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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:07,400 This is what I get in return for 30 years of service for my company? 2 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,272 And they send some yo-yo like you in here 3 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,816 to try to tell me that I'm out of a job? 4 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,985 They should be telling you you're out of a job. 5 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:19,198 You have a lot of gall coming in here and firing your number one producer. 6 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,407 And then you're going to go home tomorrow 7 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,409 and make more money than you've ever made in your life, 8 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:24,661 and I'm going to go home without a pay check. Fuck you. 9 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,997 I just... I guess you leave me dumbfounded. 10 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:29,041 I don't know where this is coming from. 11 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,709 How am I supposed to go back as a man 12 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:33,003 and explain this to my wife that I lost my job? 13 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,130 On a stress level, 14 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:39,134 I've heard that losing your job is like a death in the family. 15 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,055 But personally, I feel more like 16 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:48,810 the people I worked with were my family and I died. 17 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:53,398 I can't afford to be unemployed. I have a house payment. I have children. 18 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,401 I don't know how you can live with yourself, 19 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,821 but I'm sure that you'll find a way while the rest of us are suffering. 20 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,990 Who the fuck are you, man? 21 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:05,744 Excellent question. Who the fuck am I? 22 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,538 Poor Steve has worked here for seven years. 23 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:13,001 He's never had a meeting with me before or passed me in the hall 24 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,087 or told me a story in the break room. 25 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,713 And that's because I don't work here. 26 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:20,175 I work for another company that lends me out to pussies like Steve's boss 27 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,636 who don't have the balls to sack their own employees, 28 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,513 and in some cases, for good reason. 29 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,891 Because people do crazy shit when they get fired. 30 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,439 Did I do something wrong? 31 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,692 I mean, is there something I could do differently here? 32 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,111 This is not an assessment of your productivity. 33 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,780 You gotta try not to take this personally. 34 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,949 "Don't take it personally." 35 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,952 Steven, I want you to review this packet. 36 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:50,789 Take it seriously. I think you're gonna find a lot of good answers in here. 37 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:53,500 I'm sure this is gonna be very helpful, a packet. 38 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,752 Thank you. A packet. 39 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,426 Well, anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world 40 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,803 sat where you are right now. 41 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:08,223 And it's because they sat there they were able to do it. 42 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,058 That's the truth. 43 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,567 I'm gonna need your keycard. 44 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:22,195 Great. Okay. 45 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,574 Now, I want you to take the day, go get together your personal things, 46 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,994 and then tomorrow, you get yourself some exercise. 47 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,495 You go out for a jog, 48 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:34,750 you give yourself some routines, and pretty soon you find your legs. 49 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,710 How do I get in touch with you? 50 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,837 Don't worry, we'll be in touch with you soon. 51 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:41,089 This is just the beginning. 52 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,343 I'll never see Steve again. 53 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:03,653 Thank you. 54 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,864 To know me is to fly with me. 55 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,949 This is where I live. 56 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,081 When I run my card, the system automatically prompts the desk clerk 57 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,249 to greet me with this exact statement. 58 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,877 Pleasure to see you again, Mr. Bingham. 59 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,295 It's these kinds of systemized, 60 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,382 friendly touches that keep my world in orbit. 61 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,961 All the things you probably hate about traveling, 62 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:05,090 the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, 63 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:08,802 the cheap sushi, are warm reminders that I'm home. 64 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,526 Do you want the cancer? 65 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,322 - The what? - Do you want the cancer? 66 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,991 The cancer? 67 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,285 The can, sir? 68 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,204 No. I'm fine, thank you. 69 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,854 How much does your life weigh? 70 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,609 Imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack. 71 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,361 I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders. 72 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,363 Feel them? 73 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,493 Now I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life. 74 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:18,163 You start with the little things, the things on shelves and in drawers, 75 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,874 the knickknacks, the collectibles. 76 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,502 Feel the weight as that adds up. 77 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,378 Then you start adding larger stuff, 78 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:29,591 clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, linens, 79 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,676 your TV. 80 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,845 The backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. 81 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,555 And you go bigger. 82 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,684 Your couch, bed, your kitchen table. Stuff it all in there. 83 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,853 Your car, get it in there. 84 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:46,691 Your home, whether it's a studio apartment or a two-bedroom house, 85 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,861 I want you to stuff it all into that backpack. 86 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,573 Now try to walk. 87 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,452 It's kind of hard, isn't it? 88 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,163 This is what we do to ourselves on a daily basis. 89 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:03,041 We weigh ourselves down until we can't even move. 90 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:06,461 And make no mistake, moving is living. 91 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,839 Now, I'm gonna set that backpack on fire. 92 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,801 What do you want to take out of it? Photos? 93 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,053 Photos are for people who can't remember. 94 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,847 Drink some ginkgo and let the photos burn. 95 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:23,812 In fact, let everything burn and imagine waking up tomorrow with nothing. 96 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:28,400 It's kind of exhilarating, isn't it? 97 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,367 Welcome back, Mr. Bingham. 98 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,253 Ryan Bingham's office. 99 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,589 You put me in a Dodge Stratus in Kansas City. 100 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,632 They were completely out of all full-size sedans. 101 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,800 - Did you try... - Yes. 102 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,594 I reminded them of your remarkable 103 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,721 No.1 Gold Club status and years in the program. 104 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:01,016 They are literally moving mountains to see you in a Sebring. 105 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,268 Fair enough. Any other messages? 106 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,477 Your sister Kara called. 107 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,938 Needs to speak urgently about your sister's wedding. 108 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:10,317 I told her you were mid-air and not even I knew your final destination. 109 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,152 - Well done. - And you got an invitation 110 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,237 to speak at Goalquest in Vegas. 111 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,032 Goalquest 20? 112 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,702 Every once in a while, I do speaking engagements, motivational kind of stuff. 113 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,414 But Goalquest? We're talking major Tony Robbins shit. 114 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,541 It's got a hologram on it. 115 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,252 They're calling it Dos Equis. 116 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,420 All right, I'll check in. 117 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,173 - Hold on. I've got Craig Gregory for you. - Wait... 118 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,382 Fuck. 119 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,260 How is my little road warrior? 120 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,472 Hey, 20 minutes from boarding into a world of bliss. 121 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,724 Real good numbers out of Phoenix, Ry guy. 122 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,643 Hey, you know that Big Auto is about to cut 123 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,353 another 10K before the end of the month? 124 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,146 - No kidding. - Yeah. Christmas came early. 125 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,939 I wish I could have you in about five places at once, 126 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,858 but I do need you back here in Omaha by the end of week. 127 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,693 - All right? - I thought you needed me everywhere. 128 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,988 Well, you know, we got something real big here, a real game changer. 129 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,323 What are we talking about here? 130 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:04,120 You'll see. Today I took my first crap in two weeks, hallelujah. 131 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,748 - That's me hanging up on you. - Great, love that sound. 132 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,104 Are you satisfied with Maestro? 133 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,942 Yeah, I am. 134 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,986 A little stingy with their miles. I like Hertz. 135 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,239 No, Hertz keeps its vehicles too long. 136 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:42,158 If a car has over 20,000 miles, I won't drive it. 137 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,413 Maestro doesn't instant checkout. I like to park and go. 138 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,289 Hertz doesn't guarantee navigation. 139 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,542 It's funny. You don't seem like a girl who needs directions. 140 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,629 I hate asking for directions. That's why I get a nav. 141 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,592 That new outfit, Colonial, isn't bad. 142 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,346 - Is that a joke? - Yes. 143 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,891 - Because their kiosk placement blows. - They never have available upgrades. 144 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,727 Basically, it's a fleet of shit-boxes. 145 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,229 I don't know how they're still in business. 146 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,398 - I'm Ryan. - I'm Alex. 147 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,654 Maplewood card. 148 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,240 How dare you bring that into this palace? 149 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,950 Hilton offers equal value and better food, 150 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,244 but the Maplewood gives out warm cookies at check-in. 151 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,537 They got you with the cookies, did they? 152 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,706 Yeah. I'm a sucker for simulated hospitality. 153 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,416 You know, there's an industry term for that. 154 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,003 It's a mixture of "faux" and "homey." "Faumey." 155 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,672 Oh, my God. 156 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,258 I wasn't sure this actually existed. 157 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,260 This is the American Airlines... 158 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,596 It's a Concierge Key, yeah. 159 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,436 - What is that, carbon fiber? - Graphite. 160 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,937 Oh, God, I love the weight. 161 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,106 I was pretty excited the day that bad boy came in. 162 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,941 Yeah. I'll say. 163 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,235 I put up pretty pedestrian numbers. 164 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,529 Sixty thou a year, domestic. 165 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,449 - That's not bad. - Don't patronize me. 166 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,284 - What's your total? - It's a personal question. 167 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,952 - Oh, please. - And we hardly know each other. 168 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:11,539 Come on. Show some hubris. Come on, impress me. 169 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,710 - I bet it's huge. - You have no idea. 170 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,545 How big? 171 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,672 What is it, this big? 172 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,133 - This big? - I don't want to brag. 173 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,177 Come on! Come on. 174 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:28,515 Let's just say I have a number in mind. I haven't hit it yet. 175 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,394 This is pretty fucking sexy. 176 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,022 Hope it doesn't cheapen our relationship. 177 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,733 We're two people who get turned on by elite status. 178 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,110 I think cheap is our starting point. 179 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,404 There's nothing cheap about loyalty. 180 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,870 So, we came up with this master plan, which was for me 181 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:56,125 to put gauze, to put bandages on both my hands. 182 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,545 Then we got on the plane, 183 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:02,006 transatlantic, flying to Z�rich. 184 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,300 Walked up... Waited till it was dark, 185 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,886 and walked up to the bathroom with her. 186 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,639 Everybody was watching the movie, and I was like... 187 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,432 Opened up, went inside. 188 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,059 She opened the door for me, 189 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,978 and came in like she was gonna help me. 190 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,355 And then, you know, we gave it our best shot. It wasn't great. 191 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,232 But it was fun. It was tricky. 192 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,526 - Give me some details. - Well, it's not so easy. 193 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,404 - Have you ever tried it? It's not so easy. - Yes, I have. 194 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,074 - Really? - Really. 195 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,874 - You've done that? - I have done that. 196 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,084 On a transatlantic flight? 197 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,087 On a domestic flight. Regional, actually. 198 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,964 - Like nighttime? - No, like daytime. 199 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,924 - You... - What? 200 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,426 I mean, how do you do that? 201 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,511 I'm really flexible. 202 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,975 Look. 203 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,358 I should throw these out. 204 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,573 We can always use that room with the ice machine. 205 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,033 Here, look. 206 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,676 Good call on that towel rack. 207 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,137 I like how you burritoed me in the sofa cushions. 208 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,972 I was improvising. 209 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,100 Shame we didn't make it to the closet. 210 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,187 - We got to do this again. - Yeah. 211 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:48,363 All right, I'm in Newark on the 12th, Modesto on the 13th, 212 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,032 Oklahoma City on the 15th. 213 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,452 Any Southwest? I'll be swinging by Albuquerque week of the 16th. 214 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,329 No, but I'll be in Florida on the 20th. 215 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,456 - Fort Lauderdale? - Miami. 216 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,541 - That's nothing. - Forty minutes. 217 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,472 I should probably go back to my room so I can wake up in my bed. 218 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,016 I think that would be the ladylike thing to do. 219 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,734 Nice meeting you. 220 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,569 A pleasure. 221 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,149 - Hello? - Hey, Ryan, how you holding up? 222 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,944 Every family has the one person who keeps the genealogy in check. 223 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,196 That's my sister Kara, the glue. 224 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,782 Fine. You and the kids? 225 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,953 Missy's outstanding, Matthew made varsity. How's the road? 226 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,664 - Couldn't be better. - Good. So, Ryan? 227 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,708 Yeah? 228 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,209 I didn't even want to have to ask you this 229 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,463 because I know how you are about doing things for others, 230 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,174 but we're coming up on three weeks to go to Julie's wedding 231 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,217 and there's something we could really use your help on. 232 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,343 Yeah? 233 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,095 We've been sending people these kits 234 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,765 so they can print out photos of Julie and Jim on cardboard 235 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,350 and then take photos of them in interesting places, 236 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,144 kind of like that gnome in the French movie. 237 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,270 Why? 238 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,398 Because it's Julie's wedding and she thinks it would be fun. 239 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,984 - Does it matter why? - How is Julie? 240 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,986 Would you call her? She thinks you've turned to butter. 241 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,238 You're awfully isolated the way you live. 242 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,115 Isolated? I'm surrounded. 243 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,701 So, your assistant said you were gonna be in Vegas. 244 00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,786 Did he? 245 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,748 Can you get a photo of the cutout in front of the Luxor pyramid? 246 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,833 The place is a shithole. Nobody stays there. 247 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,711 Jesus, Ryan, I'm not asking you to check in. 248 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,922 Can you just take a stupid photo? 249 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,257 I'll try my best. 250 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,010 Thank you for trying your best. 251 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,199 Last year, I spent 322 days on the road, 252 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,744 which means I had to spend 43 miserable days at home. 253 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,812 Hey, neighbor. 254 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,480 Hey. Hi! 255 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,733 Hi. Hey, I signed for this while you were gone. 256 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,402 Thanks. 257 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,905 - I hope it wasn't too much of a bother. - Nah. 258 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,911 Wow. 259 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:28,082 Yeah, it's my sister. I haven't met the guy yet. They're getting married. 260 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,585 - Lots of luck. - I know, right? 261 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:34,130 What are you doing tonight? You wanna come over later? 262 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,759 I've started seeing somebody. 263 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,429 Okay. Great. 264 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,974 Hey, it's good to see you. 265 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,228 - You, too. - It seems like it's been a while this time. 266 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,869 Okay. 267 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,540 I am just... I'm thrilled that everyone's back under one roof. 268 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,791 Welcome home, boys. 269 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,169 I know there's been a lot of whispering about why we're here, 270 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:17,590 so let me jump right in. Retailers are down 20%. 271 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,092 Auto industry is in the dump. 272 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,511 Housing market doesn't have a heartbeat. 273 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,890 It is one of the worst times on record for America. 274 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,477 This is our moment. 275 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,065 Now, last summer, we received a dynamite young woman here 276 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,900 from Cornell, 277 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:39,403 and she had some pretty big ideas that she challenged me with. 278 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,031 And my first reaction was, "Who does this kid think that she is?" 279 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,408 But after I gave it a listen, she really knocked me out. 280 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:48,329 So, with a peek into our future, Natalie Keener. 281 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,752 If there's one word I want to leave you with today, it's this. 282 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,048 "Glocal"? 283 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,884 Glocal. 284 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,179 Our global must become local. 285 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:11,227 This company keeps 23 people on the road at least 250 days a year. 286 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,522 It's expensive, and it's inefficient. 287 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,775 When I came to Craig three months ago with this, 288 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:22,446 he told me, and quite astutely, it's only a problem if you have a solution. 289 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,616 Well, today I stand before you with just that. 290 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,913 You all know Ned in reception. Today I'm gonna fire Ned. 291 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,459 Sorry, Ned. I'm sure HR will hire you back this afternoon. 292 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,336 We'll see about that. 293 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,258 Now Ned could be any employee in any one of our clients' locations worldwide. 294 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,468 Strategy packets will be shipped in advance. 295 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,553 Ned would be given a seat 296 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,556 and find one of our transition specialists waiting for him. 297 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,560 Mr. Laskin, the reason we're having this conversation 298 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,729 is your position is no longer available. 299 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,064 I don't understand. I'm fired? 300 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,483 Hearing the words "you've been let go" is never easy. 301 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,986 Change is always scary, but consider the following. 302 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,322 Anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world 303 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,489 sat where you are now. 304 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,576 And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it. 305 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,328 That's my fucking line. 306 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,288 But what happens now? 307 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,831 This is the first step of a process 308 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,042 that will end with you in a new job that fulfills you. 309 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,960 Yeah. But how does it work? 310 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,879 I want you to take the packet in front of you. 311 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:23,174 Review it. All the answers you're looking for are inside. 312 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,884 Start filling out the necessary information, 313 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,678 and before you know it, you'll be on your way to new opportunities. 314 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,014 Now, Ned, I need you to go back to your desk 315 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,766 and start putting together your things. 316 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,561 As a favor to me, I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the news just yet. 317 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,355 Panic doesn't help anyone. 318 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,523 I understand. 319 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,443 Give it up for Ned. 320 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:50,201 You can start the morning in Boston, stop in Dallas over lunch, 321 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,119 and finish the day in San Francisco, 322 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,288 all for the price of a T1 line. 323 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:58,125 Our inflated travel budget is eviscerated by 85%. 324 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:01,545 And more importantly to you guys on the road, 325 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,923 no more Christmases in a hotel in Tulsa, 326 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,300 no more hours lost to weather delays. 327 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,386 You get to come home. 328 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,307 Tell me you're not taking this seriously. 329 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,143 That's why I brought the entire company in from the road, 330 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,728 because we're not taking it seriously. 331 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,856 There is a methodology to what I do. There is a reason why it works. 332 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,900 Coke and IBM have been doing this for years, all right. 333 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,568 Are you familiar with them? 334 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,736 Now just like anything else, you know, 335 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,405 it's gonna take a few months of sort of transition 336 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,573 and then everybody is gonna settle in. 337 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,866 Who are you taking off the road? 338 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,202 How are you not getting this? You're grounded. 339 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,579 Everybody's grounded. It's done. 340 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:39,166 What we do here is brutal, and it does leave people devastated. 341 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,919 But there is a dignity to the way I do it. 342 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:45,256 By stabbing them in the chest instead of the back, is that right? 343 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,133 - You wanted to see me? - Well... 344 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,843 Yeah. You know what? Yeah, come on in. 345 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,678 - Come on in here. - Great job out there, Natalie. 346 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:54,056 - Thank you. How's everyone taking it? - Great. 347 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,935 Listen, I admire your... Your zeal. 348 00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,603 And I think you have some very good ideas. 349 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:03,441 But you know nothing about the realities of my industry. 350 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,986 You can set up an iChat, but you don't know how people think. 351 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,530 - Actually, I minored in psychology. - Nice. 352 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,452 - Okay, kiddo, fire me. - Ryan. 353 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,287 Well, since she's gonna be doing this on a regular basis, 354 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,830 don't you wanna know if she can fire somebody? 355 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,583 - She's fired Ned. - My dog can fire Ned. Fire me. 356 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,211 - You don't need to do this. - No, it's okay. I got this. 357 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,798 Mr. Bingham, I regret to inform you 358 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,343 that your position at this company is no longer available. 359 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,345 - Who the hell are you? - My name is Miss Keener. 360 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,764 - I'm here today to discuss your future. - My future? 361 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,433 The only one who can fire me is Craig Gregory. 362 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,101 Mr. Gregory hired me to handle this for him. 363 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,811 Handle what? Handle me? 364 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,481 Mr. Gregory hired me, he's the only one who can fire me. 365 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,608 You know what? I'm gonna go talk to him. 366 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,027 - Mr. Bingham. - No, no, no. You can't follow me. 367 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,487 You're on a computer screen, remember? 368 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,155 - Ryan. - All right. Let's try this again. 369 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,615 - Fire me again. - I just did. 370 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,325 Actually, you didn't. Fire me. 371 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:55,826 That's enough. I think we get it. 372 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,578 Mr. Bingham, I'm here today to inform you 373 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,164 that your position is no longer available. 374 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,833 - I'm fired? - Yes, you're fired. 375 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,169 - Never say fired. - You've been let go. 376 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,296 - Why? - This is a mythical situation. 377 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,923 How could I possibly know why? 378 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,258 Why doesn't matter. You never know why. 379 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,760 It's important not to focus on the why 380 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,137 and rather to spend your energy thinking about your future. 381 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:18,265 Well, I'm gonna spend my energy on suing you unless you give me 382 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,767 - a good reason why you're firing me. - Mr. Bingham, 383 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:20,976 the reason's not important. 384 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,896 So, you're firing me without grounds? Now I really have a lawsuit. 385 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,397 I get what you're trying to say, Ryan. 386 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,526 - Don't take this personally, Mr. Bingham. - Personally? 387 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,403 This is the most personal situation that you are ever gonna enter, 388 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,657 so before you try to revolutionize my business, 389 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:38,118 I'd like to know that you actually know my business. 390 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:50,673 That's a hell of a way to welcome her to the team. 391 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,634 Am I the only one that sees that by doing this 392 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,553 we're making ourselves irrelevant? 393 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,055 No, frankly, we're making you irrelevant. 394 00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,515 - Nice. - Don't blame me. 395 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:03,060 Blame the high fuel costs. Blame insurance premiums. Blame technology. 396 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,436 You know, you better watch yourself. 397 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,355 You're a little too young to become a dinosaur. 398 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,815 I'm not a dinosaur. 399 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,400 I want you to show her the ropes. 400 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:13,112 What do I know what goes on here? Get Ferguson to do it. 401 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,155 I'm not talking about here. 402 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,952 - No. - Yeah. 403 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,412 Come on. You're very, very confident this girl 404 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,080 - doesn't know what she's doing, so... - Well, I'm sorry. 405 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:26,625 I don't think a MySpace page qualifies you to rewire an entire company. 406 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,127 Well, then great. Here's your chance. 407 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,337 Go out there, show her the magic, take her through the paces. 408 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,381 I'm not a fucking tour guide. 409 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:36,635 Now here we go. 410 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,846 Bingham, here's the boat. 411 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:42,349 And here's you. Do you want to be in the boat? 412 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,892 Yeah, alone. 413 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,897 We're ringing the bell. We're rounding everybody up. 414 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,232 You want to stay out there a little bit longer, 415 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,360 you're welcome to do it, but you will not be alone, okay? 416 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,154 You let me know. 417 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,379 Oh, Christ. 418 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,349 - What? - Follow me. 419 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,021 I really like my luggage. 420 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,023 That's exactly what it is, it's luggage. 421 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,025 You know how much time you lose by checking in? 422 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:19,238 - I don't know. Five, 10 minutes? - Thirty-five minutes a flight. 423 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,865 I travel 270 days a year. 424 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,160 That's 157 hours. That makes seven days. 425 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,871 You're willing to throw away an entire week on that? 426 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:39,174 You don't need this. Sorry, you don't need that. 427 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:43,137 You're not gonna need that. They have neck pillows on the plane. 428 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,681 This, they have better ones there. 429 00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:47,641 I'll get rid of this. 430 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,853 I can just meet you at security. 431 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,647 Thank you. 432 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,610 Bingo, Asians. 433 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,071 You can't be serious. 434 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,198 Never get behind people traveling with infants. 435 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,993 I've never seen a stroller collapse in less than 20 minutes. 436 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,202 Old people are worse. 437 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,871 Their bodies are littered with hidden metal, 438 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,124 and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left on earth. 439 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,208 Here you go. 440 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:17,212 Five words. Randomly selected for additional screening. 441 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,505 Asians. 442 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,092 They pack light, travel efficiently, and they've got a thing for slip-on shoes. 443 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,386 - You've got to love them. - That's racist. 444 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,639 I'm like my mother. I stereotype. It's faster. 445 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:57,878 Are you mad at your computer? 446 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,881 I type with purpose. 447 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,177 What is it that you're working on so furiously? 448 00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,347 I'm building a workflow of firing techniques. 449 00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:12,017 It's questions and responses, actions and reactions. 450 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:15,145 It's a script taking you through the steps of firing someone. 451 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,814 Who's it for? 452 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:19,691 Well, theoretically, you could put it in the hands of anyone 453 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,902 and they'd be downsizing immediately. 454 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,738 All you have to do is follow the steps. 455 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,449 Natalie, what is it you think we do here? 456 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:29,785 We prepare the newly unemployed 457 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:31,662 for the emotional and physical hurdles of job hunting, 458 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,580 while minimizing legal blowback. 459 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,874 That's what we're selling. It's not what we're doing. 460 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,584 Okay. What are we doing? 461 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,462 We are here to make limbo tolerable, 462 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,675 to ferry wounded souls across the river of dread 463 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:48,095 until the point where hope is dimly visible. 464 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,852 And then stop the boat, shove them in the water and make them swim. 465 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,939 That was really impressive. Are you gonna put that in your book? 466 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:12,035 I got to grab this. I'll meet you at the car rental. 467 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,370 Okay. 468 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,539 Hey, I was hoping I'd hear from you. 469 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,876 I'm in Hotlanta, and I need a rib-joint recommend bad. 470 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,003 Fat Matt's. Bring a bib. 471 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,713 You never called. 472 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,132 Well, I wasn't sure what was appropriate. 473 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,258 Appropriate? 474 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:29,303 Ryan, I'm not some waitress you banged in a snowstorm. 475 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:32,139 That word has no place in our vocabulary. 476 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:35,183 I am the woman that you don't have to worry about. 477 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,520 Sounds like a trap. 478 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:42,524 Listen, the next time that you're worried about manners, don't. 479 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,735 If you wanna call, call. 480 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:48,196 Just think of me as yourself, only with a vagina. 481 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,782 When am I gonna see you? 482 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:54,661 Well, I'm out of Hartsfield into IAD, 483 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,581 with a connection at ORD into SDF. 484 00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:01,001 - Sorry. - Yeah, tell me about it. 485 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,754 How long's your layover? They got multiples into SDF. 486 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,255 Think you could push? 487 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,592 Yeah, I can push. 488 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:24,775 All you have to do today is watch and listen. 489 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:28,946 And when I talk about a strategy packet, hand them one of those. 490 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,781 Sounds great. 491 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:34,034 So, although I wish I were here with better news, 492 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,870 the fact is that you and I are sitting here today 493 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:41,541 because this will be your last week of employment at this company. 494 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,794 - Why me? - What am I supposed to do now? 495 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,922 Am I supposed to feel better that I'm not the only one losing my job? 496 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,757 This is ridiculous! 497 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,635 I have been a fine employee for over 10 years, 498 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,470 and this is the way you treat me. 499 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,890 How do you sleep at night, man? How? 500 00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,268 How's your family? They sleeping well at night? 501 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,396 Electricity still on? 502 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,315 Heat still on? Refrigerator full of food? 503 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,068 Gas tank full of gas? 504 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,946 Going to Chuck E. Cheese this weekend or something? 505 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,239 Not me. 506 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:16,201 No, my kids, we're not gonna do anything. 507 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,916 What do you suggest I tell them? 508 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,840 Perhaps you're underestimating the positive effect 509 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:33,260 that your career transition can have on your children. 510 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,220 The positive effect? 511 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,807 I make about 90 grand a year now. 512 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:42,644 Unemployment is what, 250 bucks a week? 513 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,230 Is that one of your positive effects? 514 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:46,440 Well, we'll get to be cozier, 515 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,859 because I'm not gonna be able to pay my mortgage on my house. 516 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,402 So, maybe we can move into a nice fucking 517 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:52,863 one-bedroom apartment somewhere. 518 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,949 And I guess without benefits, 519 00:33:56,034 --> 00:34:00,662 I'll be able to hold my daughter as she, you know, suffers from her asthma 520 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,957 that I won't be able to afford the medication for. 521 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,544 Well, tests have shown that children under moderate trauma 522 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,964 have a tendency to apply themselves academically 523 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,925 as a method of coping. 524 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,137 Go fuck yourself. 525 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,474 That's what my kids'll think. 526 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,477 Your children's admiration is important to you? 527 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,480 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 528 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,566 Well, I doubt they ever admired you, Bob. 529 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:33,820 Hey, asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me? 530 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,907 I'm not a shrink, Bob. I'm a wake-up call. 531 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,658 You know why kids love athletes? 532 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,744 I don't know. Because they screw lingerie models? 533 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,412 No, that's why we love athletes. 534 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,333 Kids love athletes because they follow their dreams. 535 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,422 - Well, I can't dunk. - No, but you can cook. 536 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,591 What are you talking about? 537 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:58,678 Your r�sum� says that you minored in French culinary arts. 538 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,932 Most students, they work on the fryer at KFC, 539 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:05,268 but you bussed tables at ll Picador to support yourself. 540 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,939 And then you get out of college and you come and you work here. 541 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:12,067 How much did they first pay you to give up on your dreams? 542 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,486 27 grand a year. 543 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,530 And when were you going to stop 544 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,616 and come back and do what makes you happy? 545 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,744 Good question. 546 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:26,498 I see guys who work at the same company for their entire lives, 547 00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,500 guys exactly like you. 548 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,627 They clock in, they clock out, 549 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,630 and they never have a moment of happiness. 550 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,926 You have an opportunity here, Bob. 551 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,262 This is a rebirth. 552 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,391 Now, if not for you, do it for your children. 553 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,089 He just waltzes in and cuts in line? 554 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,843 We reserve priority assistance for our Hilton Honors members. 555 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:23,263 The promotions are great. You should check it out. 556 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,811 Hungry much? 557 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:34,107 Our business expense allots $40 each for dinner. 558 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,860 I plan on grabbing as many miles as I can. 559 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,154 Okay, you got to fill me in on the miles thing. 560 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:40,572 What is that about? 561 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:43,909 Are you talking about, like, frequent flyer miles? 562 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,245 - You really want to know? - I'm dying to know. 563 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,581 I don't spend a nickel if I can help it 564 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:52,751 unless it somehow profits my mileage account. 565 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:55,545 So, what are you saving up for, Hawaii, South of France? 566 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,632 It's not like that. The miles are the goal. 567 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,967 That's it? 568 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,053 You're saving just to save? 569 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,889 Let's just say that I have a number in mind and I haven't hit it yet. 570 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,225 That's a little abstract. What's the target? 571 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,685 I'd rather not. 572 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:13,480 Is it a secret target? 573 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,816 It's 10 million miles. 574 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,903 Okay. Isn't 10 million just a number? 575 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:23,156 - Pi's just a number. - Well, we all need a hobby. 576 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:26,743 No, I... I don't mean to belittle your collection. 577 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,745 I get it. It sounds cool. 578 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:32,582 I'd be the seventh person to do it. More people have walked on the moon. 579 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:36,586 - Do they throw you a parade? - You get lifetime executive status. 580 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,046 You get to meet the chief pilot, 581 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,214 - Maynard Finch. - Wow. 582 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:40,924 And they put your name on the side of a plane. 583 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:42,884 Men get such hard-ons from putting their name on stuff. 584 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,136 You guys don't grow up. It's like you need to pee on everything. 585 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,680 Now who's stereotyping? 586 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:50,600 Fear of mortality. It's like, "Yeah, you're gonna die one day." 587 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:53,478 And why do you suppose that's singular to men? 588 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:55,105 Probably because you can't have babies. 589 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,690 The baby argument. 590 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,488 If I had that many miles, 591 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,407 I would show up at an airport, 592 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:08,868 look at the destination board, pick a place and go. 593 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,865 Thanks for the advice. 594 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,093 Oh, Jesus. 595 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:30,283 Okay. Closer. 596 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,869 Way closer. 597 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,748 Still closer. 598 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:38,625 Closer. Okay. 599 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,795 A little left. 600 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,963 Okay, down a little. 601 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,716 Too far. Up. Up one more inch. 602 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,554 I don't get it. Why does your sister want a fake photo? 603 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,224 My sister is kooky. She thinks this is charming. 604 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,475 It's like the gnome thing. 605 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,268 No, I mean, why would your sister want a fake photo 606 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,145 in front of the St. Louis airport? 607 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,106 Are you kidding, Lambert Field? 608 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,857 The Wright brothers flew through there. 609 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,069 That domed main terminal, it's the first of its kind. 610 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:09,239 It's a precursor from everything, from JFK to de Gaulle. 611 00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:11,991 - Pretty sweet. - Just take the picture. 612 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:17,163 Well, that's a keeper. 613 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,124 Let me see it. 614 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,918 Why she wants dozens of reminders 615 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:24,629 of all the places she hasn't been is beyond me. 616 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,006 Well, I'm sure she'll be crushed for having missed this airport. 617 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,008 Look, before Lindbergh could cross the Atlantic, 618 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,010 he took off from one of those runways. 619 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,430 Do you ever wonder why they called it the Spirit of St. Louis? 620 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,306 - No. - Well... 621 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:46,443 Do you know how fucked this place is now? 622 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,570 I am the one thing, the one thing, 623 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:52,490 preventing this place from being totally fucked in the ass. 624 00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:01,207 Sometimes they just need to vent. 625 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:07,297 Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one? 626 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:11,718 - Miss Barnes, thank you for joining us. - I'm here to be fired, right? 627 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,971 Well, we're here to talk about your future. 628 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:18,141 You don't have to sugarcoat it. I get the drill. 629 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,018 What are they offering? 630 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:22,812 Inside the packet, you'll find a clearly worked out severance package. 631 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,939 Give me the bullet points. 632 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:27,317 It's actually pretty good. 633 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:29,652 Three months' pay, six months' medical 634 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,655 and a full year of placement services through our company, CTC. 635 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,533 Placement services. That's generous. 636 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,080 Commonly, it takes one month of searching for every $10,000 637 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,332 you expect to earn in salary. 638 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,918 So, I could be looking for a while. 639 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,086 - Not necessarily. - Don't even sweat it. 640 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,172 I'm pretty confident about my plans. 641 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,758 - Really? - Yeah. 642 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,178 There's this beautiful bridge by my house. 643 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,931 I'm gonna go jump off it. 644 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:00,934 Natalie. 645 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:02,435 Hey! 646 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,145 Natalie! 647 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,573 People say these things all the time. 648 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,242 It's part of the trade. 649 00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:18,826 - They do? - Yeah. 650 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:21,579 I mean, they say crazy things. 651 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,873 They get worked up. 652 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:26,834 She was really calm. 653 00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:29,462 I think that's a good sign. 654 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:31,798 So, they don't ever actually do it? 655 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,883 No. No, it's just talk. 656 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,469 How do you know? Do you follow up? 657 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,639 I mean, no. Nothing good's gonna come of that. 658 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:43,101 I wouldn't worry about it. 659 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,020 This is what we do, Natalie. 660 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,983 We take people at their most fragile, and we set them adrift. 661 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,323 You ready to go back in? 662 00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:00,410 All right, let's go. Come on. 663 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:47,415 No, I'm fine. Tell me something sweet. 664 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:49,834 I'll be back soon. 665 00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:53,171 I'm not really sure how long this whole exercise is supposed to last. 666 00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:55,715 No, I don't even think of him that way. He's old. 667 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:37,965 I'm done? 668 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,051 I wasn't expecting this. Not at all. 669 00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,135 Just like that? 670 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:45,014 I'm disappointed that I've given so much of my life... 671 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,432 This is not fair. 672 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,893 There are people that are gonna be way more qualified than me now. 673 00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:51,270 I don't know what to do when I wake up in the morning tomorrow. 674 00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:00,738 Are you okay? 675 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:05,410 - Are we going? - Yeah. 676 00:45:23,011 --> 00:45:25,930 This is how I start every day of my life. 677 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:31,394 Now, this is gonna be a little difficult, so stay with me. 678 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:33,396 You have a new backpack. 679 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,899 Only this time, I want you to fill it with people. 680 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,528 Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends, 681 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:42,905 folks around the office. 682 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,073 And then you move into the people 683 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,159 that you trust with your most intimate secrets. 684 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,911 Your cousins, your aunts, your uncles, 685 00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:51,873 your brothers, your sisters, your parents. 686 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,503 And finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend or your girlfriend. 687 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:01,507 You get them into that backpack. 688 00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:06,262 Don't worry. I'm not gonna ask you to light it on fire. 689 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,807 Feel the weight of that bag. 690 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,102 Make no mistake, your relationships are the heaviest 691 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,229 components in your life. 692 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:20,276 Do you feel the straps cutting into your shoulders? 693 00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:27,200 All those negotiations and arguments and secrets and compromises. 694 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,831 You don't need to carry all that weight. 695 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,626 Why don't you set that bag down? 696 00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:41,047 Some animals were meant to carry each other, 697 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,800 to live symbiotically for a lifetime. 698 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,969 Star-crossed lovers, monogamous swans. 699 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:49,055 We are not those animals. 700 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:54,310 The slower we move, the faster we die. 701 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,562 We are not swans. 702 00:46:58,190 --> 00:46:59,732 We're sharks. 703 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,373 - Never? - No. 704 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,416 - Ever? - No. 705 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,419 - You never want to get married? - Nope. 706 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,839 - Never want kids? - Not a chance. 707 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,757 - Ever? - Never. 708 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:28,261 - Is that so bizarre? - Yes. 709 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,137 Yes, it is. 710 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:33,057 I just don't see the value in it. 711 00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:36,394 - All right, sell it to me. - What? 712 00:47:36,478 --> 00:47:38,271 Sell me marriage. 713 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,441 - Okay, how about love? - Okay. 714 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,362 Stability, just somebody you can count on. 715 00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:48,447 How many stable marriages do you know? 716 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,450 Somebody to talk to, someone to spend your life with. 717 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:55,538 I'm surrounded by people to talk to. I doubt that's going to change. 718 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,791 How about just not dying alone? 719 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:00,585 Starting when I was 12, 720 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:03,337 we moved each one of my grandparents into a nursing facility. 721 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,214 My parents went the same way. 722 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,800 Make no mistake, we all die alone. 723 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:12,805 Now, those cult members in San Diego with the Kool-Aid and the sneakers, 724 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,057 they didn't die alone. 725 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:17,768 I'm just saying there are options. 726 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:22,231 Fuck. 727 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,276 Brian left me. 728 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:34,285 All right. 729 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,331 Okay, okay. All right. 730 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:41,792 All right. 731 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,212 Yeah. 732 00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:52,678 Hey. 733 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:59,977 Natalie, this is Alex, my friend. This is Natalie. 734 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,481 I should give you both a moment. 735 00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,316 No. No, that's fine. 736 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,110 I'm fine. It's a pleasure to meet you. 737 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:12,865 Maybe we should just all go up to our rooms and freshen up. 738 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,617 Or maybe a drink? 739 00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:15,785 Now you're talking. 740 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:21,791 He broke up with you over text message? 741 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:25,169 It's kind of like firing someone over the Internet. 742 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,172 What a weaselly prick. 743 00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:30,424 Yeah. But what does that make me? 744 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:33,052 - Someone who falls for a prick. - We all fall for them. 745 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,930 Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable, and they're fun. 746 00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:39,308 And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks. 747 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,477 I followed him to Omaha. 748 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:42,979 You did? 749 00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:44,814 I had a job waiting for me in San Francisco 750 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,400 when he got an offer from ConAgra. 751 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:51,028 He said we could start a life together. 752 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,739 So, I followed him. 753 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,282 To Nebraska? 754 00:49:58,453 --> 00:50:00,579 I thought I'd be engaged by now. 755 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:02,832 No offense. 756 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,292 - None taken. - That's all right. 757 00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:09,672 When I was 16, I thought by 23 I'd be married, 758 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:11,465 maybe have a kid, 759 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:14,593 corner office by day, entertaining at night. 760 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,595 I was supposed to be driving a Grand Cherokee by now. 761 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,598 Yeah, life can underwhelm you that way. 762 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,019 I mean, where did you think you'd be by... 763 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,440 It doesn't work that way. 764 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:29,567 At a certain point, you stop with the deadlines. 765 00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:31,402 It can be a little counterproductive. 766 00:50:31,486 --> 00:50:33,487 I don't want to say anything that's anti-feminist. 767 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,907 I really appreciate everything that your generation did for me. 768 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,492 - It was our pleasure. - Well done. 769 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,537 But sometimes it feels like no matter how much success I have, 770 00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:44,248 it's not gonna matter until I find the right guy. 771 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,585 You really thought this guy was the one? 772 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,962 I could have made it work. 773 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:53,174 He... He really fit the bill. 774 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,760 - You know? - The bill? 775 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,803 White-collar, college grad, 776 00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:02,808 loves dogs, likes funny movies, 6'1 ", brown hair, kind eyes, 777 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:07,021 works in finance but is outdoorsy, you know, on the weekends. 778 00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:14,820 I always imagined he'd have a single syllable name like Matt or John or Dave. 779 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:18,240 In a perfect world, he drives a 4Runner. 780 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:22,161 And the only thing he loves more than me is his golden Lab. 781 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,164 And a nice smile. 782 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,336 - What about you? - Let me think. 783 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,216 You know, honestly, by the time you're 34, 784 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:38,052 all the physical requirements just go out the window. 785 00:51:38,136 --> 00:51:42,014 I mean, like, you secretly pray that he'll be taller than you, 786 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,642 and not an asshole would be nice. 787 00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:47,603 Just someone who enjoys my company, comes from a good family. 788 00:51:47,687 --> 00:51:50,397 Because you don't think about that when you're younger. 789 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:53,275 I don't know. Someone who wants kids. 790 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,195 Likes kids. Wants kids. 791 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,865 Healthy enough to play with his kids. 792 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,247 Please let him earn more money than I do. 793 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,291 You might not understand that now, but believe me, you will one day. 794 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:12,211 Otherwise, that's a recipe for disaster. 795 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,465 And hopefully some hair on his head, 796 00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:20,386 but, I mean, even that's not a deal breaker these days. 797 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,391 A nice smile. 798 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:30,729 Yeah, a nice smile. Nice smile just might do it. 799 00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:35,734 Wow, that was depressing. 800 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,114 - I should just date women. - Tried it. 801 00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:42,908 We're no picnic ourselves. 802 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:48,956 I don't mind being married to my career, 803 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:53,836 and I don't expect it to hold me in bed as I fall asleep. 804 00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,050 I just don't want to settle. 805 00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:04,388 You're young. Right now you see settling as some sort of a failure. 806 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:07,141 It is, by definition. 807 00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:12,313 Yeah. But by the time someone is right for you, it won't feel like settling. 808 00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:13,856 And the only person left to judge you 809 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,651 will be the 23-year-old girl with a target on your back. 810 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,908 So, what's the plan for the evening? 811 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:28,454 Well, we were gonna hit that party for the tech conference at the hotel. 812 00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:30,247 I didn't know you could just attend those. 813 00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:32,541 I thought you had to be registered. 814 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,001 Well, technically, I don't think 815 00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:36,795 - it's open to the public. - Just gonna stop by. 816 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,298 You're gonna crash it? 817 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,967 - They throw a really nice party. - Well, they have more money 818 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:44,470 - than they know what to do with. - And they have a good time, usually. 819 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,805 No, no, I get it. I'm in. 820 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,370 Jennifer Chu? 821 00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:11,997 - Shit! - It'll be fine. 822 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,355 Doing all right? 823 00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:40,276 Yeah. This was a great idea. 824 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:44,154 You're so pretty. 825 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:48,367 You're exactly what I wanna look like in 15 years. 826 00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,577 Thank you, Natalie. 827 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,538 You should dance. 828 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,376 - Come on. - No, no, no. 829 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,003 Come on. 830 00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:19,064 - Hi. I'm Dave. - I'm Natalie. 831 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,775 Who's Jennifer? 832 00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:24,945 I don't know. 833 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,199 All right. How's everybody doing out there? 834 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:34,246 All right. Right about now, give it up for a very special alphaTECH guest. 835 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,415 Young MC! 836 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,627 What's up, alphaTECH? 837 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,298 I got a busted computer at home. Can somebody fix it for me? 838 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,041 Bust a move! 839 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,501 - Say, "Yeah!" - Yeah! 840 00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,795 - Say, "Oh, yeah!" - Oh, yeah! 841 00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:26,548 - Say, "Bust a move!" - Bust a move! 842 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,093 - Let me hear you say, "Yeah!" - Yeah! 843 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,974 I want you to have a key to my place. 844 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:42,773 Wow. I had no idea we were at that point in our relationship. 845 00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,608 - Yes. - Wow. 846 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,614 Where is she? 847 00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:54,410 Lying in my bed I hear the 848 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:58,080 Clock tick and think of you 849 00:56:58,164 --> 00:57:01,125 Caught up in circles 850 00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:05,421 Confusion is nothing new 851 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:06,922 Flash back 852 00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:09,174 To warm nights 853 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,844 Almost left behind 854 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:16,765 Suitcase of memories 855 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,434 Time after 856 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:21,353 Sometimes you picture me... 857 00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:28,819 Back home I don't get to act the way I do with you. 858 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:32,781 - That's why I don't have a back home. - I know. 859 00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,700 You're so cool. 860 00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:37,202 Mr. Empty Backpack. 861 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,497 - You know about my backpack? - I googled you. 862 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:41,832 You did? 863 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:44,460 It's what us modern girls do when we have a crush. 864 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,296 Did it bother you? 865 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,547 It depends. 866 00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:50,924 Is the bag empty because you hate people 867 00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:53,093 or because you hate the baggage that they come along with? 868 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,637 I don't hate people. I'm not exactly a hermit. 869 00:57:55,722 --> 00:58:00,225 You just don't want to be tied down with the whole responsibility thing? 870 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:03,812 I don't know what originally sparked the backpack. 871 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,898 Probably needed to be alone. 872 00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:11,403 Recently, I've been thinking that I needed to empty the backpack 873 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:14,656 before I knew what to put back in it. 874 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:36,220 - Oh, no! - I think we're out of gas. 875 00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:18,971 Hey. You're up? 876 00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:23,141 Yeah, I have to fly standby and make a meeting in Cincinnati. 877 00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:26,270 Okay. 878 00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,856 I made you feel cheap. 879 00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:33,986 It's all right. Just leave the money on the dresser. 880 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:37,823 I'll text you later so we can swap schedules. 881 00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:42,327 Hey. 882 00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:46,039 I really like you. 883 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,419 - I like you, too. - Good. 884 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,631 Go catch your plane. 885 01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:08,854 Last night... 886 01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:12,649 It was kind of out of hand, and I said things... 887 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:17,237 I'm not actually sure of everything that I said, 888 01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:20,115 - but I didn't want you to think... - Just relax. 889 01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:22,701 It was nice to see you cut loose. 890 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,329 So, did you wake him up or slip out? 891 01:00:27,081 --> 01:00:29,791 - What? - This morning. Your new friend. 892 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,376 Did you wake him up for an awkward goodbye 893 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,546 or did you just slip out and make him feel like a whore? 894 01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,676 - I just left. - Protocol's always tricky. 895 01:00:43,097 --> 01:00:44,848 What happened to Alex? 896 01:00:44,932 --> 01:00:47,017 She had to leave town early to get to a meeting. 897 01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:50,270 - That's too bad. Where does she live? - Chicago. 898 01:00:51,522 --> 01:00:53,065 Thinking of going to see her? 899 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,484 We don't really have that kind of relationship. Try right over there. 900 01:00:55,568 --> 01:00:57,152 That direction. 901 01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,906 What kind of relationship do you have? 902 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,533 Well, you know, casual. 903 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,412 - Sounds pretty special. - It works for us. 904 01:01:09,707 --> 01:01:12,125 Don't you think there's a future there? 905 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,503 I never really thought about it. What's going on here? 906 01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:17,130 - Really never thought about it? - No. 907 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:21,009 How can you not think about that? 908 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:22,594 How does it not even cross your mind 909 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,388 that you might want a future with someone? 910 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:27,516 It's simple. You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes 911 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,893 and you can feel them staring into your soul 912 01:01:29,977 --> 01:01:33,522 and the whole world goes quiet just for a second? 913 01:01:33,606 --> 01:01:35,816 - Yes. - Right. Well, I don't. 914 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,069 - You're an asshole. - No. 915 01:01:39,153 --> 01:01:40,987 Look, I'm just dicking around. Come on. Give me a hand. 916 01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:42,531 Don't you think it's worth giving her a chance? 917 01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:45,367 - A chance to what? - A chance at something real. 918 01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:48,161 Natalie, your definition of real is going to evolve as you get older. 919 01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:50,163 Can you stop condescending for one second 920 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:52,833 or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy? 921 01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:55,544 - Bullshit philosophy? - The isolation, the traveling. 922 01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:58,171 - Is that supposed to be charming? - No, it's simply a life choice. 923 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:01,508 - It's a cocoon of self-banishment. - Wow. Big words. 924 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,176 Screw you. 925 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,011 Screw you, too. 926 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:07,597 You have set up a way of life that basically makes it impossible 927 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:09,599 for you to have any kind of human connection. 928 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,017 And now this woman comes along 929 01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:14,521 and somehow runs the gauntlet of your ridiculous life choice 930 01:02:14,605 --> 01:02:18,191 and comes out on the other end smiling just so you can call her "casual"? 931 01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:21,069 I need to grow up? You're a 12-year-old. 932 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,655 I don't have a gauntlet... 933 01:02:26,784 --> 01:02:27,993 Fuck. 934 01:03:09,243 --> 01:03:11,787 Now, listen, these Detroit guys can be tough. 935 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:12,996 They've been getting hammered. 936 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,123 So, you don't get distracted. Stick with the simple stuff. 937 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:19,544 You get these packets in their hand and you get them out the door, okay? 938 01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,559 Hey, welcome to Detroit. 939 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,311 What's going on here? 940 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:38,438 I've been looking at those great numbers over the last few days. 941 01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:40,774 I thought maybe we should just nut up and give this a try. 942 01:03:40,858 --> 01:03:42,150 We could use a little more time. 943 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,153 Well, you got to leave the nest at some point, huh? 944 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,864 This is a real company, Craig. We're here to do some damage. 945 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,158 I know. It's a good thing we brought our best, okay. 946 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:51,701 Let's stop screwing around. 947 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:54,871 All right. Just give me a minute to prepare and get my things together. 948 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:58,333 I was thinking that Natalie was going to take this one. 949 01:03:58,417 --> 01:03:59,918 She's hardly ready for that. 950 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,212 I've been watching her results the last few days. She's great. 951 01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:03,672 This is a whole other animal. 952 01:04:03,756 --> 01:04:05,799 You know, she created it and everything, right? 953 01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:08,260 Natalie, are you not up for it? 954 01:04:10,471 --> 01:04:12,848 - Yeah, I'm game. - That's my girl. 955 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:18,436 Just remember, don't apologize, don't tell them how hard this is for you. 956 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,856 Today's one of the worst days they're ever gonna have in their life. 957 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,441 How we feel doesn't even compare. 958 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,361 - Got it. - All right. Just keep it professional. 959 01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:27,946 You'll be fine. 960 01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:33,910 What's all this? What's going on? 961 01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:37,747 Hello, Mr. Samuels. I wish I were here with better news. 962 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:43,461 However, your position here at Wertheimer's is no longer available. 963 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,755 What are you talking about? 964 01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:48,633 You've been let go. 965 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:51,303 Just like that? 966 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,681 Who are you? 967 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,059 My name is Miss Keener, 968 01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:00,854 and I'm here today to talk about your options. 969 01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:03,690 I worked for this company for 17 years 970 01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:06,484 and they send a fourth-grader to can me? 971 01:05:07,528 --> 01:05:09,821 What the fuck is this? 972 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:21,541 It's perfectly normal to be upset. 973 01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:24,252 However, the sooner you can tell yourself that greater 974 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:26,087 - opportunities are waiting for you... - Greater opportunities? 975 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,423 I'm 57 fucking years old. 976 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:33,845 Anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world 977 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,347 sat where you are now. 978 01:05:37,516 --> 01:05:41,436 And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it. 979 01:05:45,524 --> 01:05:49,569 There's a packet in front of you. I want you to take some time and review it. 980 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:54,699 All the answers you're looking for are inside those pages. 981 01:05:58,329 --> 01:06:00,205 The sooner you trust the process, 982 01:06:00,289 --> 01:06:03,959 the sooner the next step of your life will unveil itself. 983 01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:12,926 I need you to go back to your office now 984 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:16,096 and start putting together your personal things. 985 01:06:33,906 --> 01:06:36,908 Mr. Samuels, that's all we can discuss now. 986 01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:43,205 Mr. Samuels. 987 01:06:57,221 --> 01:06:58,847 Mr. Samuels! 988 01:07:15,072 --> 01:07:16,698 You did good. 989 01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:21,578 You okay? You want me to take over? 990 01:07:21,787 --> 01:07:23,580 No, I'm all right. 991 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:41,389 No. Look, we just got here. 992 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:44,225 That's one place. I think we need to try a few more. 993 01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:46,436 Maybe it doesn't make a difference, 994 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,022 but it's comforting to know that we're in the next room. 995 01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:52,233 I know you don't give a shit about my comfort. 996 01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:55,904 I think we could try a few more, that's all I'm saying. 997 01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:00,909 Fine. 998 01:08:03,996 --> 01:08:06,498 All right. Okay. All right. 999 01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:17,759 He thought you did a great job. You did. I'm real proud of you. 1000 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,178 Thanks. 1001 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,183 They're pulling us off the road. 1002 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,520 We're going home. 1003 01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:31,314 Really? For good? 1004 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:33,650 Yeah. 1005 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,278 Good job. 1006 01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:06,975 I'm sorry about what I said about Alex. That was out of line. 1007 01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:08,977 It's all right. I understand. 1008 01:09:09,061 --> 01:09:12,647 I mean, who am I to be doling out relationship advice, right? 1009 01:09:12,731 --> 01:09:14,149 No kidding. 1010 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,530 Are you gonna be okay? 1011 01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:23,575 - What do you mean? - In Omaha? 1012 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,121 I don't know. 1013 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,625 It's better than you'd think. 1014 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,303 Ryan. 1015 01:09:43,762 --> 01:09:45,972 Ryan. Where are you going? 1016 01:09:46,056 --> 01:09:48,725 I'm grabbing another flight. Something I've got to take care of. 1017 01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:50,935 I'll see you back at home. 1018 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:12,707 Okay, just walk it in a little. 1019 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,626 A little more. 1020 01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,378 There you go. Yeah. 1021 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:22,383 Got it. 1022 01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:27,972 They're a cute couple. 1023 01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:31,309 - You think so? - Yeah, they'll make cute kids. 1024 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:35,313 How do you like Wisconsin in February? 1025 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,274 I like it if you're there. 1026 01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:40,318 And I know a killer burger in Milwaukee. 1027 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,278 Northern Wisconsin. 1028 01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:46,407 What are you doing this weekend? 1029 01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:49,827 - No. - What, I haven't... 1030 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:53,706 - Well, you want me to be your date? - Yeah. Yeah. 1031 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:57,710 - At your sister's wedding? - It's not like I know her that well. 1032 01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,880 Look, I'm not the wedding type, right? 1033 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:04,259 But for the first time in my life, I don't want to be that guy alone at a bar. 1034 01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:07,136 I want a dance partner. I want a "plus one." 1035 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:10,556 And if you can stomach it, I'd like it to be you. 1036 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:38,042 Excuse me. Are you available? 1037 01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:41,838 This line's for members of our Matterhorn Program. 1038 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:48,845 Hey. Ryan. 1039 01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:52,807 - Hey. - Kara. Hi. 1040 01:11:52,891 --> 01:11:55,184 - Hi. - Hey. Hi. 1041 01:11:55,352 --> 01:11:56,811 Alex, this is my sister Kara. 1042 01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:58,563 - Hi. - Well, hello. 1043 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:02,734 Ryan's told me nothing about you. 1044 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,237 So, you two are dating? 1045 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:11,284 - Not exactly. - Well, hey, don't worry about it. 1046 01:12:11,368 --> 01:12:14,620 We're all getting a little old to be calling someone girlfriend. 1047 01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:17,165 I remember when Mom used to call Jack her boyfriend. 1048 01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:21,169 God. Drove me up the wall. Boyfriends are for kids, right? 1049 01:12:22,796 --> 01:12:24,881 So, what are you doing at the hotel? 1050 01:12:24,965 --> 01:12:30,553 Yeah. Okay, Frank and I are trying out a trial separation. 1051 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:32,680 I'm sorry. So, you're not staying at the house? 1052 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,766 No, there was a room on hold here, 1053 01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:37,685 so I thought I'd just take it for the weekend. 1054 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:43,483 - So, the rehearsal dinner. - Yeah, tonight. I'll see you two there. 1055 01:12:47,946 --> 01:12:49,364 Nice digs. 1056 01:12:52,493 --> 01:12:54,202 There's a packet. 1057 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,418 Hey, look who's here. 1058 01:13:03,003 --> 01:13:04,504 - Oh, my God! - He finally made it. 1059 01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:06,714 - Oh, my God! Ryan! - Hey. 1060 01:13:08,592 --> 01:13:09,801 Hi. 1061 01:13:10,969 --> 01:13:14,389 - You must be Alex. - Yes, I am. Hi. How are you? 1062 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:17,433 - You are so beautiful. Kara was right. - Thank you. 1063 01:13:19,561 --> 01:13:23,773 Gosh. You look so grown-up. 1064 01:13:23,982 --> 01:13:26,067 I do? You're the one that's getting married. 1065 01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:27,902 I know, right? 1066 01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:31,447 You haven't even seen my ring. 1067 01:13:32,866 --> 01:13:34,742 - Look at that. - It's lovely. 1068 01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,453 - Jim designed it. - That's... 1069 01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,038 Hey, Jim. 1070 01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:43,334 - Hey. - How's it going? 1071 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,962 - Hey. I'm Ryan. - Jim. Good to meet you. 1072 01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:48,172 - Alex. Pleasure. - Pleasure. 1073 01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:51,426 Thank you, guys, for coming. 1074 01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:53,219 Brother! 1075 01:13:55,305 --> 01:13:57,932 - It's true, though. - Yeah, it's crazy. 1076 01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:01,102 I got the pictures you asked me to get. 1077 01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:03,688 You can just put them right there. 1078 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,358 Yeah, okay. 1079 01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:38,848 You got so many of them up there, I almost didn't have room. 1080 01:14:38,932 --> 01:14:42,143 I know. It's so great. Everyone just chipped in. 1081 01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:45,980 What gave you the idea to do something so... 1082 01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,064 Substantial. 1083 01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:53,112 Well, Jim has a lot of our nest egg invested in this real estate venture. 1084 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:55,865 It's a real estate investment. 1085 01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:58,910 It's exciting, but we went over our finances and... 1086 01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:00,912 A honeymoon just kind of at this state in the game 1087 01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,997 just doesn't really seem affordable. 1088 01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:05,249 So, you know, we just thought, 1089 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:08,920 "Just because we can't travel doesn't mean we can't have pictures." 1090 01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:11,631 - No, I think that's a fabulous idea. - Yeah, it's a good one. 1091 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:14,467 I mean, the concept is turnkey everything. 1092 01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:17,053 Okay? You buy a maintenance contract when you get the home. 1093 01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:19,472 You know, we'll whack your weeds, we'll change your light bulbs. 1094 01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:20,932 Furniture, you can bring your own 1095 01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:23,226 or else you can pick one of our beautiful packages. 1096 01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:26,020 Seamless traditionalism, yet all the perks. 1097 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:27,355 Nice. 1098 01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:29,190 And we all need a place to call our own. 1099 01:15:29,274 --> 01:15:32,401 This is America. This is what we were promised. 1100 01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:35,196 - It's a nice touch. - What? 1101 01:15:35,447 --> 01:15:38,533 The bit at the end about the promise. I like that part. 1102 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,284 Thanks. 1103 01:15:42,913 --> 01:15:46,249 You... You still renting that one-bedroom? 1104 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:49,877 - No. I gave it up. - So, you own now? 1105 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:52,088 - No. - But you're looking? 1106 01:15:53,298 --> 01:15:54,882 No, not really. 1107 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,135 So, you're just good? 1108 01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:00,221 I'm good. 1109 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,306 Well, that's good. 1110 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:05,726 Can you believe it's tomorrow? How are you gonna sleep? 1111 01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:07,311 I don't know. 1112 01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:11,315 - Well, do you want some Xanax? - I don't think that's for sleeping. 1113 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:15,152 Yeah. No, I think I'll just have a glass of warm milk. 1114 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:18,030 - That'll do the trick. - Okay. See you tomorrow. 1115 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:19,407 - Okay. - Bye. 1116 01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:20,491 Bye. 1117 01:16:20,617 --> 01:16:22,910 Hey. There's another box inside. 1118 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:24,704 - I'll grab it. - You sure? 1119 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,497 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1120 01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:38,926 - Jim seems like a good guy. - Yeah, isn't he great? 1121 01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:41,679 He's going to make a great husband. 1122 01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:45,266 You know, Julie, I was thinking, 1123 01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:48,102 you know, with Dad not being here, 1124 01:16:49,771 --> 01:16:53,691 I was wondering if you had anybody to walk you down the aisle. 1125 01:16:55,527 --> 01:16:56,694 Yeah. 1126 01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:00,531 No, Jim's uncle is gonna do it. 1127 01:17:00,949 --> 01:17:03,159 He's been really supportive. 1128 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,119 He's been great. 1129 01:17:05,203 --> 01:17:08,331 Well, good. That's great. I just wanted to make sure that you... 1130 01:17:09,249 --> 01:17:12,043 I wanted you to be covered, that's all. 1131 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,632 So, I should be there, what? 1132 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,134 Yeah, the guests are arriving around 5:00, 1133 01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:24,305 and things get going at 5:30, so around then. 1134 01:17:24,389 --> 01:17:25,765 Okay. 1135 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:32,563 Let me... I'm gonna help you with those. 1136 01:17:33,273 --> 01:17:34,565 Got it. 1137 01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:38,069 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1138 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,164 None of that was here. 1139 01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:51,999 This is all new. 1140 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,512 Really? 1141 01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:07,848 - Is that all you got? - What? 1142 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,108 Give me a boost. 1143 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,444 Watch... 1144 01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:22,863 Hang on. 1145 01:18:30,163 --> 01:18:31,831 I took Geography in here. 1146 01:18:32,999 --> 01:18:35,501 You ever fool around with one of your teachers? 1147 01:18:35,585 --> 01:18:38,629 - No. Did you? - No. Not until college. 1148 01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:46,303 That's me on the right. 1149 01:18:48,348 --> 01:18:50,266 It's kind of hard to tell. 1150 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:52,810 You can tell by the eyebrows. 1151 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:56,021 - You played basketball? - I was a point guard. 1152 01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:57,565 Don't act so surprised. 1153 01:18:57,649 --> 01:19:00,234 I didn't know you were such a jock. 1154 01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:02,695 That's me, too. 1155 01:19:03,947 --> 01:19:05,322 And that. 1156 01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:10,244 - My first fight. - How'd it go? 1157 01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:12,079 Got my ass kicked. 1158 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:15,666 This is where we used to go to make out. 1159 01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:19,587 Yes. Yeah. This is very romantic. 1160 01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:27,595 Go, Cougars! 1161 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,561 I'm really happy I came here. 1162 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:37,271 So am I. 1163 01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:44,445 It's Kara. 1164 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,531 - Hey. - Ryan, where are you? 1165 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,241 We're having a meltdown here. 1166 01:19:49,367 --> 01:19:50,409 What's going on? What happened? 1167 01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:52,912 It's Jim. Can you get back here? We need your help. 1168 01:19:52,996 --> 01:19:54,288 Okay. 1169 01:19:55,999 --> 01:19:57,541 We got to go. 1170 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,005 - I'll grab your suit. - Thanks. 1171 01:20:22,734 --> 01:20:25,486 - What happened? - Jim's got cold feet. 1172 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:28,447 - Today? - Yeah, that's how cold feet work. 1173 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:31,116 - What do you want me to do? - Talk to him. 1174 01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:34,245 - You want me to talk to him? - Hey, it's either you or me. 1175 01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:36,997 You know my track record. I've already struck out once. 1176 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:39,333 I haven't been to bat. I haven't been in the dugout. 1177 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:41,794 Don't you talk for a living? Motivational-type stuff? 1178 01:20:41,878 --> 01:20:44,088 I tell people how to avoid commitment. 1179 01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,340 What kind of fucked-up message is that? 1180 01:20:46,424 --> 01:20:47,883 - It's a philosophy. - It's stupid. 1181 01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:49,760 Hey, it could have helped you. 1182 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:55,724 Ryan, you haven't been around much. Fuck, basically, you don't exist to us. 1183 01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,978 I know you wanna be there for her. 1184 01:20:59,771 --> 01:21:02,815 Well, here it is. This is your chance. 1185 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:26,672 Hey. What's up, Ryan? 1186 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,718 - Jim. - You ever read this before? 1187 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:35,472 - Yeah, it's pretty powerful stuff. - Yeah, I'll say. 1188 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:43,981 Kara mentioned that you were having some thoughts. 1189 01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:48,819 I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this. 1190 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:52,573 And why would you say that today? 1191 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:58,412 Well, last night I was kind of laying in bed and I couldn't get to sleep, 1192 01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:00,789 so I started thinking about the wedding and the ceremony, 1193 01:22:00,874 --> 01:22:04,793 and about our buying a house and moving in together, 1194 01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:07,755 and having a kid and then having another kid. 1195 01:22:07,839 --> 01:22:11,759 And then Christmas and Thanksgiving and spring break 1196 01:22:11,843 --> 01:22:15,179 and going to football games. And then, all of a sudden, they're graduating, 1197 01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:17,097 they're getting jobs, and they're getting married, 1198 01:22:17,182 --> 01:22:19,433 and, you know, I'm a grandparent. 1199 01:22:19,517 --> 01:22:23,020 And then I'm retired. I'm losing my hair. I'm getting fat. 1200 01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:25,314 And then the next thing you know, I'm dead. 1201 01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:29,360 I'm just, like... I can't stop from thinking, "What's the point?" 1202 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:36,909 - I mean, what is the point? - The point? 1203 01:22:36,993 --> 01:22:39,662 Yeah, I mean, what am I starting here? 1204 01:22:41,581 --> 01:22:44,124 Jim, it's marriage. 1205 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:49,880 It's one of the most beautiful things on earth. It's what people aspire to. 1206 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:53,133 - You never got married. - That's true. 1207 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:57,096 - I mean, you never even tried. - Well, it's hard to define try. 1208 01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,639 I don't know, just... 1209 01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:00,891 You seem happier than all my married friends. 1210 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:07,189 Look, Jim, I'm not gonna lie to you. Marriage can be a pain in the ass. 1211 01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:12,152 And you're kind of right. This all is just stuff that leads to your eventual demise. 1212 01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:14,321 - Yes. - And we're all on running clocks, 1213 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,573 and they can't be slowed down or paused, 1214 01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:20,160 and, you know, we all end up in the same place. 1215 01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:21,578 Yeah. 1216 01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:24,623 There is no point. 1217 01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:27,418 There is no point. That's what I'm saying. 1218 01:23:32,590 --> 01:23:34,133 You know, 1219 01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:38,679 I'm not normally the guy you would talk to about stuff like this. 1220 01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,810 If you think about it, 1221 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:50,983 your favorite memories, the most important moments in your life, 1222 01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:52,609 were you alone? 1223 01:23:54,654 --> 01:23:56,196 No, I guess not. 1224 01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:01,201 Hey, come to think of it, last night, the night before your wedding, 1225 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:03,203 when all this shit is swirling around in your head, 1226 01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:05,539 weren't you guys sleeping in separate bedrooms? 1227 01:24:05,623 --> 01:24:07,458 Yeah, Julie went back to the apartment, 1228 01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:10,627 and I was just by myself in the honeymoon suite. 1229 01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:13,964 - Kind of lonely, huh? - Yes, it was pretty lonely. 1230 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,970 - Life's better with company. - Yeah. 1231 01:24:21,097 --> 01:24:23,265 Everybody needs a co-pilot. 1232 01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:27,686 - That was a nice touch. - Thanks. 1233 01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:34,735 - So, what's the mood like out there? - It's not good. 1234 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,905 - She's pretty pissed? - She's upset. 1235 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:42,409 What should I do? 1236 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,704 Go get her. 1237 01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:03,680 I'm such a fuck-up. I love you so much. 1238 01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:06,391 Will you be my co-pilot? 1239 01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:10,562 Yes. Yes. 1240 01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:17,820 Welcome home. 1241 01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:55,686 Okay, this is your stop. 1242 01:28:03,152 --> 01:28:07,114 - When am I gonna see you? - You're just gonna have to come visit. 1243 01:28:07,865 --> 01:28:09,491 So settled. 1244 01:28:11,202 --> 01:28:13,203 You're not gonna change on me, are you? 1245 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:16,790 No. Same guy. Just one address. 1246 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,085 This is your final boarding call 1247 01:28:20,169 --> 01:28:23,213 for American Airlines flight number 3972 to Chicago. 1248 01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:27,968 All right. Call me when you get lonely. 1249 01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:32,639 I'm lonely. 1250 01:29:06,257 --> 01:29:07,966 Some guy sits down in a conference room somewhere 1251 01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:11,595 and our server routes his session to one of our termination engineers. 1252 01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:13,513 "Termination engineers"? Really? 1253 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,058 I preferred "terminators," but it bumped with Legal. 1254 01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:17,601 Can't imagine why. 1255 01:29:17,685 --> 01:29:19,686 They follow a workflow that takes them through anything 1256 01:29:19,771 --> 01:29:21,313 from a standard dismissal to a violent aggressor. 1257 01:29:21,397 --> 01:29:23,940 What are they doing now? Are they practicing? 1258 01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:27,444 Well, beta testing, role-playing. We go live at the end of the month. 1259 01:29:28,237 --> 01:29:30,405 Kyle, you're running through the events too quickly. 1260 01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:32,657 You need to give them time to acknowledge each statement, okay? 1261 01:29:32,742 --> 01:29:34,493 It's a legal thing. 1262 01:29:35,119 --> 01:29:37,454 - Ryan? - Yeah. There's more? 1263 01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:46,713 This is ridiculous. 1264 01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:48,840 But, you know, Legal's really starting to come hard at me 1265 01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:51,635 on this term "terminate," so... 1266 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,883 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together 1267 01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:35,095 for today's challenge speaker, Mr. Ryan Bingham. 1268 01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:38,849 Go get them. 1269 01:30:49,318 --> 01:30:52,404 Last year, I flew 350,000 miles. 1270 01:30:54,073 --> 01:30:55,740 The moon is 250. 1271 01:30:58,995 --> 01:31:03,457 I want you to imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack. 1272 01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:06,251 I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders. 1273 01:31:07,211 --> 01:31:08,712 You feel them? 1274 01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:14,885 Now I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life. 1275 01:31:16,387 --> 01:31:21,224 Start with the little things, the things on shelves and in drawers. 1276 01:31:41,370 --> 01:31:42,829 Excuse me. 1277 01:31:46,459 --> 01:31:48,251 What the fuck are you doing? 1278 01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:50,420 Okay, everyone, just relax. 1279 01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:18,114 - Hey, you gotta sign. - Thought I did that already. 1280 01:32:19,450 --> 01:32:21,535 - Okay, thank you. - All right. 1281 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:27,749 Hey, you forgot to give me your Hertz No.1 Gold Card! 1282 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:05,412 So, I was in the neighborhood. 1283 01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:11,459 Hey! Hey, wait! Wait, wait. 1284 01:33:20,469 --> 01:33:24,389 - Hey, honey, who's at the door? - It's just somebody who's lost. 1285 01:34:23,366 --> 01:34:24,699 Alex? 1286 01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:27,744 What were you thinking, showing up at my door like that? 1287 01:34:27,828 --> 01:34:29,996 What do you mean? I... I wanted to see you. 1288 01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:32,999 I didn't know you had a family. Why wouldn't you tell me that? 1289 01:34:33,084 --> 01:34:34,334 Look, I'm sorry I ruined your evening, 1290 01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:36,670 but, I mean, you could have seriously screwed things up for me. 1291 01:34:36,754 --> 01:34:40,298 That's my family. That's my real life. 1292 01:34:43,427 --> 01:34:45,345 I thought I was a part of your real life. 1293 01:34:47,014 --> 01:34:49,140 I thought we signed up for the same thing. 1294 01:34:51,227 --> 01:34:55,105 Try and help me understand exactly what it is that you signed up for. 1295 01:34:56,482 --> 01:34:59,484 I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. 1296 01:34:59,568 --> 01:35:03,446 I mean, you are an escape. 1297 01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:10,161 You're a break from our normal lives. You're a parenthesis. 1298 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,875 I'm a parenthesis? 1299 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,168 I mean... 1300 01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:22,298 What do you want? Tell me what you want. 1301 01:35:28,305 --> 01:35:30,306 You don't even know what you want. 1302 01:35:33,018 --> 01:35:35,019 I'm a grown-up, okay? 1303 01:35:35,438 --> 01:35:39,524 So, if you would like to see me again, then give me a call. 1304 01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:42,694 Okay? 1305 01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:02,088 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special announcement to make. 1306 01:36:02,173 --> 01:36:06,593 Our pilot has just informed me that we are passing over the city of Dubuque, 1307 01:36:06,677 --> 01:36:09,262 which might not mean much to most of you, 1308 01:36:09,346 --> 01:36:11,890 but means a lot to one of our flyers today. 1309 01:36:11,974 --> 01:36:16,853 - Oh, no. - Because he just hit 10 million miles! 1310 01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:22,108 Congratulations. 1311 01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:25,737 - Such an amazing accomplishment. - You must be very, very excited. 1312 01:36:26,447 --> 01:36:29,032 - Hi, Captain. - Captain. 1313 01:36:29,116 --> 01:36:30,825 That seat taken? 1314 01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:33,119 No. No. 1315 01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,420 You're the youngest yet to hit 10 mil. 1316 01:36:43,756 --> 01:36:48,843 - Don't know where you found the time. - Yeah. I don't know. 1317 01:36:50,554 --> 01:36:51,971 Oh, yeah. 1318 01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:56,559 Here you go. 1319 01:36:58,896 --> 01:37:02,732 Seventh card we've made. Small club. 1320 01:37:06,195 --> 01:37:08,655 We really appreciate your loyalty. 1321 01:37:11,909 --> 01:37:14,828 You know how many times I thought about this moment? 1322 01:37:17,206 --> 01:37:20,500 Played out the conversation that you and I would have right here. 1323 01:37:20,584 --> 01:37:21,876 Really? 1324 01:37:24,922 --> 01:37:26,923 What did you want to say? 1325 01:37:31,929 --> 01:37:33,888 You know, I don't remember. 1326 01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:39,269 That's all right. It happens to all of us. 1327 01:37:43,774 --> 01:37:45,775 So, where are you from? 1328 01:37:51,907 --> 01:37:53,491 I'm from here. 1329 01:38:12,136 --> 01:38:13,845 Hello, Mr. Bingham. 1330 01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:18,308 - How did you know it was me? - This is your dedicated line. 1331 01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:21,728 We reserve them for our most loyal and appreciated flyers. 1332 01:38:21,812 --> 01:38:23,605 I'd like to transfer some of my miles. 1333 01:38:23,689 --> 01:38:26,858 Can I open up an account to Jim and Julie Miller? 1334 01:38:27,484 --> 01:38:29,944 Certainly. How many miles would you like to transfer? 1335 01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:32,697 How many miles does it take to circle the globe? 1336 01:38:32,781 --> 01:38:36,910 We have our round-the-world tickets. They're 500,000 miles each. 1337 01:38:36,994 --> 01:38:38,661 - That'd be fine. - Got a second? 1338 01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:40,038 I'll call you back. 1339 01:38:40,122 --> 01:38:41,164 What the hell happened to you yesterday? 1340 01:38:41,248 --> 01:38:42,916 I was trying to get hold of you all day. 1341 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:46,419 I was... Some personal stuff. What's going on? 1342 01:38:46,503 --> 01:38:48,796 Do you remember Karen Barnes, 1343 01:38:49,798 --> 01:38:53,384 part of a 30-person reduction a few weeks back in Wichita? 1344 01:38:53,469 --> 01:38:55,219 Natalie fired her. 1345 01:38:55,804 --> 01:38:58,014 I fire dozens of people a day. I... 1346 01:38:58,098 --> 01:39:00,850 She killed herself, jumped off a bridge. 1347 01:39:02,895 --> 01:39:04,103 Fuck. 1348 01:39:04,563 --> 01:39:06,064 I need to know 1349 01:39:06,148 --> 01:39:10,109 if you remember any woman that gave you any signals, depression... 1350 01:39:10,194 --> 01:39:11,778 They're all depressed. We're firing them. 1351 01:39:11,862 --> 01:39:14,697 Hey, I need to ask you this stuff, okay? 1352 01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:18,868 No, I don't remember anything. You never think that they're... 1353 01:39:21,497 --> 01:39:23,206 You don't remember any woman that gave you any signals? 1354 01:39:23,290 --> 01:39:26,542 - Anything at all, Ryan? - No, nothing stands out. 1355 01:39:30,339 --> 01:39:32,966 - Natalie all right? - Natalie quit. 1356 01:39:37,221 --> 01:39:40,056 - She quit? - Text message. 1357 01:39:41,767 --> 01:39:44,644 Yeah, fucking nice, right? No one's got any manners any more. 1358 01:39:45,729 --> 01:39:49,399 - She say where she was going? - No. She was a little upset. 1359 01:39:51,777 --> 01:39:53,903 I should give her a call. 1360 01:39:56,991 --> 01:39:59,158 I need you back in the air. 1361 01:40:02,746 --> 01:40:06,249 Hey, did you hear what I said? I thought you'd be thrilled about that. 1362 01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:08,876 It's fine. What about the videoconferencing? 1363 01:40:08,961 --> 01:40:12,630 CTC is going to pause the new-media front. 1364 01:40:12,715 --> 01:40:15,133 They're gonna give it some more thought. 1365 01:40:15,217 --> 01:40:17,135 We are gonna get our workhorses back in the air, 1366 01:40:17,219 --> 01:40:19,554 doing what they do best, okay? 1367 01:40:20,973 --> 01:40:25,143 - How long are you sending me out? - We're gonna let you sail and sail. 1368 01:40:25,227 --> 01:40:28,229 You send us a postcard if you ever get there. 1369 01:40:42,286 --> 01:40:44,287 So, what happened? 1370 01:40:45,914 --> 01:40:49,876 - How exactly do you mean? - You graduated top of your class. 1371 01:40:50,502 --> 01:40:53,212 You seemed to have your pick of employment, including right here. 1372 01:40:53,297 --> 01:40:56,716 Instead you went to Omaha to fire people for a living? 1373 01:40:58,802 --> 01:41:01,095 - It's challenging work. - I'll say. 1374 01:41:02,264 --> 01:41:05,224 I can't imagine doing that day in, day out. 1375 01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:07,060 Not in this climate. 1376 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:11,147 I followed a boy. 1377 01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:18,154 Well, I guess everybody does that at one point or another. 1378 01:41:24,495 --> 01:41:26,537 This guy says I'd be lucky to have you. 1379 01:41:26,997 --> 01:41:29,123 To whom it may concern, 1380 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:32,418 I can't even count the number of people I've fired in my lifetime. 1381 01:41:32,503 --> 01:41:36,339 So many that I've actually forgotten what it's like to hire somebody. 1382 01:41:36,423 --> 01:41:40,384 We've never met, but I know you'd be lucky to have Natalie Keener. 1383 01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:44,180 My advice? Take her and don't look back. 1384 01:41:44,264 --> 01:41:47,141 She'll be the best decision you've made in a long time. 1385 01:41:51,688 --> 01:41:53,648 I sure hope he's right. 1386 01:42:05,035 --> 01:42:07,120 Well, I don't have a lot of hope, 1387 01:42:07,204 --> 01:42:09,956 and I really don't know when it's gonna get better. 1388 01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:12,792 There's a lot of people unemployed, 1389 01:42:12,876 --> 01:42:17,004 and I really don't know when there's gonna be light at the end of the tunnel. 1390 01:42:17,548 --> 01:42:19,799 I can't find much to talk about. 1391 01:42:19,883 --> 01:42:22,218 Talk about being proud. I'm proud of my kids. 1392 01:42:22,302 --> 01:42:27,765 I think the anger comes from the fact that I just wasn't needed any more. 1393 01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:29,767 I would say, you know, 1394 01:42:30,477 --> 01:42:34,564 without my friends and my family, I wouldn't have made it. 1395 01:42:34,648 --> 01:42:37,441 It would have been a lot tougher if I would have had to make it on my own. 1396 01:42:37,526 --> 01:42:41,529 When I wake up in the morning and I look over and I see my wife, 1397 01:42:43,031 --> 01:42:44,574 that gives me the sense of purpose. 1398 01:42:44,658 --> 01:42:47,785 It's not all about the money. Money can keep you warm. 1399 01:42:47,870 --> 01:42:51,247 It pays your heating bills, you know. It can buy you a blanket. 1400 01:42:52,791 --> 01:42:56,836 But it's not as... Doesn't keep you as warm as when my husband holds me. 1401 01:42:57,588 --> 01:43:01,257 Let me get up. Let me get out. Let me find something. 1402 01:43:02,926 --> 01:43:06,053 So, my kids are my purpose, my family. 1403 01:43:36,168 --> 01:43:38,211 Tonight most people will be welcomed home 1404 01:43:38,295 --> 01:43:40,796 by jumping dogs and squealing kids. 1405 01:43:41,965 --> 01:43:45,843 Their spouses will ask about their day, and tonight they'll sleep. 1406 01:43:46,845 --> 01:43:50,640 The stars will wheel forth from their daytime hiding places. 1407 01:43:52,309 --> 01:43:55,978 And one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, 1408 01:43:56,063 --> 01:43:58,481 will be my wingtip passing over. 1409 01:46:09,404 --> 01:46:11,364 Hi, Jason. My name is Kevin, 1410 01:46:11,448 --> 01:46:13,824 and I recently lost my job. 1411 01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:19,747 I wrote this song as sort of a statement about uncertainty 1412 01:46:19,831 --> 01:46:23,376 and having a certain amount of anxiety about the future. 1413 01:46:24,961 --> 01:46:27,630 So, maybe you can use it in your movie. 111994

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