believe that.

Tosa-san...!

We're relieved to see that you're doing well.

I'm sorry.

The boss has an important meeting, that's why he couldn't be here.

How is his heart? Not that good.

The doctor says another collapse would be fatal.

I see.

He's staying at the Hakone Hospital and he's expecting your visit.

His rehab will go on until midday. You should take a rest.

You have plenty of time to take a nice relaxing bath.

I rented a house for you at close quarters.

Do I stop here?

No.

Drive on.

Yes.

Hello?

Hello, boss!

Take brother Tosa in.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Hello? Yeah, yeah, I know.

I know. Yes!

Yes.

I remember you. You were a trainee back then...

Yes.

I still have it...

Out of the way!

It is so BIG!

Circumcised, too!

You're that yakuza guy...

Look at you!

No more violence!

Apologize for that!

Ouch!

Hey!

Let's go!

You bastard!!

Hey... What do you think of my dick?

Who's got the bigger dick, me or brother Hagane...?

Look at it. Take a close look... I inplanted pearls.

Look at the two pearls...

Yeah, I see them... That's so awesome...

Brother Hagane is dead...

Who cares?

Come on, show me your pussy...

Apparently you woke up.

Don't worry! I'll fix you, and then you can move again no time.

Okay?

You're not perfected!

You can't go out just like that, you're still not waterproof!

If your heart gets a short right now, you're dead.

Do you want to say something?

What's going on here?! Come on, relax!

Who are you?

My name is Hiraga Genpaku. I'm an ingenious chemist.

Well, some people call me an obsessed (otaku) chemist.

Some even say that I'm some kind of "Nutty Professor"...

I don't care! I just want to know why I'm here!

You don't remember anything?

Maybe the memory circuit hasn't been functioning fully yet...

Do you remember now?

You and another man were killed.

I revived you.

Creating the perfect human was my childhood dream.

And so I found myself a dead corpse to make my dream come true.

Dead corpse?

Yeah.

You can get one amazingly easy in the black market.

There are a lot of John Does.

And there's always somebody who just wants to get rid of some corpses...

Corpses like you.

Three months ago, I paid 2.000.000 yen for the two of you.

From whom?

Well...

I just went to an arranged place to pick up the bodies.

Somebody told me over the phone where to transfer the money.

I don't know who. These were the rules!

You were in a really poor condition and had lots of bullet holes.

But miraculously...

the other man's heart and your brain were still fully functional...

I waited a long time for a body like that...

Due to my research...

it was possible to connect the brain and the heart and form a human being.

You were damn lucky, kid!

Bullshit!

I was fragmented and patched up again!

Don't worry!

Reassambling head and body is quite easy.

Unfortunately, I ran out of super alloy.

Someday...

I'll design your whole body out of metal...

Out of metal...? Yes.

Even Bullets bounce back.

Do you understand? Your capabilities are exceptional!

Your left eye is an infrared scope, and your right eye can see through metals.

Even if your eyes are removed from your head, they still see everything!

Your ears can hear every sound within a radius of 2 kilometres!

Your physical strength is also supernatural.

Even if you have to fight ten men, you'll surely win...

I don't need that kind of body!

That's monstrous body...

I'd rather die!

I'd rather die?

Apparently you haven't understood yet why you're still alive!

Do you want me to thank you for that?

No.

No?

The other man covered you to intercept the bullets.

It was his will that saved you!

Tosa-san had...

I told you so.

I transplanted his heart into your body.

He still lives inside of your body...

Is the heart the only organ that you transplanted?

Arms and legs were also transplanted and redesigned.

I also copied the nerve tracks that are responsible for...

coordination and fighting spirit.

What else?

The dick.

The dick...

Including the balls!

I have Tosa-san's dick now...

Well, yours was still functional, but...

You're the strongest of all men now!

By no means you may betray somebody!

An furthermore...

Tosa-san's...

I have a request.

Can you finish the tattoo?

First and foremost, you have to eat metal.

It's the ultimate energy source for your body.

Is it good?

That's not important.

Slowly but surely, you'll lose your human emotions.

But if you're overwhelmed by strong feelings all the same...

you may not be able to control yourself.

The results are a loss of energy, system errors and a complete mulfuction.

Just take good care of yourself...

I'm going to lose my feelings...?

To love somebody, hating, getting angry, crying...

You can do without stuff like that, can't you?

Oh, no...

I installed a system that's going to soothe you in case of emergency.

If you feel that your emotions are going to overwhelm you...

In this case, push right here and repeat the magic words.

Magic words?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word

You have to repeat it three times.

What...?!

It's a lullaby.

My granny used to sing that song to me when I was little.

Defence against an attack from the right side.

Defence against an attack from the left side.

It's exactly the same.

Move forward.

Withdraw.

Completed!

It's Perfect!

What are you doing?!

What are you gonna do?

I'm going away. You're going away?

Why?!

Somebody killed us. I'm not willing to accept that.

Just don't do anything stupid! Do you want to take revenge?

You should be a lover of justice!

Come on! Repeat the magic formula.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word.

If you can't control your feelings, you'll get lost!

Professor!

I'm a yakuza.

There are a few things I simply have to do...

before I lose my emotions. No, you're a hero!

Don't overexert yourself! Don't let your feelings overwhelm you!

It's me.

What's up?

Red just left.

Then go and capture him immediately! Don't worry.

I have an eye on every move he makes.

I'll study his fighting strength.

Did you call the General?

That's not necessary.

Idiot! What was that?!

From the hip, understand? Yes!

The successor hates nothing more than bad golfers.

And as long as you play that lousy, I can't introduce you to him.

I'm sorry! Idiot!

The Boss can't do anything but retire...

if his successor nominates me as his representative.

The successor's time has come! Yes!

Go on!

Yes!

You idiot!

Watch out! Yes!

Stop stupid idiot!

Tosa is dead!

Brother...?!

What was that...?

You survived, Hagane...?!

A doctor saved my life.

Did he save Brother Tosa, too?

Hey, you got to tell us!

Was Tosa saved, too?

Are you sure?

I see.

Hagane.

Could you tell the boss about that?

Yeah? He's completely sure that Tosa's still alive!

Yeah?

Brother.

Could you tell me what happened?

Who attacked Brother Tosa and me?

No idea...

I want to know why you betrayed us!

No...!

Hagane!

I...

I just want to take revenge...

Brother...

He smashed my hands... Shut up!

Go and tell Nakamura!

We wanted to get rid of Hagane anyway, you idiot.

So take care of him!

Brother!

Cut it out, brother. What's the matter with you?

Stop it.

You're not Tosa-san, that's not for you, brother.

I can talk to Maeda.

You say that you're sorry, and then you're in again!

Junji.

Are you in love with Naomi?

I won't let you...

make her miserable.

What's going on? All of a sudden, you're so cool...

Are you sure that he'll come? Yes.

Is that a blackout?

Hey.

Hey! Patronage!

Well, well!

I'm here to talk to the boss.

Asshole.

You bastard!

Asshole!

Just you wait!!

Stop!!

Is that a monster?!

We shot him, but he's still alive!

Hurry up and do something!

Wait!

Let's talk about it!

I'm here to avenge Tosa Yoichi's death!

No!

It was Mutsumi's idea alone!

He set the whole thing up. Maeda did it!

They wanted to get rid of Tosa!

What an asshole!

Who sold the corpse and took the money for it?

I didn't do it! Maeda said...

He promised that...

he'd leave the two bodies to me!

Two bodies?

Right from the start...? He made me do it!

He told me to kill the man next to Tosa, too.

He told me that this man...

What did he tell you...?! This man...

He was worth nothing.

If he was dead, we would at least get some money!

They don't know anything about your skills! Hey!

Team up with me! Just tell me what you want! Okay?

Scum...!

Hey!

Let's go! What's up?

This bastard Hagane! Go and get him!

What?!

Yokoi...!

Hey!

Hagane!!

I'll keep an eye on the boss.

Finish him off!

Hey!

Show me what you got.

But!

First, I think you should see...

that I'm wearing Tosa Yoichi's tattoo on my back!

You're really cool...

You bastard!

What...?!

Do something!

Hagane!

I didn't order to kill Tosa!

He did!

He did it! Maeda set up the whole thing!

And you expect me to believe that?

It's the truth! I swear!

You have to believe me!

Is that tattoo really Tosa's? What does that mean?

Some parts of brother Tosa's body...

were transplanted into mine. What? Transplanted?

Brother Tosa...

He's living on inside of my body.

Forgive me, Tosa! It was all my fault!

So I haven't lost you forever.

I was so stupid, so goddamn stupid!

I was an idiot, please forgive me!

Forgive me...

Hagane.

Hagane!

From now on, you'll do Maeda's job! Do you understand?

Let us fight together!

First, we'll finish off the Musashi Group!

Okay?!

Don't kid me!

I won't let anybody pull a fast one on me ever again!

Hey...!

You're breaking my arm!

Stop it!

Breaking your arm won't be enough!

I'm gonna kill you!!

Let him go.

Taka-chan...

You can't kill me with that thing.

I'm going to shoot at you anyway.

I beg you, Taka-chan.

Don't try to stop me!

I have to revenge brother Tosa!

If you want to kill somebody, you'll have to start with me.

I won't let anybody attack my boss.

I'll fight anybody and risk my life to save the boss.

The Nakame Group was finished off.

Brother Maeda is dead, too.

That's more than enough, Kei-chan.

The monster and other tales

Pinocchio

No Longer Human Written by Dazai Osamu

Pinocchio

You can try to hide, but I'll find you wherever you are.

This is the only place that you can return to.

Damn it!

Why do I always get bodies like this?

She looks like a Dutch Wife! Damn it!

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The Peach Ranger must be cute and pretty!!

It's huge...!

It was 8 years ago.

He left me.

He said I'd never be happy with him.

After that, he started killing all those people in front of me.

He was a yakuza.

He had to do seven years in jail.

He was killed right after he was released from prison.

He was such an idiot!

What are you doing here?

I drifted for some time...

I got attracted to this place.

Attracted?

Tosa Family Grave

But I just understood why I'm here.

This place resembles my hometown.

It's strange.

But you don't resemble him in any way...

I feel he's right next to me.

Hey...

I'd like to stay for a while...

Hush, little baby, don't say a word...

What does that mean?

That's a magic formula.

It soothes me when I get too upset.

Why?

He's been there for three months...

Why?

Your hands are as cold as ice...

There's some truth in what they say:

"Cold hands, warm heart"...

I can't believe it...

Your hands...

They look exactly like my boyfriend's hands...

I beg you.

Just once... Make love to me.

I want to forget him!

I finally want to get rid of him!

I tried to fall in love with another man, but I couldn't.

But I really believe that with you, I could finally forget him, Keisuke-san.

Yukari-san

Don't you like me, Keisuke?

I do.

Then what's the reason?!

I can't.

I like you...

I really do...

But my body is...

I don't care!

I know that you have complexes because of your body.

But I don't care about the way you look...

I love you!

The better part of my body was destroyed in an accident.

Half my body consists of metal.

I'm an ugly monster!

Are you scared?

I love you anyway!

No!!

Good bye, Keisuke-san.

I wanted to stay longer.

But...

But as long as we're together...

I won't be able to forget him.

I can't love you both at the same time...

5 5 3

Not bad...!

Things are going well today, aren't they?

The weather is great, too!

You, the youngest son...

How do you feel, to be #1 in Group?

Well, it's a start.

I see things exactly the way the successor does.

There's gonna be a lot of change.

You're pretty ambitious, right?

Hey, caddy! Pitch!

I'll revenge him!!

Get up!

Hey, is everything okay? Take care of him!

Hey!

Who are you?

Hey!

Tosa's woman?

Kill me, then.

Hey!

Let me have her!

Brother!

Brother!

Are you dead or something?

What...?

You're still alive!

You know that woman, don't you?

What did you do to Yukari-san?! What did you do to her?!

I'll tell you!

She tried to kill the representative of the successor and failed!

Group Boss is one of the boss' successors?!

She told us your name after we snatched her!

Because of that, the boss knew that she knows where you are...

Hello?

Hey, Hagane...

You're very strong...

You already ruined one of my very expensive carpets...

What are your demands?

I don't make demands. I want a lot more than that.

The very best.

Understand?

You'll kill the president of the Musashi Group.

If you succeed, I'll give that woman back to you.

She's missing Tosa's back...

she said...

You bastard!!

Help me...

Don't worry! The representative is really afraid of you.

Because of that, he won't kill the woman.

Kei-chan, it's me.

Don't worry about the woman.

You'll get her back.

What about the Musashi Group?

Otsuki, the vice president, is going to be the Group's new leader.

The representative will be killed.

What about you, Taka?

If they're all dead, I'm going to be the boss.

Good.

That will restore calm within our Group for a while.

Kei-chan

It's not too late.

Don't you want to extend the Mutsumi Group with me?

That was our dream, wasn't it?

I can't do that anymore.

Kei-chan...

Everytime I kick up, you pull in your horn.

You're right.

What's up?

I have to hang up now, Kei-chan.

Good bye.

Go! Keep on searching!

Hey!

I found something!

Too bad...

He could have served me well.

He could have been useful for the fight against the western Groups...

Don't worry about that.

Now we just have to find the man who saved him.

He has to build more soldiers for us.

Yes, exactly.

Soldiers who work for us...

Everything's ready.

Okay. This way, please.

President.

I prepared everything for you...

You did? Oh, yeah!

Shit!!

I can't believe they want to get rid of me, too!

From now on, I'll do anything you say, brother! Brother!

Please, you have to revenge us!

She's asleep...

President.

Have fun!

She's really good...

Hey...

Let the boy begin.

Hey, Matsuba! Go ahead.

Stop it, Taka-san!

Hey...

She still got all her teeth, but do you want to give it a try?

It's not so bad...

Come on, purse your lips!

Hey!

That stupid cow!

Damn it, that doesn't do it...

Hey! They're leaving!

Thank you.

Thank you.

You should try that, too. Thanks.

Oh God, I'm sick. Go!

Hagane!

That's too laborious. Run over him.

Hey!!

What...? Hey!!

Hey!

Finish him off!

Kei!

That was really cool!

Clear off, Taka-chan!

Taka-chan.

I beg you!

I can't do this...

That's why everybody says that you aren't a proper yakuza!

But I won't run away!

I'm a yakuza.

Taka...

It hurts...

It's bleeding...

I'm alive, right?!

I'm...

I'm still a human being, right?!

Kei!

Good bye.

Hey!

Anybody here?

No one there?

Hey!

Hagane!

Hey!

Hey!

All the idiots are gone...

Full Metal...

Yakuza...

Brother... Is he dead?