All language subtitles for forever.2018.s01e03.webrip.x264-memento-NH

What the fuck was that?

Calm down, man.
It was just a bird.

Yeah, I don't know, man.
Or a drone.

It was a bird, trust me.

What do you think
they're saying?

What are you talking about?

Man, they're not just
making noise for no reason.

- They're communicating.
- Well, if you're so smart,

what are they saying?

"Come fuck me.
I'm a bird."

"Come fuck me."

That's all birds are ever
screaming about all the time.

Can't just be that.

What about, "It's too cold.
Let's fly south,"

or, "I got a worm over here"?

See, that's the thing,
if you were a smart bird,

you wouldn't
talk about the worm.

- You keep that to yourself.
- But in this scenario,

you're telling your babies.

Help them grow and shit.

Man, so this is your job?

You just get paid
to sit in this car all day?

Yep, I think they
shut down this neighborhood

'cause of a mold problem
or something.

I forget.

I just drive around,
make sure nobody sneaks in

to do drugs or anything.

Nice, nice.
Hey, I got to piss, man.

Where can I do that?

Look around, man.
Nobody's here.

Piss wherever you want.
Take a shit. I don't care.

Damn, this job rules, man.

It's amazing that you're here.

I dreamed of this happening.

I mean, I...I didn't
want you to die,

but you know what I'm saying.

I just...

I missed you so much.

I missed you too.

Who's that guy, honey?
Is he a friend of yours?

Why is he just
peeing in front of us?

He's a Current.

That's what we call people
who are still alive.

We're Formers.

We can see them.
They can't see us.

Different worlds.

Hey, man, this place
is creepy as fuck.

Let's get out of here.

It's funny,
there's only two reasons

to pee or to do drugs.

Those guys did both.

Holy shit.

It's okay.
She's gonna be all right.

Come on,
I'll show you around.

- Hi, Jim!
- There he is, Big O!

- Konnichiwa, Oscar.
- Konnichiwa, Nakajima-san.

Um, Mrs. Nakajima is teaching me
a couple of words of Japanese.

It's going very yoku.

Japanese?

Yeah, I've made
a lot of friends here.

There's so many
interesting people.

Are you okay?

Yeah, it's just
a lot to take in.

Of course.
You're doing better than I was.

When I first got here,
I was doing a lot of

touching my own face
and screaming.

Thank you.

So what are we
supposed to be doing?

I don't know.

- Does anybody know?
- Not really.

No one like, sits you down

and gives you
an informational packet.

That would have been cool.
I love packets.

I kind of feel like I got
tossed in the deep end here.

- Can we sit down for a second?
- Of course.

Look, there's not a ton
for you to know.

We just kind of live.

I know it sounds
a little ironic, but...

well, that's the only word
I can think of.

So this is it?
We just...

keep going?

I mean, how long
does this go on for?

I mean, what's the point
of all this?

Well, what was the point
of the thing before this?

Oh, God.

Oh, boy. Oh, man.

Is this really happening?

Am I hallucinating?

I took a Tylenol PM
before my flight.

But this...this really
seems extreme.

Hey, you got
to be careful with those.

They're habit-forming.

I guess it doesn't matter now,
because, well,

you're definitely dead.

Is there a god, honey?

I don't know.

But there is
a shuffleboard court here.

Oh, and this is
actually important.

I...I need
to tell you about this.

What is it?

It's the fountain.

It's pretty.
Does it do something?

Well, one of the things
we do know

is that the farther away
you get from the fountain,

the weaker we feel.

You can't tell if you're close,
but you start to notice

as you walk farther away.

- How far can you get?
- It's hard to tell.

I mean, you just...you don't
want to push things too far.

No, don't touch that!

Why? What happens
if I touch it?

Nothing, I'm just
fucking with you.

Should have seen
the look on your face.

You were like, "Uh..."

Hey, check this shit out.

Fuck, almost got it.

Try...try it again.

- Fuck!
- Who's this asshole kid?

That's Mark.
He's my best friend.

He died in the '70s,

so he's been here
a long time.

- Come play with us, Mark.
- No, fuck off, Josiah.

You'll play with us someday.

Ugh, I hate those kids.

Something about dying young
really fucks you up.

It's like getting famous
at a young age.

Okay, can we maybe go home
and just relax for a second?

Of course.
You must be overwhelmed.

- Yeah, it's a lot.
- Let's go back home.

- It was nice meeting you.
- Yeah.

Reunion fuck.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oolong tea with, uh,
just a touch of honey.

- Your favorite.
- Oh, wow.

They have that here?

Well, it showed up
when you did.

I think you're really gonna
like it here.

It's not so bad.

And it's a lot better
now that we're together.

I'm so glad you're here.

Me too.

I'm really, really, really,
really glad you're here.

It's cool we can
still do that, huh?

Wow, this house
is really nice.

Yeah, I had nothing
to do with it.

It was like this
when I got here.

There are so many
seating options.

Yeah.

Hey, what do you think
is the all-time

best way to sit, ever?

That's easy.

Cross-legged,
left over right.

- Okay.
- See, it's comfortable.

It's fun. Put your coffee
right here on your knee.

Ah, but don't you think
you're being a little sexist?

I mean, that would be fine
if I were wearing jeans,

but what if I decided
to put on a pencil skirt?

You'd be getting
a real show right now.

I say, if you're gonna
cross your legs,

why don't you go all the way?

See that?
Stable, compact, right?

And the best part is,

I'm not showing off
my genitals.

Mm-hmm, okay,
now you're being sexist.

- What?
- Oh, yes. Look.

In your version...
look at that.

This crushes my genitals.

- Oh.
- It's like a vise.

That's why I always sit
like this.

- You always sit like that?
- I just get up on here.

- Here we go.
- Mm-hmm.

- You got your heels together.
- Right.

Right, just dig these out
like that.

And just put your shoes
right on the couch.

- Just like that, right?
- Yeah.

Okay.
Oh, this is nice.

- And then palms up.
- Oh, palms up.

Right, so that, you know,
if you're at a party

or something like that,
"Oh, can I have a drink?

Just place it on there.
That's fine."

"And could I get a drink too?

And, you know,
one for my friend here?"

Um, I think if you also add
a really deep stretch to it.

- Yeah.
- This is great.

The winged butterfly position,
right?

We figured it out, I think.

I feel like I could
sit like this forever.

Yeah, same here.

- Are you in a lot of pain?
- I am in immense pain, yes.

Oh, I really thought
that I would be

a lot more flexible
after death.

Hey, um, I want
to show you something.

- Right now?
- Yeah.

It's a little bit of a walk.

But I promise you,
it's worth it.

Okay, let's go.

Look, here it is!

The lake house.

It's close enough
to the fountain.

We can come here
whenever we want.

This is great.

Amazed that I found it.

It's exactly
how I remember it.

- Just like old times, huh?
- Yeah.

Hmm.

We had some good times
on that couch.

- What?
- Sorry, it sounded sexual.

But I was mostly talking
about when we played Uno.

Uh-huh.

So what should we do
when we're here?

Should we walk down
by the lake?

We could go out
and sit on the back porch.

We could take a nap.

You guys
have fun fishing?

Yeah, that was
very fun, Daddy.

Thank you.
- Who the fuck are these people?

That was really fun, Daddy.

What the hell is happening?

Oscar, I have
to be honest with you.

I sold this house
a few months ago.

I just didn't know
if I would use it that much.

Oh, my God.

He's got his wet boots
right on the floor.

I'm so sorry.
It was a really tough decision.

You know what?

It might be fine.

They don't know we're here.
They can't see us.

I mean, we can still
do whatever we want.

Yeah.

Okay.

I missed this.

Me too.

Is that a Canada goose?

Uh-huh, yep.
I think it is.

That's mine!
Give me back my bracelet!

- No, I want to wear it!
- It's mine!

Separate, separate!
I will take away your phones!

- She started it.
- Get inside.

- No.
- Stupid.

- Idiot.
- Hey, would you...

This is...
We're having fun here!

This isn't gonna work.

- Maybe we should go?
- No.

No, this is our lake house.
We were so happy here.

- I know that, but...
- There's plenty of cabins

around here.

These people
can find another one.

I don't see why
they would ever leave, though.

Come on, guys.
Really?

I thought you'd be
better than this.

What do you mean?

I know
what you're getting at.

Well, what do you think
I'm getting at?

You want us to...

..."haunt them."

When you say it like that,
it sounds stupid.

I mean, could we even
do something like that?

We can, but we don't.

Our community, Formers,
we don't do that.

- Well, why not?
- Well, first of all,

it's really hard to do,
and it plays into

stereotypes about us.

We're just past that
as a culture.

Okay, but what if...

we told you you had to
because you're still a kid

and we're adults and you
have to do whatever we say?

Is she fucking joking
with this shit?

We're sorry.
She's sorry.

I'm fucking 58, lady.

I'm older than you.
Show some respect.

Okay, I'm sorry.
It just looks like you haven't

gone through puberty yet.

- Oh!
- Please, just...just this once.

I mean, it's really
important to us.

That was our special place.

Ugh, your special place?
That sucks.

- Why? Why does that suck?
- You know why.

Hey...

...I'm asking you
as your buddy.

if I help you out,

you have to cook me dinner
every night for a month.

Are you kidding?

I-I would love that.
Please, yes.

Uh, we'll start with Italy.

We'll do a food tour
of the world.

Ugh, never mind,
maybe just a week.

- Great, let's start tomorrow.
- No, maybe you can just

make me a sandwich
at some point.

- I would love that.
- No, forget that whole thing.

Whatever, let's just go.

Great!
Oh, you're a good friend.

No, I'm not.

Actually, I don't think
he is a good friend.

No, he is. Just got
to give him a chance.

Oh, my God,
tater tots, so good.

- Thank you, honey.
- Thank you.

- Want a tomato?
- All right.

Dudes, if you had just told me
the mom was this hot,

I would have come right away.

Isn't she a little young
for you, Grandpa?

What are you talking about?
I'm 17.

- You said you were 58.
- I'm both.

So why do you want to
get rid of these Orientals?

Oh, come on,
you can't say "Orientals."

- The term is "Asian-Americans."
- I'm from the '70s.

It wasn't racist
to say anything back then.

- People were cool.
- That is so not true.

- What are you, by the way?
- Hey, okay.

Now, what do we do?

Get some sheets,
some chains or something?

Jesus, follow me.

We got to wait
until it's dark.

So we're kind of limited with
what we can actually do here.

All right, um,
what are our options?

Let's try the light switch.
That's a classic.

Okay.
- So first thing.

You have to imagine
all the energy,

emotions, whatever
in your body

is flowing
to the tip of your finger.

If you concentrate hard enough,
you'll feel a buzz.

Then, and only then, will you
be able to flip the switch.

- Hmm.
- Okay, I got it.

You want
to try it, honey?

Check it out!

- Go ahead, honey, just...
- I am.

There you go,
just flip it.

That's it.

Just go up.
Flick it up.

You got this.
Here you go.

And up!

It's kind of hard.

Are you feeling
the buzz, honey?

- Yeah!
- No, he's not, not even close.

Well, maybe it's
his teacher's fault.

Those instructions
were pretty vague.

The instructions
were fine.

Maybe he's distracted
by your nagging.

- Oh, my God.
- Don't worry, guys.

Okay, I'm gonna get it.

Okay, s-sometimes
it helps if you're angry.

You...you can channel that
into your finger,

like when you punch a wall.

Come on, sweetie, you got it.

Come on!

That's it. That's right.
Come on, push it!

I can't get it, I'm sorry.
I think I hurt my finger too.

- It's all right.
- All right, all right.

Watch and learn.

Whoa!

- Amazing!
- Oh, my gosh!

But it didn't work.
She's still sleeping.

Aw, shit.

Well, I can't do it again,
so we're out of luck.

Well, can I give it a shot?

- Oh, my God.
- Holy fuck!

Oh, my God, look!

I'm doing it!
Oh, shit!

- Great, honey!
- Oh, my God!

That was pretty good.

What are you...
what are you so angry about?

Nothing.

Okay.

See, honey, it's not
doing it anymore.

I saw it, I swear.
The light was going crazy.

- It was super creepy.
- It's probably just

a messed-up fuse or something.

I will check again
in the morning.

- In the meantime...
- No, no, no.

Just, it is so late...
- Yes, honey, come on!

- The systems in this house...
- Get it.

Let me at it.
Let me at it! Come on.

...the electrical systems are,
like...they're really old.

We have a big day tomorrow,
please?

Oh, my God, look,
that horse fell over by itself.

- That is weird.
- Uh-huh.

I don't want
to sleep here tonight.

Yeah, I don't think
you should be in here.

Oh, yes!
Suck it, nice family!

Family campout
in the living room!

- Yay!
- Yeah!

Oh, no, no, no, no,
what are they doing?

- Who wants marshmallows?
- I do!

This is a lot more fun

than sleeping
in our stupid bedrooms.

- Isn't it, guys?
- Yeah.

This is
extremely frustrating.

We'll probably
look back and laugh

when we tell the story
of the time Allison saw...

the Lake House Ghost!

Boo!

- Assholes!
- It's on, it's on, it's on!

Honey, just...just think
of it like a wave

flowing from your hand
to the object.

None of the advice
has been helpful.

- Hey, should we sing a song?
- Yes!

No.

How about "She'll Be Comin'
Round the Mountain"?

♪ She'll be comin'
round the mountain ♪

♪ round the mountain

Wa-hoo!

Well, what now?

There's one last thing
I can think of.

I don't even know
if it's possible,

but I heard a rumor
that this Former

named Howard did it once.

- What is it?
- It's called flipping.

If you focus hard enough,
basically turn your body

inside out, the Currents
can see you for a split second.

- Oh, my God.
- That sounds very scary.

We got to try it.

Again, I don't even know
if it's possible.

I believe in you.
If anyone can do it, it's you.

Well, you're right about that.

Let me go inside,
get prepared.

Try and scare the shit
out of these...

"Asian-Americans."

You know, honey, um,

I really appreciate
you taking me here.

Um, but I've been doing
some thinking, and...

I think maybe
we should let this go.

- What do you mean?
- I mean, look.

I...I think that we've
had great times here,

and this place will always
be special to us.

But it's just a house.
You know?

Plus, the two of us
are in this new situation

that's kind of weird,
but it's very exciting,

and I really think
we should embrace that.

You know, I think
the most important thing

is we're together, right?

My God, you're so right.

- Yeah?
- I got caught up

in wanting to relive the past,
but we don't have to do that.

There's plenty
of other stuff we can do.

Exactly.
Yeah, okay, good.

- All right.
- Let's get out of here.

- Let's get out of here.
- Good.

Ugh.

What happened?

I tried to flip.
I couldn't do it.

- Oh, my God, it's so much.
- Well, good news.

We decided to let them stay.

You don't need
to scare them anymore.

What?
You fucking dicks!

Hey, there's no need
for that.

And by the way,
your language is very salty.

You should work on that.

Well, I'm not saying anything
right now. Is that better?

Oh, yeah, that's better.

Chickenshit.

Guys, everyone take a breath.

I mean, we're all
on the same team.

No, we're not.

We're all on the same team.
Let's go home.

I'm gonna stay, see if I can
catch the mom taking a shower.

Ugh, no, you're not,
you fucking little creep.

Wow, you look amazing.

I didn't get any clothes
that look that good.

Well, I think your clothes
look perfect.

I think you look perfect.

All right, I've got
another surprise for you.

- Yeah?
- You ready?

- Okay.
- Okay, so...

- Wow.
- Yeah, sit here.

Thank you.

- You all right there?
- Yep.

Okay, so I know
we lost the lake house,

but that doesn't mean
we have to give up

all of our traditions.

Like...

...my special trout amandine.

There you are.

And ta-da!

Thank you.

I thought you were
gonna smell it

and it would ruin the surprise,
but I was able to hide it

a little bit
just behind the counter there.

Put some extra dill in it.

Mm-hmm, not bad.

Needs a little more pepper.