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Do we know where the light is the brightest?

Do we know how to clear what the fear is?

Do we know how to feel when we crave it?

Do we know what we are?

Every family is weird. But trust me, mine is the weirdest.

My mom is pretty normal, but my dad is Bigfoot.

Yes, The Bigfoot.

You wouldn't know it to look at me.

But I am a Bigfoot too.

I've got all the magical powers.

But fortunately none of the fur.

What powers?

Well like the name Bigfoot implies, I've got big feet.

They were annoying at first.

I went through a lot of shoes.

But bare foot, these babies can move.

Wow.

Hi.

Yes.

I am with Adam.

I've got really good hearing.

Yeah, he's so cute.

But he's very shy.

What? Sometimes embarrassingly so.

Also, Bigfoot's have the power to heal.

Witch comes in handy for all sorts of injuries.

We save ton on medical bills.

Billy bob, bob, do da day.

And there's one more thing.

I can talk to animals.

Morning, Adam.

Morning, Wilbur.

Don't use up all the hot water.

Un, ah, It's not my fault.

Look at me. I got a lot of surface area.

We live with a bunch of animals.

They were my dad's friends when he use to live in the forest and,

now they're just part of the family.

We're making pancakes. You hungry?

Hit me.

Here's your plate.

Go for it.

Thanks. Nice catch.

My pleasure.

Morning everyone.

Adam, you should clean up your bathroom.

There is hair everywhere.

Not my fault.

Have a pancake.

Oh, shoot.

Trapper.

What did I tell you about throwing food?

Come on, that was a great toss.

Don't blame me for your lousy catch.

Having said that my...

What did he say?

My mom can't talk to animals.

Witch means it's up to me to keep the peace.

Ah...

Trapper says he's so sorry and you look lovely this morning.

I didn't say that.

Don't misrepresent me.

Like I said, my family is the weirdest.

You know, for such a big fella.

You sure do drink a tiny cup of coffee.

Any more of this and I won't hibernate for a year.

Me, personally,

I need a bit more of a kick in the morning.

Oh, it's almost time. Where's the remote?

I'm on it.

We're taking great care of the environment.

Clean Oil, by X-Trakt.

GOOD MORNING WORLD.

You're watching 'Good Morning World'.

I am Becky Dabmore.

My next guest needs does no introduction.

But I gonna go ahead and introduce him anyway.

He comes out of the woodwork. Literally.

And here he is, the man everyone's talking about:

Bigfoot.

I love'n the new look.

Definitely an upgrade over the jean shorts.

Well thanks, Becky.

We didn't have access to a lot of fancy clothing shops

when I was hiding in the forest.

So, I gotta start with a question that is on everyone's mind.

Where have you been all these years?

Well, it's a complicated story.

I was a research scientist studying genetic sequencing

when one of my experiments went wrong.

My DNA mutated and turned me into Bigfoot.

I think we can all agree.

And you make those mutations look good.

Am I right, ladies?

Yes.

Now where were we?

Well I went in to hiding because I was being hunted by a pharmaceutical company.

They wanted to lock me away and study my genetic mutations.

But when the company was brought down

I could finally come back to live with my family.

That must have been quite a shock for them.

I owe all to my son, Adam.

He's the one who tracked me down and brought me home.

I hate this picture.

I can see why.

But don't feel bad.

Not everyone can be as photogenic as me.

Look at my face.

I literally don't have a bad side.

Shh. Stop talking.

Ha, it's amazing to finally be back home.

It would be more amazing if you were ever here.

Oh, come on. Be supportive.

Well, ah, even though your not climbing trees all day.

You... you are still in incredible shape.

Getting a little hand-zy there, Becky.

Oh, your muscles are so big.

You are in such incredible shape. Yuck.

What happen to being supportive, mom.

Don't use my words against me.

So your a big star now?

Ah I'm not so sure about that.

Oh, come on.

Everybody wants a peace of those big feet.

What's the next step? Clothing line?

Sneaker endorsement? Video game deal?

You know I should introduce you to my agent.

You know,

I just want'a find a way to

make the world a better place.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Bigfoot.

That was a lovely interview.

Bigfoot came off like such a gentleman.

I thought he looked puffy.

Did they blow dry his fur?

This is why I've been saying he needs a full-time road manager.

Ah, let me guess.

Your putting yourself up for the job?

Naturally.

I've got an eye for showbiz.

The glitz, the glamor.

Maybe he should get a road manager who doesn't have fleas.

Hey, my fleas have more integrity then half the people you meet in this business.

Alright, alright, times up. You've got school.

Yeah, great.

Adam, can your dad sign my poster?

Ah, can he come to my birthday?

Just him though. It's a tight guest list.

His dad is like super duper cool.

I wrote a letter. Can you give it to him, please?

Children, children, disperse from this hallway immediately.

You violating fire code.

Adam, you and I go way back.

We understand each other.

Yeah, you suspended me two months ago.

Oh, Adam

I'm sure that was just an administrative error.

But Your the administrator.

Be that as it may.

Could you do me a solid.

And get your dad to sign this picture?

Have him make it out to:

I... I just need a minute. Principal Jones.

Not now, I have to go. No, no, no, no, no.

My good friend, Principal Jones. Better yet:

My best friend, Principal Barenthal Jones.

Hey.

In nice big letters. So I can frame it.

Have him make it out to Steven.

Come on, Adam. Tell your father to sign...

Make it out to Lucy...

Adam...

That is so funny.

Emma?

See'ya.

Ow.

Great.

Adam? What are you doing in there?

Ah... Oh... I... Ah

just doing research for my paper

on trash recycling.

Really? I didn't realize dumpster diving was your thing.

Oh, yeah, I'm a big-time dumpster diver.

So, this is a pretty crazy time for you.

I just wanted my dad back.

But now he's busy it's like he never cam home.

It's weird how life has a way of going great for about a minute.

Then it always throws you a curve ball.

Yeah. Tell me about it.

I grew up assuming my parents would be together forever.

But that sure didn't happen.

Maybe the problem is expecting to much from other people.

I don't know.

I just thought thing would finely be normal.

But their not.

Suddenly he's famous and everybody wants something from him.

Look at the bright side.

People love your dad.

He makes them happy.

Sometimes I wish he was still a secret.

What is that?

Ah, we had to plus-size our ride when we added a grizzly bear to the family.

Seriously?

Your going to take your drivers test in that thing?

Ah, man.

I hadn't even think about that.

Good luck with the parallel parking.

Well that's a guaranteed fail.

Looks like I'm going to be taking the bus forever.

Taking the bus?

You're drive the bus. Ding.

This is your stop. See you later.

Hey, Emma, I was thinking

well, maybe we could go to the movies some time.

Like on a date or whatever.

I'm pathetic.

Forget third world prices.

I want forth world prices.

Don't do anything until I see that contract.

What? No he can't fax it over.

It's not 1983. Fax is dead.

Hey, how you do'n kid? Here you go, on the house.

Wait a second, scratch that. At manufacturers cost.

Oh, wait a minute. Wholesalers cost, okay.

What? No.

I told you it's to expensive. Find a cheaper factory. You want some of this?

Eat that, you identical-looking bad guy.

Boom, fireball.

Wait a minute. Bigfoot shoots fireballs?

The logic in this game strains credulity to say the least.

Hey, what's going on? Woo, woo, Where did that guy come from?

This Bigfoot video game stinks.

The raccoon is the weakest character.

He doesn't even have any special moves.

Armor: Zero. Magic: Zero, Strength: Zero.

It a shameful.

Hey Adam, how was your day?

Trust me. You don't want to know.

Well, so what's going on here?

Well, this stuff just showed up after the TV appearance.

Forget the world... Who's that guy?

He came with the junk. I want...

Well, I think you look handsome.

Not on this one yikes.

Listen, Bigfoot.

You gotta pull the trigger and sign these contracts now.

We got to strike while the iron's hot.

Because you're only hot until you're not. Right?

Sheesh. This guy is all about the Hard Sell.

Don't let him rush you.

Don't sign anything until they agree to a line of plush toys based on me.

Those would sell like hotcakes.

Well do multiple variants dish at the collectors.

We can do cute and cuddly, Pearson Penny.

Maybe one of me in, oh, Repole?

I... I... I don't want this.

What's the matter? The money's not good enough.

You drive a hard bargain, Bigfoot.

But I respect that. I'll tell you what.

We'll get you more We'll up your percentage.

I mean, I don't want to do this, period.

I... I don't want to license my likeness and all media

and methods of dissemination, blah blah blah.

What? Listen, I gotta go.

I... I'm dealing with a thing. I'll call you back.

I don't want to sell junk with my face on it.

I want to do something meaningful with my life.

Meaningful?

I can't take 10% of meaningful.

What about this letter from the nonprofit?

Do you have any idea why they call it a nonprofit.

Hey.

Because they don't make any profit.

Take your junk and get out.

I don't know these things happened.

I understand peppers are hot.

So just sleep on it.

I can't stand that guy.

The situation is really getting out of hand.

You didn't take the money? What's wrong with you?

We got three people and ten animals living in a two-bedroom house here.

You know your always welcome to sleep outside in the rain.

Who me? No way. I love it here.

Thanks guys.

Dear Dr Harrison.

We're writing to you from Rocky Valley, Alaska.

The government just authorized the X-Trakt oil company to remove

oil from our largest wildlife preserve.

This only happened because X-Trakt convince the government that they're

clean oil process has zero environmental impact.

We think X-Trakt is lying.

And they're putting this incredible ecosystem at risk.

With your Fame and influence

you could help expose what's really going on here.

And stop X-Trakt before it's too late.

Signed Pam and Sheamus.

X-Trakt These guys are everywhere.

Do you believe in destiny?

Oh boy. Here we go again.

This... this is what I was meant to do.

Use my voice to help people.

I think I should go.

To Alaska? Seriously?

I can make a difference there.

No way. You just got home.

You can't leave again.

What's the point of fame if I don't use it to make the world a better place?

Yeah, you know what, Dad? I hate to break it to you.

But one person can't make a difference all by themselves.

You're wrong there buddy. Let me prove it to you.

And what about me?

You know what? We need to talk this over.

For the record: I would have taken the money.

Adam, can we talk?

What is there to talk about?

You've just returned home after all these years and you already want to leave.

Have a fun vacation.

Come on, you know, it's not like that. I

I need to do something with my life.

And I need sleep.

I've got school in the morning.

I love you, buddy.

Holding on.

Something new's coming.

Flying high

But it all

knows the right way.

Hey. You all right back there?

Fine. Just never been on such a little plane before.

It's... ah... bumpy.

This?

This is nothing.

Why it's so cloudy.

I was really hoping to get some good shoots from up here.

A filmmaker, eh? Well, why didn't you say so.

I like some action movies. Here we go, come on.

What are you, a stunt pilot?

Moving on.

Something new is coming.

Flying high

But it all

I'm not a great flyer.

More of a land mammal.

Come on, man. Take it, your missing a shot.

Oh, hey, Look... look over here.

This is always a cool angle.

To the end of the line.

Boring shots.

And one more Boring shot.

For my own.

My own. My own.

You know. You sure you got all them shot you need?

I can whip you around again.

Show you the old loop-de-loop. Come on, here we go.

No thanks.

I'm pretty sure I got it.

Alright. Take it easy.

Wow.

I wanna get lost with you.

On a mountain top.

Get lost with you.

Oh, right there, Okay.

Bigfoot here. I just landed in Rocky Valley, Alaska.

I'm here to do what I can to help save this place.

But first things first.

I gotta find the people who invited me.

Look at this place.

The air is so fresh and... and clean.

And listen to how quite it is.

See you, man.

We'll have to cut that part out.

Back in the day, Rocky Valley use to be a mining town.

This old ghost town has been deserted for over a century.

It's good to see that nature is reclaiming the land.

BARBER.

They call it a ghost town.

But we all know there's no such thing as ghosts.

Well, that's creepy.

Hello? Is someone there?

Okay, there, like that.

You really got my heart racing there.

I thought you might be a ghost.

Hey. Get off my land.

What?

Buzz off.

What?

Hold on.

Wow, stop... see what that means?

It means: Get off my land.

We'll have to edit that out.

Hey ho, hey ho. X-Trakt Oil, has got to go.

Hey ho, hey ho. X-Trakt Oil, has got to go.

Hi there.

Wow, look who's here.

Dr Harrison, hi. I'm Pam, we talked on the phone.

Nice to meet you.

Call me Bigfoot. Everyone does.

I'm Sheamus.

Thank you so much for coming.

You've got a great cause worth fighting for.

I couldn't wait to get here.

That said I expected, well, more people.

So far, there's only the two of us.

But we're highly motivated.

Well, it's a start.

So where's the oil company?

Somewhere on the other side of that bridge.

Nobody can get close.

They've got guards on the ground and drones blocking the air space.

Nothing Shady going on there.

Well, I'm here to help amplify your message.

Hey, man, I'm Arlo.

Welcome to Rocky Valley.

Arlo was born and raised in Alaska.

So our cause is close to his heart.

Hey man, we're camped out over there.

Find yourself a sweet patch of earth.

And throw down your gear.

Thanks, I will.

But first, jump over there with the

with the rest of the group.

To anybody out there watching.

This is a call to action.

Write letters to your local representative.

Share this video.

Or, if you're up for an adventure.

Come join us here in Alaska.

And make your voice heard.

Until next time, remember this.

Whoever you are.

Wherever you are.

You can make a difference.

Not gonna make a difference with 14 views.

14 views?

I get more than that with a lens cap on.

I kind of feel sorry for him.

That rate he's not gonna be home for Christmas.

He needs our help.

Does he?

I thought one man can make a difference.

Come on be a good sport.

Okay. Okay.

Let's see if we can spice it up a little bit.

Let's add some music and snap the editing.

Drag it, drop it, throw it in the tin folder.

Oh. Give me one of them Star Wipes.

No star wipes.

What do you mean, No star Wipes?

We need this to look professional.

To anybody out there watching.

This is a call to action.

(To Action)

The government just authorized.

X-Trakt.

Oil Company

to remove oil from our largest wildlife preserve.

Share this video.

Or, if you're up for an adventure.

Come join us here in Alaska

(Alaska), (Alaska).

Oh yeah.

Until next time, remember that.

Whoever you are, wherever you are.

You can make a difference.

SUBSCRIBE.

Much better.

You're no Spielberg, but it'll do.

Hay, Emma.

Hey, how are you doing?

Great. Ah... I want to ask you something.

Oh, tell me?

Ah, well, my dad's internet game super weak, and he needs all the help he can get.

So I fine-tuned his video and I was wondering if you could get your soccer team to share it?

Yeah? Ah, I'll text him right now.

Thanks, you rock.

Yep.

Looking good, dad.

Hopefully this gets enough attention for you to come home.

Okay, enough with the video. This is my internet time.

Oh, that's the good stuff right there.

Yuck, I can't believe you look at that trash.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

CONGRATULATIONS THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!

Lightspeed

Who are all these people?

Your video went viral, man.

They're coming in from all over the place.

It gave your computer ah... ah... ah virus.

No, man, the video went viral. Like everybody's seen it.

Oh, that's good then?

Heck yes, it's good.

Yeah, way to go, Bigfoot.

Now put on some sandals, throw on a poncho.

And we'll get use of Kombucha, and goji berry granola.

I have no idea what that is, but I'm starving.

Lightspeed The abandoned mining town of Rocky Valley Alaska

has found its way into the spotlight. Lightspeed

As a small group of protesters take on the oil Lightspeed

giant, X-Trakt. Hey, mom, check it out.

Dad's message is getting through. Lightspeed

Rocky Valley is on the news.

Lightspeed The new face of the protesters, Bigfoot.

One accident could destroy... Lightspeed

Rocky Valley's fragile ecosystem.

And that's why we're up here. Lightspeed

To show people what's at stake.

And... and to push back against the oil company putting Lightspeed

all this at risk.

Why you? Why is Bigfoot the face of this protest?

I'm currently getting my 15 minutes of fame and I'm not gonna waste it.

If we can bring enough public pressure against X-Trakt.

They'll have to shut this operation down.

We've got Connor Mandrake.

The new CEO of the X-Trakt oil company.

Which has been run by his family for three generations.

Thanks Jim, it's great to be on the show.

Let me ask you a question.

How did you To work today?

I drove.

Exactly, the world still needs oil.

Back In My Father's Day extracting oil made a heck of a mess.

That's what drove us to invent X-Trakt's new clean oil technology.

We're really more of a tech company these days.

Our operation at Rocky Valley has zero environmental footprint.

I want to assure all the protesters out there that.

X-Trakt oil has evolved with the times.

Nobody cares more about the environment than me.

Oh, thanks for taking the time

to inform our viewers about extracts vision for clean oil.

We'll be right back after these messages.

Clean oil?

You've got to be kidding me.

That was like a commercial for the oil company.

Taking add money from the people you're interviewing?

So much for journalistic integrity.

Hey, look at the ad.

X-Trakt puts nature first. Just look around.

We're taking great care of the environment.

Clean oil by X-Trakt.

For a cleaner tomorrow.

I love that little jingle.

Makes me want to buy some oil.

Ah, are you kidding me?

X-Trakt got us down

but we pushed back, 'cause Bigfoot came to town.

Bigfoot come to town.

Bigfoot has come to town.

Hey, ah, what's going on, bro?

X-Trakt says, their clean oil

has zero environmental footprint.

If they say it enough. People are going to start believing it.

Fake news, man. It's a new era.

Our word against theirs.

Why do they need armed guards,

drones and electric fences,

if they've got nothing to hide?

Dude, they say they want to keep their clean oil extraction process secret.

Well, at least until its patented.

We Have to find out what's on the other side of that bridge.

If their process is really as clean as they claim.

They should show it to the world.

But if it's not and they're lying.

We can shut X-Trakt down for good.

Whoa, that's deep, man.

When Bigfoot came to town, yeah baby.

Bigfoot came to town.

I'm telling you. Bigfoot came to town

'Cause Bigfoot came to town.

Bigfoot came to town.

It's too far away.

Let's go, running round

While we can,

anywhere we want to go.

Take your time.

We must plan

for the all the sky to fall down.

On the other side of town.

On the other side of town.

On the other side of town.

Lets go, running round

While we can,

anywhere we want to go.

Take your time.

We must plan

for the sky to fall down.

On the other side of town.

I knew they were lying. Look at that.

You'll not get rid of me that easy.

OK, I'm up, I'm up.

Let's see how many views you got last night.

Oh Dad. What did you do?

ALL VIDEOS DELETED.

That you have reached

Dr. James Harrison, also known as Bigfoot.

Please leave a message.

Hey, dad, it's me.

Somehow you managed to delete all your videos

and your password doesn't work anymore.

Call me when you get this and I'll talk you through how to fix it.

Okay. Bye.

The verdict is in.

Dad has no idea how to work his computer.

I mean if you look like a caveman.

You got to make sure your computer's... Alaska today as...

Bigfoot leader of a small group of oil drilling protesters

has gone missing.

What?

Well I saw him leave his tent last night.

I assumed it was just you know,

like a bathroom trip to the woods, you know.

So I didn't offer to go with him or anything.

Because that would be strange, you know what I mean, weird.

But anyway, the X-Trakt guys.

Said their security cameras showed him crossing the bridge.

They went to look for him.

Well, you know, but this is all that was left.

Apparently, it was a pretty gruesome scene.

Looks like Bigfoot was attacked by wolves.

Attacked by wolves?

Well, that makes no sense.

Dad can talk to animals.

There's no way they'd attack him.

Adam's right. This makes no sense.

That's just impossible.

Ah, something weird is going on.

Maybe the Call of the Wild was too strong and

oh, we're losing him again.

No, not a chance.

Adam, He was really happy to be back home.

Well, we need to catch the next flight to Alaska.

Forget flying.

If we're going out to the woods in the middle of nowhere.

We should bring Wilbur as backup.

So I say we take the camper.

Hey, come on, I'm right here and you'll know I want to go.

Fine, Wilbur and Trapper.

Whoa, whoa, Whoa, hold on.

You want us to drive a thousand miles in that musty old camper.

With a grizzly bear and a raccoon?

I know.

I'm not saying it's going to smell great, but.

We'll do it for dad.

All right, we're packed.

Let's Get out of Town.

Bye girls. Take care of your mother. Get out...

Do not do anythings stupid, honey. ...of this place.

Okay. But I can't make any promises.

Hey Steve, now sure to tape my shows. There's something to be found.

I'll even wait to watch them with you, buddy.

Somewhere out in space.

I ain't wait'n. I watch'n.

What?

I got to know if Brandine wakes up from her coma.

And sees her long lost twin sister.

I've just got to know.

I'll be gone for a few days.

Can you grab my homework for me?

Thanks. Okay, gotta go.

No, you hang up first.

No, you hang up.

Let me help you with that.

Hey!

Ooh, la, la. Was that your girlfriend?

Shut up Trapper. Or I'm strapping you to the roof.

I apologize.

My mouth got ahead of me.

I get excitable when I travel.

Hey guys, buckle up.

My seat belt won't fit.

That seat belt aren't for Animals.

Don't play by Human Rules.

Hey, watch out!

I guest they got those seat belts rules for a reason.

Better play it safe. Your mom is a Reckless Road Warrior.

What did he say?

He says he likes your musical tastes.

Yeah, really? That's what he said, huh?

Don't sit down. Turn around

Then let's get out of this town

Where the people have scars

Just from living

And let's drive 'em down the hole

On a solemn country road

While the city lights fade fast in the night.

Searching high, searching low

We don't know yet where to go

But our faces are pointing to the target.

No matter what we left behind

We'll keep moving 'til we find

Another place, without a name, and not a sound

Let's get lost in the open

Just to find our lost

Peace of mind

Let's go out find a haven

In the wild to claim

Our peace of mind

Out in the open

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

MAPLE SYRUP MUSEUM Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Let's get lost in the open

Just to find (find) our (our) lost

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Peace of mind

Out in the open

Who are you texting, sweetie?

Nobody.

Is it Emma?

Maybe.

She's such a nice girl and very pretty.

Have you told her you have feelings for her?

Mom, please.

You know, your father was the same way at first.

Too shy to tell me how he felt.

Uh, Mom, I'm going to jump out the window if you don't stop talking.

You know, I'll never forget our just kiss. It was...

La, la, la, la. I can't hear you.

Sheesh, he cuts her off just when the story was starting to get good.

I hope dad is okay.

You know he spent over ten years on his own in the wilderness.

I'm sure he's just fine.

My two cents. He's probably missing his old lifestyle.

You may never see him again.

I want me to get rid of him?

Let's get lost in the open

Just to find our lost

Peace of mind

Let's go out find a haven

In the wild (wild) to (to) claim

Our peace of mind

Out in the open

ROCKY VALLEY MINE.

Here we are.

Home of the Rocky Valley Mine.

Yikes, somebody call the public works committee.

I've never been to a real ghost town.

I'm scared.

There's no actual ghosts. They just call it a ghost town.

No, I'm scared I won't be able to get a good thin crust pizza out here.

We're stuck.

Can you back out?

No, we're just spinning.

Hey, if we die out here

we could be the ghosts in this ghost town.

Trapper.

What?

Oh, give me a break.

We're a thousand miles from the nearest tow truck.

I wish dad were here.

Well, thanks for the ringing endorsement.

Glad I could help.

Sorry, that's not what I meant.

Sorry. You scared us.

Me?

I don't think I've ever scared anyone before.

I guess we're all just a little jumpy.

Lady.

You gotta warn somebody when you got a grizzly in the back of your camper van.

Oh, well, that's just Wilbur, he's harmless.

Hey, you're one of the protesters.

We saw you on TV.

Hey, the name's Arlo. Arlo Woodstock.

Hi, Arlo.

I'm looking for my husband, James Harrison.

He's 6 foot 1, brown eyes, great smile...

Ah, he's also Bigfoot, mom.

In the future, you should probably lead with that.

Yes, he's Bigfoot.

I'm still not used to calling him that.

So where are the other protesters?

After what happened to Bigfoot?

They got scared and bugged out.

There's no way they're telling the truth about what happened to him.

He's a tough guy.

He can handle himself in the wild.

Not sure what good it'll do you.

But I can take you to the last place I saw him.

All right, I'm going with Arlo.

Adam, stay here with Wilbur.

No way.

I didn't come all the way to Alaska, just to wait in the car.

Let me check it out and make sure it's safe.

And then I'll come back and get you.

Listen to your mom, kid.

You'll be safer here with the bear.

I think.

Mum.

Adam, this is not up for debate.

Lock the door and don't open it for anybody but me.

Okay.

You let anything happen to him.

You're a rug.

A rug? Okay. Yes ma'am.

Paper, scissors, stone.

I win.

No, I win.

Stone over scissor.

What scissor?

This is a clean sheet of paper.

Ah, you cheater.

OKAY, okay, okay, okay, okay.

How about a game of poker?

Okay.

Sorry, Wilbur, four twos. I win.

Ah, are you sure?

Of course, I'm sure.

A two is better than one.

Ah, you cheater.

So I was a millionaire on paper.

But then the market tanked before I could unload my shares.

Can you believe that?

They've been gone for too long.

I'm gonna go check it out.

Huh ah.

Can't let you go.

I promised your mom.

After all we've been through, you side with her over me.

Absolutely. I'm terrified of your mom.

She might turn me into a rug.

Me too. She's got that crazy look in her eyes.

Total psycho.

Shh. I hear something.

Guys, get down.

Ah, who is it?

Friend of your mom's. Open up.

Friend of my mom?

She doesn't know anybody up here.

Sure she does. She told me to come get you.

Hurry up. We gotta go.

We ain't got time for this.

Ow, ow, my...

Show's over kid. You're coming with us.

Adam.

Get 'em.

Run, get out of here.

Oh, no.

Come, come, go. Cut him off.

What the?

Alright, over here.

Your gonna get it.

He's running away.

Come on,

Let's go.

Whoa, he jumped.

There's no way he survived that.

We're done here.

That figures.

No signal.

Get off me.

Humans don't belong here.

Go home.

I'm only here to find my dad.

You... you can understand me?

Yes, I can talk to animals.

I'm not here to hurt you, trust me.

No human is to be trusted.

You destroy our land and poison the ground we walk on.

All you care about is the black smelly water.

That's not true.

My dad came here

to stop the oil company, but then he disappeared.

Maybe you're going to disappear too.

Not all humans are bad.

If you help me find my dad.

I promise we'll do everything we can to protect your Valley.

How? Why should I believe you?

Either I'm telling the truth and we can help each other.

Or I'm lying and you can eat me.

Not much meat on those bones.

Well,

what I've got to offer.

Plus, I don't plan on getting eaten.

I'm telling the truth.

I don't know where your father is.

But I can show you where to start looking.

Ouch.

Come on, you big galoot, get up.

You can't handle one lousy Dart?

Oh, that'd do it.

All right, we're stranded out here. And we're all on our own.

We got to take stock of our supplies.

OK, big guy.

I know you like to eat.

But we're going to need to ration our food.

Of course, we don't want to get so weak that we can't defend ourselves.

And you are out cold.

So I've gotta keep my strength up.

I'm doing this to protect you.

I take no pleasure in eating this double fudge caramel wafer.

Oh my, that's good. Hmm, hmm.

That also brings me no joy to

eat this entire bag of marshmallows.

Hmm, good, good.

Keep up, not much further now.

You said that two hours ago.

I'm dying for something to eat?

And I'd like to eat something that's dying.

Good one. Played on words.

Hey, where are you going?

Uh-oh, wolf, run.

Wolf, stop. What are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

Don't know this maniac?

Wait, are you in cahoots?

It's not like that.

Oh sure. I get how this works.

You lured me out. He eats me.

You keep going. I'll stop him.

Don't put me down. How are you nuts?

Stop.

I said: Stop.

Ow.

What is wrong with you?

It's Instinct. I couldn't help myself.

You know, if you were a vegetarian

it would be a lot easier for you to make friends.

Does the phrase, Lone Wolf, ring a bell.

I'm not here to make friends.

Now come on.

It's just over that ridge.

Okay.

Let's go.

So much for clean oil leaving no environmental impact.

Get down.

Robot bird.

I'll bet you anything, my dad's down there.

Let's go.

Come on.

This is far as I go.

What?

I will not walk on poisoned land.

You're just gonna leave me?

I kept my promise by bringing you here.

Now, you keep yours and save our Valley.

As soon as we finish up here in Alaska.

We'd be delighted to bring our clean oil process to your little town.

Yes, yes, That sounds perfect.

Man, I hate Drilling in Alaska.

Way too cold up here.

I hear yeah. I wish we were still Drilling in Texas.

Ah, I hate Texas too. Way too hot.

You're just no man to please, Roy.

X-Trakt puts nature first.

Just look around.

We're taking great care of the environment.

Clean oil by X-Trakt.

For a cleaner tomorrow.

Perfect.

We'll talk to you soon.

Bye now.

Can you believe that.

Clean oil extraction.

Everybody so gullible.

Ain't that right, grandpa?

We Mandrake's can sell snow to an Eskimo.

All you gotta do is look the part.

First, you got your sparkling ring.

And your 10-gallon Stetson.

Oh, and let's not forget the Big old belt buckle.

That's it.

Pew, pew.

Ah, looking good.

Yes.

What? Okay, give me a minute, I'm on my way.

Dang it. What's the holdup?

Mr. Mandrake.

Drilling through the frozen ground is taking longer than we anticipated.

You egg heads didn't think Alaska would be cold.

We have our IPO coming up at the end of the month.

And I need results now.

But Sir, there's also been some concern raised

about the BD-416 impact charge.

BD-416, that's a terrible name.

Doesn't have a ring to it.

From now on we're gonna call that bomb,

The Big Daddy.

Yes sir.

So the bad news is.

The shock wave from the B...

Big Daddy,

that will fracture the bedrock.

And will force a huge amount of oil to the surface.

The level will be much higher than anticipated.

Flooding the entire valley.

Cool. Maximum impact for maximum oil.

That's not bad news.

But what about the larger environmental impact?

With Bigfoot and his hippies followers gone, who's watching?

But of course, with heavy hearts, we'll issue the standard apology.

Piss, hey, kid. Down here.

Arlo?

Adam, dude don't go that way.

There's guards waiting for you at the top.

There's another way out.

Follow me, hurry.

What are you doing here?

Yeah, ah, your mom. Yeah, she sent me to get you.

She's worried sick dude.

Is she okay?

She's fine man.

Oh, here, hold this for a second will yeah.

And let's just make this nice, and tight, and comfortable for you.

What are you doing?

You hippies are so trusting. It's pathetic.

It's why we always bring you down from the inside, Punk.

I thought you were one of us.

Oh, sorry to burst your bubble kid, dude. Yeah, whatever.

I'm a hired gun.

I go where the money is.

And there's always money and big oil.

Arlo here, tell the boss I'm coming in with the intruder.

Don't even try it, kid.

What happened?

Oh, those X-Trakt goons gunshot us with darts.

Stuffed us in the trailer and rolled us into a ditch.

And you know, what's worse?

They took all our food, every single last piece.

And then they came back and left us with the trash.

That's terrible.

Where's Adam?

He used those big feet of his and out ran them.

We gotta go after him.

How are we gonna to do that?

We're stuck in a ditch.

It's okay, I'll push.

You think you could drive this thing?

What kind of question is that?

I'm a raccoon.

Of course I can drive this thing.

Hey, thanks for the help.

Get off my land. Get out of here.

Crossfire. Crossfire.

Wait. Get off my land.

Wait.

Hold on.

Bailed out by a moose.

That won't look good on your resume.

Come on, lazybones. Quit sit'n around.

We gotta find Adam.

Move over, NASCAR. There's a new champ in town.

Crossfire. Crossfire.

Crossfire. Crossfire.

Out of the way, knuckle heads.

I only got one rock.

And it lives on a gas pedal.

You doing great, pal.

You're a natural.

We have a perimeter breach on the bridge. Whoa.

I repeat: A perimeter breach on the bridge.

Their in a camper van.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you say camper van?

WRONG WAY GO BACK

Feel'n alive. Hey, Wilbur, can you read English.

Why?

There's a bunch of signs flying by. Feel'n alive.

Probably just advertising?

Too bad suckers.

I can't read.

You ain't getting my money.

In case this is it. Crossfire. Crossfire.

I gotta tell you something.

I love you too, Trapper.

Not that.

You know how I told you the X-Trakt guys took all our food?

Yeah. Well, I...

Crossfire. Crossfire.

You okay?

Ah, what were you saying about those X-Trakt guys,

taking our food?

Ah, I was gonna say that it's just so unfair.

How could they do that? That's all.

You know you're trespassing.

I could have you arrested.

That's a great idea.

Let's call the cops right now.

Up here, we prefer to handle security ourselves.

Is it really worth destroying this place just to get oil?

Absolutely.

You think I give a hoot about this high-tech clean energy.

Not a chance.

I'm an oilman.

My daddy was an oilman.

My daddy's daddy was an oil man.

Oil's not going way on my watch.

In fact, with this new extraction method.

Oils about to get a lot more profitable.

What did you do with my parents?

Tell you what I'll make you a deal.

If you promise you won't tell anyone what you've seen up here?

I'll take you to them.

Whatever it takes.

I just want my family back.

Wise Choice.

After all family is the most important thing.

Well then, allow me to reunite you.

They're somewhere down somewhere.

Piece of junk.

This is Adam Harrison.

I'm stuck underground with no signal.

This phone has enough evidence on it to bring down X-Trakt for good.

Whoever finds this.

Put these videos online and expose these people for who they really are.

Mom and Dad, if you see this.

There's some stuff I want to say.

Dad, I'm sorry for getting mad at you for coming to Alaska.

You were right.

This place is worth saving.

And mom, I love you.

And I want you to know how much I appreciate everything thing.

Well, except your meatloaf.

And finally.

Emma, it turns out, life is short.

I wish I hadn't been too scared to tell you how I felt.

To be honest.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

Mom, look, it's me.

Oh Adam.

Oh, I've been so worried about you.

Are you okay?

Easy, Mom.

It hurts.

Let me get those off you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa careful with that thing.

Stay still.

Thanks.

Have you seen dad?

He's gotta be down here too.

These tunnels go on forever.

I don't know how we're going to find him.

Dad's got great hearing.

If we make enough noise. He'll be able to hear us.

Dad.

Jim.

Dad.

Jim.

(Jim.)

Ow!

(Ow!)

Ow!

(Ow!)

Dad?

It's him. I can hear him.

Are you sure?

Yeah, lets go.

Coming from this way.

It's broken for sure.

Come on, come on.

He's here. Hey, dad.

Hey, buddy.

So happy to see you.

I was so worried.

I thought I'd never See you again.

I knew I could count on you.

I was naive to think I could do this on my own.

Forget that. Now let's finish this thing together.

We've got to get out of here.

X-Trakt is gonna blow this place to smithereens.

And I'd rather not be down here when it happens.

I can't go anywhere.

My foot is broken.

Okay, I'm on it.

Thank you.

Hey, we're a family and we stick together.

Now let's get out of here. Come on.

Sir, we've just hit target depth.

Finally. Now prepare the Big Daddy.

Prepare the BD-416.

Ouch.

I mean, prepare the Big Daddy.

Ho... Hold on, guys. Do you hear that?

Yeah.

Ah, no.

It's coming from this direction.

That's the bomb they were talking about.

If that thing blows.

This entire mine will collapse.

We gotta disarm it.

Those things don't look very friendly.

I don't think they noticed us.

Shh.

Sir? There's something you have to see.

Look.

They are not gonna compromise our operations.

Make sure they don't get out alive.

Ah, sir, just to clarify the error here and,

and and please do not take offense.

Ah, Are you asking me to kill them?

Because that's not really in my job description.

Not in that job description? What de...

Arlo. Get over here.

Oh. I thought you'd would never ask.

Move over, pal. Hey.

Time to see what these drone babies can do.

Ah, oh.

Run.

Okay, I was wrong.

They definitely noticed us.

What gave it away, mom?

Don't sass your mother.

Over here.

Come on. It's too old.

Dad, the drone is cutting the cable.

Oh, no.

That worked well.

I hate roller coasters.

Let's take a ride.

This isn't feeling entirely safe.

As long as these tunnels have been caved in.

This thing is gotta lead somewhere.

Ah, oh.

It's follow us. Pump as fast as you can.

Can we slow down?

This isn't feeling entirely safe.

Mom, we're trapped in an abandoned mine

and psychopath with crazy drones are trying to kill us.

All right, let's see how they deal with this trick.

Dang, drone down. I lost one of my babies.

Technically they're my babies.

I'm the one who pays for them.

Adam.

Mom.

Mom!

Got yeah.

Oh, no.

Adam, Shelly, over here.

Jim.

Watch out.

Never let you have your way. Jim!

Adam. We're not like you

Alright. Gonna live out the way

Like we want to

Population drone

I don't think your cool There's more. Oh no.

Automation drone

Can we break the rule.

Okay.

We're safe.

They just took out our last drone.

Well, there's no escaping the Big Daddy.

We're not scheduled to detonate for another 24 hours.

We have to clear all our equipment and... Change of plans.

Y'all got 10 minutes.

Ah, this is insane.

Anything left in this valley is gonna be drowned in a beautiful ocean of oil.

Take your teams and evacuate now.

10 minutes until detonation.

All personal evacuate now.

Ten minutes until detonation.

The explosions must have set the oil on fire.

Ah, guys.

We're gonna have to jump it.

We don't have enough speed.

Hang on.

Don't breath in.

That smoke is toxic.

Daylight. We're going to make it.

Finally. Fresh air.

Oh, I'm back online.

Now, let's see what the world thinks of X-Trakt's plan.

Come on.

Dial-up internet was faster then this.

Oh no.

Adam, now it not the time to be posting selfies.

Mom, kinda in the middle of something here.

Slow down.

I'm trying.

You're not pulling hard enough.

Good job, honey.

Look, a river.

Gonna have to jump.

Well, I don't know if I can do this.

Getty up.

Don't you dare let go.

Dad.

Adam.

Where is your mother?

Help.

Shelly!

Help!

Waterfall.

Oh no.

Mom. Dad.

Are you okay?

Yes, we're fine.

Evacuate. Evacuate.

Time to detonation.

1 minute, 30 seconds.

Adam, get out of the valley as fast as you can. Get to higher ground.

But what about you?

Everything is going to be okay.

Go now.

Time to detonation: 1 minute, 15 seconds.

60 seconds to detonation.

We're running out of time.

We need to move.

I hope Adam made it to safety.

I'm sure he's fine. Let's go.

30 seconds to detonation.

Adam.

Oh no.

Okay. How do I get down there?

15 seconds to detonation.

I hope this works.

Woooooah.

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3.

Come on.

2

1.

What's going on?

Disarmed.

Disarmed. Disarmed.

He did it.

Disarmed.

Whoa. Man.

No, that's not impossible.

What are you waiting for?

Start it up again.

It's not that simple, sir.

If it's been switched off at the source.

Only thing that could detonate it.

Would be another detonation.

Can't we use a small fracking bomb for this?

Yes, is suppose in theory that would have enough explosive charge

to trigger the BD-416.

Ah, I mean the Big Daddy.

Arlo, can you handle this device?

Sure thing.

I used one to blow up my old foster home when I was a kid.

It works.

Great. Let's go then.

Ouch.

I need a break.

Oh, what now?

They got another bomb.

Oh no.

Alright, listen up, when we toss this bomb.

We got to get back up the cliff before the valley floods with oil.

How long do we have?

You ever have to run to the bathroom in a hurry?

Yeah, that fast.

And the hero rode in on his mighty steed.

Look.

We gotta stop them.

Step on it.

It's already stepped on.

But maybe this will help.

We're come'n, Adam.

What kind of circus is this?

Oh, never mind.

This bear, he's harmless.

Oh no.

Hey, back off.

Lean back, I'll deal with him.

Wilbur, watch out.

Oh, ouch.

Trapper.

Oh, not again.

Hang on, Wilbur.

Give it to 'em, Wilbur.

Don't worry about me.

I'm a goner anyway.

No.

Well, well, well. Look who's here.

Mr. Big 'fool' himself.

Long time, no see.

Now, give it to me.

Never.

Would you rather blow us all up?

This ends now.

You see, that's why you hippies will never win.

There's no room for dreamers out here, Bigfoot.

You type...

Get off my land.

Get out of here.

Hey, the light still flash'n.

Shouldn't you turn that off?

Shoot, I can't stop it.

Plan B.

It was close call, but you did good, son.

Huh, too close for comfort, that's for sure.

Don't you ever do something like that again.

You are safe. I'm proud of you.

Huh, guys, what happen?

You totally wrecked the camper.

Uh ah, It's not my fault.

Trapper?

Where's Trapper?

I'm here...

This is Channel 6 News.

We'd like to ask you some questions.

It worked. They saw my videos.

Hey, Mandrake.

Smile, your on camera.

What are they doing up there? This is restricted airspace.

Their here to show the world what you did.

So, you know.

I uploaded the video of you talking about your plan to destroy Rocky Valley.

We'll say it's fake news. Deny the whole thing.

Well, you know what they say. The truth will set you free.

Not in your case.

You're going to jail.

Hey look, the cops.

Ah oh.

Catch me if you can.

What?

Get off my land.

Buzz off.

Okay? You understand what that means?

It means:

Get off of my land.

Go for it, dinnertime.

I don't like human flesh.

But a fresh snow rabbit.

Oh, here we go again.

I'm Becky Dabmore and you're watching 'Good Morning World'.

I'm here on location in Alaska where Bigfoot and his family

have saved Rocky Valley from environmental disaster.

So, Dr Harrison, it looks like you did find a way to make the world a better place.

Thanks, Becky, but I didn't save this place.

It was my son, Adam.

And what about you, Adam?

What do you have to say?

You know what? My dad was right.

One person really can make a difference.

The government is now taking action to protect this land.

Nobody will ever be able to drill here again.

Mom, you must be so proud.

I am.

I'm proud of the whole family.

I'm okay.

So, I grab the Oil Company CEO

and I look him right in his beady little eyes and I say.

It's time to end this crude behavior.

Get it?

'Cause sometimes unrefined oil is called crude.

I gotta tell yeah. I just don't think it's funny.

The point is, I saved the day.

And I'm also the hero of this story.

Fine, Wilbur helped too.

And Adam I guest.

But it was mostly me.

Oh, whoops.

Sorry, bad toss.

Normally I'd be upset.

But I gotta admit, you make a great flapjack.

Keep 'em come'n.

Oh, I'm gonna be late.

See you all tonight.

Have fun.

Say hi to Emma for me.

Ooo, la, la.

Mom, don't encourage them.

Don't encourage who?

Oh, hi, Emma.

Perfect timing.

What are you watching?

You know when you uploaded your videos.

You uploaded all your videos.

Ah, oh.

Emma.

It turns out. Life is short.

I wish I hadn't been too scared to tell you how I felt.

Hey.

Emma, will you go out with me?

Never mind them.

Let's get out of here.

Our boy is all grown up.

Can I get another pancake over here?

When you've been around a bit.

But you never really get to know the half of it.

Maybe you could take stem.

It's something that you wanted.

But it's that appended.

Okay, you're not all of that.

And it probably wasn't written in the stars above.

Here it's something I did.

Then I go and do it my way (my way).

Never think about what they say (they say).

???

???

Your going to do it your way (your way)

What ever was a bomb bay (bomb bay)

And what ever will be

is all you wanted to be.

I said it's gonna be yours.

Tell me that it's all you want.

And now we'll leave you in a minute.

Oh, yeah, I'll be gone.

Tell me that it's all you need.

And there's nothing else you wanted.

I will let you be.

Choppy, that is what you see.

And now I will tell you how it never really was for me.

Until something I did.

And I'm going to do it my way (my way)

Never think about what they say (they say).

???

???

You go and to do it your way (your way)

What ever was a bomb bay.

And what ever will be is all you wanted to be.

I said it's gonna be yours.

Yours

Said it's gonna be yours.

I said it's gonna be yours.

Said it's gonna be yours.

I said it's gonna be yours.

I said it's gonna be yours.

Said it's gonna be yours.

Said it's gonna be yours.

Said it's gonna be yours,

???

Yours.

Said it's gonna be yours.

Don't sit down. Turn around

Then let's get out of this town

Where the people have scars

Just from living

And let's drive 'em down the hole

On a solemn country road

While the city lights fade fast in the night

Searching high, searching low

We don't know yet where to go

But our faces are pointing to the target

No matter what we left behind

We'll keep moving 'til we find

Another place without a name and not a sound

Let's get lost in the open

Just to find our lost

Peace of mind

Let's go out find a haven

In the wild to claim

Our peace of mind

Out in the open

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh