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Imperial Guard Chik Lian Jia... greets your highness

...and awaits your orders

The Hong School is the Ching's regime's greatest enemy

You must exterminate them and spare no one

Yes

There's an assassin!

Hong School

Little master, try this one

You're gonna die this time!

It's not me, that fat fellow hit you

Little master...

What are you yelling for?

I met a skilled martial artist...

whom I mistook for you

I hit him with a stick and look...

This stick is so big, did you want to kill me?

What's the big deal, those who...

can take three strikes from me...

and survive aren't many

No, little master

If he could be convinced to be our teacher

...we'll be the best

Let's go and ask him

Bring me to him

Let's go and convince him

I'll go and beat him up

Si Guan, Southern school is the originator of Hong

The Gold Medal should be kept by us

No, Si Guan

Our Northern school has more students

...we should keep it instead

Who should I hand it over to?

Me, me...

Listen, Chik has stormed our headquarter...

and you're still struggling over the gold medal

Chik is a mere piece of shit

Right, if he dares show up

...I'll slaughter him

Then what happens?

The medal should be the southern school's

The northern school's

Hey, stop fighting

Stop fighting

Stop fighting

We're on the same side

It's just the same who keeps it

Stop fighting

Traitor, come and face your death

There's some noise

Little master, they're playing ambushing game

Careful

It's me

That was deadly

Are you alright?

Guard the gold medal

The gold medal

It's real gold

Let's go quickly

You don't give it back!

Let's go. Do you want to die?

Si Guan, guard the gold medal safely

Go quickly

Stop

You can't lock me

Really?

You're for real?

I'll kill you and be rid of my problems

Mom, don't be angry

I went to practise kung fu with Chian until dawn,

and was afraid you might be worried so I came back

Stop talking back, give it to me

What?

You still pretend?

Give me the golden badge

What golden badge?

Brother Fang

Stop fooling around, give it back to me

You dare tell my mom!

I will not give it to you now

Since when have you become so naughty!

Hand it out

What?

The golden badge

Ah Chian keeps it

Little master

You've come in good time

What are you doing?

What?

What is this?

Don't say I have the badge, understand?

What golden badge?

Stop fooling around

Chian, hand it out

I don't have it

It's with little master

Little master, didn't you say you want to

...give it to Xiao Tsui?

Mr. Hong

Thank you

Brother Fang, don't blame me

This badge is the property of our Hong School

Forget it

Thank you, let's go

I don't want to see you anymore

I've spoken to Mr. Hong...

and asked him to take you to Shaolin Temple

Mom, tell me it isn't true

I don't wanna be amongst those bald-headed monks

It's boring!

Don't you know you got yourself into trouble?

What trouble?

You crossed the top killer of the Qing court;

With you here, our family will be dragged into this

Those who wish to enter our temple

...must be pure in mind and spirit

Hu Huei Chian, have you paid respects to Buddha?

Not yet, sir

This is sheer disrespect

If you could kneel and bow to Buddha

...you'll be considered having passed the test

Yes, sir

I succeeded, you must keep your promise

Is there anyone there?

Is there anyone there?

You have to light up the 7-stars lamp to pass this

That's easy

That's easy on you

I have today tested 33 candidates

...including you

How many have failed?

33 candidates

You're joking

From now on my feet will not touch the ground

Light them if you can

I have time on my hands and I sing

Poor kid, you rush everywhere but doing nothing!

It's out

Again

You've lost

Didn't I say one feet on the ground counts as losing?

Round and round we go

Burning your head

Burning your feet

Burning your dick

Not that easy

You've lost

When have I lost... Look!

Let me play with you again

Round and round we go

Come, let's play again

Round and round we go

Your light will soon burn out

You cheat

Row, row, row your boat

My wife asks me which way

...is the best

I say using your hands to walk is the worse

Riding a monk and light the lamp' is the best

Right, brother

Stop, I can't take it anymore

I'll let you pass

Amitabha

Shaolin is a place of worship

If you can put on the incense sticks; you pass the test

I understand

Forgive me

Thank you

Amitabha

Today is Southern section students' orientation day

Students of the northern section should welcome them

Amitabha

The secular students should pay respects

...to students taking the holy order

Brothers

This is master Guy Hong of the northern section

and I am the chief of the southern section

And also your teacher

My alias is 'Jin' meaning power and anger

You must all obey the creed, understand?

Yes, teacher

Any problems?

No...

Okay, strip

Strip?

Master, I am a repeater, I needn't do this, right?

You too

Brother, let me take care of it, please

Before Bodhidharma, master Huei Neng composed...

a sutra that year

The last two lines are:

Now there's nothing at all; How could there be dust?

Do you know what it means?

I know. It means your mind should be pure

You monkeys, talk nonsense

You must think something evil

Right?

Yes...

I want you to face each other naked

...so you hide nothing from each other

You'll have to help each other from now on

Yes

You are being sneaky

You must have impure thoughts

Form your stance

Yes

Both hands

Good, don't you feel...

your heart is emptied of desires

Yes

Good, dismissed

Thank you

Go over there

See if my pants are torn

You...

You're dumb beyond remedy

What are you doing?

This seat is not for you

What are you doing?

What?

You fool me and now you lose your temper?

Someone's bullying me

Not yielding

That's correct, I am very mad

This fellow does not yield either

We can't do anything, we're new

You have little experience, little brother

You haven't seen the worse kind of people

Sorry, it's all gone

You have to be patient, we're new

If people respect me

...I'll reciprocate

Little master, you are good

You dare cross "Rampant" Chen!

Who is "Rampant" Chen? Where is he?

Don't think you can cross me

I am the boss around here

What? I thought you're standing here...

to compare the height with me

Useless!

Hit him

What are you doing?

Damn you, the first day here

...and you mess up the canteen

I told you to be patient

Now we're all punished!

Kid, you have guts!

I know, you have seen the world

...and been to places

Right

There is one place you dare not go to

Where is that?

Be brave, follow me

Chian...

Didn't you want me to go in front?

You...

This time you've had it

Little master

Little master

Little master

Little master

Little master

Little master

It's me

There's something over there

Don't hurt me...

It's not my fault

Who dares to enter this sacrosanct place?

Forgive me...

Get out

Yes

Get out

Let's go quickly

Stop

Didn't you know this is off-limits?

We know now

So why do you still go in?

We were asked to

Are you that dumb?

You're in no position to chastise us

You dare answer back!

Stop

You dare strike at your senior, huh?

I fear no one, including monks

I'll fight with you one on one any time

Okay... since you volunteer, come with me

Go

Coming...

Quickly

Sit properly

Quiet...

I have looked through the whole place

All the monks are at nightly orisons

The coast is clear

Place your bets

Be quiet

Did you want to wake up the whole place?

Place your bets

You!

I bet on the northern section to win

You little bastard, damn you

What's so funny?

I'll bet on whichever section I like

Nonsense

How can you bet on outsiders

Your brother will be angry with you

I'll bet on any section I like, no concern of yours

The competition starts

Go quickly...

Heroes, please

Please

Fight...

Are you alright?

Yes

Are you alright?

Yes

It's easy hitting him

All it takes is a few moves

It's simple

I'll get your clothes for you

Go...

From now on I needn't wear your old clothes

...or old shoes

But don't feel sad

Next time you might win

But this time I've won it all

Not like this, without kung fu

One, two

Yours, and yours

Come, who wins

Come... take one

What's wrong with you?

You've messed up Shaolin

...and are punished by being soaked in

You dare bet teacher would lose

Hadn't I bet on your defeat...

my ass won't be naked now

You...

Hit him...

Hit him...

He is laughing at us

Drag him down

Push him down

Go

See if you dare to be rampant again

It's you again!

Why are you sprinkling the water?

I knew you would be...

a problem bunch

If I don't punish you

...you'll get more outrageous

Stop laughing

In consideration this is your first time...

you'll only have to soak for 12 hours to repent

Oh god, you think

12 hours not being able to pee;

How can anyone bear it!

Talking of this you'll have to learn how to hold back

I can hold it back for long hours

...but you are different

Your kidneys are weak

How can you hold it back?

You're good

How come the water is warm!

Teacher is good to us

This is hot-spring water

It is good and nourishing

Come, let's drink

Wait...

I am the most senior here

I should drink first

It stinks

What are you doing?

I got it

He's lucky to get it

Go away, move it...

Hello Miss, I'm Fang Shi Yu

May I know your good name please?

I am Ju Ju

Ju Ju...

Come and play with us

Come

May be next time, please return the lid

Here it is

Here it is

Why doesn't she come up?

Go and save her quickly

She will drown

Water snake!

Look

Help, carry her up

Be careful, quickly

Be careful, a bit more this way

Slowly, put her here

There's no breath, is she dead?

Press the water out

Where?

What's the matter, why are you all out?

The lady has fallen into the water and fainted

Go away...

It's fun

Teacher, is this related to Qi Gong?

It's artificial respiration, a Shaolin tradition skill

Shaolin tradition skill

Quiet there!

Buddha is merciful. To save other...

is basic to the martial arts, understand?

Yes

Who wants to learn?

Me...

Stop arguing

Slowly... eat more

Teacher

Eat up

Teacher

Do you know why you're not allowed to eat?

No...

Ju Ju says

someone led her into the water;

Who was it?

This...

As a Shaolin monk, to accost a lady

...in broad daylight is outrageous

So you're not allowed to eat

Damn, the whole group will be starved

Brother, here's something good

Follow me

Sorry, excuse me

Look, smells and tastes good

It's hot and fresh, help yourselves

It's great

Brother

My appetite flares up when I'm happy

Eat more then

Brother

Big brother can take care of you;

But some people are in trouble...

and have to go without their dinner

Who cares!

I have a habit

I feel like sleeping when I'm full

...but some people are in trouble

They have no meal and can't sleep...

right?

Yes...

Then follow me

Let's go to sleep...

This is delicious

What are you doing?

Did I say you could eat? You should be starved...

so you have a clear mind to think about your mistake

Are you hungry?

Yes...

Alright

After you clean up the canteen you can eat

Thank you

Move it

Catch it

Coming...

Sweep a thousand armies

Charge

1,2,3 scrub-a-dub

Will the teacher know...

if we sneaked out?

I mean, he's so busy chanting scriptures

Little master, Ju Ju...

Chian, this Ju Ju...

doesn't look too beautiful, right?

Ju Ju...

I say she isn't that pretty

Little master, Ju Ju...

I know she is not your type

She... she's not my type?

No, I like her type

Little master, no, Ju Ju...

She has a flat nose and watering eyes

You wouldn't want her even if I gave her to you, right?

But you've come

Did you think I want to come?

I feel responsible having dragged her into the water

If I don't apologize to her...

I don't feel right

That's true

Wait for me here

Why?

Master likes you

I'll go and get some news for you

Right, you go first

Remember, let me know if you hear anything

Go... and return quickly

Come back quickly

Watch my back for me

and let me know if anything moves

Don't fall asleep

I know...

Useless, look at you

You've had two babies and still flirt around

...you attract so many scumbags

Do you want to create trouble for me?

I find you so ridiculous

...and wish I'd kill you

You still want to pretend innocent!

Leave her for Chian

Brother, don't scold them

You're to be blamed. A dog is more useful than you

You've grown up and still a spinster

If no one wants you...

I'll have you marry that pockmark

She is an innocent girl

I shouldn't ruin her future

Yes...

So I'm sending you to apologize for me

So she won't love me in future

I'll go then

Who are you looking for?

Ju Ju

Go in

To think someone would want her!

What did you say?

Nothing. Ju Ju, someone is looking for you

Ju Ju

Ju Ju

Ju Ju

It's you!

Yes

Come in and have a seat

Are you looking for me?

Yes

Actually, I came to apologize

About that matter... especially want to...

Why apologize, I know it was you

Haven't you been thinking about me all day?

You are still pretending

No, I...

I need artificial respiration

Quickly

What's the matter, it's not the first time

How irresistible! She is waiting for my kiss

Little master, I can't take it anymore

Miss...

"Rampant" Chen

Let me go...

"Rampant" Chen

What's the matter?

I want to tell you something

I don't feel good having cheated her

I can't sleep

Stop the noise

Little master, I did something wrong

...and want to make a confession

Go and look for the abbot

You must save me

I say go and look for the abbot

I...

I have committed a cardinal sin

...and my conscience punishes me

So

Just tell the truth

My heart is confused

I don't know what to say

Say... Your charm is irresistible

Eat... A dumb became a idiot

I didn't want to give Ju Ju artificial respiration

...but she insisted I did

So she let me do it

I know for a fact that I didn't do it

I should told her I didn't do it

...and I shouldn't have done it

But then at that moment

...I wanted to do it

And so I did it

You're getting nervous, and I'm getting impatient

You breathed in, she breathed out and so on

...and ended up in nothing

Nothing?

Yes. Thanks for going straight to the point

That's great

Nothing

Lord

This is a confidential royal decree

"We found Hong is hidden in Shaolin temple,

capture him within 3 days"

Amitabha

Please relay your intentions

The secret palace guard Chik Lian Jia...

has been ordered to capture Hong Si Guan

If you hand him out, Shaolin would not be involved

Officials are forbidden in temple. Please retreat

You monks cannot stop me

Master...

Chik, I am a righteous man

I can't go with you like this

I'll fight with you to the death

Me too

Thank you

I'm not helping you

I think this old fellow is outrageous

...and I can'tjust stand by

Just you two punks

Notjust them, me too

How do you want to die?

I can't win over you...

but I'm better at martial arts

You wouldn't understand

If I can't get you dirty in ten strikes

...my name is not Fang

And my name is not Hong

And my name is not Hu

Okay. If you can make me dirty

...in ten moves

I'll never enter Shaolin Temple

What's written on my face?

I can't say it

Speak

He is insulting your mother

Insulting my mother!

Where are you going?

To insult his mother

So? This is the fifth move

Let's attack

He's good

Very good

Let's get to him

Try again

Touch...

Touch...

What's the matter with you?

I struck him

Give me the gold medal

Catch it, brother Hong

Don't be happy yet

Though you have won today

...I'll not give up easily

How is Master?

His wound is not serious

Don't worry

Chik Lian Jia's martial arts is good

...he even injured master

We've offended the palace

There could be trouble later

The worst is to kick Hong out of the temple

Right...

Kick him out

Our master shouldn't defend...

the secular pupils

Yes...

What are you doing?

Master...

Why are you being lazy

...and not practising?

Master...

Master, if we have made any mistake...

please punish us and don't lose your temper

Yes, master

Why are you being lazy?

Did you want me to...

Master, how are you?

Go away

Master

Master

Please stop

Master

Why don't you teach your younger brother well?

Master, I...

Don't get in my way

Tell me...

Please stop

Speak...

Speak...

Please stop

Master, please stop...

I am useless

It's my fault that Shaolin is shamed today

My skills ain't good enough!

I let the abbot down. Do you understand?

I understand

Soon the Abbot will be out of meditation

How can I face him?

You still want to be lazy and let me down

Master...

It's the fault of students in the southern sector

We monks didn't offend the Qing regime

...nor the Ming dynasty

Since Hong is already within these walls

Once a student...

Always a student

Besides, he has a kind heart...

and is upright. Seniors, please decide

Brother, you are wrong

Hong is wanted by the law

...and is hiding in here

He has a hidden agenda

Please decide

He having an ulterior motive is beside the point

It's obvious his heart is not into learning

He should be driven out

Please don't

I have known you monks are despicable

None of you are good

Yes...

We have to stick together

Before we leave, tear the place down

No

No, stop

Stop it

Stop it

Stop

Little master, I respect you

You didn't previously

Go and help tear it down. Go

Stop

Stop

Brothers, I am so touched

Makes me feel awkward if you do that

I fear for my life after I leave here

...but at the same time realize

I have so many good brothers

And I can die with my eyes closed

Learn your martial arts well

Don't go

What nonsense is that!

You're heartless, you don't regard us as brothers

Simply selfish, you don't care for our feelings

I fight, scold the monks and demolish the house

...not because of you, but myself

You think you're such a good fighter

I fear nothing, see if you can win over me

...otherwise don't leave alone

Don't be so rash

Stop fighting, let the abbot settle this

Yes, let's go

Please, I beg you...

Abbot, please have mercy

Enough, please

How come the monks of Shaolin have no mercy

He should at least admonish us

I have transgressed, please forgive me

I can't help you

Look at this

I swore to the Buddha that:

If I don't memorize the I Jinn prayer, I'll not leave

Otherwise I can help you

That's easy

We'll sever the chain

...then he can help us

Right...

Don't come near, it's not this chain

Don't worry, we know

Don't...

I said stop messing with this chain

...it's got nothing to do with it

The mechanism is over there

You can't touch the golden Buddha either

Don't... stop, stop turning...

It's open

Now the lock is opened, I can leave

Great teacher...

You're dead

He isn't the Abbott, but the great teacher

During training he strayed

...and was locked up here

You've released him, you're in big trouble

Let's be clear about this, it's not my business

Not my business either...

Not mine either

Monk

It's you! Great teacher

Of course it's me

Aren't you afraid of Zi Sin Master?

Don't worry he couldn't win over me last time

And cheated me to dungeon. He can't catch me this time

I point... I point and point...

Stop fooling around

Okay, did I hurt you?

Give it back, teacher gave it to me

Not unless you play with me longer

Master

Want to take away my prayer beads

Great teacher

What is it?

Oh, you're locked up so long

I just want to give you a massage

You know how to please me

Comfortable?

Yes...

Are you alright?

Yes

I'm going then

Great teacher...

Look over there

What's the matter?

Well, the Abbot must have done this

Let see what you are going to do

Be quiet, we will all be in trouble

...if the senior brothers know it

Hurry up and clean up the place

...so that no one will know

Come on

What are you doing?

How dare you break the altar!

Wu Chin, watch your mouth

Did you see us doing it?

Right... did you?

Don't let them get away with it so easily

Shut up, I'm taking you to the Master

What do you want?

Don't say you're outnumbered

You hold back

I'm fighting him one on one, so keep away

Fight...

Little master, way to go

Fight

Damn, we agreed to fight one on one

Why do you interfere?

Little Master, let me

Alright, it's all yours

You want to die!

It's okay

We're all brothers

You've used too much force

Brother Hong, hit him

Don't be afraid, hit him...

What!

Brother Hong, fight

Fight...

Please

Please

The abbot is here

Abbot

Abbot, Southern sector students are messing up the hall

Please punish them as deemed fit

I know all about it

...let's talk tomorrow

Stop the noise

Stop the noise

Frankly speaking, in a place without any women

...we don't fit in

Right...

We should leave this place

Why?

That's because the women at home

...may be Ionely

and might want to start an affair!

Right... it's a serious problem

No, the more I think of it the more I fear

There isn't a man in the house, this is dangerous

Sorry

Brother Hong is leaving, so are we

We don't want to make you repeat the class

But it's okay you can shave your head

...and become a monk too

Shaolin temple, what rubbish!

It is a place for rubbish

Hu, what did you just say?

Little brother

Not only have you pleased me

I am really so delighted, don't be afraid

Whoever wants to harm or intends to harm you

...and cause injury to you

I will...

Beat him

Brother, he is defaming you

You want to beat

Don't quarrel, it's my will to leave

It's none of your business

Just go your way...

and let us handle it here

Fight

Stop

Students of the northern section, be polite

Students of the southern section, stop being insolent

Yes, master...

I want to announce two things

Our great master suffered a serious emotional set-back

so he had to face the wall for a time to attain balance

He relapsed again, and the mess at the temple isn't...

connected with the students at the southern sector

Right...

Secondly, I've considered

Hong Si Guan should leave Shaolin

Abbot, I do not agree

Do you mean to say you're unrelated

...to the Hong Clan

and not a wanted criminal?

Chik Lian Jia is coming to Shaolin to arrest you

...because he mistook you for someone else

Shaolin is a place of worship

It isn't a refuge

Abbot, I'm not a coward

But I'm burdened with the task to save the country

The Hong clan is against the Qing administration

...because they oppress our Hans

In fact, the Hong clan is like the monks

...and is after equality

Once the gold medal is gone, the Hong clan scattered

...and the people will suffer

So how can Buddha save the mankind?

Amitabha...

Master, Hong is wanted by the administration...

and has sought refuge at Shaolin. Actually,

he doesn't want to learn Kungfu and should leave

It is our duty to save the masses of mankind

As Hong has sought refuge in the temple

...we should not fight over what others think

Do you understand?

Yes, thank you for your teachings

Thank you, Abbot

Amitabha...

Shi Yu

Your mother is here

Shi Yu

Mom, why did you come?

Don't you want to see me?

No

I can't sleep each night...

because I miss you

I don't believe you

Poor thing, you've grown so thin

Don't be like this

I love you, dear child

Let's talk over there

Look what I've brought you

Save them for the new year, understand?

This is for you to eat when you're hungry at night

This is the most important thing, be careful with it

What is it?

It's a charm

A charm!

Wear it, it will ward off evil

You are our only child

and continuation of our family line depends on you

Quickly...

Mom, this is embarrassing

What is so embarrassing?

Brother Fang

Master has asked for you

Your wife is here

Madam Fang...

Oh, master

Our Shi Yu doesn't have a wife

I'm his mother

Really

Yes, we are the only two

...left in our family

Not really

Brother Fang complained yesterday saying that...

Shaolin is rubbish

And that there isn't a single woman here

While the women at home are Ionely

...and may have an affair

What?

Shi Yu, you're wrong to say this

You shouldn't regard your mother

...as just any woman at home

Or say she might have an affair

You...

Shi Yu, kneel down

Don't listen to him

Monks don't lie

Didn't you say this?

Yes I did, but I...

That's it then

Madam, have mercy

A small punishment will do

A light spanking

One hundred strokes would just be fine

Damn

Amitabha...

One, two, three

Brother

I salute you on behalf of the northern section

You are brave and intelligent

...and possess brain and brawn

I'm impressed

Fang Shi Yu is so arrogant

...yet you've got him

You are good indeed

You have thought of a thorough plan

This is child's play

I have even better plans

We must... strike the iron while it is hot

It's on fire!

My shoes...

My whip...

Run...

Let's get out...

It's you!

So what?

Chase after them

We are the good guys

You are the stupid heads

I'll kill you monks

We must seek revenge

Who's the bastard?

I've been scalded

Brother, your ear

We got revenge

Chase after them

Alright

What did Hu say to you?

Tell me and you can leave

I didn't give artificial respiration to Ju Ju

...but she insisted that I did

What?

She insisted I gave her artificial respiration

I sure know I didn't

I should have told her I didn't

I know I shouldn't have

but then I wanted to give it to her;

And so I did

That's it

Why have you told others my affairs?

What are you doing? Great Master

Great Master

Great Master

Look

Ju Ju...

What is it?

What should I do? Tell me

Ju Ju

You can still laugh at a time like this

You're not human

What's to be done?

Artificial respiration

No, it's embarrassing

Let someone else do it...

I'll not let you take advantage so easily

So what do you suggest?

I'll do it myself

Ju Ju

This is good

What's wrong with you?

Ju Ju...

What are you doing?

Here comes teacher

Teacher...

Why is there a girl here?

She fainted

He is giving her a mouth-to-mouth

You sure are quick to learn this

That's because we have a good teacher

Not necessarily

That's also attributed to your hard work

Teacher, she's still unconscious

It's because you seldom practise

Who wants to try?

I...

Master, give me another chance

Look how eager he is!

You... what are you doing?

In front of so many people

No, I didn't...

You still try to deny it!

Come on, admit it

Ju Ju

You're such a bastard

Ju Ju

Today's sermon will end here

I want to play a game with you

Whichever section,

could within three days...

invite the great master back, will emerge the winner

Brother, what's to be done?

Don't worry, we'll win

Let me play with you guys

No, he's not one of our own

What do you mean?

I'm your great master

You were, but you've been driven out

...so you're not anymore

No, no...

I left on my own

What do you have to bet on?

I have this

This is worthless, it's no use

Damn you!

Great Master

You can play with us

...but there's a condition:

If you lose...

you must see abbot with us

You must lose surely then

Come...

Let me...

One, two, three

four, five, six... I got it

Your turn

Four, five, six...

You lose again

We're rich, come again...

I request you...

Four, five, six...

I win again

- Listen everyone - Yes

- We had an agreement - Yes

- No backing out - Yes

- No cramping - Yes

Dog pissing

Old man push the cart

Keep pounding yellow dragon

Goddess of Mercy in lotus seat

Hu is really a bad guy

Damn him

He is cruel

So bad, he doesn't come to see me in a month

It doesn't work

Not workin'... got to show more sorrow

Right, pretend your parents are dead

Try the last line

When I think of our romantic times

and now my love has gone, I feel so sad

Good...

Yes, almost there

I'll get ready at Shaolin

He must pass here in a while

It's all up to you

Leave it with me, don't worry

I leave it in your hands then

Don't worry, stop fretting

I haven't seen you for a month

When I think of our romantic times

You bastard, Hu

Why do you scold him?

Give me back my husband

He's gone to Ju Ju and has left me

You have to pay for this

How do I do that?

I don't care, get Ju Ju out

and we'll clarify this matter at Shaolin

Alright

What?

Don't tell him I'm his wife

...or else he won't go

Remember that

Alright

Miss, you're alone

It's dangerous here

Would you like me to walk you home?

Come here

It was you who asked me to come here

Why are you so scared?

Come on, baby

Don't go

Hu Huei Chian

Don't be so loud, the whole place will hear

Hu Huei Chian

Hu Huei Chian

How come there's no one?

Why are you so much in a rush?

I'm so relaxed

I can't hold it back anymore

You've grabbed my prayer beads, how can I shit?

Okay

How come you're alone?

Don't you want this?

Not really

Damn cat, stop making noise and go

Ju Ju, I'll get you some clothes

Go

What is this place?

Don't be afraid, I'll get you some clothes

Wait for me here

Hey

Don't worry, if we fail

...they will too

That's good. If they find the great teacher first...

we'll lose face

Of course

Where have they gone?

Teacher has asked them for a late lesson

I'm very tired

Brother, sleep early

Lower your voice. I'll get you some clothes

Help, someone's assaulting me

Go and see

Don't touch me, go away

Amitabha

Oh... I want to fly to the heavens

and feel that warm sun

Ju Ju, how are you?

Go away, don't touch me

Go away...

Go away...

Don't you still recognize me?

Do I look beautiful?

I want to return to the secular world

Amitabha

Brother, you're still under meditation training

Come men, please escort back to his cloister

Yes

I ain't the great teacher, go away

Let's go

Amitabha

Buddha, please forgive us

Ju Ju, you're really mad

Look at you

Your home is over there

Can I not return to my workplace?

It's not that I want to make you angry

I just want to have fun with my brother

I didn't know this would cause trouble

She's really angry

She must want to play a prank on me

She's making a good pretence

Right, I'll pretend to have gone for it

Don't be afraid, here I come

So quiet, don't scare me

I have a heart disease, don't scare me

She thinks I've asked her to go to Shaolin

She must hate me

She is not home

and the Great Master is gone missing, too!

Ju Ju is smart

She knows you will apologize to her

...so she's hiding there. Women are like that

Go and seek her forgiveness

Go on! Go

Ju Ju

Ju Ju

Ju Ju

Ju Ju...

Brother, let's go

Ju Ju is not here

We haven't found her

Why are you in such a hurry?

No, up there...

Right, we haven't looked up there

Ju Ju is not here, let's go

What do you want?

Go quickly

Go quickly

Where is Hong Si Guan, speak up

I don't know

Luckily you've come in good time

...otherwise he would have killed me

I said earlier

Brother Wu Qing is a good person

Sorry for not coming to save you both

Never imagined you'd cause trouble again!

Nevertheless...

we are brothers, right?

We were wrong too; we are new

We ought to give you due respect

Brother, do us a favour

Alright

I was out of line too

We were in the wrong, too

Right, let's forgive and forget

Come...

Brother Hong, you go first

How can I leave you and go?

I started it, let me finish it

Brother Hong

Ju Ju...

It's you!

Brother Hong

Take out the gold medallion

Go quickly

Brother Hong

Go quickly

Great Master

Do you understand today's sermon?

We do

Wu Qing, do you still remember

...what I preached?

Yes, indeed

Neither a Bodhi tree, nor a bright mirror

Now there is nothing at all...

This is so easy

How could one be lovesick any more?

It should be "How could there be dust any more?"

Really?

Stop laughing!